general-chat

[sleek harness]

And also make it so it pings when you click 2 times

That way you can spam

[visual vortex]

I call it the speedrunner cry

[sleek harness]

Ollphe it depends on the situation

Perhaps you are the one annoying the whole team

[visual vortex]

Me?

Never

I am the best darktide player

[sleek harness]

Some people decide to fight the horde instead of getting inside the room to move on from area

[visual vortex]

I would never

[sleek harness]

Which is annoying

[visual vortex]

I always stay in the room

[sleek harness]

Because you can do the same

On the other side

[visual vortex]

Unless another player is stuck outside

Then i go out and help them and try to guide them to the room

[sleek harness]

Fair enough

But some people will just stop by the entrance, look you and your teammates dead in the eyes and say "But we need to kill the horde"

[visual vortex]

Sometimes

People are too far gone for even my delusions to save them

[sleek harness]

I think it's usually people who take the mission slow because they want to have the most kills

For some reason

[visual vortex]

I take the mission slow because i am fighting 16 different crushers

[green vector]

doing this makes the ping button use the go here ping?

[visual vortex]

And because i wait for team

[sleek harness]

You can select what type of ping

[green vector]

where

[sleek harness]

Theres threat and move here ping

[sleek harness]

Configurations

The very bellow option

[green vector]

oh shit

BIG

thanks man

[visual vortex]

I thought that was just for the arbites dog

[sleek harness]

You are welcome

Now go spam pings for turtles

[azure cobalt]

So testing my Plasma It has the potential to 1 shot anything..Ammo wise not soo good

[sleek harness]

Yeah you can also change the ping for Arbitrator dog to just need to ping once

Making all your enemy pings into dog pings

[visual vortex]

Send an image in the darktide pics and vids

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional: "Music? You?? Don't you lot just chant the Lex?"

Male Authoritarian: "That would be ridiculous, we SING it!"

[visual vortex]

Of the dtats

Stats

[green vector]

shit like this needs to be explained in game i had no idea and i have every arb penance

[visual vortex]

I presumed it would be a hymn

Anyways hi jakka

[acoustic pebble]

Heyo Ollpheist

I learned something... disturbing

[sleek harness]

Did you also know that you can see the name of the dogs of other arbitrator?

[visual vortex]

What

What did you lear

[azure cobalt]

Done sorry about the photo shot of the plasma

[green vector]

ya

[visual vortex]

Learn

[green vector]

i turn it off during mission tho

[sleek harness]

Makes the game more easy to understand if it's a full Arbitrator team

[green vector]

i go solo on my arb tbh

ima try dog now i know about the ping tech

[visual vortex]

Thanks that's lowk funny af

Where'd you get it?

[azure cobalt]

Brunts armory

Rng

[visual vortex]

Shit

From the petition area to draw a weapon!

[sleek harness]

This reminds me of one game where I joined as a Lone Wolf Arbitrator in a full Arbitrator team and one of them were confuse on why I didn't bring my dog

[sleek harness]

I would respond to that but the other arbitrator responded for me saying that I was doing tanky build

Because I had both shield weapons

[azure cobalt]

So if any of you see my vet in a mission using this amd grabbing ammo I am sorry to grab it

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional: "Spill it! Whats the most obscure law you ever upheld?"

Male Arbitrator: "Promise you will not complete obscurity, with unimportance if I tell."

Male Professional: "Ohoh! Now I'm all ears."

Male Authoritarian: "It is also most unsavory. You will never look at a servo-skull the same way again."

[azure cobalt]

Listiening to Umamusame theme song while Blasting Heretics..Life is great!!

[acoustic pebble]

@visual vortex

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

Im thinking now

[acoustic pebble]

He caught one of the Anarchists doing the Hole-key pokey with a servo skull

[visual vortex]

Oh

One of the anarchists?

[acoustic pebble]

Ye

[visual vortex]

Is that confirmed?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[visual vortex]

Wow

So anarchist is a necrophile

What a prick

[acoustic pebble]

I mean he tried to eat some rotters so it's not far fetched

[visual vortex]

Different betwen him and brawler

[acoustic pebble]

I heard that one too

[visual vortex]

Brawler actually has an excuse because half of his entire brain is fried and is already super small

[acoustic pebble]

Also one of the female Zealots was caught biting a heretic

[visual vortex]

So i presumed on certain missions he had to eat people he killed and his brain just adopted that mentality

[green vector]

me too

[acoustic pebble]

Her reasoning was that "her hands were full"

[visual vortex]

Probably didnt taste good

[acoustic pebble]

Moldy bread already tasted bad, don't want to know about moldy flesh

[visual vortex]

I mean

Eg

Eh

I wouldnt try to put that in ur brain

[acoustic pebble]

Appreciated

I'll just stick with bread... or surfers

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Anyways

Im like 90% sure male maul worships khorne

[acoustic pebble]

Also Female Cutthroat has a crush on Male Authoritarian.

While he does have a high opinion of her, she's mainly adamant out of fear he will charge her for not polishing her boots

The Authoritarian then confirms that he will.

[visual vortex]

I will say it's kind of nice to have all the voices have someone they would be interested in having a romantic relationship with

Especially when you're stuck staring at a toothpick of a city that is a literal shithole

[acoustic pebble]

Funnily enough, Male Professional has an Arbitrator and a Hive Scum flirting with him

[visual vortex]

Which arbites

[acoustic pebble]

I think the Female LC hates him (in public)

[jaunty path]

what makes you think so

[acoustic pebble]

Female Authoritatian

[visual vortex]

Checks out

[acoustic pebble]

I mean... listen to the guy

[visual vortex]

What hive scum

[dire kayak]

my headache is finally gone

[visual vortex]

His voice lines

[dire kayak]

im so happy

[visual vortex]

Like

[acoustic pebble]

Female Outlaw and Bounty Hunter

[visual vortex]

Checks out

[acoustic pebble]

Anarchist however is after the zealots

[visual vortex]

Well i mean male professional is canonically good-looking

[jaunty path]

only makes them vulnerable to khorne

[south valve]

I think he's just really far indoctrinated into violence

[acoustic pebble]

I hear some Hive Scum voicelines calling out the Maul for using the Lex as an excuse for his own bloodlust

[south valve]

I worded that awkwardly, but you know what I mean

[sleek harness]

That's kind of racist

[acoustic pebble]

So far he has not confirmed or denied

[acoustic pebble]

How's that racist?

