general-chat

[tawny hearth]

lol i think i'm one of the few people who likes puns because they are the only joke i struggle to make up on the spot

[stuck crescent]

I dunno, think this @stiff elbow just dreamed up

Crazy

[stiff elbow]

YOU IMPLIED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!

[south valve]

I’ve never been so confused in my life

[stuck crescent]

I implied nothing

[stiff elbow]

collective psycosis

[rain pilot]

I need

[stuck crescent]

Other than steel legion being the best

[tawny hearth]

lol making fun of finnish people is pretty normal i feel, like all you have to do is watch some of their media and you'll have ammunition for days

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-mass-confusion-gamer-gif-7990390

[stiff elbow]

whatever.....................

[stuck crescent]

Hehehohoha

[south valve]

He’s sending gifs! Mods, ban him! /j

[stiff elbow]

60 dollars for a warboss model

i hate working two jobs for minimum wage

[rain pilot]

🥺

[patent grove]

Ban all jobs

[tawny hearth]

back in my day a warboss mini cost 20 bucks and if you threw it then it would kill someone

[stiff elbow]

trve

i hate working

im anti work

[misty trench]

boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I use discord on company time

[tawny hearth]

put dimes in sock, steal bosses dollars he can't fight back with

[stuck crescent]

Just bought some minis from tiny legend, looking forward to painting

[misty trench]

(the boss is ALSO on discord for the same reasons but kicked up a level)

[south valve]

And in a more sophisticated server

[tawny hearth]

i keep wanting to get back into 40k models but updating my list to be current is such a pain

[stiff elbow]

family dollar constantly busts worker committees or at least tries to hinder them at every single turn

our union can barely do shit

trump admin doesnt care

local council doesnt care either

[stuck crescent]

I'm just bitter about steel legion getting discontinued

Worst thing to happen to the guard was eighth or ninth edition

[stiff elbow]

i want to be able to actually afford a 40k model 🥺

[south valve]

I’d imagine some titans cost hundreds?

[tawny hearth]

lol honestly a big part of why i quit table top gaming mostly and swapped to more video games

[astral basin]

Would be funny
An entire corporate employee/employer line that can be traced using discord
Gotta stop at head ceo tho

[astral basin]

This is why i stopped mtg

[tawny hearth]

like 25 years ago i bought a smaller squiggoth model (like the smallest size they can be) and it was like 250? i think... maybe more after the stupid shipping... and then i had to wait like 7 months for it

[stuck crescent]

Any other guardsmen players?

[patent grove]

Have you considered being a billionaire

[green vector]

25 years ago fuckin hell how old are you lad

[south valve]

👀 holy

[tawny hearth]

it might have been like 175 instead... it was a long time ago but i remember it being pricy

[sinful relic]

You don't stop mtg, you just wait till a collab mugs you of your wallet

[stiff elbow]

i will never be a billionaire

[tawny hearth]

nearly 40 lol got it when i was a teen

[stiff elbow]

i wouldnt stoop that low

[green vector]

im not the oldest pogchamp

[stiff elbow]

even if i could

[tawny hearth]

lol there are older people than me here

[patent grove]

Me

[south valve]

And the prices have probably only gone up

[patent grove]

[astral basin]

The collabs were what got me out actually
I got the 40k set bc i liked it
Never used it
And the story they were building got lost to “HASBRO demands more income”

[tawny hearth]

maybe, this was a pure resin model tho so its why it was so much, i'm 100% sure plastic or printed models are cheaper

[south valve]

Oh okay then

[patent grove]

I miss my metal kasrkin heavy weapons team

[stuck crescent]

I miss my steel legion boys

[stiff elbow]

killteam is just standard tabletop but smaller and every single box is STILL sixty dollars 😭

[tawny hearth]

when a kid says something that just makes your back hurt

[stiff elbow]

the hobby cant be THAT niche for them to be such an in-house premium brand

[sinful relic]

Twilight is 20 years old

[misty trench]

GAH

[stiff elbow]

better than using exploitative cheap labour in developing third world countries tho ig

[astral basin]

Mooooodssssss aquila is flexing his gen chat perms agaaaiiiin

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/goofys-trial-murder-ill-do-it-again-gif-18342028433294350554

[patent grove]

Someone in here the other day said being 30 meant you were basicly a fossil

[tawny hearth]

aquila shows up like gandalf, pulls a few party tricks, and vanishes only to return to do some magic for your nephew that you helped raise

[misty trench]

I'm 29 I'm STILL YOUNG I'M STILL HIP AND WITH IT

[astral basin]

Thrown out your hip you mean

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-30rock-fellow-kids-one-of-us-gif-21904018

[astral basin]

[misty trench]

my lower back but that's neither here nor there

[tawny hearth]

young at heart

[patent grove]

Do you own any 20th century artifacts?

[misty trench]

the cool uncle that's definitely baked 24/7

[sinful relic]

Wanna really feel old? Elementary school kids will unironically say you're from the 1900s

[stuck crescent]

Does my ex count?

[south valve]

How did he survive the dinosaurs?

[astral basin]

I own 21st century artifacts
I have a few pennies laying around somewhere …

[misty trench]

well yes but that's not important

[tawny hearth]

not gonna lie, the thing that made my year last year was that none of the 20 year olds i worked with at my last job (was a mix of 20 year olds and 40+ people with no inbetween) refused to believe that i wasn't in my 20s

[astral basin]

Must not be a peanut head

[stiff elbow]

does MY ex count?

[stuck crescent]

No

[stiff elbow]

she was basically a disney mom

[sinful relic]

Here's something to think about, gen beta will not know a world without ai or chat gtp

[stiff elbow]

minus the mom part

[tawny hearth]

i'm sorry for your struggles lol

[stiff elbow]

thank you it was a very low point in my life

[patent grove]

It was touch and go for awhile. Things were looking grim until the Burger King and the Lord McDonalds arrived amd killed all the dinosaurs

[misty trench]

always been more of a pixar fan

[astral basin]

Way too easy to imagine older if bald

[south valve]

Ohh right, they don’t tell you about history these days smh

[round mica]

So Slaaneshtide 2 when?

[stiff elbow]

i wish there were more heretic leaders on the vox channels to make fun of us/bicker at their minions during the missions

[tawny hearth]

oh i get you, yeah i have a full head of hair down to my lower back atm, and snake bite peircings and i usually wear medium sized earings

[stuck crescent]

👍

[tawny hearth]

gotta cut my hair tho

[nimble salmon]

What seems to be the officer, problem?

[nimble salmon]

Long hair for the win

[tawny hearth]

so i assume people thinking i'm younger think people will "de punk" their look when growing up lol, i just stayed the same i think

[south valve]

Allow myself to introduce myself

[tawny hearth]

i love to have it, but man do i hate taking care of it sometimes, product costs along lmao

[nimble salmon]

Shampoo and conditioner is all i need

Well and brush

[tawny hearth]

mostly what i use but i just go through so much

[round mica]

Nobody cares if a highlord fucks a femboy you can relax

[nimble salmon]

But i do get where Youre Coming from

[astral basin]

Allow myself to please introduce me

[round mica]

Woke tourists

[stuck crescent]

👍

[tawny hearth]

i'm actually digging that my hair is finally going grey, i love that i'm getting the same salt and pepper my aunt had

[nimble salmon]

Okay wtf

[stuck crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-he-said-it-he-said-gif-5286270

[south valve]

Ooookay

[nimble salmon]

What was that?

Chat?

[stuck crescent]

Ignore him

[astral basin]

Are you ok?

