general-chat

[thick coyote]

[limpid vigil]

up to heresy sure , anything higher than that he get's shredded

unless you run taunt

but that is a band aid imo

[sleek harness]

No?

What are you doing, charging into 30 snipers without the rush skill?

[limpid vigil]

im not charging , im dying from all the gunners between one objective and the other

[feral vessel]

five hundred gunners

[thick coyote]

If only you had better guns to deal with it

#buffGunlugger

[sleek harness]

Could you cover in that situation?

[limpid vigil]

wich is kinda the fault of the guns and kinda fault of the skills

[feral vessel]

and

five hundred

more

gunners

[limpid vigil]

too big for cover

[feral vessel]

slab shield

[sleek harness]

Couch

[thick coyote]

All of them are suppressed because I actually know how to use the suppression mechanic

[limpid vigil]

yeah oggy is built like one

[sleek harness]

Crouch

[thick coyote]

#buffGunlugger

[south valve]

🛋️

[sleek harness]

Sybau

[limpid vigil]

that one weapons makes me so mad

[thick coyote]

Couch lmao

[feral vessel]

Skaven calm down..

You're not being very kind.

That's unkind.

[sleek harness]

I am calm

[feral vessel]

No you're not.

[sleek harness]

I am a gentleman

[limpid vigil]

hi calm

[sleek harness]

Very kind

Yes

[feral vessel]

No you are not.

Calm down......

[sleek harness]

I am

[wise depot]

LMAO

As if half of us don’t do that as well intentionally

[thick coyote]

Only way to feel alive is having 500 snipers aiming at you

[limpid vigil]

(you see , why tf do i need to use a shield to not die? WHY? IM a giant meat tank the size of a honda accord)

[thick coyote]

And then dodging at the very last millisecond

[dire kayak]

meow

[thick coyote]

#buffGunlugger

[dire kayak]

[south valve]

Blue goober

[feral vessel]

matrix scene..

[south valve]

bloober

[feral vessel]

YOU'RE BLUE NOW TOO??

[dire kayak]

blue supremacy

[limpid vigil]

I might be the size of one but why tf do my guns feel like im hitting the enemies with bb's?

[limpid vigil]

she has to be

if she'd be green she'd die

[dire kayak]

skaven was literally like
"whats wrong with you,,, why are you blue"

[limpid vigil]

imbluedabedidabeday

[feral vessel]

Hey, I'm becoming green tomorrow.

Fucker.

Or maybe..

green soon.

Not tomorrow.

[limpid vigil]

sounds like poxwalker talk

[dire kayak]

GREEN TOMORROW!!!!!!!

[nocturne bloom]

Mmmmm pink and red 🤤

[sleek harness]

What is wrong with you... Why are you blue

[nocturne bloom]

You can be blue too

[sleek harness]

No

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[honest sedge]

Looking for models for my human facial expression artwork series with reasonable pay.Dm Me if interested!

[nocturne bloom]

No

Leave

[south valve]

Silence clanker

[nocturne bloom]

🗣️

[limpid vigil]

they should make stim flavoured energy drinks

[south valve]

Why can't we get this bot removed?

it's been days

[feral vessel]

monstert

[limpid vigil]

id slorp down some green

[feral vessel]

slurp slurp.

[limpid vigil]

have yall heard of a gonster?

[feral vessel]

I've noticed that my thighs make a very loud thunderclap when I slap them.

Unusual....

[limpid vigil]

a thinderclap if you will

[south valve]

[dire kayak]

oh god

[limpid vigil]

i swear it's not as bad as it sounds

[nocturne bloom]

Im a visual learner

[south valve]

lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Send thighs i need to understand what they are

[feral vessel]

It is unusual, because my thighs aren't really shapely.

[dire kayak]

thats just me when i turn into a monster

[dire kayak]

[nocturne bloom]

You know what to do

[limpid vigil]

it's guiness beer mixed with a monster but ig it can turn you into the hulk

[feral vessel]

Only if you ask very nicely.

[nocturne bloom]

Pwees send me thighs, ill be a good little discord kitten 🥺

[oak nexus]

[feral vessel]

Fuck you, you're not getting anything with a tone like that,

fucking fucker motherfucker..

[nocturne bloom]

I like that more

[dire kayak]

[thick coyote]

Has it?
It's the first time I see it

[nocturne bloom]

Say that more

[nocturne bloom]

[south valve]

Use the search thing in the top right

there's 5 results from it

[feral vessel]

You got a thing for that?

Jolly gee.

[oak nexus]

thats a lot of freak stickers

[feral vessel]

Stop posting Umamusume. It is distracting.

[oak nexus]

is there a third

[limpid vigil]

god i hope they make a leon kennedy bodypillow for totaly normal reasons

[oak nexus]

keep posting Umamusume 🙏

[feral vessel]

Run that back?

[nocturne bloom]

Say thighs in a discord chat IM IN, say MY posts are distracting

[feral vessel]

Run tht FORWARD.

[dire kayak]

AAAUUUGGGHHH THERES PEOPLE BLASTING MUSIC OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

[feral vessel]

Yeah okay, sorry for mentioning human anatomy, shithead.

[limpid vigil]

leon kennedy bodypillow - runs back

[oak nexus]

https://x.com/Alice3DS/status/2029225013790798080

[nocturne bloom]

Mention it all you want

[limpid vigil]

valid

[feral vessel]

I made a noise I don't think was very kind just about now.

[oak nexus]

ty for clicking

[limpid vigil]

Then make your body apologize for making it

[feral vessel]

Mm, don't think I will..

Going to actually make myself some consumables now.

[nocturne bloom]

Might i ask for a reenactment

[south valve]

You're quite freaky

👅

[feral vessel]

At this hour?

Only naturally.

This is as freaky as my asexuality will allow me to be in DT-general specifically..

[nocturne bloom]

So if it wasnt DT Gen...

