general-chat

[dire kayak]

im always home because im practically a psych patient at this point

[twin dirge]

I can just do the opposite

Lmfao

Sleep as soon as I get home and wake up around 2pm

[quaint moss]

white walls?

[twin dirge]

Just depends on how shite the shift is

[modest flume]

But you start as I get off

[rain pilot]

Aki

[quaint moss]

straight jacket

[rain pilot]

Burn meeee

[quaint moss]

lack of intereraction

[rain pilot]

I must be engulfed in flames

[twin dirge]

FUHHHHHH

[dire kayak]

on 3 of them yes

[rain pilot]

Dooooooo it

Aki

[twin dirge]

I'm off Tues, wed, thurs

[quaint moss]

what happened to the 4th

[rain pilot]

Fire

Cold

[twin dirge]

I painted that one red

[rain pilot]

too cold

[twin dirge]

I got water on my phone

[dire kayak]

ate it my parents didn't paint it for some reason

[modest flume]

I don't think this will work out

[quaint moss]

good ole lead paint wall

[rain pilot]

Aki party with me

gang gang

[dire kayak]

mmmm,,, red paint,,,,

yum,,,

[rain pilot]

I prefer my paint sprayed

[quaint moss]

paint it black

[dire kayak]

sometimes i like to just dig my hand into the paint bucket and scoop out a handful of paint

then stick it into my mouth

[rain pilot]

Aki what do you main btw?

[quaint moss]

always sunny in Philadelphia?
your not supposed to drink paint charlie

[rain pilot]

Bingus

[twin dirge]

AUGHHHHH

It'll work eventually

[twin dirge]

Psyker and vet

[modest flume]

Yeah it'll be alright; my schedule will change temporarily for the next few weeks soon

[rain pilot]

Rad

[dire kayak]

im so hungyyy

[rain pilot]

Arbites myself

Stun build

[rain pilot]

Nachos would go great with the event

[twin dirge]

Based, lone wolf?

[rain pilot]

Na

[twin dirge]

Dog bomb?

[rain pilot]

Yes

[twin dirge]

Real

[rain pilot]

My playstyle is bodyguard

I don't show up on the kill feed

[dire kayak]

aki you keep forgetting to feed me

[rain pilot]

I just stun

Aki we should have nachos

Meat

Cheese

Jalapeños

Peppers

The works

Nachos

🤤

@twin dirge

[slow verge]

havocs offline for 1.5 days now?

[rain pilot]

Nachooooos

[slow verge]

guess I can rest until expedition is out

[rain pilot]

Bingus

[slow verge]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-sleeping-sleepy-cat-cat-cute-gif-5647373625706459185

[modest flume]

It goes offline in preparation for each major update, it'll be a new season

[slow verge]

does it reset your rank like the past?

[modest flume]

Probably

[bitter matrix]

Update tomorrow

[twin dirge]

Sometimes I prop my legs up while pooping to get better flow

[dire kayak]

[marsh iris]

lean forward

[short mulch]

Quick question. New character doing the very first campaign mission on Uprising and the squad has failed it now five times with level 1-3 players. This is the first mission right? The final boss just one shots anyone and the zerg of enemies wipes everyone else out in seconds. Has the first mission always been this hard?

[nocturne bloom]

...

[twin dirge]

What class are you on

[marsh iris]

dodging and blocking my friends makes a lot of difference

[twin dirge]

I lean forward and it feels like I get clogged, it's better to lean back and keep my core straight

[marsh iris]

idk it feels like it opens up the avenue

[twin dirge]

Real

Maybe I lean too much

[twin dirge]

Got my head between my knees fr

[short mulch]

The squads are mixed of all classes each time. Dodging and blocking works for the first few hits but stamina is not infinite. Entire squad is going down very quickly. Again, this is the first mission in the game for brand new players correct?

[stark bobcat]

Correct

that is the 1st mission and is probably 1 of the hardest since it spawns a boss gurenteed at the end

[twin dirge]

It's just a cap tho right?

[rocky radish]

Do you think the difficulties are based on experience/skill, or character level/gear?

[stark bobcat]

tide games are known for their difficulty and lack of knowledge to get into the game and understand it

[marsh iris]

bring back sedation

[stark bobcat]

if you want I'm also helping another new player and can help teach you as well

[rocky radish]

I've seen you helping so many people, Ainz. Much respect

[twin dirge]

Ainz is just based

[short mulch]

I appreciate it. I mean I have completed the mission. I have several 30's. I was trying to introduce the game to some new players but with all 1-3 we are getting blitzed. It is interesting that one geared level 30 makes that last boss fight trivial I have noticed.

[stark bobcat]

undestood. But yes the 1st mission being an assassination mission is rough

[twin dirge]

Apparently I'm the weirdo for essentially only playing assassinations

[stark bobcat]

imo Sword Captain is the most dangerous enemy in the game

some of the highest hp, and the most damage

[rocky radish]

One option could be grinding other matches to level up a bit

[stark bobcat]

plus damage caps

and shield regen

[cosmic burrow]

What mission it could swapped with.

[twin dirge]

Also train mission

[stark bobcat]

a throneside one

all of them are easy

and open to kite in

and good visuals

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

[lethal solstice]

Baross is always fun

[stark bobcat]

baross is very straight forwards

syrox and comms have the confusing donut room

[cosmic burrow]

But oh well fatshark decided its train dtation means its train station

[twin dirge]

First mission should be rolling steel, real

[cosmic burrow]

Second big roadblock in the campaing is mission 12

[sinful dome]

First mission should be the train one, either you get filtered or get it over with quickly

[twin dirge]

REAL

[rocky radish]

I feel like a timed mission might give the wrong impression of what most Darktide missions will be like

[twin dirge]

Rolling steel is my favorite mission period

[lethal solstice]

Rolling steel is also really hard for new players

[twin dirge]

Skissue

I jest

[sinful dome]

True but it's like getting to do a heavy homework on Friday night, a pain but the rest of the weekend is fun

[twin dirge]

First mission should be forging mobeian steel

Since it's a fuckin hour long mission

[lethal solstice]

Static ogryn spawns, objectives requiring defending a player, pushing through enemies, and a scripted captain spawn

[halcyon pebble]

better than newbie accidentally clicked orthus offensive

[lethal solstice]

And only 1 medicae

[sinful dome]

It has everything you must learn of the game

[lethal solstice]

All at once

[twin dirge]

I'm miffed I never did the high tier one for the profile icon

[sinful dome]

You can handle that, you can handle everything

[twin dirge]

I only have the low level one

[cosmic burrow]

Ask ainz he will help

[halcyon pebble]

its very easy now

[lethal solstice]

Uprising rolling steel at level 1 is kinda rough for experienced players

[twin dirge]

You can still do it?

