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anyway let's not dwell on it, we can eat a doner to calm down
idk these house prices scary asf
I assumed it was an incel thing
Aquila if you release the files it will be like the scene from Incredibles where Bob is looking at the screen and seeing all the superheroes getting eliminated
trve,,
but I didn't see his previous posts
can i have a donut?
sure
i live in a cheap apartment luckily
yaaaAAAYYY
Knowing the members of this chat, that is the single most loaded bomb I've seen planted lmfao



You know what else is loaded?
Rodrick's band from diary of a winpy kid
literally me
Yeah no that is clearly meant to be inflammatory given how completely random it was too lmao
Called Loaded Diaper
loooaded diaper
There is only room for one controversial figure in this discord
all over your faace
Had an old manager ask me out earlier
He was trying to get me to bite on trying “something new”
“Dog im barely managing to go home and go to work. Im not in any good position atm”
Me
Shit was like a csgo match of terrorist vs counter-terrorist
no
And my several fembois
ask me anything
You cute?
Missus did you get H40?
havoc 37
whats better floor, or toast floor
havoc 67 🤣
Missus how many times do you glamorize killing us each day?
sometime
oh I thought Hamdol was gonna get you Tru survivor and stuff
fair, i had to take time off work not long ago because i couldnt even remember my drive to there and home
Already did lmfao
he did that last week
ah I seeeee
i should get havoc 40, then unistall the game. ive hit hour 300 on darktide like 2 months ago
i hope that motherfucker gets EVICTED
Hamdol showed me how they do it and yeah it's a well oiled machine they've got there lmao
Every time i see someone with that title in my team i release chimpanzee sounds before cracking my monitor again
Because i know they are ASS
DOGSHIT
idk soon hopefully
GARBAGE
disregard that
Loaded Diaper Forces
because its an apartment
double points if they're arbites
I need a spear for all the noise my neighbors make
why does my cunt upstairs neighbor feel the need to throw ragers every single day
they living the life, also because they said, how do i make everyone else miserable why i get enjoyment out of it
I still think of dt ragers when you say ragers
I am the most perfected organism here

i am the most silly one here
yeah its an apartment this doesnt mean you should LEAVE your window open while yelling random shit and jumping up and down with like ten other people
I was built to be unbelievably dense and slow
im genuinely going to kill that guy one day
Oh?
if my landlord doesnt starve him out
More like the most huggable
satanic balls, i one up you
welcome to apartment life
w<
TRUEE

Reminds me of the people in school that stop in the middle of the hallway while you're behind them to dap ip their friends
ragers r like wild loud parties
thats annoying mf when people just stop to talk to people in public walkways
ah. destroy them
Or they are a slow walker
in already unwalkable environments like washington cities
or file a noise complaint
I'm miss the rage alpharius
that one lightning mcqueen scene where he's surpassing everyone
Ever just look someone in the eyes so cold they flinch?
That me lowk
What football team do you support
I am a slippery boy
I slide in between them and do the lifhtnin mcqueen wink before doing an epic 180 to speed away
Hauwk twua
okay, so since in lore Night lords are anti-chaos like true chads...the nemisis claw upgrade sprue and the new Red chorsairs raiders box + the Bloodclaw box from the space wolves = dope looking renegade traitors
My apartment complex has 2 floors per building
Im on first floor
Id get jumped if i opened my window to start yelling
hmmm,,,
Dallas Cowboys cuz my uncle told me to
i thought you were our magos xenobiologis,,,
....football non americano
nah im groghammer2026
Ych a fi
my neighbour smokes indoors and whenever he opens that shit up it's horrible, it's against building policy but nothing happens
ok if you call that football wtf is american football to yall
Soccer
Oh he's gassing himself
in AMERICA our landlords would take all your money and your security deposits and then tax you under miscellanous expenses and then kill you if you even make a peep
American football
and I mean cigarettes btw, I'd not give a shit if it was weed
Thats its name
Incredible gassy dutch oven
I LOVE PRIVATE EQUITY HOUSING
I smoke now
00:00 o clock
the sleep
Guys I feel bad
I will never smoke
Like really bad lmfao
I am a good person
Why
I uh
You alr?
BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!! - Seras Victoria
Tell me tour grievances lil'baby back ribs
Basically I'm a cashier y'all know this
i burned bush a couple times
yeah he like chainsmokes and usually has his door only slightly cracked or just straight up closed
I feel bad for his little puppy that poor bastard is probably already cut down on lifespan
i prefer pipe tobbaco
I didn't
no bad smoke
Buy his puppy
not an option
cowboy killers?
Why
I had a lady come in and pull some money out her bra and handed it to me, it was soaking wet, and I literally gagged as soon as I felt it
Like without my own consent
awesome
because I got two cats and the dog he has is extremely bitey and anxious
also I ain't got the money for a third pet
We are different people
I feel so rude I really didn't mean to
Ask someone else if they want it
mf got the tiddy sweat dollar
Good
😭
That is disgusting
Tell her to take a shower and get a wallet
I'm still queazy after washing my hands thrice now
Hypothetically your money is also my money since money goes around
that sucks man
We have all touched stripper money...
Its corporate
We all hide behind spreadsheets.
“I dont get to talk to my boss either, heres the packet saying fuck off”
And the fees are problematic as well lmao
I'm fine with gross money, it's wet that's the issues
Gloves
any space marine with long hair - infinite aura (lion el'jonson and Curze)
Lmao
I hate long hair
I can't handle someone pulling money from an unknown crevice and it being soaked
Pulling out the gloves
i hate you
😭
Perturabo my beloved
dude im trying to fucking EAT
I put it at the bottom
What if it was me and i pulled it out from a really fat sweaty guy's ass crack?
he techically had long hair
You don't say
I am content with that
Id kick you out the store, if someone attempted to hand me freshly pulled ass money id make them leave
@whole glade kitbash a sister of battle into a nightlord cultist leader 
we should all follow peter turbo's example
good. fuckass

What about the fat guy that had the money in his ass?
i lowk want to go to a warhammer store but its all the way out in seattle and im too socially anxious to go into warhammer stores
how you gonna move a grocer store isle behemoth?
Now it won't touch anything including me
i want to do my battle honors and get free stuff
Just stop being anxious duh
i have a similar idea but with traitor krieg models with skull gas masks but i do sum Sistas
i cant im always anxious
habitually im just an anxious person
Just tell it to fuck off, works like a charm
When im anxious
I feel
Trust me
Wraith
dont work, i watch a video to distract myself
even then it still blows
plus one thousand aura
the key to beating any issue is to just bottle it up inside and pretend its not there, surely this will have no adverse consequences
And the deserve for endless combat
ight gtg, passing out
Or you could be the loner psykers and just use it as an excuse to be an asshole to everyone
-# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I'm anxious I just speak forth an intrusive thought and that usually helps, not like anything bad but like "my balls itch"
Works every time
MY BELOVED SAYS IT'S MY TURN ON THE XBOX
I just take out my anger on idiots
I scream on the outside
i subconsciously laugh at all my problems and pretend i dont care as if i make light of them they will decrease in magnitude
ur allowed to screm?
I learned to bicker from the best
Ah yes, advocacy for secret society of man-pression
Its secret bc. Noone cares
My family
When ever i have issues
i MIGHT be the loose cannon
JAMIROQUAI IS ON EVERYONE STFU AND LISTEN
I play darktide with only console arbites players
Ayo that's a little too real
Ryan Gosling fan POV
I get like that sometime and I feel like thats mania for me but idk
And i get so angry and flip my lonitor i forget what my issue was in the first place
I got mania
thats what my GF tells me
Just over excitement
but if im stressed i tend to giggle like a little giggler
Fair
at least in private i could never do that in public
oh thats me
i dont giggle in public
repressing my inadequacy issues (I forgot to put the nutmeg in my coffee)
basically social suicide
Impatiently adhd
When will the flesh give or is there really a soul to drag this out longer?
The batman who giggles is worse than owl boy
I'm that person that's yelling into my bluetooth headset at 3 different people while talking to the cashier
he laughs actually
I too, am curious as to the impression that I give off
he doesnt giggle
Probably annoying af
See s
Laid back
I vibe with you, can't explain but I vibe
The joke was that they were spelled incorrectly
Vibe with most people ngl
hrngh
I think thats insecurity speaking
Oh. Well shit my crippling lack of self confidence strikes again.
are yall mfs the veterans 😭
you come off as a goblin
AUGHHHH
veterans of what
Oh it is for sure.