[stuck crescent]

He's a try hard tourist

[stuck crescent]

👍

[nimble salmon]

Damn… mines going from dark blonde to brown

Somehow

[tawny hearth]

he's just been trying to start fights in a weird way lol

[abstract junco]

Blehhh

[stuck crescent]

Try hard

[nimble salmon]

#CHUDBEHAVIOR

[round mica]

I am bored sorry

You amuse me

[stuck crescent]

👍

Ignore him

[round mica]

👎

[stuck crescent]

Legitimately not worth talking to

[sinful relic]

👉

[tawny hearth]

lol my beard is mostly black but has had bright red and blond hairs in it randomly... but all the red has gone grey... my dad had dark brown hair but a bright red beard (common in his family) so that red tried to fight through the black hair genes

[nimble salmon]

This just clogging uo gen chat

[tawny hearth]

i dont' grow a beard because of the colors but it comes out that way when i do let it come out

[stuck crescent]

👍

[round mica]

[nimble salmon]

Sometimes i have light blonde strands, weirdly only directly after my hair is dry from showering, idk how that works, or that it’s turning brown, that’s weird too

[stuck crescent]

👍

[round mica]

Its pretty funny you take everything so seriously

[green vector]

[stuck crescent]

👍

[round mica]

[stuck crescent]

👍

[round mica]

[south valve]

Good sticker

[astral basin]

Born blonde. Became coppery as i grew

[stuck crescent]

👍

[round mica]

[stuck crescent]

👍

[tawny hearth]

the age old "haha i'm acting like a fool so its funy that you react as tho i am one" play, classic play

[south valve]

They’re communicating

They’ve made a new language

[stuck crescent]

Remember, he likes krieg because "they're German"

[tawny hearth]

space germany obvs

[nimble salmon]

😭🙏

[astral basin]

All the french kriegers:

[round mica]

Thats a lie

[sinful relic]

Is helbore worth investing in?

[stuck crescent]

👍

[green vector]

ya but you play controller dont you? so idk

on mouse its bussin

[nimble salmon]

Legit im telling you krieg is genuinely a mix of french with other ww1 thrown in there

[tawny hearth]

it can do funny things to crushers and other things

[sinful relic]

I have a PC account, but my main is ps5

[stuck crescent]

You edited your comment after you were called out, it literally shows it on the feed

[nimble salmon]

It’s okay if you can consistently hit charged headshots

[stuck crescent]

Be a man and own it

[green vector]

try it, its v good

satisfying to use

[round mica]

Krieg Hater can’t read obviously

[tawny hearth]

yeah every once in a while i see someone rocking a helbore and putting in work and it looks fun

[sinful relic]

Which mk

[nimble salmon]

Laspistol my beloved

[stuck crescent]

👍

[tawny hearth]

heavy laspistol is just a great sidearm, its one of my favs tbh

[south valve]

Maybe we like shouldn’t give a reaction to the person who’s obviously just trying to get a reaction

[nimble salmon]

You gonna reply to that again because threes the magic number?

[stuck crescent]

👍

[stuck crescent]

I prefer recon

[round mica]

I’m sorry my touchscreen is broken

Lol

[nimble salmon]

Both is good

[stuck crescent]

👍

[stuck crescent]

👍

[tawny hearth]

i just mostly melee with all builds out of habit so the laspistol is great for that, if i shot more i'd probably like one of the other lasguns more tbh

[nimble salmon]

👍

[nimble salmon]

I just use it on Vet as a primary

Lol

[stuck crescent]

I just like that its auto

[hazy kestrel]

Auric has been interesting today

[nimble salmon]

If only Laspistol was…

[tawny hearth]

lol i've done that too, it works 100%, but its just so snappy to pull out mid melee

[stuck crescent]

Still holding out for a hellgun

[hazy kestrel]

Just played a match where I clutched like half a mission lol

Was wild

[nimble salmon]

Prolly not gonna happen sadly

[hazy kestrel]

So many armor waves / gunner death squads too

[stuck crescent]

Yeah....i know

[hazy kestrel]

Thankfully, shroudfield goes brrr

[tawny hearth]

lol when they decide to make auric a bit stressful, sometimes if a team is making me clutch for too long i just "make a mistake" and go down

[nimble salmon]

Where’s my hotshot volley gun, voluptuous sea predator?

[hazy kestrel]

It was kinda fun, all things considered

[nimble salmon]

But the scab have it….

[hazy kestrel]

Being The Martyrmaxxer™️

[stuck crescent]

Heavy stubber maybe? But I prefer pew-pew to rat-a-ta-tat

[nimble salmon]

I call bullshit

[tawny hearth]

yeah if you're having fun then thats when i would stay in too, like i like clutching sometimes... but sometimes i'd rather just play with a team so i go next

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

[nimble salmon]

Vet isnt gonna get heavy guns aughhhh

[green vector]

i always end up in clutch situations when im using something i dont usually use or trying a new build and i die

[stuck crescent]

I just want to be a stormtrooper man

[green vector]

[nimble salmon]

Where is my frag grenade launcher?

[tawny hearth]

i know this feeling all too well . the worst is when you KNOW that you would have been fine if you were on a setup you knew better

[green vector]

i know

sucks man

[nimble salmon]

Who does? Do you have their number?

[misty trench]

ah I get red and white in mine lmao

[green vector]

[tawny hearth]

its the irish trying to take us over

[misty trench]

...I do love complex carbohydrates

[tawny hearth]

HE'S TURNING!

[misty trench]

BOIL 'EM, MASH 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A STEW

[nimble salmon]

Why is he speaking the ork language?

[tawny hearth]

he's gone , he's gone full sam, never go full sam

[green vector]

apparently calf strains take 2 weeks to heal fully

fucking kidding me

[misty trench]

it strains credulity

[green vector]

it does the what now

[stiff elbow]

mine is going jet black to jet black

i got a weird curly wolfcut thing going on rn

[misty trench]

"it's almost unbelievable" but in a way that I can be punny

[green vector]

ty

me dumb

[misty trench]

it's ok, you got 99 woodcutting

[green vector]

[tawny hearth]

i wish i could get that look, my hair has curl but when it gets too long it pulls the curls out of itself

[misty trench]

I got them wavy curls

[stiff elbow]

awh that reeks

[green vector]

i got that peasant fade bowl cut

[misty trench]

serfmaxxing fook yea

[stiff elbow]

post-brexit manchester anglican missionary fade

😭

its over

[tawny hearth]

theres a magic like 3 days where its growing out where it looks perfect tho

[green vector]

i know that feeling

after a fresh cut and beard trim i be looking presentable

then i look homeless

[hidden trout]

Lmao

Idk why discord thought that should be the first thing I should see when I tabbed over but it just did anyway

[tawny hearth]

because it knows what you crave

[stiff elbow]

We.... Are General Chat

[stuck crescent]

You missed the guy who liked the krieg "because they're German"

[astral basin]

They used the word “manosphere”
Had to be trolling

[stiff elbow]

the manosphere is real

[green vector]

did he leave or get banned lmao

[misty trench]

I didn't ban anyone

[green vector]

he dipped

[stiff elbow]

its a term for the giant collection of violently masculine, ultra-patriarchial men who congregate on the internet to spread misogyny

[misty trench]

yet

[tawny hearth]

they usually wander off... and i was gonna say usually aquila doesn't ban people like that quietly

[stiff elbow]

mainly incels and ""looksmaxxers""

[tawny hearth]

its usually a public self owning

[stiff elbow]

and chuds

[astral basin]

The people that believe in the manosphere are real
But theyre also a bit demented and have a closed public view

[stuck crescent]

I mean, calling people woke is just lame

[misty trench]

manosphere is that thing where dudes scam other dudes because dudes that need help will sooner get scammed and spiral into hate and self-loathing than get therapy

[green vector]

i just roll my eyes and instantly disregard anything else that person says from that point on tbh

[stiff elbow]

yeah the manosphere is just a varied collection of self-hating men who like to dog on women

[green vector]

fuck therapy all my homies go gym

[stiff elbow]

but its gotten way bigger in recent years

[green vector]

[misty trench]

we woketide baybeee

[stiff elbow]

to the point where most manospheric terms have become mainstream etymological terms under the guise of post-irony

like the term "foids"

[astral basin]

Who was the rich guy doing
Andrew tate?

