general-chat

[stuck crescent]

It is a British ip

[fathom geyser]

god darktide is so fun

[river ingot]

[elder oasis]

Btw enginseers are a kind of tech priest. Iirc Hadron is specifically a technoarcheologist??? But i cant actually recall so dont quote me on that

[limpid vigil]

I mean they even have brii'sh marines (Plaguemarines)

[south valve]

Orks are just Londoners

[elder oasis]

Orks are specifically football hooligans

[fathom geyser]

theres a planet called birningham

[south valve]

Guardsmen are the SAS or something

[limpid vigil]

I know idk how much they knew as they said they got into warhammer abt two months ago so i did not wanna bombard em with classifications

[twin flower]

If the SAS were dispensable

[south valve]

Khorne are the football fans when their team lose

Nurgle are Warhammer World visitors

[elder oasis]

You have to bombard them, they must be scared away from the setting before the plastic crack addiction can take hold

[willow zodiac]

Yeagh spare my media illiterate brain for a second I need to actually play more darktide </3

[rancid shore]

i finished lunch

so that means

[elder oasis]

I did not finish lunch

[south valve]

Tzeentch are Oxford professors

[rancid shore]

@rancid shore
@astral basin

[south valve]

18

[twin flower]

I mean you can like 40k and not be into the minis imo

[stuck crescent]

Celwyddwr wyt ti

[willow zodiac]

Wait, I'm supposed to be into the minis?

[south valve]

Beastmen are Welsh people /j

[twin flower]

Uhh, I dont think so?

[elder oasis]

Well true being closer to the source increases the risk of infection

[stuck crescent]

YOU CAN ONLY LIKE 40K IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR PAY ON PLASTICS

So says James workshop

[elder oasis]

You should not buy any plastic from GW they dont deserve it

That said i own like 5 armies

[stuck crescent]

Nah, that's the Scottish

[willow zodiac]

Thank god my painting skills are that of a crack-induced artist with sleep deprivation

[twin flower]

Pog

[willow zodiac]

I will NOT do the overexpensive figures justice

[twin flower]

It is hella pricey

[patent grove]

I only have 1 mini, unpainted still. 2 primaris marines on some sort of ATV/quad buggie

[twin flower]

I got some freebie ones about ultramarines

a mate of mine attends the local mini painting meetup they got going here

[stuck crescent]

If they ever bring back steel legion, I'll get back into the hobby

[twin flower]

Arent they lowkey dead tho

[elder oasis]

Technically they are a mix of multiple cultures. The simplest way to explain it is beastmen are what the romans thought of germanic tribes and the wood elves are what the germanic tribes thought of themselves in a very very rough and loose fashion.

And its not just germanic as GW loves to mix in a bunch of stuff together.

Like how bretonnia has a ton of themes that are french and some that are english and other that are neither

[stuck crescent]

To quote a dear friend

[south valve]

I thought you'd quote a sheep friend

(sorry)

[stuck crescent]

"Not even Rome wanted Scotland"

[willow zodiac]

Tbf a lot of worldwide cultural lore stems back to a lot of similarities and retold stories in different hues

[elder oasis]

To quote a deer friend, "munch munch munch munch" (they are eating grass by the highway)

[stuck crescent]

This is why I voted plaid cymru

[elder oasis]

No why?

[south valve]

Are lizardmen based off Aztek stuff or is it something else?

[elder oasis]

No regiment can really be killed, each has like a million battalions and are spread all over. Even blowing up their homeworld does little to kill off the regiment

[stuck crescent]

GW probably won't ever bring them back, because the meme-korp has a similar aesthetic

[elder oasis]

A mix but yeah mostly aztec. However iirc some other stuff leaks in so sometimes its more generic

[south valve]

I see

[elder oasis]

There names arent aztec tho

They are mostly jokes

[south valve]

Oh?

[stuck crescent]

And let's be honest, their always going to prioritise space marines

[elder oasis]

Basically GW makes a joke name and changes letters to make it look vaguely foreign enough for most english speakers to accept it as aztec

[south valve]

GW choosing between ultramarines and ultramarines

[twin flower]

Aren't Steel Legions mostly conscripted gangers as well, I wish they leaned more into a mixed get up of ganger and whatever you call the Steel Legion drip is

[elder oasis]

But its nonsensical

[twin flower]

Real

I like space marines more if its in a 30k setting

[elder oasis]

One skink for instance is literally called "teeny weeny" but its not spelled like that

[twin flower]

40k has to be defo about Hive Cities or Guardmens Regiments

[elder oasis]

Another is called "tik tak to" but with Qs and apostrophes

Basically none of the names for lizardmen are well studied aztec names afaik

[stuck crescent]

Classic GW problem:

Eldar are unpopular so they don't get supported

OR

Eldar don't get supported so they're unpopular

[south valve]

I see

[elder oasis]

There might be some outliers im not familiar with as i am also one of those English speakers that wouldnt recognize actual aztec terms

[south valve]

I don't think I've ever known someone to be an Eldar fan

[elder oasis]

Eldar are one of the more popular xenos

[south valve]

Oh right

[elder oasis]

But elf hate is culturally acceptable

[south valve]

I must be looking in the wrong places

[stuck crescent]

Honestly hate tau more

They're just not fun to play against as guardsmen

[twin flower]

I think it'd be Tau being the least liked

[elder oasis]

For 40k sure tau get more hate but thats mostly from a specific set of people who remember certian editions.

Elf hate is universal

[twin flower]

League of Votann when

Give us space dwarfs

[elder oasis]

I love the kin!

