general-chat

[elder oasis]

Okay so the kingdoms are plants, animals, fungi, then like 2 kinds of bacteria and protista

[fiery marsh]

aww....

[thick coyote]

And like EU

[rain pilot]

the burster bug is still here

[astral basin]

Its healthy

[rain pilot]

Don't give the boi hope

[thick coyote]

Also on the Hong Kong server?

Some people do say there's always a shit ton of havoc available there

[somber stream]

It's not about the number of players you should be concerning yourself with

[fiery marsh]

I am neither EU or NA
how about SEA? :(

[somber stream]

It's how to play for more than 45 minutes without getting disconnected

[elder oasis]

What is the burster bug? Is it the door thing or the no sound thing

[fiery marsh]

ughhhhhhh

[twin flower]

I'm from and it seems fine

VT2 however

[elder oasis]

Your profile is a fucking trip

[thick coyote]

Lemme see if I remember a SEA player

[thick fog]

This game too good to be dead

[thick coyote]

@fiery wave you're SEA right?
Is the game alive down there?

[fiery marsh]

I was gonna purchase the vermintide 1 & 2 + darktide bundle

I was excited

[thick coyote]

I don't even know if karien is up at this time

[fiery marsh]

muh days ruined

[elder oasis]

Vt2 is good

[thick fog]

Why is it ruined?

[nocturne bloom]

She always says it isnt

[jaunty path]

Very alive in the us

[elder oasis]

I neve played vt1

[thick fog]

Nobody playing VT1 except for the cosmetics

That is transferred for VT2

[twin flower]

I thought Karien just plays in PAC

[elder oasis]

Seems crazy that we have another class coming this year. They are going alot faster with classes then i thought

what do we think "cryptic" could even be

[thick fog]

Well at least they are not rushing this one for march

[twin flower]

Not fast enough

[brazen scaffold]

resources that should honestly be going elsewhere in regards to the game's development content-wise

[elder oasis]

Clearly its a necron Cryptek

[brazen scaffold]

at this point I don't even care about a new techpriest class I just want more shit to do in the game

[thick coyote]

Honestly I'd say buy the bundle

[jaunty path]

A cute femboy

[elder oasis]

Didnt they also have a gsc hint and hints for new maps

[thick coyote]

While I can't vouch for the vt2 player base

[stoic axle]

hey lads im thinking of getting the game from the steam sale is there anything i should watch out for though? One of the steam ratings says you can't make private lobbies which is pretty silly

[elder oasis]

I love femboys, maybe its a skitarri

[thick coyote]

DT is pretty consistent (once you get the hours/servers)

[thick fog]

Only a GSC teaser

[thick fog]

Only possible with party lobbies

[elder oasis]

Isnt the area the new ogryn monstrosity is in not a current map?

[thick coyote]

You cannot make a SOLO private lobby

[jaunty path]

New class is a genestealer for sho

[thick fog]

It is the hourglass

[elder oasis]

Damn it

[twin flower]

The hopium

[elder oasis]

I thought jeficus mentioned they said smth about exploring the wastes but maybe not

[thick fog]

Tbh not be able to make solo lobbies is better for this game

Bots already do nothing

[elder oasis]

Idk the option is cool

[thick coyote]

Honestly I'd just say watch out for performance hiccups

[elder oasis]

And not particularly difficult to implement

[thick coyote]

And servers

[thick fog]

Servers been very fine to me these last months

[elder oasis]

Add private lobbies but then make it behind a paywall /j

[thick fog]

But every Darktide copy is custom

[stoic axle]

So what are they like? You invite a friend or 3 friends and go at it?

[thick fog]

Yes

There's no solo mode

[patent grove]

What region servers?

[stoic axle]

very very sad but it is what it is

[thick fog]

Europe

[elder oasis]

Yeah people doing challenges will just ask people to join to talk and afk

[thick fog]

Randoms in this game are a gamble so you will take it what you will

[brazen scaffold]

genestealer cult might be interesting but they should throw us up against some less common enemies of the imperium tbh

we already fight tyranids and orks in the space marine games

[elder oasis]

You want a hrud mission? Lol

[thick coyote]

Closest you can have to solo lobby is playing at the African/south American servers at graveyard hours

[twin flower]

I feel they get more decent the higher the diff is

Or is that just a region thing as well

[stoic axle]

im in eastern europe so the region is definitely gonna be bad for me

[brazen scaffold]

I don't know that that would make much sense

[elder oasis]

Let us fight the Tarellians

[twin flower]

Its pretty strong in west imo

Decent enough of people here in SEA as well imo

[elder oasis]

Which enemies would make sense do you think? Not alot of minor xenos show up in number to planets so its tough

[twin flower]

There are some peak times but thats not uncommon already

[thick fog]

Not the same thing, the war of tertium is something that is not even that important in the eyes of imperium

[jaunty path]

7777777777

[thick fog]

In eastern the game is populated suprise

[brazen scaffold]

While I would love to fight Tau, I don't know how well they'd fit here. GSC would make sense but it just feels like too obvious of a choice for the setting

It is perfect, I wouldn't be upset with them adding them mind you

[jaunty path]

tau isn't coming here

and if they were here

[elder oasis]

Yeah totally fair, its a pretty strong cult but still nothing compared to even a DG warband let alone a plague company

[brazen scaffold]

yeah nah

[jaunty path]

theyre either dead or already left

[thick coyote]

The game also has ping compensation

[jaunty path]

plus, I don't think tau really can come here

[thick coyote]

So don't be afraid of playing at 100+ ping

[jaunty path]

they dont have warp travel like we do

[fiery wave]

SEA is dead barring around 5 hours after dinner time.

[brazen scaffold]

they have an alien race that acts as their navigators

[snow pawn]

looking for friends to play with in SEA server or CN

[thick coyote]

Oh hi Karien, thanks for the answer

[patent grove]

How do they compensate for high ping?

[thick fog]

The timing of the message

As the guy asks to requests for sea server

[jaunty path]

which is? is it kroot?

[elder oasis]

Tau are tough since they are in their own space. Plus with where they are and how large their expansions are its much more likely the ultramarines or successors would be opposing them rather then a warband of mostly prisoners and some elite operatives.

If we fight tau it would have to be in a different part of space

[fiery wave]

Also, only auric diff. Rest are kinda empty.

[elder oasis]

Also it would be hell to fight them when even the chaff have good guns

[fiery wave]

300 ping? Masochism.

[brazen scaffold]

No it's some unique race of creatures that look like giant smooth brains, I forgot what they're called and I'm having a hard time finding them again on the lexicanum

[patent grove]

No, no I do not want to fight stealthy Tau with rail guns

[fiery wave]

Also just dealing with it.

[brazen scaffold]

but yeah, ultimately I agree with that

[fiery wave]

Once you clutch at 280+ ping...

