general-chat

[visual vortex]

I will down cheese

[visual vortex]

😋

[abstract wraith]

Escargot

[visual vortex]

Id lick my fingers afterwards

[sleek harness]

Imagine eating spoiled milk

[limpid vigil]

Oh my bad

[rare pulsar]

🫃

[little marten]

Chaos wastes 2.0 tomorrow 🤦‍♂️

[limpid vigil]

Still ortolan bunting is french

[visual vortex]

That's my belly after eating all rhe italian maggots

[sleek harness]

It is not Chaos Wastes 2

[river ingot]

update canceled servers shutdown no refunds

[sleek harness]

Fatshark even came to chat to tell so

[limpid vigil]

Do not look that up if you like birds

[little marten]

I know

[rare pulsar]

Thank god

[little marten]

😈

[sleek harness]

It's Helldivers 2 but better

[rare pulsar]

What the liver thing?

[abstract wraith]

That's a stretch

[visual vortex]

It's hd2 but with somewhat of a balancing design

[limpid vigil]

The forcefed bird drowned in alcohol and eaten whole and i do mean WHOLE

[rare pulsar]

Ah yeah

[abstract wraith]

Which is..illegal in some places I think?

[rare pulsar]

They do go a bit far here and there

[limpid vigil]

It is bcuz of animal cruelty

Thank god

[visual vortex]

Tf2 pyro mains all just got riled up rn

[rare pulsar]

Yeah tge french do not give a fuck when it comes to food

[amber delta]

expeditions is like helldivers 2 except combat is actually engaging and developers are not completely tone deaf

[idle otter]

hope ork hunters sets make a go around tmrw

[visual vortex]

And sureounded by yes-men

[limpid vigil]

They have a fuck after

[rare pulsar]

Cigarettte first

[visual vortex]

If i was a frenchman

I would do black-cat

[limpid vigil]

So before and after?

[rare pulsar]

Yesp

[visual vortex]

Too drunk on wine to notice

[rare pulsar]

Cat was actually sold as rabbit back in the day

Because the look very similar when butchered

[visual vortex]

Horse meat was actually sold as steak during the californian gold rush

[rare pulsar]

Thats why butchers leave the head on

On rabbit

[somber stream]

Rabbit taste like chicken

[rare pulsar]

No

[visual vortex]

But rabbit better

[rare pulsar]

Wtf

Rabbit doesnt taste like chicken

More like game meat

[amber delta]

gamer meat

[visual vortex]

All meat tastes similar to each other

[somber stream]

🤦‍♂️

[rare pulsar]

Hell no

[visual vortex]

But is still better than being vegan

[limpid vigil]

Depends on the kind of rabbit and how you prep it i suppose

[river ingot]

🍆

[abstract wraith]

All meat definitely does not taste similar

[jaunty path]

Fish and beef don't taste similar

[visual vortex]

By that i mean some taste like the other

And the other one tastes like another

And so on

Idk might be how i prep it

[rare pulsar]

Are u under the influence rn?

[visual vortex]

Maybe

Idk

[rare pulsar]

[visual vortex]

I dont even know where i am rn acrually

[abstract wraith]

Everyone says something tastes like chicken when they don't know how to describe it, but only like..poultry tastes similar

[jaunty path]

Crack addict

[abstract wraith]

And fish I guess

[amber delta]

describe human meat

[rare pulsar]

Pig

Humans taste like pig

[idle otter]

need mid drift for hunting in expeditions

[amber delta]

suspiciously confident answer

[jaunty path]

Its not out yet

[rare pulsar]

[idle otter]

yes, i am aware

[abstract wraith]

Sweeter pork

[jaunty path]

Account varies from cannibal to cannibal

[abstract wraith]

Sickly sweet actually

[rare pulsar]

I only eat the homeless

[limpid vigil]

Also fun fact - the easiest way to disguise taste is to put something through a straw

Just sayin

[rare pulsar]

And a hooker here and there

[visual vortex]

Whoa

Patrick bateman

[rare pulsar]

Im not a monster after all

[visual vortex]

Bateman guys

Batman

[limpid vigil]

Nananananannanna

[abstract wraith]

Only the people society won't miss

[visual vortex]

I miss homeless people

They're so funny

[rare pulsar]

Sorry

[visual vortex]

It's like getting food and a show

[rare pulsar]

Ive had some very interesting conversations with men of the streets

[visual vortex]

One time i was eating a sandwich and a homeless guy yelled at me for not giving him a dollar while holding a cup of his own piss

Then he shot a used needle of heroin up his arm

God i love the homelss

[rare pulsar]

U enjoed the show now pay the man

[visual vortex]

I thijk he forgot about me man

[abstract wraith]

Suddenly I miss working at a gas station even less

[visual vortex]

His mind was somewhere else

[river ingot]

up his arm sounds worse than in his arm

[visual vortex]

Veins go down arm and up arm

I think

Idk im not a doctor

[rare pulsar]

I usually i ject the heroin atraigt into my eyeball

[abstract wraith]

Straight to the brain

[amber delta]

working at a gas station today must feel so good, you are selling product at premium price after all

[abstract wraith]

Only way to go

[visual vortex]

If you feel that way just by hearing stories

[abstract wraith]

Working at a gas station in a big city was the worst thing I've ever done

[visual vortex]

Go watch the videos of vr chat players

[rare pulsar]

I drove past gas station today and diesel was 2.11€ per liter

[sleek harness]

Wdym somewhat

[visual vortex]

Carpace meta

[sleek harness]

Fatshark awalys right about buffing and nerfing

That's why we don't complain about ogryn being shit still

[visual vortex]

I do

500 WRECKING CREW

[sleek harness]

Ollpheist check zealot chat

[visual vortex]

K

[limpid vigil]

If he wasn't shite ogryn wouldn't have the latrine shovel

So thank gosh he is

[visual vortex]

The screaming guy?

