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quaint moss
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DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE BREXIT GEEZER

misty trench
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anyway let's not dwell on it, we can eat a doner to calm down

jaunty path
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idk these house prices scary asf

warm maple
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I assumed it was an incel thing

visual vortex
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Aquila if you release the files it will be like the scene from Incredibles where Bob is looking at the screen and seeing all the superheroes getting eliminated

stiff elbow
warm maple
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but I didn't see his previous posts

dire kayak
jaunty path
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i want doner now

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:(

misty trench
stiff elbow
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i live in a cheap apartment luckily

dire kayak
twin dirge
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Knowing the members of this chat, that is the single most loaded bomb I've seen planted lmfao

quaint moss
visual vortex
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Rodrick's band from diary of a winpy kid

blazing ibex
visual vortex
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Called Loaded Diaper

warm maple
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loooaded diaper

rain pilot
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There is only room for one controversial figure in this discord

warm maple
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all over your faace

astral basin
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Had an old manager ask me out earlier
He was trying to get me to bite on trying “something new”
“Dog im barely managing to go home and go to work. Im not in any good position atm”

rain pilot
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Me

quaint moss
jaunty path
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no

rain pilot
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And my several fembois

jaunty path
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im the most controversial figure here

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I have hot topic opinions

rain pilot
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No

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Me

jaunty path
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ask me anything

rain pilot
misty trench
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Missus did you get H40?

jaunty path
quaint moss
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whats better floor, or toast floor

jaunty path
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I got up

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quite high

twin dirge
stiff elbow
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havoc 67 🤣

visual vortex
jaunty path
misty trench
nocturne bloom
jaunty path
rain pilot
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Missus couldn't even answer a question

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Smh

jaunty path
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he did that last week

misty trench
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ah I seeeee

quaint moss
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i should get havoc 40, then unistall the game. ive hit hour 300 on darktide like 2 months ago

jaunty path
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I saw some fuckin dimensions day

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sheesh

stiff elbow
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i hope that motherfucker gets EVICTED

misty trench
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Hamdol showed me how they do it and yeah it's a well oiled machine they've got there lmao

visual vortex
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Because i know they are ASS

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DOGSHIT

stiff elbow
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wait

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wrong reply

jaunty path
visual vortex
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GARBAGE

stiff elbow
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disregard that

marsh iris
nocturne bloom
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because its an apartmenthuhcat

visual vortex
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double points if they're arbites

jaunty path
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I need a spear for all the noise my neighbors make

stiff elbow
quaint moss
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they living the life, also because they said, how do i make everyone else miserable why i get enjoyment out of it

jaunty path
rain pilot
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I am the most controversial

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Winning by default

visual vortex
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I am the most perfected organism here

whole glade
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holy balls i found 2 kits to save my soul from having to chaos modelsss :3c

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YAYYY

dire kayak
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i am the most silly one here

stiff elbow
visual vortex
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I was built to be unbelievably dense and slow

stiff elbow
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im genuinely going to kill that guy one day

stiff elbow
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if my landlord doesnt starve him out

rain pilot
quaint moss
dire kayak
whole glade
nocturne bloom
rain pilot
visual vortex
stiff elbow
stiff elbow
jaunty path
visual vortex
stiff elbow
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in already unwalkable environments like washington cities

jaunty path
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or file a noise complaint

quaint moss
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I'm miss the rage alpharius

stiff elbow
rain pilot
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Ever just look someone in the eyes so cold they flinch?

stuck crescent
visual vortex
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I am a slippery boy

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I slide in between them and do the lifhtnin mcqueen wink before doing an epic 180 to speed away

rain pilot
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Hauwk twua

whole glade
# astral basin Oh?

okay, so since in lore Night lords are anti-chaos like true chads...the nemisis claw upgrade sprue and the new Red chorsairs raiders box + the Bloodclaw box from the space wolves = dope looking renegade traitorspogryn

astral basin
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My apartment complex has 2 floors per building
Im on first floor
Id get jumped if i opened my window to start yelling

dire kayak
jaunty path
dire kayak
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i thought you were our magos xenobiologis,,,

stuck crescent
quaint moss
jaunty path
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Oh

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dont know that shit

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lmfao

stuck crescent
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Ych a fi

misty trench
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my neighbour smokes indoors and whenever he opens that shit up it's horrible, it's against building policy but nothing happens

jaunty path
stiff elbow
stuck crescent
misty trench
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and I mean cigarettes btw, I'd not give a shit if it was weed

stuck crescent
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Thats its name

stiff elbow
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I LOVE PRIVATE EQUITY HOUSING

jaunty path
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Oh he IS just gassing hismself

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lmfao

stuck crescent
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I smoke now

jaunty path
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00:00 o clock

stuck crescent
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the sleep

twin dirge
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Guys I feel bad

visual vortex
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I will never smoke

twin dirge
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Like really bad lmfao

visual vortex
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I am a good person

visual vortex
stuck crescent
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Like pipe

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got new navy flake

twin dirge
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I uh

jaunty path
whole glade
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BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!! - Seras Victoria

visual vortex
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Tell me tour grievances lil'baby back ribs

twin dirge
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Basically I'm a cashier y'all know this

stiff elbow
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i burned bush a couple times

misty trench
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yeah he like chainsmokes and usually has his door only slightly cracked or just straight up closed

