general-chat

[jaunty path]

i have music very down

no its not

[sleek harness]

It is

[dire kayak]

meow

[white nacelle]

i cant be bothered for a perfect grammar rn

[jaunty path]

no

[sleek harness]

Some people prefer peak, others prefer peak

[jaunty path]

some ppl prefer peak

some prefer poop

its just how things are

[sleek harness]

Yeah Havoc

Thanks for agreeing

[jaunty path]

hows havoc poop

its the only fun mode rn

[sleek harness]

Toxic

[jaunty path]

how is it toxic- ok

[jaunty path]

That I can agree on

Havoc is full of losers

[sleek harness]

Indeed

[jaunty path]

and dueling sword users

[dire kayak]

i cant bring myself to play havoc for more than 10 minutes

[jaunty path]

dueling sword users should be hunted

[tall grove]

True

[jaunty path]

master auric

[sleek harness]

Missus I think dueling sword got nerfed

[tall grove]

Ds user genocide now

[sleek harness]

It's okay now

[jaunty path]

i hope so

[sleek harness]

Stop being traumatized

[dire kayak]

auric is too stressful for me

[jaunty path]

thats good

i approve

[blazing ibex]

Anyone tried the new heavy sword yet

[dire kayak]

i hated using the dueling sword

[tall grove]

Found the ds user

[little marten]

WE CANT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS

[tall grove]

Oh did they buff it?

[blazing ibex]

I haven't been able to play cuz work 😭

[jaunty path]

The truth is its a bad weapon

[blazing ibex]

Reworked

[unkempt void]

Damn, right when I was about to try it

[jaunty path]

Oh?

[green vector]

im not even reading what you said

[sleek harness]

Is it better now?

[green vector]

just wanted to tell you to shut it

[sleek harness]

Heorthu

[jaunty path]

what changed about ds

did it change so people stop using it

[tall grove]

Don’t do it Jade
Ds users lay down their humanity to use the devil’s weapon

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

good

[tall grove]

How so?
You got a breakdown?

[jaunty path]

Yeah but you agree ds is bad

[sleek harness]

Just like how people don't use thunder hammer

It's boring

[green vector]

ye

[little marten]

You’re boring

[dire kayak]

i use the thunderhammer

[green vector]

i used to use it last time i played like a year ago

[jaunty path]

[green vector]

feels shit now idk what happened

[sleek harness]

No

Not really

[little marten]

Isn’t thunder hammer good now?

[sleek harness]

I got personality

[unkempt void]

What's with the hate against ds users? I'm not sure I've seen one

[sleek harness]

Awalys have been dude

[little marten]

Prove it tell me 3 interesting facts about you

[green vector]

thammer runs around on auric one shotting every deamonhost he comes across so yeah

[blazing ibex]

Special attack applies 10% brittleness, light after special attack has medium grade cleave, ignores stagger reduction (kinda huge actually), and also overrides "abort" mechanic on hitmass, meaning it cleaves carapace.

And it can be seamlessly used while sprinting

[tall grove]

Meta chasers is probably the most reliable answer

[unkempt void]

Ah right

[sleek harness]

I am asexual
I like sniffing smashed warpstone
I do good rage bait

[tall grove]

Not good at the game and just look up guides online instead of building for themself

[green vector]

im a sexual too

a sexual demon

[little marten]

Ok great, now some interesting facts?

[sleek harness]

Okay so

I hate you

[green vector]

got his ass

[sleek harness]

I call everyone freaks

I wish to die some day

Good enough?

[dire kayak]

same

[little marten]

Splat the rat 🐀 💥

[jaunty path]

this heavy sword buff is looking GOOD

[tall grove]

Should I look at the patch notes

[unkempt void]

What if I try it and decide I just plain like it?

[tall grove]

Or remain clueless and based

[sleek harness]

No

Go in blind

[little marten]

No but it’s about as much as I expected from you 😈

[tall grove]

Then we can’t be friends anymore /j
but nah if you like it I love it, just have fun

[blazing ibex]

You'll try jt

[green vector]

who tf builds themself

[unkempt void]

I should just try anything other than the force sword tbh

[green vector]

cucks

[blazing ibex]

Realize the single target and mobility is kinda nuts

[tall grove]

Me
I make my own dogshit builds thank you very much

[blazing ibex]

But has like

[stiff elbow]

i don't really know what to build but usually i pick whatever sounds better and then USUALLY it works

[tall grove]

Try force greatsword

[stiff elbow]

and if i cant be bothered i just look up a build for a weapon i really like

[green vector]

virgin self builder who spends all their time min maxing vs chad build copyer who actually plays the game

[blazing ibex]

Barely any real feel to it honestly

[sleek harness]

Okay cool

Want to make this fair

[blazing ibex]

Dueling sword is just boring 😴

[tall grove]

Isn’t this like
The complete opposite

[dire kayak]

i hated using it

[green vector]

nah

[blazing ibex]

I feel like this is a little uh

Mixed up

[green vector]

i did the soyjack thing

i win the argument

[stiff elbow]

the self-builder and the build-copyer can both minmaxx and play the game

anything otherwise is fallacy

[blazing ibex]

I think the only dueling sword I can even vibe with is the mk with the crazy dodges

Because that actually has an interesting moveset

[little marten]

DS is a bit of a kiddies weapon

[green vector]

who tryna kark they stubber in expeditions rn

[tall grove]

You’re forgetting one thing
Everything I say is objectively and unequivocally true and correct
Any argument that conflicts with mine is automatically false and the person who said the argument is automatically a bad person to boot

I win

[little marten]

🙈

If you don’t look at it it’s not true!!!