[stuck crescent]

(Still hate krieg more)

((Obviously))

[elder oasis]

sad shovel noises

[stuck crescent]

SHUT UP

[south valve]

I like Tau

[stuck crescent]

CAU DY GEG

[elder oasis]

Hehe i knew it was the memes you must hate

[south valve]

just because of their aesthetic really

[willow zodiac]

TAU??? WARFRAM-GUNSHOT

[elder oasis]

No one hates krieg for their actual lore

Its always the memes

[twin flower]

They got interesting mechas

[stuck crescent]

Well that and they're just really lame

Faceless test tub babies

Thanks lyons

You got rid of the thing that makes the guard compelling

[south valve]

Yeah

[pure lodge]

I think im about to buy this game

[south valve]

not as cool at the Imperium's stuff, but still very cool

[stuck crescent]

Oh, I hate lyons's books

[astral basin]

“Too bad your deployment zone is in range of my first shooting phase”

[pure lodge]

I hope i can get lots on hours on this game, seens rlly fun

[elder oasis]

See my intro to them is siege of vraks campaign which i enjoyed

[stuck crescent]

I just thought vraks was bolter porn

Not for me

[elder oasis]

It was a major campaign book released by forgeworld

[south valve]

Bolter porn?

[elder oasis]

It had amazing rules in it

[elder oasis]

Its when a book is like "generic action book" but for warhammer sorta

[stuck crescent]

Fighty-shooty bang bang

[south valve]

Right

[elder oasis]

Typically involves marines fighting a lot

[river ingot]

dakka dakka dakka dakka

[elder oasis]

Hence bolter porn

[sleek harness]

What the fuck is bolter porn

[elder oasis]

We just explained it rat

[south valve]

Scroll up for like one second

[stuck crescent]

Silly rat

[south valve]

Unwise Rodent

[elder oasis]

Foolish even

[stuck crescent]

Stupid

[sleek harness]

I am not going to scroll up to know what you guys were talking about to reach this topic

Probably is even worse

[elder oasis]

Its literally not

[sleek harness]

Liar

You all freaks are liars

[elder oasis]

Its the opposite of a euphemism

Whst is the term

[stuck crescent]

But yeah, everything I don't enjoy about the krieg is mostly because of lyons's series of books

[elder oasis]

Dephinism?

Was is the word someone help me

[sleek harness]

No

[fair bridge]

i've been laying on this damn couch doomscrolling for over an hour

[south valve]

You'll get there

[fair bridge]

fuck

[elder oasis]

When a typically dirty term is used in a pg way

Like telling someone they suck

[sleek harness]

Freaky

[south valve]

Sarcasm?

[elder oasis]

Or saying you raw dogged a work out

[south valve]

idk

[sleek harness]

Raw dogged

[stuck crescent]

That sounds like a sex thing

[south valve]

Rat dogged

[elder oasis]

Euphemism is when you use PG words to mean smth dirty, this is the opposite

[sleek harness]

Not freaky

[south valve]

dysphemism

[little marten]

Imma jam your donut

[stuck crescent]

What kind of jam?

[elder oasis]

Dysphemism

Is the word

[little marten]

Raspberry

[sleek harness]

Nerd

[elder oasis]

Thanks tithe rat

[sleek harness]

Ruining the fun of everyone

[stuck crescent]

Cau hi

Ratman

[south valve]

I googled it

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Fun ruiner

Party popper

Popper?

Pooper

[south valve]

Poppy

[elder oasis]

Anyway bolter porn is a dysphemism since its using a dirty word to refer to smth that isnt dirty

[somber stream]

You know that one swallow before you get sick?

[south valve]

Everyone make fun of him, he made an easy spelling mistake!

[stuck crescent]

Hahaha

SSSTTTOOOOPID

[south valve]

FOOOLISH

[sleek harness]

This doesn't really work on me

Because I have a reason to

Dumbass

[stuck crescent]

Real catch 64 situation here

[south valve]

😨

He's 2 cool 4 school

[sleek harness]

You saw that as cool?

[stuck crescent]

Rad af

[sleek harness]

What is wrong with yall

Like

Actually

[stuck crescent]

SOO COOL

[stuck crescent]

EVERYONE

LOOK HOW COOL HE IS

[south valve]

COOL MOUSE

HAHAHAHA

[sleek harness]

So like

Are you guys going to make a better topic orrr

[stuck crescent]

Catch 64 moment

[south valve]

Like that?

[sleek harness]

Not being demented

[south valve]

My pb is 63

[south valve]

Bit rude

[stuck crescent]

Init?

[sleek harness]

I seriously don't know what you freaks talking about

Are theses old words

[south valve]

Cool?

now it's quite modern

[sleek harness]

What even is a catch 64

[stuck crescent]

Rad

[stuck crescent]

What are you, stupid?

[sleek harness]

No cultured on americans

[south valve]

It's like catch 22 but the first 3d Mario games

[stuck crescent]

Don't you know video games?

You don't know donkey kong?

[sleek harness]

This was to supposed to be a Mario 64 reference?

Lame

[sleek harness]

I know him

It's that one gorilla

[stuck crescent]

You don't know Mario?

[sleek harness]

Mari

[stuck crescent]

nintendo?

Foolish rat

[sleek harness]

The overpriced company

[stuck crescent]

Fool of a rat

[sleek harness]

Weren't you supposed to be hating on krieg 24/7

[stuck crescent]

I can multitask

[sleek harness]

You aren't

[stuck crescent]

I am

[sleek harness]

You haven't said a single krieg racist remark

[south valve]

Woah woah

jumpscare

[sleek harness]

I said krieg

Dumbass

[patent grove]

Itsa me, a Mario

[stuck crescent]

Guys look

Its Mario

[sleek harness]

Idgaf I won't buy your overpriced games

[stuck crescent]

He said the thing

Itsa him

[pure lodge]

I just bought this game!

[south valve]

I don't think Welshie own Nintendo

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[south valve]

but I might be wrong

[sleek harness]

Who

[stuck crescent]

You

You're welsh now

[fallen tree]

have fun :>

[stuck crescent]

You've always been welsh

[pure lodge]

Thank you, im sure i will

I’m happy i finally get to play this game

[stuck crescent]

Ease yourself into it

[rocky maple]

hello everyone, i hopped back on darktide after quite some time, is that godroll spreadsheet still around?

