Mutants, scabs, etc
#general-chat
fallow dock
hidden whale
;.;
fallow dock
Had 2 guys with the event insignia on damnation and we lost in first fight
oak nexus
playin on a roller with their feet
split mauve
In heresy every thing should be dying in one hit
heresy is much harder than damnation
jaunty path
Just carry
south valve
heresy is much harder than damnation
Why?
jaunty path
Basically zero damage
south valve
Oh fair enough
oak nexus
but honestly if your team is not good you should be able to just do it solo even with them in the lobby (for heresy and damnation) 🤷
split mauve
the nefarious poxburster shooter:
south valve
Tbf though, people will even shoot bursters in auric
whole glade
gug
oak nexus
gug
south valve
gug
oak nexus
jaunty path
Farts loud
south valve
Stinky server
oak nexus
delicate vapor
oak nexus
need sticker pack like this but for guinea pigs or capybaras
nocturne bloom
They are mine 🗣️
south valve
Why not Slaanesh instead?
south valve
Sounds good to me
rain pilot
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
south valve
I'm half tempted to join you
rain pilot
If I had to choose
south valve
You've never heard this?
rain pilot
I am only interested in learning about the Emperium of man
might be because I am biased
south valve
Well, skitarii are in the Imperium
formal nimbus
i wish curios appeared on our characters in fixed positions, like fatshark uses similar/same formats on appearance of armor fairly often so setting a bunch of copy paste positions for curios to show up on wouldnt be totally unreasonable for dev time would it?
south valve
That would be cool
rain pilot
Oh
south valve
as like an extra cosmetic thing, you mean?
south valve
No no
tall grove
I thought it was something different
Skitarri are admech
rain pilot
I HAD SOMETHING WAY DIFFERENT IN MY HEAD
south valve
They do sound like aliens I guess
rain pilot
Yes
south valve
INSECTS
south valve
Close one
rain pilot
indeed
rain pilot
Yes
south valve
In unrelated news, still not wanna join Slaanesh /j
rain pilot
I thought they were big bugs
south valve
As in, you found the femboy stuff?
south valve
I see you, jester man
tired inlet
In unrelated news, still not wanna join Slaanesh /j
Emperor's Children doesn't seem very fun, and Paradise World Pleasure Cults seem like an opium den of cenobites.
We visit like 2 opium dens in Darktide and they kind of suck.
feral vessel
Emperor's Children doesn't seem very fun, and Paradise World Pleasure Cults seem...
obscura den's empty.
tired inlet
obscura den's empty.
One of them is, the other is a mid-level event
south valve
I bet it's much more lively at top hours~
I've never quite understood why people leave dashes at the end of their sentences
or tildes
south valve
Oh I think I see what you mean
feral vessel
A tilde usually means you drag out the end of the sentence in a sultry way.
tired inlet
or tildes
it's meant convey you are holding the syllable longer or in a type of sing-songy way
south valve
That makes a lot of sense actually
tired inlet
whereas an emdash is breaking up a sentence to convey more information immediately, such as inserting a clause
south valve
What's an emdash?
tired inlet
—
thick coyote
late fern
Anyone on darktide right now?
thick coyote
I tried 
thick coyote
I tried <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
tired inlet
I tried <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
And it was nice.
south valve
small dick energy.
Hey, we don't all have emdashes
rain pilot
small dick energy.
In this server I am pretty sure that's not the main thing people are after
south valve
some of us just have dashes
thick coyote
On a 3 seconds cool down
feral vessel
I tried <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
That's what matters most!!
south valve
In this server I am pretty sure that's not the main thing people are after
👁️ 👁️
tired inlet
Dash the Stampede over here with jis Tryhyphen
feral vessel
In this server I am pretty sure that's not the main thing people are after
What exactly are you trying to imply?
south valve
Mhm, keep going /j
rancid shore
siiiiiiiiigh
tired inlet
What exactly are you trying to imply?
#📢news-bulletin message
look at the 11th reaction .gif from the left
rancid shore
"And to think Grendyl refuses to requisition Skitarii..."
south valve
hotpp
feral vessel
"And to think Grendyl refuses to requisition Skitarii..."
shut up don't give them hope
They don't deserve it.
patent grove
And to think Grendyl refuses to requisition baneblades
feral vessel
Actually that's mean. They deserve it..
south valve
"And to think Grendyl refuses to requisition Skitarii..."
I think if there's any confirmation, it's that
rancid shore
I think if there's any confirmation, it's that
yeah
south valve
And to think Grendyl refuses to requisition baneblades
And to think Grendyl refuses to requisition bunnies
rain pilot
things change
thick coyote
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/735418797992968252/1479554856074...
Is the dick still there 💀
rain pilot
it is
thick coyote
feral vessel
https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-rabbit-bunny-gif-11190286
stealth
rain pilot
we aint getting any admechs
Unless GW needs more money
south valve
I guess an 8th class isn't impossible
tired inlet
well I'm about Prestige II on my TechMarine
south valve
not that I have any hope at all
tired inlet
so there's that
molten oyster
I got the event insignia. It was.... rough.
rancid shore
well I'm about Prestige II on my TechMarine
is tehre still class restrictions?
tired inlet
is tehre still class restrictions?
yeah, but that's okay. I have prestige IV level 25s in every other class so I don't mind.
rain pilot
I got the event insignia. It was.... rough.
I purposely don't get the insignia to flex my Anti-FOMO mind
patent grove
Rodin: You never change, sister! Still playing with your food!