[elder oasis]

They do have ftl travel now (gw realized that lore thing was fucking stupid and made no sense) but yeah they stick to their own space and expand outward from it.

Where are we even at? Anywhere near the eastern fringe?

[patent grove]

Me back in the day playing counter strike on dial up internet with 300+ ping and 20 fps

[drifting wharf]

anyone loooking for a strike party that has a mic

been a min since playing but i do have a lvl 15 arbites

[fiery wave]

600 ping TF2 and somehow not disconnecting.

[thick coyote]

I'm unfortunately not good enough to explain the intricacies of it
But I know that if you're running the solo play mod you have to run Artificial Latency mod
Or the enemies are pretty much undodgeable

[elder oasis]

Maybe we could fight the Kin? Would be funny with all this going on that a warlike league enters the space and demands we leave so they can mine the planet

Though again thats alot of gun enemies to fight

[brazen scaffold]

I would expressly not like to fight the folks over at Deep Rock Galactic™, thanks

[fiery wave]

The answer is get used to bs. I don't even mod.

[thick coyote]

Oh and I also know that snipers have different shooting times depending on the ping

Low ping is pretty much instantaneous

High ping they zero you for longer
I'm trying to find the video

[fiery wave]

Not past a point. Seems okay till around 150 ping.

Then just throw a d20.

[brazen scaffold]

honestly I'd want to fight a khornate cult

[twin flower]

Last I know, we're in the Segmentum Obscurus, which is liek somewhere north-west from where the imperium is

[brazen scaffold]

imagine khorne and nurgle beefing over tertium

[astral basin]

No wonder i dont ever get shot
My ping is usually in the 80s

[thick coyote]

Was it Cole that posted the video?

[fiery wave]

I have been shot by a sniper whose pointer is literally aimed at someone else.

[elder oasis]

Yeah some rival chaos factions would be cool for sure.

Though when we do get gsc i hope they capture the horror of the genestealers. I want to feel like im playing alien isolation in terms of vibes ( but obviously not mechanics)

[patent grove]

So if there was a mod that artificially increased your ping on demand..

[brazen scaffold]

more like aliens colonial marines in the case of this game

[astral basin]

Youare on 120+ ping
The other person was behind cover and you was being zeroed for a solid minute

[fiery wave]

There is. Also a prediction mod to help judge disablers better. I just don't mod.

[fiery wave]

300+ ping actually.

IDK why I have to clutch at that ping but it happens.

[astral basin]

Its funny seeing ping shoot up to 1000 in space marine

[rain pilot]

I just want to play a game where the fucken devs listen

[fiery wave]

And ppl complaining about my 'tank' camera ontop.

[elder oasis]

Oof

[rain pilot]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

People treat talking to their customers like the plague

and who the hell do these companies survey

[elder oasis]

I assume they have people who read forum posts or smth

[rain pilot]

Could have fooled me

[elder oasis]

;-;

[fiery wave]

You code your own game.

[rain pilot]

Oh yes the classic "Okay you do it"

[elder oasis]

Smth smth players are very good at identifying issues but tend to be very poor at providing fixes smth smth

[fiery wave]

Because devs don't listen unless the issue if a literal gamebreaker.

[astral basin]

Id rather they listen on a consensus level, do product testing, and release complete products

[lilac crag]

eradicate any and all mistakes devs make

[rain pilot]

This is the ideal situations but like

That's not happening

[rain pilot]

the burster bug has been in for months

months

[lilac crag]

and it will continue to exist

[astral basin]

The era before active media overtook everything:

[rain pilot]

It's a feature at this rate

[lilac crag]

it is a feature

[elder oasis]

What bug is the burster bug specifically, i havent played in a bit

[rain pilot]

they don't blow up sometimes

[lilac crag]

AOE and stagger vary depending on what target they lock on

[rain pilot]

Because fuck you

[lilac crag]

if they lock onto you, but pass another player, they will delay the explosion, be stagger immune too

[rain pilot]

That's a thing?

[lilac crag]

so the other player either

1. gets ready to be swap-targeted
2. fucking blows up

[elder oasis]

Stagger immune as in cant be pushed?

[rain pilot]

and the beeping goes super fast too

[lilac crag]

Reginald made a good video abt it

[patent grove]

Yeah

[elder oasis]

That sucks

[rain pilot]

stagger immune

[lilac crag]

yeah you can't push it if it's not acknowledging your existence

[rain pilot]

madness

[elder oasis]

But obviously if it explodes you still die

[rain pilot]

yup

[lilac crag]

I've done Break the Line on a buster that wasn't focusing on me whatsoever

[patent grove]

I had one rush me yesterday and I'm hitting it with lmb inferno staff.. it just ran through the fire and exploded on me

[lilac crag]

it didn't even flinch

[rain pilot]

and you can't tell when it will explode because like thesaid

[lilac crag]

blew up BEHIND me after

[rain pilot]

the beeping is fast af

the beeping is no longer an indicator

[elder oasis]

So can the person its locked on too still push it

[rain pilot]

but a white noise BEFORE DEATH

[lilac crag]

that's the only one who can, yeah

if it's bugged*

[elder oasis]

So its possible with positioning and team awareness to still get around it but very annoying regardless

[lilac crag]

to avoid the issue entirely, be the frontline
they'll always target you seemingly

[elder oasis]

Or i suppose if someone can shoot it before it reaches anyone that works too maybe?

[astral basin]

Maybe nintendo has a point
Forcing everyone onto a singular console only they have rights to in hardware/software adjustment is the right answer
That way there arent a million different things to update for in their system for different games and such

Too bad we love personal optimization, and nintendo has a history of being asshats

[lilac crag]

you can just take burster duty and let ue team live another day

[rain pilot]

team awareness?

I mostly see get good in this chat

The mention of team

crazy

Teamwork in a team game

fucken wild shit

[astral basin]

I found the ammo hoarder guys

Get em

[elder oasis]

Im.pretty sure im playing with other people, they dont always act like humans tho so its tough

[obtuse oak]

the best games are all made by developers who don't talk to customers and just execute their own artistic vision, imo.

[feral vessel]

Good morning Hive Tertium.
Yesterday was only the second shittiest day of my life, but you still don't get a bodycount.

[elder oasis]

Hey its hank the celebrity

[rain pilot]

look how that is working for AAA devs right now

[obtuse oak]

a videogame is an entertainment product but also a work of art, and art is not a collaborative process. it doesn't require customer input.

[feral vessel]

This is true.

[rain pilot]

Everything has to be done in moderation

[obtuse oak]

AAA devs don't execute an artistic vision, that's the problem with AAA. they're executing a design-by-comitee money extraction scheme.

[lilac crag]

what games, you reckon?

