general-chat

[green vector]

some of the shit i read here is funny

[hidden whale]

no way, pysker and hive scum are top 2

[little marten]

I actually think it sounds pretty awesome

From a longevity standpoint too

[thin wagon]

New weapons not new enough well damn

[naive jungle]

nah vet has regen grenades and dual sword uncanny

psyker is the 1st tho for sure

[digital fulcrum]

yam u need to stop masterbaiting

[hidden whale]

hive scum has the top melee dps in the entire game

[molten matrix]

shh

[obtuse oak]

you played hd2 right @little marten? that's what it reminded me of the most, especially regarding the open map, the objectives that you fight over, and collecting pickups that you want to extract with.

[little marten]

Is he blind?

[naive jungle]

i never said vet beats HS in melee dmg?

[little marten]

OHHHHH

[molten matrix]

i need my power axe and ogryn sledgehammer

[split mauve]

and the top ranged dps

[little marten]

That makes complete sense

[naive jungle]

i said vet is overall stronger than HS

[hidden whale]

yea can compete with inferno psyker sometimes

[thin wagon]

In what way does a sledgehammer differ from the role of the pickaxe. Genuinely

[elder merlin]

I just want a pair of gauntlets for Ogryn, please fatshark

[little marten]

Damn that’s potentially kinda exciting for tides level design going forwards tbf

[naive jungle]

vet with dueling sword and plasma can deal with any situation

[split mauve]

dueling sword ain't even all that

[molten matrix]

also @digital fulcrum patrols in darktide for the first time since vt2

[thin wagon]

Im a power Falchion stan

[digital fulcrum]

are there gonna be class talent changes

[naive jungle]

power falchion just makes me want to use relic blade tbh

[obtuse oak]

right. so it's like you play on a HD2 map, but smaller, and you can traverse from one map to another with a shop inbetween. and then every time you do that, the mission gets more difficult, but you also find more places to loot for tech remnant stuff.

[split mauve]

does the shop sell boons

[whole glade]

me and my buddy are making lore for our armies :3c

[molten matrix]

hopefully the patchnotes are revealed soon

or atleast the changes alongside expeditions and packmaster

[hidden whale]

idk if youve seen how insane rampage shivs are

[digital fulcrum]

I expect everyone to be jumping at them tbh

[hidden whale]

top sustained elite and boss killing in the game

[naive jungle]

i have, i still believe vet is slightly better

[obtuse oak]

obv darktide doesnt have a ship bay to upgrade with samples like hd2 so instead the meta progression is that you unlock different maps/biomes/hazards/whatever you wanna call them to play on.

[naive jungle]

somehow i think you guys are interpreting that as "hs sucks" lol

[little marten]

I will defo give it a try unlike uh what’s the mortis thing

I’ve never done that

[hidden whale]

if we're talking versatility and ease of play, maybe vet is better, but hive scum kill literally everything to levels that vet cant

[wooden creek]

Are the new cosmetics cool?

[thin wagon]

Wow dude, you're saying hive scum sucks? (Kidding lol)

[wraith phoenix]

They better be cool

[split mauve]

desperado scum is maybe the easiest gameplay in the game

[hidden whale]

its tough cause I think vet is third strongest

[green vector]

games lantern is down

[cosmic burrow]

Mortis is very mindless fun

[digital fulcrum]

ranged hvs is same tier as psyker
melee & chemist hvs is same tier as vet

[thin wagon]

Ogryn strongest there is!

[hidden whale]

okay guide is here imma stop having opinions now lol

[split mauve]

ranged hivescum also breaks mortis in two

[hazy kestrel]

500 Nuclear boxes of hurt.

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

[split mauve]

it's hilarious how much a ranged hivescum gains compared to like every other class

[dire kayak]

none of the classes suck

[hazy kestrel]

I love tanking the framerate to PowerPoint levels

[strange lichen]

Anyone up for a game on havoc

[thin wagon]

Yeah this aint an NSFW game

[dire kayak]

i never get the right perks to do that

[elder merlin]

No, they're free

[naive jungle]

i can agree to that. ranged hs is absurd with desperado allowing you to auto dodge all ranged attacks lol

[hazy kestrel]

One day you will

It’s very funny. Highly recommend

[molten matrix]

desperado pickpocket needle gun might be the most opressive playstyle in the game

[naive jungle]

nah thats flame psyker

[elder oasis]

Desperado on needle is very funny

[elder merlin]

[naive jungle]

try the LFG groups on the sidebar further down

[elder oasis]

Completely unnecessary, but it lets you do the memes on hordes and crusher packs without a care

[strange lichen]

Thx

[elder oasis]

I feel thats less because the staff is op and more that the balance the game tries at high level forces the psykers hand towards it due to infinite cleave and safety

[naive jungle]

the staff is sort of OP by nature of not having any sort of ammo economy IMO but thats foundational to the fun of the class so idk how you would fix it tbh

in addition to the crazy stagger on light attack too

[digital fulcrum]

psyker would be a balanced class if their toughness was 50 instead of 125

[thick fog]

the real glasscannon

and only 35 health

[digital fulcrum]

nah health can stay the same

[hidden trout]

its literally both though

[thick fog]

just one tap them with a barrel

[digital fulcrum]

ok that woud be based yes

[hidden trout]

it has infinite cleave
a high damage long lasting dot which is insane amounts of total damage
tons of stagger

[digital fulcrum]

but would rather tweak explosive dmg vs psyker specifically

[hidden trout]

put that on any class and they just tear shit up because its fucking OP

[elder oasis]

I actually dont think its ammo economy is a huge deal. Other classes (vet and scum really) can accomplish very close to infinite ammo. Infinite ammo is more a quality of life aspect then smth that makes it op.