[pure lodge]

been looking forward to play it for a week or so now

[sleek harness]

This game sucks

Theses freaks will just lie to everyone

[stuck crescent]

Don't listen to him

He's welsh

[elder oasis]

Darktide is good

[stuck crescent]

Naturally untrustworthy people

[elder oasis]

And a skaven

[sleek harness]

Ghost that's racist

like

[stuck crescent]

Shut it, welsh rat

[sleek harness]

What the fuck

[elder oasis]

Good, you deserve it

[sleek harness]

No seriously

[elder oasis]

Skaven are trash

[sleek harness]

That's racism

[elder oasis]

Night goblins supremacy

[sleek harness]

I thought you freaks are cultured

[stuck crescent]

Rats aren't a race

Foolish rat

[elder oasis]

But there are rat races

[sleek harness]

I am skaven

[south valve]

Darktide general moment

[stuck crescent]

Nah

They're rats

[sleek harness]

You seeing this guy?

Defending a racist

Unbelievable

[stuck crescent]

Rats aren't a race

[south valve]

Ratist

[elder oasis]

Skaven is a species i guess. However cultural ideas of race has lead fantasy to call other sentient species races even when that makes zero sense and isnt equivalent at all

[stuck crescent]

Nah

They're rats

Rats aren't a race

[sleek harness]

Skavens were cursed humans

So yeah

A race

[stuck crescent]

Nah

They're rats

[sleek harness]

A part of the human tree bloodline

[stuck crescent]

Rats aren't a race

[south valve]

BELL LOVER

sorry, I don't know where that came from

[sleek harness]

Okay I am getting tired of you

Can you like

Leave

Like

Shoo

[south valve]

Bit rude

[sleek harness]

Go away

[stuck crescent]

I'll never forgive you

[sleek harness]

Fuck off

[stuck crescent]

Foolish rat

[sleek harness]

No I am serious

[stuck crescent]

You aren't people

You're rat

[elder oasis]

No not all, remember the story was rats enlarging. However humans can become skaven as well but some are rats

[sleek harness]

No

Not really

[stuck crescent]

Yes

[elder oasis]

YES

[stuck crescent]

Yes really

[elder oasis]

THE BELL

He added the bell to the statue

It rang 13 times at midnight

It made all the rats bigger and the biggest walked on 2 legs and ate everybody in the town

Those were the first skaven according to the legend

[sleek harness]

It's a legend

It's probably not even true

I know the truth

[stuck crescent]

Its definitely true

[elder oasis]

Skaven dont even keep history. Stfu

[sleek harness]

Yeah

That's why we stole from humans and dwarves

[stuck crescent]

Is it because they don't know how to read?

[sleek harness]

They have really nice books about us ngl

[stuck crescent]

Because they're rats

And rats can't read

[pure lodge]

Does Warhammer fantasy have vampires?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Also Age of Sigmar

The continuation of Fantasy

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

Age of shitmar

[pure lodge]

Whats the difference between that and fantasy?

[stuck crescent]

Its not as good

[elder oasis]

Its because their society is made to maximize their own and others suffering and having a record would make them wise to this

[pure lodge]

I barely know anything about fantasy sooo

[sleek harness]

Fantasy was discontinued and Age of Sigmar continues it

[pure lodge]

Ohh

[sleek harness]

Also it does some changes to the rules and stories

[pure lodge]

Thats cool

[stuck crescent]

And everything unique to fantasy was scrapped

[elder oasis]

Only some eh? Bit of an understatement

[stuck crescent]

So it plays like 40k

[sleek harness]

Overall then

[pure lodge]

But does age of sigmar take place AFTER the end times?

[stuck crescent]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[pure lodge]

Huh, that’s cool

[sleek harness]

Sigmar saved everyone he could

[pure lodge]

I thought everyone died after the end times

[sleek harness]

I mean

Probably most did

[elder oasis]

Not everything, many modern factions are fantasy ideas taken to an extreme.

Without the strigois you wouldnt have FEC. Black orcs made the modern orcs. Etc

[stuck crescent]

I forgot how bad age of sigmar is

[elder oasis]

Its literally fine

[stuck crescent]

I meant in terms of gameplay

[elder oasis]

But okay

[stuck crescent]

Agree to disagree

[pure lodge]

Thats cool, I didn’t know that

[sleek harness]

Ghost can I talk to you in DMs

[elder oasis]

I think its foolish to think fantasy had the better ruleset in any objective sense. It had pretty major issues and its capacity to update armies was often lacking

[sleek harness]

Ghost

[elder oasis]

AOS is a skirmish game tho and i understand the dislike of that compared to the rank and file approach fantasy had

[elder oasis]

At your own risk skaven

But also if you send a dm i have to accept the request anyways so i feel asking is a superfluous step

But i suppose its polite

[sleek harness]

It's a warning

For you to see it faster

[elder oasis]

Send away friend

[sleek harness]

I already did

Like

2 minutes ago

[normal thorn]

does anyone know what exactly hopoo games do in deadlock? I mean the core gameplay is still from 2024 but somehow i cant resist the thought that this game heavily reminds me of risk of rain 2. Maybe they make items?

[livid glacier]

FOR THE LEX!!!!

oh elo everyone

[sleek harness]

Where 40k

In this

[pearl viper]

https://share.google/Vn0ygdJThVx4u4bAM

[livid glacier]

[sleek harness]

I cannot talk to someone without my 40k dose

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae

Hello

[livid glacier]

Elooo

[stuck crescent]

Elooo

[normal thorn]

and its just a link to a community server?

[normal thorn]

I am Alpharius.

[sleek harness]

Who

[normal thorn]

Good question

[river ingot]

does anyone play doom? dead franchise?

[whole beacon]

does a weapons MK go up as you upgrade it?