[void smelt]

What kinda fish is that

[acoustic pebble]

Besides, tithe rats aren't human anyway.

[visual vortex]

And a lot of his voicelines are about breaking skulls and bones and how much the blood is every where

[sleek harness]

Just because he was born with a deep voice doesn't mean he is a Khrone warshipper

[south valve]

See, THAT'S racist

[visual vortex]

All of which he describes with great enthusiasm

[acoustic pebble]

Yeah? You gonna arrest me for it?

[sleek harness]

See? That's more like a proof

[nocturne bloom]

Vulnerable?

[visual vortex]

Still an amazing voice ngl

[sleek harness]

Lamia what do you think of the situation

[south valve]

His voice is 🤤

[nocturne bloom]

I dont think, I do

[visual vortex]

I wonder how bad the voice actors throat hurts afterwards

[hazy kestrel]

Maul sounds like he smokes 10 packs of sandpaper cigarettes a day and I love it.

[acoustic pebble]

Also fun fact: Male Cutthroat and Maul usually have whole conversations by just growling

[sleek harness]

Which situation do tou think I am talking about

[south valve]

Exactly

Maul is like Batman with a shotgun

[visual vortex]

Male cutthroat also shit-talks his crew to male bounty hunter

[acoustic pebble]

So basically judge dredd?

[south valve]

Yeah basically

"I AM THE LEX"

and all

[sleek harness]

He's that one poor batman that is a construction worker

And he also lives in a edgy universe

[acoustic pebble]

Can confirm, Male Bounty Hunter actually likes working with Male Cutthroat. Mainly because he talks less

[visual vortex]

And they kind of have the same goals

Just get the job done

[acoustic pebble]

He finds Female Loose Cannon annoying though, mainly because the latter announces the former to be her sidekick

Male Bounty Hunter: "[In despair] Oh I wish I were working alone..."

[visual vortex]

Loose cannons once again showing why they're insufferable

[hazy kestrel]

I hate loose cannon so much

[acoustic pebble]

I like them, just depends a bit. I enjoy hearing Male Professional and Female Loose Cannon going back and forward

[twin flower]

Theyre great tho

[south valve]

"Do I care? Let me think. No." - Loose Cannon

[visual vortex]

Also doesnt the female loose cannon get really horny when the male bounty hunters gives her a dead stare?

[visual vortex]

🤝

[acoustic pebble]

Another fun fact: Female Maul goes after the Male Bounty Hunter the most

[visual vortex]

I remember

The fanfic you wrote about that

[acoustic pebble]

It's canon

[visual vortex]

Still waiting for the phage tree one

[sleek harness]

What

[acoustic pebble]

Been busy

[twin flower]

Wait wuh

Where?!

[green vector]

wtf

[visual vortex]

The "woof" part is canon?

[acoustic pebble]

Where what?

[acoustic pebble]

Not that one

[visual vortex]

Oh omay

[twin flower]

Where can I read it

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter: "Oi, Tithe-rat. I hear you got a second kill-mutt."

Female Maul: "Why, I did. Do follow."

Female Maul leads the Male Bounty Hunter to a room.

Male Bounty Hunter: "So... where is it?"

Female Maul clicks a collar on the Male Bounty Hunter and leans closer

Female Maul: "Now bark."

Male Bounty Hunter was not seen for hours

[visual vortex]

It was a once un a lifetime experience

[sleek harness]

We should dox Jakka

Not for his personal information

For his fanfics

[twin flower]

Awooga

[south valve]

Are you the author of Love on the Reich, by chance?

[acoustic pebble]

I may have helped

[south valve]

lol

[visual vortex]

Hey Jakka can i googoo gaga-ify you?

[acoustic pebble]

I don't speak baby

[visual vortex]

Nono

I get a picture of you

[sleek harness]

That's probably the first time someone ever said this sentence

[acoustic pebble]

Good luck, I'm always writing

[visual vortex]

And put the roblox googoo gaga face on rhe picture

[acoustic pebble]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[south valve]

You could do that with his pfp right now

[sleek harness]

I mean, I didn't said I can't dox you more times

[visual vortex]

That isnt as funny

[languid hazel]

Jakka writing fanfics meanwhile I’m LIVING fanfics get on my level scrub /joking

[south valve]

It's a start

[visual vortex]

It's alright

[acoustic pebble]

Just for that, you're about to be shipped

With a servo skull

[sleek harness]

Which fanfic type in specifically

[languid hazel]

Works for me :3

[jaunty path]

Im lwk thinking about dropping havoc and playing exclusively with friends or something

this is just

[visual vortex]

I already have pictures of Jakka sleeping on my fridge i can googoo gaga-ify

[jaunty path]

annoying.

[sleek harness]

Missus

[acoustic pebble]

It's a peaceful life

[sleek harness]

Why are you trying to beat hell for fun

[acoustic pebble]

But then again, we aren't peaceful people

[languid hazel]

Do what is best for your mental well-being

[sleek harness]

You are a citizen there

[jaunty path]

quit saying myname with nothing followed

[twin flower]

A man of your stature?

[sleek harness]

Missus the Destroyer

[visual vortex]

Missus

[twin flower]

of Worlds!

[visual vortex]

The uhhh

Uhm

Urre

Uriel

[sleek harness]

No that's too badass for her

[visual vortex]

Urinal

Missus the urinal

[twin flower]

Yeah you right

[south valve]

Why can't she play havoc? is it because she always

Missus

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[languid hazel]

I’m gonna ship my cuthroat and my loner together

[hazy kestrel]

BAZINGA

[sleek harness]

This doesn't make sense

[green vector]

misses

noob

[acoustic pebble]

That's already a thing

So is Male Cutthroat and Male Savant

[sleek harness]

Well thats better than some ships that people on Reddit does

[languid hazel]

I said MINE

:3

[acoustic pebble]

I know!

You don't hide them well enough

[visual vortex]

This server is almost to thst level

[hazy kestrel]

I ship Fem Loner and Male Agitator. Bunch of tsunderes in the dialogue, those two.

[sleek harness]

The fuck you mean almost

We are far away from them

[visual vortex]

I am incredibly dense

[acoustic pebble]

I'm sorry, 5 week shipping crunch time? I gotchu

[rancid shore]

sup

[acoustic pebble]

Hello frog

[visual vortex]

And anything i dont do that others do i see as a disgusting past time to fuel my narcissistic delusions and ego

[languid hazel]

I can do it in two if you pay me ;3

[acoustic pebble]

I can do it in one for free

We are not the same

[languid hazel]

Shit I can’t beat that

[sleek harness]

Paid fanfic?

