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i've dodged into one before without boosted dodge even tbch. happens but it was just so in front of me that first time i think i clipped it even lmao
one of them gave me permanent trauma
What if you cloned yourself but it was better than the real you
I would kill it
eat it
This seems a common number I think
Oh
You fool, you're matched in power
WHERE ALL THE BIG BOOTY LATINAS AT
damn
And im better than me
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
in big booty latina shop
I shouldn't have asked in the first, should have I?
ADDY?!?!
Nurgle Gamer
What happens when a delusional homunculi meets a clone
Foolish skaven
And no I won’t capitalise the second word
Nurgle Gamer
Not good to talk about yourself like that
I feel like if i was fighting me we'd do rhe hitman movie scene where they drop all their weapons and draw their blades to prove who's the best hitman
💩
I'd probably kill my clone tbh
I would be sad
Bang my clone, write a haiku with my clone, smother my clone while he sleeps
Unless…
He smothers me first
give your clone fat fucking tits
Dude
WE ALL love una
What the fuck
Una?
Ayo?
otomachi una 
There's masturbation, and then there's this shit
i got a bit to close to the deranged furry crownd lately through a friend
What in the actual fuck am I reading
And here I thought we were over freaktiders
What if the clone pitied you and asked if you could stop being the primary you
I blame @delicate kite
nah
Let's burn him
It happens if fighting too near one.
On a stake
I think I'd murder it
Oh brother the bond,
Which binds us together still,
Broken chains can renew.
You are matched in power
time i did it i dont think i even heard the damn thing tbch 💀💀 i can't remember the level but i vividly remember how it happened. at least we killed it then i think
There’s literally enough of us here to create a false market for a pump and dump crypto yet all you guys talk about is some skeleton in a wheelchair
i think if i met a clone of myself, id just befriend her and now thered be two goobers here >:3
i gotta have a clip of this hold on
Depends on the name of the coin, i might consider thinking about invest
wtf are we talking about in here
fatshark meme coin
I mean, if we all worked together we could make the next major update for Darktide in a week or two
We are skilled enough, right?
Scrake
Sure but that doesn’t correspond with my work/life balance
Rug pull your clone before your clone rug pulls you
It would suck ass
Shut up
I still remember Cryptographic Ultra Money
Imagine if your parents loved your clone more than you 💀
So like, you work with crypto?
What?
so twins
id probably kill someone or myself 
Fuck know I don’t even know what I do
What if your clone starts calling you ‘lil sis’ and always slaps your shoulder before sitting down
Jobless then I guess
Is this your experience?
My sister is a pogryn
What if your clone calls you "sweetheart" and violently pummels you into the shape of an earthworm before sitting down?
If she slapped my shoulder my body would snap in two
Darktiders’ default state
yes?
That’s kinda cute?
:3
Damn, you must have been unlucky to not have the same strength
I got my eyes on you
Or you'd be murdered
👀
To people I know
Clone fighting goes like that
What if i did it
do fish got lips
🫃
Wouldn't you like to know, weather-boy?
Do not the fish
i tried vermintide 2 recently its really good
😋
geniune question
you make me wish I could beat you to death, though
This reminds me of the sister, the boy and the fish
Some do
Kruber'ing it
Boy eats fish without learning to catch
Subjugates his sister as a gatherer
Train the boy to sell gym plans on TikTok’s
Some spots in the game breaks sound. Like the rubble ramp heading from the lift to the bridge for the finale? Sounds can break just by moving a little at the top edge.
Very compelling, but the real thing goes as follow
The boy confessed to the sister, he put a fish in his pants, the fish felt warm, he felt good. The rest is history
yeah i think the sound was bugged, i sent the clip in the veteran chat but im watching it back closely rn to see if it made any noise at all in it
Im going to break my wood project out of sheer rage
Licht confirmed in the FILES
Or do we not talk about the files anymore because of the fake war
I remember hearing something like that
But it went differently
Fake war is crazy
How can it be political if it’s literally a circus show
if you want you can also call me Vincent
“Damn they caught us eating kids”
“Let’s throw them off the scent by blowing up a girls school”
Too real, i used to give 2 shit about politics
Oh i am bleeding out of my finger
same now i think about making bebop builds so i improved
Tickles
Let’s make an animated series for YouTube
Bebop?
cp2077 taught me you can only save the people around you
I did a clay project once
regardless of what happens in the world
deadlock
I made a clay water fountain
Very nice
It was like a castle tower with a giant snake wrapped around it
Very cool show pics
And the water would shoot out of the snake's mouth
I made a pepe mug with my ex
Noice, I was like is Bepop another word for something 
Fellow Deadlock enjoyer
as leanna also said, i have to keep at least some attention on politics for my own safety
Deadlock is pretty great
Impressed that something like that is lost
I’m something of a dynamo main
who are you playing as ?
Ah.'
what is deadlock like?
Rn? Trying out Shiv
I Venator's a lot when he came out
i just realized ive never asked
Marvel rivals with moba map
Too busy roundhousing zombies silly these day
Uhhh. 3rd person Moba I guess kinda like smite?
It has dota's shop system as well sort of
Peak you would LOVE the characters
Less visual though, IMO.
Ivy Gang
i was about to say she def would like ivy
Feels crazy to get to the point where I can actually choose which items I want in a build based on what I ‘think’ I need
its more leaning towards moba
Is ivy hot?
And that feeling is 100x better than any feeling I ever got in LoL
host stood up and i never felt so immersed into my character 😭 all my real hairs stood on my arms and neck lmao
@dire kayak i can give you access to deadlock so you expirence peak for youself
And then it went down a pit.
sentenced to hole jail 
Used to be set in halflife's universe
During the 7-hour war
But they reconned it
explains the name
That was my nickname in college