[normal thorn]

i can say this franchise is doomed

[sleek harness]

No

But it is not dead

[normal thorn]

does anyone play deadlock? dead game?

i had to say this

[river ingot]

what class would you put the bfg on?

[normal thorn]

handheld artillery or direct energy weapon. Maybe combination of two

[stuck crescent]

does anyone play darktide? dead game?

[normal thorn]

SKITARII TOMORROW

[south valve]

They should make a discord server for that game

[normal thorn]

fatshark give me admech class and my life is yours

[stuck crescent]

That would be cool

[normal thorn]

yeah imagine if there would be announcement channel and calss channels where people could discuss builds for their favorite class

[south valve]

A man can dream

[pure lodge]

The new doom game had some pretty bad things

Like the open world sections

[normal thorn]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HDZEF4XXEAIzu8C.gif

[pure lodge]

Like seriously what kinda doom game needs an open world section that slows the gameplay down by a lot

[stuck crescent]

People could even talk about how much they hate krieg

[south valve]

Tragic

[whole beacon]

??

[fallen tree]

urge to main tac axe.. rising...

[south valve]

Nah, I think there's only be Krieg fans there

[normal thorn]

or how much they love moebian 6

[normal thorn]

both on ogryn and psyker, love the outfits

[stuck crescent]

Crazy

[vapid matrix]

I don’t wanna wait

[green vector]

Weapon MKS are just different types, different swing patterns different fire rates etc

[south valve]

you like Krieg?

Best opinion ever?

[elder oasis]

Your wish is granted but its as the medicae servitor and all you can do is spectate

[normal thorn]

not as admech or cadians

[south valve]

Pieces of my mind are floating away

[normal thorn]

w/w

[south valve]

Fair

[normal thorn]

"please take me with you, im so lonely"

[river ingot]

miss those lines

[elder oasis]

Sometimes the equipment expresses existential dread, just ignore it

[south valve]

Lohner and Olysia got a bad ending

[sleek harness]

But batman have patience

Are you not him?

[normal thorn]

its kind of funny, becuase as i entered darktide chat i saw deadlock players and now i see this

like

[vapid matrix]

I am patient

[sleek harness]

Cool

Wait 2 days

[vapid matrix]

Not coming in 2 days

[sleek harness]

Wdym not coming

[vapid matrix]

When is release

[elder oasis]

Tuesday is expeditions

The new class isnt till after warhammer skulls

[vapid matrix]

Hm that’s 2 days

[normal thorn]

yesterday

[stuck crescent]

Two years ago

[elder oasis]

Aprox. I suppose. Idk when fatshark releases it timezone wise

[green vector]

Cheeky 11 hour sleep

[vapid matrix]

How do u use ur brain so efficient

[normal thorn]

drugs

[sleek harness]

I thought you were talking about expeditions

You know

What normal people are waiting

[vapid matrix]

Im waiting

[sleek harness]

Then why are you calling me dumb

[stuck crescent]

Im waiting

[vapid matrix]

Im Not

[normal thorn]

all my homies wait for admech class, not some pesky expiditions. Only after ascension we can praise Hadrone better

[river ingot]

[sleek harness]

You just did

You liar

[elder oasis]

Efficient isnt dumb

[vapid matrix]

Im Batman

[stuck crescent]

But they didn't

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[river ingot]

we must find tech for hadron to make happy circuit noises

[normal thorn]

toaster

[vapid matrix]

Guess what

[sleek harness]

No

[stuck crescent]

What?

[elder oasis]

I had hadron praise me the other day. She said smth like "these operatives are very competent, i take full responsibility"

[vapid matrix]

Cicken Butt

[stuck crescent]

Damn

He got me

I got batman'ed

[green vector]

why you 18 now

16 yesterday

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[elder oasis]

They went down in the roster

[south valve]

She wants you bro

[green vector]

you were #16 yesterday

dont wot m

me

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[elder oasis]

I dont want her to want me ;-;

[south valve]

Beth?

[stuck crescent]

Beth?

[low blade]

God please never add an Admech class it'd be so funny

[normal thorn]

id send syberian pox to the fatshark office if its not next character (joke)

[elder oasis]

Next class is eldar mercenary. And in the video for the class they will murder an admech person for no reason

[low blade]

SOVL

[normal thorn]

kroot slave

[stuck crescent]

The next class is swagger

[elder oasis]

I am unfamiliar with this acronym

[stuck crescent]

Just swagger

[analog marsh]

Fatshark when the next class isn't Admech: 🔥🔥

[normal thorn]

even worse, genestealer

[elder oasis]

Id play as a genestealer

[normal thorn]

id be one of many

[river ingot]

he plays like zenyata and cree

[normal thorn]

play hive scum then. Needle pistol is good

[low blade]

Another 20 trillion copes to the cogboys

[elder oasis]

I do play hivescum

Needle pistol is very good indeed

[normal thorn]

what grenade you use?

[elder oasis]

Boombringer and sometimes flashbangs

[normal thorn]

boombringer you mean rpg?

[elder oasis]

Yes thats the name for it

[green vector]

[dire kayak]

mrrrrp :3

[green vector]

hivescum dont you mean fent user?

[normal thorn]

i hate people with rpg

[cobalt lichen]

[normal thorn]

i throw my damn krak grenade only for them to destroy the panzerfaust ogryn faster

[elder oasis]

Its for the event XD too many ogryns!!!

[normal thorn]

imagine if they add a squat sniper/stealth/support only to kill vet more

[elder oasis]

But also i play heavy on tox chem and the flashbangs dont regen when chem kills them (except for needle kills for some weird reason) so boombringer makes sense for the event.

