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An on the rails story
You can do whatever you want in the world but at the end of the day you still gotta beat ganon and save zelda
Well what's non linear storytelling then?
I want a Arbites game
Fallout 3 and new vegas.
I would say 4 but most ending are nearly the same
Basically a branching path
GOOOOD MORNING HIVE TERTIUM,
DARKTIDE TODAY!!
But you said fallout 3 and 4 are linear story telling 😭
Odd way to say Krieg game
I said I fucked up ealier
Ssssshhhhh
New Vegas might be the better example since you can have very different endings
TO THE TOWN OF Goodsprings RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY
3 is boring af for me
Might be a me.issue
But man
I haven't even left mega ton as a kid because I was bored af
waking up at 7:30AM because da fucking dog starts whining for no apparent reason
HARDLY SPOKE TO FOLKS AROUND HIM DIDN'T HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAAAAYYYY
3 is not as good as new Vegas sadly
Elite ball knowledge, I like this one
The look is amazing
The design team did well
Big iron is hardly elite ball knowledge
But man whoever made the gameplay hasn't played Killzone 2

quick question, might sound stupid, but what does Auric Heresy mean, i thought they were 2 different difficulties?
Helghan belongs to the Helghast
fuckk i can't wait to paint these
gm boys and girls

wawa
If sony remade the games my wallet would open up for that Killzone 2 multi-player
These biscuits bang
Same goes for the Resistance games
Me when I see a purple berry
Before one of the big updates auric used to be a modifier. There was auric heresy and auric damnation. Now it's just its own difficulty
wait a sec I have a resistance game on CD I think
thank you!
Killzone 2 multi-player is a mix between battlefield and Call of duty
Hell yeah
Somehow this is like crack
wawaa
These digestives hit
You revived with lightening
Plain or chocolate?
:3
Guys, is the update out yet?
it would have to be something where the choices you make actually fundamentally alter the main story and the events that follow said decision, because if you end up back at the same points it would be convergent storytelling, which is kinda the middleground between linear and non linear. Can't think of much off the top of my head other than ttrpgs.
I WANNA DRIVE A TRAIN!!!!!
Sheshhh I’m in Japan so it's almost 18th for me
I need a strike team that will take a Depressed mf
Chocolate
Kinda wish they would add an announcement with local times before updates. Would make it easier for people to get the information they want

Yes
Me too
YAY

That would require them to commit to their scheduling
What's your favouritr chocolate guys
I think the bigger the game gets the harder it is to implement which is why they're rarely seen and we just end up calling everything with a branching story "non-linear"
Mass effect is considered non-linear and all you really ended picking was what flavour of koolaid you get at the end
I don't.. fuck chocolates.
What kind of chocolate do you like
Lindt
Solid
yeah, and rpg's have become calculator simulators. Don't let them take your heritage.
Melt dutch chocolate over fudge?
no havoc for 6 hours? 
will the new update come out aas the same time as havoc or later?
Dutch chocolate ice cream with fudge chuncks
Most of the big chocolate brands have gotten shittier over the years... Prices have doubled, less cacao, more sugar
Grow your own chocolate
We are talking talking types of chocolate
Eat dark chocolate
I miss dark chocolate
I used it to keep my weed hunger cravings down
I don't know if my apartment balcony can support the weight of a cacao tree 
Dark chocolate also makes my brain happy
Buy a house with a garden to support all your growing needs
Ice cream chocolate
The good one
Elios
on a serious note, Yeah, truly open storytelling inevitably leads to scale creep on an exponential curve which isn't really all that appealing to many studios and also means that to actually realize the value that it would provide would require players to play the game multiple times, which is unfortunately something that would be a hard sell to a lot of people.
Sure, let me just use the millions I have stashed in my matress

