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Dogs flop over several yards when you push
now they gonna have to be right up on you to be shoved
Ive seen dogs get pushed from large distances
Exterminator shotgun
carapace
no
Push has a higher range against pouncing dogs yeah, you can definitely shove them from much higher distances than the usual push range
i like timing the shove attack on the crowbar to when they pounce at me so they get launched into the wall it's so cool
I rather not
With whole battle suits looking like pit bulls
or mid air ogryn rock throw
and watch those fuckers fly
Imagine if the pack master threw rocks at you instead of using a gun
That would hurt like hell
Considering it's a ciderblock going at the speed of a football
with the mass of a ciderblock
Itll have a slow arc, trust
Cant be too good with it. Gotta make the dogs the big scary factor
indeed
i wonder how would be his grab attack
meybe if you send the arbiters dog use it as a weapon like some kind of stick
That
Would be so sick
Fkn
Wild swinging like vt chaos spawn
But in wide arcs.
So when you contact allies, it applies damage and knockback
im jealous of that dog,,,
i wish i got to be commanded by an arbitrator and rip people's throats out
and given pats on the mourningstar,,,,,
"What are you going to do? Release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
if that isn't a voiceline it says im gonna cry
It is a quote from The Simpsons.
i know but still
“Monstrosity”
The associated event will have them spawn every mission 
Just speculation tho
UUUUGGGGHHHHH
im gonna cryyy
I hope you like dogless build. That boss punishes dog.
Sounds fun.
but we'll see how it plays in-game
a boss that basically does hunting grounds sounds so fucking annoying
let's hope the dogs can still be pushed off by fire and chem grenades 
And immune to your own dogs.
Hd2 new unit events
Chudjak “omg the game is so unbalanced this isnt fair why is everything always broken”
DT new unit event.
“Theyre in the walls! Theyre in the goddamn walls!!”
Imagine dogs that ignores holy fire and stun grenades
Most forms of stun even
BB or bust all over?
Um
goons
If they are dead, they can't pounce.
This is true.
Biomass? ..oOwOo..
the flesh
And I'm sure a 10m radius BOOM should kill.
they love to leap into my mouth
Imagine if hound master only gets two hounds
But they all have tracked healthbars, so its essentially 3 super specials in one spawn
THE DOGS ARE IMMUNE TO CYBERMASTIFFS!?!?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
I just wonder how much that hound will warm up my revolver bullet as it goes through it cranium and hits the heretics behind them
Cant have dog on dog violence
The boss will fuck over your dogs.
MANDATED EDICT: MERCY SANCATION
i mean,,,, it doesn't really make sense that the other monstrosities just ignore it,,,,
He is used to unruly dogs so...
“Cyber mastiff temporarily despawns for 3 minutes”
He will do the oggy thing and crush them.
3 MINS
WHAT THE FUCK FATSHARK
Remember this is just speculation
We totally arent hoping quickpaw isnt watching to give feedback ideas
But, it's a dog eat dog world.
where did you see this
Discord reading comprehension 100
i dunno i just came here
oh alright then
The boss able to fuck over dogs is in the latest blog post or so.
it's a me eat candy world,,,,
i don't think it was ever said so
WHAT THE FUCK
The best kind!
I was concerned
Confused but unconcerned
Read “cat boy”
Had my initial fear realized and became re concerned
You pfp has sent me on a ride of emotions
You can read it.
Should allow boss to mind control mastiffs, so they pounce and disable a player until they get pushed off.
I JUST BOUGHT ARBITES DAMN IT
WHAT THE FUCK
why are you making all this shit up
AAAAA is a revered sister of the ecclesiarchy
You will be slaughtered before being able to touch her
so it never happens
You make shit up so they learn their place not to make dogshit decisions
All we know is that there is an special animation if you send the dog
You spread misinfo until they fear god
F. Im almost done w vet
Should i skip arby for psycher bc of the event?
You need to keep spreading misinfo until the burster is patched
No. I want my mates to laugh at my dog flying at mach fuck via ogryn
I think armored bursters immune to pushing are next.
What if the ogryn throws the mastiff at the arbites like a rock?
Armored Bursters? ftw?
And it's likely a throw dog off animation at best.
I swear to god pain seems to be the only thing tying people to reality
that special animation better be the pack master learning WHO THE REAL HOUND MASTER IS IN THIS JOINT 
imo the ogryn is prob immune to dogs and he just bitchslaps them if they try to attack him
basically flavour
Or an Ogryn boss throwing bursters at you.
