general-chat

[visual vortex]

I have more but cant remember them

[limpid vigil]

PIERCING WAIL

[south valve]

PLEASE GOD NO

[visual vortex]

This one was next to the fish one in my files

[south valve]

I haven't slayed any spires, sorry 😔

[limpid vigil]

god i need to get slay the spire 2

[cobalt lichen]

I made my current one.
It’s based on one of the Darktide logos.

[south valve]

Slayyyy

(the spire)

[limpid vigil]

i don't either. Just watch way too much of it

[visual vortex]

Nice

[limpid vigil]

so now claw is law

[south valve]

Oh okay

[visual vortex]

I forgot i changed it to this right after i did

And thought someone was copying me

Thought i had to kill them

This is why there's no other mes on this planet

[cobalt lichen]

I think that about a lot of people tbh

[shell sentinel]

anyone down to join me for a heresy mortis?

[limpid vigil]

Did you eat the pancreas of the other you?

[visual vortex]

Calves have better meat on them

Same with thighs

[dire kayak]

i love cannibalism

[visual vortex]

Torsos require too much effort to cut through

Eyeballs contain a decent amount of water

[south valve]

Try in the LFG servers

[south valve]

This server

is

[visual vortex]

If i left

It'd be a utopia

Lowk

[south valve]

I like it but yeah

[visual vortex]

Ong

No bussin

No cap

[south valve]

No bussin

[limpid vigil]

according to the scp foundation eating the pancreas of a doppleganger of you boosts your stats like iq and other stuff

[south valve]

Hey guys I have this really rare condition called blood explosion disease

it's basically where-

[visual vortex]

That'd require me to be smart enough to know to eat my doppleganger's pancreas

And not just beat him to death and string his corpse as a warning for my other dopplegangers

Besides if there were more clones of me society wouldve collapsed ages ago

[fallow escarp]

is the expediton mode out yet?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[cobalt lichen]

or improve. Have you seen the state of the world?

[visual vortex]

It's really good

Hop on

[fallow escarp]

it's 17th right now and i see the releaa

release trailer

[south valve]

One of us tells the truth, the other always lies

[visual vortex]

Ueah

[visual vortex]

I cant lie

[cobalt lichen]

it’s 17th US time most likely

[visual vortex]

Im like Pinocchio

[south valve]

This is a lie

[fallow escarp]

ok

[cobalt lichen]

16th in the UK still, so definitely still 16th in the US

[visual vortex]

My nose gets longer if i lie

[south valve]

It's the 16th today

and I'm Bri'ish

👀

[cobalt lichen]

Sucks to suck

[visual vortex]

Easy solution:

Kill one and ask the other if the one you just killed is dead

[limpid vigil]

did you sleep with the other ones wife?

[south valve]

Yeah but the doors

🚪 🚪

[visual vortex]

Depends

[rain pilot]

Good afternoon

I awaken from slumber

[visual vortex]

Good afternoon

[cobalt lichen]

I heard an interesting fact about the Iron Lung movie.
Markiplier slept with the director’s wife.

[south valve]

2 of us always lie

[cobalt lichen]

one of us always stabs

[visual vortex]

One of us

Uhhh

I gotta go

[south valve]

We should speak in rhymes for a bit

[visual vortex]

My least favorite things are riddles

[south valve]

but building off each others' sentences

[cobalt lichen]

I’m not clever enough for that

[rain pilot]

What if

[rain pilot]

[visual vortex]

😏

You start

[robust talon]

Bros, I want to buy the Super Cop, what's the best option (Normal or Deluxe) and is it worth it?

[south valve]

I don't have the heart

[dire kayak]

deluxe just gives extra cosmetics

[visual vortex]

To be smart

[cobalt lichen]

I might fart

[stuck wasp]

Take the normal, then if you like it a lot you can buy the upgrade (same total cost as the delux version)

[south valve]

or play Mario Kart

[rain pilot]

Also

[visual vortex]

To become a tart

[rain pilot]

Tomorrow

We game

I don't have a strike team

[robust talon]

Thx, bros, will buy the normal

[south valve]

This is an art

[rain pilot]

Which kind of art?

[visual vortex]

To become Bart

[rain pilot]

Don't have a cow man

[south valve]

We should change words at some point

[visual vortex]

You picked heart

[sleek harness]

Make the world wide language be Roman

[south valve]

That sounds like a bad omen

[sleek harness]

You saying that 40k is bad omen?

[visual vortex]

Whoa man

[south valve]

lol

I can't follow that up

[upbeat turtle]

yes

have you seen the state of literally anything

[dire kayak]

mrrrrp

[rocky maple]

guys why cant i change my name? it says its invalid

[rain pilot]

How does one stop the urge to giving blood to the blood god

[sleek harness]

Forgetting the blood god

If you kill anyone who praises him the god will be forgotten

And then dir

Die

[rain pilot]

Doesn't khorne like

Live off that shit?

[sleek harness]

No he lives out of war

You just silently kill them

[rain pilot]

As long as blood is spilled it dont matter how

[cobalt lichen]

What are you changing it to?

[warm maple]

thats why the Dark Powers are so impossible to weaken in any way. They are parasites that feed off the current state of the galaxy

[rocky maple]

brother backshots

[cobalt lichen]

lmao

[rocky maple]

im typing it in as brother-backshots but its telling me to please use hyphens

[cobalt lichen]

You know what backshots are right?

