general-chat

[rain pilot]

Skaven is someone to shoot

Join us and you get comfort

And support

And a gun

[rancid shore]

After being here for a bit i'm still random to you?

Damn

[rain pilot]

To kill the rst

[feral vessel]

They're one of the few people here worth more than half an ass.

Proof of that being some of you fucking lot.

[rain pilot]

Damn

[sleek harness]

Mister

[rain pilot]

So mean

[rancid shore]

What

[rain pilot]

After all I said

[sleek harness]

I don't which part of your name to use as your name

[rancid shore]

Just recaf

[sleek harness]

God then

[rain pilot]

Cheese is so angy

[rancid shore]

It has always been my name here

[sleek harness]

God defend me

[rain pilot]

No

God wouldn't have you here if they saved you skaven

[sleek harness]

Did you just called me Slaven

What the fuck dude

[rain pilot]

Yes

[rancid shore]

Hmm sorry I'll be back later

[jaunty path]

I think im done 4 now

[stuck crescent]

Slaven skaven

[jaunty path]

Y leave

[rain pilot]

Yeeee

Slaven

[sleek harness]

Send the most wholesome sticker

[rain pilot]

Skaven

[rancid shore]

Huh?

[feral vessel]

download half life 2 'horror colour correction' mod
game suddenly looks like it's had saturation turned up to 200

[sleek harness]

This isn't wholesome

[sleek harness]

Recaf

[visual vortex]

@feral vessel check steam

Sorry i was eating crab

[dire kayak]

THE FRAUD TRAUMA

[sleek harness]

Wheres the angry version

[feral vessel]

I noticed.

thanks

[sleek harness]

Perfect

[rain pilot]

I am gonna do sad nap

[sleek harness]

He gave you Funger?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

But only the first one

I need gamvling money

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[rancid shore]

Sup?

[sleek harness]

What do you think of us

[dire kayak]

literally me

[rancid shore]

Weird question

But y'all seem cool

[brazen pelican]

Why? :<

[rancid shore]

No complains from me

[dire kayak]

i need to bite someone

also question

[sleek harness]

I usually ask weird questions randomly

[sleek harness]

Cool

[rancid shore]

Fair

[dire kayak]

slaaneshi will i get beaten with hammers if i add you

[jaunty path]

I eat ppl

[rancid shore]

Well alright

[sleek harness]

Of course you do

Coffin game player

[dire kayak]

i do tooooo

[lilac crag]

good evening

[feral vessel]

Yuh.

[dire kayak]

hoouugghhhh

[lilac crag]

that's so true..

[patent grove]

Did.. you just cough up a hairball

[tired steeple]

I wanna go back into the primordial soup

[feral vessel]

Yucky.

[tired steeple]

Are you okay

You keep using that emote

[keen moon]

when is the new units being added soon™ ?

[patent grove]

It's predicted to be released sometime between now and later

[keen moon]

[thin wagon]

They said it in the announcement. So you'd have to go back and check

[sleek harness]

Happy day! Right?

[dire kayak]

yesdssss

[rain pilot]

@dire kayak the cheese and rat said mean things

[sleek harness]

Who is cheese

[dire kayak]

[rain pilot]

Sergal

[sleek harness]

Merp you mean

[rain pilot]

Hugs

[south valve]

I've never heard such wisdom...

[stuck crescent]

Any ideas what the next drop from the slopshop will be?

Mordians would be cool

[dire kayak]

next week

[misty trench]

I'm Australian but I live in NA

on my 4th year

[stuck crescent]

Anything other than kreig would be cool

[misty trench]

(I miss australia dearly, it's much nicer there xdd)

[cosmic burrow]

north america is wide statement

everyonne will assume united states of shit

[misty trench]

ok uhhh Canadian west coast

[cosmic burrow]

canada?

youre good

[misty trench]

Australia is better is all

I didn't have to worry about my vitamin D levels or seasonal affective back home

[cosmic burrow]

i will always say that Polands the best

[thin wagon]

Shoulda picked a desert in NA. My vitamin D is thriving

[feral vessel]

I guess.

[south valve]

new Antioch?

[feral vessel]

Don't really know much anymore.

Just sorta living..

alive.

[thin wagon]

Nah I'm part of the Iron Sultunate of the Great Wall of Twin horns that pierce the sky

[whole glade]

me when

uhh

gug

[keen moon]

another day blessed to serve HIS will

[south valve]

Oh okay

[feral vessel]

is there any super secret panjabi method to download stalker anomaly without the download taking like 3 hours

[thin wagon]

Goated tc ref tho

[feral vessel]

My pants have remained unshitten for too long.

[feral vessel]

Why of course.

[south valve]

I haven't heard of the twin horns tbh

I need to read more sultanate lore, they're so cool

[thin wagon]

Oh that's just the full name. The twin horns represent the Sultanates supreme artillery

[south valve]

Ohhh okay

Is there artillery in tabletop?

[keen moon]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-tts-ending-warhammer-40k-gif-238833891737651337

[thin wagon]

Not quite yet, although if they do any campaigns near the great wall I do believe the area counts as hazardous as a result.

[jaunty path]

Do it do it do it do it do it

[keen moon]

sadge no gifs

[feral vessel]

Do..

,,what,,

[rain pilot]

I did not get goober hugs

[feral vessel]

exactly.