I am not buying the next class if bs like disabling my abilities will happen
that actually would be something interesting
That's it
GEt into the pit with the other good gaming ideas
Ubisoft needs another yacht
that's what urmal does
I did just say, fuck over the dog making it worthless against him. IDK what anyone else said.
Its a monstrosity
Its gonna be relatively rare to deal with them
anyone else notice the left side of the mission select thingy is locked off?
personally, i think arbites dog players should be punished
or stealth will break
i like the dog, it's nifty :>
i heard they are adding arbites thats pretty cool
etc etc new bugs
Whats wrong with a blank dreg shutting down a psyker into a gibbering fit?
No, we won't.
POV darktide is getting the magic caster problem
if an arbites player is reliant on the mastiff, then they aren't good at arbites
that's my hot take
but Seriously, i remember it wasn't locked off before, there was a guy you could see
I paid for that dog
Nah, it's gonna be AdMech 100%.
What was the code name
yaaaayyy i love admech :3
i say new class will either be a Librarian or Ratling.
A fucken Librarian?
i dont think being "good" at a class in arbitrary terms should decide if you get to play the game with your abilities
but time will tell
Or a Space Marine.
i don't know much about Warhammer lol
trueeee
It's a psyker space marine
ahhh ok, i'd say a ratling then
but if you're overly reliant on it,,,
i like the overall sound of the new boss but i agree with easy joe here i dont think enemy traits that are specifically targeted towards Fuck This Specific Ability In Particular are the best
like
Same. the dog is cool imo
i use the Shock dog thing :>
having enemies that by design serve as a sort of counter to specific ability styles in terms of how they function is another story
Technically by owning the game you also paid for the other classes.
having enemy traits that are SPECIFICALLY "this ability will not work at all on me" feels a bit
eh
to me
I specify got the arbities which is a focused talking point
Making it broader doesn't make it right
like, do you know how annoying it is when a hound pounces on you and no one helps you up
and then a smile grows on my face when my Good Boi knocks them off me
$10 a class, plus the rest of the game free
Based fatshark
no more of that
i uh
sure buddy
Is dt not $40?
You mean, all class needs buffs now cos paid? Lul.
yes and I regret at times not getting a burrito with that money at times
mmmmmmmmmmm burrito
Im on gamepass
I either have it as a consequence for the other swill there, not at all, or free bc game share
That's what will happen. Ppl see all classes as premium and Arby/Scum as elite premium.
They do love their power creep and tree reworks
well fatshark made it 10$
You get 10 bucks per character standards
Kreig from borderlands 2 cost near the same amount
and he feels awesome
We call it “deluxe” in microshaft terms
mmmm,,,,
Less, you are paying for the base maps and such as well.
Isn't that what the rotating fomo skins are for?
That's for new stuff.
base maps. that came with the damn game
No no no you get the maps free
You have to pay for the character selection pack to see the free maps and modes though
no, they were also supposed to be for the new class
as the class were meant to be free
as they said and promised multiple times
I want to jump off a cliff
even if arbites wasnt paid i just don't think having an enemy trait thats arbitrarily This Ability Wont Work On Me At All In Any Way is the best design choice
Karien proved they are the biggest simp for FS
like again
We lost a homie today
enemy designs that work to counter abilities in how they function is pretty interesting
but having just like
a trait that completely nullifies the ability against them
is just a bit boring innit
What? No. If you heard my complains, you wouldn't think that way.
good good
I want this game to be good
Karien is australian
They will 100% be ready to bite them and inject an absurdly potent toxin before you can say “fire up the barbee”
I just like snarking.
3 tough relics and a simple npc hit me and removes 1 health bar and make it corrupted, crazy
i did that
i used my vast wealth to ensure this would happen
Weird
You can't be hit when not at full toughness.
It doesn't have to be this way
yeah it was weird, i was with the vet it has a cool toughness not that low as the psyker
was weird as fuck
You just got hit by multiple stuff.
Karien on a scale of 1 to FUCKING WHY???
How potent is your venom
If you want fun play Zombie Army 4
Because even losing 1 toughness means you take 1% damage in chip to hp.
mmmmmmmm zombie army 4
It's karking $40 on 70% off.