Damn

[acoustic pebble]

Don't need the money, my new criminal enterprise is already working

[sleek harness]

I will make my own fanfic of your fanfic

[acoustic pebble]

It's housing cows

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

[languid hazel]

I mean, I could. But it’s gonna get me banned before I even post it

[sleek harness]

Is it that bad

[south valve]

Woah, that's really cool! Maybe you could like... tell me where it is and the names of everyone involved

[visual vortex]

These losers dont know anything about robbing a bank with a massive bag with a big dollar sign on it in striped shirts and pants.

[languid hazel]

-# Never underestimate a lonely abused trans girl with nothing but free time :3

[south valve]

wow

[dire kayak]

exactly :3

[sleek harness]

I wonder why we got similar people

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

By the way, I hope you are okay

You probably are

But still

[acoustic pebble]

Up your butt, around the corner, take a left, start all over

Ya stinking tithe-rat!

[south valve]

Oh okay, thank you

[sleek harness]

Is this still a insult to me or

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[river elbow]

THAT'S OUR WORD!

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, I already have your own designated slurs, Squeeka

[south valve]

Squeeker

[sleek harness]

I don't squeak you fucking dumbass

[south valve]

sorry squeeka

[acoustic pebble]

And just like your wallet, I'M TAKING IT

[visual vortex]

Im what you call a sneakerhead

[acoustic pebble]

Not even when I pull your tail?

[sleek harness]

What tail

[acoustic pebble]

That's what we call the Ratlings

[acoustic pebble]

Tailbone

[river elbow]

If you take my wallet, how else can a buy figures to paint?!

[languid hazel]

-# I’m still stuck in the US with my family who have hurt me in so many ways :3

[sleek harness]

What tailbone

[green vector]

squeeker

[visual vortex]

Every brazilian guy has a bundle of nerves called the tail

If you tug on it they scream and fold inwards

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

that's so real,,,,,

[acoustic pebble]

Do what I just did: Stealing!

[dire kayak]

i wish i could help

[acoustic pebble]

Want me to pay them a visit? I promise not to be too bloody

[river elbow]

Rob nearest GW... noted.

[sleek harness]

Leanna just please accept my sorrys before this get even more depressing

[acoustic pebble]

Do it in Sweden in the winter time. You can burn down that giant goat too

[visual vortex]

Please

[languid hazel]

Sorry

[sleek harness]

Sorry to sorry

[dire kayak]

i can sleep on your lap tonight if it makes you feel better

[acoustic pebble]

Also, Male Anarchist tries to recruit Male Maul to be a conclave headhunter. After a pleasantly (and slightly rage enduced) decline by the Maul, the Anarchist simply puts him down as "Not interested"

[rancid shore]

"a foolish skaven wielding a warstone sword"

[sleek harness]

I am not

[twin flower]

would you like to

[sleek harness]

No

I prefer whips

[visual vortex]

Doesnt the anarchist fear the maul?

[visual vortex]

Haha

[sleek harness]

I am part of Moulder faction anyways

That's my job

[visual vortex]

Hey peter

[rancid shore]

t'was a samurai jack reference

[visual vortex]

Remember the fortnite event?

[acoustic pebble]

No (Yes)

[sleek harness]

Which

[acoustic pebble]

Anarchist is also afraid of the Brawler and female seer

[visual vortex]

Anarchist is pretend crazy like a lot of people online pretending to have disorders

Maul and Brawler are the people the anarchists try to be like

[acoustic pebble]

I dunno, Savant says his heart is "literal darkness"

But I could be wrong

[visual vortex]

So savant is a lil cornball

[low blade]

Male is, Fem really is Like That

[visual vortex]

💔

[languid hazel]

Nah Fem anarchist is 100 legit

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter and Male Maul HATE eachother. Like a lot. They threaten to kill eachother three different times in each mission

[green vector]

louder for the people in the back

[acoustic pebble]

Male BH and Female Maul however...

[visual vortex]

Is that your favorite relationship in the game?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[visual vortex]

You've brought it up like twice now

[acoustic pebble]

Second is Female BH and Male Prof. Third is Female Anarchist and all the Ogryns

Fourth is Rannick and Brunt

[south valve]

Rannick and me

[dire kayak]

on it

[acoustic pebble]

The main reason why we don't see Brunt is because Rannick has him tied up in his room

[river elbow]

The Maul and Mandated Edict is my favorite relationship.

[visual vortex]

And no dialogue exchanges between your favorite relationship 💔 🤟

[quaint moss]

man dated, so homie coated

[acoustic pebble]

Just you wait til I pay Fatshark a "visit"

[south valve]

Wha...?

[acoustic pebble]

Yer right fucked boi

[south valve]

Oh

[visual vortex]

Never heard them interact some im genuinely curious how they interact and was hoping you had examples

[visual vortex]

Marley and Me

[south valve]

We're Harley and Marley

[dire kayak]

on it

[south valve]

What is this glorious name that is typing?

[south valve]

Who's Marley though?

[visual vortex]

Oh you've never seen the movie?

[south valve]

Unless you are talking about the muppets, no

[visual vortex]

BrAd

[sinful relic]

Here's my totally original head cannon that nonone has ever theorized until this very moment.

Rannik is gryndel

[visual vortex]

Eatch it

[dire kayak]

marley agreed to meet up at the 7/11 at 1pm

[visual vortex]

Marley's a dog

[dire kayak]

ohhh you wanted a dog?

i got a person

[south valve]

Marley caught trying to meet up with level 14 veteran

[acoustic pebble]

Female Maul: "I will tolerate NO lexbreaking in my presence!"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Good for you! Only you'll be a bit busy for that!"

Female Maul: "Then perhaps I shall be a bit 'proactive' in my sentencing."

Male Bounty Hunter: "Nah, I'll reckon they'll keep"

[visual vortex]

I...

Don't get it

[acoustic pebble]

Yeah I missed a better one

But it's mainly her just calling him a coward and wanting him dead

[south valve]

Toxic yaoi

[acoustic pebble]

Female Maul and Male Bounty Hunter. Not yaoi

[south valve]

I know

[sinful relic]

Does the maul and savant get along? They're both lex obsessed

[south valve]

I just like saying that

[visual vortex]

Mfs when it comes to shoving their gay shit into literally any piece of media because two people slightly nodded their head in acknowledgement of their presence once:

[south valve]

I think authoritarian and savant do?