[rain pilot]

I coudl say the same with fat shark and the rotation of cosmetics

or the price of the classes on lauch

while being broken

[lilac crag]

to be fair ogryn on arby release was stronger

[rain pilot]

The launch of darktide

and the state of that

[obtuse oak]

most games. developers that spend a lot of time talking to/listening to their playerbase are in a minority. miyazaki has never listened to any of the complaints about poison swamps, he just keeps putting them in his games and they're all peak.

[rain pilot]

the server constantly shitting itself

[lilac crag]

well you said price of classes. I never touched darktide at launch, Im a ps5 plebian

[obtuse oak]

rockstar? total black box. they dont communicate with anyone, ever, for any reason. red dead redemption 2? masterpiece.

[elder oasis]

Tho tbf online games are definitely leaning towards more of a product then an art. As they tend to care more about competitiveness/ skill expression and lean more into the game part of gaming then smth like a solo rpg or walking sims

[obtuse oak]

etc.

[rain pilot]

and taken out back to be shot because it wasn't GTA online

[fallen tree]

not to mention it has to be live service these days, too

[obtuse oak]

I don't care about RDO, I'm talking about RDR2

[lilac crag]

Miyazaki has listened about boss design though, objectively

[astral basin]

AAA is more focused on the marketing value of the game
Theyve quantified how to effectively barf one out

[rain pilot]

RDO is part of RDR2

That cancer is part of the game whether you like it or not

[obtuse oak]

that said yeah a live service inherently comes with trying to give the audience what they want because that's how you get them to stay, but the best ones do it by giving users what they actually want and not what they think they want

[astral basin]

Red dead online was a separate disc and download iirc

[lilac crag]

Also if I am to be fr

[rain pilot]

same box

[lilac crag]

Nightreign is pure player service

but the no crossplay part of the game fuckin kills it

[rain pilot]

pure player service is trepang2

[elder oasis]

The gaming equivalent of pop music where hits are made by appealing to the common denominator and formulas while also exploiting gambling addiction or doing a battle pass

[obtuse oak]

if fromsoft had asked their audience what their next game should be, nobody would have said anything similar to nightreign lol. that's entirely fromsoft making decisions and trying new things on their own.

[rain pilot]

good way of putting it because I hate pop and AAA

[lilac crag]

I'm not sure, people were begging for a Elden-Ring-Esque boss rush for a very long time

[rain pilot]

There is a difference between feedback and being whipped by your fans

[lilac crag]

Nightreign suits that purpose

[rain pilot]

and bloodborne

Which will never happen

[fallen tree]

bloodborne 😔

i still pray

[rain pilot]

The one souls game I actually fucked with

[lilac crag]

not only that, it brings back old bosses into the new parts of the game, like King from DS

[astral basin]

Game was built with crossplay prepped for
But something got lost in the ability to actually do it
Which was a shame

[feral vessel]

discussion too serious for me, I'll go ahead and come back like five hours later.

[lilac crag]

another boss that the players really wanted to have

[elder oasis]

I thought the bloodborne not being remastered or brought to pc is more a sony issue then a fromsoft one

[rain pilot]

nope

Fromsoft

[somber stream]

We were played like a damn fiddle

[elder oasis]

I think miyazaki also wants to personally work on any remaster

[rain pilot]

FromSoft was the one that said no

to the bloodborne remaster

remember sony said okay

the producer said okay

They said no

[snow pawn]

Anybody wanna hop on with me i'm in asia server

[rain pilot]

I hope elden ring was worth it

[elder oasis]

Sony right now is literally not going to put their future titles on steam so i thought it was then being stingy again :(

[rain pilot]

no

FromSoft

[elder oasis]

Elden ring is peak

[rain pilot]

look it up

[astral basin]

Still is a sony issue
Exclusives market strategy to incentivize reasons to keep in the console brand

Is why fromsoft reached out to other platforms for publishing rather than staying w Sony

[rain pilot]

My brother in christ is just dark souls but again

[astral basin]

Unfortunately
That includes nintendo
Another blood sucker
So. Yeah. We wont be seeing the multiplayer vamp game either

[elder oasis]

Nuh uh

[somber stream]

And? Bloodborne is Dark souls with gun

By that logic lol

[rain pilot]

bloodborne was in a london like city

in a different time period

with lore that isn't like dark souls but again

tbh the parrying in Elden Ring is what got me salty

Seeing that model for the parry trigger

[somber stream]

Elden Ring is fantasy Wales

[rain pilot]

PIssed me off

[feral vessel]

We're talking about Soulsbornes, now?

[elder oasis]

Definitely different themes, as BB has alot more femininity in its symbolism and messaging while dark souls is more an exploration of personal determination

[feral vessel]

Been in Wales, looks close enough.

[twin flower]

Would you like to talk about stalker

[rain pilot]

You are also a damn predator in bloodborne

[feral vessel]

Are you asking me that in particular?

[astral basin]

Bloodborne is not a FromSoft title anymore
It is a Sony product
Fromsoft has no say in its publication

[rain pilot]

I felt powerful in bloodborne even when I failed

the dodge felt so nice

the trick weapons

oooooooo I loved them

the boss attacks were fair

Felt engaging

[fallen tree]

my recent stalker gamma run bugged out on one of the last missions, couldnt bug fix it so i had to restart 😔 . but the beginning is still good fun

[astral basin]

All those documentaries about “dark souls has cured depression”

[rain pilot]

cleric beast was my favourite souls boss

[elder oasis]

But like dark souls and elden ring are also very different thematically and elden ring has a lot more variety in its setting.

Ds3 and elden ring i guess would be the closest in theming in a very surface level look but the series as a whole isnt all that similar beyond mechanics which BB also shares to some extent

[rain pilot]

BB just felt so nice

[feral vessel]

I only play Anomaly because Gamma seems like a nightmare to install and also seems like a nightmare to play.

[rain pilot]

when I picked up elden ring from the hype and moved the character I went

[feral vessel]

Anomaly already has an ungodly amount of survival jargon.

[somber stream]

Isn't there like a 1 click install pack for Gamma now

[rain pilot]

"Ah fuck not this movement again"

[feral vessel]

for GOG, none for steam , I reckon

[rain pilot]

YEs

[elder oasis]

Wait what? Elden ring does not move like a dark soul game.

Have you played ds1 and ds2?

[somber stream]

Even then the installation is pretty simple

[rain pilot]

Yeah, I have

ds1 at least

[elder oasis]

If anything ds3 and elden ring leaned into the faster movement of BB

[fallen tree]

gamma took a good while to download, and i had to run it twice since it didnt install all the mods, but its pretty straightforward all things considered. ive been modding for like 20 years so idk maybe it was easier for me.

also, yeah gamma was hard to figure out how to play at the start, but my 2nd playthru which is on harder diff is already progressing way faster. just takes some figuring out :>

[rain pilot]

what

[feral vessel]

one thing I can give gamma and anomaly is that it fixes the shitty economy stalker games have usually

Like, buying a SEVA suit for the equivalent of 10 bucks.

