general-chat

[rain pilot]

leaves

[placid sundial]

But he made a good impact

[fair bridge]

oh yeah he ran the regiment first

[sleek harness]

Joe come back

[jaunty path]

[sleek harness]

I got a question

[rain pilot]

Oh

[placid sundial]

Then gave his sword to Sharpe, so the men would respect him

I fuckin LOVE they referenced this scene in Vermintide 2

[sleek harness]

I would ask Missus but she would probably respond incorrectly on purpose

Anyways

[rain pilot]

ask away

[sleek harness]

What's your opinion on Space Wolfes

[twin flower]

stinky

[rain pilot]

pretty cool backstory

[sleek harness]

Cool

[rain pilot]

WAIT

I DIDN'T

[sleek harness]

And what do you think about the DLC for SM2

[placid sundial]

Almost word for word
"You're giving me your sword, so they think I'm an Officer/Witch Hunter?"
"No Sharpe/Kruber, so they think that I liked you"

[sleek harness]

You didn't what

[rain pilot]

Don't got the game

[rain pilot]

I didn't mean to make a pun

[placid sundial]

Ripoff

[sleek harness]

Look at some screenshots from the DLC

[placid sundial]

I'm mad

I wanted squad banter

[twin flower]

What'd they do

[placid sundial]

Lied about voiceline amounts

[rain pilot]

They be doing that alot lately

[twin flower]

Oh lmao

[placid sundial]

They included the number of lines recorded in other languages in the quantity advertised

[twin flower]

Its a lot less am guessing

[placid sundial]

Without disclaimer

[twin flower]

the funny

[placid sundial]

A lot less, and squad banter & objective barks are still base game

[rain pilot]

Oh so that is why people say that they are just Ultra Marine lines

[fallow oyster]

OMG anyone seen the ogryn pack master

[sleek harness]

No

[rain pilot]

sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sleek harness]

We didn't

Like

What are you talking about

[fallow oyster]

The trailer is out

[sleek harness]

What trailer

[twin flower]

Did think it was a bit late in the game to decide to add like unique voicelines now depending on the chapter youre in

[rain pilot]

Does the trailer have bug fixes?

[placid sundial]

"Slavic game dev been here"
"How can you tell?"
"89% CPU usage"

[fallow oyster]

They didnt even fix the cosmetics

You think the gonna fix bugs lol

[rain pilot]

I just want the game to be back at the summer state

[fallow oyster]

Nah the bugs ARE the features

You’ll have your bugs and like it - FS probably

[rain pilot]

Fat Shark's short form can be used for also fuck sake

[fallow oyster]

Full suplex

[thick fog]

Swedish game studios*

[shut kayak]

i need a mate for havoc the first time

[stark bobcat]

What are you trying to do with havoc?

[cobalt wharf]

Tencent will authorize 3 hours of bugfixing for the team. The rest of the time must go towards new classes and meeting that minimum profit margin.

[stark bobcat]

grind low levels for the penance, or climbing the ranks?

[shut kayak]

i just wanna climb

[stark bobcat]

Have you completed an auric maelstrom?

that jumps your rank to 16

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075 Then read this and post in your region to get fast response from active players

[shut kayak]

ok

[visual vortex]

Thunderstorm

[arctic tapir]

Possibility of precipitation?

[visual vortex]

Yes

See lightning

And heavy rain

[thick coyote]

Possibility of Pluviousity

The Second

[clear crypt]

anyone can carry havoc?

[fallow oyster]

Ogryn pack master is just ogryn arbite

Just had a thought

Ogryn pack master is gonna be a ogryn with 5 rocks tied to a leash isn’t it

[elder merlin]

Imagine the glory if we had gotten it as a class instead of a enemy

It would have truly been glorious

[fallow oyster]

Sah you can’t park your corpse here sah

[elder merlin]

"Do you have a permit for those dogs?"

[fallow oyster]

Technically not a dog

[elder merlin]

Well, whenever this guy comes, wonder if it'll be with the next class

[elder merlin]

PoxHOUND

Infected dog is still dog

[fallow oyster]

Admech is definitely the next class

Inhales copium

[fallow oyster]

It’s just a giant pimple

[visual vortex]

i shaved

now i am clean

[somber stream]

👶

[abstract junco]

British Police:

[somber stream]

Your friend

Is it the Ukrainien who play football

[abstract junco]

Yes...?

[somber stream]

Small world lmao

[abstract junco]

He told me to join because it has "like minded people"

[somber stream]

Roight

And then not joining himself, what a prick

[abstract junco]

Hes a character fore shore

[wicked pike]

What's up, rejects?

[somber stream]

Hope and dreams trooper Dylan

Hope and dreams, up in smoke

[wicked pike]

I told you not to run smoke grenades

[somber stream]

It's better than the bubble on high Havoc okay

[abstract junco]

The sky

[wicked pike]

A sky? In this economy?

You get a nice, steel gray bulkhead

[abstract junco]

A british, smog filled sky

We can't afford blue

[wicked pike]

Fancy

On my best days, I get a concrete wall.

[somber stream]

Slap some wood on it and a few green then you're good to go

[wicked pike]

Concrete is sort of like rock, which is natural

[abstract junco]

Whos gonna tell him we cant afford green

grayscale all we got

[somber stream]

Damn, that's bleak

[wicked pike]

Grim and dark, even.

[somber stream]

Recently i tried putting lavender, cinnamon and dried orange peels around the corners of my room

Sounds like a major white women move but man

[wicked pike]

How did that go?

[somber stream]

The scent is very relaxing

[abstract junco]

Major is an understatement

I love lavender though!

[somber stream]

Lavender rules

[wicked pike]

It is a major white woman move, to be clear, but I'm glad you like it

[somber stream]

Think our forefather did that way back

[wicked pike]

Entirely possible.

Likely, even, I would say.

[abstract junco]

White NYC woman or California woman

[hollow dawn]

Why not both

[wicked pike]

Gonna go with Cali.

[somber stream]

Sounds like a Cali thing, yeah

[abstract junco]

Its like trying to put hot and cold together

[wicked pike]

NYC white woman would be more aggressive

[somber stream]

Those go for scented oil

Which is a gimmick btw

[wicked pike]

Good luck telling them that

[hollow dawn]

So that would create a Midwest white woman?

They fuse together

[wicked pike]

Horrible

[teal token]

E

[somber stream]

Texan? Yeehaw

[teal token]

Will we have new cosmetics coming?

[somber stream]

Though i have yet to meet any with cowboy accent

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht

[wicked pike]

Best I can do is a reskin

[somber stream]

Hello Jerry

[teal token]

A good reskin?