Rip
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
Thats terminal I’m afraid
Ingrown toe nail
Not really, fixable
Caused by botched nail trimming job, tch tch
I see
people need to make more songs using una's voicebank
cut off your toe
When I harvest them I’ll show you
tryng
I'll be waiting
it stick too hard
Non of you sick bastard here happen to have a nail jar, right?
Nail Jar?
Yeah a jar for trimmed nails
As for the ingrown toe nail
You'll have to actively shape the nail away from the fleshy bits, and avoid trimming too deep into that area in the future
It's fixable
For now, soak your feet into warm water for 5 minutes
It just hurts to do and sucks
Erm just use your trusty toe knife
Yeah, tedious but worth

Do this and then wedge a file underneath your toenail and just file like hell
It'll hurt like a motherfucker while you're doing it but it fixes it
Or
You could slip a piece of cotton underneath, trim the sharp bit
Leave it there overnight, the nail should grow up straight again
It is good game
No
also anyway
Never tried this
Scrake is better
why cant name dagger master
🥺
Worked for me lol, the less painful option
It's like brace, but nail
wait it cause of n word?
The filing hurts but it's not unbearable
dagger is not allow in name
The things they don't allow in this game is annoying as fuck
real
my arbi is Thatcher
bro I'm farting so much
gaseus body
Important information
Chronic liver failure
You are about to die lil bro
guess I gotta fart harder
Tf is going on i was gone for a few minutes
I imagined this in Louis Griffin's voice
so what we all doing

are you okay
im eepy
Goober
mrrp?
Do you want the deadlock access?
i doooo
Dm me your steam friend code
do gamers here still play vermintide 2
I do
you have me added already i think
Whats your name
i just started recently. first match i realized i've been playing the wrong fatshark game this whole time lmao
its 3 dabloons rn and was thinking of hopping into it. Is it still active?
femboy hotline
warhammer fantasy is such a comfort zone for me
Oh i have you
Loser
nuh uh
Done you should have it now or in an hour
but how is vermintide, are there many people playing it?
Vermintide 2
yes, 2
Vermintide 2
i like vermintide because the rats are hot even if i want to kill them all
i've only played twice and both times i was in a call with a friend. but we had randoms join still even when we'd play even at low levels so i imagine it's still active enough
What is wrong with you
i woke up today
bio checks out 
hmofa protects
sure bestie 
learnin new things 🔥
I finished new Baki Season just now
hugs you
Pat
That happened to me before
The french bulldog demands snugs
jingus would never rock the gay flag. he was bisexual
Hell.
as long as you feel good about it twin
hi @sleek harness
everyone fucking leaves the second I pull around apparently.
im still here
trueee





