general-chat

[limber zealot]

Might've seen something before and didn't know it's name tho

[little marten]

No balance in patch????

[jaunty path]

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dire kayak]

AAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH

[jaunty path]

Pleasssseeee u gotta see this pleaseeeee

[karmic vortex]

krieg is just worse steel legion

[hardy wadi]

i am in SOuth Africa there are no havoc servers

[jaunty path]

Remove demotion pleaseeeeeeeee

[olive badger]

Some balance in patch

[jaunty path]

🙏

[blazing shadow]

havo don't have their own servers?

[split mauve]

pickpocket has been killed

[little marten]

I LOVE YOU

[acoustic pebble]

For expeditions, I hope we can get new conversations

[rain idol]

Speaking of are they releasing any new weapons? Any news on the class?

[jaunty path]

Remove havoc demotion you need to

[visual vortex]

Ogryn balance to make him good?

[hardy wadi]

Are you guys gonna balance the Hades?

[blazing shadow]

i would count on that

[visual vortex]

🙏

[limpid vigil]

I gotta ask - idk much abt krieg but do ppl give em the weird gas mask voice? Yknow the one that sounds as if they held their nose closed with their fingers

[karmic vortex]

probably not

[jaunty path]

You will improve this game by 20x

[limber zealot]

Yeah literally never

[brave slate]

Fair enough. If you're not really into single player adventure/RPG games you might have missed a lot of the hype about it but its one of the big releases this year that a lot of ppl are cautiously optimistic about

[rain idol]

PUHLEASE I JUST WANT MY BLOODY MELTA

[blazing shadow]

since they tell us that it would be the biggest content update, a gamemode with a single map doesn't seem that much ....

[karmic vortex]

yes and they do unfunny shovel jokes

[little marten]

What’s the deal with the pollution then does your character hack up with a blurry screen for 30 minutes ?

[hardy wadi]

Are they gonna nerf the Hades?

[rain pilot]

Did

[limber zealot]

I love singleplayer rpgs

[rain pilot]

Did someone say

Nerf?

[limber zealot]

I just don't pay much attention to video game news outside of the ones I play

[limpid vigil]

they gotta have those in spades

[somber stream]

The heavy stubber rotting in the corner:

[dire kayak]

i ate it

[limpid vigil]

ill see myself out

[blazing shadow]

dam you probably are focused on jrpg then

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional: "So, how did this part of Atoma get run down like this?"

Male Anarchist: "I vaguely remember it was like frogs, or something."

Male Judge: "Frogs?! FROGS?! I NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SO RIDICULOUS!!"

[hardy wadi]

are they gonna add the lasgun to the veteran class?

[acoustic pebble]

Iykyk

[rain idol]

THE STUBER HAS HAD ITS DAY I WILL NOT BE DENIED MY ANTI TANK

[visual vortex]

I dont know

[narrow mortar]

Dude all I wanna see is the drip

[thin wagon]

Heavy stubber slaps

[visual vortex]

Explain

[trim lotus]

THIS IS SO PEAK

[jaunty path]

Remove

[little marten]

So what’s the implication of the outside being swarmed with heretics? Has this always been the way on Tertium or

[blazing shadow]

just give me some Orgryn things it's all i need

[jaunty path]

Havoc demotion

[karmic vortex]

heavy stubber for veteran would be cool

[limpid vigil]

I don't see ppl crouching with it and it is so worth it

[acoustic pebble]

It's a Vermintide 2 convo about what started the Chaos Wastes

[little marten]

I NEED THE LORE

[brave slate]

Then perhaps wait until after launch. A lot of us are, like I said, cautiously optimistic, but game launches have a habit of being dissapointing.

[limpid vigil]

you gotta crouch and aim for heads and it shreds

[trim lotus]

nah its fine

[jaunty path]

No it aint

[trim lotus]

you literally have two chances

[hardy wadi]

i just hope people temper their expectations or w/e, imagine another Hive Scum level meltdown lmao

[limber zealot]

Not particularly

[trim lotus]

if you cannot well shit

[jaunty path]

3 chances actually

[trim lotus]

get back to lower diff

[limber zealot]

Honestly I can't really remember the last jrpg I played

[pure lodge]

Will the game go on sale?

[quaint moss]

:3

[gilded tusk]

4 Days?????? Hell yeah :3

[limber zealot]

Unless we're counting Monster Hunter

[thin wagon]

Achlys Heavy Stubber crouched and braced. Sniper

[little marten]

Yeah it does quite routinely and probably for the update too

[limpid vigil]

They mentioned new pennance cosmetics and new penances so im gonna be hapy either way

[quaint moss]

30. 30

[visual vortex]

I have heavy stubber

[hardy wadi]

Skill issue (I havent gone beyond havoc 2)

[brave slate]

They will raise the price to counter inflation

[karmic vortex]

GIVE ME A HELLGUN

[trim lotus]

right, THREE. so its still a lot

[limpid vigil]

free outfits!

[open flame]

Orks. Lots of feral orks

[little marten]

New penance cosmetics?!?!

[limber zealot]

I looked at a gameplay trailer and it's gameplay didn't really look like it was for me

[karmic vortex]

OR A MELTAGUN

[little marten]

Imagine 😔

[karmic vortex]

PLEASE FATSHARK

[thin wagon]

You have one?!

[visual vortex]

Dm me link please

[limpid vigil]

they mentioned em in a devblog

[blazing shadow]

weird, it's like telling you that i like action open worlds and never hear about gta

[visual vortex]

Or message part

[limpid vigil]

let me find it!

[pure lodge]

Hopefully it goes on sale for the PS5

[visual vortex]

I cant read

[feral vessel]

Booting up DT?

[quaint moss]

PS1

[little marten]

Is it not in the current March sale?

[hardy wadi]

Man I hope Fatshark will nerf the Heavy Sword

[limber zealot]

Yeah idk

[dire kayak]

[limber zealot]

Just not something I pay much attention to

[blazing shadow]

hey mister E it's playing the new mode

[feral vessel]

Booting up my pc,
cuz I need me,
to get that Fortnite battlepass

[limber zealot]

Most of my attention is centered on music

[karmic vortex]

wasn't it shit?

[nocturne bloom]

What if instead of demotion, its verbal degradation, and instead of it being towards you its all directed at me

[trim lotus]

nah hs meltdown was everywhere because of speculations about scitarii or something else, now we had NOTHING and fatshark dropped a fucking BOMB with analogue of chaos wastes

[limpid vigil]

@visual vortex screenshot coming your way!