[warm maple]

Only Necrons/Tyranids probably could do it ;p

[cobalt lichen]

The game has censors for such words

[rocky maple]

sir thats the whole point

[cobalt lichen]

Use hyphens between the letters

[rocky maple]

that is very lame

[cobalt lichen]

that or nothing

[rocky maple]

itll be brother ba ckshots then wont it

[cobalt lichen]

or brother-back-shots
Split it

[hard gust]

OH MY

GOD

How long until update is out

[rocky maple]

thats a good call actually

[cobalt lichen]

17th

[cobalt lichen]

I am known for such things

[rocky maple]

it dont WORK

[cobalt lichen]

HAH

rip

[rocky maple]

names that start with b please

i spent 50k on this bs

[cobalt lichen]

Bingus

Brovis

[rocky maple]

brother bogus

idk

[cobalt lichen]

Brithner

[rocky maple]

bigballs

[brave slate]

Bonglerus

[arctic tapir]

I love timezones the 17th is today for me

[cobalt lichen]

hah

isn’t for me

[arctic tapir]

So i have to estimate when update based off of the ingame event end time

[cobalt lichen]

probably

or just look at timezones

[clever horizon]

swedish time

[brave slate]

Between 2-4pm Swedish time I'm guessing

[cobalt lichen]

rip

[brave slate]

I was just wondering if the new gamemode might cause some friction between team members with the resource system

Like someone double dipping ammo crates

Because that happens too damn often in the regular modes

[cosmic burrow]

Of course it will

[warm maple]

just gonna have to communicate 😛

[cobalt lichen]

Always been first come, first serve in my experience, unless the other members of the group are actually good.

[warm maple]

I've always been of the opinion that each person gets at least one

and if another person doesn't get it by the next time you need it then its free for all

[cosmic burrow]

You really expect miracles?

[brave slate]

What's that?

[cosmic burrow]

I mean

Staff psyker leave one by default

[cobalt lichen]

I grab it if im near, but if someone in the squad has less than me, I direct them to it.

[cosmic burrow]

Same with zealots that use sniper guns

[dire kayak]

meow

[cobalt lichen]

true

[clever horizon]

grab two, shoot one bullet grab a third

[brave slate]

Just had a game where one player grabbed 3 charges. But I'm sure they were griefing since they dropped the crate, pinged it and gobbled up 3 before the rest of the team could reach it

[cobalt lichen]

Those kind of people need to McDie.

Helldivers taught me a lot about ammo conservation

[clever horizon]

it's deep rock ruleset

[brave slate]

DRG and Helldivers somehow have good ammo etiquette

That never really came to Darktide

[clever horizon]

double dipping is a Catholic sin

[cobalt lichen]

cant double dip the chip.

Especially into a dude

[brave slate]

Without permission that is

[clever horizon]

Costanza

[brave slate]

Consent is necessary

[warm maple]

I still say double dipping is okay if someone takes a long time to grab

At some point you just assume they aren't gonna get it

[carmine blaze]

please do not Heyo! me

[cobalt lichen]

true

Those who disrespect that will have their components removed

[full dawn]

WATCH
LEARN
THEN SHOOT YOURSELF

[clever horizon]

four charges, four players. its like assumed their property

it matters a lot less in darktide anyways

[full dawn]

Medicae station?
…bro just don’t fucking take damage

[olive badger]

HEYO

[clever horizon]

can't wait for chaos wastes tomorrow

[full dawn]

World eaters added tomorrow trust

[carmine blaze]

no

[brave slate]

I feel like the tutorial needs to also explain how the ammo system works. Crates give full (outside havoc), big bag half, small mag 15%

[vast path]

Can we go one update without resetting the talents :<

[clever horizon]

tide game explanations?

[olive badger]

The talents will continue to reset until morale improves we no longer need to move them around

But hey, now your builds won't fully reset!

[final jay]

oi, mind if i ask, is any AMD performance improvements gonna happen in this update?? been seriously bummed out about not being able to play for a while now due to this stuff

[full dawn]

Seven thousand fucking poxbursters
Obliterate this twink

[thin wagon]

fully

[molten charm]

guys do i need to play warhammer 39999 first to understand the story

[lime temple]

Yes for 1 full year

[limber zealot]

Is there a place with all the balance changes or will the patch notes drop with the update

[olive badger]

We're constantly monitoring and trying to improve performance where we can, but I don't know that there's any targeted changes in this update. We do encourage you to make reports in the Performance Feedback category of the forums, here: https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/c/darktide/performance-feedback/97

[whole glade]

me when ummm

[olive badger]

With the update, tomorrow

[whole glade]

night lord getting shipped soon :3c

[wicked wraith]

Heyo

[brave slate]

Purists will tell you to start at Warhammer 38999

[olive badger]

I'd give you guys a glimpse but the creators have been doing a good job of that already

[woeful oasis]

I'm not going to work tomorrow.

...that was the case anyway, but now I'm more excited for my weekend.

[dire kayak]

fatshark should pick one guy at random and just reset their talent trees every day

[limber zealot]

Cool thanks

[olive badger]

Who says we don't do that already

[full dawn]

Me next

[clever horizon]

FATSHARK ID 5605037651 STEP FORWARD

[wooden creek]

Is the drip store going to take our money tomorrow or on thursday?

[full dawn]

Nuzlocke feature for Darktide when

[olive badger]

store rotation tomorrow I think 😄

[solemn beacon]

Gem alert

[wooden creek]

[full dawn]

More krieg gear and my wallet is yours

My very empty wallet

[olive badger]

It's always krieg with you guys

[south valve]

@stuck crescent

[full dawn]

[orchid gorge]

Are we getting any new weapons or weapon variants in the update?

[south valve]

I've been pinging you a lot lately

[hard temple]

Question; why not do it like Helldivers? Put everything on the shop? No rotation?

[stark bobcat]

Fomo works...

[full dawn]

Okay who let big E off his throne? Someone get the Custodes

[clever horizon]

helldivers has rotations

[hard temple]

No it doesn't lol.

