general-chat

[thin wagon]

Ain't know way they crap out a character in less than 3 weeks

[somber stream]

New class Q2 and 4, calling it

[little marten]

No new weapons is sad

[trail bramble]

lalalala can't hear you new class tomorrow

[thin wagon]

Q4 is the hail mary

[dire kayak]

what class should i eat next?

[little marten]

But I mean the new mode and the new enemies

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[coarse tiger]

Yall think it’ll drop tomorrow

[obtuse oak]

on the weekend?

when fatshark isn't working?

[coarse tiger]

Today

[somber stream]

What the fuck is this pfp lmao

[amber delta]

I think it's Tuesday

[clever horizon]

makin bacon

[little marten]

A wave of Yuri

[thick coyote]

Wait no class this quarter?

[little marten]

Yuri is ladies right?

[thin wagon]

I was hoping for bare minimum a concrete announcement as to what we would get. Although they are doing great riding the anticipation

[thick coyote]

Yeah girls love

[thin wagon]

Yuri? That's my plumber!

[amber delta]

Yuri is Soviet psychic agent in service of premier Romanov

[astral basin]

“This quarter”
3 month cycles
Its still 1st quarter. 2 weeks before second quarter

[little marten]

Hell yeah

[brave slate]

Except Yuri Gagarin. He is man

[little marten]

I love love

[fallen tree]

RIP he passed recently

[coarse tiger]

I mean that in like 5 hours

[amber delta]

[fallen tree]

RA2 was incredible

[clever horizon]

crazy reference

[thin wagon]

Doubtful alas alas

[obtuse oak]

they never announce specifics way ahead of time

[amber delta]

I replayed it a last year, shit still holds up

[little marten]

Guys

[thin wagon]

Idk how way ahead we are in time maaan

[little marten]

Imma guess the update release date

[obtuse oak]

we know that there is an additional class coming, they won't say what it is until about... let's say a month or so, before it releases. that's their MO.

[fallen tree]

oh totally. ive been meaning to replay tiberian sun since you can download it for free. thats my alltime fave

[little marten]

March 31st

[clever horizon]

😻

[little marten]

If my guess is correct FatShark will buy me crimson desert

[somber stream]

It's best they don't release a roadmap anyway

Release the very first roadmap for the game after 3 years
Delay the same roadmap by 2 weeks lmao

[fiery wave]

Yeah, so wave of wlw. If I want to off from the server.

[little marten]

As much as a wave of Yuri would be enjoyable I infinitely prefer you

Being on the server that is hehe

[obtuse oak]

stop flirting

[little marten]

I only flirt with destiny

[obtuse oak]

nice save

where does she live?

[somber stream]

We all love ourselves a little bit of Carryen every now and then

[thick coyote]

Yeah I was thinking about that class

[little marten]

And potential investigation by her majesties revenue and customs

[thick coyote]

"You will like it"

[deep hamlet]

Heee’s heeeeereee

[thick coyote]

Or something they said

[obtuse oak]

is that what they said?

[trail bramble]

Alaska, you wouldn't know her

[fiery wave]

Hank, I prefer ladies. I also have a GF.

[little marten]

The other place to the one I guessed last time lol

[trail bramble]

she works at a bar in Anchorage

[little marten]

Singapore?

[obtuse oak]

good taste

[fiery wave]

I don't carry. I just panic.

[thin wagon]

Nov 18th - Dec 2nd Hive Scum announce vs release. That's a bit less than a month so not bad.

[opaque oxide]

when does obese whale release the embargo ?

[somber stream]

Panic carry is still carry, Kari

[wet swift]

hello chat

i require assistance

[sleek harness]

Busy

As you can see

[dire kayak]

go on

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure that's not carrying, it's just things falling into place somehow.

[sleek harness]

I took 31 minutes

[little marten]

We didn’t need to know you went for a shit

[thin wagon]

As the emperor wills

[sleek harness]

No

[brave slate]

It can be provided for the low price of 200 Aquilas!

[little marten]

It’s good your parents don’t let you take your mobile into the toilet with you

[wet swift]

i cant enter a name? whatever i use i get name validation failed?

[little marten]

You’d get pins and needles

[sleek harness]

What

[thick coyote]

Or something along those lines
I'm searching for where I saw it

[thin wagon]

Okay well what's an example of what you've added?

[wet swift]

even random letters fail the validation

[thick coyote]

Using Spaces?

[somber stream]

I have a feeling they're going to delay the trailer, again

[thin wagon]

Ah. Any odd characters or spaces?

[sleek harness]

The hell you wanted before Nurgle Jamer

[wet swift]

literally just typed HELP and it failed?

no spaces

[thin wagon]

Reset?

[amber delta]

maybe you need red name first

[little marten]

Hank was gonna make me mod to see if I had what it takes to actually press the ban button

[wet swift]

i guess?

[sleek harness]

On who

[brave slate]

A restart seems to be the best option

[fiery wave]

Ingame name?

[wet swift]

yeah not here lol

[amber delta]

oh

[idle otter]

400

[amber delta]

then restart I guess

[somber stream]

Wanna take a wild guess?

[sleek harness]

You?

[little marten]

🫵 😹

[sleek harness]

I mean

I would prefer a unique role

[wet swift]

ok now i tried to restart and went with IHateNurgle and it failed as well?

[little marten]

Oh yeah? Do tell

[wet swift]

can't use taken names? idk

[thin wagon]

Also the month wait thing doesn't really apply in this sense as they only announced a new playable was coming, said on the Jan 23rd, so theoretically it could be next year of things go poorly lol

[thick coyote]

Don't think you can use Hate

Lol

[astral basin]

“New discord role: stayed from execution”

Or

[wet swift]

huh? ok that's interesting...

[sleek harness]

I am a anarchist, what role do you think I want

[brave slate]

Hate might be flagged as a bad word. Replace it with love

[astral basin]

“Dog of the Inquisition”

[little marten]

Do anarchists have roles?

[sleek harness]

Skaven

[little marten]

Isn’t that contradictory

[amber delta]

there are some funny words that the game filters out in names

dont ask me how I know

[sleek harness]

Fatshark

[little marten]

As much as I like the idea of anarchy what is the end game for an anarchist other than being mid 60’s and sitting outside train stations dressed as a punk smoking crack

[wet swift]

ILoveThePolice doesn't work either, i just want to play an arbites man

police is flagged as well?

ffs

[astral basin]

I can’t use the word “peg” as a name

[dire kayak]

even in pegleg?