[visual vortex]

If the ofryn wasnt shit fatshark wouldnt need to touch him for the 50th time

And we have established fatshark is always rifht about balancing

[limpid vigil]

I know that. Was making poop joke

[rare pulsar]

Idk i dont feel like oggy is weak at all

[amber delta]

fatshark scared to nerf something without giving it complimentary buff in return

[abstract wraith]

Is ogryn shit rn?

[visual vortex]

Yes

God yes

[rare pulsar]

No

[sleek harness]

I was meant to send a image of a fish saying "I am nothin like yall" but it's in video format somehow

[visual vortex]

Oh

[sleek harness]

Should I send it anyways

[rare pulsar]

Cope

[limpid vigil]

Give oggy a toughness over time talent and he is top tier

[visual vortex]

Is it there?

[rare pulsar]

Skill issue ogryn is good

[visual vortex]

Idk send it in dms

[sleek harness]

I will send

[amber delta]

oggy is good but other classes are gooder

[rare pulsar]

Idk i think ogryn still is the best melee class

[visual vortex]

The class that canonically can manhandle space marines struggles in close quarters combat in darktide

🧠

[abstract wraith]

I have never had any issues with ogryn, mind you I don't play havoc but oggy always does me good

[rare pulsar]

No thats just wrong

Ogryn melee is cracked

Ogryn ranged sucks thop

[visual vortex]

Then why does evis chainsword one shot most enemies while ogryn needs 2 with a club?

[rare pulsar]

Bad example

[visual vortex]

Good example

You just dont have a reason

[rare pulsar]

Because evis only oneshots with an ability activated

[visual vortex]

No?

[rare pulsar]

Yea

What diff u on?

[visual vortex]

Auric?

Because havox sucks

[rare pulsar]

Then yeah

Needs ability

And rev

[visual vortex]

It doesnt?

[rare pulsar]

Or no 1 ahot

[visual vortex]

Then why can i one shot while spamming?

Maybe im just better!

[rare pulsar]

Can u really?

[visual vortex]

Teah

[rare pulsar]

Send video in psykhanium

[visual vortex]

Im in antartica rn i thunk

Idk its really cold

[rare pulsar]

No fotf no stealth

[rare pulsar]

Fuck you

[visual vortex]

Fotf?

[rare pulsar]

U silly man

[visual vortex]

wait what is that?

[rare pulsar]

Fury of the faitfull

[visual vortex]

That the dash?

[rare pulsar]

Yes

[visual vortex]

Oh i dont usually use that

[amber delta]

just say charge like a normal person

[rare pulsar]

Im sry

[visual vortex]

There's three other charges in the game tho

[south mica]

we fotf in this household

[amber delta]

yeah but we talking about zealot

[visual vortex]

I think

[amber delta]

also there is 2 stealths

[visual vortex]

Which one zealot?

[amber delta]

but nobody says shroudfield

and whatever vet stealth is called

infiltrate?

[south mica]

yeah cause no one uses infiltrate, while plenty use bullrush

[visual vortex]

I use infiltrate

[elder oasis]

You mean fotf

[visual vortex]

When i feel like it?

[rare pulsar]

Im sry

[visual vortex]

I think

Idk

I watch a lot of people use it

[rare pulsar]

Forreal tho evis only oneshots crusher with fotf i think.

[visual vortex]

To the hesd

Head

[abstract wraith]

Even if Ogryn is ass rn, still my favorite

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[amber delta]

only ogryn can slap

[rare pulsar]

Ogryn with pickaxe is prollythe best class to deal with armor

[amber delta]

therefore best

[visual vortex]

I shit on class because i want it to be better

[south mica]

i'm shit on all classes

[jaunty path]

bruv

[visual vortex]

Necause endless positivity covers any big weaknesses

[rare pulsar]

I shit on better because i want to be classer

[visual vortex]

I shit on bad drip because i am classier

🎩

👨

👔

[rare pulsar]

I cannot control my anus

[abstract wraith]

Arbi is also good

[jaunty path]

for?

[worn quail]

fwiw

[tired steeple]

Do people find ogryn bad?

[visual vortex]

Yes

I di

Do

Me

[tired steeple]

I always thought it was a decent class

[visual vortex]

🙌

[tired steeple]

The weapons suck

[river ingot]

the bottom experience 😪

[south mica]

fury wof ithe waithful

[tired steeple]

But idk the perks seem to work fine

[fallen tree]

pickaxe is fun

[tired steeple]

Yeah

And the knife

[abstract wraith]

Most of the melee is fun

[visual vortex]

Next week

[tired steeple]

The double stab is pretty helpful

[rare pulsar]

Ogryn in melee is an absolute blender

[worn quail]

❌

fwiw: folga wooga imoga womp

[visual vortex]

Weapon mods

[visual vortex]

For When I Wipe

It takes two wipes to see it takes one

It tames one wipe to see it takes none

So deep

🙏

[fallen tree]

wipe once and trust

[rare pulsar]

It might be because i have most of my hours on ogryn but its just my fav class

[river ingot]

jetpacks?

[rare pulsar]

And i cant see how people think its bad

[south mica]

wipe nonce and have faith

[amber delta]

just wash

[visual vortex]

I dont wipe

I dont wash

I am nurgle

[worn quail]

stop once there's only blood

[rare pulsar]

I let i scab over and peel it off in one go

[south mica]

i don't wipe, we always clutch

[visual vortex]

I dont even shit

[jaunty path]

born to shit

forced to wipe...