[rain pilot]

Hillary Clinton once said "Women are the most effected in wars because they lose their fathers, brothers ,and sons"

[wicked pike]

Another krieg set

[teal token]

Do we have purple cosmetics for veteran?

[teal token]

Green Krieg?

[wicked pike]

Every man on earth dies, women most affected

[rain pilot]

lol

[fallow oyster]

Ah fuck it’s armoured pox hounds it’s gonna be carapace isn’t it

[teal token]

Plastic

[wicked pike]

Don't worry, the carapace is only on their heads

[rain pilot]

unyielding

[gloomy void]

New boss unit yay!

[abstract junco]

Midwest urban woman specifically

[wicked pike]

Green? In this economy?

[rain pilot]

More bugs

[teal token]

Yesh?

[fallow oyster]

A zippy wholly carapaced pox hound is scary

[wicked pike]

How about a darker gray?

[wicked pike]

A fate worse than death.

[jaunty path]

atleast its limited to one boss.

and not a new base enemy.

[somber stream]

Wait

What's this about armoured dog

[wicked pike]

It will be one one soon enough

[teal token]

Came with any deco?

[somber stream]

That's fucking illegal

[jaunty path]

[fallow oyster]

True thank the emperor

[wicked pike]

Commissar? Right here

[fallow oyster]

You’ll find out soon enough

[teal token]

Hello comrade Missus

[wicked pike]

It'll be fine

[teal token]

How about Brown?

[wicked pike]

This is fine

[somber stream]

WilliamDaFoelookingup.gif

[jaunty path]

we'll be alright

[wicked pike]

Red pants and blue coat, final offer

[teal token]

Can I have the other Moebian armour color sets?

[teal token]

Isn't that the Mordian Iron Guard color?

[wicked pike]

It might be, but we'll never get that so French coded krieg is all I can offer

[teal token]

Oh..

[somber stream]

I'd like a Praetorian

[teal token]

Welp just gib me the Moebian sets in different colors then?

[wicked pike]

British expeditionary forces larp

I can dig it

[somber stream]

I know a few brits

[wicked pike]

My condolences

[somber stream]

The larp will be legendary

[drifting hedge]

anyone else having backend issues?

[fallow oyster]

I know a few bits

[wicked pike]

Yeah, constantly

For years now

[drifting hedge]

i think quickpaw spilled cheese on the servers i cant sign in rn

[teal token]

Anyone here have the green and red Moebian helmet for the Ogryn?

[wicked pike]

I seriously think there aren't actually any servers, it's all peer to peer run through a single laptop

This allows fatshark to save money on server costs so they can create better cosmetics

[drifting hedge]

no, just this black one with a red diamond "b" on it

[teal token]

I see

[somber stream]

So Speedtest.net got sold for a billion dollar

[teal token]

I wish there are more color/reskin/variant of Moebian armour

[warm maple]

how bout you speedtest how fast you can spread yo- dies

[wicked pike]

Which ISP provider bought it?

[somber stream]

An alternative site where you can test your speed without losing your info is

[somber stream]

Accenture

Also bought Downdetector

[wicked pike]

Rip

[somber stream]

A Norwegian state-made one

Goes by, and i shit you not

Nettfart.no

[teal token]

Lmao

[wicked pike]

I don't believe you

[somber stream]

Try

[wicked pike]

.gif

[lilac crag]

perhaps

[wicked pike]

Alright, there appears to be a website by that name that tests your internet speed

Still not convinced it isn't a psyop

[somber stream]

🧍‍♂️

🕺

[teal token]

A smooth criminal?

[wicked pike]

Annie, are you ok?

[warm maple]

I hope you psyop me

[teal token]

No because Annie is in havoc?

[wicked pike]

Annie should be happy, then.

[somber stream]

I know what the world need right now

[wicked pike]

No greater privilege than to die fighting the enemies of the imperium

[teal token]

Your heart?

[somber stream]

At this very instant, a Goth themed donut shop

[wicked pike]

My heart belongs to the Emperor. And a few sisters of battle.

[somber stream]

Employees are all goth wearing maid uniform

[teal token]

Free getting beaten service available?

[wicked pike]

And commissar Dukane, obviously

[teal token]

She's not a patience woman

[wicked pike]

Neither is the Emperor

[teal token]

Perhaps?

[wicked pike]

I mean, probably. I never actually met the Emperor

[rain pilot]

He's chill

[wicked pike]

Good

[warm maple]

he's just sitting around

[teal token]

Bing chiling?

[wicked pike]

I now understand why we all were sentenced to death

[teal token]

No tolerance?

[rain pilot]

Yes

[wicked pike]

I suppose that is one word for it

[teal token]

Perhaps?

[vapid matrix]

Hello chat

Rate my profile

[teal token]

Hello comrade Mason

[teal token]

[vapid matrix]

I’m super duper baked

[teal token]

Cooked or cooking?

[wicked pike]

6/7

[vapid matrix]

People ask me ingame what the numbers mean

[wicked pike]

You better not tell them

[vapid matrix]

66666

77777

[teal token]

Moebian 6 no 7?

[wicked pike]

Have you tried calmly explaining that you are Victor Reznov?

[somber stream]

Some of you need to be put down

[teal token]

To your heart?

[wicked pike]

That's what I was saying!

[somber stream]

5 metres underground

[teal token]

Not 6 or 7 feet?

[vapid matrix]

Uhhh

[teal token]

[wicked pike]

Genestealer cults live further underground than that

[vapid matrix]

Me rn

[wicked pike]

We need to go deeper

[jaunty path]

we need teenage mutant ninja genestealers

[wicked pike]

Why? That would be horrible

[jaunty path]

why not

[wicked pike]

I'm getting taken down by a pervert with a net gun and some jolly suicide bombers, I don't need any more challenges

[jaunty path]

why not

its cool!

[wicked pike]

Not for me!

[jaunty path]

:(

[wicked pike]

I like my GSC stupid and poorly armed

[astral basin]

Hiho hiho off to hell i go

Was thrown into mortis trials the other day

Did not know what to expect

[somber stream]

16 Pogryn back-to-back

[astral basin]

Was trapped in a container w a hellbore. Pox Bombers and flamers

[wicked pike]

Plasma gunners. Everywhere

[astral basin]

I was roasted in an oven

[warm maple]

Hellebore? I hardly knew her

:/

[wicked pike]

We call that a suboptimal tactical situation

[warm maple]

Should of used Recon Lasgoat

[astral basin]

Hellbore was highest power in inventory, dont have its mastery
And. I thought i was still doing the event (wasnt me that started it)

Ngl. I like hellbore better than plasma

[nocturne bloom]

Hellbore is goated

Only people that hate it are the people that can't hit anything

[jaunty path]

same thing applies to crusher

[astral basin]

Things tend to die too fast for me to use it
Or groaners

[nocturne bloom]

Monsters new flavor is pacific punch but low carb
Actually based

[astral basin]

What the punk punch?

