general-chat

[sleek harness]

Why would you buy every DLC

[rare pulsar]

I didnt

Im just saying

[sleek harness]

That's a question

Why would you

But you seem rather defensive maybe you did buy every DLC

Who knows

[rare pulsar]

Idk i think they are a bit underwhelming content wise fo the price in general

[green vector]

what part of what he said was defensive?

wtf

[rare pulsar]

Its basically just different text and pictures

[rare pulsar]

Hes just doing a lil trolling

[sleek harness]

Heorthu

[green vector]

leave the billion dollar company alone looking ass

[sleek harness]

Do you even know me

[rare pulsar]

Its foolish skaven after all

[quaint moss]

like yes, i want to buy 20dollar for a voice pack

[sleek harness]

Oh wait he just joined this year

Of course he doesn't know me

[green vector]

[rare pulsar]

Ive waited years for this please take more of my money

[sleek harness]

Is it more than SM2 voice packs

[tired inlet]

buddy, EuroTruck/Train/Farm Simulator and Dead or Alive/King of Fighters are straight wildin'

[quaint moss]

sm2 voice packs are just a scam, fr

uh and id say, yeah

[rare pulsar]

I did buy american truck sim i confess

It was on sale tho

[sleek harness]

Are you hopefully they are going to fix this in the next patches

Hopeful*

[rare pulsar]

Spoiler: they wont its a feature.

They even said its intendet

[quaint moss]

uh not really, if not with friends, my games usually mute for my podcast and music

[rare pulsar]

These goddamn jesters

[sleek harness]

Random but I had a Deja Vu about you saying this

[rare pulsar]

I prolly did

[sleek harness]

No

[rare pulsar]

Something similar atleast

[sleek harness]

I mean a future Deja Vu

[idle otter]

[rare pulsar]

Ah

Thats not a deja vu then

Thats a vision

[sleek harness]

I usually get thoses and it's normal to me ngl

[rare pulsar]

Thats all that warpstone

[sleek harness]

Future Deja Vu, visions

Same thing

[sleek harness]

I mean seriously

[rare pulsar]

I mean its good for you as a skaven right?

Makes your bones big

[rancid shore]

question

how is an ogryn

with 500 hp

possible?

[hard crane]

3 health curios with 3 health minor nodes

[amber delta]

he might even survive an extra hit from a gunner

[rancid shore]

and is it any good?

[visual vortex]

True

Their mouths dont even move when speaking

[hard crane]

you’re better off just going toughness you already have like 300 base health

[quaint moss]

my bri'ish friend made the mistake of getting it for their rp.
they are one of the hopeful

[visual vortex]

They desperately need a new PR manager

That guy in the discord needs to be fucking canned

[feral vessel]

I don't think I will..

You do what?

Wow! We have so much in common.

[tired inlet]

my buddy just likes Black Templars, so he got Black Templars. He's happy with it.

I made my own custom chapter in SM2 that's an Unforgiven successor founding

the customization tools are just so good in that game

[jade stump]

I made a ork marine, 2 of the blood angel regiments have very orky symbols for their lads so I got inspired

Sides that my buddy bought blood angels dlc but wasn’t given the jumpy boy’s skin

[rancid shore]

RRECAF

FOR THE RECAF GOD

[dire kayak]

goobing the goober god!

:3

[rancid shore]

hi bloober

[oak nexus]

recaf

[quaint moss]

indeed

[quaint moss]

my is a blood angels fan

[tired inlet]

I used to be big on Templars too, but I've since evolved from the gene seed of the Imperial Fists.

[sleek harness]

Both of you are lame

[twin flower]

Lame..?

Lamenters?

[sleek harness]

Lame

[twin flower]

So you like Lamenters, I see

[sleek harness]

I don't like unlucky people

[south valve]

I like laminators

[sleek harness]

Makes me unlucky

[south valve]

for making paper waterproof

[ancient violet]

Ok everyone

How do i

Hit the gritty?

[sleek harness]

Why do you want to hit the gritty

[oak nexus]

im sure Hadron could hit the nastiest gritty

[twin flower]

What did gritty do to you

[sleek harness]

Well it's a dead meme

We torch every old meme

[glossy bear]

Hello filthy skaven its time to die

[sleek harness]

Dwarves used to be memes

Once

[glossy bear]

Doubtfull

[tawdry edge]

Kinda weird being on a new account

Damn

[fading otter]

Ew

Gray name

[sleek harness]

GRAY NAMER?

Put him on a cross

[clever horizon]

new class when

yeah I'm thinking space Marine

[worn quail]

Siffrin!!!

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp :3

[tawdry edge]

Hallo

Wow I can't use my emotes and stickers here

[quaint moss]

[tawdry edge]

Die die die die

[tawdry edge]

I'm going to kill you with a gun

[sleek harness]

No

[quaint moss]

[tawdry edge]

Yes

[tawdry edge]

Stop flexing THE EMOTES AND STICKERS

[tawdry edge]

I'M MISSING THE RED ROLE TO USE THEM

[dire kayak]

is really nice to see you back lynx

[tawdry edge]

DIE DIE DIE DIE

[tawdry edge]

Good

I'm still not playing darktide yet

Stinky ahh game

[sleek harness]

Who is Lynxiee again

[worn quail]

i spammed my lolands in a fatshark announcement once and it made some people buttmad in general for some reason

[sleek harness]

I remember the name

[worn quail]

very odd

[sleek harness]

Just not him

[tawdry edge]

@round mica my old acc

[sleek harness]

Ohhhh you are that one Brazilian

[tawdry edge]

Ye

Stinky brazilian

[sleek harness]

Oh wait that's the guy with purple name

[tawdry edge]

[rancid shore]

guys

i require assistance

[oak nexus]

what up

[rancid shore]

new member

RECAF FOR THE RECAF GOD

[rancid shore]

struggling to find ways to have fun in tide

[clever horizon]

anyone PLAYING darktide right now

[rancid shore]

what?

of course not

[clever horizon]

🫵

[oak nexus]

I could hop on

need more people to play mortis trials ngl

[tawdry edge]

Im not new you buffoon

[elder oasis]

I wonder if we will get an electric priest as a class. Its a bit of an odd duck when it comes to admech themed characters but they are mentioned in one of the missions

[tawdry edge]

Dis but a new account

[worn quail]

Pick up the Relic Blade.

