general-chat

[twin dirge]

I like it the most

[dire kayak]

the crusher watching in horror as i rip the boulder from his hands and start munching on it

[lilac crag]

budding interrogator to show people jm a fucking loner

[little marten]

WHY IS THE SHOVEL PREMIUM HAHAHAHHAA

[south valve]

I feel like the higher havoc levels aren't even testing you on the same things auric, etc do

[hazy kestrel]

Just pain

With a side of suffering

[dire kayak]

bulwarks dont work on me, i just latch onto the shield and start eating it

[hazy kestrel]

And a bit of hellish modifier combos for seasoning

[south valve]

Have you done h40?

[twin dirge]

Nap or play more darktide

[hazy kestrel]

Many times

[digital fulcrum]

It’s more on ur understanding of spawns & slots

[hazy kestrel]

Suffered through 3 pointless climbs

Never again

[digital fulcrum]

Because you’re expected to already know how to deal with every enemy by urself in auric anyway

[south valve]

What's it like?

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck Encroaching Garden and Final Toll in particular

[south valve]

because even 25 was really difficult for me

[nocturne bloom]

My first H40 clear was with 3 randos

[hazy kestrel]

Hell

[south valve]

lol fair

[blazing ibex]

Hell

[south valve]

I don't get how people can just play that casually to be honest

[blazing ibex]

I'm stuck on my own 40 right now lmao

[south valve]

Like, I don't have a problem with masochists, but /j

[dire kayak]

my first h40 clear was with nobody, not even myself (ive never reached havoc 40)

[nocturne bloom]

Im retired 👴

[twin dirge]

I've never reached havoc 1, get dunked on

[dire kayak]

ainz has competition

[twin dirge]

Idk I was never interested

[green vector]

same

[nocturne bloom]

I just wanted the armor and title

Thats it

[twin dirge]

I hit 30, unlocked it, and shrugged before going back to mortis trials

[green vector]

fellow mortis trial enjoyer

[blazing ibex]

I like hurting myself immensely

So I play havoc

[twin dirge]

Fuckin love mortis trials

[dire kayak]

SO BASED

[dire kayak]

THATS SO REAL I LOVE MORTIS

[lilac crag]

I did 2 40s in my time

[green vector]

i want the emblem for 50 games

[lilac crag]

both of then were something awful

[dire kayak]

okay hear me out

havoc mortis trial

[shell night]

I feel the mob density could be higher but I love it too

[digital fulcrum]

If u actually were a masochist you’d play auric/havoc true solo comms-plex with psyker

[hazy kestrel]

When someone as absolutely cracked as Goblin says havoc is hell, you know it’s bad lol

[south valve]

I want chaos wastes in darktide

[delicate vapor]

wasted

[south valve]

pls FS, ty

[stuck crescent]

Probably with next update

[green vector]

soon

[south valve]

I really hope so

[green vector]

i reckon we going to the 2nd hive city on expeditions

[dire kayak]

i mean,,,

[green vector]

[dire kayak]

how would wandering ogryn pack masters be worth adding if chaos wastes wasnt coming? if we arent getting chaos wastes why not just make them spawn like normal monstrosities

[blazing ibex]

Tbf I have been trying true solo h40s on scum

It's sycorax so it's still a baby map

But still

[hazy kestrel]

Even I don’t torture myself like that pal. Why?

[south valve]

Is HS viable on higher havoc?

[thick coyote]

Because this time is a secondary

[south valve]

and when I say viable I mean, will you get kicked or no?

[thick coyote]

Not a support

[twin dirge]

@dire kayak can we play mortis trials

[blazing ibex]

The class I regularly do the most damage with in game if there isn't a shriek psyker or smth

[dire kayak]

ABSOLUTELY

[twin dirge]

WOOOOOOOO

[green vector]

i wanna join

[twin dirge]

Gimme like

[south valve]

Oh fair enough then

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[twin dirge]

10 minny

[blazing ibex]

Scum is crazy in high havoc if you know how to play em

[lilac crag]

you lads have fun then

[twin dirge]

Then join fuckas

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll join a bit later

[green vector]

[hazy kestrel]

Like in 20 mins

Delivering a package to my uncle

[twin dirge]

You're good, I gotta do a thing rq

[green vector]

yes i get to get carried by thammer again

poggers

[blazing ibex]

Because I'm freed of this game's server issues and its actually kinda fun to see how far you go

[twin dirge]

Aka build craft for 20 minutes

[digital fulcrum]

Hive scum? Top 3 class in the game

[blazing ibex]

If you approach it like you're playing a souls game, it's surprisingly fun to do

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna use Big Man and hopefully tank our frame rates with the funny nuclear boxes

Is my favorite past time

[dire kayak]

we should all play ogryn

[thick coyote]

Actually I think they are testing roaming monstrosities

[green vector]

my frames already tank every game

[thick coyote]

Then they'll add roaming captains

[green vector]

i wanted to play ogryn too actually

[dire kayak]

but why would they need to for regular maps?