Bunny rips out Rinda's throat
Rodin: jesus christ!
south valve
Rodin: You never change, sister! Still playing with your food!
Bunny rips out R...
LMAO
thick coyote
rancid shore
7th class incoming
:C dont get my hopes up
feral vessel
PLANT-ed up.
south valve
And only 9 slots for characters
Didn't they change it with every other new class release?
rain pilot
Didn't they change it with every other new class release?
yes
south valve
I feel so Painted
rain pilot
Because the people. The people are not smart
thick coyote
Didn't they change it with every other new class release?
It went from 5 to 8 iirc
patent grove
PLANT-ed up.
Salads are healthy
thick coyote
So yes
south valve
Are you gonna eat him?
rain pilot
oh my
feral vessel
Salads are healthy
You begging for a florting fisting, boy?
thick coyote
It's possible they just make it 11
patent grove
A wut
feral vessel
What Calgar said. Obviously..
rain pilot
the reaction with the pfp
rancid shore
"refuses to requisition skitarii" what if he refuses for now 
(i am inhalling copium rn
feral vessel
I'm going to go back to my corner and write my dumb chud hazbin hotel rewrite and read dante alighieri like a real chud..
grrr
growls and spits leaves at you or something
rain pilot
I'm going to go back to my corner and write my dumb chud hazbin hotel rewrite an...
rewrite?
DO tell
south valve
Everyone's grumpy when they haven't photosynthesised, dw
rancid shore
"the copium on this one (aka me) is strong"
patent grove
"refuses to requisition skitarii" what if he refuses for now <:loregryn:10365806...
Maybe he's saying he's not going to... because he already has!
rain pilot
Everyone's grumpy when they haven't photosynthesised, dw
I take vitimin D
south valve
"refuses to requisition skitarii" what if he refuses for now <:loregryn:10365806...
He didn't seem very happy with arbis or hive scum, so I guess Grendyl could demand for them to be added?
feral vessel
DO tell
yess..
Rewrite..
trying to make it half-assed instead of quarter-assed..
I can do it better than Viv..
rain pilot
You know
the show's plot from what people told me
Sounds like The Good Place
From Netflix
rancid shore
He didn't seem very happy with arbis or hive scum, so I guess Grendyl could dema...
i mean he refuses
not refused
this is either no hope
south valve
Maybe...
rancid shore
or im just on copium support now
feral vessel
the show's plot from what people told me
show's plot is fucking nonexistent i feel like
it feels more like uhh
throwing in a bunch of ideas and seeing what hits the wall.
instead of focusing on a single plotline
rain pilot
Family guy
feral vessel
expand like five separate character conflicts at once
never elaborate on four of them
south valve
Sounds like The Good Place
Is that the one about philosophy?
rain pilot
Sorta
lyric frigate
charlie kirk if he was in mha: here’s my charlie quirk!
lyric frigate
yeah
feral vessel
Funny!
lyric frigate
twitter thought so too
feral vessel
It sounds like those shows from te UK old women watch
yeah basically it is
but with gay people
Speaking of,
limpid vigil
do you guys think we will ever get something like a small warhammer weapon in the game
feral vessel
why are there so many gay people in hell, Vivziepop.
feral vessel
do you guys think we will ever get something like a small warhammer weapon in th...
Say that again..?
rain pilot
why are there so many gay people in hell, Vivziepop.
and trans
I wonder how they got there
limpid vigil
Say that again..?
I meant what i said - a small anti armor hammer weapon
south valve
Wait, good point
limpid vigil
I meant what i said - a small anti armor hammer weapon
like tac axe but hammer
shell night
why are there so many gay people in hell, Vivziepop.
I mean there's a lot of non-gay people there too
south valve
do you guys think we will ever get something like a small warhammer weapon in th...
Like Bardin's 1h hammer?
if you played vt2
rain pilot
I mean there's a lot of non-gay people there too
If we are going by population calculations on earth
limpid vigil
Like Bardin's 1h hammer?
kinda yeah. Smaller hammer head tho
rain pilot
and the gay community is a small fraction on earth
if the ratio is higher in hell
that means alot of gays are in hell
feral vessel
I mean there's a lot of non-gay people there too
yeah sure but i find it funny.
Also just queer people in general.
I understand it's like uh, writer's preference or whatever.
limpid vigil
Like Bardin's 1h hammer?
rain pilot
that means *alot* of gays are in hell
I used math
limpid vigil
https://i.redd.it/historical-weapon-facts-featuring-the-warhammer-v0-m9na2h9yise...
something like this
rain pilot
To make it funnier
feral vessel
But it would be more accurate to just make hell have a lot of actual assholes instead of people that swear like twelve-year olds that discovered their first swear word.
limpid vigil
Tbh i do not dislike vivziepop shows but that does not mean i find em groundbreaking and/or good
im indiffrent
south valve
https://i.redd.it/historical-weapon-facts-featuring-the-warhammer-v0-m9na2h9yise...
That would be cool
I think I've seen those types of hammers obliterate dummy heads and things
feral vessel
Tbh i do not dislike vivziepop shows but that does not mean i find em groundbrea...
fair stance...
wasted potential in my humble opinion because like..
exploring hell and the concept of redemption is a really cool elevator pitch
rain pilot
Tbh i do not dislike vivziepop shows but that does not mean i find em groundbrea...
