general-chat

[tawdry edge]

A pretender

[teal token]

[stuck crescent]

Soo, uh, does anyone like football?

[teal token]

Hello comrade Foolish Skaven

[sleek harness]

Hello

[tawdry edge]

You won't ever be like me
I'm the only real brazilian here

[sleek harness]

I am trying to convince this girl I am Brazilian

[stuck crescent]

Do you like football?

[sleek harness]

And I should steal her first account and delete it

[sleek harness]

I fucking hate football

It's overrated

[tawdry edge]

Shit ok he might be brazilian

[amber delta]

wow based

[stuck crescent]

You're dead to me, rat man

[void smelt]

Good god, I finished an event mission, but it feels like I was the one finished

Hive Scum is absolutely disgusting

[sleek harness]

Says the Noodle Liker

[astral basin]

If canada is the hat of America
Then surely Brazil is the thighs

[void smelt]

I've never seen higher DPS

[teal token]

Usually when do Fatshark drop update dates?

Hunger for update and starving for contents

[sleek harness]

End of montn

Or today

[void smelt]

Yea, I also hate football, most overrated sport

[tawdry edge]

Brazil is the only real american part
The US is a hellscape

[sleek harness]

Pick which you will cope

[stuck crescent]

And you're objectively wrong for not liking pasta

[teal token]

13/3/2026?

[tawdry edge]

South America >>>>

[somber stream]

Where is the trailer fatshark

[tawdry edge]

Te amo América latina

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht

[amber delta]

americx latinx

[somber stream]

Hello Jerry

[tawdry edge]

Silence, moid.

[teal token]

Man today has been like today for today all day today

Still no news...

[amber delta]

[sleek harness]

Can I have the account now

[tawdry edge]

No

[stuck crescent]

No

[sleek harness]

You stalled long enough

It's getting boring

[sleek harness]

Why not

[stuck crescent]

You don't like pasta

[tawdry edge]

Because you're a pretender

[stuck crescent]

And that

[astral basin]

40% of a continent being a hellscape is a pretty broad stroke
Like saying south america was nothing but gangs bc of brazil

[sleek harness]

A what

[tawdry edge]

Also yeah you don't like pasta

[stuck crescent]

See, they get it

[sleek harness]

Since when did I said that

[teal token]

Foolish Skaven is a pretender?

[stuck crescent]

Just now

[teal token]

[tawdry edge]

Ok but which part is governed by a cult of rapist pedophiles

[sleek harness]

Nah

[void smelt]

pasta fucking sucks

[stuck crescent]

No

[teal token]

What pasta?

[void smelt]

idk

[astral basin]

Sensationalist media
Hollywood has reached too far

[teal token]

Spaghetti pasta?

[sleek harness]

Whats a pretender

[stuck crescent]

Now their krieg, they fucking suck

[amber delta]

entire world is governed by rapist pedophiles

[tawdry edge]

"Sensionalist media"
My brother in christ just read the files

[quaint moss]

:3

[tawdry edge]

Not my country

[teal token]

We can read?

[tawdry edge]

America latina proves its superiority

[amber delta]

especially your country

[void smelt]

all of them

[amber delta]

[teal token]

Hello comrade More Grog please

[quaint moss]

hello :3

[sleek harness]

Grog

[amber delta]

@grog is this true

[teal token]

It has been like 1 year iirc that I haven't had any pasta?

[quaint moss]

hi :3

[sleek harness]

Some people think I am not Brazilian

Like

That's fucking dumb

[void smelt]

weren't you german?

[quaint moss]

im drying off

[sleek harness]

No

That's Licht

[stuck crescent]

Just like not liking pasta

[astral basin]

As far as i know, trump has only been formerly accused of “blowing bubba” (bubba being a horse)
And being on a business call with epstein while the monster… did his monstrous thing…

[sleek harness]

Never said that

[void smelt]

nah im pretty sure you were german

[quaint moss]

probably, whats the question

[stuck crescent]

You just did

[void smelt]

i upset a german here and im sure it was you

[sleek harness]

I am not

[stuck crescent]

Right now

[sleek harness]

When

[sleek harness]

Nah

I didn't

[amber delta]

if it's any consolation I always believed you were brazillian

because of how annoying you are

[sleek harness]

It isn't

[teal token]

Foolish Skaven is from Brazil?

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, you did it again

[teal token]

[sleek harness]

Yes

The latinas country

[little marten]

Imagine if foolish skaven is actually some caked up brasilia mama

[sleek harness]

You know

[teal token]

And some Japanese too?

[tawdry edge]

Bro is still in week 1 in the event of the files LMFAO
They literally removed stuff Trump was mentioned doing way worse stuff
There's also a bunch of other names mentioned in there

A lot more has been uncovered

Be fr

[sleek harness]

Turns out I was actually They/Them all along

[quaint moss]

[little marten]

If true

Please enter my DMs

[teal token]

Thicc Skaven?

[quaint moss]

[teal token]

[sleek harness]

No

Ugly

[little marten]

😈😈😈

[teal token]

Hello comrade Nurgle Gamer

[little marten]

Hello 🙋‍♂️

[fallen tree]

woahh new game mode, thats sick

[tawdry edge]

Man failed to pronounce the most known swear word in the entirety of this country wrong

[quaint moss]

yarp

[teal token]

Hello comrade ak

[tawdry edge]

Man trying to larp as a brazilian

Smh

[fallen tree]

howdy pardner

[little marten]

Dunno if this is political or not but I finally saw the video of Donald shitting himself in the office lmao

[quaint moss]

expeditions apparently

[teal token]

Is the update there already?

[tawdry edge]

That's pretty old

[fallen tree]

breath of fresh air. wonder if we'll get a longer range lasgun for vet now 🤔

[little marten]

I think that means I’ve done a good job of avoiding the creature

[little marten]

Helps being in the U.K. where most of our time is spent watching William try not to beat hif wife in public

[amber delta]

lasguns are already long range

[teal token]

Comrades, which one is better?
Shock maul or chainsword for vet?