[tawny hearth]

at this point i'm starting to feel bad for all the cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers that we drag through the mud by tying them to the people we call chuds

[green vector]

the fuck is foids

i need to be online more

[stiff elbow]

incel term for women

[green vector]

LOOOOOL

[stiff elbow]

specifically women they dont like which happens to be all women

[green vector]

we foiding it up

[astral basin]

Oh right. Femoid
Feminine humanoid

[tawny hearth]

lol growing up i had a few moments as a teen of realizing that some of my friends just weren't joking... and i was like... oh

[stiff elbow]

is that the thing from ted

[tawny hearth]

lol are you being serious i can not tell?

[stiff elbow]

yk the TV series ted

where they got that stupid fucking bear

that talks

[misty trench]

we live in a world of Foids, Moids and Enbyoids....

[stuck crescent]

Hey, I like Ted

[hidden trout]

Aren't we all tideoids at the end of the day

[stiff elbow]

DESTROY ALL MOIDS

[green vector]

ted is bussing indeed

[stiff elbow]

🤖

[tawny hearth]

i've not even seen the movies because i don't like the grossness of seth lol

[misty trench]

Doids (we're all fuckin' dorks)

[tawny hearth]

darktidonians

[stuck crescent]

The series is better

[stiff elbow]

do not tie me into you

i dont even know 40k like that

[lusty crown]

Jesus Christ who thought that making 11-17 pox bursters appear on a single horde was a good idea?

[stuck crescent]

Fat shark

[lusty crown]

Fucking idiots

[stuck crescent]

Agreed

[lusty crown]

I hate this event so much

[green vector]

based and true

[hidden trout]

Droid (im not even real or alive, im a construct, a mechanical golem pretending to be real)

[tawny hearth]

he probably works on it less, the only thing i've kind of liked of his is orwell after some seasons but it def has some weirdness around all the romances that involve his character

[green vector]

we need a poxburster monstrosity that spawns 50

[stuck crescent]

Seth can actually be really good

Its just he actually has to care

Would recommend the orville

First season is mid, but it really picks up

[tawny hearth]

i don't think thats true, i think he cares alot, but also has enough people in his life to kind of help him find a place where he can at least thrive... which he has and i can't deny that

[misty trench]

and then you've got Lloyd's of London

[hidden trout]

True I dont even care about 40k, im here for darktide
Youre just like me!

[astral basin]

Idk. I usually get concerned when people try so hard to unestiblish a hate type
Or worse try to say that some hate types are “well founded and deserves to be acted on”

[tawny hearth]

bro droids scream when hurt, i've watched starwars, they dont' have mouths but boy can they scream

so they also feel

[stuck crescent]

Agree to disagree

[stiff elbow]

im willing to learn 40k

[lusty crown]

Next event: bursters mayhem

All enemies are replaced by pox bursters, and monstruosities are just big poxbursters

[hidden trout]

I make that r2d2 noise if you hit me

[stuck crescent]

Steel legion #1

[misty trench]

droid sentience is a whole ass thing and it's actually horrifying

[stiff elbow]

i wanna buy a model but buying models is hard when you rely on ameriKKKan minimum wage during an employment crisis and an evercooling labor market

[stuck crescent]

Best lesson

[stiff elbow]

FVCK chud legion

[stuck crescent]

Actually take that back

[stiff elbow]

chud legion is for KRIEG fans who dont want to ADMIT they are krieg fans

[green vector]

catachad jungle chads best legion

[tawny hearth]

40k is a mix of really cool ideas and amazing stories... and like some guys weird fetish/biases taking front and center

but its mostly just cool stuff now

[stiff elbow]

#VERIFIED trvth nvke

[astral basin]

WooooooAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH
As r2d2 says

[hidden trout]

This is why I just choose to not have hobbies that cost a billion dollars

[misty trench]

Aluminium legion gang (we're lighter and more profitable per kilo)

[stuck crescent]

Mechanised warfare beats trench warfare

[misty trench]

also corrosion resistant!

[hidden trout]

Brother tried to get me into MtG and I said no I value my wallet

[green vector]

gigachad melee combat beats everything

[tawny hearth]

this is why i only play card games online at this point

[oak nexus]

too broke for MtG. DEF too broke fro warhammer 😔

[stuck crescent]

Melee combat isn't exclusive to any type of warfare, we can all hammer a heretic equally

[astral basin]

Good call…

[hidden trout]

I also dont like card games like that

[green vector]

its exclusive to the catachads

[hidden trout]

The best card games are unironically 52 deck card games

[misty trench]

bringing stand-in cards I made using MS paint

[hidden trout]

Dont @ me

[green vector]

[astral basin]

Im totally not staring into my closet of shame full of cards

[stiff elbow]

i play quar

[oak nexus]

real. so fuckin real?

[stuck crescent]

We all can stab traitors

[green vector]

based

[stuck crescent]

Its super easy

[stiff elbow]

well i dont play quar

[stuck crescent]

Even a chemdog can do it

[stiff elbow]

but quar was my first and only exposure to assembling plastic models

[oak nexus]

resin printer 🤝 stand-in cards

[tawny hearth]

getta load of this guy, hasn't even played the neopets trading card game (unironically a great game that flopped hard, i hosted a tourny and learned it was one of the biggest tournies ever for the game and got to talk with the company for a bit lmao)

[oak nexus]

what games are 52 card decks?

mtg 52 card decks?

[misty trench]

traitors going on about some sort of corpse emperor I know nothing about while I'm fixing my bayonet

[hidden trout]

One thing that is cool is that by brother made pretty good proxys of mtg cards that were warframe themed, and when we met somr of the VAs, he found out the voice for nef anyo/tyl regor is a mtg nerd and has now commissioned my brother to make some for him

[astral basin]

Nerd bro… he talkin bout blackjack, spades, and the like…

[misty trench]

golden throne? the lex? I ain't got no knowledge of that man I just like da stabby

[oak nexus]

holy I forgot about that 💀

[hidden trout]

Like
The standard deck of cards
Jack queen king
Clubs spades hearts diamond

[tawny hearth]

thats actually really cool, i love modded proxies like that, same with model reworks into gags and stuff

[oak nexus]

sorry, brain smoother then a raw chicken breast

[green vector]

same

[hidden trout]

ERS is a boy scout summer camp certified classic

[tawny hearth]

i like some pokers sometimes, its too hard to not cheat at blackjack or just play unfair blackjack which isn't fun... old maid is a banger

[misty trench]

hate to do this to you but I am gonna have to yeet those ones because rule 11

[stiff elbow]

auugh

[misty trench]

ikik

[stiff elbow]

this is so..........

so....... orwellian

[hidden trout]

I could make a joke but itd directly break the same rule

[tawny hearth]

only if we accept that aquila is our one and only true world leader

[misty trench]

LITERALLY 1966 or 1977

[stiff elbow]

jorjor well

[nocturne bloom]

can we ban the number 7 and 6 pls

[stiff elbow]

george orwell SUCKS

[tawny hearth]

literally four hundred and fifty one degrees fahrenheit

[nocturne bloom]

dont make me pregnant react you

[stuck crescent]

I liked homage to catalonia

that was neat

[misty trench]

Orwell fans when you bring up he was a colonial cop:

[oak nexus]

I need that dabron sticker as a gif

[green vector]

lmfao wtf

[oak nexus]

golden mpreg

[green vector]

[tawny hearth]

those stickers just make me think of the time that sandman killed spiderman

and poor peter was so confused, he just got to that reality

[misty trench]

death by pocket sand

it's rough, coarse and gets everywhere

[tawny hearth]

i was typing the same joke

[astral basin]

Pocket sand

Pocket glass

[oak nexus]

you think vet is fillin smoke nades with a vape pen

[astral basin]

You think professional would so easily burn through his stash?