The green gobbler
doing fuckin nothing all day?
I'm sure there something interesting about yourself we could hear
Veterans of unemployment ❤️
I've spent years of my life here, so probably (I've been here for maybe a month now)
But I'm at least self aware and trying to get over that.
the veteran personalities all represent very unhealthy psychological ways to cope with the traumas of war
I moved to my current residence because I was offered by my partner too and made the decision after a crackhead tried to jack me for my wallet
Cadia stands
Did you beat em up
Id fight someone for tryna take my wallet
Interesting
Loose cannon worse voice
canadia stans
We had a standoff because I had a box cutter in my pocket from my shit job
Canada stands
Aggravation ensues. Brain shuts off. When aggravation is gone, amusement at the absurdity of everything dumb
Then overthinking happens. Overthinking becomes discontent with how stupid everything is. Back to aggravation
Its a tough cycle
Not for long
Based, lunge first and you win every time
yall know those mfs who glaze the imperium habitually as if THEY would last a minute in a hive city
yo ass would NOT be a space marine
I mean it didn't turn into an actual fight (fortunately)
you would be a serf
Ever seen a guy eating a Banana with a spoon?
If cadians were a real place they'd be Ohioans because people from Ohio usually like to make it their entire personality that they're from Ohio
I'm a pre-servitor for sure
*utah
The fuck is a utah?
But yah after that I was like "nah I'm out of this shitty place" and moved soon after lol
i dunno about you guys but im a statue shriner
the mormon theocracy of zion
its like iran if it was a mormonite oligarchy
La Macarena
and if it was in the US
just say you want me to die
If I could choose a job id wanna be a tech priest, augment me and let me worship the void dragon (plus I like tinkering with stuff)
Why are you from utah?
im not from utah
anyone haveing backend error rn?
im from baltimore
I font care about you that much
I used to be Mormon back in the day before I was old enough to have a choice in the matter
Sorry
sorry for ur loss
🙏🏽
My loss of sanity sure, ts was aids
Can vouch for it being a cult
i'll try tomorrow then
Honestly just from the sole fact of being from NYC I could make an autobiography of the shit I had to deal with there.
People say i glaze the imperium
I just say enjoy the setting. You dont watch a detective show or a gore pron movie bc you want to be in it
…and if you do, please seek help and healthy hobbies
a good 80% of utah's legislature are all members and are funded by the mormon church
hugs you
truthnuke
ur sayin u dont want to be a dreadnought?
Like the one time I got fired from Chipotle because I came in two hours late
LOCK ME IN A COFFIN AND LET ME KILL
i want to be a dreadnought
Because the train got stuck
Because someone jumped in the tracks
Oh that blows ass
oh,,,
but when im saying "glaze" im referring to the cryptofascists who go like "ough the imperium is not fascist" or "ough its authoritarian because they are trying to save humanity!" or "the aliens deserve it!"