[visual vortex]

We are the most unfunny batch of humans known to man

[rare pulsar]

Society controlls you

[visual vortex]

Thank goodness we're all funneled to this server

[rare pulsar]

Do not wipe

[south mica]

breaking news: sky still blue

[visual vortex]

Wait it is?

[worn quail]

speak for yourself

[amber delta]

my sky is grey rn

[south mica]

we're getting reports that it's actually nighttime

[visual vortex]

No it's black

[rare pulsar]

Why was it sneed?

[worn quail]

?

[rare pulsar]

That was funny af

[abstract wraith]

My sky is white

[visual vortex]

Like a veteran's child while he's away in the military

[rare pulsar]

Bedore u corrected it it said sneed for urself

[worn quail]

u sound insane

i did not

🪔

[rare pulsar]

[visual vortex]

I saw

[rare pulsar]

I might be a drug addict and a lunatic

[worn quail]

hey me too

[rare pulsar]

I forgot the rest

[south mica]

that devilled egg is fucked up

[visual vortex]

That's a fucked up lookin dog

[worn quail]

i thought of that weird fuckin uhhh

the

the silly putty egg thingy

[rare pulsar]

Deviled eggs are nice

[worn quail]

i jsut ate some ice craem

and now tooth hurt

[tired steeple]

What flavour

[worn quail]

the price of my arrogance

for thinking i could eat ice cream

[rare pulsar]

Its a bit cold here fore ice cream

[visual vortex]

Brush your teeth

[worn quail]

mint chip

[visual vortex]

Deserved

[worn quail]

fuck you

[tired steeple]

Yeah you should probably brush your teeth if that happens

Mint chip is awesome

[fallen tree]

i like ice cream more in cold weather

[south mica]

well no wonder, your chipped your tooth

[worn quail]

i do

[visual vortex]

Shouldve eaten pistachio

[tired steeple]

Don’t diss

Oh

[worn quail]

sensitive teef

[visual vortex]

Or rocky road

[tired steeple]

Yeah guess they’re just sensitive then

[rare pulsar]

I would prefer a half chicken rn tbh

[worn quail]

ppl hate on pistachio for no reason

[visual vortex]

Because i like it

[worn quail]

but i was so surprised to see how divided ppl are on mint chip

its my fav flavor ever

but people either love it or hate it

so weird

[rare pulsar]

I like breath mints

But other then that i dont like the flavor

[visual vortex]

I dont like mint

[abstract wraith]

Mint chocolate is superior

Like a thin mint

[worn quail]

yea

[rare pulsar]

Yeah idk i dont like that

Or mint liquor is also disgusting

I cant

[abstract wraith]

The first ice cream I ever liked was mint chip

[tired steeple]

My favourite id just chocolate

[rare pulsar]

I like strawberry or mango

[worn quail]

i like chocolate in very small amounts

[visual vortex]

My facorite

Is

[tired steeple]

Everyone likes vanilla

And yeah it’s nice

[rare pulsar]

Prolly my least fav

[tired steeple]

But eh. I prefer chocolate

[worn quail]

if they said nobody likes vanilla

you would've said it was ur fav

[abstract wraith]

Vanilla is bad

[visual vortex]

I like vanilla

[worn quail]

vanilla is okay

vanilla BEAN????

is

🔥

[tired steeple]

So many vanilla opinions lmao

[abstract wraith]

Vanilla bean in coffee

[visual vortex]

No

Peoole either dont like it

Or like it

[abstract wraith]

Vanilla scent is also meh

[worn quail]

i loev vanilla scent

also mutes appetite

very nice

very fun

[rare pulsar]

Vanilla is just default

I like fruit

[worn quail]

woudlnt default ice cream just be milk

[rare pulsar]

True

I guess

?

[worn quail]

pre-alchemy

[rare pulsar]

Prolly mango

I love mango

And fruit icecream feels more refreshing kinda

[worn quail]

i wish i liked mangos

[wicked pike]

What's up, Rejects?

[worn quail]

i want to like mango

[rare pulsar]

Like on a hot summer day i rarely crave chocolate

[worn quail]

but idk why i dont

i like mango scent!

[rare pulsar]

I want refreshing fruit

[worn quail]

but taste no good

[rare pulsar]

Dayum

I love mango

[wicked pike]

I'm allergic to mangoes, as well as most other fruits

[feral vessel]

Mmm... milk~

I just really like milk, I promise.

[rare pulsar]

Prolly my fav fruit

[worn quail]

i wish i had gif perms

so i couldve put the brain anueyrsm gif

with that typo

[rare pulsar]

Fuck you

I cant help it

And my new phone makes it even worse

[worn quail]

milk is my 3AM shredded cheese from the bag

wake up

go to fridge

🥛

go to bed

[jaunty path]

why does scum throw cheese bombs

[rare pulsar]

I will deadass wake in the middle of the night to drink a liter of chocolate milk

[wicked pike]

Cheese is tasty and nutritious

[worn quail]

thats horrifying

[rare pulsar]

Thats real life

I go to bed high af and wake up with an unquenchable thirst

[worn quail]

sadly i never liked chocolate milk, not cause it tastes bad

same reason i like chocolate in extremely small amounts

just very filling

[jaunty path]

wdym you dont drink a liter of chocolate milk

[worn quail]

ill have a wee sip

[rare pulsar]

Weed makes u do some vile things tbh

[worn quail]

but thats a- HAHAHA

yea

[rare pulsar]

Im not proud about it

[worn quail]

nah i feel u

remember being in the kitchen years ago looking for the 12th ingredient to add to my sandwich back when i was taking benzos

[feral vessel]

do you know what pilk is missus

[jaunty path]

pepsi and milk

or poo and milk

[worn quail]

didnt pepsi do a pilk recipe

[feral vessel]

..maybe.