[dire kayak]

oh yes please

[visual vortex]

Thx

[open flame]

Warhammer fortnitethousand?

[hardy wadi]

it still is lmao

[gilded tusk]

Question. I'd this a Free update or a Paid Dlc?

[ivory skiff]

Anyone know if there are new cosmetics leak ?

[feral vessel]

Missus is here. Hide your kids.

[karmic vortex]

that's some fucking kino right there

[brave slate]

$50 DLC

[karmic vortex]

NERF HEAVYSWORD

[nocturne bloom]

$49.99

[rain idol]

Free content update as far as i know

[limpid vigil]

@little marten @visual vortex has the screenshot and link if you wanna make sure of the penances

[sweet wraith]

$100

[nocturne bloom]

Load?

[jaunty path]

Not enough lmfao.

Especially when theres things like crashes. Clown car crusher waves with encroaching garden and one mistake making or breaking the team. The mode is Fundemtally unfair which is the point but at the very least they should let us play the hardest difficulty without it turning into work

[gilded tusk]

[trim lotus]

STOP BEING FREAKY

[open flame]

Yes commissar, this post right here

[little marten]

I believe you 🙏

[gilded tusk]

remind me to not talk here again

[nocturne bloom]

Freaky?

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path getting on DT?
I'll get on DT if you go on DT, flort.

[hardy wadi]

free update

[blazing shadow]

oh shit, the armored dogs are just there

[trim lotus]

👅

[jaunty path]

High havoc becomes 5x more enjoyable when demotion stops bein a thing

[rain idol]

Dont talk here again

[feral vessel]

EXISTENCE

[trim lotus]

i mean ewwwwww

[limpid vigil]

wait let me just give you the part abt penances , gonna paste it in here in a sec

[quaint moss]

[hardy wadi]

also reminder to not talk here again

[jaunty path]

Itll be high havoc if i do

[visual vortex]

Yeah but around packmaster

So listen for him

He loud

[feral vessel]

No.

New update.

[limpid vigil]

from the devblog - We see this game mode as something you play in parallel with the rest of the game, it is not replacing Adventure mode. In addition, Expeditions come with its own Penances, and we cooked up some really cool cosmetic sets for you to unlock too!

[blazing shadow]

i though they would be there only with the boss

[feral vessel]

New update Missus.

Don't you want to play uh..

[little marten]

Ohhh damn sets too whaaaa

[dire kayak]

KEEP BEING FREAKY

[feral vessel]

Metro Exodus in 40k

[trim lotus]

one mistake making or breaking the team
that is actually the point of the havoc

[hardy wadi]

its gonna be Penal Pants

[jaunty path]

Its not out yet lmfao

[trim lotus]

it is unfair

[limpid vigil]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/dev-blog-expeditions/119217

[little marten]

It’s gonna be crazy mad max stuff I hope

[trim lotus]

it has to be unfair

[limpid vigil]

it's on the bottom of the page for ppl intrested

[feral vessel]

IT WILL BE OUT.

THEN

[nocturne bloom]

Remember when they said havoc would have new regular cosmetic rewards?

[feral vessel]

WE WILL PLAY

[feral vessel]

DA UPDAT!!

[blazing shadow]

would be cool toi have a vehicle to drive now you mention madmax

[brave slate]

Will I be alerted by the clapping of his dummy thicc ass cheeks?

[jaunty path]

Yes but we don't need demotion...it only makes it stressful lmao

[trim lotus]

ive played around four games of havoc this dae and in 2 of them we got 6 bosses right at the start

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[little marten]

Ok next Tuesday who is in the STRIKE TEAM

[karmic vortex]

i've read the devlog

[ivory skiff]

ANY LEAK OF THE COSMETICS ?

[nocturne bloom]

I cant stop so

[karmic vortex]

NO GUNS

[visual vortex]

He is caked up like the Animan atudios video

[feral vessel]

Caked? Up?

[hardy wadi]

Is the expedition mode a prequel to Clair Obscur?

[jaunty path]

Yea

[feral vessel]

How can this.. be.

[limpid vigil]

Yeah at least one will be. All the penance sets are upgrades from the penal look and they get progressively better the harder pennances you do

[dire kayak]

can i come?

[karmic vortex]

OH GALAXY THY GRIMDARKNESS IS LUDICROUS

[feral vessel]

Yes.

[quaint moss]

::::::333333

[limpid vigil]

this is why i like em. I feel like i am really progressing

[visual vortex]

I will play

[blazing shadow]

a pursuit with some heretics cars like mad max with Jesper ost in the background would be soo fucking epic

[feral vessel]

Whati s Mambo even on about..

[nocturne bloom]

Can you?

[limpid vigil]

Valkyrie shoutout mission when?

[strong venture]

Any new weapons do we know?

[quaint moss]

mambo number 5

[rain idol]

IF THERE IS NO NEW GUNS I WILL TWEEK OUT

[karmic vortex]

NO GUNS

[jaunty path]

They adding skibidi toilet

[limpid vigil]

no new weapons announced as of yet

[blazing shadow]

i miss some mission types like train, with more cinematography around the mission

[trim lotus]

and the funniest thing is that we've killed them all easily enough but failed because when me (proud lexmate) and some reject (ex guardsman) were still standing and others were not - ive pressed castigator to fight melee twin but that bug happened when you press an ulti but it doesnt pop (but still plays a sound)

[strong venture]

Fuck yeah

[trim lotus]

i thought im immortal and died 🤣

[karmic vortex]

WE ONLY GET SOME ITEMS

[limpid vigil]

This is why i hope we get a point break style valkyrie centred mission

[karmic vortex]

TRINKETS OF SORTS

[dire kayak]

in both ways

[visual vortex]

I had a dream a while back

[karmic vortex]

AND THAT IS PUNISHMENT

[limpid vigil]

but i gotta say no man's land was also cool in the cinematic aspect

[visual vortex]

I have to remember it

[nocturne bloom]

[karmic vortex]

FOR SHITTING ON DARKTIDE WHEN IT LAUNCHED

[jaunty path]

Captains can also insta down you with explosions

[karmic vortex]

DAMN YOU FOOLS

[visual vortex]

It was of the update

[feral vessel]

CAN DO WHAT?

CAN DO WHAT

[jaunty path]

It happens

[limpid vigil]

also if we ever get a skiitari i hope they do not get yellow cosmetics - i said that before

[visual vortex]

And there was an event with the reward being the ork finger and a bolter round

[jaunty path]

Which is more reason to remove demotion lmao

[trim lotus]

idk i like rank-derank and unfair in havoc

[visual vortex]

But together

[feral vessel]

You havoc players are insane.

