Guilliman's alliance with the Eldar is nothing compared to the Guard's nonstop use of Ork reinforcements
#general-chat
grizzled plover
languid hazel
We’re never getting a ratling. Theymve confirmed this
rancid shore
FAAAAA
shell creek
They'd have to redesign all the maps to make ratlings playable. Don't count on it
rancid shore
We’re never getting a ratling. Theymve confirmed this
FAAAAAAAA
thin wagon
They'd have to redesign all the maps to make ratlings playable. Don't count on i...
Nah make em quick an nimble
grizzled plover
They'd have to redesign all the maps to make ratlings playable. Don't count on i...
I heavily disagree
shell creek
They've literally said this lol
languid hazel
They should give is a badmech class next :3
grizzled plover
They're wrong
south valve
They'd have to redesign all the maps to make ratlings playable. Don't count on i...
How so?
grizzled plover
Unironically they don't know what they're talking about
thin wagon
They've literally said this lol
Nah I asked em personally to reconsider
south valve
What would that effect though?
dire kayak
i want rogue trader but revolving around the mechanicus a LOT more
rancid shore
i want rogue trader but revolving around the mechanicus a LOT more
so....mechanicus?
the game?
shell creek
What would that effect though?
Traversing around the map properly, not being able to access parts of it that every other class can
rancid shore
ive already played so much mechanicus
wait for 2
south valve
Traversing around the map properly, not being able to access parts of it that ev...
Would it be for like combing up structures and things? Sorry, I'm having trouble picturing this
grizzled plover
Just give ratlings insane jumps tbh
thin wagon
Yeah jumping is rarely a hurdle
south valve
Oh jumping
dire kayak
the second that TWWH40k releases im gonna be playing only mechanicus
round mica
Next class is skitarii or assasin
south valve
I guess that makes sense
grizzled plover
Would it be for like combing up structures and things? Sorry, I'm having trouble...
They can't aim over most cover for one
thin wagon
Next class is skitarii or assasin
Ive heard no skitarii
south valve
Ohhh right
grizzled plover
Next class is skitarii or assasin
It's an ork
south valve
Next class is skitarii or assasin
aren't assassins a bit strong for this setting?
round mica
But I want squat for meme potential
rancid shore
It's an ork
but where's the source
grizzled plover
but where's the source
Came to me in an acid trip
rancid shore
ah fair
round mica
aren't assassins a bit strong for this setting?
Not officio assasinorum but like death cult assasin
grizzled plover
I don't do acid, but it did come to me in a dream
grizzled plover
Not officio assasinorum but like death cult assasin
Zealot already has death cult cosmetics iirc
shell creek
Also imagine trying to hit upper body weakpoints in melee as a ratling lmao. There's a reason why they're known for their sniping skills. I can't imagine fighting a crusher or a plague ogryn while you're that short would be fun
grizzled plover
Also imagine trying to hit upper body weakpoints in melee as a ratling lmao. The...
Bardin didn't have this issue and he didn't reach a chaos warrior's knee
shell creek
Bardin's a ripped dwarf
thin wagon
Ork ironically could be similar to ogryn size and smaller
grizzled plover
Bardin is shorter than ratlings
thin wagon
That'd be funny if the body type could be the two sizes
grizzled plover
He's like 2.5 feet tall
round mica
Ratling will have peak meme potential imagine 4 ratlings team
grizzled plover
That'd be funny if the body type could be the two sizes
Runty and Propa
south valve
Ogryns should be able to throw ratlings
thin wagon
Runty and Propa
You're a prophet
shell creek
He's like 2.5 feet tall
He's 4'2. That's like average ratling height
grizzled plover
Unfortunately I do think Arbi is as close as we're getting
grizzled plover
He's 4'2. That's like average ratling height
Then ratlings would play fine in melee
rancid shore
i know :c
grizzled plover
They also don't need to make height scales so different
thin wagon
i want a summoner class
Ad mech summoning like 3 or 4 servo skull sentries that just cycle las fire would be dope
grizzled plover
Ogryn min and max height is very small range
river ingot
weapons dlc pack 1 when?
rancid shore
no
grizzled plover
Never
Fatshark should just do a community request weapons pack soon tho
One melee and one ranged for each class and a couple cross class options for good measure
stuck crescent
Hellgun pls
dire kayak
Hellgun pls
grizzled plover
ughhh downloading takes so long
south valve
Oh okay
stuck crescent
What's a helgun?
Hotshot lasgun
south valve
I think we're in desperate need of some weapon variety no matter what it is tbh
stuck crescent
Ogryn needs it bad
queen pine
Yeah 2025 was fucking threadbare for new weapons compared to 2024
shell creek
Anyone? Willing to use chorus of spiritual fortitude as well
marsh iris
im going to steal all the nuclear stockpile and replace it with video games
south valve
Not sure if anyone will agree, but I feel like arbites could use more than just 4 unique weapons
ogryn's still the priority obviously, but yeah
blazing shadow
Why are people more of a jerk the more Havoc rank they have? Is some kind of synergy between skill and ego? The higher the Havoc level, the less chance you have of people returning a simple "Hello"
fucking weirdos
fiery wave
Why are people more of a jerk the more Havoc rank they have? Is some kind of syn...