[feral vessel]

The standards are lower elsewhere.

[south valve]

Does that mean you'd be more freaky?

[feral vessel]

Less.

Only chat with more freakiness standards is zealot-chat on fridays specifically.

Wait, isn't Friday tomorrow.

[south valve]

What happens on Fridays?

[whole glade]

i will eat you.

[crude tiger]

Femboy Fridays

[south valve]

I've been talking here like just over a week and my general impression is mainly that people are very cannibalistic

[south valve]

Oh right

[whole glade]

i will not.

not for free.

[oak nexus]

freaktide friday

[whole glade]

freaky friday

[nocturne bloom]

Can't believe there's a whole day themed around me

[whole glade]

and me

dont forget me lamia

[nocturne bloom]

[whole glade]

you heard me.

[feral vessel]

Yes,

that.

Femboy fridays.

[whole glade]

ugh finneeee..

[nocturne bloom]

I didnt

[feral vessel]

How much will we have to extort you..?

[nocturne bloom]

Im a visual learner

Not a listener

[feral vessel]

Will there be a group special?

[feral vessel]

Ah, fuck.

[whole glade]

gimme a 2000pts of Night Lords.

[limpid vigil]

i got's a stupid idea but i think a fun idea

[feral vessel]

I think I'm worth that much..

[whole glade]

firee

[feral vessel]

Do you want a kidney?

[whole glade]

nah

[feral vessel]

Talk..?

[whole glade]

fineeee....

[limpid vigil]

a sidegrade for big friendly rock - big friendly slab . you rip a giant slab of concrete from under ya and yeet it

that or being able to throw explosive barrels and mines / chandaliers as grenades

[oak nexus]

throwing barrels seems sick

[south valve]

Let me pick up heretics and throw them

[limpid vigil]

oooh and make picked up bombers and bursters explode when thrown

[whole glade]

IM A HERETIV

GRAHH

[south valve]

YESS

[limpid vigil]

Or hear me out - big giant oggy hammer and a very obviously ripped out gun emplacement used as a gun

[south valve]

👀

[limpid vigil]

I love the kitbashed oggy weapons cuz the rest is too damn small

so like the maces and stuff

my fav is pickaxe

oooh or a big mace made from dead crusher armor

like a giant slap in the face for the heretics

id also say ogryn sized double barrel but i doubt that would exist

but it would make for a fun doomslayer playstyle

[nocturne bloom]

Nothing sent 🥀
Fraudulent world we live in

[limpid vigil]

Honestly now that i think abt it oggy has a lot of potential if they added more marks to the weapons he has

like a slug round rumbler (i think that is the shotty , can never remember if that's it or the nade launcher)

[whole glade]

DMs

JUST DM ME LAMIA

[nocturne bloom]

They always want me to initiate

[whole glade]

YE

[limpid vigil]

I had a terrifying thought

ogryn psyker

[drowsy lynx]

They're rare but they exist, too strong for darktide tho

[limpid vigil]

WTF

that is a thing?

[delicate vapor]

zzzz

[amber delta]

not sure if there is more than 1 canonical mention of a psyker ogryn, but yes it's a thing

[limpid vigil]

i also had another dumb thought - what if they made it so some active abilities synergize with the diffrent paths of the skilltree

like the taunt ogryn get's ammo regen for enemies affected by it and so on

id guess it would be op

but flavourfull

[limpid vigil]

any of yall want some polish lore?

[south valve]

Absolutely

I only know about the winged hussars

[limpid vigil]

did you know abt the soldier bear?

[south valve]

I don't, no

do tell me

[dire kayak]

houghhhh

i need a hug so bad

[limpid vigil]

basically some polish troops found a bear for sale in persia so they decided to trade some rations for him. Then they kept him around as a pet but when he was growing up they had to go to battle at monte cassino during wich he helped carry munitions wich earned him the title of Corporal. When he retired they let his battle buddies visit him and smoke cigars with him

Wojtek was his name

[dire kayak]

"omg where did darktide go"
i say with a suspiciously darktide shaped throat

[limpid vigil]

we got lot's of statues all around of him

[south valve]

Aww that's actually wholesome!

[stuck crescent]

They exist

[limpid vigil]

also aparently he has some statues in england also!

[south valve]

I heard that India used elephants to carry ammo in ww2, which is pretty cool to me

[limpid vigil]

he spent his retirement in the uk

[stuck crescent]

One was in one of the ghazghkull books, a female ogryn psycher

[south valve]

Damn, I've been robbed of this knowledge my whole life

as an Englishman

[rancid shore]

man

[limpid vigil]

also the guys he was with , the 22nd artilery? they wrestled with him for fun

[rancid shore]

finally completed an event mission

DEAR LORD I HATE THIS

[stuck crescent]

Join the club, mate

[dire kayak]

[split mauve]

i would have uninstalled the game if i didn't stop with this shitass event after 2 matches

[limpid vigil]

I am slowly getting thru the event just fine with the power of KRAK

[rancid shore]

what :c

[south valve]

Those guys are tanky af, jesus

[dire kayak]

the event sucksssssss

[limpid vigil]

i wish it was the smoking kinda although i guess it depends on the context

[rancid shore]

ohhhh

[limpid vigil]

still kinda pissed abt all the classes who get no boost from the nade regen

[lilac crag]

good evening chat

[feral vessel]

Good evening Alexander.

[lilac crag]

hi serg

[dire kayak]

good evening AAAAUUUGGGHHHH

[lilac crag]

rubs ur hair

[limpid vigil]

i read that as heavy from tf2

[rancid shore]

i think i killed around 15 crushers in a mission

[sleek harness]

That's it?

[rancid shore]

it was in uprising

[sleek harness]

That's it?

[dire kayak]

skavennnnn

[rancid shore]

im trying to spice the game up by replaying classes

[stuck crescent]

It's tolerable as vet with the right build but my zealot was dreadful

[sleek harness]

Blue Goober

[oak nexus]

[drowsy lynx]

Bloober?