But my opinion is worthless so whatever

[austere prism]

If FS adds a playable Kroot Mercenary id buy everything in the premium shop

[naive jungle]

if you had another player eating up ammo instead of having infinite, the ammo economy would become a lot more important to the other classes that already have to balance it a bit

also certain weapons just eat up ammo so it restricts what you can freely use

like shredder pistol only works on HS

[hidden trout]

its the strength of the weapon juxtaposed with its ammo economy
rumbler spam is really really strong but super ammo hungry

[naive jungle]

agreed

[elder oasis]

Yeah flamer on zealot is a common choice for the infinite cleave and its dot is worse and has less talent nodes dedicated to it

[naive jungle]

also the high peril causing increased damage and crit chance is also a big factor

[hidden trout]

having the best of both worlds just makes it OP

[elder oasis]

Infinite cleave scales so well into harder cotent

[naive jungle]

the game sort of shot itself in the foot by increasing armored enemy counts instead of just adding more specialists and elites to create difficulty that way

[elder oasis]

For a similar reason grenades that leave pools of smth become more and more valuable as they just kill more as hordes increase in size

[digital fulcrum]

we shud nerf psyker toughness from 125 to 50
dewit

[hidden trout]

they did both

they literally did both

[naive jungle]

it shoehorns everyone into using only stuff that works against flak and carapace

[digital fulcrum]

commit the funny

[naive jungle]

they need like 10 more IMO and take away spams of 1 type

[hidden trout]

have you not rolled up to a room and been greeted by 30 dreg ragers

[wintry hemlock]

When expedition drops

[naive jungle]

i have, you arent getting my point i think

[elder oasis]

Perchance

[hidden trout]

cant say yet
youll find out tomorrow

[austere prism]

Modifiers that reduce enemy density but make them a lot more dangerous individuals would be cool

[jagged garnet]

Just had the best game of my life on 4 bar difficulty. Randoms that actually functioned like a coherent team it was crazy

[hidden trout]

not modifiers
changes to the base game

[naive jungle]

that would be interesting for sure

nah not base game, having tons of hordes is fun

[wintry hemlock]

After zealot rework did they buff zealot or still the same?

[elder oasis]

Instead of crusher patrols its a plogryn patrol

[naive jungle]

game needs varience

[hidden trout]

the 3 steps to unshittifying the game are

1. reduce player power
2. reduce enemy count
3. make them more individually threatening (via new attacks and tactics)

[austere prism]

Would certainly make lesser used weapons like Vigilant autoguns show up more i think

[hidden trout]

skipping even one means it all falls apart

but doing nothing is just letting the wound festers and gets worse

[molten matrix]

inb4 crusher with a pommel strike that acts like a bulwark shield bash into overhead

[digital fulcrum]

vig auto is good now

[whole glade]

so is the new mode like a extraction shooter?

[tired compass]

From a DT veteran perspective: "I’ll say this. Expeditions is the biggest injection of game crashes in the game since launch"

[hidden trout]

i mean things like dreg ragers having something like a slayer leap or something

[elder oasis]

Its hd2 but its secretly chaos wastes

[molten matrix]

how would that work tho

[hidden trout]

i heavily disagree with victor on this

[austere prism]

Well yeah but why use it when Plasma gun is better for the kind of game darktide is

I love the vig auto

[feral vessel]

Rats.

[hidden trout]

fym
he leaps in and does an attack to start an engagement
and itll be fine because we reduced enemy counts so you dont have 30 of them doing this

[molten matrix]

i mean animation wise

[dire kayak]

merpy

[molten matrix]

it would look a bit jank

[feral vessel]

morp

[digital fulcrum]

plasma is op & needs nerf

[hidden trout]

they would make an animation for it

[tired compass]

why

[dire kayak]

haiii merpy

[hidden trout]

because plasma is boring as shit

[feral vessel]

Nobody told me Cyberpunk Edgerunners was this hard..

Went this hard.

Sorry.

[green vector]

cyberpunk edgegooner

[molten matrix]

mauler with a block into counter

inb4 we revert to plague monks and stormblights

[thick fog]

Mauler with chainaxe and shield

[digital fulcrum]

I wish block was better in this game

[thick fog]

[feral vessel]

goyling

[digital fulcrum]

cole u shud gaslight them into making block better

[feral vessel]

You're the most goy goy I've ever seen goy.

[tired compass]

Victor is the goat, we should trust him, but there will be A LOT OF LUA CRASHES holy

[molten matrix]

its a consious decision by fatshark is my guess

darktide is focused on dodging vt2 blocking

[modest flume]

I miss that short while when our shoves were supercharged

[thick coyote]

To not ruin the impact

[elder oasis]

He drinks a can of redbull, then flies at you

[modest flume]

That felt so good

[thick coyote]

You can thank us later

[molten matrix]

man so many people are testers

[digital fulcrum]

except me ofc

[molten matrix]

an me

we should fuse into gotenks

[thick coyote]

And me

[feral vessel]

That scares me.

[elder oasis]

And me

[thick coyote]

[molten matrix]

so we can double our testing stupidity

[feral vessel]

A lot of the way that people talk about the anime scares me.

[thick coyote]

I would be a horrible play tester

[elder oasis]

Wait a second

[thick coyote]

[feral vessel]

Like, tfym you mean 'prepare for trauma'

[hidden whale]

play test?

I would jump into every wall

1000 times

[elder oasis]

Hope you are a Mario fan

[feral vessel]

What-

Oh! Right, I know what you're referring to, I think.

[elder oasis]

Lets a go (your life will be ruined)

[feral vessel]

I got flashed by a spoiler clip on youtube shorts like a year ago.

I think I know.

[elder oasis]

Damn

My fave part is the "who the fuck are you" line

Chat is dead

I killed chat

[jagged garnet]

Chat is alive

[dire kayak]

tomorrow is a very important day

[thick coyote]

You monster

[river ingot]

everyday is very important

[feral vessel]

i might even

boot up darktide

after a month

Damn!

I'm talking about Darktide in general-chat.

Someone put me down.

[jagged garnet]

Live every day like it’s the single most important day of your life

Stress 100

[river ingot]

if the day wasnt important why not just bedrot

[austere prism]

If Kroot ever get added i want them to have a conversation where one of the rejects berates them for being cannibals and the Kroot points out Corpse Starch

[feral vessel]

At least corpse starch has algae.

What do the uncultured Kroot have to say for themselves?

[elder oasis]

When they add kroot they also should add the ability to eat downed allies instead of picking them up lmao

Jk

[fair bridge]

WE ARE SO BACK

[elder oasis]

You mean the new game mode?

