general-chat

[rain pilot]

I know that meme

Classic

[lyric frigate]

wha

i wasnt even

referencing anything

[wet swift]

I will explode your balls mate, watch your heretic tongue

[rain pilot]

It's an old meme about hollywood shotguns

[lyric frigate]

ah

movie guns in general actually

yep

[rain pilot]

Look it up on youtube

Old vid but funny

Guy is pumping the shotgun shells out of the gun the whole vid

[sly fiber]

Just wanted to ask if they fixed the preformance on consoles yet

[wet swift]

Bro break the line on arbites is the best, I love butting heads with muties

[rain pilot]

"I got 17 shells left in my 49 magazine"

[wet swift]

Performance on pc is garbo as well, wait until they fix that first lol

[rain pilot]

That's just console

Idk what to say man

I used to be a Sony fan until the PS4

That console was fucken asssssss

[wet swift]

Also if a god damn person alone can make a weapon customization mod I don't understand how fatshark can't

Mod is now obsolete because the author didn't update it but still

[craggy nebula]

Fatshark made that entire customization system, the guy just added a UI interface to let players access what's already in the game but inaccessible

[cosmic burrow]

gw said no

[sly fiber]

I mean after a update a few months ago it got much worse, it was fine before so i was wondering if they fixed it

[wet swift]

Really? I don't think so, no way

[rain pilot]

I am saying that console companies

are doo doo

[wet swift]

Then where is it? The weapon customization

[cosmic burrow]

mate if you know anything about mechanicus you will know why it was deleted

[obtuse oak]

iirc that's not entirely true, the mod author had to do quite a lot of work to make it function

[craggy nebula]

yeah but he didn't make the assets or anything else

[wet swift]

No way lol

[craggy nebula]

Fatshark scrapped the concept midway through development

For reasons

[sly fiber]

Oh yea i agree, but i was referring tp performance on darktide specifically, since after a update to the game i started getting much worse preformance its not about the console

[obtuse oak]

Yeah it's true that the assets are apparently modular to some extent under the hood

[tired compass]

In a Call of Duty game

[obtuse oak]

Early interviews suggest that it was going to happen and then the game launched without it and with an unfinished shitty crafting system instead

[wet swift]

What now? Because the game is not cod we can't have weapon customization? Dumbest thing I heard all day

[obtuse oak]

We don't know why, but it looks like the sort of decision that a dev only makes when they have no other choice

So make of that what you will

[wet swift]

Wow

[obtuse oak]

Keep in mind that space marine 2 and rogue trader dont have weapon customisation either

Ask yourself why

[wet swift]

Let's hope moders saves us again lol

[wet swift]

Because the game is not first person and you barely notice the weapon anyway? Dark tide mode let you put red dots on weapons and stuff

[obtuse oak]

I don't mean aesthetically

I mean mechanically

Neither lets you add sights or longer barrels or bigger magazines or whatever to guns

SM2 circumvents this with multiple variations of the same weapon

[wet swift]

Yeah red dot on boltguns was awesome and helpful i meant and not just color

[obtuse oak]

But you can't change anything about them either, beyond a perk system that is suspiciously similar to blessings

What do these games have in common?

GW.

[wet swift]

Nah bro no way, they have no reason to do this

I hope

[wooden creek]

End of the line is that we don't know the exact reason for why the weapon modification system was scrapped. Theories include technical hiccups, lore reasons etc.

[brave slate]

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, all guns still have picattiny rails all over

[craggy nebula]

yeah man, GW would never remove customization options from their game and setting - oh wait

[split mauve]

darktide players when they step on a turd while walking their dog be like

"damn you GW"

[patent grove]

Time to try out heavy sword

[wet swift]

I want to think this as well but god dam too many points in the graph

[fiery crystal]

They almost didn't let Fatshark give the Warrior Priest a flail lol, it's def possible

Not saying it's guaranteed but yeah

[blazing ibex]

Don't get too used to it

It's getting reworked.

[sly fiber]

Does the game still have lag and rubberbanding problems?

[blazing ibex]

It's gotten worse for me recently

Probably because of the upcoming update tbh

[split mauve]

i don't think that's how it works

[sly fiber]

Ah great, iwas unplayable for me before ever since ine of the updates

[wet swift]

They have that ban able word lore bible and they act like experts like the game's lore is actually holy

[limpid vigil]

I hope fatshark uses the big meeting room for something

[fiery crystal]

Meanwhile they let Fatshark give the dead Empire soldiers morions in the game

[blazing ibex]

Reallocation of resources for a major update. It's not the first time this game's servers have shit the bed before an update like this.

[fiery crystal]

Like bro they aren't Estalian

[blazing ibex]

That being said

[limpid vigil]

I don't remember the name of it but it's the one behind the big gold door on the morningstar

[blazing ibex]

It's honestly been progressively worsening for me ever since that 6gb update

[split mauve]

you mean the 6gbs update that was meant to help performance

[low blade]

Empire soldiers have been pictured often with morions, the Morion was stupid popular in the HRE its just associated with conquistadors more because movies

[limpid vigil]

Yknow i'm kinda happy fatshark didn't pull a finals

[brave slate]

That's gonna be Brunts bedroom when he gets back

[blazing ibex]

I don't even think that's what it was meant to do.

Whatever it was meant to do, the games felt worse for me ever since at least

[limpid vigil]

I was thinking it could be prestige room but ig if an ogryn did prestige it would just become a brunt

[blazing ibex]

And allegedly its not just me

[fiery crystal]

Really? I haven't seen any official artwork where they have that, you mind sharing? And the morion would be popular in later periods than when the Empire is based on

[limpid vigil]

That's how he came to be

He reached lvl30 and prestiged

[split mauve]

it was 1.10.4 no?

[limpid vigil]

I'm just saying this would be a rly bad decision but one i could see em making in a bad timeline

[split mauve]

one of the main points was "Improved memory usage to increase performance on lower-end devices."

[low blade]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammerfb/images/b/b4/Empire_7th_edition.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000

You can see one here

[blazing ibex]

Tbf the performance isn't what's gotten hit for me

[split mauve]

the other was "Several improvements and fixes to stability and network performance. "

so uhh

[brave slate]

A prestige system would be nightmarish if it resets all your skills and puts you back at level 1 😱

[blazing ibex]

It's the connectivity for the most part

Which, ya

Definitely did not fix

And arguably has been worse

[sly fiber]

Ever since that one (at least i think it was that one, a few months ago) my preformance dropped to that of a laptop

[fiery crystal]

Sorry I don't see it, which guy has one?

[limpid vigil]

Not if it had free cosmetics. Id do it for a cool vet helmet. Also it would give an incentive to go play lower difficulties again. Or mortis trials

[split mauve]

many such cases

[blazing ibex]

I have never been pounced from several feet by instant pouncing dogs quite like how I've been getting pounced recently. It's nuts.