[nocturne bloom]

Ye

[elder oasis]

I heard we found out the little nickname for the next class, and we are getting a new monstrosity enemy with lots of good boys

[astral basin]

Yeah its a 0 sugar
Its got. Tropical flavor to it.

[nocturne bloom]

Wouldn't say tropical

[astral basin]

Its in my regular rotation over pacific

[whole glade]

The combat patrols come out tmr righ?

[astral basin]

Soon™

[whole glade]

well i have a plan if i cant get my hands on one

[astral basin]

About to try the “strawberry shot” monster
Hope im not as disappointed as w the voodoo grape

[astral basin]

What patrol?

[whole glade]

VOODOO GRAP

[nocturne bloom]

Femboy plus monster
Wonder what the plan is

[whole glade]

IS GOOG

[nocturne bloom]

Oh

The game

[whole glade]

night lords

[nocturne bloom]

Duh

[astral basin]

Interesting

[somber stream]

Monster drinkers

[elder oasis]

Night lords are cool

[nocturne bloom]

Always so cute looking

[astral basin]

Voodoo grape tastes like
Some other caffeine drink
“Like cough medicine” according to some associates

[somber stream]

😨

[whole glade]

its got the nemisis claw, chosen, jump pack lord, and a rhino

[nocturne bloom]

Ive had it a bunch

[whole glade]

tell em that a lousianian said it busses

[whole glade]

grassass

[nocturne bloom]

Its more juice than monster imo, like Welch's

[astral basin]

Grassy ass

[elder oasis]

I dont think it does, i think its a legionary kit but with the upgrade sprue from the nemesis claw so it lacks their special weapons I think

[whole glade]

the nemesis uses legionaries

[astral basin]

I didnt feel like it seemed like a juice

[elder oasis]

Are they not a kill team? Ive never heard of a kill team kit using a base 40k kit

[whole glade]

goose

[whole glade]

google is le free

and ive built legionaries

[nocturne bloom]

Not as much carbonation imo, was a lot smoother than most

It tastes like grape nos is the way I say it

Rare nos drinker I know

[astral basin]

I meant the flavor
Grape nos seems appropriate
I wouldn’t go so far as to say a sparkling water energy drink

[whole glade]

nos green apple sacve my hs carrer

[nocturne bloom]

Its just a flatter grape nos

[whole glade]

wel i cant have carbo

so it slaps

[nocturne bloom]

We literally ONLY have grape and normal nos in my area for the past decade

Tragic

[astral basin]

It tastes like Ghost Grape
Now that i think about it

[whole glade]

green apple so goog

[nocturne bloom]

Import green monster is my crack. I drove to another state to buy it once

[astral basin]

A non mainstream 0 sugar energy drink
Rather than monster
Idk

Bottoms up on the strawb shot monster

[whole bough]

the only drink that isnt water i drink is sweet tea

the store had a 3 for 3 n 6 packs

so i got 36 sweet tea bottles now

im a sweet tea holic

tho i will say

i like sweet tea that still tastes like tea

not just the sugar water stuff

[astral basin]

fkn southerners and their damn gallon of sugar tub nondescript black tea

[whole bough]

i grew up in alaska in the country

which is basically the north of south

[nocturne bloom]

I just make my own sweet tea

[astral basin]

It tastes like base monster
With strab flavor to smooth it
Egh

Egh with phlegm

[whole bough]

i would but i either drink a ton or dont drink for a while

and bottled means it can last a while without drinking

[somber stream]

Milk

[nocturne bloom]

Can last just as long if you make it and seal it right

[somber stream]

👶

[whole bough]

yeah but im lazy

[nocturne bloom]

All you do is throw it in a jar and leave it near the stove

[astral basin]

I think i just dont like the base flavor profile of 0 sugar

[whole bough]

i also dont actually have any good way to make tea

[nocturne bloom]

Got a ton year round

[oak nexus]

what kind of tea is in sweet tea

[whole bough]

idk im a convience head

i cook basically everything else

[whole bough]

black tea

bitter and kinda earthy which sugar counters

tastes good

[oak nexus]

hmm ok, we drink a lot of team but ive never made sweet tea

always served cold?

[whole bough]

if you want the exeperience of fresh sweet tea

pour it in a cup with ice

[elder oasis]

Yeah i guess they did just reuse the legionaries lmao. Even Xenos get their own stand alone kits so kind of lazy but its better then the shitty excuse for an upgrade kit the corsairs got so not all bad

[whole bough]

yea

sweet tea is usually iced

there is like honey tea which is similar but thats hot

and its honey not sugar

[nocturne bloom]

Extremely easy

Cheap too

[oak nexus]

now that I think about it I got some mango tea that mentioned using it for iced tea

[whole glade]

welcome to playing a non chaos traitor force in 40k.

we have to use the fucking chaos units and rules too

[astral basin]

Feels bad man

[elder oasis]

Yeah i play 1ksons so i have a lot of hand me downs. Its not as bad as World eaters and Emperors children but its a little lame.

Not quite the same scenario as non chaos traitor forces but similar in that they share units when id prefer new kits

[astral basin]

I feel like kson rules get changed often
I wouldn’t know tho

[whole glade]

teh new Red chorsairs are good kitbash models

[elder oasis]

Tho tbf no legion is quite 100 percent non chaos so its not like its too influffy to include some chaos stuff

[whole glade]

but fuckkk i hate using chaos units

the HH night lord upgrade sprues good too

[elder oasis]

The alpha legion is going to get some love at some point, Solomon akkura (their current main 40k character kinda like Talos for the night lords) is confirmed to have a model

I might start playing vanilla csm again when that happens

[whole glade]

yeah but night lords are goth vampies

[astral basin]

Ffs

Ofc

I should have known

[whole glade]

yeah bc fuck the blood angels

poser ahh vampires

[elder oasis]

Idk they drink alot of blood

[whole glade]

thats all they do.

[astral basin]

BA are the
Too much time on their hands type of vamps
Not the edgy ones

[elder oasis]

They also have some angel and jesus themes mixed in wih the vampire stuff

[whole glade]

thats just a blood fetish

[whole glade]

vampires are eastern euro.

not angelic

so not vampires

[astral basin]

Angelic ye
Golden boy stuffs

[elder oasis]

Both themes can be there at the same time smh

[whole glade]

can they go out in the sun?

then not vampies

are they eastern euro?

no?

not vampies

[astral basin]

I cast
Twilight sparkle power
I cast
Vampire diaries “day walkers”

[whole glade]

twilight fucking ruined vampires

[elder oasis]

Night lords can definitely go out in the sun

[patent grove]

Blade isn't eastern european

[elder oasis]

Lol

[whole glade]

they prefer not too

[elder oasis]

Me too

Maybe im a vampire

[whole glade]

Nosferatu 2025 best vampire media we've had in YEARS.

