general-chat

[deep hamlet]

I wanna like DS2 so bad dude

[visual vortex]

I bate buzz word

Vote for me

[visual vortex]

You hate it because it's different

[deep hamlet]

I get so mad when I play because it had the makings of an awesome game all the concepts were there but idk

[dire kayak]

missus as president, oll as vice president

[deep hamlet]

It’s clunky

I hate how slow and clunky it was

[deep hamlet]

No I LOVE how different it was 😭

[visual vortex]

I would assassinate missus for power

Also to save the world

But mainly for power

[marsh iris]

late stage capitalism plus oil resource essentially cut off

[visual vortex]

And becomes i feel like she would make funny noises when beaten by a pack of rabid chimps

[deep hamlet]

ADP is also not as bad an issue as a lot of the haters make it out to be

[visual vortex]

Scholar of the first sin is ass tho

Get thenoriginal ds2 like me

It is genuinely better

[deep hamlet]

Honestly I think you can spot someone who’s never played by asking them what they think of it

[deep hamlet]

I’ve never played OG ds2

[visual vortex]

People who say they like ds2 havent tried the original

[dire kayak]

2028 is gonna be so fire

[visual vortex]

You know the stupid statues in fromt of all those doors with lomited keys?

[deep hamlet]

I don’t have anything to play it on :(

[deep hamlet]

Yea fuck that

[visual vortex]

They arent in the original

[deep hamlet]

Ofc not 😭

[visual vortex]

Also the enemy placement was somewhat methodical

Because it slowly increased the numbers

[deep hamlet]

I hear SotFS ruined ALOT of what the original had

[visual vortex]

It did

[deep hamlet]

I wanna play the original I feel like I might actually enjoy the game more if I did

[visual vortex]

I still prefer ds1 tho

🙏

God i love that game

[deep hamlet]

I just don’t know where to get it I don’t have a pc or an old gen console

[deep hamlet]

Same

I think the highs in ds2 are better than DS1’s but the lows are much MUCH worse

[visual vortex]

I will say

[deep hamlet]

DS1 is a fine game and every time I go back to it I enjoy it

[visual vortex]

They went for more bosses over qualitt

Though some do have unique gimmicks that i wished they used more often like the boat boss

[deep hamlet]

Honestly I’m ok with it because in ds3 and Elden Ring most of the areas aren’t really that bad

DS3 level design is overhated I think

[visual vortex]

I always skip raya lucaria

As a strength user

Dont need it

[deep hamlet]

“It’s just a boss rush” tell me you never played ds3

[deep hamlet]

Same

Also Bloodborne gonna be honest loses its magic after awhile

[visual vortex]

It's because the home base isnt interconnected like ds1 or ds2

People liked the interconnectivity of the worlds

[deep hamlet]

People wanna talk about how “bad” DS1’s second half is but stay completely silent when you talk about Bloodborne’s second half

[deep hamlet]

It was awesome yea but like not every game has to be ds1

[visual vortex]

bloodborne was gonna have a remake but they cancelled it

I genuinely hate existing

[deep hamlet]

Because it was gonna be by bluepoint

[visual vortex]

It's in the same area 🙏 😭

[deep hamlet]

They would’ve butchered it just like they did DeS

[visual vortex]

Literally the home base in ds3 is over ds1's fireline shrine

[deep hamlet]

After like thousands of years of constant rebuilding

[visual vortex]

Still

[deep hamlet]

Fym still😭

[visual vortex]

Like keep the blighttown stuff

[deep hamlet]

Bro where do you live

America I’m assuming

[visual vortex]

Like if im in the firelink shrine arrea

I wanna look down ans see something referencing blighttown

Like the river of shrek's shit

[deep hamlet]

Istg this ties into my point😭

[deep hamlet]

I mean yea

[visual vortex]

It made it feel like you actually made progress

But ds3 has a lot of those naked demon guys if i recall

And portals

So it doesnt feel as connected

[deep hamlet]

I see you’re point but let’s not forget that so much time has passed that history straight up forgot 80% of the names of the most important characters from the first game

[visual vortex]

Still good

[visual vortex]

Anor londo is still there

[deep hamlet]

Yea that’s fair

[deep hamlet]

That’s just fan service😭

[visual vortex]

Why isnt thenworst area from ds1 not there

[deep hamlet]

And BAD fan service at that it’s not even good

[visual vortex]

The twink's body hasnt decayed for the past like 1000 years btw

[deep hamlet]

I’ll give you a hint because it sucked😭

[deep hamlet]

He’s a god

Or something

[visual vortex]

Idk i fond it funny

That his corpse is just chilling there for the past 1000 years

And nobody bothered cleaning it up

[deep hamlet]

I mean no because he’s not dead

At least not when he got got

[visual vortex]

He's literally being devoured when you fight the boss

[deep hamlet]

He’s just slowly being consumed now

Yes

[visual vortex]

And puppeted

[deep hamlet]

Correct

[visual vortex]

He's like a praying mantis

With the anus worms

[deep hamlet]

The mantis still lives when the butt worms infect it

[visual vortex]

Make it go to water

[deep hamlet]

Not helping your point but I see what you mean

[deep hamlet]

Still alive

[visual vortex]

Dip gwyndolin in water

[deep hamlet]

Oh I will🤤🤤

[visual vortex]

I preferred

The one chick

The

Crossbreed one

[deep hamlet]

Presilla?

