Me. Duh
#general-chat
sleek harness
I see
acoustic pebble
Bro took too many chems
No such thing
tired inlet
this is true freedom
tired inlet
gonna eat airfry pizza
what's this mean: #general-chat message
rare pulsar
How do u fit a pizza inside an air fryer?
tired inlet
How do u fit a pizza inside an air fryer?
smol pizza or beeg fryer
rare pulsar
Is it like a really big air fruer?
tired inlet
duh
rare pulsar
Urrrgh
rancid shore
How do u fit a pizza inside an air fryer?
Big air
rancid shore
air so big you're playing Tony hawk
So true
rare pulsar
Pee is stored in the balls
rancid shore
I kinda want grounded for android
It's a good game
Darktide switch when
:clueless emote here
rare pulsar
Darktide switch when
Switcg will just explode in your hand
rocky radish
I want to bully switch DT players already
rare pulsar
When booting up dt
halcyon pebble
Darktide switch when
Your switch will burst into flame 
halcyon pebble
Same fate
rancid shore
Damn
rare pulsar
Im pretty sure darktide fryed my last graphics card too
rocky radish
I have played Darktide twice on my phone using steam link. Do not recommend
cobalt lichen
sounds ass
rancid shore
I have played Darktide twice on my phone using steam link. Do not recommend
I don't mind
rocky radish
Yup. The performance was mostly fine, but slight latency and using the phone gamepad accessory meant I could only do the lowest difficulty
rancid shore
Just gotta get used to controller gaming
white vale
Shooters on controllers were a mistake
amber delta
controllers are a mistake 
rocky radish
Controllers are alright for some game types, but never shooters
rare pulsar
Some games do play better with controller tho
chilly osprey
the one time i dont have money to spend on the game i guarantee its going to be a good shop rotation
long sigil
what's this mean: https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/7355881964101...
north korea is the best country,bacon
what?
fallen tree
mh on keyboard sounds nasty
chilly osprey
dare i say fighting games like mortal kombat as well
dull hamlet
dare i say fighting games like mortal kombat as well
It's literally meant for controller, ever since the OG MK
Arcade style buttons
rare pulsar
mh on keyboard sounds nasty
Its only good with crossbows
Item selection is an absolute pain tho
fallen tree
i can imagine lol
rare pulsar
Most console ports just have horrrible controlls on pc
rare pulsar
The main problem with monster hunter is that u cannot change shit cause literally evey key is taken
tired inlet
Souls games are better on controller personally
well yeah, because they were developed with that in mind; it's why I have a dual-shock USB for my PC for games like Arkham and Blood Omen and I should probably be playing Speed Freekz with it too
rare pulsar
Except ä ö and ü
long sigil
💀
fallen tree
controller on pc has been good for a while now, but going and playing an old game and you need ds4windows or some other program to get controller to work with
pain
tired inlet
controller on pc has been good for a while now, but going and playing an old gam...
I think if you're using something like steam they have implemented some layer of abstraction or API to better translate to the game itself.
otherwise yeah, you may need some middleware for legacy applications
fallen tree
steam made it easier for sure
split mauve
controller on pc has been good for a while now, but going and playing an old gam...
Just add the game on steam
fallen tree
i havent had to in the while, the last one i can recall i did was a mgs game, and that was a while ago
rocky radish
The main problem with monster hunter is that u cannot change shit cause literall...
I made a speech recognition tool for MH World for this reason. It handles crafting and equipment selecting
sleek harness
I made a speech recognition tool for MH World for this reason. It handles crafti...
Ableisnt mod
Do it as a challenge run
rocky radish
I played a VR RPG using only my voice once. And I lost my voice for half a day as a result
warm maple
theres no way to do a mealstrom mission unless its on the mission board is there
amber delta
theres always a maelstrom mission on the board
warm maple
because I don't wanna risk my no death penances on clandestum gloriana throwing me into the void
warm maple
theres always a maelstrom mission on the board
I meant selecting any other map with the maelstrom condition
warm maple
cringe
tired inlet
theres no way to do a mealstrom mission unless its on the mission board is there
Maelstroms are found in T5 (auric) and T3 (heresy); typically always 1 up.
you don't get to pick the stage or mutation; just look every hour or so until you find something that you think is fun.
sleek harness
because I don't wanna risk my no death penances on clandestum gloriana throwing ...
