general-chat

[hidden whale]

im underweight

[worn quail]

your greed sickens me...

[rare pulsar]

Did u watch abraham garuch?

[worn quail]

i said gonna

[lyric frigate]

no

[worn quail]

[rare pulsar]

Do it please

Ull emjoy it

[hidden whale]

I think id literally get sick from eating food before id get fat

and I only make homemade food thats not super calorie dense

[quaint moss]

literally murder fr

[rare pulsar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2aGOHXzpz70?is=tH2g25e9XO5p5_vb

[lilac crag]

I'm getting on brw

goober join us

[quaint moss]

goob

[dire kayak]

STOP MAKING FUCKING CANOPTEK SCARABS

[lyric frigate]

guys help i need your opinion

[quaint moss]

hop on

:D

[lyric frigate]

is 79 kg fat for a male

[dire kayak]

im fighting for my life right now

[astral jungle]

Whatever it is. It’s bad. Utter trash. Don’t do it.

[hidden whale]

yes, you should become a femboy

[rare pulsar]

How tall?

[astral jungle]

What’s your height.

[quaint moss]

idk, i measure in cheeseburger

[lilac crag]

height dependant

[lyric frigate]

175cm

[astral jungle]

Ye fine.

[rare pulsar]

No

[astral jungle]

Not fat

[rare pulsar]

Good weight

[worn quail]

Not rly

[rare pulsar]

Actually

[hidden whale]

what is this?

5'7?

[worn quail]

ye

[dire kayak]

im 5'2 and 75kg

[hidden whale]

ur a little cutie

[rare pulsar]

59

[thick coyote]

Depends on your BMI

[hidden whale]

portable

[quaint moss]

I DONT WANNA DIG NO MORE GRANPA
thats too damn bad

[worn quail]

im 6' 118

[lyric frigate]

5 foot 8

[rare pulsar]

175 is like 59

[worn quail]

AAAAAAAA

!!!!

[lyric frigate]

bmi some BULLSHIIIIT

[quaint moss]

your smol

[hidden whale]

and 175lb?

[quaint moss]

friend sized

[dire kayak]

hmph

[hidden whale]

if youre not pretty muscular, you can definitely be fat at that weight

[astral jungle]

I’m bear sized

[hidden whale]

but its not guarenteed fat

[lyric frigate]

around that

[lyric frigate]

so do i just gotta pick up some muscle

[rare pulsar]

I think 80-100is pretty much perfect weight for 175 depending how muscular u are

[lyric frigate]

is that it

[thick coyote]

Bitches and Money Indicator 🗣️

[hidden whale]

175lb can be a healthy weight for that height

[astral jungle]

I ain’t got no bitches and I ain’t got no money.

[worn quail]

i got 16 dabloons

[quaint moss]

your hosting fr

[worn quail]

arghh

[astral jungle]

You have lost. The game.

You now have 0

[hidden whale]

wait really

[astral jungle]

goober hotline is a hobbit.

[hidden whale]

also why are the units mixed

either be american or be wrong

[astral jungle]

Can we pet them.

[lilac crag]

#soon

[rare pulsar]

Violation

[lilac crag]

my ps5 overheated the moment I turned on the game

[quaint moss]

be martian

[dire kayak]

hmph,,

[worn quail]

cool it down with some water

[hidden whale]

darktide turns my desk area into a space heater

[amber delta]

how can you be 5'2 are you a dwarf

[thick coyote]

Son

[lilac crag]

kills you

[hidden whale]

5'2 is a very cute height

[astral jungle]

[hidden whale]

perfect for arm resting

or uppies

[quaint moss]

you forgot the incense to praise the omnisah

[rare pulsar]

Im pretty sure dt killed my graphics card yeah

[lyric frigate]

there's this guy in my class

who's a 6 foot 1 basketball demon

[hazy kestrel]

Being skinny fat is annoying.

[dire kayak]

[astral jungle]

Darktide has worsening texture loading too.

[lyric frigate]

and he sprains his ankle at least once every 2 months

[quaint moss]

or pitching

[astral jungle]

[hidden whale]

hmm I dont know what that one means

[astral jungle]

This event rn. I can see the microplastics.

[hidden whale]

im just gonna assume its wholesome

[quaint moss]

thats, thats not a thing, is it?

[hazy kestrel]

I’m a twig in every other aspect, why do I have a gut, smh.

[hazy kestrel]

It is

Weirdly enough

[quaint moss]

like baseball

[hidden whale]

basebull huh

[astral jungle]

Also. Britbongs mix metrics and imperial measurements.

[rare pulsar]

I never broke a bone in my life cause i allways drink my milk

[lilac crag]

F6YCE

[quaint moss]

pitchers

[lilac crag]

@dire kayak you too

[hidden whale]

idk, would a 5'2 person be good at pitching

how tall are pitchers

[amber delta]

pitching is some sex thing isntit

[hidden whale]

they need long arms I imagine

[astral jungle]

8’ minimum.

[hidden whale]

no we're talking about baseball

[worn quail]

repeated 100mph pitches to the nuts

[hazy kestrel]

But apparently I just need to weight lift, so all is not lost

[worn quail]

[dire kayak]

THERES 3 TRIARCH PRAETORIANS

[rare pulsar]

Use actual units please

[quaint moss]

i was being ">:)" and saying throwing height smh

[rare pulsar]

Whats 8’

[hidden whale]

ohhhhhhh

[amber delta]

ok ill believe it

[rare pulsar]

Whats that

[dire kayak]

IM SO FUCKING DONE FOR

[amber delta]

for now

[hidden whale]

you are very throwable

[lilac crag]

who the hell kept kraken

[astral jungle]

If you can’t read the measurement. That’s a you problem

[hazy kestrel]

Kreia approves

Kreia disapproves

Net light side points gain.

[hidden whale]

how about you speak American

[rare pulsar]

Greerr

[hidden whale]

hell yea

[dire kayak]

hmp,,

[rare pulsar]

Grrrrrrrr

[amber delta]

what do u mean you are 6 feet tall, whose feet exactly

[hidden whale]

hadrons

[rare pulsar]

An imperial feet unit u silly

[lyric frigate]

just an fyi if you arent spamming skitarii vanguards for your troop selection then you probably should, they outdamage most tech priest weapons at 0 cognition cost

[worn quail]

wHy WoUld YoU dO sUcH a ThINg?