[thick coyote]

Testing

[hazy kestrel]

For a bit of challenge

And probably a new hellish havoc modifier lol

[dire kayak]

pack master probably means its pretty likely chaos wastes is coming

[blazing ibex]

It's funny you say this and I still don't hold a candle to some of the people that play this game lol

[digital fulcrum]

Did someone ping me

[thick coyote]

Me watching our Ogryn getting mauled by a dog while their Ogryn just shrugs it off

[hazy kestrel]

Nah, you’re pretty cracked pal

[lilac crag]

more interactive boss figjts

bosses in this game are kinds dookie

especially cus of powercreep

ye will not see me, scunners

one shot

[hazy kestrel]

Taking away the one thing that makes me laugh

[thick coyote]

Gets yellow tagged once

[hazy kestrel]

Can’t have shit on Atoma

[dire kayak]

i guess sooo

[thick coyote]

"we'll have to kill this guy, Ogryn"
"Grut me"

[lilac crag]

" this dude gives you bonus damage, big man. "

" good grutting goodness "

[dire kayak]

i like to imagine the fem loose cannon feeds the ogryn cupcakes for every monstrosity he kills

[rancid shore]

man

[lilac crag]

NO FUN ALLOWED

[lilac crag]

also true

[rancid shore]

kinda feel like i carried an heresy run

[lilac crag]

YOU WILL SPEND 5 MINUTES FIGHTING A BOSS WITH 1M HP

AND YOU WILL NOT CHEESE IT

[hazy kestrel]

Back to fury zealot I go then

[blazing ibex]

I'd win.

[lilac crag]

I know u would proxy

ur scary cracked at dt

[hazy kestrel]

I SHALL REDEEM THEE! goes brrr

[lilac crag]

truth harpoon

[blazing ibex]

Omg it's so hard to be humble now when everyone says I'm cracked 😭

[hazy kestrel]

You’re cracked

This is a non negotiable title

[thick coyote]

Lay off the crack, big dog

[lilac crag]

so long as u don't become a recluse

" wow I'm so good at this game time to take the people I like talking to and never be seen again "

[blazing ibex]

Oh my god

[rancid shore]

FOR HIM ON TERRA

[blazing ibex]

Nah I like talking too much to do that

Highkey, talking here actually made me more social overall

[lilac crag]

thats good now play more games with me pls

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat terra

[obtuse oak]

real. there are some absolute FREAKS out there

[rancid shore]

damn

[obtuse oak]

agitator my beloved

[south valve]

Some absolute freaks 👅

[blazing ibex]

I mean I'm down tonight but my schedule is weird rn 😭

[thick coyote]

What you should do is

Accept that you're cracked

[blazing ibex]

Got a 6 day week rn in this damn job cuz of an LoA

[thick coyote]

And don't be humble about it

[blazing ibex]

I mean the thing is lile

[digital fulcrum]

There’re people that play havoc and then there’re people that play true solo comms plex

These are not the same kinds of people

[thick coyote]

Comns Plex 🛌

[blazing ibex]

I guess I'm good. But I know there are players miles better than me. This game's skill ceiling is insane.

[obtuse oak]

btw in case there are any bg3 or disco elysium fans in the chat: you should play esoteric ebb.

[thick coyote]

Where's my silo cluster representation

[blazing ibex]

Ainz is a good example of that

[digital fulcrum]

Silo is just end event and u can do it easier with high RoF guns spraying at the tentacle joints

[blazing ibex]

just end event

Not the labyrinth like corridors that sandwich you constantly at the beginning

[thick coyote]

See path likes the stairway to hell and doesn't even find it hard

Massively based

[blazing ibex]

I'll admit. It's okay.

[digital fulcrum]

Silo’s spawns doors are ok

[blazing ibex]

Until you get rotten armor there.

The map

[hazy kestrel]

Havoc was fine until stimms and rotten armor

[blazing ibex]

Is simply not designed for that much armor to spawn

[hazy kestrel]

Well, besides the ranking system bs

[digital fulcrum]

Comms plex first event is prob the hardest event in the game for solo?

[hazy kestrel]

Take me back to the halcyon days of 1.0 Havoc

@twin dirge, I’m going online now if you still have a free spot

[twin dirge]

I just finished build crafting too

[green vector]

inv me chads

[thick coyote]

What's the first event again?
The activate the elevator while gunners spawn on the other side of the room?

[twin dirge]

I only have 1 free slot

Y'all gotta rock paper skizzors

[green vector]

[digital fulcrum]

Yea

[twin dirge]

And or take turns

[digital fulcrum]

In solo that event is basically undoable without stealth or stun immune

[green vector]

ill just play on me own

np

[twin dirge]

:(

[twin dirge]

You will be forced to play with me at a future date

Aka when someone gets off

[green vector]

[hazy kestrel]

Well we still have the free spot

Accept the invite Heorthu

[twin dirge]

He's coming

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[twin dirge]

My friend in party with me having technical issues

Xbox is

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

[twin dirge]

Not kind

[green vector]

just hmu when space its all g

[twin dirge]

I will diddle you for sure

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck

[green vector]

LOL

[twin dirge]

In the fun way dw

[green vector]

[oak nexus]

slay the darktide 2

[twin dirge]

I uh, I can't select havoc so

[thick coyote]

Deck Building rogue like darktide could go hard

But not really

Only 6 classes

Also no necromancer

[oak nexus]

replace necromancer with freakomancer and now we gamin

[cosmic burrow]

Crypt of the necrodancer

[south valve]

I'm curious what that entails 👀

[oak nexus]

arbites but wearing leather chaps hittin the peter griffin die lit move

[drowsy lynx]

But then who would romance the necks?

