general-chat

[teal token]

[nimble salmon]

Can’t believe i used to have short hair

[amber delta]

the other tomorrow

[teal token]

Hello comrade Gamer Nurgler

[green vector]

[nimble salmon]

Where’s the suspenders and red doc martins?

[fallen tree]

i shaved off my long hair because it became summer, and its like 40c at times

[hushed cipher]

Tomorrow is my today so is it today or tomorrow's today?

[south valve]

I think it depends on the person

[nimble salmon]

Ay man im just telling the truth

[somber stream]

Trade mine picture for yours

[little marten]

SALUTATIONS BROTHER

[green vector]

nah you coping

[nimble salmon]

A lion needs to have his maine

[little marten]

Red shoes I’m not Epstein soz

[nimble salmon]

British Skinheads used to wear red docs

[marsh iris]

i didnt take any when i had it long, quite hobo-esque

[little marten]

Ohhhh!!!

[somber stream]

FOR SHAME

[little marten]

My dad was one of them for a while I think lol

[nimble salmon]

Unkempt

[teal token]

Do we have any leak cosmetics?

[nimble salmon]

No

[wooden creek]

Nothing outside of what we've seen in the content creator videos

[hushed cipher]

Arbites got some cosmetic— nvm.

[amber delta]

spongebob cosmetics for hive scum

[hushed cipher]

[somber stream]

Keep the beard and the round glasses

[marsh iris]

and i dont trust the barbers for anything long hair

[little marten]

Why watch videos and spoil the 3 different poi’s ?!?!

[somber stream]

Visit a salon if you have long hair

[nimble salmon]

Just don’t cut it and let it grow?

[fallen tree]

if you have long hair go to a salon not a barber

[teal token]

Poi poi?

[nimble salmon]

To be fair i have godly hair genetics…

[little marten]

I share the same barber as a pop star who lives somewhat locally

[south valve]

I’m trying to go in blind

[nimble salmon]

A good one?

[marsh iris]

my follicles make it wavy but turns it to mushroom when long

[south valve]

Other than weapon patches

[hushed cipher]

I'm growing my hair out too tbh

[somber stream]

50 quids for a trim job?

[little marten]

Eh an ok

[little marten]

Nah he only charges me £25

[nimble salmon]

How long?

[somber stream]

In this economy?

Impossible

[little marten]

He knows I don’t have a clue or give a shit about hair so he just jokes with me

[nimble salmon]

Im debating to grow it down to my butt

[slim flicker]

i'm in the kark of it

[nimble salmon]

20€ minimum 25€ max

[hushed cipher]

Probably till like my shoulderblades

[marsh iris]

i did try tie a ponytail at the back topside with the bottom just flow out, kinda cool i guess

[nimble salmon]

Everybody knows

[sleek harness]

Talking about economy–

[fallen tree]

got a bowl and scissors? haircut could be free y'all just missing out

[nimble salmon]

Already past that point…

[south valve]

Are you into like the most metal of death metal or something, by chance?

[little marten]

I enjoy long hair but no one every talks about how much you accidentally eat it

[fallen tree]

if the mullet is coming back, so will the bowl cut

[sleek harness]

How would you rate your haircuts

[marsh iris]

give me the eccliarchsy hairdo

[somber stream]

Haircut for REAL men

[nimble salmon]

You know… nirvana is so heavy…

Jk

[nimble salmon]

Real men don’t get haircuts

[dire kayak]

hoouugghhh

[sleek harness]

100? That's chinese rating

[somber stream]

The floor after everytime you shower:

[sleek harness]

Goober

Tomorrow

[nimble salmon]

True

[nimble salmon]

Not really but i dig the look

[fallen tree]

my hair used to be down to my mid back but yeah, too much maintenance

[south valve]

Fair

[dire kayak]

i knowwww expeditions tomorrowwww

[fallen tree]

and its so hot..

[astral basin]

The edge of the tub, plotting:

[marsh iris]

the fringes digging through my eyeballs

[little marten]

Yeah it’s embarrassing when someone comes to my desk in the office and there’s hair all over it

[hushed cipher]

Whp up expeditioning

[little marten]

But I guess that’s probably quite common

[sleek harness]

I was more interested on ogryn weapon buffs

[somber stream]

I did principle browning cosplay with my hair once

Think it's safe to share

[dire kayak]

im gonna play expeditions so much

[visual vortex]

I am

Glossing wood

Rn

[nimble salmon]

I’m getting called trans a lot since Ive grown out my hair is that a good or bad thing?

[fallen tree]

[astral basin]

I remember gagging myself every time i had to draw out a half swallowed hair

[little marten]

Mmmrgh 🫦

[sleek harness]

Skully do you play Half Sword

[astral basin]

Half… huh?

[fallen tree]

depends on if you identify, first of all

[little marten]

Also wtf when long hair goes like deep in ur ear and u gotta pull it out

[hushed cipher]

It is never safe.

[little marten]

I don’t wanna deafen myself because I’ve emerged from a swimming pool to shake my head and reveal my glistening abbs only for the hair to accidentally go in my ear and burst my ear drum wtf

[nimble salmon]

I mean maybe im a dude idk

[amber delta]

how does it make you feel

[astral basin]

Looks like chivalry for dueling fanatics

[fallen tree]

im trans aligning somewhat, but im comfortable as i am. if it makes you uncomfortable then its not good

[somber stream]

I lost it...

[fallen tree]

but if it doesnt bother you its fine

[little marten]

What does trans aligning mean

[astral basin]

Never had that happen
Is what wax is for

[amber delta]

what is trans aligning

[little marten]

Probably because I scratch my head like a monkey on speed

[fallen tree]

im trans but im not going out of my way to change myself. its just an internal inspection i guess

idk i didnt expect to explain it

[hushed cipher]

Also if I am somehow online and living in the moment, I can be pinged for games it'd most likely be this time or a few hours earlier.

[little marten]

So like you just say “I’m -other gender-“ and that’s that?

[fallen tree]

no ill say im a man, i take the path of least resistance

[nimble salmon]

I mean if it interpret it right it means i look feminine, which is to be fair pretty nice

[little marten]

Ohhh you feel closer to a woman but make peace with being identified as a man?

[fallen tree]

yeah thats a good way to describe it

[dire kayak]

lynxie

[fallen tree]

i dont really articulate it at all so i dont really think about explaining it 🤔

[little marten]

Good on you; it sucks that’s the way things are but I think it shows great self confidence and esteem to exist as so

[fallen tree]

it was way worse a decade ago but as im older i made peace, and im good

[tawdry edge]

Haiii

[tawdry edge]

Same boat here
Probably why i chose to label myself as gender fluid

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Principal brown pic is gone for some reason, but i did kept the Geralt hairstyle

[fallen tree]

yeah so id say its fine! its not making you feel something negative so rock it

[little marten]

Ahhh that makes sense

[nimble salmon]

Man i wish i could be a femboy but I’m just not built for that

[fallen tree]

is ur hair dyed in that pic

[fallen tree]

or do you have black hair naturally

[amber delta]

what is gender fluid

some gay bar drink?