[tawdry edge]

I try not to avoid so my hate for him grows even bigger and eventually I start to hate the entirety of the country

[teal token]

[sleek harness]

Because I am never wrong

Awalys right

[tawdry edge]

UK media try not to be a parody of itself challenge

[quaint moss]

shock maul..... i dont remember

[tawdry edge]

You are not judge Holden

[teal token]

I have quite the ass time using the chainsword lol I don't know why it is so ass lately

[little marten]

Based

[rocky radish]

I think it's unfair that many people call his supporters dumb or gullible. Some of them are simply evil, instead.

[quaint moss]

feel like it doesnt do enough to armor enemies honestly

[little marten]

I don’t really care for red or blue tbh, it’s more.. people that understand the files and people that don’t

[teal token]

Yeh and the hoard clearing is not gud somehow...

The chain combo kinda backfired

[quaint moss]

"it was made against my image"

[tawdry edge]

Die

[stuck crescent]

You're just using it wrong

Just have to chain harder

Chain stronger

[quaint moss]

hey, my quote >:(

[amber delta]

it's chainin time

[quaint moss]

wrong, im just not using it at all

[little marten]

Guys

Is toxic commando worth it

[tawdry edge]

Your quote is "find my pages" and "[STATIC NOISES]"

[astral basin]

Some will say yes
I havent grabbed it yet

[quaint moss]

my partner just got it, ill get back to you on that one

[rocky radish]

The demo was fun, but I can't justify the price of the full game

[little marten]

Ok gotcha thanks guys I’ll watch some vids and stuff

❤️

[teal token]

Hello comrade MUG OF THE MUG THRONE

[little marten]

I trust word of mouth in this discord.. unless it’s about thst incest game

[teal token]

Eh..

[quaint moss]

[teal token]

Like Andy Coffins?

[little marten]

Uh oh

[teal token]

Oh no?

[quaint moss]

mewgenics

[sleek harness]

Who says so

He's probably dead

I can take his place

[teal token]

Become Foolish Skaven Holden?

[sleek harness]

Why Shaken

[brave slate]

Why not stirred?

[teal token]

Typo sorry

Hello comrade Crumboe

[brave slate]

Hello

[tawdry edge]

I already did.

[astral basin]

Hm. I know a crumbo
I call em crumpet
You get a bucket

[teal token]

Ya krumpin?

[marsh iris]

arktiders are we readyyyyyy

[teal token]

Hello comrade Garut

[sleek harness]

Nit really

You don't look like him

[marsh iris]

hello jerry

[brave slate]

I'm ready to get pounced on by carapace armoured dogs

[teal token]

Ya gonna have that dawg in ya?

[brave slate]

Considering the dog might kill and eat me I'll probably end up in the dogs stomach

[marsh iris]

ever since the arby dogs release heretics will give us the same medicine tenfold

[teal token]

Rip..

[tawdry edge]

It's not about the looks, it's about the actions.

That's why you would never be him

[marsh iris]

we getting topped!

[tawdry edge]

In the rear ends!

[thick fog]

"Brother, there's a thousand sons topping us"

[teal token]

Kill'em?

[tawdry edge]

A thousand... tops...?

[marsh iris]

spinning top

[tawdry edge]

[teal token]

Horny?

[brave slate]

How the fuck am I supposed to divide up my time next week? Death Stranding 2, Crimson Desert and Dorktide update all at the same time

[teal token]

All same time?

[thick fog]

Both those two games will cost your live savings

[astral basin]

Spin me right round …

[tawdry edge]

Play what you think is going to be fun at the time and then move on to the next when you get tired

Simple

[astral basin]

Crimson desert seems
Hm

[tawdry edge]

Smh

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

crimson desert looks like its promising everything so it will probably deliver on nothing

[thick fog]

One hour of DS2, it was all cutscenes, swap to next game

[brave slate]

Nah, I'm gonna hyperfixate on one game for a month and burn myself out and then regret not buying/playing the other

[teal token]

Hello comrade Elios

[sinful relic]

Genuine question. Why do people b line it with tunnel vision to pick up the diomate and plas steel like their life depends on it? I'm already there and these people ignore elites and monstrosities to pick it up before I do?

[thick fog]

Only buy DS2

[thick fog]

Is hard to avoid gold in the floor

You would pick it up too if you saw a gold ingot

[tawdry edge]

Literally what I said but different words

Same meaning

[thick fog]

[tawdry edge]

People still play DS2?

[thick fog]

Talking about death stranding 2

[tawdry edge]

Ah

Welp its an ok gane

Game*

[teal token]

Darktide Season 2?

[brave slate]

Except I won't move on. I will live with the constant misery of having picked (what I perceive to be) the wrong game. The agony of that wrong choice will haunt me to the grave

[sinful relic]

Also, for every shot counts, if a bullet penetrates an enemy kills him and hits a wall, does that count as a miss still?

[thick fog]

Only Kojima games can have an hour long cutscenes before you actually play the game

For 5 mins

And be met with another 1 hour cutscene

[brave slate]

written and directed by
Hideo Kojima

[teal token]

No one hears a word?

[thick fog]

What did Kojima mean by this

[thick fog]

No

Just as long it hits enemy is good

[sinful relic]

The games detection is weird because apparently the plasma gun can also causeba miss with its aoe

[tawdry edge]

Sounds like a skill issue to me

Just wait into the next paycheck

[thick fog]

You are better to use revolver or double barrel shotgun, no survivalist too

[sinful relic]

Double barrel on train, after that, the grenade kill

I swear that was easier when the game released

[astral basin]

Hm… i like hanging on to a game for a bout two months
My 3-6 hour sessions
Anything thats 1-3 hours i supplement my time on something else

[somber stream]

Real, there's something off about it. I can feel it in my bones

[astral basin]

The problem w crimson desert
Is that its a single player game based on an mmo
Its an evolved story idea allegedly

[somber stream]

Same engine, lazily reused assets you mean

[astral basin]

Likely

[somber stream]

But maybe i’m jumping the gun here

[little marten]

It’s just cause but fantasy version

Fully expect it to be wide as an ocean shallow as a puddle

[somber stream]

That

[little marten]

But imma get it still because that’s ok

[astral basin]

Imagine if diablo 4 was suddenly a wow style mmo rather than… whatever it is now…
No prior knowledge, just staking their name and expertise on something they never actually done

[little marten]

It’ll be fine, possibly even great as long as expectations are tempered

[sinful relic]

Have they ever done catachan cosmetics?