[fiery wave]

Cos it's uhhh... sus.

[little marten]

Prince of Pegging is a title that belong to William

[wet swift]

hey ILoveJesus works at least hahaha

[brave slate]

The diameter of the pegleg is a bit too much

[vapid matrix]

6….7?

[tawdry edge]

Where do you get this type of stickers

[dire kayak]

i make them myself

[tawdry edge]

Give me some of em

[dire kayak]

never

[tawdry edge]

I give you picture of my cat in offering

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[sleek harness]

Is it ugly

[vapid matrix]

My nitro run out

[somber stream]

7 minutes

[sleek harness]

7

[idle otter]

7

[vapid matrix]

6-7 minutes

[amber delta]

7 minutes until trailer delay

[idle otter]

no

[tawdry edge]

No

[amber delta]

Fatshark doooog

update now

[tawdry edge]

7 minutes
7 minutes is all I can spare to goon with you

[astral basin]

Doog

[trail bramble]

depends on whether you're discussing anarchism as a political system or anarchism as a means to an end

[sleek harness]

Can I not see it then

[tawdry edge]

Idk can you

[trail bramble]

as a political system it's kinda ultra small governance, as a means to an end it's directed political violence and protest

[sleek harness]

I don't want to see it

[astral basin]

“Anarchism as a political system” makes my brain itch in a way too close to something like an aneurysm

[sleek harness]

But if you want

I can see

[trail bramble]

yeah most actual anarchists don't advocate for it because it's essentially social darwinism lmao

might makes right type shit

[sleek harness]

Skaven society

Actually no it's imperialist

[tawdry edge]

Ok I'm posting him in #pet-tide

[subtle sleet]

wen updatr?

[thick coyote]

Who the hell are you, I thought I hired lackeys

[amber delta]

raaaaaagh trailer

[tawdry edge]

That's not how the meme goes

The joke is that he says "goons" not lackeys

You absolute buffoon

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh

[amber delta]

lynxiee is the akshully nerd emoji personified

[thick coyote]

And can only goon for 7 minutes

#weakgoons

[somber stream]

The time is now, any news on the happening front?

[brave slate]

True goons will edge for 7 hours

[amber delta]

mein fuhrer, I'm afraid that... nothing ever happens

[somber stream]

😔

[south valve]

Wha...?

[thick coyote]

I found it
Reread it
"but we are pretty sure you will like this one too. "
It's likely referring to Expeditions

But hey

[amber delta]

it's a reference to a movie scene you need to have 200iq to get it

[thick coyote]

"Too" is there

[south valve]

Oh okay

well I have 6 so

[astral basin]

@whole glade found a thing for you to poach

[amber delta]

fatshark cooking up 'sorry for delay blog post'

[marsh iris]

when is the darktide movie experience?

[somber stream]

'Due to marketing material'

[amber delta]

due to marketing material containing violence we had to restructure it because violence in warhammer 40000 is not okay

[delicate kite]

its going to be netflix series starring Julian Horton

as Rannick

[marsh iris]

[delicate kite]

Brunt is going to be played by Morfydd Clark

[astral basin]

Tv show
Whenever henry cavill gets the backing
But dont get your hopes up, he will potentially get frustrated with his employees and end the project early

[marsh iris]

witcher series treatment lets hope not

[astral basin]

Actually
A 40k tv show should NOT focus on the marines
They should have a central role, but not take the screen tine
If we want a drama/ show

[amber delta]

cavill is that one autistic kid who pours his heart out into his nerdy hobby and all suits in production want it to be mass appeal slop

[marsh iris]

desperate hivewives

[somber stream]

Cavill sacrificed half of the filming crew to an ancient god to ensure picture quality

It's truem i read it in an article on facebook

[amber delta]

he cut his own face to portray Geralt with most realistic scars

[astral basin]

Cavills dedication to the source is inspiring
Problem is. The franchisers are only inspired by money

[patent grove]

What do you mean when Cavill gets backing? He already has it from amazon prime

[thick coyote]

He actually flew to the Earth's orbit to get that one shot from Zacks JL

[astral basin]

I wasn’t thinking too hard on it
He has a whole writers bosrd and everything
Gotta wait on the patience of everyone involved

[marsh iris]

all these talk of cavill doing 40k is there actually some semblance of 40k show hes working on?

bro need a writer

[astral basin]

Im wondering what his subject matter is

[marsh iris]

like dan abnett or something

[thick coyote]

He told everyone to read the Horus heresy book
That's why it's taking so long

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

@somber stream

[marsh iris]

wait for 40k years

[somber stream]

No

[astral basin]

The running joke kek

[ancient violet]

Horus deez

Thinking about getting back on wow

Anyone agree or should I run for the hills?

[thick coyote]

So sorry for you

[ancient violet]

Don't be I'm on my meds

I'm burnt out on this game so I don't know what I should sink my time into

[astral basin]

Mmm i do love abusive franchises that weasel me of every dollar i have

[ancient violet]

Don't worry this isn't Destiny

At the very least I can pay for my monthly sub via gold

[astral basin]

Its dead

[ancient violet]

Good

Idk maybe another game then

[astral basin]

Like. Officially dead
Blurb said “we are failing to see how we recover “

[ancient violet]

I honestly don't care never touching Destiny again

[somber stream]

✨ 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝔂 2 ✨

[thick coyote]

Mewgenics

[ancient violet]

Marathon

[ancient violet]

Sounds racist

[dire kayak]

mechanicus

[thick coyote]

Against cats so it's ok

[ancient violet]

No

[thick coyote]

No but like

It's just

Turn based rogue like

[whole glade]

re9 is installin :3c

[astral basin]

Marathon looks like plastic
Their new map looks amazing
But so much of the. Unfinished look is too in the face

[thick coyote]

With cats

And you can rub one cat into another and a third cat pops out

[ancient violet]

Looter shooters seems like the new trend

[grim spoke]

did u find it

[thick coyote]

[somber stream]

The damage is done

[ancient violet]

I love going thru the same boxes every 5 hours

[thick coyote]

Marathon is also 20gbs

[ancient violet]

Truly the peak of gaming

[little marten]

TRAILER NOW

[somber stream]

Stolen art and assets, a stain they won't ever be able to remove

[thick coyote]

In the big 26

[ancient violet]

Proof

[marsh iris]

trailer fr?

[astral basin]

…15 years

[ancient violet]

15 years of what?

[thick coyote]

The division 2 on sale

[little marten]

Wait wtf did I just get a notification for a Yuri community

[somber stream]

I am refreshing their youtube this very moment, no trailer yet

[thick coyote]

Or was idk

Looter cover shooter

[little marten]

Karien?!?!?!