Listen to the book Beyond Good and Evil by Fredrick Nietzsche
limpid vigil
exploring hell and the concept of redemption is a really cool elevator pitch
shame they idk how else to put it - broadwayised it?
south valve
Listen to the book Beyond Good and Evil by Fredrick Nietzsche
I have a copy of that!
feral vessel
shame they idk how else to put it - broadwayised it?
yeah basically
south valve
His words against Plato will never be forgiven.
tired inlet
exploring hell and the concept of redemption is a really cool elevator pitch
I'm sure Danté Aligheri thought the same thing
limpid vigil
yeah basically
the whole extermination bit was over way to quickly and way too fast
and was not weighty at all
feral vessel
I'm sure Danté Aligheri thought the same thing
I'm using the Divine Comedy as inspiration for my rewrite, too.
I like Dante's cosmology.
limpid vigil
Tbh hell is such a broad concept that you can do a lot of things with it
rain pilot
I'm using the Divine Comedy as inspiration for my rewrite, too.
rewrite how the hells worked
feral vessel
the whole extermination bit was over way to quickly and way too fast
Exterminations felt like uh.. really unnecessary
south valve
I like Dante's cosmology.
I don't suppose you like ultrakill?
feral vessel
and punishment
feral vessel
I don't suppose you like ultrakill?
I do!
limpid vigil
i like the asthetic hazbin/helluva were going for
south valve
tired inlet
Well, it isn't his; that's a very medieval concept of Paradise due to a non-copernican ideology that was pervasive in Europe at the time.
limpid vigil
but everything else? Could have been better
feral vessel
Well, it isn't *his*; that's a very medieval concept of Paradise due to a non-co...
Yeah good point.
limpid vigil
though i must admit - the songs are good
feral vessel
Dante's thing was basically a mishmash of then-prominent cosmological theories.
tired inlet
in Paradiso, yes
feral vessel
He did his own thing quite often, too.
tired inlet
latter parts of Purgatorio
feral vessel
Wasn't he also branded a heretic and exiled from Florence, though?
south valve
I remember heaven taking place across planets and stuff
tired inlet
yeah because Inferno was a political treastie on the state and history of Italy
rain pilot
i like the asthetic hazbin/helluva were going for
The pilot for the show turned me off the moment that guy that insult that prosituite got crushed by a random boulder. I am not much into nilhism humour
that was like what
5
3 mins in?
limpid vigil
The pilot for the show turned me off the moment that guy that insult that prosit...
fair enough
rain pilot
Funny how damn right I was
tired inlet
I remember heaven taking place across planets and stuff
At the time Europe very much was using a Geocentric universe, so the fixed stars and planets rotated around the Earth in the dominant european theology; as such they were considered the Heavens
feral vessel
The pilot for the show turned me off the moment that guy that insult that prosit...
viv has a bad tendency to equate constant killing off of characters to.
I don't even know?
limpid vigil
i just feel like the amazing asthetic and the style they came up with get's dragged down bad by the story
feral vessel
I think it was supposed to make Hell feel 'dark'.
tired inlet
Gustav Doré's wood carvings are pretty good illustrations of it.
feral vessel
i just feel like the amazing asthetic and the style they came up with get's drag...
Personally have an issue with how Hell just looks like Las Vegas but really red.
Or downtown Detroit.
south valve
At the time Europe very much was using a Geocentric universe, so the fixed stars...
Oh I didn't know
that's very cool
feral vessel
not that that isn't fitting
having the City of Vice be represented in Hell makes sense.
south valve
wasn't there a medieval theory that heaven is LITERALLY a kingdom above Earth?
limpid vigil
Personally have an issue with how Hell just looks like Las Vegas but really red.
i mean i can agree but also it is the pride ring of hell mostly - if it did not look like las vegas it would be kinda weird
feral vessel
Baaah. I think I'll go to sleep now.
tired inlet
wasn't there a medieval theory that heaven is LITERALLY a kingdom above Earth?
It was based off of the "Firmaments" understanding in antedeluvian theology
feral vessel
Gooood night Hive Tertium and have a good rest of the night..
rain pilot
having the City of Vice be represented in Hell makes sense.
That hive city in Hong Kong would make a great hell
No outside
only walls
tired inlet
That hive city in Hong Kong would make a great hell
Kowloon Walled City?
feral vessel
That hive city in Hong Kong would make a great hell
thas what i want to make my hell like!
Or at least, the Lust ring, the only 'civilized' ring.
feral vessel
Otherwise hell is still like uh..
hell
there's very much torture going on
Like fat fucks being pelted by pieces of ice falling from the sky in gluttony.
rain pilot
there's very much torture going on
sometimes hell doesn't need to be torture
could be a
9 to 5
limpid vigil
Yknow what would make a good hell? Unending office block. Backrooms but dmv
rain pilot
SHow that hell
feral vessel
sometimes hell doesn't need to be torture
I meaan, I think that's sorta the point of an eternal punishment.
tired inlet
Kowloon Walled City was fukken rad. IT was demo'd in '94, but it's such a relic and inspiration for so much Sci-Fi and Cyberpunk
I visited the park in..uhh.. 2007
feral vessel
GOOD NIGHT ACTUALLY BYE BYE.
south valve
Do you lot have a favourite depiction of Hell?
rain pilot
I meaan, I think that's sorta the point of an eternal punishment.
Well pain is all that matter and you don't want to make it boring right?