HiS pAtH iS sEt

[thick coyote]

Explaining metrics to a North American
"Imagine a foot"

[hazy kestrel]

I like helping poor people.

[lilac crag]

GROG!!!

[dire kayak]

yeah but thats not funnnn

[quaint moss]

am I in?

[lilac crag]

is that Thing your friend

[astral jungle]

People say that next class is definitely gonna be a tech priest.

[quaint moss]

what thing

[astral jungle]

For real this time.

[lilac crag]

the one that just left

[astral jungle]

Even after saying it two times already.

[rare pulsar]

How much is one inch in cm?

[lilac crag]

don't worry, I shot him

[rare pulsar]

And whats a foot?

[quaint moss]

oh no, im lonely

[lilac crag]

okay

[cosmic burrow]

Tech adept at the most

[quaint moss]

as any reasonable person should

[lilac crag]

we wait for the little one then

[astral jungle]

2.54cm

[lilac crag]

@dire kayak pspsppspsps

[astral jungle]

30.48cm

[rare pulsar]

That makes me uncomfortable

[cosmic burrow]

People

Some ugly truth

[twin flower]

Santa isnt real?

[cosmic burrow]

Feet are defined using metric

[astral jungle]

Eh still. I think the special weapon is gonna be like a tech halberd I think.

[quaint moss]

@dire kayak cmere el choppo

[rare pulsar]

Another win for the east side of the pond

[lyric frigate]

no bro. i dont think tech priests are expendable

[dire kayak]

THERES SO MANY NECRON IMMORTALS

[quaint moss]

nope,
but mommy was still kissing him

[twin flower]

Bruh

[astral jungle]

Technically we miss one American archetype in Darktide.

[quaint moss]

@lilac crag convert this to english

[astral jungle]

Florida man.

[rare pulsar]

Ogryn

[lyric frigate]

scum

[lilac crag]

she's playing mechanicus and is being a stubborn baby

[astral jungle]

Nope.

[rare pulsar]

Or acum yeah

[astral jungle]

Nope

[rare pulsar]

Yope

[astral jungle]

Scum is the methhead or crackie

[lilac crag]

I'd consider killing her but thankfully for her shes dear to me so we simply wait

[rare pulsar]

So whats the florida man?

[astral jungle]

Florida man.

[dire kayak]

so real

[rare pulsar]

Yeah but what are hia attributes?

[quaint moss]

skateboard guillotine it is then

[quaint moss]

THE HELLDIVERS

[twin flower]

Merping it

[worn quail]

This place is Hell

Divers

...2

🔥✍🏻

[quaint moss]

hope this doesnt cause any fallout bewteen us
fallout new vegas

[amber delta]

it's silent atop the hill, and its residents... are evil

[lilac crag]

alright

let's kill people

[worn quail]

thats not a video game

put this user in a blender

[lyric frigate]

scum is literally just a uk roadman

[amber delta]

I bring dark tidings

[quaint moss]

can you see game chat XD

[lilac crag]

nah

[worn quail]

i interact with hivescum daily

[lilac crag]

did you find an outlaw yet

[quaint moss]

oh, should we vc? @dire kayak

[lilac crag]

maybe

[worn quail]

no, they're all like anarchist

but worse

somehow

[lyric frigate]

my scum is fem outlaw

i like outlaw actually

[lilac crag]

obviously, they're not fun at all

[worn quail]

SANE

ME

[lilac crag]

he's my favorite

[worn quail]

?

Same***

[lilac crag]

irl crackers are anarchists without the loud empathy

they just bums

[quaint moss]

which channel ?

[lyric frigate]

i tend to switch around my personalities somewhat often

[lilac crag]

crackers as in crackhead not white ppl btw

[lilac crag]

any, you pick

[lyric frigate]

except for fanatic. i love fem fanatic

[quaint moss]

100

[lilac crag]

I am stuck on male fanatic forever

nothing will change me

[lyric frigate]

fem fanatic reminds me of donqui a lot

it's peak for that reason

[worn quail]

i rly like fem agitator

[lyric frigate]

also

fem loose cannon respect button

for vet

[worn quail]

her voice annoys the shit out of me

but i like her personality

so its in character

[lyric frigate]

male vet personalities are kinda

mid i daresay

[worn quail]

i know someone who would kill you for that

[amber delta]

yeah me

[worn quail]

nah

yeah there he is

[amber delta]

male loose cannon is peak

[worn quail]

HAHSJKD

[lyric frigate]

i legit couldnt tell apart male cannon and male proffessional until i heard them in a game side by side

i do agree male cannon is cool

then there is THE CUTTHROAT.

[worn quail]

Male Cutthroat: 🐘

[south valve]

There’s the little green things you can shoot?

[amber delta]

i cant tell cutthroat and professional apart

[lyric frigate]

cutthroat lowkey has the hardest shout voicelines

[worn quail]

bait used to be believable

[lilac crag]

none of you deserve character personalities in this game

[amber delta]

wym bait they sound the same

one is cadian the other isnt but when they dont whinge about cadia they sound the same

[lyric frigate]

lowkey

im probably alone on this

but savant psyker is fucking LAMEEEEE

[worn quail]

here comes the second pl;ane

[lyric frigate]

BORINBG

[amber delta]

yes but, the alternatives are both unhinged

[worn quail]

i love how fem savant sounds, but yes they are very tepid

i LOVE loner

[amber delta]

one is funny unhinged the other is annoying unhinged

[lilac crag]

TAHTAS

THEIR WHOLE

POINT

[worn quail]

might be my fav

[lyric frigate]

fem loner is fucking peak

[lilac crag]

SUPPRESSINF WMOTIONS CUS THEYRE PSYKERS FIGHTING THEIR NATURE

RHHDJABDBDNZ

[worn quail]

loner is NOT unhinged

they're FED up

[amber delta]

loner is annoying

[untold kraken]

I wish I could name weapons on darktide. I would name my Arbite double barrel (with 3 shots from clip size increase) "judge jury and executioner"