Hard to type on controller and not die.
blazing shadow
Hard to type on controller and not die.
i mean you're at the lobby
nobody is going to kill you
maybe Hadron for play on controller
drowsy lynx
Anyone? Willing to use chorus of spiritual fortitude as well
this is what I run, but with a full sized boltgun. No reason you couldn't run a bolt pistol instead if you wanted:
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9ebd6aab-55f8-4c1a-80fe-86e5114788eb/mk10-relic-blade-bolter
stuck crescent
What kind?
stuck crescent
Amatrician?
stuck crescent
Chef Boyardee
Who?
sinful relic
Brutes and bombers as a vet is not fun.
Love it as a zealot, but holy shit I'm tired of bulwark walls
hazy kestrel
Brutes and bombers as a vet is not fun.
Love it as a zealot, but holy shit I'm ...
Krak grenades go brrr
rain pilot
I just shown how poor I am knowing canned food products
hazy kestrel
I just shown how poor I am knowing canned food products
Everyone knows Chef Boyardee lmao
You’re fine pal
rain pilot
I am the poor though
dire kayak
Krak grenades go brrr
i wanna eat a krak grenade,,,
rain pilot
Mmmmmm krack at grams
-greedy hive scum
shell creek
this is what I run, but with a full sized boltgun. No reason you couldn't run a ...
Thank you!
sinful relic
Finally found toxic shit talker in game though, saying I was terrible
fair bridge
did you barrel him
sinful relic
No idea
fair bridge
smh
sinful relic
It was a quick play brutes and bombers mission on hersey
fair bridge
all shit talkers get the barrel
dire kayak
Finally found toxic shit talker in game though, saying I was terrible
what were they called?
fair bridge
it's corporate policy
dire kayak
i found a toxic zealot ages ago on metalfab 36
sinful relic
what were they called?
Moloch
hazy kestrel
it's corporate policy
I don’t need a formal policy to barrel bastards. 
sinful relic
This when we were extracting btw
hazy kestrel
Also, imagine flaming someone on fucking heresy lmao.
Heresy might as well be uprising with how easy it is.
dire kayak
I don’t need a formal policy to barrel bastards. <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
i never get the opportunity to barrel people 
hazy kestrel
i never get the opportunity to barrel people <:nene_weary:1441785880691085343>
Idea: let them die when they inevitably get downed.
sinful relic
I got knocked down a floor level cuz a horde of busters spawned in the worst spot while I had no dodges or voc
shell creek
Wdym by barrel
stuck crescent
Barrel
hazy kestrel
Wdym by barrel
Barrel space program
shell creek
Oh blowing them up lmao
hazy kestrel
Yeah
novel ledge
The dead one
shell creek
which poxwalker variant is your favourite?
The water cartel one
rapid iris
today i was on Havoc 22 and had 3 rituals and twins in 1st room. Is this normal?
hazy kestrel
today i was on Havoc 22 and had 3 rituals and twins in 1st room. Is this normal?
Yes
Perfectly normal
Wait till you get to the high 30s
You’ll have 5 bosses in the first 5 seconds of exiting the starting area
rapid iris
Wait till you get to the high 30s
awww can't wait :3
marsh iris
we are not releasing the files, get down there rejects
dire kayak
Wait till you get to the high 30s
shell creek
we are not releasing the files, get down there rejects
The Guilliman Files
dire kayak
we are not releasing the files, get down there rejects
inquisitor grendyl never went to that daemon world
south valve
we are not releasing the files, get down there rejects
Rannick caught trying to go to Nox Alpha
marsh iris
somber stream
Man i want a smoke
tired steeple
I think my dog needs a bath
marsh iris
Man i want a smoke
i'd pass you some
south valve
Man i want a smoke
Veterans when they run out of smoke grenades:
patent grove
My psyker most certainly does NOT huff the fumes eminating from my inferno runestaff and I reject that accusation!
thin wagon
I think my dog needs a bath
I too need to bathe my pupster
sleek harness
Veterans when they run out of smoke grenades:
They never do
ember nimbus
spaceking son or hazbin hotel daughter?
sleek harness
All veterans run that one talent perk to get a grenade every 1 minute
south valve
They never do
Level 10 Veterans when they run out of smoke grenades:
sleek harness
Level 10 Veterans when they run out of smoke grenades:
They can just steal the grenade box
south valve
Level 10 Veterans when they run out of smoke grenades and their team keeps stealing the boxes:
sleek harness
Level 10 Veterans when they run out of smoke grenades and their team keeps steal...