you had me at "Buy A"
Supermarkets are full of chocolate eggs and easter bunnies
What time does patch come out?
Chocolate with whole hazelnuts in it
probably in about 2 hours
Very solid choice
Spend $30 just for a pistachio filled chocolate bar
You people eat chocolate? I hate chocolate..
Where the fuck do you live??????????
We can't all eat sunlight
I get the chocolate and you'll get the candy you can have to yourself
I have to drink and absorb nutrients too.
I take vitimin D pills everyday
WTF is sunlight? 🤨
So are they going to wipe all the builds? 🤨
Sun your balls
Read
Mf read
We are not your secretary
Nor your intern
Go to the posts
Read what you need
O wow you guys are mean. 🤣 Well it is 40k. I shouldnt expect any less. 😡
I bet the amount of time you been asking us to shorten it for you as we are having more pressing matter
You'd be done reading the posts
We aren't mean. It can be tiring to read for other people
Nah, you're just the 100th person to ask about info that's one click away
No I was mean on purpose so they would bug off
The post actually gives a lot more useful info than we can give
Correcting misinformation is even more tiring
So what's the story we're going with?
No corrections
Zealot is getting a new skill tree?
No correcting
All zealot got was a change to an aura
Arbities is getting a flail
We are lying
Misinformation successfully spread
me when im spreading misinformation 
ill take anything at this point tbqh
POKED AROUND wasnt able to find a time for the launch of new update, anyone know/remember when thes homies usually update, new to this game/community
best i can say is between 12 and 18
No time announced
I've heard everything from 2 hours to 14 hours from now
Sometime today
next week
thx
Most of us think the havoc timer is a good indicator
what is a havoc timer
And when is that? 2 hours?
i beat the campaign yesterday...
havoc has a reset timer
probably in about 2 hours. Updates usually drop arround 4 my time, plus or minus a couple hours.
usually coincides with updates
i lost on the train mission on Malice 10 tiimes in a row solo with bots, so i joined the discord and ppl helped me out
i am like a pleb
its just cause that shiz is times
apac servers?
timed*
You will soon not be a pleb you start to get the hang of things
aipac 
i can colo with my bots any mission on malice so far except the trains haha
solo*
benjamin netanyahu please release the update
does it usually match with havoc reset timer? and if so, how much is the timer now?
need 10 more points on malice ot get next difficulkty and really test my metal
Awesome keep at it you will get better that’s how it is in every game
What region you from?
The light that is perfection.
Do the event missions you can get a decent amount of materials from them
thats why i was on the trains
the TRAIN IS PEAK FOR DIGI DOLLARS
Ahhh ok. Aren't there usually at least some players on every difficulty you could play with?
They are the ones that say event above them they have some fun modifiers
140 per run and its a short run
Or you just prefer running solo
this past event was pain
goddamn
Not without mods...
the poxburster trains
just do the highest tier mission you can on qp
Are we there yet?
Quickplay will have a good chance of getting you a team
Amen
havoc timer says 5hr and 40 min, which doesn't line up
And also getting you killed
If poxbursters weren't so buggy I think this event could have felt 50% better than it was
I need a strike team
anybody know what time the update releqses
Stfu
i got 1shot next to a spawn door like 5 times
never
Alr respect
Updates delayed guys, pack up
update when
It is an illusion Exile
Vulkan lifts
ending my life
ive touched enough grass can i have update
even then, carapace is still centralizing as fuck. Overall just a shit event. Basically went: lets make the rotten armor lite.
Don't end your life. End others
youre right
purge the heretic
FOR THE EMPEROR
Anyone know how long until the update?
Purge the heretics I say as I look at my 4 chaos armies in my shelf’s
need 2 more mortis trials then i never ever have to touch it ever again
Heretic
Idk that sounds like heresy
corpse worshipper
Gay
And heresy, is bad
40,000 of them?
yes
doing the 50 mortis trials penance leads you to encounter some deeply unwell individuals.
Meeee
Been there done that ….pain
i have encountered some nice people on mortis if i can ever find people
Hank we need a "For the Emperor" chat to chant "For the Emperor"
idk not having a cringy discord bio
Tragic
Truly tragic for you
ohh no not talent spot changes
I meant in game
Q2 update will add a penance for playing 100 games just to spite completionists
having a cringy discord bio now is like what having a cringy msn username was to millennials. it's a rite of passage.
why do you find it a preposterous idea that one would struggle at this game
hank can you please send fatshark a message through the pneumatic tube system from the 70s that leads directly from your house to their office and ask "U updating ur game?"
heh
Release time of the last three major updates:
- No Man's Land (1 December 2025) @ 09:38 AM PST
- Bound By Duty (23 September 2025) @ 02:00 AM PDT
- Battle for Tertium (19 June 2025) @ 12:49 PM PDT
pneumatic tube machine broke
So it can literally drop whenever
dang
You gave me an idea
clear the blockage with a pipebomb, it's like clearing your drainline with an m80
last time i went over my struggles in this discord, i got told I am simply mentally stunted and thus limited by my defects
rng based update system
is there supposed to be a pattern
not really
Soon(TM)
sure hope it releases at 3AM in my local time
theres a bunch of people in this discord who are straight up plugged into the matrix
i wouldnt care too much about what they have to say about balance
Most of the combat loop is just combining pushing and dashing - occasional blocks with bosses but that is about it
Done
Sounds like some Psyker talk are you an unsanctioned witch???
my prediction is that the update will drop near the end of the morning and the new mode becomes available in the afternoon as people hop off the old servers and everyone migrates to the new ones.
swedish time ofc.
this is the most milktoast advice I have ever heard
Heeey, I'm more or less in Swedish zone
My prediction is 8 hours from now
"have you tried utilizing basic game mechanics?"
no, like I said, I am mentally stunted
"this game isn't hard if you simply play it correctly"
Yeah you probably should 
yeah. duh.
so about few hours?
My playstyle in this game is Arbities stun bodyguard