[rancid shore]

new still

[clever horizon]

making me not want to play 💀

[tawdry edge]

I'm hitting you with a rock

[oak nexus]

why do people not like mortis

[tawdry edge]

Cowards

[oak nexus]

game mode where you get wacky upgrades and just murder hordes

[clever horizon]

i just dont like fun

[oak nexus]

an op to havin fun

there it is

[worn quail]

i love hivescum in mortis trials

[cosmic burrow]

Mortis is fun as fuck

[worn quail]

i've never gotten the replenishing grenades for it tho

like, ever

i think some dev realized how stupidly broken it would be

[clever horizon]

yeah

[oak nexus]

the replenish nades with ogryn box of nades gives me life

4 ogryn, 4 box of nades

[clever horizon]

ogryn needs a new weapon

that doesnt suck

[oak nexus]

what would be some cool weapons for ogryn to get

[clever horizon]

brass knuckles. large chunk of concrete and rebar

[thin wagon]

Got dropped into a mortis where they had like 20 or 30 trappers running around the place.

Terrifying

[thick coyote]

Good ones

Heretic_Cacti had a list somewhere

[feral vessel]

How are you all today..

..by the way.

That rhymes

[oak nexus]

it is time to play darktide

[dire kayak]

i need headpats

[river ingot]

headpats are good for you

[feral vessel]

Ask and he shall provide..

[oak nexus]

I did not realize that emote was weary and thought it was evil

[south valve]

I'm okay, I guess you could say

[feral vessel]

hehehe

[tired inlet]

It's time to T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TIDE!

[tawdry edge]

Chuds

[feral vessel]

Chudlingss...

[tired inlet]

why would you have a new discord account

[feral vessel]

Wait why does Lynxiee have a gray name.

Something isn't adding up..

[tired inlet]

ban avoidance?

Like, I still have the same e-mail address I made in like 1997

[oak nexus]

sheesh

aol email

[thin wagon]

I mean he's got a point though.

[tired inlet]

no, that wasn't an ISP that serviced out in da' boonies

[clever horizon]

hotmail ahh 😭

[thin wagon]

No need to swap unless the old one got too messy.

[tired inlet]

there we go.

[oak nexus]

my first email was ymail and it got purged

[tawdry edge]

No

Honestly just wanted to make a new one for a while but finally had a reason to

Had a mental breakdown and got with some bad weird people, blocked them and decided it wasn't enough

Starting over in every other platform as well

Made new accounts everywhere I could and even deleted some e-mails

[clever horizon]

assumed you got hacked

[tired inlet]

that's fukken wild
Discretion is part of Valor.

[tawdry edge]

Nah, never got hacked in my life, never will

[tired inlet]

you basically just told us you're in witness protection because you accidently fell in with the mob over some racketeering

[tawdry edge]

Except like a few days ago where someone from Colombia logged in my Ubisoft account

Instantly changed passwords

Lmao

[tired inlet]

now Thumbs Fettucini is after you

[tawdry edge]

Thumbs Fettucini is with the fishes now

[tired inlet]

Nah, you're hiding

Stromboli Rolli McFoley is on his way

[tawdry edge]

New account, chud

[clever horizon]

theyre after your division 2016 gear

[tawdry edge]

He can try to get me I'm ready

[tawdry edge]

Over my dead foid body

[feral vessel]

I see..

Stop calling me a chud. You know that's not true.

[tawdry edge]

What else can I call you

[feral vessel]

what I am.

[ancient violet]

Chid

[feral vessel]

a stupid plant..

[dire kayak]

give headpats merp

[dire kayak]

nuhuhhh

youre a smart plant

[feral vessel]

uh huh..

sure

[tawdry edge]

You goddamn PHYCUS

[eager haven]

I swear, playing w/ randoms on mealstorms is harder than h40.

[tender horizon]

Easier to hard carry a Mael ime

Like you just do not need other people for them

[grim brook]

Is the event over? I see the missions on the mission board. but I am not seeing how many missions needed/completed when I TAB. Just contracts

[formal mortar]

Event has a few more days

Check at melk

[grim brook]

That's what I'm seeing as well. It might be a visual bug

[formal mortar]

He should show you what you still need

[visual vortex]

Q and E

[tender horizon]

There's a button to cycle from your melk quests to the event missions counter

[formal mortar]

Sometimes that bugs out

[grim brook]

Okay. I'll check. I'm veryinging files atm. I'll do that after it finishes. Thanks

[formal mortar]

But melk always shows at his counter

[storm ember]

karktide

[tired inlet]

are you no a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller?

like... the groaners/walkers in the underhive are chuds in a literal sense.

[cosmic burrow]

They are too skinny

[tired inlet]

all early imperfect gene stealers are chuds

CHUDtide

on the DarkCHUDs

[tired inlet]

1 more week; ends on 17th

[visual vortex]

When i am conscious

I can feel myself breathingp

[dire kayak]

im not the only person who has that?

[visual vortex]

No

I hate the feeling of my skin against my bones can someone help me peel it off like potato skin?