[delicate vapor]

o yea jackpot

[shell creek]

Are puncture and gloryhunter a good blessing setup for a bolt pistol?

[south valve]

I'm not sure if gloryhunter is always considered the best

[digital fulcrum]

Lethal prox + puncture/point blank

[shell creek]

Might go with run and gun instead of gloryhunter tbh. The permanent -30% to spread sounds nice

[digital fulcrum]

Lethal prox basically always take because it makes the boltpistol do smth no other gun can do

Which matters specifically for some builds

[thick coyote]

Also reduced sprint to fire delay which is nice

[rain pilot]

I am doing house cleaning today

Why do I enjoy house life more than a career path 😭

[thick coyote]

Because it's house

[oak nexus]

because house life is where its at

[thick coyote]

There's so no better place than your house

Except my house

My house>>>> yours

[oak nexus]

nuh uh

[ember nimbus]

your house < my house

[rain pilot]

our* house

[dire kayak]

yummy house,,,

[rain pilot]

no

I will be the houseless

[oak nexus]

nooo dont eat my house!!!

[rain pilot]

rent sucks

noooooooooo

This black mold old house

is all I got

[twin dirge]

@green vector AYO

[rain pilot]

I'm gonna eat your oats

[green vector]

[blazing ibex]

Bistol hipfire is among the best in the game

[tired steeple]

Oh knife goblin is still around

Knife gremlin?

Something like that

[bronze wren]

Your holiness, there’s been a second train

[ember nimbus]

turn on the vox it doesnt matter what channel

[blazing ibex]

I mean I never really left to be fair.

I just stopped talking in general for a bit

[tired steeple]

How are you

[thick coyote]

Not to be political or anything
But what the hell is an oatmeal 🗣️

[rain pilot]

I just remembered something

I keep seeing memes of those millennial burger places

we have burger places like that in St. Catharines but you can actually afford it

and the burgers are filling

also unlimited soda refills

[oak nexus]

damn thats nice. Here the burger places legit only sell a burger...

and its like the smallest burger youve ever seen

[nocturne bloom]

I usually refill my soda anyways until they yell at me

[rain pilot]

Well St. Catharines is the true tourist town in Niagara falls

[nocturne bloom]

Doesn't matter where

[rain pilot]

the place is packed all the time

[ember nimbus]

i dont think i can be trusted with unlimited refills

[oak nexus]

have smash burger places been opening up there?

[rain pilot]

smash burger?

[oak nexus]

they just flatten the burger to make it more crispy

and charge you 16 bucks

[rain pilot]

the hell is that

[ember nimbus]

smash burgers rule

[oak nexus]

flatten the patty

[rain pilot]

Yeah we pay like

21 to 26 bucks for a good combo

Abit pricey

but the taste

mmmmmmmmmmm

[nocturne bloom]

We have 2 (2) smash burgers in my state

[rain pilot]

the taste

so so goood

Like the burger wasn't half assed

[blazing ibex]

Alright if not tired.

[rain pilot]

the meal was really damn good

maybe I am high balling the pricew. my memory is shit

but the burger I remember it

so yums

🤤

[nocturne bloom]

I like making my own burgers tbh

[rain pilot]

everything is better homemade

[nocturne bloom]

BBQ, Cajun whatever I want

Flame grilled? Get the grill

[rain pilot]

Ground up fresh meat

[ember nimbus]

i can never get fried rice right at home

[rain pilot]

do my own fat mix

[ember nimbus]

fried noodles too

[rain pilot]

I could help

[nocturne bloom]

Let the ingredients sit in the fridge for 3-4 days

[rain pilot]

3-4 days?

I usually do overnighty

[nocturne bloom]

It won't have the take out aesthetic otherwise

[rain pilot]

You know what

You right

[nocturne bloom]

A lot of fried rice sold at places is just OLD rice refried with butter

[rain pilot]

I wish I could cook you my homemade mac and cheese so you can tell me what to improve on it

[ember nimbus]

also döner is not really feasible to do at homer

i love me a good döner

[rain pilot]

I use 5 cheese different cheese

some light seasoning

[jaunty path]

Hail satan

[rain pilot]

But I feel like it can be better

Missus

help me cook

we got to cook

[ember nimbus]

have you heard of roux?

[rain pilot]

do tell

[ember nimbus]

heat up butter in a pot or pan

slowly mix in flour until silky

[rain pilot]

ooooooh

[jaunty path]

Poo is a good ingredient

[rain pilot]

I remember now

[ember nimbus]

add that to your cheese sauce

[rain pilot]

my bad chief

I remember what a roux is

[ember nimbus]

helps a lot with cheese sauces

[rain pilot]

I use egg yokes as well

[ember nimbus]

also nutmeg goes great with mac n cheese

[rain pilot]

To add more cream to it

[jaunty path]

What are yall cooking exactly

[rain pilot]

the whites can be saved when you reheat it to refreshen the taste of it

Mac and cheese

from scratch

I don't fuck with corpo cooking

When it comes to a artistic passion

Mine is cooking

[dire kayak]

a bot just revived me just before i died

i love the bots so much

[twin dirge]

Holy shit I am bad rn

[jaunty path]

In dt?