[limpid vigil]

Also for those wondering pulling a finals mainly means making an update with just shop cosmetics and nothing else

[split mauve]

it's also easy to forget darktide is a 4 years old game

[blazing ibex]

I can legit see myself being rubberbanded into their space as they land it

[split mauve]

and really shouldn't run this shit on modern hardware

[brave slate]

They already have a system for cosmetic unlocks, the penances, but they haven't really given us any new updates since it was added

[limpid vigil]

Well next update they are adding more cosmetic penances

And you could make prestigeing a penance

[sly fiber]

Like battlefront 2 is running vetter for me and that came out in 2017

[limpid vigil]

Or they could just make it so you get resources for going past lvl 30

[split mauve]

i mean, yeah that makes sense

not really sure what is the point you are trying to make with that one

[sly fiber]

Its nearly unplayable on console too, felt like a chore just trying to get through a mission, i tought it was the gas from an event but it wasnt that

[limpid vigil]

I think if they made a good prestige system it would garner a lot of goodwill in the community.

But only if it's good

[sly fiber]

What i mean is ever since the update darktide runs like shit

[brave slate]

It adds cosmetics unlocked by doing penances but I meant the penance point system. The final unlock is the blue moebian armour set and that was from ages ago

[split mauve]

i'd argue it always ran like shit

[sly fiber]

It did but it wasnt as bad as its now

[feral vessel]

Always has been?

[river ingot]

vocal minority only people ever talking saying the game runs like shit about the game

[limpid vigil]

Oh you meant that. I think they should go the drg route with seasons so new players can still earn old penance tracks

[sly fiber]

It was playable at least and now i cant even aim

[limpid vigil]

If they made new ones

[blazing ibex]

It's definitely worse nowadays

Almost like

The engine itself is struggling

[brave slate]

Come to think about it ... The flaw is that it would feel pay to win since DLC purchasers can accumulate more penance points

[blazing ibex]

Gee. I wonder why. 🤔

[sly fiber]

Like yea there were some issues always but its just way worse now at least for me, at this point i cant even play it

[limpid vigil]

That also my gripe with the system

[astral laurel]

Wrong it came out in 2005. Anything newer is a pale imitation

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, king

[river ingot]

it does go on sale

[sly fiber]

Havent trued the older ones but thats probably right

[limpid vigil]

I mean i did buy arbites cuz i love their kinda playstyle but the pennance points feel unfair but i also see why then not granting em would be a problem. Ideally the classes would be free

[astral laurel]

Real BF2 does show its age but it's a phenomenal game and there are still active servers if multiplayer is your thing.

[hazy kestrel]

Rectify this error. NOW

[sly fiber]

At this point im just waiting for some fix to preformance if there ever will any because i just cant play darktide like this

[teal token]

E

[astral laurel]

If you're on PC, though, you want the Unofficial v1.3 patch

[sly fiber]

I definitely will, from what i saw the old games are much better gamplay wise

[sly fiber]

Console unfortunately

[hazy kestrel]

I can still hear the voice lines. FOR THE REPUBLIC!

[astral laurel]

Need to get yourself an Xbox

[brave slate]

It's frustrating that we have a bunch of systems in the game that kinda just stopped being relevant because they haven't updated them. Melks shop is another example, completely useless now

[astral laurel]

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE WRIST ROCKETS

[hazy kestrel]

SOMEONE TAKE OUT THAT SUPER!

[astral laurel]

the battle is ours to lose

[limpid vigil]

Id say it would be usefull if you could trade melkbucks for resources

[hazy kestrel]

JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS

[limpid vigil]

Or buy a customized roll for a weapon

[brave slate]

Mos Eisley cantina hero assault. Loved that gamemode

[sly fiber]

I am on xbox, the newest one

[astral laurel]

The game came out in 2005, you want an OG to play BFII on console. It's on Steam, though

[teal token]

Is bleed worth taking for combat knife?

[brave slate]

It would definitely incentivise new players to complete their weeklies

[hazy kestrel]

I ‘member the old map intro sounds from the original Battlefront.

[split mauve]

right, we need more of that weeklies/daily bullshit don't we

[stiff elbow]

theyre just cosmetics lol

[astral laurel]

do do do do dee dee dee deet
do do do do dee dee dee deet

[stiff elbow]

its not like completing penances actually gives you anything game changing

[fiery crystal]

Which blessing?

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right

[astral laurel]

I want my cool armour

[stiff elbow]

a "pay to win" game would include paying for something that ACTUALLY does something gameplay wise

[limpid vigil]

If they ever added weapon attachments this is where i would put em

[astral laurel]

Though I'm going to drop the best Star Wars FPS take:

Republic Commando.

[teal token]

I use Flesh Tearer and Uncanny atm

[stiff elbow]

darktide could be one cus they got the DLC classes

[hazy kestrel]

Now that was a great one

[fiery crystal]

That's the meta build for vet at least

[astral laurel]

short but so good

[fiery crystal]

Or used to be a few months ago

[brave slate]

Admittedly a poor choice of words on my part

[sly fiber]

Is theres one thing darktide needs (other than a preformance boost) is more cosmetics or at lest more freedom to custpmise them

[hazy kestrel]

I remember playing these off-shoot versions of Star Wars: Battlefront on my PSP

[stiff elbow]

its okay

[hazy kestrel]

Elite Squadron and Rogue Squadron

Such peak

[teal token]

Is the 60%+ damage on weak spot hit good?

[astral laurel]

What Darktide needs is a furry class like Felinid

[split mauve]

read it again (it's good but limited)

[stiff elbow]

We Agree!

[astral laurel]

Give us catgirls

[sly fiber]

Welp imma assume fatshark didn't do anything to fix preformance yet so ill just wait another few months and hope its playable again

[stiff elbow]

darktide needs more free cosmetic penances

[river ingot]

darktide needs force unleashed force push on psyker

[stiff elbow]

darktide needs to pay my bills

[brave slate]

I weep for my boi Sev

[stiff elbow]

darktide needs to take care of my children

[hazy kestrel]

Taking me back to the halcyon days of playing that on my Wii

[stiff elbow]

darktide this darktide that

[split mauve]

i'd suggest riposte instead

[hazy kestrel]

Motion controls were fun as hell

[stiff elbow]

if a DARKTIDE borrows a fry, darktide... is you gonna give it back?

[split mauve]

mercy killer isn't that good imo

[teal token]

+60% weak spot damage (enemy with bleed)?

I see

[split mauve]

tho vet can use it better

[void smelt]

darktide needs a new balanced class

like a Black Templar Chaplain

[void smelt]

to be in line with the hive scum dps

[teal token]

Welp it has been a while not using the combat blade so mk VI still good?