[full dawn]

Yes. Yes it does

Coming from a creek vet, it does

[brave slate]

Someone with a fancy business degree has deemed it not profitable enough

[wooden creek]

Helldivers has one page that rotates, and then one persistent page per warbond

[hard temple]

Coming from a pre-order day 1 vet; no it doesn't. It did, but now they updated it.

[broken umbra]

It does lol

[full dawn]

I probably could bewrong then. Haven’t touched the game in months after the latest fiasco

[broken umbra]

There is a page that rotates and the old store stuff is always there

[clever horizon]

wish i could peruse the darktide nerfs right now

[sleek harness]

What nerfs

We are very happy with Fatshark's balance team

[clever horizon]

nerfs

[hard temple]

Anytime you get a new warbond; the store stuff associated to it becomes permanent. So....we all are wrong.

[sleek harness]

There are no nerfs

[winged oasis]

why are they trying to salvage our builds?

[sleek harness]

Be happy

[hard temple]

Anyways, point is, why not no rotation.

[brave slate]

The nerfs aren't real and cannot hurt you

[hot flower]

can someone explain what is the new gamemode about?

[pure lodge]

What are Talents?

[sleek harness]

Map explore

[south valve]

There was a nerf to the plasma gun, but I take that as a positive

[winged oasis]

chaos wastes from vermintide 2

[clever horizon]

you will buy slop and you will be happy

[sleek harness]

Not really

[hot flower]

u get random weapons?

[arctic tapir]

no? I have all warbonds and stuff is still rotating???

[vapid matrix]

Ayo they change vet in any way?

[hard temple]

Jokes on you. I only have money for Warhammer minis. Not cosmetics I am not gonna use.

[winged oasis]

wait were they serious about making an extraction mode for darktide

[sleek harness]

Yeah

You got a timer

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[wooden creek]

Land in map, run around and complete points of interest, extract/go deeper then extract

[winged oasis]

??? arent the missions in-game already extraction shooters

[placid kiln]

its not chaos wastes but hell itll be good enough for me

[south valve]

People glazing Krieg

[sleek harness]

But linear

[stuck crescent]

DID SOMEONE MENTION THE TEST TUB BABIES?

[south valve]

Sorry, I realise I'm pinging you a lot

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I HATE KRIEG

[winged oasis]

some of the maps are already pretty open and multi-directional

[sleek harness]

Not really????

[stuck crescent]

No

[sleek harness]

Having more paths doesn't make it less linear

[solemn siren]

Why do our characters like stairs so much

[stark bobcat]

These stairs go up!

[full dawn]

Your mother was a pox buster and your father was a plague ogryn

[brave slate]

Because the stairs go UP!!

[stuck crescent]

At least I had a mother, krieg test tub baby

[thick coyote]

WE FIGHT FOR THE INNOCENT stairs 🗣️

[sleek harness]

I like to brainwash myself to thinking that this line was said by Bully ogryn and not Bardin

[arctic tapir]

Ahh, A Plague Burster, explodes with the size of an ogryn bomb

[clever horizon]

pox... ogryn? FATSHARK hire this man

[full dawn]

Yes put my dumbass on the team

[nocturne bloom]

True, my dad did indeed make my mother burst

[south valve]

Ignore what everyone else is saying. The update features a dance battle between Brawler ogryn and Wolfer.

[brave slate]

Make it carapace armoured to perfect it

[full dawn]

Mods, just…just execute this guy

[solemn siren]

Boss comes in and explodes, instakilling everyone in radius

[thick coyote]

Gbitf removed
Extra ranged cleave talent added
Across the board readjusts

[sleek harness]

Has triple the health of a boss
Explode when hit
Dies instantly with a big frag explosion

[clever horizon]

what ever happen to wolfer. why does he wear the mask

[rain pilot]

I'm gonna hive scum man

[sleek harness]

Drip

[brave slate]

He's a big guy

[thick coyote]

Problem moebian mask culture

Since you know

[hazy valley]

All Vet abilities got changes, mostly buffs I think

Voice of Command had the Revive Shout node buffed by removing the downsides (no more radius decrease or CD increase) but Voice of Command had its CD changed from 30 to 40 sec

Exe Stance is going from 5 sec to 6 sec baseline and with the Ogryns node it's going from 8 sec to 9 sec

Infiltrate is being buffed from 5 sec to an 8 sec damage buff duration and CD reduced from 45 sec to 40 sec

[sleek harness]

Bad guys usually wear masks

[thick coyote]

They fought Nurgle

[rain pilot]

Heresy

[vapid matrix]

Gbitf?

[thick coyote]

Get back in the fight

No stun on toughness break

[clever horizon]

😩 bane posting is such a throw back

[full dawn]

NOOOOOO

[stuck crescent]

Did anyone actually ever use it?

[karmic vortex]

NO NEW GUNS?

[full dawn]

GBITF WAS GOATED

[stuck crescent]

Cau dy jops

[karmic vortex]

IM GOING TO KILL A HOMELESS PERSON

[fading otter]

Easy Patrick

[full dawn]

WE are going to twin

[karmic vortex]

RIGHT

[thick coyote]

No
Those who did wasted points

[sleek harness]

The 2 (and only) Get Back in The Fight users:

[full dawn]

Pregnant

[thick coyote]

Congratulations on your pregnancy

[full dawn]

[solemn siren]

Who used what

[clever horizon]

🫃 🫄

[south valve]

"Close your jobs"

[clever horizon]

mpreg tone 2 ahh

[full dawn]

CENSOR OFFENSIVE WORDS!!!!