[whole glade]

me

bc i play night lords

so me am expert

[visual vortex]

I dont want your help

[cosmic burrow]

You sound like you are severely underweight

[visual vortex]

You sound like you read into things too much

[cosmic burrow]

Likely

[lyric frigate]

as far as im concerned, i hate the feeling of having a body

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

People wanting to be incorporeal

[visual vortex]

We should become USB sticks

Also i just realized that the Avatar blue people are kinda fucked because of their tendril hair thing

Imagine the parasites

[dire kayak]

you already are if you try hard enough

[blazing shadow]

are those normal npc with guns gunners too? i mean does the curious buff affect them? cause they hit like trucks too

[tired inlet]

you'd still take 3 attempts to plug in correctly

[stark bobcat]

Gunner res curio perk is only elite gunners (dreg and scab) plus reapers

[lyric frigate]

@dire panther i quit playing pocket and immediately got my first 4x killstreak is it because pocket is ass or im ass at pocket

[dire panther]

Real

Uh

Pocket is weird

[visual vortex]

Tf2 pcoker mesic

[dire panther]

Oh is this gen chat

Yikes

[whole glade]

me when

[oak nexus]

cheesed to meet you

[astral basin]

Not plas?

[stark bobcat]

nope

[dire kayak]

hungy,,,

can i have a small nibble of your night lords?

just a small one

[bleak geyser]

anyone know a good shredder pistol build stats blessings and perks?

[thick coyote]

The trash

Probably mobility

Then Blaze Away

Pinning

[cosmic burrow]

You are ass at pocket and what bonesaw said pocket is weird

[thick coyote]

Cavalcade

Reassuring Barrage or whatever the name of toughness on shooting

Flak Maniacs

[bleak geyser]

gotta have perk for maniacs lol

[thick coyote]

Well the weapon is naturally good against maniacs
You can double down on it

[stark bobcat]

Dump collateral, flak/maniac pinning fire + blazeaway (max dps) or inspiring instead of blaze for toughness

[thick coyote]

Inspiring Barrage, that's the one

[bleak geyser]

thankyou you both@thick coyote @stark bobcat

[thick coyote]

Wtf is reassuring Barrage

[stark bobcat]

what fatshark tells us every update

idk

[cosmic burrow]

A figment of your imagination

[stark bobcat]

cute spider banner

yours?

[languid hazel]

Cheese! Cheese for everyone!

[dire kayak]

dont tempt me

i will kill for cheese

[bleak geyser]

yea my vicious girl

[stark bobcat]

always wanted a spider

or a snake

[bleak geyser]

shes a old grumpy lol

[stark bobcat]

Does she allow pets?

I know some you can

[bleak geyser]

she likes pets sometimes under the abdomen

which is weird

[stark bobcat]

yeah

most animals dont like that

too vulnerable

[bleak geyser]

yea

[stark bobcat]

thats cute though

[bleak geyser]

if im lucky she will allow pets other times its hair to the face

[thick coyote]

Get hair'd lol

[bleak geyser]

its so terrible

[dire kayak]

your banner jumpscared me-

[nocturne bloom]

How do i make my kidneys not feel like sand

[drowsy lynx]

Drink da water

[nocturne bloom]

I drink 2 liters a day

[drowsy lynx]

Pissmaxing

[dire kayak]

i could hug you?

[bleak geyser]

sorry

[oak nexus]

cheesed

[dire kayak]

nooo it's okayyy

[nocturne bloom]

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[dire kayak]

[thin wagon]

Oof more water less soda or energy drinks if you happen to drink those

Like hella more water

[oak nexus]

eat your kidney

[tired steeple]

Made me shit myself too but is it like your pet

[bleak geyser]

my kidneys are full of tea

[bleak geyser]

yea

[thin wagon]

Tea is good. Idk if it's as dehydrating as coffee

[nocturne bloom]

How it feels to not have arachnophobia

[bleak geyser]

i dislike coffee sadly

[lyric frigate]

spoider...

[tired steeple]

Well that’s nice

[lyric frigate]

im mixed on coffee

[tired steeple]

I’m horribly arachnophobic but the fear lessens when I know the spider’s a pet

[lyric frigate]

coffee is a spectrum

[thin wagon]

I drink it out of necessity never enjoyment

It does a job and nothing else

[bleak geyser]

i see yea

[thin wagon]

Tea is pleasure. Enjoyable.

Chai tea. Delish

[bleak geyser]

thank god you dont sleep near her cage then

[drowsy lynx]

Bean water good

[lyric frigate]

i cant wait to turn 18 so instead of having a dependance on coffee i have a develop a dependency on caffeinated rust remover

[bleak geyser]

i love a good green tea with ginseng so delicious

[nocturne bloom]

I want 50 pet snakes all cageless

[stark bobcat]

same

[tired steeple]

Has she ever done that molting thing

[bleak geyser]

Yea i have her last molt saved in a box

[tired steeple]

Aw cool

[lyric frigate]

if i were to keep a cage critter pet it'd probably be a snake

snakes are cute but evil. like cats but with scales

[bleak geyser]

have its own room dedicated to the snake vines and stuff like its natural habitat

[nocturne bloom]

Every snake in my state is lame and generic tho. Only cool ones are milk snakes and eastern water snakes

[tired steeple]

I want a scorpion

[lyric frigate]

same here, there is like only one venomous species

[dire kayak]

i am so lucky there's no snakes where i live

i would just instantly die

[thin wagon]

I'm happy with my pup lol. That is enough effort.