[brave slate]

Anyone remember star wars kinect? It had such banger songs

[fiery crystal]

For vet it's the better option yeah

[limpid vigil]

Now that i think abt it they could make sire melk the nrg equalizer in the chaos wastes

[fiery crystal]

For zealot there's a debate still I think as to which is best

[limpid vigil]

like make him guarantee you a certain mission node or something in a run if you pay him melkcoin

his main thing is intel after all

[void smelt]

milkcoin

[limpid vigil]

no that is for hadron

[brave slate]

Melkies

[limpid vigil]

oh god

a frip frop video just dropped

yipee!

[limpid vigil]

Ah my my favourite ration bar - three melkskiiteers

[wet swift]

man how do i struggle to get 90 fps with 7800xt on med graphs

and the illumination off as well

[limpid vigil]

poor optimisation caused by the downward trend of striving for better graphics at all costs

it is not hard to optimize

[wet swift]

yeah man i was about to say, they need to fix the performance

[limpid vigil]

If a german cat furry youtuber can make a switch game that runs at a stable 30 fps while having the whole entire map loaded big companies do not have an excuse

[south valve]

I'm really curious what game this is now

[limpid vigil]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3064060/Super_Chipflake__Quest_for_the_Uncooked_Schnitzel/?curator_clanid=45600741

It is also on the switch and yes it has stable 30 fps

[south valve]

Sehr interrsant

[cobalt lichen]

you had me at German cat furry

[astral laurel]

You know what bugs me

Animal Crossing has you play as a human in a world of anthropomorphic animals. WHY CAN YOU NOT PLAY AS A FURRY.

[south valve]

(i'm fluent (❌))

[cobalt lichen]

so true

[astral laurel]

Pokopia you play as a ditto that transforms into a human. LEMME BE POKEMON.

[limpid vigil]

best part is they have their entire devlog out there documented as tiktok videos

every feature and all of the optimisation

[oak nexus]

:D

[cobalt lichen]

you must be human and you will like it 🔫

[astral laurel]

I will eat your femurs.

[limpid vigil]

scp 106 be like

[cobalt lichen]

do not
they’re made of brass

[astral laurel]

Nah I'm just a bearded vulture

[limpid vigil]

mmm antimicrobial

[cobalt lichen]

I thought so

[astral laurel]

Stomach acid has a pH of like 1. Guaranteed I can dissolve that shit

[cobalt lichen]

nah
Not into that

[limpid vigil]

fun fact - the smell of brass stuff is the smell dead germs give off cuz copper and brass kills germs

[astral laurel]

No just your femurs.

[limpid vigil]

wich is why i want brass doorhandles so bad

[cobalt lichen]

I need those

[astral laurel]

You can get more

[cobalt lichen]

you can get more

Git yer own

[limpid vigil]

Ask the weird decaying old guy in the floating cube prison , he has a lot of femurs

[astral laurel]

I'm not sure what that is a reference to

[cobalt lichen]

But what if he gives you lemurs?

[limpid vigil]

Scp

[astral laurel]

ah

[cobalt lichen]

saucy condiment place

[stiff elbow]

i like the way melk says 'literally"

[stiff elbow]

"of course not! that idea is 👶🏽WIDERALLY👶🏽 unthinkable..."

[astral laurel]

"Do you need the longer words explaining"

[limpid vigil]

they have the old teleportation guy in a floating metal cube prison and they stop him by breaking a persons femurs and making them a sacrifice

[limpid vigil]

i love how there is also a warhammer scp

[limpid vigil]

truly everything can be an scp - including bronze age fertility godess smut

[cobalt lichen]

mmmmm

the good stuff

[stiff elbow]

link

link please

[limpid vigil]

are you sure?

imma just give you the number

[ancient violet]

Hello chat

[south valve]

Is it actually nsfw?

[ancient violet]

Should I play COD or Carp

[limpid vigil]

yes

[tired compass]

Guys, do you know how to get access to the Expeditions that folks are playing on Twitch?

[cosmic burrow]

smut implies it is

[cobalt lichen]

large bobs woman is a little bit nsfw

[limpid vigil]

it has a pop up that needs to confirm your age

[brave slate]

Haddock

[limpid vigil]

SCP-4960

[cobalt lichen]

I forget the Mal0’s number.

[limpid vigil]

pls read the addendum to 4960 for a good laugh

i beg

[brave slate]

Gotta wait until Tuesday. Only the playtesters and youtubers can play it for now

[cobalt lichen]

Wish I was a play tester 😞

I do game dev so would be a nice insight to what goes on pre-release

[limpid vigil]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3973

[brave slate]

Become a darktide tiktoker and Fatshark may sponsor you

[limpid vigil]

for those curious here is the warhammer scp

[cobalt lichen]

nah
I’m just going to continue remaking Darktide things for fun

[south valve]

It's literally an ultramarine mini lol

[cobalt lichen]

about half way through my Exterminator Shotgun rn

[limpid vigil]

a sapient ultramarine mini

[limpid vigil]

there was also that one scp that turned out to just be dice made out of psychodelics

[brave slate]

Ultramarines again. Truly one of the space marines of all time

[astral laurel]

SCP 2112 is a fun one

[limpid vigil]

fav read ever

[south valve]

Isn't there a weed scp?

or something like that

[limpid vigil]

420-j

and yes it exists

[cobalt lichen]

_>
Is it also a weird one?

[limpid vigil]

not freaky

[south valve]

I just wish they got more representation

[astral laurel]

It's called "The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth" and it's a Rush reference

[cobalt lichen]

I fell behind on SCP lore

[charred nexus]

Will builds be reset again next update?

[astral laurel]

For the kids, Rush is a fantastic Canadian prog rock band

[brave slate]

I think only for the classes with skill tree changes but considering fatsharks track record it's possible that all saved builds get wiped

[limpid vigil]

may i ask for a favour?

[cobalt lichen]

I made a not SCP creature for an analog horror attempt called ‘the watcher’.
Pretty sure someone yoinked it shorty after and turned it into a kickass minecraft mod

[limpid vigil]

go look at my fav boi

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4966

[south valve]

I remember liking scp 999

chill guy

[limpid vigil]

it is also scp jesus

but yes a very chill guy

[south valve]

Woah

you can't just drop that on me 😭

[cobalt lichen]

Isn’t that just normal jesus?

[limpid vigil]

well in one canon it is

[dire kayak]

i can only get a knight castellan on wednesday so im having to ration out my minis

[limpid vigil]

999 is an analogue

[cobalt lichen]

:0

[limpid vigil]

but yes there is also an scp that is god

[cobalt lichen]

m e

[limpid vigil]

and god loves burgers

[south valve]

Like a full Imperial Knight?