I feel bad for his little puppy that poor bastard is probably already cut down on lifespan

stuck crescent
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i prefer pipe tobbaco

rain pilot
stuck crescent
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no bad smoke

rain pilot
stiff elbow
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would never let my parents know i smoke marijuana 😨

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even if i dont live with them

misty trench
quaint moss
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cowboy killers?

visual vortex
twin dirge
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I had a lady come in and pull some money out her bra and handed it to me, it was soaking wet, and I literally gagged as soon as I felt it

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Like without my own consent

stiff elbow
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awesome

misty trench
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because I got two cats and the dog he has is extremely bitey and anxious

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also I ain't got the money for a third pet

twin dirge
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I feel so rude I really didn't mean to

visual vortex
jaunty path
jaunty path
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😭

visual vortex
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That is disgusting

twin dirge
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Dude I almost puked

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Like actually

visual vortex
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Tell her to take a shower and get a wallet

twin dirge
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I'm still queazy after washing my hands thrice now

visual vortex
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Hypothetically your money is also my money since money goes around

misty trench
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that sucks man

visual vortex
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We have all touched stripper money...

astral basin
jaunty path
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worst part is you had to put that shit in the register

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😭

twin dirge
visual vortex
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Gloves

whole glade
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any space marine with long hair - infinite aura (lion el'jonson and Curze)

rain pilot
twin dirge
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I can't handle someone pulling money from an unknown crevice and it being soaked

rain pilot
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Pulling out the gloves

jaunty path
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that whole stir is contiminated

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with booby juice

whole glade
jaunty path
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😭

misty trench
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Perturabo my beloved

stiff elbow
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dude im trying to fucking EAT

twin dirge
visual vortex
rain pilot
whole glade
rain pilot
visual vortex
twin dirge
astral basin
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@whole glade kitbash a sister of battle into a nightlord cultist leader KEKW_ogryn

misty trench
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we should all follow peter turbo's example

whole glade
jaunty path
visual vortex
stiff elbow
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i lowk want to go to a warhammer store but its all the way out in seattle and im too socially anxious to go into warhammer stores

visual vortex
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how you gonna move a grocer store isle behemoth?

twin dirge
stiff elbow
whole glade
stiff elbow
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habitually im just an anxious person

twin dirge
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Just tell it to fuck off, works like a charm

visual vortex
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When im anxious

twin dirge
visual vortex
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I lock in

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And it's gone

rain pilot
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I feel

visual vortex
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Trust me

rain pilot
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Wraith

jaunty path
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even then it still blows

stiff elbow
misty trench
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the key to beating any issue is to just bottle it up inside and pretend its not there, surely this will have no adverse consequences

rain pilot
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And the deserve for endless combat

quaint moss
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ight gtg, passing out

rain pilot
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Blood for the blood.god

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Skulls for the skull throne

visual vortex
jaunty path
twin dirge
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When I'm anxious I just speak forth an intrusive thought and that usually helps, not like anything bad but like "my balls itch"

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Works every time

whole glade
misty trench
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MY BELOVED SAYS IT'S MY TURN ON THE XBOX

rain pilot
jaunty path
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Literally screaming on the inside

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LITERALLY

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just screaming on the inside

twin dirge
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I scream on the outside

stiff elbow
river ingot
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ur allowed to screm?

rain pilot
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I learned to bicker from the best

astral basin
rain pilot
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My family

visual vortex
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When ever i have issues

stiff elbow
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i MIGHT be the loose cannon

whole glade
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JAMIROQUAI IS ON EVERYONE STFU AND LISTEN

visual vortex
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I play darktide with only console arbites players

rain pilot
jaunty path
visual vortex
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And i get so angry and flip my lonitor i forget what my issue was in the first place

stiff elbow
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its not mania im not a maniac person

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im a very subdued person i think

rain pilot
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I got mania

stiff elbow
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thats what my GF tells me

jaunty path
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Just over excitement

rain pilot
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Hahahahahaha

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Haaaaaaa

stiff elbow
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but if im stressed i tend to giggle like a little giggler

twin dirge
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I wonder what I come off as

visual vortex
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Gay

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Gappy

twin dirge
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Fair

stiff elbow
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at least in private i could never do that in public

visual vortex
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Happy

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Happy gayp

stiff elbow
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i dont giggle in public

misty trench
stiff elbow
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basically social suicide

astral basin
rain pilot
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When will the flesh give or is there really a soul to drag this out longer?

visual vortex
twin dirge
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I'm that person that's yelling into my bluetooth headset at 3 different people while talking to the cashier

stiff elbow
blazing ibex
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I too, am curious as to the impression that I give off

stiff elbow
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he doesnt giggle

blazing ibex
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Probably annoying af

visual vortex
rain pilot
twin dirge
visual vortex
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The joke was that they were spelled incorrectly

twin dirge
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Vibe with most people ngl

stiff elbow
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hrngh

jaunty path
rain pilot
blazing ibex
jaunty path
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ur prolly fine