[marsh iris]

marathon looks cool but im staying away from extraction shooter

[ancient violet]

Extract deez

[astral basin]

Borderlands
Not to mention shlooters before it

[pallid badger]

when?

[ancient violet]

Oh I meant extraction shooter

[wet swift]

i havent played i like a year and half and come back to find that my weapon customization mod is gone? come on man

[little marten]

NOW

[fallen tree]

original marathon lore was so sick, i was sad it was extraction too, but even so im thinking of buying..

[little marten]

The guns is marathon look dumb

[ancient violet]

Ur mom

[little marten]

In certain lights she does also look dumb

[pallid badger]

looks cool and feels cool, but it has absolutly nothing else going for it

[somber stream]

Should've been a single player game, or co-op shooter

Extraction shooter? Marathon? Really?

[fallen tree]

like the originals

[ancient violet]

Maybe new Darktide content will pull me back in

I fucking hate playing League

[brave slate]

But then they could not have gambled on the live service jackpot

[ancient violet]

Currently in plat 2

Truly an experience having the o carry every game as Ornn

[marsh iris]

i envy people who enjoy the thrill of extraction shooters but losing everything after 20-30mins is not my taste

[astral basin]

70% of marathon looks like they were released without a graphics coat
They have good spots but. Egh

@fallen tree from what i hear they are revisiting a lot of previous lore

[pallid badger]

nah not single player, but the foundation for a really nice coop is there, it only needs more challenging enemies

[fallen tree]

thats exactly why i would play despite not bein an extraction based player

[glacial shoal]

The main thing i've got against marathon is that I was a destiny player for 10 ish years and bungie has lost every ounce of good will I had for them slowly but surely over that 10 year period

[fallen tree]

but i could also just read it online

in saying that, lore added 30 years after the original release isnt really lore.. its not written by a single person of the original team

[astral basin]

Imagine if Big Gaming gave us a duo masterpiece like Army of Two in the big 26

[somber stream]

Bungie now isn't bungie then

[fallen tree]

exactly, same with blizzard 😔

[somber stream]

Marathon now isn't the same. Merely a new body with gibberish filled in it

[brave slate]

Game studios age like milk

[dire kayak]

40 missions until hive scum 100%

[fallen tree]

in marathons defense, i do like the new artstyle, i wish they were separate things tho

[astral basin]

Bungie lost a lot in the divorce
Bungie and microshaft breaky was
m e s s y

[glacial shoal]

Bungie hasn't been bungie for a hot while

[thick coyote]

Son
I'm so sorry for you

[thin fable]

Trailer.

[little marten]

Finish the fight

[glacial shoal]

And they got bought up by Sony only for it to be revealed that they haven't made Sony any money since then

[brave slate]

The hype for Halo 3 has never been matched

[fallen tree]

halo 3: believe trailer. absolute cinema

[astral basin]

That was ubislop

[little marten]

Hype delivered too

[glacial shoal]

No bungie got bought by Sony

[brave slate]

We had it good back then

[glacial shoal]

3 billion dollar deal

And bungie has not delivered on any front for Sony since then

[astral basin]

Oh shi

[brave slate]

Who are the people convincing these big companies to buy all these studios?

[little marten]

I see people ruminating about the future of games being for kids and being built out of sandbox titles like Roblox but halo 3 custom games was a progenitor

[fallen tree]

these days, oilers

[astral basin]

Why tf are entertainment studios being traded for such ludicrously arbitrary numbers

[little marten]

Actually the best video game experience Ive ever had was Farcry Predator custom games

[fallen tree]

the gamebreaking shit you could do with forge on the mp maps made it so peak

[glacial shoal]

I can't imagine being the Sony execs that look at a studio like bungie and they go "yeah 3 billion dollars to acquire this sounds like a good idea boiz"

[little marten]

Some dude making a whole Vietnamese village inside forge with tunnels and caves

[somber stream]

It's not just the studio, it's the right to IPs as well

[patent grove]

Sony and MS with that brain damage, billions wasted buying other companies

[little marten]

Also it was always fun when someone uploaded their halo screenshot but it was just boobs

[somber stream]

Halo 3 had boob?

[fallen tree]

2010, what a time to be a gamer

[river ingot]

cortana

[little marten]

You could take screenshots so it would be detailed naked anime ladies made out of guns lol or sometimes they hacked it and it was just porn

[brave slate]

I want to call these people stupid but NGL I respect the hustle of these industry consultants convincing big studios to make the dumbest decisions while raking in a fat salary.

[astral basin]

$3 billion “investment”
Like. Holy fuck man. That’s feeding a towns worth of families
“We expect to get the money back faster than youve earned the amount in your lifetime”

[fallen tree]

reminds me of old wc3 custom games, sometimes they made the game picture straight up porn

[little marten]

And the screenshots/clips were on your profile too

[fallen tree]

12 year old me was so happy

[little marten]

If I recall

[fallen tree]

LOAP days

[little marten]

Mw2 custom emblems were also a goldmine for some crazy anime art

[somber stream]

Ah yes, emblems

I bet you can tell the trifecta

Country flag, anime

And the other stuff

[brave slate]

The good ol' days

[amber delta]

certain ideology flag

[somber stream]

Sometimes a mix of anime and that

Wondered how they pull that off

[little marten]

I think they did pretty good at stopping swastikas

Is it ok to say that word

[somber stream]

It's fine

[amber delta]

only if you are east asian

[fallen tree]

it would be on context u good

[little marten]

Ok good I was worried about the tattoo on my neck

[amber delta]

will you show me

[fallen tree]

we cant have 2 lore-heavy characters banned in one day

[little marten]

🙈

[astral basin]

Hm

I still miss the old movement
Someone here discovered peaking
“Omg i might try using this on my next set of aurics”
…brother everyones just sliding at mach fuck to dispense a hot lead enema through these cultists urethra.
Taking cover behind a box is a almost a myth at this point

[amber delta]

putting cover in the tutorial made me think the game was going to be quite tactical

[astral basin]

Indeed.
It was slightly more tactical before they put coke in the stins

Movement revamp was needed for the game to be fresh, but… egh

[modern elm]

Did the trailer come out yet

[amber delta]

no

its delayed

[modern elm]

Uhggg today has been too slowwwww

Oh

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[amber delta]

GW demanded Ultramarines to be added to the trailer

[teal token]

[river ingot]

not enough tarkdide

[obtuse oak]

hmmmm

[teal token]

Hello comrade Hank

[obtuse oak]

I think it was the most hype marketing campaign of all time, but the hype for GTA VI is unprecedented in human history

[teal token]

It's been a while

[somber stream]

I'm not feeling it

[obtuse oak]

I'm not bothered either but it's so massive

[amber delta]

Chapter Master Titus shows up at the end of the trailer

looks into the camera

"I am the 500 worlds"

[astral basin]

Hey we cant talk about gw demands
FS mightve accidentally had morrow smoking a cig, leading to deconstruction and revision

[tacit geode]

Battle field 3's was pretty good

[wet swift]

when are we getting weapon customization btw?