[dire kayak]

yep

[south valve]

Holy fuck

[south valve]

[charred nexus]

Yeah makes sense lol, what skill tree changes are coming? I can't find the patch notes😔

[feral vessel]

Should I get an Arasaka poster? Or any other comically unethical megacorporation. Wuz also thinking Aperature Laboratories.

[limpid vigil]

Also if any of you like some intresting story premises go read scp 1504 - joe schmoe

[dire kayak]

black mesa

[cobalt lichen]

🫵 corpo bootlicker

[limpid vigil]

i swear it sounds generic but is much better than other stories i have read

[cobalt lichen]

get Hyperion

[feral vessel]

TRANSLATING:
I'm a dirty anti-american commie and I yearn for economic stagnation and destabilization of the world order to ensure the continuity of the Soviet Union

[brave slate]

Patch notes will be released with the update on Tuesday since there might be some more tiny changes/corrections but I think most of the major Darktide YouTubers have pretty good detailed breakdowns of the update

[oak nexus]

ratheon japanese street wear

[limpid vigil]

basically it is a guy that can do "nothing wrong"

[cobalt lichen]

lmao what

[dire kayak]

bitten

[limpid vigil]

and the parentheses in that are important

[feral vessel]

Sorry liberal, facts don't care about your feelings.

[brave slate]

Hive scum will have a skill tree restructure so you can count on your old builds getting wiped for sure

[cobalt lichen]

I was making a reference to how Cyberpunk2077 uses the term ‘corpo’ a lot

[feral vessel]

I know.

[dire kayak]

mmmm,,,, i like the taste of leather,,,,,

[feral vessel]

I use corpo normally.

[dire kayak]

im not a bootlicker
im a boot eater
i love eating shoes

[limpid vigil]

bottom sub

[feral vessel]

I think I heard it prior to Cyberpunk

[limpid vigil]

mothman

[cobalt lichen]

CB2077 was good
I liked

[weary turret]

finally chaos wastes lets gooooo. hoping that not all maps are just desert

[dull hamlet]

Payload

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[cobalt lichen]

You’ll now only get Desert_1 and Desert_3

do not ask about Desert_2

[limpid vigil]

thank god it's not the dust_2

[karmic willow]

To the veteran who shot the explosive barrel and blasted us all off the map, fuck you

[brave slate]

You'll get your just deserts!

[cobalt lichen]

I’ve had that a few times.

[limpid vigil]

i have to get something of my chest - i do that sometimes. Not bcuz i mean to but bcuz folks just don't use barrels offensively and when i do that they still run in

[dull hamlet]

Pop pour perform

[brave slate]

That was me. I am barrel man, shooter of barrels, bringer of woe, cultivator of rage

[oak nexus]

ever shoot a barrel just to feel something

[dull hamlet]

Up the difficulty

[brave slate]

I shoot the barrel because I fear it might shoot me

[oak nexus]

is the rumbler worth it? Im using it and not sure what its pro is

[brave slate]

My brother in christ it's the most broken weapon in the Ogryn arsenal

[limpid vigil]

hordeclear

[brave slate]

Search up Ogrynheimer build

[oak nexus]

that sounds wicked

[limpid vigil]

I hate that i do not like the rumbler but i just do not

[brave slate]

With the pbb changes it's gonna be even more stupidly busted

[sleek harness]

3 days

[limpid vigil]

right next to the heavy stubber

wich is gonna be meta for ogryns

[oak nexus]

I love heavy stubber

[hardy wadi]

does the Just A Flesh Wound penance work with the train level?

[limpid vigil]

well enjoy better damage and recoil and accuracy on it

[oak nexus]

ogryn eatin good

give us 3 grenades tho on the big one

[hardy wadi]

they gotta buff my recon lasgun man

[limpid vigil]

i almost forgot it's the twin linked

[south valve]

Where can I actually read these patches?

[brave slate]

The weapons swap change from 20% to 35% is gonna feel really good on the achlys heavy stubber

[limpid vigil]

i always call the twin linked heavy and the regular on just the stubber

[south valve]

or hear about them or anything?

[limpid vigil]

youtube is full of em atm

[dire kayak]

hoouugghhh should i show my grey knight here

[limpid vigil]

but usually it is on the forums

[south valve]

Is there not just a list?

[sleek harness]

Is it Markus Kruber

[dire kayak]

no it's a terminator with a power glaive

[south valve]

He's a foot knight

[sleek harness]

Okay I want to see

[quaint moss]

mark a plier

[dull hamlet]

Pliers left a mark

[sleek harness]

I just realized something

[limpid vigil]

what did you figure out?

[sleek harness]

My people doesn't fucking care or have any idea of keeping their personal information a secret

I keep seeing people with usernames being their real names and surnames

[limpid vigil]

Why is that?

[limpid vigil]

Jesus f-ing christ

how dumb can ya be?

[sleek harness]

My people being Brazilians

[limpid vigil]

at least get a monicker or nickname

[south valve]

I guess it depends on what platforms you're using

is this for discord?

[limpid vigil]

or just be a faceless anime pfp

[dull hamlet]

[wet swift]

if they keep the support going for the game like for vermintide i can see us getting weapon customization,eventually

[limpid vigil]

Give it to melk or hadron

[dull hamlet]

Fermentide

[limpid vigil]

Or make melk give buffs for expeditions somehow

[stark bobcat]

funny joke

have you met GW?

[limpid vigil]

like a guaranteed side objective or missiontype for melkbucks

[wet swift]

btw whos is this hardon and why do i have to enter her every time i buff my weapons?! hello?

[stark bobcat]

She is the half machine lady near the shrine

[cosmic burrow]

she is the techpriest

[thick fog]

Blud did not played the tutorial smh

[wet swift]

see the name

[thick fog]

Half machine? Ew

Only like full machine lady

[limpid vigil]

Hadron is the person who blesses guns so you will go to her for upgrades cuz that is her job

her job being toaster translator

and while a humorous oversimplification it is not an innacurate one

[sleek harness]

Just played with someone who is named "Alma Sombria"

Dark Soul

[astral laurel]

It'd be really weird to be a 21st century human tossed into the 42nd millennium because they'd initially probably be in awe but then quickly start to hate you because you don't think the elves are that bad actually.

[split mauve]

you can get that experience by playing rogue trader as an iconoclast

[astral laurel]

what's the iconoclast

Gimme the deets

[split mauve]

good guy rogue trader

[astral laurel]

Ah

[split mauve]

contrasting the heretic (chaos guy rogue trader) and the dogmatic (imperial guy rogue trader)

[astral laurel]

Also they'd hate you for your phone because there's no human brain cells in it

[split mauve]

that's true

[graceful hamlet]

Don’t worry, that’ll be fixed in a year or 2

[astral laurel]

GenAI chuds time travelling to Terra circa 41000 and getting a bolter to the face because they like AI

[rain pilot]

Arbites four stack day one

[astral laurel]

"Lemme just ask ChatGPT"
"What is this ChatGPT"
"Oh it's my AI assis - " shot

[split mauve]

does that make the space dwarfs aibros

[river ingot]

chatgpt doesnt praise the emperor enough

[rain pilot]

I'mma hive scum

😩

[cobalt lichen]

Literally them

[astral laurel]

They tell it that it needs to pretend to be stupid when the Empire shows up to trade.