YES

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[deep hamlet]

MAKE LOVE TO ME

[visual vortex]

She was lowk badder than gwynevre ngl

[deep hamlet]

On everything bro

She was so bad

[visual vortex]

But gwynevre had amazing chest ahead message

So she gets funny points

[deep hamlet]

There’s nothing like seeing that for the first time

[deep hamlet]

Nah
Feet ahead

[visual vortex]

Everyone comments on her chest or feet

But never her hands

[deep hamlet]

I am everyone

[visual vortex]

Me too

Feet

:drool

:dro

[deep hamlet]

[visual vortex]

🤤

Got it

First try

[deep hamlet]

WAIT

IM ORANGE

I CAN DO THIS

[visual vortex]

I thought it was brown

[deep hamlet]

I’m already brown

Oh you mean on discord

[visual vortex]

Yeah

You know who is dookie brown?

[deep hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/mandemfemale-vlone-mexican-latino-edgar-gif-24333256

[visual vortex]

Gwyndolin's fight

[deep hamlet]

Real

[worn quail]

Why do I gotta be Mr.Pink?!

[deep hamlet]

The Jews running America won’t let me post this gif

[worn quail]

Why can't we pick our own colors

[deep hamlet]

Israel I shall have you!

[deep hamlet]

Real I want purple

[visual vortex]

We cant?

[deep hamlet]

Why he ourple

[worn quail]

Some other guy has the job as Mr Purple

[visual vortex]

I am

[deep hamlet]

:(

[visual vortex]

Mr

[dire kayak]

meow

[deep hamlet]

Meow

[worn quail]

I spelled it WRONG!!!!

WOOHOO!!!!!!!

mr brea;st give me monEY!!!

[deep hamlet]

Are you ok

[deep hamlet]

ISRAEL DESTROY THIS MAN

Woman
They idk

What pronouns do you prefer

[fair bridge]

watched the whole knight of the seven kingdoms season

fantastic

[dire kayak]

bites you HARD

[fair bridge]

i want moarr

[deep hamlet]

Never heard of this what is that

[visual vortex]

I am back

I was drinking milk

[deep hamlet]

Hey man

[visual vortex]

When someone punches me their hand bones will shatter because of how strong my bones are

[worn quail]

u should resistance train with bullets

[visual vortex]

What

[deep hamlet]

I like this idea

[worn quail]

start with .22 and work ur way up

[visual vortex]

Oh

[deep hamlet]

WE should demonstrate

[worn quail]

till bullets cant break the skin

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[worn quail]

[visual vortex]

Bounce off me like robocop

Just like all the signs women gave me in middle school

[worn quail]

women

arent those the ones that have their own bathrooms

and spray stingy liquid in ur face

[visual vortex]

Yeah or something

Women are beautiful

[deep hamlet]

Yea

[visual vortex]

Knuckle-dragging hairy apes

[deep hamlet]

Real
I love my wife

[visual vortex]

With big neanderthal brows

To reflect light

[deep hamlet]

This is not my wife

[visual vortex]

And they make funny grunts

[worn quail]

i love my husband (relic blade)

[deep hamlet]

Is relic blade niche??? I’ve seen mixed opinions in my one day being here

I personally adore it

[visual vortex]

I hate relic vlade

I sctually fucking hate ot

[worn quail]

im just a greatsword enjoyer in any game i play

[deep hamlet]

Yea that guy hates it

[cosmic burrow]

Its not niche it good

[worn quail]

RPG with 9356859487 races/classes?

[lethal solstice]

Relic is indisputably one of the best zealot weapons

[worn quail]

human, male, fighter, greatsword

[deep hamlet]

And now everyone is here

[visual vortex]

Mot just any human male

White and blonde with blue eyes

The most generic chad guy

[deep hamlet]

Relic blade

🤤

[lethal solstice]

Human
Female
Fighter
Great Harpoon
(You already know)

[visual vortex]

I dont

[blazing ibex]

relic blade gud

[cosmic burrow]

Really good weapon. Enjoy the game do your own builds.

Thats my advice

[deep hamlet]

I like the heavy eviscerator

[visual vortex]

I ALWAYS pick cool factor over sctual ysefullness

[cosmic burrow]

Like ww2 era poster?

[deep hamlet]

Chainsword big

[visual vortex]

Lime heavy evis

[worn quail]

i used the heavy eviscerator before the relic blade

first thing i asked

"is there greatsword in this game"

"kinda"

[cosmic burrow]

I use more heavy evis nowadays

[deep hamlet]

Both are great but I honestly pic the eviscerator over the relic in high difficulty situations

[visual vortex]

I like the sounds

[cosmic burrow]

Because relic blade was so much better than it for a year or so

[deep hamlet]

Same but I love the relic

[worn quail]

i could never cheat on my husband sadly

i like the old rev sound more

[visual vortex]

People can pick their dainty and clean-cut weapons

[deep hamlet]

Chainsword big make me happy

[cosmic burrow]

I use the original zealot unique on him a lot. Heavy sword

[visual vortex]

But i like brutalizing my enemies into unidentifiable piles of flesh and bone

[deep hamlet]

Susie Deltarune

Purple thingy

[visual vortex]

What the fuck

[deep hamlet]

I love her

[visual vortex]

41 thousand emogiis

[deep hamlet]

I’m giggling with excitement rn

I love Susie so much

Top 10 characters of all time

[visual vortex]

I didnt know that deltarune fans existed for over a month

Post launcg

[deep hamlet]

Right behind Nightmare from Soul Calibur, Yuji Itadori and Master Chief

[worn quail]

NIGHTMARE IS THE GOAT

[deep hamlet]

Game good what can I say

[worn quail]

[deep hamlet]

BALL KNOWER

I LOVE SOUL CALIBUR

[worn quail]

SHOW ME YOUR MADNESS

SOUL EDGEEEE, BURN

[deep hamlet]

THE NIGHTMARE WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

[dire kayak]

can i have a little nibble?