[twin flower]

So the expeditions a lil confusing lmao

[dire kayak]

mechanicus is so fun

[green vector]

tldr

nerd

[twin flower]

When I do get in a decent match with a lot of tech remnants the game fkin crashes

[tall grove]

Proudly
Yes

[teal kernel]

damn fsr and fsr frame gen broken

[green vector]

mechanicussy

[digital parrot]

whats the vibes on expeditions? ive been way too addicted to deadlock to try it out but the subreddit doesnt seem enthused

[dire kayak]

im listening,,,

[tall grove]

I like it

[urban beacon]

yep im at two losses in a row rn, gonna wait a few days until everyone knows what theyre doing

[little marten]

Hi! Few things to start off with 🙂

1. Yes I added you because you're a female Darktide gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see!

2. I'm Brian

3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

[teal kernel]

i cant play cuz of broken fsr:D

[green vector]

its bussing

[green vector]

fuck reddit

freaks

[stiff elbow]

I Don't Particularly Like It When My Teammates Decide To Call For Extraction/Open The Safedoor/Run Away From The Squad By Themselves/Shoot Bursters In My Face/Do Anything That Mildly Annoys Me.

[dire kayak]

so real

[urban beacon]

why are you capitalizing every word

[digital parrot]

real

[tall grove]

I don’t like it when teammates

[green vector]

lets play, i promise i wont shoot literally every barrel you walk next to

[twin flower]

I mean they're decent, but the game lowk crashes when we're on a roll lmao

moment

[stiff elbow]

🖕🏽🖕🏽 🖕🏽 🖕🏽 🖕🏽 🖕🏽 🖕🏽

[twin flower]

if anything am the confused one lmao

[tall grove]

You’ll be waiting for a while

[dire kayak]

IDPLIWMTDTCFEOTSRAFTQBTSBIMFDOATMAM

[sterile musk]

can someone help me do roling steal ?

[green vector]

sure

[astral basin]

There’s brainrot happening in a vc here

[viral spear]

bruh where are my twitch drops lol

i unlinked and relinked and its been hours

[brave slate]

That grape jelly drip

[green vector]

how do i find my fs code again

[digital parrot]

the twitch colours r so annoying 😭

[little marten]

The twitch drops look as silly as the people that watch twitch for 24 hours straight to unlock them

[fresh sundial]

Do we spend the tech scrap anywhere?

[viral spear]

imagine watching instead of just leaving afk for free cosmetics

[green vector]

4869460578 inv me

[stuck phoenix]

Guys I had to put Lego on glue for something

[digital parrot]

i wish shirtless ogryn didnt have goofy ass purple gloves

[brave slate]

The only somewhat decent twitch cosmetic is the ogryn one because it's just a pair of gloves

[stiff elbow]

other than unlocking other expedition grid points, no

i dont know what they do other than grid points, i guess its just a scoring thing

[stuck phoenix]

Nurgle I did the exact opposite of what the Lego Movie said to do with Lego

[viral spear]

good night yall are entitled as hell lol, its not like the paid cosmetics are much better

[fresh sundial]

Oh, unfortunate. Was hoping for some kind of new progression

[little marten]

You put it up your bottom?

[stuck phoenix]

No I put glue on a piece

[little marten]

What’s wrong with that?

[sterile musk]

need 2 more

[stuck phoenix]

It’s Lego

And glue

They are pretty much opposites

[green vector]

how tf are we entitled youre the one complaining????????

[stuck phoenix]

Don’t it’s no use

[little marten]

Stops you accidentally breaking it tho?

[viral spear]

you should only glue pieces that are meant to stay together forever and you never want to take apart

[viral spear]

lmao im not complaining im just asking why my drops arent in my inventory when its been hours since i claimed them

[stuck phoenix]

I mean I’m sacrificing it for a Kriegsman a single piece

[viral spear]

yall are the ones trashing the free shit

i actually like them smh

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah it’s free we can say it’s shit all we like

[digital parrot]

real

[stuck phoenix]

We can say anything’s shit

[little marten]

Im just pulling ur leg brother I’m sure the twitch drops are fine lmao

[green vector]

anyone wanna come help my boy felix do rolling steel

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[green vector]

be a chad and help

[stuck phoenix]

Literal fucking hell man I swear the second a team gets put on that mission they get a lobotomy

[green vector]

thats why im helping

i know the pain

[stuck phoenix]

Finished it exactly fucking once

[green vector]

auric is usually fine

[viral spear]

rly? i rarely get bad teams on it

just gotta press W

[stiff elbow]

the FIRST expedition i did i finished it cus my team and I were awed at it so we naturally communicated to see what it was like

and now im getting nothing but failures

:/

[green vector]

play with me im a winner

[stuck phoenix]

Every other time the Cult Champion guy demolishes everyone (he’s harder in a small space with lots of enemies who could’ve guessed)

[stiff elbow]

go my pox hound

[surreal ermine]

my teams havent been too bad thus far on auric

[green vector]

loser

[viral spear]

not me getting teams that decide splitting up in 4 different directions is the best way to play

[surreal ermine]

some clueless teammates but thats not much different from normal auric

[little marten]

What difficulty are expeditions can u do auric ones?

[dire kayak]

all but uprising

[little marten]

Ok nice Ty

[surreal ermine]

SEDITION RETURNS CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!

[jaunty path]

what is the defintion of an elitist

[dire kayak]

whats sedition?

[little marten]

Me

[twin flower]

people who say smite is bad

[jaunty path]

rong

[surreal ermine]

the old easiest difficulty that got removed lol

[little marten]

😔

[unkempt void]

There was something easier than uprising?

[surreal ermine]

yeah

[jaunty path]

sedition

[surreal ermine]

i dont think i ever played sedition but i cant imagine it was very exciting

[unkempt void]

What was it like?

[twin flower]

Boring

[little marten]

Elitists are just snobs

[worn quail]

This new mode is really good at making you hate your teammates

[dire kayak]

gunners?

[worn quail]

[dire kayak]

i thinks gunners are elites

[jaunty path]

think im a bit of a snob

mmmmm

[stiff elbow]

gunners are elites

[little marten]

We all are in our own ways

[stiff elbow]

an elite is just an upgraded trash mob

e.g. gunners, ragers, shotgunners, etc.