[karmic vortex]

if you get insta downed it's a skill issue

[limpid vigil]

but if we do i hope it's not bright yellow

[ancient violet]

Yes literally

[jaunty path]

It stops being fun when you go from 35 to 27

[blazing shadow]

i feel like a pack of armored dogs it's going to be a big ball toucher

[ancient violet]

I am in an inpatient facility as we speak

[hardy wadi]

GUYS I PLAYED WAR THUNDER AGAIN AND NOW I WANT TO CRY

[rain idol]

Wizztari

[jaunty path]

Playing w randoms doesn't work

[trim lotus]

after a lot of havoc games any auric maelstrom feels like a walk in a kindergarten but you're not walking and sitting in a humwee with m60

[feral vessel]

I'm crying.

[jaunty path]

Yea

[karmic vortex]

get friends to play with you!

[hardy wadi]

Wym randoms are awesome! Seeing them run off on their own is hilarious

[limpid vigil]

I think it only seems scary in theory. Everytime i hear a dog i can see my teammates instinctively doging anyway so i think they will be fine

[dire kayak]

:3

[jaunty path]

I did. We spedran. I got havoc 40 :3

[blazing shadow]

the problem with randoms on Havoc is how eeasily they quit game after fuck it all

[jaunty path]

^

Remove

Demotion

[limpid vigil]

the problem with randoms is how eeasily they quit game after fuck it all

[blazing shadow]

yes, and why people don't talk? better games are when people is roleplaying always

be kind

[trim lotus]

somehow anything below 40 is hard, i remember how i was really struggling durin 19-25 at the time but when i finally got to 40 - it literally took me 2 tries to get it done

[karmic vortex]

shout out to the hivescum players!

[blazing shadow]

don't be a weird stoic ego sliding spammer

say hello, say sorry and give me the ammo

[jaunty path]

Im weird but not stoic

[limpid vigil]

I got funny reactions when i did an ogryn impression

was fuyn

[trim lotus]

lately its veterans for me while hs lives long enough

[limpid vigil]

also i need help

[trim lotus]

and somehow some ogryns die fast

[blazing shadow]

i love to play veteran with Orgryn that speak on CAPS

[trim lotus]

and first

[limpid vigil]

all my characters have a name that is a spin on neopolitan and idk how to call my arby

help

[karmic vortex]

if a veteran carries a plasma-gun they are probably a selfish person

[trim lotus]

why so

[karmic vortex]

arbitecciana

[rain idol]

Metropolitan

[limpid vigil]

I love that

can i use that?

[rain idol]

Go ahead

[blazing shadow]

call it Papalopoulus

[limpid vigil]

that is gonna be the dog's name if that's ok

[karmic vortex]

no problem chief

[rocky aspen]

Embargo lifted yet? I need slop information

[blazing shadow]

that name inspire respect

[limpid vigil]

works better with the bite pun

[blazing shadow]

Mister E streaming new mode, nothing very impressive at the moment

[trim lotus]

wdym nothing impressive

[rain idol]

I never make my names serious anyways my arby is named "STOPRESISTING" and my dog is called princess

[karmic vortex]

i've named my arbites KRAKÜS

[trim lotus]

NEW MAP NEW LOCATION

NEW JESPER KYD

[jaunty path]

My arb is named "My Body Cam is On"

[limpid vigil]

it's mr E , he has that monottone voice that can make things sound kinda boring

[rocky aspen]

My dog's name is 86-47. That annoyed somebody once

[blazing shadow]

fair point, also he has music muted so i was wondering if this update have the Jesper blessing

[jaunty path]

Listen idgaf about this mode cuz it doesn't have sweaty unwashed clown girls. Until they add them I won't care

[limpid vigil]

i disagree with him on a lot and agree on very few things so im not gonna judge till i get my hands on it

[jaunty path]

Mr e is mr lame

[rocky aspen]

Be the change you want to see in the world

[trim lotus]

my arbi name is Kim while dog name is West (and yes they're all black)

[karmic vortex]

clowns have a perfect hygiene

you fool

[feral vessel]

You.. you what?

Missus, you can't talk like that in public, petal.

[rain idol]

Oh OHHHH you sneaky git you

[limpid vigil]

Zola is already in the game

[jaunty path]

Im already an unwashed clown girl so I'm done

[blazing shadow]

where underwear as a valid gear option ft

[hardy wadi]

Kayex feet

[jaunty path]

Pours ranch dressing on you

[rocky aspen]

You could be two. Just go worship Tzeentch.

[jaunty path]

Stfu HADRON FEET IS BETTER

[stuck crescent]

Gwyrdroi

[karmic vortex]

this place is horrid

[hardy wadi]

FEET is FEET

[feral vessel]

Cash me outta this mess.

[karmic vortex]

it's litteraly the 40k of chats

[feral vessel]

I'm taking Missus with me.

[limpid vigil]

Were they naked beofre so you had to pour dressing on em?

[feral vessel]

Missus, we're going home..

[wraith phoenix]

New trailer!!!!!????

[stuck crescent]

Please do

[jaunty path]

Be quiet salad

[wraith phoenix]

Omg the hyyyyyppppeeeee!!

[rocky aspen]

Predictable, the guy who got pissed completely sucked snd ragequit

[hardy wadi]

This is what the Horus heresy wanted to prevent

[feral vessel]

Petaaal act nicely.

[limpid vigil]

I know who will be soil nutrients in a bit

[nocturne bloom]

Masozi pits is better

[wraith phoenix]

[feral vessel]

fucking christ what is going on in here

[karmic vortex]

that guy horse was chill why did they kill him

[trim lotus]

nah they have a point, if i had a choice to save Hadron or Kayex from a burning building id save Hadron for sure

[stuck crescent]

Nothing good

[blazing shadow]

we're all a bunch of heretic scums

[naive jungle]

when patch notes maaan

[jaunty path]

When is hadron farting on vox

[limpid vigil]

Work bisexual hadron strikes again

[feral vessel]

Cash me outta this mess. Unless it's about alien plants I ain't here.

[hardy wadi]

Youre my least favourite pre-servitor

[karmic vortex]

DEATH TO THE CORPSE EMPEROR

[south valve]

This is what the arbites mean when they call people Lexbreakers

[stuck crescent]

Why are you like this

[nocturne bloom]

Again with this?

[feral vessel]

She's a special case. Please excuse her.

[trim lotus]

🥵

[nocturne bloom]

Why are you obsessed with shit

[hardy wadi]

and what di he hear/see?