J*b

[south valve]

KARKER

[thick coyote]

It's offensive
For you

[lethal condor]

At first I thought the game was clunky and stuff. But when you get into its a blast

Whats best fov

[thick coyote]

The employed people claimed that word

[clever horizon]

i like 90

[thick coyote]

Negative fov

[karmic vortex]

360

[clever horizon]

what level you at

[lethal condor]

7

[sleek harness]

Are you not level 6

[full dawn]

IM RED NOW

[sleek harness]

Check again

[clever horizon]

damn bro is NOT grinding

[nocturne bloom]

they still calling it red?...

[karmic vortex]

THIS MONTH SUCKS

NO NEW GUNS

[lethal condor]

Not sure it says 7 I restarted tho

[thick coyote]

Why are you red

[south valve]

I hope you're not doing the thing

[sleek harness]

It's red, Lamia

[lethal condor]

I restarted the game is why

[sleek harness]

It's god damn red

[karmic vortex]

AND GW SHITTED ON ON THE STEEL LEGION

[full dawn]

Okay twink, reddish-orange

[sleek harness]

No

Never

[south valve]

Thank you

[thick coyote]

Get shat on Steel Legion

[nocturne bloom]

at least someone got it right

[desert geyser]

Do we have any sneak peeks at the new penance cosmetics we’re gonna get tomorrow

[nocturne bloom]

smh

[south valve]

You've restored me faith in humanity rats

[clever horizon]

are we?

[sleek harness]

Skavens

Dumbass

[full dawn]

Ew gross

[south valve]

What's that word in your pronouns?

[nocturne bloom]

bet

[lethal condor]

Debating between light aim assist or legacy

[desert geyser]

according to tweets

[sleek harness]

Pronouns

[south valve]

It's rat/rodent

[desert geyser]

what are your thoughts on Emperor Karl Franz

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Pronouns

[south valve]

I saw that

[full dawn]

Shh

[thick coyote]

I personally turned it off and never looked back at it

[sleek harness]

Honestly idgaf

[full dawn]

I never use aim assist

[nocturne bloom]

youd gaf? thats so nice

[south valve]

Oh yeah, you're not cool with that kind of stuff

[brave slate]

All rats need to go back to the kitchen and make ratatouille

[sleek harness]

No

[south valve]

If it makes you feel better, he was talking about rats and you're not one

[sleek harness]

Theres this line

You know

Invisible

[south valve]

I get that

[sleek harness]

Only people I know can cross it

[nocturne bloom]

im... less than a rat?

[south valve]

everyone has their boundaries

[sleek harness]

You included of course

I know you for a while

[south valve]

[south valve]

Good god

[brave slate]

Dude turns red and starts spamming cursed stickers

[nocturne bloom]

ofc the furry posts feet

[south valve]

Is there a system where we can bring back his grey role?

[stuck crescent]

I regret having eyes and you are the reason

[stuck crescent]

Twmffat

[sleek harness]

No but theres a system to remove someone from your life

[south valve]

Murder?

[sleek harness]

Yeah but theres another

[south valve]

Arson?

[stuck crescent]

We murdering the furs?

[sleek harness]

That's second

The third is

[south valve]

Rat poison

[nocturne bloom]

[full dawn]

Just praise the Big E I don’t have GIF perms

[sleek harness]

That kills anyone by the way

[south valve]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Thats like

Last on the list

[full dawn]

The Fulgrim files

[south valve]

If I had a nickel for every time I was suddenly introduced to a furry who made jokes that crossed a line, I would have two nickels

which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[full dawn]

Ratio

[sleek harness]

Who's the first by the way

[jagged garnet]

Why is that the first thing I see when I look into this chat-

[south valve]

Not from this server

[stark bobcat]

Average general chat moment

[full dawn]

Damn Sanguinius is here I gotta lock in

[sleek harness]

This isn't average

We usually don't spam you know

[stark bobcat]

people don't understand how to act normal

[sleek harness]

Stickers

[stark bobcat]

everytime I tab into this channel it is

since like 4 months agop

[cobalt lichen]

There really is a lot of furries on this server lmao

[sleek harness]

You just coming in at the wrong moments ngl

[nocturne bloom]

wonder who caused it

[full dawn]

In Warhammer in general honestly. Femboys too. It’s oddly scary

[drowsy lynx]

In a 40k game public server?

[sleek harness]

You spam very little Lamia

[cobalt lichen]

indeed

[south valve]

Felinids:

[sleek harness]

You are alright

[cobalt lichen]

I’ve tried. They all say no

[cobalt lichen]

Why do you even have that

[south valve]

Keep typing

to

make me

[full dawn]

I don’t know man

[south valve]

not

have to look at

this sticker

[full dawn]

Here I gotchu twin

[jagged garnet]

I second this.

[full dawn]

D
X
C
D
D

[sleek harness]

You could awalys just ignore people

That's like

A feature

[cobalt lichen]

We should ban feet from this server.

This includes the unit of measurement

[south valve]

I guess

[sleek harness]

No I mean

[full dawn]

AMERICA🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

[sleek harness]

A actual feature

[south valve]

I know yeah

you can block people

[sleek harness]

Not block

Dumbass

[cobalt lichen]

there’s ignore people too

[south valve]

I think one also contains the other

but I didn't know that

[cobalt lichen]

Block is the uber weapon

[sleek harness]

Ignore is the not red button

[cobalt lichen]

It’s the yellow button

[nocturne bloom]

omg is it blocktide time??

[south valve]

Blockfodder

[sleek harness]

Parrying

[cobalt lichen]

HEAR ME, BLOCKFODDER

[brave slate]

speaking of rocks, will there be absolutely zero ammo/nade spawns in expeditions?

[nocturne bloom]

you are the ammo

[brave slate]

ammo bout to beat your ass

[cobalt lichen]

That was pretty good ngl

[nocturne bloom]

take the b away from beat and ill think about it

[cobalt lichen]

nice

[dire kayak]

mrrrp?

