general-chat

[dire kayak]

im hugging you when you get home

there will be no choice

[visual vortex]

Ew

[acoustic pebble]

Found it

[nocturne bloom]

[visual vortex]

Found what

[acoustic pebble]

Male BH and Fem Maul in the game

[visual vortex]

Oh

You found the dialogue you wanted?

[acoustic pebble]

Ye

[visual vortex]

Share

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter: "Damned Rotters just keep coming, don't they?"

Female Maul: "They are numerous indeed, don't tell me you're feeling soft!"

Male Bounty Hunter: "[Laughs] I don't go soft. EVER."

Female Maul: "HAH! From my judgement, I greatly disagree!"

Male Bounty Hunter: "OI! WE HAD AN AGREEMENT!!"

[misty smelt]

time to hop on darktide and watch my team get wiped by 30 crusher walls and 9 poxbursters

[nocturne bloom]

My nightly routine of being thrown around by random shit on monster hunter:

[visual vortex]

🫩

Fem maul gave male bounty hunter head confirmed

[misty smelt]

wait thats crazy

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. It was something else.

Female Loose Cannon: "Oi! Why does that one Arbitrator always drag you away when we get back on the Mourningstar?"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Shut your mouth..."

Female Loose Cannon: "And after, why do you walk funny like you broke your-"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Do NOT make me repeat myself!!"

[visual vortex]

😭🙏

Holy shit

Maybe both

No way can this be canon

I get the peepee jokes that the anarchist makes

But whoever wrote these was lowk giggling and kicking their feet in the air

[acoustic pebble]

Female Authoritarian: "So, tell me Lexmate. How is your 'rehabilitation' of the lexbreaker going?"

Female Maul: "It is effective. That is all you need to know"

[visual vortex]

Hey you know what

[winged oasis]

holy shit this cyber mastiff is awesome

[visual vortex]

Must be crazy if he limps afterwards and is apparently fixing his life

[winged oasis]

TWO TIMES NOW A DEMONHOST GOT WOKEN UP

istg

[somber stream]

Dog shouldn't trigger DH

Someone shot near the thing lol

[visual vortex]

I was about to say

[acoustic pebble]

Enjoys popcorn while dirty stinking good-for-nothing TITHE RATS get attacked by a Daemonhost

[winged oasis]

its not my cybermastiff triggering demonhosts

i didnt say that

obviously its THE RRREEEEJECTS TRIGGERING DEMONHOSTS

with the hard r

[visual vortex]

Im a reject

A humble moebian sixer

Moebian 6th when the Moebian 7 that 8 9 walks in:

[acoustic pebble]

Moebian 13th is obviously the best

They're the cosmetic for the Veteran Standard Issue torso cosmetic

Found my customer

[visual vortex]

Wait which is that

Am i stupid

Also notice that the moebian 7th are never mentioned...

They were exiled for eating the moebian 9th

[acoustic pebble]

It's a green camo clothing with dark blue under armor and deep blue Guardsman piece

A variant is found in the commissary

[worn quail]

Damn my linear progress brain, I love to play Havoc but its so good at making me feel like a worthless human being

[acoustic pebble]

Whenever I need to relax, I play heresy or lower

And just use my dual stubbies

[visual vortex]

I found a gun

On the wiki

[acoustic pebble]

Let me see if I can find what I mean

[visual vortex]

Yeah can you find the set and post it in the pics channel plz

[nocturne osprey]

Casual player here.

From what I can see online, no official announcement has been made or leaked about the up coming class in 2026? Entirely possible I missed something. But figured here might be a good stop

[somber stream]

There's a codename: Cryptic

People suspect it to be Admech or Skiitari of sort

[visual vortex]

Or

A

Wait

Servitor

Took me a second

[thick coyote]

It's also Fatshark

[visual vortex]

We suspect it to be servitor because i believe it's a servitor

[thick coyote]

So don't expect much announcements

Kek

[visual vortex]

Wouldnt it be funny

If they made the announcement on the 7th

[whole glade]

oh boi

i love me sum dubbed jojos

[visual vortex]

A what?

[thick coyote]

Kellen Goff going from Diavolo to Fiddlesticks because he felt like it

that's why he's the goat.gif

[whole glade]

english JJBA

[nocturne bloom]

holy shit, LoL reference????

[visual vortex]

Jjba?

[whole glade]

jojos bizarre adventures

[visual vortex]

Jiggy jiggy ba ass?

[dull hamlet]

Jojo biscuits & anchovies

[whole glade]

thats a plot point in part 4

[visual vortex]

Sounds like ass

[whole glade]

holy

[visual vortex]

Why dont you watch a good show like uhhh dora or elmo or something

[whole glade]

uhh

idk really

[patent grove]

Jjba is goated

[whole glade]

fr

[patent grove]

Parts 3, 4, and 5 are my fav

[whole glade]

part 7 is mine

or 2

[fair bridge]

my body is sore asf

im ready to go now

[patent grove]

CHEEZAH

[acoustic pebble]

It's not over yet... old man

[whole glade]

kars my beloved

[patent grove]

Kars playing Lisa's leg like a guitar.. lol

[whole glade]

then aura farms

[acoustic pebble]

Kars went out like a punk ngl

Karma itself slapped his ass

[whole glade]

he aint dead

he cant die

[acoustic pebble]

Exactly

[nocturne osprey]

Thanks! I figured that was the case, but wasn’t sure.