[somber stream]

Long as you’re having fun boo

[little marten]

I get to ride around a fucking huge world with a 2h sword

[brave slate]

I'm cautiously optimistic because the early previews seem pretty positive. The exploration gets praised a lot which is the main thing I want anyways

[astral basin]

Just hope desert makes sure to reign in their map spacing due to single player vs mmo

[little marten]

Also BDO combat is fucking wild

[astral basin]

Imagine if scarlet is more of a
Systems test
For more bdo content

[little marten]

Be good marketing if loads of whales hop across to BDO after

But imagine CD will be flooded with mtx within 3 months of launch

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[brave slate]

BDO player counts rising will definitely be a side effect if the game does well. Considering the price tag of Crimson some people might give BDO a shot while they wait for the price to drop

[somber stream]

I do hope it perform well

[dull hamlet]

Valheim bears got me stressing

[somber stream]

I like the armour design

[little marten]

I stopped playing both BDO and uh.. what’s the ARPG one lost ark?

Because you have to obviously drop some dollar but the shops are so confusing and exploitative

[feral vessel]

We're living?

[somber stream]

Korean MMORPG in a nutshell

[feral vessel]

Korean fried chicken?

[long sigil]

me rn

huh

[little marten]

Why isn’t there an ‘idiots bundle’ that has what I need without me having to look into it

[long sigil]

korean mmorpg

[little marten]

Mind you the ‘idiots bundle’ would be like £100 lmao

[long sigil]

not good

[west urchin]

big fish you have the trailer give it to me

[somber stream]

Used to play Dragon Nest, it was the least exploitive MMORPG they've made imo

[little marten]

Guys let’s petition for WB to release their patent on the nemesis system and make a huge open world polyamourous dating sim

[long sigil]

🍺 🫃

[brave slate]

The fact that they've not done anything with such a great system is frustrating

[somber stream]

What's that even

[dire kayak]

i wish i could eat them for patenting that,,,,

[little marten]

I wish you get a chance to 🙏

[sinful relic]

I'm starting to feel that I shouldn't do every shot counts unless I'm playing auric.

Cuz hersey feels like it's when you HAVE to know game mechanics but the casual dads and malice players join for carrys for xp.

It's a weird difficulty level.

[astral basin]

Entertainment industry forgetting that working class makes up their popularity more than critics and whales

[brave slate]

You defeat enemy, enemy sometimes doesn't die, they get stronger sometimes or develop new skills to counter you, they remember you and plot their dastardly revenge. Really spiced up the basic "go there and kill orc" gameplay by having the enemies be unique and memorable

[astral basin]

“But money is life”

[somber stream]

So, Warframe Liches ?

[astral basin]

More

Personal

[brave slate]

Don't really know about Liches. I only played Warframe in the first year

[west urchin]

spam train and use a shotgun for that penance

[astral basin]

Liches are resource sponges
They get stronger the more you screw w them until they become a “late game cash out”

[somber stream]

Interesting, thanks for the info

[little marten]

Oh no not so much like them then really

[sinful relic]

Been trying, people ignore snipers and don't deal with the gigga horde at battery section ,but when I get home I'll do auric train

[little marten]

The patent till like 2039 is the reason its unique as a system lol

[obtuse oak]

oh wow I completely forgot about that game. I think I played this for a spell as well

[somber stream]

The OSTs got me good

[sinful relic]

Been playing throne and liberty, the combat is fun, but I don't know how p2w it gets later

[brave slate]

You do end up rooting for some of the enemies because they try so hard to kill you and get so salty about it

[little marten]

On the subject of mmos

Is midnight good then?

[west urchin]

yea, if youre in lower difficulties you gotta brain off and just tank the sniper shot lol, that's what I meant by spam the train, its gonna take some RNG with those teammates, train's good because it's a super quick turn around. you'll have better luck in auric though, trains are generally speedruns so you shouldn't have a problem.

[astral basin]

Nemesis system from the lotr game. Shadow of mordor? I think?
Gave you an enemy that personally developed new stats based on what you do with them. How you fight them, how they defeat you
Ive heard some. Awe when it comes to the enemy system of that game.

[obtuse oak]

it's a cool system unfortunately trapped in a now very dated videogame

[sinful relic]

I almost got on OverWatch but I got caught on geography right at the boss

[obtuse oak]

I tried replaying shadow of mordor recently but it kind of sucks everywhere else

[little marten]

Game is shit when you end up with an orc you can only kill with like 1 move.. especially if it’s the jump over and freeze thing

[brave slate]

It's the one thing that held up the rest of the game

[little marten]

Actually tbh the game is shit outside of the nemesis system

[clever horizon]

kill orc
he comes back with his head stitched on
kill him again
he comes back mentally disabled
again
raised from the dead
again
his cousin shows up instead

[astral basin]

It seems like an amazing system to have developed though
Its what you want out of devs
Create a great thing to play around with
Develop it further
Slot it into applications that compliment that system
Ad infimum for a masterpiece

Alas

It’s copyrighted

[little marten]

One day 😔

[astral basin]

Like. Imagine the state of mmos if servers had access to it
Actual breathing worlds…

[uncut bone]

We have chaos waste in darkgide before gta 6

[brave slate]

Probably why the patented it...
They had one good thing and they wanted to make sure no one else could use it so they could keep selling games but they ended up never making use of it ever again

[uncut bone]

[somber stream]

I know AI is bad and all but, one application it has in gaming that i find extremely interesting is

Interactable NPCs

[astral basin]

Imagine if the devs to shadow of morder kept the copyright for the nemesis system

And made a dating game instead

[somber stream]

What's the application there

[uncut bone]

Dry out their voice line

[astral basin]

Rizz up a random stranger, and the game autofills new interactions for you to learn

Would make ai npc less jank

[somber stream]

So machine learning, for goon purposes

Interesting

[astral basin]

Inevitably

[somber stream]

Nothing bad will come out of this, at all

[long sigil]

machine learning

i didnt try that

[sleek harness]

Literally Character AI

[long sigil]

but it look very cool

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am2Jl7o3roQ&t=431s

This is what i was talking about

[sleek harness]

Licht how is the German economy right now

[long sigil]

but talking with npc like that

its kinda freaky

[narrow mortar]

Trailer today?

