general-chat

[marsh iris]

hope the chef didnt work 2nd job as mortician at the same place

[untold kraken]

if so

well

careful

[little marten]

Yeah it was

[marsh iris]

the salmon funeral next door:

[worn quail]

is the new update out

[latent frost]

Yea!

[worn quail]

oh neat

[little marten]

If the salmon claims me in the night I leave my will to Darktide discord

[pallid badger]

Are expeditions harder or easier than regular missions ?

[somber stream]

Never trust sushi at a funeral

[latent frost]

Im updating now just got home

[little marten]

Don’t tell my gf tho

[worn quail]

heheh, im gonna play it despite life's best attempts to try and smite me down

HAHAHAHA

I CANNOT BE STOPPED

HERE I GO

DARKTIDE TIMEEEE

[little marten]

Is that legit?

[thick coyote]

Yes and no

[marsh iris]

did you ask someone to delete your discord account in your will

[somber stream]

Who the fuck serve/eat sushi at a funeral

[pallid badger]

Elaborate

[little marten]

Hell no upon my death the deadman switch activates and I fill Psyker chat with screenshots of the mods trying to make me a kitten in DMs

[thick coyote]

It's pretty easy at first
The more you kill/progress the harder it gets

[amber delta]

how does it compare to havoc 40 though

[gloomy zinc]

Oh wow in expeditions, if someone leaves after they are dead, a new player can join and not need to be revived

[somber stream]

Still no new Arbites drip btw

[twin dirge]

No new shop

[marsh iris]

oh neat so its not havoc style matchmaking

[tacit geode]

It never was?

[jaunty shuttle]

anyone else excited for today?

[low blade]

Wait you guys dont have to do penis inspection to stay in the server?

[latent frost]

Well that sucks but good to know

[jaunty shuttle]

who are you taking in your first expedition?

[pallid badger]

... dont the base missions do that as well?

[marsh iris]

dukane

[jaunty shuttle]

im sorry, she told me she only sees you as a friend.

[thick coyote]

Nope

[little marten]

💀

[jaunty shuttle]

fuck, i hate that i need to work today.

[thick coyote]

Consider the linear director and the sandbox director different

[fair bridge]

what should i have for breakfast

[little marten]

Eggs

[jaunty shuttle]

one is christopher nolan, the other is micheal bay?

[brave slate]

Sister Hestia has penance inspection day and scolds you if your penance number is too small

[thick coyote]

The linear director would hate sandbox maps

[fair bridge]

eggs and basedcon with some chudcakes

[little marten]

Runny boiled eggs and toast for dipping

[low blade]

I'm at 7100ish I'm nolifing this game

[brave slate]

That's a good penance size

[royal helm]

is update out yet?

[marsh iris]

runny egss

[latent frost]

Yea im updating now

[amber delta]

chat why dont we have the cadian 'shoot yourself' sticker yet

[turbid jungle]

Mfw im a poxwalker and some cracked up old guy geeking out on warp fumes yells "fear de future" and explodes my fucking brain

[little marten]

Astroworld was wild

[latent frost]

Why is this so funny

[amber delta]

murder is hilarious

[wet swift]

so chat

peak is here

[fallow escarp]

is the new gamemode avalable for palying yet

[pallid badger]

So I can technically just run around, kill as few ppl as possible and breeze through it?

[thick coyote]

The lex has found you (said by psyker ((flirting)))
The lex has found you (said by Arbites ((harassment)))

[chilly osprey]

where venture :(

[green vector]

oh shit here we go

[stuck phoenix]

New update nice

[timber elk]

GO

[green vector]

[oblique otter]

solo mode?

[timber elk]

GO GET IN

[tacit geode]

7 pregnant man emoji and 2 lobster frame 1

[stuck phoenix]

Well I have to wait till 5

[green vector]

[real adder]

Gonna play this before work

[thick coyote]

Depends on the amount of events you'll have to complete

[timber elk]

throws a random person out the window HURRY

[stuck phoenix]

I gotta go college first man

[thick coyote]

In another 6 years

[pallid badger]

Interesting

Very interesting indeed

[stuck phoenix]

Lamball purge the heretics let none survive

[oblique otter]

Huh okay devs are slow i see

[thick coyote]

Always has been

[silver swift]

yall kno when it update??

[thick coyote]

🧑‍🚀

[amber delta]

I am currently getting paid for sitting on a toilet taking a shit and reading update patchnotes life is good

[timber elk]

The emperors will be carried out. FOR I AM HATE AND RAGE MADE MANIFEST 🗣️❗️🔥🔥🔥

[wet swift]

chat update is already live, just make sure to disable your mods or it will crash

[elder merlin]

[stuck phoenix]

For The Emperor

[elder merlin]

Time to see what is in Commodore's

[stuck phoenix]

Why are you Gerald

[elder merlin]

Awaken, @sleek harness

[mellow shadow]

i dont think there is anything in commodores

[elder merlin]

Huh?

[mellow shadow]

not tht i saw

[void smelt]

IS IT OUT YET???

[wet swift]

there are new outfits actually

[twin dirge]

My commodores is empty still

[green vector]

nah

[timber elk]

FOR THE EMPERO- than spends 5 hours doing math on how to make his hive scum builds again

[elder merlin]

Wait

[stuck phoenix]

Nah forget that we ball

[elder merlin]

Commodore's didnt get updated?

[tawdry wagon]

admech class when?

[broken cave]

No new weapons :( New skins tho :)

[plucky chasm]

There are 2 hadrons on map 🙂

[mellow shadow]

the update is out but the store has nothing new

[stuck phoenix]

Varlet squared

[jaunty shuttle]

You carry the Emperor's will. I get carried. We are not the same.

[elder merlin]

Same old fatshark lol

[void smelt]

Guys!!! Is the update coming??