An admech class would be cool.

[acoustic pebble]

Admech can suck it

Signed by Lady Steel of the Tread Lightlies

[visual vortex]

Servitor class please

Let me pick up carapace maulers and snap them in half like a crab leg with a big claw arm

[acoustic pebble]

I need more servo skulls

Need to deliver my stimms more efficiently

[marsh iris]

where the cute servo skulls at

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: Authoritarian arbites arrested someone for doing the hokey pokey to a servo skull

[acoustic pebble]

Y'know what. Fuck it

I'm running for planetary governor for Atoma

[marsh iris]

you have my axe

[acoustic pebble]

If I'm planetary governor all customer service employees can legally put hands on the customer

[real raft]

anyone has laggy havoc games lately? like literaly unplayable games

[delicate vapor]

Woke up to the sound of my cousin screaming her lungs out

[quaint moss]

like a fucked up rooster

[delicate vapor]

Like she wasn’t crying

She’s mad because she’s not getting anything her way

[nocturne bloom]

scream back, always works

[delicate kite]

or kick her ass

well deserved sibling violence

[marsh iris]

i need more butter

[somber stream]

What's the application here

[stuck crescent]

mmmmm butter

[somber stream]

I have this sudden need to fly to Rome to look at naked statues

[orchid lynx]

Lets do it

[somber stream]

You'd look at naked statues in Rome with me? 👉 👈

[orchid lynx]

Only If u buy me bread in the Colosseum and we watch naked man fight

[jaunty path]

get a room you two

[somber stream]

Greeks are sending Warships to fight Persians in Iran lol

A little bit of history repeating

[jaunty path]

Why are we going to war with iran exactly

[somber stream]

Oil lol

[jaunty path]

[orchid lynx]

I think we just like war no?

[rocky radish]

Old man wants to see how much damage he can do on a global scale to feed his ego and bank account

[somber stream]

EU should just back the fuck off from this one tbh

Mad respect to Spain

[twin flower]

Why can't we just love each other yknow
Overthrow the government,
Watch that rat movie

ratatoottoot

[orchid lynx]

Im not a big fan of the government

[analog marsh]

Pot of Greeds cousin, Jug of Mead.

[marsh iris]

chugjug

[lilac crag]

good morning chat

[marsh iris]

buttered noodles

[somber stream]

Sounds good, hit me up

Mornin Alex

[bright rover]

does ogryn shield block crusher overhead???

[lethal solstice]

Only on plant

[bright rover]

plant?

[jaunty path]

special attack

[bright rover]

ahh

what about unbreakable perk? if i perfect block

and block push

it will break their animation right

[delicate kite]

YOU

you had to fucking blow it

8 hours

8 hours it all it took

of no Persians mentioned

et tu brut

[somber stream]

Cry me a river

History will always be funny

[jaunty path]

coffee

as a flavor

is stupid

it will state the fucking same no matter what drink

every time.

[delicate vapor]

same thug new pose in #pet-tide

[cosmic burrow]

I ate coffee flavour princessa the other week

Was good

Would not buy myself but was good

[whole glade]

MISSUS

i have questions

[slow verge]

Quick question, is the Karnak twins secret hard mode skip available to you after you joined a lobby that did it and you got the achievement already?

Or do you have to do the whole map again and personally rang the bells to unlock it?

[wide seal]

The higher the difficulty the more diamnite I get ?

[trail lake]

yes

[trail lake]

you have to rang it yourself last i check

[halcyon pebble]

300 ish on damnation /auric

[thick fog]

cant do solo

Must need another person with you

[trail lake]

but you have to rang it yourself or your friend can do it and you also unlock the shortcut?

that part im not sure

[fiery wave]

Everyone needs to ring it.

But if they have it unlocked, you can also do it.

[somber stream]

Disney Cory in the house is in top 3 best user-rated game of all time

[marsh iris]

[shell creek]

Is corruption resistance on curios worth it?

[fiery wave]

Only on some meme zealot build if you eat overheads on Havoc.

[shell creek]

Ty

[acoustic pebble]

Played my first havoc mission

It was Havoc 22

[shell creek]

What about combat ability regen?

[acoustic pebble]

Or 23

I got my shit PUSHED in

[shell creek]

I'm already stacking toughness perks on my curios so I need something for the third perk

[acoustic pebble]

But the gigachads in strike team 4 carried me

[thick fog]

no

[thick fog]

what class you playing

[delicate vapor]

mm coffee

[lilac crag]

I need coffee

[delicate vapor]

i need a large mocha..

[nocturne bloom]

I used to get french vanilla every morning but when you do that it just starts to taste funky

[delicate vapor]

getfunky

[misty trench]

french press with cinnamon, all spice and nutmeg 👌

[nocturne bloom]

Thats too fancy for the US

[shell creek]

Vet

[quaint moss]

coffee

☕

[quaint moss]

nuh

[quaint moss]

is your pfp 'Link'?

[delicate vapor]

no its moo snuckel

[quaint moss]

oh, idk who that is

[delicate vapor]

youchouber

[quaint moss]

i assumed

[delicate vapor]

vanoss's friend

[quaint moss]

oh

finn gmod?