[sleek harness]

Boober

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat you

[sleek harness]

No

[limpid vigil]

BOBER!

K*rwa!

[feral vessel]

Shat..

Chat,

what should I write about..

[sleek harness]

I have this deal with the devil that says that I cannot die in the day after I purchased something

[limpid vigil]

big tiddy goth women?

[stuck crescent]

Armageddon steel legion

[dire kayak]

write about

[rancid shore]

Son of Vulkan

[stuck crescent]

Big tiddy Armageddon steel legion

[limpid vigil]

THIS GUY GETS IT!

[feral vessel]

Hm, yeah, I like that.

[sleek harness]

I am allowed to do a plant joke

[feral vessel]

What?

[sleek harness]

You know

[feral vessel]

Thank God you didn't hear my talk about rebranding earlier.

You wouldnt shut up about it

[limpid vigil]

it was positevly THORNY

damn i overcomplicated it

corny worked too

[sleek harness]

You think?

Probably would be Missus instead of me ngl

[dire kayak]

big tiddy tempestus scion

[feral vessel]

I will be..

rebranding

to

'stupid plant' (TM)

alongside a new PFP,

[sleek harness]

Cool

[feral vessel]

some time in the future (TM)

That was stupid.

>maul groan

[dire kayak]

there can only be one bloober

[feral vessel]

Yes.

Enjoy that position

[dire kayak]

yaaayyyy

[stuck crescent]

Anything is better than krieg

[feral vessel]

Don't be givin' me ideas.

it'll probably be a big titty anthro shark or sum shit anyways.

[dire kayak]

[dire kayak]

[south valve]

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

[dire kayak]

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[feral vessel]

will be hearin' bout how anthro art always portrays sharks as 'too mammal'

[feral vessel]

tf it looks hot shur up..

if you want your shark to look like that dumb DC villain then sure..

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

What?

You're listening to me?

Oh, I'm so grateful for an audience.

[nocturne bloom]

Yea sure something like that

[limpid vigil]

wich shark villain? the sexy one or the dumb one?

[feral vessel]

There's two of them?

I was only aware of the Suicide Squad one.

[dire kayak]

[limpid vigil]

one is orca , pretty sure she is married to killer croc and was on the suicide squad

[feral vessel]

OOH, Orca

right

[limpid vigil]

or was in one of the suicide squad stories

[nocturne bloom]

[feral vessel]

Yeah she's a piece of work.

No tail though, unfortunately.

[limpid vigil]

a damn fine one at that

[south valve]

The person in this server called Orca?

[limpid vigil]

nah , the dc villain

called orca

[feral vessel]

No, they're a bitchass motherfucker that probably pissed on my nonexistent wife.

[south valve]

Oh okay

[nocturne bloom]

Yet

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

fym yet

F-

NO.

[south valve]

Is that a

reference?

[nocturne bloom]

[feral vessel]

Yes.

[limpid vigil]

honestly there are some banger villains in dc comics rn but all they churn out is the universe ending slop

[nocturne bloom]

[feral vessel]

Agree.

Don't read DC much, though.

[limpid vigil]

There are some good stories do not get me wrong , just - the smaller ones feel more personal and cohesive

[dire kayak]

[green vector]

[feral vessel]

seems like the last few years both DC and Marvel are obsessed with the idea of a multiverse.

[limpid vigil]

honestly what tf did they do with characters like white rabbit , mr bloom , heartless

For some reason they always squander the potential of the smaller guys

[feral vessel]

Which is fine. Multiverses are cool. But making your stories focus on the greater picture of the multiverse makes it feel really disconnected from the characters.

[nocturne bloom]

[limpid vigil]

heck even onomatopeia got his comeuppance in the animated show

[limpid vigil]

id kill for a new white rabbit or mr bloom story

[dire kayak]

[limpid vigil]

and those are JUST the batman villains

except heartless

that one was nightwing

[nocturne bloom]

[feral vessel]

did stop by a comic shop today

two of them actually

ended up buying three issues of beastars and two comics with Dredd.

[sleek harness]

Merp

[limpid vigil]

im kinda happy heartless is dead tho. he had a neat arc and they knew when to end it. I just wished his design didn't disappear with him

it was what read hood wishes he could be

[feral vessel]

Yes?

[sleek harness]

Just saying your name

[dire kayak]

man i love headpats

[feral vessel]

Merpp.. I see.

[feral vessel]

You're always stealing headpats that rightfully belong to me, brother Goober.

[nocturne bloom]

Ok

[dire kayak]

hmp,,,

[rancid shore]

so

question yall

im bored of darktide

nothing i do seems fun

[feral vessel]

Play something else.

[rancid shore]

what do you all recomend me try to do to find fun in it again

[feral vessel]

Play something else.

[sleek harness]

Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

[rancid shore]

what

[thick fog]

Why you wanna come to the kingdom twice

[rancid shore]

but i dont wanna play ow2

[sleek harness]

The hell you mean what

Search it

[dire kayak]

im up for what you're planning

[thick fog]

Open world RPG

[rancid shore]

i know what that is

but like

[tired compass]

kcd2, hades2, silksong

[rancid shore]

kcd2?

you all assume i have money to buy games

[nocturne bloom]

You sure about that

[rancid shore]

but back to overwatch i go then

[tired compass]

expensive hobby

[sleek harness]

Dude is poor

[limpid vigil]

God i hope one day we get a warhammer shooter where we play as heretics

[feral vessel]

What?

Who is forcing you to play Overwatch?

[little marten]

Guys in kcd2 can I avoid getting put in the stocks for not carrying the sacks

[dire kayak]

possibly

[feral vessel]

Is this a hostage situation?

[sleek harness]

I mean we could make it

Play KCD2.