[dire kayak]

dont call them trash theyre trying their best

[stuck phoenix]

Got low tier hunting ground earlier saw some guy get jumped by a Hound and Trapper

[jaunty path]

idk how ppl can't get thru heresy

[little marten]

Also, question for the actually good Darktide players here (and really think about it before you decide if you are or not)

Are the expeditions actually full of bad players or.. y’know..

[jaunty path]

like

[jaunty path]

im a bad expedition player cuz I attack every patrol

[stuck phoenix]

I’m totally “good”

[jaunty path]

i attack every patrol cuz I find killing fun

[dire kayak]

SAMEEE

[surreal ermine]

my auric lobbies have been acceptable thus far, nothing really too bad yet

[jaunty path]

actually

[little marten]

That’s based why would you not shoot everything

[twin flower]

Theyre alright but I crash every time we have tons of remnants

[stuck phoenix]

It may seem crazy what I’m about to say but they are Heretics and must be Purged

[jaunty path]

Im bad outside of havoc because when theres no incentive to stay with your team I just run ahead

[little marten]

Cause of the amount of enemies spawned?

[unkempt void]

I can't get through heresy because I don't know how to keep myself from getting overwhelmed

[jaunty path]

no spawns? no bosses? I run ahead

[little marten]

I do that even in havoc 💀

[twin flower]

Idk? Im like fine most of the time, its just random ahh crashes imo

[stuck phoenix]

There’s this neat trick called explosions

[surreal ermine]

keep killing hairy ticks (preferably with melee)

[twin flower]

It doesnt even get to the point where its like overwhelming

[surreal ermine]

use ur push

[twin flower]

it just crashes

[surreal ermine]

learn ur weapons moveset

dodge like ur life depends on it

[unkempt void]

I mean overwhelmed by flamers, bombers, and ogryns as my main issues

[whole glade]

me when uhhh

ermmm

[stuck phoenix]

Amusingly SM2 made me remember Darktide has Blocking

[little marten]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE HIT ACTION MOTION PICTURE WANTED STARRING JAMES MCAVOY AND ANGELINA JOLIE?

[unkempt void]

No

[little marten]

Then I can’t help you

Goodbye

[unkempt void]

Damn

[surreal ermine]

you gotta listen hard for their sound queues and take them out quick

well, flamers and bombers at least

[mossy solstice]

sticking to the team usually helps with survivability

[red niche]

this update is taking forever

[stiff elbow]

expeditions is actually going to make me crash out

all my teammates, EXPERIENCED PLAYERS

[surreal ermine]

oggys you can usually dance around until its more safe to focus them down

[twin flower]

real

[stiff elbow]

keep SPLITTING UP

[unkempt void]

I do hear the flamers and bombers pretty well but I struggle to see where they are in the horde

[stiff elbow]

stop SPLITTING UP

FROM THE FUCKING SQUAD

GO MY POXHOUND

[red niche]

is it the squad splitting away from 1 person? or 1 person splitting from a squad?

[twin flower]

I guess they were right when they said Expeditions better on a duo

[little marten]

Nah irs just learning the dance of Darktide, you’ll adjust to it over time with muscle memory and be grand 🙏

[stuck phoenix]

“My teammates are all morons”

Seemingly anyone in Expeditions and the Train one

[stiff elbow]

one person spitting from the squad

and then they die across the map

and the another person tries to save them

and then THEY die

and then its just me and this other guy left

[stuck phoenix]

Who do the Heretics have fucking Batman?

[twin flower]

there was one dude who opened the vault doors and not even stay and defend it

[stiff elbow]

they have five thousand batmans

[surreal ermine]

directional audio is a godsend for locating specialists when you cant see through the horde, sometimes you gotta keep cutting through them in the general direction of the sound to find them, or even jumping can help sometimes

or you can play the best class ogryn and see over the horde :^)

[dire kayak]

if youre gonna split off in expeditions, at least be good enough to hold your own

[mossy solstice]

and fire hundred cigarettes?

[green vector]

the director is on crack

[red niche]

you can't see a trapper that's sitting under burgle's belly

[stuck phoenix]

Only audio cue I hear for Elites is the Hounds

[green vector]

what the fuck was that mission

someone come help felix pls

[whole glade]

DRINK WATER

[stuck phoenix]

What difficulty you on currently I can take a guess at the hell your in from that

[dire kayak]

NEVER

I ONLY DRINK ACID

[green vector]

damnation LMAO

bro ive never seen that many enemies

it was fucking ridiculous

[mossy solstice]

battery acid, delicious

[whole glade]

a-acid?.... like Acid bath?....

[stuck phoenix]

Damnation? Is that the first one or the third one

[dire kayak]

like hydrochloric acid

[green vector]

4th

[stuck phoenix]

Oh right

Errrr

Yeah sucks I hate that difficult

[whole glade]

i like sulfuric

[stuck phoenix]

Woe Random pissing off the Daemonhost be upon ye

[little marten]

Darktide audio is pretty slick

[surreal ermine]

darktides audio design is a masterclass (when it isnt bugging the fuck out)

[jaunty path]

yeah i think the open world aspect gives people way too much opportunity to run away and become divided

[little marten]

I love dodging attacks on my teammates cause the swing noise is 800 decibels

[mossy solstice]

please don't piss on the daemonhost

[dire kayak]

battery acid is fun at first but the tingle wears off as you drink more of it

[whole glade]

yeah i get that

[mossy solstice]

wrong @ but whatevuh

[stuck phoenix]

Best two themes are Disposal Unit and Empires Will Fall (Karnak Twins theme)

[green vector]

you online rn?

[mossy solstice]

skill issue

[jaunty path]

I think expeditions couldve been new missions

[jaunty path]

yeah but im speedrunning havoc rn

[green vector]

man

[little marten]

I meant ingame sounds but what you said is also true

[stiff elbow]

introducing open-world play into a game thats predominately linear, close-quarters combat 😭

[red niche]

isn't it just chaos wastes?

[surreal ermine]

yeah im not sure on expeditions

theyre just kinda weird and samey

[little marten]

Open world?!? You mean

CRIMSON DESSERT?!