like people who genuinely defend the imperium
I wanna be a nid, hiveminds go brr
I will never say "I swear if someone didn't die for this hold up" ever again after that lmaooo
For the biomass
The imperium is cool because i like the lasgun
i wrote a small story about the tyranids
I'm gonna draw on your arm with a sharpie
its barely 1100 words but still
Why do people draw on each other with markers
Pisses me off
Nids are funny
Theres 3 stages
Bacteria stage
Purpose built stage
Soup stage
i cant tell if this is flirting or a threat 

the imperium is actually a neo-feudalist theocracy ||(space fascist)||☝️ 🤓
I'm not getting politcal ok I'm just shitposting
You don't understand
Dont worry aquila
The imperium is actually cool because they have funny servitors that build metal pillars in the Mourningstar
anyway the most unrealistic thing about the imperium is that the emperor is anatolian and yet there's not a SINGLE fig, olive or oil wrestling club to be found on most planets???? like c'mon
Both neither and sometimes banana peel
the emperor is a TURK
would you like to read my shitty writing though 
🪳
..cuz it's fun? Why does it bother you what someone else is doing, out of pure curiosity
YES, NOW
Because i dont like people drawing on me
I feel like that one is pretty self inflicted ngl
Spent 4 hours scrubbing it off
I didnt want to be rude
I mean
it honestly astonishes me that reddit chuds will unironically say this as if thats not what a core concept of fascism is
Fair I guess
and by that i mean i got up and left afterwards
NO MEDIA LITERACY AWARD
LMFAO
Idk, I don't mind as long as it isn't a penis
Not tryna have that immortalized into my skin
yeah as long as its not some random person
and as long as they arent drawing like a swastika or a penis or a vag its fine
I just dont want chemicals on my skin
I used to have this crush on a highschool girl when I was going cuz she would go find me every day and draw flowers on my arms
i suck at naming 40k planets 
Very core memory for me now
your body is constantly exposed to chemicals everyday
that sounds like something id do
The most core memory of a girl is when she called me a "good boy" because i told her i dont hit women
pollutants such as forever chemicals and pesticides
I dont want to be exposed more than i habe to be
I..based?
even simple stuff like handwashing soap has harmful chemicals
i know im fucking w/ you
i know what u meant
Oh ok
Also the other time where these two chicks found my schedule and always went to my classes to talk to me
you meant FORMER prince andrew
I didnt want to talk to them so i asked my teachers if i could leave five minutes early
Then i would just hide in tje bathroom till the bell rung
that sounds like something id do
ANYTHING but talk to women 😭
Women scare me 😭
ooooooooooo
-# i have no idea how to talk to people fuck
Primarily because one in my gym class always used to sit next to me and run her fingers along my arms or shoulders
Freaked me out all the time
okay thats like assault i think
Yeah
or AT LEAST innappropriate conduct
People always assaulted each other in my school for some reason
I wish people were told how to behave in public
i dunno how to talk to women either my GF just approached me after i got out of a very unsatisfying and short relationship and i just said "yeah okay!!"
its better cus we were friends before
friends to dating is the best way to find love
basically how my friendships i have with people started
I have two friends or three idk
Most by accident
One because we were both friends with a guy and whenever he wasnt there it was me and him and we talked
The other two are women that i have no idea how i actually got in a friendship with them
last guy i was with got with me cause we were hanging and he got a massive hangover, i made breakfast and took care of him and that did it for him

thanks pancake
The one that you had an online relationship with that become a real world one?
Indeed
do you need catgirl hug?
Still regret visiting her smh
Hugs are cool
Yeah that's why i dont want to be in a relationship with anyone because i know they'll cheat on me eventually
hugs you
awh man thats awful
im rlly sorry that happened to you
There’s plenty of non-cheating people out there pal. Don’t give up
that's a really bad mindset that will really effect you harder if you ever get into a relationship
Just have to find one that isn’t an unloyal bastard
hugs you
Sucks 2 suck i guess
although i cant say im not guilty of the same :/
Noooo you HAVE to find love! You have to give someone the keys to your heart so they can destroy you because
Because...
It shouldn’t be hard to not be a cheating piece of trash, but that’s the way some people are I guess
cheating is a context sensitive thing
I do that sometimes
I dont discount that it highlights governments in the worst ways.
Complexity is beyond the average person.
“Modern day” imperium is built on 2 failed dictatorships, one designed to fail (but it did so too early) the other designed to force everything together. And then the high lords and inquisition just piggy backing off those old systems to make things work how they can/ want
I am surrounded by people that cheat and lie to each other before moving on to the next relationship
ofc if you flagerently cheat for no reason or the fact that you arent "satisfied" you are a terrible person
Is it really? Seems like a shitty thing to do to someone regardless
if you need to get out of a harmful relationship than cheating is kinda a necessity sometimes
Just break up with them?