[visual vortex]

Male maul calls the male savant a lexbreajer and he tells him he was framed

Then tje male maul goes customer service on him basically

[south valve]

I'm only joking

[visual vortex]

And tells him to submit a file worh evidence and he'll look through it and if he finds anything noteworthy he'll give him his position back

[visual vortex]

Can u find it

[acoustic pebble]

There is one I like.:

Male Maul: "You betrayed the Lex! You deserve judgement!"

Male Savant: "Not true. I myself was betrayed. Psykers make for good scapegoats."

Male Maul: "Submit your evidence, level a charge, and I will personally see it followed"

Male Savant: "I- did not see this coming."

[visual vortex]

That one

[acoustic pebble]

Later, several Enforcers were gunned down with some suffering bite marks from a cyber mastiff

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat savant

[sinful relic]

How does sister prines and the others whole how much they like you system work

Because one level 30 she basically all but commits her love to you

And my other little 30 is worse than Horus

[visual vortex]

I think you starve yourself to crippling levels because of how much you talk about eating

[visual vortex]

Depends on the personality

[dire kayak]

i starve myself on purpose sometimes but i actually eat quite a lot

[visual vortex]

Doubtful

[sinful relic]

She LOVES my fanatic zealot and despises my cutthroat veteran

[south valve]

I like that he's willing to change his mind

gives him a bit more depth

[sweet anchor]

WHERE!?!

[quaint moss]

:D MENNNNN

[sweet anchor]

Oh damn, its not here

[quaint moss]

you called?

[south valve]

Sorry for the bait 😔

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter: "You don't fear nothing, do ya?"

Female Maul: "What would be the point? The Emperor is with me"

Male Bounty Hunter: "I suppose I might even be a bit impressed"

Female Maul: "Irrelevant"

[dire kayak]

i love some men,,,,

[visual vortex]

I still dont get it

[acoustic pebble]

Also learned that Male Bounty Hunter is "No stranger to serving the lex"

Forgot who he told that to

[south valve]

An ex-arby?

that's really cool actually

[visual vortex]

More like paid to give them infor

Info

[acoustic pebble]

Not clear if he was doing mercenary work for enforcers or is an ex enforcer himself

[south valve]

Could be

[nocturne bloom]

[hazy kestrel]

Hmmmm. Should I game or should I sleep after returning from work? Decisions, decisions.

[green vector]

neither go gym

[hazy kestrel]

I want to read too, but my eyes are screaming for me to close them for a bit.

[acoustic pebble]

Also this one made me giggle for some reason.

Male Bounty Hunter: "EX enforcer, ain't ya?"

Male Savant: "Indeed! How can you tell?"

Male Bounty Hunter: "You walk funny"

Male Savant: "[Insulted] I am quite certain that I do not!"

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve been meaning to exercise more, but I keep forgetting to.

[dire kayak]

you're one of them

[nocturne bloom]

[green vector]

[south valve]

What would Kant say?

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[acoustic pebble]

Kant is not a nodist philosopher!

[hazy kestrel]

It’s my duty to sleep, so as to better serve my fellow man, or something.

[south valve]

Then the choice seems obvious

[south valve]

Do the contrary, because no one actually listens to him

[acoustic pebble]

Whoosh...

[hazy kestrel]

I will return in like an hour. Maybe.

[sinful relic]

Who do you think has the best voice acting?
The male and female fanatic to me are the two top best

[hazy kestrel]

If my alarm goes off.

[acoustic pebble]

But then again, not many people here probably seen Hunter The Parenting so I'll give you a pass... for now

[south valve]

Oh, was that a reference?

[sinful relic]

We all can't be as great and mighty as Kevin

[acoustic pebble]

Male Cutthroat when they hit the Commanding presence

[green vector]

scouse hive scum

[acoustic pebble]

AHA! SOMEONE GOT IT!!

[dire kayak]

ill be waiting

[acoustic pebble]

But my favorite is Male Bounty Hunter

[sinful relic]

I want at least one of the voices for skitari to be as robotic and emotionless as stravun from space Marine 2

[jaunty path]

Maul is adolf hitler

[south valve]

wtf

[acoustic pebble]

Also of the Hive Scum gangs, which one do you guys think is the strongest? Imo it's the Tread Lightlies

[sinful relic]

The water cartel

By a large margin actually

Just by the nature of what they control

[dire kayak]

meow

[acoustic pebble]

Fair, but Tertium has its power due to Moebian Steel, and the Tread Lightlies have a very tight grip on it

[dire kayak]

i should be asleep it's midnight rn but im too hungry

[nocturne bloom]

Schleep

[acoustic pebble]

Sleeeep

[south valve]

Eat the concept of awakeness

Two birds one stone

[jaunty path]

get something to eat then sleep

[sinful relic]

True, but the tread lightlies also do not want to bring the eye of the mechanicus upon them

[dire kayak]

im hungy thoughhh
unless you'll feed me raspberries one by one

[green vector]

mechanicussy

[acoustic pebble]

Of course not! Their grubby little fingers will just ruin the deal!

[acoustic pebble]

If you can even call it fingers...

[jaunty path]

goober is there anything you can eat

[south valve]

I’m suddenly very curious to hear your thoughts on skitarii

[dire kayak]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[green vector]

skitarussy

[dire kayak]

raspberries

[acoustic pebble]

Should've expected that

[south valve]

Very insightful, thank you

[green vector]

np

fr tho i cant wait

goated class

[south valve]

There’s a lot of potential, definitely

[dapper needle]

does +10% experience curio perk affect mastery exp

[south valve]

And I know FS won’t disappoint

[acoustic pebble]

Tread Lightlies > Mechanicus

[dire kayak]

[south valve]

Don’t think so

[green vector]

[dapper needle]

shame

[south valve]

Well

They might do with updates, but they’re consistently good with making interesting classes

[acoustic pebble]

I'm having too much fun with Hive Scum, might not play another class (aside from veteran)

I just want to know when the Eldar come into play*

[south valve]

Some people think Swagger in an Eldar

Aeldari

Whatever you say

[acoustic pebble]

Isn't he too short to be an Eldar? Or am I just wrong?