[twin dirge]

Yeah

I'm fuckin

I'm struggling rn

I haven't slept in well over 24 hours so that's probably why but holy smokes

[twin dirge]

Doesn't help my recently cobbled together build is failing me

[twin dirge]

Definitely a skissue

[jaunty path]

What difficulty

[dire kayak]

THERES SO MANY BULWARKS

[twin dirge]

Damnation

Mortis trials

[jaunty path]

Whats killing u the most

[twin dirge]

... everything

Lmfao

[jaunty path]

Bruh

[twin dirge]

I'm just sleep deprived and not playing well

[drowsy lynx]

Heretics

[jaunty path]

Are you doing light and heavy attack loops

[twin dirge]

My positioning is shit, I'm missing all my blocks and dodges, I'm paying like zero attention to what's actually going on

[dire kayak]

and thats based as hell

[drowsy lynx]

I too get surprisingly bad at DT when I'm too tired

[modest flume]

I'll hold your hand

[thin wagon]

It's just playing with the training weights on

[twin dirge]

I'm flailing my sword around and screaming for my beloved to hold me because I'm no longer at the wheel

[hidden whale]

chat I just got a call from a recruiter... maybe ill actually be employed one day

[drowsy lynx]

Me when I hit the bong before playing (I never take the weights off)

[hidden whale]

(I couldnt understand half of what he said though)

[dire kayak]

i saved you one time

[twin dirge]

Yes you did

[jaunty path]

Have you considered playing vet w dclaw

[twin dirge]

Made me chub

[twin dirge]

No

[thin wagon]

Bro that's hitting the holy incense before battle, it makes you prime

[green vector]

@hazy kestrel you playin?

[modest flume]

Scum w/ Claw

[drowsy lynx]

Have you explained that you're simply a foil wrapped baked potato cat topped with a lil butter

[jaunty path]

You'll learn the game a lot better

[hazy kestrel]

Not atm

[green vector]

[twin dirge]

I think I just need to like, sleep, lmfao

[modest flume]

Vet with Claw used to be my go-to back in Havoc 1.0

[hidden whale]

no, I told him about my university projects and work experience lol

[hazy kestrel]

Decided to tinker with my Skyrim modlist yet again

[hidden whale]

forgot to mention that detail

[twin dirge]

I don't usually negrelt my sleep

Negrelt

Neglect

[dire kayak]

[thin wagon]

negrelt is good

[hidden whale]

LISTEN MAN

CATS DONT GET JOBS

sigh

[twin dirge]

I agree

[dire kayak]

my dream is to just be the house catgirl of someone

[thin wagon]

Suffering acute sleep negreltation

[twin dirge]

Based

[modest flume]

[dire kayak]

i dont need to sleep

[hidden whale]

I have good news for you

that is very very achieveable

[twin dirge]

I can't explain why but I'm low-key laughing my ass off rn

[hazy kestrel]

This is what I hated about the job search

[twin dirge]

Ts is peak comedy to me rn

[thin wagon]

Cause the word WORKS

[drowsy lynx]

Me when dayloight shavings

[hazy kestrel]

Every call sounds like they’re talking from a WW1 radio in the trenches

[dire kayak]

that word is going into my vocabulary now

[hidden whale]

I came to terms with it many years ago working in IT. indians dragged me across my degree plan in those late nights

[modest flume]

I figured that's what you were doing when you launch Skyrim

[twin dirge]

Cronk pull the lever

[hidden whale]

no one does c lectures like an indian, theyre simply goated

[hazy kestrel]

It never ends

[dire kayak]

[thin wagon]

Negrelt - adjective; neglect, but when you're so tired you just say screw it and invent a new word.

[modest flume]

As a Fallout player, no, it doesn't

[dire kayak]

peak comedy

[hidden whale]

step 1) get significant other

[modest flume]

(I play Skyrim from time to time too)

[hidden whale]

its as shrimple as that

[twin dirge]

@green vector if awake when I return to the land of living I am down for more game, I just cant play RN brain is spaghetti

[modest flume]

My current jam is X4 Foundations

[twin dirge]

You too goober

[modest flume]

It's a really fun space sandbox

[twin dirge]

Maybe

[hazy kestrel]

I think that this time I might actually play one of those big expansion mods in this big list.

[dire kayak]

[hazy kestrel]

If I remember

[twin dirge]

If I get on darktide

[thin wagon]

Oh you know what was interesting I played Havoc and one of the modifiers was Hexed Daemonhost

[modest flume]

I bought it for the Star Wars Interworlds mod so I can command fleets of fully interactive star destroyers with deployable fighter groups

[thin wagon]

some dude had a mod that gave him a literal countdown for how long we had til release

[green vector]

[hazy kestrel]

Cringe

[thin wagon]

I prefer my eyeballing and anxiety thank you very much lol

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[dire kayak]

thats such a based sticker

[thin wagon]

Mods are silly, but some people love em

[hazy kestrel]

Yay, my synthesis patchie is done

Time to finally play the game

For real this time

[hazy kestrel]

Ooh look another shiny armor set mod!

[modest flume]

(Almost able to buy ISDs)

[dire kayak]

[twin dirge]

Alright chat today I wanna dream of hot warp daemons near me

[dire kayak]

dont worry i already live in your skull

[twin dirge]

Perfect

[modest flume]

Is the mod that adds the TF2 HHH's Headtaker still around?