Just don't fall into the void
warm maple
easier said then done when teammates hit the barrels
warm maple
or a monstrosity punts you
tired inlet
roll out the barrels; we got a barrel of fun
sleek harness
Kill your teammates before they kill you
warm maple
they're more likely to kill themselves first 😛
sleek harness
they're more likely to kill themselves first 😛
So why are you complaining about falling on the void
warm maple
but then again, so am I irl
sleek harness
Players are the number one cause of death to void
warm maple
So why are you complaining about falling on the void
im memeing
somber stream
Any news on the slop
sleek harness
Any news on the slop
Patience
Is a characteristic
Of human kind
Well Licht wasn't patience enough to not close discord before he could see my messages
somber stream
Patience deez nutz
sleek harness
Which
somber stream
The slop MUST be delivered
sleek harness
Hank has no jurisdiction over the slop shop
But he know about slop
fair bridge
sleek harness
Mallow
somber stream
✊ 🐺
lyric frigate
CRASHES GAME DURING HAVOC. DOESN"T ALLOW ME TO RECONNECT
oh i had this happen to me a couple days back xd
i deranked too
somber stream
Funds for potential skin purchasing has been reallocated to Slay the spire 2
Good morning Conrad 0907108617
somber stream
It is currently in my Library
I haven't play the first, just hopping on the hype train lol
oak nexus
I only played a bit of the first but it is definitely fun. I think anyone would enjoy it 😀
Are you a roguelite gamer
Recaf God I have coffeed up and am powerful for the day
somber stream
I do play rogue and dungeon games every now and then
sleek harness
Do you play Darkest Dungeon
somber stream
Why of course
oak nexus
Peakest dungeon
somber stream
I mod it, too
sleek harness
Rain World
somber stream
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
fallen tree
i was just thinking of doing a run of dd today 🤔
sleek harness
i was just thinking of doing a run of dd today 🤔
Dd what
oak nexus
Damn
fallen tree
no
sleek harness
Damn
oak nexus
Skaven dunked on yet again
sleek harness
I been fooled
oak nexus
Skaven do you have pet rats
sleek harness
No
oak nexus
😔
sleek harness
I would have if it wasn't expensive
oak nexus
Guh. Did not know they were expensive
chilly osprey
hear me out on skavens though
oak nexus
Respect that you just bought slay the spire and am trusting people
sleek harness
From having 1 rat
oak nexus
hear me out on skavens though
Elaborate
chilly osprey
hear me out.
oak nexus
(please)
sleek harness
hear me out on skavens though
Get the hell away from me
chilly osprey
Get the hell away from me
😭
oak nexus
I had 6 guinea pigs one time and that was killing me
modest flume
CRASHES GAME DURING HAVOC. DOESN"T ALLOW ME TO RECONNECT
Tried rejoining manually through your teammates in the social tab? They should show up under Recently Played With
sleek harness
Tried rejoining manually through your teammates in the social tab? They should s...
That is
If they accept you joining back
oak nexus
You should be able to just join back if you were already in the squad
sleek harness
I almost pinged Repulsive 4 times by putting my phone on my pocket
modest flume
sleek harness
Actually I should do that it's funny
@modest flume @modest flume@modest flume@modest flume
delicate vapor
wit
tired compass
any update on the commodores?
tired compass
and where is Kitefin replacement
thick coyote
Silly question because Kitefin can never be replaced
But yeah for some reason slop shop was delayed
sleek harness
and where is Kitefin replacement
Who
sleek harness
But yeah for some reason slop shop was delayed
Update
sleek harness
the new CM
CM who
sleek harness
de darktide CM
Still
astral jungle
Are there screenshots of the new slop.
thick coyote
Delayed
astral jungle
sleek harness
Are there screenshots of the new slop.
Dwarf
thick coyote
Not really
Oh ok
sleek harness
Update?
Usually when commodore is delayed they are making clothes fitting for the update
Or something
split mauve
Can't wait to be disappointed, personally
astral jungle
Can't wait to be disappointed, personally
I’m always disappointed.
So when it’s good. I’m surprised.
thick coyote
They'll bring the Darktide minis back into the slop shop
feral vessel
Guh. Did not know they were expensive
They're really not.
I mean,
as far as pets go, rats are fairly low maintenance.
tired compass
Usually when commodore is delayed they are making clothes fitting for the update
not really, few times there were delays for just recolored slop
update likely hitting end of March or early April
fiery wave
I don't believe in caged rats
They just need pats, yes?
thick coyote
The health department doesn't want you to know this but all the rats you see on the streets are free for you to take
Go and grab em
lament plume
So, no shop rotation today? Have fat shork announce anything yet?
thick coyote
(for legal reasons that's a joke)
thick coyote
So, no shop rotation today? Have fat shork announce anything yet?
Not yet
stuck crescent
trail bramble
Usually when commodore is delayed they are making clothes fitting for the update
oh we got an ETA on an update?
when event ends or something?
tired compass
oh we got an ETA on an update?
yeah, in 4 hours
trail bramble
ahh sweet
sleek harness
As I crush the warpstone into nothingness.
Is this supposed to turn me off
sleek harness
when event ends or something?
I don't know I didn't played the event
river ingot
penises are important
tepid spire
what's the fomo shop rotating period?
sleek harness
what's the fomo shop rotating period?
astral jungle
Is this supposed to turn me off
Nah.
tepid spire
somber stream
Ok this thing is mad addictive
sleek harness
Ok this thing is mad addictive
What
somber stream
Slay the Spire 2
BUY
How the fuck is there r34 art of the game already
Didn't it just came out today
tepid spire
Every 2 weeks
thick coyote
They sometimes postpone it to synch with update release
sleek harness
Didn't it just came out today
It's rule 34 man
What did you expect
To not have porn of the character that was just made 3 seconds ago?
cobalt lichen
Rule 34 is evil.
sleek harness
I'm also not going to ask why/how you know that there's art about it
I mean
cobalt lichen
It ignores consent and age of consent.
tepid spire
Didn't it just came out today
bruh, check rule 35
sleek harness
We all men here
somber stream
Steam community content
thick coyote
Bro's out here playing Speedrun find nsfw
somber stream
The best feature so far is you can play multiplayer up to 4 people and you can draw on the map
sleek harness
Bro's out here playing Speedrun find nsfw
I think he just searched the characters on google
elder merlin
For the update with the packmaster?