[round mica]

I am here bro

[green vector]

oh shit he back

[astral basin]

Theres an ignore button

[stuck crescent]

👍

[round mica]

Just blocked stupid Illiterate Krieg Hater so I can’t read his bullshit

[astral basin]

ffs

[stuck crescent]

👍

[misty trench]

chill man

[astral basin]

Here we go again

[nocturne bloom]

on todays episode of Blocktide

[round mica]

Everything is okay I am sorry for previous incident

[stuck crescent]

👍

[astral basin]

Theres so many aggressively weird people in chat
Its hard to tell whos trolling and who needs oxygen not filtered through recycled farts

[misty trench]

I like to think I'm more defensively weird

[stuck crescent]

They're a kid

They get a pass for being weird

[astral basin]

Idk man. Being a kid means you are afforded more chances to learn from your peers before someone slams you

I work customer service
Most adults are overgrown children

[lethal jasper]

Oh no. On today’s news. Rapscallion69 has blocked krieg_hater#5. More info to come later

[stuck crescent]

While I agree, in this case, the personal trauma is extremely lessened

[stuck crescent]

oh nos

👍

Legitmently don't hate krieg, but some of their fans really suck (black templars)

[misty trench]

some of the parents I've dealt with are insane man

[astral basin]

Will krieg_heter#5 continue the thumbs up chain in spite of this? Stay tuned to find out!

[stuck crescent]

Maybe

I will remind everyone that Ol'Rapscallion69 likes the krieg because "they're german" and thinks being gay means your chaos

[misty trench]

black templars fans imploding whenever a character stops sleeping (they've become woke)

[astral basin]

Ive seen… a ludicrous amount of different types of parents
And the areas i live around, its mostly unsupervised kids being told to fend for themselves

Im tired of em all

[stuck crescent]

I think the only faction I hate is tau, but that's more just because they're not fun to play against

Just kind of unfun

[astral basin]

“Too bad your deployment zone is in my firing range”

[misty trench]

worst I've dealt with is someone being adamant that their kid doesn't have an issue while also displaying all the traits that would cause said issue

[lapis basin]

Who wants to help me with havoc?

[stuck crescent]

I sleep

is late

[misty trench]

you'll likely have more luck in the LFG channels

[astral basin]

Conservative area
We dont acknowledge those unless its debilitating
Or quirky
One of my coworkers, hag that she is, has actively stated she has beaten her own children for less AND saying her own folks never really laid a hand on her

[lapis basin]

Preciate it

[misty trench]

good god

blood boiling shit

[sinful relic]

From what I've experienced, people really don't know how to play the train mission. At all.

[tawny hearth]

auric lobbies mostly do fine on train

[astral basin]

She is abysmal to work with. Had 3 months of cussing each other out before i got tired
New lady put her in her place tho. Apparently the hag respects being threatened with being beat across the parking lot

[misty trench]

wild

[tawny hearth]

lol from experience those kids are gonna be pissed if they ever figure that out

like once they're older

[lethal jasper]

Kids today generally are a great condom ad in itself

[astral basin]

Pissed when? Nah they already know. Its a slow building resentment that eats you alive.

[astral basin]

60% of the worlds population are condom ads wym

[tawny hearth]

naw i mean learning that you could have gotten help younger once you're older without help

[lethal jasper]

True. But yeah, my gf and I decided not to have kids. DINK life all the way

[nocturne bloom]

ive heard that a lot

[astral basin]

The upsetting part is finding avenues and feeling like its “too late”
The healthy folk found a way to cope wo being destructive

[tawny hearth]

on a totally random note, i've never felt like a monkey in a fight over some food with another monkey like i just did in a knife fight in some vents in marathon... we both devolved in that moment

[nocturne bloom]

guy i know that said they werent having kids ended up with a dozen

[astral basin]

@twin dirge

[nocturne bloom]

he got his nickname when he had 8 kids

[lethal jasper]

Oh. No. We’re 1000% not having kids. That’s not even a question.

[misty trench]

for sure

[misty trench]

this is what every generation says tbf

[jaunty path]

What was it..

[misty trench]

like kids today frankly aren't any different from kids like 30 years ago

[nocturne bloom]

literally Eight KIds

[tawny hearth]

i woudln't mind having kids but like.. adopting kids that are like 10-15 would be more my speed... mostly because i'm too old to be caring for a baby lmao and it would be adoption if i ever did

[lethal jasper]

That’s so factually wrong.

[misty trench]

"factually" brother this is a highly subjective topic and I'd worked with kids for a living

[round mica]

Do kids play Darktide though?

[lethal jasper]

iPad kids vs kids 20-30 years ago could not be any night or day different

[tawny hearth]

yeah, like education levels have decreased in alot of areas but that says more about the adults than the kids

[astral basin]

I believe that having kids should be something the parents are ready for (the neat part is its a whole person so youre never ready)
Dont have to contribute to adding to the population, but its social obligation for children to be safe and not a total shit

[misty trench]

and this does heavily depend too yea

[tawny hearth]

thats more of a problem with millennials than it is with the kids, one group was adults in the situation

[lethal jasper]

Oh I agree

[tawny hearth]

its like we all forgot the stuff that seasame street and mr rogers did for us

[lethal jasper]

But to say kids today are the same as 30 years ago is just not right

[tawny hearth]

lol they seem the same tbh, just different stuff around them but the same kids

[twin dirge]

Solo marathon is a horror game change my mind

[misty trench]

I mean fundamentally they're not all that different from when I was a kid man, newer generations have access to stuff that we didn't get until the 2010s but that's really about it

[astral basin]

Prove me wrong. Ipad kids were never a new thing
The medium of being locked in a room being told to occupy yourself is whats changed

[lethal jasper]

Nah, their social skills have generally declined due to technology. Kids back in the day used to just play outside and stay after dark and parents just didn’t give a fuck where they were as opposed to kids glued to the iPad screen, isolated

[nocturne bloom]

generation zero for the first time scared the shit out of me

[blazing ibex]

That's a result of the upbringing more than the actual child tbf

[tawny hearth]

literally, i came accidently stomping into a place because of a robot aggro and pre broke a vent in case i needed to hide and right after i did i heard a player... swapped to knife and heard him come around and them we both just went monkey mode

[misty trench]

maybe in your area, kids I worked with still spend a shitload of time playing outside

[blazing ibex]

There's a lot of kids in my neighborhood that aren't like that.

Still go outside to play and all.