That would be the complete bundle
or you know
yar har
and all that shit
my addiction to sniping zombies
Everything in Australia having venom humor
my friends got me this game it was pretty fun to play with them but i would never see myself playing it alone or with randoms
we enjoyed playing as left 4 dead characters
I play it alone because
it fun
Aquila doesnt have POTENT venom
But hes moonlighting as canadian
So whatever hes got, its followed by judiciously fuvking you up
I play as hector
the zombie gent
If I were a creature, I would like pats and cuddles, but bite will be like uhhh... what's that lizard that... oh, Komodo Dragon if riled up. Otherwise lazy. Might be worse, I dunno.
Like a kangaroo with platypus spurs
I'm from SEA.
i love pats and cuddles,,,,
You don't say.
Not true, some things have poison.
Kodos have bacteria spit
Eatchu live just by licking you
mrrrp :3
I wish my GF was over. She does it out of nowhere when I'm gayming.
They have both.
Lonely attack huzzah

Patpat a hissing cat. Should be fine.
lucky,,,,
w<
The worst kind of poison
reminded you have no hoes
Try playing havoc and GF jumpscare heh.
I don’t need hoes. I got my cats. They love me and they let me rub their bellies
I miss having cats
I mean, that's pets in general.
im the cat :3
My bunny randomly attacks me while I'm gaming
i can confirm, on the last game that with 3 toughness a single npc take half of my 2 bars
a single npc
with a stick
i just saw that mf hitting me
literally me
If you are playing challenge difficulties in havoc
I hear tell you just gotta… grit your teeth and try for better movement
I used to have one that did that.
yeah but idk, a single npc doing that amount of damage seems excesive with 3 tough curious, he was one of the 21 moebians maybe they have more damage(?)
I owned a rabbit when i was little
Poor thing had gut problems
Was NOT domesticated fr.
Aww
Ragers? They can pierce quickly.
no no, it was one of those normal npc, not an elite or specialist
i would say that a bullwark makes less damage
Sounds more like you got hit by a mauler, those def do 50% HP on like lower diffs.
i enjoy biting people randomly
The thing practically never left its crate we had it in
If it was let out it would shoot to the furthest corner of the trailer fast as possible leaving little turds in a line
The poxxers? They only hurt if you have toughness damage before and they backstabbed you.
i just saw the npc hitting me, it was a single dude with a stick, those with the 21 regiment suit, my screen just shake as hell with a single hit and he takes half of my health bars
She's lucky she's the cutest
Or trained to eat random stuff from tiny.
And I'm grateful for her not chewing my fingers off I know she probably could if she wanted too
Likely you had toughness damage or were hit by two. One infront, another backstabbed.
bites you
Too lazy usually. Also easily bribed by treats. Those yoghurt drops are tasty.
that's literally me
idk, not sure but i swear i just saw one random npc hitting me, anyway it happen tons of things at the same time in a few seconds on this game but i would say it was just a single hit
I dont think we were feeding it proper either tbh
Lettuce leaves. Sometimes a bit of carrot.
Had to change its water twice a day bc it pretty much just went everywhere
maybe he just hit me from the flank or something and it count as a back hit?
Could also have been shot before. They really only hurt if you aren't at like 90% toughness.
She once ate a 3 foot usb charging cord
13 years the goober lived. Eating human food and such.
Oml
LITERALLY ME
He made my 3DO value drop.
did you get a bunny version of me?
Ate the wires and the rubber buttons.
My poor thing lasted like. 5 months
It was small.
Stop chewing the wires Cinnamon!
The console still works, hilariously enough.
Panasonic?
A fellow old person! Hehe
It is a JP import.
im convinced you all got a bunny version of me as a pet
Since it ran JP 3DO games fine.
How much bunny dna do you got
Using cayenne as a chewing deterrent
Learning the animal is a spice loving freak
Tried lime, nope, spicy, nope, lemon, nope.
He just chewed concrete.
literally me
Then look at us innocently.
THATS ME
Did you have one of the turbo graphix systems too?
Clear edge taken off the corner.
No, a Saturn that died.
I miss my dreamcast
I think is a Saturn. Sega console, played Marvel vs Capcom 2(?) On it.
I miss sanity
Saturn preceded dreamcast I think
All rodent related animals are chewing monsters
Gotta give them something to wear their teeth down thats good for them
Usually a salt block works for small stuffs but… big ol floppers? I wouldn’t know
Wait, was Darkstalkers.