[glacial shoal]

hey folks

what up

[austere prism]

Its a sign of respect in their culture

[naive jungle]

being uncultured is a part of culture lol

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae?

[misty trench]

not that many tbh

[austere prism]

Also they absolutely have tons of culture

[glacial shoal]

not much

[molten matrix]

People i didnt know were

[naive jungle]

my dad is a tester

[stuck crescent]

👍

[molten matrix]

So to me it seems like it

[rain pilot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/trippy-spinning-cat-u-ii-a-io-ui-i-o-EqPEG4siZNHCjLtJjf

[naive jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/piratesoftware-pirate-roach-fingerwag-nuh-uh-gif-958198744549946882

[oak nexus]

guh

[austere prism]

The greatest insult a Kroot can throw at you is calling you "inedible"

[oak nexus]

Beef are you down for some more mortis later

[naive jungle]

im always down for mortis

[oak nexus]

BASED BASED!?

[little marten]

FatShark make me a play tester

[green vector]

oh look its king chud

[oak nexus]

honestly dont know what chud means but I support the slander

[stuck crescent]

Opposite of chad?

[elder oasis]

I think you mean the greatest blizzard coder to ever live/j

[green vector]

pretty much

[elder oasis]

Not technically

[stuck crescent]

He worked at blizzard, if you didn't know

[south valve]

He's not a narcissist, he's way too good for that

[elder oasis]

Id define the word but i think its against server rules

[green vector]

cannibalistic human underground dweller

[elder oasis]

Thats good

[twilit python]

a chud is the kind of dude who wears wraparound shades and makes videos in his car

[ancient violet]

Snipers who spawn 5 miles away from you: 😈

[glacial shoal]

now i'm hungry

[oak nexus]

I am unfamiliar with this archetype
guh

is it like the new version of someone yappin over csgo surf

but its in a car

[ember nimbus]

i didnt even know chud was an acronym for the longest time

thank you ted

[ancient violet]

The kind of guy who opens a door for a woman and then expects sex from them

[oak nexus]

oh

[ancient violet]

Truly, Nurgle's most loyal

[green vector]

its a movie from 1984

[ember nimbus]

im from 1996

i dont watch everything

[green vector]

95 gang

[green vector]

why not u fuck

[elder oasis]

My friend wants the next class to be servitor

[ember nimbus]

i just cant

[oak nexus]

flyyy little servitor

[ember nimbus]

i just ordered some bk

[ancient violet]

The kind of guy who sees a woman at a coffee shop minding her own business and asks why the "Feminist agenda" won't let him see her feet

[ember nimbus]

excited for those nugs

[glacial shoal]

i've held the door open for a good few people since moving to where I am now and i've come to the conclusion that at least in my area, the only group of people who on average don't even give you a glance as you hold the door for them are dudes around my age (18-early/mid 20s, i'm 22)

[south valve]

I get a weird feeling you've met someone like this

[green vector]

in england its usually old fucks who do that

[ancient violet]

It happens all the time on the Twitter

[glacial shoal]

surprisingly every single senior person i've held the door open for here has been very thankful for it

[ancient violet]

The kind of guy who constantly says "no homo" when he gives another guy a hug

[elder oasis]

Dummy should just go to the beach like the other freaks

[oak nexus]

I LOVE HELPIN PEOPLE
SMALL ACTS OF KINDNESS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT

[glacial shoal]

but like

[jaunty path]

I only help if i get something back in return like "thank you"

if u dont say that ur skin is already gone

[ember nimbus]

demanding gratitude is pretty dumb

[ancient violet]

The kind of guy who makes 30+ hours long videos projecting their insecurities onto others

[elder oasis]

Okay but like I do this and also am gay af so maybe thats too general

[ember nimbus]

in general

[south valve]

Back in my day, we didn't even have skin

[jaunty path]

ok but I need my good girl points

[elder oasis]

Back in my day, we didnt have cell walls

[green vector]

painted like 57

[ember nimbus]

this cold world will break you

[jaunty path]

67

[green vector]

get to bed you old fuck

[south valve]

Death.

[jaunty path]

it has

[jaunty path]

why

[ancient violet]

The kind of guys who wonder why they can't find a date while at the same time thinking women can't make decisions on their own will

[south valve]

You're dying too, Conrad

[oak nexus]

wuh

[ancient violet]

Wow, I wonder why I have said WOMAN soo many times

[ember nimbus]

shouldve used female instead

[jaunty path]

Me: Does something kind even tho i dont need to
also me: gets nothing in return.
Me as well: ON THE LIST IT IS....

[oak nexus]

Orcka I fear you have been too close to the sun and by sun I mean dredges of society

[jaunty path]

I helped a lady get her car out the snow once

[ancient violet]

🟥

[jaunty path]

got 10 dollars for that :3

[hidden whale]

explode

[glacial shoal]

if I try to hold the door open to the gym for some dumbfuck college kid with the cheapest looking pair of workout walmart headphones on his dented head the dumb bastard won't even spare a glance in my direction while he just flies past me looking down at his phone

[ember nimbus]

whats the deal with these "females" amirite?

[green vector]

dented head lmfao

[oak nexus]

the VENOM in this 😭

[hidden whale]

doormogged by an ignoremaxxer

[jaunty path]

yea deez feMAULS are ruining my day..