[little marten]

Respect the trailblazers 🙏

[dire kayak]

mrrrrp :3

[somber stream]

I have natural black hair

My mother is Asian

[fallen tree]

if i was born later, i would totally be on this train

ohh ok

[tawdry edge]

Someone who seemingly changes gender identities when they feel like it (basically)
They can go from male presenting to female presenting on the whim

[sleek harness]

Game about beating some one with medieval weapons and equipment

[tawdry edge]

Mrrrrreow :3

[little marten]

I think we should all try to be a bit gender fluid these days tbh

[green vector]

yeah no

[sleek harness]

No

[little marten]

🎣 INCELS TRAPPED

[amber delta]

so if sometimes I dress like man and sometimes woman I am gender fluid

[sleek harness]

Be gender fluid, I will not

[astral basin]

I advocate body modding
I also advocate medical wellness
Just bc it can be done doesn’t mean its safe. Or even properly scienced out to reach the goal properly.

[brave slate]

If gender fluid exists is there gender solid and gender gas?

[amber delta]

I am gender plasma

[sleek harness]

Gender solid is any gender you choose

[somber stream]

Damn, i want to be gender plasma as well

[tawdry edge]

I think we should try to be less label based in life

Just be who you are, dress how you feel like it

The concept of genders is kinda stupid tbh, and gender rules are even worse

[fallen tree]

im gender gassy all the time tbh

[astral basin]

I looked it up
“Looks like chivalry for duelists”

[little marten]

I just meant like when I say ‘hey gurllll’ I shouldn’t be made to feel like I’d get beat up in a pub

[sleek harness]

Don't say that...

[fallen tree]

brrrap

[little marten]

Yeah actually that’s probably the ideal outcome

[sleek harness]

Also it had a unoptimized launch open beta

[little marten]

Embrace some femininity, I put together an autumnal flower arrangement 4 years ago and it’s been in our bedroom ever since (fake flowers ofc)

[tawdry edge]

Worst feeling possible is having to keep being male presenting while not feeling like it in public

[astral basin]

Oof

[sleek harness]

Can't be a furry 24/7 can you

[fallen tree]

fake flowers are so good, i have a spring boquet and its just nice that it lasts

[little marten]

Yeah I don’t know why we haven’t gotten some more over the years

[somber stream]

Get some British Lavender for your bedroom

[fallen tree]

i should buy a set for all seasons

[somber stream]

Smell goooooood

[hushed cipher]

British rose

[sleek harness]

Ultra Winter Perfume
Smells like dead branches

[tawdry edge]

Some people can, I don't because I'm not entirely into the furry community
Still have to commission how my fursona looks like

[fallen tree]

i like those scent sticks you leave in oil and just lets off scent

[astral basin]

Its dumb to say gender has no divide in physicality.
But the concept of gender roles is dumb too

[sleek harness]

Which animal is it

[somber stream]

Authentic, they stab you if you're not careful, just like the real thing!

[fallen tree]

peak. id also get one that smells like straight up moss

[sleek harness]

I think thats most perfumes on the market ngl

[little marten]

Sent in zealot chat

[visual vortex]

Male and female genders are equal because they balance out each other's negatives 🧠

[dire kayak]

i know the struggle

[astral basin]

Moss. The mold of the plant world

[sleek harness]

Eat the moss

[somber stream]

Guys, let's put 5 minutes aside to collectively clean our camera lenses lol

[little marten]

No

[visual vortex]

Why

[sleek harness]

Hello [PERSON I DON'T KNOW NAME]

How your day

[somber stream]

BLUR

[hushed cipher]

You're about to get stabbed

[lyric frigate]

pretty goood

augh

[dire kayak]

i don't have a camera so im gonna clean my eyeballs instead

with a toothbrush

[lyric frigate]

relatively chill week coming up

[sleek harness]

Your vision are camera that are upside down

Literally

Your brain just sees it right

[visual vortex]

I have a chem test this week and a project due tomirrow

[lyric frigate]

oh rip

i had like

3 exams last week alone

my school is always like this

[visual vortex]

I get all As so i can tank exams

[lyric frigate]

1 week of relative chillness followed up by HELL

[hushed cipher]

Why'd you react that. @somber stream

[tawdry edge]

Was thinking between spider, snake, centipede or bat

[hushed cipher]

[visual vortex]

Ive had a chem test every two weeks

[dire kayak]

do bat

[somber stream]

I had lunch not too long ago

[tawdry edge]

I feel like blowing up some times

[dire kayak]

bats are cute

[somber stream]

Was expressing my fullness

[hushed cipher]

Oh I see

[tawdry edge]

[dire kayak]

me too,,,,

[hushed cipher]

Understandable have a great day

[fair bridge]

engine light came on

[somber stream]

You too, have a good one

[dire kayak]

im in your engine

[tawdry edge]

[sleek harness]

I think bat is the only one who was made into countless fursonas

Make it a centipede

[tawdry edge]

Uhmmm

Centipedes would be more hard to imagine a design I think though they could look way more creepy

[lethal condor]

Dose it matter what order i do mission im kinds confused on the order of there's even a order

[little marten]

Caterpillar fursona

[amber delta]

incest woman

[green vector]

no

[jagged garnet]

Hungry hungry caterpillar

[fallen tree]

moth fursona peak

[dire kayak]

and id probably be terrified of it

[tawdry edge]

Literally me,,,

[clever horizon]

nope you can have multiple campaig missions available at once

[jagged garnet]

Just look up the centipede from James and the Giant Peach movie.

[visual vortex]

🤨🕶️🤏

[tawdry edge]

Good ! >:3
I love creepy/horrifying designs

[sleek harness]

You could awalys make a girl wearing a centipede themed clothes

I think some people consider thoses furrys

Somehow

[jagged garnet]

That character design is pretty cool

[dire kayak]

no like i have entomophobia

[tawdry edge]

Nope

[tawdry edge]

Ahw

[visual vortex]

Insects arent supposed to look cute

No animals are

[tawdry edge]

Will do

[sleek harness]

Is it the fear of bugs?

Legs?

[tawdry edge]

Eeeeh nah

Looks very mid

[dire kayak]

fear of insects

[sleek harness]

Bugs then

[visual vortex]

I like toe-biter buts

Bugd

[tawdry edge]

Unfortunate, insects are so cool

[visual vortex]

No

[sleek harness]

Random question

[jagged garnet]

It’s great

[visual vortex]

All bugs are insects

[sleek harness]

Do yall fear frogs?

[visual vortex]

But not all insects are bugs

Isopt

[tawdry edge]

I dream of having a spider when I live by myself

[visual vortex]

Idiot

[tawdry edge]

Why
Theyre chill as hell

[visual vortex]

No because my skin oil can kill them

[sleek harness]

I am sure a single apartment have at least 30 spiders living in it

[tawdry edge]

Tbh it looks like a scary designs for a kids movie but I'd like something that crawled from Silent Hill

[jagged garnet]

Mmm fair enough

[sleek harness]

Lore dump about but my family fears them

[tawdry edge]

I mean a pet spider
Find myself really wanting a Tarantula as a pet, but they're expensive asfuck

[delicate vapor]

Nope

[sand monolith]

Is the darktide new mode coming out today or tommorow

[tawdry edge]

They're stupid
Case closed

[visual vortex]

Is today the 17th globally?