[lethal jasper]

Quite common where I live

[misty trench]

like kids today still do all the same shit I did when I was a kid, it's just different slang and updated technology

[lethal jasper]

Probably the wealth differential as well

[misty trench]

playing fortnite and roblox instead of MW2 and minecraft I guess

[tawny hearth]

yeah i live in an area with alot of focus on doing things outdoors so i still see kids skating and riding bikes and just walking around town doing stuff

[misty trench]

yea Australia in general is a very outdoorsy culture

[astral basin]

Ah man. Im glad i wasnt online until 17
I missed my entire arch of getting my ass beat for trading slurs with strangers online over cod

[misty trench]

luv me hiking, luv me beaches

[tawny hearth]

lol alot of them still play minecraft, the main difference with minecraft is that there is alot of like 40 year olds around now

[lethal jasper]

Either way, my gf and I are way more than capable of having kids financially, but we don’t want it. That’s not even a question. We want to travel, enjoy our lives and retire early to somewhere like Hawaii and call it a day

[misty trench]

luv hopping on my bike, stacking and totally destroying my knees for the third time that week

[tawny hearth]

i live right next to the rockies so people tend to live here for a reason lol

[astral basin]

I need to get back on my bike
I gave it two months.
…might help w my groin issue

[twin dirge]

Same, didn't get online till about 16, I still have fond memories of beating my nephew (who's only like 3 years younger than me) over the head with a large stick before getting beaten myself

[tawny hearth]

lol this area is so weird, one of my teachers in community college was actually a trainer for Olympic athletes in his main job and my tutor for english was some dude who's written a few award winners (minor awards but still weird for free tutoring)

[twin dirge]

Get that guy to tutor you

[tawny hearth]

live the way you need yeah, not everyone needs or should even have kids for alot of reasons, my fav aunt and uncle met as hippies in a field and never had kids but they are like a power couple in terms of happy lives

[astral basin]

Didnt really get that chance personally
I was in a trailer tucked down a side road half hidden in the woods
Got like. 2 neighbors, and they were 30s and 50s

[twin dirge]

I was very fond of sword fighting

[lethal jasper]

Yeah. My best friend of 31 years and counting has 3 kids. And I love these kids to death. However, seeing what he does with them everyday definitely solidified for me that it’s not for me lol. I’m content with being the fun uncle basically

[tawny hearth]

lol me and a friend had a new rule put in place by his mom after a wooden sword was broken over some one's thigh (its not my fault his swordsmanship was weak)

[tawny hearth]

fun uncle is the best , you get like all the benefits then hand them to the parents for the rough parts

[twin flower]

Sword fighting for the heck of it or is it some HEMA type shi

[lethal jasper]

Basically yeah. 💀 and I actually already spoke with him recently that I’m putting his family in my trust. They’ll inherit everything when I die

[tawny hearth]

lol when we were kids? we were just slapping wooden swords together, we also fought with his nunchucks and staves because he was a nerd with weapons but this was like the late 90s

[astral basin]

Seeing clips for the new marathon map
It looks better
I dont see large neon squares in this gameplay like in base map

[twin flower]

i didnt reach the kid part mb

[delicate fox]

is it the crashed ship

[tawny hearth]

i actually like the style of the buildings, they feel like quickfab stuff that got slammed up before whats his name... the ai that went rampant called the four to destroy the planet so he could... go more rampant and become god or whatever

like i like the quick fab style look of the buildings

[astral basin]

Idk, probably
Saw a section that looked like it couldve been tarped down things on the deck
Lot of small hallways w vents

[sinful relic]

I almost put my fucking fist through my screens. Stupid a****** when you get on the goddamn ship instead he's going to kill enemies instead of extracting and as soon as he gets on my game crashes.

[twin dirge]

I adore the art ngl

[lethal jasper]

We leave no enemies behind. They all must die.

[tawny hearth]

i was suprised by how much of a vibe it is when you're in it

[hidden trout]

Hiking is dope because its not physically demanding cuz its basically just walking which you do normally but you get to do it somewhere cooler

[twin dirge]

I love the way it all looks, super futuristic apocalypse vibes

I love everything being overgrown and allat

[lethal jasper]

I don’t like how the colors are but that’s me personally

[tawny hearth]

yeah i hope they add more of the weirdness of the setting in it, the marathon lore is wild

[twin dirge]

Excited to try out the new map when I get home ngl, I just reached 12

[twin flower]

Whats the lore

[delicate fox]

actually nvm i don't think it's crashed if you're referring to the cryo archive, that's on the UESC Marathon

[astral basin]

Quick fab
Thats a description
Idk. Seeing it makes me physically sick. Theres no texture.
The wilderness aspects look great, and the civil props come in and its… wayyyy too plastic

[misty trench]

depends on the type of hiking tbf, some of the places I've gone are basically walking vertically for a while

[sinful relic]

I'm so fucking sick of that happening. 4th time today PS5 crashes right at extraction

[misty trench]

but generally yea it's chill, good exercise at typically low intensity

[tawny hearth]

its alot but it was told over 3 games... its not like 40k levels but it is alot... basically it is about acending to godhood in different ways, there are weird blood ghost aliens that worship/serve much older aliens and they are fighting and trying to destroy these gods of creation that also destroy everything every time they wake up... and ai and synthetic bodies seem to be part of trancending to godhood... its a whole thing

[astral basin]

Upgrade to a pc
Thats what everyone keeps telling me

[misty trench]

and I get that glorious rainforest (or regular forest) air

[twin dirge]

Tbh I enjoy how foreign all the buildings and everything feel, they're definitely not supposed to be there and it feels that way with how jarring it is

[tawny hearth]

i actually feel the other way, i feel like the game looks best when you're surrounded by the... careless feeling buildings over the very bland natural stuff

they pulled it off wonderfully but i get some people wouldn't like it

[twin dirge]

Apparently all the old marathon lore is getting introduced when we get to the cryo vault

[tawny hearth]

this, it adds to the whole feel

[twin flower]

Huh, were the other 3 games also called Marathon?

[tawny hearth]

this is good... honestly we're already kind of in the lore because humans going synth is already semi normalized and these new quick bodies that a soul can drift in and out of is probably based off the tech of the old aliens that seem to have ascended

[delicate fox]

yes

[tawny hearth]

so like we're already kind of "in the lore" but not to the fun stuff yet i guess

[twin dirge]

We're in the lore, we just dunno where at in said lore

How deep into the onion have we fallen

[hidden trout]

Ive done camelback a couple times, sometimes multiple times back to back and that one is considered a double black diamond, which is the hardest rating a trail can get, and im still a skinny as fuck twig who sits at his pc all day but can do that one pretty fine
Maybe just depends on the person's stamina, cuz I can do semi-active physical activity for a long time, but eat shit if I do something strenuous

[tawny hearth]

first one was marathon... second was was like... journey into something... i can't remember but it takes place in the jungle because an alien shows up and is like "HEY GUYS YOU GOTTA GOD SLEEPING HERE" and its all about one robo soldier going to the bottom and planting a nuke

can't rememebr the thirds name either

all 3 games have awful names for marketing

oh it was marathon infinity?

i think

[astral basin]

I like it as a respawn feature ngl
Conscious duplication
Not a lazy throw in thing, but it can make things more interesting
Dead Zone does it
I need to clear more floors on that game…

[delicate fox]

yeah it's marathon infinity

[sinful relic]

I have a PC and I would get the game on steam if it had cross save

[tawny hearth]

alot of demension hopping in that one and you end up joining the ai god from the first game into one to become a true god and outlive the heatdeath of the universe

[astral basin]

Looks like gramma the damn thing

[tawny hearth]

honestly from what i remember just digging into the lore of marathon is more fun than the games, but its been forever since i touched them

[twin dirge]

Yes we do

[astral basin]

Heatdeath of the universe? Was this a 00-10s game?

[tawny hearth]

its actually great because the the lore is SUPER set up for it as a main focus already

[tawny hearth]

that sounds right on the dates but i'd need to check

[hidden trout]

The lab i work one of my two jobs at has an imac with the bungie grab bag, which is just an iso with all of bungies early games, including halo ce and marathon

[tawny hearth]

one is great lore, the other is great gameplay lol

honestly tho marathon isn't bad from what i remember gamplay wise i just never felt like replaying them

but i also played them a little late, i think all 3 games were out when i played them

[whole glade]

so after my NL combat patrol arrives, i will have 20 legionarie bodies, 9 Khorne beserker bodys, 5 chaos termies, termie lord, jump pack lord, 5 chosen and a rhino

i could prolly make those 9 KBs into raptors

[tawny hearth]

they were 90s games, i didn't play them till like 00 tho personally

so i was like 4 years late to them

mostly because thats when i got my pc

[astral basin]

A

[modest flume]

Unreal Tournament 99

[tawny hearth]

raptors are always fun

[tawny hearth]

i can still remember some of the routes kind of

[whole glade]

i just dont like chaos being used for my traitor legion

GW dont read its own lore

[astral basin]

Obliterators
Its corruption rather than actual chaos
You can paint it to be a different faction, either captured or on loan

[whole glade]

ew.

the taint of chaos will become not of my warband.