[amber delta]

GW decided cigs might be offensive because of how they are called in the UK

[astral basin]

The irish:

[wet swift]

not cool

[brave slate]

It feels a bit different. Halo 3 was hype because of good marketing and because everyone wanted to play it.
Gta6 just feels like people wanting to see what took rockstar so long

[obtuse oak]

that's fair

[somber stream]

Halo 2, 3. The hype was felt all across Germany back then

[brave slate]

X came out before gta6

[obtuse oak]

cyberpunk 2077 hype was also insane, probably the biggest in the past decade, but halo 3 was something special for sure

[somber stream]

People literally camp outside at 3AM just to wait for their chance

[obtuse oak]

the most hype I ever personally felt was after the skyrim reveal trailer lol

good times

[brave slate]

I think because it also lived up to the hype for the most part so it is remembered fondly unlike cyberpunk which really fumbled the launch

[obtuse oak]

yeah. it's a really great game though

one of my goats

[astral basin]

Tbf
The demo trailers were the absolute future
They didnt come close to what they promised, but it was still a good game

[obtuse oak]

but only with patch 2.0 and phantom liberty included

[brave slate]

And nowadays everyone is too skeptical so I doubt we'll reach the levels of the early 2000s ever again

[amber delta]

game still mid idc

[thick fog]

Notice that rockstar is not doing much of a big campaign or less likely will do for GTA6 because people already are too hungry for it

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-2077-solomon-reed-gif-3074038043140849436

[astral basin]

CDPR why cant i wall climb with mantis blades?? You promised me wall climbs!!

[amber delta]

Idris Elba is the goat tho

[somber stream]

Gaming industry certainly has never been so innovative and advance as it is now. The one thing it lack compares to the past is the magic in their games

Realistic graphic can only get you so far

[obtuse oak]

AAA is w/e

this is the Age of the Indie

i'm playing esoteric ebb and it's incredible what mostly solo developers with a small team of others can achieve now

[somber stream]

Real, i'm having a blast with sts2

[brave slate]

Innovation is mostly in indie games. Advanced just means slapping ray tracing on in Unreal 5 and mocking the gamers for not running a flagship GPU

[astral basin]

Attempted monopolization of entertainment
Hilariously absurd

[oak nexus]

trailer out all

[little marten]

I WILL DOWNLOAD MYSELF INTO GTA VI DEVOTE MYSELF TO LUCIA

DONT TELL MY GF

[thick fog]

And then the indie scene just been friendslops and "turned into (object)" and sit still games

[tacit geode]

Halo 3 hype will pale in comparison to darktide 2 hype

[astral basin]

Sir, Sister Lucia is married to the Emperor

[brave slate]

Part of the reason I want Crimson Desert to do well is because they seem to be running an optimised in house engine and not just defaulting to unreal

[obtuse oak]

but you see

it has not

[oak nexus]

this isnt true its just what is getting the most popular but indie scene still going!!!

[little marten]

Oh shit similar names

But no I refer to QUEEN lucia of vice city

[oak nexus]

iron nest
diviner
the irony

[amber delta]

I hate friendslop I hate friendslop

[obtuse oak]

blue prince

[thick fog]

I am joking but I been seeing quite a traction of it lately to catch the success of repo, lethal and peak

[obtuse oak]

I actually play peak with my friends

[oak nexus]

bait so good I fell for it

[obtuse oak]

it is good fun

[amber delta]

there is such much low effort friendslop

[oak nexus]

just ignore the slop and dial in

[low wharf]

Now we mostly just need good 3 player co-op indiegames that arent minecraft²

[amber delta]

because its easy to make and relies on players to make their own fun

[obtuse oak]

I clutched a run and revived all my friends the last time we played, feelsgoodman

[astral basin]

“Low effort” is a stretch
Devs have to dev skills somehow

[low wharf]

There are a few coming up tho, but most are tba

[amber delta]

also they probably hope twitch streamers will catapult their game to fame

[thick fog]

Not joking but my friends literally play peak everyday

[obtuse oak]

that's a little weird, it's not that good.

[little marten]

Don’t you just climb a mountain in peak

[obtuse oak]

yeah

it's very simple

[little marten]

We have mountains in real life 🤦‍♂️

[obtuse oak]

but it has enough going on to be good

[brave slate]

Don't you just stem the tide in darktide?

[amber delta]

we have heretics in real life too

lets kill them

[obtuse oak]

it has multiple mechanics where you can assist each other, customisable cutesy avatars, emotes and pings, and proximity voice chat

[astral basin]

Free marketing is any business’s hope
Twitch doing it for a small game vs a largely backed studio? Dont matter

[obtuse oak]

it is really fucking funny to hear your friend's voice disappear as they fall

[green vector]

its bussin, im doing the easiest one atm till i know wtf im doing

[obtuse oak]

"oh SHI--"

[little marten]

Hank next time you have to travel to Sweden to give tribute to FatShark can you suggest they try get Trench Crusade license for a Trenchtide game

[obtuse oak]

next time?

[green vector]

is there a place i can post pics not related to darktide in ere?

[oak nexus]

hell yea brother. Nothing gets explained ever so you just learn by spending 30 hours on a town and quitting cause its too fucked

[obtuse oak]

nope

[oak nexus]

but its good

[little marten]

I assume you bi-annually have to travel there and lay gifts at Juans feet

[oak nexus]

I still dont know what the deal with inputs to other buildings is (never have enough wheat)

[obtuse oak]

if only. never been

[green vector]

why tf not

[thick fog]

I am honestly just waiting for Big Walk

That looks more fun

[astral basin]

Joe darktide does not visit his uncle john
John darktide is simply too busy and important

[somber stream]

TRAILER

[brave slate]

Then how do you renew your moderator license?