I just made the counting
There were 4 grenade packs
south valve
Level 10 Veterans when they run out of smoke grenades and their team keeps stealing the boxes AND they can't find the boxes:
dire kayak
all roads lead to AAAAUUUGGHHHH MY SKINNNNN
south valve
What happened to your skin?
sleek harness
Bloober send that one sticker
dire kayak
river elbow
Average plumber in Philadelphia.
sleek harness
Yeah
If you fall into a gasoline tank and is burnt to death you should totally see a doctor ngl
cosmic burrow
She fell into the gasoline tank
falling into gasoline would choke the flame actually
its the vapor that really fucking flammable
sleek harness
falling into gasoline would choke the flame actually
The question is
Would you stay floating or would you dive
lilac crag
tonight is bad again
cosmic burrow
Would you stay floating or would you dive
die
sleek harness
tonight is bad again
Alex
sleek harness
Well, how about doing scribbles?
dire kayak
I can't do anything
MY SKINNNN IT BURNSSSS
lilac crag
MY SKINNNN IT BURNSSSS
hugs you with my awesome water cooling form
lilac crag
Well, how about doing scribbles?
I've been scribbling
abstract junco
feel tired
Had to go to a lesson while sick and tired
Safe to say I’m going to forget all of the material in 25 minutes
lilac crag
Safe to say I’m going to forget all of the material in 25 minutes
pat pat
lilac crag
Oh so my advice was so good that you already were doing it
yea
visual vortex
Hi
abstract junco
<@881391684318003210> cute pfp
Thank you
grizzled plover
No cosmetics for hive gangers either???
visual vortex
Hi
dire kayak
AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH
visual vortex
I got myself a birthday watermelon
rain pilot
I got myself a birthday watermelon
Mmmmm birthing melon
sleek harness
HE STOLE MY SKINNN
The fire?
visual vortex
I did?
dire kayak
HES THE ONE WHO STOLE MY SKIN
sleek harness
I did not
visual vortex
Ph
rain pilot
visual vortex
Uhhh what country are you in currently bloober?
dire kayak
Uhhh what country are you in currently bloober?
HELLLL
rain pilot
You're not cool like that
visual vortex
HELLLL
Damn
Im gping to presume ypu're american
Just put some duct tape and super glue pn yourself
You'll be fine
visual vortex
That would also be funny
abstract junco
Kebab
visual vortex
Bloober probably looks like mr krabs without his shell rn
cosmic burrow
then eat
rain pilot
stuck crescent
Or don't
rain pilot
stuck crescent
Alternatively you can just...starve
rain pilot
round mica
Alternatively you can just...starve
Imperial citizen rp
Work at manufactorum and starve to death
stuck crescent
Still better than being krieg
round mica
Still better than being krieg
You are jealous because God Emperor loves me
stuck crescent
Isn't your whole thing that you think the God Emperor hates you?
south valve
Still better than being krieg
Still better than being Welsh /j
stuck crescent
Cau hi
south valve
Sorry, I'll stop
round mica
Isn't your whole thing that you think the God Emperor hates you?
That was in the past and those heretics were nuked
round mica
I love God Emperor so much that I can nuke myself for him
stuck crescent
I like your funny words, Welsh man.
Rwy'n Dy Garu Di ❤️
round mica
So you are jealous because you won’t feel his light coming inside of you
stuck crescent
That was in the past and those heretics were nuked
Yeah but its all about generational guilt and stuff
stuck crescent
Yeah but its all about generational guilt and stuff
Well that a being lame af
south valve
Love at first sight
hazy kestrel
How to make a Welsh person fall in love with you in 3 simple steps:
-
Say you like their funny words.
-
???
-
Profit.
green vector
How to make a Welsh person fall in love with you in 3 simple steps:
1. Say you ...
- be a sheep
dire kayak
Make goober jerky
amber delta
beef jerky pizza
rain pilot
i have regrown my skin
stuck crescent
See
rain pilot
🔪
stuck crescent
Simple as
rain pilot
green vector
......twmffat
rain pilot
It's time
green vector
pop it in the poppity ping @stuck crescent
rain pilot
visual vortex
How to make a Welsh person fall in love with you in 3 simple steps:
1. Say you ...
No
rain pilot
visual vortex
You run up to them
Squeeze the sides of their head to the point of bruising
And yell
"LET ME FUCK!"
south valve
Ask to see their castle
visual vortex
Seems like it worked considering you had her in a relationship
south valve
Not a euphemism
south valve
Every Welsh person owns at least one castle
visual vortex
I dressed up as a woman
rain pilot
visual vortex
Every Welsh person owns at least one castle
Every michigan man owns at least two cars and ten different types of illegal guns hidden in the mattress
hazy kestrel
Every Welsh person owns at least one castle
I would like to go to a castle, another addition to my list of things to do before I die.
south valve
They're quite cool to be inside of actually
some of them ruin it with tourist stuff and gift shops, but still
south valve
Every Englishman has a picture of the Queen hung above their bed that they salute before they go to sleep (they don't gaf about the new king)
grizzled plover
Can I get a WAAAAAAAAAGH
dire kayak
Can I get a WAAAAAAAAAGH
mrrrp :3
grizzled plover
wwWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
hazy kestrel
Can I get a WAAAAAAAAAGH
hazy kestrel
What a wonderful WAAAAAAGH
dire kayak
nuzzles you
visual vortex
Isnt it funny
south valve
What a wonderful WAAAAAAGH
THIS GUY GETS IT
visual vortex
That we have a magical rock
visual vortex
But we stopped using it because a bunch of people mishandled it and neglected it?
south valve
Uhhh
grizzled plover
i think itz kinda stupid that the plate faces and nobz ain't gotz a gruttin cosmetic refresh in over a year
south valve
what?
visual vortex
Nuclear power
visual vortex
Yknow?
hazy kestrel
But we stopped using it because a bunch of people mishandled it and neglected it...