[hidden whale]

hes on his grindset while ur seething

[elder oasis]

I think its a cultural norm for older generations. But i agree in the sense that if gratitude is universally expected then you remove the capacity for people to genuinely express it. It becomes simply a repeated phrase with no meaning. More a means to end the interaction then words with real meaning behind them

[glacial shoal]

I have decided that I will no longer hold the door open for a college age kid unless he's right next to me and it'd be even more rude to just let the door slam in his face even though he probably deserves it for having the mental capacity of a walnut without his phone

[ember nimbus]

this guy gets it

[elder oasis]

Like how when people say bless you they dont actually mean anything by it, its practiced rather then deliberate

[glacial shoal]

I thought my headphone dent was bad man lmao

[fluid gust]

if youre holding a door and expecting anything in return just dont bother holding it

cause you're doing it for a reason other than good

[jaunty path]

You can also just kill him

[ember nimbus]

i hold the door open not because i expect a "thank you"

but because helping people makes me feel good

inherently

[oak nexus]

based based based

[glacial shoal]

it's a two way street

[jaunty path]

I have a habit of holding doors open for everyone

[fluid gust]

exactly

[glacial shoal]

I can enjoy helping people while also at least being looked at

[fluid gust]

you gettin it

[jaunty path]

I do it like every time

[hidden whale]

no that a door not a street

[glacial shoal]

ya got me

[strange pumice]

so do we know when expeditions might come out

[jaunty path]

I do it cuz it makes me feel good and habit

i don't do it to genuinely get a thank you but like

[glacial shoal]

I do too for the most part

[hidden whale]

I hold doors for people so I can bait them and get their gun if they die on entry

[jaunty path]

ppl say thank you almost every time

[naive jungle]

god damn that is accurate as hell

[ember nimbus]

i think its fine to be upset at a lack of gratitude, but to expect it is lunacy

[shy sandal]

Soon ™

[jaunty path]

When someone holds the door open they need to pay the thank you tax

[strange pumice]

sighh

[hidden whale]

this sounds like some shit northernlion would say

[green vector]

i just shout your welcome when someone doesnt say ty to me holding a door

wankers

[glacial shoal]

yeah like 95% of the time they do say thanks so i'm just complaining about the people who are the drones of society anyway

[south valve]

That's an amazing pfp btw

[jaunty path]

People who don't say thank you aren't seen again after

[strange pumice]

it’s literally me

for eel

[glacial shoal]

pov you after the assassin I hired on the black market fucking oblierates you with a 50 cal sniper because you didn't say thank you when I held the door open for you at subway

[strange pumice]

wait i just noticed urs

[naive jungle]

mine is superior and shows peak male fashion

[strange pumice]

oh my goodness

[naive jungle]

awwww wrong reply

[south valve]

I'm gonna start using for eel now

[naive jungle]

now i look bad 🙁

[ember nimbus]

FORK REED

[glacial shoal]

wait that pfp actually is pretty sick lemon

[green vector]

wtf is for eel

[glacial shoal]

I like it

[strange pumice]

thank you dwarf man…

[oak nexus]

eeling

[south valve]

I made it myself :3

[strange pumice]

for eel dewd

[shy sandal]

I usually don't say "Thank you" , i just nod my head and do the hand thing

[green vector]

oh

[glacial shoal]

ya not a problem, I love cool pfps

[green vector]

lmao

[south valve]

For eel

[glacial shoal]

no catfish

[jaunty path]

oh that is a thing they do as well

but im realistically expecting money so I take a little dip in their wallet at light speed and get a few hundred dollars per person

:3

[glacial shoal]

holy moly

missus has the speedforce??????

[jaunty path]

I am unmatched

Why is NO ONE IN THE FUCKING FURRY SERVER AT 5PM

MOTHERFUCKERS

[glacial shoal]

huh

[shy sandal]

Average american when you say "No, i don't want to tip" 🥀

[jaunty path]

GET OFF WORK AND PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2

[glacial shoal]

pov the owner when you tell them they could just pay their workers a good wage and not make them rely on tips

[shy sandal]

Community servers are dead af

[jaunty path]

no the hell they aint

i go on this shit regularly

[sleek harness]

It's 6PM

[shy sandal]

"Wdym i can't give them 1 cent per hour and make them beg for the rest of their salary?"

[glacial shoal]

[elder oasis]

Freaking east coaster

[glacial shoal]

it's 5 pm on east coast

skaven lives in a fake place like nova scotia

or somewhere in that time zone

[sleek harness]

Brazil

[elder oasis]

Could be new brunswick

[glacial shoal]

ok you win don't take me to brazil plz

[elder oasis]

The maritimes is the REAL EAST COAST

yall are west

[sleek harness]

Thats like

Racist

[elder oasis]

I dont make the rules

I just violently enforce them

[sleek harness]

Why don't you want to come to my home

[glacial shoal]

I was referencing the meme format of people being yoinked to brazil with giant blocky text on the screen

[elder oasis]

Because its kinds cramped and underground

[glacial shoal]

arbites larper first step accomplished

[elder oasis]

But also they are a dwarf, they hate skaven

[shy sandal]

Crime, Violence and worst of all.... Bbno$

[oak nexus]

huh

[sleek harness]

So you don't know the actual reasons to not come to Brazil

[sleek harness]

No that's Russia

[elder oasis]

Russia is big and cold

[glacial shoal]

I can guess actual reasonings but I don't know anything for a fact

[sleek harness]

Big if they used all their territory

They don't

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Country recism

[green vector]

one of the highest crime rates in the world for a start

nty

[glacial shoal]

[sleek harness]

Don't let 8 year old memes decide what is bad about a country

[sleek harness]

Aham cool

Anyways

[green vector]

i give u a reason and u ignore it

[elder oasis]

Thats like claiming all of america is cramped because of their cities. Russia is big and cold, you can totally wander into the winter wasteland anytime you want

[sleek harness]

That's common knowledge ngl

I bet in yall schools they teach that Brazil sucks because crime

[glacial shoal]

I also didn't actually mean anything by it and was just referencing the meme, I would say the same thing in an alternate reality where it's the netherlands instead of brazil in that meme format

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

CAT

[sleek harness]

Would you?

[elder oasis]

I dont recall ever learning about brazil in school

[green vector]

no schools dont teach us anything about brazil lmao

looked it up myself

[oak nexus]

rigby cat my beloved

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp

[glacial shoal]

account made on march 10th and joined on march 10th

[elder oasis]

Only if my cabin in the middle of nowhere can get wifi lmao

[sleek harness]

Is it cable connection

[green vector]

sent me a friend req

[oak nexus]

they just really like darktide :

[dire kayak]

i regret mrrping at them

[elder oasis]

But russia does have people who live out there. Technically russia has the coldest areas humans live normally in beyond like scientists at the poles

[glacial shoal]

yep same

oops

[glacial shoal]

yep same

[green vector]

[glacial shoal]

maybe the true clanker was me......

all along......