What is happening.
nothing
Everything
mind yo business
I was looking at the susgryn emote and could not figure it out
I crave fatherly approval

You're all scaring me...
Might be doing a rebranding soon (TM), might no longer be stupid sergal.
depends on how much time the artist is gonna fucken take..
nothing beats recaf at 8 pm 
coffee
recaf coffee
So adjacent to taking shit
dropping the kids off at the pool
Same thing
only if you are weak
real professional recaf enjoyers know constipation is key
Dude I smoke Marlboro reds since I was in my mother's womb
While she was doing heroin
might've picked up the most crusty fucking dredd comic in existence jesus christ
wait fr?
this thing reeks
no, it's recaf
yeah
Recaf
bean juice
leaf juice kind of fire
Has a ring to it.
leaf lovers special
sorta like how 'amasec' has.
im proud of you aki
Amasec sounds really good.
ill curl up with you tonight
amasec sounds bussin
Fruit splash ginger ale, or rootbeer
amasec and recaf make life worth livin 🔥
There was also Consec?
rootbeer
I think there was another sec.

Based
triple sec
will be rebranding..
to the dread plant (tm)
Don't know why I'm hyping this up nobody fucking cares prob.
true
I care 🙂
Thank you, random citizen.
I'm so awesome
You go twin.
Don't listen to the lobotomites.
Like the fucker above my messages.


another mission another psyker rushing ahead of his team, dying, taking me out with him,

Melee psyker
oh yeah those
its the "I need to rush the mission!!!" psyker
The lobotomite returns!
return of the king
I love Enginseer KX-8
Fly away little servo skull

Kayex my goat
Fuck yeah SPEED FREEKZ porting to consoles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_ymUwW-naM
I beta tested this back in August; it's a fun goofy game that is a spiritual successor to Twisted Metal 2
oh snap, id love to play a racin game
What do you freaks think of the Helldivers 2 dox situation
i feel like i need to eat someone 
Why are you blue
una
Who
im an una fan now
Who is una
otomachi una
medieval rave in a 15 square meter apartment
Who is Oromachi Una
Licht the German
What do you think
one of crypton's vocaloids i love her voicebank
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy….
Crazy?
I don't think, I act.
who is crypton's vocaloids
Sister have you awalys been pink
I don't remember
Yes
That's lame
2 billion years of evolution to waste
Each to their own
No
No
No
No
No
i made personman's tech-priest a techno-librarian :3
Are you winston?
who’s Winston?
So you made the Pope into a librarian
the guy from overwatch
Like, the tank 
1 or 2
it's just overwatch now
It's Churchill the tank
they removed the 2
Old or new
Winston smith
It is an actual tank
I forgot Overwatch was even a thing… do people still play that?!
It's a literal tank
Just how people play TF2
There were several variant of the Churchill
a LOT of players
ah, from 1984
Sniper mobkey
are you going to ask me my opinion on Argentina?
What
Argentina is the country Messi is from
Do you have a grandfather there?
No
honestly I'd also be a magos biologis since I studied biology and it was my main field of study but uh
titans are cooler
so I larp as an autokratoris
Headcannon magos biologis hit them gym and are swole men and women
I don't really know anything about any sport person
Fair enough
Damn Germany really did massacred football out of Brazillians huh
Is that true?
If so fuck you
Brazil and Gemany are going to close boarders now
Valid respond
That place scares me
In Deutschland ist Homosexualitat gesetzlich vorgeschrieben; man muss schwul sein, sonst droht eine Geldstrafe von 1 Milliarde Euro.
wirklich
ja
meow
Okay maybe minus the filth, i'm clean