[elder oasis]

So basically what you are telling me is they are too Italian to be vampires?

[whole glade]

they are just posing as tragic vampires

if twilight was in 40k*

[elder oasis]

I feel its more like a few members are rocking the vampire aesthetic due to the association with vampires being nobles but also monsters

[whole glade]

vampires are not noble.

[elder oasis]

Nobles

Aristocrats

Its a dichotomy

[whole glade]

the og goth vampires are rotting bodies that can shapeshift and eat blood from chests.

[elder oasis]

The blood angels are a noble chapter of philosophers and warriors but have a secret monster within.

Exactly like the vampires who were nobility

Night lords were murderers, first and foremost

[whole glade]

so others wouldnt have to be.

[astral basin]

Stokers Dracula was very much an aristocrat

[elder oasis]

So both accurately portray some type of vampire trope

Just different tropes

[whole glade]

og goth vampire myths.

not fucking movies.

[elder oasis]

No its not just movies

[whole glade]

old vamp myths show them as rotting people with the need to consume blood

[elder oasis]

The idea that nobility were vampiric was not invented by a movie with Keanu reeves

[astral basin]

Bram Stoker is what kickstarted vampires in wider media

She was a writer

[whole glade]

watch Nosferatu 2025 and 1922 and those are VAMPIRES

[elder oasis]

And also the vlad dracula vampire thing was smth that developed while he was alive and took off further after his death

So the noble vampire stereotype is also old.

Thats why alot of vampire games rationalize it as being different blood lines.

[astral basin]

The book Dracula was written in 1897
Someone either serialized a local myth bc of Stokers popularity, or fanboyed the shit out of it

[elder oasis]

Like both exist but the secret noble ones and the ugly monster ones are both different blood lines

[whole glade]

Fanboyed

[astral basin]

Also. Brothers Grimm were just deranged. They made freaks of every urban legend tbey came across

[astral basin]

I said what i said
People are freaks, and have no shame
Wattpad used to be the modern home for them before they went corporate

[elder oasis]

So like if you played fantasy vampires you would have a strigoi army instead of a sylvania army is what im hearing Koz?

[whole glade]

all my homies hate blood angels and hollywood for ruining vampires.

[elder oasis]

Hollywood did not invent the noble vampire trope

[whole glade]

the angelic part

i hate the most.

[elder oasis]

The angelic part isnt part of the vampire thing, its used to contrast the monstrous nature of the blood angels

[whole glade]

oh no my dad died be our grandpa aint do shit

and saw it coming

get over it.

[astral basin]

Angelic vamps is supposed to be a trope trend, directly abrahamic
“Something so pure and beautiful, fallen to the worst lows”

[elder oasis]

The red thirst predates the death of the angel

You are thinking of the black rage

Which isnt really part of their vampire theme

[astral basin]

For 40k?
It was more like “even the most beautiful is savage and wrathful in this setting of war”

Revenants

What a joy to have learned of them

[whole glade]

my dad died on his own will. to prove the imperium's hypocrisy.

[elder oasis]

The death company dont really have a vampire aesthetic besides the base blood angel stuff

They typically lean more into skull motifs and church stuff

[quaint moss]

sell your soul

[astral basin]

Black Company is more of a
Special forces squad
But um. More angry.

Oh hey grog

[elder oasis]

With one pretty boy

Tycho is funny af, fell to the rage cuz he got turned ugly by an ork plasma gun

[astral basin]

I was gonna say, theyre all pretty boys

[elder oasis]

Yeah but only tycho went crazy due to wanting to be a pretty boy

Tho i liked his model

And the death company dread

[astral basin]

@whole glade look up Necroscope
Its a book series
Its vampire… themed
A little graphic. A lot graphic actually. The author had some issues now that i think about it

[elder oasis]

Put that bad boy and some death company in that flying transport and go kill some fools with possibly infinite attacks

And then take an objective cuz those boys were troops

[astral basin]

Oh. Stoker was irish
Cool

[elder oasis]

I also thought it was funny that blood angels super charge all their engines (Much to the annoyance of the more strict admech) but couldnt figure out how to do it with the land raider so they just started dropping them from the air lol

[whole glade]

ah yes cold war esp and Soviet side as more ruthless, brutal, and willing to use dark, ancient powers for global domination.

my fav

bc every soviet was a godless criminal.

[astral basin]

Tbf, the main character didnt care for the government
He just got wrapped up

[jaunty path]

reminder to everyone to worship the devil

[elder oasis]

Satan is cool, and an anagram for santa. Coincidence?

[whole glade]

i prefer odinn

[jaunty path]

whos dat

[whole glade]

i love when all of the USSR entirely evil.

[whole glade]

odin the allfather

[jaunty path]

what religion

[whole glade]

norse polytheism

or Asatru

[jaunty path]

european

gay

[whole glade]

sure bubbas

[elder oasis]

Being gay is cool

[whole glade]

hell yea

[jaunty path]

endorse the actions of the devil and his followers

[astral basin]

Soviet hate was common at the time
Also again now w the last few years
It was cold war themes tho. Who else but the russians

[whole glade]

Warsaw

[elder oasis]

Wait a sec.... that picture.... is that an artillery witch?

[whole glade]

litterally any NATO and WARSAW

wouldve worked.

[whole glade]

ya

[elder oasis]

Kinda based, in a totally loser hell follower when clearly beelzebub is the true god kind of way

[whole glade]

@astral basin Romania was in the Warsaw pact

WHERE VAMPIRES CAME FROM

grahhh

[astral basin]

British view
And vilifying nato is a bold move

Tho warsaw pact shouldve been a heavier influence tho if the guy was doing research

[whole glade]

ya

i love when western media gets the east wrong

[whole glade]

beelzebub is a lazy fatass whos too busy to sit in seat in the court to focus on his plague

[jaunty path]

east = ninjas

[whole glade]

ermm

[normal linden]

So, sliding protects you vs range attacks, right? Does it include nets? What about dog's pounce?

[jaunty path]

You can dodge..dogs if youre lucky. nets no

[elder oasis]

How is breeding hell flies and standing lazy? Breeding hellfies is a very demanding pastime

[whole glade]

bc he need to add his power to the 7 sins.

but hes selfish

[delicate vapor]

[elder oasis]

Do any of the big 3 sit at the court? I dont think lucifer is at his seat either why should beelzebub sit at a council of lesser beings

[astral basin]

Ok so.
Apparently the warsaw pact was still in effect while the Necroscope was written
So. Targeting a whole regime would still be dangerous vs simply throwing “this country during superstitious scares”

[whole glade]

every other sin does their job

Abaddon (Wrath), Moloch (Envy), Eligos (Pride), and Mammon (Greed), while Beelzebub (Gluttony) rejects his seat, and the seats for Sloth and Lust are currently unknown.