[stiff elbow]

no its way different from chaos wastes

[jaunty path]

Yeah thats a huge fuckin issue

[stuck phoenix]

Nightsider and Warp Traveller (they play on intercoms and the surgeons radio)

[jaunty path]

it breaks sense of direction hard

[stuck phoenix]

So are ingame sounds

[twin flower]

Are you excited

[mossy solstice]

only they don't take an hour to complete

[stuck phoenix]

Rather than music for the sake of music coming from the heavens or something

[little marten]

A lil hehe

U?

[surreal ermine]

i like barely even use the special stuff from the shop, just dont feel like i need it most of the time

[green vector]

same i just heal and get ammo

[stuck phoenix]

I sure hope a massive brown worm doesn’t jump anyone

[twin flower]

Has potential imo, so yeah

[stiff elbow]

i like nightsider and the warren/foundryplex/relay station battle theme (whatever its called)

[mossy solstice]

shock mines are fun, everything else is kinda not really

[little marten]

I’m expecting a solid 8/10 experience

[mossy solstice]

a 7/10

like that pizza guy from YT

[little marten]

6/7

[jaunty path]

I really, really do not know why they did expeditions

[stuck phoenix]

Nurgle please consider never speaking again

[mossy solstice]

well 7 is the blessed number of grandpa Nurgle

[jaunty path]

777777777777777777777

[formal mortar]

Just had 2 idiots run off a cliff instead of crossing the bridge that was next to them

[stuck phoenix]

Hadron got bored of us killing everything in close quarters and send us on a scavenger hunt

[little marten]

My favourite number is 9

Stay tuned tomorrow for some more fun facts about me

[dire kayak]

my favourite number is 3

[formal mortar]

And they horded all the mats so all the mats were lost

[dire kayak]

because :3

[jaunty path]

I don't think they're stupid I mean the game is literally designed to be a straight line, without that people go in all sorts of directions

like

[little marten]

3 3 is 9 so we fine

[jaunty path]

this isn't made to be an open world game

[surreal ermine]

if you have teammates with functional brains navigation isnt that hard

[formal mortar]

Nah it's a big massive valley and there is literally a bridge, they didn't even jump

[surreal ermine]

the auspex is fairly helpful

[little marten]

NEWS AT 10: ZOOMER STRUGGLES WITH SLIGHTLY WIDER CORRIDORS IN VIDEO GAME

[twin flower]

Idk how to use it

[formal mortar]

They would fall into the Grand Canyon irl

[surreal ermine]

you use wasd to select a location and click to mark it so it shows up on the compass on the top

[twin flower]

I think its fun if you actually know how to play the mode

[twin flower]

my hero

[hidden whale]

dude they made changes to Inferno in cs2 at some point and fucked up like half of my B side utility

I cant even figure out what it is precisely, they shifted buildings or hallways by centimeters or something

[formal mortar]

That's normal for them to do every so often

[whole glade]

when will fatfuckfish add good long hair. i want the scum to have regular long hair!!!

[twin flower]

cs2? counter strike?

[little marten]

Which is b side the alleyway?

[hidden whale]

banana, but yes its an alleyway

[formal mortar]

Sometimes just a box is added somewhere in CS and it changes up that whole approach of the map

[little marten]

wtf they do to the alleyway?!?!?!

[formal mortar]

Curious what they added too

[hidden whale]

I mean it does get changed alot between games

but this is different, all they did was shift some walls or something

[jaunty path]

it rlly isn't that its more like having way too much freedom of direction. I kept going off in another direction playing auric expedtion

[hidden whale]

but I know they did because my lineups completely stop working

[formal mortar]

Even in the same game though they update the maps with small things, it changes high level play a lot

[hidden whale]

between my util practice map and the live map

[jaunty path]

like

heres the thing

[unkempt void]

One of the residents leaves their window open and thousands of cs players weep that they have to learn the entire map over again

[jaunty path]

I wanna KILL things

[hidden whale]

get therapy

or sign up for Iran

[little marten]

I was just messing g

I know u GOATED WITH THE SAUCE on Darktide

[jaunty path]

stop messing your pants bro

[little marten]

Do kids still say that?

[jaunty path]

ur 30

remove that from ur vocabulary

now

[hidden whale]

wtf hes 30

decaying unc

[jaunty path]

Literally dante

[little marten]

I fucked around I found out

[hidden whale]

life ended at 25 old man

now ur just a husk

[jaunty path]

he went to the island that makes you old

[little marten]

Lil st James?

[little marten]

I can still Skibidi it like a whippersnapper don’t you worry

[clever horizon]

what's a good ranged weapon on zealot

[hidden whale]

woah thats so 67

[little marten]

Revolver bolter bolt pistol flamer

[clever horizon]

yoke yike yorks ick

I'm thinking laser pistol

[little marten]

🫴
🫴

[marsh iris]

[little marten]

I like the laser pistol but it’s limitations reveal themself quickly

[clever horizon]

🤔

name five

[green vector]

hes got ye there lad

[dire kayak]

im starting to like the alternate mark of boltgun

[green vector]

lol rolling steel without a full team is fucking ridiculous

[hidden whale]

me when a larping stacy tries to jesterfy me, especially mid mog, im basically cortisol maxing to any foid

[stuck phoenix]

Sliding Cobalt

[clever horizon]

i like how it stops the bolt gun from barely killing enemies

[little marten]

1. Shit sights
2. Shit torso damage
3. Shit weapon special
4. Shit requirement for multiple headshots (possibly more on a non-ranged crit build)
5. Shit fast swap clutch potential

[clever horizon]

what the fuck is the non psyker laser pistol alt even

[stuck phoenix]

Malice mode

Yay

[little marten]

U just slap em

Or is it a shove

[stuck phoenix]

New Zealots getting places

[green vector]

get em the ol bitch slap

[little marten]

It’s a shove i think

[sterile musk]

thank you m8

[stuck phoenix]

“Bitch this chicken is cold”
Fucking slams a shovel into a poxwalkers head

[green vector]

anytime chad

[little marten]

Are the infantry lasgun buffs good btw?