(bad example)

[fallen tree]

[astral basin]

Dark souls games dont move like dark souls games
Each one had very strong innovations building on top of each other
Which is what you want to see from a studio

[elder oasis]

Play ds1 then ds3. Ds3 is faster paced by a wide margin. Its healing and movement in feel is closer to BB then it is to ds1 where every movement is so deliberate

[somber stream]

Going to play DS2 remaster this weekend

[feral vessel]

anomaly just makes the prices ungodly high and actually forces you to work for it

[fallen tree]

the progression does feel good

[fallen tree]

pvp was so good, i hope they remake it and figure out the locations a bit better

[feral vessel]

Still don't understand much of how Anomaly works but I'm getting somewhere, I think.

[somber stream]

Which game was the Halo mod for again?

[feral vessel]

figured monolith would be a good first faction lmao

[somber stream]

DS1?

[fallen tree]

im interested to try a monolith or sin run, i wonder how different it is compared to the other factions

[rain pilot]

Maybe I just don't vibe with Elden Ring

[feral vessel]

In basic, you start in jail (pripyat), where the chances of getting jumped by three chimeras at once are close to quaranteed.

[rain pilot]

I am struggling to find something to cling onto that makes me feel something in this game and a few hours in

I can't find that feeling

[feral vessel]

also take anti-rad drugs because you'll probably get stage 5 cancer by the time you find a way out

[elder oasis]

Thats fair

[somber stream]

Egg head or Merc fo life

[rain pilot]

I liked BB because I got to move like a meth head

with a battleaxe

[astral basin]

Imagine going from ds1 to kingsfield

[fallen tree]

looks like im closing factorio and doing a mono run. anything to get me out of factorio rn

[feral vessel]

ecologist seems like boring but stable income at least

[somber stream]

Ecologist fucks

[feral vessel]

Merc was pretty fun.

I don't like that i got rushed by a pseudogiant outside of spawn.

shit actually triggered my fight or flight

[fallen tree]

my most recent was duty, but both duty and freedom starts seem kinda too established

[elder oasis]

This is the one part where BB is faster, weapon animations.

Its the movement and healing that matches more to the faster pace. Big weapons are still slow but the combat isnt which was a huge complaint in the community if ds3

[astral basin]

New scum name
Meth head with a battleaxe

[feral vessel]

Don't play Duty on principle because all Duty fans act like they have a stick up their ass (which, to be fair, is pretty in-character).

[rain pilot]

aand the parry

[feral vessel]

reskinned military mfs

[rain pilot]

oooooooo the parry

[somber stream]

You folks play Stalker 2 yet?

[astral basin]

Was sekiro an open platform game?

[rain pilot]

Not a stinky circle model

[fallen tree]

not surprised tbh

[rain pilot]

but a GUN

[feral vessel]

Naw, not yet.

Would want to.

[fallen tree]

nah i asked in here and ppl said play gamma instead

[elder oasis]

Parrying with a gun is definitely peak. Though i dont actually know if the ds3 and elden ring parry is slower frame wise

[somber stream]

Real

Not missing out lol

[trail bramble]

"new enemy!"
*looks inside*
"hound with carapace"

[feral vessel]

play call of pripyat lmaoo

authentic stalker experience (TM)

[rain pilot]

the elden ring parry is a circle on the left side of your character

[astral basin]

Fuck you

[elder oasis]

Tbf its tied to a new monstrosity ogryn

[rain pilot]

an invisble model

[trail bramble]

I played it to stress test my new PC when I got it last year

[rain pilot]

Once I learned where the model was parrying was easy street

[trail bramble]

I liked it but yeah gamma is probably more worthwhile overall

[elder oasis]

No! It can be a dagger or fist too XD

[rain pilot]

I will say again

Looking at how the game was built made parrying easier

not practice

[full dawn]

Brick

[rain pilot]

Knowing where the damn parry model is

[feral vessel]

What?

[rain pilot]

Brick

[full dawn]

🧱

[feral vessel]

What?

[elder oasis]

Its a brick

[astral basin]

What nurgle monsters havent been represented yet?

[full dawn]

[rain pilot]

Ogryn man

[full dawn]

Discord moderators

[elder oasis]

What is so confusing about a brick

[feral vessel]

I mean, rotflies, obviously.

[feral vessel]

Not much, just the context it's been brought up in.

[fallen tree]

aerial troops in darktide could be neat

its so closed in tho

[trail bramble]

great unclean one

[elder oasis]

Rotflies, toads, the odd monster snail

[rain pilot]

Like skee shooting

[trail bramble]

also, still no nurglings

[feral vessel]

Nurglings would be annoying as fuck.

[rain pilot]

no nurglings

[elder oasis]

Yeah beasts of nurgle being out and about but no nurglings is odd

[rain pilot]

Because we can't fit anymore into the game file without taking out the secret Hadron dating level

[elder oasis]

From a lore perspective one daemon is far easier to summon then the other. Simply existing in nurgle infestations can cause nurglings to pop up without a ritual even needed

[full dawn]

Hadron is my wife

[feral vessel]

Six hour scene with Rannick.

[fallen tree]

i hope they do some armoured boss fight where you have to pick up and carry ammo to guns to shoot down something

[elder oasis]

And 5 hours of it is xxx content

[full dawn]

🥀

[feral vessel]

Rannick eminates small dick energy, but this is not the place to discuss that.

[trail bramble]

Scene with rannick and hadron and you sit in a chair in the corner

[rain pilot]

No it's filing reports

[full dawn]

The cuck chair

[elder oasis]

Oh yeah smth more like a set piece like the daemon engine fight in space marine 2 where you kill a downed heldrake

[rain pilot]

I like to call it my holy throne thank you

[feral vessel]

I call it the Golden Throne.

[astral basin]

The BoN we have is a baby slug anyways
A turdling rather than the super turd

[full dawn]

When ur wife’s boyfriend is lowkey doing ass in the bed so you hit the Jarl Balgruf pose to show your disapproval

[fallen tree]

i think i know what you mean, ive seen but not played sm2. im surprised they havent done something like that tho yet. bonus points for having to align the gun manually because the enemy moves, like monster hunter

[elder oasis]

Baby? Its already bigger then the table top model im pretty sure lol

[rain pilot]

lmao

[elder oasis]

The plague ogryns are also gigantic

[elder oasis]

Vt2 did the same thing where some monsters were a bit bigger then what they referenced

[full dawn]

Your daily reminder that Malum Caedo has to be fed a healthy diet of daemons on a regular schedule and kept on a leash at ALL times

[elder oasis]

Minotaurs are very big, but not like.... that big

[astral basin]

BoN is supposed to be much bigger, and have a massive disease aura

[feral vessel]

Untrue.

Release him.