based arbaby
The update comes out at one billion o clock
the difficulty lies in playing the game correctly, which is not as readily achieved by everyone.
why not 40,000 o'clock
Personally I will stay awake for the next 2 hours and see if the update drops a similar time to Bound By Duty update. If not, I go to sleep
i have not heard that slur but i love it
Like a psyker have you tried playing psyker
arbabbies
gunker main
it comes out at- shot
See a big dude - dash / see trash enemies - push
It is not a rocket science
its the word I use for most arbaby players since they are using the class to play in difficulties they arent ready for skill wise
I use a crusher to infinite stun elites and the bolt gun to cover the vets or pyskers in my squad
I never watch tutorials on this game because I am playing a different game 
oh i got it right away
thats why its perfect
im stealing that
more power to you man, play however you want.
meta is for nerds.
Is it confirmed if the new mode thingy comes with more cosmetics and penance rewards for the existing classes
i think this is supremely based btw
Your thoughts on my style?
base classes, yes
It kept me alive
Epic
also the mere fact that you are team playing is 👌
no new cosmetics for the dlc classes. i am getting the sense that this is a hard rule for some reason
arbites and hive scum are just cucked idk
i really hope the new sets are based off of that first artwork of the rejects looking at the hive city in the distance
it has to be
maybe we can find arbites cosmetics out in the desert?
No new cosmetics for scum is wack
It’s sad I didn’t think scum would get the cuck chair treatment
ez money right thar
i'm an ogryn main so i always approve of people playing melee spacemakers.
I steal kits to deploy them at the right time and med stimm the hive scum
I really thought it was going to be different this time
I own too many guard cosmetics I need to drop out my other classes
I get the arbites restrictions with GW being so anal about their IP but damn I thought hive scum would be free from their tyranny. There are so many different crack addict hairstyles they could add to the game
my guess is whatever support studio they have doing cosmetics doesn't want to sign a new contract lmao
I am like the rejects parole officer
especially with GW overhead
wish that wasn't the case for scum.
Lol
my own arbites build is maul shield + exe shotty mk3 + hasan collar + break the line + forceful, so a little less aoe cc and a little more defensive utility, but its very fun.
Ah well, I'm a Ogryn main so I technically just need a pair of zebra stripe and tiger stripe pants to complete my wardrobe
kim jong un plays crushers that slide around on ice skates
social score correlates to the amount of poxbursters spawned btw
i will preemtively remind everyone of rule 11
before people start talking about politics fr
Btw with my arbities build I constantly stun crushers
@obtuse oak GIVE ME IMAGE PERMS I HAVE THE PERECT IRONIC GIF FOR THIS RAAAAAAH
no
But I have to lock the fuck in
Or I die
I have Poxbreaker you can trust me. Poxbreakers should unironically be givven more rights than the plebs
can anyone guess who controls the bombers?
Only politics I believe in is steal legion supremacy
The legion of theft
(And Krieg)
yarrick cinematic
set om armageddon
steel legion nowhere to be seen
90% of shit psykers don't know what they're doing in melee because they think they shouldn't have to engage with melee at all.
We bitched about that earlier today
If they showed the Steel legion it'd be all Ork ass-kicking and no doomerism, trust
I have been using my metal Yarrick model for 20 years now
i ❤️ melee
No new Legion mini for the next decade
fgs psyker
you can love something and still be bad at it.
I am the 10% that got ganked from behind 
Yarrick is back lol
oh damn
impossible with fgs
it plays the game for you
juan tap everything
I need a strike squad who needs a stun arbities
and you still find the game hard?
moreso frustrating because of trappers and burster trains that are perfectly spaced out so that one dives right as you shove the first
Sex
the return of yarrick, yes
Return to Armageddon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N3M9YA8CUI
when are we getting new cosmetic slop for arbys and scum
lol i thought for a few seconds yarrick sounds like a coward now
ofc it is possible to be bad at the game with fgs
or dsword
or anything
I don’t care if there is a new yarrick I am rebasing my old one (the new one is amazing)
dont be dense lol
There sure is alot of people who want this but I want new weapons first
i am a dense fgs user
Oh shit the Stellaris patch also drops today lole
As a life long melta and plasma pistol enjoyer I agree
in sweden
i just spam a loop of l1/l2/block
War Thunder update
HONK SHOO
And helldivers
HONK SHOO
heckdivers
HOOOOOOOOOONK SHOOOOOOOOO
I want the Arbities flail
I seen it
i stiill think its ridiculous that yarrick is holding a motherfucking stormbolter
That chain is long boi
the stormbolter did what???
Built different
dont astartes use termi armor just to use stormbolters
I want it
Update release when?
1 billion o clock
No sisters dominion squads use them too
update delayed to next month
within the next 12 hours
yeah in full power armor too
yarrick has been crushing it
2 hours from now + 1 min for each time someone asked this
Hell yeah he’s yarrick
yanderrick
Yarrick got that old man strength
We are at 10 hours
So in the year 40000? That's a neat reference
Piss
The commissar was dead? Nah, we've been Yarrick rolled