[broken cave]

Realistically, probably next major update

[tacit geode]

There also aren't any new cosmetics in the files just recolours

Which would make this the first new update without a brand new set coming with

[elder merlin]

But seriously, new big update but no new slop? Mighty perplexing

[stuck phoenix]

Why would we get Admech

[wooden creek]

Rotation is slightly later

[elder merlin]

I see

[stuck phoenix]

All their stuff is Radioactive or something

[elder merlin]

Like the song?

[fallow escarp]

spmething more like skitari

[winged oasis]

wait wtf update's out?

[elder merlin]

Radioactive, Radioactive

[stuck phoenix]

Aren’t they literally Radioactive

[winged oasis]

i didnt even know they put out a teaser video or anything

[charred smelt]

next class is Servitor

[wooden creek]

Skitarii rad weapons are radioactive, that doesn't mean all admech stuff is radioactive

[twin dirge]

The fact the updates been out for like 2 hours now and they just did the @ is kinda funny

[elder merlin]

You dont check their youtube? The trailer was yesterday or two days ago

[slate zephyr]

Yeah every time you shoot your weapon imagine dragons starts playing

[twin dirge]

[fallow escarp]

the reject are touched by thing worse then radiaiton thye will be fine

[broken cave]

I mean this update is literally about collecting tech scrap

[elder merlin]

Listen, they're a little slow over there at Fatshark, but they got the spirit

[elder merlin]

Collect deez

[twin dirge]

I wanna collect more slop, do we have an ETA on rotation?

[stuck phoenix]

Reminder that it doesn’t mean we will get Admech just that Hadron wants some tech bits

[thick fog]

Okay first raid and actually this is pretty interesting

I kinda dig it

[broken cave]

i mean yeah but it is evidence they might be gearing up for it

[winged oasis]

pls pls pls let there be pub matches for this

[twin dirge]

There are

It has quick play

[winged oasis]

yayyy

[twin dirge]

[elder merlin]

Some day

[broken cave]

I’m just speculating more than anything

[winged oasis]

i can go with vibe exploring

[stuck phoenix]

Not at all

[twin dirge]

An hour till new warbond

[obtuse oak]

Yup

[green vector]

fuck hd2

[stuck phoenix]

They might just give us a new weapon or two

[obtuse oak]

Expeditions has normal matchmaking

[floral panther]

this weeks elite temporal archimidean is the tank boss but he has toxin aura

[obtuse oak]

No party finder required

[elder merlin]

Hank, its okay, you dont have to lie to us

We can handle the truth

[twin dirge]

[elder merlin]

[real adder]

It is not wanting to load past the loading screen 😭

[void smelt]

Guys when is update out?

[obtuse oak]

It's also not that hard. Goes up to auric difficulty but not that many enemies if you focus on getting tech remnants.

[twin dirge]

Paul is lying, I can't handle the truth

[winged oasis]

i dont hate party finder but theres literally nothing on it whenever i check

[real adder]

I even disabled mods wa

[elder merlin]

Today

[obtuse oak]

Now

[chilly osprey]

WHERE SHOP RESEEEEEEEEEEEET

[visual vortex]

500 texh remnants

[visual vortex]

Idk i have played update

[real adder]

LET ME JOIN THE GAME DAMNIT

[visual vortex]

Im in bed

[real adder]

WHY IS THE LOADING SCREEN NOT LETTING ME GET PAST THE TITLE SCREEN

[winged oasis]

wish wed actually get to know who saint messelina was cause vro must've been a menace from what we hear from prine

[marble prawn]

so what mods are broken this time

[thick fog]

yes

[twin dirge]

All of them

[broken cave]

ok

[twin dirge]

This feels like a big enough update to goober stomp mods for a lil

[green vector]

[marble prawn]

Then Ill be able to play tomorrow or in a few days when Ill the mods are fixed

[green vector]

feelsbad

[feral vessel]

darktide or slopdivers 2 today

hm hm hm

[twin dirge]

Why pick, do both

Hd2 hasn't updated yet

Darktide has

[stuck phoenix]

Helldiver have you collected your super credits to get the shovel

[somber stream]

Ah yes, update announcement, 2 hours after the official update

[twin dirge]

I have

[low blade]

I detest you unemployed, getting to play

[stuck phoenix]

It’s been 2 hours?

[somber stream]

Give or take

[twin dirge]

I got off work 2 hours and 20 minutes ago

[lilac adder]

Thanks game for reseting my damn perks once more

[stuck phoenix]

I detest the ones not in education for being able to play

[green vector]

people work at different times

crazy concept

[low blade]

Thats not true dont make up things

[latent frost]

I just got in the morning star I was hoping they were gonna do something with that empty staircase on the far side and they did.

[green vector]

ok sorry

[stuck phoenix]

How I feel spreading misinformation on the internet

[vestal flume]

Damn and I'm on the bus until later

[storm canyon]

It’s updating!!!

[green vector]

17gb update fakkin hell

[stuck phoenix]

Anyway I need to ask my mother if I can have another transformer the answer will probably be no but I’m sure cause it’s not 40+ pounds she’ll be more inclined to say yes

[twin dirge]

Someone should let me know when commodores rotates

[storm canyon]

Mines 18

[void smelt]

ughhhhhh.... it's updating, yessss!!!!

[latent frost]

I wasn't expecting for them to add a new terminal, but this is pretty cool

[stuck phoenix]

I got a Blokees one

[latent frost]

🫡

[winged oasis]

fatshark remembering the steel legion and not GW is crazy

[stuck phoenix]

Little model kit that makes a nice little Gundam like Transformers figure

[winged oasis]

if the next commodore vestures are steel legion it'll complete the bit

[woven garden]

~ Successfully extract
~ You have failed the emperor

[green vector]

more krieg slop pls

[woven garden]

[green vector]

[stuck phoenix]

Got Bluestreak in the Shadow 05 pose

[winged oasis]

geedubs geedubs more krieg slop ples

[surreal ermine]

no more kriegslop!!!!!!!!