[south valve]

Not sure

[acoustic pebble]

Well the Heavy seems to like him*

[south valve]

I think it’s more likely that he’s Grendyl

[acoustic pebble]

That could be true, but we'll never know for now

[south valve]

Never for now? Lexbreakers smh /lighthearted

[dire kayak]

say i think ive seen you before, have you ever been on vostroya?

[south valve]

“You really do know Grendyl”

Is vostroya an eldar planet?

[acoustic pebble]

Shut it tithe rat.

[patent grove]

This would be hilarious

[south valve]

Kinda

Especially with Hadron talking down to him

[acoustic pebble]

Who doesn't Hadron talk down to? Except that one annoying guy

[south valve]

Zorin actually

[acoustic pebble]

Yeah him

[south valve]

Oh

I like Zorin :(

[acoustic pebble]

I just like how he says "Explicator Zola has been avoiding me" and it LITERALLY standing right next to her

[south valve]

Atoma now falls under the jurisdiction of the adeptus arbites 🗣️ 🗣️

[south valve]

Lmao literally

[acoustic pebble]

Male Cutthroat: "You think that's the worst of it?"

Male Loose Cannon: "I doubt it, whenever someone says 'It could be worse' the universe works to prove them right."

Male Cutthroat: "But it COULD be worse!"

Male Loose Cannon: "[Dumbfounded] Did you do that on purpose?"

Male Cutthroat: "[Chuckling] Maybe."

[south valve]

Cutthroat is so cute in that dialogue <3

[acoustic pebble]

I love it

[whole glade]

why is it so hard to convert models to night lords :[

[dire kayak]

because painting has to be hard

[green vector]

bro how do i get up close and personal on zealot

do you need to have an actual gun equipped

i had flamer and didnt shoot

[acoustic pebble]

Also this one

Male Savant: "[Surprised] Did you just smile?"

Male Cutthroat: "No!"

Male Savant: "I'm sure I saw you smile."

Male Cutthroat: "Well- You're a freak ain'ya? Imagine things all the time!"

Male Savant: "I did NOT imagine this."

Male Cutthroat: "Leave it alright? Before things get nasty..."

[south valve]

He’s such a tsundere <3 <3

[acoustic pebble]

Oh yeah

Also I ship Female Outlaw and Male Professional

[dire kayak]

he's literally me,,,,

[acoustic pebble]

He's all of us

[south valve]

I don’t ship these two, but I do think they’d be great friends

[dire kayak]

except im definitely not a tsundere i will blush if you headpat me

[acoustic pebble]

Friends? Nah. Ship? Nah.
Cutthroat is shy about making friends

[south valve]

What’s that one with him and Brawler?

Where he says friendship is weakness

But obviously really likes brawler

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional: "Oi- don't crowd me!"

Female Outlaw: "Maybe I don't want anything happening to ya, ever think of that?"

Male Professional: "I'll take my chances."

Female Outlaw: "With the rotters or with me?"

[south valve]

Damn

I always took her to be antisocial

[acoustic pebble]

She crushes on Male Professional

Female Outlaw: "I like a big strong man who knows his way around a bit of carnage."

Male Professional: "I don't doubt it."

Female Outlaw: "It's a shame you're so moody all the time."

Male Professional: "It works for me."

[acoustic pebble]

Male Cutthroat: "Didn't have many Ogryns on Cadia, but I'm getting used to having you around big man."

Brawler: "Sah! Thank you sah! I like you too."

Male Cutthroat: "Didn't say I LIKED you! It's weakness, I don't do weak."

Brawler: "I like you anyway, sah!"

[south valve]

Beat me to it

People say cutthroat is annoying but I love him

Exactly for things like this

[acoustic pebble]

Female Bounty Hunter: "Think you can give me some covering fire?"

Male Professional: "When the next fight happens, I'll deliver, sure."

Female Bounty Hunter: "Appreciated. Thanks handsome."

Male Professional: "Just keep your head do- wait, what?"

[acoustic pebble]

I like another he has with the brawler

[south valve]

Lmao

[south valve]

Just saw this lol

[stuck crescent]

they are adorable

[south valve]

Professional is a little generic but he has his moments

[whole glade]

no like the actual building process :[

[south valve]

I’ve been trying to build stuff for Bolt Action

It’s agony

[stuck crescent]

Professional is just a dork, the imperial guard equivalent of a dork

[south valve]

Yeah

[acoustic pebble]

Brawler: "Sah! Sah! Reckon we are about to get ambushed!"

Male Cutthroat: "You reckon? I won't be surprised if we were."

Brawler: "Sah! Pleased to report we have not yet been ambushed!"

Male Cutthroat: "Copy that. Do let me know if that changes, won't ya?"

Brawler: "Yes sah! I won't let ambush take you by surprise sah!"

[stuck crescent]

female professional? She's got some sass

Male? Total nerd

[acoustic pebble]

Male professional has that rizz

[acoustic pebble]

I know. I love him

[whole glade]

they tried rizzing my femme seer pysker💔

[south valve]

Seer is an anomaly

[acoustic pebble]

Who? Hive Scum? Some of them are afraid of her

[whole glade]

hey hey! they are cute

[stuck crescent]

eeehhhh?

6/10

[south valve]

They’re simultaneously besties with everyone and actively ready to kill everyone

[acoustic pebble]

Moreso for the fact that she's talking to someone else, more than her being a psyker

[south valve]

I can’t deny that

[acoustic pebble]

Female Loose Cannon: "You know your way around I hear. Fancy showing a gal the drinking spots?"

Female Bounty Hunter: "Rotters claimed the best ones: Shady's dive, the Ripper-."

Female Loose Cannon: "Guess we'll just have to take them back then, won't we?"

Female Bounty Hunter: "Sounds like a plan to me!"

The girls night out was without end, and countless bodies

[stuck crescent]

Female loose cannon having a some-what normal interaction with someone? Crazy

[south valve]

She has a normal interaction with male Seer kinda

Or at least, it’s not her that’s the weird one

[acoustic pebble]

The seers outweird everyone

Even the Anarchist

[stuck crescent]

Her one with male authoritarian lives rent free in my head

[acoustic pebble]

Is it the Karker one?

[stuck crescent]

yeash

Yeah*

[south valve]

Karker (hard r)

[south valve]

I can’t find it, but the one where he says he wants to fall asleep inside her soul

[green vector]

[acoustic pebble]

Found one where he consoles the cutthroat

[south valve]

Oh yeah?