[little marten]

You’ve not had a scandal since those ass pics so I think you could get away with a gofundme so we can get you over there

[amber delta]

last friendslop game I enjoyed was RV there yet

[oak nexus]

last friendslop game I played was Warhammer 40K: Darktide

[astral basin]

Ass.… pics…?

[obtuse oak]

ass pics? it was full frontal tyvm

[astral basin]

full frontal??

[little marten]

Well my mind has constructed a different memory hahaha

I’m sticking with my memory

[brave slate]

Haven't played a friendslop game since the ex got custody of the friend group

[green vector]

is the trailer out yet

[obtuse oak]

I shared a really outrageous piece of zola fanart where she's wearing a bikini and has absolutely gigantic bahonkadonkas for some reason, with the grendyl hologram in the background lookin freaky and saying "we have to distract the rejects until fatshark releases more content"

[upbeat turtle]

tomorow

[little marten]

Subject matter here suggests otherwise

[obtuse oak]

it was too much

[green vector]

they said tomorrow yesterday

[obtuse oak]

but I thought it was so funny that I couldn't resist

[astral basin]

I remember this

[upbeat turtle]

its joke

[idle otter]

[obtuse oak]

eventually I was made to remove it and flagellate myself 40k times

[idle otter]

forenight after sleep

[deep hamlet]

Guys a Nurglite Daemon has possessed my butt and is forcing me to commune with Nurgle via the toilet

[green vector]

i just got here you think im gonna read everything since the last time i was here?

[upbeat turtle]

2 days after yesterday

[little marten]

I’ve been eviscerated…

Sorry 😔

No trailer yet

[green vector]

u will be sorry

[somber stream]

Nothing is happening

[idle otter]

We call these "inside thoughts, heretic"

[green vector]

[astral basin]

He only did so 30k times, for the following 10k were too painful to get through

[upbeat turtle]

me later

[deep hamlet]

I need help someone send a Grey Knight

[deep hamlet]

Me NOW

[upbeat turtle]

we shoukd trade butt juices for science

[little marten]

What’s the male version of like the stupidly ridiculous oversized booba art? like peck muscles?

[amber delta]

do u still have it saved

[deep hamlet]

Admonition and the Mobians😭

[astral basin]

@little marten is this your alt?

[upbeat turtle]

yes

[brave slate]

It's called a fecal transplant and is an established medical procedure

[obtuse oak]

no. I deleted it and ritualistically burned the device

[upbeat turtle]

never forget the tf2 art ✊

[little marten]

That was me at 9:37 this morning

[amber delta]

[upbeat turtle]

science

[oak nexus]

tight clothing on a fit frame

[green vector]

anyone tryna swap shit rn

[upbeat turtle]

normalize fecal exchange on craigslist

[little marten]

Fecal exchange could be the future of mental health treatment

Unironically

[upbeat turtle]

fecal exchange will save the earth

[amber delta]

we lost funny korea man and instead got fecal exchange enthusiasts

[upbeat turtle]

everybody start shitting right now and hand it to the person on your right

[amber delta]

what a timeline

[deep hamlet]

That’s what a Nurgle Cultist would say…

[green vector]

wdym we lost him

[river ingot]

i think i need a second opinion

[green vector]

did he finally get banned

[oak nexus]

what happened to that resident evil chinese doctor

the irl one

[upbeat turtle]

thats what a man of science would say

[amber delta]

banned

[obtuse oak]

can we please call it gut biome transplant

[green vector]

good

what a dickhead#

[deep hamlet]

We should touch this guy!

[upbeat turtle]

whose the korean man you speak of

[little marten]

Is that the official word? I couldn’t remember exactly what it was

[upbeat turtle]

where would the touching be

[little marten]

Term even

[obtuse oak]

no need for that

[upbeat turtle]

never

[somber stream]

We need another Korean

[obtuse oak]

i don't know, it just sounds better

[deep hamlet]

Everywhere

[green vector]

just some guy who was super rude to everyone for no reason

[upbeat turtle]

swapping shit sounds more scientific

[oak nexus]

boofin poop

[little marten]

Poo swap?

[deep hamlet]

We DEF don’t 🙏

[little marten]

Turd Wrangle

[upbeat turtle]

swap meets are about to go crazy

[somber stream]

Do you have something against Korea

[upbeat turtle]

sounds like he needed a shit swap

[deep hamlet]

Ofc not

[opaque mist]

Needs a third smaller cup

[little marten]

Bumputation hahahahahaha

[somber stream]

Okay what if it's a really cute Korean girl

[upbeat turtle]

im not opposed to this idea

[deep hamlet]

I’ll poop in your butt if you poop in mine

[little marten]

I’ve outdone myself

[somber stream]

You dogs

[amber delta]

doooooooog

[obtuse oak]

out of all the things you've said, this is the one that made yourself laugh?

[brave slate]

Just go ass to ass and poop back and forth

[sharp yacht]

Fried Chicken is very good in North Korea trust

[upbeat turtle]

ill set upside down and spread my butt and you sit on top of my butt

[little marten]

The sad thins is I haven’t stopped yet

[obtuse oak]

okay that's enough about the poop swaps

[deep hamlet]

Like a reverse human centipede

[fair bridge]

final evolution of the chat right before content release

[obtuse oak]

please stop

[oak nexus]

new darktide trailer save us

[heavy tartan]

Wtf are we talking about

[oak nexus]

save us please

[green vector]

swappin poop

[somber stream]

Greyname, your sudden appearance disturbed the force

[deep hamlet]

Pooping in each others butts

[dire kayak]

literally me

[obtuse oak]

we have to look presentable for the casuals checking the server for update news

[brave slate]

Tell fatshark to drop the trailer so we can change topic

[upbeat turtle]

they dont check gen chat were fine

[dire kayak]

this is one of the conversations of all time

[little marten]

Ok ok

[drowsy lynx]

That's okay we can poop in their butts, too

[little marten]

I’m watching this movie atm called Blood Quantum

[drowsy lynx]

Plenty to share

[upbeat turtle]

the best one of them

[somber stream]

Watching 7 kingdoms

Stuff's peak

[upbeat turtle]

we are contributing to science right now

[little marten]

Oh the dunk and egg thing?