[clever horizon]

i was running vraks but my hand doesnt like fighting it so much
and the throwing knifes have insane drop off i dont remember that being a thing

[green vector]

mf u been asking questions all day

play the fucker

[jaunty path]

also look at the annoucement

[little marten]

😈

[clever horizon]

the math is there but i still dont like it

[jaunty path]

you should be able to make it out

[little marten]

I’m sick I can’t play

[green vector]

fix the recoil and its a bussing gun

untill then

[jaunty path]

criminal the lasgun w the best sights is so tedious to use

[green vector]

dogass

[jaunty path]

skill issue

[little marten]

Unfortunately true 😔

[clever horizon]

any mods for this issue actually i never checked

[jaunty path]

weapon customization

[clever horizon]

anything more petite and working

[green vector]

that bolter skin in the shop

fuckin hell

[clever horizon]

new psyker staff has insane aura

[green vector]

im looking rn

it do

the revolver too

got damn

[clever horizon]

the victory pose where he holds it out in front of him
god damn

[nocturne bloom]

I got out of the hospital Sunday, yet im at work

[cosmic niche]

Bro I still don’t know how to do the bell skip can someone tell me in a better way

[green vector]

you hit the bell

and you get teleported to the end

[little marten]

Skill issue

[hidden wedge]

new mission broken as hell. Constant disconnects

[nocturne bloom]

Im not the one whining about being sick

[cosmic niche]

Where

Is the bell

[green vector]

literally at the start

on the left

[cosmic niche]

Bro

[little marten]

It’s one of life’s simplest pleasures

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[hidden whale]

nurgle champion confirmed

[nocturne bloom]

Dont you have to do the whole puzzle thing for the bell skip to unlock?

[green vector]

homeslice

what puzzle

[nocturne bloom]

[hidden whale]

apparently someone with the bell can just hit it for u

[green vector]

ive never done a puzzle and i can do it

[little marten]

Always on brand

[hidden whale]

and it unlocks

I have the bell cause someone who already had it hit it for me

[nocturne bloom]

If you finish the mission I think yea

[dire kayak]

i hope youve been doing better recently

[green vector]

why the fuck does hadron pronounce succint as suck sinct

[stiff elbow]

I just completed my second expedition 😍

not a single time my team strayed away from eachother

im so PROUD ❤️

[nocturne bloom]

Was playing WoW last night, power went out, sat in dark for 3 hours, cooked beans and meat on wood stove

Slept

[green vector]

wait thats how you pronounce it

WTF

[dire kayak]

how was it?

[lethal condor]

I just unlocked assail on pysker im hooked i love this world

[nocturne bloom]

Depressing

[dire kayak]

assail is so fire

[dire kayak]

thats fair

[whole glade]

should i make my bf watch helluva boss with me?

[vapid matrix]

What can I do with tech remements?

[formal mortar]

Too many people who got carried all the time in auric

[nocturne bloom]

Finished work 2 hours early tho so im sitting in my car doing nothing

[formal mortar]

Went off and did 3 sites by myself and they still didn't figure out how to complete 1

[nocturne bloom]

Ex made me do the same thing

[whole glade]

awh :[

[dire kayak]

we could hug

[wraith phoenix]

hugging is poggers

[thick mesa]

I can’t decide if I hate expeditions a lot or like it

[nocturne bloom]

[lethal solstice]

no

[stiff elbow]

ikr??!!?

[lethal solstice]

I'm sure you can find something better

[stiff elbow]

expeditions is such a mixed bag

[thick mesa]

Just feels like a skeleton of a gamemode, like it needs a little more spice

[stiff elbow]

i still dont understand tech-remnants?

are they really ONLY used for unlocking grid points?

[thick mesa]

My auspex keeps disappearing

[dire kayak]

although the deeper sites could have some new stuff, likely nobody has reached lambda or zeta yet

[gritty trench]

where can i ask questions regarding the twitch drops?

[thick mesa]

Yes, and penances

[bitter matrix]

Yeah

[dire kayak]

chat someone random added me what do i do

they arent from here

[stiff elbow]

the penances also allude to there being 18 total grid points when the map only displays 8?

[nocturne bloom]

Send them random pictures with Arabic text

[lusty glacier]

I wish every lone wolf player a good dip in prometheum

[abstract junco]

My room is an oven

[dire kayak]

chat

should i buy a techmarine

[modest flume]

Ignore them

[dire kayak]

thats what i did

[lusty glacier]

They were obviously a goober and needed help

[green vector]

they gonna add more probs

[hidden whale]

send them a zip bomb

[ancient sapphire]

Where can I find a team of 2 looking to run Rolling Steel over and over again for dream team? We have been playing on uprising and only have 10 so far

[sinful relic]

Finally. Finally got on overwatch

Now I can actually play how I want

[flat saffron]

so what mods are broken now

[modest flume]

Factually wrong

You can only start playing once you get all penances, unlock the Moebian 6th armor, and get to Havoc 40

[modest flume]

Usually it's all of them

[sinful relic]

[modest flume]

Thems the rules, bud

I just work here

[sinful relic]

Anyway, I completed on overwatch with braced autogun and dueling sword on train, felt Good

[abstract junco]

Canada Dry addiction

[modest flume]

Congratulations though

[turbid jungle]

Hows new mode

Loser approved?

[sinful relic]

Fun in doses

If you got competent team mates

[modest flume]

like the rest of the game

[turbid jungle]

Any actual rewards for doing it other than more materials we dont need and 20,000 dockets

[sinful relic]

Yeah

Some bandit Looking cosmetics for penances

Vets looks like a 2008 cod npc

[turbid jungle]

[restive walrus]

My lord hive scum dodges far

[green vector]

yes

enjoyment

from playing the game

[rain pilot]

fuck

[stiff elbow]

uhm

you get a frame

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

I'm a shark

[rain pilot]

Anyone want to party up with me and Missus later?