[worn quail]

in 2022

or smth

[feral vessel]

I always thought it was plant milk..

Which makes sense.

[rare pulsar]

When i was younger and u came home from a night out i would just pound down anything in the fridge

[jaunty path]

grief on auric or no

[rare pulsar]

And then my tummy hurt the next morning cause i ate 2 cold cutlets and drank a bottle of milk

[feral vessel]

war crime

get me out of this fucking institution i want to be roleplaying as an alien i wasn't made for this nonsense

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel

grief on auric

orno

[feral vessel]

yes yes

cannot join

unf

[rare pulsar]

Why no grief in havoc?

[jaunty path]

not avaliable

[worn quail]

Evil white russian

[rare pulsar]

Ah i forgot

[feral vessel]

hop on hd2

[jaunty path]

gotta wait a day and an hour

[rare pulsar]

The cyborg citys are ao fckn buggy

[feral vessel]

i played illuminate front yesterday

[worn quail]

after hitting havoc 40 i went to play auric maelstrom and it felt so weird

[feral vessel]

unbearable

[jaunty path]

Easy, right?

[worn quail]

way too easy

[feral vessel]

cars still dont fucking work

[rare pulsar]

Histg is the only way to go

And meal

[worn quail]

i hate saying that cause i sound like such a braggadocioius asshole

[feral vessel]

the orbital cannon still doesnt fucking work

[worn quail]

that too

[jaunty path]

but it is

[worn quail]

it is yea

[feral vessel]

WAAAAGGH!!

[worn quail]

[jaunty path]

Almost like they should just make havoc another difficulty instead of locking it away

Hmmmm

[jaunty path]

ur not an ork

[rare pulsar]

Its more like they are just ignoring terrain

[worn quail]

i hope new havoc season is ROTTEN ARMOR!!!!!!!

YAAYYYY!1!!1!

[rare pulsar]

The vox engines just shoot thru fortress walls

And enemys just spawn ON you in the citys or are in the ground

[rocky radish]

Eh. People should be proud of their achievements. As long as they aren't using it to put down others, I think it's a positive thing

[feral vessel]

hate them

fuck you ah

[wooden creek]

Havoc modifier that adds green versions of the expeditions dust vortices

They can call it... blightstorms

[surreal ermine]

i like vox engines design wise its just miserable watching 2 get dropped every goddamn bot drop followed by a third rolling in from the distance

[rare pulsar]

The engines would be fun enemys if i coyld actually go below them without getting killed by some glitchy collision bs

[feral vessel]

""balancing""

[rain idol]

What did I do

[tired steeple]

They didn’t fix vox engines??

[rare pulsar]

Whats there to fix?

Its just a spawnrate issue

[tired steeple]

Make less of them that’s about it

Oh

[rare pulsar]

Its too may

[tired steeple]

Yeah that’s what I meant

[surreal ermine]

arrowhead learn from their past mistakes challenge (difficulty: ULTRA HELL NIGHTMARE)

[tired steeple]

I like them

[rare pulsar]

5-6 at once is just too may i agree with that

Other then that they are ok

[tired steeple]

I’d even be cool fighting 1-3

3 is tough but still manageable

[rare pulsar]

One at a time is managable for me

[tired steeple]

Christ alive cyberstsn was so disappointing

[rare pulsar]

But 2 can be tricky

[tired steeple]

At least cyborgs are badass

I liked them

[rare pulsar]

Especially when they move into each other

I like it too

But the citys are very buggy

And glitchy

[feral vessel]

watch out for the 'the game is too easy' crowd, wouldn't want to piss off the couple thousand long term players

[rain idol]

On the contrary I found it very entertaining

[abstract wraith]

I was supposed to be sc farming on HD2 for the new bond I just..couldn't be motivated to

[tired steeple]

Well it’s better to enjoy it than not to

[rare pulsar]

Im not too hyped for it tbh

[surreal ermine]

oh im one of those people typically, the games balance is so out of whack in both directions and its just awful

[rare pulsar]

The giga nade looks nice

And thats about it

[tired steeple]

I still love hd2

But man arrowhead I can be pretty upset at them sometimes

[abstract wraith]

I love the world war style armor

[rare pulsar]

Yeah

Arrowhead can be very dense

[surreal ermine]

i really want to like hd2 but fuck me arrowhead sucks at making video games

[rare pulsar]

And they listen to their discord a bit too much

[rain idol]

I adore the game but on my interactions with the community make me wanna take a dip in the Chernobyl basement

[wicked pike]

What's the issue with Arrowhead now?

[tired steeple]

Oh god don’t remind me

Usual balancing issues

[limpid vigil]

Since hadron is the work bisexual , Dragor and his lieutenant the loving gay couple what is swagger?

[rare pulsar]

Listening to their bootlicking discord fanboys

[amber delta]

issue with arrowhead is that they are clueless about their game

[amber delta]

what

[abstract wraith]

He's in the closet

[wicked pike]

So the usual?

[tired steeple]

The usual

[wicked pike]

So the usual?

[rare pulsar]

Pretty much

[wicked pike]

Shame

[limpid vigil]

You heard me. Dragor is gay - no straight man rolls his r's like that and hadron is the spitefull bisexual at work who is done with everybody's shit. Now what is swagger?

