general-chat

[sleek harness]

I swear

I am only in Darktide and SM2 servers

[jaunty cobalt]

thats fine

[amber delta]

what is dead shooter thing

[sleek harness]

And I don't even talk in SM2 server because it has a bunch of assholes

[sleek harness]

Darktide

[jaunty cobalt]

Some dudes on servers are just wierd

[fiery wave]

Highguard.

Claimed indie this, indie that, Tencent backed that shit up lul.

[amber delta]

oh this

they basically lied about being indie

[tired inlet]

as of 2021, yes; before then they could still have been considered independent.
So Darktide was funded by Tencent as the majority stakeholder in Januar 2021; but before then the company was an independent developer and contractor; Vermintide was self-published.

[fiery wave]

Oh, I know.

Is one thing if you got the money from Kickstarter or so... but...

[fallen tree]

highguard is somehow more funny than the concord saga

geoff really is.. someone

[sleek harness]

Just like Expedition 33?

Crazy

[delicate vapor]

jackpot

[brave slate]

Karma for cucking Kermit

[amber delta]

yes

[fallen tree]

i can also talk nothings about games for a few hours. i hope to get paid millions soon

[brave slate]

My Frogbro deserves better than that harlot Ms Piggy

[sleek harness]

Oh wow I thought you would totally disagree with me

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness, its finally coming to console

[sleek harness]

What

[amber delta]

I am unpredictable animal

[elder merlin]

Abyssus

Its gonna be crossplatform

[sleek harness]

What

[sleek harness]

I can see the animal part

[fallen tree]

a furry would /s /s

[amber delta]

[brave slate]

Sussy abyss

[thick coyote]

Honestly I'm kinda sad Highguard is gone

5v5 went good

But qte mining can go fuck itself

[fiery wave]

Think he tried to save it?

[sleek harness]

Is it vampire survivors but 3d

[fallen tree]

i think geoff is an android unable to think for himself. he lost autonomity during the halo dorito arc

[amber delta]

you can still play highguard

[fallen tree]

in realness, i have no idea. he is a fucking idiot for sure

[amber delta]

until tomorrow

hop on

its your last chance

[sleek harness]

Is it free

[tired inlet]

what was the Mt. Dew Dorito era called? MLG Era, right?
The Shrekpocalypse?

[amber delta]

yes

[sleek harness]

Okay

Still won't play it

[thick coyote]

No no
It's gone

[sleek harness]

Cool

Badass even

[fiery wave]

Dunno, game is just yet another generic shooter.

[thick coyote]

No no

Sad

[fallen tree]

most likely, ive blocked all that shit out. but sadly it only got worse

[sleek harness]

No bo

[fallen tree]

not just another shooter, another live service moba bullshit

[brave slate]

I think Geoff was the one who killed it. If it had shadow dropped like they initially planned it maybe would have gotten a decent following but the generic ass trailer dropping at the end of the game awards when people were memeing about hl3 and titanfall 3 definitely got it a lot of hate

[thick coyote]

Zo

[sleek harness]

Why should I feel sad

[fallen tree]

lets reinvent dota for the 30th time

it will surely work

[amber delta]

from the developers of titanfall

comes nothing like titanfall at all

?

[fiery wave]

Ah, so worse still. Sad nobody remembered SMNC though.

[fallen tree]

i never played titanfall 2, but i liked the first

[sleek harness]

Well, it isn't Titanfall 2

[thick coyote]

proceeds to remove that part from the description

💀

[fallen tree]

super monday night combat? i heard of it way back i never played it

[fiery wave]

In a way, cult following is a thing.

[fallen tree]

i think i was playing tf2 then

[thick coyote]

"I hope your game gets announced by Geoff" is legit threat nowadays

[fiery wave]

Oh, I enjoyed the horde mode more lul.

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Problem of 400-600 ping.

[brave slate]

It got kinda the opposite of that. Highguard got way too much hate for just a mid game

[fiery wave]

Platformer MOBA means...

[fiery wave]

Yeah, I mean a stealth dropped game can still garner a cult following.

[fallen tree]

i played league when it released on aus ping. still doing great despite 200+ ping. by the time they released oce servers i just didnt care

[fiery wave]

SMNC only had like 2 servers.

And I was on worse Internet.

[fallen tree]

the moment Aus gets immaculate connections to NA servers, we'll dominate

all that time accomodating for ping

its real

[tired inlet]

for now, you get them to New Zealand and Papua New Guinea

[fiery wave]

I mean, I play better than some ppl while running a fever and being sick on 3 ping.

[fallen tree]

oh im right there, i live it, i feel ih

[fiery wave]

It's like dealing with 300+ ping.

[fallen tree]

yeah thats why NA bitch about 3ms ping difference, like bruh

thats nothing

[fiery wave]

Just the delay is on you than the game.

[fallen tree]

watch THIS

[brave slate]

Aren't they laying a whole bunch of undersea cables that should improve things?
Granted, they're doing it for the AI slop but reducing ping might be one of the few positives

[tired inlet]

I grew up with 300+ms latency. Don't quote the dark lore to me, child.
I was molded in the 56k.

[fiery wave]

I play Xbow medic on 600+.

[fallen tree]

they are relaying old cables as far as i know, i hope it helps ping but its probably gonna be like 20-50 years before its amazing

[tired inlet]

I played in a Dubai free wi-fi connection in a sandbox on an XP Laptop in 2007 and got 30,000ms

[fiery wave]

You gotta precog to no ends lul.

[fallen tree]

aka no/minimal ping

[tired inlet]

over multiple satellite hops in geostationary orbit

[fallen tree]

how was the gameplay, amazing im sure

[fiery wave]

I actually get 3-6 ping on APAC Central.

[brave slate]

In 50 years they might as well have the tech to tunnel cables through the earth's core

[fiery wave]

I still wonder how the richest place has the worst internet.

[fallen tree]

where are you located, my best ping is like 60 to central, pacific south etc

[fiery wave]

Singapore.