[somber stream]

This is the 3rd time you've asked me this question this year

[long sigil]

i think not

[sleek harness]

You don't know my plans

[long sigil]

what plan

[somber stream]

What are you scheming, rat

[long sigil]

yea

[sleek harness]

Secret plan

[long sigil]

jump to kfc fryer?

[sleek harness]

No

[long sigil]

no?

[sleek harness]

No

[long sigil]

aw

[little marten]

Bro asking about German economy

Loser

[dire kayak]

it's friday

you know what that means

[long sigil]

drink whiskey?

[sleek harness]

Nurgle how is Australia economy right now

Do you have any

[little marten]

Fuck knows

[sleek harness]

Aren't you Australian

You look like one

[little marten]

No wtf

[sleek harness]

French then

[long sigil]

huh

[little marten]

I guess I do given they’re related to me

[somber stream]

He do have French vibe

[little marten]

French?!?!

[sleek harness]

French

[somber stream]

Yeah French

[little marten]

If I actually am giving French shitposter vibes I’ll have to take some time away to rebrand

[sleek harness]

Good

[somber stream]

No i mean the pfp

[little marten]

Oh lmao

[somber stream]

Your accent is heavy bri'ish innit

[sleek harness]

You ruined it

[brave slate]

If it was the nemesis system it would be more like:
Reject a blonde because you prefer brunettes
She shows up again with her hair dyed
Reject her again because she's short
She shows up a few months later after a painful leg lengthening surgery
Reject her again because she's starting to scare you
Things start going missing from your inventory and you notice a tall figure in the background of all future dates

[long sigil]

he look johny silverhand

[sleek harness]

No shit Sherlock

[little marten]

Not Jean Silvérhand

[long sigil]

also your profile pic is look like burned kfc rat fry

[astral basin]

Yes yes every dating sim needs a stalker horror twist

[long sigil]

morning??

[sleek harness]

Who

[little marten]

AARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO

[fair bridge]

ya it is 8:37 in da morning

[astral basin]

I think bamboo is drunk again

[somber stream]

Bart on his anti-semite and KFC loathing arc

[dire kayak]

haiii

mrrrpp

[somber stream]

What lead to this

[long sigil]

wtf

i hete middle east

[little marten]

Exposed

[astral basin]

Bart took a visit to Israel
Got a rat wing from kfc
Was never the same since

[sleek harness]

Bart is becoming less Korean

Good

[fair bridge]

st patrick's day party tonight

[long sigil]

cool

[little marten]

I’ve always wanted to visit Jerusalem but apparently they vet you behind the scenes before you travel there

[fair bridge]

i fear for my life

[sleek harness]

What

[little marten]

And I’m sorry bros.. I’m not uh.. innocent

[sleek harness]

Patrick the Star Party tonight?

[little marten]

Is it paddy’s day today?

[astral basin]

Scared of an AquilatheHun situation?

[somber stream]

They will never get my fo-

Actually that's tmi

[little marten]

What’s that?

[jaunty flare]

when expeditions trailer?

[sleek harness]

Basically Aquila murders you

[long sigil]

whats that brain maggot?

[little marten]

Oh lmao

[long sigil]

you starving?

[fair bridge]

no it's like an early celebration thing for the brewery

[long sigil]

yeah

i hungry too

[astral basin]

Aquila has turk ancestry and gets profiled at airports
Specifically us ones

[fair bridge]

i get a free pint glass out of it

[little marten]

Ohhhh i see haha

[somber stream]

Incan is white af though

[low blade]

Hey can you send it to me things aint going so well lately

I need also like 20 bucks

And some gas money

[little marten]

I went on holiday a couple weeks ago and I had like the newest British passport and I kept getting held up everywhere by security that had never seen it before so wanted to test all its features

[low blade]

And you have to bring it to me

[little marten]

I hate the passport so much it’s ugly

[sleek harness]

I can give it to you if you give 5 times back

[somber stream]

What's the latest colour

[little marten]

Navy blue I think

[low blade]

0 times 5 is o

[somber stream]

That's dope?

[astral basin]

Ng got sold a fake

[little marten]

Nah it had this thing on the page before the photo page

[brave slate]

The new EU passports are uglier as well

[little marten]

With like seethriugh plastic on the bit of your photo

So your little face is poking through

[sleek harness]

Add 100 to the 0 my man

Then we can have a deal

[little marten]

I didn’t get a fake I literally had an emergency passport appointment the day before cause my old passport got ripped

[somber stream]

Bart

[little marten]

Had to go the London passport office which was wild

[somber stream]

Bart got fucking banned

[sleek harness]

What

[little marten]

Just now lol?

[fair bridge]

ur asking me to grace u with my presence for a paltry $20 smh

[somber stream]

Literally just now

MOODDDDDDDSS

[little marten]

Hahahahahaha

[brave slate]

Same thing on the European ones. Is it the thick chunky transparent plastic page?

[sleek harness]

I bet 100 dollars it was Hank

[fair bridge]

liar he's still here

[low blade]

You want to be charged more for this? Very well, hard bargain. You can give me 100

[little marten]

It’s really flimsy actually

[fair bridge]

thats more like it

[little marten]

The laminate is so poorly fitted to the binding

[fair bridge]

oh shit

he is gone

just restarted my client

[brave slate]

The worst part about new passports is that the crest is not centered anymore

[somber stream]

Bloke dmed me himself

[sleek harness]

Korean Bart is dead

[little marten]

Imma miss Bart but I also am not gonna argue with the mods whether or not he should be saying he hates the Middle East lmao

[fair bridge]

poor racist korean bart 😔

[somber stream]

Maybe he hates the weather?

[fair bridge]

he was too young

[somber stream]

I'm not a fan of the heat too you know

[sleek harness]

Who did the murder

[fair bridge]

prob hanj

[somber stream]

Hank was the most recent

[sleek harness]

Hanj

[fair bridge]

hanj

[sleek harness]

Hanj

[obtuse oak]

hanj

[sleek harness]

But like, it's someone's name

The first word is bigger

Hanj

[fair bridge]

he hanj

[obtuse oak]

And yeah there's a whole collection of comments of him being racist about all sorts of people. So enough is enough at some point. He shouldn't have been talking about current events and politics as much as he was anyway, regardless of all the casual bigotry lol

[sleek harness]

I see

Did I win the bet then?

