general-chat

[dire kayak]

tyranids

imvery insane

[rain pilot]

Hmmmm

[thick coyote]

[rain pilot]

Maybe

I made very good foob

[dire kayak]

shareeee

am hungy

[rain pilot]

🧑‍🍳

Sure

[dire kayak]

YAAAAYYYY

[rain pilot]

That is about the best thing I could do for someone if I dated would be cooking

[dire kayak]

nah anyone would be lucky to date you

you're great

[rain pilot]

I just wish I don't need to be so medicated to keep my mind under wraps

Also you're very nice to see in chat goober

[dire kayak]

yaaayyyy

[lilac crag]

yeah cus she fills up the entire chat,,,,

[trail linden]

Btw when is the event ending

It's pretty cringe atp

[dire kayak]

my bad

i should talk less

[thick coyote]

You're cringe

Cringe

🎸

[dire kayak]

i quite like the chaos of the event

[thick coyote]

It ends march 17 btw

[dire kayak]

yeah sure it's not the most fun or balanced event, but the chaos can be pretty fun

[thick coyote]

13 days left

[rain pilot]

No

[trail linden]

I liked it when I was playing scum it's so annoying wanting to play zealot when this is going on

Especially bulwarks

[trail linden]

Ugh that's long

Is there any option to disable event searching

In quick play

[rain pilot]

First time I heard someone complain about something being long

[trail linden]

Yeah pretty annoying connecting to a game only to find out it's an event lobby and my nade is useless there and the rest of the kit gets blocked by a sea of bulwarks and toughness depleting bombs

[rain pilot]

The game is just

Too fucked up right now

[trail linden]

In what way?

[rain pilot]

The net code

Or just the code on general

[delicate vapor]

oh yeah

this beer is good

[amber delta]

game is too easy I need more crushers and twins to fight

[delicate vapor]

how about a thousand sons sorcerer

[amber delta]

forty thousand sons sorcerer

[delicate vapor]

2

[lilac crag]

nop ur shrimply too big,,,

[astral basin]

Beeg

[lyric frigate]

e

[feral vessel]

irst

first item i find in stalker anomaly is a rope tied in a vague noose
Is this a sign.

[amber delta]

[thick coyote]

[patent grove]

Which stalker

[trail bramble]

anomaly is a modpack that combines the content of all 3 of the old games

[patent grove]

Oo

That sounds neat

[amber delta]

stalker gamma is the ultimate stalker experience

supposedly, havent played it yet

[trail bramble]

gamma is itself a mod for anomalg

[delicate vapor]

Grump

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[lyric frigate]

sleep for a total of 800 hours per day

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[dire kayak]

in pain and tired

[arctic escarp]

sleepy

[feral vessel]

stalker gamma is fun

but the non-gog installation process is

uhh

fucked

anomaly is more stable than gamma and also less bullshit

[feral vessel]

good nuff

[delicate vapor]

I see you Karien

[feral vessel]

Karien is here?

[astral basin]

@fiery wave

[crisp yoke]

Here’s my advice

Just eat ur pain

[hasty sky]

I played through gamma and completed the entirety of the loner questline in like late 2024, it was fun as hell but hard to get into after a longer period of not playing + I dislike how volatile it can be features wise on account of being a modpack

[feral vessel]

Sure.

i just find both anomaly and gamma to be hard to get into in general because of how many survival mechanics are jammed into it

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp :3

[feral vessel]

awoo

[hasty sky]

hi chat

[hasty sky]

Yeah, normally I scoff at craftathon type games like that but Gamma is the exception

I remember sharing a few screenshots of my inventory to show off my gear to some boomer shooter players and it kinda broke their brains lmao

[feral vessel]

cigs cure radiation now

Also, you can cook. I find that funny

[dire kayak]

theres a wounded skitarii asking me to listen and i dont know what to do

[hasty sky]

cooked meals go hard in mid to late game ngl

[thin wagon]

Shoot it

[thick coyote]

Keep it alive

Oh wait you're not Rogue Trading

[delicate vapor]

forget how loud night can be

[visual vortex]

Cave its skull in to the point of it leaking bright red broth

[tepid spire]

If I was to think badly, I'd say this event was made to promote the HS and their grenades

but surely I'm mistaken

[thin wagon]

Found the Khorn worshipper

[dire kayak]

that is one of my skills but skitarii have hard carried me through some missions,,,,

[visual vortex]

I worship nothinf

[south valve]

You can't be far off

[thick coyote]

Fym think badly
That's exactly what happened

[thin wagon]

Ah Skarbrand

[thick coyote]

This is Boom Bringer propaganda plant

[visual vortex]

My first instinct is to go ape and become violent

[south valve]

Return to monke

[visual vortex]

That skiitari would shoot me if i approached him

It's a plot to rob me

[dire kayak]

there is no option to be violent at her

[visual vortex]

Because you're not me

[dire kayak]

i can only comfort her, question her or check for what wounded her

[thin wagon]

Check for what wounded her and congratulate it.