[rancid shore]

literally dont have any other games to play rn

[little marten]

How do I get a horse

[sleek harness]

You buy

[feral vessel]

Psst, buddy. I don't think I can tell you this in general-chat because it's illegal.

[sleek harness]

Horse

[feral vessel]

But like..

You know.

[nocturne bloom]

Say less

[tired compass]

what about Highguard

[rancid shore]

yes yes

[limpid vigil]

Do you like platformers? Also do you not mind crying?

[little marten]

For real u gotta buy ur first horse?!?!

[sleek harness]

Not really

[south valve]

Get really good at chess

[rancid shore]

i do mind crying

[feral vessel]

umamusume react this man

[green vector]

yeah i hear its just got a big update

[sleek harness]

You can find the horse you start with of the cutscene

[south valve]

people will think you're smart

[little marten]

Where is the horse

[sleek harness]

At the very start of the story

[dire kayak]

[limpid vigil]

Just a tad of it tho?

[little marten]

Is it where I gotta go to bury my boys?

[patent grove]

How os KCD2 compared to the first one?

[rancid shore]

i hate crying ngl

i wish i had more operative slots man

[dire kayak]

mrrrp-

[sleek harness]

||The marriage place have a horse seller||

[green vector]

both shite

[nocturne bloom]

[feral vessel]

Yesterday, if I recall, I told you will only use 'merps' and 'yips' and 'yaps'.
Did you forget?

Bad.

[sleek harness]

||Henry will recognize his horse and then you can either haggle or get your horse back for free||

[limpid vigil]

im sorry but i must reccomend sheepy a short adventure on steam

[dire kayak]

[limpid vigil]

you will cry bcuz it's so good and it's free

[rancid shore]

hm

[feral vessel]

Pulling the belt out unless you start talking sergal, buddy..

[rancid shore]

i could suffer and delete all my operatives and start fresh

but with style

but i dont like cbt

so i woulnd't like that

[dire kayak]

y,,,, yip,,,

[limpid vigil]

alternatively grimhook is a very good demo

[little marten]

Ok thank you

[sleek harness]

Also a tip

[nocturne bloom]

Only im allowed to talk to goobs like this

[sleek harness]

Just ride the horse

[sleek harness]

For the rest of the game

Don't change it

[little marten]

What do you mean

[sleek harness]

You will know ehy

[little marten]

Oh ok

[sleek harness]

Just keep the horse

Don't change for another

[feral vessel]

Awh. Don't do it if you'll be sad.

i would totally use a floral-based honorific but the mossad is watching

[little marten]

Ok so what should I do

[dire kayak]

[little marten]

I basically got to a town and my homie got me put in the stocks and then he fucked off

All I been doing is brewing mad chamomile

[green vector]

thats the whole game

[green vector]

[little marten]

Figures another trash instalment like kcd 1

[sleek harness]

Are you at the ||wedding place||

[green vector]

chad opinion

[sleek harness]

||On Semine||

[little marten]

No I’ve literally just found out about it

[dire kayak]

literally me

[sleek harness]

Huh

[little marten]

Like I just finished the tutorial

Was helping some old woman in a forest

[sleek harness]

Well the first thing you should do is find a job

[little marten]

Then I got to town

Buy my homie wouldn’t help me carry the sacks and started a fight

[feral vessel]

What?

[nocturne bloom]

hmmmm

[feral vessel]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamia.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamia.

[little marten]

So I had to throw hands with the tavern

It ended badly

[nocturne bloom]

[sleek harness]

Theres this lady on the side of the road

Talk to her

[little marten]

Also how does food work do I need to diversify or just meet numbers

[dire kayak]

:3

[feral vessel]

Give me my dinner.

I haven't eaten yet.

[sleek harness]

Meet numbers

[feral vessel]

I demand dinner, Lamia.

[little marten]

Oh the pauper I spoke to her

[sleek harness]

100 mean you are full

If you pass it you will get debuffs

[green vector]

diversify yo bonds karka

[nocturne bloom]

Why from me

[little marten]

Do I get fat?

[sleek harness]

She told you ways to make money

[sleek harness]

No

[little marten]

I just want to brew potions

[dire kayak]

i can provide dinner too

[feral vessel]

What dinner.

What food..

[sleek harness]

Funnily enough selling potions is the best way to make money at the start of the game

I think theres a guide for that

[nocturne bloom]

[sleek harness]

I don't really do that because I prefer doing blacksmithing

Also yeah you can blacksmith things

[nocturne bloom]

Goobs is dinner??

[dire kayak]

uhhhhhh

you don't want to know

[little marten]

Is blacksmithing as good as bannerlord

What other jobs can I get

[dire kayak]

could be

[sleek harness]

Not really a job

A mechanic which you can profit

[feral vessel]

Delicious..

[green vector]

go farm for 16 hours a day and die of malnutrition

[feral vessel]

You know, since tommorrow is freaky/femboy friday, I think I'll use some unkind words.

[sleek harness]

Don't know about this but yeah I find it fun

[feral vessel]

And add tildes to the ends of my sentences.

[little marten]

Based North Korea pilled

[little marten]

Is the economy balanced and can I be a merchant

[sleek harness]

You have to beat on the iron in sync

[little marten]

Or can I just make 300 potions and break the game

[nocturne bloom]

[sleek harness]

Qnd Henry sings a tune

[sleek harness]

Depends on the merchant

[little marten]

Well me

[sleek harness]

Some merchant have money limit

[little marten]

Can I buy something 1 place and sell it another place for profit

[south valve]

Is this the game with "I feel quite hungry"?