[dull hamlet]

HAMMER

[stuck phoenix]

Me when I finish half the objectives and extract because the enemy presence is getting too hard to deal with in Helldivers and it says I’m a failure

[winged oasis]

more kriegslop for the masses

[jaunty shuttle]

put on desert fatigues, pretend youre in Iran.

[worn quail]

i got in the valkyrie and my friend was like "Another victory for the right side of history"

Literally legally distinct HD2

I love it

[jaunty shuttle]

For the Trump-Emperor (heresy)

[latent frost]

So i saw something about upgrading or more advanced versions of our weapons anyone know anything about that?

[jaunty shuttle]

yea, you can unlock heroic weapons when you get enough xp, like the heroic heavy bolt pistol

[trail bolt]

it's time gng

[latent frost]

Sweet

[normal linden]

Are you guys playing the game? It crashes for me right after I click the button in the Launcher to start it

[elder oasis]

Thats because GW has decided 2 gas mask regiments is clearly way too much lol

[jaunty shuttle]

jk, thats space marine 2. No idea about darktide.

[latent frost]

You got my hopes up!

[tired inlet]

oh boy it's expansion day; time for a bunch of people to come in and be like, "when does it drop" for hours and then rush in, cause server instability, and immediately break things.

[brave hull]

ngl first impressions are not good. literally just tide on an open map with more ranged spam.

[sleek harness]

No

I am busy

[storm ember]

red guns

[sleek harness]

Only after 1am in my country we can play

[latent frost]

More Fire Power. Fewer Survivors: Having the right instruments of destruction can mean the difference between extraction…and extinction! The new game mode introduces an arsenal of new items alongside modified and supercharged versions of existing ones in the Dead Side Sanctuary. The obliterating Modified Grenade can wipe all enemies in the vicinity…but draw more to the squads’ location. Im reading this on the website

[sleek harness]

1PM

[storm ember]

THAT'S THAT SHIT!!!! FATSHARK MOGS 🔥

[old fog]

same here. with or without mods

[sleek harness]

Skill issue ngl

[jaunty shuttle]

when does it drop?

[old fog]

Iwill eat you

[sleek harness]

That's vore

Vore is terrible

[normal linden]

Mods are usually disabled anyway, after every such patch. I believe the .bat file modifies exe file for the mod loader to work. So when new exe is deployed, no mods will load anyway

[old fog]

beast of vore

[old fog]

I'm saying mine crashes with or without them

[jagged garnet]

I think it did already?

[winged oasis]

cadians have masks tho

[limpid vigil]

honestly i took an L with thinking scum and arbi would get new pennance cosmetics - that one is on me folks

[jaunty shuttle]

correct, was trolling him

[jagged garnet]

Cadians have the drip 🥵

[feral vessel]

115 super creds on my super bank account

[surreal ermine]

guys i just launched the game after reenabling my 100+ mods that are surely broken again and the game crashed wtf i hate fatshark this is all their fault

[winged oasis]

cadians are literally the generic regiment for every other regiment to look unique in comparison

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCawU6BE8P8

[elder oasis]

Cadians can have masks, but the death korp and steel legion basically always have masks. One is part of their core aesthetic the other is just a side feature

[sleek harness]

Give it to me so I can have half of the price of the warbond

[latent frost]

💀

[limpid vigil]

Your pfp reminds me of the frog from ring of pain

[sleek harness]

Neopolit

[limpid vigil]

Yes....

[stuck phoenix]

I have like 200 (I spent some of the few I had on a gas mask that wasn’t explicitly tied to the yellow armour sets)

[sleek harness]

No just saying hi

That's how I say hi

Rude

[limpid vigil]

Hi to you too!

[sleek harness]

Why are you too jolly

That's uncanny

[limpid vigil]

If i wanted to be rude i'd spit on you

[fallow escarp]

is ti noly me or the colision fo the new mode is very janky

[limpid vigil]

I took the previous neo's skin!

[feral vessel]

hi neo

[sleek harness]

Some people consider being spit at by a girl a blessing

[limpid vigil]

He is fine!

JUst aAA BIT cold

[hot sierra]

error 2014 still has the fun sensor on i see

[jagged garnet]

Personally, I think that’s why they’re cool. They really are just G.I Joe in 40K and it’s awesome.

[winged oasis]

they are not gi joe lmao, they all look the same

[dull hamlet]

Are there femboys in WH?

[limpid vigil]

yes

[winged oasis]

gi joe is a collection of very distinct people

[jagged garnet]

Cadian racism

[chilly osprey]

hot

[astral trellis]

anyones fsr frame gen broken after new update?

[dull hamlet]

Which faction?

[jagged garnet]

Any felinid in existence according to fans

[visual vortex]

What is new penance stuff

Someone tell me

[limpid vigil]

depends imo there are two - sanguinius or fulgrim

[visual vortex]

Im desperate

[limpid vigil]

2 outfits for the 4 original classes

[visual vortex]

Send picture

[lime beacon]

No penance stuff for arbites and scum

Per usual

[visual vortex]

I dont care about them

[dull hamlet]

Send bombs

[marsh iris]

we are playing helldivers 2 fighting traitor faction

[visual vortex]

Hd2 makes me want to sleep

[elder merlin]

[visual vortex]

And llay something with actual balancing

[crimson crane]

Okay what the fuck? I had a few thousands of Aquila before the update and now they are all gone it's 0

Actually robbed by Fatshark

[elder merlin]

[visual vortex]

I stole it

[elder merlin]

Cant have shit in Darktide

[marble prawn]

how the heck do we start inside the hub

[limpid vigil]

@dull hamlet but fr tho it is a nightlord

[crimson crane]

Is this a known issue?

[limpid vigil]

gendor skraivok

[sleek harness]

Just restart the game

If doesn't work contact support

[jagged garnet]

Have Hope. Get on that Arbite Hopium. We might get cosmetics in a few years

[crimson crane]

K will do

[lime beacon]

I’ll die before I see more hive scum cosmetics I think

[visual vortex]

Yeah that's cool

But what are the new penanxe cosmetics

[tacit geode]

The shop seems to be a bit fucky rn

[jagged garnet]

This is scaring me. I had 4K before this update.