[split mauve]

that would be hard considering that like half of their population is AI

[astral laurel]

"Oh these? These are like your Castellan Robots"

"beep boop I am not an artificial intelligence I am just a robot"

"That suspiciously specific denial is good enough for me!"

[dire kayak]

id say id join the mechanicus if i was in 40k

but i wouild never fit the requirements

[astral laurel]

I wouldn't.

[dire kayak]

id love to be in the mechanicus

[astral laurel]

Honestly I'd probably end up wanting to get to the Interex because apparently they've come back?

[wooden creek]

I doubt that

[oak nexus]

what kind of upgrades would you get

also, have you played mechanicus

[dire kayak]

ive played mechanicus so much

[oak nexus]

mechanicus 2 soonTM

[split mauve]

more importantly, dark heresy soon

[oak nexus]

trueeee

[river ingot]

40k is a dead franchise

[split mauve]

god i wish

[oak nexus]

trueeee gekw

I know fuck all about the tabletop but warhammer video games seem to be going crazy

[astral laurel]

I do wish that GW made it more obvious that the setting is a criticism of conservatism

The Empire is not the good guys, etc.

[split mauve]

uhhhhhhhhh

[graceful hamlet]

They made a pretty concrete statement about certain people like 5 years ago, they could just release that on repeat every year or so

[astral laurel]

Yeah

[oak nexus]

guh

[astral laurel]

They also need to lower prices on plastic.

[feral vessel]

ultragiga nazi fascist eugenics theocracy that kills you if you have an extra pinkie

[oak nexus]

getting into gundam has made we not want to spend monney on tabletop warhammer

[split mauve]

ah gee, i don't think that's obvious enough

[astral laurel]

See the thing is that chuds see that and go "HOLY SHIT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED"

[feral vessel]

Imperium isn't even fascist..

It is extremely supremacistic, though.

[astral laurel]

They don't see the satire because they're so fucking unable to read subtext

[astral laurel]

it is hella fascist.

[feral vessel]

I mean, depends on your definition of facism.

Had a discourse on that once here.

[astral laurel]

There's only one definition of fascism.

[split mauve]

never talk about politics with warhammer fans

[feral vessel]

The Imperium is definitely an authoritarian.. something

It's also a theocracy, which makes things far worse

[river ingot]

the funny critique of 40k starts in 30k when you assert that the imperium used to be democratic before and during the early days of the dark age of technology

[feral vessel]

high lords of terra said that democracy is funny because it doesn't work long term

[astral laurel]

Sounds like propaganda

[cosmic burrow]

During dark age of technology imperium didnt exist

[river ingot]

i dont think ive seen democracy do work my entire life

[astral laurel]

Good.

[feral vessel]

That's the in-universe explanation of why democracy is a seldom used system in the Imperium.

It's seen as inefficient.

[cosmic burrow]

Some form of human empire

Yes

[feral vessel]

god knows the imperium needs efficiency

[graceful hamlet]

Just wait until you meet some Helldiver fans

[astral laurel]

I have.

[cosmic burrow]

Imperium as we know it FUCK NO

[astral laurel]

They're just as bad.

[cosmic burrow]

Hd2 are actively lobotomized

[astral laurel]

40k fans are as well.

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

I can attest as a lobotomite

[oak nexus]

lobotomy 40k

[astral laurel]

This is again because chuds have zero ability to comprehend subtext and therefore do not know what satire is or how to recognize it.

[graceful hamlet]

When Warhammer 67K

[sleek harness]

40 years

[astral laurel]

That's generous considering it's taken 40 years of 40k to go from 39999 to 40001

[brave slate]

I think part of the reason they dont give a damn about understanding subtext is because everyone gets so riled up about it. It's free ragebait

[astral laurel]

It's also because their immediate response to anything outside of their comfort zone is anger and hatred.

They fear things that challenge them.

[brave slate]

The people going "I'm one of the smart ones because I have media literacy" are the second most annoying group

Good job

[graceful hamlet]

My favorite ragebait is just telling the truth. Like cheeseless pizza is good, shooty only is a fun and valid Darktide playstyle that the devs have designed

[astral laurel]

pizza was originally a sweet dish

Same with lasagne

[split mauve]

source: my ass

also cheeseless pizza is just a flavour

it's not really a ragebait

[ancient violet]

Pizza deez

[brave slate]

One large cheese pizza, hold the cheese

[misty trench]

I like cheese way too much to vibe with that

[astral laurel]

Pizza pre-exists tomatoes in Europe and was often a sweet street dish.

[ancient violet]

You know what just give me the dough

Uncooked 😈

[misty trench]

my lactose tolerance is through the roof

[astral laurel]

There were definitely savoury examples pre-tomato but there were notable examples of sweet versions

[split mauve]

bro, people did not eat sweet dishes as street dishes

[misty trench]

I LOVE casein

[astral laurel]

So ice cream cones don't exist? Doughnuts? Beaver tails?

[split mauve]

they were not infact street dishes

[astral laurel]

From wikipedia

By the late Medieval and early modern eras, flatbreads, cakes or pastries eaten with toppings, such as galettes and cocas, were common throughout the Mediterranean region. In 16th-century Naples, some galettes were referred to as "pizza"; it was known as a dish for poor people, particularly as street food, and was not considered a kitchen recipe until much later.

[split mauve]

yeah bro just ignore all the section above that

[ancient violet]

Europeans before the discovery of Asian and American spices:

[dull hamlet]

Pizzer

[split mauve]

i can also cherry pick whatever i want to fit my dumbest point

[astral laurel]

Aight I'm putting you into the box. Begone.

[river ingot]

[ancient violet]

I'm inside the box right now

[astral laurel]

Nah

[split mauve]

me when my most dogshit opinion is not agreed universally

[ancient violet]

No u

What did I even do? 😔

[feral vessel]

I've come to make an announcement.

[astral laurel]

nothing and this is why you're not in the box

[feral vessel]

Interrogator Rannick is a bitchass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking thunderhammer.

[astral laurel]

Yes yes, rannick peed on your thunderhammer there's a line for that over there.

[ancient violet]

Every war has its Hammer, HORUS HERESY

[astral laurel]

I'm going to go make some food

[feral vessel]

And he said his dick was this big, and I said, that's fucking disgusting. So I made a callout post on the Mourningstar vox.