Well not boring for you but maybe for them!
limpid vigil
Do you lot have a favourite depiction of Hell?
as in looks wise or story wise?
south valve
Ooo fair enough
limpid vigil
doom eternal hell lookswise , hades from hades storywise
nocturne bloom
Terraria
limpid vigil
yknow i like the constelation asthetic some weird ascendant planes and crap in games have
i just wish there was one with good story
dire kayak
ultrakill/dante's inferno hell 
south valve
I've always liked Hell being depcited as a battleground
limpid vigil
no one in the darktide chat said the warp
i might upset some ppl but the regular warp is super boring
nocturne bloom
ultrakill/dante's inferno hell <a:ka_Shake:1071861299937558659>
south valve
ultrakill/dante's inferno hell <a:ka_Shake:1071861299937558659>
I was thinking Ultrakill too, specifically violence
limpid vigil
i might upset some ppl but the regular warp is super boring
all the intresting places are just the domains of the chaos gods
rain pilot
I've always liked Hell being depcited as a battleground
Wraith circle of hell
dire kayak
<a:shiggy:1068918582148354198>
tired inlet
yknow i like the constelation asthetic some weird ascendant planes and crap in g...
So some of that is applying the Qlippoth and Sephirot of Kabbalah to the Medieval cosmology as described in the Ptolemaic model that Christianity used at the time; It's a real..uhh.. syncreticism
south valve
i might upset some ppl but the regular warp is super boring
Honestly yeah
rain pilot
Red took goober
south valve
Oh wait
rain pilot
Now
south valve
Trench Crusade!
limpid vigil
Trench Crusade!
was gonna say that earlier but it felt like a copout
tired inlet
I've always liked Hell being depcited as a battleground
HAVE I GOT GOOD NEWS FROM YOU FROM YOUR NEW PATRON DIETY: KHORNE
south valve
In TC, there's lore for an unreleased faction where there's just a door mysteriously at the bottom of Hell. I think some of the Angels went into it and came out as crazy monsters
limpid vigil
and now that i think abt it neon abyss might count as a hell
south valve
something like that
limpid vigil
and now that i think abt it neon abyss might count as a hell
and i love the asthetic they had going on
rain pilot
I need hug
nocturne bloom
<a:B_thingkittsuexcited:1269518612499267594>
rain pilot
limpid vigil
or deadbolt (the old game from the ppl behind risk of rain)
had the best afterlife concept imo
you get brought back as one of many species depending on the sin you commited
south valve
***HAVE I GOT GOOD NEWS FROM YOU FROM YOUR NEW PATRON DIETY: KHORNE***
I prefer Slaanesh 
south valve
you get brought back as one of many species depending on the sin you commited
Ooo that's cool
limpid vigil
you get brought back as one of many species depending on the sin you commited
but they all have one common trait - that being they are constantly cold
tired inlet
I prefer Slaanesh <:uwugryn:1062882479310110720>
Well unless you're like...named Lucius that ain't gonna turn out well
rain pilot
isekai
south valve
I wanna play music at people to kill them
tired inlet
you get brought back as one of many species depending on the sin you commited
that's the 9-handed path of Buddhism, effectively
limpid vigil
but they all have one common trait - that being they are constantly cold
addiction was zombies , lust vampires and uh i think murder was skeletons im pretty sure
limpid vigil
that's the 9-handed path of Buddhism, effectively
idk enough abt buddhism to say. if so cool!
south valve
that's the 9-handed path of Buddhism, effectively
You seem to really know your theology
limpid vigil
Also enter the gungeon had a banger hell
dire kayak
<:maxx_pat:1448136943820079195>
tired inlet
idk enough abt buddhism to say. if so cool!
rain pilot
Also enter the gungeon had a banger hell
ha I see what you did there
limpid vigil
calling the 6th chamber - bullet hell was on the nose but goddamn was it worth it
The lich as a boss imo has very good character design
get's point across and is intimidating all at once
tired inlet
You seem to really know your theology
I used to be a Theosophist and I visited the Gardens of Madras, but have since realized that it was never about belief, just wanting to know what people believe regardless of what I believed.
tired inlet
I probably have some stuff by Blavatsky somewhere in my library.
south valve
Also, what are the Gardens of Madras?
rain pilot
I sicken with each passing moment
nocturne bloom
<a:B_thingkittsuexcited:1269518612499267594>
south valve
I know I probably sound ignorant af rn
limpid vigil
I might get an enter the gungeon tatoo someday
problem is picking what to tatoo for it
rain pilot
<:huggy:1102651792396910692>
limpid vigil
problem is picking what to tatoo for it
i think the bullet enemy would be good
kinda basic but cute
tired inlet
Also, what are the Gardens of Madras?
The Theosophy Gardens in Chennai, which used to be called Madras
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g304556-d2706069-Reviews-Theosophical_Society_International_Headquarters-Chennai_Madras_Chennai_District_T.html
I was there in..uhh.. July 2007
south valve
Oh I see
rain pilot
problem is picking what to tatoo for it
revolver and roses but the revolver is that gun that kills the past
south valve
very cool
it's probably disrespectful to call something like that "cool" but here we are
tired inlet
is a theosophist like a theologian?
No, theology is the study of wisdom; Theosophy was a syncretic cult that tried to find "universal wisdom in religious thought"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theosophy
limpid vigil
@tired inlet also speaking of buddhism when i was playing abiotic factor the night realm reminded me somewhat of some buddhist imagery i saw once. Not sure what exactly but it is like this feeling of "i know this place for somewhere and im pretty sure it has something to do with buddhism"
rain pilot
I'mma skiddal
south valve
Right, so more emphasis on the spiritual aspect?
rain pilot
limpid vigil
<@308082903454318602> also speaking of buddhism when i was playing abiotic facto...
apologies if that is a bit outta the blue but i just cannot get that outta my head
tired inlet
Right, so more emphasis on the spiritual aspect?