[thin wagon]

Artillery witch. Silly me

[rain pilot]

Day ruined

[south valve]

I think

[feral vessel]

Missus, you're being cryptic.

That's my job.

Bad Missus.

[jaunty path]

Shit yourself.

[south valve]

Missus is the seventh class????

[feral vessel]

Shur up fatass..

[south valve]

-# because the seventh class is cryptic

[dire kayak]

im the 7th class!

[jaunty path]

Shits lava

[south valve]

Oh okay

What are your blitzes?

[dire kayak]

you want to be hugged by me?

[feral vessel]

Throws a water bottle at people.

[dire kayak]

my combat ability is i just eat the enemy in front of me

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[south valve]

Right...

[feral vessel]

sounds like powercreep

[stuck crescent]

Do you atleast use a fork?

[south valve]

Seventh class is Krieg

[stuck crescent]

FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKK

[south valve]

*Hater

[dire kayak]

it has a long cooldown dont worry

[jaunty path]

Y h8 krieg

[stuck crescent]

Death korp? More like mid-korp

[feral vessel]

krieg hate is so forced...

I say, as I paint my Krieg minis without a care in the world

[dire kayak]

noo thats one of my melee weapons

[south valve]

Genuinely thought you were also speaking Welsh for a second

[ancient violet]

Welsh?

more like

Cringe

[south valve]

Oooooo

[feral vessel]

Welsh people?

[south valve]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[feral vessel]

Haven't heard of them in a while..

[dire kayak]

i have comically large spoon and comically large fork for my melees

[jaunty path]

Krieg haters are just jealous

[stuck crescent]

I don't really hate the krieg but they're easily my least favourite regiment

[little marten]

Guys

Crufts is on

[feral vessel]

What is..

[ancient violet]

*Gays

[feral vessel]

a Crufts?

[little marten]

It’s dog Olympics

[jaunty path]

Yeees

[dire kayak]

literally me rn

[stuck crescent]

They don't do anything for me, i find the guard compelling because they're human. Because they're just a normal men and women with a flashlight facing down the horrors of the galaxy. The krieg's whole thing is that they're faceless barely human clones with no real personality

[dire kayak]

gnawing on a chocolate bar

[feral vessel]

Orcka, shut your fucking mouth. Shut the lame excuse for a orifice you have on your disformed, mutated face. What anomaly field did you crawl out of to look like something even snorks wouldn't accept as one of their own?

Sorry, slight overreaction.

[little marten]

[south valve]

👀

[limpid vigil]

I need stupendium to do a 40k lore rap stat

[dire kayak]

poor orcka

[feral vessel]

I could ramble on longer but quite frankly I think that would be unkind

[dire kayak]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[stuck crescent]

Also don't care for Lyons, hated dead men walking

[jaunty path]

Ok but aura

[ancient violet]

alysa liu doing panthress dance for the 12th billion time on a clickbait channel 🛌🏻
french bulldog going fullspeed on an obstacle course with 0 inertia

[limpid vigil]

cuz wdym he put his toungue down a real silencer for a bit

[feral vessel]

Good idea.

[dire kayak]

AAAAAA I NEED ITTTTTT

[little marten]

This girl so sweaty damn she training that dog hard

[limpid vigil]

polyarmory top tier song no cap

[stuck crescent]

Agree to disagree. I prefer personality over aesthetics

[limpid vigil]

techpriests when gun - https://youtu.be/P_RHjQbQ6SM

[ancient violet]

humans shouldn't do sports for money in order to distract the masses from their own exploitation, change my mind

[little marten]

Would you trust a dog with your credit card

[ancient violet]

yes

[little marten]

What if it bought too many bones

[limpid vigil]

they trusted air bud with the final so why wouldn't i?

[feral vessel]

My rat is currently constructing a doomsphere in his cage.

What can I do to prevent this.

[little marten]

Based tbh

[ancient violet]

rat trap, shrimple

[limpid vigil]

why would you wanna prevent it?

[feral vessel]

Never talk to me again.

[limpid vigil]

one way would be getting a second dumber rat to balance that one out

[feral vessel]

Yes..

offset the cage IQ

[south valve]

That's fucked up

[feral vessel]

New PFP soon (tm) possibly (tm) tonight (tm)

[dire kayak]

@sleek harness tell merp's rat to behave itself

[ancient violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkxb1X0yuFc

[south valve]

Plot twist: Skaven IS the rat

[feral vessel]

ratten

[feral vessel]

did not apparently get the metaphor that episode is trying to convey

Typical..

failed rage baiter..

[jaunty path]

But the hype moments

[little marten]

STOP RAGE BAITING ME BROOOOO

[jaunty path]

Ngl. I didn't like the og book. The regiment still felt super hallow

But

[ancient violet]

I am not trying to rage bait them

[jaunty path]

They sell well unfortunately

[ancient violet]

if I was, youd know 😈

[little marten]

Quit baitin’ bro

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel burn your krieg minis

[south valve]

You're a master at baiting

[feral vessel]

Only thing you're good at baiting is master.

[limpid vigil]

i wonder if somebody ever made a krieg krieg (from borderlands) mini

[feral vessel]

That sounded better in my head.

[feral vessel]

No....

I'd get plastic vapor poisoning..

and I wouldn't be able to post dumb shit on the internet..