[full dawn]

🗿

If only I had my gif perms here

Soon

[elder oasis]

Malum caedo when powerscaled is stronger then a primarch and i find it hilarious

[cosmic burrow]

Hes french so it checks out

[rain pilot]

They were gutted

[feral vessel]

40k power scaling mentioned I'm fucking leaving.

[full dawn]

Cheese head

[rain pilot]

Lizard furry

[feral vessel]

You lot will not be able to call me that soon enough.

[cosmic burrow]

Correct choice

[full dawn]

🫃

[elder oasis]

Where are you getting your info? They are on a 60 mm base and smaller then a dreadnought

And i dont mean one of those new fangled dreads. I mean a boxnaught

[feral vessel]

Stalker anomaly today.

Which faction..

[rain pilot]

government

[feral vessel]

Was meaning to play the Jarheads anyway.

[rain pilot]

sweet

[fallen tree]

ill play what you play

[astral basin]

Lore over tabletop
Theyre in fantasy as well
Suppose to be big enough to accidentally crush dg, and tanks

Even tho ik how important the hobbyists make scaling

[fallen tree]

also has anyone played marathon since its released? i wanna like it but as a fan of the original trilogy idk if i can put up with a multiplayer extraction just for lore (which they probably retconned anyway)

im probably gonna save 50 bucks and not buy it sadly

[feral vessel]

Is there any tech reason why Anomaly shits itself every time you alt-tab

or is that just an xray engine thing

[elder oasis]

Well GW has never given them a model nor artwork of such a big beast that can flatten a battle tank

[astral basin]

There are some niche fans
But overall its on the low side as far as market value goes, even after the free server slam
Gameplay looks alright enough, but i personally cant stand the “level design”.
I know a couple people thatd load a few matches if you get it

[elder oasis]

But tbf daemons arent exactly following rules

Their could be a plague bearer thats 30 meters tall for all we know

[rain pilot]

It's like they defy logic or something

Pure choas

🤣

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[elder oasis]

Sorta, they dont actually look like what we see. Its our minds that conform them to the image. Which is why blanks dont see them like we do

Smth smth reflection of what we fear smth smth emotions yadda yadda

[rain pilot]

So myself

I would see myself

Tragic

[elder oasis]

One of the most famous great unclean ones isnt even one of them. Its a nurgling that drank all of nurgles good soup

He just became so big

After drinking

[rain pilot]

wasn't that fantacy?

one of those commanders from that total war game

I remember from a vid

[fallen tree]

i played the slam, the shooting feels good but im just not an extraction person, i just dont like risking what i collect and i think that kinda defeats the gameplay loop. i like the artistic design but its niche. i wouldnt attribute it to the series but whatever. ill just stick with expanding my factorio for now 🥴

[elder oasis]

Yeah but iirc he exists in both settings in lore (but no model cuz rotigus who also exists in both settings gets to be the cool boy)

[rain pilot]

That's confusing

[elder oasis]

Basically every daemon exists in both settings with identical or nearly identical lore

[astral basin]

Allegedly they’re supposed to be large enough to destroy buildings necessary for an agriworld
Small- warehouse industrials
Took a portion of planetary militia to take down (idk the actual munitions, just “combined” and “sustained” for a “seemingly unstoppable” enemy)

[rain pilot]

So if I read one

I read both

[elder oasis]

More or less

[rain pilot]

Sweet

[astral basin]

Idk man
I see a lot of flat, single colored squares
Draws my goldfish brain in too much

[elder oasis]

In fact i think AOS is the only setting with unique daemons not counting daemon princes or discontinued fantasy daemons

Other then of course HH

Which has samus and the ruinstorm daemons

And in AOS i think its just the slaanesh twins

Again not counting princes

[astral basin]

Age of sigmar is allowed more demons and champions, bc they arent circle jerking the astartes

[misty smelt]

i wish you could filter out event missions when doing quick play

[elder oasis]

Instead they are circle jerking super human warriors

[twin dirge]

Chat

Sol

[elder oasis]

Cuz like

[twin dirge]

What kinda chips do I get to go with my guac

[elder oasis]

Chaos warriors are almost always the competent ones

Not cultists

[astral basin]

Fkn vile
Im thinking of nurgle as guac now

[elder oasis]

However AOS has way better cultist sculpts

[delicate vapor]

[elder oasis]

Warcry did wonders for giving mortals great fucking models

[twin dirge]

Nurgle guac

Hmm

I know what I'm making for Halloween next year

[astral basin]

“Papa nurgle stirred his big beautiful pot of guac, and the nurgling fell in and ate and ate and ate…”

[elder merlin]

[elder oasis]

Haha i just found it. The Daemon is called Kugath and yes he is in 40k and fantasy and even was in a recentish novel iirc (plague wars i think)

[delicate vapor]

guac with nurgling toys around it

[elder oasis]

GW really did just copy paste daemons into 40k smh

[rain pilot]

Where the elves degens in fantasy as well?

or was that 4th chaos god just there

[elder oasis]

Dark elves definitely are, but no slaanesh just always existed

[cosmic burrow]

slaanesh both exist and doesnt exist in fantasy

because he/she/it is locked away

[elder oasis]

However slaanesh still craves elves souls but its more a preference then a connection

[rain pilot]

I would expect this bs from tzeetch

[elder oasis]

Also dark elves sometimes worship slaanesh

[cosmic burrow]

tzeench is just 1234973152879352178634512897032415987012357854`3d chess

[jaunty path]

wow slaanesh is hungry for elvish twinks?

[elder oasis]

Slaanesh just like me frfr

[twin flower]

isnt she just hungry for everything

[cosmic burrow]

who isnt

[rain pilot]

and I bet I could ruin those plans with a bottle of scotch and a can do attitude

the zealot is doing it in darktide

[cosmic burrow]

still everything according to the plan

[twin dirge]

Chat

[rain pilot]

Yer

[twin dirge]

Sol has never had guac

[elder oasis]

The zealot is killing thousands of nurgle followers. So i think tzeentch is still winning here

[twin flower]

guacamole?

[twin dirge]

Yeah

[rain pilot]

I meant fighting drunk

[twin flower]

we must amend this

[twin dirge]

Exactly

How do you live without trying guacamole

[elder oasis]

I suppose some.people could just not like avocado

[twin dirge]

@astral basin today's task is to get some guac from the store and eat it with your mouth and some chip

Yeah but sol just

Hasn't had it before

I understand not liking the cavo, but that's a whole different scenario

[astral basin]

Just did
Not impressed tbh

[twin dirge]

Huh

[cosmic burrow]

neither did i

[twin dirge]

...you just have guac at work?