I wouldn’t call uranium a magical rock lmao
grizzled plover
But we stopped using it because a bunch of people mishandled it and neglected it...
we'z kept usin it
south valve
I see what you mean
grizzled plover
I wouldn’t call uranium a magical rock lmao
i dunno lad it literally curses everything around it to a slow, painful death for merely existing in the same space as it
hazy kestrel
i dunno lad it literally curses everything around it to a slow, painful death fo...
True
We can file it under bad magic, then.
visual vortex
It's literally the most powerful thing we have
grizzled plover
and we boil water with it
visual vortex
But we dont use it because of people cutting corners
Imagine the guns we could make with it
🤤
grizzled plover
depleted uranium ammo
visual vortex
A beautiful laser beam that boils the skin 🤤
grizzled plover
I am uninstalling darktide again until actual content change
we could like, get less armor spam
south valve
Is warpstone just uranium?
hazy kestrel
Is warpstone just uranium?
south valve
Oh
grizzled plover
warpstone is solidified magic
dire kayak
Is warpstone just uranium?
i eat warpstone
grizzled plover
uranium is solidified hate lmao
visual vortex
I love uranium
hazy kestrel
i eat warpstone
Skaven moment
rain pilot
I am
visual vortex
So much power yet so delicate
south valve
i eat warpstone
That explains some things
rain pilot
So
grizzled plover
anyways, we don't use U-235 in weapons or energy generation anymore because cobalt is better
south valve
about your skin
rain pilot
Sick
grizzled plover
At both
grizzled plover
dire kayak
Remember: Don’t eat muties pal!
i love eating muties
south valve
I'm starting to think you're a black hole in a trench coat
rain pilot
Agreed
hazy kestrel
How to make me almost choke on my food in 3 easy steps:
-
Post a cursed sticker / say something silly in general chat.
-
???
-
Profit.
south valve
How to make me almost choke on my food in 3 easy steps:
1. Post a cursed sticke...
Dammit, we were so close to getting them! /j
dire kayak
i dont think i can post the sticker i have in mind
hazy kestrel
Please do not
south valve
I'm really curious now
rain pilot
Goober is kidnapping people
hazy kestrel
This would be an agonizing death for me because I’m eating spicy food atm
stuck crescent
Ate soup
visual vortex
i dont think i can post the sticker i have in mind
Sescribe it
hazy kestrel
Oh man, I am immediately regretting eating spicy food in the morning.
stuck crescent
Was very soup
visual vortex
I have one of mr krabs sucking on rhe giant hand's thumb
hazy kestrel
It’s taking the highway down my intestines again..
rain pilot
hazy kestrel
I will return, maybe.
dire kayak
I will return, maybe.
stuck crescent
Should have ate soup instead
south valve
Was very soup
Souper
hazy kestrel
Should have ate soup instead
So true.
green vector
soup is garbage
visual vortex
Depends on the soup
green vector
id be a soup guy if i was a 17th century peasant
hollow sentinel
did they make brute and blast missions harder or have I just been getting unlucky
green vector
taties are bussin
visual vortex
Oh wait
south valve
Boil em, mash em
dire kayak
The ever humble potato:
potato,,,,
south valve
stick em in- WAIT
south valve
did they make brute and blast missions harder or have I just been getting unluck...
Don't think they've changed
visual vortex
So in the 17th century in like england they didnt have them
south valve
but I might be wrong
visual vortex
If they did it wouldnt be the dark ages
hollow sentinel
alright so I’ve been REAL unlucky got it
visual vortex
did they make brute and blast missions harder or have I just been getting unluck...
Yeah
hazy kestrel
I'm not really a soup guy
Give me some bread to dip in a soup and I’ll be good to go.
visual vortex
You have to take the event a bit slower
south valve
So in the 17th century in like england they didnt have them
Yeah that's definitely true
hollow sentinel
You have to take the event a bit slower
alr got it
hazy kestrel
You have to take the event a bit slower
Counterpoint: Just run it on uprising lmao
south valve
hazy kestrel
No need to suffer pal
hollow sentinel
cause I blasted through 7 missions, took a break then slogged through my 8th
dire kayak
Counterpoint: Just run it on uprising lmao
meowwww
hazy kestrel
Fish soup
Speaking of fish, I like crab cakes. They’re delicious.