Gulp

[lime beacon]

Dunce caps

[feral vessel]

How is everyone doing at this hour??

[visual vortex]

Sweet

[sleek harness]

You will die before GW decides to give Fatshark premission to give more cosmetics to paid classes

[lime beacon]

The dunce caps say “I waited 4 months for this” on them

[limpid vigil]

the fact that the canon femboy space marine is a nightlord is sending me

[marsh iris]

new arby cosmetic should just be a piece of used underwear

[winged oasis]

sanguinius erasure

[visual vortex]

I expected nothing else ngl

[lime beacon]

Better than nothing

[limpid vigil]

mentioned him before along with fulgrim

[sleek harness]

Where is navy cosmetic for arbitrator

[crimson crane]

Yea it's still zero

[jagged garnet]

Pretty good. Want to get home from work so I can play this new Darktide update.

[crimson crane]

Amma contact support

[jagged garnet]

Oh dear

[visual vortex]

Oh deari oh my

[sleek harness]

I wonder how ruined this server would become if suddenly Darktide became popular

[visual vortex]

It would become worse

[obtuse oak]

Totally ruined

[visual vortex]

Because it gaining popular means californians woukd be here more

[old fog]

We may have two foolish skavens! (Jk)

[river ingot]

dead game

[sleek harness]

Would it become like Helldivers 2

[old fog]

(it would be three)

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[river ingot]

i had to q for a whole 15 seconds

[visual vortex]

Oh my god

[sleek harness]

Hank and Aquilas just banning everyone who whines about the paid classes not getting cosmetics

[visual vortex]

Im clutching my pearls rn

[visual vortex]

Good

[chilly osprey]

"im kinda tired of no arbite cosmetic"

doxxed

[visual vortex]

Maybe they should get good at vet

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[green vector]

no hub hotkey mod i have to actually move in the hub

disgusting

[surreal ermine]

we'd end up with the gestapo mod team that the hd2 server has

[twin dirge]

Chat, pineapple dragon fruit or cherry lime

I can't make up my mind

[sleek harness]

"I don't like how the paid cosmetics shop rotates!"

Loses their job for "unknown" reasons

[tulip kettle]

Fucking news article things are going "darktide makes a new extraction shooter blah blah blah"

[dull hamlet]

Pineapple eats you alive and is mixed with dragon fruit, chose that

[sleek harness]

Is Darktide launching to Nintendo Switch??????

[dull hamlet]

Dragons blood :3

[twin dirge]

[tulip kettle]

Idk

[twin dirge]

Understood

[visual vortex]

It's on 3DS

[sleek harness]

No that's was a joke

[surreal ermine]

sobbing when i get into a game and see 3 switch logos under their names in the lobby

[chilly osprey]

"hey guys the game keeps crashing, any chance the devs will optimise? :)"

family threatened, cat fed rat poison

[sleek harness]

Theres different logos for Nintendo Switch 1 and 2

[marble prawn]

ok.... Ill wait for guides since I have no idea what to do

[chilly osprey]

wdym

[sleek harness]

Explore the map to find things with the map phone thing

Easy

[marble prawn]

People are just running everywhere and we all died

[sleek harness]

SISTER

[ripe tangle]

burninatin' the countryside, torching the taco trucks!

Greetings Skaven.

[sleek harness]

Is that what it takes for you to revive?

A whole update?

[chilly osprey]

press 5, look at map,t alk to team, decide where to go, get tech, loot shit, go shop, repeat 3 times, extract

[ripe tangle]

there's an update?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[ripe tangle]

I had no idea

[sleek harness]

Just now

[ripe tangle]

I stopped playing Darktide...

[chilly osprey]

im pink now

cool

[cunning canopy]

why do we need tech remnants? is it like ordo dockets??

[ripe gorge]

The minimap navigation at the top of the screen is also good for navigation if your too busy fighting to stop, just learn what the markers mean

[visual vortex]

Oh hi lucia

[sleek harness]

Because Hadron said so

Obviously

[chilly osprey]

hadron feet..

[brave hull]

you have to like actually coach people or their brains just turn to static

jesus

[visual vortex]

Mo

My brain isnalways statix

[ripe tangle]

Hadron doesn't have feet, she has Mechadendrites!

[cunning canopy]

i love the roguelike element to this, more fun and chaos

[visual vortex]

Static

[sleek harness]

Some people a wheelchair legs

Consider*

[cunning canopy]

I love the taste of metal tendrils

[ripe tangle]

you're a Freak.

[cunning canopy]

in Hadron we trust

[ripe tangle]

Freaks deserve to be gunned down with Blessed Ammunition.

[cunning canopy]

im a Hadron fanatic, blessed by the Omnissiah

ok seriously tho

[oak nexus]

gmaers

gamers

[cunning canopy]

how does the tech remnants help

[sleek harness]

Lucia doesn't know what I call everyone here

[oak nexus]

ITS OUT

[ripe gorge]

Its fun playing with the new tools and guiding teams around yea

[little marten]

Chaos wastes 2.0

[cunning canopy]

is it like money for us to buy stuff later ?

[blissful thunder]

looks like it. i think that's why fps is fekt

[oak nexus]

respect for the constant bait 🤝

[cunning canopy]

i love being a zealot carrying newbies

relic blade

[visual vortex]

I hate zealot llayers

Most are 40 years opd

[little marten]

CONTINUITY IS GODLINESS

[ripe gorge]

Relic blade is a fun one

[cunning canopy]

that single sweep killing all of the zombies

[visual vortex]

And have a weird county accent

[open stag]

oh nooooo

[visual vortex]

And always complain because they gotndowned

[open stag]

not being 40

[visual vortex]

They suxk

[open stag]

the worst thiiiing

[ripe tangle]

You call them Pizza and Jerky, obviously...