Might switch to chem grenade for the hive scum changes to better proc the new tough regen maybe

[cobalt lichen]

Me when poxwalker sounds from every direction

[normal thorn]

chem grenade is so good, my favorite as hive scum personally

[elder oasis]

It would be cool, but they said they wont add a class with a height difference anymore so vet is safe for now

Until the skitarri class releases and invalidates his guns with better guns

[normal thorn]

"for now"💀

[elder oasis]

Vet is actually in a good spot atm

Expeditions makes alot of their guns good picks too and sniping is alot more relevant there

[normal thorn]

recon lasgun infernus build is just belissimo on the tip of fingers

[elder oasis]

Recon looks very fun

[green vector]

vet is absolutely bussin

[elder oasis]

So many lazers, its a light show

[low blade]

Infantry lasgun buffed. But not enough

[stuck crescent]

Its fun

[green vector]

untill they fix the recoil its never being used

piece of dogshit

[elder oasis]

The foot of that streetfighter character looks like the hand of your palanite pfp

[low blade]

I use it. Its a simple life

[normal thorn]

the one with highest rpm is most useless among recon lasguns, but i guess if you could prok bleeding on a gun it would be a dream. But its basically what chem pistol does so sadly no

[low blade]

Please dont bring up the frame I dont wanna get cooked by chat again

[elder oasis]

Im sure you like her for the combos or smth

[stuck crescent]

Obviously

[normal thorn]

who the hell makes comparasments like that

[stuck crescent]

Ghost

Apparently

[normal thorn]

you are right

[normal thorn]

since when Alpharius is black?

[elder oasis]

Thats solomon lol

Solomon akkura

The current leader of the largest force of alpha legion atm

[normal thorn]

im not to deep into new alpha legion lore, they are all for me bald and Alpharius still.

[normal thorn]

Whats with exodus or the primarch himself??

[elder oasis]

The primarch is nowhere to be found and exodus presumably starved to death by now

Solomon is a post heresy marine and didnt take the facial reconstruction surgery to look like alpharius

[normal thorn]

so now alpha legion is just another warband without anything confusing going on?

just like they were in dow1?

[green vector]

im in a helbore kinda mood

[stuck crescent]

NO

NO

[elder oasis]

They always were operating as seperate cells since the loss to gulliman where he definitely killed alpharius (he didnt)

[green vector]

i need some krieg cosmetics

all i have is shitty cadian

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAHHHHHH

[green vector]

LOOOOOL

[elder oasis]

Solomon has simply brought a ton of those cells together into a larger warband

Alot of the cells are still seperate and operating on their own

Such as the unsung

[normal thorn]

didnt Omegon was killed by dorn? Damn, im really missing on the lore right now. I thought plot was stucked on lionel johnson wanting to visit the robot girlyman

[stuck crescent]

I liked the redacted

They were neat

[elder oasis]

Yes Occam is cool af

[normal thorn]

basically a legion reformed

[elder oasis]

Yeah in a way definitely

Solomon currently has the primarchs weapon as well

He uses it as a sorta badge of authority

[normal thorn]

i hoped that gw would put some tomfoolery of them getting loyal again becuase of hole reason they helped the chorus

like

but i guess they are just now kinda

[feral vessel]

Oh! then I like Metro more

[normal thorn]

kinda black and powerful

[elder oasis]

You can read about Solomon in the renegades series

He has 2 books atm

[normal thorn]

havent finished horus rising, cant

[elder oasis]

The newest is called ghost legion

And the oldest is called harrowmaster

[elder oasis]

Its not relevant to the HH series but i get it

[stuck crescent]

I liked how harrowmaster explained the modern alpha legion

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[patent grove]

I need to play metro exodus again

[green vector]

horussy

[patent grove]

100% it

[elder oasis]

His group has peeps who look like alpharius as well. Its a hodgepodge of warbands all from different circumstances

[stuck crescent]

How could horus "the hersey" lupercal do this

[normal thorn]

i just know from an youtuber that have a friend in saber interactive and so he said one loyal primarch will return 100% and maybe traitor primarch redeemed or back in plot (dont remember). Damn, whats next next then, rotting morty gonna take a shower?

[normal thorn]

john heresy

[elder oasis]

The thing with the alpha legion is since they didnt go into the eye they age normally so legion era marines are like.... super rare

The unsung being an example of a warband of heresy era marines

[elder oasis]

I dont suspect they will redeem morty but emps did say it was possible

[rain pilot]

Hello

[elder oasis]

Hello joe

How are you

[normal thorn]

its Chekhov gun, if its there it will shot someday

[rain pilot]

The same as usual

🚬

[elder oasis]

Its not chekhov's gun since warhammer doesnt have a 3 act structure lol

So many details get mentioned and never brought up again

[normal thorn]

maybe another Chekhov gun is that they retconned death of horus, the emperor in new lore didnt killed horus with an obliterating demon knife or whatever it is

[normal thorn]

makes sense

[elder oasis]

Its chekovs roullete and the gun has a billion rounds loaded and half are blanks

[stuck crescent]

He's just....the worst

[normal thorn]

99% are blanks

[elder oasis]

This is true

Other then angron but like he is more understandable

[normal thorn]

damn i still wish just for once adressed the most badly written character in the 40k universe

Arik Taranis as i remember

[elder oasis]

Perty gets flak for decimating his legion once, angron did it every Wednesday

[normal thorn]

the thunder warrior that got the astartes geneseed and became immortal.

[elder oasis]

I thought the worst character was grammaticus

[normal thorn]

peter turbo would've done it for just feeling envy

[normal thorn]

who?

[elder oasis]

Live in ignorance, its better that way

[normal thorn]

i refer to Arik Taranis this way becuase writer as some people say confused thunder warriors and astartes and etc

[normal thorn]

no

[elder oasis]

The emperors wife is another people dont like (its not his wife but its funnier that way)

Primarch mommy

I forget her name

[normal thorn]

Edra

[elder oasis]

His name is John Grammaticus and hes a perpetual people love to hate

[normal thorn]

erda*

[feral vessel]

hello all..

[normal thorn]

for what reasons?

[normal thorn]

🫀

[feral vessel]

Is this supposed to mean something, petal??