[astral basin]

.>

you cant have youre cake and eat it too >.>

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

That allways sounded dumb to me

Can’t you eat some of the cake and have the rest

Who has to eat an entire cake

I’m okay with a slice

I can then appreciate the ownership of my remaining cake

People eating entire cakes out here

Shame

[tawny hearth]

lol but then you have cake, that you haven't eaten, because you have it

[gloomy tartan]

lol I feel like I’m having a stroke

It’s like the cat in the box argument

I get it but it’s dumb lol

[tawny hearth]

[gloomy tartan]

Eating some of the cake let’s you eat it and have it too

[whole glade]

mmmm...metal deer.

[gloomy tartan]

But the masses want to eat it all

And possess it all

All at once at all times forerver

Which is why we must burn them

For corpse starch

[tawny hearth]

no because you ate the cake you no longer have and you have the cake you didn't eat, you also have the cake in your stomach for a while, and if you're REALLY committed to the cake you could have it after the fact

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what glass half empty fucks think like lol

I’ve realized it lol

I’m half full type of guy

So to me I got to eat half a cake

And I still have more

[tawny hearth]

i'm a "this glass has water in it" sort of guy

[gloomy tartan]

Im a “glass the surface of the planet and let the god emperor sort em out” sort of guy

[tawny hearth]

[gloomy tartan]

This should be the new meme

I’m a ____ sort of guy

[tawny hearth]

you could start it, you could be that guy

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a “rage against the universe over my planet girlfriend exploding” sort of guy

[tawny hearth]

the simple things

[gloomy tartan]

Planets exploding builds character

[tawny hearth]

back in my day we had to build our own planets, by hand, with no nails

[gloomy tartan]

Just used bodies as nails

[smoky swift]

How the planks just doesn't go into space ?

[gloomy tartan]

Faith

[smoky swift]

Scary

[tawny hearth]

chewing gum, our jaws looked like popeye by the end

[gloomy tartan]

🙏🏼 the god emperor provides

The guard prevails

[gloomy tartan]

Popeye would so be in Darktide

He would be the highest order of super soldier

[tawny hearth]

punches the head off a poxie nyuk nyuk nyuk

[whole glade]

assial freak bubble or sciers gaze smite freak?

[tawny hearth]

honestly i think i have a problem, i've started jumpscaring people with sudden knife fights in solo lobbies of marathon and it might be my new passion

[gloomy tartan]

Popeye would be a Super mega ultra Maximus tyranicus testicular explodicus god chosen blessed undying ever loyal the eternal the great the sky breaker omega 1 space marine

Like he would just be a genetic freak who only says Popeye quotes in mumbles

[tawny hearth]

popeye kind of gives thunder warrior vibes

[gloomy tartan]

He would be basically bane from the Arkham asylum games

Just this dude with a corn pipe who eats corpse starch and becomes the size of 3 ogryns stacked ontop of eachother

[tawny hearth]

popeye was such a weird cartoon/comic

[whole glade]

popeyes is so goog

[gloomy tartan]

He’s top tier

He has so many crazy feats

He’s insanely op

He would eat goku

[tawny hearth]

the like action popeye movie is weirdly good for how dumb it is, but thats mostly the casts talent

[gloomy tartan]

He’s past bugs bunny level of feats

He was in death battle

The popeye episode was crazy

The feats in those old comics were godlike lol

[tawny hearth]

i wouldn't tangle with anyone with forearms like popeye, dude could probably pop your head with 1 finger and his thumb

[gloomy tartan]

He has literaly occupied two spaces at the same time and started fighting himself lol

He was born so ugly his father abandoned him as a baby

He’s from Santa Monica California

He’s 40

5’6

[tawny hearth]

his lady is way out of his league

[gloomy tartan]

Hero of the us NAVY and heavy weight champion boxer tho

[tawny hearth]

lol i bet he isn't really heavyweight they just classed him up

[gloomy tartan]

Oh no he just got classed up yeah

Little Mack style

Apparently popeye was adopted

Damn I forgot that

By “ Whaler Joe”

That’s who taught popeye to only beat up pieces of shit

[stiff elbow]

how applicable would a chaos marine monstrosity/boss be in tertium

like one of those fat green ones

[astral basin]

Fatshark said they wont/ cant

[somber stream]

It's 5AM on a Sunday morning, i woke up, Evangelion dropped its final OVA episode about Asuka, 13 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6ju8O7a89g

[astral basin]

If a chaos marine was in, the in game lore would be on the scale of havoc 40

[abstract junco]

its 10:50 on a saturday night, am rotting

[somber stream]

Hi Rotting

I'm Licht

[abstract junco]

Hi licht

[gloomy tartan]

Popeye has also shot fire from his corn cob pipe, punched lighting bolts, shadow boxed so fast he occupied two spaces at once and fought himself, and even punched a high striker puck so hard the puck flew up and hit the sun giving it a black eye traveling 150,000,000 Kilometers in the time span of one second. This means the puck was 500.346 times the speed of Light. So his fist can travel 500.346 times the speed of light

[astral basin]

Its 10:50 on a Saturday night
We are working. The bar visitors are about to flood the store before the sunday shut off for their last minute beer

[gloomy tartan]

Popeye is built different.

[astral basin]

Popeye is an old timey cartoon

[gloomy tartan]

Which are all built different

But Popeye is the old man ontop of the mountain of over powered characters

[tawny hearth]

i could see it possibly being like a big finale boss for the story like... way down the line, in a "we need to get him gone now before he makes it that bad because he literally just arrived" sort of thing... or something on its level that we were slightly to late stopping a summoning or something

but that depends on where the story actually goes

[somber stream]

Cheese noodle ramen and cheap beer for the weekend hits different

[gloomy tartan]

Popeye also punched bluto so hard once when he landed the earth fucking tilted

[somber stream]

Mostly poverty, but different

[abstract junco]

bleh

[gloomy tartan]

The entire planet tilted from the impact

[tawny hearth]

bluto was also a bit of a powerhouse tho, olive had a type lol

[gloomy tartan]

That’s another thing

Just picked these two genetic freaks lmao

[tawny hearth]

i think she just liked to watch the fights personally

[gloomy tartan]

Bluto goes from super sleezy to less of a jerk depending on the episode of the cartoon

Sometimes him and popeye are rivals

Other times straight up enemies

I get Virgil and Dante vibes

Like they have known eachother for several years and often are co workers and lived next to eachother forever

[tawny hearth]

what even is cheese ramen?

[somber stream]

So you put cheese, right?

In ramen

[gloomy tartan]

Something they would burn you for making in Salem witch trials

[tawny hearth]

[somber stream]

Taa daaa

[tawny hearth]

i don't like the sound of it but as long as you like it i'm happy

[somber stream]

It's a very popular way to eat ramen

Especially in Korea

[abstract junco]

That sounds yucky

[somber stream]

You sounds yucky

[tawny hearth]

i just don't feel like the way that texture of noodle would be nice with cheese but i am willing to say i might be wrong and it might be awesome

[abstract junco]

Awh....