[deep hamlet]

BLOOD DARKNESS I SHALL DROWN THE WORLD IN BOTH

[worn quail]

bro they gave him steroids when u fight him as ZWEI

[deep hamlet]

Bro that fight is engraved into my head I can never forget it

I loved SCV

[visual vortex]

Touch my pile of corpses and you can consider joining them as another casualty

[deep hamlet]

Most people didn’t

[worn quail]

same man my god lmao

[deep hamlet]

That’s ok

[worn quail]

dude

the customization

hot take

is like

possibly the most detailed like

ever?

in gaming?

[deep hamlet]

Peak

It was amazing

[worn quail]

if not #1 easily in the top 10

U CAN DO SO MUCH SHIT LOL

[deep hamlet]

I miss playing SC with my friends :(

[worn quail]

||i also liked to play algol||

throw tomatoes at me!!!

[visual vortex]

My favorite character in gaming

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[deep hamlet]

I made a skeleton with a giant erect penis and called him Bonar in SC7

[visual vortex]

Was my spore creation

Kevin

[deep hamlet]

Algol can get it

[dire kayak]

you thief

[worn quail]

algol would get you

[deep hamlet]

Good

I want him

[deep hamlet]

He was also maxi so he was ALWAYS moving

And swinging his massive cock around it was scary

I was too good with maxi

[worn quail]

yo

did u ever beat

idfk what it was called

masterful souls or w/e?

that one challenge mode where its like

Kilik, then SCIV Nightmare

like everyone in their prime form or w/e

i could NEVER beat that shit

Legendary Souls

[deep hamlet]

Fuh no💔

[worn quail]

i wanted that SCIV skin so BADDDDD

[deep hamlet]

SC8 when

TOMORROW

[worn quail]

first time i ever got to nightmare

the first thing he did

was JUST GUARD ME TWICE IN A ROW

That mode was fuckin RIDICULOUS

[deep hamlet]

Canon lore accurate Nightmare

Nightmare but he rips your pants off and goes to town 😭🙏

[visual vortex]

Like the game greyhill incident?

[deep hamlet]

Maybe idk

[worn quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy7YsJ9eXAw

i will never forgive this man for making this fire ass remix

and then deleting it off mediafire

and never uploading it standalone EVER

[deep hamlet]

Literally Nightmare but he’s gay and horny and does NOT take no for an answer😭🙏

[worn quail]

thats just nightmare

he literally keeps voldo in his freak dungeon beneath the castle

[visual vortex]

They give you head

[deep hamlet]

I wish that was me

Sounds awesome

[visual vortex]

As damage

Turned me into a believer man

[deep hamlet]

Imma have to do my own research

[deep hamlet]

Me too man

Who’s tryna walk around Walmart while on acid with me

All in favor say aye

Aye!

[lime beacon]

[deep hamlet]

Juri Han foot in the pfp is fucking nuts

In a GREAT way ofc

[dire kayak]

miaow

they don't know im secretly the schrodinger cat

[deep hamlet]

I’m gonna invent a move called the Franklin!

[nocturne bloom]

feet?

[deep hamlet]

I’ve found my people

🥹

[somber stream]

border collies are great

[dire kayak]

[marsh iris]

border collies? foxhole?

[rare pulsar]

Border goblins

Kill em!

[somber stream]

No like the dog

Border collie the dog

Super smart boi

[rare pulsar]

Goddamn colonial bastards

[somber stream]

Was

[rare pulsar]

ULL GET WHATS YOURS U HEAR ME?!?

[rare pulsar]

Dont make me cry now

I just woke up

[somber stream]

Good morning, it's still friday

Time to work

[dense dirge]

brother in christ the game spawn 8 pox burster around the corner from me

[broken cave]

what time is the trailer gonna be

[somber stream]

First time?

[dense dirge]

I suppose

[somber stream]

Wait till you face 2 captains, 2 BoN, 1 Chaos spawn, all at the same time

[dense dirge]

oof

[jaunty path]

the event

[broken cave]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[thick fog]

Peak darktide right there

[cosmic burrow]

Been there done that

[marsh iris]

FOR CALLAHAN!

[restive walrus]

So when do we think these new missions/update will be given to us?

[marsh iris]

without god emperor, anything is possible for these guys

[cosmic burrow]

Tuesday

[marsh iris]

chaos

[restive walrus]

Your legally liable now

If it’s delayed we kill you

[cosmic burrow]

Well tuesday or next thurdays

Or in other words

Next week

[thick fog]

They always release on Tuesdays because early week

[somber stream]

Tuesday

[marsh iris]

tuesday and thursday

[somber stream]

Swedish Dev universal update day

[marsh iris]

every week

[restive walrus]

We kill you

[cosmic burrow]

Ta nie zesraj sie

[somber stream]

We?

[marsh iris]

us

[somber stream]

Them!

[restive walrus]

You

[thick fog]

What do you mean we? Nintendo Wii?