Can't remember which.
But tiddie catgirl and tiddie succubus.
Darkstalkers was the fighting game
Marvel v capcom featured darkstalker characters
Morgan
im not rodent related and i eat concrete :3
And felicia
Also the hottest Jiang Shi you'll ever see.
I know.
Marvel vs capcom 3 fate of two worlds
Heisen ko was a challenge unlock
Not sure if she was in regular 3, or even 2
Regular in the version I had anyway.
Ok apparently shes explicitly MvC 3, but she was in both versions
Ultimate, and Fate
Hsien-ko
Oh, you mean M vs C. I only really played 2.
I guess my uncle had both saturn and dreamcast then.
Darkstalkers 3 and Darkstalkers Revenge as well apparently
All I remember was running Psylocke, Storm and Rogue mostly.
literally me,,,,
Also OPTIC BLAST, OPTIC BLAST, OPTIC BLAST, OPTIC BLAST, OPTIC BLAST.
And that's how you piss off the avg in the arcade as well.
just playthe lil robot
did you already know you were gay back then?
Lol
Anyways
oof
Yeah. Found out when I was 8 actually.
Hadoken!
To be more exact, Sarah Kerrigan straight up set it in stone.
gaaaa
Was already pondering before.
Feels early but. Ye
Fkn FAIR
Not really, always thought kissing gals were more natural?
Kerrigan is starcraft?
My sexually got less strict the longer I am single
I am rated D for desperate
I just want to crack someone's back and make them food
And cuddles
I am not asking alot
The worst part was the nicest relationships I had were with men online
fuuuuuuck
Yeah, OG of course.
Idk why but the longer I am single the more I want someone in my life to cheer up
Slobbering the Bros Online™
Someone to tell me their day
And their sorrows
To cry on my shoulder and me to theirs
That's normal, is really how I ended up with groomers though. You want ppl so much you do anything to keep them happy and around.
hugs you
They left when I got boring to them anyway.
Same
embrace bisexuality
I'll probably give in one more year
that's so real,,,,
Weird that finding my people was on the damn darktide discord
Truly proves only the insane play this game
And the mentally ill
The way I like my communities and life partners
I made good friends here
@whole bough how did the evaluation go?
I got to actually have productive conversations about society even though it's against the rules
Again how is the darktide discord
sameeee
The one place that is the most civil
you all are really cool i love this place
I'd cuddle goober ngl
Yeah. Still, it left me with the ability to write smut so...
I used that experience to know how to manipulate people
"we don't like dealing with carapace all the time."
"don't worry, for our next update, carapace pox hounds!"
Because.
I dunno. I just try to be myself still.
Actually I noticed that open flirting in the general of the server also connects with being civil
Especially if it's gay
Idk why
Idk how
Because there's a joke that half the server is gay in some way.
But maybe being friendly can solve issues
And all the awful straight ppl get scared off.
By awful, I mean the bigoted kind.
homophobes hates lgbtq friendly spaces
I'm still here 
Jk
Don't hang me by my little toes
My dogs
My woofers
Feet
i beat bigots with hammers
they don't even deserve to be eaten
i just beat them
There is a joke to be made here
But that is against the rules
Can't beat that
Yup
Hammers? Naw, should crash a ship into them.

Isn't that being a bigot to a bigot?

I know my genius impresses even me
I am not much of a violent person if I am being real
I want to avoid violence as much as possible
An eye for an eye makes the world go blind
Ah. I just am loud about it at times. Just, if they never existed, nobody LGBTQ+ would be hurt for just existing.
Had to grow up w mismanaged stress and no social life
So. I don’t have expectations on relationships. Never really been in one anyways. Dont have the emotional security to chase after other folks interests.
Treating them like Cthulhu ig
Someone will always find something to hate another
It's not special
oh i wishhh
You and I know best experience shapes how we think of others
For you it was men and me it was a fear of women that made me spiteful at first when I was younger
Some people need guidance
Abuse and all that
Aunt
I still have hope to help people change for the better
Life can't do over so I don't want that life just lost forever even while they still breath
I don't want hatred to be carried from days of old
Leave it where it belongs
In the past
Sorry about that
It happens often enough. Chill server
I think I kinda just
Opened on how I really felt
Weird
Felt like I told the truth for real this time

How somber
I never felt so peaceful
I floated around queer spaces a bit
Ace, enby, trans
Some of those places eat themselves alive. Its. Off putting
Been there
Done that
I know alot of whys
Hows
By watching
When outcasted young, you learn to observe
queer olympicis aah
I mean a battlecruiser. Spaceship.