[cobalt lichen]

another furry lmao

[dire kayak]

i love eating

[sleek harness]

Goober

[cobalt lichen]

Eating cats?

[river elbow]

The Lex is the Lex.

[nocturne bloom]

then get to work

[sleek harness]

Zsd to

What

[dire kayak]

skaven

[compact cloak]

Do we know at which time will the uptadte hit?

[sleek harness]

Tomorrow

[cobalt lichen]

another one
cool pfp

[compact cloak]

I meant as in, hour

[sleek harness]

You still going to play with me, Paul and Leanna?

[full dawn]

GIVE ‘EM THE OL’ KASRKIN DOUBLE TAP, PLATE-FACE!

[cobalt lichen]

one of them
Was it not in the trailer?

[river elbow]

Thank you!

[dire kayak]

if im available

[river elbow]

THIS IS THE WILL OF THE LEX!

[sleek harness]

Understood

[south valve]

the Wex is the Wex :3

moving swiftly on.

[sleek harness]

Why the W

[cobalt lichen]

Did you draw it or someone else?
Would like to follow

[sleek harness]

This doesn't make sense

[south valve]

Weird keyboard

[full dawn]

Da wex impewiawis :3

[south valve]

dw about it

[dire kayak]

my beloved thinks felinids are beautiful

[compact cloak]

Nuh uh, just says march 17

[cobalt lichen]

I AM THE LEX

[full dawn]

YOUR ATTENTION, BLOCK-FODDER

[south valve]

I'm glad someone understands me

[cobalt lichen]

guess it’ll be same as the others then

[elder oasis]

Always remember, you are adamant

[south valve]

even if it's

you

[nocturne bloom]

itll drop when it drops

[south valve]

Indeed

[compact cloak]

Probably mid afternoon EU time I guess

[cobalt lichen]

You did

[south valve]

Good sticker

[nocturne bloom]

missus

[cobalt lichen]

they who smelt it dealt it

[full dawn]

We need more scar options smh

[river elbow]

Someone else drew it. I don't have any artistic abilities at all.

[compact cloak]

I need more HAIR options

[elder oasis]

I like when scum yells "i could have been a tithe rat! Hahahaha"

[dire kayak]

lextide

[cobalt lichen]

rip.
I can draw but only specific things lol

[full dawn]

Still really good. I’ve just commissioned my own ref sheet and gave my character purity seal earrings

[cobalt lichen]

Thats metal af

[dire kayak]

give us the option to have our rejects have no skin smhhh

[compact cloak]

I can draw pretty okay-ish. Need to get back to it.

[river elbow]

Nice. I have another commission from them of my Veteran.

[cobalt lichen]

My pfp is based on the Darktide logo.
I like the faded vibes

[full dawn]

Hell yeah

[river elbow]

Nice!

[cobalt lichen]

I was looking to do commission art but i realised I’m too lazy.

[compact cloak]

I will at some point in the future

[cobalt lichen]

Though I am doing some pfp stuff for a few peeps

I mostly draw stuff for game dev reasons

[dire kayak]

should i play veteran, arbi or ogryn?

[brave slate]

Ogryn

[full dawn]

Arbi is probably the easiest class in the game imho

[cobalt lichen]

Arbitrator

[full dawn]

Press target to win

[ornate cliff]

We need more guardsmen for the starch grinder

[cobalt lichen]

Press RT to win

[full dawn]

Corpse starch: even in death, I still am served!

(In a can)

[cobalt lichen]

Read that bit in the Flex Tape guy’s voice

[delicate vapor]

food

[compact cloak]

Wasn't it mostly cannon that it actually is just bugs grinded up? Not usually corpses

[cobalt lichen]

anything goes

[compact cloak]

yah thats fair

[full dawn]

Food is food, I personally enjoy a nice grilled trench rodent

[cobalt lichen]

The mad human disease probably helps their suicidal tendencies and makes better cannon fodder

[brave slate]

Reminds me of the cockroach blocks from snowpiercer

[ornate cliff]

I usually put dirt in the empty cans to feed the ogryns, they can't tell the difference

[cobalt lichen]

W choice of film there

[full dawn]

Elite ball knowledge

[dire kayak]

personally my favourite food is lead

[cobalt lichen]

I like both the show and the film, and that’s not just because I’m the trains kind of autistic

[dire kayak]

but i also enjoy bismuth from time to time

[brave slate]

pencil lead or pipe lead?

[dire kayak]

both

[full dawn]

Of course everyone here is autistic, the fucking diagnoses came free with our Warhammer addiction

[cobalt lichen]

Lead is good, but Asbestos is better

[ornate cliff]

Wasn't it in the snowpiercer book it was dead bodies? I haven't read it in a long time

[cobalt lichen]

I have not yet read the book

[ornate cliff]

Istg I remember reading that

[cobalt lichen]

Doubly so if you’re a warhammer furry

[feral vessel]

Theeen you receive plant hug!

probably like getting strangled by vines but i digress

[dire kayak]

YAAYYYYY

[cobalt lichen]

weird flex but ok

[feral vessel]

ACTUAL ball knowledge

[south valve]

What kind of plant are you?

[ornate cliff]

Prob alovera

[cobalt lichen]

Cheese plant

[feral vessel]

An alien plant! Can't name the exact name because that would put me at risk of being wiped off the face of this earth.

[cobalt lichen]

damn

[south valve]

Oh okay

[cobalt lichen]

w h y

what kind of slaanesh creature are you?

[full dawn]

Jesus I just checked my curios for my first Veteran and…WHAT THE FUCK MADE ME THINK +2 STAMINA WAS USEFUL AS THE MAIN BUFFS

[feral vessel]

Look, if you know, you know; if you don't know, then be glad you don't know.