[cunning canopy]

My zealot's name is Dredd, because he has the Judge personality

[visual vortex]

Ikr

[oak nexus]

who up wasting they chaos

[green vector]

me

[visual vortex]

Imagine being 40 and pissing yourseld cuz you cant digure out how to dodge

[sleek harness]

Why

[green vector]

[cunning canopy]

I feel like veterans get downed more

[oak nexus]

it was a sign

[visual vortex]

Because vet weaker

But better

[oak nexus]

was suppose to go downtown but train never showed up. just got home and chaos waste is live

[visual vortex]

Because gun

[open stag]

mate I've been playing games longer than you've been alive probably

[floral panther]

is that new vet skill perk with "+50% ranged cleave" worth taking ? its just the value of how much a shot penetrates the enemies right ? but if the weapon doesnt penetrate it wont do anything ?

[little marten]

Guys I think ordering a domino’s will cure my sickness it’s done it before

[ripe tangle]

imagine a world where you were infinitely Pogging

[visual vortex]

And u prob suck more

No offense

[oak nexus]

hell yea, with some soda

[open stag]

oh no, the woooorst

[visual vortex]

But jusging by how you reacted

Haha

Judge

Zealot

[open stag]

sucking at games is a moral failiiiiiing

[ripe tangle]

[visual vortex]

Im so funny

[cunning canopy]

cut the banter, channel your rage to the enemies you fools

[somber stream]

BF6 nightmode is so ass

[little marten]

I been drinking tea with a lil bit of sugar it helps

[cunning canopy]

real shit twin

[visual vortex]

Battle field six is had the hardest falloff ever

[oak nexus]

tea when you have a cold is a health potion

[cunning canopy]

what kind of tea

[somber stream]

Ginger lemon tea helps cleanse the stomach

[little marten]

Black tea I think

Whatever PG tips is

[somber stream]

Also chug garlic to boost immune system

[cunning canopy]

instant cure recipe, black tea, lemon, honey, raw ginger

[little marten]

And yes I don’t know why the fuck we buy PG tips

[visual vortex]

Yes

More cleave!

More cleave!

[cunning canopy]

me and gang cleaving until the bodies split

[green vector]

@oak nexus u tryna waste some chaos?

[oak nexus]

hell yea brother

[visual vortex]

She cleaving my tide till i split

[oak nexus]

im downloadin rn

[green vector]

ill inv after this game

[cunning canopy]

WASTE DA CHAOS

[green vector]

[little marten]

Oh are the patch notes out yet?

[cunning canopy]

my blade yearns the blood of chaos\

[rain pilot]

[jagged garnet]

What’s your favorite kind?

[somber stream]

@marsh iris It is time

[visual vortex]

Reddit would become everything

[little marten]

I actually really like breakfast tea tbh

Or a builders tea

[jagged garnet]

I enjoy Lemon Zinger the most. It puts me to bed.

[oak nexus]

notes are out, I see it on steam page but idk if its on the website

[little marten]

Lemon tea is a good aboht imma get some when I get off the bus now

[unkempt obsidian]

what tech-remant currency use for ?

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[chilly osprey]

SHOP ROTATED

[somber stream]

Oh fuck

[dull hamlet]

Flirting with hadron omega

[jagged garnet]

Nice lol. It’s pretty good.!

[oak nexus]

Surely there is new arbities and scum outfits right

[jagged garnet]

There are things on the internet of varying levels of degeneracy over just the word “varlet.”

[green vector]

just killed new boss

[crisp yoke]

Really!?

[open stag]

woop

[chilly osprey]

no

lol

[jagged garnet]

What’s in it??

[crisp yoke]

Aw…

[open stag]

boo

[chilly osprey]

im kidding CHILL

[jagged garnet]

😠

[visual vortex]

I hate domino ads

[crisp yoke]

He LIED to us

Get him!

[jagged garnet]

Get the torches!

[chilly osprey]

NO

[visual vortex]

Wvery time i get this one with this one guy voice crackhng over pizza

[somber stream]

Bastard lied

[crisp yoke]

And the pitch forks

[visual vortex]

I mock it and turn my phone off

[chilly osprey]

you'll NEVA GET ME

[crisp yoke]

Get the guillotine

[visual vortex]

Get the pear

[green vector]

extraction is fucking chaos

[chilly osprey]

tis fun though

[molten matrix]

this was infact a complete lie

woe 500 tox bombers and gunners at the extract

woe extremely short timer

[visual vortex]

Shoot them

[onyx iron]

Literally

[onyx iron]

Also literally

[somber stream]

New Moebian 6th pants for penance reward lol

[onyx iron]

I get the timer but why so damned short

[oak nexus]

Wicked bait

[green vector]

im playing heresy and theres enemies fucking everywhere

[molten matrix]

woe extreme grind to even unlock new locations to go to

[oak nexus]

Keep it up king

[visual vortex]

Twll me all the oenance rewards

Send me pics plz

[somber stream]

5 new tiers

Emotes, charms, pants

Nothing much, really

[visual vortex]

Oh

Why the hell do rhey still make emotes?

Nobody ises them

[green vector]

true

[tawdry edge]

Please type like a human being

[somber stream]

Real, maybe if they let us use it ingame

[onyx iron]

If they at least were usable during missions

[visual vortex]

Im rlly tryingp

But i also type with only teo fingers

[open stag]

yeah, in-mission or they won't get used tbh

[tawdry edge]

Why

[jagged garnet]

Good morning Lynx.

[visual vortex]

I dint knownwhy

[open stag]

bro can't type

[onyx iron]

You can stop you know?

[visual vortex]

But im not chanfing

[green vector]

@oak nexus @ me when you're updated boss man

[visual vortex]

No

[tawdry edge]

Oh congrats for the red role

[tawdry edge]

You really should

[visual vortex]

Later

Im lazy

[jagged garnet]

Thank you. I have no idea what permissions I now have.