[delicate vapor]

gmod yes

[quaint moss]

am remember now :]

@delicate vapor honestly i clicked your tag suspecting to see iron man

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[delicate vapor]

foolish

[quaint moss]

yo

[quaint moss]

Grogish

[dire kayak]

haiiii :3

[quaint moss]

how does goober do

[delicate vapor]

[rancid shore]

It took me 300 hours but finally got the push penance with psyker

[dire kayak]

alrighttt

[rancid shore]

Thank the emperor

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

[lilac crag]

alright then

[quaint moss]

dat is good

[delicate vapor]

wow

[lyric frigate]

how it feels to lowkirkenuinely run out of gacha gambling money

[somber stream]

It's unironicaliterually over

[little marten]

Guys what the hell is crimson desert just life but 2.0

[rancid shore]

With smite of all things

[somber stream]

What is this crimson desert

[little marten]

Life but 2.0

[somber stream]

Is it a cousin of Black desert

[little marten]

Yeah lol

[hasty sky]

sequel turned standalone game or smth yea

[little marten]

They made a single player game basically

[somber stream]

lmao

[little marten]

It’s gonna be the next big shitpost game

[somber stream]

Took a wild guess

[lilac crag]

you're both orange now?

[little marten]

Stripped of my regality

A pidgeon among the cats

[somber stream]

Return to form you mean

[lilac crag]

seemingly so. I got used to your pink NG

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[little marten]

Yeah same it’s weird

[lilac crag]

nae lad

your pfp needs to return

this one just won't do

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Mine pp is fine

I won't pay just to get it animated lol

[dire kayak]

so based

[lilac crag]

I miss yer helmet

also, how have you been?

[quaint moss]

are you the same person from like a week ago trying it💀

[rancid shore]

No

[somber stream]

Heard they moved back the ID thing date to Q2 2026, got cold feet a bit eh

[lilac crag]

they got more than cold feet

[nocturne bloom]

I still wanna know why I get Spotify premium free now

[delicate vapor]

at least you got it

[dire kayak]

LUCKY

[nocturne bloom]

I havent paid in 2 years and still have it

[somber stream]

Oh i'm good, very busy however. Played that new RE9 yet?

[lilac crag]

I have not, you could say my mental has been in the gutter

[somber stream]

Old ghost?

[lilac crag]

newer ones too

[dire kayak]

they're apparently gonna show proof that they actually delete ids and face scans too

[somber stream]

Damn, youth

[lilac crag]

it is what it is

[somber stream]

No thanks lol

[delicate vapor]

keyword

"apparently"

no wait

[lilac crag]

still getting used to Charlotte being relatively gone

[quaint moss]

i was talking to a dude about that game and i mentioned 'black desert'

[dire kayak]

im not exactly ready to cancel nitro since i enjoy sending clips to people but still

[quaint moss]

they wont

[somber stream]

Get in gears, move and plan as you go, keep your mind off of things, eventually you'll get over it

[lilac crag]

it was going relatively well

[timber elk]

Greetings

[rain pilot]

[lilac crag]

I started getting along really well with goober for a time

[dire kayak]

true,,,,

[lilac crag]

then that kind of fell apart

[nocturne bloom]

Got my mclovin id ready and a Pic of my home boy way back from school, im set

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp :3

[quaint moss]

SUPRISE MOFO

[amber delta]

just send them your ID its no big deal everyone knows who you are already anyway

[timber elk]

As you can see? I am not dead.

[rain pilot]

Not yet

[timber elk]

And of course the discord I sometimes tolerate is up to its usual nonsense

[somber stream]

How about not going into any distance relationship just yet lol

[rancid shore]

I need more coffee

This day sucks already

[nocturne bloom]

Your ID is actually a huge deal mate

[somber stream]

"Aw shit i trip and broke my legs, better go for a jog"

[nocturne bloom]

People seem to forget you can do a lot with a picture of someone's ID

[lilac crag]

it's self-detrimental how everytime I get given the chance to recover I instead decide to help people

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[amber delta]

its just a piece of plastic bro just send them your ID bro pls theyll take good care of it bro please bro

[delicate vapor]

trust bro trust i wont use it

[nocturne bloom]

Ragebait used to be believable

[dire kayak]

trust me with your ids i promise i won't eat them

[somber stream]

You can only offer so much as is, even with all the time in the world i'm not sure i'll be able to offer that kind of help to just about anyone

[lilac crag]

you'd figure people would appreciate it

but then you get abandoned like many other times

[timber elk]

Sometimes it’s important to know when it’s appropriate to help people.

[amber delta]

I'd trust you to eat my ID

[somber stream]

Expect nothing haha, take care of yourself first before anything else. Sound kinda selfish but that's how things go

[lilac crag]

so it seems

I will try that starting today

[amber delta]

if you dont take care of yourself you wont be able to take care of others

[timber elk]

Or. You still keep that mind set of helping others. But remember your own self matters.

[lilac crag]

I don't wish to extend hands to have it cut off because someone can't reciprocate care

I should learn to keep people at arms length instead

[nocturne bloom]

Ill be honest, half assed care just makes things worse. Dont offer support when youre agonizing over yourself

[somber stream]

Real

[timber elk]

But at least you can say you tried to help a fella out.