[halcyon pebble]

yes

[lethal solstice]

Cause you have no toughness regen to fight the boss with

[twin dirge]

Real

I know what I'm doing

[quaint moss]

no hears one word a say they

[lethal solstice]

Like its not super hard but getting hit sucks

[twin dirge]

My back is shrimping I need to adjust my posture more often

[lethal solstice]

Just get rods put in

[twin dirge]

I had to change how my chair is oriented cuz it had me shrimping too much

[whole glade]

skrimp

[warm maple]

just don't get hit

its that shrimple

[bitter matrix]

Vermintide 3 or dinner with JayZ

[rocky radish]

Something good or something bad?

[warm maple]

they mention in the mortis trials genestealers what if we get an unpopular dlc like vermintide that adds genestealers? XD

[whole glade]

re9 is some of the best work capcom has done in YEARS

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah brahms memories

[whole glade]

9/10

[abstract wraith]

I'm confused about the unpopular part

[cosmic burrow]

Winds of magic

For vt2

[abstract wraith]

Oh

Never played any of the dlc

[cosmic burrow]

Added new faction and wasnt particularly popular

[abstract wraith]

I feel like genestealers would be popular though wouldn't they?

[cosmic burrow]

Idk

[warm maple]

people don't like fighting Beastmen

was the problem I think

[summer locust]

oke whos idea was it to remove havoc till new update

[warm maple]

I don't particularly understand why

[summer locust]

I need to speak to a manager

[marsh iris]

nice shoes

hwo are you today\

[halcyon pebble]

thats the early warning for havoc derank

40-> 30

[misty trench]

it was because beastmen on release were VERY unfinished

[warm maple]

aaa

[marsh iris]

beastie boys

[misty trench]

animation desyncs making dodging attacks a mess, archers were spammed enmasse+were unblockable and could stagger you are the two big things I remember feeling awful

[warm maple]

They are severely lacking in variety too, I feel. Could have Ungors function as Skavenslaves, Gors as elites...

[marsh iris]

its like fighting thousands sons in sm2

[warm maple]

Several monstrosity options

[misty trench]

they don't have any shield units and don't have a berserker unit

[warm maple]

Wargors?

Or do you mean in game

[misty trench]

in game, sorry

[warm maple]

ye

Not sure what Bestigors would function as

Chaos Maulers?

[misty trench]

like in game all you get is ungors, gors (mostly gors), ungor archers which really aren't all that interesting in gameplay and then bestigors for elites

[warm maple]

oh wait there are bestigors

[misty trench]

bestigors function kinda like beefed up (pun semi-intended) stormvermin

[warm maple]

yeah they are the chargers

[cosmic burrow]

Normal procedure before updates

[warm maple]

right?

[misty trench]

yea

[warm maple]

Ungor Archer definitely feels like a mistake haha

with how limited ammo is in Vermintide

Sad though that its unpopular. Beastmen always getting the shitty end of the stick

[halcyon pebble]

its good on total war

[warm maple]

Really? I remember hearing Beastmen were actually pretty weak in TW

They been buffed?

[halcyon pebble]

follow the moo bu train

[warm maple]

wuh

[halcyon pebble]

its shit in TW WH 1

decent on WH2

good on WH3

[warm maple]

nice!

I wanna play TW but I don't wanna spend 200 dollars on dlc LUL

[halcyon pebble]

Taurox faction, basically a walking train

you can 25 turn that character and finish the objective

[warm maple]

Sorry. 584 dollars

Straight up Paradox level of dlc

[halcyon pebble]

can skip most of the DLC

[warm maple]

oh wait nm, this bundle also includes games outside of warhammer

[halcyon pebble]

or just wait for sale

[jaunty flare]

is there no havoc?

[somber stream]

EU parliament voted to ban chat control

Yet another W 🇪🇺

https://www.patrick-breyer.de/en/historic-chat-control-vote-in-the-eu-parliament-meps-vote-to-end-untargeted-mass-scanning-of-private-chats/

[sly path]

Tertium Delux

2000$ please

[dire kayak]

i finally finished my venerable dreadnought

this lowkey sucks

[cosmic burrow]

Oh they managed to not fuck something up

[rain pilot]

I'm so

Gonna sCum

[thick fog]

Anyone ready to escape from Darktide tomorrow?

[cosmic burrow]

Heh

[rain pilot]

No

[cosmic burrow]

It will be fun

Im gonna play so dt today

To warm up a bit

[rain pilot]

I need a party

A strike team on update

[thick fog]

A streak team to raid the darktide

[cosmic burrow]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[rain pilot]

I will

[thick fog]

First expedition raid tomorrow and my entire team disconnects (they died and lost all gear and character)

[rain pilot]

Bingus

[thick fog]

They should have played tarkov before hand

[bitter matrix]

Yes. It’ll be back after the update

[thick fog]

Now that I think about it, what will happen if a teammate dies in a expedition?

[wooden creek]

darkov

[bitter matrix]

From what I’ve seen in a gameplay reveal, they just spawn at a rescue spot like in normal gameplay

[nimble salmon]

How’s my favorite gen chat doing?