[south valve]

You seem to not like skitarii very much

[dire kayak]

i love skitarii

purely because skitarii vanguards have broken their backs carrying me

[south valve]

Cyborg femboys my beloveds

[thick coyote]

Put your finger on the wound and ask if it hurts

Do it

Do it

Do it

[south valve]

lol

[thick coyote]

Just
Do it

[thin wagon]

You do not help your case

[dire kayak]

[south valve]

You don't like femboys?

[thin wagon]

Give em the ol emperors mercy

[dire kayak]

shes on her last dying moments have some empathy

[thick coyote]

Did I stutter 🗣️

👉👈

[amber delta]

"cyborg femboys" and its robotic horrors beyond your comprehension

[dire kayak]

i mean,,,

[south valve]

Ignore lore

embrace stereotypes

/j

[dire kayak]

the skitarii ranger alphas are kinda cute ngl,,,

[amber delta]

they may be alpha but im sigma

[thick coyote]

Why would you want a cyborg femboy?
This implies they are twinks
You probably wouldn't want a robot that isn't sturdy and breaks at the first push

Hell you could even wrap your hand around its waist

Bring it closer to you

[south valve]

[thin wagon]

Why would you want a cyborg

[thick coyote]

Being lightweight frame like

[dire kayak]

a twink would be taller than me

[thick coyote]

Son

Anyways when Chappie 2?

🗣️

[twin flower]

Great movie

[thick coyote]

It's been 11 years

[thin wagon]

All skitarii hate aside Admech character when!

[twin flower]

It has?

god dayum

[low blade]

Celestial-Fang and its consequences

[thick coyote]

The way Fatshark phrased their next class teaser

It's probably going to be red robe associated

[thin wagon]

My brother got hivescum yesterday. That's some cracked out gameplay.

[dire kayak]

YAAAYYYY I LOVE ADMECH RED ROBES YAAAYYY YAYYYY YAYYYY YAAAYYYYY YIPPEEEEE

[tired inlet]

Kind of a big issue with Die Antwoord with that now.

Best just to watch Short Circuit; it's got a better, more charming robot, and somehow with Fisher Stevens playing Benjamin, it's less racist.

[south valve]

Hivescum is really fun, yeah

[thin wagon]

I'm still all for Arbites

[thick coyote]

If it's a priest people will be mad at not skitt
If it's a skitt people will be mad at not priest

There's no winning

😭

[thin wagon]

That shotpistol is NUTS

[south valve]

True

[dire kayak]

ill be happy regardless

[south valve]

The arbites maul is a bit over the op

you can, what, 4-5 shot crushers?

[thin wagon]

I think a techpriest/enginseer would go hard. Give us a class that legit buffs and enhances allies.

[dire kayak]

if we get an admech character and dont get the plasma caliver or phosphor serpenta im gonna say some things

[thin wagon]

I hope we get both

[delicate vapor]

These bbq chicken are so good

[dire kayak]

the plasma caliver would be so unique and fun though, a low ammo horde clearer that allows for enemy penetration

[thick coyote]

I do think we are lacking a dedicated support class in DT
But idk if I want it ngl

[thin wagon]

I think it's overdue

[south valve]

I don't think fatshark really like pure support classes

The closest in vermintide was WP and he was quite held back

[thin wagon]

Well not pure support. But it should definitely lean into it.

[south valve]

from full support

[south valve]

That would be good

[thin wagon]

Shielding would actually be useful

[south valve]

Yeah!

[lilac crag]

support class in this game would be a bit scuffed

this game doesn't do well with defensive playstyles

[south valve]

idk if it would work exactly the same as WP but that was a cool ability

[thin wagon]

Support-ish is where they need to land

[south valve]

Tbh, I can't really see any other niche that could be filled in darktide

[dire kayak]

besides i dont think a tech-priest would really help the rejects

[thick coyote]

shields ally
"Grumpy noises Inferior flesh"

[thin wagon]

They DO what they are TOLD.