The spaces somehow have a hierarchy each time
That is what I noticed
Like. There was one ace place that was really chill for the most part. But for some reason bi erasure is hardcore contention if it wasnt an open relationship lifestyle
@astral basin am I wrong?
True, was really how I was bullied, the fact I game as a girl, liked Metal as a girl, liked other girls as a girl...
ew
Idk those guys kinda sound gay
hate when that happens
Yeah. We are how we have been shaped.
The best way to fix issue with people is to teach them to work internally in their mind
Or meeting new people. You'll find better, after all, a massive ocean to look, yeah?
Which is very hard
you dont conform to trad feminity Karien
well where you come from
youre the equivalent of the anti christ pretty much 💀
I stopped looking into those spaces right when the jk rowling thing set Reddit on fire
It's part of my being to help others
Wasnt the cause, but the sheer divide helped

Which is dumb. You can just choose who you wanna. You could even be technically bi but strong pref for a gender.
Me with women for example
☺️
you dont stop being bisexual just because youre with one gender in a relationship
REAL
If she is strong and wants me
More bi, but yeah, extremely strong lean towards feminine side. Some even say your taste in guys is like Demi.
Let her take meeee
Fucken take meeeeee
With males yeah feminine traits
So we are around the same ball park
Nice bro
Funny thing is, they would say that more if I talk about pagan (in the, not Christian religion but like, personal gods and like) stuff.
Whats the term? Demi-?
Requires long term interaction to develop feelings?
i think i need to get more chocolate
Karien having the same tastes as me made her a bro for life
Same taste club
Whoop whoop
If you enjoy helping, why not?
literally same
Hah.
im not the best comforter but im a good listener i hope
Are you soft?
very
Sounds comforter to me
True. Would be easier if it were open, I just like certain people. Simply as that.
that's so real
Demi is like, you just like that person to the point you like them but not quite their sex/gender. You just like them.
I don't use labels
I figured that was just liking someone
Governments use it to confuse use
Sounds like a fun time if he doesn't explode.
Skinny
Why... why would a dress make him explode. 👀
I already know my child
explode in excitation
Weight
Could also be love, but you love them regardless of sex/gender/etc.
Anger? Some guys are...
Interesting.
Easy, he sees firsthamd that dresses have no pockets, amd so he explodes
Believe me it was voluntary
I saw it happen before
im a pansexual so i just like everyone regardless of their gender/sex 
This makes so much sense.
🤦♂️
Thus a fun time till no pockets are found.
Jacket
AAAAUUUGGGHHH I HATE THATTTT
Yup the humble jacket supremacy
oh shes sweet but a psycho~
Then again, some joke that bi/pan are interchangeable nowadays.
I will say it again
i guess soooo
Hamsexual
0 pockets. I need like 5 minimum, WDYM 0 pockets???
Labels are a government funded project
Just picture this, you're in a dress, you got a fistful of french fries, and no pockets to put them in
no why would I do that
Demi- sexual/romantic
idr what the “first part of word” is called
But. Yeah. Discomfort with that part of relationship without previously forming some kind of close bond
I SWEAR IM GONNA EAT THE PERSON WHO DECIDED WE DONT GET POCKETS AAARRRGGGGHHH
FS when they peak in here
buy pants in male section
Like, do you want us to expect a guy to carry and pay for everything?
Recently found a dress with my roommate. It had like 4 hidden pockets. Never seen someone happier
Get a handbag duh
Those are sadly quite rare.
Not against rules
Long as we dont get weird about it
Or fight for being divisive
Get a man
i love the good flamethower
Duh
aka inferno staff
MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE
Use man as inventory space
Those are so small, I can barely fit my battery pack in.
Yes carry everything, trains us for the one trip grocery run
NPC follower type shit
MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE
RECAFF FOR THE RECAFF GOD
My gf can’t use my pockets because they’ve already exceeded maximum capacity with months worth of shit I leave in them so I waddle around like mc hammer
my gf...doesnt exist so my pockets are my own
Based.
I don't have pockets
Ohohoho
.... ouch
If I told my gf she couldnt use my pockets...
