general-chat

[tired steeple]

Yeah it sucks ass

[feral vessel]

if i have to skip out DT expeditions today for a lack of teammates im gonna be so mad..

[tacit geode]

Watch the preview video for it in the game that should give you an idea

[tired steeple]

Can you not quick play

[feral vessel]

not in da mood for randoms

[somber stream]

I do stealth dive these day but my regular mates are a buch of fuckass with the Explosive hammer

[rare pulsar]

Or just try it out and make ur own opinion

[tired steeple]

I kinda hate stealth diving

Feels like jt doesn’t really work

[neat jewel]

Explosive hammer is pretty peak I'm ngl it's so fun to use with a warp pack

[somber stream]

Stealth 101% works

[somber stream]

Real

[tired steeple]

Wait no I know my issue

[rare pulsar]

Unless u are the host

[tired steeple]

It’s that silencers don’t work

[lime beacon]

Stealth is for boys

[neat jewel]

Especially when you have fuckass spaghetti code where when the host throws a c4 pack it causes every single enemy nearby to immediately get aggroed on them

[tired steeple]

Stealth works

[somber stream]

Silencer works

[tired steeple]

Silencers just don’t

[lime beacon]

Real men die 11 times and leave the mission

[tired steeple]

Did they patch it

[somber stream]

It worked fine for me on Cyberstan

[tired steeple]

Cause there’s been several tests that show they straight up didn’t do anything

[marsh iris]

real men wait for the defeat screen

[feral vessel]

my teammate screaming at me in VC (i died once while they've died like nine times fending off half the map)

[tired steeple]

Maybe it’s another “doesn’t work for host” glitch

[rare pulsar]

It can be very buggy if you are hoating

[somber stream]

I found stealth to be more effective than frontal attacks, less nose = less Vox

[neat jewel]

I'm still baffled that hd2 has not had a singular support centric piece of gear since launch besides the damn stim pistol 😭

[feral vessel]

be honest am i the asshole for going ahead to the objective instead of mindlessly fighting off infinite waves of voteless

like my other two teammates

[tired steeple]

A lot of people hoped the flag would give a movement boost

[magic radish]

RIGHT

[somber stream]

Yeah some aura boost would be nice

Instead it's just a flag

[teal token]

Wait for defeat while getting rewards kek

[marsh iris]

darktide capture the flag mode?

[magic radish]

thank you!! i’ve never seen it from other players either and when we are matched with an asshole it’s funny bc it’s a taste of his own medicine

[feral vessel]

got a buzzcut from a leviathan through a building yesterday, gracias arrowhead

[hasty sky]

I like ya cut g

[feral vessel]

replacing the leviathan guns with lasers makes them so much worse for me

[hasty sky]

💥

[neat jewel]

The arguments for it is so funny "buh buh this game is realistic!!! Flags can't give you buffs that makes no sense!!!!" Like just...make it make sense then. Have it spray aerosolized stims or some shit

[wicked current]

when is the hive patch going to be released guys? thx in advice

[somber stream]

No cowboy hat

[neat jewel]

new warbond
Look inside
Hats on helmets...

[feral vessel]

"muh realism" motherfuckers trying to justify how your helldiver doesn't get dismembered after getting hit square in the chest by 4 rockets becuse they were stimmed up

[wicked current]

no time release known yet?

[lime beacon]

They delayed it 2 weeks sorry chief

[teal token]

Yep is it pretty good to see clown doing the entertainment for free while Darktiding kek

[lime beacon]

3 weeks

[wicked current]

i know its today but not the hour, stop trolling

[lime beacon]

4 weeks

[wooden creek]

No specific time has been mentioned

[wicked current]

thx man

[neat jewel]

For real. I don't get why anyone would think the game is realistic, yeah it has a lot of attention to detail and it has mechanics that are realistic but it's absolutely not trying to be realistic. There's an armor passive from launch that lets you survive a literal mini nuke exploding inside your body

[feral vessel]

can be anywhere from midday to 3AM in the morning knowing fatshark

[feral vessel]

AH keeps using 'realism' as a crutch to explain their horrible balancing decisions, that's my theory at least.

[amber delta]

who else is excited for DLSS 5 to give Hadron sweaty abs

[rare pulsar]

U dont have to go full on simulation to be “realistic”

[feral vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/kang-the-conqueror-kang-variants-many-kangs-multiple-kangs-kangs-cheering-gif-13082239200333412930

[rare pulsar]

Its also a game in the end

And their design choice

[tawdry wagon]

admech class tomorrow?

[neat jewel]

Yup, I wish they wouldn't give bullshit answers like the whole transmog thing and just be genuine and go "hey, we don't really care about this and we'd rather work on other things we find more important"

[feral vessel]

that's great but AH really likes justifying bad decisions in-game as realism

[rare pulsar]

Like what?

[feral vessel]

for example, the Epoch not being able to blow up containers because 'its plasma'

(it can kill hulks just fine)

Like that.

Just from recent memory

[rare pulsar]

Containers?

[somber stream]

Presentig, Channing Tatum as Sgt. Morrow

#zealot-class message

[feral vessel]

PoI loot containers

[magic radish]

he says if he’s not locked in and focused 100% of the time killing everything then we all die… which yeah true he goes down we usually get party wiped, but i don’t even play the game like you should at this point i just enhance his games, always keep him very close and infront of me, kill as many gunners as a melee hive scum can etc i’ve seen him solo damnation missions so i don’t get why i can’t have more freedom to do what i want in the games and explore like he should be good enough to handle it if he’s that constantly degrading?

[amber delta]

AH just likes talking shit for the sake of it and doesnt realise that people will clip whatever they say and latch onto it

[astral basin]

“I only drink on days that begin with T.
Tuesday, and Thursday…
Today, and tomorrow…
Thaturday and Thunday…”

[feral vessel]

good explanation actually

[amber delta]

incredible

[magic radish]

like one player dedicating everything to keeping you alive is probably making him a much better player idk

[rare pulsar]

I dont know what containers u mean

I am confused

[untold kraken]

4 hours?

[charred smelt]

are all my skill trees gonna get reset again

[untold kraken]

Is it 4 hour?