[lyric frigate]

i also really like masc loner because he sounds exactly like richtofen

[amber delta]

annoying voice, annoying lines

id teamkill loner if i could

[worn quail]

the problem is you said like 5 messages ago that male prof and cutthroat sound the same and im sorry i just

i cant take you seriously

[lyric frigate]

my favorite personality for each character is gotta be uh

[lilac crag]

he's lucky I'm in game rn

I have so many words

[amber delta]

male seer is peak tho

[quaint moss]

@dire kayak 100

[fading otter]

Female prof the best

[amber delta]

"ive killed so many people I'm glad its not real" will never not be funny

[worn quail]

Underrated

people just kinda forget about her with how sober her VA is

and doesn't feel the need to just

scream

everything

like the fem loose cannon

[amber delta]

anyway can we all agree that the new ogryn personality is boring, all voice actor being bardin nostalgia aside

[worn quail]

yea

[lilac crag]

he's written poorly

[worn quail]

i dont like him

he just feels like a mary sue

in terms of what makes an ogryn an ogryn anyway

[lilac crag]

my issue is that it's physically kmplssible unless your attention span doesn't exist

[lyric frigate]

vet - cannon
zealot - fanatic
psyker - loner
ogryn - bodyguard
arbi - fatalist (hm maul)
scum - outlaw

[quaint moss]

@dire kayak RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:3

[lilac crag]

prof goes thru the entire proper callout of any enemy while appropriately showing drive in his fight against the heretics

he's insecure but literally professional

cadian does not do this

cadian literally screams

SHOTGUN

FIRE !!!! FIRE !!!

he's unhinged

he doesn't do call outs unless he spews them out in 0.2 seconds

[lyric frigate]

i really like how loner psyker gets to drop "corpse emperor" and not get immediately fucking mauled

[thick coyote]

Yo I was remembering that cutthroat actually yells urgently to fire at the shotgunner

[amber delta]

loner should absolutely get executed on the spot for his attitude

[thick coyote]

My man must have seen shit

[lilac crag]

important thing to note about the character

like

most subtext I've seen in this game

he says shotgun like it's going to blow his entire torso out ( it will ) (( he likely saw it happen too )) ((( professional does not compare )))

RAHHH

[lyric frigate]

he has a similar reaction to snipers

[lilac crag]

true but it's alot less proactive

he says down! down! but like in a powerless tone

[lyric frigate]

its like

hes a little bit afraid

which is some subtext

i like that

[lilac crag]

yes

I do too

[lyric frigate]

i also like that agitator zealot has a voiceline ragebaiting cutthroat

[amber delta]

I love how auth arby is ragebait immune

(they are too precious and dont even register the bait)

[lyric frigate]

all arbites are awesome

maul

is genuinely mad funny

actual human rock

[amber delta]

I find fatalist a bit too phlegmatic

which fits I suppose

[lyric frigate]

fatalist has peak interactions with ogryn and vet

[amber delta]

but I dont vibe with it

[fading otter]

Guy should clear his throat then

[lilac crag]

YOU COME OVER ERE N SAY THAT

he's a goober

I like him

[lyric frigate]

YOU CAN RUN! PLEASE DO! IT MAKES IT FUN!

[rancid shore]

Smite

[lilac crag]

the heretic

[rancid shore]

CLOSE, KILL AND DO IT AGAIN

[amber delta]

upcast divine smite

[lilac crag]

NOT ONE STEP BACK

[lyric frigate]

THERE IS ONLY WAR

[rancid shore]

IF YOU CAN BREATHE YOU CAN KILL

[lilac crag]

GET IN THERE! MAKE THEM SCREAM !

[rancid shore]

FOR CADIA

[lyric frigate]

cutthroat would be a bodybuilding tiktoker

just has that energy

[rancid shore]

This interaction between be and Alexander be like

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-handshake-meme-my-man-warhammer-gif-16490395860613617777

FAAAAAA

I forgot

[lilac crag]

evolution embedss

[lyric frigate]

does fem fanatic remind you of don quixote or am i alone on this

[south valve]

Nice pfp

[rancid shore]

Huh

[south valve]

Metal Sinclair

[lyric frigate]

you wouldnt get it

[south valve]

Somewhat

They share the same enthusiasm

[visual vortex]

I just opened youtube

And my algorithm lowk like digging into your ass crack and finding a gold minr

[visual vortex]

Im serious

I dont think youtube intentionally gave me this video

This was destiny

[south valve]

[quaint moss]

💀

[lyric frigate]

what video

do share

[visual vortex]

I probably couldnt share it here

It's a cery 1800s song and ill leave it there for now

[south valve]

Is it racist or something?

[thick coyote]

Probably the nword hard r

Happened to me recently as well

What is the algorithm cooking

[south valve]

Bit worrying

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Genuinely

The internet is one big shit-stained couch

But sometimes

I find a gold mine between the cushions

Like another one of hust an image of a baby king kong smoking a bong

[wintry tapir]

Bro found an m&m

[nimble salmon]

Gold between sofa cushions?

[visual vortex]

https://youtu.be/JBZCXrjlUz4?si=YlzN7bdbW-ay0ccQ

[hidden whale]

I love being absolutely useless in a league game but my 13/2 irelia (they have 100% of our kills) kills their entire team

[thick coyote]

Dogshit irelia player

[visual vortex]

More like digging

[thick coyote]

Skilless asshole

[hidden whale]

literally. our entire team was 0/1 or 0/2 and irelia 13/2

and those 2 deaths were both during 1v5s

[thick coyote]

I fucking hate irelia

[visual vortex]

🪨

[thick coyote]

Disgusting ass champion

[hidden whale]

but she took 3-4 of them each time so they surrendered

lmao...

[thick coyote]

Like this is the shit it does

A fed irelia is barely stoppable
A dogshit irelia is fuckin nothing

[hidden whale]

I was chasing her around like a puppy and sacrificing myself for her in the last couple minutes before they surrendered

[void smelt]

🙏 Ave Imperator 🙏

wassup

[thick coyote]

Dogshit skilless champion

[hidden whale]

idk if anyone is happy how that match went down. their team is probably all mad, and our mid/jung/bot lost

probably only Irelia had fun

LMAO

[void smelt]

sums up league as a whole

[hidden whale]

I was picked up, carried, and thrown into the victory screen :3

[void smelt]

no, your deaths helped feed Irelia

thus you were a team player 😤

[hidden whale]

I dont think she even needed me that last fight

[rancid shore]

Sup

[void smelt]

having some recaf ☕

[rancid shore]

And a frog PFP?