Even if they do go right through me lmao
dire kayak
they're just silly little guys
literally me
stuck crescent
Love me some crab
south valve
You're a crab?
visual vortex
Crabs are my favourite animal
Final evolution
hazy kestrel
Crabs are my favourite animal
Same, if only they weren’t so delicious.
stuck crescent
Crabs are my favourite animal
Favourite crab?
marsh iris
tasty mf
stuck crescent
I like the fiddler crab. What are you even doing with that claw?
hazy kestrel
Horseshoe crabs are neat
visual vortex
I also like the ghost crabs
visual vortex
I like the fiddler crab. What are you even doing with that claw?
Selective mating by the females
The females like the males with bigger claw
So the ones with actually useful claws dont mate
stuck crescent
He's just soo funneh
south valve
Damn, I've only just seen this
it looks like something out of Aliens tbh
If you search 'types of crab', google gifs you crab asmr
marsh iris
mud crabs
stuck crescent
Crab...
Asmr?
marsh iris
big meaty claws
south valve
Crab...
Asmr?
Crab. Asmr.
marsh iris
whisper crab in my ear
south valve
-# crab
marsh iris
Extra hydraulics for hadron
auctioning hadron's old hydraulic fluids in a jar
rain pilot
auctioning hadron's old hydraulic fluids in a jar
No no no no no no no
marsh iris
yes
round mica
Are gonna give her thicc cheeks like that new tabltetop mechanicus miniature?
rain pilot
Stop that mad man
rain pilot
Are gonna give her thicc cheeks like that new tabltetop mechanicus miniature?
Excuse me
round mica
Hadron is getting behind
visual vortex
I am going to a crab place bow
rain pilot
Hadron is getting behind
Like tech wise or liiiiike
round mica
Then what did you mean by hydraulics lol
visual vortex
Are gonna give her thicc cheeks like that new tabltetop mechanicus miniature?
What miniature is it? Asking for a friend
azure cobalt
round mica
What miniature is it? Asking for a friend
round mica
Makes my cryonic rod hard
wooden creek
putting the sphere in noosphere
visual vortex
The entirety of the imperium would thrive if they let the normal guys crack the mechanicus mommies
south valve
Huh???
south valve
rain pilot
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/hd2ygsuz/defend-the-cadian-ga...
God damn
stuck crescent
The entirety of the imperium would thrive if they let the normal guys crack the ...
Gwyrdroi
Definitely using that word wrong
south valve
Apparently it means pervert
dire kayak
The entirety of the imperium would thrive if they let the normal guys crack the ...
absolutely not
visual vortex
You know im right
south valve
which is accurate
dire kayak
im part of the mechanicus-
green vector
LOOL
stuck crescent
Too late
visual vortex
Too early
stuck crescent
Yeah, just like my ex
visual vortex
The entirety of the imperium would thrive if they let the normal guys crack women
visual vortex
The entirety of the imperium would thrive if they let the normal guys crack the sister of battle mommies
That better?
south valve
Aren't they meant to be celabite?
stuck crescent
Sisters of battle can crack
south valve
Oh
stuck crescent
Aren't they meant to be celabite?
Weirdly no
visual vortex
Aren't they meant to be celabite?
They can crack
south valve
in that case... /j
south valve
They can crack
How do you know this btw?
visual vortex
I am walking in the path of my ancestors
south valve
🤨 📸
south valve
LA Noire doubt meme
visual vortex
Oh they released new ones?
whole glade
ya
visual vortex
Oh
visual vortex
Maybe they should make more guardsman ones
whole glade
and eldar
whole glade
Maybe they should make more guardsman ones
Blood pact.
whole glade
ugh
whole glade
I wanted night lord termies.
regal fjord
Hello, this is my first 40k game and I'm new to darktide, I know nothing about the universe but I'm diving head first
whole glade
idgaf about jump packs
visual vortex
Hello, this is my first 40k game and I'm new to darktide, I know nothing about t...
Good luck
Dont listen fo anyone that tells you to start at a certain point
stuck crescent
Mustard
regal fjord
Dont listen fo anyone that tells you to start at a certain point
Ye, I'm going Veteran class because I love guns and being the grunt of each team
round mica
The based class
stuck crescent
Best drip too
visual vortex
Psyker has the worst drip imaginable
whole glade
also i hated we didn’t get our own models, i hate using chaos units and models.
whole glade
ig red chorsairs are best models for it…
south valve
stupid ass helmet
visual vortex
Every other class it's fantastic
stuck crescent
Steel legion set was good for oyster
stuck crescent
Steel legion set was good for oyster
**pysker
round mica
Psyker has the worst drip imaginable
I physically cringe when they wear gorget and a skull mask
round mica
can you really make twinks in DT?
Just make a female character
round mica
I saw one with the nickname SupportFemboy
south valve
Not Rannick
regal fjord
all the men are pretty manly
I'm a manly man and I'll always be John Soldier
hidden whale
Hello, this is my first 40k game and I'm new to darktide, I know nothing about t...
ahem
tired steeple
I get it’s the grimdark 41st millennium right but it gets to a point
fluid gust
God I forgot how horrifically ugly everyone in this game is
dont disrespect sefoni like that
she's the most beautiful lady on the ship
tired steeple
Idk. Darktide has good looking characters. Abelard is like 60 and he’s a good looking guy
hidden whale
Hello, this is my first 40k game and I'm new to darktide, I know nothing about t...