[bleak geyser]

oooo a scorpion would be awesome to have honestly

[nocturne bloom]

We do have rattlesnakes here

[bleak geyser]

i havent seen none near me at all in pet stores sadly

[nocturne bloom]

But those are kinda bland

[lyric frigate]

i love my cat and the stray that he made friends with

[nocturne bloom]

Ive only seen 1 tho

[thin wagon]

Reptile expos unironically tend to have cool insect pets as well

[bleak geyser]

i will have to take a look

[thin wagon]

Although check if they do insect expos

[bleak geyser]

yea

if anything i will probably get a jumping spider as pet, pet stores near me have been getting so many lately

[thin wagon]

Oh the big ones are very appealing actually

[nocturne bloom]

Get a rhinoceros beetle and sic it on people you hate

[lyric frigate]

is a jumping spider like the enormous kind

[thin wagon]

They have big and small ones

[bleak geyser]

my exs good idea

[south valve]

I think I would have a heart attack if a spider jumped at me

[thin wagon]

Naaah they're fine.

[dire kayak]

my friends can sic me on people

[bleak geyser]

if u weren't expecting it to happen very understanding i probably would

[dire kayak]

it doesn't even need to jump at me for me to have one

[nocturne bloom]

[south valve]

They do just at people, right?

or have I got that mixed up?

[bleak geyser]

neverr have seen a spider directly jump at someone yet, crawled on is what ive seen more of

[south valve]

Same honestly

[lyric frigate]

arachnophobia as a concept is kinda funny because the spider is probably just as scared

[south valve]

Oh okay, I see

[nocturne bloom]

Spiders care more about what somethings intentions are as opposed to emotions, since they cant feel emotions

[bleak geyser]

i mean just think of like the cranberry bogs the huntsmans will crawl on u if u knock them off the berries

[south valve]

I've had a spider land on my shoulder and crawl across my hand before

[lyric frigate]

eugh

land as in

it dropped down?

[south valve]

Yeah

I HATED it

[dire kayak]

that includes you

[lyric frigate]

yeah i would probably just die in your situation

[south valve]

Wait, I spelled it wrong

[nocturne bloom]

Could I sic you on myself

[bleak geyser]

what really gets the bloodpumping is when the spider comes down with its web and stopping in front of you

[dire kayak]

possiblyyy :3

[south valve]

Huntsman spiders, like the giant ones?

[lyric frigate]

EUGHHHHH

NOOOOPE

[bleak geyser]

pretty much

[lyric frigate]

NUH UH

[lean ether]

is there anyone looking for a dev?

[thick coyote]

Honestly if a spider jumped at you it's either friendly and moving at less than 30 fps
Or you're fucked because spiders are mostly shy

[nocturne bloom]

I used to have a spider in my bulkhead the size of my hand i named Peter

[lyric frigate]

i have to thank my cat for keeping my house free of this bullshit

[bleak geyser]

i wanna get a cat again but landlord is allergic and wont allow me to have one

[lyric frigate]

awwwh

rip

[thick coyote]

Yeah but then you have a cat which is just as worse

[hidden whale]

post cat

[thick coyote]

[visual vortex]

Any insect that enters my room falls into Smough's chambers and is devoured by him

[bleak geyser]

i used to have a very floofy mainecoon who would collect all the dust and keep the bugs out

[visual vortex]

I know it

[lyric frigate]

let me find real quick

[lyric frigate]

omg a maine

i love them they're huge

[bleak geyser]

yea they are

beautiful cats

[dire kayak]

literally me

[visual vortex]

Lowk Smough if he catches your goofy ass: https://youtu.be/PdwIuWbDwTU?si=zknrFv7koNIxI0v7

[lyric frigate]

#zealot-class message fatty
#zealot-class message fatty's stray friend who kinda sorta lives in my house

[blazing shadow]

Do you guys think new boss will have new Jesper track banger?

[hidden whale]

cute

[thick coyote]

Probably one of the "generic" boss music

So Nightsider/hab block bonanza

And whatever the other one

[visual vortex]

New music in teaser though

[blazing shadow]

i really like the boss music on this map: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y923hIWJPK0&list=PL_8OPzy1Q4QBe2bE-X2REDfs-92R99cX0&index=16 hope will not use the generic boss music and has his own music

every new Jesper track it's a plus on the game

[languid hazel]

I need a mainecoon cat

Specifically one of those 3 foot long onesp

[bleak geyser]

you wouldnt need to worry about sweeping the floors with them

[lyric frigate]

i love pallas's cats i wish they could be domesticated

[rancid shore]

hi

whats up?

[nimble salmon]

Theyre not for the weak

They eat more than you

[tired inlet]

I mean, a pineapple eats you back when you eat it, but I still gnosh on those.

[hidden whale]

okay but im pretty sure humans low diff pineapples

[tired inlet]

for now

[lyric frigate]

aou

[hidden whale]

O.o

[nimble salmon]

Did bro take benadryl or something wth

[rancid shore]

whats going on here?

[nimble salmon]

Mf says pineapples eat humans

[rancid shore]

huh....

[hidden whale]

u must live in a safe country

[nimble salmon]

Broski you said humans low diff pineapples

[cosmic burrow]

Would love to have one. But holy hell they are expensive in maintenance

[hidden whale]

maybe not you

:3

[nimble salmon]

Yeah you have to brush them as well daily… multiple times

[cosmic burrow]

Nothing a electric drill cant fix

[cosmic burrow]

Eh0

Street cats are the best

[nocturne bloom]

I have a maincoon, snowshoe and generic orange creature

I had a ST Bernard but he passed last year

[nimble salmon]

Calling it orange and generic doesn’t sound right

None of the orange ones are generic

[cosmic burrow]

It being a creature is accurate

[thick coyote]

They do

[dire kayak]

hoouuggghhh

[nimble salmon]

Indeed

SWEET LIBERTY MY LEGGGG

[thick coyote]

They have an enzyme that reacts with meat
So when you eat it it reacts with your tongue

So you eat it and it eats you too

[nimble salmon]

What

Eat 10 billion bananas they eat you back

[dire kayak]

and me

[dire kayak]

im the house cat

[thick coyote]

Bromelain is the name of the enzyme iirc

[thick coyote]

No no
You die of radiation poisoning

[thick coyote]

💀

[hidden whale]

you should be purple

[nimble salmon]

Bananas playing support

[nimble salmon]

Like homer?