[feral vessel]

https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Minor_Places_of_Interest#Cargo_Containers

[teal token]

Is he really good at the game or he is quick on destressing when get pressured?

[somber stream]

It would seems my n key is malfunctioning after years of intense usage

[wooden creek]

#📢news-bulletin message

[neat jewel]

The metal crates you open with explosives to get loot....they're everywhere

[feral vessel]

@rare pulsar #zealot-class message

[rare pulsar]

Ahhhhhhh

Ok

[feral vessel]

the fuck else am i meant to call them

[rare pulsar]

I mean its A explanation atleast

They didnt have to answer at all

[feral vessel]

shrug

[neat jewel]

That should've been the move then

[rare pulsar]

No that wouldve been rude

[neat jewel]

It wouldn't

[rare pulsar]

U dont ignore someone thats rude

Idk just my opinion

[magic radish]

well nothing has ever been his fault ever, and god forbid you try and logically argue your case as to why you’re not purposely fucking up a mission for him 😂

[neat jewel]

They're...a dev studio 😭

They don't respond to everything

[feral vessel]

you're a gamedev. ignoring the suggestions that your community gives you is one of the most logical things to do

[neat jewel]

I said hi in the server and they didn't respond to me, is that rude?

[nocturne folio]

at what time do they release update? in 1 hour or later?

[feral vessel]

unless like

[tired steeple]

Even games without magic that are grounded in realism have morale buffs and shit

[feral vessel]

its genuine balance

because adding everything that your community wants is stupid

[rare pulsar]

You can still give an answer

[cobalt lichen]

answer is SILENCE

[rare pulsar]

Like a yes no answer atleat

Ignoring is very rude

[teal token]

Welp I do exploring for mats on Auric and Damnation, even losing games I just stick until the end for the rewards kek
But maybe the other 2 players might no be that good so he was trying harder?

[cobalt lichen]

Some devs do.

[neat jewel]

WE ALSO ALREADY HAVE THIS, SALUTING MAKES FLAG OBJECTIVES PROGRESS FASTER like goddamn we already have vague "yes the power of human will makes this work better!" Shit going on

[brave hull]

ye

[feral vessel]

this reeks of Emil (the head writer of fallout) feeling the need to point out that Nate was present in the Fallout 1 intro

thus he was probably involved in the killing of canadians

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah

[feral vessel]

thus
nate the rake

[tired steeple]

That was hilarious

[cerulean garden]

Anyone know the update time?

[amber delta]

we have armour that gives you 50% chance to survive point blank nuclear blast

but ok flag buff is magix

[feral vessel]

muh realism

muh democracay

[cobalt lichen]

I kinda like/don’t like that detail.

War crimes are committed by all sides, so it’s fairly realistic he could be one of them.

[cerulean garden]

@hasty sky what time tho

[rare pulsar]

U dont know super erath technology u cretins

How dare u hope to comprehend it

[cobalt lichen]

soupearth

[hasty sky]

Idk

[feral vessel]

yeah it was just sorta a shitty move on Emil's side because Fallout 4's story is supposed to 'make you care'

[neat jewel]

Exactly what I said lmfao. It's so silly, I don't get why they quote realism in a game where there's countless mechanics that aren't even loosely tied to anything realistic, let alone even having some kind of cash out sci-fi explanation

[rare pulsar]

Soupersoup

[feral vessel]

it's harder to humanize a war criminal

who pretty clearly laughs as his comrade executes a random civilian

for the kick of it presumably

[cobalt lichen]

I murder my son (Father) every time I play F4.
and eventually everyone else on the map

[feral vessel]

murdering father is a moral obligation

[rare pulsar]

Fallout 4 story is the biggest slop they pulled only topped by 76

[feral vessel]

fallout 76 had a story?

[cobalt lichen]

I have not yet played 76

[rare pulsar]

God i hate fallout 4

[cobalt lichen]

Yep

[amber delta]

here I'll make the flag realistic for the cretins at AH - when you wave the flag, microcontainers disperse stimms into the air and nearby helldivers inhaling the stimms gain some bonuses that mimic "morale boost"

[feral vessel]

damn i couldn't tell

[amber delta]

AH hire me pls

[rare pulsar]

Thats why i rank it even lower

[daring panther]

It does actually

[cobalt lichen]

AH should hire me because guns

[feral vessel]

AH should hire me because.. because..

they need more oxygen in the office

[amber delta]

AH should hire me because I hate my job

[tired steeple]

Fallout 4 is the worsr fallout imo

[cobalt lichen]

nah

[tired steeple]

Other than like

Fallout brotherhood of steel

For the ps2

[cobalt lichen]

AH should hire me because I don’t have a job

[rare pulsar]

Nah i like my job i dont wanna work at arrowhead fuck that

[feral vessel]

fallout 4 has good gunplay at least

i mean the same could also be said for 76

[rare pulsar]

Gunplay?

[feral vessel]

except all the gun related coding is outsourced (last time I checked)

[rare pulsar]

Has t evolved aince new vegas

Nothing new in fallout 4

[feral vessel]

my bruva in christ Id made the gun system for Fallout 4 and 76 😭

[brave hull]

fallout 4 has better gunplay than previous fallouts, but to call it good is a lie.

[tired steeple]

I somehow liked 76 lmao

[cobalt lichen]

VATS doesnt stop time in 4

[amber delta]

fallout 76 sequel

fallout 67

[neat jewel]

Still sad it doesn't have crossplay 💔

[somber stream]

Someone track his IP

[cobalt lichen]

Fallout 152

[rare pulsar]

What changed in the gunplay since new vegas?

[rain pilot]

What is vault 67

[rare pulsar]

It feels the exact same

[feral vessel]

it feels like you're actually shooting a gun

instead of a peashooter

[rare pulsar]

[rain pilot]

What

[feral vessel]

aprunkulus you GOTTA be baiting

[rare pulsar]

I mean the aound is a bit better

[ember nimbus]

completely modifiable guns also

[brave hull]

76 gameplay is fine now, not outstanding, but it scratches the fallout itch.

[feral vessel]

GOTTA be

[tired steeple]

Idk I felt the guns had no impact in 4

[rain pilot]

As a gun fan

[rare pulsar]

But its been like 15 years so thatss no surprise

[rain pilot]

The guns in fallout 4 made me sad

Sad af

[tired steeple]

Also I liked exploring and finding mothmen and giant sloth and shit

[feral vessel]

assault rifle.