[fallen tree]

yeah so NA to china ping will be 5 in the future

[fiery wave]

I'm like a 30 mins drive away from the SG server farm.

[tired inlet]

there exist many undersea cables; some are even using multimode fiber optics; There exist an issue of why they need consistantly tended to search for breakages though:
VVVV
https://compote.slate.com/images/87b79ce6-bb1c-42ca-ab42-9931a6284fe5.jpg

[fallen tree]

you're like smack bang in the middle of them all

afaik

[fiery wave]

Assuming they use Amazon.

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[fallen tree]

bless you

better out than in

[fiery wave]

But IDK, I get net that is godly locally but atrociously bad afar. Maybe time to recontract to faster.

And then the issue is my 1gig supported cat5 e cables.

[fallen tree]

i upgraded from 100/20 to 500/50 for like 3 bucks

and i only knew because my brother recently moved into a new house

[fiery wave]

I'm on 1000/1000 if you using Mb?

[fallen tree]

i was being cucked on like 400 up for a year because they didnt let me know

yep

australia internet is shit tho

[fiery wave]

My DLs are around 850Mbps.

[fallen tree]

we take what we can get

[brave slate]

I'm on 40/20

[fallen tree]

lucky for you

[fiery wave]

The cap is server sided if anything.

On cheapest internet fibre btw.

Have always been.

[tired inlet]

even if you have 1000BaseT Cat5e, you still need a NIC and a router/switch that can support it and an ISP that will allow the external transmission; there's always a bottleneck somewhere

[fallen tree]

i dont think we're capped here beacuse most times im downloading its just old people on netflix competing

[brave slate]

I should move to a place with fibre
My ancient ass building is probably turning 100 years old soon

[fallen tree]

but yeah, aussie internet has always been behind

[misty trench]

I remember the old times of being on 5mb download and fuckin 0.25mb upload

[fiery wave]

Yeah, my system supports up to 1Gb. Thing is, the new minimum is 3Gb.

[fallen tree]

please dont remind me. its so nostalgic because i was playing wow vanilla back then

hours to download a patch

[brave slate]

Remember the dial up tone...

[fiery wave]

We are getting recontracted to 3Gbps in like 3 weeks.

[misty trench]

when the NBN finally reached me and I ended up on a whopping...30/10 I thought I'd entered the space age lmao

now I'm in Canada and on gigabit net and I now realise how wrong I was

[astral basin]

Incaaaaan

[fallen tree]

i got fibre to the premise real early. i think early than most. which is crazy because i live in a middle neighbourhood

[tired inlet]

#general-chat message

[fiery wave]

Because cheapest offering plan.

[fiery wave]

Early is cheaper or free even.

[misty trench]

that's lucky for sure

[fallen tree]

i couldnt say for here tbh, but it was good hearing people complain when we got the first upgrades 🥲

[misty trench]

honestly I think they just pulled addresses out of a hat and went with it

[fiery wave]

Was free if we spared a day for them to install and hook it up.

[fallen tree]

in perth there are so many hilly areas near the coast and whatnot, so i assume they have to build it up the hwy, and carine is close off the hwy

idk if ur perth based, rip

[misty trench]

Skulllly

[visual vortex]

500 leeches

[fallen tree]

WA basewd even

[misty trench]

I was QLD based

[fallen tree]

i cant remember if that was teh case for me, but we didnt have to pay for the upgrade at least

like, the whole appt

[fallen tree]

im sure qld had it sooner than us

[misty trench]

east coast does tend to be faster on that stuff

[fallen tree]

^

[astral basin]

Do you guys know where your prime minister is? I heard you lose em sometimes

[fallen tree]

perth is usually the last laugh

[misty trench]

but also it's Queensland which is like, the backwards one of the bunch so xdd

[fallen tree]

drowning off the east coast iirc

[sleek harness]

Australians have queens?

[fallen tree]

qld is fine.. from a tourist perspective

[fiery wave]

Ah. It was part of the upgrade to fibre thing from broadband.

[fallen tree]

but id argue perth is the backwards one

lmao

maybe until recently tbh

[somber stream]

It's a bad day to be Chainsaw man fan

[misty trench]

I think as soon as you get outside Victoria and NSW you're kinda just oscillating backwards from there lmao

[fallen tree]

no they re stated that its not over next chapter

its fine

[tired inlet]

ICANN/IANA is still in charge of that.

[fallen tree]

part3 is real

[somber stream]

Oh so there's another arc after the next chapter, okay

Fujimoto really did took the dog too, huh

[brave slate]

How long is part 2 taking? I'm waiting until it's done before reading

[dire kayak]

meow

[sleek harness]

Boober

[fallen tree]

the shonen jump official online reader updated the last panel to be "to be continued"

even if it were 1 last chapter

[misty trench]

oh I meant like, the Aussie nation broadband network during actual construction

[somber stream]

Motherfucker

[fallen tree]

the revision is weird

there will be a part 3, ill stake flesh on it

[misty trench]

the way they laid out cable was so random that the govt wasn't even sure what was happening a lot of the time lol

the classic, really

[dire kayak]

skaven

:3

[fallen tree]

im so upset, i really hope it goes well. but ive read a bunch of his other stuff. i think he has it

[somber stream]

Would be really funny if Fujimoto went "Ah I got bored of this already, yeah. The end in 2 chapters"

[fallen tree]

i think thats the sentiment everyone has rn. and it sucks

[sleek harness]

I would say something but I don't know

[fallen tree]

i get why they think that, but i hope not

[sleek harness]

Don't feel like it

[somber stream]

Considering how Fire Punch went out

[fallen tree]

i read firepunch

its like

LMAO

[somber stream]

Chances are very high

[fallen tree]

yeah just like firepunch...

i really hope not..

it has way too many loose ends compared

[brave slate]

Fire punch was a wild ride at the start

[somber stream]

At the start?