[hidden whale]

I thought homer was yellow

[nimble salmon]

Homer symptom

[nimble salmon]

How am I supposed to know, im colorblind

[thick coyote]

The Symptoms

[thick coyote]

Heh
The Simps

[nimble salmon]

Homer blimpson

[nocturne bloom]

True

[dire kayak]

domer

[dire kayak]

i feel quite pink today

[nimble salmon]

Surprise neighbor, i just bought a brand new corola wagon

[pallid badger]

Update tomorrow?

[thick coyote]

Who knows

🤷‍♂️

[cosmic burrow]

Certainly a shop rotation

[river elbow]

FATSHARK! GIVE US ARBITRATOR PLAYERS NEW COSMETICS AND OUR LIVES ARE YOURS!

[cosmic burrow]

If no shop rotation

Then update

[cosmic burrow]

Gw said no

[river elbow]

Damn. Now I am going to beat the nearest Psyker out of spite.

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah cool

[pallid badger]

So there's something bound to happen tomorrow no matter what?

[cosmic burrow]

Idk

Maybe

[pallid badger]

As a payday player that's more than enough for me

[tender horizon]

I think shop rotates tomorrow?

[thick coyote]

If it's been 2 weeks then yes it will

[whole glade]

foine

[dire kayak]

YAAAYYY

[arctic linden]

Anyone else having Connection issues

[thick coyote]

Everyone

And I mean it

[thick coyote]

Apparently things have been worsening since 1.10

[shell creek]

Scab ragers wear flak armor right?

[arctic linden]

Oh okay. Thought my PS5 had a stroke.

[bleak geyser]

nope

[thick coyote]

Flak head
Carapace body
Flak center mass

[shell creek]

So only the head and upper torso are flak?

[thick coyote]

No no the torso is carapace

[tired inlet]

yesterday I was in a B&B match with a psyker and two scummers at the trainyard; we're heading upstairs to the station and a plague ogryn coms down, knocking one scum to the bottom where the medicae was at the station lobby area, and I go down with my plasma gun and kraks because they got insta-downed from fall damage, and the psyker is there too, I guess. Once the ogryn is downed another patrol of bulwarks/crushers/reapers comes in, but I got plasma. I look for the other scummer and not only did they not come down, they ran the entire yard and were at the second drop-down point where the luggage is.

for fuck's sake.

When we get to the final area, the upsets a demonhost and the thing goes after the scummer, and I'm just goin' Cadian about it. "Leave him. That's what he'd do to you," and head onto the bridge.

[shell creek]

I had a match yesterday where a fresh arbi shot a sleeping daemonhost and we were forced to fight it 💀

[tired inlet]

ended up getting the assassination target down and rescuing the psyker (again) who decided to melee the champ.

[sinful pecan]

Straight to jail with them

That arby was like "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"

[tired inlet]

"forced"? Nah, unless it's like havoc or an auric maelstrom, let 'em deal; that's sabotage

Malingering, 12 months in the isocubes.

[south valve]

Did you see that? 👀

There was a poxburster RIGHT THERE

[sinful pecan]

Nah that's the plague talking to you

[tired inlet]

GET IN THE CUBE
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/judgedredd/images/3/34/SMAJ0jP.jpg

[south valve]

Oh okay

how long do I have to live?

[sinful pecan]

Should ask your local inqisition officer about that or something

Hmmm

12 days

[south valve]

Good enough

[thick fog]

not tomorrow

[pallid badger]

what if

[dire kayak]

i want a changeling as a lawyer

[oak nexus]

must have been the wind

[tired inlet]

now 11

[oak nexus]

holy shit

[south valve]

THE VOICES! THE VOICEEES!

[oak nexus]

g

joined a mission in its end cinematic

got full rewards

what the helly

[green vector]

[thick coyote]

Look at my lawyer dawg 😭

[ivory dawn]

Hey people

[sinful pecan]

what difficulty

[sinful pecan]

hey hey people, sseth here

[oak nexus]

only malestrom cause im using grey weapons since im too broke to level shit

[ivory dawn]

Hru

[sinful pecan]

Get your money up, not your funny up

[green vector]

you mean malice?

[oak nexus]

sorry heresy

[green vector]

you eu?

[oak nexus]

NA

[green vector]

pfft

[oak nexus]

guh

[sinful pecan]

I spend so much fucking ordo dockets trying to get good rolls on weapons lol

[oak nexus]

Im canadian 🙂

[green vector]

me too

got perfect rolls for every arby weapon

[tired inlet]

we count those

[green vector]

[oak nexus]

I just dont have no fuckin blue square things

[loud wind]

what would be the best way for me to find a group of people to grind true survivor with

[green vector]

diamantussy

[oak nexus]

yes that

[sinful pecan]

Everyone's always out of diamantine

[red zenith]

Spricht jemand Deutsch hier ?
German

[loud wind]

do highest havoc you can, if you do a 40 you'll get like 30k every week

[tired inlet]

this happened to me once in Space Station 13. It was all a ruse to kill the Judge.