[elder oasis]

Which is to bicker and fail and fall to infighting. Mamon and the navy are like the only major successes there

[jaunty path]

what if

the captain boss in dt said 67676767677

[whole glade]

bc mammon controls egypt

[jaunty path]

instead of 77777777

[astral basin]

Brian lumley was Eastern
English
Not western

[whole glade]

he has all the shit he needs

[thick coyote]

Then it'd be a maniac of tzeentch

[astral basin]

Western of the Eastern maybe

But not American western

[thick coyote]

And I fucking hate how I can picture that on their voice

[whole glade]

thats Western in terms of world and CW

[elder oasis]

Plus beelzebubs plagues were the closest to taking out europe and still have a major foothold in the middle of enemy territory

[whole glade]

dont got the oceans tho

[elder oasis]

And are the only forces we know of to have somehow gotten past the big ole wall

[astral basin]

you said western, thats the Americas
Eastern is the other set of landmasses
Far East is Asia

[whole glade]

Sol. please read about the Cold war

theres a whole wall

that seperate the two

Western and eastern

[astral basin]

Thats berlin
In germany

No wait. Different time

[jaunty path]

can anyone explain why I shouldn't worship the devil

[whole glade]

North America: United States and Canada.
Western Europe: West Germany, France, United Kingdom, Italy, Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg, Denmark, and Norway.
Strategic Allies: Non-European nations such as Australia, New Zealand, the Philippines, and Thailand (through SEATO).

thats how the CW was fought.

[elder oasis]

This is true, for who cares about the oceans when the pathogens are airborne. The grail does not need to utilize water to invade the other side of europe, for it literally is the only hell power to be in the middle of europe already

[astral basin]

That goal post is moved for identifying who was doing what

It states west europe

Not global

[whole glade]

google is frre sol. Western countries inclue those euros.

please

please just read.

[whole glade]

as he just doesnt help the court to get europa

[astral basin]

Hmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[jaunty path]

the west is the best in the world, and thats why eurolosers get mad when we say we're better

the truth is like the sun

[astral basin]

I enjoy being difficult for this one too much

[jaunty path]

it burns

[elder oasis]

Why would he? You are an enemy power not an ally

[whole glade]

as we kill our own? and kill leaders?

[jaunty path]

which we

[whole glade]

start wars that kill people?

[jaunty path]

r u US or europepe

[whole glade]

US missus.

[astral basin]

@whole glade nightlords are only bat themed, not vampires

[jaunty path]

glory to the god emperor trump

[whole glade]

goth*

fuckass

[elder oasis]

You are just trying to start drama smh

[whole glade]

i unironically saw that on TT

[astral basin]

One can argue
That the majority of the imperium is goth

[whole glade]

NO.

i will fight that

IM FUCKING GOTH

THE IMPERIUM TRIES TO BE GOTH

[astral basin]

Their official language is “gothic”
They have skulls everywhere

[whole glade]

high gothic*

[jagged sedge]

thoughts on the new boss anyone?

[elder oasis]

The puppy master?

He looks dope

[jaunty path]

its rlly difficult being the greatest country in the world

[astral basin]

Thats just a differential
Its like saying “i speak fluent latin” and “i speak bastardized latin”
For high and low gothic

[low blade]

Dude when I saw him I fuckin pissed

[whole glade]

still

the only goth faction is NL

[jagged sedge]

pissed?

[elder oasis]

Number 1 in obesity and army spending for sure

[whole glade]

missus

plz save yourself

[astral basin]

are the dark aeldar a joke to you

[jaunty path]

malding as USUSAL

[astral basin]

Ususal

[whole glade]

yes.

[jaunty path]

wdym

[whole glade]

dont make your brain rot

[jaunty path]

but im right

best coutnry

[vapid matrix]

Yooo

[elder oasis]

Strongest country, but not the best

[thick coyote]

If low gothic is English
High gothic is latin + bullshit
That means mid gothic is Portuguese/Spanish

[astral basin]

@jaunty path the reason to not worship satan
You are willingly naming yourself as someone that endorses everything thats bad in abrahamic religion.
Which. Is a lot ngl. But mostly the actually bad stuff like harming others
Be pagan instead. Or some flavor of naturalist.

[thick coyote]

Oh and french

[jaunty path]

but what about all the bad things those apart of the abrahamic religion did

[thick coyote]

And since we know french exists in 40k

[astral basin]

Low gothic would be english, spanish, and all the other stuff that comes from latin

[jaunty path]

and thats super broad

[elder oasis]

This isnt accurate, the figure of Satan is alot more complicated then that

[thick coyote]

That only confirms my theory

[astral basin]

“For the Emper-“
wait no “for the church!”

[jaunty path]

You've proven my point

Seeing their history, and their current nature.

Christians really can't put themselves above satanists

[astral basin]

The origins for the figure is more complicated
The figure itself as its known? Still complicated. But why debase yourself and commit to the butt end of the joke?

[shell night]

This respawn system needs a look-see. Spawning like 3 sections away from your team ain't fun on high diff when they need to fight through mobs making it take even longer.

[thick coyote]

Try not to say just don't die
Try not to say just don't die
Try not to say just don't die

[jaunty path]

I agree, the spawn distance should be way shorter. this game is already hard enough. make it more fun and let us spawn closer

[shell night]

Unless it's their intention to make people wait over 10 minutes to be picked up

[jaunty path]

in havoc thats real common ngl

[thick coyote]

However I do agree that some spawns are bullshit
Cough under the train tracks on ascension riser cough

[elder oasis]

You mean the figure as it is known by modern audiences mostly coming from a christian background, not as its actual themes and actions in the bible and its romantic literary interpretations and symbolism.

[astral basin]

When the collective history is that long, youre bound to find some bs in any organization
Even present day charity groups have bad seeds that will wave their flag for terrorism
People suck

[jaunty path]

Too extend my opinion a bit further, only yesterday I watched a video going over how christianity was used as a get off scratch free card for ahem Bad people.

And yes, youtuber sourcing bad I know

but its a pretty indepth video on how it sort of provided them immunity through things like "repenting"

[astral basin]

Again. People suck. It takes one leader figure to change the course of the entire group

[elder oasis]

Are you referring to the catholic practice of confession and its controversial relationship with the justice system?

[jaunty path]

No not just terrorism but the doctrine itself is very controlling. Think Mormons, Jehovahs witnesses, etc. Especially the ladder since apparently theyre not allowed to do blood transfusions. Which is required for basic medical care treatment, like Surgery.