[fallen tree]

you're right

i think the whole thing

[somber stream]

It's like strapping yourself outside a rocket and have that sucker flying on low orbit

[brave slate]

I mean, the ride got wilder but the ending kinda was meh

[fallen tree]

it reminds me of devilman crybaby

[dire kayak]

[fallen tree]

and another one i cant put my finger on

i like those sorts of endings, where its just despair

[sleek harness]

What server name is even that

[brave slate]

Got the physical copies somewhere. I think I might reread them before I hop on csm part 2 since you guys are hinting that it's almost done

[dire kayak]

[twin flower]

[sleek harness]

Maci

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-gossip-girl-gossiping-gossip-fluffy-cat-gif-16574850200818093144

[sleek harness]

So good seeing someone recognizable

[twin flower]

Tis I

[fallen tree]

no spoilers, but this weeks chapter said "final chapter next chapter" but then it got revisionised on the official manga app to be "to be continued"

[sleek harness]

That isn't talking about anime things I have no knowledge of

[twin flower]

You dont like anime?

[quaint moss]

:3

[sleek harness]

No

[fallen tree]

i think too many ppl thought the whole thing was ending, when theres so many loose ends there must be a p3

[twin flower]

Why not

[fallen tree]

:copium:

[somber stream]

So either Fujimoto got clapped by the publisher for ending things abruptly and have to do more after, or it's really the end next chapter

[sleek harness]

Because theres nothing I like that is in anime format

Other than Cyberpunk 2077

Liked the anime

[twin flower]

Uhh

[fallen tree]

there is no way he got fucked by publishers to finish things when he's carrying. this is hopium btw

[somber stream]

Either way, the happening department is on the phone

[twin flower]

Yk.. that actually came to my head to say if you watched Edgerunners

[sleek harness]

The only anime I ever liked

Unbelievable

[fallen tree]

like the reze movie did so much. cutting it off now is absurd

[brave slate]

Unsatisfactory ending to a manga? That's the norm these days

[twin flower]

Uhh, idk if I'd call it anime, but its definitely a more western

[somber stream]

I still haven't watched that, knowing how the manga went

[fallen tree]

thats why i dont read most, if any manga

[somber stream]

I have a fragile heart for my boy

[sleek harness]

Animation, anime

Same thing

[twin flower]

Vox Machina and uhh Mighty Nein was a good watch

[fallen tree]

anime and manga have been on a decline for a while. the slop is so high

[brave slate]

I've read so many I think I've gotten immune to disappointment

[dire kayak]

people would assume i like anime

[somber stream]

Yeah it's just recycled Isekai bullshit these day

[dire kayak]

i don't

[tired inlet]

I liked Blue-Eyed Samurai

but it's French

[fallen tree]

thats why you only read peak. never disappointed

[sleek harness]

I thought you only liked Warhammer figures

[dire kayak]

i love those

[somber stream]

Read real manga like, Elden Ring

[twin flower]

Oh yeah, saw my sister watch it and I found it interesting too

[fallen tree]

of course they made it a manga

[twin flower]

goated

[fallen tree]

im sure melina shows feet too huh

[brave slate]

You have a 10% chance of a series ending well. The rest is a split between getting axed, the story going to shit after getting dragged out endlessly or the author dying

[somber stream]

I have a copy on my desk this very moment

pits

[fallen tree]

when in doubt, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

[twin flower]

Most times I like reading their manga rather than the anime adaptation

[thick coyote]

Oh chainsaw man talk

Let's fucking go

[twin flower]

Chonksaw man

Yk I still havent started on season 2 of the manga

[fallen tree]

i like the manga style over most anime adaptions

[thick coyote]

We have all the slanders ready when part 2 ends

[dire kayak]

what's chainsaw man?

[fallen tree]

weezo

[twin flower]

im surprised its still going when the first seasaon only had 100chapters

[somber stream]

A man that's chainsaw

[brave slate]

Read dorohedoro
S2 anime got announced recently

[twin flower]

too real

sometimes they flop on the animation

[fallen tree]

definitely

[twin flower]

but ehh, maybe its just me

[brave slate]

But honestly the artstyle isn't done justice by the animation. I fucking love Q Hayashida's artstyle

[fallen tree]

you're 10000% right. they lose the panel emotion most times they animate a scene thats worthwhile

but people also dont understand animation to its core

people shit on the naruto vs pain fight

[brave slate]

OPM past season 1

[nocturne briar]

I have to say i hate the havoc experience, i want to play it but no one lets me in any maps and no one joins my game. I just sit in the hub

[fallen tree]

and thats one of the best japanese animated fights of the time

its a certain subsect of japanese animation thats reserved only for highly animated fights

[twin flower]

i honestly only know naruto from the fight scenes ngl

[fallen tree]

naruto anime is so slow. its just like one piece. one piece has a fan series that cuts out all the bullshit

and you save like 100 hours at least

in that respect i think its a product of the time, but the dead air is awful

[twin flower]

Well, season 2 and 3 however..

[timber elk]

shows up on a go-kart hi everyone

[fallen tree]

🙏 opm s3 sure is something

[delicate kite]

So new update arbites drip right

[dire kayak]

[fallen tree]

tomorrow for sure

[timber elk]

How are we doing?

[brave slate]

I've reached the point where the first thing I check when I hear "anime adaptation" is check the studio working on it.

[sleek harness]

What's a go-kart

[twin flower]

reminds me of like uhh, Seven Deadly Sins season 1

[dire kayak]

[timber elk]

throws bread at him

[sleek harness]

I like bread

Is it the french one?

[timber elk]

Sough dough

[sleek harness]

Never mind

[timber elk]

I don’t know what that means

[sleek harness]

I hate it

[twin flower]

sour dough is actually nice tho

[somber stream]

Resident evil 1 Remake in the work let's goooooooo

[dire kayak]

hoouughhhh

[brave slate]

I like french bread, pain

[twin flower]

[sleek harness]

No

[timber elk]

Are you sick?