[obtuse oak]

Rule 11 and all that

[sleek harness]

Wheres my 100 dollars

[fair bridge]

he's always been a little unhinged. hopefully he grows up eventually

[sleek harness]

@somber stream WHERES MY 100 DOLLARS

[somber stream]

What's this about 100 dollars

[little marten]

Think Bart got to slip under the radar for a long time because everything he said was a fever dream

[low blade]

We get 100 dollars to be racist?

[sleek harness]

I had bet that it was Hank who banned Korean Bart

[little marten]

Sorry.. racist fever dream*

[uncut bone]

Tempting

[somber stream]

And who agreed to this bet?

[sleek harness]

You didn't refuse it

[thin wagon]

HouseMD over here

[astral basin]

I look away for a minute

[somber stream]

Silence is not consent, you know?

[astral basin]

A singular minute

[little marten]

Skaven u are a terrible hustler

[sleek harness]

I mean

[rancid shore]

just realised

[somber stream]

You mean?

[fair bridge]

damn two missing doctor who eps were found

[rancid shore]

when you select a class

"the emperor protects"

cool

[thin wagon]

Woah woah woah

[fallen tree]

damn i missed the bart deletion

😔

[sleek harness]

Let me fucking finish it

[fair bridge]

the daleks master plan..... waow .......

[sleek harness]

I mean

[somber stream]

Whoa

[little marten]

We kinda all did really lol

[thin wagon]

woah

[somber stream]

HANNNNNNKKKKKKKK

[low blade]

Big news for single britons

[sleek harness]

Okay I don't mean nothing

[thin wagon]

HAAANK FINISH YOUR SENTENCE HAAAANK

[sleek harness]

I forgot what I was going to say

[gritty dove]

we talking first or second doctor?

[little marten]

Damn that really got me

[sleek harness]

Stfu

[amber delta]

where trailer

[thin wagon]

Send this man to Siberia

[sleek harness]

I am a great scammer

[obtuse oak]

I warned him about it in the past when he used to rant about china

[amber delta]

where embargo lift

[sleek harness]

That's my speciality

[dire kayak]

hoouugghhh

[somber stream]

"all good
i got many ban
this just another one
but also if u disturbed what i said
i am sorry"
-Bart

[thin wagon]

Heard this as that one pufferfish meme

[astral basin]

Haaaank
Dont abbreviate cyberpunk
Hasaaaaank

[low blade]

Fidel Castro be like

[little marten]

Poetic even in death

[somber stream]

Salutations

[brave slate]

Bros out there collecting bans

[amber delta]

?? bart is gone?

[sleek harness]

No

He's Licht now

[thin wagon]

Running bands getting bans

[little marten]

Ah yes.. the biggest no no hahaha

[fallen tree]

bart is kill
no
and you?

[amber delta]

bad words about china in tencent owned game is not ok

[little marten]

I have a crazy story about China actually but I don’t know if it crossed grounds so imma leave it

[somber stream]

Bart

Gave me a fucking steam key

[obtuse oak]

don't get any funny ideas. china isn't any more wrong than other regions. there's just 6 pages of it when you search 'china' in his post history. like... cmon.

[somber stream]

As departure present

[astral basin]

“Tencent owned game”
Thats. Distopian

[sleek harness]

For what

[fallen tree]

what game

[fair bridge]

first. it's two eps from the daleks master plan which was originally broadcast at 10 eps. we had the 2nd 5th and 10th ones and now we'll have two more. p cool

[gritty dove]

heck yeahhhhh that's sick

i love it when i hear about the doctor who lost media being found

[sleek harness]

Licht please don't keep us in the dark

I want to know the game

[fallen tree]

simpsons hit n run

[sleek harness]

Fitting ngl

[oak nexus]

its friday

[somber stream]

Ah it's for his future game, once it's out on steam

Niceeeeee

[sleek harness]

Are you going to be specific or

[fair bridge]

apparently there is a huge effort toward restoring even more. private collectors have a lot of missing reels and they're all being sought out and cataloged by this one company and copies are being sent to the BBC

[little marten]

What’s the game

[brave slate]

Now if only the missing event horizon footage could be recovered

[fallen tree]

im sure the title of the game is wild

[somber stream]

Bart is making a game of his own

[fair bridge]

so hopefully if we're lucky everything will be restored

[little marten]

It’s in the files

[sleek harness]

Specifically

[astral basin]

Oh yeah
He linked some YouTube vid a bit ago for a model animation bit he did

[somber stream]

Think Darktide but no gun and dungeon crawling

[sleek harness]

Is it 2d

[little marten]

Does it look good?

[sleek harness]

Actually fuck you

Show me the game

[somber stream]

It's very... raw is all i'll say

Fuck you rat i didn't save the link

[little marten]

Why don’t we team up with him

You on design me on story

[sleek harness]

What do you mean you didn't save the link????

[astral basin]

The only model i saw was something like
Totally accurate battle simulator
Character models
Without googly eyes

[somber stream]

I like the idea, maybe once i finally quit my current job

[little marten]

Just think of the racism the three of us could add

[astral basin]

NG

NG

we dont need more allegations

[gritty dove]

i suppose this is a good thing in terms of archiving but at the same time we're trusting a media corporation with keeping these intact

[little marten]

Understood, standing down 🙏

[sleek harness]

I don't think you 2 are racist

[gritty dove]

i can hope that we can put them on like archive.org for better preservation and accessibility

[little marten]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

[astral basin]

If youre gonna have a Korean, german, and brit
Youll need an american and a Brazilian
Gotta get all of the continents involved

[little marten]

I didn’t wanna have to do you like that lil bro 😢

[brave slate]

With the price of storage skyrocketing.... I dunno about that being so easy

[astral basin]

The pentad of hate

[sleek harness]

Wiki/badjoke

[gritty dove]

archive.org is owned by a non profit if i remember correctly and they do make enough money to keep their storage afloat

[little marten]

Arghh!!!!