[rain pilot]

You must

Burn me

[nimble salmon]

Why tho

[rain pilot]

I am cold

And need the emperor's warmth

With fire

Now set me on fire

[nimble salmon]

Can‘t

Man i hate german weather, last week was sunny now it’s pouring down like there’s no tomorrow

[hardy orchid]

So I'm watching footage of the new update and I wonder, do tech remnants only work towards unlocking the next map node?

Or am I missing something

[nimble salmon]

Idk

[gaunt marsh]

For the Hive Scum that run the needle gun, I ask this in good faith: why?

[hardy orchid]

I honestly thought that Mortis trials would tease the proper Mortis operations game mode but no indulgences in this

Wonder why they did it that way

[nimble salmon]

Commissar Dukane?!?!?!?

[cosmic burrow]

Heavy enemy deletion

[nimble salmon]

Mommissar

[gaunt marsh]

Just her accent, we're like separate people

She sounds normal otherwise

[gaunt marsh]

Understandable, have a good day

[nimble salmon]

Huh

[lethal solstice]

Its like revolver
But better

[low blade]

I am addicted to amphetamines

[gaunt marsh]

I see the vision

[gaunt marsh]

Same

[nimble salmon]

What?

Huh?

Guh

[gaunt marsh]

I shall explain no further
Secrets will be kept

[nimble salmon]

Bro

[sour oyster]

its also free DPS vs. monstrosity. if youre busy doing other stuff, you shoot the 6 needles and go back to whatever youve been doing and like 30% of the boss health will be deleted in a few seconds

[nimble salmon]

I thought you were Dukane and got my hopes up

[dire kayak]

i love dukane's accent

[gaunt marsh]

Me too
She sounds like she's a villain from an Anti-Soviet cartoon from the 60s

[twin flower]

the goard prevails

[nimble salmon]

Accents are a great thing unless you’re tcherman

[somber stream]

Need more southern American accent in Warhammer

[outer tartan]

Make ogryn redncek voice next!

[somber stream]

"Butter My Backside And Call Me a Biscuit, SAH"

[shy sandal]

Americans don't exist in the 41st millennium, you silly Billy

[hazy valley]

The heretics have put us through so much pox gas that they deserve to be hit with the fentanyl slump

[shy sandal]

They all got banished to Starcraft

[somber stream]

Are you implying, at some point, they got wiped out by the space Bri'ish

Look, if space African accent is floating about then i don't see why there shouldn't be redneck guardsman lol

[shy sandal]

As i said. The entirety of the USA got sent through a warp portal to another dimension.

Where tyranids are called Zergs and the Eldar are blue and have no faces

[somber stream]

Still would ngl

[remote remnant]

anyone know what time of day the updates out?

[shy sandal]

We can only speculate

[marsh iris]

brood for the brood god
head for the head throne

[feral vessel]

Good morning Hive Tertium.
The Arbites are at the door of my fucking hab again because I didn't pay taxes, fucking cunts.

[cosmic burrow]

We need more sco'ish people in warhammer

[feral vessel]

I HATE LIVING IN HIVE TERTIUM. IT'S A FUCKING SHITHOLE

[marsh iris]

you dont say?

[somber stream]

flip Leman Russ

"Ye can't park 'ere m8"

[feral vessel]

Do you lot think the Imperium would take me in even though I'm a plant if I asked really nicely?

[south valve]

Fantasy wood elves might

[rain pilot]

Oi lads

[rain pilot]

Knife ears

[feral vessel]

call me a fucking knife ear one more time and I'll.. get mad

[dire kayak]

merrppp

haiiii

[rare pulsar]

Pointy eared leaflover🗣️

[warm maple]

oi mate you got a sump fishing license

[shy sandal]

Tree hugger, bow blondie...

Twig Twink

[tall lagoon]

Enemy health is higher in accordance with higher havoc levels, right?

asking to find out if my revolver breakpoints in auric are fucking worthless or not

[thick fog]

Enemies stats are increased the higher havoc ranks

[tall lagoon]

good to know

[thick fog]

Theres the steam guides pinned in the class channels

[thick fog]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3375980903&searchtext=havoc

[rain pilot]

Knife ear

[winged oasis]

is it possiblee for fatshark to ever slim down their games' storage sizes

[rain pilot]

No

[winged oasis]

[rain pilot]

@feral vessel how be your sanity

[sleek harness]

Be a plant

[rain pilot]

No

[twin dirge]

CHAT CHAT CHAT

THERES A STRAY OUTSIDE

[sleek harness]

Ok

[twin dirge]

AND ITS ALL BLACK

[sleek harness]

Ok

[twin dirge]

such a lil cutie pie

[sleek harness]

Buy them

[low blade]

I have interacted with my first instance of someone using what could be considered a "cheat" mod

[twin dirge]

Was bro immortal?

[low blade]

Nah, just could see the location of all the blight samples on Excise Vault finale. Was pinging them through walls so we knew exactly what room and locker in that room

[twin dirge]

Mood

[rain pilot]

Awesome sauce

[twin dirge]

Ignore them and open every single one anyways

[rain pilot]

You seem to be in a better mood

[twin dirge]

I'm always in a good mood

[rain pilot]

Bs

[twin dirge]

My warp resistance is 80

I'm always in a good mood

[rain pilot]

I'm always in a bad mood

[twin dirge]

Real

[rain pilot]

And have the urge

To strangle

[twin dirge]

The urge to purge majoris

[rain pilot]

The urge to purge anyone that ignores me on purpose

[twin dirge]

I want a kid one day real shit

Fuckin love lil uns

[rain pilot]

I want to not die alone

[rain pilot]

Real shit

[twin dirge]

I just had 3 lil uns come in with their mom and they all acted super respectful and said please and thank you

[somber stream]

🚨 Chuuni 🚨

[twin dirge]

It was heartwarming

[rain pilot]

I am growing more attached to knives

[twin dirge]

Like, 8th grade syndrome?