guys how do i collect all 40000 war hammers??
cause that would be boring af
Darktide 2 will be set on Armageddon and we will return with morrow to help the crabcommisar.
Can we like
I will call the arbites on you
Fight khorn
I am the arbities
no bro we cant digest it
does melee backstab just mean meleeing from behind? or does it have to be a specific attack or something?
4v1 khorne
I wish but we haven’t seen any I have 3D print helmets I put in cadian bodies for my guys
i think hed love that actually
Just Yarrick
Cadians and Kriegers were shown in the Return to Armageddon video, but no Steel Legions funnily enough
Bad omen
And I'm the senate
A darktide like but we are not humans but khorn demons fighting other khorn demons
Not enough land for two gas mask-based regiments
Think about how different it could be made
On their own home planet as well, talk about getting cucked
steel legion are crazy outdated, kriegers just got a new line
In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only war
War = Krieg (in German)
Therefore there will only ever be Krieg in the astra militarum
would be the perfect time to do it
tidelikes
Yes
we need more tidelikes
from an advertising pov it makes sense why krieg was used there, since those are new minis they want to sell
but it just sucks for the steel legion loreheads lol
drg doesnt count
Tide game but we drop from space. Call it tidepods
the screen would just be the color red the whole time
i wanna control the daemons tho
bloodbowltide next i suppose
i was thinking playable orks
My brain imagined those flash games like Age of war
that would be the way to go
1st person or 4th person?
im just a khornedawg
republic commando game but with orks
1st person ofc, it'd be a tide game
i feel like darktide is honestly pretty close to republic commandos
400 million dollars to this man right now
1 out of 6 grey knights painted
The ork copy of the game
you play as a squad of 4 orks against a khorne cult or daemon horde or whatever.
oh yeah
Fighting the khorn copy
what a legendary game though
mek, weirdboyz, nobs, sky's the limit.
Lovetide
Fighting
animetide
40k dating sim
republic commando went so hard
we have that, it's called rogue trader
i will forgive all ea transgressions to get another republic commando
Can't date Sister
If I suggested a game like this I would be banned
Lore accurate
Cry.
No
i dont like orks, but i ll do anything to have a chance for playing as painboy
And realistic
that's a realistic simulation of what it would be like to try and date one.
No.you wouldn't
Dating a sister sounds incestous
a new one would be amazing but they would probably turn it into pvp slop a-la r6
i was emotionally invested in the brotherhoodiness
I DONT CARE
I assure you the mods wouldnt care for it
IM BUYING THE CLONE MARINES SLOP
so peak
We should have gone back for Sev... 
The sister argenta would definetly turn my chud ass down anyway