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew dwarves were advanced

I thought they likd

[elder oasis]

Idk

[sleek harness]

Used to mine rocks with iron axes

[glacial shoal]

is it worth it to ping wardens over the clanker friend requesting us

prolly not

but idk

[oak nexus]

id say yea

@obtuse oak can you shoot them please and thank 🙂

[green vector]

ping everyone

[elder oasis]

Im also making a new friend

[shy sandal]

"Hey, can you help me test a game me and my friends are maki-"

Die

[glacial shoal]

<@&735928989146939404> help we have a clanker running amok trying to steal our vbucks by friend requesting us

[ember nimbus]

yes it is

i got one banned just this week

[elder oasis]

Abominable intelligence is illegal

Mercy sanction authorized

[ember nimbus]

https://support.fatshark.se/hc/en-us/requests/new

[glacial shoal]

i'm sorry to say this but back when that scam was first running amok I was like 17 and actually fell for it cause it was a friend's account I hadn't spoken to in a long time

[oak nexus]

what is that for?

[thick coyote]

Brazil sucks because crime

[hidden whale]

among us

[glacial shoal]

that's how dwarf lost his OG discord account

[green vector]

based

[sleek harness]

I don't think Aquila, Nategore, Sequens and The One True Skeleton needed to be pinged for this

[shy sandal]

It's okay man, everyone falls for it once

[sleek harness]

Just Hank

[elder oasis]

You arent a hive scum main then

Arbites coded response

[rain sparrow]

Why isn’t the premium shop resetting ?

[glacial shoal]

ok fair point, I will only at the hank man next time

[sleek harness]

Patience

[glacial shoal]

[ember nimbus]

best guess is update next week

[thick coyote]

Update soon

[ember nimbus]

happened with arby update too

[glacial shoal]

learn with experience or what have you

[sleek harness]

Or Aquilas

Hank or Aquilas

[glacial shoal]

oh aquila too yea

[rain sparrow]

0_0

I’m addicted

[thick coyote]

I keep saying Arbites is mid, don't ever compare me to Arbites

[rain sparrow]

I need more drip

[thick coyote]

[rain sparrow]

Can’t wait

[sleek harness]

Nategore maybe some times

He cool guy

[rain sparrow]

I’ll get withdrawals

[mint thistle]

Expeditions seem cool and all, but what would be the cherry on top would be the store rotating again to put the Inquisitorial Agent sets on sale again.

[elder oasis]

Badmouthing arbites. Mandated edict: a good kicking

[sleek harness]

Mid-mid

[thick coyote]

Come closer

[shy sandal]

They want to coincide it with the update, like they usually do

[elder oasis]

Dont flirt with me thx

[thick coyote]

Arbites still mid

[sleek harness]

I don't think the act of breaking your bones and crushing your head is flirting ngl

[thick coyote]

[ember nimbus]

pretty judgy if you ask me

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[elder oasis]

Yeah I'm not flirting they are

[shy sandal]

To be fair, i have never heard you say you liked a class or a weapon before.

[sleek harness]

Teue

True

He doesn't he shares his opinion like us

[vapid matrix]

Hello.

[urban beacon]

Omg finally some content soon™

[thick coyote]

I'm pretty sure I've Arby's is mid a solid amount of times
At least 20

[vapid matrix]

When

[urban beacon]

And they mentioned replayability being a factor

[urban beacon]

Idfk probably 2 months

[sleek harness]

No

Never saw it

[thick coyote]

57 times actually

[oak nexus]

do you like ogryn over arbi

[sleek harness]

Seems like you aren't part of the community

Outsider

[thick coyote]

Yes 100% of the time

[hidden trout]

Cant say but youll find out when tomorrow

[tired inlet]

he wouldn't be an egoist if he did; that'd make him a spook according to Max Stirner

[vapid matrix]

Maybe I should visit fatshark when it’s dark

[tired inlet]

fatdark in the darkshark tider

[shy sandal]

I prefer any class, as long as my teammate doesn't immediately quit as soon as they get downed

[vapid matrix]

Why tomorrow

[shy sandal]

Playing auric and damnation is a pain because of that

[oak nexus]

trailer tomorrow

[vapid matrix]

Alfred didn’t told me

[shy sandal]

SOON ™

[vapid matrix]

@sleek harness shame on u

[sleek harness]

I don't know you

What do you want from me

[urban beacon]

I've done this sometimes

Usually it's shame

Or just exhausted from failure

[urban beacon]

But people who do it because they want their stupid flawless thing are dumb

[shy sandal]

If you're feeling burnt out, take a break.

Forcing yourself to play the game amd then quitting due to stress just makes the experience worst for everyone... Including you 🫵

[urban beacon]

I haven't played in months dw

Not ragequitting anyone's games atm

I might return for expeditions depending on how good the replayaility is

[ember nimbus]

that whopper hit the spot

[urban beacon]

If we talking like, chaos Wastes, then... 🩸

[hidden trout]

The media embargo drops tomorrow, so youll start to see videos from content creators showcasing it
I have a couple recordings of runs ready to post myself

[broken cave]

considering the new update will have open sightlines, hopefully vet will finally get sniper weapons

[hidden trout]

Infantry lasguns feel really good to use there

[odd shadow]

AT BKKKKKKK HAVE IT YOUR WAY YOU RULEEE!!!

[hazy kestrel]

What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

But I agree.

[hidden trout]

I was running exe stance inflas with dclaw

[hazy kestrel]

Vet needs a new ranged weapon badly

[shy sandal]

The most miserable time i had in this game was forcing myself to unlock auric on Zealot.

Zealot if definitely not my playstyle and i was on a loosing streak.

After that, i decided i didn't want to stress while playing the game anymore, and eventually unlocked auric for all classes naturally

[thick coyote]

*infantry lasgun feels really good

[hazy kestrel]

Heavy mg from the class art has been taunting us for 3 years

[thick coyote]

[hidden trout]

Most vets only use like 3 of them

[broken cave]

Bitch you ain’t Dagoth Ur

[hidden trout]

People pretend that helbore isnt real despite it 2 shotting crushers

[south valve]

Have you ever seen Personman and Dagoth Ur in the same room together?