Or am I missing sum

[somber stream]

Ye

[rain pilot]

Someone send the mental doctors before I Jeff the kill the next person that annoys me

[twin dirge]

Mood

[rain pilot]

Most likely heretic

[rare pulsar]

I had some kids walking under my balkony and they where yelling:”im jeffrey epstein” i died laughing.

[twin dirge]

Runkle is now your nickname

Also lmfao

That's peak

[rain pilot]

The worst part about making a bone stool

You need to kill two people for two sets of femurs

[rare pulsar]

[somber stream]

I saw kids running about the neighborhood yelling SIX SEVEN while doing the hand thing

[rare pulsar]

Im beginning to understand old people

[twin dirge]

Scream Nine eleven and kick their legs out from under them

[somber stream]

Yeah...

[rare pulsar]

Allways hating in the young uns

[rain pilot]

"THERE'S A MAN IN THE WOODS"
I would yell

No context

[rare pulsar]

I bet i was a horrible bastard at that age too tho

[twin dirge]

Oh I know I was vile

[zealous smelt]

new update when?

[twin dirge]

Do we not remember the gummybear song, or worse, crazy frog?

Ts was just noise lmfao

[quaint moss]

YOU STOLE THAT >:3

[rain pilot]

Duck song

[quaint moss]

lol

[twin dirge]

Indeed I did, no regerts

[quaint moss]

i did to, no worry

[twin dirge]

Every generation has their own form of brainrot

[rain pilot]

I'm gonna boil your knife

And make knife soup

[brave slate]

Every generation has its annoying tune

[rain pilot]

The taste is sharp

[twin dirge]

Thank you? It could use a good sterilize

[somber stream]

My age was all about Harlem shakes and 420 mlg

[rare pulsar]

I do

[twin dirge]

420 MLG NO SCOPE MOM GET THE CAMERA OHHHHHHHHH

[rain pilot]

I still 420

[rare pulsar]

GET YOUR JAMBA

[rain pilot]

Ba ba boi

[rare pulsar]

Ringtone subscriptions

[twin dirge]

[quaint moss]

why sterilize, this aint a surgery, this a mugging cuh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[brave slate]

420 blaze it get 360 noscoped scrub

[rare pulsar]

God great times

[somber stream]

Goonen das crazziieeee 🤪

Okay i'll stop

[rare pulsar]

😩

[rain pilot]

I love my knives because I get to stab people

[rare pulsar]

Thank u

[rain pilot]

And I want my knives clean

Because I love my knoves

[brave slate]

buy an ultrasonic cleaner. It's game changing

[rain pilot]

Ultrasonic clean my balls

[brave slate]

I don't know how healthy it is for your sperm...

[rain pilot]

Only the strong survive

[brave slate]

maybe it'll help break up the microplastics in there

[somber stream]

Wouldn't the dead cause puss and then infection

You'll have to chop your balls

[twin dirge]

Does vibrating your sperm...actually negatively affect them?

[rain pilot]

I'll cook your testies bro

[quaint moss]

not if your a winner >:]

[twin dirge]

I feel like the whole suspended in a viscous goo thing keeps that from being an issue

[void smelt]

new patch when?

[rain pilot]

17th

Or like

Read the announcements

Gen Alpha

[somber stream]

My gems are reserved for the chosen one only sorry

[void smelt]

any patch notes?

[somber stream]

Check the blog post, silly frog

[slow verge]

Gonna ask an annoying question. I presumed 17/3/26 is on central European time given Fatshark is located there?

[brave slate]

yes

[worn quail]

Wait the update is today?

[brave slate]

tomorrow

[worn quail]

Thank God

[pallid badger]

I hope they add a long term reason to play expeditions

[marsh iris]

17th is tomorrow

today is 16th

[warm maple]

I assume the tech remnants do something

[marsh iris]

the reward is just unlocking new maps?

[brave slate]

yes. The player with the most tech remnants gets praised by Hadron

[marsh iris]

do we get her used hydraulic fluid

[somber stream]

What's the plan there

[abstract wraith]

Headpats from Hadron

[marsh iris]

to use on my hydraulics

[sudden sorrel]

I'm really looking forward to tomorrow, really curious if they added new voicelines for our characters to react to being outside the hive

[abstract wraith]

Hopefully, that's a lot of voice actors to bring back in though

[sudden sorrel]

true

[abstract wraith]

Though I would imagine Fatshark would do it

[lyric frigate]

hadron wireplay

[marsh iris]

they probably have pre-recorded for this new mode months ago

[brave slate]

They did kinda shoot themselves in the foot by having so many different voice actors

[abstract wraith]

Especially with ogryn getting a 4th

[brave slate]

And it gets tougher with each DLC character added because you need 3-6 more voice actors and a whole bunch of unique lines for interactions between them and the massive existing cast

[somber stream]

All your commodore purchase went into voice recordings

[marsh iris]

no feet?

[brave slate]

Some sort of class from the mechanicus faction actually make sense from a budget perspective because you could just get 1 or 2 voice actors and just alter their voices digitally

[abstract wraith]

The Deep rock way of doing it

1 dude, 4 dwarves

[brave slate]

sounds like my search history

[abstract wraith]

👀

[fleet steeple]

Hey guys where can we read about the weapon buffs coming for the update? Couldn’t see them in the dev news

[brave slate]

Youtube videos from the content creators who got early access. Or just wait 27 ish hours for official patch notes

[wicked sandal]

still trying to decide what class to play for tomorrow, and if its open ground then i guess ill have to plan for that...