[trim lotus]

GO ON

[stuck crescent]

No

[naive jungle]

yo what is this chat

[blazing shadow]

yoooooo look up that dude say weird things about big E

[jaunty path]

You always herre when I talk about it so ur just as bad vro

[blazing shadow]

do something

[stuck crescent]

She likes krieg

[feral vessel]

wolfer insane laugh

[nocturne bloom]

My bad, I have 2 monitors that WORK

[jaunty path]

I KILL KRIEGSMAN AND EAT THEIR FLESH

[stuck crescent]

She is now excused

[jaunty path]

The lines are cool and ur bad

[karmic vortex]

can we virus bomb the krieg

[hardy wadi]

ARMAGEDDON STEEL LEGION>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[trim lotus]

𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎

[nocturne bloom]

Im not the the one that gets demoted

[limpid vigil]

yknow i had this idea for a custom mini of a crazy kriegsman that is based on krieg from borderlands but i doubt it would work

[karmic vortex]

YARRICK MY GOAT

[jaunty path]

I LITERALLY HAVE HAVOC 40

IM BETTER THAN YOU

[south valve]

Wha...?

[jaunty path]

I AM BETTER!!!!!

[nocturne bloom]

Ive had it since the first week

[karmic vortex]

GHAZKULL IS A FUCK

[hardy wadi]

I AM MORROW'S FAVOURITE NO-HOPER

[limpid vigil]

also somehow im sure it would break some lore im not privy too

[nocturne bloom]

Glad you caught up

[jaunty path]

Fuk

Rong sticker

[stuck crescent]

Already sounds better than ww1 test tub babies

[blazing shadow]

The havoc

[nocturne bloom]

It isnt bait if its true

[south valve]

Kriegsmen when Peace Women walk in

[dire kayak]

I STILL CANT DO HAVOC 25 AAAGGHHH

[limpid vigil]

Also for those afraid of armor dogs remember - it could have been worse

[hardy wadi]

Hulk crying meme

Guys

My PC is dying

[nocturne bloom]

Fix it

[limpid vigil]

mainly poxbursterdogs

[trim lotus]

shoot it to make an example for other pcs

[karmic vortex]

call your nearest techpriest on the vox

[trim lotus]

be like a proper comissar

[hardy wadi]

The C in PC stands for Commissar

[limpid vigil]

PC commisar

[hardy wadi]

Guys I cant wait to troll Trazyn in Rogue Trader

[drowsy lynx]

It being true makes it the best bait imo

[limpid vigil]

just like PC principal but 40k

[dire kayak]

i wish commissar dukane would verbally abuse me

[trim lotus]

ive had the same thought

hivemind

[karmic vortex]

the real warhamsters call their computer cogitator

[trim lotus]

we're genestealers

[feral vessel]

Does anyone have an MP3 file of Captain Wolfer laughing like a freak. I know I heard it somewhere, can't recall the mission.

[stuck crescent]

.......gwyrdroi

[trim lotus]

meaning that genestealrs confirmed on march 17th in a new gamemode

[south valve]

YOU ARE ALL HERETICS

[stuck crescent]

I'm not

[blazing shadow]

Why nobody wonder why Grendyl is touching his ball all the time

[hardy wadi]

My biggest fear in life is dying without hearing all the Darktide dialogue

[dire kayak]

i imagined this in the male maul voice

[feral vessel]

I know there's a YT video with all his voicelines but I can't be bothered to dig through 11 minutes of nonsense.

[trim lotus]

YOU ARE ALL BLOCK-FODDER, REMEMBER THAT

[south valve]

You're the only normal person here

[limpid vigil]

Why not?

[hardy wadi]

Wha about me?

[south valve]

Ignoring the fact that you're Welsh

[dire kayak]

im not normal but apparently people like that >:3

[karmic vortex]

DEATH TO THE CORPSE WORSHIPERS

[trim lotus]

male maul does not have that line

[karmic vortex]

CHAOZ IS GOD

[stuck crescent]

Cau dy geg, anglo

[south valve]

You're cool

[south valve]

geg

[hardy wadi]

Give this man a true

[lusty crown]

Are they going to reset our talent trees in the next update?

[karmic vortex]

i hope not

[trim lotus]

thatd be so fucking funny

[hardy wadi]

Theyre gonna personally come and execute your Operatives

[trim lotus]

three patches in a row

[lusty crown]

[limpid vigil]

They might not but I will - GIVE ME YOUR SKILLPOINTS IM MAKING MY OGRYN STRONK ENOUGH TO KILL NURGLE

[hardy wadi]

They should aslo reset account progress and all cosmetic purchases, new batch coming in

[lusty crown]

So funny, btw where are fatshark offices located?

[south valve]

I see you're 15 now

[karmic vortex]

NO DON'T TAKE MY AMRAGEDDON SKINS

[south valve]

and the number in your name is too /j

[karmic vortex]

PLEASE FATSHART

[empty nimbus]

I'll reserve judgement untill I play it... But the new mode seems really disappointing 😕

[stuck crescent]

NOT MY STEEL LEGION

[dire kayak]

your cosmetics are looking pretty yummy,,,

[karmic vortex]

YOU ARE THE REASON WHY WE DO NOT GET NEW WEAPONS

[dire kayak]

youre very much in the minority

[trim lotus]

Stockholm
Rosenlundsgatan 29C
118 63 Stockholm
Sweden

[karmic vortex]

THEY HEAR THE HATE AND CURSE US WITH THINGS LIKE...

[south valve]

Please don't eat them

[karmic vortex]

HIVE SCUM

[south valve]

I wanna eat them instead

[lusty crown]

AWAY FROM MY SKILL POINTS, WITCH

[stuck crescent]

No

[untold abyss]

dude i cannot believe i'm saying this but it's good to be unemployed right now

[wraith phoenix]

Oh boy rejects! I can’t wait to get high as a kite on hopium again!!!

[hardy wadi]

Man i hope the next class is AdMech and not Hive Scum

[limpid vigil]

TOO LATE NOM NOM NOM

[storm ember]

4 days till whatever the fuck lmao

[south valve]

Hive Scum 2 will go hard

[ancient violet]

Get ready for the flooding of controversy tourists everyone

[feral vessel]

4 days until DT is good again..

[ancient violet]

HOLD THE LINE

[hardy wadi]

Quadruple pistols

[lusty crown]

MY FUCKING SKILL POINTS

[hardy wadi]

LOVE ISNT ALWAYS ON TIME

[limpid vigil]

Isn't that every other week with warhammer?