Blavatsky thought that all religions of the world were parts of a universal truth; that each was attempting to discover the same way through alternative methodologies.
tired inlet
yeah, basically the same thing
tired inlet
<@308082903454318602> also speaking of buddhism when i was playing abiotic facto...
I'm unfortunately not familiar with the game, so I can't comment.
tired inlet
not sure, I'm agnostic
I'm an agnostic athiest, but I used to be much more aggressively agnostic, so I actively sought out stuff when I was a teenager, collecting all sorts of books and stuff like pseudoepigraphia and apocrypha and finding some of the Hermeticist stuff and Golden Dawn stuff and Demonlatry, etc.
south valve
I'm just gonna pretend I know what those words mean 
rain pilot
@nocturne bloom blood for the blood god
limpid vigil
I'm unfortunately not familiar with the game, so I can't comment.
That's ok. After a bit of digging i think i was drawing pararels between preta and the shades in night realm. That and for some reason the abundance of black and orange in there also reminded me of buddhism
limpid vigil
That's ok. After a bit of digging i think i was drawing pararels between preta a...
and the whole lot of ink that there is in that place
that reminded me of the black river in journey to the west
green vector
just found a voiceline goof
rain pilot
proof?
green vector
male zealot asks female arb to keep mastiff under control she goes
it's activ- (realises shes not in character)
it's activities are without blemish
rain pilot
Hearsay
limpid vigil
male zealot asks female arb to keep mastiff under control she goes
it's activ- ...
she had to go into karen mode
green vector
ye
south valve
I think there was a mistake like that with "The hound won't trouble us now"
rain pilot
tired inlet
in the 4th century there was the First Council of Nicaea that as the first major ecumenical council that took all the "holy books" known and decided which got to be "The Canon" for Christendom and affirmed it in 382 (some Protestant Denominations actually have a different number of books in their cannon); it also formally denounced Arianism, who was coldcocked by St. Nicholas in the middle of the Council. @south valve
south valve
I actually know a bit about that!
hidden whale
in the 4th century there was the First Council of Nicaea that as the first major...
is this 40k lore or earth lore
rain pilot
is this now dms
south valve
That's when they said that Christ is fully human and fully divine I think
rain pilot
?
south valve
is this 40k lore or earth lore
Earth
I know a fair bit about Augustine, if he's someone you're familiar with?
tired inlet
Earth
in WH40K the Emperor of Mankind was most likely at the Nicene Council since it was in modern Turkey and he's an ethnic Turk
south valve
although that might fall under theology/philosophy
dire kayak
I know a fair bit about Augustine, if he's someone you're familiar with?
augustine?
south valve
in WH40K the Emperor of Mankind was most likely at the Nicene Council since it w...
Cool to think about
dire kayak
darktide reference
tired inlet
the Horus Heresy began because the Emperor of Mankind wouldn't let Horus get the Ice Cream from the cone
dire kayak
same thing
dire kayak
the Horus Heresy began because the Emperor of Mankind wouldn't let Horus get the...
exactly
tired inlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2f09JgbZW4
Horus is on the right; He just wants some ice cream.
tired inlet
Turkish Ice Cream vendors are like the Benihana/Hibachi Chefs of the Dessert World.
green vector
orgussy
whole bough
green vector
south valve
Good emoji
green vector
only the best
drowsy lynx
civic viper
I got a question, how do you do the event? I don't see a menu for it anywhere yet I see people with its rewards.
jaunty path
mission terminal
pallid badger
OGRYN HAS A HIP FIRING ROCKET LAUNCHER?
pallid badger
And the comically large combat knife
drowsy lynx
thick coyote
You have
Rumbler (good grenade launcher)
Grenadier Gauntlet (bad grenade launcher)
tired inlet
If you consider Grenadier Gauntlet as rocket launcher
grenade launcher; rockets are not grenades which are not rocket-propelled grenades.
pallid badger
You have
Rumbler (good grenade launcher)
Grenadier Gauntlet (bad grenade launch...
Meta this meta that
I don't care if it's less powerful if it's funny ill use it
dire kayak
literally me,,,
tired inlet
I like the grenadier gauntlet; it's special attack owns bones
thick coyote
Meta this meta that
I don't care if it's less powerful if it's funny ill use it
If you time the uppercut you can send poxxers flying
Sometimes
tired inlet
killing a chaos spawn with the grenade gauntlet special attack is literally shoving your launcher into its mouths and exploding one in its stomach
and that's rad
green vector
halfway thru a mission noone joined and i got cornered and died
fucking dead ass game
pallid badger
If you time the uppercut you can send poxxers flying
Good enough
dire kayak
I like the grenadier gauntlet; it's special attack owns bones
i own bones
rain pilot
Chat should I continue listening to the audio book of the 48 laws of power
drowsy lynx
fucking dead ass game
the matchmaking is fucked and currently doesn't allow quickplayers to join missions that are no longer on the board
rain pilot
or how to make friends and influence people
green vector
is that recent?
tired inlet
Chat should I continue listening to the audio book of the 48 laws of power
hahaha wasn't that written by a dipshit pick-up artist?