Or only for the original version of the game?

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not sure

[thin wagon]

the daemon in my head being obliterated nigh instantly from the full unfiltered force of my abhorrent trainwreck of thought

[twin dirge]

[Ego boosted]

Lmfao

I eep now, gn lads

[modest flume]

Have a good rest, pal

[ancient violet]

Me when I'm on the clock 🔥🔥🔥

[jaunty path]

Can't play on less than an hour of sleep? Howre u a DT player?!?!?!

[hazy kestrel]

Me when I’m too efficient and finish all of my work early

[ancient violet]

Me on the 🚽

"where are you?"

I'm fighting my inner demons

[jaunty path]

Shitting a boulder I see

[ancient violet]

I took off my cloths too

This is going to be a long fight

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[ancient violet]

Toes curling

[formal mortar]

That's rough pal

[south valve]

Let us know how it goes... I guess

[ancient violet]

I got u fam

[formal mortar]

Need one of them squatty potties

[south valve]

Good god, what have I agreed to?

[formal mortar]

Pretty sure orcka did the agreeing, you did the propositioning

[ancient violet]

It's not like I get paid more anyways so no worries

[oak nexus]

get a load of this guy could be very different meanings

[formal mortar]

These tapatío doritos are pretty good

[south valve]

This server needs exterminatus

[ancient violet]

No just general

Mods should mute general chat

Best decision

[oak nexus]

no

[formal mortar]

Orcka's intestines need exterminatis

[ancient violet]

That way it creates a domino effect to remove Zealot chat

[south valve]

Orcka needs exterminatus

[ancient violet]

God I wish

Let Oblivion come

[formal mortar]

Pretty neat game

[hidden whale]

by mastodon? fire song

[ancient violet]

To Waylon Priorie?

[tired compass]

guys, do you know when the new ogryn dlc is coming out?

[thick coyote]

Dlc?

[hidden whale]

dlc?

what do you know

[south valve]

I'm not sure it's DLC

[ancient violet]

God I wish but Fatshark just going to buff Psyker again

[hidden whale]

spit it out

NOW

[formal mortar]

Got a skooma stash in the hidden room

[thick coyote]

Oh uh
We don't know
Presumably after the 17th

[ancient violet]

Oblivion is more fun when I drink 500 bottles of skooma at once

[formal mortar]

Ogryn needs buff

[ancient violet]

Wait that's everything

[formal mortar]

Not immune enough to bullets

[ancient violet]

Give Ogryn pickpocket

[jaunty path]

Hell nah

[south valve]

What's does your bio mean btw?

ice peach

[jaunty path]

Cold butt

[oak nexus]

give ogryn a bazzilion nades

[south valve]

Oh okay

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[green vector]

6 missions in a row lost

fuck yeah

[formal mortar]

Give ogryn a train

[ancient violet]

Have you tried winning?

[green vector]

cant

try something new i lose

[jaunty path]

U suk

[green vector]

ya

[formal mortar]

Just keep smashing your head into the enemies

[ember nimbus]

BOMBOCLAAT 3000KCAL

[formal mortar]

Whats a kcal?

[ember nimbus]

kilocalorie

[dire kayak]

give the ogryn a me

[ember nimbus]

fuel worth of food

[dire kayak]

it'd treat me really well

[ember nimbus]

i just had a pizza AND cordon bleue with fries

[formal mortar]

So 3000 thousands?

[ember nimbus]

no

3000 thousands

[formal mortar]

Ah, probably only 3000 cals then

[ember nimbus]

yeah probably more like 2000 kcal

[formal mortar]

A large pizza only has 4k at most.

[ember nimbus]

it was a medium

[south valve]

How many in a warhammer?

[ember nimbus]

but a large fry

[green vector]

"only"

[ember nimbus]

im a big mfer

i need to eat a lot

[green vector]

calorie recomendations are daily not each meal

height?

[ember nimbus]

6"2 180

[green vector]

you jacked?

[ember nimbus]

nah

kinda skinny

[green vector]

mf you aint big

[ember nimbus]

i need to move more

[green vector]

[ember nimbus]

im just naturally big boned

and like always hungry

[hidden whale]

get 2500 calories in the mf

right now

forcefeed him EGGS

[green vector]

5'11 230 lbs

[formal mortar]

Ah I get my confusion now

[nocturne bloom]

Could be worse, im 5 foot 9 and 140 pounds

[formal mortar]

We dont use kcal here really

[hidden whale]

im 2'3, 50lbs

[formal mortar]

We just call it cal

[hidden whale]

I live in a tiny acorn house

[ember nimbus]

this jit cracks gnomes

[hidden whale]

I ride a bug to work

:>

[dire kayak]

im 4'2 and 176 pounds

wait

not 4'2

5'2

[formal mortar]

Imagine being under 6foot, I could never

[nocturne bloom]

I thought you were 5 foot

[south valve]

Ratling?