[sharp yacht]

the one and only

[brave slate]

Watch 3 kingdoms for even more peak

[half sinew]

when does news drop/streamer embargo drop

[somber stream]

The knight

[upbeat turtle]

tomorrow

[heavy tartan]

Wasn’t it today

[half sinew]

what timezone you in cause its already friday for me

[deep hamlet]

I got timed out literally 1984

[upbeat turtle]

no tomorrow

[upbeat turtle]

mustve been your name

[coarse tiger]

Surelyyyyy this trailer won’t be botched like scum right

[upbeat turtle]

i see no reason as to why that happen

[deep hamlet]

Ofc

[brave slate]

It's alright but started with a "haha poop funny" joke

[obtuse oak]

I don't think they'll make a CG trailer for a gamemode

[deep hamlet]

Surely it wasn’t the poop talk

[little marten]

It’s time for a pre-trailer checklist

[upbeat turtle]

theyd never

[coarse tiger]

Truu

[obtuse oak]

just expecting gameplay snippets with snappy editing and cool music

[deep hamlet]

Also when commodores venture

[half sinew]

I think Mortis Trials got a CG trailer right?

[green vector]

brother u tryna get timed out for an hour or what

[coarse tiger]

Apparently the streamers will be playing it when trailer goes live

[somber stream]

Fart and poop joke will always be funny

[upbeat turtle]

FATSHARK FIX COMMODORES VESTURES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[deep hamlet]

New phone who dis

[dire kayak]

brap

[obtuse oak]

speaking of the name @deep hamlet have you played esoteric ebb? you can be a very selfish asshole wizard in that game

[upbeat turtle]

this is wisdom right here

[green vector]

a fellow time outer

[deep hamlet]

They can’t hold us

[obtuse oak]

I mean.

I really can.

[green vector]

pls no

[upbeat turtle]

i havenr been timed out in this chat yet

[coarse tiger]

today’s the day

[uncut bone]

:<

[upbeat turtle]

but the mods in sm2 know me very well

[deep hamlet]

No but the idea of being an asshole wizard sounds pleasing to me

[deep hamlet]

They’re about to know me lol

[deep hamlet]

This could mean a multitude of things

[upbeat turtle]

they get very pissy at times

except bam hes cool

[obtuse oak]

it's a CRPG that uses a homebrew DnD 5e ruleset and combines it with Disco Elysium's game design and narrative structure. you play a dipshit arcanist cleric who needs to unfuck his life and also solve a mystery. you have a goblin companion. it is very funny

[deep hamlet]

Sounds about right

[green vector]

they dropped yesterdays news 50 minutes from now so hopefully trailer soon boys

[deep hamlet]

This is epic I fw this

[obtuse oak]

20 bucks on steam, highly recommend it

[upbeat turtle]

biggest cope of all time 😞

[deep hamlet]

No pc :(

[obtuse oak]

oh

[little marten]

1. IGNORE all greynames
2. Don’t show any excitement (its a matter of pride)
3. Immediately say you wanted -anything- that wasn’t shown in the trailer
4. Refer to Expeditions as Chaos Wastes 2.0
5. Start speculating the next class as Admech the moment you see anything mechanical

[obtuse oak]

it's not on console (yet?), sorry.

[deep hamlet]

Secrete rule #6: kill @little marten

[upbeat turtle]

gen chat ruleset 2.0

[stuck crescent]

Can I still hate krieg

[little marten]

You can kill a man

But not a movement

[upbeat turtle]

encouraged

[deep hamlet]

All in favor of leaving Vulkan alone with the monsters!

[heavy tartan]

Yes please

[obtuse oak]

shitposts are bulletproof

[upbeat turtle]

im too cracked to die

[stuck crescent]

That's nice

[brave slate]

Not even a bowel movement?

[deep hamlet]

Oh you’re getting cracked alright big boy

[little marten]

YES!!!!

[upbeat turtle]

🫦

[little marten]

I wanted to say that but it seemed too close to the forbidden discussion from before

[half sinew]

complain about no new weapons coming to your X class while completely ignoring that every weapon currently has like 1 build

Blessing / perk / curio rework PLEASE

[uncut bone]

Excuse me kind giant sir, have you seen my sister eldar anywhere kind sir

[heavy tartan]

10 billion reworks

[brave slate]

I'll take the ban bullet for you NG

[heavy tartan]

Also rework cosmetics, they’re kinda dogshit

[upbeat turtle]

I FUZKING SMASHED TO HER INTO TINY LITTLE BITS WITH BIG HAMMER

[deep hamlet]

Who needs help on Elden Ring on PS I wanna play

[stuck crescent]

Nah, more krieg slop

[deep hamlet]

Please I wanna play Elden Ring again so bad

[stuck crescent]

That's what we need

[idle otter]

slop for the hog god

[deep hamlet]

Israeli intelligence at it again!

[little marten]

Nooooooo don’t kill yourself aha the store is refreshing

[uncut bone]

Your not so kind as they told you to be 🥀

[upbeat turtle]

FATSHARK GIVE ME MORE KRIEGSLOP INSTEAD OF ANY OTHER REGIMENT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[upbeat turtle]

aliens dont deserve my mercy

[half sinew]

that message and that reaction is perhaps the most unhinged comment ive ever seen on this server

[deep hamlet]

Translating
I love Israel glory to Netanyahu and the IDF hail Satan

[upbeat turtle]

wait why is this real

[deep hamlet]

Truth nuke!

[languid hazel]

Fatshark give me Felinids and my life is yours!

[upbeat turtle]

i got into a game with a guy named IDFSUOERSOLDIER the other day

[little marten]

Delete that

[stuck crescent]

Just not a fan of boring test tub babies

[deep hamlet]

Give me lore accurate felanids so I can draw porn fat shark please‼️

[languid hazel]

Whut

[upbeat turtle]

im a test tube baby 😞

[deep hamlet]

I know it’s ok

[amber delta]

israelposting will continue until ban

[deep hamlet]

I still hate you

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, but fire is cooler than ww1

[upbeat turtle]

i guess ill die then

[deep hamlet]

Already happened

[somber stream]

Let's not have a bart 2.0 on the same day

[upbeat turtle]

i know i felt it

[deep hamlet]

Unless the salamanders collect your relics or whatever

[deep hamlet]

??

Context needed

[stuck crescent]

Is that even still cannon?

[upbeat turtle]

GW GIVE SALAMANDERS A BETTER WRITER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[upbeat turtle]

i hope not

[deep hamlet]

Fuck if I know bro

[little marten]

I’ll do it

[somber stream]

Someone got banned over political talks

[little marten]

How would you like them written?

[stuck crescent]

I just like imperial fist

[dire kayak]

i have bad news

[little marten]

Sultry perhaps?

[dire kayak]

i ate the felinid class

[icy wedge]

when does the embargo end EST?