[ancient violet]

No starve

[astral laurel]

that is the goal

[feral vessel]

"Interrogator Rannick, you got a small dick, it's the size of this Krak grenade except way smaller."

[ancient violet]

Who cares about dick sizes

Can we get some cake measurements in here?

[feral vessel]

hadron definitely wins

no diff

[ancient violet]

01100111 01111001 01100001 01110100 01110100

[astral laurel]

Dairy Queen has several cakes of various sizes and dimensions have you tried their website

[shut wraith]

imo some of the nerfs are rather undeserved, but most of the buffs are all alright, could have done a ton more that the community has been suggesting.. but i guess small steps for some reason, definitely could have done better.

have not heard much on the rest of the weapons from what has been datamined and obtained by the rest of the community. but the buffs are mostly hivescum oriented and the rest of the classes kinda get some work but its mostly pretty useless except for like 2 ogryin skills. SIGH... whatever, game is still playable and fun for the most part. I only really care about the new mode not sucking

[ancient violet]

Who the fuck let this "tourist" in

We are a Christian server

[feral vessel]

Christianity?

Isn't that about that one Psyker that the Emprah ate?

[ancient violet]

Yes

[dull hamlet]

Emperor on a skateboard

[ancient violet]

Jesus was a Psyker confirmed

[shut wraith]

HD2 is just warhammer 40k for ppl too poor to afford 40k games

[ancient violet]

No HD2 is is where the Chuds live

Oh wait 😔

[shut wraith]

MorgueOfficial

[feral vessel]

fym DT is cheaper than HD2 last time i checked

Oh! They're the same price

[shut wraith]

noice

[thick fog]

HD2 is just warhammer 40k for the more unhinged chuds

who left 40k fandom

[shut wraith]

the true "rejects"

[split mauve]

i'm not so sure about that

[dire kayak]

i used to be friends with a glazediver

they were actually so insufferable to talk about the game with

[feral vessel]

mentality.

[shut wraith]

cant say glazediver, gotta go with iced dougnut

[limpid vigil]

can i be a bit controversial in my response to that?

[ancient violet]

I got banned on both the reddit and discord for talking about the lore 💀

[feral vessel]

ACTUALLY 1984

[shut wraith]

you stupid nerd... so did i

[limpid vigil]

Spaceking is where the warhammer chuds went

[thick fog]

[limpid vigil]

that is all

[south valve]

What did you say?

[thick fog]

warhammer chuds are everywhere

block fodders everywhere

[ancient violet]

"wow I love HD2, no politics or the woke agenda"

[brave slate]

They could be right under your bed!

[limpid vigil]

HD2 just got the sexist ones and spaceking got the racist ones

[thick fog]

the warhammer chud could in this very channel, it could be you, it could be me

[feral vessel]

spaceking fans successfully failing to recognize the satire

[thick fog]

and HD2 fans

[feral vessel]

give me the media literacy badge

[thick fog]

and 40K fans

[feral vessel]

i deserve it

[ancient violet]

I talked about how the bugs produce element 710 which if you flipped it backwards literally spells oil

[south valve]

Oh yeah, you said

[shut wraith]

that one goes over alot of ppl heads for some reason

[south valve]

I see literally no problem with that

was it auto-modded or did an admin manually ban you?

[ancient violet]

And linked it to how the planets were inhabitanted by humans and all of the sudden a scary alien race that needed to be exterminated popped up and killed the population to convert them to oil

[shut wraith]

the whole game is a joke to several different games and movies

[feral vessel]

The Military Industrial Complex hungers.

Courtesy of MiliTech!

[ancient violet]

Hmmm I wonder what real world inspiration of this? Who can figure it out

[shut wraith]

oh yeah.. if you wasnt born after 2006 you are the one out of the loop for some reason :sarcasm:

[brave slate]

Pretty sure it was inspired by Diddy and his quest for more oil

[feral vessel]

What?

I'm going back to writing my all hurt no comfort, thank you.

[ancient violet]

Hmmm I wonder what the automatons represent, especially with the obsession of the JUNGLE massacre

And they declared war on them for literally doing nothing

[graceful hamlet]

“B-but we’re the good guys, we’re playing as them so clearly we’re good!”

[ancient violet]

Lots of red

[shut wraith]

colonizer logic

[ancient violet]

Lots of salutes and songs about anti imperialism and unity

Hmmmm

[lethal solstice]

Didn't they speak bad space Russian in the first game

Or was it some other Slavic language

[graceful hamlet]

My favorite is people believing that Helldivers are actually elite super soldiers, when they’re not

[feral vessel]

binaric russian

[ancient violet]

They speak in binary so idk what it sounds like

[feral vessel]

It sounds like slurred russian mixed with binary

[lethal solstice]

Go look up the lines from the first game

[feral vessel]

And other mechanical noises like grinding

[graceful hamlet]

So Tetris

[lethal solstice]

Its clearer there

[ancient violet]

Hmm, an obsession with "democracy" in which the idea of freedom is just pure consumerism

[brave slate]

Damn. Someone is in the inner courtyard of my apartment complex begging over the phone for his gf to take him back

[feral vessel]

GARGAMOL 🗣️

(funny story, gargamel is the antagonist of the smurfs)

[dire kayak]

[rancid shore]

hiya

[shut wraith]

oh yall are goooood. still chatting about HD2 with more literacy and meaning than the official discord whilst in a official Darktide discord

[feral vessel]

i need to free myself from my discord addiction

werewolf ripping shirt.png

[ancient violet]

Yes

[rancid shore]

i dont know anything about the second part but i am good indeed

[graceful hamlet]

insert 1764927th face the wall joke here

[shut wraith]

LOL

[ancient violet]

Darktide ironically isn't similar to other Warhammer communities

Maybe it's because instead of glazing space Marines, we actually play as characters with more nuance who live in the hell hole that is the Imperium hive city

[feral vessel]

face the wall
no
.dies

[ancient violet]

Chuds unironically think they gonna be a space Marine when in reality they would be turned into corpse starch 2 seconds in

[little marten]

Not me

[modest flume]

You right, 3 seconds for you

[feral vessel]

me i for once would just want to be a ministorum clerk

[green vector]

Id be custodes

[stuck crescent]

I'd be that guy who counts books

[brave slate]

I'd be a high lord of Terra

[stuck crescent]

That seems easy

[feral vessel]

"id be a custodes"

ass wiping servitor

[ancient violet]

I'd be a servo skull

[little marten]

I’d be a cherub

[ancient violet]

"Wow I love the black templars"

😬

[feral vessel]

missus has a thing-a-ma-gig for clown servitors.

