general-chat

[molten matrix]

my guess is fatshark building up a library of scum cosmetics

[old fog]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-walter-gif-16654937694077157239

Aww

Hope everyone is doing well. I go make coffee

[tender horizon]

I'll buy a van saar suit if they sell me one ngl

[jaunty path]

they should make arbitrator say skibidi when activating castigators stance

oh you're the dude I played with

lmfao

hi

[dire kayak]

absolutely

literally me

[trail bramble]

once saw an arbitrator shock maul a guy for saying 67 and not doing the hand thing

[tender horizon]

Me?

[old fog]

Your username/account name is funny. I like

[old fog]

[trail bramble]

maranax

[old fog]

Mayonnaise

[jaunty path]

Japanese mayo..

[void smelt]

Ave Imperator 🙏

sup

[fallen tree]

kewpie is king

[void smelt]

overpriced

not rlly worth it

[long sigil]

if it bring joy

it worth it

[fallen tree]

[void smelt]

fair

[fallen tree]

i dont really like mayo altogether

i use it as a dipping base

mix it with a hot sauce and some other things

[void smelt]

mayo has too many calories sadly

but if you have some great tomatoes

[fallen tree]

im mostly a hot sauce main, tzatsiki is probably my 2nd fave

[void smelt]

oh yea

RIP sriracha

[long sigil]

tabasco?

that bineger base sauce kinda mid

[fallen tree]

tabasco is okay, sriracha too. i got local hot sauces i buy. i also made my own a few years ago

[long sigil]

like it with pizza

[fallen tree]

i like the tangy, vinegar types

i tried da bomb once, its actually acid like everyone says 😭

[cosmic burrow]

talking about sauces

kfc bbq sauce is not the same or i remembered it wrong

im talking from Polish kfc standpoint

[south valve]

PFC

[thin wagon]

Makin' bread, slingin' lead.

[lyric frigate]

oops

[dire kayak]

una ❤️

[long sigil]

i want join KATUSA

[sleek harness]

The joke is dead dude

[dire kayak]

nuh uh

[sleek harness]

Yes it is

[long sigil]

left joke unfun

i wish i understand it

[nimble salmon]

[jaunty path]

67

[sleek harness]

Missus

[jaunty path]

Why

It's a funny maymah

I am contacting skibidi

I am reporting this

[sleek harness]

I prefer the coffin stickers ngl

[nimble salmon]

What coffin

[sleek harness]

Jokes that were never popular are more funny than jokes that are dead

[nimble salmon]

INCEST

[jaunty path]

Why do you want coffin stickers

[sleek harness]

The incest game

[round mica]

I may be unhinged but I won’t spam these two numbers

[sleek harness]

Just saying that it's better than the unfunny number

[jaunty path]

You wouldn't say skibidi?

[nimble salmon]

Noones spamming them btw

[sleek harness]

Skibiddi it's fucking old Missus

[jaunty path]

Can I be the 6 to your 7

[sleek harness]

Stop saying old memes

[jaunty path]

Skibidi skibidi toilet!! Skibidi!!! X3

[jaunty path]

Pineapple pen

[round mica]

Cringe

[sleek harness]

You saying that I come on top?

That I am better than you?

Cool

[jaunty path]

Not cringe

Skibidi is

Funny

Talk to skibidi

Skibidi very good

Skibidi..

[sleek harness]

It's been 6 years since the work was trending

[sleek harness]

Word

[jaunty path]

Skibid toilet. Skibidi skibidi toilet. Sigma rizzler. Sigma Sigma rizzler

[jaunty path]

Cat

[south valve]

Good sticker

[sleek harness]

The only good sticker

[stuck crescent]

👍

[south valve]

also good sticker

[sleek harness]

It's a skeleton

It is not funny

[south valve]

L take

[sleek harness]

You didn't let me finish

[stuck crescent]

Skeletons are always funny

[stuck crescent]

Just like my ex

[south valve]

Go on then

[sleek harness]

No fuck you

You interrupted me

[jaunty path]

Why hate

Shes cute

[upbeat turtle]

shes done evil things

[sleek harness]

She annoying

[south valve]

Is that the game where the brother and sister

[sleek harness]

And also fucked her own brother

[south valve]

[jaunty path]

Like er haven't

[jaunty path]

Yea

[jaunty path]

And ate ppl

[upbeat turtle]

i aint fucked my own brother

[twin flower]

[sleek harness]

I totally forgot about the cannibalism

[south valve]

I thought we were cool with eating people here

[sleek harness]

Was it even that important?

[nimble salmon]

She‘s:

[jaunty path]

You haven't but I know of ur crimes

[upbeat turtle]

sometimes you need a snack

[jaunty path]

Yeah

[upbeat turtle]

my crimes are caring too much and having a heart too big

[jaunty path]

Eating ppl is cool

[south valve]

Legalise cannibalism /j

[sleek harness]

No it isn't

[upbeat turtle]

i know who were eating next

[sleek harness]

That's like, vore fetish

[jaunty path]

Also marines kill innocent ppl so the difference between leyley is one has better aura

[round mica]

I dare you to eat Nurgle cultist

[south valve]

Don't space marines eat people?