[stuck crescent]

Does it with he cadian-ing all over the place?

[acoustic pebble]

Male Seer: "I enjoy your company, a shame none of you are real."

Male Cutthroat: "Oh you're real alright, REAL ANNOYING!"

Male Seer: "You're always so angry, it must be very tiring."

Male Cutthroat: "This isn't anger, this is FOCUS!"

Male Seer: "No no no, you can't fool me."

Male Cutthroat: "This conversation is over!"

Male Seer: *"I don't think so. My beloved said what happened to Cadia WASN'T your fault. He wants you to know that."

Male Cutthroat: "...Wish I can believe that..."

[stuck crescent]

Huh, he didnt cadia all over it, suprised

[acoustic pebble]

Cutthroat did have a fun one with the male loose cannon

[south valve]

Kinda sad that CT blames himself

Explains a lot about it

[acoustic pebble]

Many Cadians do

[stuck crescent]

kind of sounds like certain other regiment

but not as lame

or boring

or unintresting

or easy to hate

[south valve]

Hey, idm the steel legion

[sleek harness]

Totally his fault

Cadians suck

[south valve]

So we got a Krieg hater, a Cadia hater

[stuck crescent]

NOT AS BAD AS THE KRIEG

CADIANS HAVE PERSONALITY, ONE PERSONALITY

[sleek harness]

I prefer jungle soldiers ngl

[south valve]

What’s that one on mounted cavalry?

They seem cool

[stuck crescent]

The attilians?

[south valve]

Yeah

Maybe

[sleek harness]

The krieg?

[south valve]

They just sound unique

[sleek harness]

They do walk on horses

[south valve]

I’m thinking of a different one

I do like krieg though

[sleek harness]

Better krieg?

[stuck crescent]

[south valve]

If GW got that lazy with their naming, yeah

[whole star]

Just found out that apparently there was a 40K game for the DS

[whole star]

Squad Command

[acoustic pebble]

Steel Legion?

[stuck crescent]

Deffo steel legion

[sleek harness]

Anything is better than krieg really

[stuck crescent]

But Steel legion are the betterest

[acoustic pebble]

I like Krieg, just overused. Steel Legion, I fuck with

[quaint moss]

nuh uh

[south valve]

Rough riders?

[acoustic pebble]

But Penal Legions are fun as hell

[sleek harness]

Grog is brainwashed

[south valve]

I’m sure I’ve seen them somewhere

[whole star]

Honestly it just kinda feels wrong to Warhammer and Nintendo in the same sentence

[quaint moss]

no, im grog washed

[sleek harness]

That doesn't make sense

[stuck crescent]

I heard the newest kreig book is good, but I hated Lyons's stuff

[quaint moss]

what do you mean

[sleek harness]

What do YOU mean

[south valve]

What guardsman factions do you actually like?

[sleek harness]

Jungle ones

[quaint moss]

im grogwashed duh

[acoustic pebble]

Catachan

[south valve]

Oh right

[stuck crescent]

NOT THE KREIG

[sleek harness]

Exactly thoses

[south valve]

Bit 80s for my taste

[acoustic pebble]

I like it

[south valve]

At least from the art I’ve seen

[stuck crescent]

chemdogs are cool

elysian drop troops should be cool, but they get jobbed out everytime they show up

I actually like the praetorians.....but uh, they have a certain thing going on....a certain not ok thing in todays climate

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Oi! Killjoy!"

Male Judge: "What is it now?"

Male Anarchist: "Nothing! Hah! I just wanted to see if you were listening!"

Male Judge: "Beneficent Emperor, give me strength..."

[quaint moss]

give me beer, femperor

[stuck crescent]

Would you take a cider?

[sleek harness]

Femperor

[acoustic pebble]

Femperor?

All wars in the galaxy suddenly ends

[quaint moss]

femperor, give me beer

[sleek harness]

If only The Emperor had boobs the Horus Heresy wouldn't have happened

[south valve]

Femboy Emperor

[stuck crescent]

......oh

oh no

[acoustic pebble]

The Horus Heresy would never happen if the primarchs actually had mothers

Like Guilliman

[south valve]

Can confirm that 40k is for people without mother figures /j

[acoustic pebble]

Tarasha Euten is more interesting than Sarrin

[sleek harness]

If only most had a girlfriend Eldar

They wouldn't have been corrupted

[acoustic pebble]

Or a flirty Rogue Trader

[fluid gust]

if half the imperium had eldar gfs the chaos gods would be cooked tbh

[acoustic pebble]

The one who calls him 'Robu'

[acoustic pebble]

Honestly... Just give everyone stimms

Even the chaos gods

[fluid gust]

there's already enough of a stimm problem

we just need the eldar goth gfs for our commissars and the imperium would dominate

[acoustic pebble]

Those are lesser products from a lesser group.

MY stimms are top notch!

[winged oasis]

the psyker pimphat fit is so close to being peak

[quaint moss]

cant he do both

hes a mofo shapeshifter

[sleek harness]

Sadly even shapeshiters recognize their sex

Which is man

[quaint moss]

but!

he can do both

[sleek harness]

But he prefers man

Because he was born

Man

[fluid gust]

no emperor of mine is a... FOID!

[quaint moss]

and? doesnt stop him

[sleek harness]

Yeah

But he doesn't want to

Because he's

Man

[quaint moss]

indeed, but NOTHING is stopping him, is it

[sleek harness]

Nothing

Exactly

[quaint moss]

exactly

[sleek harness]

But still

He want be man

Because

He man

[quaint moss]

indeed

but, he could do both if he wanted goober

"could"

[sleek harness]

But he doesn't

Because he man

[quaint moss]

idc

duh

its a hypothetical

[sleek harness]

Hypothetically saying he wouldn't do that

Even if he could

[quaint moss]

smh

[civic viper]

How do you get the Magistrum outfits?

[winged oasis]

the what

magistratum enforcers?

[civic viper]

Ehh forget my question, I felt stupid and decided to google it. But yes.

I assume it was shop armor.

[winged oasis]

okay

[green vector]

39/40 enemies killed while stunned for zealot penance REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[chilly shell]

skill issue tbh

[green vector]

true

[chilly shell]

Just saw my whole team die trying to rez one dude.

[dire kayak]

meow

[chilly shell]

Who ran ahead and jumped down without the team.