[sleek harness]

Normally the things you buy sell for less

[little marten]

Dead game

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[little marten]

Can’t even be a merchant

[sleek harness]

The first game

The second game embraces it

[south valve]

Ohh okay

[sleek harness]

Theres theses chests in town

[feral vessel]

reminds me of stalker economy

[nocturne bloom]

Just like irl

[feral vessel]

artifact you risked your life for

[sleek harness]

If you pay it you can sell as much as you like

Without money limit

[feral vessel]

worth like 5 USD on the black market

[sleek harness]

30 bullets worth 400 shillings

[feral vessel]

(or the equivalent of 500 RU)

[feral vessel]

if it's anomaly that's more like

10 bucks every 15 bullets

[sleek harness]

This seems fair

[feral vessel]

I guess bro.

[dire kayak]

merrp

[feral vessel]

MERP!!

uugggghhh general chat is drying up..

[tired steeple]

Goober and alex aren’t matching anymore

[feral vessel]

they were matching?

[visual vortex]

I took nap

[tired steeple]

They were

[south valve]

Hey I can do that too

merp

[dire kayak]

things have happened

so im bloober now

or una

[feral vessel]

Merping..

for the merp god..

[tired steeple]

Oh you guys hate each other?

And want each other to die?

[feral vessel]

almost makes you wait for a merp winter..

[dire kayak]

ohhhh no no no no no

i still like him

[south valve]

This word kinda seems merpingless- I merp meaningless- I mean

[feral vessel]

Merp?

yip yip

[dire kayak]

merp for the merp god! yip for the yip throne! yep, yip, yerp!!! yip for the sake of yipping! yerp the merp! yep the mip!

[little marten]

🤔

[visual vortex]

I ate fish and coleslaw

[delicate vapor]

Er

[feral vessel]

shaw

[nocturne bloom]

Disgusting

Feel ashamed of yourself

[delicate kite]

Stop talking

Gogogogo

Save atoma

[nocturne bloom]

I have a complicated thing called a job

[dire kayak]

id work for you if i could

[void smelt]

Those are some awfully employed words from someone with such an unemployed activity

[nocturne bloom]

Thats called having a job that allows me to relax in a magical room called the break room

[nocturne bloom]

Doesnt need to be just a could

[dire kayak]

[tired steeple]

My birthday tomorrow btw

[feral vessel]

Happy early birthday.

Will not be present to congratulate tomorrow, possibly.

[dire kayak]

HAPPY BIRTHDy

BIRDHOUSE

BIRTHDAY

FUCKING FINGERS

[void smelt]

Merry Christmas

[nocturne bloom]

[tired steeple]

It’s not btw I lied

[dire kayak]

[dire kayak]

[void smelt]

500 lashings

[stuck crescent]

Pen blwydd Hapus

[void smelt]

And no more recaf

For a week

[nocturne bloom]

Lashing me won't fix me, it'll just make me worse

[stuck crescent]

......I retract my Pen blwydd Hapus @tired steeple

[dire kayak]

very good

[nocturne bloom]

[rancid shore]

yo

anyone else having errors in darktide?

[hazy kestrel]

Go to horny jail, or something.

[tired steeple]

Yeah sorry sometimes I just drop a fat lie cause like

It’s funny

[nocturne bloom]

They dont want me

[patent grove]

2014

[rancid shore]

no it is currently 2026

[dire kayak]

send me there too

[tired steeple]

So why wre you bloober instead of goober

[rancid shore]

blue goober

[patent grove]

2026 already!? Damn

[rancid shore]

ikr

[dire kayak]

im blue goober now

[tired steeple]

Ohhh okay

Time for bed

[acoustic pebble]

Female Anarchist: "I don't like you!"

Male Fatalist: "What a shame. I was hoping we could be friends."

Female Anarchist: "What? Really?"

Male Fatalist: "No."

[nocturne bloom]

Hi yes

[dire kayak]

haiiii :3

[nocturne bloom]

My establishment is said place

[hazy kestrel]

Why are you blue? (Da-ba-dee-da-ba-die)

[dire kayak]

the excitement i feel is immeasurable

[dire kayak]

hmmm

otomachi una

im an una fan now

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean.

[nocturne bloom]

They are NOT educated on vocaloid 🥀

[hazy kestrel]

I count this as a blessing.

[dire kayak]

okay so

you're gonna want to sit down for this

[nocturne bloom]

I will strip the tendons from your flesh and weave them into an artistry

[broken breach]

what maps does respawn manipulation work?

like can you always just go backwards and have closer spawns or do certain triggers negate it?

[acoustic pebble]

Female Anarchist: "Tithe-rats always get nice looking armor... IT'S NOT FAIR!"

Female Maul: "Do well, and I will speak to the armouror on your behalf"

Female Anarchist: "Wait, do you really mean that?! [Sounding hopeful]"

Female Maul: "Hah! I most surely do not."

[broken breach]

oh my bad wrong chat

[dire kayak]

otomachi una is a vocaloid created by crypton entertainment, she is one of the only voicebanks with actual restrictions on content use, due to her voicebank VA's age being 11 years old
otomachi una usually fits a playful and optimistic personality, and she has dark blue twintails

[south valve]

I like how fem maul is kinda cheerful compared to male

[acoustic pebble]

And Female Anarchist is more friendly than the Male

Sometimes

[hazy kestrel]

You could have just said it’s anime stuff.

[south valve]

It always came off as the reverse to me tbh

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not a fan of anime

[dire kayak]

ITS NOT

VOCALOIDS ARE NOT ANIME

[south valve]

Kinda real

[hazy kestrel]

What are you gonna make?

[nocturne bloom]

Something youd hate

[dire kayak]

they are INSTRUMENTS

[south valve]

They’re anime styled though, no?

[hazy kestrel]

That does not narrow things down by much.

[misty trench]

anime instruments

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Aquila

[misty trench]

hey hi

[acoustic pebble]

Female Anarchist: "You're dead big and ugly!"

Bully: "YEAH!"

Female Anarchist: "Ain't nothing to be proud of!"

Bully: "SAYS YOU!"

[dire kayak]

[south valve]

LMAO

[hazy kestrel]

Therefore, it’s anime stuff.