[stuck crescent]

Paint them yellow

[ancient violet]

I'm a professional master baiter this is true

[stuck crescent]

Llongyfarchiadau

[feral vessel]

why

[stuck crescent]

Steel legion

[feral vessel]

I don't even have any yellow except for a piss-ugly brass colour that came with my Army Painter set.

[misty trench]

based

[limpid vigil]

do you know why the combat shotgun sucks? (this is a joke)

because if you are single there is no thrill in pump action

[stuck crescent]

Go full circle and kitbash steel legion from kreig

[dire kayak]

yellow just sucks
yellow markers suck, yellow paint sucks

[stuck crescent]

Nah

Best colour

[feral vessel]

only good yellow is gold yellow

[limpid vigil]

but limon

and akita neru

[jaunty path]

Use your piss

[feral vessel]

Stop it..

[south valve]

but also

[feral vessel]

Missus..

[stuck crescent]

Better than grey or blue anyway

[feral vessel]

blue krieg minis rock, though

[thin wagon]

Pissmarines

[feral vessel]

they're french.

thus they have a reason to be soulless and suicidal

[dire kayak]

IM SO SORRY NERU

[limpid vigil]

shoutout to stupendium for that joke

[limpid vigil]

i wish i was that good at innuendo

[dire kayak]

[south valve]

Not sure who that is, but

[limpid vigil]

they are a song writer. They do parody songs

but they have bangers

[south valve]

Oh okay

[limpid vigil]

like vending machine of love

pls listen to that

[feral vessel]

My personal favourite from Stupendium is uh..

there's three, actually

[south valve]

Suppose I'm not doing anything right now

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel

[feral vessel]

What?

Where is this from.

This is being reported to the authorities immediately.

[patent grove]

Plampts

[limpid vigil]

YES YES

Another one !

[sleek harness]

No

Actually make chaos

[feral vessel]

You do not understand the deeper meaning behind that word, and I pray you won't find out.

[little marten]

PRETTIEST BITCH AWARD WHAAATTT

[limpid vigil]

Another one joins the enlightened ones!

[hidden whale]

what is a plampt

[dire kayak]

[limpid vigil]

(i apologise for what you will hear in that song)

[hidden whale]

is this HDG related

[feral vessel]

Don't speak it here,

[limpid vigil]

(From the bottom of my heart truly)

[feral vessel]

literal kink setting dawg 😭

[jaunty path]

No

[limpid vigil]

What?

[feral vessel]

there's KIDS in here and shite

[south valve]

DAAAMMNNN, this is jazzy af

[dire kayak]

literally me

[sleek harness]

Who the hell is the kid

[limpid vigil]

I KNOW

[little marten]

What’s hdg

[south valve]

not sure I'm following all the euphemisms

[feral vessel]

MISSUS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

[hidden whale]

[jaunty path]

I didn't say anything

You did merp

[wintry tapir]

Brain scrampled egg

[little marten]

🤷‍♀️

[jaunty path]

Blessed are the ignorant

[limpid vigil]

I don't even know em all and i listened to this song more than 100+ times since it came out (heh)

[little marten]

I was born just before iPads were assigned at birth

Forgive me

[dire kayak]

literally me,,,

[south valve]

"Bring or a Mister or a Missus home for dinner"

[limpid vigil]

what is it tho?

[feral vessel]

bleesed is the mind that doesn't know

[south valve]

lol fair

[feral vessel]

dm

[little marten]

But what is it

[south valve]

it goes hard 🔥

[patent grove]

Well now I gotta google

[feral vessel]

DIRECT
FUCKING
MESSAGE.

IDIOTS

MORONS

[little marten]

Is it an acronym

[feral vessel]

ALL MY DARKTIDERS
ARE MORONS

[little marten]

Hidden dungeon group

[thin wagon]

What was it again?

Say it here

Directly

As a message

[jaunty path]

Plampt is just a weird way of spelling plant

[dire kayak]

tell me too

[sleek harness]

DFM?

[ancient violet]

Ok and?

[sleek harness]

Never heard this term

[little marten]

Moommm the kids are saying code words and not sharing what they mean again

[thin wagon]

Dude this happens so frequently

[stuck crescent]

Agree to disagree

[hidden whale]

speaking of this topic

[sleek harness]

It's for their secret cult

[hidden whale]

I just made vegetable soup

and its REALLY good

[feral vessel]

I'm distancing myself from this shiiit..

[jaunty path]

Wha kinda vege tables

[feral vessel]

Great!

[little marten]

😡

[feral vessel]

Did it taste good?

[patent grove]

plampt veggies

[little marten]

Oh lmao

[sleek harness]

What

[jaunty path]

Should I get out of bed

[sleek harness]

What

[thin wagon]

How
Dang
Good did it taste?

[little marten]

Thanks for dming me what it meant

What do the plant dudes look like?