PJs
I don't even wamt to think of the consequences
I am unemployed
Oh. My pjs have 1 pocket. Like a suit pocket.
so you lied earlier
go touch grass focker
give meeee
Right infront.
Badass
We gotta bring cargo shorts into style for all genders to enjoy
i have never saw someone say something so true
Let me be divisive and get banned
Condoms
Sue?
sew as in sewing
Ah
Sew like stitch but more elegant
Or just crossdress or summthing. I have a closet of those.
My first girlfriend only wore boys jeans
I got some cargo shorts for work. 11 pockets!
Wishing i had a propper kilt
And the calves to pull it off
Shitz magical
my old clothes that became to small got dumped on my granny and grandpa
when i was like 15
My father owns one
And yes
any man's dream
Look. 3 pockets min. Also can be more comfortable. Also less horrible ppl looking under.
He did wear it like that
It really is. Until you're doing laundry and have to check all 11 pockets for trash
If you know, you know
5-7 pockets for mine.
I used to own a pair of overalls. That's like having an equippable inventory
8 pockets
Why do normal board players refuse to do or support anything related to objective? espescially the power cell quest
9 if I wear my good plad shirt
It's like 10 pockets but each one can fit half your arm inside.
Or... why is every piece of clothing covered in tissue fluff?
Im near country. Overalls are a requirement
i need more pockets to stuff random rocks, sticks, paper im never gonna look at and my agony in
What
Cos they expect someone else to do it. Like you.
Can't forget the agony
But mah scoreboard gonna need some padding
I did it so much I prefer doing it because I do it better
I do it faster
Also, off tangent, played Ogryn again. Felt like the big man of the hour
I'm having traumatic flashbacks, thanks lol
i feel weird for actively supporting my teammates 
Never have I felt a more relatable sentence. Anytime I see an objective it's always, "welp I better get too it"
We need to make a team
Sometimes people don't know about the objectives, or they just get overwhelmed dealing with mobs
Lies
I feel bad for new people starting the game during this event
like if i see you struggling against a horde ill give you my celerity stimm, or ill protect people doing interrogators and help people at low health
Matches with my playstyle
Objective
That is it
I always carry a med stim for someone else
Ah. I hate it cos minigames at 300 ping is annoying bs with how they made it tighter.
I have that like every week for some time lul.
I called a burster horde little bitches for dying the moment they were in eyesight
Just to scream like a little bitch when the ogryn horde came rumbling through a doorway as I turned the corner
I didn't hear you
thats so real
i work hard to bury my trauma but it always comes back 
Trauma with Trauma Staff gameplay this week.
You can't bury trauma in cupcakes and men
Or cupcake men
Heh.
I was so confused on day 1. Why the frick is there a 6th monstrosity on this map!?? lol
all is dust?
For the emperor I'm sure
A map on the mourningstar!
May the emperor guide you brother
The only reward for a coward is to live in fear another day
6th? That's normal on low luck days.
i have to max the shivs but the second i do im going back to the crowbar
As long as someone gets to the escape.
I think the most I had seen prior to that was 2
Shivs is better tha crowbar sadly.
i love the crowbar thoughhh
To 5
Hell, Rashad is better than crowbar.
whats the trigger for grenade replenish during the event, time based?
Depends on difficulty.
Crowbar mk Gordon Freeman
Kill based, it seems.
Damnation is made worse by aurics that think theyre goated, and heresy players that are NOT ready
You could buy 100 shivs, level them to green level and them sacrifice them with Hadron to level up the shivs mastery
Why is damnation getting more violent and angry with each update????
i only just started the event, thats what i felt tbh
I'm that heresy player
Power creep
I mean like I can get into that but like
Why
Some say 3 kills per 1 refill. Others say BOOSTED Demo team.
Skill issue
Sssshhhh
People giving answers are talking
I am giving answer
I'm the resident bottom barrel heresy player. 
Mine or theirs
You know
Theirs then
Sure
Fatshark has a huge power creep problem
Thats how they rotate their updates
They dont nerf things unless its to bring it to an average. They buff things across the board bc they kept releasing broken modifiers or enemy types, and dont want to nerf them
im finding more and more smykers as time passes
Just kill them
i had a mission with 2 of them
Sextus-Minoris-77
Or convert them into Smite Users
Unlimited powah!