[jaunty path]

Arbitrators are also murders

So take that

[upbeat turtle]

not my boys they aint never hurt a soul that didnt deserve it

[sleek harness]

Which chapter specially

[nimble salmon]

Imagine if she was your sister

[jaunty path]

Children:

[nimble salmon]

What’d you think then

[upbeat turtle]

yeah so they fan get their memories

[upbeat turtle]

IT WAS ONE TIME

[jaunty path]

Several lmao

[upbeat turtle]

NO

AND IT WAS AN ELF SO SHE DESERVED IT

[jaunty path]

Andrew kid kill count: 2

Marine kill count. 15k idk

[sleek harness]

A singular person being compared to billions

[upbeat turtle]

black templar moment

[jaunty path]

Well one prolly depends on the ending

[jaunty path]

Yea

Point is

[sleek harness]

You like coffin game

[jaunty path]

Pot calling the kettle black

Yea

[sleek harness]

That's the point

[jaunty path]

You like 40k slop

:p

[sleek harness]

Since when did I said that

[upbeat turtle]

wait

weve fallen for the ragebait

[jaunty path]

skaven

[south valve]

Don't skaven eat each other?

[jaunty path]

But its true

[upbeat turtle]

you will tempt no more

[sleek harness]

Skavens are from Age of Sigmar

Fuckass

[jaunty path]

The imperium massively out does what ashley and andrew have done

[upbeat turtle]

what is that dumbass sticker 😭

[sleek harness]

But it had good writing tho

[sleek harness]

Me

[jaunty path]

My ass it has good writing

[sleek harness]

It has better writing than Coffin game ngl

[jaunty path]

Rong

Stinky

Also

3 chapters vs 5999494 book franchise

Most of which is just

Slop

[sleek harness]

I don't read the books

I don't care

[tender horizon]

Then how are you gonna say it has good writing lmfao

They're both dog tho

[jaunty path]

Then how would you know if the- yeah

[jaunty path]

Get back here and argue on the internet

[tender horizon]

Granted I've never played that game but my god is it a cognito hazard fan base

[jaunty path]

Coffin game sweeps 40k

[sleek harness]

I meant the story

[upbeat turtle]

arguing is boring when its with someone who is blatantly wrong

[sleek harness]

Not literally the writing

Of books

[tender horizon]

40k is dumb as fuck

But that's why it's alright

[sleek harness]

Does the coffin game even have books?

[jaunty path]

Who is worse the imperium or two people

[sleek harness]

Two people

[jaunty path]

Mf

[upbeat turtle]

i think youre taking the ragebait a little bit too much to heart

[jaunty path]

Its basically a visual novel

[upbeat turtle]

lets not be hasty now the cult of slaanesh exists

[sleek harness]

Theses two people do cannibalism, incest and kill their parents and only family members

[sleek harness]

Perhaps

[tender horizon]

That's like

[amber delta]

all of this can be found in 40k

[tender horizon]

Not too far off 40k tbh

[sleek harness]

True

[upbeat turtle]

at least 3 factions endorse and actively do that

[tender horizon]

It's just dressed up in haha I'm so quirky aesthetic

[sleek harness]

What

[tender horizon]

Coffin game

Anyway all media is stupid under scrutiny

[sleek harness]

Oh I thought you were saying this to yourself

[tender horizon]

Unless it's Akira

Akira is pretty good

[upbeat turtle]

kill this guy

with hammers

[tender horizon]

I hated that movie when I first watched it at like 15 but I find it grows on you with more life experience

[jaunty path]

Anyone else spiritually channel andrew graves

[sleek harness]

No

[jaunty path]

Yes

[sleek harness]

The fuck you mean yes

[jaunty path]

Andrew deals with an overgrown baby

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[jaunty path]

I deal with an overgrown baby

Same person

[sleek harness]

Who is the overgrown baby

[dire kayak]

i am the overgrown baby

im very childish

[jaunty path]

You are actually fucking stupid skaven holyshit

[sleek harness]

She is the overgrown baby

[sleek harness]

Huh

[jaunty path]

Did you play the game with your eyes closed

Who could be the overgrown baby

[sleek harness]

Laylay

[jaunty path]

Yea

Shes the reason why he is the way he is lmao

[sleek harness]

Missus you are actually brain dead

I didn't asked about the game

[jaunty path]

If anything her in the picture is what made everything so terrible.

But the people at fault ultimately are the parents

As USUSAL

[sleek harness]

That's what I am questioning

[jaunty path]

Oh

My mom

Technically my dad too but hes not a baby. Just needs me a lot

[sleek harness]

I see

[dire kayak]

and me

im the baby too

[thin fable]

u are not the baby

[long sigil]

go eat mcdonald

[south valve]

Okay

nom nom

[long sigil]

i never thought corpse stratch is real

was

[south valve]

It is?

[limpid vigil]

what did you think bone meal was?