[wintry tapir]

Is that a glaggle

[hidden whale]

it has onion, carrot, celery, garlic, diced tomato, black beans, chick peas, chili beans, potato, corn

[little marten]

Like humanoid or actual plants

[hidden whale]

yum

[feral vessel]

DM

[jaunty path]

Bruh

[hidden whale]

and I seasoned it with salt, black pepper, paprika, cumin, oregano

[dire kayak]

I HATE QUEST FISHING SO MUCH

[hidden whale]

and then serve it with whole grain penne

[little marten]

🤷‍♀️

[hidden whale]

yummers

[feral vessel]

wolfer laugh

[sleek harness]

Merp can I get a single picture of whatever this fetish thing is

No context

Just a single picture

[feral vessel]

tfym you mean a single picture

[thin wagon]

Little cayenne for my taste but otherwise a fantastic mix

[feral vessel]

how the fuck do i describe a fictional setting in a single picture

[little marten]

It’s environmentally conscious tbf

[dire kayak]

give me one too

[hidden whale]

see I love heat but ive had way too much spicy food recently

[dire kayak]

im curious

[hidden whale]

need a break

[sleek harness]

Why you said "you mean" 2 times

[thin wagon]

Oh than perfectly understandable

[jaunty path]

Goober I've wondered

[little marten]

It’s like planet of the apes OG but instead of monkeys the humans are hunted by tulips lmao

[feral vessel]

Shur up..

[jaunty path]

Are you an adult or no

[hidden whale]

unholy conversation

who dared throw this heretical acronym into chat

[feral vessel]

nurgle gamer

[jaunty path]

Im hungry

And yet

[feral vessel]

We should crucify him.

[little marten]

Oh

[jaunty path]

Don't want to cook

[little marten]

They’re humanoid

Kinda look like sylvari

[hidden whale]

meal prep is OP

[rancid shore]

Sup

[thin wagon]

Grilling is like cooking with less dishes

[hidden whale]

I usually cook enough for 3-5 meals at once

[dire kayak]

not telling here

[little marten]

[rancid shore]

Damn

[amber delta]

I thought it was obvious

[rancid shore]

The answer is no then

[little marten]

This has led to permabans before

[feral vessel]

Meh.

[rancid shore]

Sorry

[jaunty path]

K got the confirmation i needed

[feral vessel]

shut down this conversation before someone from up the ladder comes down

[jaunty path]

Phew

Shits everywhere

[little marten]

🌴👙🏖️🍺

[thin wagon]

Hdg

[feral vessel]

you fuckers be risking lots by talking about stupid shit like this

[rancid shore]

What

[little marten]

Holiday

[sleek harness]

Lots of what

Money?

[limpid vigil]

is this the fart servitor again?

[sleek harness]

If so I will instantly stop

And force yall to stop

[little marten]

Give me money

[sleek harness]

Give me money first

[rancid shore]

Money?

[jaunty path]

Pay me 50 bucks and I will be normal ALL day

[rancid shore]

I heard money?

[thin wagon]

Liss

Falsehoods

[little marten]

I went on a last minute holiday recently and it cost more than I thought

[hidden whale]

I spent 24 of my last 31 dollars on this soup

[rancid shore]

Liss

[dire kayak]

please nobody pay her i love her randomnes

[sleek harness]

Only way to make a freak stop being a freak is with capitalism

[limpid vigil]

i don't want money , i wanna be paid in outfits that look like they are from jojo's bizarre adventure

[sleek harness]

Great

[feral vessel]

Cring...

I do it for free.

Greedy, selfish.

[rancid shore]

That's....based

[limpid vigil]

i think im not the only one who would accept that

[sleek harness]

All humans are greedy and selfish

[feral vessel]

Huh. Good payment option, nephew.

[sleek harness]

You just act like you aren't

[little marten]

Not me

Loser

[thin wagon]

For this, I shall wait for you to slip, and when you fall I will be there to watch your crash from the heavens.

[sleek harness]

You aren't human

[little marten]

True

I lack the fragility of your flimsy race

[rancid shore]

Nurgle incarnate

[patent grove]

Heck yeah

[sleek harness]

Humans or skavens

[patent grove]

And Jojo poses

[dire kayak]

i LOVE how abnormal you all are

[feral vessel]

Stop... stop joybaiting me.

[little marten]

Whichever one you find more insulting

[sleek harness]

It's all Merp's fault ngl

[tired steeple]

Buuuurp

Yeah I love you too buuuuurp

Fuuuckin ell buuuurp

[dire kayak]

please never stop being how you are

[tired steeple]

I get worried when you use the weary emote

[feral vessel]

Typical skaven, dropping the blame on everyone else.

Is there any skaven-specific slurs?

[tired steeple]

You keep using it and I’m worried something bad happene

Happened

[feral vessel]

Asking for a friend from Helmgart.

[sleek harness]

Ratty

[feral vessel]

rat

[sleek harness]

No

Ratty

[feral vessel]

Oh, I got a good one, dirteater.

stonesnorter?

[sleek harness]

That doesn't make sense

The hell you talking about

[feral vessel]

chudling skaven

[little marten]

Curlytail motherfucker

[tired steeple]

Wouldn’t dirteater work better for gnome people

There aren’t any in warhammer

But still

… not that we know of

[round mica]

There are squats

[tired steeple]

I’ve never heard of squats ever being painted and payed

Played

Do people actually have votann armies

[patent grove]

Something bad besides eating uranium and bromine?

[round mica]

Thats the old name they are called Votann now

[sleek harness]

You suck at making racist insults ngl

[round mica]

Or something

But there are gnomes in 40k

[feral vessel]

I'll fucking kill you, rat.

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

[little marten]

Guttercunts

[tired steeple]

Call them chitterers

[round mica]

Don’t discriminate against vermin please

[stuck crescent]

Kill da rat

Kill da rat

[dire kayak]

meow

[tired steeple]

Meooowww

[rancid shore]

What don't kill em

[tired steeple]

I made a skaven list in aos

[rancid shore]

Now you may kill them

[tired steeple]

Heavily clan pestilens themed

Lot of plague monks

[stuck crescent]

Wait @sleek harness do you like krieg?