[empty nimbus]

It's we have helldivers at home, not chaos waster

[south valve]

Well, I think admech can get multiple arms, so.. 👀

[limpid vigil]

imma give em back later

[ancient violet]

I'm talking about Darktide

[drowsy lynx]

The new game mode implies the next class must be just-outside-the-hive scum

[hardy wadi]

blows up skill points with mind

[limpid vigil]

wich is a warhammer ip

[storm ember]

HOLD THE LII-II-IINE

[stuck crescent]

I make pasta now

[limpid vigil]

BUT RN IM GETTING ME MORE RATIONS WITH EM

[ancient violet]

Ur mom

[trim lotus]

captain Kirrahe this is a wrong universe

[wraith phoenix]

Do we get new tunes from St. Kyd???

[hardy wadi]

Man I love Africa, and their hit song Toto

[karmic vortex]

i need to buy ciggaretes

have fun guys

[ancient violet]

Oh no here they COME

[stuck crescent]

Hwyl fawr

[blazing shadow]

Jesper beloved release the new track

[limpid vigil]

Yes my mom loves me , no need to remind me

[karmic vortex]

kill all black templar and krieg fans

[jaunty path]

Gay

[stuck crescent]

PLEASE

[trim lotus]

you mean lho sticks

[limpid vigil]

I wish , that way i could worry only abt mother's day

[stuck crescent]

Specifically krieg, at least black templars have one good book

[lusty crown]

Also, thanks... I'll put this info to good use.

[ancient violet]

Queer, homosexual even

[limpid vigil]

but alas my mum ain't gay

[hardy wadi]

YOu may be gay but im Gamer

[blazing shadow]

Why people hates black templar

[stuck crescent]

Fans

[lusty crown]

Me when Eldar fans

[jaunty path]

Prolly cuz the fans annoying and racist

[hardy wadi]

because theyre black /j

[limpid vigil]

my guess is the ppl who like em like em for the wrong reasons

[karmic vortex]

im going to build a anti-krieg and anti-black templar army to shit on those tourists

[ancient violet]

Wait why do you like them?

[dire kayak]

me when AAAUUUGGGHHH

[blazing shadow]

cause they're templar and black armor is cool

[ancient violet]

That's a block incoming

[blazing shadow]

[south valve]

You don't like Eldar fans?

[karmic vortex]

funny gasmask noises

FALSE SEND IN THE 5 MILLION STEALTH SUITS

[south valve]

I've never heard of one tbh

[lusty crown]

Gonna plant a plague tree on their HQ

[stuck crescent]

They're really bad, was on grindr and a guy had an army and legitimately had painted swastikas on them

[trim lotus]

they're also extra racist compared to other chapters, like racist+

[ancient violet]

Here come the controversy tourists everyone

[jaunty path]

Gay nazis

[hardy wadi]

I think its pronounced WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Diz server now an Ork server

[stuck crescent]

....uh, I mean a mate on grindr

[lusty crown]

I like Eldar, they are fun to krump

[jaunty path]

💀

[crimson wing]

WHERES THE GENE STEALERS

[thick fog]

The hell is going on now

[ancient violet]

In my pants

[blazing shadow]

i love racist people on media sorry not sorry, drama and war should be everywhere

make war not peace

[limpid vigil]

Stealing jeans

[limpid vigil]

goose time!

[dire kayak]

THE FRAUD TRAUMA

[stuck crescent]

Nothing good

[ancient violet]

Time to crop this

[hardy wadi]

If the Eldar were truly as high anf mighty as they claim they wouldve spawned 2 Chaos Gods

[jaunty path]

Shits myself

[lusty crown]

Eldar fans just hit me as a "errmmm you are aksually the Bad guys" snobs

[jaunty path]

Lamia what are you going to say

[nocturne bloom]

Do i need to like, train you to not be a scat fetishist

[stuck crescent]

.....I make pasta now

[hardy wadi]

My favourite Racist is Max verstappen

[dire kayak]

i can eat her

[jaunty path]

Theres no fetish here

[stuck crescent]

Hwyl fawr

[ancient violet]

Love that band

[rain idol]

Why is it that I always open up this chat to some bullshit

[nocturne bloom]

You dont need to eat someone that likes fecal matter

[trim lotus]

youre talking about the first lady's race btw, Yvraine

[jaunty path]

U simply come flying in when poop is mentioned

[trim lotus]

burn this one on a cross

[limpid vigil]

I need to say - im tired of racism allegories in sci-fi. If you can have space aliens you can portray racism without using the alegory of robots or aliens as ppl of color

[blazing shadow]

Don't pretend you haven't read Drukari's stuff with one hand covering one eye and the other biting your finger

[hardy wadi]

Everyone here woulde been banned 7 times if this was the Helldivers discord

[lusty crown]

Eldar funny

But Eldar scream all the same...

So says me warboss

[south valve]

There's good and bad to it

[limpid vigil]

I mean you can still do that but like come on it wouldn't be unbelievable

[south valve]

-# not me though, I'm too cool to be banned

[dire kayak]

i like eating eldar

[hardy wadi]

I just think the HD mods jump the gun way too fast

[jaunty path]

Mods on pay roll so im not getting banned

[nocturne bloom]

I like eating...

[stuck crescent]

Pasta

You like eating pasta

[trim lotus]

semen

[dire kayak]

im eating banan

[ancient violet]

They banned me because I showed them the truth

[lusty crown]

Because we ain't babies, and we don't doxx people

[jaunty path]

I like chocolate

[nocturne bloom]

[trim lotus]

i like turtles

[hardy wadi]

They gave me a 15 day suspension for saying, verbatim: "Man i hope i get some automaton baddies soon"

[south valve]

I like pasta without sauce

call me a heretic

[tired inlet]

nah

[thin wagon]

Eating boiled bread?

[stuck crescent]

Like with butter?

[trim lotus]

THIS ONE MR INQUISITOR

[dire kayak]

[stuck crescent]

Oil?

[south valve]

I mean, I boil it

and then eat it

[dire kayak]

i eat my pasta with the lex

[south valve]

nom nom

[nocturne bloom]

I eat my pasta raw

[hardy wadi]

ye

[blazing shadow]

god lord.......

[dire kayak]

THATS SO REAL

[naive jungle]

holy shit ogryn frag bomb kills the entire screen of human sized enemies

[thin wagon]

Dudes British maxxing

[trim lotus]

pasta without sauce is like beer 0%

[limpid vigil]

i gotta say - boiled egg sandwiches are better with toasted bread

[tired inlet]

I've never had so much as an infraction there

[lusty crown]

Getting a good book ❌

Being the buttjoke of the setting ✅

[stuck crescent]

Not even Aglio e Olio?