[lilac crag]

that sounds about right

[nocturne bloom]

Care for yourself, the real ones will wait for you

[quaint moss]

real

just shrug it off

[lilac crag]

yeah, and now I'm stuck in bed with enough emotional baggage that I feel stuck

I would like to actually enjoy my day

[timber elk]

You’re not stuck. You’ve simply tripped and need a bit of a breather.

[quaint moss]

wtf happened?-?

im krunk, kawalski analysis

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

My legs hurt

[timber elk]

🫵👍👍

[amber delta]

[quaint moss]

decided to go back and read
so something something 'charolettes web'

[rancid shore]

I need coffee

RAAAH

[quaint moss]

cut them off

[rancid shore]

Also hi

[quaint moss]

get coffee

[nocturne bloom]

Theres nothing there

[quaint moss]

and also hi

[nocturne bloom]

They talk to me

And ache

[somber stream]

Ribbit ribbit motherfuckas

[quaint moss]

could say, phantom pain

NO ONE HEARS A WORD

THEY SAY

[rain pilot]

I got that nerve condition

[quaint moss]

i use to catch frogs growing up

[somber stream]

Also i recently ditched Spotify after, 8 years?

[quaint moss]

oh?

[somber stream]

Found out Apple music actually has much better sound quality

[rain pilot]

I am close to doing it myself

[dire kayak]

i can assist with that

[somber stream]

And they haven't raise price yet lol

[nocturne bloom]

Wouldn't that make them hurt more

[quaint moss]

for xbox ive heard ye

[rain pilot]

The audio quality on spotify is somehow worse than youtube

A fucken music app

[somber stream]

Yeah sometimes it's like punching your eardrums

[rain pilot]

Or scratching

[rancid shore]

Can't

[rain pilot]

A static scratching

[quaint moss]

cutting them off

[quaint moss]

why nar

[rancid shore]

Work

[quaint moss]

work not have coffee
rip

idk if its weird to prefer ice coffee

[somber stream]

Coffee is coffee

Though i wouldn't mind having a cup of Turkish coffee right about now

[shell creek]

Yea lol

[rancid shore]

Nah

[quaint moss]

neato

[quaint moss]

[quaint moss]

you should get some

[somber stream]

Maybe on a Saturday Afternoon

[dire kayak]

i prefer bromine

[quaint moss]

isnt that like

highly toxic

[dire kayak]

not to me

[nocturne bloom]

I loooovvee liquid uranium!

[quaint moss]

are you an escaped experiment

[quaint moss]

uranium fever!

[nocturne bloom]

Call em one of a kind

[dire kayak]

how did you know

[quaint moss]

got a good eye

[quaint moss]

one of a evil >:3

[nocturne bloom]

You asking for WAR?

[quaint moss]

the board game :3 ?

[nocturne bloom]

That reference smells so dusty its helping me fall asleep

Thank you

[quaint moss]

honk sho
mir mir

[delicate vapor]

Oh yea jackpot

[lilac crag]

6 spoons in mine

[thick fog]

"Why did I received a draft letter?"

[dire kayak]

[somber stream]

You're gonna hop around like a rabbit on heat for the rest of the day

[lilac crag]

good.

I need it for my day off

I'm doing nothing but being a fat fucking chud today

[quaint moss]

weal

[amber delta]

we've been waiting for a new patch longer than highguard's entire lifespan let that sink in

[zenith glade]

apparently uh

arc raiders has ur discord logs

just chillin in a file w an auth token

[amber delta]

but i dont have arc raiders

[zenith glade]

u r safe

[dire kayak]

fatshark please we're starving

[amber delta]

when the hacker flexes he knows your address but youve known it longer

[lilac crag]

this somehow does not surprise me

[dire kayak]

jokes on them i live in the warp

[amber delta]

ur always starving

[lilac crag]

they're awful good with matchmaking, also used ai for the start of their development, and also are generally too buddy buddy with the community

there had to be some personal data they used for all this

[dire kayak]

true

[delicate vapor]

Coffee at 9:43pm..

[lilac crag]

normal

normalize it

internalize it even

[delicate vapor]

With 3 sugars…

And a chocolate filled bread

[lilac crag]

yup

[dire kayak]

hungry now,,,,

[delicate vapor]

And a doro plushie

Hm

[dire kayak]

i got blahaj,,,,,,

[delicate vapor]

What

[quaint moss]

shork

[feral vessel]

Good morning Hive Tertium.
I've had the shittiest night of my life today, so you're not even get a bodycount.

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[feral vessel]

Awh, thanks.

[rain pilot]

I want to be doxxed

So I can bury someone in my backyard

I need some of that

Homicidal stress relief

[south valve]

Bit dark

[rain pilot]

Their fault for coming to my house

[south valve]

You should probably speak to a therapist

[rain pilot]

I'm fiiiiiine

[south valve]

Oh okay

Just a bit of homicide to lighten the mood, I get it

[rain pilot]

Needa clean the earth up abit

[south valve]

True enough

[rain pilot]

Fucken lex breakers

[delicate kite]

Yes go go power genociders

Love me some good old genocide

Violence solves everything

[rain pilot]

The only good lex breaker is a mercy sanctioned lex breaker

[south valve]

✅ /j

[dire kayak]

they tried to use the lex on me

but i just nuzzled them and they gave up

[rain pilot]

[delicate kite]

I lexed up my ex wife

[rain pilot]

Mistake

[south valve]

Sesbian Lex

[lilac crag]

it's in my name

[south valve]

My god…

[delicate kite]

Poggers

[delicate kite]

I have been thinking

[amber delta]

not a good sign

[rain pilot]

Indeed

[delicate kite]

Fatfish really needs to put equivalent of counter strike inferno map chicken npcs on maps

Fun little thing to fuck around with

Kill chicken with bolter

Get an achievement

[rain pilot]

That happens the day GW can model women

[delicate kite]

They know how , haven't you seen Ogryns ?