[onyx iron]

That's three messages without typos. You're getting there

[visual vortex]

Slowly

Im rlly trying

[onyx iron]

Aaaand it's gone

[visual vortex]

But now im tempted to go back to talking like a dyslexic

[open stag]

Never chanf

[visual vortex]

I would never

[chilly osprey]

THEY ADDED PANTS TO PENANCES!!!

WE'RE SAVED

[tawdry edge]

Send media in chats that have media permissions (like the class chat and lore chat)

[pallid badger]

I need to see the new penances

[onyx iron]

Long as you ain't turn into one of them texans what don't know what grammar is

[jagged garnet]

Ah. Thank you

[open stag]

married to granfer

[visual vortex]

Better than being californian

[onyx iron]

Not a clue how californians talk/type

[visual vortex]

Me neither

I just really hate california

[onyx iron]

Just throwing shade anyway lmao

I love it

[little marten]

Ok I am home safe no lemon tea but now I will die thank you x

[visual vortex]

You had an adventure

[rain pilot]

[open stag]

Californians talk the same except they have to preface their messages with "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth anomalies, or other reproductive harm"

[visual vortex]

Time for a nappy

[tawdry edge]

Remove California

[visual vortex]

Yes

Please

[rain pilot]

Delete

[visual vortex]

Cut califprnia off the map

And off from america

Let them drown in their own weaknesses

[tawdry edge]

I was going to say to move it somewhere else so it becomes another country's problem

[onyx iron]

It'a a coastal state right? Should be doable then

[elder merlin]

[onyx iron]

Taking notes for later

[tawdry edge]

Me when Israel

[molten charm]

man why they gotta drop major updates for stellaris and darktide at the same time

[tawdry edge]

Play both

Its not that hard

[visual vortex]

Play one

Nappy

Play other

[rain pilot]

Me when any country ever

[onyx iron]

New warbond in helldivers too

[visual vortex]

Did you jnow

[tawdry edge]

Brazil still chilling I'm biased

[tawdry edge]

Middivers still has a playerbase?

[main junco]

anyone else having problems with frame generation not working after the new update?

[visual vortex]

We taught a chimp Arrowhead's balancing feisng

[tawdry edge]

[visual vortex]

Design

But he killed himself afterwards?

[cunning canopy]

please for the love of emperor dont go fucking solo, 9 times out of 10 you will get swarmed without toughness regen in a team. it will literally take down everyone (snowball effect). my chaos wastes runs keep losing to the rando,s

[tawdry edge]

Mf genuinely uses frame generation

[visual vortex]

Becaus eitwa sso ass

[onyx iron]

Not me lol i dipped months ago. Still get the news sometimes

[visual vortex]

Yes-men

[tawdry edge]

I dipped 2 months after release

Unfortunately didnt get a refund

[visual vortex]

I dipped when i realized nothing changed

[fiery wave]

Just know that if you miss the DT hype, you'll be doing expeditions with 3 bots and that is going to be next lvl bs.

[main junco]

sorry my hardware isn't as nice as yours

[tawdry edge]

Skill issue

[fair bridge]

mmm more nap

[visual vortex]

Bots are better than most players though

[fair bridge]

umyymmyt

[tawdry edge]

Nuh uh

Stay

[onyx iron]

Okay back then it was still pretty great though

[fair bridge]

i done did tooked it

[main junco]

you are brazilian, your opinion is invalid

[cunning canopy]

2 months just aint enough time for you to get around endgame weapons lol. HD2 is an alright game

[fair bridge]

now im gonna make braffesdt

[fiery wave]

You offering to send $5k?

[onyx iron]

Wtf is that

[tawdry edge]

Until they decided to nerf everything and that Sony BS that happened

[visual vortex]

No

[gleaming pond]

new mode is unplayable. you spawn into failed missions and then the game is stuck

[tawdry edge]

America Latina >>>>

[gleaming pond]

3 times in a row

[visual vortex]

Rather crack a foreign woman over an american woman

[tawdry edge]

I got to endgame weapons by like hour 5 of game lmfao it wasnt that hard

[cyan egret]

Is party finder down? I wanted to finally start doing havocs for the armor but the party finder has zero available parties. Even in other game modes

[visual vortex]

Some women here are like orks

[green vector]

skill issue

[onyx iron]

I just got my third "unexpected error" at the third gate a couple minutes ago

[visual vortex]

Get better

[open stag]

skill issue

[green vector]

working fine for me

[onyx iron]

It's playabale it's just not extractable

[green vector]

git gud chuds

[tawdry edge]

We call the US
Estragos Unidos which just translates to "Ruined States"

[visual vortex]

For them yeah

[tawdry edge]

Fits very perfectly

[gleaming pond]

spawning into a failed mission screen- sure

[main junco]

yeah you got me there

[open stag]

women are hot, sorry you're weak

[visual vortex]

That's called california

[visual vortex]

Some are

Not all

[fair bridge]

W after W

[open stag]

ok bro

[tawdry edge]

To myself? Hell yeah

[cunning canopy]

do you have all warbonds on hour 5? you aint a whale bro

[main junco]

oh they sure are its a nightmare

[visual vortex]

Glad we agree

👍

[rain pilot]

Anyone else gayming?

[open stag]

thank you, comrade

[fair bridge]

all incels will perish in the baptismal flame

[open stag]

inshallah

[tawdry edge]

Dude grinding those warbond werent hard

[cunning canopy]

W for Women

[visual vortex]

No

Cuz most are shit

[onyx iron]

Not in five hours though

[tawdry edge]

Death to all chuds and incels

[fiery wave]

To people for a new PC. Duh. Frame gen is just if you are stuck with older stuff. 32 avg fps isn't playable.