rain pilot
river ingot
your problem is not having enough minis
dire kayak
AS YOU COMMAND MAGOS
unkempt void
As a new player, going from difficulty 1 to 2 is kinda funny
"Oh... oh, I can already see what kind of nonsense is going to be thrown at me as I go higher"
And then I get deleted if nobody joins because I'm bad lmao
Still, fun!
unkempt void
Seeing a boss healthbar appear in the middle of a mission was a great little panic moment
green vector
As a new player, going from difficulty 1 to 2 is kinda funny
"Oh... oh, I can al...
apparently matchmaking is fucked atm so probably why noone joining
unkempt void
Ahhhh
I was getting the occasional full team but it was mostly just empty
That would explain it
green vector
ye its annoying 
hazy kestrel
Seeing a boss healthbar appear in the *middle* of a mission was a great little p...
Thammer is the solution to that
unkempt void
Still, at least it's forcing me to learn things
Like "close the distance you idiot"
woven seal
luv me ripper gun, luv me emprah, life gud
unkempt void
then u dont wanna close the distance
Ah yeah something I want to confirm
The green rapid fire human-sized guys
They don't swap to melee?
hazy kestrel
Ah yeah something I want to confirm
The green rapid fire human-sized guys
They d...
No
They should bash you, but they don’t
unkempt void
Oh I would've assumed it was intended since they're called gunners by the characters iirc
hazy kestrel
Oh I would've assumed it was intended since they're called gunners by the charac...
Well yeah, but shotgunners have a melee
green vector
You can’t deny the truth
green vector
... true, and shotguns are closer range than what the gunners use
shotgunners switch to melee if you have melee weapon equipped
but not gunners, if you get up in their grill they bash and you can stun lock em tho
green vector
... true, and shotguns are closer range than what the gunners use
if you run perpendicular to gunner fire you dodge it too btw
hazy kestrel
but not gunners, if you get up in their grill they bash and you can stun lock em...
In my experience they keep firing lmfao
pure lodge
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck shit shit shit
hazy kestrel
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck shit shit shit
Average reaction to a gunner death squad
green vector
gunners are scary
south valve
Same
pure lodge
Average reaction to a gunner death squad
When you see a Daemonhost
south valve
Can’t thammer one shot them?
south valve
I meant what i said - a small anti armor hammer weapon
Actually, imagine a pocket thunder hammer
Tiny bonk
unkempt void
Welcome back tiny tonitrus
green vector
paul is on netflix
dire kayak
Can’t thammer one shot them?
who wins?
a human possessed by the soul of a daemon from nurgle's garden, capable of killing even astartes
or
electric brick on a stick
stiff elbow
im such a dumb femcel daemonchud ...
south valve
Also: who wins?
A vast and expanding heretic army, consisting of some elite traitor guardsmen trained especially in urban warfare, teamed up with some actual nurgle demons
or
4 big guys with rocks
stiff elbow
Also: who wins?
A vast and expanding heretic army, consisting of some elite trai...
probably the ogryns right
hazy kestrel
im such a dumb femcel daemonchud ...
You’re gonna need to translate this for me pal.
south valve
I love that there’s actually dialogue from Wolfer like “how are we losing?? THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM!!!”
hazy kestrel
I don’t speak heretic
green vector
theres a netflix catagory called activating beast mode
stiff elbow
those mfs are brick shithouses
green vector
can netflix not
south valve
probably the ogryns right
Correct! ✅
south valve
I’ve had space marine fanboys tell me it’s not even close (as in SM wins)
Then again, note that they were space marine fanboys
stiff elbow
I’ve had space marine fanboys tell me it’s not even close (as in SM wins)
leaning space marines or leaning ogryns?
ah
south valve
Their argument was that SMs are smart and would know how to hit an ogryn in the right spot
stiff elbow
You’re gonna need to translate this for me pal.
DUMB = lacking intelligence
FEMCEL = female involuntary celibate (incels but theyre girls)
DAEMONCHUD = deamonhosts but they are chvds
south valve
Heretictionary
south valve
Yeah that
green vector
any other time theres no chance tho
stiff elbow
the space marines probably faster, right?
south valve
Yeah
stiff elbow
ogryns are also pretty dumb
stiff elbow
yeah
green vector
stiff elbow
unless they got the implants
south valve
I’ve never heard that before
green vector
i need the implants
stone lantern
anyone game crash withmods active?
green vector
anyone game crash withmods active?
all good for me boss man
stone lantern
wtf
green vector
low blade
unless they got the implants
Dont give boobjobs to Ogryns
south valve
What a horrible day to have imagination
green vector
south valve
Well that’s killed the vibes
What’s your guys’ favourite wh faction?
40k or otherwise
analog marsh
anyone game crash withmods active?