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if you mean like what u come off as online

stiff elbow
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are yall mfs the veterans 😭

jaunty path
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you come off as a goblin

twin dirge
jaunty path
blazing ibex
visual vortex
jaunty path
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doing fuckin nothing all day?

rain pilot
visual vortex
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Veterans of unemployment ❤️

twin dirge
blazing ibex
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But I'm at least self aware and trying to get over that.

stiff elbow
jaunty path
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ooh

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lmao

twin dirge
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What problems, I ain't got none of those

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Sniff

blazing ibex
twin dirge
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Id fight someone for tryna take my wallet

visual vortex
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Loose cannon worse voice

jaunty path
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canadia stans

blazing ibex
twin dirge
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Canada stands

astral basin
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Aggravation ensues. Brain shuts off. When aggravation is gone, amusement at the absurdity of everything dumb
Then overthinking happens. Overthinking becomes discontent with how stupid everything is. Back to aggravation
Its a tough cycle

rain pilot
twin dirge
stiff elbow
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yall know those mfs who glaze the imperium habitually as if THEY would last a minute in a hive city

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yo ass would NOT be a space marine

blazing ibex
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I mean it didn't turn into an actual fight (fortunately)

stiff elbow
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you would be a serf

somber stream
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Ever seen a guy eating a Banana with a spoon?

visual vortex
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If cadians were a real place they'd be Ohioans because people from Ohio usually like to make it their entire personality that they're from Ohio

visual vortex
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The fuck is a utah?

blazing ibex
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But yah after that I was like "nah I'm out of this shitty place" and moved soon after lol

stiff elbow
stiff elbow
visual vortex
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Never heard of it

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Dont care about it

stiff elbow
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its like iran if it was a mormonite oligarchy

visual vortex
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La Macarena

stiff elbow
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and if it was in the US

stiff elbow
twin dirge
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If I could choose a job id wanna be a tech priest, augment me and let me worship the void dragon (plus I like tinkering with stuff)

stiff elbow
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just SAY you hate me

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🥺

visual vortex
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Why are you from utah?

stiff elbow
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im not from utah

crystal shale
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anyone haveing backend error rn?

stiff elbow
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im from baltimore

visual vortex
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You from Michigan?

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Oh

stiff elbow
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actually no wait

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im from oklahoma

visual vortex
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I font care about you that much

twin dirge
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I used to be Mormon back in the day before I was old enough to have a choice in the matter

visual vortex
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Sorry

stiff elbow
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and then i moved to baltimore

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and then i moved to washington

rain pilot
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Same

twin dirge
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Can vouch for it being a cult

crystal shale
blazing ibex
astral basin
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People say i glaze the imperium
I just say enjoy the setting. You dont watch a detective show or a gore pron movie bc you want to be in it
…and if you do, please seek help and healthy hobbies

stiff elbow
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a good 80% of utah's legislature are all members and are funded by the mormon church

twin dirge
jaunty path
blazing ibex
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Like the one time I got fired from Chipotle because I came in two hours late

twin dirge
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LOCK ME IN A COFFIN AND LET ME KILL

dire kayak
blazing ibex
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Because the train got stuck

twin dirge
blazing ibex
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Because someone jumped in the tracks

jaunty path
dire kayak
stiff elbow
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but when im saying "glaze" im referring to the cryptofascists who go like "ough the imperium is not fascist" or "ough its authoritarian because they are trying to save humanity!" or "the aliens deserve it!"

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like people who genuinely defend the imperium

twin dirge
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I wanna be a nid, hiveminds go brr

blazing ibex
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I will never say "I swear if someone didn't die for this hold up" ever again after that lmaooo

twin dirge
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For the biomass

visual vortex
dire kayak
twin dirge
dire kayak
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its barely 1100 words but still

visual vortex
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Pisses me off

astral basin
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Nids are funny
Theres 3 stages
Bacteria stage
Purpose built stage
Soup stage

dire kayak
misty trench
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the imperium is actually a neo-feudalist theocracy ||(space fascist)||☝️ 🤓

rain pilot
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We are not

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Doing this

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Again

misty trench
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I'm not getting politcal ok I'm just shitposting

rain pilot
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You don't understand

visual vortex
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Dont worry aquila

rain pilot
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The rant

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Someone went on for this

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Not again

visual vortex
misty trench
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anyway the most unrealistic thing about the imperium is that the emperor is anatolian and yet there's not a SINGLE fig, olive or oil wrestling club to be found on most planets???? like c'mon

twin dirge
stiff elbow
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the emperor is a TURK

dire kayak
stiff elbow
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🪳

twin dirge
visual vortex
twin dirge
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Then

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Don't let them?

visual vortex
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I had some chick do it to me once

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I hated the feeling of the marker on my skin

twin dirge
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I feel like that one is pretty self inflicted ngl

visual vortex
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Spent 4 hours scrubbing it off

visual vortex
twin dirge
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I mean

stiff elbow
twin dirge
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Fair I guess

visual vortex
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and by that i mean i got up and left afterwards

stiff elbow
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NO MEDIA LITERACY AWARD

twin dirge
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LMFAO

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Idk, I don't mind as long as it isn't a penis