[obtuse oak]

bethesda definitely sucks at designing weapons that make sense

[feral vessel]

assault rifle

[rain pilot]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[rare pulsar]

The perks on guns in fallout 4 are made by a toddler

[rain pilot]

Get out of my head

[tired steeple]

I like the TES weapons

[rain pilot]

Get out of my head

[feral vessel]

starfield is proof

[rain pilot]

Get out of my.head

[tired steeple]

They’re melee though so

[rain pilot]

The warp

[ember nimbus]

excuse you, the incinerator fucking rocks

[tired steeple]

They’re pretty different

[rare pulsar]

fully automatic db shotgun with 40 round magazine

[brave hull]

i'll give fallout 76 points for the irradeated cryptid angle. it's a fun concept.

[rain pilot]

I just had a Akira meme moment

[lime beacon]

Ack

Leave me alone

[tired steeple]

Oh god don’t remind me if the fallout assault rifke

What the fuck is that

[rain pilot]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[tired steeple]

Actual piece of shit tube

[low wharf]

The starfield shotty...

[ember nimbus]

i always liked it

its liquid cooled

[lime beacon]

There’s like ten fallout assault rifles

[rain pilot]

The sniper was sooooo bad

[lime beacon]

Which one are we talking about

[ember nimbus]

the sniper was terrible yeah lmao

[tired steeple]

Also I hate the fallout 4 hunting rifle being left handed

[tired steeple]

4

[low wharf]

Load round slugs in a square socket and shoot pellets...

[rain pilot]

I missed the anti from NV

[brave hull]

Hot take: the worst parts of all the fallouts and elder scrolls are the non story rpg elements.

[rain pilot]

With explosive shot

[ember nimbus]

the gauss rifle was good in 4 atleast

[lime beacon]

It’s a goofy blimp ass design but I think it was made aesthetically with power armor users in mind

[rain pilot]

Well yeah

It's a gauss rifle

[amber delta]

nothing beats bozar design

[ember nimbus]

all my homies love bullpup designs

[lime beacon]

Bozar is mid

[amber delta]

is it a sniper? machine gun? huge fuckoff handcannon? who knows

[somber stream]

Bullpup is really awkward to fight with

[lime beacon]

Machine gun sniper ahh gun

[somber stream]

Tried an aug

[brave hull]

gross fucking trigger pulls, great aesthetics.

[lime beacon]

Not worth two caps

[unborn vale]

Do we what time today the patch is releasing?

[rain pilot]

The weapon design in Trepang² makes my brain happy

[low blade]

The art book confirms it was designed as an LMG for power armor and then the game devs just named it "assault rifle" lole

[rain pilot]

Hehehehehe dual wielding spaz 12s

[lime beacon]

You have better luck finding the answer in a fortune cookie I don’t think any of us have been able to find a time yet

[ember nimbus]

ywn a malyuk

[low blade]

billion o clock

[lime beacon]

Everyone is guessing

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[daring panther]

within the next 10 hours

[teal token]

[daring panther]

no

[low blade]

1 billion year

[lime beacon]

Maybe they will do a modern game dev moment and delay it on release day

[brave hull]

i had a stroke looking at this untill i realized you were talking about the rifle.

[teal token]

No?

[marsh iris]

bullpup is ok

[tired steeple]

The more you ask for the update the longer it’ll take to come out

[marsh iris]

i like to hug it and it feels compact

[low blade]

Then announce Hive Scum 2

[ember nimbus]

f2000 with the tunafish sight and the m203

😭

[lime beacon]

I’d buy that for a dollar

[amber delta]

Warhammer 40,000: Scumtide

[tired steeple]

I absolutely hate how the f2000 looks

[somber stream]

You served?

[tired steeple]

Looks like what some 8 year old thinks a future gun looks like

[marsh iris]

i was a conscript loser

[somber stream]

Singaporean used their own variant of a Steyr AUG iirc

very weird but fasinating looking piece

[low blade]

The US government once gave feedback on a rifle trial to make the gun look, and I quote, "More Starship Troopers"

[marsh iris]

its alright once you get used to it

[tired steeple]

I’m no gun expert btw I just see a gun and go “this is ugly it must be shit”

[low blade]

XM29 OICW is the peak of that

[amber delta]

F2000 was in splinter cell and I thought it was the coolest shit ever

[tired steeple]

Okay that explains a lot

[ember nimbus]

the f2000 is undoubtedly shit

but its also cool af

[tired steeple]

I have weird gun tastes though

I like the famas

I like the p90

[brave hull]

bring back cold war gun aesthetics.

[low blade]

And then didnt adopt it and rugpulled the entire company so they ended up only sellinjg it to like, Singapore

[amber delta]

gun opinions discredited

[somber stream]

I tried with the AUG for a few days back when i was in the Bundeswehr, i dont see myself trursting a bullbup on the frontline tbh

[brave hull]

fal and g3 were peak

[marsh iris]

bring back the G3

[ember nimbus]

hk psg 😭

[brave hull]

MY MAN

[tired steeple]

Fucking hate the AR 15

[lime beacon]

Bring back smooth bore muskets and swords

And grapeshot

[somber stream]

The G36 were ass as well lmao

[tired steeple]

Hate HATE The ak47

[marsh iris]

7.62 G3

[fallen tree]

UMP my beloved

[teal token]

[rare pulsar]

The g36 is not bad its just not made for the fuckin dessert

[tired steeple]

No idea where it got the reputation of being super sturdy and hard to break. It breaks pretty damn easily

[low blade]

Every 10 to 15 years the US Military says "We replacing the M4, give us something new" and then every gun company comepetes to get the money-printer contract. Then they come like "Hey we made this rifle that meets or exceeds everything you want" and then the US Military says "Sikem we're keeping the M4" and they fall for this prank literally every time

[somber stream]

G36, Mp7

Both ass

[brave hull]

the throngler https://preview.redd.it/8-barrel-shotgun-i-wonder-how-the-one-in-cyberpunk-will-v0-ywh5wbmaq6k31.jpg?auto=webp&s=768087070b07863f080ff1cab808f13152a66019

[rare pulsar]

Mp7 is goated

[low blade]

As the founding fathers intended of course

[ember nimbus]

now saying mp7 is ass is just contrarian

[tired steeple]

How long has this been going on for

[marsh iris]

also MP5 is also cool

[rare pulsar]

Both great guns

[somber stream]

Bro the thing break on its own, just ask any tanker that own one

[rare pulsar]

No

[somber stream]

Mp5 however

[rare pulsar]

It dont

[brave hull]

ar 15s look better with short barrels.