[dire kayak]

i wish,,,,

[south valve]

[untold kraken]

FAAAAAATSHAAAAAAAARK. ADD OGRYN CLASS CONTENT NEXT UPDATE AND MY LIFE IS YOURRRRRSSS

ILL WASTE ALL MY DISPOSABLE INCOME ON COSMETICS

[south valve]

I mean, I guess there technically will be 0gryn content

[limpid vigil]

monkeys paw curls - it is more cosmetics

[south valve]

I can see why you specified lol

[untold kraken]

KARKIN TEN CENT LUCK RAAAAAA

[uncut bone]

Sup char

Does anyone know the lore behind the next ogryn boss or he's fat shark home cook ogryn

[untold kraken]

I swear if they start home cooking enemies but can't home cook ogryn atoma based weapons

[spring quiver]

have a bit of a technical issues here
my setup: FHD screen, r5 5600, rx7600, 32gb ddr4 ram@3600mhz
game is installed on pci-e 4.0 x4 nvme

with low setting preset, i have like 65fps at low-congested scenes like maps' intros, and drops to 40 when heavy combat with amassed enemy, whilst gpu is just chilling at 50%load, refusing to do more
at medium though i have 80-90 fps at low congestion, and drops to 60 when heavy, all of that with proper 100% gpu load
all the fps caps/synchros are turned off
anything that could be done here?

[uncut bone]

Come on fat shark, please give us or at least buff the ogryn a little bit more it won't hurt the game right?

Righttt?

[south valve]

Honestly, rumbler is the only thing keeping ogryn afloat

so if they nerfed that, but then buffed the rest of the class

[uncut bone]

Oh yeah the ogryn nuke build ?

[south valve]

Yeah

I think if they just buffed ogryn as a whole, that would make that specific build even more op

not saying ogryn doesn't need a look at though, he definitely does

[uncut bone]

If they fix the class, what do you think they change first

[south valve]

I'm not sure

[untold kraken]

gunluggger

[south valve]

I think one of the main problems is that darktide is a very fast paced game where you need good reaction speed

but everything ogryn does is really slow

How about you?

[dire kayak]

meow

[south valve]

She has 4 ears

[uncut bone]

Valid, make them work the same as the hive scum, it deserves to be

[south valve]

agreed

[uncut bone]

I maybe sounds skill issue, but I feel like ogryn in high havoc game suffer alot from creep gunner, I I tried taunt build and bull rush build, and my friends even bring book zealot and I still hit the floor

[south valve]

You're definitely right

If there's just a few gunners or reapers tagetting you, there's nearly nothing you can do

[uncut bone]

And i know when ogryn dodge smaller enemy will get knock off, but sometimes I feels like the mechanic works kinda bad, and the shields only have two dodges and the pickaxe have 4 or 3 I don't remember:(, without using shield I go down more often

[south valve]

I think I know what you mean

dodges feel more sluggish to me

on ogryn

[uncut bone]

Yeah, at least they add ogryn dodge make smaller enemies get knock back

[amber delta]

make dodge kill small enemies just trample them over

[uncut bone]

I want my ogryn can actually pick small trash mob and throw them or crush their heads, if fat shark can brew up a home cook ogryn enemy so why don't they add that mechanic to our ogryn

[thin wagon]

I don't see Gunlugger hate. I ran a maelstrom last night and was cleaning house.

[uncut bone]

What's the main problem with gunlugger tho, I rarely use it

[thin wagon]

I'd take it in Havoc but I just hate the party finder system. Even on my best day I just feel like the second I join a party I am going to bomb and disappoint them.

[thin wagon]

Idk I love it so far.

From what I have heard it chews through ammo but imo the Achlys Heavy Stubber mitigates that somewhat with a very slow rate of fire.

[feral vessel]

Good evening Hive Tertium.
Today's body count is sixty-thousand heretics (among them some loyalists to even out the numbers, too), most of them flatliners out in the Big MT past the Hive Skin.

[dull hamlet]

International momen's day

[modern elm]

So is the new ogryn monstrosity out yet???? I didn't see a release date anywhere

[languid hazel]

I am feeling

Wonderful

:3

[ashen scroll]

does anyone wanna start he game with me? new to it?

[tender horizon]

Try #vox-lfg-lexicanum

You may find someone there

[amber delta]

its not

[analog marsh]

Probably will release in a few weeks.

[modern elm]

Ok I didn't see a date so I assumed it was out now lol

[dull hamlet]

I liked Titanfall 1's unique online only story mode, two teams of 16 players doing various objectives to win whatever the mission was but depending on what team you were on and what team won or lost the story would change to a different map but you'd still be with the same people on the same two teams, never seen any other game do it and it's so badass, sadly it no longer has official servers anymore.

Mech games 🤌

[sinful relic]

Is permanent corruption just a bug?

[split mauve]

no idea what you mean

[dire kayak]

aaaggghhhh

[south valve]

I just had a game where a sniper killed both me and a veteran

with one shot

[dire kayak]

holy

[dull hamlet]

Anti material rifles when material

[south valve]

Not to get political, but I'm pro material

[sinful relic]

Sometimes when I heal, the corruption goes right back to where it started

[dull hamlet]

Woah, that's too woke

[split mauve]

your team has a grimoire

or two

[tender horizon]

Materiel btw

[dull hamlet]

Woe bullet be upon ye

[sinful relic]

I condone and support public ungloved hand holding

[dull hamlet]

Nurgle

[south valve]

MODS, KILL THIS EXTREMIST!!!