[untold kraken]

tomorrow!!!!

[dire kayak]

AAAAGAGGH IM SO EXCITED

[sleek harness]

So when I was young and there was a frog that entered my house, my family would ask me to pick it up and take it to the close forest we have here

[dire kayak]

[tawdry edge]

Why are you so excited frien

[fallen tree]

big spiders are fine

its the small ones u gotta worryt about

[dire kayak]

expeditions tomorrowww

[sand monolith]

Thank you kind souls

[tawdry edge]

Depends
Jumping spiders are cute and chill

[fallen tree]

well im from aus, so im thinking redback so

🤔

[sleek harness]

I will kill them the same

[tawdry edge]

Oh
Nice
Excited for today tbh

[visual vortex]

I dont get the fear over spiders

[tawdry edge]

Fair
I barely kill them, I just pick em up and move them somewhere else

[visual vortex]

When i smash them with my fish they turn into a twitching pile of goop regardless of size

[tired inlet]

telling my class about the Domino's Pizza Hatsune Miku App and the commercial from 2013 is always fun.

[visual vortex]

I hate dominos for their ads

[amber delta]

why do you beat spiders with fish

[visual vortex]

Fuck them

[tawdry edge]

...Sure

[visual vortex]

It's funny

[sleek harness]

I thought you would react differently

[grim galleon]

Can't wait for tomorrow to play expeditions

[sand monolith]

Is it at a certain time? Do they have to take servers offline

[tawdry edge]

Theres a difference from fear and phobia
The fear usually comes from their appearance

[blazing shadow]

is the double barrel shotgun the worst gun on the game?¿

[little marten]

Fast read that as anus 💀

[sleek harness]

No

[untold kraken]

I estimate whenever the havoc countdown is up so I estimate in about 24 hours from now considering server restarts/updates

[sleek harness]

Next question

[untold kraken]

maybe 6 am est if we are lucky

[green vector]

ye

[blazing shadow]

what's the build that make it look viable

[tawdry edge]

I'm kinda chill today, normally I'd say some atrocious stuff

[fallen tree]

i also live there

[dire kayak]

im going to miku expo

[sleek harness]

Killing everything with gun

[sweet field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686899565558890547/820114567354908682/image0.gif

[sleek harness]

Let me guess, you would say something about me mother

[visual vortex]

Doesnt scare me when it's dead

[blazing shadow]

so no

ok

[visual vortex]

Only time spiders scare me are when they get the jump on me

[tawdry edge]

Not I'd probably tell you to kill yourself

[visual vortex]

Like if i dont expect one crawling up my leg in the shower like the pervert it is

[sand monolith]

Thank you

[sleek harness]

You know this is more preferable yeah

One more to the suicide threat level

[untold kraken]

WAIT! I just saw a spark in the warp “DELAYED”

[fallen tree]

i got a fear of snakes because i almost got bit by a venomous one as a kid, and heights because why tf am i up this high

[blazing shadow]

u look like idiots using words like that to insult people that u don't know fucking kids

[bitter matrix]

Maybe if we ask John fatshark nicely we can get the update today

[visual vortex]

Grab it behind the neck

Done

[sleek harness]

Why are you using u instead of you

[fallen tree]

as a 5 year old, in a pool, while its swimming

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

To piss u off

[fallen tree]

if only

[blazing shadow]

uggg is that time

[visual vortex]

Uppercut

[tawdry edge]

Using what words

[sleek harness]

Suicide

Became a trendy insult in the kids lately

[zealous viper]

oh neat yarrick is alive

[tawdry edge]

More. MOAR!!!
500. KYS. MESSAGES.

[sleek harness]

Sorry ma'am theres a limit

[tawdry edge]

Hasn't it always?
I've heard it while growing up a lot and I've said it myself lmao

[sleek harness]

1 per year

And it goes down every day

[little marten]

Killing yourself is an important step in the heroes journey

[fallen tree]

[little marten]

Rebirth and the stone follow

[fallen tree]

heroes journey mentioned

[tawdry edge]

Isn't that the concept of "killing the old you"?
Thats not the same as suicide

[sleek harness]

Rebirth animes suck

[little marten]

Yeah but I’m adapting it to my shitpost

[fallen tree]

they do. so do isekai

[visual vortex]

I dont watch anime

[amber delta]

when you kill the old you you actually kill the young you

[little marten]

On my heroes journey I had to kill the old, not liking olives me, to re-emerge as a stronger, more experienced and olive liking individual

[tawdry edge]

Depends

[tawdry edge]

Shounens once again showing their superiority

[fallen tree]

thats cool. my heroes journey started off with me meeting my old mentor old ben

[marsh iris]

this Blight medieval zombie survival ngl looks interesting

[visual vortex]

The only animes i have ever watched were ponyo

[tawdry edge]

Ben 10 plot

[visual vortex]

And the one with the deaf chick and that one dude

[somber stream]

Wishlist

[visual vortex]

Ive been watxhing that game since it was first teased

[fallen tree]

i hope not, but i havent seen. but maybe star wars and ben10 have something in common im unaware of

[somber stream]

We're getting some maiden with this one

[visual vortex]

Im worried about the publisher

Same people that made dbd

[tawdry edge]

Ben 10 eventually meets his future self who teaches him shit so... maybe?

[willow zodiac]

Watched a video that explains how the rejects could probably square up with space marines; The gaslighting kind of worked???

[visual vortex]

Plasma gun and kraks:

[tawdry edge]

The rejects fight enemies that in lore kill space marines by just existing near them

Plus space marines aren't invencible/immortal

[marsh iris]

they dropped Henry in the middle of the plague 😔

[kindred grotto]

if the marine is wearing his helmet and isn't grey or black maybe we have a shot

[tawdry edge]

Guns and explosives can and will kill them

[kindred grotto]

a marine without a helmet is wearing plot armor instead

[tawdry edge]

Marines have died to very stupid shit
Like spears, traps, bow-and-arrows

[visual vortex]

They put henry in new york 🫩🙏

[willow zodiac]

A lot of people like to believe the contrary tbh lmfao

[tawdry edge]

Because they don't understand that space marines aren't that smart or strong
Most of the time is because some characters are the exception

[visual vortex]

In the table top

[tawdry edge]

The average marine isn't living beyond maybe 100 years

[visual vortex]

A decent shot from a guardsman can kill a space marine over time

[tawdry edge]

They can die from primitive weapons and traps if decently set up/a good shot

[obtuse oak]

A veteran guardsman with a plasma rifle, a psyker, an ogryn, and a zealot with a thunder hammer absolutely have enough fire- and psychic power between them to kill a space marine. Or a small number of them, if the circumstances are fortuitous. That's not even outlandish by tabletop or lore standards. They just can't be named or helmetless marines because those have plot armor.

[fallen tree]

ahh the ol vietcong spike trap

[tawdry edge]

It is hard but humans could literally 1v1 a marine in melee

Its just very hard but not impossible

[visual vortex]

Totally

Yeah

You know what

Sure

[willow zodiac]

Okay, so named and helmetless marines would have an edge whereas it's more than likely the rejects could just kill a helmetless one got it

[tawdry edge]

Even the plot characters some times recognize some humans are just that tough and maybe would be good opponents

[obtuse oak]

yeah that sounds about right.