[low blade]

Like 1962

[tired steeple]

Maybe

Lmao I see

Yeah full auto was a thing for a while so that makes sense

[rare pulsar]

Like a tanker EVER has to use it

[brave hull]

ak's can be ugly asf depending on their furniture.

[rare pulsar]

Why would i ask a tanker about infantry weapons?

[tired steeple]

I like that more uhh nicer looking AK

Ak12?

Idk

[fallen tree]

me too

[tired steeple]

It’s the one in Stalker

[low blade]

It was made to lay prone and fight Russians in forests in Eastern Europe with well-placed bursts and then they forced it into full-auto room clearing in the desert

[rancid shore]

anyone knows how many hours till update?

[ember nimbus]

mp7 isnt an infantry weapon per se

its a pdw

[low blade]

1 billion year

[marsh iris]

isnt mp7 a pdw

[rancid shore]

darn

[somber stream]

They sleep with the thing

[rare pulsar]

Exactly

[amber delta]

stalker has peak guns

[rare pulsar]

Yeah but they dont use it

They drive a tank

[tired steeple]

Also now that games have actually made shotguns work how they work irl, I’ve become a big shotty lover

[daring panther]

6-7 hours

[ember nimbus]

sig long rifles rule

and noone talks about it

[trail bramble]

sig omegalul

[brave hull]

mp7 has top tier aesthetics

[trail bramble]

mp7 also quite a good pdw

[rare pulsar]

Mp7 can also pen body armor like the p90

[trail bramble]

yeah it was in the same NATO trial iirc

[rare pulsar]

Similar round

[misty trench]

tbf the AUG has a very well proven track record

[rare pulsar]

Great gun too

[misty trench]

it's so good they even named a month after it

[tired steeple]

Never in my life played a game where I like how the AUG feels. Used it irl? No lol

Only thing I’ve shot irl was a pellet rifle

[fallow escarp]

is the new update out yet

[ember nimbus]

the mw2 aug lmg fucked hard

[somber stream]

It felt good to use, fire well. Just that the reloading process is awkward

[trail bramble]

the Aussie AUGs are awesome, allegedly

light, durable

[trail bramble]

yeah that's just bullpups in general unfortunately

[teal token]

Hello comrade whisperstatic

[tired steeple]

I like single fire guns but idk what ones irl actually do that

[trail bramble]

[tired steeple]

I can name like, the Fal from cod

[fallow escarp]

you miss out so much in life shooting and reloading revolver is so much fun

[brave hull]

how was the cleaning?

[somber stream]

Also Steyr AUG is Austrian lol

[trail bramble]

anything with fire controls

[tired steeple]

Yeah I’ll try it some day

Oh I see lol

[ember nimbus]

single fire guns are really guns that you have to reload manually after each shot

[somber stream]

No idea, was not standard issue, only get to borrow for a few days

[trail bramble]

yes but Australia but licensed the design and built their own

with variations on the design to make it lighter

[misty trench]

from what I've been told and read, it seems that's just a training thing for the most part, aussie soldiers don't seem to find it too bothersome but that's because that's all they're using and how they've trained

[obtuse oak]

not necessarily. you are describing e.g. bolt-action weapons. "single fire" is usually a fire selector setting on any quasi-modern service weapon.

[brave hull]

buy a break action that fires 700 nitro express. surely a sound investment

[ember nimbus]

i guess i was more so specifying single fire action

[somber stream]

Yeah true, i suppose the bullpup is what they were exposed to first so they got used to it

[ember nimbus]

not select fire

[misty trench]

obviously the best version of this is a machine gun that malfunctions after every shot

[fallow escarp]

it is so funny that a country name Australia use the same service rifle as a country name austria , mario wario scenario

[tired steeple]

I mostly mean semi auto gins

Guns

[ember nimbus]

m2 browning single action

[rare pulsar]

Dreyse needle gun has single fire action

[teal token]

Darktide heavy machine guns on vet when?

[rare pulsar]

Or a martiny henry

[teal token]

[lime beacon]

1 trillion years

[tired steeple]

Think the Mosin Nagant is my favourite gun ever though

[rare pulsar]

The finnish variant is cool

[misty trench]

I suspect this was intentional because we're silly like that (the real reason is more that Colt wouldn't let us build our own AR-15s meanwhile Steyr said "go nuts lol")

[brave hull]

never forget the name of the man who made the galil

[teal token]

I wish I can just rob the heretical Moebien 6th heavy gunner guns man

[lime beacon]

Shooting them would probably give you chaos brain aids but yeah

[tired steeple]

Always wondered how the m1911 got the reputation it did

It seems good

[fallow escarp]

blashnikov copy a gun made by kalashnikov

[tired steeple]

People love the thing

[ember nimbus]

anyone play the new ready or not update?

[tired steeple]

But it really stands out

[ember nimbus]

the gunplay is so good in that game

[lime beacon]

Yes

[ember nimbus]

im really enjoying it

[tired steeple]

I might at some point

[abstract wraith]

I think it's just really reliable and stands the rest of time

[lime beacon]

The update is very good

[ember nimbus]

i love the flip sight

[somber stream]

Simple, does the job. Much like the AK

[daring panther]

Is the Rumbling Giants event over already?

[lime beacon]

Especially since they gave us a switch

[brave hull]

@tired steeple you should look into lee enfield replicas, mad minutes are fun to run.