[rancid shore]

Krieg?

[tired steeple]

More like dogshit

[stuck crescent]

Autocorrect can get fucked

[dire kayak]

my favourite guardsman regiment is the tempestus scions

[rancid shore]

Lol

[misty trench]

tanith go hard tbh

[stuck crescent]

Better than krieg 👍

[misty trench]

low bar innit

[stuck crescent]

Very

[tired steeple]

Are scions still playable

They’re in killteam I know that

[sleek harness]

No

They are lame

[thin wagon]

Krieg slander, not surprising from the jealous masses.

[tired steeple]

They’re steel legion but shit

[sleek harness]

I readt it as Steal Legion for a sec

[tired steeple]

I went on a rant about why I think krieg defeat the purpose of the guard

[low blade]

Oh do tell

[tired steeple]

Let me find it

[thin wagon]

Falsehoods and slander I'll tell ya what defeats the purpose of the guard, being a fanatic over a pile of space rubble

[stuck crescent]

Don't kill da rat

[dire kayak]

bunies :3

[stuck crescent]

Don't kill da rat

[tired steeple]

.

[sleek harness]

Boober

Why'd want ot kill me

[thin wagon]

Lacking humanity in the 40k universe is a really interesting take on a gripe about a faction

[stuck crescent]

They're just....kinda boring

[dire kayak]

[thin wagon]

This.. this right here. Is an irrefutable argument.

I disagree but that is a matter of perspective at that point

[stuck crescent]

I just prefer my guard to have actually personality

[tired steeple]

Steel legion are actual people and also have the gas masks and jackets so it’s the best of both worlds

[thin wagon]

Yeah their personality looks amazing spread out the back of their head from enemy fire.

Give me the grim and gruff to get the job done.

[south valve]

Markiplier's been invited to the Oscars

[tired steeple]

Aw cool

[stuck crescent]

To me, and it's fine if you have a different opinion, the death korp are extremely shallow and carried by aesthetics

[thin wagon]

Weak looking gas masks and lame overalls.

[stuck crescent]

And Lyons books aren't good

[thin wagon]

That could be said about a lot of different guardsmans branches. The vostroyans or the catachan devils.

One is Russian the other are space Rambos.

[dire kayak]

i wanna bite someone

[tired steeple]

Zombies:

[stuck crescent]

Both those regiments have infinitely better books. Like the ciaphas cain books are soo good

[thin wagon]

That's a matter of opinion. As well as the tragedy of good and bad authors

[stuck crescent]

Sure

I'm not really looking to argue, I just don't find the krieg to be appealing

[south valve]

Bloober apocalypse

28 meals later

[thin wagon]

Shocking discovery from someone named "Krieg_hater#5" 🤣

[dire kayak]

yes

[round mica]

Krieg hater show us on the doll where krieg touched you

[stuck crescent]

Just think they're overrated

[patent grove]

I Know Who You Ate Last Summer

[south valve]

LMAO

Perfect

[round mica]

Not much regiments are a reference to real armies like krieg to german ww1

Thats why people love them

[stuck crescent]

Krieg are France

Tons of regiments are references to real armies

[floral ermine]

kreig are not germans

[limpid vigil]

Take out (as in get out)

[floral ermine]

and a lot of germans are just mish mashs of real armies

if u like kreig cause they're germans then bruh

[limpid vigil]

i like krieg cuz i like krieg from borderlands

is that bad?

[round mica]

They are a mix of both yes

[round mica]

I didn’t say I love them only because of it bruh

[green vector]

[dire kayak]

hehehe

big shoe

[round mica]

I said they are reference to real armies like german but not only

I meant ww1

[green vector]

this shit always makes me wary of krieg glazers

[stuck crescent]

Kreig fans not knowing krieg lore? Crazy

[tacit geode]

Nagoshi quick sell your shoes to fund gang of dragon

[whole glade]

i fucking love kitbashing age of Sugma vampires into night lords

[bitter matrix]

Guys I did it. I have all the havoc cosmetics. What do I do now though?

[round mica]

I know the lore ask me questions mf

[stuck crescent]

Going to be honest, not really into what you have going on

Just leaving it here

[little marten]

lol

[green vector]

wait how can you say krieg are not german

theyre inspired by different armies one being german lmao

[round mica]

I said not only german but ww1

[green vector]

ye i know

talking about krieg hater and that other mush

cba to scroll up

[stuck crescent]

Most of their design ques are from the French, other than the helmets and name being german

[green vector]

and the color

and the backpacks

and the emblems

[stuck crescent]

You mean blue?