Like they ran in one by one without even trying to make it remotely safe

[fluid gust]

flamer + shroudfield -> auric maelstrom -> lag behind your team -> wait for wave -> profit

[green vector]

ill try thbat if i have no luck on mortis atrm

[fluid gust]

eh I did mine in maelstrom mortis might actually be better on auric difficulty

[green vector]

dude i just killed like 60

im being scammed

[whole glade]

mrow

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[whole glade]

mrowww

[loud wind]

question for any pc controller players that use a controller with paddles. I'm trying to further optimize gameplay for the true survivor grind and wanted to know what controller layout yall used and what inputs you bind to your paddles, thanks.

[pseudo folio]

is there anyone here that worksfor fatshark that i can like talk to for issues regarding tge game

my friends havibg a glitch and i cannot play with him cus of it 🙁

[dire kayak]

#🎒support-issues should tell you what you need to know

[acoustic pebble]

What kinda glitch? Does he have mods installed?

[pseudo folio]

Me and bim are on ps5 so no

[acoustic pebble]

Ah

[pseudo folio]

Hes having the infinite loading glitch where it forever says "in loadibg" so we cant join one another

I found on the forum but the advice was bassically "dont do mods and restart your game" which we have tried

is thwre like a actual customer support i can call and maybe they can help me cus the forums are all for pc players seemingly, idk if theres actual employees in the server

[acoustic pebble]

There are but they show up very rarely

[pseudo folio]

Well fatshark really gotta work on their bug fixes cus this is ludicrious yk

i apprecaite u tryna help me tho

and goob3r for the forem support from uh support issues

[drowsy lynx]

has he tried loading a different character in?

[grave plaza]

Console firing gun in darktide with recoil is nightmare at far range

[pseudo folio]

@dire kayak 🙂

[rugged terrace]

i have a theoretical question, can one use a cronus zen to support a M&K to console?

or is that a nono and i will get banned

[green vector]

you will get arrested for life

[pseudo folio]

Thats why i use the recon lasgun 🙂

[green vector]

no lol

[pseudo folio]

yws, we got it to work tho thank u all

He made a nee character but that didnt work but he restarted the gamr over 40 times

it works after about a hour of trying 🙂

[dire kayak]

oh damn

i really hope he doesn't get that again

or fatshark fixes it

[rugged terrace]

ill take the punishment

[dire kayak]

what are these words

[fluid gust]

mouse and keyboard

for console

[sleek harness]

Going to get banned for not using the better option

[dire kayak]

ohhhh

[fluid gust]

I dont think that should elicit any punishment

I mean it's a PvE game

gotta do what you do gotta do

but I'd confirm just in case

[rugged terrace]

i would love to play on pc but its very unoptomized for the game

[sleek harness]

For console it's even worse dude

[fluid gust]

depends what gpu youre running

[sleek harness]

[rugged terrace]

and in order to have the game run to a "playable" state it looks like im playing thought a grease covered lens

[fluid gust]

how bad is ur graphics card

[rugged terrace]

NVIDIA GeForce GTX950

[fluid gust]

wow ok bro

that is bad

[dire kayak]

im going to eat you (regardless of what you use)

[fluid gust]

that wont be running a lot of games let alone darktide

well

it'll run games but it'll suck 💀

[sleek harness]

I like controller honestly

It comes with auto aim

[rugged terrace]

i am aware, which is why i moved to play on console

[dire kayak]

eaten

[sleek harness]

Making me better than people who use mouse

You didn't spend most of your life playing on a controller clearly

[rugged terrace]

but it sucks to play in controller

[sleek harness]

Like, imagine aiming in a PvE game

That's dumb

[dire kayak]

eaten

[fluid gust]

nothing beats the feeling of hitting those back to back headshots on those snipers with revolver tho

[dire kayak]

imagine if fatshark added darktide pvp

[fluid gust]

would be kind of cool actually

[rugged terrace]

the issue with playing with controller after i've played with M&K is that you dont get the response time to take down 3 trappers, 4 hounds and 2 bursters coming at you

[sleek harness]

You clearly didn't played games on a controller most of your life

[twin flower]

would it be like vermintides versus or just rejects vs rejects

[rugged terrace]

i have 1000 hours on warframe, 600 on gta and around 700 on space marine 2

[sleek harness]

Okay?

[dire kayak]

rejects vs rejects

[rugged terrace]

on console

[green vector]

playing with controller is dogshit compared to m and k

stop coping

[sleek harness]

So like SM2 PvP

[fluid gust]

nurgle chaos rejects vs imperium rejects

[sleek harness]

That's a low number ngl

[dire kayak]

how do you even become a chaos reject

[twin flower]

I wish, but we dont have enemy psykers yet reee

[fluid gust]

exist

[dire kayak]

what heinous things would you have to do

[fluid gust]

they get turned into daemonhosts

[sleek harness]

I grew with a controller so I am good with a controller

My fingers were made for it

[fluid gust]

acutally I think the psykers would just be sacrificed to summon a daemon or som shit

[rugged terrace]

im just gonna ignore him lmao

[green vector]

hes just like that dw

[rugged terrace]

total ragebaiting, anyway yeah i totally agree with that statement

[twin flower]

🤔 interesting, maybe scaled down just a bit but yeah i see it

[fluid gust]

I dont think they're employing the psykers cause they'd just implode and take a chunk of their forces

only reason we have psykers is cause they control themselves

[rugged terrace]

i just hope fartshark actually implements M&K support for console

[fluid gust]

their psykers either blow up or get possessed

[sleek harness]

What

Where

[fluid gust]

when the nurgle psyker blows up cause he imagined a skibidi toilet daemon

I'll see myself out

[green vector]

LMAO#

[dire kayak]

i would blow up too if i imagined that

[sleek harness]

Nurgle pysker detected

[fluid gust]

pysker

I didnt know they starting pyssin

[dire kayak]

correct

i hate nurgle though

[sleek harness]

I thought you were a Adeptus Mechanicus

[dire kayak]

i am

possibly

[somber stream]

Thursday

Innit

[formal mortar]

Still Wednesday

[sleek harness]

Licht

And bald guy

[somber stream]

I'm from the future

[formal mortar]

Doesn't exist

[sleek harness]

Do I win the lottery?

[somber stream]

No

[sleek harness]

Well

Guess I will have to cheat afterall

[dire kayak]

does my life get better?