[visual vortex]

Put a normal guy against a man in fucking armor that can run faster than he can react and make him go insane by it and he'll win

[obtuse oak]

also don't underestimate ogryns. if they can get their hands on the marine, they can tear them limb from limb with their bare hands. or suplex a chaos terminator and break their neck.

both things that have actually happened in the books lol

[tawdry edge]

Commissar Cain literally killed a khornate berserker in melee

[last scarab]

YARRIK’S BACK

[dire kayak]

our ogryns may have silly personalities, but they are actual monsters in reality

[visual vortex]

That's cuz it's a heretic marije

[tawdry edge]

Ogryn's are just dumber but they're more tough and stronger than space marines

[visual vortex]

Wish they leaned into that more

[tawdry edge]

An ogryn can win by pure strength

[visual vortex]

Not in darktide tho

[delicate vapor]

Na na na boo boo

[last scarab]

Ogryn’s are a lot stronger than space marines

[obtuse oak]

space marines don't win battles by 1v1 superior power anyway, their biggest strength is their flawless cooperation as a squad

[tawdry edge]

Silence moid

[last scarab]

We’re just dumb

[delicate vapor]

Nope

[visual vortex]

We NEED a slap over picking up a heretic and crushing their skull

[obtuse oak]

if you want a peerless solo warrior, you should pick a custodes.

[tawdry edge]

Some can survive on their own but they're the exception and not the majority of marines

[austere thorn]

Tomorrow it begins

[elder merlin]

My Ogryn needs a quad barreled heavy plasma gun

[kindred grotto]

the thing about the veteran is they survived fighting, not a lot of guardsman doing that

[austere thorn]

I’m excited ngl

[blazing shadow]

Is there any Orgryn squad with power armor or something like that?

[visual vortex]

That's why he's the best

[tawdry edge]

Yeah

[austere thorn]

Being a vet is amazing ngl

[obtuse oak]

yeah veteran guardsmen are crazy dangerous. if you look at the list of achievements of the main characters of the tanith first and only, whew

[tawdry edge]

Enforces use abhumans a lot

Sooo

[kindred grotto]

living through more than one fight is like a 1000x threat multiplier

[austere thorn]

Most die twent minuets after deployment

[tawdry edge]

Like that old guardsman who fooled a possessed word bearer and exploded him

[last scarab]

One Darktide Ogryn could probably solo a space marine. They’re faster and smarter than they are in the books

[tawdry edge]

[obtuse oak]

colonel-commissar ibram gaunt and his squad of most trusted soldiers ambushed and killed a squad of chaos space marines without a single casualty on a chaos-occupied planet

[austere thorn]

40k is so disgusting for a normal person

Even the basic weapons

Are god damn broken

[last scarab]

Normal lasgun firing rounds similar to a .50 BMG

[kindred grotto]

40k lore be like THIS ANCIENT WEAPON CAN INVOKE TESTICULAR TOSION ON ANYONE WITHIN 500 KILOMETERS

[austere thorn]

Large ammunition no weight ammo , laser weapon . And they do nothing to anything big

[austere thorn]

It also makes them relive all their bad memories for eternity

[tawdry edge]

Dont forget

[amber delta]

40k power scaling is just whatever they need to make the main character win

[austere thorn]

Like ngl . I can see why guardsmen throw themselves like their dispensable

The average human

[tawdry edge]

Lasguns can be recharged by laying packs over a campfire

[austere thorn]

Can’t do anything

[delicate vapor]

Vhat

[tawdry edge]

Which is insane to think

[austere thorn]

Space marines barely do anything lmao 😂

[last scarab]

Or by sunlight

[tawdry edge]

Yup

[tawdry edge]

They do a lot but its because their numbers are so divided and they're dedicated to more specific tasks

The average fight is done by the average dude and gal abroad the galaxy

[kindred grotto]

A plasma gun will still turn a regular marine into a regular marine with a half meter wide hole in their torso

[last scarab]

Plasma guns are broken in universe

[tawdry edge]

Or better yet
Hold a grenade and rush towards the marine

[kindred grotto]

that's why they gotta make em explode so much

[tawdry edge]

It WILL kill you both

[blazing shadow]

Are melta gun as standarized on the space marine arsenal than plasma guns?

[tawdry edge]

Melta guns are situational to the task at hand but they're included on a chapters arsenal

[blazing shadow]

cause seems even moore broken

[tawdry edge]

Plasma guns are better because they're versatile

[kindred grotto]

now the inquisitor that decided to go in with buckshot, he's screwed

you might chip some paint

[tawdry edge]

Meltas are chosen if you want to decimate stuff like a dreadnought's hull, a tank or heavy targets

[tawdry edge]

Actually projectile weapons are still a thing in 40k but they're usually vehicle mounted
So they're actually dangerous

[fading otter]

Watching the single majoris warrior tank 4 multi melta shots that are supposed to destroy tanks hurts

[kindred grotto]

and you might win with a thunder hammer provided you don't get punted like a rabid chiquaua while trying to take your swing

[tawdry edge]

Tyranids are tough and also adapt to shit
Its not out of the realm of possibility

Also tyranids warriors are just built like that

[last scarab]

Ogryn distraction for thunder hammer stealth zealot

[austere thorn]

Space marine two magoris are on crack lmao

[tawdry edge]

Thunderhammers are such a goated weapon

If you have a experienced fighter with one he will take EVERYTHING out

[tawdry edge]

It's stated that the fleet that is presented on the game are adapting faster than average

They adapted to the virus bomb in less than 6 hours

[austere thorn]

6 hours??

Bruh how do you fight that?

Honestly war of attrition vs tyranids is so cancer

[tawdry edge]

Yeah
On story mode after you kill the carnifex and go back to the barge, 2 mechanicus priests are examining the body

And they state that the hivemind adapted to it faster than other cycles

[blazing shadow]

Not to mention an Astartes killing Carnifex, that look weird

[austere thorn]

Yeah I remember at the beginning now lmao 😂

[delicate vapor]

[austere thorn]

The story was fun and bad ass

I rly got the feeling of

[tawdry edge]

Not really
3 marines could coordinate an attack on a carnifex

[austere thorn]

wtf is the point of this

[tawdry edge]

Especially because they're already knowledgeable on the creatures pattern and weakness

[austere thorn]

My brothers die , I face hordes on hordes and kill thousands and it basically does nothing to enemy numbers

[green vector]

auric got some fucking absolute shitters on today

[kindred grotto]

of course they try to lore away us surviving getting swallowed by a beast of nurgle by saying it was a weak one

[green vector]

[tawdry edge]

From the same way the average marine is dying to a tyranid warrior

A marine could also kill a carnifex easily

[delicate vapor]

Average marine had 300 ping

[fading otter]

Or if you’re the deathwatch at the beginning you’re dying to gaunts like a chump

[tawdry edge]

Actual plague ogryns in lore: space marines die instantly just from the aura it has

Darktide plague ogryn: ohh uhhh the rejects dont die and kill it cause uhh its weaker... why? Oh who knows

[austere thorn]

Ahh yes , thousands of diseases eating away at us at once and we get out fine cause

The hivescum too some rly good drugs to clear them

[amber delta]

if tyranids are so good at adapting why havent they adapted to a bullet to the face

[kindred grotto]

extra faces

[blazing shadow]

is there any game where space marines actually spit acid at something?