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Not tryna have that immortalized into my skin

stiff elbow
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yeah as long as its not some random person

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and as long as they arent drawing like a swastika or a penis or a vag its fine

visual vortex
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I just dont want chemicals on my skin

twin dirge
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I used to have this crush on a highschool girl when I was going cuz she would go find me every day and draw flowers on my arms

dire kayak
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i suck at naming 40k planets ka_Shake

twin dirge
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Very core memory for me now

stiff elbow
dire kayak
visual vortex
stiff elbow
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pollutants such as forever chemicals and pesticides

visual vortex
stiff elbow
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even simple stuff like handwashing soap has harmful chemicals

stiff elbow
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i know what u meant

visual vortex
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Oh ok

visual vortex
# twin dirge I..based?

Also the other time where these two chicks found my schedule and always went to my classes to talk to me

river ingot
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you meant FORMER prince andrew

visual vortex
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I didnt want to talk to them so i asked my teachers if i could leave five minutes early

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Then i would just hide in tje bathroom till the bell rung

dire kayak
stiff elbow
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ANYTHING but talk to women 😭

visual vortex
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Women scare me 😭

stiff elbow
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ur like the judge

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real life judge

dire kayak
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-# i have no idea how to talk to people fuck

visual vortex
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Primarily because one in my gym class always used to sit next to me and run her fingers along my arms or shoulders

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Freaked me out all the time

stiff elbow
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okay thats like assault i think

visual vortex
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Yeah

stiff elbow
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or AT LEAST innappropriate conduct

visual vortex
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People always assaulted each other in my school for some reason

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I wish people were told how to behave in public

stiff elbow
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i dunno how to talk to women either my GF just approached me after i got out of a very unsatisfying and short relationship and i just said "yeah okay!!"

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its better cus we were friends before

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friends to dating is the best way to find love

visual vortex
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basically how my friendships i have with people started

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I have two friends or three idk

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Most by accident

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One because we were both friends with a guy and whenever he wasnt there it was me and him and we talked

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The other two are women that i have no idea how i actually got in a friendship with them

worn quail
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last guy i was with got with me cause we were hanging and he got a massive hangover, i made breakfast and took care of him and that did it for him

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thanks pancake

twin dirge
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My most recent one cheated on me 3 times in 2 weeks

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Old news tho

visual vortex
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The one that you had an online relationship with that become a real world one?

twin dirge
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Indeed

dire kayak
twin dirge
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Still regret visiting her smh

twin dirge
visual vortex
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Yeah that's why i dont want to be in a relationship with anyone because i know they'll cheat on me eventually

dire kayak
stiff elbow
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im rlly sorry that happened to you

twin dirge
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9 month relationship

hazy kestrel
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There’s plenty of non-cheating people out there pal. Don’t give up

twin dirge
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6 months talking, we split not even a full week after the 3rd anni

stiff elbow
hazy kestrel
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Just have to find one that isn’t an unloyal bastard

dire kayak
stiff elbow
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although i cant say im not guilty of the same :/

worn quail
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Because...

hazy kestrel
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It shouldn’t be hard to not be a cheating piece of trash, but that’s the way some people are I guess

worn quail
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Uhhh

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BECAUSE YOU JUST DO OKAY??

stiff elbow
astral basin
# stiff elbow like people who genuinely defend the imperium

I do that sometimes
I dont discount that it highlights governments in the worst ways.
Complexity is beyond the average person.
“Modern day” imperium is built on 2 failed dictatorships, one designed to fail (but it did so too early) the other designed to force everything together. And then the high lords and inquisition just piggy backing off those old systems to make things work how they can/ want

visual vortex
stiff elbow
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ofc if you flagerently cheat for no reason or the fact that you arent "satisfied" you are a terrible person

hazy kestrel
stiff elbow
visual vortex
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And it doesnt help that so much media romanticizes cheating

stiff elbow
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i dont blame people who cheat while in abusive relationships

visual vortex
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Dont you dare ever chest

twin dirge
visual vortex
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I hate cheaters

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They dont deserve my sympathy

stiff elbow
visual vortex
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Always excuses

worn quail
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Things are HEATIN up

hazy kestrel
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If you cheat, you’re an asshole imo

worn quail
stiff elbow
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i know this because i've been in this situation before

visual vortex
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Yeah

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Regardless

stiff elbow
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i havent cheated away from it but its hard to blame someone who has

twin dirge
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I think I go away now ggnod

stiff elbow
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cheating for the sake of cheating is terrible of course

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i never denied that

twin dirge
visual vortex
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Goodbye aki

clever horizon
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darktide

dire kayak
astral basin
hazy kestrel
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There’s no justifiable reason in my mind anyways.

stiff elbow
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and if you arent satisfied in your relationship.. the responsible thing to do would be just to talk to your partner or end it, and not to cheat

hazy kestrel
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I can’t imagine cheating on someone

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Is a scummy thing to do

visual vortex
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Agreed

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Injustifiable

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Or however you spell it idk

worn quail
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Nah you spelled it right

blazing ibex
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Alright, dicey subject but I'll put my two cents

hazy kestrel
worn quail
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I think I would unironically rather set myself on fire than experience limerence again

visual vortex
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Yeah

hazy kestrel
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It shouldn’t be that hard