I was right lmao

[dire kayak]

[nocturne bloom]

Not entirely

[misty trench]

I mean tbf I know sweet fuck all about vocaloids xd

[nocturne bloom]

Vocaloids, simply put, are voice packs people use for music creation. Most just have an anime avatar associated with said voice

[dire kayak]

the characters you see representing vocaloids and utau are just characters, something to represent the personality, but that doesn't mean you have to use them

[acoustic pebble]

Bully: "I'M GONNA SMASH THEM ALL!"

Male Anarchist: "Nah, because I'M going to get there first!"

Bully: "AM NOT!"

Male Anarchist: "Am too! Just you watch me!"

[misty trench]

ah, it's at the confluence of anime and instruments then

[south valve]

I think there’s dialogue between bodyguard and bully that’s like

You wanna go smash some heretics?
Yeah!
Reckon it’ll be a good time.
Yeah!
You’re an ogryn of few words.
YEAH!

[nocturne bloom]

Vocaloids themselves are actually voiced by real people

[dire kayak]

exactlyyyy

same with utau

[acoustic pebble]

Pretty sure there is

[hazy kestrel]

This is my favorite dialogue.

[misty trench]

isn't all anime voiced by real people?

[south valve]

It’s great lol

[acoustic pebble]

Theres also a few with all Ogryns and all four Ogryn personalities

[south valve]

I’ve seen that

It must be impossible to get in game though

Must

[nocturne bloom]

Which is true. But the anime model most end up having in vocaloid is for media

[stuck crescent]

Cutthroat and brawler are still my favorite pairing

[nocturne bloom]

At its core, its basically the same as using something like auto tune or some form of vocal manipulation

[dire kayak]

most songs use the characters, but i can give a few examples where the characters are not used

[acoustic pebble]

Female Anarchist: "You and me, we're gonna be muckers!"

Male Loose Cannon: "Don't I get a say in this?"

Female Anarchist: "Yeah! You can best express your karkin gratitude!"

Male Loose Cannon: "Sure... I'll get right on that..."

He did not get on that

[south valve]

I’ve heard manipulation is a bad thing. This seems unethical /j

[misty trench]

so it's just music with an anime pfp attached

[nocturne bloom]

Miku alone there's a TON

[dire kayak]

in kyu-kurarin, the voicebank used is KAFU's but the character used is completely different, in looping the rooms, hatsune miku's voicebank is used, but her character is not used

and that's just two examples

[nocturne bloom]

Not even, a lot of it doesnt use any form of anime period

[misty trench]

my ladle when I'm about to put it into a boiling pot of soup

[dire kayak]

in fact, some utau don't even have characters attached

[south valve]

Vets just seem kinda annoyed with the HS

[dire kayak]

yi xi still doesn't have an official character

[stuck crescent]

Not as annoyed as arbi

[acoustic pebble]

Mainly the Male Loose Cannon. He's entered the "I REALLY don't give a shit" phase

[sweet wraith]

Loose Cannon gets along with them for the most part

[south valve]

Well arbis are PISSED

[stuck crescent]

Loose cannon has a good one with outlaw

[sweet wraith]

Pro and Cutthroat don't like em

[south valve]

Vets are more just like “done with this shit”

[nocturne bloom]

Plus I suppose it should go without saying that where most vocaloids are recorded and conceptualized, anime isnt seen anywhere near as negatively as it is outside said places. It helps it gain popularity in those areas

[acoustic pebble]

Buddy they're MORE than annoyed

[south valve]

Exactly

[acoustic pebble]

They're ABSOLUTELY LIVID

[south valve]

Great minds think alike

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional actually likes working with the Female Bounty Hunter

[south valve]

Oh yeah

[stuck crescent]

Queen kerillian is not amused

[south valve]

And loose cannon

[acoustic pebble]

Male Cutthroat tolerates Male Bounty Hunter

[south valve]

I guess it’s mostly just the men then

[acoustic pebble]

Imagine being an Arbitrator and being told you are working alongside alleged criminals, then turn around and see ACTUAL criminals all over the place and being told to work with them

I LOVE it!

[nocturne bloom]

They will never understand the vocaloid lore 🥀

[hazy kestrel]

I consider this lack of knowledge a benefit, tbh.

Anime bad.

[acoustic pebble]

The Outlaw personalities actually get along REAL well with the veterans

[delicate kite]

Lack of knowledge is clarity

[sweet wraith]

Fatalist hates hive scum, Maul really hates hive scum, and Authoritarian is really annoyed by hive scum

[south valve]

I don’t have to imagine

[stuck crescent]

Cannon has a good one with outlaw. Something about a personality clash

Loose cannon: Yeah, I had one, the commisar didn't

[dire kayak]

exactly

[acoustic pebble]

Male Outlaw and Male Professional have some lines about trying to recruit eachother

[south valve]

Oh okay, makes sense

[acoustic pebble]

Female Outlaw is hard crushing on Male Professional which is funny

[stuck crescent]

Outlaw is the most put together of HS

[south valve]

Outlaw’s just having a good time

[stuck crescent]

Makes sense they'd crush on the most normal vet

Even if he's a total dork

[acoustic pebble]

They're the only ones to volunteer fighting. Male Outlaw makes it clear that he is fighting for his home

He even gets mad when a tithe rat recommends orbital bombardment

[stuck crescent]

Male outlaw really is the most interesting of hive scum

[south valve]

Oh that’s interesting

[acoustic pebble]

I need to find the line for it

[south valve]

Adds a lot of depth if you think that they might be fighting for their families too

[acoustic pebble]

And which Arbitrator he's talking to about it

[stuck crescent]

Probably maul

[acoustic pebble]

Wasn't Maul actually

[south valve]

Do you have like a bank of these?

[acoustic pebble]

Might be Fatalist

[acoustic pebble]

None of your business!