Lucky sob

[twin flower]

[elder oasis]

Guac is good, i add lots of onions to mine

[twin dirge]

Now imagine making it at home and it being 100x better cuz it's fresh and made with stuff you like

[twin dirge]

You sicken me

You people and your onions

[cosmic burrow]

make onion rings

[delicate vapor]

oh yeah these buldak noodles boutta hit

[astral basin]

ONIONS
YES
MORE STEW FOR THE NURGLE POT GUAC

[twin flower]

Guac like the proper kind right, with the onions and tomatoes and cilantro and stuff innit

[elder oasis]

Onion rings are a little greasy for me. I only eat them rarely

[twin flower]

dash of lime juice and salt and pepper to taste ts

[twin dirge]

I make mine without onions cuz ion like em but ye

[astral basin]

But… what about unfried onion rings?

[elder oasis]

How can you dislike onions

[elder oasis]

Ive never had them i guess, what do you do use an air fryer or some other magic?

[twin dirge]

I fucking hate onions

[twin flower]

well you could do without some of the other stuff too yeah, my girl doesnt like onions either so i remove it sometimes

[rocky radish]

The texture can be unpleasant in some foods

[twin dirge]

They taste like spicy apples and I hate it

[twin flower]

spoicy apples you say?

[sweet wraith]

Raw onions taste like soap to me, but I can tolerate them when they're cooked

[elder oasis]

Lol i guess a little bit if you mean like white onions

[twin flower]

somethings wrong with your onions if they taste like soap

[astral basin]

You just… huh? Im lost 😭
Like. You cut an onion in a single way, dont dice
The layers fall apart as rings

Restaurants will fry it bc thats simple

[twin dirge]

I can tolerate them once they're cooked to the point they dissolve into not onion anymore

[astral basin]

Bread and fry*

[elder oasis]

So you mean literally just eat onions but dont chop them up

Yeah i guess

[twin dirge]

Awful

[astral basin]

Eat onions
As rings

[twin flower]

like as is?

[astral basin]

I think burger king is one of the few places that use red onion rings as a burger topping

[twin flower]

mmmm

[elder oasis]

I like red onions too

[astral basin]

But its common enough

[elder oasis]

And green onions

[astral basin]

White and yellow ?

[twin flower]

red onions are noice

[twin dirge]

I like green onions

Can vouch for those

[elder oasis]

Sometimes i cut up one of those big ole sweet onions and cook them with fake sausage

[twin dirge]

@astral basin how's your void crewing going

[rain pilot]

[elder oasis]

Void crew? Are you in a star vessel

[sweet wraith]

Nah, I just have bad genes

Cranberries also taste like soap to me

[astral basin]

Getting the hang of it
Still a couple systems i havent tried yet since the boat is so small.
Managed to hit 3rd mission. Was close to finishing
Been asking what alls available on their discord

[elder oasis]

When we inevitably get an admech themed class of some sort i wonder what they will call hadron

[twin dirge]

Good, gooooood

[twin dirge]

Lmk when you defeat ur first boss and reach like, level 10

[sweet wraith]

momnissiah

[elder oasis]

With how some people speak of her i think it would be very funny if its like a skitarri who calls her "mistress" or smth

[elder oasis]

You know smth that sounds professional but could still be a little funny nod

I also would find it funny if Hadron doesnt scold the admech tie in and treats them like the only competent member

[twin flower]

Sounds about right

[elder oasis]

Tho the weird people prolly want to be scolded

[sweet wraith]

Question is whether she'd still call them varlets

[cobalt lichen]

fellow toaster collector

[cobalt lichen]

I expect this

[astral basin]

Ill pop a session after work, see how ill do
Biggest problem ive been having is scoop management in hard missions. Leaving the chair to empty has been near suicidal

[rain pilot]

[rain pilot]

still will be called pre servitors

[elder oasis]

The admech class should have a passive boost to the minigames where they just auto pass them lol

[rain pilot]

or

a thing for the ammo and medkit slot

[twin flower]

Isnt Kayex the only one that calls the rejects pre servitors tho

[rain pilot]

like how scum has it for stims

[cobalt lichen]

Third arm for carrying more stuff

[rain pilot]

Carrying me

to the end of the mission

[elder oasis]

Yeah and its insinuated he calls everyone that but the ship mistress is not happy with it and corrects him on it

[twin flower]

Hadron is the one calling you Varlets, and liking it

[feral vessel]

Anomaly is fun, actually.

[cobalt lichen]

Sometimes I’m Carrying the whole team

[feral vessel]

fighting three guys has never been more buttclenching before

[rain pilot]

Must be very strong from that now

[twin flower]

butt

[cobalt lichen]

no

[feral vessel]

D-on'-t.

[rain pilot]

Just going to send this into a chat without context now

mix the pfp

[twin flower]

Seeing how some voicelines indicate that he's actually pretty big as well prolly says a lot

[rain pilot]

and you got something very funny

[feral vessel]

DOn't.

Don't.

Fuck I really need a change of PFP.

soon (TM)

[twin flower]

hear me out

butt why

[astral basin]

Wish i had a third arm for my third leg…
Wait thats sus

[feral vessel]

ngnggngngng

[rain pilot]

You fucked up with your phrasing

and now you suffer

[feral vessel]

I do that sometimes.

seer giggle

[rain pilot]

Archer tried to teach us about phrasing

[twin dirge]

That's why I only rlly play duo, it's just too much to manage solo

[jaunty path]

i kinda relate to the psykers in going fucking mad ngl

[feral vessel]

Oh god, Missus is here.

[twin dirge]

If I do play solo I use auto pilot anytime I leave the seat

[feral vessel]

I'm running away. (not)

[jaunty path]

bites you furiously

[rain pilot]

your mouth shut though

look at that nice stitching job

[jaunty path]

fun fact my pfp is actually a talking animation

[feral vessel]

Looks like a Cruelty Squad character.

[jaunty path]

so whenever I yap in vc it plays :3

[feral vessel]

That's a compliment..

[rain pilot]

talk through the eye or something?

[jaunty path]

Not grotesques enough

[jaunty path]

You should see how the other entities speak in this game

[rain pilot]

I've been called "the creature" before

[jaunty path]

one guy is just a brain

[feral vessel]

what gaem is it..

do tell the class

[jaunty path]

Picayune Dreams

[feral vessel]

Oh, you told me 'bout that one.

[rain pilot]

would you look at that

I own the game

[jaunty path]

good game

[rain pilot]

played once and it felt good

it controlled well

[jaunty path]

good luck beating aberrations

[feral vessel]

Don't need another psychadelic game in my library, to be fair.

[rain pilot]

The game is kind of the opposite on how I feel about elden ring

[feral vessel]

ENA and Cruelty Squad fill those roles up pretty well

[rain pilot]

I am in new territory right now with bullet hells

[astral basin]

I try
Aim it for the side objective
All of a sudden “reinforcements alerted”
Drifted to the other side of the map 😭

[jaunty path]

ever played touhou?

[rain pilot]

no

[jaunty path]

well

gl

lmao

spotify has blessed me with its ost

yeeesss

[astral basin]

Is touhou another one of those infernal gacha dating sims?