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Just don’t cheat lmfao

blazing ibex
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While cheating in an abusive relationship could potentially get you out of that relationship

hazy kestrel
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Just exit gracefully from whatever relationship it is

visual vortex
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Anyone that cheats proves that they're just as bad as the relationship itself

blazing ibex
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It can also get a bullet put through your skull

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Among other things

worn quail
hazy kestrel
blazing ibex
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If it was really that bad

hazy kestrel
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Idk what to tell you

blazing ibex
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So I can't recommend doing that in good faith lmao

worn quail
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Oh dw I hate cheating too

stiff elbow
worn quail
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I just wanna stir the pot

dire kayak
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uggghhhh ka_Shake

visual vortex
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Cheating is for bad people

hazy kestrel
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Idk, this is my pov as a maidenless single guy

dire kayak
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you all need hugs

hazy kestrel
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So take it with a heap of salt lol

visual vortex
worn quail
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Nuance, contrast, that sorta thing

hazy kestrel
dire kayak
visual vortex
blazing ibex
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Even with the nuances considered

hazy kestrel
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You can still have an opinion on the subject of cheating while being single

hazy kestrel
blazing ibex
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I really don't think cheating is a good idea.

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Morally and logically.

visual vortex
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Cheating is bad regardless of scenario

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People that cheat always have an excuse to justify the means

dire kayak
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cheaters are stinky doo doo fart

hazy kestrel
stiff elbow
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you guys overestimate how hard it is to exit relationships

visual vortex
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But by cheating to escape a relationship proves that you are incapable of improving and need to resort to scummy tactics

stiff elbow
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Many couples have kids, bills, mortgages, responsibilities

hazy kestrel
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Well in those cases it gets messy, sure

visual vortex
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So therefore you have to cheat instead of sorting things out like an adult with a frontal lobe

blazing ibex
stiff elbow
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A man or woman who hasn't gotten good sex in 5 years may be miserable, but if he decides to walk he has to face a possibly acrimonious divorce, child support, etc

visual vortex
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Id rather do all that than cheat

stiff elbow
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im not defending cheating by any means

hazy kestrel
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Not using a partner as an on demand sex machine

stiff elbow
visual vortex
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If the world ran by how good the hanky panky was then 90% of all relationships would be toxic

stiff elbow
#

cheating has its factors in play

hazy kestrel
#

If it’s a bad one, just leave. It will sort itself out. Always does one way or another.

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Life is messy

visual vortex
#

Anyone who cheats will cheat again

stiff elbow
#

The abused partner may cheat because they need emotional intimacy

stiff elbow
#

because the person they're cheating with will help them escape, or for various other reasons

astral basin
#

The point of a relationship is to have a mutual bond that satisfies 2 of 3 things
Social/mental needs, ambition needs, housing/tax needs
Cheating happens when you turn to others to satisfy the role your partner is supposed to help you with. Different couples different rules, but generally people dont communicate or just flat ignore the partner, thereby breaking their end of the relationship

stiff elbow
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if they attempt to break up they will Fear Retribution

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and their abusive partner will dish it out gladly

visual vortex
#

Or you could call the cops

blazing ibex
#

And if they cheat and that abusive partner finds out

visual vortex
#

Instead of devolving yourself to the level of the abuser

blazing ibex
#

Either a break up

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Or

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It gets, much, MUCH worse

visual vortex
#

I guarantee you if an abuser finds out about a cheating relationship it will be worse than the relationship ending

stiff elbow
visual vortex
#

It isnt justified regardless

hazy kestrel
#

Call me a hardliner, but you can’t justify cheating.

cosmic burrow
#

Shitting is a metaphor of life

astral basin
#

I would call the house/tax needs “lifestyle needs”
But ive met way too many people that believe constant sex is a lifestyle need rather than a social/ mental need

visual vortex
#

People who cheat are the same mfers that move their piece one more to skip a railroad tax in monopoly

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Fuck you Jack

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I saw that

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I havent forgotten since

stiff elbow
#

cheating is terrible, but there are reason that people can cheat that are entirely plausible

hazy kestrel
stiff elbow
#

not just "oh im not sexually satisfied"

hazy kestrel
#

Just selfish ones

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Hello Aquila

stiff elbow
visual vortex
#

Jack was such a meanie

clever horizon
#

ogryn pack master gonna be fun

cosmic burrow
misty trench
hazy kestrel
#

Just leave with grace

visual vortex
#

Im so sick of this circle

dire kayak
hazy kestrel
#

And your moral high ground intact

stiff elbow
frail acorn
visual vortex
#

Omfg drop it

hazy kestrel
frail acorn
#

I agree

visual vortex
#

Please

misty trench
#

ok like abuse is a different kettle of fish entirely tho

visual vortex
dire kayak
hazy kestrel
#

Simple as

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No thief can steal your will