[deep hamlet]

They’re gonna get me…

[winged oasis]

dude what the fuck HOW DID OUR PUB TEAM FAIL TOX TRAIN

THEY KEPT FALLING ON THE LEDGE

WE LITERALLY GOT TO THE LAST PART

[somber stream]

Oui

[marsh iris]

wee

[dull hamlet]

They didn't run quad oggy

[winged oasis]

the quad ogryn meme is so dumb

[little helm]

see now this is why you failed

[dull hamlet]

It's actually so fun

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[marsh iris]

watch party?

[rain idol]

DAMN YOU SWEDEN

[elder robin]

Expeditions look so cool man, all I need now is Zealot rework and DT will be the perfect game

[somber stream]

"I'll never forgive the Swedes"

[rain idol]

How dare they make me wait longer then usual

Evil I say pure evil

[somber stream]

4 whole days, unthinkable

[rain idol]

Horrific dare I say

What will I do? With such time

My descendants will be receiving this update

Delivering the Dev blog to me in my coffin

[somber stream]

-# Update release times may vary. I am NOT responsible for delays, impatience, existential staring at the launcher, or sudden urges to refresh the page every twelve seconds.

Just in case they release on Thursday instead lmao

[winged oasis]

when the fuck does this event end

[feral vessel]

thank god i didnt play darktide for a month

Oh, right, good morning Hive Tertium.

[limpid vigil]

If the next class really is skiitari as many ppl seem to think i rly hope they do not get any yellow cosmetics

[south valve]

Why?

[limpid vigil]

I can already see the pee-tari jokes

[south valve]

Oh okay

Skitarpee

[twin flower]

Pee-tarii?

[somber stream]

Here's a pitch

Isekai Leon Kennedy, he parries

[tired compass]

“Unlike the traditional missions inside Tertium, the more open map lets us have enemies that attack from all directions, both on long and short range”, do FS devs play the game even?

Why did you guys do this?

How many times are we going to get new modes when all we really want is new content for the existing game mode? Because, let’s be real, DT has one game mode that matters; the main game mode. Havoc is just a modified version of that that most people hate and barely touch.

This sounds like Weaves all over again. And while I hate to see dead content, the best thing for the game, and its small community, would be for this one to be as quickly forgotten as Mortis Trials.

Christ, I wish you guys would just add more maps to the base game.

[halcyon pebble]

not weaves

[thick fog]

"sounds like weaves"

havoc:

[halcyon pebble]

havoc is fun..... in a certain way

[thick fog]

Until you are met with bs spawns and awful modifier combos

[thick fog]

Just keep slashing and kill them

[halcyon pebble]

thats the main point, its for masochist after they got bored playing auric maelstorm

[thick fog]

CIVI and 3VEG

Also darktide is now become a real extraction shooter

[halcyon pebble]

havoc is like combination of 3 auric modifier with player debuff enemy buff + captain + twins + monster spawn explosion

[thick fog]

something we will never see in auric

[somber stream]

You'd be branded as mentally unwell for claiming Darktide will become a extraction shooter game, just 2 days ago. Yet here we are

[thick fog]

wheres my captain and twins spawns in base missions rotundfish

[thick fog]

thats what game journalists always said on game marketing before launch

[somber stream]

Happening department called

[marsh iris]

catto

[marsh iris]

Arktide

[wintry hemlock]

Dont shoot

[somber stream]

Okay

shoot

[south valve]

Good sticker

[feral vessel]

why did they take his ears

[south valve]

Deafen buttons

[limpid vigil]

Karktide

[jaunty path]

wait was it not an extraction game

[somber stream]

It wasn't...

[jaunty path]

kek

[hidden trout]

I would have been normal

Just hunted down by catfish

[somber stream]

No one saw this coming, i think

[feral vessel]

Hey, Im the one thats supppoed to say "i think".

I think.

[astral basin]

Wait

Das funni

[lilac crag]

I should hunt you instead

[misty trench]

I did

[feral vessel]

hi aquila

[misty trench]

I mean I didn't predict it, I just saw it earlier than you

[feral vessel]

first normal person I see today.. I think

[somber stream]

• Said Aquila, the tester

Did you got blown away? Blinded? By its majesty

[lilac crag]

I should kill you too,,,,,

[misty trench]

I can neither confirm nor deny

[quaint moss]

death by hangman
my first letter is A

[jade stump]

mines Z

[winged swift]

we should be able to remove event from quickplay💩

[tacit geode]

Quickplay innit just how it is

[winged swift]

every time i dont bring my tryhard setup, boom i get it. and when i do brg it, no event o_o

[rain idol]

Leon Kennedy in Dark Tide "daemonhost? You've been a pretty terrible one"

[somber stream]

"Sorry, I'm a one-lady type of guy"

[rain idol]

at the end of the train mission he's going to kill the boss at the end and say some shit like "looks like this is your stop"

[amber delta]

ROGUE LITE EXTRACTION SHOOTER OPEN WORLD SOULSLIKE CHAOS WASTESLIKE

[wooden creek]

When are we getting the cozy farming sim idle game in the mourningstar

[amber delta]

staredew valleycore

[thick fog]

exactly what the game needed

[somber stream]

Darktide dating sim when

Call it

Datetide

[amber delta]

well I already try to date every player who uses voice chat and sound vaguely female, but no success thus far

[somber stream]

[rain idol]

Thats uh quite the tactic I feel like you'll get there someday

[amber delta]

fuck my stupid chud life

[frank sable]

I've completed a Maelstorm mission and I haven't unlock Havoc missions

[somber stream]