[somber stream]

Are you doing anything about it?

[dire kayak]

im trying to

[somber stream]

Then all in time, I'm sure

[dire kayak]

fuck yes

[sleek harness]

Does your economy get better, Licht

Does the beer get cheaper

[somber stream]

Like, me personally or Germany as a whole?

[sleek harness]

Gemany

[formal mortar]

It does if you make it

[somber stream]

Still fucked lol

[sleek harness]

So that also implies that Gemany still exists

And is still the same

[somber stream]

Still better than a lot of places so i can't complain

They really need to give kids free school lunch though

[azure cobalt]

I have only seen One Jane Darktide...am I the only John Darktide in the game?

[thick coyote]

Hardly

[dire nymph]

Why people are so bad at the train mission against snipers ?

[somber stream]

insert Buzz Lightyear gif here

[azure cobalt]

I have discovered a new very wholesome anime to watch and it makes me happy

[acoustic pebble]

What I need right now is more stimms

[azure cobalt]

I have box of Crayons instead

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, already had enough of them during my time in the service

[azure cobalt]

With all flavors

[dire kayak]

im john grammaticus

[azure cobalt]

TOO BAD YOUR GETTING THE RED ONE!!

[dire kayak]

shareeee

i love the purple ones

[acoustic pebble]

FUCK YOU! BLUE ONE IS BESTEST!!

[dire kayak]

they taste nice

[azure cobalt]

We need a council of main characters here

[azure cobalt]

Hehe

[acoustic pebble]

I'm going to strike you with a spoon

[azure cobalt]

I have a spork

[acoustic pebble]

I have a cane shaped like a spoon

[azure cobalt]

I have something

[acoustic pebble]

I have everything

Including your saved up grilled cheese sandwiches

[azure cobalt]

Ooh yeah I have Pot of Greed

[acoustic pebble]

I have Pikachu

[twin flower]

I have string in my pocket

[acoustic pebble]

Damn...

[azure cobalt]

I have Godzilla Magic the gathering card aswell the golden throne

Your move

[thick coyote]

I draw pot of greed which allows me to load another 2 shells on this shotgun

[acoustic pebble]

I have army men figures

[azure cobalt]

I still have mine

Ww2 and modern

[acoustic pebble]

I have cold war

And Legos

[dire kayak]

im hungry for crayons and batteries,,,,

[azure cobalt]

I have gunpla

[acoustic pebble]

I have bionicle

[azure cobalt]

I have Neca figures

[acoustic pebble]

I have beyblade

[azure cobalt]

Damn

Nice

[acoustic pebble]

And not the plastic ones either

The OG metal ones

[azure cobalt]

Oh damn Warcrimes afoot

[acoustic pebble]

We got SPARKS in my house

[dire kayak]

i have a shitty norn emissary and a really good helbrute

[azure cobalt]

Well I have a Airsoft tommygun thats all metal

[azure cobalt]

Oh for real?

[acoustic pebble]

...that's a good one

[nocturne bloom]

Im thinking about grabbing a Lee enfield if I find another

[acoustic pebble]

I have a salt gun in the shape of a revolver

[nocturne bloom]

.303 brit is just rare here

[azure cobalt]

I also have a Co2 Revolver somewhere

[visual vortex]

I have a shotgun variant

[azure cobalt]

Plus a few other ars

[dire kayak]

i really want to get the satisfactory rifle,,,,

[nocturne bloom]

I have a very sexy blued colt python

Peak pillow gun

[dire kayak]

do show do show

[azure cobalt]

I had no idea that Disney plus had Gundam

I need to watch the 08th team now

[trail bramble]

peak what now

[nocturne bloom]

The gun you keep under your pillow to blast people crawling through your window

[jaunty path]

Like your mother!

[somber stream]

Keep a Remington 700 under your pillow

[nocturne bloom]

Thats exactly why actually

[jaunty path]

Oh thats the only reason

💀

lmao

[nocturne bloom]

I have an 870 with a heat shield

[somber stream]

Sexy

[nocturne bloom]

You know how fucked it is to wake up at like 4am to someone crawling through your window onto your bed?

Hell nah boss, pillow gun

[jaunty path]

Do you have locks on your window now

[dire kayak]

i keep a stick of dynamite under my pillow

for home defense

[nocturne bloom]

There WAS an AC in that window

[nocturne bloom]

The vial of gunpowder thats been in my dresser for 10 years:

[jaunty path]

why are you a goober lamia

[nocturne bloom]

The voices

[somber stream]

More Dakka

[dire kayak]

hes my apprentice

[nocturne bloom]

If someone ever tries stealing my underwear they'll end up surprised though ill tell you that

[tired inlet]

because of the smell or because you don't own any

[twin flower]

is it a thong

[nocturne bloom]

Gunpowder

[tired inlet]

but did it start as a thong?

[dire kayak]

can i have a little nibble?

[dire kayak]

just one

[twin flower]

wuh?

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: After a recent study on the Mourningstar, the class that was the the most well behaved on the ship... was Hive Scum.

It was planned simply to screw over the Arbites who were behind by one point.

[nocturne bloom]

At least not the gunpowder

[tired inlet]

TREASON?

AND PLOT!?

[rough verge]

i love marijuana

[acoustic pebble]

Third were the Veterans, fourth was Ogryns, Fifth was Zealots, and last were the psykers

One surveyor exploded when trying to get the Psykers, which bumped their numbers down

[dire kayak]

im eating the gunpowder and nibbling you

[acoustic pebble]

Oi, want some stimms?

[nocturne bloom]

[acoustic pebble]

I can make any you want

[nocturne bloom]

Any?...

[acoustic pebble]

Any

[nocturne bloom]

[acoustic pebble]

I literally have no limit

Even Slaanesh buys from me

[nocturne bloom]

Not needed. Im skillful enough as is

[acoustic pebble]

You sure? More skillful than me?

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

turn me into a stimm

[acoustic pebble]

Is that what you're saying? HUH?!?

[dire kayak]

so i can live in people's bloodstreams

[acoustic pebble]

I can do that, just know it's a one way ticket deal

[worn quail]

Played out of my mind this week every night in this havoc group I formed, last night I was drunk and played like shit and they declined me

God

Damn it

[somber stream]

Drunktide

[dire kayak]

that's so real

[nocturne bloom]

Might have a drink when I get home

Nice after work

[acoustic pebble]

Oi, how did you know?