Based

[shell goblet]

warhammerers i must confess

[rancid shore]

🤝

[rancid shore]

Oh no-

[shell goblet]

i really don't like playing with random hive scums

[rancid shore]

Oh

[shell goblet]

the glass is fundamentally probably fine

but unless they're in my discord call id rather leave and requeue and hope to get literally any other class or a bot as my teammate

[lyric frigate]

KILL DESPERADO USERS!!!!

[quaint moss]

i go from one chat, to another, its all league, i cant escape 😭

/j

[rancid shore]

Opinion.....understood points...validated, omnisiah approves your message

[quaint moss]

drug addicts are always fun

[hidden whale]

I decided to try a game on my own

[void smelt]

🙏"To relinquish contempt is capitulation" : 🙏

[hidden whale]

and I get cooked, but a single irelia 1v9s the game

[quaint moss]

oh?

[hidden whale]

top laner moment I guess

fr though bot laners are weak af. idk why im pathing to them

[rancid shore]

But you mean in like...havoc or?

[void smelt]

From duty and death there can be no respite

[shell goblet]

this event was only hard because every one of my 10 games the fill was a useless hive scum who'd run out of coherency with his butter knives to go die in a corner.

and when the only times they were in coherency they were spamming the grenade that makes my frames go from an already-stressful-45 to 15-at-best

[rancid shore]

Hey that's mean

[quaint moss]

for the emperor, i think

im having second thoughts

[rancid shore]

They are corkscrews, not butter knives ma'am

[shell goblet]

started with the damn event missions but even damnation+ like truly i'd just rather not play with a scum 😭😭😭

[quaint moss]

any knives a butter knife

[quaint moss]

im good at scum, hes literally point and click

[rancid shore]

So you'd rather not play with me ;-; (haha I'm scum joke haha so funny ahaha

[quaint moss]

honestly i think hes almost as easy as arby, idk how people fuck their class up so bad ;-;

[shell goblet]

that's what it was like when they'd all queue in with the bone saw but idk why this event it was all butter knives and akimbos

i don't have a dlc class i oughta try one of these one day

[rancid shore]

Wait...is the bone saw still dawg shi?

[quaint moss]

the needle gun is literally god tier

[shell goblet]

yeah i don't see enough of them run it. but i spectated a scum once who popped off with the needle gun. never saw it again on my teams smh

[rancid shore]

Agreed

[thick coyote]

Still considered yeah

[rancid shore]

I like the dualis

[rancid shore]

FAAAAAAAACK

Also

I got coffee

My beautiful beautiful coffee

[lyric frigate]

why are crowbar and saw down there for worst weapons in the game, they're so cool concepts

[quaint moss]

lol, needle gun = free win

or hell beretta with rending stimms can kill carapace

[lyric frigate]

I LOVE STUB PISTOLS

[rancid shore]

ME TOO

STUB PISTOLS WOOO

[tired inlet]

The .45 ACPs require some twitch reflexes in higher intensity but damn if you don't feel like Tetragrammaton Cleric First Class John Preston by using them.

[rancid shore]

Also

[shell goblet]

lmao- i put off running a staff on my psyker for a really long time bc my quickdraw pistol was hard to put down but this is what it feels like running flame staff on psyker after taking that training weight off

[rancid shore]

I love the guardsman aesthetic too much

Way too much

[shell goblet]

the thing id wanna try in scums kit the most is that snazzy rocket launcher that looks fun as hell

[quaint moss]

ye

BIG BOOM IS TOP TIER

[shell goblet]

i like it bc it's not the lag grenade 🥰

[tired inlet]

This is actually the perfect event for the rocket launcher

[quaint moss]

thank you, ill take a

[thin wagon]

Desperado stance is nuts from what I've seen. Increased sprint speed, highlighted targets, upwards of 20 additional seconds of duration if maintaining kills. Unending ammo.

[tired inlet]

because you'll get lots of ogryns to use it on and regenerating rockets

[quaint moss]

those things teleport like crazy

[tired inlet]

I actually was testing out the reload blessing for it because that's your only downtime; so reducing reloading speed means you're killing more.

[thin wagon]

It's high octane Crack cocaine gameplay is what my brother described

[rancid shore]

Guys

Real question

[void smelt]

in all my games with the event enabled hive scum was always top dps, problem was sometimes they would rush ahead, trigger enemies and die on their own, expecting teammates to rush the mission with them

I assume that most vermintide/darktide players are like that

[rancid shore]

Does love exist in the Warhammer universe??

Like real question idfk

[quaint moss]

ask roboute girly man

[void smelt]

for some reason in this game compared to other co-op pve games like DRG its expected of players to rush ahead and complete the mission, instead of this sort of behaviour being vilified

[quaint moss]

and his elf wife

[thin wagon]

Orks love a good krumpin

[quaint moss]

lion postin!

[lyric frigate]

its boringggg

[rancid shore]

Who?!

[tired inlet]

Prey to Slaanesh

[lyric frigate]

roblox grillerman is cracking his elf gf right now

[rancid shore]

What the fuck am I reading

[quaint moss]

robot gorilla man

[rancid shore]

Again who

[shell goblet]

when two people love the emperor very much,,,,

[thin wagon]

It's boring everyone, pack up. Hive scum is a boring class you heard it from high cortisol.

[void smelt]

rebel genderman

[quaint moss]

ultramar :hint:

[dire kayak]

[tired inlet]

there must exist worlds not under siege, to where people live, work, create, love, raise family's, and die in a relative peace

[rancid shore]

Damn

[rancid shore]

LISTEN HERE

[tired inlet]

and some T'au probably have worlds like this as well

[rain pilot]

Do the Max Payne build

[rancid shore]

Why'd I have to ask an actual question I was confused about

[thin wagon]

Idk High Cortisol might call it boring again and you know how important that means.

[lyric frigate]

I PLAY SCUM I JUST HATE DESPERADO WITH A BURNING PASSION

USE RAMPAGE RAAHHHHHHH

[thin wagon]

Lol

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U02E2sjwlLM

[rain pilot]

I like desperado with the revolver

[dire kayak]

if they add a tech-priest class it will be the only one i play for months

[tired inlet]

desperado with vigilance autogun

[rancid shore]

Desperado? Oh the shooty shooty ability?