So guys
So its realistic
exactly
I got a question for the 40k nerds
Shoutout to that one Abbess thats banging the Accountant in that one Ciaphas Cain book
What would be the next class and their 3 personality types
Veteran 2
Professional 2
Loose Cannon 2
Cuntthroat
Playable lighter fluid
why are we talking about shagging celibates
make a (remain silent) personality cause im edgy
give me that dark brotherhood shit
🔥
if its tech adept
1 straight up computer
2 annoyed old man/woman
3 🤓
instead you get an Avowed edgy dialogue option personality
(grins menacingly)
C-cuntthroat????
sister of silence
silent young woman
silent mid age woman
silent old woman
Sisters are not required to be celibate and we see examples of them having romantic or sexual relationships. Its just that being a Sister doesnt lend itself to a lot of time to fall in love and have sex between the prayers and burnings
Python, JavaScript, C++
for bonus - psyker in your team insta pop
"Get some Bacta Commando"
moans
Lmao
hank should i paint my psychic bolter grey knight or my power glaive grey knight next
extends wristblade
The only thing stopping it is the womans own love of murdering Heretics more than a snog
Spiritual Testicular torsion warp technique
Also for some reason the translation of Veteran to the language Im playing darktide with makes it kinda miss the point
dawg, why the fuck is it -10 it was fucking 60 degrees 2 days ago
Gg
The weather wants to cool your pc so you can play more darktide
it wasn't even a month ago when i was stranded at work overnight in my car with 3 and a half feet of snow
I actually do that
Climate change innit
I game so much less in summer because it gets unbearably hot
33c today, too hot 😔
i have literally no idea
Summer is coming
heat + humidity = 💀
summer is always coming
hank is update out yet
It's not those that i'm concerned with
Mosquitoes...
Hank should i name my unborn child after a guard or a space marine
idk but mosquitoes tend to avoid me during my field training
hello you Tertium scumbags when is the update out
electric racket my beloved
Call 'em Gaunt
Or Yarrick
They flock to me like flies to hot s
couple hours
Ants to honey
Or maybe Imperial Guardsman #4783946
Obiwan Sherlock Cluseau
Bale eye
Bailey
🤔
I'm going to name my child Ray
Give your child a unique name
Like Flemblethrop
like a disney princess but worse
Or Smihchiml
or Dickot
Fblthp
sgt major morrow
that gonna be an old baby
✨ In a city where the daylight never gleams,
Where the stars are just forgotten machine-dream la dee daaah ✨
me when taco bell
I want to cook you all food
Mtg
I have never tried taco bell before. Is it as bad as some people say?
no
the food is good, but depending on what you get it can make a bad bathroom experience.
Taco bell uses a lot of refried beans in their food so that's why the bathroom jokes
Ahhhh I see
also some people forget that sour cream is dairy and they use quite a bit of that
Eggs n bacon would be great
Want me to make you that?
that too
Yeah!
can someone explain to me why cave story is leagues better than darktide rn
you should name your kid Domhnall and force him into becoming a merchant.
I have no idea what cave story is
a good game is what it is
Sure it is
there is no sure...it is superior to darktide
better gameplay, better music, better enemies.
wooOosH
stovetop or oven tek
PLEASE go back to reddit
Time to migrate to Cave discord server
PLEASe.
Just might
Stove top
if havoc doesn't come back I might need to kill everyone
But you are so sure, why might
Cave? You crave mines?
Miss me with that
I have no preference
qp for havoc when?
Missus it was a joke!
Me first
RETURN TO REDDIT
😤
Missus
Whoever mentioned the Taco Bell, fuck you
I’m craving it now
I'm only mad the event is ending
The event was bad
i've heard about the buffs, haven't seen many nerfs. got a link?
I played it twice and stopped playing the game
It was, but I still enjoyed it
The event bested my soul
@marsh iris Luckily i managed so salvage some time today so we can try the thing later
It was a fun event for me, I quite liked it
Burster squad insta killed me
Missus was there
i carried
Sorta
Same. Except when I played with people who shoot bursters near teammates
There is literally no nerfs
Onl pp gets removed
wish they would post the patchnotes at minimum so i could read them.
this event made me love my hate for bursters even more
Missus you ran ahead and I used my stun playstyle to cover you
I wish arbities had the covering fire perk from.vet
My build would be complete
Yessss
But people will be malding all the same just because of pickpocket
If I want to stagger, I break out my pimp-slapping ogryn, NeilPalmstrong
Even tho everything else got biffed
What happened to pickpocket?
they buffed ogryn so se stay winning
U meed to melee now
Ive seen at least 1 forum post asking for a hive scum refund because of the pickpocket nerf
Fine by me
also made me not feel bad for picking revive shout anymore
Thats the only “nerf”
Get good is what I would tell them
Its how the talent should have been
Just a melee kill right?
From the start
will the update come out right after the event ends?
Any kill?
Me, by myself no one else around. Poxburster appears out of nowhere, charges at me, I get ready to push and dodge... team member appears out of nowhere and shoots it... 
But what of the ammo amounts?
ermmm fatshark plox fix?
Still the same
you have to actually... you know... pick... the pocket... of the guy you're looting... it makes so much sense.
Fair enough
Pssssss hank
i could not believe the amount of crying and whinging i saw about it on the forums
Had those. And my crew, who charge into bursters to push them, but forget how to push
Hive scum is ruined and I want my refund 
They could have run out of stamina. Happened to me a few times 
Yesterday someone wanted to convince me that the pickpocket change will drop his dps by atleast 70%
Hive scum? More like hive scam!