Just think of me like a Dryad or something.

but from outer space

[full dawn]

Cheese head

[cobalt lichen]

Audrey2 moment

[brave slate]

stamina maxxing is a 200 IQ playstyle

[ornate cliff]

We need to block more hits, need more stam. The shovel protects

[brave slate]

Just try rolling for a +3 stamina curio

[ornate cliff]

I have a +2 wounds curio trust

[feral vessel]

curious that in the server where I can actually talk about the plant thing in my PFP the use of the honorific 'petal' is disallowed..

tell him about the per capita

[full dawn]

My vet is just a brick. I do toughness boost, health boost and corruption resistance or toughness regen speed boost with voice of command and tank hits

[dire kayak]

i like being called that though

[ornate cliff]

Your pfp reminds me of that one mantis skin from marvel rivals

[full dawn]

Gooner

[feral vessel]

nae

ni

[ornate cliff]

Be the gooner not the gooned

[feral vessel]

goonicritos

[full dawn]

Suffer not the Gooner to live

[brave slate]

send them to Goontanamo bay

[unborn sigil]

hey am kinda new to this" did they take off havoc for the new update ?

[brave slate]

yes

[unborn sigil]

oki thank you

[brave slate]

they do it for all major updates

[ornate cliff]

Why would they do this, I need to fight more stimm fueled scab only modifier

[feral vessel]

55 days at gooning

[unborn sigil]

its my first time in the game with new major stuff

kinda exited

[rain pilot]

hello

[visual vortex]

5 nights of gooning

Freddy goonbear

[brave slate]

they're forcing the havoc only crowd to reintegrate with the regular players for the new gamemode

[visual vortex]

Goonie

Goonica

Goony

[ornate cliff]

Gooner and the goonjuice machine

[rain pilot]

coop gooning or competitive gooning?

[visual vortex]

Golden goonbear

[wraith phoenix]

To the gooooooon! 🚀

[ornate cliff]

I will cry and kick my way into maelstrom auric begging for more cbt

[feral vessel]

cooperative gooning?

[rain pilot]

yes

[ornate cliff]

You're a plant you don't goon you pollinate.

[rain pilot]

yup

[ornate cliff]

Gooninate

[feral vessel]

yeah that's right

also probably spores maybe

spits spores at you

[rain pilot]

😩

[ornate cliff]

throws pesticide on your leafs

[feral vessel]

Pesticide doesn't work. Try sulphuric acid, though.

[visual vortex]

Legend of zelda big plant boss

[ornate cliff]

Let's talk about something important, you think ranick and morrow bully Brahms with brain rot?

[visual vortex]

That if tou pour the water on it instantly die

[ornate cliff]

I feel like ranick specifically is a iPad kid

[visual vortex]

Morrow too old to understand what brain rot is

[south valve]

I always come back at the weirdest times

[visual vortex]

And rannick is more methodical in his rage-bait

But zola will

[thick coyote]

WEAPONS UP!
GOON THEM BACK!

[south valve]

Yeah, that's what I mean

[gilded crown]

As far as I’m concerned you are all number one packet sniffers

[visual vortex]

As far as im concerned

Im number one

[ornate cliff]

Zola is to brooding, she's that image of the furry sitting with its back against the log.

[visual vortex]

And you're number 2

As in shit

In fact

[visual vortex]

You're such a loser

[gilded crown]

[visual vortex]

That you'd never get #1 in anything

And not even 2nd place

[gilded crown]

[visual vortex]

Because you are that much of a loser

That you cant even loser correctly

[jaunty path]

Reminder. @feral vessel is a plant. And plants love fertilizer. That will be all.

[visual vortex]

But i still love you

[gilded crown]

Lord of projection

[ornate cliff]

We need a image of rannick mixed with thukuna

[gilded crown]

A new chaos god

[visual vortex]

I always aim for third because i actually like bronze over silver or gold

[feral vessel]

Yes. Fertilize me.

Wait. That sounded horrible.

[visual vortex]

Never speak again

[ornate cliff]

throws weed killer

Have no mercy for the xeno

[limber zealot]

How's it going fellas

[visual vortex]

Sned in the zombies

[limber zealot]

What are we up to

[visual vortex]

The zombies are coming

[abstract wraith]

[visual vortex]

Talking

[limber zealot]

Typically zombies aren't very effective

Especially in this game

We kill like hundreds of them every run

[visual vortex]

I know a very effective zombie

[jaunty path]

Throws manure at you

[visual vortex]

He summons a target

Comes from the sky

And goes YEEEHAW

takes your plant away

[rain pilot]

Missus

Hio

[ornate cliff]

Garden warfare 3 dropping?

[jaunty path]

Hi Joe

[rain pilot]

I am making bacon bits to put on my grilled cheese later

[modest flume]

[visual vortex]

Hi bushman

[modest flume]

Greetings and salutations

[limber zealot]

I'm window shopping for Godzilla merch

[visual vortex]

I have

[limber zealot]

Riveting shit I'm up to

[visual vortex]

About 30 godzilla cards

From a arcade game

[ornate cliff]

I will break into your house and steal the sandwich joe, no amount of rottweiler's can stop

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel chucks more manure at you

[limber zealot]

I have a beanie that says Godzilla on it

And then it says Godzilla a second time but in Japanese

[ornate cliff]

Avg YouTuber merch

[limber zealot]

Rn I'm looking at a sweater that has Gigan on it and a cardigan with Mothra

[visual vortex]

I will never wear a beanie

[limber zealot]

Yeah except this is tuff

[visual vortex]

Bexause rhey are bad for your hair

[abstract wraith]