[upbeat turtle]

dont do whatever the fuck nick khyme is doing

[little marten]

Lemme cook up some quick fanfic before the trailer then

[upbeat turtle]

Who wants to do a totem pole!

[deep hamlet]

Eh
I mean fair it’s a Darktide server but like America is under a rough time as of the moment so I can understand if some people wanna let off a bit of steam

[deep hamlet]

Only if I’m on the bottom
I like having people on top of me

🤤🤤

[amber delta]

I think Iran has it rougher

[somber stream]

Heard it lads? This here is an American server

[deep hamlet]

Oh 100%

[dire kayak]

im no longer a blue goober

[upbeat turtle]

everybody is soeaking american

[narrow mortar]

Wait a minute, am I crazy? Didn’t the dev blog say that they were dropping a trailer today??

[brave slate]

I thought this was a Swedish server?

[deep hamlet]

TOMORROW

[upbeat turtle]

swedes arent real they cant hurt you anymore cough cough helldivers

[deep hamlet]

I thought it was German

[obtuse oak]

yeah, today

[brave slate]

There are still 9 hours and 40 minutes left in today

[upbeat turtle]

i just ripped ass so good my stomch ache went away

[half sinew]

I personally got Quickpaw to tell us that theres also going to be an extension of the pennance track with the update btw.

So I'm kind of what they call a big deal insider right now 😏

[somber stream]

Shark will wait till there's only 15 minutes left on the clock then release a statement of delay

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

[upbeat turtle]

thank god i maxed that shit out and iv ebeen bored ever since

[cosmic burrow]

We are gonna get all rewards instantlu

Because having both hs and arby maxed

[upbeat turtle]

how many points is it extended

[cosmic burrow]

Idk

[amber delta]

hopefully a lot

[cosmic burrow]

Its 5500 now

[half sinew]

I didnt ask, only asked if there was going to be more rewards than borders and insignias and got that response

[amber delta]

im over 1000 points over the current max

[upbeat turtle]

ill get first tier off rip cuz im 500 over

[upbeat turtle]

waterboard for more info

[half sinew]

#general-chat message

[tawdry edge]

Kinda thinking about paying for heroforge pro

Has anyone here ever used it? Need some opinions

[thick coyote]

Idk

[stuck crescent]

No

[hollow thistle]

whats mods do people use ? i was trying out crossahir hud and custom hud but they just bugging out ?

[low wharf]

Better to ask this in either psyker chat or the modder discord

[half sinew]

true_level
custom_hud
animation_events
creature_spawner
SuperFlashlight
scoreboard
ovenproof_scoreboard_plugin
guarantee_weapon_swap
uptime
camera_freeflight

all my ones

[low wharf]

Link is under communities

[hollow thistle]

cheers

[hollow thistle]

nicee

[half sinew]

thats my mod load order also btw

i believe you have to do some code edits for scoreboard nowadays as its so outdated and borked

[low wharf]

But ye anim events, scoreboard, ovenproof plugin, custom loading background, collectible tracker and weapon customization are the ones i use

[hollow thistle]

ahh okay yh ill leave that one haha

coool thanks guys

[half sinew]

if theres one needed mod I just say guarentee weapon swap. cause your weapons not swapping when you told them too has to be one of the most unfair frustrating things you can expierence in DT

[low wharf]

Ngl i dont notice that at all

Could be anim lockout of certain weapons tho

[hollow thistle]

ahh okay that do be annoying

[half sinew]

There wouldn't be a mod for it if it was some weird niche only I was expierencing

[low wharf]

Ye true

[whole glade]

GRAHH

[low wharf]

Altough theres a mod for pretty much everything xd

[tawdry edge]

Koz have you ever used heroforge

[languid hazel]

I need a mod for Felinids in darktide :3

[idle otter]

that exists? mod ?

[half sinew]

There isnt, I have wanted a mod to be able to make icons/bigger smaller on my hud elements. I wish there was a mod. Before you suggest, custom_hud doesnt do that yet

[idle otter]

AH

[low wharf]

If its anything like rpgmaker those usually take a lot more effort because the icon pngs need to be upscaled

[half sinew]

I've a game on steam I made in RPG maker, scaling the PNGs really isnt that big a deal

And theyre using software far surpasses rpgmaker so

with a team of program- yeah it goes on

[little marten]

Ok

Introducing…

SALAMANDER

Brother Cornelius adjusted his pauldron with a grunt. The battered bastion was crumbling all around him; a result of the righteous firestorm they had unleashed upon the heretic position. As Cornelius took in the glorious scent of burning heretics, his attention turned to a nearby pile of rubble. To his surprise, a guardswoman was crawling out from beneath it.

“His angels.” She stammered, frozen in awe at the instrument of the Emperors will that stood before her. She tried to stand, to make the sign of the Aquila, but her damaged body would not oblige. “Forgive me.” She hunched over into a pathetic attempt at kneeling. “I can’t give you the honours you deserve.”

“Your duty to the Emperor is honour enough.” Replied the Astartes, a soft smile forming across his onyx colour face. His power-armour was vibrant green, coated in enough scars to tell the story of a lifetime warring among the stars. “I am Brother Cornelius, of the Salamanders.”

“Interesting.” Her eyes lit up, not in the same way that the ember-like eyes of the Astartes did, but with intrigue. “You see.. My name is Salamanda.”

“Yes but we are the Salamanders.” Cornelius reiterated.

“Of course.” The guardswoman coughed specks of blood into a closed fists. “Its just my name is Salamanda. It kind of sounds the same.”

“I’m not sure.” He pondered for a moment. “I see your point but it’s a bit different.”

[somber stream]

I'm pretty certain

A similar scenario occured here, not too long ago

[little marten]

Tip me via venmo

I’m not sure what venmo is but I heard it on a rap song

[somber stream]

Solid piece btw

[half sinew]

That's whats wrong with kids these days, all they listen to is that mumble rap and chat with their ai girlfriends on duolingo

they should get some fresh air

[little marten]

Zach Braff does NOT have an AI girlfriend

[whole glade]

HUH

[upbeat turtle]

id fuck a robot

[sleek harness]

Somehow you got theres half wrong

[sleek harness]

Goober

You are white

[upbeat turtle]

you heard me

[dire kayak]

yes

i am no longer the blue goober

[low wharf]

Dont, cogwheels hurt

[little marten]

I don’t usually support human-robot relationships but your confidence makes it acceptable

[dire kayak]

vulkan speaking facts

[sleek harness]

Whiiber

[ancient violet]

Who the fuck is John Warhammer and where can I buy it?