[dire kayak]

I MEANT 5'2 NOT 4'2

[green vector]

i know painted 200 kg

[formal mortar]

Im 205 lbs

[nocturne bloom]

Cute either way

[dire kayak]

[green vector]

im heaviest here

fucking weaklings

[ember nimbus]

i need to put on some mass

[green vector]

[ember nimbus]

but im too lazy to go to a gym

[hidden whale]

can u touch your toes

without bending your legs

[green vector]

ye

[nocturne bloom]

I cant gain weight because of my pancreas
Blame it not me

[dire kayak]

im getting too chubby but i hate exercising

[green vector]

i can lay palms flat on floor

[oak nexus]

SHEEESH

[hidden whale]

with straight legs??

[nocturne bloom]

You saying youre thicc?

[hidden whale]

damn

[green vector]

ye

[dire kayak]

possiblyyy :3

[green vector]

i dont lift

[hidden whale]

that takes actual flexibility training

wtf

[green vector]

i used to box but im fat as fuck atm

[south valve]

Heorthu gonna beat us all in a fight

[hidden whale]

I run too much to get heavy :>

[green vector]

beat ur ass in a minute

[oak nexus]

Heorthu continues to be cool

[south valve]

5000< vs 1

[hidden whale]

all good, ill go for the ankles

bite through his achilles

[green vector]

i need those

[dire kayak]

im incapable of running
not because of my weight but i have a knee injury

[hidden whale]

chat I cant stop waiting pretty asian women cook recipes...

:<

my algorithm is cooked

[south valve]

Oh fuck

I hope you get better

[formal mortar]

Run on your hands

[hidden whale]

running isnt as good as walking tbh

[south valve]

You've got good taste in two ways /j

[green vector]

depends what youre doing it for

just for general fitness then ye walking probly better

[hidden whale]

being alive and not struggling

[nocturne bloom]

Running has always been more for building stamina up

[green vector]

yeah walking defo better then

[oak nexus]

bike is fun

and easy on knees

[hidden whale]

SWEEM

[formal mortar]

Running is for not dying when you are being attacked

[green vector]

ya

and swimmin

swimmin is bussin

[nocturne bloom]

I don't run, I retaliate

[hidden whale]

im good, already outrunning 99% of americans

[formal mortar]

Well that's a pretty low bar

[ember nimbus]

i love biking

[formal mortar]

Try outrunning 99% of the rest of the world

[ember nimbus]

i could do that all day

[hidden whale]

why would I need to do that

I dont live in the rest of the world :>

[dire kayak]

i could be a swimming cat,,,,

[oak nexus]

what are you prepin for

what do you know

[formal mortar]

Back to restarting ff7 since I fucked up, I've said too much

[south valve]

They're preping for when Fatshark releases the ogryn boss irl

[green vector]

[oak nexus]

[umbral rock]

I think i found a secret in mortise trial

[formal mortar]

He knows

There are secrets in the mortis trials?

[oak nexus]

mortis trials are so fun I wish people played it more

[formal mortar]

Thought we just go there to hear hot gossip and kill imaginary enemies

[oak nexus]

need the penances for it 😭

[umbral rock]

Yee

I have pic just in game rn

It was a radio

Playing a message

[south valve]

You should send it in one of the channels

[umbral rock]

Ill send in veteran

[south valve]

Alright

[dire kayak]

grendyl
the catgirl is here

weird route jingle plays as i emerge from the shadows

[south valve]

"You have failed Atoma. The Mourningstar now falls under the jurisdiction of... her"

[oak nexus]

what happened to the cutscenes when you gained like 5 levels

about the traitor on the ship

the scouser in the commissary

[formal mortar]

Probably in the campaign mode

[ember nimbus]

yeah youd have to replay the campaign to see them again

[oak nexus]

im levelin arbites and just competed the campaing mode (17/20)

[ember nimbus]

im pretty sure you can reset campaign progress at the chirurg

arbites might not have them

or hive scum

[oak nexus]

hmm ok

ty

[south valve]

I should probably give this server a break from me talking

idk why I feel a need to pitch in every conversation

[ember nimbus]

this is a public server

[oak nexus]

just cause 🙂

[ember nimbus]

it thrives on people pitching in

[jaunty path]

anyone like mewgenics

[ember nimbus]

please never feel bad about that

[jaunty path]

oh

[oak nexus]

I enjoy seeing you type
dabs you up

[jaunty path]

I literally walk in just to say "shits myself"

[dire kayak]

time to eat 6 waffles

[stuck crescent]

I'll take you over the krieg, anglo

[oak nexus]

I walked in on you sayin "hail satan"
we are all here for a good time

[jaunty path]

and YOU think YOU'RE a bother?

[dire kayak]

noooo we love you here

[south valve]

Aw, thank you Welshie

I'm not leaving for good or anything

just thinking

[jaunty path]

I'm 3x worse than you

you literally just talk

[stuck crescent]

We all need to unplug from Internet once and awhile

[jaunty path]

as does everyone else

and yea logging off can be good

[dire kayak]

i probably act like an asshole and am really annoying but still

[jaunty path]

"meow"

[stuck crescent]

Haven't touched Liverpool subreddit in ages

Was just rotten

[oak nexus]

nuh uh

[south valve]

I don't think anyone thinks that

you're really quite friendly

[ember nimbus]

I LOVE PEOPLE EXPRESSING THEIR PERSONALITIES
I LOVE INDIVIDUALISM
GOD BLESS FREE SPEECH

[whole glade]

me turned ragnar blackmane into night lord guy

:3c

[little marten]

Leeeevapoooel

[dire kayak]

mrrrrp

[south valve]

I really don't think so, but thanks regardless!