Nah. They would explode and then ask "how do you push again?"
Tbh this "nerf" can be looked at as a buff if you have the same mindset as me
You got a gun and melee loop now
The rest literally got buffed
Every other change is a buff i think
I am talking this thing right here
Nothing else
are people saying again that they released an overpowered class on purpose to just nerf it later
I am purely going after the pickpocket people
The Vakyrie fire support looks really underwhelming lol
But they are not even nerfing it!
Looks like eagle missile pod strike, without the eagle
They are buffing it
Arbites is still the worst class in the game fatshark needs to buff it 😉
More stun
Give arbites 10% toughness regen per second per enemy in coherency
sorry bub but I'm a literal fossil so ANY change to my playstyle is a NERF okay??? 
Yes King
Penis
i want 2nd dog on my arbi 
Double and give it to the next person?
surely scum and arbites will get new cosmetics 🙏
Find the server clown
Sorry, all excess dogs went to hunting grounds
More being siphoned off for packmaster
For entertainment
Got any recommendation?
what's the funniest build

It's Three Dog!
what time's the update?
Today
hopefully in 40 mins 
Hello comrade Foolish Skaven
Hello comrade ak
4 hours

comrade jerry 
Jerey
Missus
tryna deal w a toxic gamer, can i get some advice from someone who’s super good and really competitive at games? just looking for some perspective ill DM you a msg
I always need ideas damn it any second I'm not on Discord I'm writing.
40 minutes would be great, 4 hours would be sad
Nagging during games?