[thin wagon]

Only the weak cannot handle sourdough

[twin flower]

Try it

[sleek harness]

I did

[dire kayak]

whats sourdough ive never had it

[sleek harness]

That's why they call me the bread guy

[timber elk]

It’s a type of bread that isn’t sour

[sleek harness]

Ew

[timber elk]

Also you didn’t answer my question

[brave slate]

Sounds like false advertising

[sleek harness]

She's avoiding it

[dire kayak]

exhausted and AAAUUGGHHHH

[sleek harness]

Clearly

[timber elk]

Ah

[twin flower]

ate too many things

[sleek harness]

Do the sticker

[timber elk]

Also guess what? I didn’t crash on darktide

[thin wagon]

I've felt the second one deeply

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

Ooooo WWE

[tired inlet]

I've only been told about it because I'd been a fan of the band Asian Kung-Fu Generation since like.. Sol-Fa and a couple of their songs were featured in the cartoon.

[twin flower]

I actually forget some of their OP's were Sol-Fa, godayum

[tired inlet]

Haruka Kanata

[timber elk]

Ugh. I really don’t like Naruto

[tired inlet]

though the first song I heard from them was Kimi to iu Hana

[twin flower]

I mean, I only know a meager amount of it

[tired inlet]

in early 2003

[timber elk]

I’ve had too many friends over hype the fuck out of it

[sleek harness]

What about Naruto Gacha Life

[timber elk]

Absolutely not

[sleek harness]

Perfect

[twin flower]

flashback to when cable was a thing and you catch some episodes of it growing up

[tired inlet]

Toonami did that shit in the U.S.

but it was late night toonami, not afternoon toonami

[twin flower]

I caught it on like.. Animax or some shit

[quaint moss]

im so glad cable is dead

[timber elk]

Aniplax….who remembers that

[tired inlet]

afternoon toonami was sailor moon and dragonball and macross/robotech

[brave slate]

Naruto, bleach and One Piece are like the millennial childhood anime trio

[twin flower]

some good time waster as a child for sure tho

[tired inlet]

late night was cowboy bebop, naruto, trigun

[timber elk]

I fucking loved cowboy bebop

[quaint moss]

this is true

[tired inlet]

then they did the..uhh.. onimusha?

[twin flower]

bebop aughh

[quaint moss]

ive only watched 2 epidsodes, :3 blep

i love the theme song though

[timber elk]

I think one of the first anime’s I ever watched was dead man wonderland

What a wild way to get introduced to anime. Than again I knew a kid who got introduced to anime via goblin slayer

[twin flower]

mine was like my dad's blueray of onepiece

[tired inlet]

Big O, Outlaw Star

[timber elk]

That uhhhh….that was a weird conversation to have with him

[twin flower]

nice first choice

[timber elk]

Like he could’ve picked ANYTHING and he choose the literal worst thing ever

I don’t remember how he found it

[tired inlet]

Tenchi Muyo, YuYu Hakusho

[brave slate]

Considering the amount of wild shit in episode 1... Fuck....

[timber elk]

I don’t even wanna think about it

[tired inlet]

Inuyasha, Space Dandy, FLCL

[timber elk]

Like I don’t know how he wasn’t scared by it

Dude was just a different breed I guess

[lethal jasper]

Inuyasha

[lethal jasper]

Eureka 7

[timber elk]

Black lagoon

[lethal jasper]

Eureka was such a sad anime fr

[timber elk]

Gurren lagann is also a pretty fire one too

[amber delta]

I should watch black lagoon

the crazy gun lady is making me feel things

[timber elk]

City Hunter is a really good one too

[brave slate]

Hiatus X Hiatus

[lethal jasper]

Monster

[timber elk]

Soul eater

[amber delta]

pokemon

[timber elk]

Akira

[tired inlet]

the thing about Cowboy bebop is that if you remove the fluff/filler/sidequest the whole thing is like 5 episodes; but what people most remember fondly are the fluff/filler/sidequest episodes and the finale.

[timber elk]

Fist of the North Star is also a really good one

[lethal jasper]

Trigun (og one)

[rare pulsar]

Go watch primal

No anime but still dope

[lethal jasper]

Trinity blood

[twin flower]

Latest season is pretty wild

Prmal that is

[rare pulsar]

Do not spoiler me pla

[timber elk]

I tried watching fire force

It’s just fan service at this point

[twin flower]

||Ooga booga||

[timber elk]

I absolutely love solo leveling

[lethal jasper]

One piece s2 live action was really good

[rare pulsar]

Honestly movies with fanservice like got are pathetic imo.

[thick coyote]

Son

[rare pulsar]

Unless its helpfull for the plot

[tired inlet]

you ever watch the live-action film that has the legendary Dante Brasco in it?

[rare pulsar]

I dont see a reason why it needs to be in there

[elder merlin]

[timber elk]

SPEAKING OF FAN SERVICE AND PATHETIC.

Rent-a-girlfriend is one of the most pathetic and down bad shit ever

[rare pulsar]

How could you

[rare pulsar]

Im glad idk what that is

And i dont wanna know

[twin flower]

Cause I can

Simping ahh

[rain pilot]

I need warmth

[rare pulsar]

Tobanga noooooo

[tired inlet]

isn't that just an escort service?

oldest profession in the world

[timber elk]

So to give you a nut shell (too bad) dude is a college dropout out and his girlfriend dump him, so he finds a app he can “rent” a “girlfriend” and he literally spends like 72 thousand dollars on her

[brave slate]

Rent-a-girlfriend was kind of a fun era tho with all the shitposting that it spawned

[rare pulsar]

Just get a hooker at this point lmao

[fallen tree]

if only i could meet a baddie from pompeii before the "event"..

😭

[rare pulsar]

Dafuq is wrong with people

[twin flower]

Simping

[timber elk]

Worst part about it? He lives like next door to her. So he could’ve been just a normal person and asked her out on a date. Because she goes to the same college as him.

But no. Dude is an absolute simp.

[tired inlet]

chiseling into Pompeii and finding the lava cast of AK in the cuck-chair, flash melted by the pyroclastic surge

[rain pilot]

Don't understand the greek philosophy of banging ya bros

[rare pulsar]

That involves conversation

[brave slate]

Maybe he was into findom?