[delicate vapor]

This coffee good..

[delicate kite]

I like them big and chunky

Motto motto

[amber delta]

GW can model women when they want to

[delicate kite]

Didn't they put women heads into ultramarine upgrades new ones

[amber delta]

they put asian heads that lowkey look like women

[delicate kite]

My god its perfect

Femboy marines

Hello Kitty chapter

11th legion

[amber delta]

all of my marines wear helmets anyway who would want to have helmetless marine

[feral vessel]

gunna go to belfast,

gunna see if i can catch round some 40k books.

[dire kayak]

i need to get vaults of terra,,,

[feral vessel]

get it as an .epub

ebook file

I found it for free.

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[delicate kite]

Tell that to Mark back in Iraq

[fiery cipher]

Italiani?

[feral vessel]

dead chat at this hour, huh.

[dire kayak]

[amber delta]

[rocky radish]

10 minutes between messages is dead?

[quaint moss]

oh rip, sorry to hear friend

[twin flower]

Chill times

[worn quail]

playing a normal auric after havoc 38 feels like im playing uprising

wtf lmao

[delicate vapor]

coffee time

[dire kayak]

thats so real

(i havent done havoc in 2 months)

[worn quail]

progress brain has kicked on, so playing anything else feels like im doing nothing

number go up 📈 👍🏻

[dire kayak]

i play mostly damnation anyway, if i can get that up to auric then maybe ill get back into havoc

[amber delta]

sweaty havoc son or chill uprising daughter

[faint isle]

Havoc 1-10 is probably easier than Damnation

[dire kayak]

im on havoc 23 though

i cant get past havoc 25

[worn quail]

Havoc 1-10 is weird

Plays like Heresy

Very strange

Not even saying that to be like "hehehhhh... 2easy 😎" like it genuinely feels weird to play

[thick coyote]

Chill Uprising Daughter

[worn quail]

I think there's something wrong with it

[dire kayak]

im the chill uprising daughter

[thick coyote]

And I hope she team kills accidentally as well

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[rare pulsar]

Havoc 20-30 is basically auric histg.

[delicate vapor]

ANOTHER MOCHA

at 11:21pm

[dire kayak]

you would not believe how many times ive teamkilled

[twin flower]

did they deserve it

[dire kayak]

not at all i usually apologise after i do it

[worn quail]

one time in archivium sycorax i hit a burster and knocked all 4 of us into the void

[amber delta]

havoc 15 is the hardest because people not ready for havoc are there and you have to clutch most of the map

[delicate vapor]

zealot dueling sword

[twin flower]

fair nuff

[worn quail]

havoc made me somehow distrust skull hoarder/havoc forged pairings

[rare pulsar]

Ewww

[amber delta]

duelling sword daughter or combat knife son

[worn quail]

neither

this is what the WOKE LIBRALS want

[dire kayak]

i used combat knife on zealot once

never again

[worn quail]

relic blade son or thunder hammer daughter...

[dire kayak]

thunderhammer daughter

thammer is based

[worn quail]

MK II is actually rly fun

[lyric frigate]

zenacat in public?!

[worn quail]

I wanna use MK IV too but i wanna learn II first

[lyric frigate]

NETZACH BLAST

[worn quail]

nutsack

[worn quail]

me

[amber delta]

nietzsche blast

[lyric frigate]

i love netza

[dire kayak]

literally me

i just got the kataphron battle servitor in mechanicus

[long sigil]

what happen

pm talk

also

by the way

roblox shit fucker fake pm game must be remove

[long sigil]

ignore copyright and Unauthorized use pm assets and mili song isnt right

[twin flower]

Wuh

[hidden whale]

guys I got my rating in League

im silver

you guys can now say you know a silver player

[long sigil]

you mean league of legend?

[hidden whale]

yes

[long sigil]

ew

[amber delta]

ew

[hidden whale]

(I lost all of my placements, im probably even lower)

[jaunty path]

You have permission to kill him

[hidden whale]

no guys listen

I played with irl friends only

[long sigil]

dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee scum

by the light

[jaunty path]

He has a death warrant

[thick coyote]

Silver looking ahh

[jaunty path]

Nuke him

[thick coyote]

Get your ass back to silver homie

[long sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/브베-streamer-angry-rage-scream-gif-17075143

[hidden whale]

ur just jealous cause I have friends

[thick coyote]

Do they play league?

[jaunty path]

You don't have friends when you play league

[hidden whale]

I know them in real life. like in person

[worn quail]

Same kind of energy as a doctor sitting you down informing you of your cancer diagnosis

[hidden whale]

I went to a couple of their weddings

[dire kayak]

a triarch praetorian killed the tech-priest i named after leanna

this means war

[long sigil]

anyway

i did it

i fucking did it

[hidden whale]

btw one of them has an objectively beautiful wife, and hes a bronze player

[long sigil]

ragdoll that can split parts

[hidden whale]

think about that

[thick coyote]

Did they coarce you to play league with them?