[turbid jungle]

[acoustic pebble]

What are we playing?

[green vector]

[rain pilot]

Darktide

:p

[hexed steppe]

Are the new penance really personal? I mean the one that required you to harvest/extract data reliquaries ?

[acoustic pebble]

I mean Auric or Maelstrom, ya dingo

[boreal fox]

Hmm when do I get permissions to emoji react messages?

[acoustic pebble]

Or just normal difficulties

[modest flume]

Just chat for like 10 mins

[restive walrus]

Just keep talkin and you’ll soon get it

[rain pilot]

Let's do a Maelstrom

[modest flume]

You'll get the red role and that gives you the perms

[rain pilot]

I want to try the new mode but hell

[acoustic pebble]

Alright, I'll rebuild my Hive Scum

[restive walrus]

Or maybe you won’t

[boreal fox]

It must be based on message count, I joined yesterday

[restive walrus]

Maybe you’ll be roleless foreverrrr

[acoustic pebble]

And I want to do the new mode too

[light vigil]

It looks like it

[rain pilot]

I am Arbites stun bodyguard

[restive walrus]

Nah you are just a bum

[rain pilot]

malestrom warm up

[acoustic pebble]

I am Hive Scum... TITHE RAT

[boreal fox]

Pensive face react

[south valve]

😔

[acoustic pebble]

Loophole found??

[restive walrus]

Yo…new tech

[green vector]

anyone tryna kark they stubber in expeditions?

[modest flume]

do do do dododo you're a shark do do do dododo you're a shark do do do dododo you're a shark

[boreal fox]

100 double underlined react

[acoustic pebble]

Why you sad? Ran out of poor people to beat? TITHE RAT???

[south valve]

I just watched Inglorious Basterds for the first time

Really good film

[acoustic pebble]

Yey

[stiff elbow]

have you watched Dead To Rights

[restive walrus]

I’m stubber my gun rn

[stiff elbow]

you should watch Dead To Rights

[south valve]

I haven’t

I think I know the name?

[stiff elbow]

its very good

[acoustic pebble]

Very good film directed by a nightmare of a man

[astral trellis]

is frame gen still broken

[stiff elbow]

its a chinese film

about the R*pe of Nanjing

during the sino-japanese war

[south valve]

Oh

[green vector]

bruh

nty

[stiff elbow]

its a historical drama

i like historical dramas

[south valve]

I’ll consider it

[rain pilot]

[stiff elbow]

its pretty gut-wrenching tho

[green vector]

play expeditions with me and ill watch it

[stiff elbow]

cus its about atrocities

[modest flume]

See, I could play the new event

however

[acoustic pebble]

And like that you lost me

[south valve]

Lot more women with bare feet than I remember from my German history textbooks

[stiff elbow]

go my poxhound

[green vector]

noob

[modest flume]

I will continue to terrorize the galaxy with my star destroyer fleets in X4

[acoustic pebble]

Well, look who's directing it. The same man who casted himself so he could drink a shot from a ladies foot

[south valve]

Yeah…

[acoustic pebble]

Funnily enough he's also in Inglorious Bastards

[south valve]

Like the art not the artist and all

Yeah, he’s a scalped Nazi I think?

[acoustic pebble]

He's the dude getting scalped in one of the earlier scenes ye

[south valve]

I’m more into the lighthearted stuff personally

[stiff elbow]

that's fair

[acoustic pebble]

Want lighthearted? Watch happy tree friends on youtube

[stiff elbow]

Dead To Rights is one of the more emotional, "realistic" (gruesomely bloody) ones

[twin flower]

Jakka going for the goldies

[stiff elbow]

i like media about war from civilian perspectives

[south valve]

I guess you don’t get that much

[rain pilot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6OnfBiiSc9RGKiBKKtZXgQ?si=18e0b925c04d4cea People in the hive city listening to this

[twin flower]

reminds me of the Pianist kinda

[acoustic pebble]

Based Playlist. I approve

[stiff elbow]

yeah it is a lot like the pianist

the pianist is also another really good one

[rain pilot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/35ItUJlMtjOQW3SSiTCrrw?si=7863a9dbadb2416e

[stiff elbow]

too bad roman polanski is a pedophile

hate that mf

[green vector]

bro has pysker been nerfed

[acoustic pebble]

Based band. I approve

[green vector]

my peril is fucking fucked

[twin flower]

real?

[gloomy void]

He hates Paul Dano for some reason

[south valve]

There’s three very different conversations going on at once lmao

Or topics at least

[green vector]

killed myself twice with peril

this shit is not bussin

[twin flower]

should see it during peak times

[acoustic pebble]

Who's that again?

[twin flower]

random bs go

[stiff elbow]

i dont like tarantino

[formal mortar]

Finally got the 3k in one go

[stiff elbow]

he's such a weirdo whackjob

[gloomy void]

Played riddler in The Batman

[stiff elbow]

and he defends terrible people like harvey weinstein and roman polanski

[acoustic pebble]

Honestly didn't see it but I heard it's good

[gloomy void]

He really really really likes saying the n word

[stiff elbow]

that too

and licking women's toes

[south valve]

I haven’t watched it but I think there was controversy over him saying the n word in Pulp Fiction?

[stiff elbow]

yeah

[gloomy void]

He says it out of movie too. He said it at a convention

[stiff elbow]

he put himself in a role where he calls jules the n-word

[acoustic pebble]

Funny enough that Sam Jackson came out giving him the N Word pass

[south valve]

Hm 😐

[gloomy void]

He has become so obsessed with black culture that HE wants to be black

So he does weird shit

Like he referred to a group of black people as “us” once

[south valve]

I think it’s mostly surrounding like whether it was really necessary and stuff

[acoustic pebble]

Mayhaps

[south valve]

What’s his name in Django Unchained had a good reason for his character to say it

[acoustic pebble]

Django?

[gloomy void]

If he’s playing a character in a movie it’s one thing the issue is he says it irl

[south valve]

De Caprisun

[stiff elbow]

candy?