You had to be there
🗣️
Not big on football myself so i don't really know
I did recall the entire city went fucking atomic over the whole World cup thing with brazil
ah you too eh? never could get into it
After the 4th goal, it reminded me of that one gif "Stop it he's already dead"
it wasn't anything compared to Germany vs. Brazil at Brazil
that was genetic damage to an entire culture
Real
it will last generations
Not really
since i dont have 7 tech-priest slots, karien is the kataphron battle servitor
It's like saying that Gemany lost in a skiing tournament against Britain and expecting it to causa cultural damage for 300 years
Germany still gives U.K. shit for the infamous Geoff Hurst 1966 Goal in England's only World Cup win
Let me attempt a presentation of how it went in a German pub, known for football fans
#1 goal: YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#2 goal: YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
#3 goal: Hahaha yeaaaahhhhhhh
#4 goal: silence
Repeat till 7th
Brazil was the king of football before that whole thing
The entire country proud themselves for their national team
Like, this is the nation of Pelé.
Not really lol
The king of futebol

That's mad funny
I saw a German give an English man shit for a goal from 60 years ago just last month
We still keep saying that the hexa will be ours
Even if our team is not looking good
There was no damage done


7-1 odds say you're wrong
Purple people ain't Brazilians
You are purple
i remember that game my grandfather was watching it andi think i seen him gain 20 extra years of his life seeing germany win only to lose said 20 years after goal 5
Brazil is the country for people of all colors
You're wrong

Or rather
You're foolish
Hahaha guys what’s the dev d10 thing
Have you seem any Chaos Daemons on the street, by any chance?
If the dev beat the challenge
Charity challenge btw
Don't forget that part
The guy that made the challenge would donate 1k to whatever charity
Then
Some assholes went and doxxed the guy that made the challenge
brazil is warhammer fantasy if the skaven won
it's all green
there is warpstone even in the flag
Then anyone that tried to talk about the situation in the reddit got silenced
Oh shit crazy
The hell you talking about
Versus the Brazilian side:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DUSojCb193U/hq720.jpg
https://images.hindustantimes.com/rf/image_size_640x362/HT/p1/2014/07/09/Incoming/Pictures/1238337_Wallpaper2.jpg
https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ad140094112belo-horizonte-b.jpg
I still remember that Bavarian-lookin' dude with his grand-daughter.
In fact
Brazilians are very close to skavens
We are everywhere
We speak funny
We have gambiarras
We are also have the "most hot woman"
So uh
No
The devs didn't even have to win
Actually last time I gave blood I passed out while laughing about people who pass out
id give my left arm to make them play havoc
Would do a infinite challenge for infinite amount of money
Yeah same, the old man with the cup
Asshole
I didn't even got time to understand it
I mean, that area is all Lizardman territory. but the Vampire Coast and Clan Pestilens is about right for the Brazil area.
I was just making a joke about you going away but it was a bit “kys” coded
And I’d never say to someone I love
Was that a confession of love
You can love and not be gay 
^
I said I am not datable you dumbass
You can love and not be dating 
Platonic love innit
No love for mom huh
Uhhhhhhhhhh
Better not talk about that
Let's make a mod for Vermintide where the Plague Monks and Pox-Throwers speak in a Brazilian accent.
Though i suppose the way you say it can yield different result
Ok but which Brazilian accent

I.e “i love you, man” vs “I love your steaming abs, man”
depends on which Clan Pestilens stronghold they're from. Blisterdeep would be more of a Rio one I think; cosmopolitan.
Have a good day lmao got ‘em
or "hey dude you lookin good today" vs "i want you"
Caipira
You know
The farmers
From uh
North
“For Cyberstan liberation effort”
Skavens speaking with an accent from Bahia would be mad funny
Gay talk between bros is common occurrence, i think
This reminds me that in the second day that the Cyborgs were announced there was already a milf cyborg art in the official helldivers 2 reddit
Yeah femborgs propaganda went crazy
No it was cyborg milf first
Too bad they all die from a single Talon headshot
Then the third day there was femboy cyborg
Too bad they all die from a single Talon headshot
You remember the fan theories of how voteless were created?
they were fucked up
way i see it all skaven play football in their free time, just like Ronaldinho and they yell BRASIL CAMPEAO DA MUNDO
Brasilllliaaaaaa 🇧🇷
Too bad they all die from a single Talon headshot
My favorite thing about brasil is the flag is always there
Numero unoooo
We could thrive on the beaches of Rio