[open stag]

w after w + wlw

[tawdry edge]

Based

[visual vortex]

Death to California

[fair bridge]

leave my little chudlings alone

[open stag]

thanks, im gay

[visual vortex]

That means world at war

[cunning canopy]

aint no way you can farm all super credits for every warbond latest today

[visual vortex]

The call of duty game

[tawdry edge]

I was unemployed at the time

[visual vortex]

The only good one too

[onyx iron]

You're really into hating california hey?

[tawdry edge]

Yeah I'm not cause I don't play middivers anymore

Dogshit game

[cunning canopy]

understandable

[visual vortex]

Yes

Please

Kill california

I genuinely hate them

[tawdry edge]

THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE

[visual vortex]

Usually my hate manifests into a love for something

[cunning canopy]

hehe new enemies on march 20

[visual vortex]

Not dor california

I genuinely cant find anything positive for california to pick on

It's like beating up a cancer patient

[fair bridge]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP U STUPID LITTLE DINGDONG

[tawdry edge]

32 avg fps isnt playable for the likes of you
Real gamers like played with 20 before they updated their PC

[visual vortex]

Shre i get a kick from it

But it isnt fun

[cunning canopy]

did I heat World at war????!!!! goated gamr

[onyx iron]

Still. You get a max of 35 warbond medals on the current highest difficulty which didn't even exist back two months after release so it was even less. It's numerically impossible to finish a whole warbond in five hours

[visual vortex]

🤤

[tawdry edge]

I was top fragging on CS with avg of 25 FPS

[visual vortex]

We LOVE the alien raygun on the first level

[cunning canopy]

WW2 is goated 2, hardest cover for a game

[fair bridge]

never did play ww2

[visual vortex]

When i was younger

[visual vortex]

I once entered the bathroom at a sgithole school

[tawdry edge]

Me when I can't understand simplified and exaggerated examples of how easy it was
Sorry if I didn't do the math to talk about a dogshit game

[visual vortex]

And there was another dude in an open stall shitting and posed up like the black ops cover art

[visual vortex]

Never before have i felt so intimidated

[tawdry edge]

Mid

[fiery wave]

I don't think you get it. I played games with 0.01 fps. It's just not fun.

[vagrant apex]

What time does update drop

[visual vortex]

Never

Delayed

[onyx iron]

Right. My bad, exaggerations fly past me sometimes it's called being funny in the head

[fiery wave]

NWN 2. Basically every single fight took 30 mins to 2 hours.

[little marten]

Interesting balance changes

[tawdry edge]

Were you playing trough a potato

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[crisp yoke]

I’m tired

[visual vortex]

I made her PC

Her old one had images of her with a megamind shaped head to make her look smarter

[exotic orchid]

those new data thingies, do i just have to take them back on extract or do i have to use them in mission?

[fiery wave]

When you don't have money, you just deal with it. Also, that was when Pentium 4 was still hot.

[sleek harness]

Edgy girl

[onyx iron]

The capsules can be extracted at evac or the gates

[sleek harness]

Oh oops sorry

[visual vortex]

Edge

[fair bridge]

is this real.....,........

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee

[visual vortex]

🤤

[real adder]

You take them back on extract, or take them to a deadsider sacturary where you can use a button thingy to extract the data out of those

[exotic orchid]

do they just give scrap?

[patent grove]

No gaming

[sleek harness]

I don't know, the cat looks very dog like

[little marten]

Yes 😔

[fiery wave]

But ppl were moving to newer tech. If you were poor, you were stuck with 128mb vid cards and 512 mb RAM.

[sleek harness]

Karien

[west urchin]

man 60fps locked operative screen is rough, am I missed a setting to disable this or nah

[sleek harness]

Dude

[onyx iron]

Idfk my game said "unecpected error" all three times i tried to extract. I wish i knew what a victory screen looked like but i just get told fuck you be the game

[sleek harness]

It's 60fps

[sleek harness]

The hell you complaining?

[tawdry edge]

Yes he died

[west urchin]

its so hard to look at when everything else is 300+, like actually jarring

[visual vortex]

Your ram is being devoured for tung tung sahur making out with angry bird red ai kissinf

[fiery wave]

Look, 30 fps is awful on modern screens.

[sleek harness]

No Karien, I am just saying hi

[night basin]

anyone else getting stuck in the loading screen to expedition?

[sleek harness]

I didn't even read what you just said

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[tawdry edge]

Skill issue

[visual vortex]

Plants vs zombies is so good on 14 fps

[sleek harness]

You freaks seriously need to understand that when I say yall names it's because I am saying hi

[amber delta]

slideshow gaming

[visual vortex]

Powerpoijt gaming

[west urchin]

prolly cause youre viewing discord at 60fps

[crisp yoke]

Anyone got a ladder

[sleek harness]

There isn't even FPS in discord dude

[visual vortex]

I have a stool

[visual vortex]

Yes there is

I made discord

[west urchin]

you read that

[idle otter]

n1 knw when twitch drops start?

[visual vortex]

I also created christopher columbia

[onyx iron]

We get new twitch drops? Anything good?

[tawdry edge]

Technically there is

[visual vortex]

And abraham lincoln

[sleek harness]

Shush

[hot sierra]

pro tip don't go zone 3 in the new mode its disconnecting everyone constantly 👍

[onyx iron]

I noticed. Do we know why?

[visual vortex]

They're disconnecting u guys so i can play

Duh

[wicked sandal]

I spy a rat

[hot sierra]

error 2014 knows when you're about to make a big successful run and likes to piss in your mouth

[visual vortex]

🐀

[wicked sandal]

Will bribe rat with shiny green rock

[tawdry edge]

Why

[sleek harness]

Privileges for the fish with a person's face

[onyx iron]

Feels like it

[sleek harness]

Because it's dumb

There's no FPS in discord

[visual vortex]

Ikr

[sleek harness]

End of discussion

[visual vortex]

Im just skilked like that

Best darktide player gets best perks

🙄

[rain pilot]

Bingus

Kill

[sleek harness]

Dingus

[visual vortex]

Ting

[wicked sandal]

I always wondered why I got away Scot free from bad situations. It all makes sense now.