[prisma owl]

I'd be a Tzeentch Champion who'd be so close to understanding the schemes, only to be turned into a Chaos Spawn and be killed by a Stealth Zealot with the Thunder Hammer

[ancient violet]

I'm more of a Nid person myself

I want to be part of the Lesbian hive mind

[little marten]

Based tbh

[green vector]

Id be a catachan guard gigachad

[feral vessel]

Hm.

Big ball energy..

Does anyone want to talk about plants from outer space..

(me)

[modest flume]

Ork Kommando

[graceful hamlet]

I’d just join the Tau, it’s that shrimple

[modest flume]

I get to understand common sense and be left alone

[feral vessel]

You do what?

Nawww, that ruins the Imperial LARP.

Apologize to the poor petals that like the Imperium..

[graceful hamlet]

When Guevesa class

I’d also accept a Fire Warrior class

[feral vessel]

..none of you are free of sin.

[green vector]

When space marine class

[graceful hamlet]

Give me a pulse rifle and drone buddy and just be a shootier Arbite

[brave slate]

nothing in life is free... even sin

[green vector]

Id be arbites

[river ingot]

Skitari space marine weapons dlc in one update

[green vector]

I wanna a use my ridiculous amount of authority and smash skulls in

[graceful hamlet]

Give us an Ork that believes he’s a space marine as a class. (It’s too based for Fatshark to implement)

[stiff elbow]

its not even satire, the flashgitz guys straight up said they hate women in 40k in an interview 😭 genuinely unprompted

its so satirical that it spins all the way back to being unsatirical

[green vector]

Giga based

[feral vessel]

time is a flat circle

Or, well, satire is a flat circle. Apparently.

[ancient violet]

Why play as a cringe space Marine if you can play as a:

Ex Imperium guard with severe PTSD of literally seeing their home planet getting smashed by a bowling ball

Some alcoholic that refuses to die

A cop who has no body cam

A schizophrenic crack addict who thinks they are in a permanent LSD trip

Some dude from Birmingham

A drug dealer that is an also an illegal pharmacist

[graceful hamlet]

But where Ork

[green vector]

No body cam cop

[south valve]

What perks do you want on bolt pistol?

[brave slate]

Not enough escapism. Most of these are achievable in this world

[shut wraith]

https://oldunclecrow.wordpress.com/2010/10/10/the-slimy-slough-of-late-modern-upper-middlewestern-american-boyhood-sexual-versification/

[feral vessel]

shrimp

[graceful hamlet]

I like the explosive radius one on Hive Scum on the mark that has an actual AoE

[south valve]

I've got flak/maniacs but I'm seconf guessing that that's the best choice

[prisma owl]

And soon enough (hopefully):

Mars Tech Support

[green vector]

Flak maniac is the standard for everything if you cba changing stuff

I have it on all my shit

[south valve]

Is maniacs even that good on bolt pistol though?

[green vector]

Dunno

Don't care

[south valve]

I'm feeling like unyielding might be better

[graceful hamlet]

Put maniacs on, shoot maniacs in the test area, take maniacs off and shoot them again.

[little marten]

Any upper middle class+ folks be able to tell me if jars of olives keep for 3 months?

[limpid vigil]

I've got carapace unyielding on most of my stuff. Is that bad?

[ancient violet]

Some coder from a 3rd world country

[south valve]

Will do

[south valve]

Someone hates ogryns

[limpid vigil]

You got me

[graceful hamlet]

Depends on the weapon. Are you using it on those enemies?

[long trench]

Ill get back to you in 3 months

[green vector]

Yes if you have carapace on shit that does 0 DMG to carapace in the first place

[south valve]

✋ 🤚

[limpid vigil]

Mostly pickaxe and vet shovel

[graceful hamlet]

Muh 1% increased dps tho

[green vector]

Bro got the auto gun carapace

[brave slate]

You'll give the crusher a headache from rattling his helmet so much

[green vector]

True

[limpid vigil]

I put it in case i get into a crusherparty and i'm out of krak

[green vector]

Ye shovel is fine I reckon

Pickaxe is obviously bussing

[dull hamlet]

So trench warfare when

[limpid vigil]

I'm not sure abt relic blade tho. I have one with the carapace unyielding and one without and tbh i can't see a big diffrence

[stiff elbow]

the operations map literally called "no man's land"

[dull hamlet]

Erm actually

[brave slate]

Exploit the Eowyn loophole and send only women there

[dull hamlet]

Nuh uh

[green vector]

He got ye there like

Can't win the nuh uh

[stiff elbow]

what

does that mean

[green vector]

She said I'm not a man

To the guy

No men in no mans land

Send women

Is joke

Is big funny

[brave slate]

LOTR. The witch king of Angmar claimed "no man can kill me" so Eowyn, niece of Theoden, slew him based on that technicality

[green vector]

Bro was ready to fly off the handle for that one

[stiff elbow]

based

[limpid vigil]

A so it was a case of she/him

I'll see myself out

[south valve]

She/him?

Not with my eyes closed, no

[limpid vigil]

She slash him

[south valve]

I was also making a bad joke, dw

[green vector]

That was so bad

Get out

[oak nexus]

daps you up

[limpid vigil]

That implies i was in

[brave slate]

I appreciate a bad joke so I'll allow it

[limpid vigil]

Yeah boiii

[green vector]

2.5 hours left then I can game again

[brave slate]

why the wait? Game now

[green vector]

Work

[brave slate]

pretend you have diarrhoea and go home early

works every time

unless you work from home

[south valve]

Throw a rock at the boss

In darktide

[green vector]

Absolute genius ideas

[green vector]

Boss doesn't work this late

Leaves it to all the fucking chumps like me

[limpid vigil]

Who's your Boss?! Grendel?

[feral vessel]

What..

am I supposed to be doing something?

Remind me, chat.

[brave slate]

Youre supposed to share your credit card info with us

[green vector]

^

[little marten]

MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME?!?!?

[feral vessel]

That can't be right.

I was writing fanfiction or something/.

[brave slate]

Yes. The name of the character was the 16 digits on the front of your card, the middle name the expiration date and the surname those 3 funny numbers at the back

Share with us your fanfiction

[feral vessel]

..did you assume I have a Visa card?

[green vector]

@brave slate what the fuck is your pfp btw

[hasty wadi]

are they going to reset our havoc levels?

[brave slate]

wooden statue of a baby from some random museum in Poland

[feral vessel]

watching some kink server general chat spiral into hell because someone mentioned fascism

[green vector]

Based

[graceful hamlet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5aXcf0tLUlY?si=VZuie5v_7lSfIr3c

[dire kayak]

i am

people's havoc levels look yummy

[south valve]

There's a truck load of missing information here somewhere 😭

[feral vessel]

It really is just that.