[surreal ermine]

AH has to just be willfully ignorant with shit like the RR being so ungodly powerful it trivializes bots while the sterilizer and sickle are both borderline useless

[rare pulsar]

Do machine priests even have sexual needs anymore?

I dont think so

Wouldnt that be considered weak?

[wicked pike]

They can download them

[amber delta]

he's the office's local homophobe

[limpid vigil]

They don't. Hadron just channels pissed of bisexual energy for some reason

[marsh iris]

swagger is asexual

[rare pulsar]

I think its the same for space marines

[feral vessel]

swagger is swagger

[rare pulsar]

They do not feel sexual needs anymore at all

[abstract wraith]

Most space marines

[marsh iris]

swagxual

[abstract wraith]

There are some canonically that get needs

[rare pulsar]

We dont count that one primarch

[abstract wraith]

Pretty sure some space wolves have sexual desires

[wicked pike]

Konrad?

[limpid vigil]

Fulgrim i think

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

Some space marines get straight up married

It’s rare

But it happens

[rare pulsar]

Space wolfs are different in general tho no?

[amber delta]

yea they r furries

[rare pulsar]

Im pretty sure the dont even have a penis anymore

[abstract wraith]

Space Wolves are just..space wolves. Still my favorite loyalists

[tired steeple]

Space wolves?

[rain idol]

• looks at the pink evil ass emperor’s children standing in the back * yea some

[rare pulsar]

They reproduce with the geneseed

[limpid vigil]

Strapon

[tired steeple]

Oh no space marines still have penises

[abstract wraith]

They do they just normally can't get aroused

[sleek harness]

12 million astrates in one chapter

[tired steeple]

They just don’t use them

[amber delta]

how do they pee

[rare pulsar]

Im allmost sure they dont

[rare pulsar]

They dont

[limpid vigil]

Pee teleporter

[tired steeple]

No they don’t use them for sex silly

[rare pulsar]

Thats weakness

[abstract wraith]

In a tube in the armor

Pee gets turned to drinkable water

[tired steeple]

Space marines I believe genuinely pee maybe twice a year

[feral vessel]

the fuck else am i meant to do here

[amber delta]

they do, I checked

[rare pulsar]

Hm

[sleek harness]

Who even said that

[rain idol]

Good God it’s 4:30 in the morning is this how I spend my time?

[limpid vigil]

They are so slothlike

[rare pulsar]

Its actually 12:40

[low blade]

When an Aspirant is chosen to become a Space Wolf, he goes back to his village and gets laid to carry on his strong genetics. Then he spends the next few centuries bragging about it in the drinking hall because "manly". But he doesnt desire to do it again or anything, its entirely machismo

[limpid vigil]

I know right. This is great!

[rain idol]

Quiet you I’m on a different continent probably

[abstract wraith]

Any waste gets recycled by the armor

[abstract wraith]

Imagine boasting to possible children/grandkid

[tired steeple]

When your body has like 3 lungs and 3 hearts and a fused ribcage and a super liver, you very seldom use the bathroom

[rare pulsar]

Ok they do have a dick

But they are sterile

[amber delta]

yeah thats what we've been telling u

[rare pulsar]

And have no sexual desires at all

Why not just get rid of it tho?

[low blade]

Yeah. They just are mentally above such petty things like sex. And the EC dont even do it for lust, its pure feeling of monkey brain goodness to them

[amber delta]

because it pees

[low blade]

Why bother

[stiff elbow]

TOMORROW

[low blade]

Is the better question

[abstract wraith]

EC are just odd

[rare pulsar]

Ive seen men who had a stroke

They dont have a pener sometimesp

[rain idol]

MY BIRTHDAY YIPPEE

[sleek harness]

8:40 dumbasses

[low blade]

Actually its been delayed 10000 years because you were too excited and harshed the vibes

[rare pulsar]

It makes collecting the pee easyer

[elder oasis]

Do we know whaf time the update drops

[sleek harness]

Happy Early Birthday because I will probably not see you tomorrow

[stiff elbow]

sorry ur birthday is getting overrided and pushed to next year cus this darktide update is more important

[abstract wraith]

We've spoken for far too long about dicks I think

[stiff elbow]

(happy early birthday)

[sleek harness]

That's my idea

[stiff elbow]

wait what are we talking about

[tired steeple]

Hello ant

[low blade]

Not enough, actually. Lets talk about the real sterile kings of the setting. House Goliath

[rain idol]

This is why I like my thousand sons more they’re not freaky just freaky in the matter of which of just been plain schizophrenic

[rare pulsar]

Spees mareehn

[stiff elbow]

hello auto

[tired steeple]

I dunno if you’ve always been here but I see you around more frequently

[stiff elbow]

disgusting

[stiff elbow]

i've been lurking for a while

[tired steeple]

I love EC. They’re my favourite traitor legion

[stiff elbow]

only recently have i actually decided to start speaking

[rare pulsar]

Ehat where u wishing we where talking about?

[tired steeple]

Ah I see

[abstract wraith]

Nurgle for me, just death and rot and plagues. No external desire

[tired steeple]

I like the EC humanising marines in one of the worst ways possible

Also noise marines

[sleek harness]

I wonder where the fun freaks are at

Probably sleeping

[low blade]

For me its Iron Warriors. Love hazard stripes

[rare pulsar]

Jail

[tired steeple]

Yeah they’re awesome

[rain idol]

I play both very fun however I like thousand sons more just because I’m a magic freak and I like it when my models are evil ass members of the shadow wizard money gangs

[stiff elbow]

something cool like uhm inquisitors

[sleek harness]

No that's the unfun freaks

You all

[tired steeple]

My gf likes iron warriors quite a bit. She’s a death guard lady mainly though

[low blade]

Whats everyones favorite C-tier loyalist chapter?