[dire kayak]

tech-priests are so cool

[thick coyote]

Primarch of the Ultramarines
Current lord regent of the imperium

Or whatever the title

[rancid shore]

Huh

I completely forgot about that guy

Ngl

[tired inlet]

Lion El'Johnson has the other half of the galaxy, and he's pissed off

[thick coyote]

Roboute Gulliman or whatever how you spell it

[tired inlet]

so the Dark Angels and Ultramarines Primarchs have awakened

[thick coyote]

Years of memeing his name got to me

[rancid shore]

I want vulkan

[thin wagon]

Absurd Sillyman?

[rancid shore]

I love salamanders

Anyways back to important matters

Everyone seems rather calm around here

[shell goblet]

thing is that drg and darktide are fundamentally such different games. coherency is such an important added mechanic on darktide that really punishes that solo-gameplay type of player (and the whole team as a result if you're not playing with friends and just doing it with randoms)

[rancid shore]

Can't even call you lot freaktiders anymore

[thick coyote]

Row boat Guile man

[rancid shore]

Street fighter?

[thin wagon]

I'm on my best behavior for what is assuredly to be the new ad-mech character

Most definitely

[rain pilot]

https://youtu.be/2M_-NCQlzhA?si=5HrSBZafPR6u9ova

[rancid shore]

May the emperor hear you

[void smelt]

I was expecting more lmao it took you 5 business days to write that

[rancid shore]

Frog brother...damn

[shell goblet]

i'm still half asleep and no joke dozed off halfway through writing it

[thin wagon]

FATSHARK!!!

Release an admech playable and my life is yours.

[rancid shore]

Damn?

[dire kayak]

i need brain implosion energy drink so bad right now

[thin wagon]

What...

[rancid shore]

Makes two

[void smelt]

just breathe really really quickly

[dire kayak]

ten thousand grams of pure caffeine sounds so good

[rancid shore]

Indeed

I love the commercial fr fr

[thin wagon]

Brain implosion is three triple shot espresso coffee cans no water

[rancid shore]

Teto did an awesome job

[void smelt]

or even better yet, DO NOT consume caffeine for a month, then have a cup of coffee

best drug ever

[thin wagon]

Loopy from dehydration, loopy from no sleep, wired to the gills on caffeine.

[shell goblet]

it be like dat i was curious what morning shift ppl be talking abt in here but then it was league so i figured id lament about how much i hate hive scums lmao

[rancid shore]

I do not wish to go through caffeine withdrawal

[rancid shore]

Y'know what?

You're based for that

[modest flume]

DRG is mission parameter based, Darktide is more linear with random elements and modifiers to inflate difficulty

[thin wagon]

League and Hive Scum are not even in the same bracket of filth

[rancid shore]

League of legends: death

[thin wagon]

I could rant on league for hours. I played that game back in 2012 for waaaay to long

[quaint moss]

drink reign

[thin wagon]

My ex was a Bang addict

[shell goblet]

isn't that the logan paul energy drink or something

[void smelt]

the ammount of fem-presenting discord profiles that complain about beeing "eepy" is not insignificant

honestly, you guys need to come up something new atp

[thin wagon]

That's not a dig. I mean the energy drink

[quaint moss]

no💀

[shell goblet]

oh😭

[quaint moss]

his is prime

[shell goblet]

OH

fuck that guy

[quaint moss]

taste like piss

reign taste like cotton candy

[void smelt]

ah, she was for the energy drinks

[shell goblet]

he probably likes it i hate the paul's i hope they have a terrible day today specifically

[quaint moss]

well if it makes you feel good. he lost his fight in December

and got his jaw dislocated

[rancid shore]

Prime?

Too sweet

And not the good kind

[quaint moss]

amazon?

[rancid shore]

No the drink

[storm ember]

i feel like quentin tarantino. i can identify specials by the shape of their feet

[thin wagon]

Yeah just stand riiiight there.

[dire kayak]

im not tired i just need something to detonate my brain

[quaint moss]

im pulling your tail

[storm ember]

yes this is me shooting the scab sniper

how could you tell

[quaint moss]

again, drink reign

[rancid shore]

I don't have one

[thin wagon]

Cause I'm actively hunting you

[thick coyote]

I hate myself for understanding what you mean by this

[rain pilot]

I need a home invader

My yard needs food

[fading otter]

Bro was talking about getting doxxed earlier for the same reason someone should check on ya

[shell goblet]

purrfect

[rare pulsar]

He can still win his next fight against some retired elderly boxer.

[dire kayak]

literally me

[shell goblet]

inshallah the post-loss WWE grift comes sooner

[rare pulsar]

The pauls are just scum

I swear people like them show u everything thats wrong in this world

[shell goblet]

i had a game with a zealot and an ogryn named paul in it

i called them the paul brothers to my wife

[void smelt]

i never met someone irl who knew who they were or who liked them

[shell goblet]

like even in 2014 in the Vine era they'd already overstayed their welcome

[fiery wave]

Also, you do get punished for wasting time on higher diffs. More stuff sent your way in sense. You want a steady pace at least for most parts barring forced holdouts. So those ppl not moving is making things worse as well.

[fiery wave]

To be fair, caffeine makes some eepy.

[shell goblet]

"they should make a girl that isn't eepy" MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS ALR😭😭 it's a whole lot easier said than done

[dire kayak]

karien you really remind me of the kataphron battle servitor

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[shell goblet]

i mean sure but i'd rather hold a good choke for the duration of horde music than keep cramming my way through a mosh pit in a confined hallway lmao

G.I. Joe vets were bad enough but they made a whole dlc class that's just allergic to coherency 😭

[crude tiger]

So painful trying to explain this to people in pubs

dude will be 10miles behind fighting 3 pox walkers

[gilded crown]

Hello femtiders

[fiery wave]

True, but it's like the sea. You need to progress when the tide is out. Otherwise you'll just be taking chip for no reason. This is mostly Auric+Havoc though. Below that, you mostly just get specials if you lolly gag around the place.