[twin flower]

prolly lead it up to it

[fiery wave]

Then they go down first.

[twin flower]

sort of how the arbites came to Tertium

[dire kayak]

they should make it so if a tech-priest refuses to help a reject, hadron just yells at them

[thin wagon]

binaric cursing

[fiery wave]

SNARKS.

[dire kayak]

"DO NOT NEGLECT THE VARLETS"

[frank pivot]

where do i buy friends in this server?

[thin wagon]

"At your request, techno-archaeologist"

[twin flower]

seems more like she'll favor the ones from admech imo

[delicate vapor]

naming my admech jarvis

[twin flower]

Naming mine Kayex Jr.

[fiery wave]

Buy? Just offer someone a game. Otherwise, ask in LFG if you are looking to just play.

[south valve]

we also accept paypal

[dire kayak]

naming mine samsara

[twin flower]

are we just charging the newbies now

[thin wagon]

Uncreatively my first Arbites was Ofc Hill Keretics

[twin flower]

100 buckos per game

[dire kayak]

IM CRYING

[fiery wave]

No. Or I would have $20 already.

Someone offered that for MM lul.

[twin flower]

Its just bizness

[south valve]

I think I would count as a newbie, so no

I just talk a lot

[lilac crag]

they'd help under hadron

[twin flower]

I've seen people be 200hrs in and still discover stuff

[lilac crag]

just like arby

[twin flower]

not far off ig

[thick coyote]

"Jarvis, walk into that Daemonhost and give it a good smack"

[fiery wave]

You still learn after 1k.

[dire kayak]

although i can imagine some mechanics for tech-priest

like servo-arms and stuff

[lilac crag]

I can imagine you as a tech priest

[thin wagon]

Lol stay out of my Arbites lane. I'm built for tanking Daemons.

[twin flower]

Huh

[dire kayak]

we could have the option for 2 ranged weapons or 2 melee weapons with the use of servo-arms

[thick coyote]

Not even your lane since that's Ogryn's lane

🗣️

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[lilac crag]

pats u

[twin flower]

like no melee at all?

[fiery wave]

Ask any of the high tier players for honesty. They'll tell you they are still learning of the BS FS director does at times.

[thick coyote]

Medical Mechadentrite
Speeds up revival by 200%

[fiery wave]

You mean, suspicious probe.

[dire kayak]

mrrrp >w<

[thick coyote]

Cleanses 50 % wound corruption on revival

[twin flower]

Idk, those guys got the metrics of FS down to a T bruh its kinda freaky

[dire kayak]

either no melee at all but 2 ranged weapons, or no ranged weapon at all but 2 melee weapons

[twin flower]

I remember just asking for like what go-to perks would be nice

and I get the whole run-down

[dire kayak]

curatio claw could be a combat ability

heals the target but doesnt restore corruption

[south valve]

2 guns would be cool

one would probably have to be inf ammo though

[twin flower]

you know, some peeps were asking about a vet arch-type to have that hotshot las as a useable weapon, but it takes away your melee for those battery backpacks you lug around with a hotshot

[thick coyote]

Not cool for your team but yes

[south valve]

True

[dire kayak]

for blitz we could have mechadendrites, for combat abilities we can have utilities, and for keystones we can have servo-arms

its perfect

[twin flower]

and the Beta testers would just say how awful it would to fight alongside a class that can't even do melee

[thick coyote]

Carrying around the bolter 2 for single target and bolter 3 for hordes

Bolterman build

[twin flower]

too much power

[paper bluff]

Aight guys I’m on my 3rd day of trying to get the 4,000 datamine. Today the randoms will for sure clear the event,

[south valve]

Good luck!

[thick coyote]

Counting on teammates 💀

[fiery wave]

We don't need another inf ammo class.

[south valve]

You're probably right

I'm just thinking out loud

[fiery wave]

Just play uprising, you can kill 1-2 bulwarks, 1-2 crushers and 1-2 reapers, right?

[south valve]

or in text

[dire kayak]

i have thought of some abilities that admech could have

[twin flower]

servo sentry turret?

[south valve]

If arbites can pet their dog, I want admech to be able to pet a servo skull or something

[twin flower]

do they even view them like that

[fiery wave]

Where pat BOOMBRINGER emote?