Brasilians speak offbrand Portuguese
BRASIL NUMERO UNO
Also

My e gf during covid was Brazilian
But they still understand Spanish just fine
Yeah turns out it's easy to understand languages that were born from latin
If you speak a language that was born from latin
Hot
It dont work so good with French
and a coffee jelly
Got angry with me because I can’t be a feminist because I’m a man
God that was a wild time
Slay
same
In the next life brother 🙏
Some people wanna be objects
from what ive found very
Hi
True
The French is not even real though

So no problem
Me with family that invaded France but before world wars existed 
but Bretonnians are
and they will kill you
For the Lady 🗣️
french would be such a nice language to learn were it not for the people that speak it
it's mostly Africans that speak French
and very old Vietnamese people
En fait, je me débrouille plutôt bien grâce à mes compétences en français.
Qui qui
-Gonn Chi-chi

But I will call you Frimeur
You're a frimeur now
Is that a slur
I took French for..7 years? I was in France last July for Bastille Day
nah, he's saying I'm being a show-off
No
I'm calling him a show off
Lol
It's like
One of the few words I know
Lmao
he's not used to an American who can speak more than English -- which... I get
Yeah i get the concept
I have approximate knowledge of many things

I could learn french in less than a year if I wanted to
But I don't wanna

yeah...if it where not for the people speaking it...haha
Libertyyyy
Last time i learned French was to woo someone
It's very flowy, but you ain't no Pepe le Peu
Didn’t really think about what would happen if i manage to pull it off since she was a French, in France. I’m not staying in France
Yeah they can tell
my mother made me learn it "keeping in touch with culture" and all that
0 out of 10
Sure
i dislike french too much words for what should be no more then 10
of them
I never lesrned any other language for any purpose
I know a tiny bit of German
Merp why are you bluer
Yeah what's left after the mortar
blue supremacy
Nicht
SAVE ATOMA
It's not too difficult tbh
the structure makes a lot of sense to me
School?

education jail
gunna be green soon..
Nurgle cultist
I'm so fucking green.png
What?
Untrue and unkind.
Beloved, blow his balls up.
"Someone said something very unkind about my beloved. So I made his balls go away."
the list of threats made by seer is really long, and really funny.
You can be red black and yellow while driving a tractor
@south valve look up ogryn chat and you will know
eaten,,,,
Oh farming simulator
"this list is incomplete, you can help us [...]"
goober can you eat all of the nurgle cultists on atoma
Would help out a lot.
I imagine they wouldn't taste very good
i can tryyy
but thats a lot of food even for me,,,,
People seem to use those class chats as like alternative generals
just an observation
no we dont
this is true
I'd say summon the tyranids
but they can't eat Chaos
eat the cultists I guess, but bad idea when its nurgle cultists
our instagram chatroom is a cesspool of charlie kirk and george floyd memes
I'm getting mixed messages lol
Oh...
ah classic
sounds about instagram
One of my senators in my state is using Charlie Kirk (a video of Kirk endorsing this guy right before his death) in his ads on TV. It's disgusting.
The fuck?
when are we going to have the conversation about how broken the trappers nets are¿
been there seen that
insane hitbox, go through everything
Goober is kirby confirmed
why don't you dodge
bc an immovable prop doesn't let me
Go the other way
Why you backed yourself to a corner
Shoot the prop until it's dead.
there's a single (1) rotter that acts as an absolute wall
I am a soaking wet boy
blow that trappers shit smooth clean off
Go around it 
play as ogryn
play as ogryn.
Hello femtiders
a single wooden chair can stop the ogryn evade+dash
net gets you
have you tried charging
Welcome to the goon squad
We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town
Beep beep
goon gang
You're late to the Ted talk, dawg 🗣️
Go back to Eve online, no goons allowed.