[green vector]

grey mush

[stuck crescent]

They're blue now

[green vector]

wonder why they changed that

[stuck crescent]

Honestly kind of into to it

Think it stands out on the table better

[green vector]

me too even though i dont play tabletop

[nocturne bloom]

krieg arent german

[green vector]

[nocturne bloom]

they literally wear french shit

[green vector]

and german shit

and british shit

literally what i was saying

[patent grove]

If they're french why are they called krieg and not la guerre

[green vector]

cause theyre not german obv

[dire kayak]

west krieg is french, east krieg is german

debate solved

[round mica]

No one said they are german

[green vector]

[round mica]

Just a reference

[misty trench]

French Krieg 🗣️

[round mica]

I type too fast my bad

[outer bough]

Only certain regiments

And ye krieg are very much a planet of frenchies

[outer bough]

Planet name

[south valve]

Everyone in 40k has English accents so

Krieg are clearly Brits

/hj

[sleek harness]

I think they are all speaking in Roman language

It's just English for us to understand

[south valve]

Gothic?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[south valve]

Then they must be Italian

[sleek harness]

Theres no way that in 38k years after we would be speaking in English

[south valve]

I'd imagine if every country comes together into one big Imperium, it'd be a weird amalgamation of all languages

[outer bough]

Planets like Alecto from warhammer crime have alot of Russian sounding areas in varangantua and Eastern Europe themed names for people

[sleek harness]

No that would be like

In 4000

Imperium has million if colonies

They probably don't speak the same language anymore

[whole bough]

got one more part on the 15th

[gloomy tartan]

The krieg are French?

[south valve]

Guess so

[outer bough]

Like people need to remember alot of these people never interact with people on the other side of their planet nevermind a human from a different planet

[dire kayak]

mof

[stuck crescent]

Just find the whole "not many regiments are references to real armies" weirder then the krieg are German thing

Half of the guardsmen are just real militaries in space

[outer bough]

From what we are told in books that handle more day to day stuff they do largely due to things like the church but a lot of planets have their own spin on it like words that don’t mean anything off world etc

[green vector]

i find it weird people denying that they take inspiriation from german armies

[hazy kestrel]

French aesthetic, German planet / regiment name.

[green vector]

mega cope

[round mica]

Do you know the meaning of the word reference

That does limit it to only one thing

[gloomy tartan]

I just get a generalized European vibe from them

[hazy kestrel]

That works too

Lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Like German from the gas masks

You can say French from the clothing but a lot of European clothes were like that back then

[green vector]

the gas masks are british

[outer bough]

Large majority of the uniform is French inspired with small parts coming from British, German and one other country I always forget

[gloomy tartan]

I must not be good at my French history

[stuck crescent]

Half. The. Guard. Are. References.

[outer bough]

A lot of their named characters get very French inspired names

When they aren’t just called numbers

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I just allways associated them as the German themed style of combat and named generic WW1 aesthetic European themed guys

Krieg sounds German the style of swarm rush blitzkrieging

The rifles more retro aesthetic

Gadamn bayonets

HORSES

[stuck crescent]

So whenever Lyons is writing?

[gloomy tartan]

Trenches

It all screams WW1 and the krieg screams blitzkrieg in my brain

[green vector]

krieg sounds german probably because its a german word

[gloomy tartan]

Coats look like what every coat looked like back in WW1

Krieg is a good word

Germany cooked with blitzkrieg

The word

I mean the attack is effective too

[outer bough]

Looks like we will be getting a modern media iteration of a krieg guardsmen in the new rogue trader dlc

we can wait and see what they decide to make him as a little sample

[gloomy tartan]

I saw in the news bulletin were getting a ogryn with a elephant hat

[stuck wasp]

Tbf, the Krieg corp were an alternate paint scheme of another regiment that did get created upon the WW2 German army (Armageddon Steel Corp being themed on the African campaign side of the Germany)

[gloomy tartan]

And fucking new dogs

[south valve]

It means peace

[round mica]

I like how because I mistyped one time everyone is discussing krieg

[gloomy tartan]

Elephant man ogryn with his seeing eye dogs

I mean personally I’m more of a cadian man myzelf

[round mica]

Do you see it now Krieg Hater everyone cares about krieg

[outer bough]

I just woke up

[gloomy tartan]

Your planet exploding builds character

[stuck crescent]

Not entirely true

[gloomy tartan]

The krieg are like a guy who cheated on his girlfriend by trying to dump them and become independent

[stuck crescent]

Krieg were already a thing before steel legion, but they didn't have minis

[gloomy tartan]

That one king was all WE INDEPENDENT PBBBBHT 😝

[void smelt]

Ave Imperator 🙏

sup

[gloomy tartan]

Then the imperium made his general area a crater

[green vector]

[gloomy tartan]

And now the krieg are like BABY ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN

IM SORRY

and that’s why they die so much

Have to prove they loyalty

[void smelt]

is this an euphemism for something?

[zenith pollen]

hi chat how are yall doin

[gloomy tartan]

Some sort of orbital strike

[stuck crescent]

Been better

[whole bough]

ya

[gloomy tartan]

I forget what they did to kriegs planet

But I remember the fucked them up lol

Usually space weapons leave craters on planets

[green vector]

big e farted on it

[stuck wasp]

Armageddon Steel Legion is way old

And Krieg was created as alternate paint in White Dwarf initially, which there isn't unique.

[misty trench]

English, French, same thing

[south valve]

U WOT M8

[green vector]

not even close

[misty trench]

top 10 Normandy moments

[green vector]

comparing us to those white flag wavers is insane

[stuck wasp]

White flag meme, classed as American

[south valve]

Cheese eating surrenderers

[green vector]

based

[void smelt]

western europe same thing, same colonizer I reckon

[outer bough]

The tech priest responsible for making helbores and deathrider mounts showed the commander nukes under their city and on the anniversary feast of the emperors ascension he launched them while broadcasting across the planet that if the emperor could not have krieg then no one would have krieg

[misty trench]

look all I'm saying is, England fought a 100 years war over being rightfully more french than the french

they lost but still

[round mica]

You have angered the french now face the consequences

[green vector]

what they gonna do

run away?