Best advice is to just not deal with them homie it's the internet
indeed, that’s the very short version ahaha
Better hoping the game won't crash half way during plays gg

excellent advice however i do live in their house LOL
Your homies also play Darktide?
does anyone know if its level 30 content or we better to make new characters to play expeditions?

Ignore and block
Do we have an idea when the new update might be out
Why would you need a new char
rsn
Just play expeditions on auric
Level 30 would be nice for gaming (more talents gaming)
I'm just happy Ol Bale Eye is still alive
Hey hey
seth here?
Today but time is lost gg

(copying a msg i sent to my irl bestie but yall actually get what the game is about) im rubbish at games but theres thousands of enemies and some much stronger than others, snipers, crushers, gunners etc.
if my friend gets trapped or pounced he will loudly complain, “res me NOWWW WHY ARE YOU NOT RESURRECTING ME IMMEDIATELLY NOWWWW” if hes not helped in literally less than 1 second, he will wail loudly, “WHY IS THE REAPER STILL ALIVE?! ITS SHOOTING ME” (i had already shot it 6 times with a needle pistol and they take a second to go down, also dodge? idk?)
2) if hes down and i have to clutch but theres a sniper i’ll get decision paralysis. i cant kill the sniper since im not good enough at aiming, but i cant resurrect my friend either due to the sniper, and theres almost always tons of enemies and the other people dont help whatsoever, so we lose and its all my fault. and the game gets shut off as hes loudly complaining about how he has to do and kill every single thing (i kill 30-40% of the specials when we play), being extremely condescending and just mean.
SSeth is in..
fuck i havent checked his channel for new uploads even
he posted one recently
He made a recent one
Synthetic 2 is fun
yippee yay
I see, also are you guys new in Darktide?
Dinnae look at me like that..
Top tier global chat after that vid too
Yes that was clear I meant what time today
Today
Today
sometime between now and tomorrow
TODAY
6:00pm United States
Was that supposed to be on purpose? Do you really need a hug that bad?
Depends on what difficulty for your wailing friend who constantly getting trapped/pounced I think he needs to learn how to stick together in order to not get downed alone or gone too far away from the team?
i have about 450 hours been playing since july 2025, he’s been playing for years and is a poxbreaker
we only play heresy or malice if stoned lol
who's the most broken class or top 3 rn? i've played them all just wondering who to log in as later
Damn.... poxbreaker while wailing hard when downed kek
i miss my Zealot but i did love the dlc classes and always wanted to make a Vet
what is stoned darktide like
peak
I reckon, playing Cruelty Squad stoned would be unforgettable. Has anyone tried that.
to be fair he never gets downed like once maybe every 10 missions if that it’s always me getting slimed but when he goes go down god help us it’s such a tantrum
have you ever just had an actual conversation with him about this, like an adult?
Stoned Darktide with Horus Heresy audiobooks is like being an astropath plugged into the omnissiah
who doesnt like hugs?
Some people.
That's kinda low ball for Malice while Heresy is 50/50 (either the game will legit fuck you up kinda)
sad people
Sounds kinda sad comrade like you have some bad comrades that will blamed you for his mistakes
trve
From what I remember Arbites is still pretty insane, so either them or Ogryn. Hivescum and psyker are also really good but take a lot more learning than playing as Arbite where you're a walking tank that does a ton of damage and even if you stand there picking your nose still contribute with your dog
it can take us like 30 mins to get into a game sometimes since if he plays as a veteran he refuses to play with any other vets since they take all the ammo, if people take ammo that he wanted he won’t help them, votes to kick people all the time, once someone must’ve taken ammo from a crate twice and he held the other two hostage in the lift until one of them owned up and apologised or quit, and i felt kinda bad for them even if it does annoy me too lol.
i did LOVE hivescum after not expecting to love it, but i might make an ogryn first time if he's insane rn
gearing up to now lol
Find a new person to play with
Sounds very petty lol
Psyker, vet, then scum, but post update it will probably be Psyker, Melee scum, vet
I still need to learn Hivescum, I keep trying to and then get my ass handed to me so I go back to Psyker lmfao
Is it too early to cook eggs
I bet someone of you freaks think I am a rock pocket rat
What time is the update launching?
This day
This time?
Like 6pm GMT?
This day
Nobody anywhere knows, it hasn't been listed
Best you could do is look at whatever time the last major update dropped at
Also I play vet on Auric or Damnation for farming while Heresy and below are for fun but never have any encounter of this kind on behavior before kek
Doesn't make much sense to complain after he fucks up and gets downed
What does the abominable intelligence say?
for some reason i keep feeling compelled to say "oh you have a waspish tongue orgustine"
Average heresy player moment