[delicate vapor]

I watched Lynxie go down once to the easiest carnifex

[nimble salmon]

Finally off work

[delicate vapor]

[austere thorn]

Bolt weapons are basically 50 cal right ?

[tawdry edge]

Dying to gaunts ain't really... like, hard

They can and WILL outnumbers you, and when they bite
Ceramite aint resisting it

[nimble salmon]

No

Larger and rocket propelled

[sharp tiger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N3M9YA8CUI HE'S alive??yooo

[austere thorn]

Ahh

[kindred grotto]

missile launcher in gun size

[tawdry edge]

Some times it happens

[delicate vapor]

Noob

[amber delta]

no that piece of lore has been quietly ignored

[nimble salmon]

A boltgun round is as large as a redbull can

[amber delta]

because its stupid

[austere thorn]

Random crusher can take 20

[frank pivot]

Looking for friends to play feel free to add me on discord im pretty chill eastern time adults only

[austere thorn]

[tawdry edge]

Yes

Night Lord Omnibus

[fading otter]

So a marine can simultaneously single hand carnifexs and die to gaunts? No wonder people say the power scaling in 40k is ass

[tawdry edge]

Not really
It digests the fucked chemicals they have in their rations

Plus some chapters have mutations that allow them to have a stronger version of the acid

Which can melt skin with more ease

[nimble salmon]

In lore? Yes, on tabletop a space marine ain’t shit

[austere thorn]

A bigger tin can lmao

[nimble salmon]

Space marines suck so bad

[amber delta]

I have acid that can do it too but I dont spit it at people

[blazing shadow]

And what about the remembrances of an individual after eating a part of them? is there any kind of cannibla chapter ?

[tawdry edge]

It purely depends on a lot of shit

Like the gun the marine has, experience, the area he's in

Dante for example killed a hive tyrant

He's a veteran, he knows how the hive mind operates, he had the proper gear to fight it

The average marine isn't surviving that

[blazing shadow]

it would be cool

[nimble salmon]

Nah, a tin can is less boring than a space marine

[dire kayak]

AAUUGGHHHHH

I HAD TO CLUTCH TWICE IN ONE AURIC

[sleek harness]

Goober

[delicate vapor]

Redbull can

[sleek harness]

That's normal

[nimble salmon]

Flesh tearers, a blood angels successor

[delicate vapor]

You get hot chocolate then

[tawdry edge]

Because they're fighting with helmets on plus they can control when their spit turns to acid

So if they feel like it might give them an advantage they're spitting acid on the enemies eye and blinding the enemy

[austere thorn]

Honestly never wish going to space marine universe on anyone lmao

It’s so bullshit

[tawdry edge]

A lot

[sleek harness]

Elios since when did you became a Illuminate unit

[delicate vapor]

I’m still
Human

[nimble salmon]

You mean 40k?

[sleek harness]

Don't look so

[delicate vapor]

Certainly I am

[sleek harness]

Thoses tactical goggles looks very illuminate like

[austere thorn]

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

Blue

[sleek harness]

The grey mask isn't helping either

[austere thorn]

Cause even after you deal with tyranids

[nimble salmon]

Space marines are only a small part of 40k but GW makes them more important than they are

[sleek harness]

It's making you look like a voteless

[austere thorn]

You have to deal with the necrons immortal assholes

[delicate vapor]

Mind controlled helldiver player

[austere thorn]

And then chaos still screws your

[delicate vapor]

[blazing shadow]

oh shit, i guess they have the black wrath too? looks like a chapter that probably could swap between complete psycopaths or loyal imperialist

[sleek harness]

Better then DRG player no?

[nimble salmon]

There’s far worse things than necrons

[delicate vapor]

Necrons you can actually have a conversation with

[delicate vapor]

I don’t play so can’t say much

[sleek harness]

They have 4 jokes

That's all

[austere thorn]

I know chaos is the biggest threat

[nimble salmon]

Yeah im pretty sure the inquisition keeps a close eye on them

[delicate vapor]

[austere thorn]

Necrons are just busted imo

Immortal machines that reconstruct and have weapons that make space marine weapons seem like tissue paper

[tawdry edge]

Black Rage and yeah

On the other hand the Angels Vermillion also do cannibalism and they have fewer signs of it iirc

[nimble salmon]

The mortifiers, an Ultramarine successor 🤮 are cannibalistic too

[austere thorn]

And they have millions of tombs on worlds all waiting to wake up

Terrifying

[tawdry edge]

Which is weird cause the Flesh Tearers also eat ppl and their numbers of black rage affected marines are higher than average

[nimble salmon]

I guess? Next to tyranids

[austere thorn]

Tyranids is another thing of hell

[tawdry edge]

So its just a chapter unique mutation to be more prone to the black rage

[sleek harness]

What about Blood Drinkers

[austere thorn]

Adapting bastards that evolve to your tactics

[nimble salmon]

Yeah

[austere thorn]

How tf do humans beat that

[nimble salmon]

Blow up the world?

[kindred grotto]

and then Space Marine 3 comes out and Protag McHeroguy punches 500 to death per level

[latent frost]

So whats the stroy on this update coming out tomorrow? Are we getting the maps and the new enemies?

[blazing shadow]

i think that the pariagen could help somehow, just a theory

[sleek harness]

Like how they beat them in SM2

[blazing shadow]

but not sure

[sleek harness]

Plague nukes

[tawdry edge]

1. Chaos (literally wants to kill the imperium more than other factions)
2. Nids (eating everything)
3. Orks (will kill everyone)
4. Necrons (theyre plotting their own thing so they dont engage in a lot)
5. Tau (not that big of a threat to deal with)

[nimble salmon]

The t‘au farsight enclaves have managed to rid worlds of tyranids without losing the worlds, because their scientists are so smart that they developed a chemical that could beat the tyranids

[delicate vapor]

Watched some dude eat raw onion and garlic

[ancient violet]

How laced

[tawdry edge]

When the imperium tried that tactic they ended up creating a more vicious and bloodlusted mutated gene-stalers

[nimble salmon]

T‘au and imperium, as well as eldar should partner up, but theyre too stubborn for that

[tawdry edge]

[nimble salmon]

Because the imperium scientists dont really create anything new

[tawdry edge]

T'au are open to partner up but the Imperium is too bigoted and the Eldar think too much of themselves

[tawdry edge]

Yeah it's the whole theme of the setting where everything is decaying and creating something new is rare and scarse

[amber delta]

which is another way of saying the Eldar are too bigoted

[nimble salmon]

I mean there are the red corsairs which literally are chaos marines and eldar

[nimble salmon]

Unless it’s the t‘au 😎

[tawdry edge]

And that weird xenos race that has never been mentioned since the 1st edition

But uhh

Red Corsairs ain't really a good example since they're still chaos shill warband

[austere thorn]

Hard to rly look at it all lmao

[sleek harness]

They can't

[austere thorn]

Fighting multiple fronts

[sleek harness]

It would make the Imperium go to chaos

[austere thorn]

And humanity is barely holding on

[nimble salmon]

Because they’re stupid, like the rest of the imperium

[sleek harness]

Not really

[nimble salmon]

Yes really

[tawdry edge]

Yeah cause the T'au is supposed to be the "highly advanced alien race but somehow is still behind most stuff"

[nimble salmon]

They’re getting there, they’re not exactly ancient

[blazing shadow]

Chaos marine are part of chaos but i don't think Abbadon wants to erradicate the imperium completely

[austere thorn]

Yeah guys my tau gf is not a heretic . She is here to help

[tawdry edge]

He wants exactly that lmao

[austere thorn]

[tawdry edge]

Thats the whole point of all he does

[sleek harness]

Allowing the creation of new techs would make things more confusing and also give advantage to enemies if they discover better techs

[blazing shadow]

to what? let the chaos rule? or just want to destroy the emperors path

[ancient violet]

Xenos

More like

Penos

AMIRITE?