[worn quail]

why would i want to do that im gay

[long sigil]

https://youtu.be/gZaHwpVLnEs?si=Yg-cq9o7p01Ud0ac

look this

i did it

[thick coyote]

Or whatever the right word

[hidden whale]

I mean

[twin flower]

kidnapped

[hidden whale]

its not really that bad

[long sigil]

i was played a lot league of legend

[thick coyote]

Coerce

[long sigil]

but i deleted acount

league of legend is shit

[hidden whale]

we spent half the games fucking around

im surprised we even got rated

[worn quail]

i think the most angry ive ever gotten at a video game in my life was playing league of legends

i was aatrox in top lane, against fucking vayne

and i won

[jaunty path]

💀

[worn quail]

and it still

[thick coyote]

Oh so you got coerced by your friends to play league?
Relatable

[worn quail]

was the most angry ive ever been at a game

[long sigil]

i like mordekasier?

[worn quail]

that fucking shit sucked

such a phyrric victory

[hidden whale]

see im my teams jungler

[long sigil]

mordekaiser right?

[hidden whale]

so im just casually farming the jungle while yapping

[jaunty path]

League players after playing league

[worn quail]

oh yeah its ur job to make other people miserable

especially toplane

lvl 1 gank

[hidden whale]

its super chill

[long sigil]

league of legend is shit

[hidden whale]

that would be so troll

I need to try this

[rare pulsar]

Your own includet btw

[thick coyote]

Proper reaction to seeing Vayne/Quinn top

[somber stream]

HD2 modders learned how to add jiggle physics to their models

[worn quail]

they 2v1'd me

[long sigil]

for bood and ass?

[thick coyote]

Kill all Vayne/Quinn players 🗣️

[somber stream]

Yes Bart for bood and asses

[worn quail]

if i didnt farm that dumbass that tried to 2v1 me i never would've been able to fight her

she just fed me

[jaunty path]

Spesking of

[long sigil]

based

[worn quail]

god

im getting mad thinking about it

[jaunty path]

I am never playing chorus zealot ever again

[delicate vapor]

[worn quail]

that shit was like 5 years ago LMAO

[jaunty path]

Anyone who tell me to will be getting shot

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[lilac crag]

meow

[dire kayak]

who do i name my next 2 tech-priests after,,,,,

[rare pulsar]

League is different

I still hate that game

[worn quail]

i'd run book if i could reliably run it with relic blade

[hidden whale]

let it go

the vayne cant hurt you anymore :>

[thick coyote]

Checking Nexus mods for Helldivers mods
There's so much porn.gif

[rare pulsar]

No its personal

[worn quail]

ur right she's fucking dead i killed her and the bitchass morgana

[rare pulsar]

You dont understand

[worn quail]

[hidden whale]

its a LOT of muscle girls

like a lot a lot

[lilac crag]

u can though

[hidden whale]

im just tryna get cool outfits (cause vanilla helmets are straight ass)

[rare pulsar]

What exactly did you expect?

[thick coyote]

So much porn.gif

[lilac crag]

Marty book relic blade is geniunely peak havoc

[worn quail]

also league makes me mad because it does the same thing games workshop does where it outsources everything, so everything about the game is amazing, the lore, the music, the character design and the worldbuilding

but the game itself

IS FUCKING TERRIBLE

Such a waste!

Aatrox is literally one of my favorite characters in all of fiction

[jaunty path]

Not enough of it

[worn quail]

And he's from fucking LEAGUE

WHY

[hidden whale]

gooner

[long sigil]

i reminded why i deleted my league of legend acount

[jaunty path]

No

[hidden whale]

yes

[rare pulsar]

Do youself a favor and get banned by riot

[long sigil]

i blame troller but i banned for 15 days

[worn quail]

i haven't played league since like 2019

and never plan to

[somber stream]

Ah here we go
"Jiggle physics plus patches"
Shows a picture of a super jacked femdiver

[thick coyote]

Just send in all chat
KILL YOURSELF

[worn quail]

i got muted a shitload though

[long sigil]

so i said this punishment isnt right to riot games korea

[thick coyote]

insta chat restrictions

[hidden whale]

idk, I think cs2 is honestly worse

[long sigil]

but they did 30 day ban

[hidden whale]

my friends like cs2 as well

[jaunty path]

They're essential ok

[long sigil]

so i delete my acount

[jaunty path]

I can't play without them

[long sigil]

troller is more bad

stupid fucker riot

[hidden whale]

gooner

[rare pulsar]

League is dead imo. Its FULL of bots.

[thick coyote]

Gooner 🫵

[worn quail]

competitive pvp games are genuinely responsible for like 30% of my misanthropic tendencies

[rare pulsar]

Its juat a matter of time imo

[worn quail]

mcpvp ruined my perception of others

[long sigil]

i dont understand

[worn quail]

[somber stream]

"Federation's Futa"

[long sigil]

why blame troller isnt right

[somber stream]

I should turn on the adult filter

[worn quail]

i think competitive pvp games turn people into monsters

[rare pulsar]

Please stop

[jaunty path]

League players make up 15% of the games player base yet 50% of the revenue

[long sigil]

lol must die

[worn quail]

easy on the power level there

[rare pulsar]

God

[worn quail]

[rare pulsar]

What is wrong with this world?