[nimble salmon]

JUDGE, YURI AND EXECUTIONER

[oak nexus]

ive done my havoc but I need more

[nimble salmon]

Tatsache, aber dieser server ist generell englisch sprachig

[tired inlet]

Punpun Kill-chan

[red zenith]

Kannste mir helfen Tipps geben und so 😄 ?

[oak nexus]

banger quote

[nimble salmon]

Sicher, DM mal

[tired inlet]

Yaoi-cutioner

[red zenith]

Ok danke

[nimble salmon]

Straight spittin and im not talking bout saliva

[sinful pecan]

spitting acid like a space marine

[thick coyote]

I thought Titan was Skaven and was like "The rat speaks German?"

[oak nexus]

guh

[tired inlet]

that's tough to swallow

[tired inlet]

you've gotta concede that Imperial tongue in WHF is Germanic

[thick coyote]

Better than the Brets then

[nimble salmon]

Good thing im not a cringy giant space smurf unlike guilliman

Robot girly man over here

[thick coyote]

Ooh so that's why we have helmetless marines

[sinful pecan]

I might be a genius actually

[thick coyote]

So they can spit acid

It all makes sense

[nimble salmon]

Should i take this as an insult?

[sinful pecan]

Y'all ever seen the color scheme for hammers of dorn?

[oak nexus]

nes

[thick coyote]

It depends, do you have anything against Foolish Skaven?

[oak nexus]

skaven are

[sinful pecan]

call that shit "hammers of porn" 'cuz they've got the same color scheme as ph lol

[nimble salmon]

They mostly dont wear helmets because the helmets reduce their senses, space wolves especially

[dire kayak]

[tender horizon]

That's specifically SW

Other SM don't wear them cause of like honor code or whatever

They also still normally have an iron halo on so like whatever

[tender horizon]

Says more about you than them that's your immediate connection I'm ngl

[thick coyote]

No no it makes sense

[thick coyote]

They both can do some pounding

[thick coyote]

[dire kayak]

bites you

[nimble salmon]

Idk, i never tried it

[tired inlet]

pound rocks

[thick coyote]

[blazing shadow]

Why sometimes rituals starts to full the bar faster even when we still faar from the ritual? is this a bug or some kind of feature of the ritual

[nimble salmon]

Never seen a rock with a hole in it

[oak nexus]

gamers, what mark do you use on the dueling sword?

[nimble salmon]

That one

[oak nexus]

guh

[neon badger]

the pointy end

[green vector]

1st auric of the day and a lobotomite ran forward and doomed the game

[dire kayak]

i can eat them for you

[tired inlet]

it's literally called a witch stone, I shit you not
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adder_stone

[nocturne bloom]

Im so confused as to if someone at work hates me

[nimble salmon]

Fuck around and find out

[nocturne bloom]

They completely covered my maintenance cart in paper towels

[thick coyote]

4 for poking
5 for super dodging

[nocturne bloom]

It took like 15 minutes to clean

[nimble salmon]

If you’re ordering food you should suggest ants and look at their reaction

[nocturne bloom]

No

Im going to spray their shit with lemon scented polish

[ancient violet]

Roach tacos

[zenith pollen]

hi goober new pfp i see

[tired inlet]

and 2 for flinching!

[nimble salmon]

Are you not suspicious that theyre an ant eater

?

[thick coyote]

2 used to be my goat

My goat

[ancient violet]

If I eat ants does that make me an ant eater?

[thick coyote]

[dire kayak]

im blue goober now

[nocturne bloom]

Im more concerned about how ill torture them

[nimble salmon]

Toriel a baddie ong

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/ZGIeyb1JPck?si=7SbnPa-weJOqN-EG

[nimble salmon]

Blueger

[nimble salmon]

Now im suspicious

[dire kayak]

nobody could hate you

[thick coyote]

"The uploader didn't make this video available on your country"

[ancient violet]

Let me move there right now

[thick coyote]

#zealot-class message

[nimble salmon]

Where do you live, north korea?

[nocturne bloom]

Honestly ready to quit tbh

[jaunty path]

You still owe me money

[ancient violet]

Can I leave life?

Kinda done with it, idk

[sinful pecan]

No I actually really like that color scheme, when I first saw them I was like “that’s sick as fuck”

[nimble salmon]

북한은 세계 최고의 나라다, 베이컨

[nocturne bloom]

Even if i did i wouldn't pay you

[jaunty path]

I don't speak arabic sorry

[jaunty path]

why...

[nimble salmon]

Since when do arabs eat cats?

[jaunty path]

At some point in history they probably did

[nimble salmon]

Welp, watcha gon do

[ancient violet]

Can't believe we make our children read Arabic numerals

What has this country come to?

[jaunty path]

Plus arabs are still Asian

So I win.

[dire kayak]

[nimble salmon]

Youre not done, tonight were staying up until 1billion pm

[nimble salmon]

Guh?

[dire kayak]

🫂

im here if you need someone to talk to

[nimble salmon]

Yeah man, youre never done, theres so much more for you to do and discover, and still lots of fun to be had!

[green vector]

auric brutes and blasts shock troop gauntlet lets go

[tired inlet]

the korean guy usually shows up real early in the morning hours.

[nimble salmon]

Well maybe don’t let him read that then

[pallid badger]

Life is 10 times better when you delete social media and news in general and start seeing the that word is not that fucked up

[thick coyote]

[nimble salmon]

Indeed, really lowers that cortisol

[tired inlet]

he's always super depressed about something and is typically drunk and doesn't enjoy his conscription. So...probably won't

[rain pilot]

howdy all

[nimble salmon]

Damn, holy shit…

[nimble salmon]

What if i rename myself to difficult joe?

[rancid shore]

hi

[rain pilot]

i am indifferent

[nimble salmon]

So you are indeed easy

[rancid shore]

indifferent joe?