[somber stream]

I've had that very same reservation at first

[tawny hearth]

i just feel like you need a different grain noodle with cheese

[somber stream]

But, you don't know until you try

[somber stream]

I jest xoxo

[somber stream]

Ramyeon works like a charm

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oh4VS9gW1vo

[astral basin]

I was thinking something similar
A sabotage mission
“We caught wind of a high value cult leader in this sector, but all teams went dark. Muck up as much as you can to flush them out, and we will be waiting for the push.”

Mission starts. Lot of gas in the area. You hit the vents to clear the way, break some machines. See something big fall, and a lot of noise happens. Surprise, its assassination. The rest of the mission has you screaming “OH GOD GOGOGO HIT THE VENTS SHOOT IT SHOOT IT HIT THE VENTS AGAIN” in 3 other sections, with the in between paths being a mix of ductwork and tunnels

[abstract junco]

<3

[tawny hearth]

lol i'lll maybe try it

[gloomy tartan]

Tell us if it makes you explode

[somber stream]

Though i do recommend using real cheese instead of those American... things

[astral basin]

Meanwhile the entire vox chatter is “what the hell are you doing down there” and spotty jammed signals
Maybe some other “WHAT IS THAT” to make it a horror vibe

[astral basin]

American Cheddar is another Canadian product by the by

[tawny hearth]

lol most cheese in america is real to be fair, we have whole sections of the store dedicated to cheeses, sometimes whole store that are just cheese

[fluid gust]

make the final boss of the story a great unclean one

that would be a good aura farm for our characters

[astral basin]

And a death guard isnt?

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna fight a plague marine

[somber stream]

I recall Lucia making a 1 hour rant about these

[fluid gust]

it is but like a great unclean one also has a lot of aura

[gloomy tartan]

Brunt killed a chaos marine with his recon squad

[astral basin]

Stink aura maybe

[fluid gust]

that, right there, is a double entendre

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna fight a plague marine

[abstract junco]

Do not diss wisconsin cheese

[tawny hearth]

"american cheese" is just a "oh man what do we do with all this skim milk byproduct?!" after the whole low fat/skim milk thing started

[astral basin]

Who is Wisconsin

[fluid gust]

realistically at this point I think our 4 characters can take on like 6 fuckin plague marines easy with meta builds

mortarion when he witnesses a psyker rambling about his beloved and cleaving 3 of his sons in twain with blaze force greatsword special attack

[dense heart]

We’d get folded if we fought it head on……first we should weakened it, then aura farm (like space marines with hive tyrant)

[somber stream]

I meant the ultra processed slices you normally found on the burgers

[astral basin]

Thats gameplay power creep talking
Heresy is closer to whats actually happening

[gloomy tartan]

I we could go in a factory making nurgle enemy types

[fluid gust]

yeah I mean it'd be funny if they go all in on the gameplay powercreep

[gloomy tartan]

Covered in nurgle shit

[tawny hearth]

i think we could have a good fight against a marine of some character yeah... its more the implications of a marine being there more than the fight which is why it would have to be an end of story thing if anything

[gloomy tartan]

Likes organic plague factory we go in to blow up

[fluid gust]

I doubt there'd be only a single plague marine there anyways to be honest

[gloomy tartan]

Multiple bosses ending with a plague marine

[fluid gust]

I just wish theyd add more daemonic enemies

would be cool

[gloomy tartan]

Four at once?

[tawny hearth]

naw, some of the stuff we fight would be able to at least trouble a marine, like a normal squaddie marine

[cosmic burrow]

Gw said no

[tawny hearth]

this actually happens if its someone of note coming in to set things up, like its happened in both stories and some games (like rogue trader as an easy example)

[fluid gust]

is rogue trader canon

idk if it is

[tawny hearth]

someone of note meaning like... at least a step up from just grunt

[fluid gust]

if so they'd prolly do that

[cosmic burrow]

Everything is cannon. Not everything is true

[tawny hearth]

its pretty spot on for the power level you could get in the table top rpg

[abstract junco]

Oh those? yeah....

[dense heart]

That one ultramarine that got jumped by 4 tzaangors is not beating the allegations

[abstract junco]

Corporate Slopmerica is NOT America!

[tawny hearth]

like you could fight and take down a chaos marine in the trpg of rogue trader

[tawny hearth]

theres a shortstory i like in which multiple space marines lose to a poxie horde bad enough that one of them dies... also a big bad marine died to a stick once

[astral basin]

I do not think we fight the sheer amount of ogryns we see
But
Plogryn? Our baby bon? Small squad of sustained fire hucking grenades easy
The bon itself is half the size of a real beast of nurgle

[tawny hearth]

i think we are supposed to take the preset hordes of the actual campaign as something closer to the "reality" but probably still a bit of an approximation

[fluid gust]

powerscaling in 40k is inconsistent which is why i wouldnt be surprised if they throw in a great unclean one and we just mop the floor with it cause we're named characters

[dense heart]

The wonders of Warhammer, when you’re the supposed angel of death, but that title is meaningless when you’re still a lousy super soldier that our ogs can match physically

[tawny hearth]

lol most of the grandeur of it all was part of the emps doing to help explain it all quickly no matter the worlds technology level.... its why he was kind of so level with mars and basically cut them a deal, they were early and high tech enough to be let in at a higher level while he was around to decide

[oak nexus]

how do you gamers get more diamantine

im so broke

[astral basin]

Tzaangors being treated as chaff enemies is a small crime
Especially in space marine 2 where named characters butcher their way through waves of monsters and take down large targets that typically need heavier weapons to deal with

[tawny hearth]

play alot and treat all loot like candy, eventually i made a game of trying to loot between swings in fights to make me grab more... if i'm really broke then i just run mortis trials and play some havoc for the weekly reward

[astral basin]

I don’t spend it

[tender horizon]

Nah. Not actually named after the utensil. Like to let people guess what it actually means tho.

[nocturne bloom]

Left my 1911 in the bathroom when I was showering and now I have to take it back apart and get the moisture out

[tawny hearth]

i should say mortis trials don't give you more, but all of it is always grabbed so its easier to get more

[abstract junco]

You shower with your gun in the room? So American

[dense heart]

Thanks for reminding me of the inconsistency. Forgot something mentioned in lore that they aren’t just as you put it “small chaff”

[nocturne bloom]

You max everything out and then never touch it duh

[oak nexus]

I cant max anything out cause im broke!!!

[tawny hearth]

that would be considered weird even in america tbh

[nocturne bloom]

It is an extension of me

[oak nexus]

guh

[mental surge]

三年飛ばず鳴かず - 自製 - 頭角を現す- 忍耐 - {Psalm 34:19 | Psalm 144:1} - 心技体 - 切属 - {Isaiah 44:22} - {John 14:27} - {Proverbs 27:17} 精神力.

[tawny hearth]

have you tried not being broke?

[abstract junco]

Oklahoma

[fluid gust]

what the sigma

[oak nexus]

sigmar

[nocturne bloom]

Mate I met 3 people in Georgia who had guns stashed all over their house in the event they needed one on a specific spot
Taking something off my belt is nothing

[tawny hearth]

naw its a step more than that, its someone from oklahoma that moved to texas to pretend to be a cowboy

[tawny hearth]

lol it isn't the majority, i know people who've thought their dog was a demon and tried to attack it to protect their family... that doesn't mean its the norm

[nocturne bloom]

Guy empties his pockets before taking a shower, isnt normal

[tawny hearth]

lol yeah sure thats what i said

[nocturne bloom]

Solid point, ill throw it in with the washer next time

[tawny hearth]

i mean you can pretend my point was alot more absurd if it makes you feel better

i am fine with that

[nocturne bloom]

Ultimately all it is was that though

[tawny hearth]

sure is sport

[whole bough]

depends on what you consider cheats tbh

theres some mods that some people call cheats but arent realy

[tawny hearth]

theres basically no like.. actual rager hackers tho yeah

at least not enough to run into any

[lapis basin]

I forget to spend it

[tawny hearth]

in vt2 i forgot to open boxes till i had like hundreds... it was awful to clear

[lapis basin]

I just chill with my spicy psyker

Im somehow always low on gold though

Somehow.....