You mean warpish tongue?
I mean you know its true
Man child perhaps?

Which shitty AI thing
Theres many
Can sanctuary be dispelled (BG3)
The recent one
What
@tired steeple looks atrocious
It’s like AI rtx and it’s fucking awful
chain greataxe drops next update trust me
It's pretty cool imo (AMD user here)
Gemini is telling me that usually it's 1pm ET for major content drops, since it aligns with when the steam store refreshes
Tbf its only bad when you upscale too much
Same with nvidias dlss
Seeing Grace from re9 turn into sydney sweeney made me feel like seeing an eldritch horror
You know how your mind shatters and you go insane
Frame gen is bad in online games 😅
we thing together
😳
Everything is online lol
✊ 🐺
Awoooo brother
I wonder if AI could do a better job at balancing Helldivers 2 than the own devs
awoooo
Not everything but many games .. It's just doesn't make sense to add additional latency when these frames can never show when the enemy appears
Oh Ray is joining as well, apparently
The helldivers stuff is crazy, I saw recently that apparently the reason why everything is so over the place is because they're contracting outside the studio for a lot of the work and then patching it all together in house with the same dev team working on everything
Sounds like typical game dev in 2026
amazing.
It's kinda wack that they're constantly talking about how they want to update it forever and never do a sequel and then you find out they're working in the single most unsustainable way possible
I've already got Missus and someone external up for it.
Could go with a fourth for the first expedition..
Kidnap a rando
I might be hp for it at some point
Idk if the game’s installed though
And I’ve been having awful connection problems
who here wants to be kidnapped and sent to the desert
probably not, because helldivers fundamental balance issues stem from poor design decisions in the same way that darktides fundamental balance issues do.
Helldivers isn’t the worst balanced game I’ve played I will say
But
It’s not good lol
Thibk the worst was and still is For Honour. I quit it like two years ago
The belt fed weapons in particular are crazy to me, they're just objectively worse than their standard opinions in every single way
close 2nd
Is the belt fed grenade launcher bad
Same with darktide, we hyperbolize a lot, and there are some baffaling things that are still unadressed, but things could be way worse. It could be bl2 Op levels.
Running around with the fucking MP7
Yes, and it really is awful
Yes, it does 150 damage per shot vs the 400 on the regular and it's ammo efficiency is worse than using a support backpack with the regular
re9 Balenciaga edition?
So what did caffeine mean then
It has 3x rof tho
GSC game world did this for the new 'enhanced editions' of the original Stalker trilogy by the way
And saves u a stratagem slot
Since normal nade launcher forces u to run supply pack
Beltfed doesnt
I only use it for resuo
With less AOE so you have to shoot over double as many shots to reach the same amount of damage, and even more then that to get the same amount of crowd clearing
Good thing I have the originals
Since u save the backpack
And not having to take the supply pack doesn't matter when the supply pack would still be worth a slot even if all it does was give you stims, it's insanely loaded
Regular GL and backpack is still much more viable than the belt fed. Like the belt isn't bad but there isn't much reason to use it
Its overrated
I take the supply pack for extra thermites
It's really not, it doubles the value of every single resupply call down
And gives you your own personal resupply when it's off cooldown
I don’t actually bring the supply pack against bugs though
on Xbox you literally can't buy the original trilogy anymore it's just the enhanced versions 😭
I would try it out if i was you ive been running lvl 10s with grat success