[fleet steeple]

Yeah Mistery wasn’t the most informative on it all

Watched his video but wasn’t that great. He woffs on a lot about nothing

[brave slate]

There are other besides Mr Enema

[abstract wraith]

From what I've seen it's an open map. Probably a decent amount of open area

[fleet steeple]

Kind of annoying watching his videos but not many creators on the game

[slow verge]

Open map, ammo supply needs scraps to buy

so I probably will go with psyker or ogryn

[abstract wraith]

Ogryn or Arbi seem like a safe bet

[brave slate]

ryken xiv does a good detailed breakdown

[fleet steeple]

Okay thanks I’ll have a look for him

[slow verge]

Gonna try melee hive scum as well, seems to be massive buff to it

either way gonna resource manage ammo like vermintide now c:

[brave slate]

Can't wait for the new hypermobile scums to dash halfway across the map and get downed miles from any teammates

[slow verge]

Haha gotta love that

[unkempt void]

so why are the bots exclusively vets?

[fleet steeple]

Be nice if they gave the bots some better AI

[slow verge]

because Fatshark still haven't figure out a way to properly implement bots

even though they had all the experience in vermintide

[fleet steeple]

It’s almost impossible to do solo runs on anything other than uprising

[slow verge]

Like I don't even mind veteran bots if they actually use abilities like shout or stance

[abstract wraith]

Just played a round of VT. Forgot how bad ammo was on thag

[fleet steeple]

Should be a minimum of orgryn, zealot, vet and psyker bot, depending what class you plan as

[unkempt void]

the funniest part is having exclusively vet bots and then having a full squad load in and it's also exclusively vets

[abstract wraith]

3 Ogryn bots

[slow verge]

There is a mod called Tertium 5, don't have to bring 5 bots but at least combined with solo play you can bring your own characters

[rancid shore]

Yes please

[slow verge]

Used to enjoy bringing all my characters in Vermintide :c

[slow verge]

Yeah its always low

[rancid shore]

Its coming to darktide

[icy orbit]

That would be dope 3 Oggy bots

[rancid shore]

(it's not

[icy orbit]

Knew it

[abstract wraith]

I want 3 Ogryn while I play Arbi. No death happening ever

[rancid shore]

The update

However

[wise depot]

Is it more bullshit?

[icy orbit]

Ehh I'm not getting my hopes up I'm keen but yeah

[rancid shore]

Damn

[rancid shore]

Wdym?

[wise depot]

also my fire station got paged for a medical call but no fire personnel is responding!!!!!!

[wise depot]

more bugs

[rancid shore]

It's more content

[wise depot]

I’m just sitting here

waiting

🥲

[rancid shore]

Bugs will be there most likely

[wise depot]

I can’t drive any of the trucks because I’m a recruit

[rare pulsar]

Should i buy a nintendo switch?

[shy panther]

i swear to god only the darktide community could be pissed off about chaos wastes 2 💔

[untold abyss]

I hope we don't have to re-create our builds all over again tomorrow

[rancid shore]

No

[rare pulsar]

Why not?

[shy panther]

they could give you mfs 5k irl dollars for every completed mission and you'd STILL find a way to complain

[rancid shore]

Some skills will be changed

[somber stream]

Don't feed the tendos

[obtuse oak]

Not what it is

[wise depot]

I’d be more pissed about the game being more broken

[somber stream]

They're evil

[rancid shore]

You gotta buy games there again

[icy orbit]

Been playing Space Marine 2 mainly due to levelling up. Yes but a switch I gotta pre owned recently and Zelda BOTW.

[untold abyss]

It only means one thing

[rancid shore]

It's...it's not chaos wastes...

[shy panther]

they actually made the trees -roughly- remake themselves

[rare pulsar]

I wanna play zelda tho

[rancid shore]

Some

[wise depot]

Like wym the pox bursters are still silent

[rancid shore]

Oh well then go ahead idc

[icy orbit]

Waiting for the darktide update

[wise depot]

Also, somehow the trappers are getting you thru obstacles

and you can’t hear them sometimes

[rancid shore]

We playing the same game?

Is this ragebait?

[wise depot]

how is this ragebait

[shy panther]

You're on a discord server for a videogame, yes

[icy orbit]

What's this about our skill trees finding themselves?

[wise depot]

You ever dodge and the trapper gets you still?

[rancid shore]

I'm genuinely confused nothing like this ever happened to be in the past 2 weeks since I came back to tide

[wise depot]

how is that rage bait

[wise depot]

Well good!

because you would be pissed

[shy panther]

basically, most of the skills will remain the same or try to rebuild themselves, to a certain point, most of them wont be full builds, but if you havent even touched any of the new/changed nodes, your builds remain intact

[rare pulsar]

Trappers do sometimes shoot thru walls

[icy orbit]

Interesting

[rancid shore]

Never happened to me

[rare pulsar]

And sometimes the net justagically follows u

[marsh iris]

i cast testicular healing

[rancid shore]

Guess my recaf powers made me lucky in game

[wise depot]

Lmao just you wait

[slow verge]

Honestly I wouldn't even consider it QoL haha, but they sold it as one

[wise depot]

they even get you thru bulkwarks’ shields

[rare pulsar]

Too late my balls have been crushed

[wise depot]

which is bullshit

[shy panther]

When its something thats expected, yeah, it kind of is :)

[rancid shore]

What?

[wise depot]

The trapper nets somehow go thru a solid surface (bulwark shield in this case)

[rancid shore]

That's....normal? They don't ignore armor/other enemies they (should) ignore obstacles like a wall?

[shy panther]

no fr this guy has to be ragebaiting

or an avid havoc-only player

[wise depot]

bullshit

[shy panther]

Lmfao.

[wise depot]

a net shouldn’t go thru armor

[wise depot]

I don’t mind if it goes thru hordes

[rare pulsar]

Trappers ignore enemys they can shoot thru anything

The wall thing is a bug tho

[wise depot]

But if it’s a god damn bulwark shield, it shouldn’t go thru

[rare pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-of-clans-goblin-green-wah-wah-wah-gif-2173721757992636770

Damnit

[wise depot]

yeah good job right there

[rare pulsar]

Anyway it does

Deal with it

[wise depot]

what the hell yall, you telling me you don’t yell “bullshit!” when a trapper net goes thru bulwark shields

I’m not dealing with a broken ass game tf

[rare pulsar]

I do and i instantly ragequit

And strangulate myself

For such a rookie mistake

[wise depot]

lmao fuck, the paramedics already booked it

[feral vessel]

I'm using twig twink, thanks.