[abstract wraith]

Death guard and NL used to be my favorite chaos, now it's DG and WE

[sleek harness]

Also didn't knew they gave prisoners connection to the internet

That's interesting

[abstract wraith]

C tier? Uh...idk what counts as c tier

[rare pulsar]

Im not too much into space marines in general

[sleek harness]

Below mid

[rare pulsar]

I just like imperial guard

[bitter matrix]

I like the iron hands, personally

[low blade]

I follow a Lois kin blog on tumblr and they are completely out of their mind

[amber delta]

best C tier chapter is Venom Lizards

[abstract wraith]

I feel like that's personal opinion then

[sleek harness]

C tier goes to blood drinkers

[worn quail]

hey peter, remember that time i got broken up with in VRchat?

[rare pulsar]

I like the space sharks kinda

They are funny

[stiff elbow]

thats so awesome

i love lois from family guy she's so goals and she's literally me

i fvcking HATE brian griffin he's a chud

[sleek harness]

The Karkaradorns?

[tired steeple]

Lamenters would be my favourite c listers I guess

[low blade]

I ask for C-tier and almost everyone hands me B-tiers

[sleek harness]

Blood Drinkers isn't B tier

[tired steeple]

Carcharodons

[amber delta]

all space marines are literally the same anyway whats the point having favourite chapters lets be real

[tired steeple]

That was the name

If you ever forget it

Just look up “scientific name for shark”

[stiff elbow]

[tired steeple]

It’ll come up

[stiff elbow]

truclear bomb

[jaunty path]

unironic question I ask my self.

[tired steeple]

Cause it’s just the fancy science name for shark

[sleek harness]

Lets all go back to 30k and make everyone only have white armor

[stiff elbow]

every space marine should just be a thunder warrior

imo

[sleek harness]

That's a bad idea

[tired steeple]

Warhammer 20k

[low blade]

It was a trick question, you all failed. The real question is whats your favorite Munda gang?

[stiff elbow]

very good idea actually

[tired steeple]

Warhammer 7800 BC

[sleek harness]

What if they listen to krone

[worn quail]

mundeez

[fair bridge]

trip to the DMV with my mother is not how i wanted to spend my monday

[abstract wraith]

Dragonspears

[low blade]

Die.

[stiff elbow]

thats a very good narrative

[fair bridge]

if i don't leave that place with my license

[stiff elbow]

space marines being mass-produced psychotic idiots is a very good lore device i think

[sleek harness]

All the Astrates would go against the imperium

[fair bridge]

i will destroy the fatshark forums

[jaunty path]

like

[stiff elbow]

awesome

[sleek harness]

Missus

[jaunty path]

the black templars are just religious

[low blade]

They call it the DMV because

Damn
Move this line a little
Vehicle!

[sleek harness]

And also have shield

[stiff elbow]

I should be a GW-licensed lorewriter

[worn quail]

Now serving: 5958 at counter number 4

[sleek harness]

Don't forget the shields

[jaunty path]

be quiet skaven

[abstract wraith]

Space marine okay, Ork better

[stiff elbow]

everybody in the imperium would be happy

[jaunty path]

theyre just a different color and a different personality

[fair bridge]

now serving: 6767 at co

[sleek harness]

No

[stiff elbow]

skaven ur such a donkey

[jaunty path]

hes a rat

[hazy kestrel]

No, he’s a rat

[jaunty path]

not a donkey

[sleek harness]

You mean asshole?

[stiff elbow]

he's basically a donkey

[low blade]

Necromunda gang even betterer

[stiff elbow]

no not really

[sleek harness]

Skaven

How many times I need to tell you fools this

[stiff elbow]

but u just kinda say "nuh uh" and "no" for the sake of it

[hazy kestrel]

On the day

[sleek harness]

I won't be staying quiet

That's the answer

[stiff elbow]

Uh huh. . .

[limpid vigil]

Kinda suprised there is no Warhammer 40k metal slug like game

[stiff elbow]

more video games should be like darktide

[sleek harness]

Vermintide 2*

[tired inlet]

there is; it's an orky game called Blud & Teef

[limpid vigil]

*Vermintide

[sleek harness]

L4D2 with good melee***

[limpid vigil]

Oh yeah i forgot bout that one

[limpid vigil]

L4D with good melee***

[jaunty path]

someone explain to me why no ones playing darktide at 7:53 in the morning

[tired inlet]

scribblenauts-like graphics, metal-slug gameplay; good sense of humor.

[amber delta]

employed

[cosmic burrow]

Aight

[tired inlet]

I'm at work right now;

[amber delta]

me too

[cosmic burrow]

Wheel loader with new gearbox drives

Is good

[limpid vigil]

Reminds me of zombotron a lot. Miss that game

[stiff elbow]

there is something to be said about the hypocrisy of the imperial cult spouting about the One True Emperor and the dogma about the Heretic, The Alien, The Mutant lalalalalalalala... and then having a machine cult that exists as an entirely seperate sect with their own heretical interpretations

[jaunty path]

quit and play darktide?

i dont see the issue

[limpid vigil]

It's that way cuz of the emperor himself

He thought letting admech believe he was the omnissiah was worth it for the guns

But that is a huge oversimplification on my part

[amber delta]

emperor ask mechanicus to stop faith and join him
they say no
he has choice kill mechanicus or let them do faith
he think mechanicus too important to kill
he say ok

[marsh iris]

office job or reject job

[tired inlet]

my mortgagE

[jaunty path]

become tiktok influencer

?