I want just a giant Gojira figure

[limber zealot]

It completes my brand

[visual vortex]

And i am the only one in my family with thick wavy hair

[limber zealot]

I have long hair and I wear rock T-shirts everywhere

[ornate cliff]

I need a giant wax sculpture of Saul Goodmen

[limber zealot]

The beanie is an essential part of the look

[wide temple]

I just want a pregnant plague ogryn is that too much to ask

[limber zealot]

My hair is super fine

[abstract wraith]

Yeah the beanie would be the complete look

[limpid vigil]

Morrow may be useless to seasoned players however i love him for getting me a golden god roll revolver today for my veteran

[visual vortex]

Beanie didnthat

[south valve]

Something tells me you like Godzilla

[ornate cliff]

[little marten]

🙈

[limber zealot]

No it did not

I promise

[feral vessel]

yum yum yum in my tum
now have more vines to comfortably wrap you in

[visual vortex]

U sure?

[limber zealot]

Fine ≠ thin

[visual vortex]

🤨🕶️🤏

[tired inlet]

I work with a couple of First Nations guys and they can't grow visible beards because of that; it just doesn't show at all.

[limber zealot]

My hair is just naturally like this

[ornate cliff]

Get the catachan the forest is enveloping us again

[visual vortex]

Canr tell difference

[visual vortex]

Sell your hair as a wig for high prices

Cash money

[limber zealot]

My hair is super long

It'd make a great wig

[grizzled plover]

I'm gonna go outside tomorrow killjoys hope nothing bad happens

[limber zealot]

It's like 3 feet long

[modest flume]

I genuinely considered that tbh, my hair grows very thick

[limpid vigil]

Yknow what pissed me off - hand hair. Why tf do i have hair on the back of my fingers.

[visual vortex]

Does ir reach the floor like mine and get all crusty and hard and snap?

Didnt think so

[tired inlet]

better just to donate it; I donate mine to a Childhood Leukemia Foundation non-profit called https://www.wigsforkids.org/

[limber zealot]

Nah not that far

[ornate cliff]

Want the real answer or the funny answer?

[limber zealot]

You need insane hair genetics for floor hair

[limpid vigil]

Both

[limber zealot]

My hair genetics are good but not that good

[visual vortex]

My hair is so long

[jaunty path]

Do you know what that is

[feral vessel]

Uhh..

food?

[elder merlin]

[visual vortex]

It doesnt go past my ipoer neck or eyebrows

[tired inlet]

warmth/cooling

[limber zealot]

I'd send a picture but that shit ain't allowed in gen

[visual vortex]

Because i dont actually like long hair

[limpid vigil]

Also does anybody wanna switch with me and my regrow entire beard in 3 days genes

[ornate cliff]

Real: hair is a cushion and it stops force from fully going into your bones

Funny: it's the roots coming out of your skin

[elder merlin]

What the fuck is that profile picture

[visual vortex]

I like it if it's on women because it makes them bery pretty

Not on men tho

[limpid vigil]

I don't like em

[ornate cliff]

That too

[visual vortex]

Then it gets weird and cristy

[visual vortex]

They said my fish pfp made me a scalie

[limber zealot]

No it doesn't tf😭

[dire kayak]

i want long hair so bad,,,,

[limber zealot]

What kinda men are you kicking it with???

[visual vortex]

And id rather get consciously castrated than be called a furry or a scalie

So i changed it

[visual vortex]

Every man here with long hair looks awful

[limpid vigil]

Having a beard is cool untill ya start overheating and showing more acne and zits due to trapped oils

[limber zealot]

Alright one sec

[ornate cliff]

I will now call you a therian because I want to

[limber zealot]

I gotta do something about this slander

[tired inlet]

An Innsmouth man if I ever knew one

[limber zealot]

This is ridiculous

[limpid vigil]

Curse you god for giving me depressed 25 year old face at 19

[abstract wraith]

I haven't seen many men with long hair that look terrible

[visual vortex]

I have

More than good ones

🫩

[tired inlet]

lead does that.

[tired compass]

guys, when is the update coming tomorrow?

[little marten]

It was the night before update and all was sound

[visual vortex]

Tomorrow

[tired inlet]

Not today

[ornate cliff]

I wish I didn't have a Norwood scale of 67, I used to have great hair when I was younger

[tired inlet]

Tomorrow

[limpid vigil]

Sorry to say but i'm lead free. Microplastics however...

[steep patrol]

Can anyone remind me, does playing with friends on higher difficulty than a newly character can select on its own progress difficulty unlocking?

[tired inlet]

heavy metals like lead are also found in vapes 'n shit like that.

[limpid vigil]

Don't vape

[visual vortex]

I wish i was a little bit baller i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i had a girl and i would call her

[limpid vigil]

Mum used to be a heavy smoker if that can count

[ornate cliff]

No you still gotta go through the stupid progression

[limpid vigil]

But that's post my birth

[visual vortex]

I would never smoke

[tired inlet]

fuck yeah Skee-lo

[little marten]

Sick juuls bro

[visual vortex]

I an a prime example of lead poisoning and bad decisions tho

[ornate cliff]

My mom told me when I was young I had a high lead count than the other kids

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-XH92Wie0U

[ornate cliff]

It's why I'm a Warhammer fan now

[modest flume]

How are you?

[visual vortex]

I am good

How about urself

[limpid vigil]

My mom used to have this old tile fireplace. She threw all her used smokes there. Never wanted to do something LESS after seeing and cleaning that out

[little marten]

https://youtu.be/GXovmzjR5UI?si=SGXnv0PRoSdvciHs

[visual vortex]

L4d2 smoker cough

[ornate cliff]

I'd lick the tarry soot off the walls

[feral vessel]

what..