[rare pulsar]

Silly u

[twin flower]

hasnt he been rejected like so many times already as well

[timber elk]

No. He just got dumped and immediately goes to a app to rent a girlfriend

[rare pulsar]

The greeks where ahead of their time

[fallen tree]

and to this day, im still rock hard. pardon the pun

[timber elk]

Dude doesn’t even try to focus on himself or try to spark something with another women

[rain pilot]

Philosophiers of either sex just didn't like women

[tired inlet]

TF2 Soldier voice: THE GREEKS KNOW A LITTLE MORE ABOUT BEING GAY THAN YOU DO PAL... 'CUZ THEY INVENTED IT!

[rare pulsar]

Nobody understands u like the homies

The greeks knew that

[twin flower]

Did he say that

I read it in his voice too godayum

[rain pilot]

I can at least ask for affection from the homies

[timber elk]

No. But I’m sure GMOD soldier did

[brave slate]

You get to combine hanging out with the bros and sex. What's not to like?

[rare pulsar]

Allways kiss ur homies goodnight and tuck em in

[rain pilot]

STDs

[rare pulsar]

My homies are CLEAN

[brave slate]

We need to bring back naked male only gyms

[rain pilot]

Keepers

[ember nimbus]

<@&735928989146939404> @shut ether i reported this ID yesterday for trying to get my personal information and its still here

[tired inlet]

TF2 Soldier voice: AND HE HERDED ALL THE TWINKS TOGETHER AND BEAT THEM WITH A BAT. THAT'S WHY WHENEVER TWINKS GET TOGETHER IT'S CALLED A CLUB
musical sting
UNLESS IT'S A BAR!

[rare pulsar]

Maybe i should play tf2

[astral basin]

Its a full on hacker
They got another account that i pinged for last month

[tired inlet]

Piece of piss!

[ember nimbus]

welp

i put in a report

and now pinged the wardens

[ember nimbus]

lets hope something happens

[astral basin]

I think
Idk

[ember nimbus]

im not dumb enough to fall for it

but others might

[rain pilot]

Fall?

[rain pilot]

"Mmmmmmm another bite"

[astral basin]

An… Arbite even?

[rain pilot]

Get in the bad joke corner

[broken sun]

in a meeting atm, DM me a screenshot please

[ember nimbus]

will do

1 sec

[sleek harness]

He tried to send a message to me

It's a bot

[ember nimbus]

yeah i saw you pinging him yesterday too

[timber elk]

I haven’t gotten a message

[dire kayak]

i cant tell when scammers send messages to me

[timber elk]

I guess I’m just built different

[sleek harness]

It's the plague

I passed the bot to you

[broken sun]

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-crocodile-hydraulic-press-lyle-lyle-crocodle-gif-16254847002255442983

[thin wagon]

Smoove off

[broken sun]

grabbed em but deleted the msg after

will get it sorted

[sleek harness]

Head shaved clean with a crusher

[ember nimbus]

didnt know where else to send it, all the wardens have dms off

[broken sun]

mine are on just have to send a msg request

[ember nimbus]

ahh ic

thx for banhammering

[thin wagon]

Any lawbringers available?

[sleek harness]

I should be a mod

[thin wagon]

For honor pun

[sleek harness]

I would always have my DMs closed

I would be the best mod

[ember nimbus]

i would be fine with having image perms

i dont need mod perms

[fallen tree]

mfw no message from scammers

[rain pilot]

That's me with any attention

[sleek harness]

Unlucky

Having scammers wanting your account its a good sign

[fallen tree]

i get a lot, just not from this server

[ember nimbus]

this

[fallen tree]

its usually art servers

[ember nimbus]

who else with a 17 year old steam account

[fallen tree]

makes sense tbh

[worn quail]

last scammer i just sent those weird hieroglyphs and esoteric looking rituals and other benadryl nightmare pictures until he blocked me

[sleek harness]

I had this discord account that was made on 2018

It's blocked

[worn quail]

this is like, my 8th acc

[ember nimbus]

mines from 16

[thin wagon]

I think mine is from 2016 or 2015

[broken sun]

nws

[thin wagon]

2016

[brave slate]

Scammers tried to take my neopets account

[astral basin]

17yo ste- mf id have made that shit as an 8yo

An 8yo on steam

[fallen tree]

steam account from 2009

i get scams all the time

[astral basin]

“Honored sister”

[ember nimbus]

i still have hella tf2 items too

they tryna get to me every week

[fallen tree]

i dont think my tf2 shit is that good, but i still get msgs

[ember nimbus]

some items are hella rare and scammers are thirsty for it

halloween spelled items etc

[astral basin]

Tf2 and csgo are old stock markets
…if we ignore the csgo lootbox dens

[fallen tree]

might be me, but i think ppl want accounts with certain dates to help sell whatever they're selling

[astral basin]

“If its older its more legit”

[fallen tree]

something like that

[ember nimbus]

im sure theres something to that too

[fallen tree]

damn i wish i got into cs2, more importantly the skin comm

[ember nimbus]

i cashed out all my csgo items for tf2 items

then tf2 items crashed

and csgo items soared

[fallen tree]

😔

[ember nimbus]

i had like a dozen deagle blazes

[fallen tree]

team fuckkkk 2

[ember nimbus]

they are so expensive now

[fallen tree]

reminds me when me and my friends bought btc for lsd back in 2010s, if we actually invested what we bought we'd have.. a lot more thats for sure

[fallen tree]

agreed

[ember nimbus]

that story about the guy paying like 10000 btc for a large pizza still cracks me up

i bet that guy is looking at the rope every day

[worn quail]

I ALWAYS SAY THIS GHAHAHDFJGF

[fallen tree]

oh definitely. this is like experiencing the gold rush but present day

[rancid shore]

RECAFF FOR THE RECAFF GOD

[worn quail]

My friend awhile back too got convinced by my ex to sell all his dogecoin cause it was a meme

And he did

And then it took off

[fallen tree]

never trust the ex

[worn quail]