[stuck crescent]

Please not be Authoritarian

Love authoritarian

[acoustic pebble]

Also there's a small one where one of the Bounty Hunters did mention only having one friend: a dog he lost to the rotters. So he actually likes the Arbitrators kill-mutts

Or was it something else

I could be wrong

[south valve]

😔 😔

[tender horizon]

I got the back half of that conversation but not the front

Ik BH says they want a dog

Specifically one of the arbs kill mutts

[acoustic pebble]

I saw this one too

[tender horizon]

Idk about anymore to it than that tho

[south valve]

Lots of the ops are jealous of the arbis’ dogs actually

The more we talk about it

[stuck crescent]

I feel bad, I never run dog

[south valve]

Same

[stuck crescent]

Axe>dog

[acoustic pebble]

Female Bounty Hunter however is not a fan of the dogs

[sweet wraith]

I've come to realize that there are only three personalities in darktide: the goody two-shoes, the fuck-it-we-ballers, and the angry bastards

[south valve]

Kinda

I’d say it’s like a ven diagram between the three

[acoustic pebble]

Female Bounty Hunter: "Your kill-mutt is eye balling me..."

Male Fatalist: "I can't imagine why. Have you something to confess?"

Female Bounty Hunter: "I ain't saying nothing, got that?"

Male Fatalist: "Time will tell..."

[south valve]

Michael Geary my beloved

[stuck crescent]

Where do ogryns land on that?

[south valve]

Dead centre I guess

[stuck crescent]

I dunno. Heavy is just your classic cockney geezer

And I've never met a centered cockney geezer

[sweet wraith]

Heavy is a bit of an anomaly

[south valve]

Day in the loife of a true Admonition geezer

[acoustic pebble]

Tertium geezer*

[south valve]

I guess

[sweet wraith]

Moebian geezer

[acoustic pebble]

That's actually better

Male Fatalist: "Perhaps it would be better to let this whole place burn."

Male Outlaw: "Ho! That's NOT what I signed on for this caper!"

Male Fatalist: "The motives of a lexbreaker do not interest me."

Male Outlaw: "Aye, I hear THAT a lot."

[rancid shore]

think someone told me before but

the bonesaw is still pretty shite right?

[south valve]

Is it?

[acoustic pebble]

Honestly it depends. Some use it well, some don't.

[south valve]

I always thought it was quite good

[sweet wraith]

I never see anyone using it, so maybe?

[acoustic pebble]

I seen it work pretty good on carapace

[rancid shore]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

on release i found it underwelming

[acoustic pebble]

But I like my shivs most

[south valve]

Use it if you like it and all

[rancid shore]

ill see on it now

[south valve]

I think it takes some getting used to

[acoustic pebble]

Male Outlaw: "You're no better than me."

Male Maul: "Not true. You are a lexbreaker."

Male Outlaw: "And You're a monster!"

Male Maul: "All is forgiven in service of the Lex."

[dire kayak]

AAAUUUGGGHHH

[delicate vapor]

E

[thick coyote]

[green vector]

[sinful relic]

Love joining a match and have one person just standing there looking around ,have 9 ogren spawn and wipe us because one person didn't want to get into the elevator right away.
Am I just getting bad luck or randoms just dumb?

[acoustic pebble]

Female Bounty Hunter: "You hold the line, and I'll hold it right beside ya."

Male Professional: "Good to know. Weren't expecting that from scum like you."

Female Bounty Hunter: "We ain't all the same."

Male Professional: "I guess we'll see."

[green vector]

randoms are rarted

[acoustic pebble]

Female Bounty Hunter: "You sure you were in the guard?"

Female Loose Cannon: "Course I'm sure! Why would I make anything like that up?"

Female Bounty Hunter: "Knowing you, for attention."

Female Loose Cannon: "Fair. Insulting, but fair."

[tender horizon]

I really like BH tbh

[acoustic pebble]

Me too. Male BH is my main

Anarchist has one with a Jokaero (And an angry Maul)

[sinful relic]

I can't get a single group with more than two brain cells to stay in f****** consistency and not run off trying to solo the plauge ogryn for the last 10 goddamn matches

[fluid gust]

u gotta carry my boy

[green vector]

happens

trust me ik its annoying

[sinful relic]

I can only carry so much as a lv 22 storm witch build

[green vector]

pre 30 psyker is dogshit

[sinful relic]

I was doing the vigil station Oblivion on malice and one person ran off instead of getting into the elevator at the very beginning of the game and let 9 ogren spawn and wiped us

[fluid gust]

ok pre level 30

you prolyl not gonna carry

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Feeling better are we?"

Male Fatalist: "I am not sure what you mean."

Male Anarchist: "So that WASN'T you throwing up on the valk? Eh? EH??"

Male Fatalist: "I do not wish to continue this conversation."

[green vector]

^

most painful class to level by far

what diff u playing on?

[fluid gust]

just get through the games

[acoustic pebble]

You played Hive Scum?

[green vector]

hive scum was easy to lvl

[acoustic pebble]

Going from Vet to Hive Scum, it fucked me up ngl

But now I got the hang of it

And ain't turning back

[sinful relic]

For me it was ogryn, because you're just screwed if you are caught in ranged and your teammates are as dumb as a box of rocks. Especially when they shoot the enemies you're trying to melee as an ogryn and to keep toughness up.