[astral basin]

The majority of people live through habit. They dont actually bother with niceties, only whats in their day to day

[jaunty path]

It's just omega disturbing

[astral basin]

It depends on the doctrine yes
I was naming a buzz word example more than anything over going in depth

[elder oasis]

Mormons and jehovahs witnesses are not normal examples of denominations and far from representative.

But i do think its dangerous to have rules and leadership that are essentially beyond criticism or questioning

[stiff elbow]

satanic worship usually isnt genuine lol

[jaunty path]

Definitely yeah. that is true.

WORSHIP THE DEVILA

also yea

im p sure the church of satan is atheist

[astral basin]

Tbh. I pretty much expect a lot of religions to be controlling
Having a way for a wider populace to act within the scope of the goals the leadership is putting forth
People suck at every level

[jaunty path]

and actual satan worshippers are just furries

[stiff elbow]

its mainly just rebellion against traditionalist authority, not just church authority but also modern conservative orders based on faith-and-flag.

[astral basin]

Thats… counterintuitive

Omg not the furries 😭

[elder oasis]

The church of satan believes in magic, but yes do not believe in a deity

[stiff elbow]

usually the political left takes up the mantle of "satanic" worship

[jaunty path]

i think its just shock value lmao

[stiff elbow]

yeah cus they arent actually satanists

[stiff elbow]

HINT HINT

[elder oasis]

Its not counterintuitive if you look into the typical patterns of counter culture and how those movements develop

[jaunty path]

not the furries

buddy

its everywhere

either actual satanists or spiteful ppl

[gloomy void]

I’m excited for the new boss. Looks neat

[sweet field]

I just want a tusk mask for my ogryn

[stiff elbow]

The Satanic Temple is very nontheistic, created in response to the intrusion of Christian values on American politics

they are church-and-state seperatists and civil rights activists believe it or not lol

[astral basin]

I used to like counter culture folks
But like. They get so incessant
To the point that they basically become the buzzfeed operators that they are against
In my case it was more “counter counter-culture” but. Still

[stiff elbow]

most of these people dont gaf about the meaning being the beast or devil worship, the icon of satan itself is inherently rebellion, against old traditionalist orders

[elder oasis]

Yes for sure, and since the thing you counter uses the church and its symbols, the things that church opposes become part of your brand and doctrine.

Satan is the adversary, and stands in defiance to an unjust tyrant. Alot of romantic works reinterpreted the figure as a sorta ultimate renegade

[jaunty path]

Here is why baby consumption is problematic. if you eat one baby, you need to eat another. Because it wouldn't be an even number of infants consumed. but that second baby didn't taste that bad, so you eat a third. Now you must eat another, because three is not an even number. And the cycle continues.

[stiff elbow]

yes

satan is the ultimate rebel

satan is empowerment of the self

[jaunty path]

If you interpret the snake as the devil

he gave humanity free will

[astral basin]

Origins of Dionysius
“So, theres these people in the woods that we allied with. Theyre kinda scary af, but we dont actually know what they do so. Yeah. Hes your patron god of parties now.”

[rocky radish]

"we are good because we say we are good. All those crimes we commit and hatred we spread? Shh, you aren't allowed to talk about that"

[stiff elbow]

well yeah this is the point

You gotta be loud to get people to listen to you

[jaunty path]

Thats the problem

christians always dance around that

[stiff elbow]

everybody preforms some sort of populism, sociopolitics and religion are both inherently populist in a way

[jaunty path]

its almost like religion as we know it is inherent breeding ground for bigotry and racial supremacy...

[astral basin]

All the screaming made me deaf
wait whys everything on fire? What moron pushed the red button clearly labeled “do not press or we die”?

[stiff elbow]

the western political left (aka any leftist who isnt a status quo center-left liberal) embodies christian teachings better than the traditionalist western right imo

[jaunty path]

they say I should stop eating babies, yet I consume another

[astral basin]

Spit it out

[jaunty path]

no

[elder oasis]

Alot of enlightenment era philosophy and politics dripped into western religions to the point where alot of the core values religious fundamentalists expouse appear to directly oppose the ministry of jesus

Its a strange thing

[jaunty path]

my politics are what I find the most funny in the moment

[delicate vapor]

[elder oasis]

At one point churches were the bedrock for welfare systems, this is still the case in some communities but the amount of big political pundits who expouse anti welfare rhetoric while claiming to have strong Christian values is astounding to me

[stiff elbow]

Blessed shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock!

[jaunty path]

hey thats a bible quote

as much as I dislike christianity, their book is pretty based

with all the murder and incest in it

right up my alley!

[stiff elbow]

the modern conservative ideology is, by its core, simply not compatible with the theology of jesus christ

god bless liberation theology

[solid cloud]

hello guys is there a commodores vesture reset next week?

[jaunty path]

every thursday

if god comes to me in a dream

and tells me everything I do from that point forward is just and holy

[twin flower]

are you gonna eat him too

oh

[jaunty path]

would it be true

[elder oasis]

This is definitely the main issue with the idea of holy inspiration. Even if you could prove its 100 percent true that god talks to some people it would be very difficult to actually verify the false prophets from the true ones.

[stiff elbow]

my transgender antiphallus is telling me i must sell myself to sin (private equity pharmaceutical corporations)

[astral basin]

Actually a good representative

• A group of people builds a button within a population
• The people that come later are told to not press the button under any circumstance
• Hierarchy is made to prevent it from happening.
• People ask why, get mad when they dont have a clear cut answer. Rules emplaced to discourage it. More people get upset bc the rules are “unjust”
• discourse. More rigid rules. Fights. Eventually the button gets pressed (bc a disagreement will continue until there are no parties that argue)
• what the button does? Who knows. Might blow everything up, might jam the coffee machine.
  But what if people were told that it jams the coffee machine? Does it make coffee only certain people like?
  Eventually someones not gonna say, or someone doesnt listen, or has some other excuse, and we are back to the end result anyway.

Except for the people that left the situation altogether for various reasons. Lotta times they are safe.

[jaunty path]

I see bullet dots

chatgbt generated

[astral basin]

No im just that dumb

[jaunty path]

What is the difference between the true ones and the false ones

[elder oasis]

The true ones are true and the false ones are false of course

Dummy

[jaunty path]

right

So

[astral basin]

Always forgetting reading is a lost talent

[jaunty path]

Its time to visit the local dunkin donuts

[astral basin]

I dont read either ngl

[jaunty path]

and treat myself to the inventory

(glazed donuts)

[elder oasis]

What do they glaze it with

[patent grove]

They replaced Jesus with supply side Jesus

[jaunty path]

anything you imagien

ok so

[stiff elbow]

you have a very 14th century pre-reformationist ideal of christanity

[jaunty path]

That is an inherent problem because the brain is VERY good at making things seem real.