[tawdry edge]

Maybe in a few years they're getting even bigger but as of now they're in a stalemate because well
Imperium is kinda the main faction whenever you like it or not
Poster boys

[austere thorn]

Not funny

Rock him

[amber delta]

[sleek harness]

Make this ten times faster

[ancient violet]

I'm literally a comedian

[nimble salmon]

If the ethereals aren’t stupid they don’t grow much because then Theyd have too many spread out worlds to keeo

[tawdry edge]

The Imperium lacks the means to it (STC's are rare) and also because they can't afford to do it
They need to keep fabricating qhat they already know hecausw it works

[austere thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-casting-throw-stones-gif-17442163

[tawdry edge]

And they have a LOT of enemies

[blazing shadow]

In the Arks of Omen books, it says that Abaddon wants to kill the Emperor and take his place as ruler of humanity. Whether that means sitting on the Throne or not, I have no idea.

[tawdry edge]

Time to experiment is like

Extreeemely unlikely

[sleek harness]

Yeah but after the enemies?

Techy chaos

[tawdry edge]

He wants to kill the Emperor and sit at the throne himself, but that means killing the entirety of what the Imperium is

Abaddon is chaos gods triumph card

[sleek harness]

Oh look Hank from

[tawdry edge]

And hes doing exactly that

[sleek harness]

Madness Combat

[obtuse oak]

meanwhile, belisarius cawl spent 10 years dicking around on luna finishing his inventions of harder better faster stronger marines and grav-tanks and all that shit

[amber delta]

its Hank from breaking bad

[loud kestrel]

Has anyone here played "Wathammer online"?

[sleek harness]

Who

[obtuse oak]

it's not that the adeptus mechanicus doesn't have time to experiment, it's just that they're all deeply religious nutjobs who believe that technology is sacred and that deviating from humanity's existing works is heretical.

[fading otter]

Funny bald man

[tawdry edge]

Exceptions from main characters don't really work
The majority of the Imperium and Mechanicus will be on their best 220% to just keep the wheel that is the Imperium spinning because it just works

[tawdry edge]

This too

They won't share

[sleek harness]

Do basically they can't create new technology because chaos

[tawdry edge]

And they won't come up with big ideas cause theyre over their heads to own STCs and the copyrights of infentions

[dire kayak]

i love the mechanicus,,,

[tawdry edge]

They think it means chaos

Religious dogma and shit

Plus uhhh xeno tech bad

[austere thorn]

Yep I can’t wait till they come to dark tide

Even as the lesser dregs

Cool asf

Wonder what they will do ?

Servo gun?

[sleek harness]

They won't tell you this but they have everything of this and more on a bunker on Terra

[tawdry edge]

Yeah but they don't understand this

Too blinded by zealotry

Everything after Emps died went to shit, especially common sense

[south valve]

Mysterious rectangular name

[amber delta]

the imperium doesnt want you to know this but aeldari weapons are free, you can take them home. i have 7 shurkien catapults at home

[austere thorn]

Actually a class built around applying the electrical debuff

Would be fun

[tawdry edge]

Yeah but xenos ewww stinky

Meanwhile the rogue trader having 10 eldar wives:

[blazing shadow]

And what about Big G

[idle otter]

average tuesday

[austere thorn]

Based

Tau gf is peak too

[blazing shadow]

he seems to like Aeldari too

[tawdry edge]

Burried in too much spreadsheets to care about anything else

[austere thorn]

[tawdry edge]

He's 1 bad day away from just giving up

[blazing shadow]

it's a shame the waste potential that aeldari have

[tawdry edge]

Theyre literally an almost dead race

They cant do much

Cause any casualty means 1 step closer to Slaneesh

[amber delta]

big G does not like aeldari please stop relying on horny meme comics for your lore I beg you

[austere thorn]

No

[amber delta]

ok understandable

[tawdry edge]

That's why repeating the meme lore is good because it annoys "muh lore" people

Get fucked chud

[blazing shadow]

how the hell are you not going to like who literally revives u

[tawdry edge]

Primarchs cant feel romantical interest

[amber delta]

pointy ears

[jaunty path]

primarchs are hoes.

[tawdry edge]

Neither do they feel sexual interest

[jaunty path]

anyway

[blazing shadow]

not speaking about interest but common allyes more like

[tawdry edge]

Except for Fulgrim

[jaunty path]

I pray havoc gets revamped

cuz

they disabled it for this updatr

[marsh iris]

prim-arching it

[jaunty path]

it BETTER mean something

[tawdry edge]

Guilliman would be open to it but the majority of the Imperium would reject it

[jaunty path]

please

[amber delta]

it wont

[tawdry edge]

So its like

Just something he cant do now

[amber delta]

just new season reset

[tawdry edge]

But maybe in the future

[jaunty path]

KIlls everyone

[blazing shadow]

to be honest probably Guilliman it's right now the 75% of the Imperium

[south valve]

They disabled it?

[jaunty path]

did they do this before

[tawdry edge]

No

[jaunty path]

yeah they did

[blazing shadow]

i guess that's why lionel wants to speak with him

[south valve]

Why?

[tawdry edge]

Because hes the only other primarch currently active

Everyone else is MIA

[dire kayak]

hooouuggghhh auric is pain

[tawdry edge]

Except for Ferrus

[dire kayak]

and sanguinius

[blazing shadow]

they have been spoken about Imperium secundus yet if i'm not wrong

[tawdry edge]

Skill issue

[blazing shadow]

in the past

[dire kayak]

i knowww

[tawdry edge]

Not in flesh but in spirit, very much active

[dire kayak]

i suck at darktide

[jaunty path]

bind jump to a different key

unironically just bind jump to a diff key

[tawdry edge]

Yeah

[south valve]

Good advice actually

I used to jump away from attacks sometimes

[amber delta]

not a single primarch is active, they are all gone, 8th edition was a fever dream, wake up and go back to defending cadia

[south valve]

Not very effective

[tawdry edge]

Cringe

[amber delta]

ur cringe

[tawdry edge]

Nuh uh

[frosty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-movie-fall-falling-meme-gif-24396824

[south valve]

Pick a number between 1 and 10

[frosty moss]

40k

[south valve]

Good number

[frosty moss]

[frosty moss]

Your turn

[blazing hawk]

CHAT

[south valve]