[elder oasis]

Alot of people dont like his additions to the plot in books he is in. But idk the details

[tawdry edge]

John Bolterrifle, creator of the Bolter Rifle

[normal thorn]

🚫

[elder oasis]

He works for the aliens that tell the alpha legion they had to side with horus

[stuck crescent]

Perty has both a victim and saviour complex

[normal thorn]

about perpetuals, its such a shame that Ollanius pius was cut

or was he?

[pearl viper]

yeah....

[pearl viper]

a place that is more likely to have an answer to your not darktide question

[rain pilot]

Hio

[normal thorn]

if there are no info on what hopoo games are doing exactly for this game i dont think there would any on this server

wait im dumb

i thought i was on deadlock server

oh god

funniest thing

[feral vessel]

is it stalker or darktide today.

number or face.

[normal thorn]

spikes

[normal thorn]

[elder oasis]

I wouldn't say he has those complexes, he doesnt really have the signs. Remember seeing yourself as a victim and tool for tyrants doesnt mean you have a complex. Especially as a primarch where thats legit true

His issue is more to do with not receiving gratitude

He wants recognition

Its middle child syndrome

[normal thorn]

he actually grew up in latest books

[elder oasis]

Daemon perty acts like a good dad in the novels he shows up in which i find funny

Tbc i mean good dad by like primarch standards

[stuck crescent]

I actually really like perty, but i think he suffers the worst from inconsistent writing

(Dorn is still better)

[elder oasis]

Yeah its an issue with warhammer in general

I legit hate any fabius bile outside his trilogy

[feral vessel]

walking around the bar
see some random duty guys sprinting for cover
ominous howling in distance
emission

enviromental storytelling

[sterile kayak]

hiiiii just a quick question. are the class and weapon changes written or posted in a bulletin anywhere? I saw some youtube videos about it but I'd rather just read them if possible. tyia~!

[elder oasis]

Dorn is obtuse and dumb

[rain pilot]

Oooooo what you doing

[feral vessel]

stalking.

[rain pilot]

Hopefully me

[feral vessel]

existing in the zone of alienation

[rain pilot]

Oh

[stuck crescent]

No

[elder oasis]

Ive never had a Dorn story i liked

[rain pilot]

Damn

[stuck crescent]

That is sad

[elder oasis]

I havent read them all tbf

But events he is apart of make me very unhappy

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp

[elder merlin]

[feral vessel]

Meprpp

[stuck crescent]

That's fair

Not a fan of lion john

[elder oasis]

His reaction to konrad was absurd, the iron cage incident is... well its smth. I disliked some of his siege moments

I dislike the lion for similar reasons

His obtuse moments are cringe

However the lion after a quick 10k year nap is pretty cool

[rain pilot]

@feral vessel how's the story coming along?

[elder oasis]

He is doing smth none of the primarchs did, which was learn and become better

[stuck crescent]

I honestly didn't really enjoy son of the forest

[feral vessel]

it's working.

[elder oasis]

He realized he was obtuse and became less so

[feral vessel]

good

enough

i need a break from everything

for a bit.

[rain pilot]

Nice 👌

[elder oasis]

Ah then we might have very different tastes

[green vector]

god i fucking love spamming go here pings

[stuck crescent]

I thought it was ok

[rain pilot]

You need

A snuggle buddy

[stuck crescent]

Gwyrdroi

[green vector]

[elder oasis]

My fave loyalist is prolly Gman or the khan (however one incident with the khan causes me to seethe and put him below gman)

[green vector]

HA

true

[feral vessel]

yuh im gonna go look for one

[rain pilot]

Meeeee

[green vector]

go to dms wtf

[rain pilot]

Na

You cringing fuels me

[stuck crescent]

I am too hungover for this

[south valve]

Too much Thatchers Gold?

[stuck crescent]

Strongbow

[green vector]

ye im sure it does bro

[elder oasis]

The khans burn to fulgrim after fulgrim made the comment on his ships is so dumb and absurdly mean and makes zero sense in context.

He is bullying fulgrim for saving his sons from super space cancer because fulgrim mentioned he supercharges his space ships engines.

Anyways it rubs me the wrong way

[rain pilot]

It does

[feral vessel]

I did not ask for this.

[rain pilot]

☺️

[feral vessel]

By the way

don't blame me here

[green vector]

true

[rain pilot]

insert deus ex meme here

[dire kayak]

that's so real,,,

[rain pilot]

Sergal

I need to be made into pie

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, for whatever reason the khan really didn't like fulgrim for some reason?

Its not even the first time he goes out of his way to antagonise fulgrim

[rain pilot]

I must be made into a pie

🥧

[stuck crescent]

It's weird

[elder oasis]

Its his pride, the khan has similar flaws to fulgrim but just isnt very showy. So when he interacts with him or is compared to him he gets defensive.

Its also why a slaaneshi daemon attempted to tempt him. Despite his supposed lack of ego he actually was quite prideful on some level.

Reserved might be the word. He doesnt care to show off but insinuating he sucks pisses him off

But i like the khan for his general freedom and resistance to the emperors ideals while being reasonable about it

[rain pilot]

Interesting

[stuck crescent]

Pre-blade fulgrim really wasn't even that bad

Just kind of a try hard

[elder oasis]

Yeah he was flashy but he was competent and competitive. Many were like that

[stuck crescent]

The only primarch that tried to befriend konrad

[rain pilot]

I love you guys

[stuck crescent]

I love me too

[rain pilot]

I know

You're so lovable

[elder oasis]

I love you too Joe, even if your pfp is sad

[cobalt lichen]

[rain pilot]

[south valve]

I don't

[elder oasis]

Oof

[elder oasis]

Tithe rats are cold people

[jaunty path]

The emperors children were doomed from the very start ngl

[green vector]

me neither

[feral vessel]

HI MISSUS!!