[dull hamlet]

With what? Pro material rifles?

[sinful relic]

INTERTWINED FINGERS

[dire kayak]

AS YOU COMMAND ADJUDICATOR

[sinful relic]

Should I do mortis trials to level up or regular missions

[dire kayak]

regular missions

but mortis is very fun

[dull hamlet]

I simply do mortis trials bc chaotically fun

[split mauve]

me when i launch a mortis trial and i get dealt the three most dogshit perks line

why does colossus even exist

[south valve]

Which one's that?

[split mauve]

the supposedly "tanky" one

or Goliath the supposedly "speedy" one

[south valve]

Not sure of the specific one you mean, but there's some really random ass useless perks

[split mauve]

the perks you get during the game depend on the one you take at the start

[south valve]

like the one where it burns things around every 15 seconds or so

Yeah

[split mauve]

yeah, there some perks lines that are just survival or movement focused

[dire kayak]

meow

[south valve]

One time I took the one where crits don't consume ammo

and just stacked loads of crit chance

[dire kayak]

add an archetype that helps you eat them

[south valve]

so I was able to spam infinitely

[split mauve]

that's Death dealer or emperor's chosen

those are the two best ones in the game imo

[south valve]

Right

[south valve]

Beast of Nurgle staring at the delicious looking rejects:

[dire kayak]

-# how did he know im a beast of nurgle,,,,
so true

[slow flume]

getting trapper spam spawn in mortis is like an insta wipe 💀💀

[split mauve]

not too hard to manage if you have a ranged build

[stuck crescent]

@south valve

SOLVE A DISPUTE

Gravy with fish and chips

Yes or no

[rancid shore]

The autopistols are better than I gave em crrdit for

[rain pilot]

Wait goober wasn't a sleneesh demon?

How do I spell her name

Fuck

[stuck crescent]

With letters

[rain pilot]

You're going to sleneesh island

[dire kayak]

im my own chaos god >w<

[rain pilot]

Can I own this choas god?

[sleek harness]

She is a Tzeench cultist

[rain pilot]

So no?

[sleek harness]

So no what

[rain pilot]

I get no goober choas god

I got Tzeench'd

[sleek harness]

Why do want Goober to be a chaos god

[stuck crescent]

But I don't want to get murder-fucked

[rain pilot]

I want goober

[south valve]

HERESY

Removed of British license

(and TV license)

[sleek harness]

That's something weird to want

@dire kayak kill this simp

[stuck crescent]

You fucking souther

[rain pilot]

I like weird

[south valve]

Welshie!!!!

[sinful relic]

For you Brits out there

What do you call American southern biscuits?

[stuck crescent]

ANGLO

[stuck crescent]

Scone

[south valve]

There's another Welsh insult I could use but I won't

I have my limits

[sinful relic]

But they're not scones, two separate breads

[dire kayak]

[whole glade]

GUYYYYSSSS

[sleek harness]

This wasn't meant to be a insult of course

[whole glade]

I HAVE MORE LEGIONARIES

YIPPPEEE

[sleek harness]

Cool

Will you take over america?

[south valve]

The natural follow up lmao

[rain pilot]

@dire kayak you wouldn't 🥺

[sleek harness]

I mean

She would

[south valve]

You wouldn't download a Leman Russ

[thin wagon]

heavy binaric breathing You would be surprised.

[dire kayak]

this should not be as funny as it was to me-

[south valve]

lol

I'm just typing what comes to mind and people seem to find it funny

[thin wagon]

Oh that's awful

[south valve]

In the 41st Millennium, there are only decade old trends

[thin wagon]

Sah, six seven Sah

[south valve]

Death.

[brave slate]

I race it for 24 hours
Call it a Le Mans Russ

[sleek harness]

I love how Boober is just ignoring this

[thin wagon]

They call me gunlugger the way I go heavy on my stubber

[stuck crescent]

You were going to mention sheep, weren't you?

[south valve]

Uhhh... nooo

👀

[brave slate]

Nothing quite like steady gripping a twink

[rain pilot]

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

i like you too much to kill you

[rain pilot]

yeeeeeeee

[sleek harness]

Oh just now that I mentioned it she notices it

[dire kayak]

:3

[rain pilot]

[sleek harness]

That's favorism

[stuck crescent]

This is why I voted plaid cymru

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[lilac crag]

kills you

[dire kayak]

i have favoratism to a lot of people here

[sleek harness]

Nah

Don't feel like it

[lilac crag]

fair enough

[sleek harness]

First place favorism

[dire kayak]

eats you

[south valve]

Your ex told me to say it

[sleek harness]

Nah

[sleek harness]

I need to get my Space Marine 2 playtime to 3 hours first

Oh it crashed

[dire kayak]

"no i think hes already been made"

[south valve]

Took me a second lol

[stuck crescent]

Which one? THE FIN?