[tired inlet]

I don't install state-sponsored espionage/surveillance applications

[rare pulsar]

Yes those

[jaunty path]

y

[rare pulsar]

Tiktok dances are a plague upon humanity

[tired inlet]

I value what little privacy and personally identifyable information I have to myself; I already gave the U.S. Government my 20s and Chinese cyber operatives hacked OPM enough times that they have enouigh on me too.

[shrewd root]

Will the new boss appear in other missions?

[amber delta]

give me your data comrade for the glory of ccp

[jaunty path]

What if cute chinese women wanted your information

would u give it to them

[rare pulsar]

Yes

[stiff elbow]

ur government already knows like everything about you and collects massive amounts of data through extensive backdoors on every single digital device you own

[rare pulsar]

But at first only in new mode

[amber delta]

cute chinese woman is the most likely ccp agent

[jaunty path]

i know

but

[stiff elbow]

might as well pick up tiktok and insta so u can doomscroll

[jaunty path]

its a cute chinese woman

[amber delta]

fair point

[stiff elbow]

they also have cute IDF soldiers

if thats ur preference

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna kill you ya know that

dont shut me tf down like that

[limpid vigil]

I watch chinese anime so they prolly have something on me . Hard for china to not have any info abt ppl now that i think abt it

[rare pulsar]

Im gonna listen to the abraham garuch podcast now

[amber delta]

IDF tiktok dances r the best

[rare pulsar]

Do not interrupt me

[limpid vigil]

Too much stuff comes from em

[digital egret]

Is the update tomorrow or the day after?

[amber delta]

pls start more wars cute jewish women

I send billions to u just keep dancing

[jaunty path]

tuesday

[hazy kestrel]

Funny how they have free healthcare and we don’t

[amber delta]

speak for urself I do

(its very bad)

[hazy kestrel]

Must be nice

[limpid vigil]

Funny how everybody has free healthcare and you don't

[tired inlet]

Well yeah because I was active duty for 8 years, but since then I've been pretty off-grid as far as records/footprint.

[limpid vigil]

Merica am i right?

[hazy kestrel]

Pain and suffering

[tired inlet]

I married an irish ginger; I'm good.

[amber delta]

cute but how do u understand anything she says

[limpid vigil]

Ask her to do a paige cosplay

[marsh iris]

chacaradons keeps reminding me of chacaron

[limpid vigil]

If she does - marry her

[stiff elbow]

ME when the cute israeli girl on my shitbox samsung from south korea tells me to enlist in the IDF and deploy to the nearest gazan border wall 🫡

[tired inlet]

I don't at first, but when she yells it at me for not listening then it makes sense.

[stiff elbow]

i WOULD give cute chinese woman my information

[amber delta]

so Latina experience

[stiff elbow]

and then she would take me to CHINA

[limpid vigil]

Do you like when she yells at you in irish so much you just tune out for a bit?

[stiff elbow]

and make me a party official

and i would make all the decisions

[limpid vigil]

Happened to me once

[tired inlet]

She is a historian, so she actually got this velvet tartan last night that fits like a neat tunic; very soft.

[stiff elbow]

and i would reinstate the new chinese century of prosperity

[limpid vigil]

Bro has infinite game

[tired inlet]

Well I'm ethnically Scottish, so there's that. Hit 'em with the glottal stops.

[stiff elbow]

and i would destroy the anglophilic west and their cultural decadence

[amber delta]

I am escaping to the one place that has not been corrupted by capitalism

[stiff elbow]

im an abominable italian-indigenous american hybrid

[amber delta]

SPAAAACE

[stiff elbow]

i have weird fucked up olive-red skin

[hazy kestrel]

SPACE!

[digital egret]

Amazing, don't have to wait an extra day

[low blade]

I give Chinese women my information unprompted I leak military secrets to Chinese women multiple times a day I wish Nixon accepted the several million Chinese women deal

[digital egret]

I want to rock heretics already

[rare pulsar]

I doubt i have any information that the chinese require

And i pity the agent listening to me talking to myself

[timber elk]

Yup. Chat seems to be normal as usual.

[stiff elbow]

i would tell china ANYTHING they want to hear

my life sucks

[low blade]

TEN MILLION. Just imagine

[rare pulsar]

As long as i get that lao gan ma

I will tell em whatever

[stiff elbow]

as long as i get to launch MORE tariffs and embargoes and trade reductions on south korea

[low blade]

Thats the spirit, Gweilo

[untold kraken]

wait for the next class to be the shady augment salesmen

[uncut bone]

Me when tomorrow update

[thick coyote]

Good enough
Welcome back swagger

[lyric frigate]

oh shit it drops TOMMOROW?!

ok

fuck

[elder oasis]

Next class is servitor

Its not paid dlc but fatshark removes one of your existing characters and makes them a servitor

[uncut bone]

On god

[rain pilot]

Next class is goth gf

[elder oasis]

Gothic gf

[uncut bone]

I want a servitor class whom still has his memory intact somehow im 40k standard

[untold kraken]

Battle servitor would be fun

[rain pilot]

You'll be as disappointed as your parents

[elder oasis]

My parents cant be dissapointed if they are dead

[rain pilot]

Damn son

[uncut bone]

Damn 🥀

[rain pilot]

Well anyways

[elder oasis]

They are still alive for now

[rain pilot]

Batman

[brave slate]

Sounds like a threat 😰

[rain pilot]

I need a party for tomorrow

[elder oasis]

Some techpriests do believe some part of the person remains. Due to this they choose specifically the most violent of criminals to make their battle servitors such as the kataphrons as they think the psychopathic tendencies might make it kill more

[sleek harness]

Missus confirming that she doesn't have a job?