[dire kayak]

ill hug him when hes back

[pallid badger]

And petting dogs and cats

[rain pilot]

More like sucidicial Joe

[rancid shore]

and an s to joe and thats me

[tired inlet]

yeah search from: bamboothedog
he's an interesting fellow; pretty mellow about things otherwise. Seems kind of lonely.

culturally racist towards the Japanese and the Chinese, but that's just how he's been brought up.

[dire kayak]

:3

[pallid badger]

I always take a small detour through the animal park when I walk home, it's so fucking relaxing even though it takes some more time

I love dogs, they don't know what rent or taxes are

[nimble salmon]

I wish we had a 5 axis milling machine at work, i‘d love to machine a space marine out of aluminum or CU-SM

Or something along the lines of that

[dire kayak]

i always love any headpats i get

[nimble salmon]

I prefer cats personally, dogs can get real annoying with that loud barking and stuff

[oak nexus]

dub for guinea piga

[dire kayak]

:3

[nimble salmon]

Bro what?

[pallid badger]

[nimble salmon]

Sharks too, love lemon sharks

[rain pilot]

I am out of smokes

[tired inlet]

so go into the upper right of your Discord, where it states "Search Darktide" and write "from: bamboothedog" and you can see his chat history here if you'd like to see him.

[green vector]

probably why he went nuts the other day when i mentioned chocoB

he's japanese lmao

[dire kayak]

:3

[pallid badger]

Fair enough
I only like the dogs that move around like they've just smoked a fat blunt

[nimble salmon]

Iran this, Israel that, Iran out of smokes and the struggle Israel

[nimble salmon]

You just gave me an idea for the weekend

[rain pilot]

I am soooooo angry

[nimble salmon]

Crazy work…

[green vector]

failed cause someone got solo trapped

[rain pilot]

I want to punch someone until I knock out teeth

[green vector]

on auric

[rain pilot]

I think that is not normal

[nimble salmon]

Slightly difficult joe

Gas stations exist just saying

[tired inlet]

was that the last thing your dad said to your mom?

[pallid badger]

You gonna get high?

[nimble salmon]

Did you listen to pantera perchance?

[nimble salmon]

If i can manage to fit it into my schedule

[rain pilot]

Never knew my parnets growing up until in my adult life

mother and father

[tired inlet]

...Towelie?

[pallid badger]

Okay mister busy businessman

[nimble salmon]

Damn… im sorry to hear that…

[tired inlet]

long trip to get smokes then

[rancid shore]

thats fucked up to say

[rain pilot]

More like taken awau by my grandparents

[green vector]

[green vector]

dont overshare on the internet then

[rain pilot]

which my grandfather cheated on m y grandmother when she got cancer

[nimble salmon]

Gotta go to my sisters birthday… and do other things… i dont know if i can even manage to get sum stuff

[feral vessel]

Good evening Hive Tertium.
I just wanted to say that I fucking hate the new event, and it makes my life feel like shit. Other than that, good as always.

[tired inlet]

is your grandfather Newt Gingrich?

[rain pilot]

My grandfather is a cunt that deserves the distance the family gives him

Scammed money out of his own kin

[ancient violet]

I hate it when people say this to me

Because if I could say something to make myself feel better I would

[rain pilot]

He is living a soft life as we all suffer

[nimble salmon]

UFO flies past

[pallid badger]

Don't you rather get high on celebrating and family joy?

[green vector]

fuck is this depressing ass chat

[ancient violet]

It's like telling someone who is drowning: "hey I am here if you ever need to talk"

[rain pilot]

Story of my life

[nimble salmon]

Ass? Where?

[ancient violet]

More shitposting to mull out the void 😈

[thick coyote]

Weak Aura

[ancient violet]

Weak Aura deez

[rain pilot]

If I was a CEO if a gaming company

I would fight my devs in a boxing ring

[ancient violet]

Great Unclean one

[nimble salmon]

Did you get toughness reduction from death guard or something?

[rain pilot]

Khorne

[nimble salmon]

Gabe

[rain pilot]

Ya silly little cunt

[ancient violet]

Khorne would be weapons manufacturer

[rain pilot]

No creativity

👏

[rancid shore]

man

[nimble salmon]

Great unclean one is just the average redditor and burnt peanut watcher

[rain pilot]

burnt peanut is just late night TV again

[oak nexus]

this was the sign I needed to get more coffee

[rain pilot]

We have gone full circle

[rancid shore]

indeed

coffee

it helps us

[nimble salmon]

He a CHUD

[ancient violet]

I got one, what about a gas formula that speeds up the aging process

That way we can make children in war torn countries "legally" killable by international law

[rain pilot]

I'mma chud

chuddy

[rancid shore]

mf

i cant figure what to play on vet

maybe a gun las recon is overdue

[ancient violet]

Actually no that isn't the Khorne way

[oak nexus]

double barrel shotgun with a knife!!

[nimble salmon]

LASPISTOL

[rancid shore]

what about it

[rain pilot]

Already done when those oil depots were bombed by Israel and increased gas prices

[ancient violet]

Khorne would just start WW3 tbh, no balls

[nimble salmon]

HEAVY LASPISTOL AND POWERSWORD

USE THEM

[feral vessel]

I'd figure he'd be a PMC CEO.

[rancid shore]

í hate the powesword

[feral vessel]

Blackwater 2 electric boogaloo

[rancid shore]

i do prefer the power falchion

[oak nexus]

id imagine khorne would have us just brawling with our fists

[nimble salmon]

Skill issue

[rancid shore]

yeah

[oak nexus]

last person standing type beat

[nimble salmon]

Okay based

[rancid shore]

my whole existence is one

maybe ill use the shovel

[nimble salmon]

DEPRESSING ASS CHAT

[oak nexus]

shovel also bussin

double barrel shot gun though my beloved

[ancient violet]

Nah, you don't need skill to succeed

Just look at Zuckerberg

[rancid shore]

it reflects the chatters

[rain pilot]

Beat depression like beating uh

something

[feral vessel]

Take that, depression.