[jaunty path]

Hi merp

[stuck crescent]

Imperial fist best legion 👊

[south valve]

Yeah

[stuck crescent]

✊️ ✊ ✊ ✊ ✊

[south valve]

I like how they're good at holding a postion

[nocturne bloom]

My body is in immeasurable pain

[south valve]

like really digging down

[jaunty path]

Aimming to be like the emperor is very stupid and already grounds fof slaanesh

[south valve]

like how you might do with trenches

[stuck crescent]

They are yellow, best colour

[south valve]

There's this guardsman faction that does the same thing actually

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[south valve]

you might like them

[green vector]

KRIEG WOOOOOOOO

[cobalt lichen]

Krieg time my fellows

[jaunty path]

I hope you get through it dude

[stuck crescent]

Cer i grafu twpsyn

[somber stream]

Long shift or got lucky

[jaunty path]

Uhhhhh

[nocturne bloom]

Hopital

[south valve]

"Go and scratch a piece"

[somber stream]

Damn, get well soon Lamia

[jaunty path]

Lamia got teleported from his perspective

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, just about

[livid glacier]

FOR THE LEEEEEEX!!!!

[nocturne bloom]

Im pretty sure the hospital beds just made me feel more in pain

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

I will refrain from making joke about US healthcare system, this once

[dire kayak]

hold on ill get my apothecary mini

[nocturne bloom]

They've never done me wrong. Beds just suck

[dire kayak]

that's fairrr

[dire kayak]

i hope you recover

[somber stream]

Are the nurses cute at least

[nocturne bloom]

Usually

[paper bluff]

So when I use the Psyker Lightning staff secondary sometimes a Lightning bolt will discharge from my staff at the same time as I’m shooting chain lightning. What triggers that?

[elder merlin]

No

[somber stream]

2 server members admitted to the same hospital despite living on different states, amazing

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat a hospital

[somber stream]

Spotify kept shoving Selena Gomez songs my way

What could this mean

[dire kayak]

i think it wants you to listen to selena gomez

i hate spotify they removed konton boogie im gonna eat them

[ember nimbus]

daimon blades by streumon games fucking rocks

go and try it

[little marten]

‘Shoving’

[somber stream]

I'll have you know i never once actively search for her songs

No wait, actually i lied

I have 'Love you like a long song' in my library

[dire kayak]

expeditions in 2 days,,,,,

[green vector]

[ember nimbus]

i still havent finished the event

we got like 2 more days on it right?

[somber stream]

Yes, just in time for the new update

[ember nimbus]

1 day 17 hours apparently

[chilly osprey]

yes beloved i do think dukane is a bitch.

[elder merlin]

Removed who?

Hmmmm, i see

[dire kayak]

one of my favourite songs

[elder merlin]

Not my thing

[shell goblet]

PAUL 💗

[elder merlin]

What you think of either of those? @dire kayak

[elder merlin]

Waddup Lacey, how you been?

[shell goblet]

been okay 😌 little bit of this little bit of that :3 how about you ? ✨

[dire kayak]

i love them all

[stuck crescent]

Not Simon Pegg's best work

[dire kayak]

i love flavor foley

[elder merlin]

Just been chillin, some games i been wantin to come to console are finally comin to playstation, other than that just waiting for dlc for RE9 and Wilds, some other stuff too. What about you?

[elder merlin]

I see

[dire kayak]

the pot nods in agreement

[rain pilot]

@jaunty path gang gang?

[delicate vapor]

jackpot

[rain pilot]

pot of weed

[shell goblet]

fair bit of total war since the tides update :3 picked up vermintide 2 and it feels like reuniting with a long lost friend bc i loveeee wh fantasy.

that said i've been having a lot of fun on darktide again these days tho !! fell back in love with psyker.

[elder merlin]

What bout dem? @dire kayak

[dire kayak]

i haven't listened to these before i need to try them

[fair bridge]

@somber stream idk if you were the one who originally posted pot nod but if u did can u post more pots

[somber stream]

The pot belongs to @orchid lynx

[jaunty path]

Must roll my ass out of bed

[somber stream]

God dang

[dire kayak]

the pod smirks in admiration

[rain pilot]

keep rolling

[elder merlin]

Nice, dat total war 40k is comin to consoles at some point. Honestly, im just waiting for a update that gives new weapons to Ogryns, i want a pair of gauntlets or brass knuckles. Also, do you like Roguelikes/lites? Abyssus is finally coming to consoles

[lilac crag]

gay

[dire kayak]

the pot explodes in rage

[somber stream]

That's a whole pot collection

[elder merlin]

I wish Vermintide 2 was crossplay, i need people to play Chaos Wastes with

[rain pilot]

the pot with the glock

[orchid lynx]

I've got like 15 of em

[somber stream]

Are you a pot connoisseur

[lyric frigate]

POT OF GREED

[rain pilot]

POT OF WEED

[lilac crag]

pot of seed

[elder merlin]

I used to have alot of the jar and pot yugioh cards

[rain pilot]

mmmm

seed

[lyric frigate]

holup

[somber stream]

Don't let Zelda see this

(I never play the game)

[lilac crag]

pot of seals?

[shell goblet]

idk how a total war game would function on console but i'd be scared to find out tbh

somehow i keep forgetting ur playstation even tho ur one of my only non-steam friends in game

[rain pilot]

dual wielding bolt guns

new hive scum weapon

[stuck crescent]

I'll take pot over krieg commissar

[shell goblet]

i agree tho ogryns need some lovin with their weapons

[elder merlin]

Your console boots up and blows up

[shell goblet]

i really haven't played many roguelikes tbh

[elder merlin]

PS gang gang and all dat

[shell goblet]

real. most of the things that i like about darktide over vermintide can be attributed to darktide just being a newer game

[rain pilot]

Graphics settings:
Console<
Low
Medium
High
Epic

[elder merlin]

I fuckin wish they'd atleast give console players the damn vermintide 2 darktide cosmetics at this point, i want the mohawk for my Ogryn

[rain pilot]

No fuck you

that is fun

Fuck your fun we are putting in what we want
-Game devs once they hit it big

indie or AAA

This happens each time

[shell goblet]

hopefully if there's ever a vermintide 3 it'll come with crossplay, more fluid combat like darktide, and a few other mechanics but i know if i even utter the words "vermintide 3" in the vermintide discord i'll get all but sent to the stockades

[shell goblet]

the WHATTT cosmetics

[rain pilot]

They are asking for cosmetics like Vermintide got

[cosmic burrow]

Fatshark is working on theire own ip now

[rain pilot]

I am going to hive scum

😩

[elder merlin]

You are on steam, dont you have them?