[tired steeple]

Is ready or not multiplayer only or like can I play it single player

I may consider that

[lime beacon]

You can play it single player with bots

But the bots are not perfect

[tired steeple]

Can I control my squad like in swat 4

[daring panther]

yes

[tired steeple]

Yeah I might be interested then

[daring panther]

there is a command radial

[lime beacon]

Randoms in ready or not multiplayer is arguably the consistently worst quick play experience I have ever had

[misty trench]

SMLE my beloved

[ember nimbus]

guaranteed E score every time

its the quickplay guarantee that someone will bean a civ

[teal token]

Civ?

[tired steeple]

Civie

[teal token]

Honda?

[tired steeple]

Civilian

Non combatants

[teal token]

Oh

[tired steeple]

Collateral write offs

[lime beacon]

They kill all the civs and then turn on you before the match is even over

[blazing shadow]

That gun is beautiful, not sure how rare is the ammo(it was 7.62?¿) but i think it would be a nice gun for survival situation

[brave hull]

never forget that "Eargesplitten Loudenboomer" is a real cartridge.

[lime beacon]

It’s fun for the first 10 times but after that you just want to play the game

[tired steeple]

I assume that means “ear splitting loud boom”

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[lime beacon]

Look who’s talking

[sleek harness]

Look who's talking

[brave hull]

i don't speak german, but by god i hope so.

[lime beacon]

You are ten times freakier than me

You wrote the book

[brave hull]

with the ammount of powder they shove behind that 22

[teal token]

Which difficulty makes the most worst for dumdum in pubs?

[sleek harness]

You got this confused

It's you who is ten times times freakier than me

[lime beacon]

Nuh uh

[teal token]

Freakish fighting?

[lime beacon]

Uhhh, heresy?

[sleek harness]

Freak

[somber stream]

Think it was a 22lr that was fired at Mach 3

Or was it 4 i forgot

[blazing shadow]

Any launch time for the update?

[lime beacon]

[teal token]

Sadly I find quite a lot of goobers on Auric while Heresy are pretty good players even on Damnation still have goobers

[sleek harness]

Today

[daring panther]

6-7

[blazing shadow]

Hope new cosmetics are not trash

[teal token]

Also is doing the Karnik Twins fight for exp very bad?

[brave hull]

nearly 5k fps, yeah

[teal token]

[sleek harness]

You know he's joking right

[lime beacon]

67

[tired steeple]

It is the 67th millennial

[sleek harness]

Oh wait

[teal token]

Moebian 6th then 7th?

[sleek harness]

I am blocked by that person

[teal token]

[tired steeple]

The skibidi has sat on the golden toilet for 10 thousand years

No cap

[lime beacon]

I’m pretty sure the key to xp grinding is three xp curios and then do quick play on the highest difficulty you can clear

[lyric frigate]

if you have access to the bell skip and good random rng then it’s not half bad

[teal token]

Yeah but like my team with not max level ops kept fighting them on Auric reee...

[lyric frigate]

js queue for damnation then 🥀

[somber stream]

Update when

[crystal geyser]

just run to the door that spawns mobs and die

[tired steeple]

Darktide EOS tomorrow

[teal token]

Farming exp faster or trying to fight the Twins on Auric with now max level ops bruh

[lime beacon]

Licht has been infected

[teal token]

What a goober moments gg

[lime beacon]

The disease is spreading

[brave hull]

@obtuse oak have you fixed the tubes yet?

[storm canyon]

I finally got those god awful zealot and phsyker penances done

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[lyric frigate]

i hope no man’s land is accessible in havoc after this update

[teal token]

[lyric frigate]

did you do 50 havoc missions?

[patent grove]

Update has been delayed until 2077

[lyric frigate]

suffer as i have

[storm canyon]

I’m not mentally prepared for that yet

[blazing shadow]

I hope not, that open field with auric fire rate would be crazy

[sleek harness]

Best year

[brave hull]

immagine no mans land with havoc 1.0

[lyric frigate]

i cycled through the 5 stages of grief multiple times over during that penance

but the drip was worth

[storm canyon]

Maybe if I got good teammates

[lyric frigate]

lowkey not even that

[teal token]

Havoc penances seems overwhelming but in time you will get use to it

[lyric frigate]

all you gotta do is like

spam low tier havoc

it’s LOOOOOONG but at least it wont be hard

[void smelt]

patch when?

[abstract wraith]

The havoc armor is so nice looking, but I'll probably just settle with the blessings version

[sleek harness]

Today

[tired steeple]

Farting rn

[teal token]

Do havoc 26 and above win it once then spam low havoc

[sleek harness]

Will you also block me for saying the truth?

[lyric frigate]

new havoc armor?!

[tired steeple]

Finished farting rn

[storm canyon]

Noted

[teal token]

Ya still new comrade?

[hot sierra]

patch likely around noonish give or take a few hours for foolproofing, patience!

[teal token]

[void smelt]

I will block you for saying the truth

[sleek harness]

I am the truth bringer after all

[storm canyon]

Truth nuke

[abstract wraith]

Not new per say, been playing for years just..never played havoc

[sleek harness]

That was my name before my 37th reincarnation

[lyric frigate]

havoc 21 through 26 is genuinely the hardest difficulty in this game because it mixes dent-heads with people who are actually trying

it’s TORTUREEEEEEE

[teal token]

Yeah but the pants comrade... the drip...

[lyric frigate]

yeah i got them

i wear the 53rd fit with pride on my vet and zealot

[hot sierra]

For real, getting over the 29-30 ledge was INSANE for me. I honestly win more 40's than anything 20-35

[abstract wraith]

Also idk, the blue and white just kinda looks nicer to me than all black

[storm canyon]

I think I’m fine with my blue armor for now thanks

[nimble salmon]

Yo what time is the helldivers update dropping?

[teal token]

It's ok the Havoc cosmetics is nice but we also have the free Moebian 6th cosmetics for 5500 points which do able (blue one looks nicer )

[storm canyon]

Truuuue

[abstract wraith]

A lot nicer honestly

[jagged sedge]

hey does the party finder actually work?

[lyric frigate]

#darktide-driptide message

[fleet galleon]

Anyone know what exact time the update drops?

[nimble salmon]

I still need clrearance level 25 for the pants

[lyric frigate]

i shall wear this with pride

[teal token]

I have multiple cosmetics and build (lazy to change kek) so I wearing certain drip for higher difficulty

[jaunty path]

3 hours from now

actuaslly

prolly 2 hours

[abstract wraith]

Rn my Vet at least just gets commissary armor

[fleet galleon]

I stayed up for this and it drops exactly when my class starts??