And it doesnt help that so much media romanticizes cheating
i dont blame people who cheat while in abusive relationships
No fuck off
Dont you dare ever chest
Mm, mine cheated on me because she met a guy on her vacation and apparently he was just better for her (after knowing him for 2 days)
if your in an abusive relationship than its really hard to get out of it, you cant just break up from somebody who youve trusted once who torments you
Always excuses
Things are HEATIN up
If you cheat, you’re an asshole imo

i know this because i've been in this situation before
i havent cheated away from it but its hard to blame someone who has
I think I go away now 
Goodbye aki
darktide
youre one of the coolest people here and i cant imagine anyone thinking youre not enough
B R O T H E R
There’s no justifiable reason in my mind anyways.
and if you arent satisfied in your relationship.. the responsible thing to do would be just to talk to your partner or end it, and not to cheat
Limerence.
Agreed
Injustifiable
Or however you spell it idk
Nah you spelled it right
Alright, dicey subject but I'll put my two cents
Then why don’t rational people be responsible and act like adults?
I think I would unironically rather set myself on fire than experience limerence again

Yeah
While cheating in an abusive relationship could potentially get you out of that relationship
Just exit gracefully from whatever relationship it is
Anyone that cheats proves that they're just as bad as the relationship itself
The graceful exit when their abusive partner threatens to kill them if they leave:
If they find out, shit hits the fan even harder
If it was really that bad
Call the cops?
Then they get arrested
Idk what to tell you
So I can't recommend doing that in good faith lmao
Oh dw I hate cheating too
its complicated, its not just because people are inherently sleezy, there are many factors that come into play when cheating
uggghhhh 
Cheating is for bad people
Idk, this is my pov as a maidenless single guy
you all need hugs
So take it with a heap of salt lol
Id rather not get touched
Yeah you kinda need to have both to form a complete opinion
Nuance, contrast, that sorta thing
Not necessarily
unless you dont want to be touched
You just need common sense
Even with the nuances considered
You can still have an opinion on the subject of cheating while being single
Yeah
Cheating is bad regardless of scenario
People that cheat always have an excuse to justify the means
cheaters are stinky doo doo fart
This, exactly this.
you guys overestimate how hard it is to exit relationships
But by cheating to escape a relationship proves that you are incapable of improving and need to resort to scummy tactics
Many couples have kids, bills, mortgages, responsibilities
Well in those cases it gets messy, sure
So therefore you have to cheat instead of sorting things out like an adult with a frontal lobe
I don't because I've been in an abusive relationship.
A man or woman who hasn't gotten good sex in 5 years may be miserable, but if he decides to walk he has to face a possibly acrimonious divorce, child support, etc
Id rather do all that than cheat
same here
im not defending cheating by any means
Who gives a damn about good sex? The relationship itself is what should matter
Not using a partner as an on demand sex machine
of course, but everybody is human, im not saying its a good reason but people have their needs or wants
If the world ran by how good the hanky panky was then 90% of all relationships would be toxic
cheating has its factors in play
If it’s a bad one, just leave. It will sort itself out. Always does one way or another.
Life is messy
Anyone who cheats will cheat again
The abused partner may cheat because they need emotional intimacy
Okay.
because the person they're cheating with will help them escape, or for various other reasons
The point of a relationship is to have a mutual bond that satisfies 2 of 3 things
Social/mental needs, ambition needs, housing/tax needs
Cheating happens when you turn to others to satisfy the role your partner is supposed to help you with. Different couples different rules, but generally people dont communicate or just flat ignore the partner, thereby breaking their end of the relationship
if they attempt to break up they will Fear Retribution
and their abusive partner will dish it out gladly
Or you could call the cops
And if they cheat and that abusive partner finds out
Instead of devolving yourself to the level of the abuser
I guarantee you if an abuser finds out about a cheating relationship it will be worse than the relationship ending
i didnt say it was the best solution, i said it was a justified solution
It isnt justified regardless
But it isn’t though.
Call me a hardliner, but you can’t justify cheating.