Facts

[fallen tree]

no matter where, who what, how

[rancid shore]

cute sticker

or emote

or whatever

[fallen tree]

vibe reminds me of hollow knight, but its not 😔

[rancid shore]

her

i know that artist too well

[insert soldier meme here]

[rain pilot]

I am gutter fiend

[tired inlet]

switches your recaff for decaf

[astral basin]

-# mugs for the mug throne

[astral basin]

Hm… drinking squigs…

Close enough

[thin wagon]

Gob-let

[tired inlet]

the Sisters of Battle Penitent on WH+ has squigs eatin' cherubs

[rancid shore]

[insert death gif here]

[amber delta]

GW sure likes putting SoB in their animated shows

someone must have worked hard on those 3d models and demands they get used a lot

[patent grove]

SoB in DT plz

[dire kayak]

hoouugghhhh

can my palanite haunts arrive alreadyyy

[tender horizon]

Oh just keep playing your white haired zealot

[ember nimbus]

sobs honestly dont feel that far off after we got arbites

[tender horizon]

Yeah power armor and plasteel plate, definitely similar

[sleek harness]

Zealot reskin and female locked

[cosmic burrow]

I mean arbitrator armour is likely better than what guard gets

At least the foot soldier

[ember nimbus]

arby gets carapace armor

[tender horizon]

You guys have no idea how good power armor is do you

[sleek harness]

Zealots are going almost naked into battle

[ember nimbus]

oggy mogs anyone in power armor

whats your point

[twin dirge]

MAH MARBLES

[amber delta]

sororitas novitiates wear carapace armour too

[sleek harness]

We played SM2

[twin dirge]

[sleek harness]

It sucks ngl

[amber delta]

no need to add sororita in power armor to DT

[tired inlet]

a lot of the zealot cosmetics are heavily armored

[cosmic burrow]

Hehehe

[sleek harness]

Most

[cosmic burrow]

They have few metal plates here and there but thats it

Robes

[twin dirge]

My scum is basically perma neked

[ember nimbus]

it also says for some other zealot armors that they delibaretly dont wear armor sometimes too

[sleek harness]

Their armor is their iron will

[cosmic burrow]

Im not talking about premium armours that is

[sleek harness]

(toughness regen)

[tired inlet]

#darktide-driptide message
A lot of mine are anyway, except the ones meant to be dodgy

[sleek harness]

Mine has no armor

Just some robes and bandages

[ember nimbus]

i will admit that SoBs are a step up higher than the normal rejects

i will put oggy and arby on the same step tho

[amber delta]

all my characters wear armour

[tired inlet]

those "bandages" are a form of armor to deflect glancing blows.

[amber delta]

except ogryn

ogryn is naked

[dire kayak]

i ate them

[cosmic burrow]

Ogryn is armour

[ember nimbus]

i also appreciate those armor descriptions that say that ogryns make for great mobile cover

[thick coyote]

Veteran Scion is also carapace armored

[visual vortex]

Only the front

[thick coyote]

Also we say that as if zealot doesn't have a build that can literally face tank everything in the game

Speaking of face tanking
#bringoldFeelNoPainback

[cosmic burrow]

Between thick armour and shield. Yeah i can see that

[amber delta]

what was old feel no pain

[twin dirge]

I do this in game already

[visual vortex]

#buffogrynholyfuckplease

[thick coyote]

Be more specific

[ember nimbus]

oggy walks the fine line of being too lethal

[thick coyote]

#theirguns

[fallen tree]

#femaleogrynmilkcannons

please

[visual vortex]

He walks the fine line of being the equivalent of a wet noodle and being slightly better than trash

[ember nimbus]

when oggy rework came out he was the strongest for a while imo

until arby came around

[twin dirge]

^

I thought it was just gun oggy that was weak

[thick coyote]

It's just gun ogryn

[green vector]

holy fuck ubisoft is so DOGSHIT

[ember nimbus]

it also is kinda silly that some zealot weapons do more heavy attack damage than some ogryn weapons

that just makes no sense at all imo

[thick coyote]

Kinda silly that FnP got nerfed because Ogryn wasn't supposed to casually facetank gunners

[visual vortex]

Ogryn needs 2-3 hits to kill some enemies compared to zealot weapons that can insta kill

[visual vortex]

It's a fucking ogryb

[thick coyote]

But nowadays there's 3 classes that can facetank gunners

[ember nimbus]

laughs in yellow toughness

[thick coyote]

Your melee is laced if you need all of that

[visual vortex]

I am ALWAYS laced

[thick coyote]

No no
Not even golden toughness

💀

[visual vortex]

But if yiu're going to play ofryn just play zealot or arbites

[ember nimbus]

iron will is better than any toughness damage reduction in the oggy tree

[visual vortex]

They literally do his jobs better with no effort

[thick coyote]

Zealot is casually facetanking everything nowadays

[visual vortex]

And ogryn is sniffling in the corner

[thick coyote]

Put zealot on Cadia and the planet wouldn't break

[cosmic burrow]

Balance everything by deleting the whole game

[thick coyote]

True

[ember nimbus]

i was looking at brainburst last night and got sad again

[thick coyote]

Actual good idea

[ember nimbus]

its so much worse than smite theres almost no justification for using it

the only upside is

swag points

[amber delta]

wdym its the best blitz

[drowsy lynx]

It's powercrept but at least you're playing the game

[ember nimbus]

it is the best

its also the worst

[amber delta]

I mean its the best only because of the node that applies it on hits

but it is a goated node

[drowsy lynx]

I'd rather nuke bosses, armor, and far targets with it than use either of the other two personally

[thick coyote]

Also try not to put smite on the Convo
Smite is singlehandedly the most overhated blitz in the game

[visual vortex]

Yeah but the zaps feel cool

[thick coyote]

💀

[ember nimbus]

doing 20% health damage to a crusher VS. turning a whole crusher stampede off for 10 seconds

[drowsy lynx]

I left an auric maelstrom yesterday within 10 seconds of combat because the smyker was already cornered up smiting a single crusher lmao

[visual vortex]

Mfs will really kill their teammates because they're not playing how they want them to despite not buying it for them 🫩🙏

[normal linden]

Why don't veterans have military salute emote, fcs? Was the tradition lost during dark ages or something?