Peak.

[lyric frigate]

on my zealot, scum and arbites my drip also changes based on build

but on vet

53rd >>>

[jaunty path]

What did you expect lmfao

[teal token]

Vet build is so vast ngl

[lyric frigate]

is it hard

[teal token]

I need more space for more build and 8 is not enough

[fleet galleon]

I dunno, I keep thinking it drops at like 3-4 AM for some reason

[abstract wraith]

Arbi if running castigator build, gets the castigator gimp mask

[lime beacon]

Man is making up numbers

As it says in the good book

“No man knows the hour”

[blazing shadow]

I saw some youtuber with more space, i would say that there is a mod for that but not sure

[lime beacon]

Can I get an amen

[lyric frigate]

i have two arbites builds, on my melee one i have the deluxe edition cosmetics and on my gun build i wear the commodore’s fit

[daring panther]

awawa

[teal token]

Which space armour? Or you mean Space Marine or the space cosmetic (Void'sman)?

[blazing shadow]

Oops I though you were speaking about talent skill builds

[abstract wraith]

My 1st build is castigator with red armor and the mask, and the second is the dog build with being as Judge dredd like as possible

[jaunty path]

Should I stop eating people

[brave hull]

yes there is a mod for more loadouts.

[teal token]

The talent builds isn't that much but for weapons it is a lot

From meta to good to fun build

[rain pilot]

You should kill

[jaunty path]

no

[teal token]

The heretics?

[jaunty path]

only eat

[rain pilot]

Eat who

[teal token]

Alive or live?

[jaunty path]

[rain pilot]

Vore

[teal token]

Damn...

[tight forge]

is the ogryn packmaster going to be a boss?

[teal token]

Yesh?

[jaunty path]

yea

he wont be that bad prob

[wispy wadi]

Can't wait to never play Chaoswastes because no way am I trusting random teams with that

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew Missus were into vore

[lime beacon]

Me when I drive past the body dumping ground and I see K-9 units

[sleek harness]

K-9 units? What is that a package of drugs

[somber stream]

Canine

Kay nine

[jaunty path]

we should band together to shoot skaven

[sleek harness]

Key nine

[sleek harness]

Mo

No

[somber stream]

Dogs

[jaunty path]

yes

[somber stream]

Police dogs Skaven

[sleek harness]

Why

I did no harm to anybody

[tulip kettle]

When will we finally get solo private games ;-;

[mossy brook]

Looks like the penance track has extended, just nothing in it until the update comes out

[jaunty path]

you give me psychic damage lika a blank

[lilac sapphire]

When is 50k getting skaven

[jaunty path]

slop time

[lilac sapphire]

4

[sleek harness]

That's on propose

Don't worry about it

[jaunty path]

stabs you

stabs you

stabs you

stabs you

[sleek harness]

No

I would rather not

[tulip kettle]

Gotta ban Missus for threatening another member

[lime beacon]

15 trillion years

[jaunty path]

I need alochol

[lime beacon]

Go play stardew valley

[jaunty path]

no

[lime beacon]

Not you, Freddy fazbear

[tulip kettle]

I just wanna do a stealth mission as vet T-T

[tulip kettle]

Stardew is shit

[sleek harness]

Imagine banning people for threatening the life of the server's mascot

[marsh schooner]

From how many hours from now does the update release?

[jaunty path]

why is quickpaws server tag vermintide

when it should be DT

[jaunty path]

2 hours

[sleek harness]

Hours

[jaunty path]

and 30 minutes

[low wharf]

Just use true solo mod

[marsh schooner]

Thank u

[upbeat turtle]

the new penance track reward is semi in the game

[sleek harness]

Play on a region nobody plays at

[upbeat turtle]

the rewards arent there but the continuation is

[low wharf]

Bots

[sleek harness]

Bots suck

Nor worth doing solo

[low wharf]

What is the max point amount needed?

[marsh iris]

what the hell 96GB update

[jaunty path]

for what

[low wharf]

Penance track update

[somber stream]

Pardon?

96?

[marsh iris]

SYKE

[thin wing]

Sup! Is this the update waiting room?

[tulip kettle]

I use console

[jaunty path]

where r u getting this number- oh

[brave hull]

can you believe it guys! update! just 96 gigs away!

[hot sierra]

Kill that man

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2 on PC before they fixed it:

[tulip kettle]

Can't even play solo lol. Need an extra person with you anyways

[somber stream]

Everyone is updating everywhere today

[sleek harness]

You can play solo if you start a match alone

[rancid shore]

at which time tho

[marsh iris]

sorry guys that was mean

[sleek harness]

That's why you should play on a region nobody plays

[teal token]

I guess we are left out the update?

[sleek harness]

Like China

[teal token]

[cerulean garden]

Update time someone?

[teal token]

No?

[sleek harness]

Today

[cerulean garden]

Like 5pm?

[sleek harness]

Today

We don't know when

[teal token]

Is 6pm here

[sleek harness]

7pm

[trail linden]

It is not at Steam?? Where are you getting that from?

[sleek harness]

I am on future

[trail tiger]

At one point today

[thin wing]

soon

[acoustic pebble]

Wtf it IS 96 gb!!

[sleek harness]

Buy a better PC

Oh wait

[trail bramble]

either 2 hours or 5 hours or never

[sleek harness]

You can't

AI took all ram

[trail linden]

Like 30 min for me

[acoustic pebble]

I can't buy em

[lime beacon]

Maybe it’s 80 gigabytes of hadron fan service

[cedar lily]

QUESTION: those who play with frame gen how much X do u play with 2x 3x or 4x?

[acoustic pebble]

So I stole em

[cedar lily]

ty!