[dire kayak]

infestus mechadendrite would slow enemies and knock them back, curatio mechadendrite would heal an ally, and cognition mechadendrite would reduce ability cooldowns, with mark 2 and 3 for extra talent points

the increase in marks boosts its effectiveness

[south valve]

Kayex does say like "full of mischief is that servo skull"

so maybe

[fiery wave]

Healing is too broken unless limited.

[dire kayak]

true,,,

curatio mechadendrite would have the longest cooldown

annd wouldnt heal corruption damage

[twin flower]

Really? Huh

[fiery wave]

5 minutes CD where CDR do nothing?

[dire kayak]

possibly,,

[twin flower]

Hottake, just take Vets Enhanced Target Priority into said admech class

[fiery wave]

So you just want another pay 2 vet better?

[twin flower]

I mean do Vets even take that perk when going Exec stance

Youre pretty much competiting for kills if your outlining the enmies for them as well

[fiery wave]

Some do... dunno why.

[thick coyote]

Yes he does
Hab Dreyko mission and it always reminds me of the "full of farofa" meme

So I always laugh

[twin flower]

Might as well be a support skill for a class that makes sense

I see it working for admech honestly

[fiery wave]

Sometimes better for them to see than teamwipe.

[twin flower]

But people still rarely take it imo

[fiery wave]

I have had enemies blend into the map before.

[twin flower]

Not unless youre actually planning to nab it for that purpose but most peeps just allocate it somewhere else for max exec stacks

[south valve]

Maybe they could be more of a utility class than support then?

[twin flower]

They could go hand in hand, yeah

[south valve]

not sure what that would look like

[dire kayak]

for the combat abilities, cognition freedom would reduce ammo consumption to the tech-priests and allies in range, with upgrades to increase range and reduce the consumption further
servo-skull would allow for scanning of a target, increasing the damage dealt to that enemy, and reducing its armour strength, with upgrades allowing it to deal 25% of its health in damage (10% for monstrosities), and add further brittleness
i have no ideas for the 3rd ability, maybe there isnt one

[fiery wave]

This is just broken. Is like combining a mobile Nuncio+Dog.

[dire kayak]

hmmm

truee

this is just my first thoughts

[twin flower]

would like a peek or what they already got cooking tho

even if its just a placeholder, but i imagine its hard designing classes for dt that already has like 5 classes

[dire kayak]

yeah same here

i dont want like a full leak of whats next, but having a little hint would be nice

[twin flower]

wish they'd release new enemy types along with every class they release

[twin dirge]

Guys

I gotta say

I got a mini fridge

Peak

[twin flower]

Whats innit

[twin dirge]

Cold soda while gaming is peak

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[twin dirge]

Dr pepper rn

I gotta get more rootbeer

[dire kayak]

shareeeeeeeeeee

aki im begging on my knees

[twin dirge]

Woah

On your knees?

Sorry

[dire kayak]

i want someee

[thin wagon]

I'm on a juice binge. Been cutting out soda. Cran-apple goes hard

[twin dirge]

Watching someone make an anime beyblade stadium

[twin dirge]

Oh that's hot

I would but it doesn't get cold cold, it just chills whatever I stick in it cuz it's kinda old

[thin wagon]

So it beyblade

[dire kayak]

i would kill for your level of self-control

[dire kayak]

beyblades are cool

[twin dirge]

Yesnt, normal stadiums are pretty smol, anime ones are huge

[thick coyote]

Oh yeah
Armor downgrade is definitely doable
Old zealot dash had armor downgrade which made it one of the strongest abilities in the game

[thin wagon]

That's so dope. Beyblade was actually the coolest toy as a kid.

[twin dirge]

I've been watching some guy on YouTube lately that makes custom beys and shit

It's pretty neat

Brings back good memories and it's plenty interesting how he goes about it all

[thin wagon]

I'd cast a beyblade ring. I have copper for making bronze I just need tin

[dire kayak]

i dont even know anything about beyblades but theyre cool

[twin dirge]

Exactly

[thin wagon]

Spinning metal tops go clash, nuff said

[twin dirge]

I know next to nothing, no idea what all the specifics are

But watching metal smack metal is peak

[dire kayak]

id eat a beyblade

[twin dirge]

I tried to eat a hot wheel when I was younger

[thin wagon]

The only thing you need to know is that per beyblade lore. Moses parted the red sea with a beyblade.