[dire kayak]

you're still really really cool

[oak nexus]

gamers I am going to be cookin peanut udon noodles (with tofu)

[stuck crescent]

I am going to be drunkin

[ember nimbus]

yall kids dont know shit about being cringe in public chatrooms

this one might be a cesspool sometimes

but they used to be way worse

[thick coyote]

Tru

[ember nimbus]

i still would like embed perms tho

im normal and can be trusted with embed perms

[dire kayak]

these waffles are so fucking addicting

they're so good

[little marten]

What is the point of perms if you don’t use them to slowly chip at the barriers between appropriate and inappropriate

[ember nimbus]

the shitposters dilemma

[little marten]

You can’t show the nip, but around it?!? Be my guest

[tired compass]

guys in which mission can I encounter new enemy "ogryn packmaster"?

[patent grove]

Not out yet i think

[thick coyote]

Not out yet

[thick coyote]

Weak Aura

Real ones smash right through it

[jaunty path]

they should be adding a new mission with a new boss honestly.

[hidden whale]

ive been making banana protein waffles for breakfast

[jaunty path]

keyword

[hidden whale]

banana, egg, yogurt

[jaunty path]

SHOULD

[hidden whale]

little bit of flour and baking powder

[tired inlet]

open up a BASH terminal and write this:

find / -perm -u+s -type f 2> /dev/null

and based on what you find, reference gtfobins.github.io

[hidden whale]

I mean I completely avoided this channel in the past

straight up pron and erping

once those gooners got shot this chat became usable

[tired inlet]

figuratively

[ember nimbus]

embed perms were wild

[tired inlet]

out of a cannon

and into a wall

[ember nimbus]

i was out for a while when they gave them to us

[tired inlet]

10 feet away

[ember nimbus]

and then i came back and they were gone

[tired inlet]

one of them was an actual child, I read

[hidden whale]

O.o

im out

[dire kayak]

an ogryn could use me as a rock

[tired inlet]

you'd be more like a water balloon, in all honesty

[dire kayak]

[nocturne bloom]

Use? You?

[dire kayak]

if i was in 40k id be a very tiny tech-priest

[dire kayak]

hehehehe >w<

[tired inlet]

put her brain into a mechanicus cherub's body

[drowsy lynx]

Exactly what I thought lol

[ember nimbus]

||🫃 ||

[tired inlet]

this is iconography of the Emperor of Mankind

[ember nimbus]

he did give them their seed

[ancient violet]

Only men will receive his seed

[tired inlet]

no womb; he self-impregnated

[ember nimbus]

maybe it was malc

[tired inlet]

is that like pilk

[ember nimbus]

malcador

the hero

[ancient violet]

Malcador's Bones

[drowsy lynx]

milkador

[ancient violet]

You can milk those

[green vector]

[ancient violet]

Ok real talk when is the new DLC?

Will it finally have Rannik fanfic?

[drowsy lynx]

my honest reaction when it's 72 degrees outside and I haven't cut my hair yet

[nocturne bloom]

I cut my hair

It was halfway down my back before

[dire kayak]

im never cutting my hair

[rain idol]

i refuse to cut my hair

[dire kayak]

i wanna be like rapunzel

[rain idol]

no mater how long

[nocturne bloom]

I had to

[dire kayak]

YOURE SO LUCKY

[nocturne bloom]

My hair curls and does that drill thing

[dire kayak]

teto reference

[nocturne bloom]

Was annoying so I cut it

[nocturne bloom]

[drowsy lynx]

I cannot handle the insulation levels that come with having curly hair in spring / summer

[hidden whale]

my hair is midback length too lol

I keep it tied up 99% of the time tho

[dire kayak]

lucky,,,,

[drowsy lynx]

plus then I ge to drive with my windows down without worrying about fucking my hair up which is nice

[dire kayak]

mine barely reaches my shoulders,,,

[rain idol]

mine use to be down to my back till i had to get it cut for medical reasons

[nocturne bloom]

Its not even that, its just it sticking to my skin and accidently pulling it

Makes me feel grubby

[hidden whale]

I was genuinely very close to saying fk it and shaving it off

going bald

like a week ago lol

[rain idol]

its infuriating how little has grown back

i just want it to be more again

[dire kayak]

give it to me,,,

[nocturne bloom]

My hair grows really fast

But I also hadn't cut it for about 4 years

[hidden whale]

why commas???

[whole bough]

im never gonna cut my hair

unless it goes past my ass

[dire kayak]

because :3

[dire kayak]

me too,,,

[whole bough]

sitting on hair would hurt

[hidden whale]

I think I look more handsome with a haircut

but I dont wanna spend the money lol

[dire kayak]

i wish i had longer hair

[hidden whale]

going to the barber once a month is like... 20 bucks

[nocturne bloom]

I only look good with my hair cut

[dire kayak]

you always look good

[nocturne bloom]

Not that bad really

[drowsy lynx]

I only get my hair cut once a year, but I tip at least $20 when I do it lol

[hidden whale]

I need that money

for

things

[nocturne bloom]

As do you

[nocturne bloom]

So make more

[hidden whale]

IM TRYING

:<

[nocturne bloom]

Harder

[hidden whale]