Of all the most unlikely thing to happen, meeting your SO in Darktide is definitely in the top 5

[rain idol]

"W-What you think i genuinely enjoy your company? * Binaic squawk * D-don't say such things stupid Varlet hmph"

If you'll excuse me, after writing that I will find the nearest bridge and have a date with the water

[somber stream]

We all have our vices

[quaint moss]

[rain idol]

I have played out entire 1000 word fanfictions of me and my flayer necron gf in my head

I think living alone for so long has taken a toll on me

[jaunty path]

daily reminder to everyone that 67 is funny

[halcyon pebble]

Need to talk to dukane before and after maelstrom mission

[amber delta]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[jaunty path]

SIX SEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[quaint moss]

[jaunty path]

you react almost like 67 isnt funny

[amber delta]

67 is an incredible culmination of years of abstract memology

[jaunty path]

and its funny.

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: Guilliman got hammered with the Space Wolves

His mom did not approve

[jaunty path]

bitch has a mom?

[amber delta]

is this why he is the most effeminate primarch

[acoustic pebble]

Ye. Tarasha Euten. She's badass

Casually scolding space marines like a disappointed grandmother would and told Konrad Curze to go to hell in his face

[astral jungle]

What if in the wastes we find. A webway gate.

[amber delta]

we will blow it up

[acoustic pebble]

Imma use it to sell my stimms at a much faster rate

[restive walrus]

What if in the wastes….we find love?

[somber stream]

L-Lovetide??

[misty sequoia]

Are havocs getting reset next week?

[rancid dock]

Does save game transfer exist by now or are we still forced to make new characters on each platform?

[little marten]

TRAILER NOW

[amber delta]

patch notes now

[jaunty path]

Wha

What are you nerds talking about

[amber delta]

duelling sword buffed
plasma gun reworked (it's stronger)
boom bringer +3 uses
ogryn toughness reduced by 50%

[little helm]

shit changes, ogryn needs their toughness reduced by 10% extar for it to matter

[sleek harness]

Darktide

You know the game

Like

The one which you don't play

[tired compass]

guys when is the trailer dropping tday?

[sleek harness]

If I knew I wouldn't tell you

Or any of you

[astral basin]

I sure dont

[long sigil]

kim jung un is the master of goon

this song is so fire

[somber stream]

Playing Darktide in the big 2026?

Cringe ngl

[long sigil]

so true

[sleek harness]

Bart Chinese

[long sigil]

you rage bait cheater

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[amber delta]

kim dong goon

[sleek harness]

I am not Rage Bait Cheater

Dumbass

Like

My name is Foolish Skaven

[long sigil]

wait you british?

you country same as franch

i use rage bait cheat too

[amber delta]

not british

worse

[frank sable]

Did they make Damnation much harder?

I can't seem to complete a single one

[amber delta]

if you are playing event, yes

[sleek harness]

I didn't even responded to that yet

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[amber delta]

dog soy face

[sleek harness]

You don't make a surprise party and then say that it's a surprise party at the door

[thick fog]

if you doing event yes

[frank sable]

I'm just doing quickplay

so who knows

I got zerg rush by 10 crushers man

[amber delta]

so probably event

yes thats event

[long sigil]

holy shit

epstein vs kim jung goon epic fight

https://youtu.be/qzRynYIuiFc?si=kdLV8ygfQ82_4RwC

The YouTube algorithm is fire

[sleek harness]

Bart Chinese I would insult you and this video but I have reached max insulting of you

If I keep going you might get angry and block me

So yeah

[long sigil]

booooooring

[thick fog]

then yes lmao

[sleek harness]

Is that a way of saying "please oh dear Mighty Skaven, keep calling me names"

[long sigil]

you cant hurt me with does weak english curse words

english curse word is so few

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[sleek harness]

너 진짜 최악이야

[long sigil]

섹스

[sleek harness]

엿이나 먹어라 이 개자식아

[long sigil]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ너무 약한 욕인데

[sleek harness]

By the way I am using a translator in my keyboard

Just making that clear

[long sigil]

wtf

if i can say the curse words

[somber stream]

annyeonghaseyo, jeoneun Lichto ibnida

[sleek harness]

Phones usually have that

[long sigil]

i will ban here

[sleek harness]

No, people usually get banned here for being too freaky

[long sigil]

i have many time out other games

[sleek harness]

Ching chong ching

[long sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-ching-cheng-hanji-chinese-chinese-tom-tom-and-jerry-gif-18775286

[somber stream]

Now that's racist

[long sigil]

nah it fun

also you know what

china food eat live rat baby

you must fear

[sleek harness]

I mean, we were just speaking Korean

Speaking a different language for a bit seems racist

[somber stream]

I was speaking Korean

Without using Hangul lmao

[sleek harness]

You are German

[somber stream]

naneun gamjaleul joh-ahae

[sleek harness]

Why are you speaking Korean

[long sigil]

why not

[somber stream]

I work with Korean on a daily basis

Minus weekends

[sleek harness]

Which Koreans

[long sigil]

huh

[sleek harness]

Theres north and south

[long sigil]

north fucker steal bit coin

[somber stream]

Kinda wish i get to work with best Korea ngl

[tawdry edge]

Kill the entirety of the west

[long sigil]

wtf

[sleek harness]

Wild West you mean?