[abstract wraith]

It's aggravating, but games shouldn't bring anger so..I just don't let it

[wise depot]

That is true

But if a game is broken as hell

[rare pulsar]

I just stroke it….

[wise depot]

Well fuck me

[icy orbit]

Hiyo

[rare pulsar]

U clearly never played mobas

[feral vessel]

..Ew.

[wise depot]

might as well just uninstall

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[wise depot]

cause every patch just breaks the game more

[shy panther]

PLEASE do if this is your attitude 💙

[abstract wraith]

Smite and heroes of the storm

[wise depot]

I think you missed my sarcasm

[icy orbit]

Oh no please Darktide don't turn into Fallout 4

[shy panther]

I think you missed my sincerity

💙

[feral vessel]

radiant quests

paid mods

[wise depot]

what’s another bug on Darktide

[icy orbit]

Unplayable mess

[wise depot]

oh yeah

[feral vessel]

14x the detail

[rare pulsar]

I u dont rage during mobas are u even human?

[feral vessel]

6x the map size

of vermintide 2

[icy orbit]

I'm genuinely scared

[wise depot]

the reapers shooting you even when you’re behind them although it doesn’t happen often tho

[feral vessel]

all new rendering and landscaping technology

[abstract wraith]

Also why I don't play Soulslikes. Aggravating so won't touch, but nah never

[rancid shore]

Everyone shut the fuck up

[rare pulsar]

U never raged during a game ever?

Never ever?

[rancid shore]

@rancid shore
@astral basin

[icy orbit]

My Darktide game has been crashing on launch allot lately.

[wise depot]

it’s weird

[abstract wraith]

Yeah when I was a teen, then realized it was pointless

[wise depot]

it’s been crashing for me too

[feral vessel]

no YOU shut up

cries

[icy orbit]

Ahh geez 😖

[rare pulsar]

I mean i am very calm but ive had my moments

Where im just convulsing in my chair in anger and agony

[wise depot]

did these foos not announce what hospital they’re going to-

[rancid shore]

You can speak now

I just wanted to do the ritual

[astral basin]

@astral basin
@rancid shore

[icy orbit]

I had someone I used to live with trigger me today, out of the blue asking me for fuel money for a few years ago. They wanted it today I laughed told them to get real and blocked them. But geez I'm still fired up

[feral vessel]

Oh! That's fine, petal.

Wait. Am I allowed to petal you?

[icy orbit]

So random it was

[abstract wraith]

That's what happened when I tried to play elden ring so I just promptly uninstalled

[feral vessel]

DARKTIDE UPDATE
TOMORROW!

[rare pulsar]

I see

No it was only league of legends that ever did that to me

[rancid shore]

[abstract wraith]

I tried league once, I just hated it

The world is neat tho

[rancid shore]

Death

[rancid shore]

May I recommend then

Legends of runeterra?

[astral basin]

Its a relatively dead card game
Still updates

[rancid shore]

Yes

[feral vessel]

In the meantime,

[rancid shore]

But still played

[feral vessel]

hop on slopdivers

[abstract wraith]

2kxo was interesting

[rancid shore]

We do not mention that

[abstract wraith]

It's not that bad

[winged oasis]

what else is there to use for arbites other than exterminator shotgun

[rancid shore]

WAIT

HOLY SHIT

[abstract wraith]

Sadly Warwick is bad now

[winged oasis]

because this shi is not for horde clearing istg

[abstract wraith]

Bolt gun

[rancid shore]

DARKTIDE AND ALEX IN SF6 ON THE SAME DAY?!?!

[icy orbit]

I like the shot pistol and the spearhead bolter

[feral vessel]

Boltguns, autogun and uhhh....

[rancid shore]

They are both

[astral basin]

2xko was not fast enough to be a proper fighter
Then again.
I dont play fighters

[icy orbit]

Bolt pistol, revolver and the buckshot extermeemintaidmdmator

[abstract wraith]

Also too biased towards some of their characters needing to be the best

[uncut bone]

TOMORROW

[rancid shore]

Quê

[rancid shore]

Quando (when in Portuguese)

[uncut bone]

17 Marc

[rancid shore]

Marc?

What's Marc?

[astral basin]

Merch

[rancid shore]

Mach speed

[feral vessel]

why the fuck is tf2 buff merc edit song guy here

[rancid shore]

Lmao

[astral basin]

Eh?

[astral basin]

THE MIIIIIIINES

[rancid shore]

Joji pfp

There's a meme with one of his songs

And tf2

[uncut bone]

Are you shining like a wristwatch

[feral vessel]

im on mobile i cant send a gif here :sob

[uncut bone]

Pic and vid channel

[feral vessel]

literally cant bring up gifs on mohile

[amber delta]

CHAT ITS TOMORROW

[feral vessel]

staying home tomorrow

[rain pilot]

Hio

[feral vessel]

darktide is more important than sum 'education'

hio

[rain pilot]

Sergal

Do party with me on update

[feral vessel]

hmmm

[uncut bone]

Tik tok heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down till the thing pop

[feral vessel]

already got two folk for DT

[rain pilot]

Rip

[feral vessel]

One is missus other is a person from a different server entirely

can be a fourth..

[rain pilot]

I play arbites

[somber stream]

Heavy project announced for tomorrow by department head lmao, fuckin timing is diabolical

[feral vessel]

Leave.

[rain pilot]

[astral basin]

Calling all circle k employees
Someone has clogged the toilet again
@twin dirge @uncut bone

[rain pilot]

I liked playing stun bodyguard...

[feral vessel]

Ma the fucking munch server is talking about communism again.