"It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods."
regal fjord
God I forgot how horrifically ugly everyone in this game is
It's why helmets exists right?
hidden whale
ok have fun
tired steeple
*rogue trader
visual vortex
I get it’s the grimdark 41st millennium right but it gets to a point
I wouldnimagine the downtrodden people on a fucking prison ship to not look beautiful
tired steeple
It's why helmets exists right?
Probably
visual vortex
But maybe that's just me
dire kayak
i need a hug so badly
tired steeple
I wouldnimagine the downtrodden people on a fucking prison ship to not look beau...
I’m not expecting beauty
visual vortex
imagine not making twink pyskers.
Not everyone wants to be a twink
tired steeple
I’m expecting people being at least like average looking. But darktide characters go wayyyy too far into the other end
grizzled plover
Everyone in darktide looks fine imo?
thick fog
God I forgot how horrifically ugly everyone in this game is
Dont speak ill of my finest handsome classes
hidden whale
Everyone in darktide looks fine imo?
darktide characters are rather ugly
which is fine
grizzled plover
Ogryns aside, but their entire role is the big, slackjawed brute
grizzled plover
darktide characters are rather ugly
ehehhh
stuck crescent
God I forgot how horrifically ugly everyone in this game is
Hadron is beautiful
visual vortex
And not everyone cares for your sexuality in the worst time to be alive
grizzled plover
Not terribly so
thick fog
Imagine speaking ugly of morrow
regal fjord
"It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sa...
Dang, what a grim universe
visual vortex
I’m expecting people being at least like average looking. But darktide character...
Make your characters beautiful if you want
grizzled plover
There's a handful of pretty faces in the CC
tired steeple
Hadron manages to avoid being ugly by just removing half her face and replacing it with steel
hidden whale
Dang, what a grim universe
its not only grim, but dark
round mica
Character faces in Darktide look like heroin users mugshots
visual vortex
Character faces in Darktide look like heroin users mugshots
You're from a prison ship.
green vector
Character faces in Darktide look like heroin users mugshots
this tbh
grizzled plover
The thing is there's no typically gorgeous faces
whole glade
Not everyone wants to be a twink
awhhhh…. cmon…..it’s fun tho….
grizzled plover
It's easy to make a handsome butch zealot
visual vortex
awhhhh…. cmon…..it’s fun tho….<:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
No
grizzled plover
I'm very grateful for that
visual vortex
I dont want to be a twink
thick fog
You telling me in the grim dark universe, there's options for bad ugly faces?
regal fjord
Some people like to be twinks, and some like to be spacist
thick fog
I would have a night and date all my characters
green vector
i can forgive the faces but the hair in darktide is fucking dogshit
tired steeple
My only problem with the hair is how short it all is
regal fjord
i can forgive the faces but the hair in darktide is fucking dogshit
I assume there isn't a good hairstylist in Darktide?
tired steeple
I would have liked a few longer cuts
green vector
and how fucking weird the texture is
tired steeple
There’s a “barber”
green vector
way too thin
thick fog
There's the one with ponytail
visual vortex
My only problem with the hair is how short it all is
Would you want your enemies tugging on your hair?
tired steeple
It’s a game innit
dire kayak
visual vortex
Games have rules
tired steeple
Yeah there’s no hair grappling in darktide
visual vortex
And this is set in a universe where there are giant man-eating bugs
stuck crescent
Would you want your enemies tugging on your hair?
.....maybe
tired steeple
Also if that were the case shouldn’t like capes be banned
visual vortex
Id presume having long hair wouldnt be a smart choice in a fight
visual vortex
Also if that were the case shouldn’t like capes be banned
Capes are cooler
marsh iris
Would you want your enemies tugging on your hair?
tugging in tugtide
visual vortex
The main rule of 40k is that if it's cool then it soesnt matter
thick fog
The main rule of 40k is that if it's cool then it soesnt matter
You are cool, does that matter?
dire kayak
My only problem with the hair is how short it all is
LET ME GIVE MY ZEALOT WAIST LENGTH HAIR
visual vortex
With that said they should give us the scab captain over the shoulder fur capes
tired steeple
I just want it like shoulder length-ish
visual vortex
You are cool, does that matter?
I know im cool
sleek harness
LET ME GIVE MY ZEALOT WAIST LENGTH HAIR
I think that would be a burden for a class that is known for charging at the enemies at high speed
thick fog
With that said they should give us the scab captain over the shoulder fur capes
Only thing close enough is athonian rats
visual vortex
Sadly
thick fog
Did wish the fit was like actually full black
gloomy void
Yeah there’s no hair grappling in darktide
I wish there was
feral vessel
evening wifi fuckin me up bruh
feral vessel
9 gb file taking 33 days to donwload
tired steeple
Also I don’t think it would matter anyway. You’ve seen the wych cults
dire kayak
I think that would be a burden for a class that is known for charging at the ene...