Dang

My cowboys

[somber stream]

People be dissing the west while using internet

[elder merlin]

I forgot how good the animation for Fate was

[sleek harness]

I have no idea of which continent is west

Is it Texans

[sleek harness]

Paul what do you think about playing Darktide with me and Leanna and Bloober

Just like old times

Which you actually had time to play

Not old games

[tawdry edge]

So what

[cosmic burrow]

Of course i will

[tawdry edge]

It's still the cause for most of the worlds problem

[sleek harness]

West haters

[tawdry edge]

Always

[cosmic burrow]

How could i not hate the french

[feral vessel]

Don't, stop, girlypop.

[elder merlin]

When? Im going to bed soon

[sleek harness]

Oh west is French?

[long sigil]

wait

[sleek harness]

Cool

[tawdry edge]

The stupid phycus

[long sigil]

what is ur home country

[feral vessel]

It is a human right and human duty, right?
wait, hating isn't cool

[tawdry edge]

Guess

[feral vessel]

Don't hate, guys.

[long sigil]

israel?

[sleek harness]

When the update updates the unupdated Darktide

[tawdry edge]

I would kill myself if I was born in the root of all evil

[somber stream]

Bart, what's with you and Israel lately 💀

[feral vessel]

Yes.

That is me.

[feral vessel]

What?

[tawdry edge]

[long sigil]

china and israel act sus

[sleek harness]

Anyways how do you Americans feel about not being able to pay for a house?

[tawdry edge]

China > Israel

[feral vessel]

North Korea being held in higher regard than israel..

[astral basin]

Aaa

[sleek harness]

Skull

y

[feral vessel]

Never thought I'd see Kim make it big.

[tawdry edge]

Israel IS the root of all problems, so like
That's kinda easy

[long sigil]

kim jung goon is the master of gooon

this song really fire

[feral vessel]

CIA psyop

[tawdry edge]

You're telling me a crab gooned this rice?

[feral vessel]

clash royale is a CIA psyop

[long sigil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3ynKWEboA8&pp=ygUNa2ltIGpvbmcgZ29vbg%3D%3D

[feral vessel]

designed to get me to buy from big pharma

[tawdry edge]

Aaah I love CIA psyops

[feral vessel]

(to cure my depression induced by whatever the fuck Supercell is doing)

[long sigil]

cool

[feral vessel]

kill six billion de-

[sleek harness]

That's a low number

[long sigil]

maybe never born is best

[feral vessel]

Daemons, I guess?

[sleek harness]

Depressed

[tawdry edge]

Kill all stupid plants!!!!

[long sigil]

you not?

[feral vessel]

Noo, that would be mean.

[feral vessel]

I disagree.

[feral vessel]

That would include me.

[sleek harness]

I am not

Yet

It means I am safe

Not yall though

[feral vessel]

I don't want to die..

(please don't let me die)

[elder merlin]

Perhaps one day, when we are finally free

[tawdry edge]

What if I just kill every other stupid plant and let you live

[long sigil]

damn

[sleek harness]

What

[feral vessel]

That's still mean..

[long sigil]

what a pretty boi

doog

[sleek harness]

Favorism

[feral vessel]

UNKIND AND UNTRUE!!

[tawdry edge]

I'm mean

[feral vessel]

Some whipping ought to get you in shape.

Wait. Too kinky.

[astral basin]

You weirdos being weirdos?

[long sigil]

yes

[sleek harness]

Skully can I talk to you

[feral vessel]

I'm not a weirdo. I'm perfectly neurotypical.

[astral basin]

Uh oh

Wassup

[sleek harness]

Since you are the first person who analyze the chat

In DMs

[tawdry edge]

Worship me like a chaos lord

[feral vessel]

You lot gonna leave me here alone with Lynxiee?

locked in the Cage of Pain

[tawdry edge]

I have you for 3 minutes!!!!

[rain idol]

“Down with the west!” I say knowing damn well i’m living my best life over here

[feral vessel]

Hawt..

I'm starting to act like Missus. This is concerning.

[rain idol]

DARKTIDEEEEE LET ME HAVE IMG PERMS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[somber stream]

There was a trial period

Emphasis on was

[feral vessel]

Bad idea..

[rain idol]

Lammmeeee i wanna post the bullshit I save on Twitter

[feral vessel]

Go to zealot chat.

[rain idol]

Or better yet pictures of my models

[feral vessel]

Zealot chat is great.

[rain idol]

I would rather die

[feral vessel]

Zealot chat is also deadlock chat at times.

[somber stream]

I used to share random stuff here during that time to ngl

Also random sketches

[feral vessel]

Thanks for letting me know 'petal' is an appropriate honorific to use for you.

[rain idol]

Hah?

[feral vessel]

Petal..

[rain idol]

WHAT DOES PETAL MEAN?

Like GAS petal?

[tawdry edge]

At least you aint cursed like her

[tawdry edge]

Use the lore chat
I'm always using that place like my medias channel before asking lore stuff

[elder merlin]

When the heart last beats and our eyes lose their shine

[little marten]

TRAILER NOW

[sleek harness]

Paul I don't think heaven have Darktide

[amber delta]

trailer delayed for a week because it included scenes of knife combat and GW does not have a loisence to show it

[tawdry edge]

Genuinely what does heaven even have then

[little marten]

Muscular angels

[tawdry edge]

Muscular demons >

[little marten]

Oiled up and glistening in eternal light

[tawdry edge]

Laaaame

Eternal flame > light

[little marten]

😡

[tawdry edge]

Heaven is just copypasta Hell but inverted into being lame

[amber delta]

L take

[tawdry edge]

Heaven doesn't have Darktide therefore its mid

Heaven doesn't have metal music cause people say its satanic therefore Hell is better

Heaven has Helldivers 2 so its just slop therefore its lame

[feral vessel]

Heaven is just..

uh, eternal goonsesh.