[rain pilot]

I like the feeling of Trepang2

[jaunty path]

most popular bullet hell around

[rain pilot]

AS a monster on the hunt

hunting things scared of me

Trepang2 gets that itch of power and use of that power

subject 106 is the perfect monster

[astral basin]

@ripe tangle touhou mention
I summon ye

Hm. 5 minutes

Chat was murderex

[feral vessel]

Death.

Immediate..

[rain pilot]

67

[astral basin]

Fuvking

Die

These damn baby zoomers

[rain pilot]

strangle me

[astral basin]

Hm

[feral vessel]

Wankers.

[astral basin]

I sense you would enjoy that too muvh

I shall figure something else out

[astral basin]

Indeed

[rain pilot]

I am not a sleensh follower

nooooooooo

I didn't put anything in the tap water

your tap water

[astral basin]

Floride in the tap water
mind control juices

[rain pilot]

lmao

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[feral vessel]

Merp.

[rain pilot]

men are now stealing being causally gay from women

finally a women's space I can takeover

XD

[astral basin]

Eh?

[feral vessel]

Wuh?

[astral basin]

Bro must not be in the right lobbies

[feral vessel]

Huh?

If you're gay just tell us.

[rain pilot]

Na I am bi

[feral vessel]

Me too twin.

[astral basin]

Theres no “casually gay”
We straight up choking dongs over the mic for the homies

[rain pilot]

👌

[feral vessel]

competitive homosexuality?

[rain pilot]

like real homies

[rain pilot]

lmao

truly what manhood was leading up to

[dire kayak]

its like goobing

but blue

and with a lot more murder

[rain pilot]

murber

[astral basin]

If you cant slap your bros backside and call em a chubby bastard, are you even bros?

[rain pilot]

murder feeds the grass and hitmen

[long sigil]

wait

pack master is boss?

[rain pilot]

yes

[feral vessel]

Hi blooba.

[astral basin]

Pack master?

[long sigil]

finally

new boss

not rat ass

ogryn packmaster

[astral basin]

What is packmaster?
Fuck an oggy?

[long sigil]

wtf

[astral basin]

Please dont say armored hounds

[feral vessel]

Watch out, ain't freaky friday no more.

[long sigil]

i hope they add more

public weapon update need

[astral basin]

Its anything goes Saturday now

[feral vessel]

Oh. Superb~

[rain pilot]

Soup

[astral basin]

Noone in my areas selling sloppy toppy with a twist.
Big sad
Was hoping to get on that charity special

[dire kayak]

i wanna hear it verbally abuse me while a hound rips my throat out

[rain pilot]

[astral basin]

Its gonna be grunted commands to the dogs
“Gettem muh sweets”

[dire kayak]

i wanna hear the brawler ogryn try to talk back to it

[feral vessel]

thinking about

about..

men

[dire kayak]

same,,,

[twin dirge]

Mmm

Men

[feral vessel]

We're all men-thinkers here.

[rain pilot]

I think more about women

Men are those rare ones I like (Because I am more picky with men)

Will I turn down being held though

At this point no

🚬

[nocturne bloom]

[feral vessel]

oh lamia is alive

Run for the hills while you still can.

[dire kayak]

ive been terrified of heavy necron destroyers the entire game of mechanicus
then one actually got to fire at my tech-priest and it did 5 damage

[rain pilot]

I can't run

[nocturne bloom]

Its too late

[dire kayak]

all that fear for 5 damage

[rain pilot]

my nerves are acting up

[dire kayak]

maybe i dont want to run

[feral vessel]

lobotomy corporation reference

[nocturne bloom]

Yea dont even try to run

[feral vessel]

Hm,, unrelated question, entirely off-topic, but what is your favourite Pokemon.
Mine is vaporeon. For no particular reason (seriously).

[knotty pawn]

Armoured hound hunting grounds coming?

[dire kayak]

i dont know any pokemon

[rain pilot]

my limbs

aaaaaaaaaa

[nocturne bloom]

That one with the big ass lips

[tall lagoon]

guys
like what if it wasn't an enginseer/tech adept and instead we got rattling snipers?

[nocturne bloom]

For no particular reason

[feral vessel]

ratlings are off the board

[rain pilot]

I won't complain

[knotty pawn]

I like the one that can transform into any girl for no particular reason too

[rain pilot]

instagram filter

[tall lagoon]

what are some real curveball picks for new classes?

cuz i don't think we live in the admech timeline

[dire kayak]

field medic

or something

thats just my first thought off my head

[astral basin]

Are we allowed to discuss stolen info?
I dont know if there was that much crackdown on the broker codename

[rancid shore]

hmm

so

i found the best image i could about abhumans

[astral basin]

@misty trench @obtuse oak @inner nimbus @broken sun ?

[rancid shore]

mf did really ping all active mods

[astral basin]

Oh Aquila just went off

[rancid shore]

💀

[astral basin]

I wanted a rules ruling

[broken sun]

Define stolen?

Cquse if its actually stolen then lol no

[astral basin]

Datamined

[dire kayak]

aquila wanted nothing to do with this

[rancid shore]

hi goober

[dire kayak]

haiiiii

mrrrp :3

[rancid shore]

how're you?

[broken sun]

Its like 5am for aquilla hes prob just gonr to bed

[astral basin]

Theres a discussion on the fatshark forums showing the list of datamined codenames
Adamant, broker, etc
So ig its ok

[nocturne bloom]

I thought he was AU?

[dire kayak]

im goodd

[rancid shore]

awesome

[nocturne bloom]

This is a tragedy

[cobalt lichen]

🫵 cheese

Ratlings would be fun

[broken sun]

Ye data mining isnt cracked down on as far as i' aware, just dont over speculate

[astral basin]

He moonlights as a canadian

[feral vessel]

The uncheesing will soon occur.

[cobalt lichen]

It will be merpagedon

[nocturne bloom]

Must be real close to me then

[tall lagoon]

adamant and broker are just the arbites and the ganger tho?

[astral basin]

Yes, their respective codenames
The last codename found was “cryptic”

So some kind of spook class

Something… secret

[feral vessel]

Mm.

[tall lagoon]

playable jeanstealer cults

[feral vessel]

Death Cult maybe.

[astral basin]

Would be lowkey wild
We have death cult skins on zeal tho

[tall lagoon]

they pants the specialist enemies, a counter disabler

[nocturne bloom]

Its a rickroll file for data miners

[feral vessel]

Like actual death cultists not zealots being wannabes.

[astral basin]

Zealots are anything thats head empty, glory to the emperor
Open enough background

[tall lagoon]

ngl i fw weird leather bdsm murderfreaks

[dire kayak]

thats where my pants went,,,

[tall lagoon]

yes

[rain pilot]

Regrets looking at internet news

Artists cry bullied a girl for taking an AI sponsorship?