[storm ember]

im a grown testosterone-filled man can i be included

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[void smelt]

I am injured 🙁 I wish I could train so I could be testosterone-filled again 🙁

By the Lex that sentence is heretical

[gilded crown]

You can join the goonsquad

[fiery wave]

Is pubs, sometimes they just need to learn to move at a point or die to trappers/dogs.

[storm ember]

hell yeah

[dire kayak]

overzealous is so good holy

[whole glade]

i just had to explain to a BT simp that the space wolves could destroy the BT.... can people not read anymore?...

[storm ember]

i wish a woman would talk to me the way the scab trapper does

[whole glade]

me too fellow freak....me too...

[dire kayak]

WE ALL love una

[void smelt]

BT Simp....?

Battletech?

[storm ember]

I LOVE MECHWARRIOR

[drowsy lynx]

Have you tried finding women with large net launchers?

[storm ember]

i dont live in australia or jail

[whole glade]

th black templars

the dark angel knock offs

[void smelt]

I want someone in my life who is as excited about something as the Dreg flamer

[storm ember]

the only space marine chapter I like is the Lamenters

[dire kayak]

i like the thousand sons

[rain pilot]

I was told if I want a gamer gf I have to play valorant

I don't wanna

[whole glade]

laughs in minotuars

[whole glade]

i love the night lords

[storm ember]

you mean like the hot men or the space marines

[void smelt]

My favourite SM chaper is the Ultramarines

[rancid shore]

I hate this fuckin job

[thin wagon]

Ya down far away, ya die far way

[rancid shore]

Anyways wus up

[whole glade]

i mean a goth vampire with long hair and is a freak.....shit.. yeah

[rancid shore]

Salamanders

Or world eaters

Post heresy

[void smelt]

https://youtu.be/B0RvODiJU_I?si=ejAhmg1rxnW1hb_e&t=39

timestamp added for fav voiceline

[whole glade]

aleast it isnt the "vampire" weaklings (blood angels)

[shell goblet]

i mostly play on damnation-auric bc that's where my wife who's on console is at difficulty-wise. i only play this game with my wife so im always on mic with a minimum of one person on my team.

at the damnation level especially, the handful of players who are just learning the game or lallygagging on their own are sooo high. to an extent on damnation-auric pubs i just mentally allot for players to be doing stupid shit on their own. i'll try to push them along but for the most part i am still following and maintaining coherency to pick up their slack when they need it because ive already mentally prepared for it i guess.

believe me, i fully understand the concept of maintaining the steady flow to the game in higher difficulties, but often times im just not even playing at the difficulty where i can't deal with the consequence of taking a little more time.

[rancid shore]

Dear lord

[storm ember]

i play auric not because im particularly skilled (i am), i play auric because it makes my brain stop thinking

[void smelt]

tfw you just mentally allot

[rancid shore]

I'm mentally

That's it

[storm ember]

im mental :3

[gilded crown]

Teehee

[dire kayak]

so am i :3

[whole glade]

im just hungry

[gilded crown]

:3

[whole glade]

:3c

[dire kayak]

my insanity might take hold of me someday soon :3

[gilded crown]

:3 teehee

[storm ember]

I <3 men who whimper

[void smelt]

the rot consumes

[gilded crown]

There’s a tide of them

[storm ember]

leon s. kennedy

[whole glade]

i mean yeah

[shell goblet]

not everyone is as good at this game as me and i can't help that smh😪 if i had a team of 4 me's i wouldn't need to worry about coherency

/j ofc

[rancid shore]

MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE
RECAFF FOR THE RECAFF GOD

[shell goblet]

but alas

[storm ember]

BLUD FOR THE BLOD
SKUL FOR THE SKONE!!!!!!

[rancid shore]

Lmao

[void smelt]

FIRE>DEATH>RENEWAL>FIRE>DEATH>RENEWAL>FIRE>DEATH

[thick coyote]

The rot consuuuuuuumes

[tired steeple]

I actually hate linux

[storm ember]

interrogator rannick wont let me call tox flamer mommy anymore

[tired steeple]

why does anyone shill this OS so much

[thick coyote]

Probably debloating

[storm ember]

i simp because without the simpage, i am nothing

[void smelt]

Deeeath to Blashpeeemeers 🔥 🔥 🔥 !!!!

[shell goblet]

anyway i agree with you, i just expect players to be stupid at the difficulty i play at with my wife. so we just help out and stick around whichever teammate is easier to take care of lmao

[drowsy lynx]

It's great if you're tech literate

[void smelt]

Any linux distro is great because it is not Windows 🙂

[dire kayak]

unfortunately 90% of the things i use on a daily basis ONLY WORK ON WINDOWS

[void smelt]

Hatred and Contempt are what make it great

[shell goblet]

i feel like the window for technical literacy is pretty wide considering how deep into the digital era we are

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah the only reason I run windows these days is for game compatibility and that's getting better on Linux every day

[void smelt]

nah

skill issue

what do you use

[amber delta]

I use windows becuse linux too hard

[dire kayak]

sameeee

[drowsy lynx]

Linux pretty easy these days thankfully

[shell goblet]

windows bc i'm just a girl

[somber stream]

Leon Sekiro Kennedy

[shell goblet]

but i'll summon a furry to teach me linux when windows goes all-ai bc fuck ai

[tired steeple]

yeah I'm not

[drowsy lynx]

I feel you, I do IT for a living so it's nice having something that works out of the box when I'm on my free time lol

[void smelt]

vscode works, I dont need office suite since I have all the google office stuff, browsers work, games work (except the bad ones and a few exceptions) without much tinkering

[drowsy lynx]

That being said windows gets shittier every update so it's gradually becoming more tempting to ditch it

[shell goblet]

copilot was damn near the nail in the coffin for me

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah most games will run, it's the ones with kernel anticheat (pvp) that aren't compatible yet so if you're not into those you might be fine

[amber delta]

win11 has entire tutorials and powershell scripts to debloat it, its so funny

[shell goblet]

i've mostly 'removed it' from my pc as best i can but it's still just

[amber delta]

im still running win10

[shell goblet]

OEM malware

[amber delta]

oh wdym this new game requires secureboot?
shucks I guess I wont play it then

[rancid shore]

I just use the no Winslop remover

[void smelt]

the day when my w10 pc updated at 3am without me ever having a say, waking me up, and then realising it added their shitty LLM interface that I could not uninstall was the tipping point for me

[fiery wave]

Ah. I just expect to solo somehow, but then again, is why I just play with friends nowadays.