[south valve]

Oh

that's why you don't like Finns

Welshie lore goes crazy

[stuck crescent]

Well that and the other thing

[south valve]

I still haven't really been told what the other thing is

[stuck crescent]

Oh you know, it's a thing

[south valve]

Right

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, its a direction

[south valve]

Left

[sleek harness]

Fatshark should do lessons of how to make 10000 voice lines and make it free for Space Marine 2 devs

[tender horizon]

It's kinda a marine issue

[sleek harness]

For a brief second my messages disappeared and I thought a Warden deleted it

[tender horizon]

One of the biggest downsides of like, the deathwatch RPG for instance, is that marines of 40k don't have a lot of personality to them outside being weapons

[sleek harness]

I know

But you still can do so much with that

Like, make them talk about Horus Heresy or something

[tender horizon]

It mainly comes from chapter interplay imo

[sleek harness]

Anything

[tender horizon]

Maybe as more voice packs exist for SM it'll happen

[rain pilot]

do you think max payne would be a vet or hive scum

[sleek harness]

Yeah it's Ultramarines

One of the useful ones

[tender horizon]

Wdym

[rain pilot]

Arbities game when?

[sleek harness]

The useful chapters

[tender horizon]

Scum, dudes an addict.

Dual wields too

[sleek harness]

One of the ones with giant lore

[tender horizon]

Ah

[rain pilot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4BbZKmwmUGXtArKaFT6nIu?si=eca7ada63f1b4ccc

[tender horizon]

Yes I am familiar

[limpid vigil]

what is the chaiswords dumpstat?

[stuck crescent]

Mobility

It's always mobility

[limpid vigil]

i got a chaisword i can get that has all 80's except shredder. should i take it for now?

untill i get a 60 mobility one

[oak nexus]

only realized now that everytime I turn my pc off it resets my monitors refresh rate to 60. Only noticed today and game feelin smooth now :']

glue eatin moment

[stuck crescent]

This is assault chsinsword right? Not the two hander

[oak nexus]

just use it 🙂

[limpid vigil]

yep

[oak nexus]

unless youre climbing some sweat lord havoc then youre chilling

[stuck crescent]

Rev is kinda underwhelming on chainsword unless you take the bleed blessing*

So yeah

Go for it

[feral vessel]

Good night Hive Tertium.
Body count is.. whatever, probably a couple thousand.

[dire kayak]

im part of the body count

[feral vessel]

I'm green now. Apparently.

[dire kayak]

grerp

[feral vessel]

What why.

Chat is definitely part of the body count, though..

[dire kayak]

i died 3 times on a damnation mission im gonna become a statistic

im kidding

but i did die 3 times

[patent grove]

I'm on a roll today, haven't died once!

Also haven't played yet

[sleek harness]

MERP WHAT THE FUCK

[feral vessel]

Shur up..

You're rat.

[amber delta]

[sleek harness]

And you are a plant girl

You can guess who is the worse

[pallid badger]

Okay the arbites was op, I switched to zealot and the game is waaaay harder now

[sleek harness]

Do we tell him about the boss damage?

[pallid badger]

Dude i deal like no damage

[feral vessel]

Plant girl?

You fucking offend me.

[sleek harness]

Yeah

That's trans behavior

[pallid badger]

It's good against squishies

[feral vessel]

I'm a male. Obviously I'll only have male characters as my profile picture.

[drowsy lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1406988061509681285/image0.gif

[feral vessel]

Dum-dum.

[sleek harness]

So you are saying you are a femboy plant person

[hazy kestrel]

Were they silly deaths or theoretically avoidable mistakes?

[dire kayak]

both

[sleek harness]

Boober

What do you think about merp

[pallid badger]

Very useful information yes

[dire kayak]

hes cool i like him

[hazy kestrel]

Well, improve upon the mistake and be wary of trapper net geometry-defying nonsense and the like.

[sleek harness]

No but like, after he transformed into a plant girl

[drowsy lynx]

what build and weapons are you using?

[feral vessel]

It isn't a..

You know what, I think you're trying to be unkind..

[sleek harness]

Say the word if you want me to stop being mean

That's my thing

[dire kayak]

hes still really cool

i still like him

[sleek harness]

Okay

[patent grove]

Pickles

[south valve]

the word if you want me to stop being mean

[feral vessel]

What word?

[sleek harness]

I don't mean literally

[feral vessel]

Do you mean admitting to something that's not true?

[sleek harness]

Just fell me

Tell*

Communication is needed for me to know if my jokes are too mean or not

[feral vessel]

Then don't be mean!

Thanks in advance.

[sleek harness]

But like

Stop being mean overall

[rain pilot]

that's the female of the plant species from starbound

ya fool

[sleek harness]

Or just reduce the meanness

[hazy kestrel]

Does this work?

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

Special case for Merp

[rain pilot]

I AM STILL SICK

uhg

[sleek harness]

You don't seem offended by my insults

Neither of you are

[limpid vigil]

Hi still sick i'm neo

[limpid vigil]

It could be worse

[sleek harness]

Can't I just call you fanboy

It's part of your name

[rain pilot]

boy

You are now boy

[limpid vigil]

If that's what you prefer sure!