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So says Epictetus

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That applies here

lethal solstice
blazing ibex
#

Okay I do think there's nuance to consider with an abusive relationship

stiff elbow
#

what if your partner physical abuses you? the person you thought you could trust beats you senselessly and you are too submitted to him to go to the cops

visual vortex
#

Tf2 community maps are ass

misty trench
#

all the people I've known who have cheated (both men and women) did not have any reason to do so, like in most cases they were actually the abusive element

stiff elbow
#

most women dont trust the cops anyways

dire kayak
stiff elbow
#

for good reason to

blazing ibex
#

I mean we play Darktide so we should know that.

hazy kestrel
visual vortex
blazing ibex
#

But I really don't think cheating as a form of retaliation is the play.

stiff elbow
blazing ibex
#

Because if we're talking someone abusive

stiff elbow
#

its an escape

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an emotional escape

misty trench
#

idk if it's most of the times but I haven't looked at any data on that

hazy kestrel
stiff elbow
#

sometimes it can be an actual escape to cheat in an abusive relationship

blazing ibex
#

Someone abusive, is most likely almost mentally unwell as well.

stiff elbow
#

have you ever been in an relationship in general?

misty trench
#

in any case ACTUAL advice would be to get help

hazy kestrel
#

I told you this

visual vortex
hazy kestrel
#

Doesn’t make my points invalid

astral basin
visual vortex
#

You dont need to be in a relationship to have common sense

blazing ibex
#

And if they find out about it, well, it's either they do break it off or in many cases

dire kayak
blazing ibex
#

They become far worse.

stiff elbow
astral basin
dire kayak
#

should i get dawn of war 4 when it releases

blazing ibex
#

People have been murdered for this exact criteria.

misty trench
#

the psychology around something terrible can vary but in pretty much all cases there's a more constructive and effective option available

visual vortex
#

Cheating is like those 1950s cartoons where they cut the branch they're sitting on and fall down

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Because they double fuck themselves over

visual vortex
#

Let the reviews settle

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Then get it

dire kayak
hazy kestrel
misty trench
#

wait actually, what was the test?

dire kayak
#

uhhhh

astral basin
hazy kestrel
#

The academic integrity part of myself awoke like a sleeper agent, holy shit.

dire kayak
#

it was like a maths test in year 3 and i peeked at the kid next to me

misty trench
#

oh

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math is fake anyway

hazy kestrel
#

You’re not dead to me, but I’m disappointed.

visual vortex
twin flower
#

Arent you a teacher KEKW_ogryn

visual vortex
#

Algebra?

stiff elbow
visual vortex
#

If it's algebra i understnad

stiff elbow
#

and im not denying that there are people who cheat just for the sake of it

misty trench
dire kayak
visual vortex
#

Oh

stiff elbow
#

because there are, and its awful, and its heartbreaking

visual vortex
#

Ehhh

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How young at that time?

stiff elbow
#

but cheating isnt the ultimate fucking evil

stiff elbow
#

i got cheated on

dire kayak
#

if i was in your class id be paying full attention

stiff elbow
#

i got over it

misty trench
#

it's very based (I'm trying to swap professions atm)

river ingot
#

why would people cheat at a PvE game i mean what is possibly the motivation i cant see it

stiff elbow
#

it was devestating i know

hazy kestrel
stiff elbow
#

it was the most heartbreaking thing ever

misty trench
stiff elbow
#

but im past that now, i've grown as a person and now im in an actually stable relationship with someone i actually like

visual vortex
#

Because like if you were in like elementary then id understand but if you were in like high school at that time i would NOT let that slide

stiff elbow
#

with someone i can put trust into

hazy kestrel
cosmic burrow
twin flower
#

Me 4

visual vortex
#

Aquila teach us

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Teach us like a grandpa to children gathered around him

misty trench
#

also a lot of it is kinda proving to be incorrect, like curriculum content about Sparta is straight up outdated and inaccurate at this point

visual vortex
#

Tell us of the great wars you fought in

hazy kestrel
twin flower
#

Huh, never had history lessons about Sparta KEKW_ogryn

visual vortex
#

Did a guy really kick another guy into a pit?

cosmic burrow
stiff elbow
#

okayy im tired now im going to bed

twin flower
#

Was the Agoge as brutal as they claimed

cosmic burrow
#

Wrong canada

visual vortex
#

Or stick his hand out to touch the wheat fields

cosmic burrow
#

It was

astral basin
#

Cheating is one of those blow to ego things
“Turns out i trusted the wrong person with too much”

hazy kestrel
misty trench
#

so all the stuff you may have learned or heard about Sparta is more or less a myth, they did have a martial culture but no where near to the extent that sources would want you to believe.

visual vortex
#

Every country is just as depressing as the others

cosmic burrow
visual vortex
#

But people try to bury their own country's issues under the positives and let it boil over

hazy kestrel
#

LET’S FUCKING GOOOO! AQUILA LECTURE TIME!

abstract fiber
astral basin
misty trench
#

the whole manly man sparta thing is mostly propaganda and Roman romanticism

dire kayak
misty trench
hazy kestrel
twin flower
visual vortex
#

Aquila

#

Aquila

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I have a question

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🙌

misty trench
#

yes hi

visual vortex
#

Is it true they gave really cool crowns to the first to climb up the siege ladders and survive?