Shitting is a metaphor of life
I would call the house/tax needs “lifestyle needs”
But ive met way too many people that believe constant sex is a lifestyle need rather than a social/ mental need
People who cheat are the same mfers that move their piece one more to skip a railroad tax in monopoly
Fuck you Jack
I saw that
I havent forgotten since
cheating is terrible, but there are reason that people can cheat that are entirely plausible
Sure, doesn’t make them good reasons though
not just "oh im not sexually satisfied"
if its to get out of a harmful relationship thats actively impacting you in a negative way then i'd say cheat away
Jack was such a meanie
ogryn pack master gonna be fun
I've met much too many people that would love to live in hypersexualized relationship
Just leave pal
Ngl, this is not good advice
sup
Just leave with grace
personman
treat me like one of your plague ogryns
And your moral high ground intact
you cant if your boyfriend is manipulating you and pulling on your heartstrings to stay
👍
Omfg drop it
IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER
I agree
Please
Fuck em
ok like abuse is a different kettle of fish entirely tho
Plasma gun to the facepl
that more meant hit me with a hammer really hard-
Don’t give into their bs
Simple as
No thief can steal your will
So says Epictetus
That applies here
My man has clearly never had his will stolen
Okay I do think there's nuance to consider with an abusive relationship
what if your partner physical abuses you? the person you thought you could trust beats you senselessly and you are too submitted to him to go to the cops
Tf2 community maps are ass
all the people I've known who have cheated (both men and women) did not have any reason to do so, like in most cases they were actually the abusive element
most women dont trust the cops anyways
techno-librarian epictetus is always to be trusted
for good reason to
I mean we play Darktide so we should know that.
Yeah, because I’m a philosophymaxxer
Neither do men who get sexually assaulted by women
But I really don't think cheating as a form of retaliation is the play.
im not trying to justify cheating as a good, but there are other factors to cheating most of the times that arent just "oh im not satisfied by my relationship and i dont want to break up with my partner"
Because if we're talking someone abusive
its not retaliation
its an escape
an emotional escape
idk if it's most of the times but I haven't looked at any data on that
Plenty of other healthy escape mechanisms pal
sometimes it can be an actual escape to cheat in an abusive relationship
Someone abusive, is most likely almost mentally unwell as well.
have you ever been cheated on?
have you ever been in an relationship in general?
in any case ACTUAL advice would be to get help
This
Doesn’t make my points invalid
Ngl. Most forms of cheating is selfish in nature
You are proposing a measure of the relationship ending on an official level
Abusive relationships tend to be one sided anyways. I wouldn’t call that cheating, more like “drastic measure”
You dont need to be in a relationship to have common sense
And if they find out about it, well, it's either they do break it off or in many cases

They become far worse.
of course but sometimes there are social pressures that keep people from getting help. "ride-or-die" mentality is a big one in the US, as well as cultural judgement and stigma
But it takes an uncommon person to have sense 😭
should i get dawn of war 4 when it releases
People have been murdered for this exact criteria.
the psychology around something terrible can vary but in pretty much all cases there's a more constructive and effective option available
Cheating is like those 1950s cartoons where they cut the branch they're sitting on and fall down
Because they double fuck themselves over
Id wait like a week post release
Let the reviews settle
Then get it
the only cheating ive ever done is cheating on a test 
You are officially dead to me
straight to jail
wait actually, what was the test?
uhhhh
This person lied about their attention and intelligence skills
GET EM
The academic integrity part of myself awoke like a sleeper agent, holy shit.
it was like a maths test in year 3 and i peeked at the kid next to me
You’re not dead to me, but I’m disappointed.
What kind of math?
Arent you a teacher 
Algebra?
i never suggested abusive relationships to be any other way. im not trying to justify cheating but we shouldnt vehemently attack those who do as a way of actual escape from harmful relationships such as a physical abuser
If it's algebra i understnad
and im not denying that there are people who cheat just for the sake of it
I teach literacy and history 
division 
Oh
because there are, and its awful, and its heartbreaking
but cheating isnt the ultimate fucking evil
that's so based
i got cheated on
if i was in your class id be paying full attention
i got over it
it's very based (I'm trying to swap professions atm)
why would people cheat at a PvE game i mean what is possibly the motivation i cant see it
it was devestating i know
You should lecture on history in general chat one of these days. I’d attend.
it was the most heartbreaking thing ever
lol I wish I was doing university lectures, highschool history is VERY surface level
but im past that now, i've grown as a person and now im in an actually stable relationship with someone i actually like
Because like if you were in like elementary then id understand but if you were in like high school at that time i would NOT let that slide
id attend too
with someone i can put trust into
Lecture to me anyways, historian. 