[rain pilot]

Play with me

[rare pulsar]

A perfectly reasonable decision that will have no ill aide effects sure

[jaunty path]

hunting for penances so not rn

[jaunty path]

fym confirming

You can't infer by basic context clues?

[oak nexus]

[thick coyote]

It drops tomorrow and Thursday is a holiday around here
And Friday is extended holiday

We will be gaming

[oak nexus]

dub for egoist

[rain pilot]

Right to complain revoked

[oak nexus]

DUUUUUB

[rare pulsar]

Why no job?

[elder oasis]

Consequences? In my 40k???

[rare pulsar]

I have job

[jaunty path]

Becuz no job

[rare pulsar]

Im at work rn

Still typing

[oak nexus]

who up sending a million job applications only to never get a call back

[lyric frigate]

update drops tommorow

[rare pulsar]

I sent exactly one

[rain pilot]

I am updating my life

[lyric frigate]

AT LEAST i wont have exams to study for

[rain pilot]

With the weed dlc

[lyric frigate]

UGHHH

[oak nexus]

1 and job?

[rare pulsar]

Yup

Dont study

Its a waste of time

[sleek harness]

The only clues I saw was that you usually typed in chat this early

[oak nexus]

congratulations but also man wtf

[lyric frigate]

i only do when im forced

and im unlikely to be

[rare pulsar]

I got it because they need people

People dont get a job cause they all wanna do the same thing

[timber elk]

Psssst rat boi

[oak nexus]

who up redeeming they penance

[rare pulsar]

On my first employer i disnt even send it i just personlayy went there

And got hired immediatly

Started on the next day.

[lyric frigate]

yeah i did

i did the 50 havoc penance yesterday

and it made me want to die

more than usual anyway

[oak nexus]

to complete or play 50 havoc assignments guh

[sleek harness]

Lamb

[lyric frigate]

beat 50 havoc assignments

yes

[sleek harness]

You seeing this Missus?

Jobless

[oak nexus]

Skaven do you have a job

[timber elk]

holds out cowboy coffee

[oak nexus]

im guessing youre a student

[sleek harness]

I don't know do I

[rare pulsar]

He cant nobody will hire a ratman

[sleek harness]

Which head canon do you want to believe

[oak nexus]

no job

[sleek harness]

Ew Texan coffee

[lyric frigate]

even if im doing them at like difficulty 12 thats still 50 missions of like 20 minutes each

[timber elk]

;<; but I made it for you

[lyric frigate]

KILL ME NOWWWWWW

[sleek harness]

Why so

[oak nexus]

I assume studying college or uni

[sleek harness]

I don't like cowboys

I prefer medieval

[sleek harness]

But why

[rare pulsar]

Do u have anything better to do?

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Do I look study enough

[elder merlin]

I eat and i hunger still

[timber elk]

Okay fine gives him tainted water and moldy bread from the village

[oak nexus]

yes

[lyric frigate]

no i’m a shut-in

[sleek harness]

You mean Fear and Hunger?

[oak nexus]

youre speaking a second language so bars

[elder merlin]

Awaken @twin dirge

[lyric frigate]

im almost always at home and when not at home im at school

[sleek harness]

That's before medieval times

[elder merlin]

Im hungry while eating

[rare pulsar]

Stop complaining and go grind those havocs then soldier

[timber elk]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A HAPPY ENDING 🗣️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[elder merlin]

Never full

[timber elk]

Oh sorry gives him stale bread

[oak nexus]

do you all play with in game music going

[rare pulsar]

Yos

[sleek harness]

Theres a happy ending

[rare pulsar]

Blaring my ears

[lyric frigate]

I FINISHED GRINDING

INDONT HAVE TO ANYMORE

[timber elk]

No there ain’t.

[lyric frigate]

[elder merlin]

Yes, but when im fighting for my fuckin life, i dont hear shit

[uncut bone]

TOMORROW

[timber elk]

Either everyone is deranged, traumatized, or dead.

[oak nexus]

wuh

nuh uh

[timber elk]

For fear and hunger

[sleek harness]

You escape the dungeon

Most of the main character does

[brave slate]

It's when the masseuse fiddles with your wiener at the end of a massage

[elder merlin]

Man, i hope there is some cool shit in Commodore's

[dark glade]

Never played fear and hunger but I love to watch it

[oak nexus]

oh then yea

[rare pulsar]

Good job treat yourself with some crackrocks or something as a reward.

[oak nexus]

[trail linden]

Death indeed

[idle otter]

Fear Not for it shall be "something"

[sleek harness]

Enki is none of that

Enki the gigachad mage

[timber elk]

That’s not a happy ending. That’s being left with the knowledge of knowing there are far greater daemons and horrors of the world than you

[oak nexus]

im fearing my hunger rn

[timber elk]

Okay fair enough

[twin dirge]

[timber elk]

Enki literally get what he wants

[uncut bone]

You mean cool slop?

[rare pulsar]

I drank my coffee and will now shit myself in a controlled manner.

[twin dirge]

My presence was requested?

[sleek harness]

The Ragnarok guy also doesn't seem traumatized

He had a whole family tree later

[timber elk]

Well he has to live with the fact his family and village was slaughtered for a dark relic

[sleek harness]

Okay and

[elder merlin]

[timber elk]

That’s still not a happy ending.

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[sleek harness]

He killed most of the powerful creatures of the dungeon

[twin dirge]

I can be down for some gaming

[sleek harness]

At least he saved O'saa from having to deal with more enemies in the future

[timber elk]

Did he also become a god of slaughter in his own ending?

[sleek harness]

No

He escaped the dungeon

And became a hunter of great beasts

Also he took the dog

So yeah