PLEASEEE!!!!!!
sleek harness
I love fear and hunger
Both
visual vortex
I prefer the 1st one
visual vortex
Yeag
marsh iris
9 gb file taking 33 days to donwload
does your internet device happen to sound like star wars droid?
visual vortex
Which makes it more fun
feral vessel
Chat, are you stealing all my internet bandwidth?
visual vortex
Yeah
feral vessel
Karky little karkers.
sleek harness
Chat, are you stealing all my internet bandwidth?
I will give it back if you buy Funger
feral vessel
I do not have any cash on my Steam account.
visual vortex
I can gift merp them
sleek harness
I do not have any cash on my Steam account.
Poor
visual vortex
Merp add me on steam
sleek harness
visual vortex
I will gift you fnger
sleek harness
Also buy Funger 2 if you can
feral vessel
You act like I'm made out of money or something.
visual vortex
Also buy Funger 2 if you can
Dw i have $200 on my acc i can give him both
sleek harness
To survive
sleek harness
Dw i have $200 on my acc i can give him both
Great
tired steeple
I prefer funger 2
feral vessel
Dw i have $200 on my acc i can give him both
giv me stalker 2 and my life is yours
tired steeple
I have a steam deck now I could try stalker 2
visual vortex
Oh wait
feral vessel
'buy him peak'
visual vortex
I gambled most of it away
sleek harness
I gambled most of it away
Understandable
visual vortex
Okay i have $30
feral vessel
I don't play these grape fantasy games.
arctic shoal
Don't buy stalker 2.
viscid parrot
I have a steam deck now I could try stalker 2
Don't do it, That shit wont boot on it
arctic shoal
You can get STALKER GAMMA for free.
sleek harness
Don't buy stalker 2.
Hey Big
feral vessel
I have a steam deck now I could try stalker 2
that thing is going to explode.
green vector
sleek harness
I don't play these grape fantasy games.
So you don't like Darktide?
feral vessel
send invite
sleek harness
feral vessel
So you don't like Darktide?
What?
green vector
no its real
tired steeple
Wtf is stalker 2 made of
sleek harness
11 foot super humans
green vector
dumbass
tired steeple
Or are you saying the game has complete dogshit optimisation
round mica
Skaven has spoken the truth
low blade
Wtf is stalker 2 made of
Two Stalkers
green vector
Or are you saying the game has complete dogshit optimisation
cant be worse than darktide
physically impossible
low blade
cant be worse than darktide
Half-Sword, checkmate
tired steeple
Did they fix halfsword yet
green vector
Half-Sword, checkmate
feral vessel
oh I see
tired steeple
I saw how that was when it dropped on early access
sleek harness
Half-Sword, checkmate
Public Half Sword beta release
tired steeple
It was pretty terrible
sleek harness
The alpha was fine
feral vessel
Wtf is stalker 2 made of
black magic
the xray engine is about as radiactive as the elephant's foot
low blade
Public Half Sword beta release
How is a Beta worse
feral vessel
legends say not even the guys at GSC know how xray works
rain pilot
I need to be held half sword
wooden creek
black magic
the xray engine is about as radiactive as the elephant's foot
Stalker 2 uses UE5
sleek harness
How is a Beta *worse*
Optimization
feral vessel
I take it back.
tired steeple
Oh well whqt was thet other game I wanted to try
Tainted grail fall of avalon I think
feral vessel
I apologize for all above slander relating to the xray engine, this is all Unreal's fault.
feral vessel
Stalker 2 uses UE5
Soray.
i swear to fucking god steam if you launch one more random ass game update in the background while im trying to do something else
dire kayak
I apologize for all above slander relating to the xray engine, this is all Unrea...
merp
feral vessel
what..
sleek harness
Merp
feral vessel
download suckin up so much of my internet that even yt can't run..
i fucking hate wireless internet so much..
tired steeple
Filipino drake
feral vessel
why does wireless internet for pc even exist smh
sleek harness
I fucking love wireless internet so much
feral vessel
just drill a hole into your wall
feral vessel
I fucking love wireless internet so much
This is the reason why you have no friends.
feral vessel
i need headpats merpy <:nene_weary:1441785880691085343>
Then, receive.
sleek harness
This is the reason why you have no friends.
Can't really have my internet hoster on the side of my TV
And console
green vector
50ft ethernet cable gang
grizzled plover
There's literally no ethernet port in my entire room this shit SUCKS
feral vessel
Love drilling holes into my walls to get ethernet cables everywhere..
feral vessel
There's literally no ethernet port in my entire room this shit SUCKS
Make one.
grizzled plover
Can't, I rent
green vector
didnt drill anything
grizzled plover
I'm not giving this landlord a free ethernet port
rain pilot
didnt drill anything
Not yet
green vector
i just did it right
feral vessel
Can't, I rent
oooh, unfortunate
hidden whale
I'm not giving this landlord a free ethernet port
you probably dont even tip your landlord
grizzled plover
you probably dont even tip your landlord
Damn right
Comrade Mao annihilate this land-leasing scum
sleek harness
You need to make your house bug and rat able before adding internet cables
grizzled plover
he's living my paycheck to my paycheck lmao
feral vessel
Don't worry, landlords gon be in the same cesspit as the rest of us soon.
rain pilot
Pay me
feral vessel
Don't know if that's scary or comforting.