Me three
Liebherr always needs men
Me 4
also a lot of it is kinda proving to be incorrect, like curriculum content about Sparta is straight up outdated and inaccurate at this point
Tell us of the great wars you fought in
Correct the record, tell us about Sparta. 
Huh, never had history lessons about Sparta 
Did a guy really kick another guy into a pit?
Remind me you live in the usa? Right
okayy im tired now im going to bed
Was the Agoge as brutal as they claimed
Wrong canada
Or stick his hand out to touch the wheat fields
It was
Cheating is one of those blow to ego things
“Turns out i trusted the wrong person with too much”
to me toooo
America is just a depressing version of Canada, I say, as an American.
so all the stuff you may have learned or heard about Sparta is more or less a myth, they did have a martial culture but no where near to the extent that sources would want you to believe.
Every country is just as depressing as the others
Remember you live in a empire on its last legs
But people try to bury their own country's issues under the positives and let it boil over
LET’S FUCKING GOOOO! AQUILA LECTURE TIME!
academically thats been known for decades
They DIDNT throw deformed babies off a cliff?
the whole manly man sparta thing is mostly propaganda and Roman romanticism
FUCK YESSSSSSS
this is how slowly highschools catch up man
I live it everyday pal
You know, i was gonna ask that next 
yes hi
Is it true they gave really cool crowns to the first to climb up the siege ladders and survive?
they got the scrunchy paper burger king crowns
Funny cuz my global history teacher in freshman year said this same thing
Dang, burger king must be ancient 
Id do it twice for the moebian 21st set but yknow that wasnt around back then
kinda same thing with the 'marian reforms' was mostly an invention centuries after the fact, all the stuff marius supposedly implemented was already either widely accepted common practice or just straight up fabrication
how long ago was this? god I hope it wasn't as recent as I had to keep up with it
History is always changing as we discover more and more
Lmao well over 15 years ago
Allegedly theres some really old history books that featured dragons
wild, your highschool was better than mine lmao
Those are really a waste
He outright said a lot of the stuff in the textbook about Greece is really sensationalist
Would you fight s dragon?
Nah it wasn't. He just knew when parts of what we were supposed to learn was bullshit.
Where did the name Sparta come from
yea mine pointed out the sensationalism but did not dispute the basic ideas
oh rip lol
i liked my history teacher, straight up said the atom bombs ending ww2 was a myth, the soviet declaration of war was the likely culprit, the atom bombs was just a convienent excuse to surrender to the americans
I would die saying “holy shit a dr-“
Dude was a cool history teacher.
and this as an american teacher too
my history teachers were very cool and good people but they were defo working with unfortunately dated material
Holy moly a giant chicken
How would dragon taste
I personally feel like it'd taste like alligator
history is one of those classes that the sports coach gets cause it's just read from the book, assign reading
maybe theyre not around anymore cuz we ate them all 
cant wing math or science knowledge as easily
and now I know why that's the case, the education system, especially when it comes to stuff that isn't STEM or like, Core subjects, is VERY slow on getting resourced and updated
History is a constantly developing topic
With not enough time to record recent discoveries
Maybe we're in the dark ages still but wont admit it?
Nuh uh if it's not in a history book it didn't happen
420Pizza no need education sah, only need rashuns and 'eretics to smash
It's in a constant cycle of catching up with itself.
Literature at least doesn't really change outside of getting better and more relevant literature to review/use
If dragons existed, the ballista would have become more advanced rather than small arms weapons
Devour knowledge, not rations, slab.

Devour knowledge to make better rations
🧠
Fill belly more
Get stronger
Smash eretics harder
although teens hate poetry and shakespeare so it's a grind to get them over that hill and into the stuff they'll actually like
Shakespeare was peak.
I liked shakespeare
I GET IT YOU'RE 15 AND ANGSTY BUT MACBETH IS INCREDIBLE OK
Put subway surfers footage in front of them
They'll ace the shakespeare tests
biting my thumb at thee rn
I was in Honors class for english freshman year and failed because i found it so boring. I was top of the class in culinary arts tho 
I lowk bite my thumb at tibalr
I remember back when my class was assigned roles for the play about the death of Julius Caesar, I was one of the assassins. It wasn’t Casca, but I think it was the first guy that stabs Caesar.