sleek harness
I literally said it's steam community content, you need only scroll down a bit
I see
thick coyote
I think he just searched the characters on google
Yeah
Cerebella nsfw Speedrun
13 seconds
sleek harness
Search that one mushroom girl from Elden Ring
thick coyote
Why so shroomius
somber stream
There is no end to Ranni's content
thick coyote
Also who's mushroom girl?
somber stream
4 arms tsundere doll? bound to happen
sleek harness
4 arms tsundere doll? bound to happen
Yeah that one
sleek harness
No I didn't play dodge slop
Darktide:
thick coyote
This one is dodgegem
But now I get it
You think her witch hat is a mushroom
Why so shroomius
tired inlet
No I didn't play dodge slop
This is hive scummin'
thick coyote
But fr now
Last souls like I played was Salt and Sanctuary
Or was it Code Vein
No no I'm pretty sure it was Salt and Sanctuary
thick coyote
Hop on Salt and Sanctuary
rancid shore
Hop on Salt and Sanctuary
Is that on Android?
tepid spire
What does one do when bored af at work due to no work
remote work? -> darktide
tired inlet
when I was in Japan I saw the Code Vein livery on an ambulance and I didn't know what it was at the time and it was a little off-putting
rancid shore
Problem is that it's a call center
rancid shore
Sometimes I get a bunch of calls
rancid shore
Sometimes I spend 30 mins with none
tepid spire
Problem is that it's a call center
are ther any good browser games out there?
tired inlet
Problem is that it's a call center
say you got a call from a First Sergeant Morrow that needs attention
he's a veteran
rancid shore
are ther any good browser games out there?
Company monitors the computers and if we play there
tired inlet
doesn't your manager support da' troops
sleek harness
You think her witch hat is a mushroom
But it is
thick coyote
when I was in Japan I saw the Code Vein livery on an ambulance and I didn't know...
It's anime soulslop
rancid shore
doesn't your manager support da' troops
No
lament plume
So no shop rotation today? Imma head of to bed now if that's the case. Been waiting for hours.
rancid shore
Kek
sleek harness
So no shop rotation today? Imma head of to bed now if that's the case. Been wait...
Whale
rancid shore
Isn't 2 in 2 weeks?
somber stream
Try waiting another 10 minutes
sleek harness
Try waiting another 10 minutes
tired inlet
It's anime soulslop
somber stream
The shop delayed it rotation to around this time a year or 2 back
lament plume
Whale
This is small compared to Table top. I just get to table top like 3 weeks and it aint cheap.
dull hamlet
rancid shore
Wait...did 2 weeks already pass since last rotation??
rancid shore
The shop delayed it rotation to around this time a year or 2 back
Confused
thick coyote
Yes every 2 weeks
lament plume
No one tell me table top cost like 20 costume.
thick coyote
But it gets postponed every now and then
somber stream
Yes, it was supposed to be today
thick coyote
To sync with updates
sleek harness
This is small compared to Table top. I just get to table top like 3 weeks and it...
Golfin
somber stream
And we get zero word about that
somber stream
In classic FS fashion
untold kraken
Tried rejoining manually through your teammates in the social tab? They should s...
I did. Ended up we all crashed at the same time
lament plume
To sync with updates
So when's the update?
thick coyote
Idk
If you're lucky Tuesday next week
Oh hey
Would you look at that
Same day the current event ends
lament plume
Welp time to head to bed. Hope next rotation would be something exciting.
And a good event and exciting enemy ofcourse.
tired inlet
okay I'm reading the plot to Code Vein (1) and it's...it's Castlevania II: Simon's Quest?
fiery wave
when I was in Japan I saw the Code Vein livery on an ambulance and I didn't know...
Is an apocalypse with Vampires. Weeb Souls. New one is said to be budget Elden Ring though.
tired inlet
so is Castlevania an apocalypse with vampires; it's influenced from Vampire Hunter D which was like the 13th millenium
fiery wave
okay I'm reading the plot to Code Vein (1) and it's...it's Castlevania II: Simo...
Also, it takes place in the same world as God Eater.
tired inlet
in C2:SQ after the vampire king dracula is killed; he's drawn and quarters, but the parts themselves still corrupt the world; so Simon Belmont has to go and get the parts of Dracula back, reassemble Dracula, revive dracula, and kill dracula again.
fiery wave
In the OG, it's just set in a walled off area of said world.
And to some degree, the God Eaters are actually likely stronger.
thick coyote
so is Castlevania an apocalypse with vampires; it's influenced from Vampire Hunt...
Pretty much it
Although you don't really see people biting each other
In Code Vein
It's all about the blood beads
thick coyote
found it:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSU4KiK1t-zXbqOVx...
Lmfao btw
The blood code system is pretty nice though
And once you get one you get some memories of the people whose blood belonged to and skip, skip, skip, skip... Bruh when does the game get good
shy sandal
And we get zero word about that
At this point, I'm half expecting the delay is so they can post a community announcement where the devs show their pets or smth
fiery wave
The blood code system is pretty nice though
I hate how some of the best are locked behind cruelty.
thick coyote
At this point, I'm half expecting the delay is so they can post a community anno...