0

[blazing hawk]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/sklouxc3/new-animation-the-saviour-of-armageddon-returns/

[frosty moss]

John

[blazing hawk]

DA BIG YARRICK

IS BACK

[green vector]

67

[blazing hawk]

HES ALIVE

[green vector]

dumbass

[frosty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/67-six-seven-void-purple-skeleton-gif-11619761405114423038

If only it work

[idle otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1482135176619360287/1483092978779029696/Light_of_the_Rannick.gif

[frosty moss]

I forgot ab this one

[dire kayak]

if im being honest

ive never really had issues with that

[idle otter]

i really like this 1

[sleek harness]

Atoma when we lose the final event of the game:

[dire kayak]

i wanna read a cadia book someday

[sleek harness]

Boring

[jaunty path]

skaven hasn't read a single 40k book btw

[sleek harness]

Missus the Destroyer

[sleek harness]

I readt codex

[jaunty path]

its true

[sleek harness]

It's a book

[jaunty path]

hardly

[south valve]

Ratatouie is like a documentary of your life

[sleek harness]

But it is

[frosty moss]

Pffff

The discussion on what is or isn’t a book is wild

[sleek harness]

Obviously the codexes are books

[patent grove]

3.14159

[sleek harness]

End of discussion

[amber delta]

40k books are bad and also nerd

[south valve]

Good number

[dire kayak]

i wanna read fall of cadia, farsight and vaults of terra

[south valve]

I might choose it

[patent grove]

How can you read fall of cadia if cadia never fell

[patent grove]

Goober did you eat cadia

Oh no..

[south valve]

How can Cadia fall if it's a planet?

are the writers stupid?

[dusky anchor]

new official animation has granted me a hatred for the Krieg far beyond any I thought I was capable of

[green vector]

gottem again painted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dusky anchor]

they made a trailer about Armageddon and didn’t put the fucking steel legion in

[sleek harness]

It literally fell to a warp portal

Literally

[clever horizon]

chaos slammed a black fortress into it

[tawdry edge]

I mean

If you slam an entire fortress the size of the entire planet

[south valve]

It was a joke guys

[tawdry edge]

The gravitational pull will yield to it

[sleek harness]

Stfu

You will get your answers now

[clever horizon]

we dark our tides very seriously here

[south valve]

😔

[storm ember]

it just fell outta the moons orbit stupid

right into the sun

[sleek harness]

https://youtu.be/-N3M9YA8CUI?si=vM1g2LIoiwKrdPAH

Badass comissar

[stuck crescent]

Join the club

[dusky anchor]

lmao

[stuck crescent]

Mid-Korp

[distant plume]

When does the update drop?

[stuck crescent]

Most overrated regiment in the guard

[south valve]

Ohhh okay

I'd argue the most overrated is Cadia

and their gravitationally flimsy planet

[obtuse oak]

Their fear of technological experimentation predates the rise of chaos

[green vector]

krieg is bussin

[dire kayak]

new official animation?

[delicate kite]

YARRICK IS BACK

[obtuse oak]

The Imperium is descended from the techno-barbarians of terra, who experienced the age of strife and the loss of humanity's previous interstellar empire and remained cut off from all the other isolated colony worlds

[delicate kite]

DAD IS BACK FROM STORE

[obtuse oak]

The adeptus mechanicus fears the abominable intelligence

AI

[green vector]

abominablussy

[obtuse oak]

Before chaos, humanity fought against their own robot servants and nearly lost

[patent grove]

Skynet

[tired inlet]

Back again?
Yarrick's back.
Tell a friend!

[elder oasis]

Remember tho that a startling amount of those AIs are chaos corrupted and with vashtorr existing its entirely possible the AI uprising was actually chaos related. Tho any attempt to understand those ancient events requires so much speculation its hard to know the reasons for sure

There is also the theory the AIs figured out humans were a threat due to potential to fall to chaos and tried exterminating us based on that

[tired inlet]

Terra avoiding a super earth automatons problem

then the necrons are just automatons anyway

[obtuse oak]

Yeah in the modern timeline and the shape of the adeptus mechanicus, the Tech-Heresy fears are intermingled with the fear of Chaos and the Emperor is identified with the Omnissiah, ascribing specific sanctity to technologies that were sanctioned by Him on Earth

But the fear of innovation is old

[kindred grotto]

Just imagining emps chillaxing during the dark age with his AI butler or something trying to stay incognito

[tired inlet]

WH+ has an animated short called Hammer & Bolter with a techpriest using an automata, but it isn't thinking but rather executes procedures by the priest swapping in punchcards and informing it to execute the code via subroutine.

No polymorphic code; no machine learning. Just the source.

[tired inlet]

Kim Jong-Un's lonely steam account in Pyongyang

[patent grove]

Woah

[outer tartan]

Kim Jong-Un's steam account has nothing but AO rated games cause like, he's too poor to buy games at the prices they're going for now.

[elder oasis]

The admech didnt though, they are a cult that was seeded due to the influence of the sleeping ctan on their planet of mars. So technically a different origin (although iirc they are also spiritual successors to a golden age tech based group as well.)

Their fear of innovation was largely non existent on mars during the crusades. But they did have rules the emperor told them that forbid the advancement and use of specific technologies.

They became several magnitudes worse after the heresy for obvious reasons

[icy wedge]

does anyone else's game have like a 0.25 second freeze that happens every 10 or so seconds despite otherwise having great framerate?

[elder oasis]

Ou apologies you mentioned what i just wrote

[elder oasis]

This is true, tradition and ritual are important facets of every culture and some resistance to new things will always exist

[lethal condor]

Subtitles on or off

[elder oasis]

I have them on to not mishear some voicelines

[lethal condor]

Im destiny player and darktide is gonna be the game i play and main until destiny figures things out its rough for us d2 players

[lethal condor]

Thats what I was thinking

[little marten]

BADMECH LOSERS NOT EVEN SMART THEY JUST PERFORM PLANETARY RITUALS TO MAINTAIN A FAX MACHINE

[obtuse oak]

I like that you've already decided on this while getting started

Good man

Welcome to the war

[little marten]

Darktide is very much like destiny the only exception is Darktide is good

[outer tartan]

man, if the adeptus mechanicus had AI, (again) I can imagine a server farm the size of the US just to bless one machine with AGI. Then the weapons would go off on their own (again) and start fighting for the imperium only to get corrupted by one of the Daemon Gods to shoot anything that moves.

[outer tartan]

Sounds about right.

[lethal condor]

The warhammer worlds is up my ally its my kinda world that I want to get into

[little marten]

I can’t wait for my daily appointment with the local AI overseer to determine if my biological mass is better used for manual labour or fuel

[lethal condor]

Hey now destiny has some peak moments . There final shape expansion was a masterpiece man

[elder oasis]

The setting is a great hodge podge of alot of fantasy and scifi themes

[little marten]

Yeah I didn’t mind destiny whenever I tried to play it was just a bit overwhelming

[lethal condor]

Yeah it is on boarding experience is no good

[green vector]

you say destiny is bad then immediately run it back and say you didnt mind it

[little marten]

That’s what I do

[little marten]

And every time I tried to play it was always a different intro lol

[dire kayak]

[little marten]

Not you you’re a winner

[dire kayak]

YAY

[outer tartan]

Dune: Awakening is treating my brand new ass to the game like capital punishment. Getting ate by a work for the first time was ... frustrating. Now I have a whole storage bin filled with new gear in case I happen to screw up and get eaten again sometime lol.