[hidden whale]

racist and a gooner? how based can one person possibly be

[long sigil]

jew?

wait this is danger

sorry my word

[twin flower]

lmao

[long sigil]

ignore this asian monkey saying

i am monkey

[quaint moss]

ive never looked, but im sure its not that bad

[hidden whale]

its like... 30% porn

well not porn. but goon

[rare pulsar]

More

By far

[thick coyote]

The rest is like
Funny audio

[long sigil]

porn make brainrot

[worn quail]

wtf is the difference

[quaint moss]

hey, better than i thought it was gonna be

[hidden whale]

hmm. I never got past the first few front pages

[dire kayak]

it is that bad

[jaunty path]

Not a gooner nore racist

[rare pulsar]

Nexus is atleast 50% porn

[hidden whale]

well one is nudity I guess, and the other just lewd

[jaunty path]

I dislike canadians though

[long sigil]

but

racism fun

[worn quail]

this is how i got banned from tanner's discord

[quaint moss]

what about cadians

[worn quail]

being racist in the channel that people were being racist in

[lyric frigate]

like every game ever for some reason

[lilac crag]

C01 permits are abundant among helldivers for a reason

[jaunty path]

They're green

[worn quail]

for a horrible reason

[long sigil]

i heard canada is full of indian guys

[hidden whale]

I havent seen any porn/lewd mods for this game

[rare pulsar]

None of yall would get one

[hidden whale]

maybe I didnt look hard enough

[lyric frigate]

barefoot hadron mod:

[quaint moss]

prob

[lilac crag]

I have stories

[rare pulsar]

This game yeah

[jaunty path]

For dt? No. Best you can do is replace the loading screen

But yea no

[hidden whale]

ofc you know

gooner

[worn quail]

shes just a DS1 hollow

[long sigil]

damn

so true

[jaunty path]

There is a mod that lets you set ur own loading screen. Does not mean gooner

[dire kayak]

hmph

[hidden whale]

what is ur loading screen

[amber delta]

plague ogryn is already naked

[thick coyote]

Despite being on the same engine
Mods that changes models for Darktide is pretty much unexplored

[hidden whale]

not even a hatsune miku mod?

tragic

[thick coyote]

Then on Helldivers you mod change pretty much everything

[jaunty path]

Default i don't live alone

[rare pulsar]

Honestly with a life expectancy of 3 minutes and an average of 18 years i doubt many helldiver ever got that permit

[jaunty path]

Big naturals on the bile titan

[dire kayak]

hmph,,,

[lyric frigate]

whats everyone's obsession with putting pornography in games, gang there are other sites for that

[dire kayak]

exactly

[rain pilot]

give me your gamer women discord

[thick coyote]

Yeah the mods that gives titties to the terminids

Although

They are born from eggs

[jaunty path]

Yes there are websites dedicated to porn mods whats ur point

[lilac crag]

it's a hobby. it's like pasta. you can throw anything on a video game

[rain pilot]

[worn quail]

i find that suggestive content in my vibeo gane is just distracting

I want to kill things with my big fuckinjg sword

[rare pulsar]

Yeah i wanna game not goon

[lilac crag]

THEN GAME!!!!!!!!!

[long sigil]

shit fucked

[jaunty path]

You dont want boobs on your sword?

[hidden whale]

a REAL gamer has a full one handed bind quickswap

[long sigil]

krw price get more shitter

[thick coyote]

Which means that mammal glands would most likely not be needed

[rain pilot]

the statues have more bossom than the npcs in skyrim

[rare pulsar]

No wtf?!?

[worn quail]

am gay

no

[long sigil]

dollar is too expansive

fuck

[jaunty path]

Moobs?

[worn quail]

NO

[long sigil]

i dont care dog

[lyric frigate]

not to mention terminids dont even have lips

[jaunty path]

Vro.

[rain pilot]

cake

[lyric frigate]

so it would be pointless

[long sigil]

also i like girl

[rare pulsar]

WHAT THE FUCK IS SEXY ABOUT A SWORD?!?

[hidden whale]

you dont want balls on your sword?

[long sigil]

pretty girl

[jaunty path]

Big and long

[rain pilot]

I like women

[dire kayak]

i love the deltarune ost

[worn quail]

Nah, he's perfect just the way he is

[rare pulsar]

Huh?!?

[somber stream]

Swords are inherently sexy

[lyric frigate]

lowkeyyy i like both men and women

[twin flower]

it got them curves

[jaunty path]

Women
Women that kill people

[rare pulsar]

Its also very sharp btw

[jaunty path]

And

[hidden whale]

an?

[dire kayak]

i like everyone regardless of gender

[rare pulsar]

That will
Prolly hurt

[worn quail]

also the fuckin ricasso on the relic blade skin, the pyre blade

[rain pilot]

I am at a point in my mindset I just want to hold someone and hear about their day

[worn quail]

Looks like a close helm visor

i love it

[hidden whale]

dude being bisexual is cheating

[worn quail]

Its so subtle

[hidden whale]

you literally double the pool

[jaunty path]

And?

[long sigil]

wtf

[hidden whale]

thats so unfair

[long sigil]

why

[thick coyote]

The handguard

[rare pulsar]

I understand

[dire kayak]

im pansexual

[thick coyote]

[long sigil]

wait

[jaunty path]

I can't be trusted around machinery

[hidden whale]

oh uh... I have a cast iron skillet?