It was all cats
I hated it
limpid vigil
I just saw an animation that i think perfectly encapsulates how rannick ragebaits ppl
"You worthless motherf*cker"
"I haven' had sex with anyone so that insult makes no sense"
Proceeds to get combo'd like a punching bag
limpid vigil
I just saw an animation that i think perfectly encapsulates how rannick ragebait...
here it is in case yall want to see it
fiery wave
Embrace it
Naw. I just never did the bad end. Just used the DLC code which is second best.
thick coyote
I think I used Ranger for 75% of my playthrough
fiery wave
For black mage build anyway.
thick coyote
limpid vigil
I hate how some of the best are locked behind cruelty.
Ppl yearn for infamous games....
i yearn for them
everyone wants there to be a new one
elder merlin
elder merlin
Ppl yearn for infamous games....
The infamous series? With Cole?
fiery wave
Ppl yearn for infamous games....
I just don't like having mates be sacrificed.
elder merlin
It has been a minute
limpid vigil
i liked second son tho
imo was slightly underrated
elder merlin
Well, good luck with that, not like we can hope for some remakes
And i dont remember who even made it originally
limpid vigil
Well, good luck with that, not like we can hope for some remakes
Maybe a spiritual succesor
elder merlin
If they are still around
limpid vigil
Maybe a spiritual succesor
mirror's edge and nier are getting more by the day so who knows
limpid vigil
If they are still around
Pretty sure they made one of playstations new titles
yotei maybe?
not sure
tired compass
are commodores coming?
untold kraken
is there a vestures schedule?
amber delta
all premium slop is now free
elder merlin
Ha
marsh iris
free slop
elder merlin
Maybe in a pig's dream
marsh iris
can we get free premiums before the world end?
thick coyote
is there a vestures schedule?
Every 2 weeks
tired compass
Likely postponed to be released with update
no, too early for this
thick coyote
Everything points for the update to be Tuesday 17th
But no official confirmation by Fatshark
sleek harness
Everything points for the update to be Tuesday 17th
Confirmation from Helldivers 2™
thick coyote
It's ok
tired compass
Everything points for the update to be Tuesday 17th
last year was Mar 25, before that was mid April
thick coyote
The Borgs are out again
thick coyote
And the botdivers fuckin suck
Joined a game
Not even 5 minutes in
Down to the last reinforcement
Wtf happened
sleek harness
Wtf happened
How many minutes did the mission had when you joined
sleek harness
Make sense
formal mortar
Most deaths happen at the start
sleek harness
Most deaths happen at the start
No, mostly at the end
formal mortar
Start of the end
thick coyote
Botdivers are the reason we lost Cyberstan campaign btw
sleek harness
I think the guy died 4 times before anyone joined
It counts their reinforcements too
sleek harness
Botdivers are the reason we lost Cyberstan campaign btw
The devs implementing a dumb reinforcement limit and expecting Helldivers to not die:
Time limited orders is good enough
No need for reinforcement limits too
cosmic burrow
Hd2 players are kriegers 12/10
formal mortar
Would that make hd1 players Cadians with how often their world gets blown up?
sleek harness
Hd2 players are kriegers 12/10
Not our fault the devs made helldivers weaker than SEAF soldiers for "immersion" and grunt fantasy
You die killing or you die running
formal mortar
SEAF rifles are so good
sleek harness
If I was part of the balance team (there is no balance team) I would suggest buffing the helldivers and bring back armor actually having armor pen
formal mortar
There is a balance team, its called the lying devs
formal mortar
What kind?
sleek harness
We need the CEO to rethink who he wants to work on Helldivers 2
whole glade
coco chip
formal mortar
Ah
formal mortar
Blueberry be my fav
whole glade
Blueberry be my fav
mine too
quaint moss
mmmm banana muffin
amber delta
CEO is as clueless as the devs
whole glade
Time for more kitbashing
sleek harness
CEO is as clueless as the devs
CEO is busy to see the state of the game
The devs are always seeing the state of the game and not caring
elder merlin
i had muffins
formal mortar
Paul is writing a list 
will there be a murder soon? And then we get to play clue?
sleek harness
Paul is writing a list <:pogryn:961977701533614130> will there be a murder soon?...
He's writing to remember who I am
formal mortar
but who are we even?
amber delta
chuds
formal mortar
No no no I dont reside underground
amber delta
bless my stupid chud life
sleek harness
I prefer chungus not chud
amber delta
chudgus
quaint moss
Paul is writing a list <:pogryn:961977701533614130> will there be a murder soon?...
checking it twice
whose nurgle or nice?
formal mortar
I better go pick up my meds and hope it only costs me an arm this time
whole glade
my life is sunshine and rainbows
formal mortar
Its a nice 34 here
tired steeple
My life is rainbows and sunshine
sleek harness
Celsius is the future
tired steeple
My internet is also complete dogshit rn
glacial shoal
My internet is also complete dogshit rn
What happen to it
tired steeple
Something outside the building
fair bridge
Celsius is the future
ill kill you
formal mortar
Have you tried using a cable instead of dogshit for your internet connection?
sleek harness
ill kill you
I am wrong though? Celsius is the best way to know temperature
glacial shoal
Have you tried using a cable instead of dogshit for your internet connection?