[lethal condor]

About to try darktide for the 1st time. How come i never knew about this game . Im a geek for l4d like

[rain pilot]

playstyle?

in games ususally

[shell goblet]

no i literally still don't know which cosmetics we're talking abt still 😭😭

i'm trying to recall if i've even seen them before

[rain pilot]

@lethal condor I am talking to you lad

[elder merlin]

Its hairstyles and some facial hair from vermintide 2 that they put in darktide, if you played vermintide 2 on pc

Ogryn got Bardin's slayer mohawk, there is a kruber moustache, etc

[dire kayak]

we're rats, we're rats, we're the rats

[elder merlin]

Listen to those songs, poozer

[shell goblet]

when did they add these ??? its been so long since i've even looked at the character customization screen

[rain pilot]

I feed rats to my snake

[lethal condor]

Just like the l4d type gameplay and hordes. Like world war z . The new toxic commando which is good btw its fun. But just brutal games j did not know warhammer had one man and I hear good things

Hell divers 2

[rain pilot]

that is not a playstyle

You just told me what you played

What do YOU DO

[elder merlin]

Since the release, i thought? Or atleast when it actually got good and released in a better state, it was a downloadable thing

[lethal condor]

Lol you know what I mean the gameplay .

[shell goblet]

idk i really haven't looked tbch ill have to check when i get home ig

[rain pilot]

My brother in the emperor

[cosmic burrow]

Playstyle and gameplay are 2 very different thing

[elder merlin]

Nah, dude, its his playstyle.

[rain pilot]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thick tulip]

usually cry and hide behind teammates.

[rain pilot]

Vet main

[shell goblet]

horde shooters are popular these days. even deep rock is the most popular it's ever been nowadays

[cosmic burrow]

I mean s6 dropped a month back

People are still getting through it and can o back to previous seasons

[lethal condor]

@rain pilot are spacemarines in this . And thanks im gonns try them

[elder merlin]

Rogue Core is going into early access on May 20th, im hoping it'll get a console release by the end of the year at this rate

[rain pilot]

Ogryn or Arbites is your class

[shell goblet]

that's sick i haven't played deep rock in about 3 years i just see people playing it every day in my old darktide servers lol

[cosmic burrow]

New region new enemies new mission type

Whats not to love

[green vector]

ghost shit games are a funny dev

[split mauve]

i mean, payday 3 and killing floor 3 might just kill their companies

[elder merlin]

My buddy keeps trying to get me to get that Toxic Commando game, but i didnt like that World War Z game all that much that Saber also made

[cosmic burrow]

And ABDSOLUTELY GORGEUS WEAPON SKINS

[green vector]

capture lightning in a bottle and decide to divert resources to a board game noone asked for and a dogshit bullet hell game

[elder merlin]

I heard the payday 2 and killing floor 2 dev guys left and thats why the sequels suck

[shell goblet]

yeah at least they did season passes better than other season pass games.

unfortunately i just mentally checked out a season or two after they even added season passes at allhaha

[cosmic burrow]

Maybe for the better

[elder merlin]

Or were those the same guys?

[split mauve]

most certainly for the better

[lethal condor]

I can switch classes right

[jaunty path]

The lack of doner for one

The lack of kebabs

[paper bluff]

I’m almost broke on datmine.

[jaunty path]

The utter absence of browntop pudding

[elder merlin]

I heard the payday dev is making that one cyber heist game, i forget the name of it, Wolf something or other

[lethal condor]

Whst class do yall recommend for beginners

[river ingot]

anyone hear anything good about that halloween game?

[jaunty path]

Vet or zealot

[split mauve]

they had to do company cuts so even that might be in doubt

[jaunty path]

Preferably zealot

[lethal condor]

Ohhh I got byt add on i will do that if I like game

[jaunty path]

Or vet both good

[thick tulip]

or maybe zealot.

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat zealot

[elder merlin]

Den of Wolves, oh and they also made GTFO as well

And i dont know, thought the Payday 2 dev left and made his own studio or some shit

[green vector]

just blatantly ripping off the name den of thieves then

[split mauve]

yeah, that company has some of the founders

[shell goblet]

arbite will let you waltz through just about everything up to heresy even with the worst teammates if you have it. the dog is like a more useful bot teammate

[elder merlin]

Never heard of Den of Thieves

[green vector]

its a move

movie

about heisting

[elder merlin]

Ogryn

[split mauve]

makes sense

[green vector]

+1

[elder merlin]

Your mums about heisting

Gott'em

[green vector]

your mums been heisted more than big bank

[elder merlin]

Probably

[jaunty path]

[green vector]

[elder merlin]

[lethal condor]

I can switch around right test diffrent classes

[green vector]

ye

just make a class of each and fuck around

[wooden creek]

Can't switch class, but you have enough character slots to make one of each. Everything else can be changed.

[elder merlin]

You either stick with one class til the day you die or we're all gonna jump you in a back alley on friday

[green vector]

behind tesco

[elder merlin]

Yeah, behind fresco

[elder merlin]

[paper bluff]

My Count Dooku Psyker character gets the funniest interactions in chat.

[green vector]

[lethal condor]

Are you really stuck with one class