God told me so.

We talked while playing chess or something last week.

Pinkie promise.

[tawdry edge]

Nuh uh thats Hell

Heaven is anti goon

Therefore its mid

[sleek harness]

Brainwashing you into forgetting everything that makes you bored

[sleek harness]

Why is this so high quality

[elder merlin]

I can finally sleep

[dull violet]

i just wanna give a quick shoutout to the guy that left after angering a demonhost

fuck him

[tawdry edge]

Without boredom you won't enjoy the qualities of life that gives you fun and joy.

Sounds like just forced feelings without the naturality of their occurance

I'm out smh

That's why Satan is much cooler

[tawdry edge]

Skill issue

[tawdry edge]

Doro instantly enhances the quality of anything she's in

[feral vessel]

Why would you do that?

Do it to me instead..

Oops. Too freaky.

[astral basin]

cough

[astral jungle]

Unfortunately. We’re too stupid to operate the gate.

[feral vessel]

This is true.

Do you actually play Nikke or are you a poser..

[tawdry edge]

Poser
I don't play stoopid gacha games

[feral vessel]

That's an awful sticker.

[sleek harness]

Can't wait for them to show Black Jack in the trailer for Tech Priest

[astral basin]

From lizard to plant
wh at ar e y ou

[tawdry edge]

You're an awful sticker!!

[feral vessel]

Never post a doro sticker again.

[sleek harness]

And also 3 new weapons for ogryn

[feral vessel]

Heretic..

[tawdry edge]

I hope they never release tech priest

[feral vessel]

A plant now.

[sleek harness]

I hope they do

After I get my money

[tawdry edge]

My OC is literally a Night Lord

[sleek harness]

So I can play it day one

[feral vessel]

siren test outside.

[feral vessel]

...ew

[tawdry edge]

Does it make it better she has Blood Angel gene-seed or worse

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[feral vessel]

Stolen Blood Angel gene-seed?

The irony..

[amber delta]

unironically makeing OCs what is this tumblr again

[stuck crescent]

Could be worse, could be krieg

[feral vessel]

europe, let's all make ocs together

[tawdry edge]

Yup, gene-seed comes from another OC of mine and the warband reused it

[stuck crescent]

No

[astral basin]

@whole glade night lords mentioned

[tawdry edge]

Being tumblr cringe is being free and happy

[obtuse oak]

no this is the 40k fandom

[tawdry edge]

I rather be cringe and corny than die kneeling

[obtuse oak]

making your own characters and subfactions and such is kind of

[stuck crescent]

Or krieg

[obtuse oak]

the entire point

of the whole thing

[feral vessel]

"I'd rather be cringe and happy than serious and emotionally equivalent to a brick."

[tawdry edge]

Homebrewing everything is what has kept fandoms alive for millenia now
And it will continue keeping it alive forever

[stuck crescent]

Soo a kriegsmen?

[feral vessel]

Quite a few people.

[tawdry edge]

I'm literally the dog with a spinny helmet meme and I'm fine with it cause I'm happy

[stuck crescent]

But especially kriegsmen

[feral vessel]

I have a kriegsman warband who're a bunch of rejects from the baseline krieg.

[astral basin]

In the 41st mullenian, the warp has spawned brony chapters

[feral vessel]

They're whimsy.

[amber delta]

I would agree 20 years ago, now it's all about capeshit primarchs and 5 chapters that get special treatment

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[feral vessel]

Sorta like Pyro from TF2

They act like that.

[tawdry edge]

That has been a thing even 20yrs ago

[feral vessel]

whimsy kriegsmen

[tawdry edge]

Acting like homebrewing hasn't been like that before is ignoring reality

[sleek harness]

From making badass OCs Astrates and some times humans to buying and collecting 500 dollars of minifigures for a army they will never play with

[amber delta]

primarchs were a footnote 20 years ago

[tawdry edge]

So what?

Doesn't stop people from being creative

[amber delta]

so it wasnt a thing 20 years ago

[tawdry edge]

And making their own content

[amber delta]

[long sigil]

finally

roguecore trailer

[astral basin]

vaguely premodern warfare
Gamers: Look theyre repping germans now!!
Historians: mf thats british/french/american

[long sigil]

https://youtu.be/NVycgbZfotE?si=RJmg0tRjWNK2oX2C

🔥

[tawdry edge]

Acting as if anything wasn't also a footnote back then but still people had fun

Smh

The whole point of the hobby is to have fun painting and making what you like

[amber delta]

so true

[frank sable]

Does curio power level mean anything?

[stuck crescent]

Unless its the krieg

[thick fog]

reject marine OCs, make john everyday 40k ocs

[tawdry edge]

Look man I know it's your entire gimmick being a Krieg hater but they genuinely do not care that you exists

[tawdry edge]

"Reject marines"
So like the poster boys of the entire media?

Smh

[amber delta]

yes

[stuck crescent]

That would require them to have an actual personality, I know. The test tub babies

[sleek harness]

Who do you care that exists

Does it include me?