misty trench
#

they got the scrunchy paper burger king crowns

visual vortex
#

Sounds really cool

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Id do itp

blazing ibex
twin flower
#

Dang, burger king must be ancient KEKW_ogryn

visual vortex
#

Id do it twice for the moebian 21st set but yknow that wasnt around back then

abstract fiber
#

kinda same thing with the 'marian reforms' was mostly an invention centuries after the fact, all the stuff marius supposedly implemented was already either widely accepted common practice or just straight up fabrication

misty trench
visual vortex
astral basin
#

Allegedly theres some really old history books that featured dragons

misty trench
#

wild, your highschool was better than mine lmao

jaunty path
blazing ibex
#

He outright said a lot of the stuff in the textbook about Greece is really sensationalist

visual vortex
hazy kestrel
blazing ibex
twin flower
#

Where did the name Sparta come from

misty trench
#

yea mine pointed out the sensationalism but did not dispute the basic ideas

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oh rip lol

abstract fiber
#

i liked my history teacher, straight up said the atom bombs ending ww2 was a myth, the soviet declaration of war was the likely culprit, the atom bombs was just a convienent excuse to surrender to the americans

astral basin
blazing ibex
#

Dude was a cool history teacher.

abstract fiber
#

and this as an american teacher too

misty trench
#

my history teachers were very cool and good people but they were defo working with unfortunately dated material

visual vortex
#

How would dragon taste

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I personally feel like it'd taste like alligator

abstract fiber
#

history is one of those classes that the sports coach gets cause it's just read from the book, assign reading

twin flower
#

maybe theyre not around anymore cuz we ate them all thonking

visual vortex
#

Maybe

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🤔

abstract fiber
#

cant wing math or science knowledge as easily

misty trench
#

and now I know why that's the case, the education system, especially when it comes to stuff that isn't STEM or like, Core subjects, is VERY slow on getting resourced and updated

visual vortex
#

Same with the giant egypt earth worms

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We ate them all

blazing ibex
#

History is a constantly developing topic

#

With not enough time to record recent discoveries

visual vortex
#

Maybe we're in the dark ages still but wont admit it?

shell night
misty smelt
#

420Pizza no need education sah, only need rashuns and 'eretics to smash

blazing ibex
#

It's in a constant cycle of catching up with itself.

misty trench
#

Literature at least doesn't really change outside of getting better and more relevant literature to review/use

astral basin
#

If dragons existed, the ballista would have become more advanced rather than small arms weapons

hazy kestrel
visual vortex
#

Devour knowledge to make better rations

#

🧠

#

Fill belly more

#

Get stronger

#

Smash eretics harder

misty trench
#

although teens hate poetry and shakespeare so it's a grind to get them over that hill and into the stuff they'll actually like

hazy kestrel
#

Shakespeare was peak.

visual vortex
#

I liked shakespeare

misty trench
#

I GET IT YOU'RE 15 AND ANGSTY BUT MACBETH IS INCREDIBLE OK

visual vortex
#

It just needs a lot of explaining to not get lost

#

And a decent teacher

visual vortex
#

They'll ace the shakespeare tests

misty trench
#

biting my thumb at thee rn

misty smelt
#

I was in Honors class for english freshman year and failed because i found it so boring. I was top of the class in culinary arts tho thumbsup_ogryn

visual vortex
#

I lowk bite my thumb at tibalr

hazy kestrel
#

I remember back when my class was assigned roles for the play about the death of Julius Caesar, I was one of the assassins. It wasn’t Casca, but I think it was the first guy that stabs Caesar.

cosmic burrow
hazy kestrel
#

Speak, hands for me!

#

🗣️

misty trench
#

I enjoyed poetry because Australian bush ballads go kinda hard

cosmic burrow
#

It was all so overtly patriotic because poland didnt exist on the map

misty trench
#

man from snowy river my beloved

hazy kestrel
cosmic burrow
#

It was all ,,oh woman left me oh how bad now i love Poland so much im gonna set it free from the russians/germans,, and so on they usually died at the end

#

Theres a fucking limit to such things

hazy kestrel
#

Alright, I’m gonna pass out now. Time to dream of biting my thumb at some unruly peasant.

misty trench
#

I'm assuming you guys would spend a good deal of time on the northern crusades and such?

hazy kestrel
misty trench
#

gn

blazing ibex
#

Man learning about the true roots of Romeo and Juliet was funny

cosmic burrow
#

Me? Nooo

blazing ibex
#

Literally just two goobers who didn't know how to be honest and it snowballed into an awful situation

misty trench
#

Romeo and Juliet really is a crash course in all the adults failing to be good adults

cosmic burrow
#

Yeah it is

hazy kestrel
astral basin
#

The subway surfers thing is artificial engagement
Doesn’t provide actual attention times. Just provides enough stimulation to keep the brain dead in one spot

misty trench
#

so I'ma be real

#

I have no fucking idea what subway surfers is

astral basin
#

Its a mobile game

misty trench
#

ah

whole bough
#

u run forward and collect coins and dodge stuff

river ingot
whole bough
#

not a bad game but it just became a meme for whatever reason

astral basin
#

Aquila do you remember those old highway speed 8bit games
Guy on a motorcycle riding 3 lanes of traffic, dodging cars