[somber stream]

Don't let this whole thing distract you from the fact that there is still NO trailer

[little marten]

He got me!

[fair bridge]

once they're out to the public they're going to be preserved i assure you

[sleek harness]

Not really

[little marten]

Trailer will drop like 3/4?

[brave slate]

Probably around 6/7

[sleek harness]

You sucking at jokes is normal dude

[somber stream]

2 hours from now, if the schedule allign with yesterday's announcement

[tawdry edge]

Mallow can you give me your "good morning packmates" sticker?

[astral basin]

Trailer for what

Darktide

[sleek harness]

Darktide 2

[somber stream]

Arctide

[tawdry edge]

Ty I'm stealing it when I get home

[brave slate]

Darkertide

[low blade]

Do you have the "Have a blessed night Packmates" one

[little marten]

It’s Friday I wonder if FatShark will drop the trailer then go for a drink and sit around laughing at our reactions

[astral basin]

“Sweet dreams pack mates”

[fair bridge]

no!!!! i need it!!!! @grim spoke !!!

[somber stream]

Acktually sincei it's outside, shouldn't it be brighttide

[low blade]

I can send it hang on

[sleek harness]

Both Fatshark's account will appear on chat

[brave slate]

Since the update adds dogs it should be Barktide

[dire kayak]

tummy hurmt

[little marten]

Yeah but they also have secret accounts

[somber stream]

Barktide? That's kinda smarttide my guy

[astral basin]

Bright tide
As if you can collect enough 40k fans to screw in a lightbulb

[sleek harness]

Aquila?

[low blade]

HAAAAANK GIVE ME IMAGE PERMS

[fair bridge]

look in #zealot-class

[sleek harness]

Hank should make me into a mod

I would totally give yall image perms not lying

[little marten]

Why you talking like miley cyrus

[sleek harness]

Eho

Who

[astral basin]

Hank should get me hired onto fatshark
I can be their Critic in Chief
No1 crybaby

[somber stream]

That's a name i haven't heard in a long while

[little marten]

Hannah Montana

[sleek harness]

I know the name but not

[somber stream]

Shit i thought it was the other way around

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-dae-kim-mogged-mogger-looksmaxxing-ruggyscruggy-gif-1507416034755076487

[dire kayak]

hank should give one of us image perms as a social experiment

[little marten]

Oh fuck

[oak nexus]

what an absolute SPECIMEN of a man

[somber stream]

Doctor Han

[sleek harness]

10 seconds of warden role

[tawdry edge]

No

[little marten]

SORRY MOD TEAM SORRY DARKTIDE DISCORD USERS I HAVE LET MYSELF DOWN AND I WILL WORK ON MYSELF AND HOPE TO BE A POSITIVE INFLUENCE ON SOCIETY IN FUTURE

[sleek harness]

I would totally mute Nurgle for 1000 hours

[tawdry edge]

That would end terribly

[oak nexus]

new trailer eta

[astral basin]

Last i remember hearing of Cyrus, she was closing off her “punk” era
Idk if she kicked the partying and drugs but. Eh

[little marten]

I was muted once before

It actually sucked so much

[low blade]

@obtuse oak I was once the owner of a private server of ~2500 people until it was nuked and every single member of the mod team was banned. I am the best man for the job

[sleek harness]

Okay and

How about again

[little marten]

It’s not that I had anything to say

It’s that I couldn’t say anything

[obtuse oak]

I caught a 24h mute once before as well

early '23

good times

[oak nexus]

wuh

[jaunty shuttle]

I just about uninstalled Space Marine 2 after leveling the Tech Marine in PVP, and was planning on becoming a productive member of society. And then Fatshark announced Expeditions. Oh well... here we go again.

Anyone know when does it go live?

[low blade]

I caught one for something I said in THIS server

[astral basin]

2500
Thats
A fraction

[low blade]

And I beat the charges

[little marten]

Me and Hank both uniquely know how Rapunzel felt up in that tower

[low blade]

Came back in like 4 hours

[tawdry edge]

Can I be the mod who never talks or does anything and shows up every once in a while to send 1 message and dies for the next 3 months

[sleek harness]

Hank can you do that for Nurgle Gamer as a experiment of the human mind

[little marten]

And that’s a bond none of you can relate to

[jaunty shuttle]

early access or all out update?

[dull hamlet]

🌻

[obtuse oak]

we have one of those already

[sleek harness]

That's Hadron

[low blade]

"One" he says

[thick coyote]

Be the mod that can't handle power and abuses it constantly

[obtuse oak]

fine, two.

[thick coyote]

Those are very

[somber stream]

Helldivers 2 discord is down the hall to the left

[astral basin]

Vote to mute ng for 24hr

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2 mods?

Sure lets hire them

[low blade]

"Fine, two" he says

[sleek harness]

[little marten]

Moderation team just got OWNED

[idle otter]

[oak nexus]

need a bot to play russian roulette that mutes you

[obtuse oak]

pancakes?

[dire kayak]

i wonder what happens if you ping hadron

[astral basin]

You misspelled ARC Raiders

[low blade]

Irrelevant to this conversation Hank, dont change the subject

[obtuse oak]

I just wanted to see if you would quote me again

[oak nexus]

isnt hadron a bot

[thick coyote]

Sure
According to reddit we are already copying HD2, so let's bring their mod too

[somber stream]

Actually i would vote NG to be a Mod

[low blade]

"I just wanted to see if you would quote me again" he says

[little marten]

😈

[idle otter]

[somber stream]

He totally won't go haywire and powertripping on his first day

[little marten]

I’d vote you a mod too brother

[somber stream]

No thanks, bro

[obtuse oak]

if anything I think NG would be too soft.

[tawdry edge]

Fuck

[dire kayak]

vote me for mod

[low blade]

I ince got modded in another server and the first thing I did was check all of mod chat for all mentions of me

[obtuse oak]

naturally

[little marten]

True I like to tell people when they might be breaking rules but I don’t actually if I have the conviction to press the ban button

Let’s test it out?

[low blade]

I was mentioned often, repeatedly, and rarely in good circumstance. Like a cockroach, I always thrive

[little marten]

@sleek harness u here bud?

[dire kayak]

im proud of you

[thin wagon]

Why would you want to be a mod? Adding responsibility to my entertainment, no-ho-ho thank you.