[marsh iris]

hope you guys begged your parents for bigger ssd

[trail linden]

My drive will suffer tho LOL

[brave slate]

I just visited the Fatshark offices and they told me the update has been delayed to next month

[low wharf]

Hadron dating sim

[sleek harness]

300001 voice lines for Hadron only

Complaining about us

[tired steeple]

I just became a fat shark

[trail linden]

Oh no the nightmare

[acoustic pebble]

Bet

[lime beacon]

Even better

[somber stream]

Wait

[lyric frigate]

is the fabled hadron wireplay finally real

[somber stream]

What the fuck

[lime beacon]

We are ALL into that

[somber stream]

HD2 added something

[acoustic pebble]

Can't wait for the sex update coming next year

[sleek harness]

I am sorry for your loss PC players

96 gigs gone

[lyric frigate]

on helldivers?

[lime beacon]

96 gigabytes is smaller than my hadron folder

[acoustic pebble]

96 gigs

[sleek harness]

Darktide

[teal token]

How much GB is HD2?

[lyric frigate]

WALLAH

[acoustic pebble]

Of pure bullshit lmao

[lime beacon]

My walls are made out of swappable storage cards

[sleek harness]

They decreased it recently but it was like

[acoustic pebble]

Y'all really be believing shit

[somber stream]

New Squid super unit

[sleek harness]

112 gigs

On PC

[low wharf]

Imagine not having 2tb storage

[somber stream]

Never seen before

[teal token]

From 225 to 22 and now 112gb?

[tulip kettle]

Guys I'm going to have to... Uninstall cod D:

[silk rover]

Good

[lime beacon]

Win win

[tulip kettle]

Fr

[light fog]

?

[lime beacon]

COD hasn’t been good in like 10 years

[light fog]

what are you guys on about

[silk rover]

Is there patch notes?

[lyric frigate]

alrighttt lets see what im uninstalling this timee

[tulip kettle]

Ngl ww2 was the last good cod

[marsh iris]

this is how atoma fell

[somber stream]

Oh 20th, cringe

[lime beacon]

“The sixth is here to save us! And it’s only 96 gigs!”

[lyric frigate]

moebian 96th

[teal token]

How big is Darktide?

[silk rover]

6-7th

[marsh iris]

praise the 6th

[tulip kettle]

The emperor told me to execute children

[sonic sonnet]

86 GB

[sleek harness]

I did said before

[light fog]

how far is the update?

[lyric frigate]

lowkirkenuinely

[tulip kettle]

I can't wait to extract from this warzone

[sonic sonnet]

when's the update out

I need

[tulip kettle]

Today

[sleek harness]

Today

[sonic sonnet]

I NEED to hop back on

[sleek harness]

Be patience

[sonic sonnet]

yeah but when

NO I NEED IT NOW

[tulip kettle]

Today

[sonic sonnet]

my fingers keep shaking

[lyric frigate]

why did fatshark just lose the ability to optimize and compress their games when making dt

[marsh iris]

to play expedition you need to lose all your gear

[frosty monolith]

Ok it's now, then. Espceially for you

[sonic sonnet]

YEEEEEEES

[teal token]

Today but time is lost

[tulip kettle]

I can't wait to go on my 33rd expedition

[somber stream]

Where we dropping boys

[sonic sonnet]

thank you Mr. Sigma

[teal token]

In your heart?

[thin wing]

Tzeentch is playing with the fabric of time again?

[somber stream]

😳

[rancid shore]

do we know what we're gonna be doing with the new recourse?

[tulip kettle]

Hadron sex

[sonic sonnet]

clap Techussy

[sleek harness]

We made Fatshark launch the update so soon that they forgot to optimize it

[teal token]

Hello comrade GOD OF THE RECAF FOR THE RECAF GOD

[sleek harness]

She's 200 years old

[sonic sonnet]

guys don't worry

[rancid shore]

@rancid shore
@astral basin

[tulip kettle]

Do I care

[sonic sonnet]

they'll secretely release the Admech class for free

[teal token]

Not 400?

[sonic sonnet]

trust me

[sleek harness]

Do you

[visual vortex]

Fine dining

[sonic sonnet]

Skitarii THIS update

[tulip kettle]

No

[sleek harness]

Why not

[tulip kettle]

I love gilfs

[rancid shore]

my dreams dont come true

[teal token]

Isn't she 400 years old?

[tulip kettle]

Even better

[sleek harness]

300

Take it or leave it

[rancid shore]

chill before mods get here

[sonic sonnet]

they will now 🫶

[teal token]

Hagmaxxing pls

[tulip kettle]

You don't understand how I was speaking back in the day

[sonic sonnet]

dude Hadron is mostly flesh still for some reason

[trail tiger]

I dont think the unhinged people will contain themselves

[sleek harness]

I have yet to meet someone simping for Lieutenant Titus

[sonic sonnet]

my homegirl 300 and still rawdogging biological decay

[sleek harness]

He's 5000 years old

[tulip kettle]

Titus ain't it

[rancid shore]

look i like hadron as much as the next guy but dont get sus

[lime beacon]

You only say that because you haven’t unlocked the secret disrobing cutscene at true level 3000

[sonic sonnet]

you don't want to, trust me

[sleek harness]

5000 years old

[lime beacon]

It’s mostly metal

[tulip kettle]

I want her to step on me

[sonic sonnet]

that's low

[visual vortex]

Go outside

[low blade]

I still have the nightmares.

[sonic sonnet]

I want her to shove that peg leg inside

[tulip kettle]

No

[silver sky]

gang when's the patch

[teal token]

Today?

[sleek harness]

Today

[low blade]

1 billion year

[rancid shore]

you guys are disgusting

[brave slate]

Tomorrow

[sleek harness]

Big Boi was even more

[brave hull]

https://tenor.com/view/no-saltzpyre-gif-3758055130217920575

[tulip kettle]

Embed fail

[digital egret]

Isn't Titus like 400-500 years old?

[trail tiger]

some time in your near future

[sleek harness]

No he's 5000

He's a very old captain

[sonic sonnet]

peak GIF though

[low blade]

White people dont even say "That pisses me off" anymore they just say "This spikes my cortisol levels"

[sonic sonnet]

Titus is one of the oldest Space Marines out there

[brave hull]

i'ma just go pogo through a minefield rq

[tulip kettle]

Titus... More like... Titties

[digital egret]

We talking the guy from Space Marines?

[sonic sonnet]

Titus Titties

[silver sky]

its gonna be in like 3 hours isn't it 😔

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[lime beacon]

My cortisol is high reading ts

[rancid shore]

huh cool shivs will be worse

[sleek harness]

Lieutenant Titus and Captain Titus the same

[vagrant harbor]

Are we there yet?