Just because it sounds like something is speaking to you doesn't mean it is

[stiff elbow]

next your telling ME i have to put all my money onto some fat guy's little bedside toilet so that i can take more years off my afterlife

[elder oasis]

For sure

[stiff elbow]

humans are not cattle meant to be herded

[elder oasis]

Yes humans are not cattle, they are apes

[stiff elbow]

im gonna fling shit at you like an ape

[jaunty path]

Shit I could take my occasional sleep paralysis as like a demonic presence.

A VOICE WAS COMING FROM MY MATTRESS ONE TIME.

If I didn't have the most basic sense I wouldve called an exorist or smth

[elder oasis]

They are meant to be in troops

[elder oasis]

You mean like a human

[stiff elbow]

humans are social creatures like almost every other animal on earth

[patent grove]

Then how come.some.humans are cow boys but no humams are ape boys?

[stiff elbow]

they arent meant for rigid hierarchies built upon 14th century social constructs

[jaunty path]

spiders aren't and spiders are one of the best creatures on earth so like we should go by what they do

[elder oasis]

And apes are technically monkeys, since they nest in a group called old world monkeys. But big monkey doesnt want you to know that

[stiff elbow]

i hate spiders

[jaunty path]

77777777777777777777777777

NUKES TO YOUR HOME

[elder oasis]

I am an ape boy

[stiff elbow]

humans are GOYCATTLE

meant to give MORE money to the UAE and ISRAEL

[jaunty path]

IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[stiff elbow]

YISRAYEL

[jaunty path]

IS REAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL

[stiff elbow]

Ramadan Mubarak from TEL AVEEIV

[elder oasis]

Most spiders arent, but one social species at least does exist that stick together after hatching and take leftovers from bigger spiders. And if the bigger spider doesnt provide enough left overs they team up and eat them.

But other then that i think you are correct

[stiff elbow]

are you apart of KKKKKKHAAAAAMAAASS

[somber stream]

🚨 BOLITIK 🚨

[stiff elbow]

class conscious spiders

wait spiders are actually.... awesome...

dialectical spiders....

[jaunty path]

ME, YELLING AT THE MIDDLE EASTERN MAN CALLING THE POLICE: THAT FAFEL OVER RICE WAS PROMISED TO ME 3000 YEARS AGO MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[patent grove]

Jumping spiders are the coolest, so inquisitive

[jaunty path]

INCORRECT

Orge spiders are cooler

[patent grove]

I thought that said ogre spiders..

[lilac crag]

first message I see at work

you're so peak missus

[cosmic burrow]

how about toilet spiders

[elder oasis]

Jumping spiders are wild since they have such basic brains but are capable of some very complicated things in respect to that small brain

[stiff elbow]

real proletarians rise up and eat their institutionalist bourgeosie spider mothers

[jaunty path]

the hell 😭

[jaunty path]

fuck I meant ogre spiders yeah.

big ass eyes

coolass net

hell yeah

theyre a bit big

but theyre cute

[astral basin]

Theres 3 fights in organization
It comes into competition for resources (actual or ideological via people)
It comes into competition for what it should do with its resources (leadership and communal upkeep)
It comes into question why the organization still operates. (Whether by loss of function or stability)

Whether it wins those fights, loses, or adapts? Its still only a matter of time

[jaunty path]

tbh jumping spiders are cute

[elder oasis]

I once met someone who thought tarantulas were not spiders. The conversation was made more difficult because modern spiders are part of a group called "true spiders" and they thought that meant only true spiders were spiders

[jaunty path]

7777777777777

[cosmic burrow]

the thin ones with reall long legs that every toilet is obligated to have

[jaunty path]

motherfucker

[astral basin]

I like orb weavers
They usually have smiley faces on their butts

[jaunty path]

Why are arachnids in your fucking toilet

[astral basin]

Possibly Australian

[elder oasis]

Third times the charm

[cosmic burrow]

toilet the room

[patent grove]

Australia has toilet spiders??

[elder oasis]

I am afraid of spiders, but i leave them alone when i find them in my house because its not their fault my brain is like that

[astral basin]

Australia has toilet snakes too

[thick coyote]

Water

[elder oasis]

They drink toilet water? Damn

[patent grove]

Same. I see a house centipede or silverfish though? I'm committing war crimes

[elder oasis]

Did you know spiders have a sense that detects moisture and we dont. We instead identify wet things by the temperature and feel. Which is why sometimes a really really cold piece of cloth can feel like it's wet even tho its dry

[astral basin]

I give them a chance before eviction
If their web ends up in a spot it shouldn’t be, theyre getting too comfortable.
If theres bugs about, they arent doing their job

[thick coyote]

There's this methodology
We call it 4 As
Basically there'll be any insect/arachnid if there's
Água (water)
Alimento (food)
Abrigo (shelter)
Acesso (acess)

4 As

[elder oasis]

Your house has all those things

Dang

That sucks

I rarely find house spiders

[thick coyote]

If there's too much cockroaches
Watch out for scorpions

[jaunty path]

guys

[elder oasis]

But what kind of roaches

[jaunty path]

the spider from hazbin hotel

[long sigil]

finally working fat shark

i hope they add weapon too

[elder oasis]

Normal roaches are fine, but the USA has flying ones

[long sigil]

public weapon update need

[jaunty path]

TELL US ALL OF THEIR SECRETS

[long sigil]

they are fat ass

[astral basin]

Scorps aren’t native here

[patent grove]

Big if true

[astral basin]

Barf

[elder oasis]

Scorpions are odd little buggers

I dont think we have any in canada, other then pet stores

[astral basin]

Scorps are the wasps of the spider world

[elder oasis]

Arachnid world you mean

[astral basin]

Am under educated American
Those words are same

[elder oasis]

Also not all wasps are fucked, so always remember to try and identify which wasp you are dealing with before murdering it for existing

[astral basin]

Is why i said wasps
Not hornets

Fuck hornets

[thick coyote]

Plead that you don't know how to identify them but you do know that you have to get rid of invasive species
That's why you killed it without even knowing

[elder oasis]

Some hornets are okay too. Here in Canada we have these smaller yellow ones that sorta look like a bee if you glanced at them but they only sting when near their nest.

So when you see a lone one in a dumpster or smth they are very unlikely to attack you

[astral basin]

Interesting

[elder oasis]

Territorial i guess is the term

But tbf if a 20 meter tall ape was near my home id also be nervous

So i cant blame the hornets too much

[patent grove]

Ever see a metallic blue wasp? Those things look dangerous af

[astral basin]

Here we have something called “dirt daubbers”
They look like red wasps. Never heard of them being aggressive

[delicate vapor]

Weapon

[elder oasis]

Tbf humans are invasive by definition to basically every environment so should i murder people for the planets health?