[rain pilot]

Boy

[limpid vigil]

Ok kratos

[sleek harness]

I don't prefer that

It's not funny

[rain pilot]

Rat

[sleek harness]

That isn't part of my name

Dumbass

[rain pilot]

Rat

[limpid vigil]

Brat

[rain pilot]

Oooo a brat

[limpid vigil]

Short for big rat

[rain pilot]

[feral vessel]

Silly.

Isn't from Starbound.

[dire kayak]

youre cool i like you

[feral vessel]

Whart..

Thanks.

[rain pilot]

we shall all chill

[sleek harness]

You're cool I like you

[limpid vigil]

I wanna munch the plant. Also you are cool. I like you

[sleek harness]

You're cool I like

[feral vessel]

You're ALL cool. I like all of you.

[dire kayak]

YAAAAAYYYYY

[sleek harness]

I am probably not included

[feral vessel]

Plants generally do not taste very well.. not the sentient sort, anyways.

[feral vessel]

Yes you are.

[dire kayak]

share with me,,,,

[sleek harness]

Cabbage

[sleek harness]

Proof?

[limpid vigil]

Idk. Looks very munchable

[feral vessel]

You're all very funny..

[sleek harness]

He has a core btw

Probably taste like

Uhhhhhh

Roots idk

[limpid vigil]

Apple

Apples have cores

[sleek harness]

I don't think that's how it works

[feral vessel]

Need to get back to my 'routine' (chain smoking a pack of cigs while walking aimlessly inside of an anomaly field)

[rain pilot]

🫦

[feral vessel]

(in real life)

[dire kayak]

im very unfunny

[limpid vigil]

If that ain't how it works it's how i'm gunna make it work

[rain pilot]

At least you are comforting to be around

[sleek harness]

You are going to replace a plant girl's core with apple?

[feral vessel]

Still not a girl..

Not beating the trans allegations with this one

[sleek harness]

Not you

Talking about

[limpid vigil]

Nah. I'm gonna dip em in apple juice till they taste like apple

[sleek harness]

Random plant girl from

Not region you are

[limpid vigil]

Gonna appleboard em

[sleek harness]

I think that would be a horrifying plant person torture method ngl

[feral vessel]

Oh!

Tell her hi.

[sleek harness]

4 ears

[feral vessel]

(if in immediate contact)

[sleek harness]

She is dead

She was dipped into apple juice and then eaten

[limpid vigil]

Correct her ass is not listening. The horsey has no headphones on the butt to listen too

[limpid vigil]

Is it vore if it's a plant?

[sleek harness]

Are you eating the plant person whole

If not then it isn't vore

[feral vessel]

bandit cunts wearing military uniforms..

what has the zone come to

the east has fallen..

[tired steeple]

what stalker are you playing

seeing as there's like

4

which also confuses me

"stalker 2"

but it's the 4th stalker game

[cosmic burrow]

well

[feral vessel]

anomaly

[tired steeple]

is that the mod

[feral vessel]

Yes.

[cosmic burrow]

trilogy is counted as soc (main game) and 2 dlcs

[tired steeple]

is it good

[feral vessel]

The other one.

Not GAMMA.

[tired steeple]

wait

clear sky and pripyat are dlc?

[feral vessel]

Naw.

They're a prequel and a sequel.

Respectively

[tired steeple]

yeah I thought so

[feral vessel]

clear sky is supposed to be a prequel (chronologically speaking)

Or.. I think it is.

[cosmic burrow]

tahts how GSC game worlds counts them

[cosmic burrow]

yes it is

[feral vessel]

The story takes place ||at the same time as SoC || if i recall correctly

considering you ||intercept strelok at the end||

[cosmic burrow]

wrong

soc happens in 2011

cs in 2010

iirc

and we intercept strelok before he became ,,marked one,,

[feral vessel]

Weird.

Oooh right

funky.

[cosmic burrow]

this is his second expedition to cnpp

third is in soc as player character

[dire kayak]

i love yapping to people about my shitty writing

[cosmic burrow]

im a stalker fanatic

i can give info from desing documents if need be

[feral vessel]

Talk.

We'll listen..

[feral vessel]

Good, that's an excellent personality trait.

I only really got into Stalker because I had a chernobyl phase thing for a while.

[cosmic burrow]

well maybe not a fanatic

but a fan

[amber delta]

stalker glazing will always be tolerated

[cosmic burrow]

if you havent play the trilogy play it

and then satlker if it goes on sale

[feral vessel]

I've played all of them

the only one I haven't finished is Clear Sky (for obvious reasons, I think)

[cosmic burrow]

?

what reasons

[feral vessel]

Clear Sky was like..

too hard for me, I guess

[cosmic burrow]

sky reclamation project

[feral vessel]

Also didn't like the faction war nonsense that affected trader inventory..

[amber delta]

clear sky was so buggy I had problems finishing it for technical reasons

[cosmic burrow]

also sky reclamation project

[feral vessel]

I'll check that out.

also the beginning area sucked ass so hard

[tropic zealot]

So the base ogryn melee speed is terrible now

[feral vessel]

like it actually demoralized me for the rest of the game with how much I didn't like it.

[molten matrix]

you can safely skip clear sky

[feral vessel]

Ask oggy chat

[tropic zealot]

You right

[green vector]

yeah you said this yesterday

[tropic zealot]

It's still true

?