[tulip kettle]

My blood pressure is raising

[rancid shore]

finally a reason for mk3

[visual vortex]

It just happened

Oh my god

[sleek harness]

Not yet

[visual vortex]

Its so good

[silver sky]

silk post or naw

[visual vortex]

We are

[low blade]

The way thats just not true

[visual vortex]

It's yo rifht now

[tulip kettle]

96gig

[lime beacon]

Raising canes? Caniac combo?

[trail tiger]

For me most games update around 5-7pm so hopefully in 6-8 hours

[digital egret]

He was 175 in the first game, went into stasis for 100 years, then another 100 years in deathwatch though

[sonic sonnet]

what the fuck is that profile picture

[obtuse oak]

hope everyone is staying calm and normal gang

[teal token]

Titus is tit us right?

[sonic sonnet]

it's not, I just made that up ngl

[visual vortex]

You know it

[obtuse oak]

cortisol levels within operational parameters please

[low blade]

ITS A MOD, EVERYONE GET HIM

[full hull]

Common misconception, Captain and lieutenant Titus are actually different people! You can tell the difference because one is voiced by Mark Strong and the other is not

[rancid shore]

please hank, i beg you, control these freaks

[tulip kettle]

Greetings and salutations hank

[lime beacon]

Graces wants to do bad things to hadrons Pegleg

[brave slate]

General chat ain't ever normal

[vagrant harbor]

Isn't Dante like 800 years older than Titus?

[silver sky]

6-8 hours broo I'd be dead by then 😭

[teal token]

5000 iirc?

[low blade]

@obtuse oak if we all grabbed a limb each and pulled you apart like Mongolian horsemen would you be upset with us be honest

[sonic sonnet]

I don't fucking know, I read everything but Space Marine books and lore

[brave hull]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-devil-may-cry-dmc3spinning-gif-25858416

[obtuse oak]

it would be sweet relief

please rip me out of this mortal coil

[low wharf]

Gooning for hadron is perfectly normal yes?

[visual vortex]

Hey hank

[sonic sonnet]

Hank release the update NOW

[rancid shore]

you good?

[digital egret]

I feel like I am being trolled by the Skaven D:

[full hull]

dante was like 1300, but that was before Abaddon moved the story forward

[tulip kettle]

@obtuse oak is it bad that I want Hadron to step on me?

[wispy wadi]

release the patchnotes

[rancid shore]

most likely are

[teal token]

it is foolish innit comrade?

[obtuse oak]

doesn't everyone

[visual vortex]

If i replaced ypur heart medication with sweetarts and mikenikes would you still love me hank?

[brave hull]

okay, so discord's gif feature won't embed itself

[tulip kettle]

Ty for agreeing

[lime beacon]

Just like with Larry Daley in night at the museum

[obtuse oak]

we dont allow embeds in this channel

[sonic sonnet]

we don't have the rights to do it

[full hull]

I'm actually more of a Halowette simp

[sonic sonnet]

only boosters n shi

[obtuse oak]

you freaks cannot be trusted with it

[trail tiger]

Thats just how it goes, when its bad for me its typically 9-11pm and i basically have to start the update over night

[tulip kettle]

I like the ship mistress

[brazen pelican]

No, I'd rather it be Hallowette, Sefoni or Kayex. I'm not picky.

[visual vortex]

I hate hallowette

[rancid shore]

you are shitting me, mhst3 HAS FUCKING CHATACABRA?!?!?!?!

[somber stream]

Embed right will return to General one day, it is foretold

[teal token]

Hello comrade the Neurolictor of Slaaneshi

[visual vortex]

If she was thrown around like a newton's cradle

[sonic sonnet]

who actually likes Hallowette

[teal token]

[ember nimbus]

You don't have the right O you don't have the right

[visual vortex]

I would laugh

And clap my hands

[lime beacon]

I dislike hallowette because she is the face of the horrendous microtransaction store

[obtuse oak]

friendly reminder that everyone should buy and play esoteric ebb

[tulip kettle]

Why does the ship mistress kinda look like Ramon from re4r

[upbeat turtle]

fatchark give meuodate and ill slpruge my oants

[sonic sonnet]

I get the reference

[full hull]

She's just the reject's findom mistress

[teal token]

On Steam?

[obtuse oak]

yes

[chilly osprey]

This has been asked so many times but what time does it drop today?

[wispy wadi]

Anyone wanna bet on the ammount of people having "kinda saved" talentrees that do not work after the patch?

[rancid shore]

Im scared how i actually find this to be true

[sonic sonnet]

absolutely adore these Stickers

[obtuse oak]

it's like a dnd campaign and disco elysium had a baby. roughly 20hr adventure but very replayable. made by a small indie ensemble. good music. i recommend.

[brazen pelican]

No update today, it's the Swedish holiday "Köttbulledagen".

[teal token]

Rip me poor...

[trail tiger]

Thats a good sticker

[rancid shore]

(estimated between 6-8 hours from now)

[sonic sonnet]

isn't fatshark finnish

[silver sky]

fat shart please update soon i don't wanna wait till tmr to actually play 🙏

[brazen pelican]

I am very fond of it. :3

[brazen pelican]

No, based in Stockholm.

[wispy wadi]

isn't it like 10 or 11 up north

[visual vortex]

On 3DS?

[sonic sonnet]

finnish enough for me

[rancid shore]

we need quickpaw here

[brazen pelican]

Fair.

[digital egret]

#darktide-pics-vids message

Make this into a sticker already

[rancid shore]

to bless us with dev info

[sonic sonnet]

Säkkijärven Polkka

[brave slate]

The game is too normal to be finnish

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kcd-2-kingdom-come-deliverance-2-gif-8513144675739880089

[rancid shore]

the bootguy cooked with that one

[sonic sonnet]

this game is NOT normal lil bud

[tulip kettle]

Fatshark please add Leon Kennedy in a wheelchair

[visual vortex]

That a yes?

[digital egret]

I've been vibing to it for 1 hour and 20 minutes

[brave slate]

My guy, have you played the games Finland produces?