[tawny hearth]

lol the outfits cost like well over 1 mill so that might be it

[astral basin]

Im trying to remember what game it was
That if you took the- no thats still space marine
Humans look pitifully small in space marine

Wasnt there another game…?

[tawny hearth]

space marines weren't that big in dawn of war 1 if i am thinking right

unless you're like trying to make another point

[astral basin]

Space marine 2

Humans were thigh height

[tawny hearth]

lol that doesn't feel right

aren't marines like 7 or 8 feet? in armor or am i way off?

[oak nexus]

ogryn moment

[astral basin]

Something like that
Its grandiosity
They never put a human and a marine side by side for comparison
At least the techpriests on the ship were above waist height

[long sigil]

wait

is it new skin day?

[astral basin]

Void crew

[tawny hearth]

lol techpriests are weird because some of them are suuuper hunched over

[long sigil]

cool

[astral basin]

Get your zealot gimp mask bart

[golden pawn]

I really don't like this event. Lol.

[long sigil]

wait its not new

[tawny hearth]

is it a returning set this time?

[long sigil]

nah

[whole bough]

it sucks so fucking much when you crash at the end of the fucking mission so you dont get anything for doing an entire mission

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

Not even a reconnect option

[tawny hearth]

yeah it would be nice if they could like... hang on to it so you can reconnect to the end screen... not sure what the net code for it even looks like so i don't know if its like... possible

as in it might be a "broken from the ground up" problem but i have no clue

[whole bough]

this wasnt neccesarilly a fatshark issue

it was cause my shitty psu

but it didnt let me reconnect anyways

idk if the mission ended or it just doesnt allow it at the end

[whole bough]

but also optimize game when

still got shitass performance since that patch

[tawny hearth]

sometimes the reconnect is buggy either way from what i've played, but i don't really dc alot... probably ended tho

[somber stream]

Keanu formed a band goes by 'Dogstar' now huh

Guy's rocking that guitar like Johnny manifested too

[carmine cave]

amen

[tawny hearth]

slowly he'll become johnny, some he'll have one of the first robo arms

[quaint moss]

🦈

[somber stream]

Arasaka concert when

[cosmic burrow]

johnny guitar?

[carmine cave]

Anyone able to help me with dark communion

[quaint moss]

good song

[tawny hearth]

silverhand

[cosmic burrow]

what happened

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlqLaaPbB1c

[quaint moss]

johnny silver legs

[carmine cave]

got fuckijng railed with 4 orgams

[cosmic burrow]

what?

[analog marsh]

"Hey now, you're a Dogstar, get your leash on, go walk"

[somber stream]

"And all that glitters is gold~"

[sinful relic]

Question for you scum players, do you prefer the needle gun or auto pistols?

I'm loving the needle myself

[tawny hearth]

out of the two i like needle gun but i mostly melee and its good for that

lol its good on both tho tbh

[sinful relic]

I'm going full adrenaline build with mk 2 needier for big guys

[tawny hearth]

i do that or bistol myself

[analog marsh]

needle gun is great boss/ogryn deleter, but can also fuck up hordes with the alt fire.

[tawny hearth]

i think i use the mk 1 needle tho, but both are good

[sinful relic]

Mk 4 for specialist I think and mk2 for hordes and ogryn is what felt right in meat grinder testing for raw number testing

[tawny hearth]

i use whatever the single target one is i thikn

[sinful relic]

And crow bar feels the best, but saw is fun

[tawny hearth]

lol i can never remember marks except for the mk3 shovel

[river ingot]

new chainsword variant 😭

[misty smelt]

i was just working on a couple masteries for scum this past week and i did the crowbar and it is fun as hell

i still think shivs are my favorite tho

[sinful relic]

Crowbar for meth freeman

[misty smelt]

i like the dual pistols the most but i built around them a lot, needle pistol is great tho too

i love just shooting a couple crushers with the needle and then going back to hoard clearing. its funny just watching them fall over before they even get to overhead you

[cosmic burrow]

dual pistols work as a revolver sidegrade

[sinful relic]

Combine that with a smite psyker and you got a pretty good combo

[tender horizon]

.45s

I kinda hate needler I'm ngl

[sinful relic]

It's my work horse weapon , but the45s are so fun to pop heads with

[tender horizon]

It's very boring

[twin flower]

guess every class has that one weap

[carmine cave]

anyone on can help grp with me to complete the dark communion

[sinful relic]

I use the infantry las gun for fun, even if it ain't great

You don't get to use a lasgun in too many 40k games, at least a proper one

I don't count the modded long las in hired gun

[cosmic burrow]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[sinful relic]

You know what this game needs? Friendly fire

[long sigil]

wtf

[misty smelt]

Good god I cant imagine friendly fire in this game

[long sigil]

go vt 2

[misty smelt]

Every time I play VT2 now i have to remember not to hit my teammates because ive gotten used to darktide lol

[sinful relic]

I play grail knight so I don't have to worry

[long sigil]

i like zealot

what

[sinful relic]

Now the important question

What personality is your zealot

[long sigil]

wait

i dont know eng called my zealot personality

typing

ah yeah

The Agitator

[sinful relic]

Respectable, you don't see them often

Most are fanatics

Which is understandable her VA is Great

[long sigil]

her?

my zealot is male

[tender horizon]

I prefer male fanatic tbh, funnier

[austere prism]

can you not name your character Shiller anymore?

[whole bough]

theres a lot of names that arent allowed because the filter sucks

[delicate vapor]

hrmm

[whole bough]

cant use scum cause the c word

its not even allowed on the discord either

[astral basin]

Nanananananana

[cosmic burrow]

batman

[astral basin]

[sleek harness]

I tired

[astral basin]

Really

[nocturne bloom]

I think 3 of my characters have names that cant be used anymore

And its literally just Lamia Junkie

[hazy kestrel]

Rest in peace, Ogrynheimer.

But then again…Oppenheimer still works.

[boreal heron]

Anyone wants to help me complete 2 event missions? I will not be on vox, my gamer tag is Caithanos, im on ps

[cosmic burrow]

its not how it works in darktide

you need to post up your fatshark friend code

also

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[boreal heron]

Ok, my bad, my code is 9323659003

[cosmic burrow]

yeah now read what i sent you

also dont bother with console channels for lfg

[rain pilot]

I am

[astral basin]

So youre telling me
I wont be able to name my arby “scum-pegger”?

@nocturne bloom

[nocturne bloom]

?

idk

go try

[astral basin]

I cant im working

[delicate vapor]

@nocturne bloom

im eating fried shrimp

just letting YOU know

[nocturne bloom]

i dont like seafood

[delicate vapor]

🔥

[split mauve]

it's just so shrimple

[rancid shore]

Morn lads

[astral basin]

The f in my name stands for “financially stable”

[tired steeple]

Mess with the best suck on my chest

[long sigil]

ew

Paris Fashion is fucked

why chaos cult come to paris

[somber stream]

Today Bart discovered high fasion

[astral basin]

Theres a whole thing

Fashion show

Get to see all the funky outfits

[nocturne bloom]

Bleh

Drank so much I didnt realize what time it was

[hidden whale]

ew alcohol

[nocturne bloom]

Womp womp

[cosmic burrow]

beer is good

but i have too small work boots

and got blisters

good i have some older work boots

[nimble salmon]

Womp womp indeed