No, but I guess you have a brand new game, called "figure out which mod is broken"
green vector
absolute gigachads
south valve
ultramarines
Daring today are we? /lh
south valve
I’m afraid I’m unfamiliar
green vector
hes so strong
if u manage to deal with malekith and the tomb kings quick he's bussin
you played much tww3?
south valve
I hope not
I’ve seen people saying it might just be a cash grab but Idk
It seems early to be making bold claims like that
green vector
i dont like the fact its releasing on consoles
rancid shore
FAAAAAAAAAA
green vector
making me worried its gonna be way too simplified
green vector
south valve
making me worried its gonna be way too simplified
Was tww3 not on console?
green vector
idk actually
south valve
I’ve always wondered what your pfp is btw
green vector
old school runescape default character
green vector
rancid shore
Hardest class in the game by far imo
im gonna make another scum
suffer
and suffer
until i become good
south valve
Slaanesh is calling out to you
green vector
wise depot
How bullshit do yall think will the new ogryn enemy be
wise depot
I didnt reiterate my sentence correctly fook
I think he’ll be the most ridiculous enemy
south valve
Armoured hounds 👁️ 👁️
green vector
wise depot
can’t wait for the constant bullshit spawn rates
river ingot
3 ogryn pack masters at the same time summoning hounds on havoc 40
wise depot
It’s gonna be like the vox engine spawn rate on Helldivers 2
south valve
Extra monstrosity maelstrom games gonna be rough
wise depot
Extra monstrosity maelstrom games gonna be rough
Fuck maelstrom bro
south valve
Fair
wise depot
/ s
wise depot
I like to complain a lot about Darktide
south valve
green vector
what diff do you play painted
wise depot
sarcastically speaking
south valve
Auric usually
wise depot
I DO enjoy special spam
Me when there are 3 trappers, 3 bombers, 2 flamers, 4 bosses, and a couple of armored enemies
south valve
They’re fun in their chaos
wise depot
They’re fun in their chaos
But it’s very ridiculous
like what the hell is this clown car
green vector
tryna play some rn?
south valve
Me when there are 3 trappers, 3 bombers, 2 flamers, 4 bosses, and a couple of ar...
In seriousness, I don’t really mind that
wise depot
In seriousness, I don’t *really* mind that
I do /s
unkempt void
like what the hell is this clown car
A failed attempt to stop four idiots
south valve
tryna play some rn? <:hmmgryn:1022192304154484767>
Another day, but sure
green vector
pog
rancid shore
A failed attempt to stop four idiots
and one of them can barely count to 5
wise depot
CIVI is definitely a stupid auric mission
green vector
hazy kestrel
I’ll carry you, it’ll be fine
wise depot
I led a scooby doo ass conga line the other day
green vector
then arby is 100%
im in game inv me when youre ready
im finna go down 50 times this mission
dire kayak
mechanicus keeps giving me weapons like the solar atomizer and the mk3 curatio mechadendrite when like
i just want more troop slots
tawny grail
you'll take them and you'll like them
starving children in the koronus expanse would love to have that solar atomizer and mechadendrite
abstract junco
i just want more troop slots
No you don’t
chilly osprey
river elbow
grizzled plover
I am 300,000 dockets and counting on getting a 60% mobility saber for my zealot
pearl viper
how
grizzled plover
This is the worst time of my life.
pearl viper
i usually pull a 60 dumpstat weapon in about 10-20 purchases
nocturne bloom
If only you understood how much I spent on the "optimal" plasma when that was desirable
grizzled plover
i usually pull a 60 dumpstat weapon in about 10-20 purchases
So happy for you rn. Not seething at all.
ITS ANOTHER 80% MOBILITY
pearl viper
i dont have a caxe on arby (boring weapon)
let me try to roll one
see how many it takes
nocturne bloom
Within 15
dire kayak
If only you understood how much I spent on the "optimal" plasma when that was de...
i can give you the ordo dockets that i ate
nocturne bloom
Im rich dw
pearl viper
i pulled a 60 mobility caxe in 5 purchases
nocturne bloom
light robin
Just got crushed - tired of getting crushed, [ uninstall WH40k-DT ] no fault to fellow players ( run over by waves Bulwarks and Crushers, etc. ) at level-11 in a Malice battle. Was never going to win that one; the difficulty was just cruel. What's the point?
pearl viper
Just got crushed - tired of getting crushed, [ uninstall WH40k-DT ] no fault to ...
level up more, learn combat
the game can 100000% have its bullshit moments. but idk 80% of the time, there is usually something that couldve been done to prevent defeat
grizzled plover
64% I'll fucking take it lmao
pearl viper
64% I'll fucking take it lmao
min max or bust
grizzled plover
4% less cleave damage won't kill a fucking dueling saber lmao
pearl viper
4% less cleave damage won't kill a fucking dueling saber lmao
if i encounter you in game, i will kick from strike team, block you and report you to fatshark
that 4% will cost you every single mission you ever play
even when the weapon is not equipped
peak meteor
hai, where do i lfg eu region ?
stark bobcat
hai, where do i lfg eu region ?
pearl viper
Soon™
green vector
hazy kestrel
When new update
dire kayak
personman i have been working very hard to ensure your tech-priest doesn't die 
hazy kestrel
Fantabulous
patent grove
Rsn
green vector
bussin
steel anvil
Yeah I'm selling for the news or something like that it's going to be a basically dry April a bit unless otherwise
rain pilot
thin wagon
If they want anything else to be announced Q1 then this month assuredly otherwise April is surely the latest eta.
thin wagon
I always prefer delayed perfection over rushed garbage anyways
Despite how eager I may be
dire kayak
i finally got an opportunity to write 40k fanfiction
thin wagon
I must ask, who were the ship?
languid hazel
I must ask, who were the ship?