misty trench
#

so it's just temple run but for gen alpha

whole bough
#

around the same time as temple run

#

maybe a few years younger than TR

misty trench
#

oh huh, wonder how I missed it

astral basin
#

Its around the same time as temple run 2

whole bough
#

i never knew about it until the memes

misty trench
#

I'm not a mobile gamer so eh

whole bough
#

i was a temple run head tho

#

and jetpack joyride

hazy kestrel
#

Angry Birds was my favorite app game back then

#

The Star Wars one in particular

whole bough
#

angry birds was so goated

hazy kestrel
#

Good times

whole bough
#

i love physics destruction

#

wish there was more of it

hazy kestrel
#

I, too, love besieging Pig fortresses with my catapult. chadgryn

whole glade
#

best part of sleepless nights is that i get to my lore and schemes for my niight lords :3c

blazing ibex
#

I love Flapping Bird!

dire kayak
misty trench
twin dirge
#

Bad piggies was my jam

twin dirge
#

Just get sucked into the coin machine and getting a high score

peak meteor
#

Hey i need any map that has a guaranteed monstrosity spawn

#

i keep forgetting which ones they are

blazing ibex
stark bobcat
cosmic burrow
#

And all execution missions

gloomy tartan
#

Hey you know what rules

#

Cactus

#

Stabs stuff for you

#

Doesnt need water much at all

#

And they grow flowers too

wind wing
#

I have a cactus

gloomy tartan
#

If I was in some planet abandoned I’d make a cactus perimeter

#

Deadass mine craft tactics

astral basin
#

Did anyone know that warframe has flappy bird built in?

#

“Happy zephyr”

whole bough
#

captains technically count as monstrosities aswell

#

atleast for the malleus monstrom

trail bramble
#

there's also a shmup

peak meteor
turbid jungle
#

Fear da future

astral basin
#

Aaaa

#

I was fearing today

long sigil
#

living is pain

#

all is pain

pallid badger
long sigil
#

spain

#

sounds nice

astral basin
#

Americans, hearing that oil has been harmed: WHY IS MY GAS PRICE GOING UP???

long sigil
#

i heard oil is enough in earth

#

but they dont want lower oil price

marsh iris
#

just go through the strait you cowards, everything is safe

long sigil
white magnet
#

Howdy fellas, would love to know if anyone does - Is there a way to remove events from the quickplay queue like you can do with the campaign?

long sigil
#

no

#

maybe add mode can

white magnet
#

Well that sux

astral basin
white magnet
#

Idm them every now and then but this one was proper ass

#

Would rather have my grandfather's gifts and 5 beasts of nurgle thanks

astral basin
#

Most event ones are

white magnet
astral basin
#

I purposely skipped the plasma gunner release event

long sigil
#

sorry

#

but no

#

i dont use mods

white magnet
#

Oh so there's a mod for it or did you just suggest that I check out the mod page?

white magnet
long sigil
#

maybe it exist

#

sorry

white magnet
#

The pox one wasn't as bad but killed my GPU

long sigil
#

i dont know it

white magnet
#

Sux

pine beacon
#

unfortunately fatshark is just a small indie company so luxury stuff like selecting any map on any difficulty which has only been a standard for 30 years on the video game industry is beyond their scope

white magnet
#

😭

little marten
#

Custard at the bottom

white magnet
#

LMAO

long sigil
#

what

#

what does that means

white magnet
#

?

long sigil
#

what

astral basin
#

NG
You look like bottom custard

long sigil
#

custard at the bottom?

white magnet
#

Never heard of it but damn I'll defo be making it next

astral basin
#

Monster getting expensive again
Fuck

long sigil
#

i hate monster drink

#

they act shitty

#

like disney

#

korean energy drink is cheap and same taste

#

so i drink others

pine beacon
#

korean stuff have like 1/2th of stuff in them compared to western beverages

#

their beers for example are hovering around 3% which are considered girl drinks here in eastern eu

long sigil
#

weak

pine beacon
#

if im gonna drink energy drink i want it to scorch earth my liver from top to bottom

long sigil
#

wow

#

based

south valve
long sigil
#

today news?

#

i hope so

#

fat shark is too lazy

#

they must do something on darktide

twin dirge
#

AUGHHHHH

long sigil
#

not vermintide

#

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

south valve
twin dirge
#

Real

jaunty path
#

I wanna do 3 more havoc speedruns so I can get to level 40

#

but that'll happen when it happens ig

long sigil
#

still not 40?

jaunty path
#

nah Im at 37

#

which is quite high

#

but not 40

long sigil
#

damn

jaunty path
#

and its quite easy to go down in havoc level

#

really annoying lmao.

astral basin
#

What do i play when i get off

#

Hmmmm

long sigil
#

kr guys build is static and based in havoc

#

i dont know ur server guys build

jaunty path
#

skully sol

#

why isnt ur pfp a cat

astral basin
#

Why

long sigil
#

what

astral basin
#

I like owls

long sigil
#

owl cool

astral basin
#

Why must i be a cat?