Just pasta

[south valve]

Just pasta

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[south valve]

I mean, I don't have it very often

[hardy wadi]

they muted me for saying automaton baddies

[south valve]

but I don't like pasta sauce

[trim lotus]

well they kind of did

[nocturne bloom]

Cabbage and bow ties are pretty good... you dont need sauce with pasta

[wintry hemlock]

Why fatshark haters zealot so much... All clases got buffs but zealot got middle finger again

[south valve]

Come on and call me heretic

[limpid vigil]

I think if anybody in italy found out what kinda pasta we have in poland they'd die from shock

[stuck crescent]

I come over, make you better pasta

[tired inlet]

yeah, I saw; you were bein' weird. you're still bein' weird about it now.

[hardy wadi]

3*

[hardy wadi]

true, maybe i am

[south valve]

[hardy wadi]

in ANY casem warhammer time

[naive jungle]

ogryn HUGE buffs

[trim lotus]

and guess what - they're working on a new one

[naive jungle]

WOOOOO

[lusty crown]

"Automaton baddies"

When Illuminate baddies

[stuck crescent]

Please no

[trim lotus]

trapper baddies

[hardy wadi]

Dual wield Throwing rock

[elder merlin]

[thick coyote]

It got one of the best buff it could get

[naive jungle]

gunning stance (forget the name) returns 50% of your ammo after it ends

[hardy wadi]

Terminid baddies

[nocturne bloom]

Squid baddies would be more beneficial

[naive jungle]

fragbomb kills every human size enemy on your screen now

[thick coyote]

Reduced stamina Regen delay to 0.5

[lusty crown]

Too stinky

[thick coyote]

Literally top 4 push/push attack user atm

[feral vessel]

Chocolate..

[trim lotus]

||even better||

[feral vessel]

makes my stomach churn

[dire kayak]

admonition baddies

[feral vessel]

Which..

is bad

[lusty crown]

[feral vessel]

This is true.

[thick coyote]

It also killed the stamina on CRIT talent

[hardy wadi]

damn, thast cool, now we need 3 rocks thrown at once

[lusty crown]

Mauler baddie

[trim lotus]

on god i swear trapper does not shave anything

[nocturne bloom]

Hairy ratling wife baddie

[little marten]

Ok people who watched the gameplay of new mode does it look good?

[thick coyote]

Point Blank Barrage actually good?

[south valve]

Even you now, Plant?

[lusty crown]

Statement so BAD the Inquisition declared exterminatus on bro's planet 🥀

[dire kayak]

-# 🤤
hmmm,,,,

[wintry hemlock]

What is the buff? Cause on mister e stream he said zealot got basicaly nothing compared to others

[thick coyote]

.

[hardy wadi]

man i,love this server, and i love ou guys

[lusty crown]

I'm gonna touch you

[south valve]

We're all going to Hell.

[trim lotus]

i can fix her (i cant, she will corrupt me)

[wraith phoenix]

Repeeeeeeeeeent!

[dire kayak]

hell is where i was BORN

[south valve]

That explains a lot, foul demon

[south valve]

Salty spire

[hardy wadi]

Finally

[hardy wadi]

Yeah, we need to Dive into Hell

[south valve]

Into Hell we dive

[trim lotus]

say that again

[merry turret]

Watching a stream of the new expedition mode.
So now that we‘re exfiltrating technology, may we finally get our beloved and insanely wished Tech Priest or Skitarii Ranger class please 🥹👉👈❤️

[south valve]

democracy arrives

[trim lotus]

me when tide is dark

[south valve]

do what ever freedom requires

[hardy wadi]

Its gonna be Hive Scum agian

[trim lotus]

too soon for that my poor child

we all wish

we truly do

id give a kidney for skitarii release on march 17th

[hardy wadi]

AdMech class or Arbites cosmetics, whats the first being added?

[limber zealot]

Anyone got video of the new boss?

[elder merlin]

Who are you?

[elder merlin]

[naive jungle]

i want rock cosmetics

[hardy wadi]

Foapy

[merry turret]

Indeed

[limber zealot]

I want the admech class to be a combat servitor and I'm not even joking

[naive jungle]

googly eyes and painted smiley face or something

[south valve]

and WHAT

👀

anyway sorry

[hardy wadi]

New class has to be Abelard, who else is gonna introduce me to Hadron?

[limber zealot]

I'd love for a crossover event with rogue trader

Besides just the little charms we got before

[hardy wadi]

ong, we need Argenta to make an appearance when they add sister of battle class

[limber zealot]

I want an event level where abelard is telling us what to do

[feral vessel]

Absolutely..

[feral vessel]

Fucking WHAT?

Explain..

[limber zealot]

Like the Okri level for that VT2 event

[south valve]

This is what I mean

[trim lotus]

that will also make a lot of sense

[south valve]

we've decended into new levels of heresy

[trim lotus]

i mean a lot more than skitarii

[limber zealot]

Exactly

[trim lotus]

but damn skitarii are epic so everyone wants them

[limber zealot]

I'd want like a customizable shoulder mounted gun as an ability

[trim lotus]

i want Hadron in a maid suit . . .

[limber zealot]

Combat Servitor that just removes enemies in a straight line ahead of them

Like Saltz Bounty Hunter gun

[rain idol]

New game mode looks fun! But uh I still want wanted news on that new class and some more guns because after this they're going to go radio silent again😭

[trim lotus]

Saltz bh ultimate?

[merry turret]

Helldivers losing players after Cyberstan:

Darktide players at 17th:
God Emperor my leg!

[rough valve]

TO THE WASTES!!!!

[limber zealot]

See you when skulls happens

[limber zealot]

Yea

[rain idol]

When's that?

[limber zealot]

May I think

Like mid-late May iirc

[wraith phoenix]

Gimme Digganobz!

[rain idol]

fawwwwwwck that's too long

[trim lotus]

it was 6 months from arbi to hs release

[south valve]

Insert joke

[trim lotus]

arbi in june and hs hivescum in december

[limber zealot]

Just checked and it was May 22nd last year

So somewhere around there

[stuck crescent]

Pasta done

Was good

[brave slate]

Just realised the playerbase will be split 4 ways now. Regular, Havoc, Expeditions and a tiny portion in Mortis trials

[tacit geode]

we don't gotta count mortis in there

[stuck crescent]

Hey

[brave slate]

the tiniest of a fraction will still play it semi regularly

[stuck crescent]

All 20 people that like mortis will be so mad to hear that

[dire kayak]

hoouugghhh

[elder merlin]

People still play Mortis?