[green vector]

go complain on the forums then

[tropic zealot]

Do you think the devs look at forums

[stark bobcat]

yes

[green vector]

do you think they look here?

[stark bobcat]

they look at both

[tropic zealot]

I've effected change in helldivers 2

[stark bobcat]

congrats

[green vector]

congrats

[tropic zealot]

By raising issues in the discord

[clever horizon]

love this guy 😻

pox burster x8 is my favorite event

[amber delta]

I bet the change made the game worse

[molten matrix]

playtesters are also good at picking up or pre emptively raising awareness at thingies

[green vector]

100$

%

[tropic zealot]

I guess I came here with the sincerity of helldivers discord but I can see there's a lot of sarcasm

[amber delta]

we are shitposters

[green vector]

sincerity of the helldivers discord

[molten matrix]

ngl ainz idunno how anyone could get anything constructive out of the forums

[green vector]

that disc is a bigger cesspit than this one

[clever horizon]

light armor pen 😹

[green vector]

what are you smoking

[stark bobcat]

doesnt mean they accept what people say

[tropic zealot]

Well you know not helldivers gen 1

Helldivers gen 3

[stark bobcat]

but both CMs do say they look at both places

*did

[molten matrix]

julia is the forum CM

[dire kayak]

the poxburster sticker haunts my dreams

[clever horizon]

shooting bursters
getting bursted on

[feral vessel]

get bursted on

[green vector]

karkin on my stubber till i burst

[clever horizon]

it corrupts me

[dire kayak]

Im crying

[oak nexus]

Grimace on my penance and I redeem

[clever horizon]

dark my tide until i buy aquilas

[oak nexus]

tears of joy

[south valve]

Hi, how's it go-

[nocturne bloom]

Who hurt Goobs

[marble sparrow]

Hello there, it's my first time here, is there a dedicated channel to find some people to play with ?

[clever horizon]

burst on my tide until i dark the lex

[oak nexus]

LFG below 🙂

[south valve]

The LFG servers

[green vector]

[oak nexus]

https://discordapp.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075

[dire kayak]

help lamia i can't breathe i can't stop laughing

[clever horizon]

when you lfg a havoc 10 and 3 h40 guys join

[dire kayak]

what have you all done to me

[feral vessel]

Hello Lamia.

You're awake.

[clever horizon]

Skyrim reference

[feral vessel]

Yes. Maybe

[clever horizon]

pox burster explodes
so you're finally awake

[amber delta]

you were trying to hop the border

gridder right into that simperial mog

same as us and that beta over there

[somber stream]

Armoured Pox bursters

[clever horizon]

every true son of Skyrim has a dark elf wife

[green vector]

that cant be pushed

[hidden whale]

sell your tears online

goober tears are rare S tier

[patent grove]

Teleporting pox bursters. Nothing personal kid.

[dire kayak]

hnmmm

trueee

[void smelt]

Hello Darktide <@&735928989146939404> please pin this

[rancid shore]

sup

[green vector]

bro just pinging everyone damn

[hidden whale]

hes bringing a plague upon us ;.;

[feral vessel]

Throw rocks at this one, petals.

(Pretty please)

[south valve]

We're all gonna lose our ping privileges!!

[oak nexus]

nuh uh

[fair bridge]

wait im goated

[south valve]

There's no appropriate emoji for this situation

[hidden whale]

theres always an emoji

[south valve]

I want that want where it's

nvm

[green vector]

did u have a stroke

[south valve]

Not m preg

[oak nexus]

mpreg is a top tier emote

[oak nexus]

this sticker is so good

[feral vessel]

Hi Mallow..

[amber delta]

where is bart

[rancid shore]

hi at evereyone

whats up

[feral vessel]

Who's.. who's bart..

bart who..

[amber delta]

korea dog

[south valve]

Do it, coward /j

[rancid shore]

cant

[dire kayak]

correct

[feral vessel]

Whatever will I do..

I'm forced to wake up early by the totalitarian regime..

[dire kayak]

i can eat them for you

:3

[feral vessel]

eat the slovak government please

[oak nexus]

eat poutine

[cosmic burrow]

Come to Poland

[oak nexus]

is poland cool to visit?

[cosmic burrow]

yes

[feral vessel]

is poland better than slovakia

Or.. can't say.

[cosmic burrow]

last time i heard you live in a country where time stopped aroudn 90's

with very russia leaning governmetn

[feral vessel]

Close enough.

[feral vessel]

Also close enough.

[amber delta]

bro I love Poland sm

[feral vessel]

less 'russian leaning' and more 'whatever fills my pockets and lets me not care about the country i'm supposed to govern'

(russian bootlicking is included in that, apparently)

[cosmic burrow]

Look up ,,russorealizm,, on facebook. Its a page about how russian is fucking stupid

[feral vessel]

I don't need nuff to tell me dat..

[hidden whale]

oh boy slopaganda

I love political social media

(me when I lie)

[cosmic burrow]

I like laughing at stupid memes

[amber delta]

'on facebook' okay unc

[cosmic burrow]

Especially if they are political

[feral vessel]

I know right. Is magister like.. a necron or something..