[south valve]

That fact can't stop me

[green vector]

[outer bough]

Bold words from someone from Britain 3 Incan :3

[south valve]

because I don't know enough about it

[green vector]

same

[south valve]

[misty trench]

they exiled me for telling the truth (I made it up)

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, we had minis first. Just saying kreig technically weren't a colour scheme

[outer bough]

Didn’t even get to be Britain 2 New Zealand stole that from you

[patent grove]

Your inquisitor was a hamster and your techpriest smelt of elderberries!

[misty trench]

and now I live in Britain: the spin-off

the commonwealth really is just British All-stars

[delicate kite]

Can you guys shut up

Save atoma instead

[outer bough]

sampling everything but the real thing

[stuck wasp]

Do you mean Armageddon or Krieg ?

[misty trench]

I've been to London once and I will never go again

[gloomy tartan]

Tbf tho

[delicate kite]

Sounds about right

[stuck crescent]

Steel legion. Best legion

[delicate kite]

Same experience

[south valve]

I'm with you on that

[gloomy tartan]

France and England fighting kinda helped them both level up

Back in the day

[stuck wasp]

Isn't it more England: French Cross-over ?

[misty trench]

thanking my ancestors every day for getting sent to the penal colonies so I don't have to share a landmass with london

[outer bough]

Coming to the UK is really boring unless you are coming for an event

[gloomy tartan]

Like the hate for eachother helped them both go in insane training arcs

Which had crazy lasting effects on the world

[misty trench]

I did enjoy the historical stuff at least, and I'd love to go to Ireland and Scotland but alas

[gloomy tartan]

They were on the same level as the Spanish Inquisition

Where just the name made you go “ OH SHIT RUN”

[stuck wasp]

And Krieg were introduced in 3rd ed, and got their miniatures the following edition.
And in 3rd, it was Steel Legion painted grey

[misty trench]

yea the 100 years war is really interesting in how you watch both sides turn brutalising eachother into an art form

like they got into the science of how to fuck each other up

[gloomy tartan]

They became crazy big empires

The de facto big dogs

Like if you had one as a ally the other was likely a enemy

If you had both as a enemy you had no empire anymore let alone one as a enemy

[misty trench]

Paris and London combining their powers to create the world's worst river

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a secret weapon for when aliens attack

They blast the liquid death into the vents of the mechs they use

[misty trench]

Aliens attack, we lightly spritz them with water from the thames and watch them melt

[gloomy tartan]

I imagined it calcified them in a tomb of liquid death

Just poop water mummified inside of they’re mechs

crumble into ashes

[stuck crescent]

Again, not arguing, just saying krieg technically existed before steel legion, but where shallow and didn't have minis

Now their shallow and have minis

[south valve]

They're* 🤓 ☝️

[gloomy tartan]

You go on the frontlines now

[stuck crescent]

Cer I grafu

[misty trench]

we really need an Australian IG regiment and their storyline is fighting a hopeless war against alien megabirds

[green vector]

holy shit look at all these stickers

i had no idea

[gloomy tartan]

Hey would the planet of the apes monkeys help us fight of an alien invasion if it happened before we lost our large scale military ability?

[south valve]

"Car to scratch" - google translate

[gloomy tartan]

Or would they be traitor apes and betray earth

[stuck crescent]

......

[stuck crescent]

YEAH

[misty trench]

Apes would mog us both, straight up

primate sweep 🗣️ 🔥

[gloomy tartan]

Apes would use alien tech to take over other planets and earth ?

Ape space empire

[green vector]

them bitches going to hell just like harambe

[misty trench]

yeah and they'd enforce UBI, free healthcare and a 4 day work week

[gloomy tartan]

but then youd be a lower class citizen if you didn’t have a baboon ass

Remmeber the planet of the apes had classism

Based on ape race

[stuck wasp]

So any Penal regiment

[gloomy tartan]

Between the chimpanzees, Orangutan and gorillas, the apes had a class system of power based on what you were.

[stuck crescent]

Isn't there a Australian regiment in one of the tanith books?

[bitter matrix]

Chaos wastes hopium going straight in my veins

[gloomy tartan]

Throw some tribal tats on a ogryn

[whole glade]

ME WHEN NIGHT LORDS :3C

[dire kayak]

wait

koz

[whole glade]

wassup

[dire kayak]

you might've seen this before but i have a fanfiction that involves the night lords that i could send to you

[whole glade]

what kind...of fanfic?

[dire kayak]

not the dirty kind

[whole glade]

goog

gimme

[dire kayak]

okay one sec

[round mica]

Does it include flaying of a newborn?

[whole glade]

we dont kill kids.

[golden drum]

Guys, is someone using a macro to spam the staff of psyker inferno?

[nocturne bloom]

i wish it was called that

damn

[night grotto]

I'm loving this new optimization update.

[whole glade]

i just bout to hop on

havent playled since

[warm maple]

Orangutangs are fuckin' based

If I recall they are ones that don't normally attack Humans

[twilit python]

well i got through three uses of the lfg here without getting lobbied with weirdos 😭

guess i couldn't be lucky forever

[jaunty path]

@nocturne bloom hey how are you

[stark bobcat]

did something happen?