[south valve]

I play it occasionally

[brave slate]

My mortis penances are still incomplete

[south valve]

it gets boring fast

[tired inlet]

when you absolutely want to take out 8 monsters/champs in 12 minutes

[feral vessel]

Mortis trials?

I forgot about Mortis trials..

OST pretty fire though

[amber delta]

what if we repurposed mortis into dedicated single player mode

[jagged garnet]

same

[thick coyote]

Can you believe it?
4 dead game modes

[feral vessel]

Wuh?

What's the other three..

[jagged garnet]

What else would be a dead gamemode

Yeah lol

[feral vessel]

I know about Havoc and Mortis being dead.

[thick coyote]

It's a server dependant joke

[feral vessel]

Ooh.

[thick coyote]

Also time period

[thick coyote]

South America server is often dead, but it truly dies at graveyard hours

[trim lotus]

Castigator Stance rebalanced: less damage reduction, more strength

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

im gonna kms

why lord why

[thick coyote]

Good change

[south valve]

I can see that being good and bad

[thick coyote]

Probably the class won't be so mid anymore

[jagged garnet]

“THE LEX IS THE LEX.”

[brave slate]

kill stuff faster, stuff cannot damage you
whats so bad about that?

[shell night]

I would if the enemy density was higher

[dire kayak]

i love mortis trials

[trim lotus]

im afraid i wont be able to feel my lex after the patch

[dire kayak]

i count as like 50 people

[lethal solstice]

Just solo/duo it

[feral vessel]

by how much did they decrease the damage reduction

[trim lotus]

i like just to pop castigator and feel nothing while aura farming against three bosses at the same time

[feral vessel]

It was like.. 80% right

Oh!

It was a joke.

I think?

[trim lotus]

its not a joke

dr will be reduced

[tall grove]

Game was bugging yesterday
Have the servers gone back to normal yet?

[trim lotus]

its a sneak peek to the patch

[minor thistle]

most boring game mode ever

so much ressource on this crap instead of new maps

[stuck crescent]

k

[trim lotus]

Arbitite: Castigator Stance rebalanced (less DR, more strength); Nazian Aquilla provides pure stun immunity in radius; Terminus Warrant keystone reworked.

[south valve]

k

[brave slate]

k

[lethal solstice]

And nothing changed about the class at all

[thick coyote]

Wait, is bro talking about the new game mode?
It's not even out yet

[noble depot]

did i miss twitch drops?

[trim lotus]

dogshit aquila rework btw, the only thing how aquila could be more useful if it had an additional tree with something like "aquila will follow you with 50% of your speed" so you wont be forced to just stand on one place (and standing in one place is death)

[thick coyote]

Nuncio Aquila still bad huh

🚬

[minor thistle]

no one will playing it after one week like all other trash mod, havoc will remain the main game mode

[stuck crescent]

k

[tall grove]

Havoc is awful half the time lmao

[thick coyote]

Bro's just typing shit

Leave him be

[trim lotus]

a lot of people are already testing it, its literally 3 days away

[thick coyote]

[stuck crescent]

Krieg behaviour

[lethal solstice]

Havoc is definitely not the main mode

[trim lotus]

and people were testing it long before that date

[lethal solstice]

Its just the most complained about

[thick coyote]

I'm not a lot of people so it doesn't count

[brave slate]

You missed the shirtless Ogryn drop. Rip

[trim lotus]

just now embargo is off

nda

[feral vessel]

Meerp.
How are you lot doing tonight..

[noble depot]

if the blueberry stuff no regret

[stuck crescent]

mad pasta

was good

Made*

[feral vessel]

Oh!

Great..

I ate sausage.

[stuck crescent]

pasta good

[brave slate]

All twitch drops are blueberry camo

[south valve]

What did you do to make the pasta mad?

[feral vessel]

I do like pasta.

What's your favourite pasta shape..

[noble depot]

there were some weapons skins before them

[trim lotus]

penis

[feral vessel]

Mine has to be ribbons, don't remember what they're called.

[nocturne bloom]

Elbows are the superior choice

[stuck crescent]

Read Dead men walking and siege of vrak at it

[tall grove]

Bow tie pasta is my favourite

[noble depot]

your mom

[gentle aspen]

Fettuccine?

[south valve]

Are those Krieg books?

[feral vessel]

Prolly?

[stuck crescent]

Linguine

[trim lotus]

your mom

ha

[gentle aspen]

Our mom

[stuck crescent]

Lyons is not a good writer

[feral vessel]

Oh, no

Not da.

I will make pasta tomorrow.

[south valve]

Read Dead

[trim lotus]

thats some tau communism shit do not to that again reject

[south valve]

redemption

[feral vessel]

I actually want to try and cook something.

that's not frozen bullshit

[stuck crescent]

Need to make more sauces

[brave slate]

How the hell are you supposed to cook your mom pasta? It's just an oversized blob of pasta dough

[nocturne bloom]

Id say you cant fuck pasta up but my sister exists so good luck

[trim lotus]

you can fuck up pasta easily

[gentle aspen]

Boiled 78 minutes

[tall lagoon]

no new weapons is a little heartbreaking, would have been fun to break them in on the new gamemode

[nocturne bloom]

She boiled the water entirely

The pot was empty

[stuck crescent]

Your sister is dumb

[nocturne bloom]

Pasta was burnt to it

I had to use a angle grinder with a wire wheel to clean it

[feral vessel]

once upon a time I couldn't get my spaghetti out of the pot because they all fused with the bottom of the pot.

So I had this amalgam of spaghetti..

[nocturne bloom]

You might be able to fuck pasta up

You are indeed a specimen

[brave slate]

Just microwave your pasta. No pot needed

[stuck crescent]

Krieg behaviour

[feral vessel]

That's it. I'm calling you petal from now on, you're deserving..

Petal, that sounds like a bad idea.

[trim lotus]

Hive scum: Pickpocket now only triggers on melee kill

ICANT

[nocturne bloom]

I can

Just hit people

Easy

[tall lagoon]

infinite needles was pretty op

[trim lotus]

is crack even legal in sweden?

[feral vessel]

hive scum mfs when they're forced to engage with the melee system

[trim lotus]

because i think it is

[tacit geode]

absurdly tame nerf

[feral vessel]

"but i cant get in melee range it would give me tetanus"

[stuck crescent]

imagine not using a CHIANSWORD

what a sad, sad, existence

[nocturne bloom]

Imagine using a chainsword when you have a crowbar and drug needles

[shut kayak]

whoop whoop update

[stuck crescent]

BEST WEAPON CHAIN GANG 4 LIFE

[trim lotus]

im not using chainsword because im playing with shivs and poison on them

[brave slate]

4 days to go

[shut kayak]

i play with club

i love my club

[feral vessel]

Petals..