[rare sonnet]

💀

[feral vessel]

someone mentioned 'degenerate'

someone pointed out the modern definition of degenerate originates from nazi terminology

chaos

[south valve]

Oh right

[rare sonnet]

Cant wait for expeditions. Hope they dont require premades like havoc tho :/

[feral vessel]

Alexa, this is so sad. Play despacito.

[wheat rose]

Hey question. Could someone help me and my friend with the Karneks

[dire kayak]

bnunies :3

[graceful hamlet]

They should be fine with randoms, just expect randoms to run off in random directions and get their asses kicked

[south valve]

Do you know about this kink server from a friend or..? 👁️ 👁️

[rare sonnet]

lmao yeah sounds accurate

[feral vessel]

I found it myself.

[fair bridge]

something happened here

[south valve]

Fair enough

[stuck crescent]

Beth?

[graceful hamlet]

Oh and don’t expect randoms to ever stealth, you’re gonna be constantly fighting waves of patrols and enemies

[feral vessel]

Theeeen I showed it to Missus and she liked it a little bit too much.

[south valve]

Beth?

[ancient violet]

Go into #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[south valve]

that your ex?

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[feral vessel]

HI MALLOW!!

[south valve]

Who's Beth?

[feral vessel]

growls and spits leaves at you

[graceful hamlet]

Beth deez

[stuck crescent]

"Wot?"

[tired steeple]

Is it a good kink server or does it suck

[limpid vigil]

Ah Hey free fertilizer

[dire kayak]

what kink is it is my question

[south valve]

I feel bad for starting this now actually

[feral vessel]

It's manageable. There's the idiots that can't recognize sarcasm and take everything at face value if you don't put a tone indicator at the end of the sentence,

buuuut

otherwise it's nice

[stuck crescent]

I will turn you in pasta sauce, I swear on me mum

[limpid vigil]

Yum

[south valve]

Is Beth your mum?

[feral vessel]

Don't call me that or you're getting florted.

[tired steeple]

So what kink is it cause I’m getting interested

[stuck crescent]

"WOT?"

[limpid vigil]

I meant the leaves you spit...

[blazing ibex]

Yeah you can't just talk about the sauce and not expect curiosities

[feral vessel]

DM.

[south valve]

Is this some Welsh joke I'm too English to understand?

[rain pilot]

cigs

[oak nexus]

🗣️ COBBLESTONE

[rain pilot]

hand over your cigs

[visual vortex]

Good morning USA

🙌

☺️

[rain pilot]

It's the evening

[dire kayak]

tell me too

[south valve]

Times own:

[visual vortex]

You make it very hard to do my job, Joe.

[rain pilot]

Yeah

[feral vessel]

Goober, I've been told by external sources that you are unfit to see such content..

[stuck crescent]

Beth sy'n bod?

[south valve]

@stuck crescent I know you like saucy stuff

Oh it's Welsh

[stuck crescent]

Ask my ex

[blazing ibex]

Well I am

What th

Dude

God this mobile app sucks

[south valve]

I'll ask Beth, yeah

[dire kayak]

awwh

[feral vessel]

I would not want to sully such purity as the goober..

[blazing ibex]

Well I am

[visual vortex]

They're on discord

That ship has SAILED

[feral vessel]

Suddenly you fuckers are interested in this shit?

Fucking freaks,,

[visual vortex]

dont worry

Im not

☺️

[limpid vigil]

@feral vessel do i have permission to make a dumb joke abt your chlorophyllfull form?

[feral vessel]

the struck goose is the first to honk

[feral vessel]

Yes.

Shoot

[rain pilot]

I am more interested with a bullet to the head but eh

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[blazing ibex]

You're the one who mentioned it!

[marsh iris]

many heretics are interested in a bullet in their heads

[rain pilot]

Me

[feral vessel]

It's YOUR fault that you lot are interested in heresy like this.

[rain pilot]

I want it

[stuck crescent]

The gwyrdroi @feral vessel

[limpid vigil]

When you have sex do you also get a haircut yknow since you get ||deflowered||

[dire kayak]

do i paint my grey knights venerable dreadnought or terminator with psy-cannon next

[rain pilot]

Kill me

[marsh iris]

[rain pilot]

Du it

[stuck crescent]

(I am definitely using that word wrong)

[south valve]

It means perv

[limpid vigil]

Du me next

[south valve]

I think

[feral vessel]

I was expecting better.

[rain pilot]

I wanna die

😄

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, but its the wrong context

[marsh iris]

wait for the nukes

[feral vessel]

I was expecting something about the pubes.

[limpid vigil]

From me? Yknow me better than that

[visual vortex]

Plantera gets a haircut by a pickaxe

[feral vessel]

Like..

[south valve]

Oh okay

[feral vessel]

Do something with a bush.

You can do better.

[visual vortex]

Then she goota go baldp

[limpid vigil]

Well you do have a jungle down there

[stuck crescent]

Its like, pervert in the sense of change or twisting

My welsh isn't very good

[rain pilot]

Later chat

Today is not my day

[stuck crescent]

Hwyl fawr

[feral vessel]

Whyy, I'm a whole Amazon!

[south valve]

You should embrace England instead

[stuck crescent]

NO

[visual vortex]

Chat asking studf i dont wanna be here for

[feral vessel]

Chaat, feed me some fertilizer.

[visual vortex]

I have a date with a loaded gun that'll itch the back of my throat rlly good

[feral vessel]

I hunger.

[stuck crescent]

This is why I voted plaid cymru

[limpid vigil]

Not with that attitude you aren't. Seen some firmer wet noodles

[dire kayak]

uhhh

i have eggs

a lot of eggs

(please take them they keep multiplying)

[limpid vigil]

Igg

[south valve]

First time you saying that has genuined made me laugh

[feral vessel]

Why do you have eggs..

[limpid vigil]

The humble chicken - am i a joke to you?

[feral vessel]

Keep chickens out of this.

[south valve]

I too support the Welsh government banning sexual conversation in a darktide general chat

[feral vessel]

I need to go to sleep photosynthethize.

[south valve]

Isn't that in the sun?

[dire kayak]

i used to have one
then it multiplied after an hour

[limpid vigil]

I need protection down there. It could be an amBUSH

[dire kayak]

i now have over four thousand

please someone take them

[feral vessel]

wolfer laugh

[stuck crescent]

Its a hot topic in the Senedd

[feral vessel]

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

[dire kayak]

i fear theyre plotting a coup against me

[limpid vigil]

Take them as in.... Or like.......

[rain pilot]

do me next

I am tired of living

[visual vortex]

You can borrow it first

[rain pilot]

Sweet

[stuck crescent]

@south valve I have question

[split mauve]

squid games

[south valve]

You should probably speak to a professional, jester man

[visual vortex]

🔫 🫲

[south valve]

instead of... us

[south valve]

👀

[limpid vigil]

Can you make out with the silencer for the bit

[visual vortex]

Ir shoots water