[obtuse oak]

Damn right it is.

[willow zodiac]

I saw a critique of space marine 2 someone mentioned, and wanted to see if anyone agreed; The critique was that the fact that the narrative took place within the ultramarines and the ultramarines only kind of made the story a bit narrowed-down, and characters kiiind of drab compared to games like darktide

[obtuse oak]

Yeah. But all space marines are boring compared to real human beings.

It's part of their nature

The interesting parts are ripped out and replaced with duty and obedience

[lethal condor]

Do yall use legacy for aim assits

[little marten]

Space marine 2 is just 40k fast food

But it’s damn good fast food

My least favourite part of 40k is space marines yet I was in awe the whole time

[outer tartan]

SPace marine life be like, eat, sleep, shit, purge/burn/destroy heretics. No time for anything else, nothing like taking a dump in your armor while smashing your chain sword into an orc's face.

[willow zodiac]

Yeah, but let's compare the nature of say, the black templars against the iron hands

[nimble salmon]

Mods are lurking

[obtuse oak]

I thought the campaign was compelling enough, but the operations didn't hold my interest. The cast of Ultramarines that you play there lacks depth for sure

[willow zodiac]

^^^

[nimble salmon]

Literal slop?

[little marten]

Minus the children

[obtuse oak]

Both are onedimensional in their own ways

[tired inlet]

heading towards Prestige IV Techmarine as we speak.
(P3L7)

[little marten]

How is it? Haven’t tried yet

[obtuse oak]

A much more interesting space marine game would be a full on deathwatch game

[nimble salmon]

Space marines SUCK

[obtuse oak]

So each marine could be from a different chapter

[willow zodiac]

That's kind of why it'd be more interesting, no?

[slim narwhal]

at which level would it be good to go from malice to heresy

[obtuse oak]

Then they could all be pretty different from each other, even though they're all individually caricatures

[nimble salmon]

When will we get T‘autanfall?

[obtuse oak]

Whenever you can handle it

[tired inlet]

strong. THey can use bolter/heavy bolter/plasma incinerator/occulus rifle
omnissiah axe/power axe/power sword.

TechMarine gun can be an auto-bolter, but can upgrade to stalker or plasma gun.

[slim narwhal]

lol

[obtuse oak]

Heresy is a skill check as much as a stat check

[outer tartan]

IMPERIAL FISTS SPACE MARINE CHAPTER FOR LIFE!!

Nothing like bright yellow banana dudes ruining everyone's day.

[little marten]

Maybe I’ll install tonight for a quick dabble before chaos wastes 2.0

[obtuse oak]

I like the Exorcists. They have an extreme and interesting relationship with daemons

[nimble salmon]

Only thing theyre ruining is the ego of the iron warriors

[outer tartan]

Lol

[elder oasis]

Pretty sure its the other way around

[tired inlet]

I hit it with my dark angel build: plasma incinerator, plasma pistol, plasma techmarine rifle, power sword. It wrecks 1KS and Spawns.

[tawdry edge]

Imperial Fists talking as if another campaign wouldn't put their entire chapter to the ground LMFAO

[elder oasis]

I cannot think of a worse event for a legion then the iron cage

[tawdry edge]

Iron Warriors sweep and its not even close

[obtuse oak]

Each exorcist is turned into a daemonhost at the end of their training and then forced to undergo an exorcism, aided by a brother librarian from the chapter

[little marten]

Is the axe not that good then? I enjoyed the power axe but saw it was pretty bad compared to other options

[tawdry edge]

IF were only good cause Dorn and Sigismund were around

[little marten]

Before it was buffed mind

[nimble salmon]

Well they should get a range refresh

[tawdry edge]

Now they're DOGSHIT

[obtuse oak]

This violent exorcism rips a gaping hole in their soul and reduces their warp presence, giving them a marked resistance against chaos and daemons

[tired inlet]

Dark Angels use power swords + plasma; my other build is bolt rifle + grenade launcher + Omnissiah Axe + Bolt Pistol (prestige 3-shot burst)

[obtuse oak]

They find the soulless Exorcists unnerving

[nimble salmon]

I hate that GW made space marines so good everyone has them and now everyone buys the new models which means space marines will get more and better to get more money

[obtuse oak]

Petty cool stuff

[little marten]

Ohhh I see for the RP.. I don’t know enough about space marine chapters to do that 😔

[elder oasis]

You have to understand, after the iron cage so many were dead they had to be supplemented by ultras. They were a glorified second ultramarine legion and lost their primarch to iirc alpha legion peeps not too long after

[nimble salmon]

50% of space marines suck two players are Larpers

[tawdry edge]

Acting like the poster boys being famous is bad

[elder oasis]

Dorn got the siege to be cool then takes L after L

[nimble salmon]

It is, there shouldn’t be real poster boys

[elder oasis]

He loses ideologically to gulliman

Then to perty

[outer tartan]

I actually painted an imperial fist army for my first foray into 40k TT, but I think I like the Tau as well for that high tech ranged blasphemy cannons, and the kroot (?) soldiers they have for mele.

[wooden creek]

We need something Ashen Claws-related

[tawdry edge]

Dorn aura farmed on the Siege of Terra and then turned into a wimp

[green vector]

yeah lets not market it at all and juist let it die

[elder oasis]

Then dies (or is just lost, depending on if GW loves money)

[nimble salmon]

That’s the spirit

[tawdry edge]

Sure man the company who needs to have poster boys to sell their plastic crack will completely agree

[little marten]

Would I be wrong to say that space marines are so popular because they literally represent the human fighters of 40k (imperial guard are considered literal fodder so I exclude them)

[tawdry edge]

Let the hobby die then

[nimble salmon]

🫃🏿

[green vector]

[little marten]

Human fighter in a DND sense

[tawdry edge]

Other than like
Alpharius, Sangy, Ferrus, Horus and Curze no one is confirmed dead iirc

Just MIA

[nimble salmon]

At least dont make the most boring of factions the poster boys

[tawdry edge]

They're boring to you, most people still find them the most interesting

Mf acting like the hobby didn't get famous BECAUSE of the space marines

[elder oasis]

Brave of you to think being dead is the factor

[nimble salmon]

Mostly Larpers who don’t get its satire

[obtuse oak]

Space marines are popular because they're cool in an easy to parse and eight grader sort of way

[outer tartan]

Oh man an IG army would be fucking huge in comparative point value for how many troopers they can dump out per squad. Guard is a war of attrition against the enemys of mankind.

[elder oasis]

Watch them bring back ferrus, emps already said he could revive him so its possible in the setting

[obtuse oak]

Genetically modified supersoldiers just always win the most basic rule of cool

[green vector]

^

[tired inlet]

but the omnissiah axe has some neat things going for it: a pole-arm charge (upper lane) and the quick attacks (lower line); I like the quick attack line better because the final upgrade is a double PBAOE slam with it, which has great stun. The prestige axe increases charge damage based on distance.

[green vector]

trying way to hard to be different