[sleek harness]

It's Markus Kruber

[upbeat turtle]

i wouldnt fuck that part then

[dire kayak]

that's john grammaticus

[low wharf]

Ye well...

[upbeat turtle]

im john warhammer

[ancient violet]

Liar

[sleek harness]

You are Markus Kruber?

[dire kayak]

CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH YOOUUWWCHHH

[deep hamlet]

Alas
I am returned

[upbeat turtle]

john warhammer is his own person

[half sinew]

Why would you have relations with robots there's simply women everywhere in our spaces to choose from that are just waiting

[deep hamlet]

To be granted audience once more!

[ancient violet]

Get some oil on there

[upbeat turtle]

coincidence? i think not

[somber stream]

Its 4:48 pm Standard Shark Time

Still no news on the trailer

[little marten]

This reads like one of the “local milf in your area” pop ups

[ancient violet]

I actually have the long answer to this

[sleek harness]

No judgment of personality or breakups

[little marten]

You think FatShark are all gathered around one desk atm waiting to press the upload button

[upbeat turtle]

robots have hidden weapons in their body

[ancient violet]

For the majority of human history, women were basically just property

Now in today's world, men need to actually provide something more to the relationship than just existing.

[little marten]

My aura is enough

Sorry.. kenough

[plain token]

so darktide trailer today? what is the ETA atm?

[split mauve]

5 seconds

[ancient violet]

Robots can be owned as property

So checks out tbh

[upbeat turtle]

looking way to deep into a joke

[sleek harness]

Orca can you like, not do social critism

Can we just be racist towards T'au together

[half sinew]

This is a bit toxic lol.

Why does either side gotta provide anything or work for anything. Probably came off a bit more weirder than you intended to be fair

I get the point but assuming women are expecting/need to see X Y and Z is just as bad as the whole property thing lol

[ancient violet]

Oh no the horror of being socially mature

Truly too much to ask for, literally the equivalent of owning a human being

[sleek harness]

You too, Person that I know the name but don't know why

[upbeat turtle]

topic change

[sleek harness]

Be racist towards T'aus

[sleek harness]

MEMORY WIPE

[ancient violet]

But I already am

[upbeat turtle]

lets all poop in eachothers butts

[little marten]

It has to get worse so it can get better

[sleek harness]

No but like

Right now

This day

[little marten]

Assuming worse is convo topic and better is the trailer

[sleek harness]

This hour

This year

Yeah?

[somber stream]

Present day

Present time

[flint surge]

hi, im new here,is the new update dropped yet guys?

[sleek harness]

Oh cool

Wheres my present

[upbeat turtle]

tomorrow

[pure apex]

tick tock

[somber stream]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[little marten]

March 31st

[flint surge]

alr thx

[half sinew]

This is just zealot chat without the privledge of gifs

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

Not really

[upbeat turtle]

im joking its not tomorrow

[sleek harness]

No

[flint surge]

lol

[sleek harness]

Yall freaks need patience ngl

Nurgle

[little marten]

?

[sleek harness]

No just saying your name as like

A hi

[little marten]

Oh hey gurl

[sleek harness]

I am not a girl

[little marten]

I know but it’s a cute way of saying hi no?

[sleek harness]

I will crush your ribs

And make it painful

[green vector]

WHERE TRAILER

FUCK

[upbeat turtle]

subnautica music hitting hard rn

[vast ocean]

cute

[sleek harness]

Be patience

Little guy

[little marten]

Preach sister 🙏

[sleek harness]

Why did I said patience

Be patient

[ancient violet]

Tbh I checked out the moment they compared borderline slavery to doing the laundry every once in a while to help out in the house

[somber stream]

Office close in 4

[sleek harness]

Licht

You still haven't told me the thing

[somber stream]

Here's the thing

[little marten]

Licht literally watching hacked security cams from across the street from FatShark office

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/thing-marvel-rivals-clobbering-time-the-thing-gif-11012305946836601819

[sleek harness]

No I mean

Your economy

[little marten]

Maybe they work till 5:30 on a Friday? Or maybe they finished early at like 3:00

[sleek harness]

You still haven't answered it

You just ignored my message

[amber delta]

update about delayed trailer dropping in 2min

[little marten]

I say this without malice, but I hope you never find out how the German economy is doing 😈

[half sinew]

well would you look at the time

[sleek harness]

How is your Australian economy going

[amber delta]

[little marten]

It’s down under 😔

[sleek harness]

But you aren't Australian

You don't know it

[upbeat turtle]

billions must do nothing

[little marten]

That’s true apologies to any Aussies here for guessing the state of your economy

[idle otter]

[upbeat turtle]

when will fatshark make havoc fun

[vast ocean]

never

[sleek harness]

Leanna

[whole glade]

im having quite an exquisite horror experience on resident evil requiem

[somber stream]

Time's up

Trailer officially delayed

[amber delta]

nothing ever happens

[somber stream]

Pack it up boys

[languid hazel]

Whut

[dire kayak]

im tempted to buy a knight castellan

[upbeat turtle]

bro its 9 am

[languid hazel]

Oh right

[little marten]

OK ITS EOD IN SWEDEN TIME TO START DIALLING THE OFFICE

[languid hazel]

Meowllo :3

[sleek harness]

No just saying hi

[whole glade]

dont. buy night lords like a chad

[half sinew]

be thankful darktide isnt warfarme where you're actually falling asleep while playing the game

[whole glade]

[upbeat turtle]

guys mass suicide rn and theyll drop the trailer

[languid hazel]

At this point I am gonna have to change my name lol

[dire kayak]

i don't know how to paint night lordsss

i might eventually

[sleek harness]

Dox a redditor for update

[somber stream]

[phone]

[sleek harness]

Cool numbee

[little marten]

Delete this

[whole glade]

dark blue and gold bubba

[sleek harness]

Is it a pizzaria number?

[little marten]

Is that actually FatShark office number hahahaha

[lilac crag]

is that yours or your baby mama

[upbeat turtle]

comparison is the thief of joy and the ultimate destruction of happiness and criticism

[sleek harness]

Alex

[lilac crag]

hi skav

[little marten]

Respect the edit

[upbeat turtle]

dox redditor for wanting game to be better

[sleek harness]

Random but you remember me of Alex the Lion from that one movie

[half sinew]

okay Socrates thanks

[sleek harness]

Dox Redditor for even thinking about doing a charity

[dire kayak]

dox redditor for making a post

[sleek harness]

Dox Redditor

[upbeat turtle]

dox redditor for challenging devs to make game better