[twilit python]

yeah i played 90% of a match with a dude while another person was hanging out ostensibly waiting to play, other dude calls a guy in his current match a homophobic slur, other guy i was actually playing with seemed totally normal with it

just normal internet stuff unfortunately

[shut kayak]

hello
hi
hey

[twilit python]

i'm gonn make a rule that dipshits with trite unfunny jokes in their pronouns section on discord aren't allowed in the vc with me i'm just gonna dodge

[void smelt]

hello

hi

he

hey

[shut kayak]

hei

[stark bobcat]

If this happens in a voice call, make a report if you need. I frequent the party voice channel and get plenty of people that make the internet worse for others

[void smelt]

hei

[shut kayak]

sup

[void smelt]

not much hbu?

[thick fog]

Was on another server?

[dire kayak]

do you want me to eat them for you?

[twilit python]

naw it was in here

[shut kayak]

not much

[twilit python]

i made a report on one of em, don't remember who the first guy who originally said it was cuz he left before our match ended

[void smelt]

ok

[twilit python]

the heretics will get em don't worry

i'm gonna go prepare a yummy steak to cook soon and then throw up another lfg for non freaks

[stark bobcat]

Good luck and have fun. But make sure to make reports if you do get someone

[twilit python]

yeah we gotta weed these dweebs out

[regal fjord]

I got downed like three times in my first mission, gotta get good

[tender horizon]

We all start somewhere, good mentality to have tho

Someone came in here after getting dunked on early once and asked about cheat mods once, that was kinda funny

[south valve]

Don't think I've ever seen a cheater in DT

I have seen one in VT2 though

[tender horizon]

Surprisingly rare tbh

[round mica]

Skill issue

[tender horizon]

Very much so yes

"it couldn't be me, has to be the game" mentality

[sinful relic]

What do the two Different needle pistols do? Different debuffs?

[round mica]

He should take an L like a man to become better

[stark bobcat]

Go to scum chat

and open pins

[sinful relic]

Oooh ty

[round mica]

Your Darktide skill starts to grow when you acknowledge your mistakes

[cyan thistle]

ayy yoo theres 2 of us

[stuck crescent]

Oh no

[round mica]

Hello brother

[stuck crescent]

They're multiplying

We'll be overwhelmed

[cyan thistle]

Greetings brother

[smoky swift]

2

[round mica]

I noticed there are a lot of British people who play this game

[cyan thistle]

Brittish IP innit

[carmine cave]

need help killing the twins

[dire kayak]

yvonne is literally me

[round mica]

She is fat bro

[vapid matrix]

hi

[oak nexus]

gamin

[stark bobcat]

Hard mode or normal difficulty?

[void smelt]

who is yvonne

[carmine cave]

normal

[tender horizon]

I still need to do twins hard mode tbh

[stark bobcat]

hop on after CS

[tender horizon]

Hard to convince randoms to do it

Me or them?

[stark bobcat]

I can help quickly clear hard mode which will progress the campaign for you as well as completing the secrete penance

both tong

[tender horizon]

How long are you gonna be?

[stark bobcat]

less then 10

its 6:10

[tender horizon]

I'll eat faster

[south valve]

A horde of stinky people charging towards you, meaning you have to defend yourself with knives and WW1 rifles? Takes me back to my London visit

[void smelt]

eat slow, helps with digestion

[tender horizon]

Ping me when you're done

[carmine cave]

sounds good

[stark bobcat]

@tender horizon @carmine cave launching now, sarge I need your fatshark code. Social menu then press E

[tender horizon]

Fuck I need like

5 minutes tops

[stark bobcat]

I can wait, I dont mind

[tender horizon]

That was a fast throw lmfao

[stark bobcat]

lol

I was running it down

as always

[tender horizon]

Sometimes it works

Low Elo 5 man rush b cyka

[carmine cave]

9838332318

[tender horizon]

Launching game

[stark bobcat]

need fatshark code as well

[oak nexus]

can I join on twins

[tender horizon]

I'll find it

I swear I had you added at some point

We might've just been in VC together tho

[stark bobcat]

just vc

yeah

I only add people on steam

[oak nexus]

[stark bobcat]

fatshark system is not reliable enough

[tender horizon]

I can find you through kitty if you want

[stark bobcat]

this sadly means I have 116 friend requests on darktide

[stark bobcat]

check dms

[round mica]

So Darktide is just an average day in Britain

[south valve]

Plague Ogryns = when the true Brexit geezer walks in

[stuck crescent]

Reminds me of a Wembley game

[lusty crown]

God i can't wait for this event to be over already

[south valve]

Rager = Steve at the pub after a few too many pints

[abstract junco]

Specifically Manchester

But the snow maps are Shetland

[round mica]

Shitland lol

[south valve]

No Man's Land = Liverpool

[stuck crescent]

Nah, that's Blackpool

Got mugged in Blackpool

[south valve]

Oh fuck

[rugged fiber]

dead ass game

[south valve]

I'm sorry to hear that

[stuck crescent]

It happens

Why you always carry two wallets

[round mica]

Watch player count increase when new class drops

[south valve]

That's smart actually

[oak nexus]

ggs and ty for the penances!

[carmine cave]

thank you

[round mica]

If someone threatens you irl just threaten them back its that easy

[stuck crescent]

Knife beats fist, mate

[round mica]

Carry a knife too

[stuck crescent]

I'm good

[round mica]

Or a sabre like me on my pfp

[green vector]

not aloud in britain