[astral basin]

@brazen pelican do you know anything of these wrangler wranglers?

[feral vessel]

Oh!

[rain pilot]

Man

I don't feel bad for artists now

Like damn

[nocturne bloom]

The US rejected a push to copyright AI "art"

[feral vessel]

This all happened in Metal Gear Solid. I think.

Hideo Kojima predicted all of this.

[rain pilot]

More like the artists that used a girl as a model for free got pissed she took an AI sponsorship

Like bitching as if they gave her moeny

[nocturne bloom]

Different things

[rain pilot]

I was on this first

Look you don't get the right to complain if you don't pay her bills

[tall lagoon]

dent headed take
"the mental asylum of twitter cry-bullied someone on the internet, now i think artists should get shafted, actually"

[feral vessel]

Oh, it was on X?

No wonder.

[rain pilot]

All I'm saying it this took a good chunk of my empathy away

[astral basin]

You mean generative material, produced through multiple sources, cant be claimed as private property?
What idiot wouldve decided to try that in cou- aaaaand next thing you know itll be tried in California courts

[rain pilot]

instagram

[feral vessel]

oh even better

[tall lagoon]

again
dent-headed take

[feral vessel]

Pretty sure around 80% of that app is made up of Mossad and CIA bots anyways.

[nocturne bloom]

Darktider defending ai over money

[rain pilot]

Sorry I don't feel bad when people go after others

trying to make their lives better

not the lives of people they don't know

[tall lagoon]

like have what opinion you want on AI but losing a chunk of your empathy for artists in general because a of a few rotten apples is legitimately dent-headed

[rain pilot]

a "few" doesn't cause sponsors to leave

[nocturne bloom]

Rare gray name W

[rain pilot]

If you think I am damning all then we as a society can't get past when we talk about something we assume all go into one basket

We will step over blantent things done just for the common opinion

the safe thing everyone knows to say

and it drives me mad

[tall lagoon]

you said a whole lot of nothing right there

[nocturne bloom]

Yes, instead of criticizing the actual bad people, let's forget every single last other artist and side with ai!

[rain pilot]

I am not in support but I am also not in denial it will take over parts of our lives

I rather someone have a better life making money than make nothing to please others

and other people's morals

that are not even in the same town

[tall lagoon]

i'm not even in the popular opinion camp, you just said a whole bunch of your nothing-ass statement so you could blurt out an argument.

[trail bramble]

not with what I've got planned (in Minecraft)

FEDERAL AUTHORITIES THE ABOVE MESSAGE IS A JOKE

[feral vessel]

finally some good reading material.

[astral basin]

People suck. End of
Entertainment is a luxury industry anyways

[tall lagoon]

what i will say
is what happened to the model was shitty, and i deeply empathize with her.

[rain pilot]

best opinion here

[rain pilot]

Then we shall leave and agree on that

I see not causing hard feelings with people I actually respect

Respect because I can be me here

[astral basin]

Why carry hard feelings tbw? Too much of a chance for something harder to slap you in the face later
Be miserable, move on, or adjust
Unless you really want to stand your ground. Idk.

[tall lagoon]

real ones know to puff your chest out, smile and sniff the flowers

[rain pilot]

I am used to being flayed

[tall lagoon]

indulge in the human experience

[rain pilot]

I am used to this point of a nice debate it goes down hill

I am enjoying this alot

[dire kayak]

[rain pilot]

Ghoul had made me think about a few things

[astral basin]

My old man was a vac shock cleaner when he was younger
Would say often “just gotta pretend the floating turds are dollar bills”
…now that hes a porta john sucker ig its more apt

[rain pilot]

I like that

I like challenging my ideals

[dire kayak]

i just killed a c'tan shard

[rain pilot]

Makes me less bored

[astral basin]

Eh?

[rain pilot]

did they stutter?

[dire kayak]

c'tan shard of the sufferer

:3

[astral basin]

Ngl
I still hate the idea of ctan in necron army lists
But. Warmed to the idea of transcendent now that i know more lore
And the new reaper looks sick af

[jaunty path]

farts and leaves

[rain pilot]

locks door

[dire kayak]

disintegrates

[rain pilot]

no

[astral basin]

Holds bags over faces

[rain pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/no-im-not-human-cat-gif-10798736230298585701

[nocturne bloom]

Why is it always rectum stuff with you

[jaunty path]

I have bowel issues you should be more respectful

[nocturne bloom]

That's the perfect way to put it

[jaunty path]

Bites you

[nocturne bloom]

Goobs... someone is trying to bite me...

[dire kayak]

[dire kayak]

bites you

[nocturne bloom]

Fantastic job

[jaunty path]

Licks your eye balls

Actually

Specifically your right eye

[nocturne bloom]

Idc

Thats my bad eye

[jaunty path]

Aw

Ur left eye then

[dire kayak]

yaaayyyyy >w<

[feral vessel]

Biting is very bad and unkind.

[astral basin]

Transcendent are the shards usually in batteries
Wth is a void dragon doing on the field? The nightreaper? I get theyre in poke balls that suck them back in if they even impulse against the necrons
But. Eugh.

[feral vessel]

Don't be unkind.

My Beloved said that being unkind is very unkind.

..what?

[astral basin]

Kindness. An evocation against pain. Often times quick and painless

[dire kayak]

but i like itrt

[feral vessel]

biting other people is unkind..

[dire kayak]

i like tasting people i love by biting them
or hurting people i don't like by biting them

[feral vessel]

Bite chew toys.

[dire kayak]

neverrrr

i don't like how they taste

[nocturne bloom]

Wait wait

bite me instead

[dire kayak]

bites you

[feral vessel]

Hmm.

I see.

Biting hurts, though.

And hurting is unkind..

I think?

[nocturne bloom]

Maybe I like it

[dire kayak]

if i do it lovingly i don't do it very hard :3

[nocturne bloom]

[dire kayak]

biting you is very nice >w<

[astral basin]

Chee toy. Rubber. Meant for exercising jaw muscles and gums

Rather than bite, take small nibbles. Less work, less risk of damage

[nocturne bloom]

Dont even gotta hold back

[astral basin]

Buncha freaks

[dire kayak]

[nocturne bloom]

Yea. I sleep face down every other night

[winged oasis]

The pack master is gonna make me cry vro

Pls don't tell me it's just an ogryn that makes p,ox hounds even more cracked

[dire kayak]

the name of that sticker gave me ptsd to fraud

[rain pilot]

I'm in agony

the rain

the rain found my nerves

fucken restless legs syndrome

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[astral basin]

Its an ogryn that spawned special armored hounds
less damage taken, more push resistance

[rain pilot]

pat

[rain pilot]

What do you mean more

There is a penence about pushing dogs which like

why

why is that a penence

[dire kayak]

[rain pilot]

I shot them mind air like a badass