[marsh iris]

MODS

thank you for being chill

[little marten]

Be careful cockroaches are being harvested for their milk

[low blade]

So I can abuse people

[oak nexus]

ignore your tasks and post gifs in general

[dire kayak]

kill people

[obtuse oak]

I derive some small measure of gratification from helping keep this place tidy and fun

[low blade]

Huff...huff... I AM AWARE BROTHER

[thin wagon]

There's the mod!

Everyone else is a sociopath

[tawdry edge]

You are being taken into the cockroach milking chamber.

[low blade]

Oh, one can only wonder what happens there

I hesitate to speculate

[uncut bone]

whattt

[obtuse oak]

occasionally I get to ban a really nasty bigot and that's the same dopamine spike as beating an elden ring boss

[uncut bone]

Hello hank

[brave slate]

Becoming a mod to enforce the server rules ❌
Becoming a mod to enhance your shitposting powers ✅

[thin wagon]

Good allusion

[tawdry edge]

I'm sorry but I feel reddit vibes from this comment

[astral basin]

The release month of arc raiders
15 minute slow mode
Established permission zones and the ways to achieve them being removed week by week
Was essentially trying to treat discord as a topic forum

[little marten]

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/cockroach-milk-nutrition

[obtuse oak]

I also mod the subreddit so you are correct

[dire kayak]

release me at them like a wild hound

[obtuse oak]

I see you are a gentleman and a scholar. you have won the internet today, good sir

[tawdry edge]

You, sir, won the internet today.

[thin wagon]

Glutton for punishment

[tawdry edge]

FUCK

[idle otter]

pack of squig hounds for xtra measure

[little marten]

Wait you mod the Darktide subreddit too

[thick coyote]

[obtuse oak]

hahaha

[thick coyote]

[uncut bone]

Ewwwww

[little marten]

Have you ever hung out with Ghislane?

[obtuse oak]

very passively

[little marten]

Virtually ofc

[low blade]

Please stop removing my posts asking for weed-smoking girlfriends

[tawdry edge]

Now hold on

Hold your horses

[obtuse oak]

there are way more active mods, I just look at the mod queue once a week or something.

[somber stream]

He's also the blog mod

[obtuse oak]

well

[tawdry edge]

You're pushing some very touchy subjects

[obtuse oak]

in a sense

[somber stream]

How many layers of chin Hank

[obtuse oak]

since I also moderate the fatshark forums

[somber stream]

How many

[little marten]

wtf Hank is actually ultra respectable in the community

[dire kayak]

we love hank

[idle otter]

Praise Be

[uncut bone]

My best bet is 7, 7, 7

[low blade]

Surely, Hank is paid to moderate. Nobody would be doing this for free

[obtuse oak]

alas

no money

[uncut bone]

Yes

[thin wagon]

Not long before he moderates one of the Fatshark execs heart rates at this point.

[astral basin]

Hank is actually Joe Fatshark, nephew of John Fatshark

[little marten]

Ofc we love Hank but I thought he was just a cabin boy not the captain of the ship

[obtuse oak]

they send me Fatshark socks sometimes, and I got a blood angels jump pack intercessor joytoy figurine last christmas.

[trail bramble]

that's nice of em

[tawdry edge]

I envy you and your free 40k figures...

[trail bramble]

do you play blood angels

[low blade]

I just ran the math and you get paid the same rate as a Bangladeshi child making Nike

[uncut bone]

I envy you for them free 40k figure

[somber stream]

Screw the model, free socks!

[tawdry edge]

My fucking blood angel intercessor cost me 200+ BRL...

[astral basin]

Joytoy
Shelf figure

[obtuse oak]

no, though I did consider painting some intercessors minis I had as BA. but I think I'll do them as Exorcists

[idle otter]

lmfao

[trail bramble]

I'd you dont I know a guy (me) who hates spending money on figures but loves blood angels

[obtuse oak]

those would be the first minis I have painted in like

20 years

[tawdry edge]

JoyToy's are good
I have 2

Lol

[obtuse oak]

I used to have some tyranids way back in 4th ed

[uncut bone]

They have joytoy perturabo

[obtuse oak]

that fucking metal hive tyrant

oh my god what a pain in the ASS

[astral basin]

Peter

[low blade]

You know what minis you should get?

[uncut bone]

Oh yeah they have rogal dorn joytoy figure also, mortarion, guiliman, lion el big Johnson

[dire kayak]

i cant imagine doing metal minis
resin was torture enough for me

[obtuse oak]

I hated it so much that I quit the hobby

[little marten]

Hank is a ‘rainmaker’ in the Darktide industry and if you don’t shake it for him, you might as well give up your dreams of twinkletown right now, doll

[uncut bone]

Painting mini is torture enough for me as it is

[astral basin]

Morty?
Im almost interested in mothman now

[obtuse oak]

but now everything is plastic so I'm thinking of dabbling again. I got a box of intercessors for my birthday

from my mom lol

[uncut bone]

Yeah they have morty get in the fuckin car morty figure

[clever horizon]

i read dabbing again 😹 🥀

[low blade]

I know you can hear me on this channel, Makarov.

[clever horizon]

Hank thoughts on the chaos wastes update

[uncut bone]

Remember, no Russian

[uncut bone]

True

[dire kayak]

get the imperial titan

do it

[uncut bone]

Hank please tell us they add new weapons for veterans or ogryn

[uncut bone]

[full dawn]

I am the great unclean one

[uncut bone]

[idle otter]

[dire kayak]

[idle otter]

new gunz

[full dawn]

More dakka

[uncut bone]

[idle otter]

for the flocka

[thin wagon]

I highly recommend it. I don't enjoy painting much but painting minis is a very specific pleasure.

[obtuse oak]

I have nothing to share that isn't already revealed by fatshark. otherwise I would be committing a little oopsie woopise called "breaking my NDA" and if I do that then Catfish shows up at my house to break my kneecaps personally.