[acoustic pebble]

Oh Calvin

[south valve]

I’m probably spelling it wrong

[twin flower]

You got it

[south valve]

Oh okay

[stiff elbow]

leonardo di caprio plays the slaveowner

[dire kayak]

2 grey knights left

[acoustic pebble]

Oh yeah he's a nightmare of a person

[acoustic pebble]

And they're next

[south valve]

Yeah that guy

Makes sense for him to use the word

[acoustic pebble]

How he never got an Oscar for his role is beyond me

[south valve]

(I also haven’t seen that one)

[acoustic pebble]

VERY good movie

[dire kayak]

tomorrow i get my knight castellan 🤤 🤤 🤤

[south valve]

The only other Tarantino film I’ve watched it Kill Bill

Which was pretty good

[green vector]

hateful 8 is fucking BUSSIN

[acoustic pebble]

Uma Thurman my beloved

[south valve]

I’m probably offending some movie enjoyers by calling it just pretty good, but it was a long time ago

[acoustic pebble]

BUT HER IN PULP FICTION?!? OH MY GOD!!

I never knew beauty until I saw her

[dire kayak]

what's pulp fiction about?

maxine told me to watch it ages ago but i don't know what it's about

[sleek harness]

Pulp

[acoustic pebble]

A briefcase

[turbid jungle]

Fake oranges

[acoustic pebble]

Marcelus Wallace

Washed up boxer

And a Hitman who gives foot massages

[thick mesa]

Havoc players are so chill

I crashed three times and the waited for me to come back before moving forward

[acoustic pebble]

That's based

[south valve]

I doubt you’ll find that to be a popular sentiment here, but that’s very kind

[turbid jungle]

[south valve]

Bit rude innit

[sterile gorge]

We extracted but it said we failed the emperor and i have no tech remnant points?

[elder merlin]

[turbid jungle]

Havoc players are the scum of the earth and deserve every mild inconvenience and slight against them

[stiff elbow]

me when im WASHED at the game

[turbid jungle]

This the will of the Sex

[south valve]

Me when I’m washed:

🧼

[acoustic pebble]

Scum?! HIVES?? DRUGS?!?

[stiff elbow]

goat is... washed 🧼

🫧 🚿

[tawdry edge]

🐐 🚿

[hidden whale]

wtf I literally just got out of the shower

how did u guys know?

[turbid jungle]

Poxwalker after that warp pack doink

[south valve]

You’re WASHED

[tawdry edge]

I'm in your walls eating all of your insulation

[acoustic pebble]

I love Frip Frop. I wish he was real

[hidden whale]

haha nice try, my walls arent insulated

[south valve]

He’s great

[turbid jungle]

I got 4 comms today by one guy im fucking cooked

[green vector]

playing with an ogryn called barry

[turbid jungle]

Absolutely fried

[green vector]

and he's a fucking gigachad

[south valve]

A good animator

[hidden whale]

ah heck this is gen chat

<--- embed failure laugh at this user

[acoustic pebble]

Yep

[tawdry edge]

t-thenm..... what the fuck am i... eating rn...?

[acoustic pebble]

Time to get a ceremonial kick to the jaw

[turbid jungle]

Regular fair cotton candy

[green vector]

silly potato cat

[tawdry edge]

yummy! scrumptious!!!!

[south valve]

Silly Walter White

[dire kayak]

lynxie can i show you my knight castellan tomorrow

[tawdry edge]

of course!!!

[dire kayak]

yaaayyy

[hazy kestrel]

Let’s go, got all of the annoying new penances done.

Now just the grind remains

[dire kayak]

FUCK YES

[stiff elbow]

meta mfs when you show them the joy of clicking on heads with an ILAS

meta mfs when you show them anything that isnt plasgun or recon las

[south valve]

I don’t think the Codex Astartes supports this

[dire kayak]

i hear strange stuff when i go to paint at night

[stiff elbow]

WE. HATE. META.

[turbid jungle]

Only losers use guns, w+m1 with a pickaxe and let god take the wheel

[south valve]

Them and their VR headsets 🙄

[void hawk]

i have experienced pack master one time, he showed up and valkyrie landed on him

[dire kayak]

the poor thing

[elder merlin]

Damn, some people really be feelin some type of way about expiditions

[south valve]

But yeah, infantry lad feels really good now

[turbid jungle]

Does pack master yap as much as captains

[stiff elbow]

god you are SO FUCKING FUNNY

[south valve]

Infantry lad 🫡

[stiff elbow]

im FUCKING laughing my FUCKING ass off right now

[dire kayak]

IKRRRR

[turbid jungle]

Mfw im a poxwalker and some cracked up old guy geeking out on warp fumes yells "fear de future" and explodes my fucking brain

[south valve]

I can’t tell if that’s sarcasm or not

[stiff elbow]

it makes me want to MERGE without LOOKING

[wraith phoenix]

only played once but idk new event is pretty fun i guess, no-ammo psycher builds feel a bit OP tho

[turbid jungle]

Remove the no ammo part and its true

[stiff elbow]

go my poophound

[turbid jungle]

Psyker is just op

Telling me this dirty brainrat with a toothpick does more damage than me, the humble ogryn, with my pointy thing on a stick

[south valve]

Oh it’s a family guy joke

Record time

[dire kayak]

bastion 2-20 combat stance

[south valve]

I am the Lex

[patent grove]

For the emperor I'm sure

[south valve]

Weird fucking penguin

[smoky creek]

Any issues with people queueing up?

Been in queue with my buddy for 10 minutes and nothing, tried multipled difficulties

[turbid jungle]

Horrible fucking word queueing

[smoky creek]

Agreed

[turbid jungle]

Some people are more worthless than the ueue in queue

[marsh iris]

queueing in 2026?

[stiff elbow]

expedition matchmaking is kinda buggy/finnicky at the moment

[green vector]

queueueueue

[marsh iris]

que?