[ember nimbus]

i need the albanian salute

[thick coyote]

You get knife twirl emote but without the knife

[sleek harness]

Why

[dire kayak]

i just completed my 500th mission

[quaint moss]

cheeseburger

[ember nimbus]

nitrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[quaint moss]

ive been stellaris

[dire kayak]

🤤

[quaint moss]

goku vs baby that beats goku

[sleek harness]

Good game

We should play together

[quaint moss]

i play on pc, and dont do multiplayer :3

[sleek harness]

Why not

[quaint moss]

i just dont

[green vector]

rejected

[sleek harness]

Thats lame ngl

I won't destroy you in multiplayer I swear

[ember nimbus]

is arma reforger worth it?

i really used to like arma

[quaint moss]

its not that, the game just take forever to complete one game

its a huge commitment

[ancient violet]

Ur a huge commitment

[rain pilot]

We need to four stack arbities again

[quaint moss]

weal

[ancient violet]

If someone says "big pants" today one more time

I'm actually going to scream

[rain pilot]

Be funny if you can have custom party options to have certain classes join your lobby

[green vector]

big pants

[ancient violet]

That's it

I'm GLORPING

MAD

[rain pilot]

🫦

[green vector]

its morbin time

[ancient violet]

Truly the music industry is one of a kind

[quaint moss]

I'm alpharius

[ancient violet]

Nice to meet you

[rain pilot]

No you're dead

proceeds to put my revolver away like Micah from RDR2

Imperium Venom

[ancient violet]

I get that reference

From Kendrick Lamar

[rancid shore]

ok so

psyker shield?

better than i thought

[ancient violet]

No

[sleek harness]

Why specifically Micah

[ember nimbus]

any psyker shield smykers in chat

[amber delta]

psyker shield is based

[ancient violet]

I say we remove Psyker and Scum from havoc to make it more fun

[rain pilot]

The why he puts his guns away is the most ego I can see a man put a gun away

[visual vortex]

American venom?

[ancient violet]

Obese Megalodon hear me

[elder merlin]

One day we'll get new weapons for Ogryn, cosmetics for Arbite, Hive Scum and a Beastman as a class

[rain pilot]

Good lad

[drowsy lynx]

Have you seen its interaction with a beast of nurgle yet?

[sleek harness]

Make a game that lasts 50 years

[rancid shore]

"smyker"

[quaint moss]

but, no

[rancid shore]

does it also block the vomit?

[clever horizon]

new ogryn weapon...

[sleek harness]

Make the endgame 2220

[amber delta]

yes

[sleek harness]

[ember nimbus]

we going non interventionist on the heretics

[drowsy lynx]

Yep if it's in the bubble there's no vomit at all

[quaint moss]

2026 tomorrow

[rancid shore]

intersting

[rain pilot]

We need an ability in Darktide which is just deadeye

[ember nimbus]

ew

[sleek harness]

You mean 2019

Dumbass

[ember nimbus]

i dont want a computer aiming for me

thats disgusting

[rain pilot]

ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ya silly

lil

[clever horizon]

claude kill this crusher

[rain pilot]

bastard

[quaint moss]

2026 the day after tomorrow

[sleek harness]

Do we tell him about the existsnce of controller?

[ember nimbus]

you are still moving your paws dork

im not letting some machine aim for me

[quaint moss]

hook your spinal cord up

[ancient violet]

I have an idea

What if we have AI play the video games for us

[amber delta]

if you need computer to aim for you because you use controller, then maybe controller is a horrible device for playing

[sleek harness]

No

That would be after 1200

[rain pilot]

Okay so another ability clone?

The fat shark special

[visual vortex]

Osrs players have been doing this shit with girlfriends since its creation

[sleek harness]

For aiming

[oak nexus]

its fine but before crossplay comes into the mix

[ember nimbus]

what if we also gave executioner stance to zealot

[sleek harness]

Everything else is better

[quaint moss]

2026 the day after the day after tomorrow

[sleek harness]

[rain pilot]

fuck noooooooooooo

[sleek harness]

No

[amber delta]

false

[quaint moss]

yes

[rain pilot]

Zealots steal my ammo when they don't need it for their flamer addiction

[visual vortex]

Good morning

[rain pilot]

the amount of shaming I have to do on a regulat basis just to keep them in check

[ember nimbus]

killing floor had bullet time, it would be cool to have some in darktide to be honest

[rain pilot]

I am truly doing the emperor's work

[drowsy lynx]

This is like half the reason I have scoreboard installed

[sleek harness]

Truth I speak

[sleek harness]

You are confusing me

[drowsy lynx]

I'll see another zealot top off while oggy is at zero ammo and I'll just start reading off how many ammo packs everyone's grabbed in chat

[thick coyote]

Hold on
Actually cooking

Wait

This is just Rampage

💀

[rain pilot]

and you are in the red

as a vet

worst of all

[quaint moss]

:3

[rain pilot]

You chosen the revolver

[drowsy lynx]

Real zealots never use ammo, only throwing knives

[rain pilot]

Flamer addiction man

[sleek harness]

You are pissing me off

[ember nimbus]

no its desperado

[quaint moss]

its the current year

[ember nimbus]

rampage is executioner stance too

makes sense tho

[rain pilot]

I'm shitting in someone's corpse starch

[thick coyote]

I mean considering that Desperado is pretty much only infinite ammo+Perma ranged dodging

I don't consider it ExecStance

But that's just me you know

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[thick coyote]

[sleek harness]

Current year

[rain pilot]

oh yeah current year

[ember nimbus]

i didnt save it but someone on the reddit did a meme where they said every ability is either executioners stance or shout

and i cant shake it

keeps me awake

[sleek harness]

Executioner stance works for both a sniper rifle and a machine gun

[quaint moss]

so, the end game would be

[sleek harness]