[fluid gust]

ogryn too damn slow

[sinful relic]

It feels like ogryn design isn't made for the current gameplay loop

Back when the game released he was fun

[fluid gust]

he needs a mobility melee fr

like a small knife

[sinful relic]

But, arbitrators do everything he was supposed to do but hundred time's better

[stark bobcat]

Welcome to power creep

[fluid gust]

ehh I think ogryn's group calling ability is pretty priceless

[stark bobcat]

He has a knife and it has a movement tech

[fluid gust]

idr what the ability is called

taunt?

half decent ogryn who knwos how to use taunt

much better than a pub arby

[sinful relic]

I love my Zealot but randos don't ever take advantage of chorus when I use it. So it feels wasted

[fluid gust]

when I used chorus I realized that and just used it for myself

and then I dropped chorus

cause whooooo da hell runnin chorus

in pubs

it is very damn useful though

[sinful relic]

I do because no one stays in consistency

[shell goblet]

depends on what my weekly assignments are on zealot for the week tbh

[green vector]

coherency

[fluid gust]

shroudfield clears unfortunately

having shroudfield is like a permanent guaranteed clutch if the zealot can live well

and has decent mobility

[shell goblet]

lowkirkuinely hate using shroud like it's one of the only abilities i haven't done penances for 💀

[timid birch]

hey uhm guys, I just joined to ask: Is there something wrong with the Europe servers? Its been lagging so bad lately with teammates agreeing, yet i didnt see any posts anywhere about it. Anyone know something?

[stark bobcat]

Alot of players have been talking about a lot of net code errors since the 6GB patch

Or might be a random spike in server lag unrelated

If you want to report/check others posts the forums is best place for that

[sinful relic]

What's considered the best staff for psykers? I see most run flame or volt

[fluid gust]

inferno

[stark bobcat]

Use what makes you effective, playing for others often leaves open gaps in your abilities since teammates are not reliable

[shell goblet]

inferno by probably a texas mile

[stark bobcat]

All, depends on skill/difficulty/build

They have different case uses

[timid birch]

i prefer flame for brain burst but volt with smite

[rancid shore]

new person 🫵

[green vector]

voidblast masterrace

[rancid shore]

welcome

[sinful relic]

Does the needle ability become less useful in later difficulties?

[stark bobcat]

Opposite

More useful since alot of psyker's kit scales with density

Assail is my fav blitz for havoc

[timid birch]

thx :3

[stark bobcat]

Very satisfying

[sinful relic]

I'll get back to it I just really love smite

[green vector]

why are there no assail builds then

[stark bobcat]

Because people listen to YouTubers and Gameslantern builds that people share that works for them that offers little variations

[amber delta]

because inferno does what assail does but better

[stark bobcat]

People are also often not knowledgeable enough to make assail work in most situations this leading to misuse and then downplaying the ability

[rancid shore]

Finally

I unlocked my stub pistols

Jeeesh

[sweet wraith]

I come up with my own builds

[green vector]

or its just worse than the other two

[stark bobcat]

There is no worse

Darktide has way too many variables to put things in a list

[fluid gust]

objectively assail gotta be the worst cmon

[green vector]

^

[fluid gust]

the other two are just far too better

[stark bobcat]

Better for?

[fluid gust]

different builds, but the other two are more all rounders compared to assail

hence the objectivity

[stark bobcat]

Assail has some of the best synergy with melee builds with a lot of talents like Gaze/MM/Destiny with its ability to crit and counting as a warp kill

[sweet wraith]

Assail comes in handy for taking out snipers

[sinful relic]

I'm going to just go with sale and tell him level 3rd and go back to smite because holy hell I can't babysit everybody or anybody.

[stark bobcat]

Again there is too many variables to rank things are good or bad. Always good to try things out and learn what they do different and what their uses are. After 4300 hours assail is still my fav blitz

[sinful relic]

Especially when quickly keeps giving me brute's and bombers

[timid birch]

best is big rock

[stark bobcat]

It's sad that people don't know how to use it and then downplay it

[fluid gust]

from an objective perspective assail is the worst but it is by no means bad

[timid birch]

/s

[stark bobcat]

Wok

[fluid gust]

smite and brainburst are better general uses

[green vector]

most people want wants easiest and best to use because they dont have 4000 hours in the game

[sinful relic]

Holy s*** like everybody's sharing a f****** brain cell on quick way today what the hell
Every game I quick playing into I'm getting worse than bots.

[stark bobcat]

Assail is best to use though for the average player skill level

[green vector]

LOOOL

[stark bobcat]

Average player is in malice/heresy

[fluid gust]

what

son

no way the avg player is in malice

[green vector]

youd be surprised

[fluid gust]

on level 30 characters?

[green vector]

yes

[sweet wraith]

Malice is a cozy difficulty

[stark bobcat]

You overestimate this playerbase

[fluid gust]

💀

malice barely has any... anything

[stark bobcat]

Fatshark released this info I think a year ago

[green vector]

the amount of people ive seen on heresy get clapped by fucking 1 trapper and no horde is insane

[fluid gust]

wow

surprising

[sinful relic]

You would be surprised how many dads just play this game casually on difficulty one and two

[timid birch]

bruh, i always thought my teamates had a lack of grey matter but this just confirms it

[sinful relic]

I have a lot of hours in vermintide too and I've seen some great players and some actual what the hell even are you bad

[green vector]

average 90 hour work week 8 kids malice enjoyer

[fluid gust]

I assumed damnation at least

cause that is a healthy challenge level

[stark bobcat]

Again which drives my point more. There is too many variables, and if we were looking at general application then assail wins out considering average player skill

[green vector]

fuck no

[stark bobcat]

But that's it from me

Try out assail next time, it's honestly very satisfying

Bye bye

[fluid gust]

yeah if the avg player skill is this bad

[green vector]

its my fav blitz but i never use it

[fluid gust]

assail is better

[green vector]

staff and brain burst just better

to me

[fluid gust]

if you play damnation+

but anything below

[green vector]

i guess

[fluid gust]

just run whatever u want on anything below

idk

go for 3 keystones or some hsit

[green vector]

tbh when i lvled pysker thats literally all i did

asail

no weapons or anything

[fluid gust]

I only really ran it for the penances

[misty trench]

honestly it wouldn't surprise me if malice is still the most played diff, though I'd bet heresy and damnation numbers have increased some

[fluid gust]

cause it was like having a 3rd gun that I'd ocassionaly use