[void smelt]

I just said fuck that company, I'll bite the bulet

[shell goblet]

yeah i only play with my wife (my original wall of text was meant to be a reply but i turned it off bc i was rambling a bit myb)

our two randos are definitely a lottery pull every game lol

[visual vortex]

Me when the walnut wood lowk smell heavenly 🤤

[fiery wave]

If duo, we private with bots.

We just expect nothing from them.

[tired steeple]

windows 11 is also a piece of shit

[shell goblet]

i hate them so much hsjsjhsh i hope whatever strength you had overcomes me next windows update lmao

[visual vortex]

I use windows because im not feminine enough to use linux

[fiery wave]

But at least it means no stupid use of medpacks and crates and grabby handing 'nades.

[shell goblet]

honestly we probably should just set the game to private more. we did a no ammo drop maelstrom the other day that she was rly worried abt and i was like "honestly as long as we don't get a random who has limited ammo and runs ahead we'll be fine" and no one filled and it was so easy and perfect lmao

[somber stream]

It's okay to admit you're not smart enough to install anything other than Windows

[shell goblet]

LITERALLY

[somber stream]

🫂

[visual vortex]

Well that too

But the entire linux community is also very condescending and insufferable

And id rather not be associated with those people

[somber stream]

It's just OS lmao. I don't get factions

Eyeing steamos ngl

[fiery wave]

The classic "I NEED AMMO!" spam. Ppl don't read.

[delicate kite]

oh my god i cant believe my eyes

[shell goblet]

my wife's (justified) gamer rage at players who drop the med packs in the elevator right before a med station scares me BUT ITS JUSTIFIED LMAO

[delicate kite]

people are not talking stupid thiings again

3x evening in the row

am i fucking dead

[void smelt]

ngl, it's such a good thing you guys are not fully aware of W11 telemetry

[sleek harness]

You are the stupid thing

[dire kayak]

whinge whinge whinge

[visual vortex]

I am a stupid thing

[delicate kite]

bom dia rat

[somber stream]

Erhm, acktually

[sleek harness]

Spy

[fiery wave]

It was there in w10 already. W11 just takes it up a notch.

[visual vortex]

And yet people take me seriously

[delicate kite]

eu sou do brasil

[visual vortex]

Maybe they are the stupid ones 🤔

[sleek harness]

We do?

[visual vortex]

Some do

[sleek harness]

I don't remember we doing so

Perhaps you lying

[visual vortex]

Who knows

Not even i do

[sleek harness]

Faker

[fiery wave]

I know. I saw one use a health stimm right infront of a 3 charge medicae... I had full hp so they had 1 charge each...

[dire kayak]

the only reason i havent added you is because youre leaving discord soon

[visual vortex]

Oh eight

I forgot about the id thing

[sleek harness]

Eight

[delicate kite]

correct

[somber stream]

Id thing postponed till Q2 this year

[delicate kite]

im moving to portugal

[shell goblet]

i only realized in the battle bus of that mission that the bots totally have unlimited ammo and it was a game changer for my psyche

[delicate kite]

not brasil

[somber stream]

So, june?

[delicate kite]

brasil betrayed me

[void smelt]

depending on the distro you have no such thing, but unskippable AI LLM interface with heavy telemetry??? Just why bro

So far it had some difficult moments but linux mint has been a decent replacement so far

[sleek harness]

How do you forgot that you are leaving discord

[delicate kite]

traded me for 19743 followers

[sleek harness]

What if you didn't remembered

[shell goblet]

my eye twitched

[visual vortex]

I forget my own birthday someyimes

[visual vortex]

Then id see the face id thing

[delicate kite]

how, please teach me

[visual vortex]

And not do it

[delicate kite]

i want to forget that stupid fuckin day

[sleek harness]

What are you, 98?

[visual vortex]

Maybe idk

[fiery wave]

They do, but they still grab ammo. Pretty sure FS lazy coded them to have like 999/99999 ammo or something.

[sleek harness]

Karien

[visual vortex]

Well i do things

And i forget

[delicate kite]

do you REDACTED?

[shell goblet]

DO THEY RLY ??? LMAO i've never seen one grab ammo

[visual vortex]

I was going to say like hust touch grass

[fiery wave]

They totally do.

[shell goblet]

i thought i was tripping when i saw one actually use a medicare station

[delicate kite]

well

[sleek harness]

We don't talk about that here

We are freaks but this type fo freak

[shell goblet]

little buggers lmao

[drowsy lynx]

I've legitimately had people join these, shoot chaff until they run out of ammo, then complain "who's taking all the ammo?" Before rage quitting

[delicate kite]

dude you are from a country where having freaky time and bom bom with someone is normalized

[fiery wave]

I saw them do it after I pinged for friend to pick, bot swooped in and yoink.

[visual vortex]

What

[sleek harness]

You are talking about sex?

Every country does that dude

[visual vortex]

Wow

[delicate kite]

nah man not that casually

[shell goblet]

that's crazy omfg lmao

[visual vortex]

What a shithole

[delicate kite]

social lubricant

[shell goblet]

i mostly play in pubs with my wife but that would make me so mad lol

[fiery wave]

They need to buy ganger lul.

[visual vortex]

I thought brazil only had like the cartel for soccer games

[delicate kite]

dawg i studied antrophology in the same courses as Michel Alcoforado

[drowsy lynx]

The bots will take a medicae if they have even just one wound of corruption

[sleek harness]

Turns out we do play other games

[delicate kite]

bro is like my bro

[sleek harness]

And also have corruption in them

Like everywhere else

[fiery wave]

I was playing staffker, trying... suffering traumatic times with trauma.

[visual vortex]

Nag

Nah

Lie

[sleek harness]

Nag

[delicate kite]

game has built in INSS mechanisms?!