Selling my ships on eve online 10k dollars irl 😛
Arbites, point blank executioner this man
what
I need the frame from Hot Fuzz going Shame but with an arbiter helmet
What is this new Crypto?
You didn't know...?
"New"
You can totally make money off Eve Online
I wonder what I could get for my old characters, main has 52m sp and is capital capable with two races.
Since like forever ago 
You can also LOSE a lot of money on Eve Online LUL
I dont either
Its space commerce video game
But i know that
😛
was playing no man's sky, maybe that's why I didn't hear of it.
It's like a 4x game in MMO space.
Its a game that you should never ever trust your friends or anyone else in your "Guilds" bank lol
They WILL steal all your shit
Yeah I played it back in 2003-2011.
When EA ate Westwood studios, and shut down my first ever MMO space game, Earth and Beyond.
God I miss that game
Stop and shop value section ramen:
I need cheddar cheese yakisoba, unfortunately I'm out.
You lot eat shop value section ramen?
i just absolutely pounded vizier mhelob
That ramen you just said is like one of the cheapest here 
theres a lot of like political bullshit in eve lol
not where i live lmao
I just like pot noodle
"Pounded" 
it's like, premium stuff in slovakia
I'm poor, of course I eat ramen. The irony is darktide has made me this way. Gotta have those cosmetics damn it!
hmmm 
My go to cheap is Shin

I guess.
The Korean mmo i play that wants $20 for 1 accessory:
I buy bulk ramen on Amazon, which seems to be broken right now as nothing is working on their site for me on PC or mobile.
I do not understand the desire to buy cosmetics lol
I want to look at my ogryn's shiny metal ass in his flashy pointless armor.
It takes all colours to make a rainbow
except black
there's no black in a rainbow
They say "there ain't no black in the union jack"
when talking about the lack of black representation in the UK
I'm not sure if that's what you were talking about?
The black is there, your eyes just can't perceive IR or UV light. Or any other section of the electromagnetic radiation spectrum.
We can talk about um
Uhh, I'm talking science related crap...
furries.
Wait, no, run that back, don't talk about that.
Why not?
My fur suit is so soft.
That conversation would include me.
Oh okay
I stole a sonic the hedgehog suit from Sega's office.
They were too slow to catch you
typa shit Lester would convince you to steal in GTA V
I put it on a mannequin and have it facing me like it's watching me.
Real lmao
👁️ 👁️
What's your favourite
movie?
Terminator 2
80 divided by 4
Dude isn't a OG
Doesn't know General Chat lore
boutta tweak out
Not embed perms on gen chat
I’m legit going to tweak out
i wonder what will fatshark change abt oggy. bro needs changes at higher difficulties. one thing i hope they do not change tho is how satisfying the nades are
Buy the darktide hot sauce
No
Yes
No
nurgle scented candle
(Real GW merchendise, allegedly)
Probably next major update
This month
im not saying when im saying i wonder what they will change
Just Gunlugger
lmao Darktide is so broken
Yeah but I am guessing when they are going to change ogryn
#buffGunlugger
every update they release, the game gets worse
tbh i think all trees need a look over
cuz for some reason arbites is a better tank than oggy
dt devs precisely neutering gunlugger to only be viable with mister e's ogrynheimer build (allegedly)
and that is weird
Allegedly, in Minecraft
Yall freaks just noticed recently that most of ogryn weapons suck without the right skills
so is arbites
You ain't seeing Arbites one shotting a crusher
Lmao
His ass ain't doing that
Nor a mauler
💀
but you see him stunning one in place with the mines , dog , castigator stance and such
where as oggy is dead from the gunners before he makes it to a crusher
Where's damage in that dawg
Ogryn got only 2 good weapons
That’s about it really💀
Sometimes you can't kill everyone in a single hit
Arby's ain't oneshotting crushers
That being said
That's a thing to learn in life
#buffGunlugger
im saying this as an ogryn player - arbites is just better. everytime i get matchmade with one they do consistently better than me and i mained ogryn for most of my time in the game
Weak Aura
that and let's be honest oggy has only 4 good melees
Ogryn skills are good enough, his guns ain't
Fix his guns and he becomes rhe best class again
Arby's only has 3 so it checks out