[hidden trout]

And one shotting everything else

[shy sandal]

Me trying my best to make Hellbore work cause i want to do Vostroyan larping

[hidden trout]

Helbore is hella strong
I can send a build

[green vector]

helbore is strong as fuck

tf

[amber delta]

wtf how do u 2 tap crushers with helbore

send me build pls

[oak nexus]

can you just post it in vet please

[sleek harness]

Aim for the head

Duh

[hidden trout]

https://youtu.be/Mv9aRrDIlfw

[sleek harness]

Aiming is a important characteristic for FPS games

[hidden trout]

You can also one shot bulwarks with it
Which is nice because you can shoot over their shield with it if you jump

[hidden trout]

All of this is havoc 40 btw

So like 50% more elite hp

[thick coyote]

Because Helbore Mk4 is the hardest hitting ranged weapon in the game

• Vet being vet

[shy sandal]

I've been trying it out. Got tired of running plasma gun/boltgun/recon lasgun over and over again.

[amber delta]

that I believe but I didnt know you can get so much rending for carapace

[green vector]

is that u?

[hidden trout]

Except you dont use rending

Its just raw damage

[hidden trout]

No thats a.a

[amber delta]

[hidden whale]

are u a.a

[oak nexus]

cursed emote

and name

[ember nimbus]

anyone else see the cave story rap walkthrough?
this shit rocks

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtEPz7pWO1AXLRlsUjbjXhyd9I-24zaJo

[hidden trout]

Exe stance plus a couple damage nodes and marksman focus just make it chunk
Helbore scales super hard with finesse so marksman focus is just so much fucking damage

[hidden whale]

oh boy

[odd shadow]

So expeditions is just chaos waste 40k

[hidden whale]

I cant wait to first time a new build in havoc

[odd shadow]

[hidden whale]

:>

[amber delta]

very nice gonna go try it now and fail miserably

[hidden trout]

Plus tunnel vision, exe stance regen and stun immunity means you can outright ignore a couple melee hits in auric

As long as its not a horde you can face tank it

[green vector]

how do make it so my fov doesnt go to 30 when i use exec stance

[hidden trout]

Mods

[thick coyote]

Watch out
You'll be shot by the automod if you keep saying that

[green vector]

do u know which one

[hidden trout]

Its not

[hidden trout]

No but you can probably search around on nexus

[green vector]

aight

[oak nexus]

just lock in

[hidden whale]

wait wtf you need max height vet

LOL

[hidden trout]

Yeah lmao

Goomba stomp those bulwarks

[green vector]

you dont have all your chars max height?

beta

[hidden trout]

Its so stupid lmao

[plain token]

so when does the trailer come out for the new game mode?

[oak nexus]

tomorrow

[hidden trout]

Tomorrow

[thick coyote]

There's any height other than max?

[hidden whale]

no I made all my characters goblins

[hidden trout]

Same with content creator stuff

[oak nexus]

I set my characters to either min or max

no inbetween

[plain token]

does max height actually do anything

[hidden trout]

Yes

[hidden whale]

pls dont mpeg me 😭

[hidden trout]

It changes your camera position

Cuz your height is different

[plain token]

i feel stupid

[oak nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1448329868491100252/supra.gif

[hidden whale]

im kind of braindead but I feel like smokes would go insane with that build

[hidden trout]

Max hight makes it easier to hit heads in melee and see elites/specials over hordes

[green vector]

tall chads win again

[hidden trout]

Not really

Other two do something you want

Shredders for horde clear (ideal), kraks for whatever armor you want gone now

You dont really need anti ranged

You ARE anti ranged

[hidden whale]

D:

[hidden trout]

The amount of gunners you can eat because your belly is full of 30% toughness per second is insane

From kill confirmed, catch a breath, exe stance, and tunnel vision multiplying all of them by 1.6x

[hidden whale]

this reads like goober

[tired inlet]

FRAG OUT

[hidden trout]

What

[oak nexus]

just watched that vet helbore video and that jumpin is crazy

changing vet height now

[tired inlet]

to be taller or...shorter

[dire kayak]

mmmm,,, curios,,,,

[hidden trout]

I love his builds
Fatmangus is basically my main havoc build rn

[dire kayak]

"i wonder where all the curios went" i say with a suspiciously curio-shaped throat

[nocturne bloom]

I wanted to go get food on my break

Cant because of these mf that need to fill the parking lot spots to the point im boxed in

[dire kayak]

id get them for you if i could

[nocturne bloom]

Just means I gotta wait 2 more hours

Someone's car is getting obliterated if they aren't gone by then

[dire kayak]

i can eat it for you too :3

[nocturne bloom]

The angle grinder in my trunk has been waiting its whole life for this

[thin wagon]

Wait, no commodore reset? I am certain it's been 2 weeks now

[tired compass]

nop

commodores are being held hostage due to next patch

[thin wagon]

Ah poo

Well not really just curious as to the rotation

[hidden whale]

when porple

[feral spade]

Does anyone else have serious frame problems

[sleek harness]

I didn't knew Space Wolves could pass the Space Marine limits and have 12 million astrates

[feral spade]

I’ve joined like 5 missions and there just unplayable because I drop from 60 frames to 10

Can’t even play the game

[tired compass]

From a DT veteran perspective: "I’ll say this. Expeditions is the biggest injection of game crashes in the game since launch"

[feral spade]

But they wanna drop a new game mode 💔

[tawdry edge]

Any chapter can do that if they have a reason for a crusade

[hidden whale]

never stop crusading

:>

[dire kayak]

im exhausted from playing hive scum im gonna play some psyker

[trail bramble]

damn new update looks gas

[amber delta]

any chapter can pass the space marine limit if they just decide not to follow the stupid book

[sleek harness]

Their reason to be 12 chapters are once is

[tawdry edge]

Yeah but then Excomunnicate Traitoris

and they gotta deal with like being hunted and some times they don't really do well

[river ingot]

is everyone ready for the largest update since launch?

[tawdry edge]

That's why you should just join the Red Corsairs!