[nimble salmon]

🥩

[tired inlet]

we prefer convex asses, not concave

[nimble salmon]

I like big butts and i cannot lie

[rain pilot]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[ancient violet]

How do I fight depression?

Knives, Guns?

Fists

[rain pilot]

drugs

[tired inlet]

Cops will never help you.
Only trust your fists

[feral vessel]

Uh, what he said.

[rancid shore]

just do this to depression

[feral vessel]

Wait what did he say?

[ancient violet]

TAKE THAT DEPRESSION

injects myself with anti freeze

[nimble salmon]

The other day i was eating a biscuit, and then I suddenly thought, FUCK THIS BISCUIT

[feral vessel]

Motherfucker gon look like Atlas at the end of Bioshock.

[ancient violet]

I don't think this is working

[nimble salmon]

How do non smokers deal with stress?

[ancient violet]

Alcohol

[feral vessel]

Eating.

[drowsy lynx]

By taking up smoking for the first time

[ancient violet]

Wait I got it

I'll fight depression with depression

[green vector]

gym

[nimble salmon]

Can a mod please make the speed reaction images into darktide reaction images?

[ancient violet]

"dam nothing matters"

"nothing doesn't matter'

[nimble salmon]

Nah thats too healthy that cant be right

[ancient violet]

Holy shit I'm cured

[feral vessel]

I think..

[nimble salmon]

Have you found… the cure?

[feral vessel]

I need someone silly to give me a jolt..

@dire kayak Rise and smell the ashes.

[nimble salmon]

Also sergal howd you turn into a plant?

[feral vessel]

Long story.

Ate a funny rock, actually..

woke up a plant.

[nimble salmon]

Bro ate too many flintstone gummies

[feral vessel]

Moral of da story..

Uh, only eat good rocks.

[feral vessel]

That would imply plants are the next step in human evolution.

[nimble salmon]

No, crabs are

We will all one day be arthropods

[feral vessel]

That's..

that's hot I think, is that the right answer?

[oak nexus]

I have hired this pox burster to watch over you all

[sleek harness]

Merp no

[feral vessel]

Whart..?

wrong answer?

[sleek harness]

It is not hot

[quaint moss]

the sun is

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[nimble salmon]

I am unsure of that

[nimble salmon]

Actually Hadron is

[oak nexus]

BASED BASED BASED

[feral vessel]

Just the Sun?

Look at the Emperor. He makes me question my bisexuality.

[quaint moss]

femperor

[oak nexus]

expand on that

[nimble salmon]

Fatshark when will the update come where hadron doesn’t wear robes?

[quaint moss]

<>
<____>

[odd shadow]

IM POX-MAXXXING

[feral vessel]

I saw that on 4chan /tg/ once.

[nimble salmon]

You mean like clavicular?

[quaint moss]

you were on 4chan?

[nimble salmon]

Oh my days

[feral vessel]

Yes.

I was.

A few times.

Too late to witness any of the actual large scale antics.

[quaint moss]

oh...... why, sorry ive only ever heard bad things about that place

[feral vessel]

Wasn't there during He Will Not Divide Us or the Tumblr war.

[pallid badger]

I wonder if bisexual would be even accepted in the empire, sounds only 50% productive towards raising the new workforce for the glorious god emperor

[feral vessel]

As far as I know, sexuality is never denied in 40k.

[rancid shore]

is the jump from heresy to damnation that high in difficulty?

cuz damn

[quaint moss]

polgamy >:]

[feral vessel]

Transgender folk? a bit of an issue because of Slaanesh.

[drowsy lynx]

Nah not really, the jump between malice and heresy is the largest iirc

[rancid shore]

huh...

[nimble salmon]

Oh god here we go again

[feral vessel]

No not really.

[pallid badger]

Also it requires medicine, any medicine is valuable medicine for the military

[nimble salmon]

Next youre gonna say it’s slanneshi to be bi?

[green vector]

ye

[feral vessel]

You're applying logistics and by extent logic to 40k. This is incorrect.

Cease immediately or face grave degradation of your sanity.

[pallid badger]

Don't logistical problems come up to the warband on several occasions?

[feral vessel]

No, not really, not that I recall any being mentioned.

[quaint moss]

i think the femperor likes bromances

and before i hear a stupid ah retort
malcador

[feral vessel]

This is true

[odd shadow]

Yes but this is the 40k version of Clav

[pallid badger]

"Alright strike team, you gotta retrieve the ancient scriptures known as yaoi, crucial for the war effort. The emperor protects, the guard prevails"

[quaint moss]

only from the grimest of catalogs

[feral vessel]

Dukane seems like the person to obsessively read yuri.

[nimble salmon]

Clavicular, also known as vehicular

[feral vessel]

She got that girlboss personality.

[nimble salmon]

I want her

[faint hazel]

Is this game worth it

[green vector]

nah

[nimble salmon]

Yes

[pallid badger]

Who? The lady from the train mission?

[feral vessel]

Yes

[faint hazel]

I came from space marine 2 so

[rancid shore]

this is the game's official disc, you're either gonna get "yes" or people memeing with "no"

[nimble salmon]

The commissar of the moebian 53rd

[feral vessel]

Train Mission, Excise Vault (for the road to no mans land line of missions) and No Man's Land.

[pallid badger]

I started the game a few days ago and I'd say it's 100% worth getting

[feral vessel]

She's sorta important.