My favorite sticker
6
Nini
Hell.
Don't you mean baton
Karien
literally found 2 smykers last mission
Hell
going smyker just to spite people 
what
Why I was running Ogryn last night
i cant remember ngl
RIP.
poor goober
What other way to use smite if not constant?
Poor boober
:C
I was humbled with a typo in the process
use it to cover your team while they are atempting something
…
yes yes it is
i shake your hand good sir
damn
@rancid shore the emperor has seen enough service from you
Rest. Now.
what
“15 hours 10 minutes”
Yo ass is getting the emperors mercy
.>
whatever gets me through the 53 missions faster i guess,,,,
sup mallow
haiiii
mrrrp :3
guh
Power nap over
i need to do 53 missions to finish off hive scum
old friend
Me after unintentionally passing out at my desk for 5 minues
Mutant
oh alright
Subject: Curio Rework Proposal: The "1 Defense / 1 Offense / 1 Utility" System
I’ve been thinking about how the current Curio system works. Since Fatshark is likely looking at ways to improve trinkets and curios, I wanted to share a suggestion to make them more impactful and balanced. 💖😁
The Core Change: No More Stacking
In this system, you could no longer stack three of the same Curio type. No more running three 17% Toughness curios, for example. Instead, every build would have three distinct slots: 1 Defensive, 1 Offensive, and 1 Utility.
This sounds like a big change, but it makes way for much more powerful individual items:
- Defensive Curios (Health, Toughness, Wounds)
Since you can only pick one, these would receive a buff to compensate:
Health & Toughness: Buffed to +25% at maximum rating.
Wounds: These would now scale like Stamina (e.g., +1 to +3 wounds based on rating).
The "Wound Fix": To make Wounds viable, they would now increase your bleed-out timer (longer time before capture) and increase Health Stim efficiency. At max rating, a single Stim could clear up to 3 wounds of corruption for the user.
- Offensive Curios (New Category)
These would introduce entirely new ways to customize your combat style:
Ammo Capacity: Increase total max ammo (e.g., +10% to +25%).
Grenade Capacity: Increase total grenade count (e.g., +1 to +3 extra grenades).
- Utility Curios (Stamina, Movement Speed)
Stamina: Moved to this slot and buffed to include Stamina Recovery Speed alongside the extra bars.
Movement Speed: A new Curio type that increases total max movement speed (e.g., +5% to +10%).
Why this works:
Right now, the meta is often just stacking one stat. This rework forces players to make meaningful choices: “Do I want more grenades or more ammo?” or “Do I want to be tanky with Health or fast with Movement Speed?” It turns Curios into a true extension of your Talent Tree.
(Please keep in mind that any numbers provided are just examples and would be subject to balancing!)
If you have any questions or thoughts on these numbers, let me know!📜
Just desperado BB.
It'll be faster.
wats allat
will do
Yeah came at you like a bag of bricks
yeah sorry about that but I can't find any other place for my suggestion here😅
thats fair
dont they got a forums
could post it on the forums
they do
or the subreddit
Like, best way through the event imo.
I already did and I have also posted it on reddit and on the steam discussion page
jesus
this took me 3 hours to write so I don't want it to just be posted one place
aaand i just got softlocked somehow 
had to kill myself with a sniper
Did it get any feedback
not yet I have posted it all places simultaneously for maximum viewability and feedback
awesome ideas but i think fat fish is too lazy to read this much or even change the curios system
well they have already hinted at the plane on changing it that's why I hope they will take this idea and at least use the core idea
they are not lazy
well just a little bit we are getting a new boss finally so that must count for something

after being in playtest for a bit
many of the devs are v active and communicative
not lazy at all
the long winter break does suck for us, im jealous of it
but they are not lazy
I just read the ogryn pack master post. HE CAN SEE THROUGH STEALTH ABILITIES???
a big spider web comprised of multiple spiders doing their own thing until it congregates
amen
if it works like the daemonhost he still cant see through stealth if you activate it out of line of sight
whatever problems fatshark has with their development pace and such is not caused by laziness on behalf of the developers and artists
oh yeah how was the winter we got so much snow here and Denmark god damn out of nowhere some of my animals on my farm fucking died due to the frost certainly appearing and they couldn't drink their water because it froze over
well maybe they will keep count of what BlackFire said above 
in hab drayko on the phage tree mission i dodged down a stairwell and couldnt get back up to the team
daemonhosts can see through stealth too? this is news to me
its proximity based
huh, thats cool
I sure hope so
You can jump the gap from memory.