I absolutely despised romanticism Polish one to exact
I enjoyed poetry because Australian bush ballads go kinda hard
It was all so overtly patriotic because poland didnt exist on the map
man from snowy river my beloved
Dost thou bite thine thumb at us, sir? 
It was all ,,oh woman left me oh how bad now i love Poland so much im gonna set it free from the russians/germans,, and so on they usually died at the end
Theres a fucking limit to such things
Alright, I’m gonna pass out now. Time to dream of biting my thumb at some unruly peasant.
I'm assuming you guys would spend a good deal of time on the northern crusades and such?
gn
Man learning about the true roots of Romeo and Juliet was funny
Me? Nooo
Literally just two goobers who didn't know how to be honest and it snowballed into an awful situation
Romeo and Juliet really is a crash course in all the adults failing to be good adults
Yeah it is
Best I can do is speak in archaic English and manage to tank my charisma in one fell swoop. 
The subway surfers thing is artificial engagement
Doesn’t provide actual attention times. Just provides enough stimulation to keep the brain dead in one spot
Its a mobile game
ah
its an endless runner
u run forward and collect coins and dodge stuff
ur a circle on discord how will you become real?
not a bad game but it just became a meme for whatever reason
Aquila do you remember those old highway speed 8bit games
Guy on a motorcycle riding 3 lanes of traffic, dodging cars
so it's just temple run but for gen alpha
i think its like
around the same time as temple run
maybe a few years younger than TR
oh huh, wonder how I missed it
Its around the same time as temple run 2
i never knew about it until the memes
I'm not a mobile gamer so eh
angry birds was so goated
Good times
I, too, love besieging Pig fortresses with my catapult. 
best part of sleepless nights is that i get to my lore and schemes for my niight lords :3c
I love Flapping Bird!
i can eat it for you
deal
Bad piggies was my jam
I play jetty boot in drg for hours completely on accident
Just get sucked into the coin machine and getting a high score
Hey i need any map that has a guaranteed monstrosity spawn
i keep forgetting which ones they are
any auric should guarantee at least one
Dark communion and Coassignment yard
And all execution missions
Hey you know what rules
Cactus
Stabs stuff for you
Doesnt need water much at all
And they grow flowers too
I have a cactus
If I was in some planet abandoned I’d make a cactus perimeter
Deadass mine craft tactics
yeah, I knew that 
there's also a shmup
within 5 minutes we got it, many thanks 😄
Fear da future
Why don't you try living in Spain?
Americans, hearing that oil has been harmed: WHY IS MY GAS PRICE GOING UP???
just go through the strait you cowards, everything is safe

Howdy fellas, would love to know if anyone does - Is there a way to remove events from the quickplay queue like you can do with the campaign?
Well that sux
Apologies, they are popular by default
And you must suffer
Idm them every now and then but this one was proper ass
Would rather have my grandfather's gifts and 5 beasts of nurgle thanks
Most event ones are
Could you elaborate?
I purposely skipped the plasma gunner release event
Oh so there's a mod for it or did you just suggest that I check out the mod page?
Yeah I only do the 10 missions and w/e my mates need them done
The pox one wasn't as bad but killed my GPU
i dont know it
unfortunately fatshark is just a small indie company so luxury stuff like selecting any map on any difficulty which has only been a standard for 30 years on the video game industry is beyond their scope
😭
Custard at the bottom
LMAO
?
what
NG
You look like bottom custard
custard at the bottom?
Never heard of it but damn I'll defo be making it next
Monster getting expensive again
Fuck
i hate monster drink
they act shitty
like disney
korean energy drink is cheap and same taste
so i drink others
korean stuff have like 1/2th of stuff in them compared to western beverages
their beers for example are hovering around 3% which are considered girl drinks here in eastern eu
weak
if im gonna drink energy drink i want it to scorch earth my liver from top to bottom
Same
Real
I wanna do 3 more havoc speedruns so I can get to level 40
but that'll happen when it happens ig
still not 40?
damn
Why
what
I like owls
owl cool
Why must i be a cat?