[somber stream]

Knights of the Circle

[feral vessel]

I'm scared.

[somber stream]

Kaaaayyy

[rain pilot]

I'm sad

[astral basin]

Fuuuuuuuck

[rain pilot]

Being sad makes me angry

Being angry gives me bloodlust

I am going to a Wendy's brb

[astral basin]

Id tag @/grey212
But im not sure theyre still in

[rare pulsar]

Huh?!?

[somber stream]

I don't think we're acquainted

[rain pilot]

Sssshhhh

[rare pulsar]

Do not murder wendys employees pla

[rain pilot]

I am murdering the customers

For buying that dogshit

[rare pulsar]

Ok carry on then

[rain pilot]

Burger king

[unkempt void]

so... I'm getting the feeling this game has an issue with not telling you... a lot of things, really

[rain pilot]

All the way

[rare pulsar]

U got it

[rain pilot]

Should be call Burger Emperor

[rare pulsar]

Thats darktide

[rain pilot]

Because it's that good

[somber stream]

Dorktide 🤓

What do you want? Spreadsheets?

[rain pilot]

lads I need a strike team for tomorrow

[rare pulsar]

Thats why everyone came on this discord i think

[unkempt void]

like I figured out by pure accident that the autopistol can be fired while sprinting by default

[rare pulsar]

Cause we wanna know

[rain pilot]

I came here because of quickplay

[unkempt void]

and looking, I can't see a single indication that this is the case

[rain pilot]

I hate it

[amber delta]

thanks I appreciate it

[rancid shore]

A bit

[astral basin]

The game was pretty much revised three times over
The advanced tutorial glosses through most it. Stimms are never explained (tho vermintide players know what does what bc they mirror pots)

[rain pilot]

Np g

[rancid shore]

But campaign helps a bit

[rain pilot]

Ngl I just looked up what stats did and that was it

Joined this server because randoms made me suicidal

[abstract wraith]

Randoms are horrid but I still just play with them 90% of the time

[thick fog]

more clutches for me to flex

[rancid shore]

Yikes

[twin dirge]

I had someone finger paint today

[light fog]

Plasma pistol when fatshark

[winged oasis]

fuck those two zealots who immediately left before a mission

i know who you two are

cowards

[abstract wraith]

Randoms would immediately take everything in a box you just opened

[rain pilot]

Flamer ammo wh*res

[uncut bone]

MOTHER FUC

[winged oasis]

darktide really cant keep me playing for long periods

every mission is just me locking the fuck in and exerting way too much effort

[abstract wraith]

That's about how I am with it

[marsh iris]

im not locked in darktide, darktide is locked in with me

[rain pilot]

I need homies

[abstract wraith]

I have never even touched havoc

[amber delta]

kid named paint

[rare pulsar]

Ill tuck u in and kiss u goodnight

[rain pilot]

@south valve

[rain pilot]

Hell ye

[abstract wraith]

👀

[rain pilot]

👄

[teal token]

E

Do burn stacks with bleed?

[astral basin]

Thats a Big E

[teal token]

E

[thick fog]

yes

[amber delta]

https://tenor.com/view/marikiplier-e-meme-lord-farquaad-gif-22138504

[teal token]

Hello comrade THE MUG THRONE FOR MUGS

[astral basin]

Ask in psyker chat. The only burn application i know about is environmental.
Them stacking sounds like freak math to me

[sleek harness]

Where is the tomorrow spam

[teal token]

Does it work on the combat shotgun? Like special shells burns and blessing for bleed?

[sleek harness]

I thought you freaks were unoriginal

[river ingot]

we are

[astral basin]

@astral basin
@rancid shore

[sleek harness]

So do the tomorrow spam

[river ingot]

why would i spam tomorrow when i can spam today?

[sleek harness]

Because theres nothing going on today

[shy sandal]

It is the best one , i must agree

[rain pilot]

I'm

[sleek harness]

I just made a research

Out of 24 people who joins this server one isn't confined to being a grey namer

[river ingot]

1 ad tech from ad mech pls

[thick fog]

Why you want ads?

[idle otter]

https://klipy.com/gifs/awooo-howling-TEY

[somber stream]

"More than 30 billion images and scans generated by Pokemon Go and Ingress players have trained Niantic’s Visual Positioning System (VPS).

The system is now being used by Niantic Spatial to help Coco Robotics’ delivery robots navigate urban environments"

I fucking knew it

[fair bridge]

saw this yesterday

😔

[somber stream]

I was branded as "new thing bad" people by my mates way back when it launched

VINDICATION

[river ingot]

damnit i wasnt tired of getting stuck on curbs yet

[fair bridge]

i can't wait for people to beat those little robots to death with bats

or just pry them open and steal shit lmao

[somber stream]

Don't forget to wear mask

[amber delta]

🤨

[fair bridge]

robo covid

[somber stream]

We need to nuke Nintendo

[amber delta]

no

too quick

nintento need suffer

[astral basin]

Someone really said “if they can evade a lawsuit by being a clone, so can i”

[abstract wraith]

CO2 poison Nintendo?

[astral basin]

Decided to wrack up how much hate by hitting several corps
Including hog from overwatch

[abstract wraith]

Literally just hog but darker skinned

[amber delta]

hi its jeff from overwatch team

[river ingot]

[feral vessel]

hog rider

hawg ridaaa

[visual vortex]

They wouldnt last in rustbelt states

[cobalt lichen]

[visual vortex]

People would literally beat them to death on the sidewalk to steal the copper wires

[trail linden]

Guys will patch drop on havoc opening?

[somber stream]

I've seen the stories

One with the robot travelling around then got brutally murdered in the US lmao

[visual vortex]

In Philadelphia?