I've considered raccoon shit instead does that count
sleek harness
no one will know
I will
fair bridge
I am wrong though? Celsius is the best way to know temperature
idrgaf to be completely honest w you
glacial shoal
Something outside the building
Oof I feel that
formal mortar
Something outside the building
Oh that's rough going there bud had to argue with my isp for months to get them to fix mine when it was outside
formal mortar
I've considered raccoon shit instead does that count
They're basically dogs too
tired steeple
Oh that's rough going there bud <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107> had to argue with...
They’re coming down to fix it today or tomorrow
They at least do their jobs
glacial shoal
They're basically dogs too
True
formal mortar
Oh joy
glacial shoal
They at least do their jobs
Nice
fair bridge
i have more important things in my life to concern myself with like making sure the interests of my investors are obeyed
tired steeple
I have some games downloaded so at least I have thibgs to do
Plus my work is written
I don’t need internet for it
sleek harness
i have more important things in my life to concern myself with like making sure ...
But like
fair bridge
because im in the bidness
glacial shoal
Also I cannot lie to you guys I did one (1) event modifier on auric last night for the first time and it was genuinely awful
dire kayak
mrrrp :3
fair bridge
idk!!!!........
sleek harness
Who's mallow cup
Mallow cup
glacial shoal
Sounds like a Mario kart circuit
You're so right
fair bridge
nice
glacial shoal
Mallow cup
Mallow cup
Mallow cup
quaint moss
killing flo0r -2
quaint moss
Why you censored it
censored?
quaint moss
Killing Flo0r
?_?
quaint moss
why not
quaint moss
What do i do for the next 20 or so minutes before gym
find a good podcast to listen too i guess
dire kayak
play darktide
glacial shoal
play darktide
I would but 20 minutes is not enough time for a pub match
glacial shoal
find a good podcast to listen too i guess
Perhaps 
rain pilot
cosmic burrow
What do i do for the next 20 or so minutes before gym
Beat horse iykyk
elder merlin
the og was a typo
Ah, fair enough then
elder merlin
so counter opinion, you're stupid >:3
Probably
quaint moss
hmmm do i keep grinding hive scum missions or play veteran,,,
drugs 
modest flume
I did. Ended up we all crashed at the same time
quaint moss
or veteran special
cosmic burrow
I had a stroke reading this and died
Sorry
storm ingot
Did the store reset?
thick coyote
Nuh uh
thin wagon
It'll come around. Fret not
storm ingot
I just bought my combat patrol too
fair bridge
Bought the game a month ago+ and still no mf Krieg
you joined off by a month or so unfortunately
fair bridge
Hello weezo
thin wagon
Currently I tempted to get the helmet for my Ogryn and make Bron Quixote
storm ingot
Isn’t reset Thursday? Is there a specific time?
fair bridge
every other thursday
tawdry edge
I am much excited to get home and play space marine 2 until my brain turns to mush
thin wagon
i was saying that's when it resets
Oh apologies.
fair bridge
if it is not it is next week
thin wagon
I am much excited to get home and play space marine 2 until my brain turns to mu...
Which space marine chapter you repping?
storm ingot
Better be black Templars
fading otter
Omega marines goated, half black half white drip with the red detailing is clean
thin wagon
I went pretty niche with a chapter from this Novel. The emperors spears are what they're called
tawdry edge
Which space marine chapter you repping?
Every class of mine is a different chapter/legion
One is a Talos cosplay, though
Kinda want to try and make my homebrew chaos warband in one of the classes
Probably doing assault or vanguard
I can show y'all all of my current drip
I'm sending it on #darktide-driptide
dire kayak
I am much excited to get home and play space marine 2 until my brain turns to mu...
thats so reall
literally me with mechanicus
tired inlet
Every class of mine is a different chapter/legion
One is a Talos cosplay, thoug...
I used to do that
Tactical Blood Raven
Assault Space Wolf
Vanguard Raven Guard
Sniper Iron Hands
Black Templar Bulwark
Salamander Support
rain pilot
Raziel get me a beer
rain pilot
gay sounding or not I am down
tawdry edge
I used to do that
Tactical Blood Raven
Assault Space Wolf
Vanguard Raven Guard
S...
Those are very nice, I try to cosplay my favorites and the ones I'm more keen to fashion wise
thin wagon
You're a what now?
tawdry edge
Might do some custom warband/chapters when I get home today
Too bad I can't put my custom warband symbol on them
crisp yoke
How’s everyone
tawdry edge
Ok
tired inlet
like, my wife has a hard cider or some white wine sometimes
rain pilot
nice
tawdry edge
Imagine drinking alcoholic beverages
Smh, losers
cosmic burrow
DID SOMEONE SAY BEER
tawdry edge
DID SOMEONE SAY BEER
No
cosmic burrow
theres beer and theres pisswater
chilly osprey
so they delayed the shop because of an update, but if an update is happening so soon, why not a trailer or anything
somber stream
They're communicate shy
tawdry edge
Still trying to find a good female first-name to match "Nosferrus" and I feel like nothing matches it
dire kayak
nosferrus is a cool name
tawdry edge
It's supposed to be a surname but I'm almost making it my OC's only name
Then it would be just Nosferrus, the Red Baroness
But I don't think it sounds that cool
dire kayak
that sounds pretty cool im ngl
marsh iris
darktide 2 before nukes?
marsh iris
😔 ok
somber stream
Nothing is happening, calm your tits
dire kayak
if nuclear war starts, ill just eat the bombs
sleek harness
Nothing is happening, calm your tits
His Lieutenant Titus?
marsh iris
Nothing is happening, calm your tits
you are happening is all it matters
somber stream
😳
sleek harness
you are happening is all it matters
Gay
cosmic burrow
Then it would be just Nosferrus, the Red Baroness
But I don't think it sounds t...