[long sigil]

i heard gay peaple fuck asshole

[lyric frigate]

clean as shit skin

[long sigil]

is it true?

[jaunty path]

Not always.

[dire kayak]

do you now?

[worn quail]

its all i ever wanted for so long

[jaunty path]

Some don't likt it from behind.

[worn quail]

i was so fucking happy

[rare pulsar]

Nah thats sound straight af ngl

[dire kayak]

thats so real

[worn quail]

AND they made it edgy and all black to match my drip

[rain pilot]

people call it pansexual, I call myself desperate for touch

[worn quail]

AND they made it bigger than the default

[long sigil]

wow

[worn quail]

I LOVE HIM

[long sigil]

gay scarry

but ok

[worn quail]

Actually felt like some dev from fatshark made it as a love letter to me specifically

[rare pulsar]

Sounds like something you do with the homies after u kiss em goodnight

[worn quail]

<- not delusional btw

[dire kayak]

thats so real,,,,

[rain pilot]

women are far scarier

[hidden whale]

do you guys ever make super mid food that youre not really enjoying but youre also poor so you have to get the calories in bc theres nothing else

[worn quail]

no

[rare pulsar]

Every day

[worn quail]

calories are a punishment

ur not hungry ur bored

[jaunty path]

If you could have a servitor what kind would it be

[dire kayak]

kataphron battle servitor

[long sigil]

uhh yeah i did but not money

[rain pilot]

servo skull

[jaunty path]

Different choice pleass

[worn quail]

is there an equivalent of a roomba

can i have a servo-roomba

[dire kayak]

dont ask why i need a kataphron battle servitor, you dont want to know

[long sigil]

just i make game too long time so i eat some energybar? often

[rain pilot]

what

[worn quail]

servo roomba

[rare pulsar]

One that goes to work for me

[hidden whale]

I made a potato egg and cheese with homemade salsa... but I put too much salsa and its overpowering

so im not enjoying it

[rare pulsar]

Eat up rent is due

[hidden whale]

but its a fuckton of food, 5 eggs, 2 tortillas, 2 potatos, ton of cheese

I cant just toss it...

[rare pulsar]

I SAID EAT UP

[quaint moss]

FUCK SPACE MARINE 2 FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[rare pulsar]

RENT IS DUE

[worn quail]

that is why u taste as u cook

c:

[quaint moss]

:

[jaunty path]

Cover in bbq sauce

[dire kayak]

thats so real,,,,

we should play it together someday

[rain pilot]

I eat more than that for dinner

[hidden whale]

that would make it even worse

and also I dont have bbq sauce

[worn quail]

try to get the salsa out of it

[rare pulsar]

[jaunty path]

You deserve this

[worn quail]

as much as u can anyway

unless u like completely incorporated it or some shit

[rare pulsar]

Bbq sauce is overrated

[quaint moss]

I WAS ON THE LAST FIGHT AND THE GAME JUST KICKED ME.
ITS THE HARD WEEKLY CHALLENGE
you know, where one sniper shoot downs you, DEAD

[lilac crag]

do you need help lad

I have you

[lyric frigate]

i live off protein goyslop, yeah\

[lilac crag]

[worn quail]

fartshart moment

[worn quail]

POWERLEVEL

[dire kayak]

[worn quail]

[quaint moss]

lol

[hidden whale]

what is goyslop

[long sigil]

wait

[rare pulsar]

Slop made by a goy

[quaint moss]

im not actually mad, but i do want to unistall this game (sm2)

[long sigil]

goy?

[worn quail]

sloppa is a way of life my friends

[lilac crag]

DO YOU WANAN DO THE HARD STRATEGEM

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

OR DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT YOU

[worn quail]

think im gonna steal this

[dire kayak]

shoot me

[trail bramble]

ain't that a slur

[long sigil]

i know that word is jew word outside

[lilac crag]

pats you pats you pats you pats you

[quaint moss]

I PREFER DEATH, SWEET RELEASE

[rare pulsar]

I think a goy is a jewish swearword for a non jew yes

[quaint moss]

do you actually wanna play XD

[lilac crag]

get back on the game battle brother

[long sigil]

ah yeah gentile

[worn quail]

neat

[long sigil]

goy is jew word gentile

[lilac crag]

your bitch ass will be helped by MY butch ass

[dire kayak]

i did

[lilac crag]

I'm going to confuse you two now

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[worn quail]

whar

[quaint moss]

good stuff

[worn quail]

who

[hidden whale]

to goob? or not to goob?

[lilac crag]

that's goober signature emote

also goob

join us for the strat

[dire kayak]

[untold kraken]

would the shockmaul apply skull crusher near instantly with the special ability? 3 damage ticks + the stagger it causes?

[lyric frigate]

beenaur...

[quaint moss]

@lilac crag ive gotta task manager the game, thats how fucked up the game is

[rare pulsar]

Im not exactly sure what a goy is tho

[hidden whale]

bwehhhhhh

[lilac crag]

they're killing you

[lyric frigate]

non-jew as reffered to by jews

[hidden whale]

I ate it all...

[worn quail]

ur gonna get fat........

[hidden whale]

I choked it down with water

;.;

[rare pulsar]

Ah so thats it