[tawdry edge]

No
I'm a whore for space marines
I'm a chudette

[tawdry edge]

My girlfriend and my cat, anything else is irrelevant

[sleek harness]

Name every great chapter of the Space Wolves

[thick fog]

chudder

[astral basin]

Is this an alt?
I remember the user but ts is a day old account 🤔

[tawdry edge]

They do have personalities
And ngl it's way more interesting than the guys who won't stop crying about their dead planet that died 1k years ago

[stuck crescent]

Ew, space solves

[worn quail]

i am a chudling

[stuck crescent]

Not having a personality isn't a personality

[amber delta]

anyway my point was that current 40k sidelined homebrewing your own subfactions compared to before, I have my own paint schemes too im a cringe OCer

[tawdry edge]

Yeah I migrated accounts, I'll probably delete the OG one soon

[sleek harness]

Fair enough

What about

Family

[worn quail]

Who are you running from

[tawdry edge]

Servants

[worn quail]

[tawdry edge]

They literally haven't but alr

[tawdry edge]

Time

[worn quail]

dw im on my 8th acc

[feral vessel]

would you hate krieg less if they all thought that everything is a dream and they're not actually killing anyone or being killed

[tawdry edge]

Guy who's never read a Krieg novel

[feral vessel]

and liked doing dat

[sleek harness]

There was a bomb in your first account?

[feral vessel]

and they also has a personality

[stuck crescent]

Lyons is a bad writer, krieg books aren't good

[feral vessel]

Now that's just untrue.

[tawdry edge]

Yeah I made an improvised explosive device on that account and every time I log on it, 10 minutes are subtracted from the timer and one day it will explode

[feral vessel]

..walesman.

[tawdry edge]

Won't be there when it happens

[tawdry edge]

Me when I lie

[sleek harness]

Can I have your first account so can explode it

[tawdry edge]

No, you're not worthy of it

[sleek harness]

Why not

[stuck crescent]

Legitimately never enjoyed lyons

Vraks is overrated bolter porn

[tawdry edge]

Because you're not latinx

[feral vessel]

Then, that's a personal issue.

[sleek harness]

Latina or Latin

[delicate vapor]

[stuck crescent]

Krieg was ok

[feral vessel]

"Lyons is a bad writer." is stated like an object fact, which it isn't, because his writing is fine.

I figure you don't like his works because of the subject matter.

[amber delta]

latinsex

[delicate vapor]

Peep the pfp

[feral vessel]

big booty latinas

[tawdry edge]

You're lucky my gf kinda likes you or else I'd send Doro punching stickers to your dms

[stuck crescent]

I don't enjoy bolter porn

[tawdry edge]

Yes.

[delicate vapor]

I don’t even know your gf

[feral vessel]

Me neither..

[astral basin]

The main thing Ik about homebrew 40k
They have to vaguely fall under wysiwyg rules
Like if you wanna do an iron fists subchapter, the named characters under that rule set has to be identifiable as that.
The rest of the squad can be skittles marines, so long as you aren’t breaking rules caste or trying to change up mid tourney

[tawdry edge]

She knows you.

[sleek harness]

Merp that's very insulting for a Brazilian like me

[delicate vapor]

Yeah maybe because she LOOKS into our dms

[tawdry edge]

You aren't brazilian

[tawdry edge]

Kinda untrue
Most rules for homebrewing a chapter can be ignored for the rule of cool
It just depends if you want to be a lore nerd and make them fit the canon narrative

[stuck crescent]

And everyone of his books is the exact same, because he never actually tries anything

[tawdry edge]

[stuck crescent]

Death rider was infinitely better than anything from lyons

[amber delta]

oh yeah youre from brazil? name every brazillian

[tawdry edge]

Donisvaldo

There

[teal token]

Is the event there yet?

[tawdry edge]

No

Get out of here moid

[astral basin]

Yeah no skaven being brazilian is like
Obscure twice mentioned lore for him

[tawdry edge]

No I deny that fact

I do not want to share a nationality with that chud

[teal token]

Never?

[sleek harness]

I am

Dumbass

[astral basin]

@sleek harness need you to sniff them out. You have countrymen to execute
Not just the countrymen, but the countrywomen and countrychildren too

[tawdry edge]

Nuh uh

Prove it

[amber delta]

say something in brazillian

[tawdry edge]

I already did that

[astral basin]

…

“Say something in brazilian”

I

Kill me

[sleek harness]

My grandpa got assaulted and had his wallet stolen while he was close to a bank

[tawdry edge]

Its called portuguese you chud

[amber delta]

so you are portuguese

hah fake country

[tawdry edge]

Ok and? That could be the US still in downtown Detroit

[tepid spire]

okay, expeditioms seem cool

[tawdry edge]

I hope you're just ragebaiting

[tepid spire]

not chaos wastes, but it's something

[little marten]

TRAILER NOW

[upbeat basin]

Is kinda like "open world" then?

[sleek harness]

It was in São Paulo

[amber delta]

you wont know until you are successfully baited

[tawdry edge]

"Is kinda open world"

gamemode that isn't open world

[upbeat basin]

Couldn't find any other word in english right now

[tawdry edge]

Okay now say something only a brazilian would understand in portuguese

[little marten]

Hank said it’s like smaller HD2 maps interconnected by shops

[astral basin]

“Say something alabaman”
I have 2 step fathers, and my younger fellow womb growths ‘kept it in the family’ until they were 16

[teal token]

Closed world

[upbeat basin]

Ohhh

[sleek harness]

Vai tomar no seu cú

[teal token]

[tawdry edge]

A real brazilian would never put the ' in the "cu"

You're a fake

A fraud

[sleek harness]

I was teached right sorry

[teal token]

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