Sister of Battle of course :3
thin wagon
I feared it was a darktide fanfic, like something with Rannick or Hadron
thin wagon
What might STC mean? 😞
dire kayak
so basically
STCs are devices that store data from the dark age of technology
it's where the imperium gets most of its new tech from
thin wagon
Ah so a tech priest was getting freaky with some ancient data?
dire kayak
possibly
sage wyvern
you guys ready for the class reveal
for those who want to know from the leaks its a ||Plauge Ogryn||
thin wagon
You can trust plague ogryn, fellas
gusty plume
Whats up guys
gusty plume
No
nocturne bloom
30 more years and I can retire!
gusty plume
The correct answer is
More Hive City
bitter matrix
FATSHARK!!!! RELEASE UPDATE OVER THE WEEKEND AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!
rain pilot
I need to set a local cultist on fire
dire kayak
i finished the writing
i only did this because i like writing little lore things for the minis that i paint
dire kayak
The never ending grind of work
id save you if i could
nocturne bloom
id save you if i could
There are a few ways 
nocturne bloom
Unlikely
whole glade
gug
dire kayak
mug
dire kayak
yaaaayyyy
dire kayak
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaa-
green vector
worn quail
How it feels to jump in your late twenties
green vector
true
dull hamlet
That's when you install 160lb shock absorbers onto your legs
rain pilot
I just keep using my legs alot
Pacing in my house for like what
4 hours
Now I rarely feel leg pain
Other than the nerve condition
Different pain
rain pilot
That's when you install 160lb shock absorbers onto your legs
What would that look like?
sage wyvern
it would be a shame if some goth girl found me in this vulnerable state
sage wyvern
only issue is i gotta go to like a mall or something
dire kayak
Works 9/10
i approve this statement
sage wyvern
i dont got fairs
nocturne bloom
Yea goobs saw the monster hoodie and was completely swoon
nocturne bloom
i dont got fairs
Next town over
sage wyvern
i live in canada there is a whole lot of nothin
river ingot
meow
twin flower
bad?
rancid shore
YES I AM
twin flower
Not you, the event
rain idol
i live in canada there is a whole lot of nothin
It’s pretty, but yeah there’s a lot of nothing everywhere unless you know where to look
marsh iris
cutetide
rancid shore
It’s pretty, but yeah there’s a lot of nothing everywhere unless you know where ...
wyou, cute pfp
oak nexus
oak nexus
wag one
rain pilot
What
oak nexus
I live in Niagara Falls
toronto
rain pilot
Ah
I would usually go to the fair in my area
Or the next town over
Or the fair that was more up north from here
rain pilot
Well we know how dark Canadian politics is so let's spare the other countries
oak nexus
one thing im jelous of Toronto over MTL is they have gundam stores
rain pilot
I just don't want the alcohol tax to go up in April man
oak nexus
guh
rain pilot
😭
oak nexus
on hard liquor ?
rain pilot
on hard liquor ?
All
sage wyvern
Where abouts
mississauga
oak nexus
beer already fuckin expensive lmao
rain pilot
Half of beer is tax
1 or 2 third(s) of tax for hard liquor
Third of the cost of wine is tax
oak nexus
plague ogryn being from mississauga is so funny
sage wyvern
what the fuck am i supposed to do? go to the shit hole known as Toronto? hell no. Hamilton id rather die. Brampton hell no.
rain pilot
And where I live is the gutter of Ontario
twin dirge
Mmm, I bust nut in water tower
sage wyvern
Id rather be there tbh
rain pilot
The bus system is pretty awesome ngl
I can get to st catharines, welland, fort erie, ridgeway, niagara falls with the same bus system
twin dirge
Apparently I'm a bit of a small talk aficionado
sage wyvern
plague ogryn being from mississauga is so funny
no brampton would have been funny
oak nexus
kingston would make the most sense tho
sage wyvern
I can get to st catharines, welland, fort erie, ridgeway, niagara falls with the...
st cath is chill
rain pilot
St catharines is the only place people get along through misery
dire kayak
Mmm, I bust nut in water tower
so thats why my water tasted funny,,,,
rain pilot
kingston would make the most sense tho
I dated a girl from kingston
They were a rebound after their brother cheated on me
I know I am scum for doing that years ago
stiff elbow
if i ever see yall in eugene, oregon there will be HELL to pay...
sage wyvern
where the fuck is that
rain pilot
US
sage wyvern
aint that a dude from walking dead
dire kayak
if i ever see yall in eugene, oregon there will be HELL to pay...
evven me?
sage wyvern
does it smell good
stiff elbow
no cus its the TRENCHES
stiff elbow
evven me? <a:B_thingkittsuexcited:1269518612499267594>
if we see you we will run you down
sage wyvern
my city is starting to physically smell different and im not being racist
stiff elbow
my city is starting to physically smell different and im not being racist
why would this imply you being racist 😭
rain pilot
if we see you we will run you down
I'll snap you if you did that
river ingot
this gun be gud xD
sage wyvern
if you know you know
rain pilot
if you know you know
I know
dire kayak
if we see you we will run you down
stiff elbow
if you know you know
now im starting to think you ARE being racist
sage wyvern
im not
rain pilot
And I am starting to think you are at the level of thinking that is reactionary
stiff elbow
what the hell dawg it was a joke 😭
rain pilot
Sure sure
stiff elbow
i am far from reactionary
rain pilot
Hahahahahaha
sage wyvern
my favorite burger place got turned into a shawarma place
stiff elbow
i only read the highets levels of modernist theory
sometimes post modernist if im feeling especially bourgeosie
rain pilot
Hahahahahahahaha
stiff elbow
my favorite burger place got turned into a shawarma place
good
rain pilot
HAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAAAAAA
stiff elbow
shawarma is awesome