Just honest people trying to eke out a living like the rest of us, really.
grizzled plover
Ew I ain't sharing solidarity with my landlord lmao
rain pilot
I just want to be chill with people
grizzled plover
Landlords be like "lemme paint over the black mold that'll clean it up."
feral vessel
as long as it's not blackrock i guess
feral vessel
Was locked in a cab with a dude that really liked talking about stocks.
rain pilot
Landlords be like "lemme paint over the black mold that'll clean it up."
That seems to be everywhere these days
green vector
landlords be like im on my 5th holiday of the year atm ill get back to you
rain pilot
The black.mold
green vector
Heorthu, are you part of that anti-landlord subreddit?
nah i dont use reddit
dogshit
grizzled plover
That seems to be everywhere these days
thats how fungi be
sleek harness
nah i dont use reddit
But imagine a universe you did
rain pilot
thats how fungi be
More so
sleek harness
Would you be in that community
tired steeple
Rubs my huge tummy
rain pilot
Not finiance firms
green vector
big pun
grizzled plover
Everyone should have a home before anyone gets to own a second
sleek harness
Everyone should have a home before anyone gets to own a second
That's communism
sleek harness
feral vessel
is israel stealing my internet bandwidth
maybe those remarks on instagram are coming back to bite me in the ass
sleek harness
is israel stealing my internet bandwidth
Merp pay your internet already
So you can download funger
rain pilot
is israel stealing my internet bandwidth
Ukraine
feral vessel
Merp pay your internet already
It isn't my fault that it mysteriously drops like a fucking rock past 8 in the afternoon.
patent grove
No wiyas!
sleek harness
It isn't my fault that it mysteriously drops like a fucking rock past 8 in the a...
Maybe someone is just using your internet for their super computer
feral vessel
dude next door playing highguard on a NASA rig probably
arctic shoal
Patchie.
sleek harness
I am closing in on your location
Joe you are the least threatening person in this server ngl
feral vessel
He's a jester.
sleek harness
This is like, probably the first time you made a threat
jaunty path
sleek harness
rain pilot
Joe you are the least threatening person in this server ngl
Is that a compliment 😳
feral vessel
HI MISSUS
sleek harness
Is that a compliment 😳
No
hazy kestrel
Good afternoon
rain pilot
feral vessel
Could've chosen any other sticker to announce yourself with..
sleek harness
Yall, would you kill baby Laylay to save the world
rain pilot
jaunty path
Normalcy
sleek harness
Nomalcy
feral vessel
Missus, Herald of Slaanesh
hazy kestrel
Missus, Herald of Slaanesh
That title belongs to @brazen pelican
feral vessel
That title belongs to <@178154575914598401>
Slaaneshi neurolictor is less slaaneshi than Missus.
Per capita.
sleek harness
Been a while since I last saw Slaaneshi
dire kayak
John Dog Owner
dire kayak
Been a while since I last saw Slaaneshi
she was here a little ago
jaunty path
I had a dream about bugs bunny having dinner with toriel
sleek harness
she was here a little ago
What
sleek harness
I had a dream about bugs bunny having dinner with toriel
Furry Sans
rain pilot
hazy kestrel
Seems more normal than my dreams.
jaunty path
First it was being fooled into having several homestuck books
As in
Physicsl copies
sleek harness
I usually gets Deja Vus in my dream honestly
jaunty path
Those books are thick
dire kayak
i dream about my exes
jaunty path
Then some boss fight w a computer thingy
sleek harness
i dream about my exes <:nene_weary:1441785880691085343>
Like, Sonic Dot Exe?
jaunty path
Lets kill skaven
dire kayak
Like, Sonic Dot Exe?
past partners
dire kayak
Lets kill skaven
YES
sleek harness
past partners <:nene_weary:1441785880691085343>
I see
feral vessel
Lets kill skaven
Mm.
sleek harness
Lets kill skaven
No
brazen pelican
You were rude first
This is true.
rain pilot
Lies
rain pilot
Kill da rat
sleek harness
Slaaneshi they want to put me in a cross and call me a deranged
feral vessel
This is true.
HI SLAANESHI
sleek harness
What do I do
feral vessel
where were you for so long..
dire kayak
This is true.
haiiiii
jaunty path
dire kayak
mrrp :3
feral vessel
Missus.............
rain pilot
@brazen pelican seems you got a cult
jaunty path
Hai
sleek harness
Never fucking mind
rancid shore
What's up tiders
sleek harness
KILL IT
sleek harness
rancid shore
Death? I just got here tho
jaunty path
Hi