[vapid matrix]

…

Mhhh

[dire kayak]

i cant wait to get the defilers,,,, 🤤 🤤 🤤

[sleek harness]

I don't think it is the biggest update

[tawdry edge]

I was about to reply same but I won't ever be able to buy a 40k mini in my life

[river ingot]

well im sure the communities complaining about the cosmetic shop will ultimately prove to be the bigger event

[dire kayak]

id get some for you if i could

theyre really fun to assemble and paint

and i dont feel like a worthless chud when i paint them well

[rain pilot]

I want to watch goober paint

[tawdry edge]

I lost my "paypal me 3000 USD" sticker

fuck my chudette life

[formal mortar]

Imagine having a clone with a different accent than you

[tawdry edge]

Can I choose the accent

[formal mortar]

I didn't put any rules

[river ingot]

can the accent be feline?

[dire kayak]

:3

[tawdry edge]

I want them to talk like an Ork.

[formal mortar]

That's up to you

[tawdry edge]

Can I also change the skin color?

[formal mortar]

No

[tawdry edge]

Why

[formal mortar]

Its a clone of you

[hidden whale]

awoo

[formal mortar]

Just different accent

For speaking

[tawdry edge]

Okay but what if I tattoo its entire body green

[formal mortar]

You'll have to find a way to do so

Will it agree?

Will it fight?

Will it have a British accent and be evil?

Who knows

If I see a clone of me it's on sight

[chilly osprey]

If sport = false;
then flavour = false;

If sport = true;
then flavour = true;

[formal mortar]

There can only be one

That being said tho if you could make something out of your DNA what would it be?

I assume lynx is making an orc

[river ingot]

a zanpaktou?

[south valve]

Don't they look desperate, brother? If only we could make this last longer

[tawdry edge]

Biological sex

[south valve]

The concept of sex?

[chilly osprey]

Ha, you neva change sister, still playing with yar food..

[tawdry edge]

THERES NO FLAVA...

[chilly osprey]

WITHOUT SPOOOOORT

[south valve]

THERE'S NO FLAVA WITHOUT SPORT 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥

[dire kayak]

rinda karnak is my favourite british woman

[tawdry edge]

is she transcoded tho

[formal mortar]

I should try to eat something to settle my tummy

Before I do these event missions

[tawdry edge]

I got a very yummy suggestion

[chilly osprey]

do you need some FLLAAAAAAAAAVA

[tawdry edge]

It's called lead

[thick coyote]

She's teletransported

[tawdry edge]

[thick coyote]

How else she gets to Rinda Jumpscare you

[crisp yoke]

Did the premium shop reset yet?

[hidden whale]

what language is this that you have a semicolon at the end of the if line

;.;

[chilly osprey]

what language is going through your brain to not be a FACKIN NERD

[hidden whale]

impossible

[ancient violet]

Hello chatters

It is I

[thick coyote]

No

[crisp yoke]

Ok

Ty

[thick coyote]

Probably releasing with the update

[ancient violet]

Let's all talk with acronyms

[crisp yoke]

When’s that?

[crisp yoke]

No

[ancient violet]

stfu

[thick coyote]

Likely the 17th

[grizzled plover]

Just had an arbie use the only medicae on themselves to heal HP damage while two of us were on last wound and then get stuffy when we died like what??? you are directly responsible for this

[crisp yoke]

Rude

[ancient violet]

Skill diff

[thick coyote]

That's because Arby's mid anyways

[ancient violet]

Mid more like

Cringe

[odd shadow]

The Arbie lore wise are worth more than a reject so lore wise he had a right but since this is game etiquette what a dickhead

[formal mortar]

Imagine being a Arby and thinking you are good. Don't even have good food

[grizzled plover]

Arbies don't know game sense all they know is double tap que, press F to win, and dog

[south valve]

wth mf

[ancient violet]

bdskkhddnnddislicb

[grizzled plover]

The Arbie lorewise should still be like "hm it is probably for the best that the psyker not be pushed too far and the ogryn not die"

[south valve]

That's a new one to me

[grizzled plover]

yknow, because dead ogryns can't rip apart chaos spawn and angry psykers explode

[formal mortar]

Eh

Time to roll another match and have fun :D

[odd shadow]

I’m surprised the loner pysker hasn’t imploded with all that hatred he or she is feeling with everything

[misty trench]

got it

[grizzled plover]

All of our psykers are doing an amazing job, all things considered

Especially Savant, who's entire psyche is held together by vague optimism that things may get better

[glacial shoal]

🤝

[misty trench]

also you are better off pinging the warden role as you did

[glacial shoal]

okie

[misty trench]

please don't tell people to ping individual wardens, the role is what people should ping as individual wardens can be AFK, busy or simply not receive the notif

[sleek harness]

I see

[dire kayak]

i wonder what the dumbest reason the wardens were pinged for was

[sleek harness]

Bot

[agile cloud]

What do the [x/x]% things mean on weapon stats?

[stark bobcat]

left is current stats and right is max when fully empowered

[agile cloud]

Thank you!

[misty trench]

usually some sort of petty argument that doesn't break any rules

[misty smelt]

Just woke up and the first thing I see is the new gamemode announcement

[dire kayak]

ITS SO PEAK

[misty smelt]

I am so freaking wxcited!

[little marten]

@FatSharkCEO what’s the deal

[hidden whale]

oh, is it chaos wastes finally

ive been waiting :>

[wooden creek]

It is not chaos wastes

[hidden whale]

aw

[naive jungle]

I really like how I laid out a post on reddit about ways that could improve the game and 1 was a new mode and boom 2 days later- new mode.

Clearly, i made it happen guys

[nocturne bloom]

Reddit...

[naive jungle]

ya its a website

"In addition, Expeditions come with its own Penances, and we cooked up some really cool cosmetic sets for you to unlock too!" OH SHIT

[nocturne bloom]

How dare you assume FS would stoop as low as to look at reddit posts smh

[chilly osprey]

THEEEEEEEEERES

NO

FLAVAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WITHOUT SPOOORT

[stuck crescent]

Bet you a tenner its just krieg slop

[dire kayak]

i think the shark needs to lose some weight tbh

[dire kayak]

how many people do you think will spam the krieg cosmetic set for expeditions?