[rare pulsar]

Fckn clanker

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Fuck that robot

[rare pulsar]

If warhammer teaches us anything

[somber stream]

Yeah hitchBOT lol

[rare pulsar]

Do not trust AI

[somber stream]

Ditched on the side of the road like garbage

[rare pulsar]

Deserved

Justice

Abominable Intelligence

spits on the floor

[visual vortex]

It was shot 16 times with a paintball gun or something

[river ingot]

remember to shoot the AI Enemies 2ce after they fall

[rare pulsar]

Gotta make sure

[somber stream]

Human: "The only verdict is total AI death"

Also human:
Got steamrolled and collected to make bio-batteries

[visual vortex]

Least it's human

[jade stump]

sounds like a decent snack for the tyranids

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[jade stump]

fuel and biomass in one

[visual vortex]

That's kind of their whole thing

[limpid vigil]

Ok but hitchbot was at least a cute way to test how ppl react to hitchikers. No actual inteligence as it was just a puppet that looked like a robot. All it showed in the US is that ppl hate hitchikers

[visual vortex]

That and we hate robots

Suck to suck doesn't it?

Maybe next time don't take away the job from the crackhead?

[river ingot]

suck what?

[limpid vigil]

Honestly if it looked like a muppet id bet it would get all around the US without a scratch

[somber stream]

It's not just about hitchhikers, US folks have a tendency to wreak things i'd say. But then again, if the very same thing were to repeat, it won't be just the US

[abstract wraith]

I thought Hitchbot was cute

[visual vortex]

the only man allowed to beat a crackhead within an inch of his life in this fine country is me

[visual vortex]

It's called precognition

We saw the future and saw it as a job to beat it to death

[visual vortex]

No

We just hate robots

[limpid vigil]

I was thinking it was the government anti hitchiking psyop that caused all the hitchikers horror stories wich caused the culture

[somber stream]

You know those popular cat feeding videos based on internet donations?

[rare pulsar]

Dont go into strangers cars please

[somber stream]

There were groups of people organized to hunt down those cats and said places. Fortunately the cat lovers out number and outresource them

[limpid vigil]

Wich proves my point that if it was a muppet no harm would come to it

[blazing shadow]

I’m literally having nightmares when playing Havoc +30-32, not even joking, is anyone suffering from this?

[limpid vigil]

Yes

[somber stream]

Think they hired gangster to hunt down the "hunters" lmao

[visual vortex]

With how much europeans stereotype Americans about how much they love working and love their job it's surprising Canadians thought it'd be smart to put a robot through America

[rare pulsar]

Unless u are a 300 pund male then u can go into strangers cars

[visual vortex]

Europeans are supposed to be smart

[somber stream]

It would be gutted, beheaded then incinerated, LIVE

[river ingot]

how strange we talkin?

[visual vortex]

The muppet would've looked funny beaten to death all the same

[rare pulsar]

White van with ominous odor

[visual vortex]

And a homeless guy wouldve done the same

Trust me

[abstract wraith]

Go into the free candy van

[limpid vigil]

Here is the issue - canadians contrary to popular belief are not european

[south valve]

Someone pinged me

[river ingot]

does it come with a ominus hum and candles

[abstract wraith]

Do it, it'll be funny

[visual vortex]

Here is the issue- they're french and not american

[amber delta]

and europeans are not smart

[visual vortex]

Which means i dont like them

[rare pulsar]

Americans are just english speaking frenchmen

[visual vortex]

They stereotype over actually proving stereotypes they put on others are true

[limpid vigil]

Ask a frenchman if he likes his milk in bags and he would beat you to death with an overbaked baguette

[rare pulsar]

Without them u wouldnt even exist

[somber stream]

Canadiens being nicest folks is pure propaganda

[visual vortex]

Then act surprised when you bite badk

[rare pulsar]

The french lowkey saved ur ass

[visual vortex]

🤯

Im not french

Tho

[rare pulsar]

Without the french no america

[visual vortex]

No

Without the irish

[limpid vigil]

Yeah considering they call it the geneva checklist

[amber delta]

without the italians

[south valve]

🇫🇷 🥖

[sleek harness]

Imagine owening French

[abstract wraith]

Without the French is correct

[rare pulsar]

No the french literally carried the war

[river ingot]

french hate 🙁

[visual vortex]

Irish carried vietnam

[rare pulsar]

U lost that one remember?

[visual vortex]

Incorrect

Politically yes

[rare pulsar]

Cooe

[visual vortex]

Battle-wise no

[rare pulsar]

Cope

Cope

[somber stream]

The hell are we even talking about rn lol

[rare pulsar]

Cope

[amber delta]

vietnamese carried vietnam

[visual vortex]

🧠

[sleek harness]

About country losing

[abstract wraith]

^

[rare pulsar]

Battle wise 100%

[limpid vigil]

I can hate the french yet still admire their tendency to protest and find entertaining eays to bring their government down a peg

[sleek harness]

Most likely Ollpheists country

[visual vortex]

I dont have a country

If i did we'd never lose

Because id nuke every other country into fine dust

[limpid vigil]

Also guilottines are as a tool one of the coolest things invented

[amber delta]

my country always loses

even when we win we end up losing

[sleek harness]

Then receive the double of nukes back

[visual vortex]

Billions must happen 😭

[visual vortex]

Worth it

It wouldve been funny

[rare pulsar]

Finally some peace and quiet

[limpid vigil]

The only reason i hate the french is the fkd up dishes they created

And no i do not mean cheese

[sleek harness]

My country doesn't join wars

I am awalys safe

[rare pulsar]

They have good food too tho

[visual vortex]

Cheese is good though

[limpid vigil]

Well i do mean one kind of cheese

[visual vortex]

Wait

Mkst cheese has mold in it or something

Nvm

I HATE frenchmen

[amber delta]

french language is digusting but beyond that I hate le french meme is so forced

[sleek harness]

Cheese is mold dude

[visual vortex]

nvm

[rare pulsar]

Thats actually an italian cheese

[visual vortex]

J love frenchmen

[sleek harness]

Expoiled milk

[rare pulsar]

With the maggits in it