[visual vortex]

I studied brazil

[shell goblet]

i get almost war flashbacks to playing apex legends playing pubs on this game with my wife "come to me there's ammo right on me but i'm not pinging it so that these greedy dipshits don't grab it"

[delicate kite]

brasil*

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[visual vortex]

You guys only have soccer

[visual vortex]

Yeah i studied

[sleek harness]

It's Brazil in English

[visual vortex]

For 15 years

It's whatever

🙄

[somber stream]

I've been to Brazil a few times

[fiery wave]

They will also do it if like 60% hp.

[delicate kite]

you dont love your country?

BR BR BR

[visual vortex]

No

[delicate kite]

🔥

[sleek harness]

No

It's fucking shithole

[delicate kite]

good answer

i wouldnt love it too

[visual vortex]

Every country is a shithole

[sleek harness]

I FUCKING HATE BRAZIL

[delicate kite]

come live with me in latvia

[delicate kite]

we can have rough gay sex in minecraft

before i get married

[somber stream]

Ew Latvian

[delicate kite]

in minecraft

in minecraftin minecraftin minecraft

[fiery wave]

But those are bots lul. They do stupid shit to pick ammo. Like walking into a DH.

[amber delta]

I love my country

[visual vortex]

Please never go near a school zone ever again.

[delicate kite]

dude what the fuck

[drowsy lynx]

Yup I have to do this when I play with premades so a random won't top off while my teammate has zero ammo

[fiery wave]

Is a joke, trauma traumatises me.

[dire kayak]

still gonna hug you

[drowsy lynx]

Big reason to play zealot or psyker imo, I love ignoring ammo entirely

[lilac crag]

same for ogryn imo

[sleek harness]

Trauma hug

[visual vortex]

Veteran gives you free ammo and a grenade

[sleek harness]

Alexander

Why girl

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Why girl

[lilac crag]

wat?

[visual vortex]

Why girl

[sleek harness]

The profile picture

[fiery wave]

Ganger, what ammo?

[lilac crag]

oh, that ain't a girl, but my intent was also not caring if people perceived it as such

I like girls, I thought I made it obvious by now

[tired steeple]

no that's a girl

[fiery wave]

Fwuffything hugging? Patpats and hugs back.

[void smelt]

why girl

[tired steeple]

she just isn't aware yet

[lilac crag]

magos I'll kill you

[visual vortex]

Genders are becoming so blurry nowadays ima just call everything a guy atp

[lilac crag]

we are not forcefemming sinclair

[shell goblet]

i saved the same hivescum from two previously spam-pinged demohosts in the same game last night and i was already mad at hive scums for the night 😭

[sleek harness]

Imagine I was asking about the character then

[somber stream]

Would you say you're more nordic or slavic

[sleek harness]

Why character?

[delicate kite]

who gives a fuck

[shell goblet]

i felt like the arbiter "wake that demonhost and i'll kill you myself"

[delicate kite]

you can like a rock

[void smelt]

might just buy the hive scum dlc tbh

[delicate kite]

arab

[sleek harness]

No

[lilac crag]

the fun thing is that I want people to be confused about my gender because I simply don't fall in the concept

[sleek harness]

I am just pointing out

[visual vortex]

When my daemon wakes up, kill you myself 👹

[shell goblet]

i'm sold atp 🤑

[lilac crag]

I am the lex, even

[delicate kite]

and you?

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

it's in my name

[fiery wave]

I mean, unless a mutie or BoN dropped you on a DH, you don't poke it unless you know what you are doing.

[somber stream]

Inshallah

[sleek harness]

I mean, I thought this was obvious

[shell goblet]

IM JOINING THE WAR ON THE DEMONHOSTS

ON THE SIDE OF THE DEMONHOST

[lilac crag]

who knows

[delicate kite]

linkin park vibes

[visual vortex]

Who knows

[sleek harness]

Allabah

[lilac crag]

I had guys hit on me here to get catfished later

some folk don't get the hint

[somber stream]

I'm something of a Muslim myself (I know like 2 Arab guy)

[visual vortex]

Maybe i am the third antichrist that Nostradamus predicted

[tired steeple]

hello lacey

I don't know you that much I just like you

[dire kayak]

people hit on me only to get hit by the struggling aromantic jumpscare

[void smelt]

how much do you weigh?

[sleek harness]

You two look similar

[shell goblet]

he dodged into it the first time i'm fairly certain

[tired steeple]

our faces aren't even visible

[shell goblet]

second time i have no idea what he did

[lilac crag]

not nearly enough

why

[fiery wave]

Better than guys knowing you are a lass and ignoring the blunt, no interest.

[tired steeple]

oh now that I have a steam deck I can use mods on darktide

[sleek harness]

The chin at least looks similar

[void smelt]

[dire kayak]

FUCK I JUST LOST 3 COGNITION POINTS

im gonna kms now

[delicate kite]

i lost those long ago

my brain empty

[lilac crag]

I'm immune to this btw

[visual vortex]

This is why i dont try to get in relationships

[lilac crag]

[tired steeple]

like the one where you spawn enemies in the training room and they'll actually fight so you can practice their movesets

[shell goblet]

good morning magos :3

[tired steeple]

❤️

[visual vortex]

I am aftaid of five nights at freddy's jumpscares

[dire kayak]

thats so based

[tired steeple]

I could also play space marine 2 with mods

[fiery wave]

That can happen with boosted dodge. It got nerfed to be less now though.

[lilac crag]

do u wanna play sm2 btw

I'm leveling tech

[shell goblet]

HEHE this made me smile 💗

[sleek harness]

Nobody wants to have a relationship in 2026

[tired steeple]

I'm glad

[dire kayak]

im levelling the tech-priest i made for personman

[visual vortex]

🧠

[tired steeple]

let me install the game tonight now that I no longer need my tv to actually play it

[dire kayak]

i wish

[lilac crag]

how is it going?

[amber delta]

I want to have a relationship with myself, but cuter

[sleek harness]

That's gay

[visual vortex]

I have a symbiotic relationship with my brain-worms

[amber delta]

no

[tired steeple]

I said to my gf that I summoned a clone of myself and she went "can you two kiss each other"

[lilac crag]

I do relationships if my partner is into the things I do ( video games ) (( scary ))

I can't be asked to hang out with people who are obtusely extroverted

[sleek harness]

Question, how many people did you had a relationship with?

[somber stream]

Love talk are we

[dire kayak]

do you want how many i was actually in or how many i actually enjoyed?

[sleek harness]

Both