[stuck crescent]

Too many

[dire kayak]

so true

[sleek harness]

@green vector

[stuck crescent]

And they'll probably all use the shovel and helbore

[green vector]

tf u want

[sleek harness]

What do you think

[green vector]

?????

[green vector]

absolute based loadout

[chilly osprey]

dude that shit works

leave them be

[sleek harness]

Dude doesn't know what guessing game is

[stuck crescent]

Not with krieg nerds

[fluid mantle]

I saw the cosmetics shop didn't rotate over today. Tomorrow? Or next week?

[chilly osprey]

just let people have fun

if they wanna roleplay

go for it

[stuck crescent]

No

[chilly osprey]

hell i even roleplay as my ogryn half the time and ramble about soup

[sleek harness]

Me and my gang doesn't like kriegs

They stink

[chilly osprey]

look whos talking

ratman

[stuck crescent]

And are really boring

[limber matrix]

i love that the entire forum immediately went "helldivers copy" when its just chaos wastes lite edition

[stuck crescent]

Unlike ratmen

[sleek harness]

Why are you trying to make this about me

Do you love me?

[chilly osprey]

no im just pissed i had a very bad vermintide session earlier today

[stuck crescent]

I love da rat

[sleek harness]

Now forget I ever posted this emoji

[chilly osprey]

what the fuck

why does that exist

[limber matrix]

rat rat rat

[dire kayak]

i love the rat too

he's cool

[stuck crescent]

Rwy'n Dy Garu Di @sleek harness

[chilly osprey]

he shouldnt exist in this universe how the fuck is he here

[limber matrix]

[sleek harness]

Who

[chilly osprey]

YOU

[stuck crescent]

I'll take rat over faceless test tub babies

[sleek harness]

You didn't really specify

[chilly osprey]

i agree its overused

[chilly osprey]

i apologise rat man

[sleek harness]

Also I will take as a threat

Suicide level went up by 1

[chilly osprey]

bro chilll my name is "skippyrat" im one of you

[stuck crescent]

KREIG

[chilly osprey]

thats a way to put it

[limber matrix]

i am rat adjacent

[chilly osprey]

faceless test tube babies

xddd

ok fuck this im going to bed gn folks

[sleek harness]

When did you sent a friend request

[stuck crescent]

Nos da

[limber matrix]

fuck what

[sleek harness]

I didn't saw it

[chilly osprey]

this

xd

[limber matrix]

like, months ago probably

[odd shadow]

THE DEATH KORPS OF CRAIG

[limber matrix]

i like rats

[sleek harness]

No

[chilly osprey]

holy shit its the sister company of fat shark

[sleek harness]

I didn't saw it

[chilly osprey]

when is ducktide coming

[limber matrix]

yeah you dont saw those you saw the heretics in half

[sleek harness]

My friend requests were just bots theses last weeks

[stuck crescent]

Already a better regiment

[odd shadow]

THERES NEEDS TO BE ONE I WILL PAY MORE MONEY FOR THAT VERSION THAN DARKTIDE SKINS

[stuck crescent]

James workshop, get on it

[chilly osprey]

death korps of cats

and its all just

kittens in gas masks

[limber matrix]

felinid army

[odd shadow]

Live korps of Jenny Craig

[chilly osprey]

who the fuck is that 😭

right im off im too tired for this

take care lads

[odd shadow]

An old battalion of Terra based on weight loss before the God Emperor took the throne

[sleek harness]

Fake rat why do you swear so much

You sound like a character of Helluva Boss

[chilly osprey]

im british

[stuck crescent]

At least dead men walking would have been a better raad

[limber matrix]

yeah you karker why do you karkin swear so karkin much

[sleek harness]

British have funnier swear words

You aren't saying them

[chilly osprey]

slag

[sleek harness]

Very funny

[chilly osprey]

[stuck crescent]

I'm welsh

CAN YOU TELL?

[chilly osprey]

:3

[green vector]

u a slag

[sleek harness]

No

[chilly osprey]

no u a slag

[sleek harness]

Not really

[chilly osprey]

u shoebox

[sleek harness]

Heorthu

[chilly osprey]

btw this is actually possible

tuesday

zzzz

[stuck crescent]

GO

TO

SLEEP

[sleek harness]

Jeff the Killer reference

[stuck crescent]

Who?

[sleek harness]

Jeff

[stuck crescent]

You mean Phill

[sleek harness]

Killer

Jeff

[stuck crescent]

That's a dumb name

[sleek harness]

It's a creepypasta from 2012

The story is even dumber

[green vector]

i hate this fucking event

its fucking DOGSHIT

[sleek harness]

Heorthu

Why mad

At skaven

[green vector]

brother

wtf are you talking about

[sleek harness]

You seem mad

[green vector]

yeah cause this event is SHIT

[sleek harness]

I am trying to interact with you and you seem like to hate me

[stuck crescent]

Come by some time, I'll make you some amatriciana, quality pasta

[sleek harness]

I don't like pasta

[stuck crescent]

No creep

You're dead to me, rat man

[hidden whale]

well duh? who would be friends with a SKAVEN?

[dire kayak]

they released a furry tsukasa card for the current pjsk event

[sleek harness]

I NEVER LIKED PASTA

[hidden whale]

youre literally trying to eat our entire species

[sleek harness]

It's weird

[hidden whale]

:<

[stuck crescent]

You're weird, ratman

[sleek harness]

Boober

[hidden whale]

hmm

[dire kayak]

i would

[sleek harness]

Sure

[stuck crescent]

Do you like pasta?

[hidden whale]

hersy

[sleek harness]

That's something we can agree

[naive jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-falling-over-gif-10497245

[hidden whale]

im having basil marinara spaghetti for dinner

[naive jungle]

also love the name LMAO

[stuck crescent]

See, ratman? This one gets it

[sleek harness]

It's just one person

He can't disprove that pasta is weird

[stuck crescent]

Yes he can

He just did

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

pasta is cool

[sleek harness]

He didn't

[stuck crescent]

SEE