Hermenegilde
marsh iris
somber stream
God forbid people having a bro moment smh
cosmic burrow
All alcoholic beverages are pisswaters
For you sure
tawdry edge
Hermenegilde
I'd kill myself if I was named that
cosmic burrow
Cool
sleek harness
Then it would be just Nosferrus, the Red Baroness
But I don't think it sounds t...
Metallum
tawdry edge
Metallum Nosferrus
sleek harness
It means metal
shell creek
Anyone know when the cosmetic shop refreshes?
sleek harness
Anyone know when the cosmetic shop refreshes?
PATIENCE
tawdry edge
sleek harness
Is a human capacity
fading otter
Dawg just tell me lol
It’s every other Thursday and today was supposed to be the reset so no one really knows
Shark hasn’t commented
shell creek
It’s every other Thursday and today was supposed to be the reset so no one reall...
Ty
tawdry edge
It means metal
You don't say
I'm THAT stupid.
tawdry edge
By the guess what Sexus means
sleek harness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHrRH_Ch6nk
I am not clicking that until you pay your debt
tired inlet
I ain't owe you shit
rancid shore
At everyone
rancid shore
this mf wrote miniguj
No i wrote minigub
sleek harness
Miniguy
tired inlet
get it tight
sleek harness
rancid shore
Minigun for ogryn would slap hard
rancid shore
get it tight
dire kayak
ogryn needs a minigun, heavy bolter and heavy flamer
sleek harness
ogryn needs a minigun, heavy bolter and heavy flamer
Ogryn needs the SM2 arsenal ngl
tired inlet
🎶 I found you Ms. New Booty
Get it together and bring it back to me
Hit the playa's club for about a month or two
Put his hand on it then see what it do 🎶
rancid shore
But more importantly?
Gauntlets
Fuck I'll settle for big ass brass knuckles for ogryn at this point
tawdry edge
Ogryn needs the SM2 arsenal ngl
A rusty version of the sm arsenal
Held together by pieces of tape, nails and a lot of prayers
rancid shore
Held together by pieces of tape, nails and a lot of prayers
He ain't no ork
rancid shore
Fuck happened to nil...
elder oasis
He ain't no ork
You are correct, he is no where near as smart as an ork
marsh iris
#darktide-driptide message
sorry i already got minigub
rancid shore
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1153279327513886770/125986963853...
Thou art based
tawdry edge
He ain't no ork
Ogryns are like 1-2 DNA strings away from being an ork
rancid shore
Aren't Orks...kinda like plants?
elder oasis
You mean fungi
tawdry edge
Aren't Orks...kinda like plants?
They're fungi
tawdry edge
They do photosynthesis
Mf's literally are born from the ground
tired inlet
Ogryns are like 1-2 DNA strings away from being an ork
typing in "Do mushrooms have DNA and having my brain blasted by the fact their sexual spectrum contains 23,000 different identities"
elder oasis
Plants are not the only thing that uses photosynthesis
tawdry edge
typing in "Do mushrooms have DNA and having my brain blasted by the fact their s...
It's 40k, if you try hard enough you can come up with a good reason why it would happen
tired inlet
No, like, this is our current understanding of fungi now
tawdry edge
I know I'm saying that in 40k you can make anything possible
elder oasis
Thats because 40k is made up
tired inlet
Fungi are closer genetically to human beings than plants
tawdry edge
The only thing stopping GW from implementing lightsabers onto the setting is a copyright claim
elder oasis
There could never be so many hammers in one place irl
I went to home depot, not even close to enough hammers
tawdry edge
There could never be so many hammers in one place irl
The galaxy is big enough for way more than trillions of hammers
elder oasis
Nuh uh
marsh iris
40k is real i was there
tawdry edge
40k is real i was there
Where is Sanguinius I need him to make me pregnant
elder oasis
Sanguinius is dead
tawdry edge
Sanguinius is dead
You AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH
elder oasis
Sanguinius is fertilizer
tawdry edge
Nuh uh
I am proving it by making an entire homebrew segmentum outside of 40k's known galaxy and making my own 40,000 years of lore
marsh iris
he's dead because he knows you gonna want that
tawdry edge
Just to prove you wrong
elder oasis
Just to prove you wrong
Nuh uh
thick coyote
The only thing stopping GW from implementing lightsabers onto the setting is a c...
Probably under the name of "plasma sword"
tawdry edge
Yeah
The ground
They call me the ground
thick coyote
elder oasis
Oh he's gonna fertilize something alright
Wouldnt you be fertilizing him?
thick coyote
They call me the ground
marsh iris
sanguinus willing to get killed by horus knowing hes going to be the lynxiee baby daddy
tawdry edge
Probably under the name of "plasma sword"
Plasma swords lowkey cooler than lightsabers
tawdry edge
sanguinus willing to get killed by horus knowing hes going to be the lynxiee bab...
Even in death he won't escape me
marsh iris
tawdry edge
Wouldnt you be fertilizing him?