[trim lotus]

but jesus christ pickpocket refilling ammo only on melee kills is so fucking stupid

[trim lotus]

it was fun!

[dire kayak]

i eat every krieg veteran i see

[trim lotus]

and you will still die easily if you're not good enough

[dire kayak]

whole

[limpid vigil]

Guys if leon kennedy was in darktide what sort of stupid one-liners would he say?

[trim lotus]

that's the whole point of hs

[tall lagoon]

it was fun, but it was too strong

[brave slate]

Do you know how pickpocketing works? You reach your hand into a pocket and steal shit. Hows a bullet gonna do that?

[trim lotus]

run and gun, high risk high reward

[stuck crescent]

worst type of veterans

[dire kayak]

[trim lotus]

take a hit from one mob - lose most of your shield

[stuck crescent]

GOD I HATE KRIEG

[feral vessel]

Am I cringe for using the Krieg cosmetics because it's the only cosmetics I have and my dad bought them for me as a gift?

[limpid vigil]

Im thinking - "Packmaster , no wonder he moved out so fast"

any other ideas?

[stuck crescent]

no, that's sweet

[feral vessel]

Awh. So you do have a soft spot.

[trim lotus]

the second one will pop your passive to regenerate your shield up to 50% but you'll still take a damage, and the third one will straight damage your health

[stuck crescent]

NO

NO

[shut kayak]

no thats cool

[stuck crescent]

NO

NO

NO

[brave slate]

Don't worry, they're giving scum more dodges so you won't get hit

[feral vessel]

Okay, calm down petal.

It's fine.

[trim lotus]

and now we'll be forced to actually fight

[stuck crescent]

I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE, YOU SENTIENT TOMATO

ok

over it

[feral vessel]

Unkind and untrue, I'm not related to potatoes (since they're not even plants, they're tubers.

[stuck crescent]

you're a tub

[trim lotus]

i want to shoot stuff with my dual smgs, not to perform a death by thousand cuts to crusher

[brave slate]

is a vtuber a form of digital potato?

[dire kayak]

my exbf used krieg cosmetics,,,, maybe that was a red flag,,,,

[trim lotus]

praying for crits since they apply poison

[stuck crescent]

red flag

reddest flag

[feral vessel]

Willingly?

Speaking of Krieg, my dad seems to like buying me Krieg related stuffs..

[dire kayak]

he found them cool looking

[feral vessel]

(mostly minis).

[feral vessel]

That's fine.

[trim lotus]

why would they also nerf plasma gun it's already ass

[dire kayak]

he was even in a helldivers krieg fanfaction server

[stuck crescent]

it's the only thing they have going on

[feral vessel]

Is there yaoi.

That would give Krieg some redeeming qualities,, right?

[stuck crescent]

ych a fi

[dire kayak]

none

[stuck crescent]

No

[dire kayak]

they worship malevalon creek and stuff

it's weird

[stuck crescent]

Krieg fans being weird is normal

They think dead men walking is good

[dire kayak]

theyre called the death korps of malevalon creek

[feral vessel]

Ew..

I like my Helldivers gay.. or wit a bug wife..

[trim lotus]

the second one is fine

[dire kayak]

i think at that time in the commodore's vestures they had armageddon steel legion and palanite enforcer stuff too

[elder robin]

I was recovering grenades with my HS in game any idea how that was possible ?

[feral vessel]

So gay divers aren't?

[stuck crescent]

oh, then biggest red flag

[feral vessel]

Am I reading this right..?

[elder robin]

Like I was recovering nades every minute or so

[trim lotus]

oui

[stuck crescent]

Steel legion>mid-korp

[dire kayak]

YES

[limpid vigil]

The karnak twins? They were both so ugly i could not tell (Leon kennedy if he was in darktide)

[oak valley]

I hate bug wivers
Because like
You'd be executed immediately

[limpid vigil]

A captain? Looks like his was a sinking ship

[nocturne bloom]

My ship is still at cyberstan

[tacit geode]

new event modifier

[oak valley]

Looks like you've been Admonished

[limpid vigil]

Chaos spawn? It sure was screaming like a petulant child

[elder robin]

Okay it wasn't written anywhere, ty

[dire kayak]

helldivers fell off after cyberstan so respectable

[feral vessel]

You've been brainwashed by brainless followers of Democracy. Those that truly understand democracy and what Super Earth stands for will know that bug wives are perfectly fine.

[limpid vigil]

It looks like it is time to pick at some scabs (Leon Kennedy before killing wolfer)

[red plume]

Hello, does anyone know where I can quickly find the “Unit coherence” exercise?

[feral vessel]

Elaborate?

[red plume]

*penance

[feral vessel]

Oh, should be under 'defensive', if I recall correctly.

[nocturne bloom]

Yea, bugdivers fault for dying on the wrong planet

[oak valley]

Dude I am the least democratic man around I just think it's weird you wanna play ball with a bug with boobs

[limpid vigil]

Those guys must love bingo (Leon Kennedy upon seeing the admonition cult)

[feral vessel]

Oh, wait,

no

Abilities?

[limpid vigil]

Am i doing a good job with those?

[oak valley]

I'm glad we lost Cyberstan
Devs were far too charitable

[feral vessel]

I do not have a dick and even if I did I'm asexual.

I don't do the dickening.

[limpid vigil]

Im asexual and i do hear me outs that could kill a puritan

it's normal

[feral vessel]

Yeah, I do hear me outs too but I am disgusted by the concept of actually having sex with someone.

[limpid vigil]

a hear me out has to make ppl have to HEAR YA OUT

[minor thistle]

put the devs who put so much on ressource on a boring walking expedition mode

[nocturne bloom]

Ah yes, let's scale a order based off of current players, only for thousands of people to pick the gane up over the update and have the reinforcement budget not make sense with the current player number

[red plume]

Thanks, but unfortunately that wasn't it

[stuck crescent]

🇰

[limpid vigil]

If any of yall have more leon kenedy one liner ideas for darktide let me know

[feral vessel]

"boring expedition mode"

hasn't even come out yet

Duality of man.

[trim lotus]

"i better get back to the gang"

[stuck crescent]

ignore him, his name is a letter

[feral vessel]

Oh, football PFP!