[quick lily]

i got into a bunch of matches easily, went out to eat, back 30 mins later and nothing is queuing up

[rain pilot]

I am ready chat

[marsh iris]

try changing region from the mission terminal options

[naive jungle]

yeah i had no problems all day until last 10 min or so :p

[turbid jungle]

I got into one match, realized i had a controller plugged in, fiddled with it for 2 minutes then alt+f4 this morning

[green vector]

cntroller gmer 🤢

[turbid jungle]

I got far enough to see a rager clown car tho

[green vector]

wtf

[turbid jungle]

I pnly play mh wilds with controller

[green vector]

well that didnt work

[obtuse bobcat]

Is anybody not able to get into an expedition match either

[green vector]

lmfao

[opal pebble]

Damn these gunners are really messing me up in expeditions

[stark condor]

Yea

[green vector]

who karkin they stubber

[quick lily]

queuing up went smoothly through party finder for some reason

[violet lintel]

Yep

[whole glade]

my first lore post went well :3c

[rain pilot]

I am going to hive scum

[surreal sable]

it was working earlier today without issue but now nothing seems to be matchmaking

[violet lintel]

Also, anyone else experience random defeats even though everyone made it to the EVAC?

Probably an update somewhere here

[obtuse bobcat]

F looks like I can't play tonight then gg

[slender aurora]

So uh trying to queue for wastes w 3, queue seems stuck

[smoky creek]

yeah matchmaking is kill

[swift prawn]

man i wanted to play tn

[stark condor]

Game broke

[naive jungle]

yep game doesnt work rn lol

[dapper heart]

https://klipy.com/gifs/its-over-Ixo

[river ingot]

ahem

DORKTIDE

[dapper heart]

FARTTIDE IS OVER

[naive jungle]

Dawktoid

[hidden whale]

67

[green vector]

mf had that lined up all day

[wraith phoenix]

new event seemed fun at first, but after 1 game, I can't do matchmaking for another

[dark ice]

[swift prawn]

there is a new event!?

[fervent sorrel]

so glad I resintalled only for the servers to be bricked

thank you fatshart very cool

[green vector]

im bricked rn

[hazy stone]

It was so bad people where talking in the hub for the first time in 29 years

[rain pilot]

Play Trepang²

It's on sale

On sale

[dire kayak]

it's no longer blue hair, blue tie, hiding in your wifi

[rain pilot]

Now

[dark ice]

Welp it was nice while it lasted

[rain pilot]

Buy it

[violet lintel]

You're probably in the same lobby as i am then lol.

[rain pilot]

Buy Trepang²

[dire kayak]

it's now blue dress, missed calls, hiding in your walls

[green vector]

bussin name

[dire kayak]

check your walls

[hazy stone]

did a guy just leave to play deadlock?

[dapper heart]

Fatshark HQ has been found EMPTY and LOOTED

[dark ice]

[glad trellis]

servers borked?

[green vector]

y

a

[violet lintel]

No, someone is talking about how a Servitor is looking "Mighty fine"

[green vector]

cant even login

[hazy stone]

oh jesus lol

[violet lintel]

Lol, good to see everyone is acting up in the in game lobby at least.

[dapper heart]

The Machine Spirit........... is dead

[green vector]

its over lads

[hazy stone]

I mean at least i learned now that we have a new tech priest intern maning all the data sticks

[marsh iris]

whinge whinge whinge you have every right to be

[red grove]

Error Code 9999. Seems like a good sign.

[green vector]

man my data stick

[hazy stone]

grandfather came on it

[rain pilot]

[pseudo moon]

is this where we go to ask about matchmaking for expedition being broken?

[scarlet tide]

so who banged the server toasters?

[pseudo moon]

my mom

[green vector]

you know its bad when all the grey name chuds come out to play

[swift prawn]

WAIT, I GOT INTO A GAME

[scarlet tide]

Praise Nurgle

[violet lintel]

What color am i?

[swift prawn]

nvm i just got dcd

[acoustic pebble]

I'm just waiting to play with two people I don't know

[acoustic pebble]

But everyone needs a scummer so I'm goin!

[wraith phoenix]

I hope not, trying to log in now and ……… it worked!

[violet lintel]

** IT'S BACK ONLINE FOLKS!** I AM IN!

[astral trellis]

is frame gen still broken?

[scarlet tide]

Probably

[violet lintel]

Get back into the battle soldiers.

[acoustic pebble]

Hell yeah

[marsh iris]

Darktide Online

[acoustic pebble]

Wait Soldiers?! Welp guess that means you killjoys!

[pseudo moon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193773743793786890/1353585748288213124/attachment.gif

[wraith phoenix]

Having trouble finding a match after restarting the game tho

[swift prawn]

dorktide is online

[acoustic pebble]

The upcoming MMORPG

[pseudo moon]

damn no gifs here

[wraith phoenix]

There we go!

[stiff elbow]

if i had tchaikovsky's 1812 overture WITH the cannons playing in the background i'm TELLING you

[whole glade]

what if we dropped just 1 night lord in to atoma...?

[glass heart]

anyone failed the empeorer after extracting?

like mission failure after extracting?

[naive jungle]

WE BACK

I GOT IN

[stiff elbow]

i would be goated. . .

[swift prawn]

happened to me once

[naive jungle]

WE BAAACK

[stiff elbow]

yeah thats been a common issue

[marsh iris]

emperor dont your dusty ass back in the imperium

[glass heart]

ok, not just me then

[grizzled abyss]

Does darktide allow crossplay between ps5 and pc??

[marsh iris]

always

[languid hazel]

Affirmative

[marsh iris]

dont think theres uncross option

[stiff elbow]

yes

you can disable crossplay in the settings if you want to

[marsh iris]

[grizzled abyss]

Okay sick imma get it even tho I dont know nothing about warhammer it does seem really cool tho

[hidden whale]

bisexual moment

[whole glade]

i love naming characters!!!! GRAGGGGHH

[marsh iris]

[grizzled abyss]

Thank yall!

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

YARRICK IS BACK

BRUH....

[dire kayak]

you just gave me an idea

i should name my grey knights

and my knight castellan