Either way works
tired inlet
you take a stinkhorn mushroom, you cut the egg in half and it's a vulva. You let it grow and it turns into a phallus. Fungi are wild
tawdry edge
you take a stinkhorn mushroom, you cut the egg in half and it's a vulva. You le...
So in theory if an ork cuts their pelvis region....
chilly osprey
OH SHIT
marsh iris
freaktide
elder oasis
you take a stinkhorn mushroom, you cut the egg in half and it's a vulva. You le...
Well some are wild, squigs are domesticated
lofty jasper
thick coyote
Devblog
zealous viper
darktid is goin places in 2026
thick coyote
Everybody shut up
rancid shore
EXPEDITIONS!!!
This ain't monster hunter
olive badger
darktid is goin places in 2026
he he he he he
lofty jasper
Darktide: Expedition 33
rancid shore
Who TF are these people
lofty jasper
elder oasis
EXPEDITIONS!!!
Didnt everyone already guess this
narrow ledge
please content
quaint moss
:3
chilly osprey
Didnt everyone already guess this
LET ME BE FUCKING EXCITED ;3
somber stream
So it begins
silver jasper
Havent talked here in a minute tbh
sinful mango
chaos wastes!!!
wheat sphinx
Expeditions?
quaint moss
Who TF are these people
this is Patrick
elder oasis
LET ME BE FUCKING EXCITED ;3
Nuh uh
olive badger
chaos wastes!!!
nu, different
sinful mango
oh
tired inlet
rain pilot
@dire kayak We got to do a expedition
olive badger
but still dope I promise
rancid shore
So
lofty jasper
wheat sphinx
@silver jasper@sinful mango
Sick pfps you two
rancid shore
We gonna have tide open world?
amber delta
admech confirmed
narrow ledge
nu, different
that sucks
thin wagon
Tech remnants? Ooooh ad mech almost assuredly it
sinful mango
<@1208204528403615765><@414702664614674445>
Sick pfps you two
thanks!
olive badger
We gonna have tide open world?
-ish!
hardy wadi
DARKTIDE OPEN WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
silver jasper
<@1208204528403615765><@414702664614674445>
Sick pfps you two
Appreciate it twin
wheat sphinx
show more lads!
sinful mango
world eaters are my goats
thin wagon
DARKTIDE OPEN WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raaaaah
rancid shore
Tech remnants? Ooooh ad mech almost assuredly it
I HEARD AD MECH
tired inlet
oh shit Swagger is at it again
somber stream
@little marten Time to reinstall brother
rancid shore
marsh iris
darktide gta
delicate kite
Shieeeeet
last valve
GAME NOT DEAD
somber stream
This shit might be peak
hardy wadi
Longlas when?
delicate kite
Darktide SIMS
rain pilot
thats not good
the world I want open is yours
fallow plover
GAME ALIVE????
thin wagon
I HEARD AD MECH
Were looking for TECH REMNANTS it simply MUST BE
vestal flume
Rougelike Darktide?
silver jasper
preferably
Oh im at work rn on break, so i kinda cant xP
quaint moss
anyways, whats the new update
marsh iris
nurgles waste
wheat sphinx
Oh im at work rn on break, so i kinda cant xP
I can wait dw
hardy wadi
ITS SO PEAK I CANT
fallow plover
Expeditions
Welcome back Vermintide II
thorn shadow
Hell yeah
somber stream
We're on a expedition to the 2nd hive lol
fallow plover
we are so back
silver jasper
I can wait dw
If i dont forget sure
quaint moss
ITS SO PEAK I CANT
FOAP, YOU DIDNT JUJU ON DA BEAT FOAP
rain pilot
Penis
marsh iris
OPEN UP SISTER HIVE WE GOING IN
somber stream
I can't read
hardy wadi
read the damn blog
I was elected to kill heretics not read
rain pilot
goober
thin wagon
I was elected to kill heretics not read
Then expect nothing
rain pilot
we got to do this
quaint moss
I was elected to kill heretics not read
real
somber stream
Stratagem
wide temple
I declare myself a heretic
sleek harness
Can wait to meet Markus Kruber and Saltzpyre in the expeditions
blazing shadow
is this expedition mode on vermintide2?
brazen scaffold
>Expeditions
Welcome back Vermintide II
finally, the other thing I've been waiting for since launch aside from a greatsword for psyker
cobalt harbor
they added helldiver to darktide pog
elder oasis
So we gather tech remnants? New class is admech themed confirmed
olive badger
is this expedition mode on vermintide2?
it ain't Chaos Wastes, no
it's something different
quaint moss
"let you call in the Valkyrie for supporting fire"
hmm hopefully itll be good
untold abyss
dude, chaos wastes mode in darktide? hell yes
thin wagon
So we gather tech remnants? New class is admech themed confirmed
Almost certainly
lyric frigate
so are expeditions just darktide chaos wastes
quaint moss
wonder if friendly fire
hardy wadi
can you guys add tanks? I want to shoot heretics point blank
thin wagon
it's something different
Its a secret third thing
lyric frigate
dude, chaos wastes mode in darktide? hell yes
oh YES KING I LIKE THAT
tranquil rampart
Is expeditions gonna be the chaos wastes gamemode?
rain pilot
POV half the chat can't read
vague elm
Oh, great. Another mode I didn't ask for doubling the size of my game
rancid shore
Is this fatshark fact checked?
tranquil rampart
POV half the chat can't read
Failed reading my bad
keen vapor
Why am I getting OG Borderlands from this blogpost
thin wagon
Is this fatshark fact checked?