I literally got a call for interviews today

for a generative AI position (slop)

[drowsy lynx]

gross lol

[nocturne bloom]

Quit

[drowsy lynx]

I had to work on setting up a gen AI platform for one of the "artists" at my workplace 🤮

[drowsy lynx]

get hired there just so you can quit

[nocturne bloom]

Actually

Get hired

Ruin the business

Quit

[rain idol]

mayhaps i should look into stuff to help my hair grow faster

[nocturne bloom]

Let it grow itself

[dire kayak]

share with me,,,

that sounded a lot less gross in my head

[rain idol]

its been a year and it hasnt gone past my shoulders

it used to be to my back

[hidden whale]

bald

[dire kayak]

THATS THE SAME ISSUE IM HAVING

[hidden whale]

go bald

grow a goatee

hell yea

[hidden whale]

make more money or quit

make up your mind ;.;

[nocturne bloom]

Ruin the ai corp then quit

Money means nothing for the betterment of humanity

[rain idol]

i refuse witha body as unhealthy as mine haveing hair as such is an acomplishment in itself

[hidden whale]

okay... how am I gonna... eat? or be housed?

;.;

[nocturne bloom]

Make do

[rain idol]

it used ti be so long god it makes me mad

[dire kayak]

i am so sorry for your loss

i hope it regrows faster

[nocturne bloom]

I told my boss at my interview id get a haircut and then didnt get it cut for a year

[drowsy lynx]

just be a shareholder, they run companies into the ground all the time and they're fine

[hidden whale]

ngl... I have 0 remorse for lying during interviews

[hidden whale]

what

you mean executive?

[green vector]

nah the ones above execs

they do nothing

just have shit loads of money

[rain idol]

im not even in my damn 20s it should at least show some change

[hidden whale]

hmm, so I need a shitload of money, I see

[green vector]

ya

[hidden whale]

I am getting mixed messages from chat

[green vector]

rich get richer init

[dire kayak]

if a job asks me to cut my hair, im leaving that job

unless its epidemiology

[nocturne bloom]

I dont lie at interviews

I test them

If they hire me they are obviously desperate

[rain pilot]

I am just going to bootleg at this rate

Make and sell cheap wine to the masses

[nocturne bloom]

They didn't ask me

I just dont like what I look like all the time

And my hair admittedly did make me look like a sketchy person

[rain pilot]

I have that constant crackhead look

That look where women keep crossing the street to stay away from me

[nocturne bloom]

I spent maybe 6 hours the other day shaving and cleaning myself up

Feels better

[dire kayak]

thats fairrrr

[rain pilot]

6 hours?

I can do that in like

[green vector]

6 hours what the fuck

????????????

[rain pilot]

3

[dire kayak]

my hair is the only part of my body i like

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[rain pilot]

I love every part of me

I am the one and only

[nocturne bloom]

Nails, hair, face etc

My monthly purge

[drowsy lynx]

bro shaved his entire body, head to toe

[rain pilot]

Nobody can take that away from me

[green vector]

6 hours is insane

i can do head to toe in 2 hours tops

[nocturne bloom]

Not just shaving

[green vector]

completely bald

[rain pilot]

3 hours

My hair is thick af

[green vector]

bro was thwacking it for 5 hours

[rain pilot]

And causes itching

All over constant itching

[nocturne bloom]

A lot of it was trimming hair. Not liking it, trying again then just saying fuck it

[dire kayak]

thats so real though

literally me every time i have to shave my legs-

[rain pilot]

I want to ride my bicycle again

[nocturne bloom]

Wax

[tender horizon]

Wash your hair more man

[nocturne bloom]

Then never need to again

[rain pilot]

My body hair dude

[dire kayak]

that sounds very painful-

[rain pilot]

It's thick

Feels like a paint brush

[patent grove]

Boooo

[tender horizon]

My b I assumed general chat was being semi normal for a second

[rain pilot]

I am bless with great hair but cursed with it feeling uncomfortable

[nocturne bloom]

True, I dont think about that part for reasons

[patent grove]

I been at the hospital for 5 hours now

I should be killing cultists

[rain pilot]

Double it and cause it to the next person

[green vector]

rookie numbers

try hospital in uk

[rain pilot]

Penis

[green vector]

and bring a tent

[dire kayak]

[stiff elbow]

what do u even do in life after that point

[green vector]

accepted the loss and moved on

im a rs player

im immune to rng

[hidden whale]

normal darktide server!? at time of year? at this time of day? in this part of discord? localized entirely within general chat??

[tender horizon]

It's specifically this chat

[rain pilot]

Yes

[tender horizon]

There's a reason there aren't image perms here

[hidden whale]

😮

... may I see it

?

[rain pilot]

No

[hidden whale]

:c

[nocturne bloom]

[dire kayak]

//w//<

[nocturne bloom]

[hidden whale]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[patent grove]

I just might, I'm being sent to another hospital directly afterwards

[rain pilot]

Jesus christ

The fuck happen to you

[nocturne bloom]

I have 2 pins from flying in the same medical helicopter in my state

[hidden whale]

ded

[patent grove]

Got rear ended in my car last month

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[patent grove]

Imflammation gone crazy

[rain pilot]

Did you sue the cunt

[patent grove]

Yeah still dealing with that

[rain pilot]

Kill em