Depends on the spot actually.

is there any oficial date for the new boss update?
Just played a match with 3 arbites. My psyker lost track of how many times they all called me a liability 
Weapon Specialist, stab 3 things to death, BOOM.
but what about other classes?
Weep.
Or do it on psyker but gamble with like 60% crit rate.
presumably alongside expeditions
also are the braced auto guns any good?
Nope.
FAAAAAAA
Dog on every class.
Only BARELY usable on Scum but they have inf ammo.
And even then, just run vraks.
infantry vraks?
Yes, inf auto.
gotcha
braced agri with the zealot spread reduction on dodge (iirc) talent is pretty fun
pinpoint accurate hipfire
2 cleave
its not meta or anything but it's cool in auric and below.
Or dual auto. Dual auto is better at range, but inf auto vraks will absolutely win in dps close up.
dont think ill ever play havoc
can barely do damnnation
tho you did give me an idea
My day 1 veteran is giving you a dirty look 
My day 1 vet was shovel only.
By that I mean when I started playing vet.
Inf las was dog.
Braced was dog.
ambatukam
Inf auto on controller kicks too much and I just started then so...
Also playing EU cos friend so 300 ping was awful with a gun that kicks.
So shovel knight gameplay.
I thought braced autogun was the best thing ever. Then I tried playing heresy and realized I was wrong
Oh. Lul. Anything works on uprising.
they do?
Use them in auric, you'll see.
i dont even have damnation unlocked
Is like revolver but it won't even kill.
but i believe yee
ill use the auto pistols
i deleted all my characters
its being fun leveling them up again
Need ammo, don't do enough, trickshot is super clunky.
ambatueat sooo much food
Auto pistols is like sidegrade to inf auto vraks.
You trade up close dps for better range dps.
Assuming you gotta shoot things outside of desperado range anyway.
me toooo
ambatunat
Clunky? Dont tell me they changed the stubs since release, they felt great then
ate too mych
Naw, it just is in way higher horde density.
You are having fun on the unfun part of the game?
That's... Strange
Like, do you really have time to trickshot when you have 14 crushers about to hit you?
its different
idk how
the feeling of "alright almost got this done"
Is it because you are surrounded by bad people?
or "alright couple more levels and i get x weapon"
Simply outrun the crushers and make them someone elses problem, like a good team mate.
thats so real,,..,,,
Yeah mine. I'll mess a crusher up
Anyone got a relic blade and bolt pistol build using fury of the faithful for zealot?
There's no flava without suffering
Femcannon?
yesss
Yeahhh
which....things
forgot darktide was a horde shooter for a bit
Femcannon and her unmatcheable freak that terrifies the Arbites, Scum, and Zealots lmao
shes literally me
damn?
Gwyrdroi
Don't even think that's word
I forgot which scum it was, but I love her "Aw yeah, give me more of that cold, unfeeling stare!" followed by the Scum going "You need help!""
According to google translate, this means that you respect boundaries and are completely normal 
male cannon "STICK SURPRISE....augh that didnt sound good"
fem cannon says that without hesitation and i love her for it
"STICKY SURPRISE!!!!"
Male cannon is a violent criminal, femcannon is on a registry somewhere for verbally harassing her squadmates
I think it's also funny because it's only ever male voices that rebuff her
rebuff?
Fem bounty hunter says they need to take a night on the town
Turn down
lmao
less tha 50 hivescum missions
and i already have 10 penances left doing
and most of them are just indeed time consuming
Hive Scum was a quick class to get a ton of unlocks for
which is good imo
Also does arbites have commodores yet
cuz most of them were reskins of different cartels
I haven't played since hive scum release week
does darktide keep redetecting your guys hardware and resetting your graphics settings to match the hardware it just redetected?
at least the upcoming Ork Freeboota will have plenty of cosmetics
the what now
Wouldn't know I haven't played since like november
It came to me in a dream
The Ork Freeboota
wtf is that
The next class is a propa Orky lad
Ork pirate
...
Waaaaagh
The Imperium FREQUENTLY violates their "no xenos" laws to hire ork mercenaries
I wanna play as a git and I’m so excited for the Ork Freeboota
I 100% agree but I would pay double for an Ork