[hidden whale]

I get my news EXCLUSIVELY from fall guys videos

[feral vessel]

what tomb world did you crawl out of..

unc

[cosmic burrow]

Laugh at all sides of political spectrum

Im 21 this year

[south valve]

Insert alcoholism joke

[feral vessel]

I think I can write Hazbin Hotel better than vivziepop.

Unrelated note.

Mostly just said that because I remembered I have a dumb rewrite thing I started writing like two years ago.

[dire kayak]

necron?

WHERE

[south valve]

I've heard the writing isn't fantastic

[dire kayak]

WHERE'S THE NECRON

GRRRRRR

[feral vessel]

No, it isn't.

[dire kayak]

HISSSSSSS

[cosmic burrow]

?

[feral vessel]

It suffers from what I've heard people call 'fanfic syndrome'

[amber delta]

hazbin hotel is my favourite altright show

[south valve]

Nice pfp

[dire kayak]

oh god

[feral vessel]

Who?

ironically,
most of the fanfics (mostly on AO3) are actually better than baseline hazbin hotel..

[south valve]

Sorry, drinking age joke and all that

not universal

[amber delta]

drinking age in Poland is 12

[south valve]

You actually

[feral vessel]

also the worldbuilding is abysmal

[feral vessel]

Thank you!

[south valve]

like a druid or something

[feral vessel]

It's a plant thing.

but thanks nonetheless.

[south valve]

Oh okay

Tbh I liked the first season of Heluva

[feral vessel]

my biggest gripe with hazbin and helluva boss is that whenever u ask some fan how they know some detail
it's never 'i noticed this in the show'
it's always 'i watched this or that livestream'

[south valve]

the characters were interesting and there was variety in the jokes

[feral vessel]

that pisses me off

like massively.

LAAAAZY writing.

[south valve]

Oh because the writers have to point it out to them?

[tired compass]

dear all, is the new enemy dlc already out?

[feral vessel]

organically introducing your world-

[amber delta]

no

[feral vessel]

No.

[hidden whale]

... yes

[south valve]

I think I see what you mean

[feral vessel]

if you're gonna have a complex world then you have to be able to properly convey what it's about

[south valve]

sorry, I have zero writing ability/knowledge

[feral vessel]

like.

show not tell

viv is ALL tell and no show

[south valve]

Ohhh I gotcha

[cosmic burrow]

Welp my electrix heater in going to trash

[feral vessel]

like how the fuck would you normally find out angel dust is supposed to be a spider

[cosmic burrow]

Need a new one

[feral vessel]

rest in peace

[cosmic burrow]

Not really

[tired compass]

do I need to preorder it? or will be it available for all players?

[cosmic burrow]

Its fucking old

[feral vessel]

rest in pieces.

[hidden whale]

its only available for smyker players

[amber delta]

its free update

no release date but probably later this month

[feral vessel]

New enemy locked behind a DLC would be evil even for fatshark.

[hidden whale]

beastmen

[feral vessel]

How the flort would that even work?

[south valve]

Beastmen:

[feral vessel]

I mean they're ziptied to an entire expansion.

[south valve]

true

[feral vessel]

They're part of another expansion.

[brave slate]

Imagine a disabler that only targets people who bought the DLC

[feral vessel]

pay to lose

Should probably commission art of my shark fursona.. again.

[hidden whale]

its called outcast engineer

mentally disables the player

:>

[rancid shore]

FAAAAAAAA

[brave slate]

The class was meh but I kinda enjoyed the coghammer

[rancid shore]

I Hate the twins

[hidden whale]

it was a plague when it got reworked

trollhammer bomb build solo deleted the map with no skill

[dire kayak]

mambo mambo omatsuri mambo

[feral vessel]

MI MAMBO

[hidden whale]

imagine if scum had like 15 rockets

and they also regenerated

[dire kayak]

mambooo

[brave slate]

A shame that darktide DLC locks weapons to specific classes. Then again, would be pretty busted to have the arbites maul on zealot

[thick fog]

ah yes lore logic

[feral vessel]

would finally be balanced, I think.

[cosmic burrow]

Oh i remember trollhammer very well

Rumbler but good

[brave slate]

Give the scum a blitz modifier that provides 15 rockets but you have a 10% percent chance of blowing yourself up

[jaunty cobalt]

hey im new... can someone help me in the game?

wanna be a good bonead 🙂

[brave slate]

I remember forgetting I had the trollhammer instead of the pistol and getting kicked for getting an assassin off a teammate. He didn't appreciate me nuking most of his health

[hidden whale]

ogryn?

[jaunty cobalt]

of course 🙂

[hidden whale]

ok basically

swing left

swing right

dont miss (optional)

dont get hit (optional)

[oak nexus]

have fun 🙂

[jaunty cobalt]

bash things, shield things, shot things... the usual stuff 🙂

[oak nexus]

id play but makin food soontm

[hidden jetty]

I identify myself as woman for today

so celebrate me while u still can

[rancid shore]

ERM ACHTULLALY

[thick fog]

bushman dont be disrespectful to the women of imperium

[rancid shore]

gears

my irmao

how're you?