[sleek harness]

Ringus

[tawdry edge]

Look I'm not getting into this discussion because you're just a very bad ragebaiter

[rain pilot]

Yingus

[visual vortex]

Cuz i was watching your gameplay

[tawdry edge]

Also fake brazilian

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[visual vortex]

Kinda like how mrs pauling is watching the medic work on heavy

Im always there

[sleek harness]

Not understandable

[wicked sandal]

You should see the one where I was playing chicken with a horde of mutants.

[visual vortex]

You are the ultimate chicken horse

[tawdry edge]

Bitch from Portugal tryna act like me smh

[wicked sandal]

Fuckin autocorrect

[sleek harness]

But I am from Brazil

[visual vortex]

I turned off my autocorrect

Everything i say is completely intentional

[tawdry edge]

Even the slurs

[visual vortex]

Yes

[somber stream]

Snipers are scarz

[tawdry edge]

liar liar pants on fire

[somber stream]

scary

[twilit python]

nothin new in the slop shop even still?? thought we'd see new stuff with the update

[wicked sandal]

Fabius bile Stan detected, opinion invalidated. Heretic.

[twilit python]

is it just gonna be this thursday?

[sleek harness]

What pants

[silver sky]

chat is the patch out yet?

[visual vortex]

No

[tawdry edge]

Who said I'm a Bile stan

[visual vortex]

Delayed

[twilit python]

oh i see

great

[sleek harness]

No

[tawdry edge]

Idk someone ate them

[twilit python]

that explains it

[sleek harness]

It came out yesterday

[wicked sandal]

Your banner.

[sleek harness]

Why

[tawdry edge]

It's because it looks cool + the red matches the profile and my pfp

I find him slightly cool but I actually stan my own OCs

[tawdry edge]

Idk

[sleek harness]

I am surprised you turned off the animations of your profile

[wicked sandal]

If you want red, then go with blood ravens smh

[tawdry edge]

I didnt i lost them
This is a new account

[tawdry edge]

Blood Ravens are overrated

[sleek harness]

Didn't or did

You are confusing

[visual vortex]

Didnt

[tawdry edge]

Forgot the ,

I dont have them anymore cause this is a new account

My old one had all the stuff

[visual vortex]

This is the same account

[wicked sandal]

Underrated you mean, loyalist mini trayzns.

[twilit python]

feed us our damn slop fatshark i'm a hog lining up at the trough and it's EMPTY

[visual vortex]

Theyre lying

[fair bridge]

its literally out though!!!!!

[sleek harness]

Understood

[visual vortex]

Good little piggy.

[tawdry edge]

Blood Ravens should be exterminated from the face of the earth

[ancient granite]

Okay so who was gonna tell me this new Boss can Grab you and throw you in the air

[twilit python]

the commodore's didn't change over!!!

[visual vortex]

daddy fstshark gives you slip when tou earned it

[fair bridge]

omg bruh

[tawdry edge]

please learn how to type

[visual vortex]

No

Fuck off

[chilly osprey]

I WANT TO SPEND FUCKING MONEY ON THIS GAME

ROTATE THE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[twilit python]

i've been holding onto aquilas for the commodore switchover!!! D:<

where is it!!!!

[sleek harness]

He has autocorrector turned off

[visual vortex]

Breast

[stuck crescent]

Please don't be krieg

[chilly osprey]

I HAVE 9000 AQUILAS LET MEW FUCKING SPEND IT

GFDEDGLKJHVDBSHLGFDS

[west urchin]

fatshark you have it #darktide-driptide message give it to me

[ancient granite]

i have -4672 aquilas

[tawdry edge]

What does this mean

[wide trellis]

Howwww does one report here?

[stuck crescent]

Anything but krieg

[fair bridge]

um if u send me money i can buy ting for you when da switch happens

[visual vortex]

Im incapable of typing

[sleek harness]

Report what exactly

[visual vortex]

Who

[tawdry edge]

As he should

[chilly osprey]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[visual vortex]

Im better and dont need autocorrect

[fair bridge]

#🎒support-issues for game issues
@zealous perch for reporting users here

[wicked sandal]

First, don’t be a snitch. Second, if it’s a discord issue then take it up with a moderator. If it isn’t then go to the forums.

[sleek harness]

But it's like playing a FPS on a controller without aim assistance

[wide trellis]

Alright ty!

[visual vortex]

Better challenge

[tawdry edge]

The only way to play FPS

[visual vortex]

Im not a baby

I can aim

[tawdry edge]

"Dont be a snitch"

[visual vortex]

Just not type

[slate marten]

4 expeditions in and dudes are already zooming thru the map, and staying put at the exit without helping out.

[visual vortex]

Built different

[green vector]

just like most of the chud console players who ruin my games

[visual vortex]

Nono snitxh

Snitxh

[twilit python]

naw there are definitely people out there you should snitch on

[visual vortex]

Anitch

[fair bridge]

destroy them with barrels

[visual vortex]

Fuck

Snitxh

[chilly osprey]

everyone here glazing julia at FS support but where are my Lev supporters

[oak nexus]

anyone get stuck in loading screen trying to get to expeditions?

[visual vortex]

Snitch

Got it

[sleek harness]

It's very caring of you to say most and not all

[visual vortex]

No

[sleek harness]

Because I am the low part of the console players that are actually good

[visual vortex]

By the logic of this server

[tawdry edge]

Many of them should just be shot down like a dog

[visual vortex]

All are or none are

[visual vortex]

Ne

[fair bridge]

im pretty sure lev was exploded in a big boating accident along with hedge

[visual vortex]

Me

[slate marten]

@fair bridge nah, I had my fill of the new game mode. It's boring and barren. Especially, with nothing new to unlock or gain.

[visual vortex]

🙌

[chilly osprey]

:(