Fat checked lol
sleek harness
Oh, great. Another mode I didn't ask for doubling the size of my game
Just don't update the game
Easy
last valve
Oh, great. Another mode I didn't ask for doubling the size of my game
no updates
Game dead
Major update
Why did you add stuff to the game
thick coyote
Lmao
olive badger
> no updates
> Game dead
> Major update
> Why did you add stuff to the game
lmao
olive badger
it's too real
supple ether
Is this setup for skiitarii 😮
rain pilot
wAAAAAAAAAh
untold abyss
But it's close
oh good. and it's going to take place outside of tertium which is very exciting
quaint moss
is it out, or coming :v
thick coyote
Ok now that we have open maps
lyric frigate
when ts dropping
thin wagon
Is this setup for skiitarii 😮
Just ad mech. I'm not sure full skitarii
sleek harness
when ts dropping
Someday
rancid shore
Someone give me a TL;DR
thick coyote
What's the excuse for not having snipers
gusty plume
Oh, great. Another mode I didn't ask for doubling the size of my game
Don't make me call an inquisitor
keen vapor
Is this setup for skiitarii 😮
I get that but I think we're gonna be techpriests and not the infantry
rain pilot
Someone give that man the pin of shame
thick coyote
thin wagon
People can't aim
somber stream
Did darktide just became an extraction shooter
brazen scaffold
So we gather tech remnants? New class is admech themed confirmed
skitarii makes the most sense overall when it comes to having a techpriest class in the game, can't really think of any other admech units that fit the bill of being equal parts powerful and disposable like the rest of the rejects
gusty plume
Someone give me a TL;DR
Darktide: Nightreign Escape from Marathon
marsh iris
Did darktide just became an extraction shooter
arctide
sinful mango
what else could it be besides skitarii from the mechanicus im not caught up on their units
somber stream
Real!
thin wagon
skitarii makes the most sense overall when it comes to having a techpriest class...
Enginseer would be better imo
marsh iris
escape from Atoma
lusty crown
No chaos wastes
thin wagon
Give me a proper support class
thick coyote
Did darktide just became an extraction shooter
Always has been 
spare cliff
Victor you actually did this?
silver jasper
Is this game still getting updates
rancid shore
Darktide: Nightreign Escape from Marathon
Cute PFP, also nice
dire kayak
holy fuck i can't wait for expeditions
stone olive
what else could it be besides skitarii from the mechanicus im not caught up on t...
tech priest?
thin wagon
Not full but still decent buffs and debuffs
thorn shadow
Darktide wastes we are so back
sleek harness
skitarii makes the most sense overall when it comes to having a techpriest class...
In one of the badland missions Hadron complains that the higher-ups won't call in Skitarris
So uh
No
patent grove
Ok this expeditions thing sounds neat
sleek harness
gusty plume
I gave it a cursory glance, will there be PvP? Assuming a hard no
brazen scaffold
what else could it be besides skitarii from the mechanicus im not caught up on t...
That's the thing, I don't think there really is any other subfaction or "class" you could actually grab from within admech that would fit better
dim torrent
So we didn’t get an Admech class but we got a whole mode dedicated to finding tech remnants? That makes sense
last valve
Ngl, this feels like an extraction shooter game mode
Except no PVP
olive badger
I gave it a cursory glance, will there be PvP? Assuming a hard no
no, it's pve
dim torrent
That's the thing, I don't think there really is any other subfaction or "class" ...
Tech Adept
supple ether
I get that but I think we're gonna be techpriests and not the infantry
I think skitarii makes more sense but i would not complain at all if we were given tech priests.
dire kayak
ITS SO PEAKKK
thick coyote
what else could it be besides skitarii from the mechanicus im not caught up on t...
Reclaimators
gusty plume
no, it's pve
Epic
clever gust
So we didn’t get an Admech class but we got a whole mode dedicated to finding te...
Japanese soldier that kept fighting after the war
hardy wadi
Guys they added Tagilla to darktide hes going to cap my knees
last valve
no, it's pve
We need PvP to keep up with gaming trends
We already have the micro transactions
somber stream
So it's not really a open world thing, more like a series of maps that you can choose from
elder oasis
skitarii makes the most sense overall when it comes to having a techpriest class...
Clearly the next class is the fabricator general dummy
rancid shore
We need PvP to keep up with gaming trends
We already have the micro transactions
The fatshark guy said no
dire kayak
So it's not really a open world thing, more like a series of maps that you can c...
ITS SO PEAKKKKKK
spare cliff
A tech adept would make sense, the only unit i can imagine being sent out on these "suicide missions" without volunteering
keen vapor
I think skitarii makes more sense but i would not complain at all if we were giv...
We got the vets for that. I want to be the half-machine nerd telling the vet to treat his gun better. I also want, like, servitor slaves to fight with me.
limber zealot
Road trip!
rancid shore
no, it's pve
THANK YOU I LOVE THIS GAME WOOOOOO (hates pvp
sleek harness
I wonder how many of thoses dog owner ogryns will be around in the first day of expedition launch
untold abyss
as long as the new game mode supports quickplays and none of that havoc tinder gatekeeping, i'm gonna be satisfied
somber stream
This is why the slop shop got delayed huh