The logic of humans thinking themselves as the planets caregivers while also destroying it is a funny one

[thick coyote]

While I do agree with the sentiment
I'm just going to quote my old instructor
"Prove it"

[elder oasis]

It also sucks since a majority of invasive species we technically are responsible for

So its like sorry little guy with no awareness of what's going on you came here in a banana crate and now i have to genocide your species for being too good at adapting to the new enviroment

The way the wind blows i spose

[thick coyote]

There's some Brazilian bees that are European/African hybrids

You can't hurt those

But African bees are considered invasive around here

[patent grove]

Dragonflys are the goated insects

[thick coyote]

Turns out someone in the past tried to make the European bees make more honey

[astral basin]

Ive been lucky enough to not have been stung by anything

[elder oasis]

Killer bees

[thick coyote]

And now we have aggressive European/African hybrids bees

[astral basin]

I have been bitten by a spider once was i was a toddler
Awful experience

[thick coyote]

They can do some unbelievable damage yeah

Pretty crazy

[elder oasis]

Another funny one if that the bee movie acted like if honey bees stopped pollinating the USA would die. But the honeybee isnt native to north america.... and the continent wasnt a wasteland before the settlers brought them so.... bee propaganda?

[astral basin]

Old man was scared it was a b recluse or a widow since both are in the area
Just had a high fever and a radiatingly painful bump. Doctor visit didnt share anything major though

[thick coyote]

We are lucky most spiders just want to live peacefully on their corners

[astral basin]

It was a lesson in pollination
But it focused on bees

[elder oasis]

The recluse and widows have a nasty reputation but i dont think they actually are all that likely to kill people even without an antidote.

How many kills a year do they even get? Id be surprised if its higher then 1

[thick coyote]

The bee that stung the lawyer guy should've died and raised the stakes on the movie

[elder oasis]

Widows havent killed someone since 1983 according to the CLANKER

[astral basin]

Its simply how potent they are
If they didnt have a bad rep, more people would die bc they didnt know to avoid the bite
Old man didnt make an effort to remove the widows in our yard bc they stayed in spots that were never visited

Recluses tho? I heard they were more aggressive

[elder oasis]

No they wouldnt, apparently 2000 people get bitten every year yet no one dies.

The truth is spiders are beta bitches when it comes to venom. Its snakes and scorpions (and even then only a small amount of scorpions) that have the uber will kill you immediately type shit

[rain pilot]

women kill more than vemon each year

[elder oasis]

Cows too

[rain pilot]

huh

[thick coyote]

Latrodectus is more painful than deadly
But if aggravated can deal some awful awful damage

Also bees
Bees being like

[patent grove]

My brother was bit by a black widow, had to be airlifted to the hospital

[thick coyote]

3rd most lethal animal

Or something

[elder oasis]

Random thought but did you know some people dont think insects and spiders are animals

[rain pilot]

what

[elder oasis]

Your brother sucks then, because the widow hasnt killed someone in literal decades despite biting thousands every year

[astral basin]

Insert “fish is fish not an animal” clip

[elder oasis]

Its possible they were allergic

Some people get really bad reactions to spider bites but its less about the spider and more the person

[elder oasis]

Omg that's from that podcast where the one guy says the dumbest things ever in clips isnt it

[thick coyote]

Tbf most animals only have like 4 limbs
Then you have insects with 6 and arachnids with 8
Fuckin millipede 🗣️

So yeah I kinda understand where they are coming from

[rain pilot]

people did man or bear question

What about bear or "bear"

[elder oasis]

Shark week once had a special where they named the top 10 deadliest sharks and since sharks are actually pretty chill only 4 on the list had even attacked a human

Silliest shark propaganda piece ever

[patent grove]

I bet fat shark was on the list

[elder oasis]

That great white attacks rarely result in death is a great example of how chill they are. Because if they wanted you dead you would just be dead no question

[rain pilot]

which one?

[elder oasis]

I swam with sharks in the Galapagos

[rain pilot]

I need more of your meds

[elder oasis]

People often are surprised when i mention it wasnt in a cage, just swimming in open water

[rain pilot]

I am not shocked

[astral basin]

Animal is a word for living things
Its either plant, or animal
And theres breakdowns further on you go

[rain pilot]

a dangerous shark would be a hungry one

like any animal

ever

[thick coyote]

Fungi being more animal than plant 😭

[rain pilot]

they are fungis

[elder oasis]

Technically there are more then just those two kingdoms but yeah

[astral basin]

Also whether or not they are single celled

[thick coyote]

It's really funny once you think that humans might be so shroomius

brain rot.png

[astral basin]

Microscopics have their own class system

[elder oasis]

The other kingdoms are less varied then plants and animals and plants are prolly like half of the living matter on earth

Then you got the weirdos

Like fungi

[rain pilot]

I am seeing a mix of amongus and nurgle

[elder oasis]

Among us????

[rain pilot]

Someone

art this to give people pain

[astral basin]

Fungi are considered plants based on characteristics rather than make up

[elder oasis]

What

[rain pilot]

Sounds like social bs to me

[elder oasis]

Do you mean in like a culinary way

Because they arent plants in a scientific sense

[thick coyote]

The drip matters 🗣️
Fungi got that shit on

[rain pilot]

pretty sure fungi got it's own class

[astral basin]

Whoops theyre their kwn class

[thick coyote]

Have I ever eaten shrooms?

Maybe I should order a pizza another day

[astral basin]

Drippy mushrooms. Interesting

[rain pilot]

magic and normal yes

[astral basin]

My mushroom consumption is limited

[rain pilot]

why

[astral basin]

My consumption of most things is limited
I dont get out much

[thick coyote]

There's a much room joke in here somewhere

[elder oasis]

Is it class? Pretty sure its a higher level of organization

Class would be like "mammal"

[rain pilot]

classification

[elder oasis]

You cant shorten classification to a term that is also a kind of classification its confusing XD

[rain pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/no-im-not-human-cat-gif-10798736230298585701

[elder oasis]

I cant remember the full order, its like

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Genus
Species

Im missing some

Domain

[rain pilot]

[elder oasis]

Family

Cant believe i forgot family

[rain pilot]

family

family

family

family

[astral basin]

Domain. Enter a jjk fan

[rain pilot]

Family

[elder oasis]

Domaom expansion, taxonomy

[rain pilot]

Fast and furious

[thick coyote]

Domain expansion
Chimera Fungi Garden

[fiery marsh]

heyooo
I joined to ask one thing is the game still ALIVE?
before I purchase the game and all

[steady tusk]

yuh

[somber stream]

Dead af lol

[thick coyote]

Pretty alive on the na servers