2900

[rain pilot]

or a charge

[amber delta]

I cant wait for new class to have only self buff abilities "activate to make your shooting better" "activate to make melee better" and "activate to make you tougher"

[thick coyote]

Also for melee vet

[drowsy lynx]

I used to like running it but it feels so pointless now

[thick coyote]

Lmfao

[sleek harness]

If you are saying in the game it's 2250

[rancid shore]

i.....i cant believe this

[ember nimbus]

if its "make someone elses stuff better" im gonna

[quaint moss]

202..... yes spongebob 2900

[rain pilot]

I use it only for brittleness stuff on it

[twin dirge]

I think I'm gonna play smyker exclusively today just to make people upset

[thick coyote]

But every ability being shout is just a Fatshark classic

[drowsy lynx]

Every team has an inferno or melee psyker that'll clear hordes as fast as you can pull a flamer out with no ammo requirements

[thick coyote]

I can't even blame the person who posted that

[sleek harness]

Stellaris start at year 2200

Dumbass

[quaint moss]

(its not possible)

(its a dumb joke)

[sleek harness]

GROG I WILL MURDER YOU

[amber delta]

is invisibility shout or exe stance?

[drowsy lynx]

Even the thunder hammer handles hordes decently these days, there's no reason to wield such a clunky niche weapon anymore

[ember nimbus]

shout

[sleek harness]

I don't understand what you are trying to say

[ember nimbus]

actually

[drowsy lynx]

That felt more useful before crusher hp buff, too haha

[ember nimbus]

shroudfield might be both

im going insane

[thick coyote]

Fire tastes better than Soulblaze

[sleek harness]

No wonder

Souls aren't tasteful

[rancid shore]

i need more flamers

[quaint moss]

THE NUMBER WOULD BE NEGATIVE, skaven :3

[sleek harness]

Number of what

[quaint moss]

endgame year

[sleek harness]

Stellaris year?

No?

Stellaris game starts at 2200

[twin dirge]

Just use both

[quaint moss]

just hurt them harder

[twin dirge]

Inferno staff mortis trials with the fire major path, apply fire on range

[quaint moss]

indeed

[twin dirge]

It applies not 1, BUT 2 WHOLE FIRES

[dire kayak]

should i eat the psyker staffs?

[sleek harness]

What are you trying to say goober

[quaint moss]

2 fries

[twin dirge]

I'm squanchin it

[drowsy lynx]

Blue goober eats blue fire stick

[sleek harness]

Boober*

[thick coyote]

The notification ended at psyker so I was about to say "at least 1000 daily"

[twin dirge]

I played hunt showdown last night and got jumped by a 3 man

[quaint moss]

(the game would never happen, the shortest game, is one thats already finished)

[sleek harness]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING DUDE

[quaint moss]

i would, gain there power

[twin dirge]

I understand grog

I understand

[quaint moss]

wittaly

[sleek harness]

Tell me what this alien is trying to say then

[visual vortex]

Vigilant autogun as hivescum with microstagger perk and no ammo used on crits with the desperado perk

[glossy bear]

Today I saw Gordon Fentman in game

[twin dirge]

I just play my gunker class and pray for either death dealer or the crit esplosion one

[glossy bear]

[visual vortex]

I dont read the names

I just get the ones i like

[twin dirge]

Those are the 2 that can give you no ammo consumption on crit

[visual vortex]

Oh

[twin dirge]

Ye

Thems my favorite

[visual vortex]

I ended up with a build that gave me inf ammo due to crits and was able to stun-lock bosses into a corner

[quaint moss]

gorgeous freeman

[twin dirge]

Mortis trials that last 24 waves when

[visual vortex]

So every time a plague ogryn popped up i just shot its head a bunch

[visual vortex]

Train from ass

I want that ass and i want it now

[oak nexus]

helbore?

[visual vortex]

No

Hivescum with one of the autguns

[twin dirge]

Woah, I just learned about Minecraft mob switches and it's kinda neat

[amber delta]

helbore more like hell-a-bore

[sleek harness]

Aki can I kill you

Actually Ollpheist

Can I kill Ollpheist

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Kill me

[twin dirge]

I wish my brain was big enough to fully comprehend this

[sleek harness]

Oh nice thanks man

[visual vortex]

It would be reslly funny

[visual vortex]

Thank you

[oak nexus]

mortis wednesdays

whose tryin run some mortis

[sleek harness]

Shut up you are dead

[visual vortex]

Mortis mondays

[feral vessel]

Good morning Hive Tertium..

[visual vortex]

Oh right

Sorry

[feral vessel]

Wait, morning or evening?

[visual vortex]

😵

[oak nexus]

day

[sleek harness]

Ruining the realism

[quaint moss]

my brain worm died of hungy

[visual vortex]

😵 🪰

[feral vessel]

wgarht

Feeling fiendish today..

[thick coyote]

Hear me out
Fulminator Smite

[oak nexus]

:bruh:

[thick coyote]

Ranged applies fire and electrocuted takes extra 45% damage

[thick coyote]

[ember nimbus]

hear me out:
exe stance db vet

in mortittys

[dire kayak]

i will bite you

[dire kayak]

[oak nexus]

bloober

[thick coyote]

[quaint moss]

do it

anyways ima go back to playing stellaris

[rare pulsar]

Rip ur wallet

[sleek harness]

I think he already ddi

Did

Ddi

[rare pulsar]

Forsure

[quaint moss]

not a single penny

[rare pulsar]

I approve

[sleek harness]

Dude is playing Stellaris Boring Edition

[thin wagon]

I wish I possessed such resolve

[sleek harness]

At least buy the Corporation DLC

[quaint moss]

(pc)

[rare pulsar]

I love paradox but their dlc policy is some bs

[sleek harness]

And leviathans

[rare pulsar]

Theres like 300€ of dlc

For stellaris alone

[quaint moss]

paradox moment

update, NAH, paid dlc, yes

[rare pulsar]

However they do allow sharing

Wich is cool