[limpid vigil]

I still have the old tiles. Want em?

[limber zealot]

Sent a pic of myself in Xbox chat

[visual vortex]

My brother does the l4d2 smoker cough

Wait there's an xbox chat?

[limber zealot]

Yes right underneath this one

[visual vortex]

Really?

[limber zealot]

Ah shit

You need the Xbox role

[limpid vigil]

Also it took 2-3 120liter trashbags to get rid of the cigarrete boxes alone

[limber zealot]

Or else you can't see it

Fuck me

[visual vortex]

Yeah

I dont yse xbox

I play on the 3ds

[limber zealot]

I'll just DM you the picture then

[limpid vigil]

She's doing much better now and is healthier than ever

[limber zealot]

I didn't know they had that...

[modest flume]

Honestly? Pretty good, thank you

[visual vortex]

It's really good

It's so immersive

Especially when yoy enable 3D mod

It rlly feels like the poxers at smacking ur ass with a club

[limber zealot]

I seriously don't get why we can't have images in gen chat it's annoying ash

Literally every other chat

[visual vortex]

A bunch of people posted porn

[little marten]

WHY DOES XBOX GET A SECRET CHAT?!?!?

[visual vortex]

🫩

[limber zealot]

Yeah I really have no clue

[little marten]

FIRST THEY GET 20K BONUS AQUILLAS NOW THEY GET A CHAT

[limber zealot]

Go give yourself the Xbox role

[visual vortex]

Wait how do i get more roles

[wraith phoenix]

Bruh, we got 20K Aquila’s?

[visual vortex]

We gotcthe 21st set

Well only some of us

[tired inlet]

it's a hidden box to store their racial slurs.

[little marten]

That set was 100% gonna be in the next update

[limber zealot]

Shit I honestly don't know

[wraith phoenix]

I mean I never bought on Xbox I only played it there through gamepass

[timber elk]

WAAAAAAAAIT

[visual vortex]

Fatshark knew that if i got the fit id be too powerful

[limber zealot]

Usually there's a chat for roles specifically

[timber elk]

Xbox chat gets access to photos!?

[little marten]

Can’t remember the exact amount but the Xbox special edition got wildly more aquillas than the steam special edition

[limpid vigil]

What was the ttp?

[dire kayak]

im feeling a sudden craving for lamb

[visual vortex]

Ttp?

[limber zealot]

Yeah

[brave slate]

They should bring back the kinect and make a kinect version

[limber zealot]

Oh wait I found it

[wraith phoenix]

Table top porn?

[limber zealot]

It's at the very top of the channel list

[timber elk]

bonks em

[little marten]

Why is there no pc chat

[tired inlet]

I had a shaved lamb gyro and some chicken schwarma at this lebanese place Friday; it was pretty great,

[little marten]

With pictures

[wraith phoenix]

Ur in it

[timber elk]

mega bonks em

[limpid vigil]

Time to penis. How long it takes for someone to display a dick somewhere if they can

[wraith phoenix]

[timber elk]

I don’t think anyone is THAT stupid here

[tired inlet]

Well the world record is the port-o-potty walls of a USMC shitter, I'll tell you that much. It was like quantum entanglement.

[limpid vigil]

Somebody was that's why i'm asking

[visual vortex]

It's an internet thing

[wraith phoenix]

They eat crayons 🖍️

[timber elk]

I posted a picture of my lamb character if anyone wants to see

[little marten]

Sure

Where

Not Xbox chat I hope

[timber elk]

Xbox chat

[tired inlet]

and given a canvas, will draw a dick; it's like somewhere in Parris Island they all contract that disease from SuperBad

[limpid vigil]

@timber elk this is what i'm referring to

[limber zealot]

I sent pictures of the Godzilla merch I'm going to burn money buying

[visual vortex]

I posted a 1 to 1 recreation of the mona lisa in the 3DS chat btw guys

[timber elk]

Oh ._.

[limber zealot]

Shit that's cool

[visual vortex]

Ikr

[tired inlet]

nah, 3DS doesn't have the proper resolution; so it's not 1:1

[visual vortex]

No i painted it

And posted it in the 3DS channel

[south valve]

Hi

[wraith phoenix]

🗣️

[visual vortex]

Hi

We 3DS players will NOT be suppressed anymore

[tired inlet]

that room in the Louvre is really fascinating if you ever go

[wraith phoenix]

[tired inlet]

because it's a small picture in the back wall, and opposite is the largest thing they have in the museum and it is just....awe inspiring how big this painting is

[visual vortex]

I find it funny that the world has evolved to concern itself about tech-related hacks and theft and devolved in basic burglary

[tired inlet]

and you have all these fukken goobers crowding around to take a picture of the most photographed painting in the world

[visual vortex]

The DIA main room

I think it was the ceiling and the walls

Big paimting honoring Michigan

Very pretty

Licked it

[limber zealot]

The Detroit Institute of Arts?

[visual vortex]

Tasted old

[limpid vigil]

I wanna go to the louvre just for the hirohiko araki exhibit

[tired inlet]

it was some looney tunes heist shit. I know. I saw those Jewels in July and it happened a month and change later and I remarked to the wife that statistically we were some of the last people to ever see them

[limber zealot]

Are you thinking of the Diego Rivera Court?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Detroit has three styles of architecture

Gothic

[limber zealot]

Where it's the giant painting showing a bunch of workers and shit like that

[visual vortex]

Roman

Abandoned

[visual vortex]

I think

[limber zealot]

Hey we have Art Deco too

[visual vortex]

I like old fashioned stuff

I hope grave-robbing picks up again

[limber zealot]

And we're slowly phasing out the abandoned style

[visual vortex]

Nah tje abaondoned style still here

We the rustbelt