[somber stream]

Hopefully some of these new face can fill the void left by Bart

[brave slate]

Please add emotes during the gameplay sections. I want my Ogryn to hit the griddy

[little marten]

Imagine if the trailer ends with a new staff reveal

[dire kayak]

i get a hit of dopamine whenever i paint a mini well

[fallen tree]

they're adding the warthog from halo to the open world maps, gonna be sick

[full dawn]

Perish

[fallen tree]

ogryn can only turret

[little marten]

And keep imagining because it ain’t happening

[astral basin]

Joe Fatshark, nephew of John Fatshark, of which there are far fewer and more average tales

[thin wagon]

My ogryn big hero, save many small ones

[fallen tree]

hangs his legs off the side of the hog

too big

[little marten]

Can we get some carapace pogryn next that you have to break the armour off of

[full dawn]

Hehehe spearhead boltgun go brrrr

[uncut bone]

Don't worry I'll be ur maid and take care of you if that happened

[dire kayak]

i wish the crowbar could rip the armour off of crushers

[brave slate]

Give the crushers the trapper net gun

[little marten]

Emperor protects brother 🙏

[thin wagon]

That'd be cool

[astral basin]

Whos volunteering for the firing line?

[little marten]

Yeah the animation is so good for the lack of payoff in that regard

[uncut bone]

Gordon Freeman would be proud

[little marten]

I’d say me but I’m too fast I’d just sprint away from the bullet

[thin wagon]

I'm sad. Why Commodore no reset?

I want to waste my hard earned money. Lol

[low blade]

Update

Ye fool

[brave slate]

Fresh slop is coming with the update

[thin wagon]

Yeah. riiiiight

[uncut bone]

Question is, would you waste your hard earned money on fresh hot slop?

[thin wagon]

5 dollars it's a rerun despite them holding it back

[clever horizon]

i already have 🥹

[little marten]

I kinda hate how the crimson desert map had the biomes somewhat circular

Standing in a desert looking out at snow and grasslands is just dumb

[thin wagon]

I might.... I am weak to cosmetics. I like making themes.

My Ogryn is a knight called Bron-Quixote

[brave slate]

Depends really. Only thing I might get is the Ogryn pipe club if that ever returns to the slop store

[clever horizon]

i need my slop to temporarily fill the void

[thick coyote]

Judging by pattern recognition it'll probably be related to the dusty wasteland outside

Maybe the Sand Fleas will be back

[thin wagon]

Shit. Not the ideal esthetic but we'll see.

Still eager to see nonetheless

[obtuse oak]

Sir this is a Wendy's

[thick coyote]

If you're lucky you'll get Ash Nomad inspired cosmetic

[fiery wave]

So ppl replace easily for you?

[indigo portal]

So does anyone understand the longer term incentives to grind the new expeditions? I know 'the gameplay is fun' has been a good reason to play this game for the most part and that works for this game, for the most part.

but without like random modifiers and 'god runs' to chase (such as in chaos wastes) will the 'progression' unlocks of expeditions take long enough to make you want to grind it? (sort of like helldivers unlocks?)
Will there be something to spend the tech remnants we extract on that will be satisfying?

im just trying to understand the 'extraction' side of the loop motivation - usually in extraction games getting out with stuff is part of the own reward because of the loot dopamine treadmill, or unlocks etc
I just dont want the end result to be more dockets/plasteel/diamantine lol

[somber stream]

Have you the ability to resurrect the dead, Karien?

[thin wagon]

At the risk of sounding dumb, I take it this update is pretty soon?

[trail bramble]

god I hope we get new Jesper Kyd tracks

[wooden creek]

Penance cosmetics and probably lore, I guess?

[trail bramble]

the paypigs better have bought enough slop for them to afford him again

[humble aspen]

17th

[little marten]

KARIEN IS IRREPLACEABLE

[amber delta]

I will become new Bart

[thin wagon]

That doesn't sound right. I've got the 15th and the 17th in y head for some reason

[thin wagon]

Oh holy moly

[clever horizon]

its called fun

[fallen tree]

thoughts on china? /s

[amber delta]

china cheap temu shop

[fiery wave]

Unless he deleted his account, weren't you still in contact with him?

[trail bramble]

oh rip bart

[thin wagon]

Well here's to hoping for ad mech character because that would be the perfect gift for my brother.

[somber stream]

Yes we're still in contact, i was talking about his presence here, with us

[indigo portal]

ya but will this be more fun than havoc or AM? we already have a ton of fun modes.
if they are advertising an 'extraction mode' there has to be something worth extracting with

[trail bramble]

he seemed to be having a rough go of it, hope it gets better for him soon

[thick coyote]

Korean Bart is gone?

[somber stream]

Tbh it's a good thing for him

[clever horizon]

you extract with the friends you made along the way ☺️

[fallen tree]

yes, mark your calendar

[indigo portal]

my concern is what is the loop they are creating? is there sufficient loot and unlocks to chase with these things we are extracting with?
the entire mode will be made or broken with this concept if they are calling it an 'extraction' mode

[obtuse oak]

there are no classes announced for this quarter

[somber stream]

Less internet distraction, more time for self development

[thick coyote]

Yeah I do remember him asking to get muted

This one time

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[thick coyote]

Maybe now he'll focus on his Unity project

[little marten]

I saw Bart at a grocery store in Korea yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[thin wagon]

Ah yeah. Right. Darn. Gotta get him a steam card then lol

[clever horizon]

infetterence, classic

[somber stream]

Was this originally about Robert Pattinson

[trail bramble]

yet...

[fiery wave]

If I go, it'll be with a wave of yuri, heh. I wonder if I'm already tagged with that as an issue.

[dire kayak]

[fallen tree]

ive read this before, somewhere..

[brave slate]

Ryan Gosling I think...

[little marten]

Mark Zuckerberg I thought

[somber stream]

Damn

[dire kayak]

WE LOVE KARIEN

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[thin wagon]

No I knew that. Just forgot it was still March. Am tired.

[clever horizon]

no his was about the car factory killing a man

[trail bramble]

let me have this cope

[little marten]

Don’t threaten us with a good time

[little marten]

Lmao what?

[obtuse oak]

if the update is imminent, and the previous marketing cycles for DLC classes were 4 weeks each

why are you coping

[amber delta]

Hank says cant break NDA, Cole already said no new weapons this update

who is lying

[thin wagon]

Dude Q1 is 18 days left

[clever horizon]

mancar cp (copy pasta)