[dire kayak]

i can assist with that

[twin dirge]

The craziest part is this could be true and I wouldn't doubt it for a second

The anime was peak

[thin wagon]

It is

[dire kayak]

feed me more opportunity strikes,,,,

[lyric frigate]

yo im sold, where do i buy those nowadays

[dire kayak]

i watched my tech-priest dodge a necron immortal at point blank

[lyric frigate]

ahh mechanicus

tip

the explorator class is broken as shit

[thin wagon]

Ya don't lol. They make em all plastic now for safety purposes.

[twin dirge]

You don't ngl, you make em yourself cuz the current ones are ass

[thin wagon]

Well I could be wrong

[twin dirge]

Metal fury was the good shit

Theyre plastic now

You're right

[dire kayak]

thats so true

[thin wagon]

Thought so. Metal was peak

Kids need to learn that fast spinning metal tops can hurt you. Sheesh

[twin dirge]

Nowadays you just kinda, 3d print plastic ones or put in an order to metal print one

[dire kayak]

mmmm,,,

[thin wagon]

Not a bad idea at all.

[twin dirge]

I think they still make...some with metal

[dire kayak]

metal and plastic,,,, 🤤

[thin wagon]

My bronze beyblade could work!

[twin dirge]

The new burst beyblades are cool tho, they have a lil switch or sum that when hit makes the bey pop

[dire kayak]

i wanna eat a beyblade so bad,,,,

[thin wagon]

Noo...

[hidden whale]

how about

real food?

[dire kayak]

NEVER

[twin dirge]

And the new stadiums are peak, they have some sorta zipper on the outside edge that the tip of the bey can stick to making it go super fast

[hidden whale]

pasta

eggs

[thin wagon]

That's dope

[hidden whale]

cereal

milk

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

[twin dirge]

Learned all this over the span of 2 days

[dire kayak]

i only eat metal, uranium and bromine

[hidden whale]

actual goober

[twin dirge]

I personally enjoy cadmium

[dire kayak]

i ate one of the 40 thousand warhammers

[twin dirge]

39,999 Warhammer

[dire kayak]

i tried to eat einsteinium once

never again

[paper bluff]

I cleared the 4,000 datamine!

[dire kayak]

hated it

[dire kayak]

yaaaaayyyyyy

nuzzles you

[tired inlet]

that's okay, era domintus is CY41,000

[tired inlet]

neat thing about Bromine is that there's a whole temperature system around it; whereas Celsius is based around the specific heat capacity of water, Bromine is used for a system called Rankine

[twin dirge]

Elite ball knowledge

[dire kayak]

yummy,,,,

[tired inlet]

it utilizes salt water as its increments in a fahrenheit-like scaling while matching Kelvin's absolute zero

[dire kayak]

and its delicious,,,

[tired inlet]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzVkNDYzODMtOTRlYS00NTcxLWE3ZTUtOWUzYTZmMDk3Y2I0XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_.jpg

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[amber delta]

[rain pilot]

Hello all

[amber delta]

hello chud

[rain pilot]

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp :3

[delicate vapor]

me thinks

[void smelt]

Ave Imperator.

🙏

wassup

[wheat sphinx]

I hate the new event.

[ancient violet]

Is it bad that I'm playing on Uprising to speed run this event? 🤔

[dire kayak]

not at all

play how you like

[ancient violet]

No

[amber delta]

the funniest thing about this event is how they called it brutes and blasts in game but on socials announcements they call it rumbling giants because they just reused old event

[void smelt]

this event is dope

i love it

it punishes the greedy

[sinful relic]

Am I toxic for leaving missions because people keep moving Infront of me to steal kills or snipe in the spot I am 10 seconds after I'm already planted?

[void smelt]

I did say this to upset people, but I also legitimately like this event more than the previous

[dire kayak]

yeah i quite like this event too

its not the best or most balanced one, but i enjoy the chaos

[amber delta]

high intensity mission but the hordes all wield duelling swords

[visual vortex]

I hate working with walnut wood

But the scent alone encourages me to keep on working with it

God what a scent

[dire kayak]

i bought some batteries and why do they look genuinely yummy

i just wanna eat them,,,

[fiery wave]

Easier to solo then. Lul.

[fiery wave]

I'll question how actual newbies do it. 7 burster chain on uprising lul.

[rancid shore]

Makes two

Also

Hi

I don't hate it cuz it's bad

I hate it cuz I suck ass and these Lil shites make me game harder

[drowsy lynx]

What exactly are you playing where you're "planting" for 10+ seconds in one spot lol

Event would be fun if all my damage, downs, and deaths weren't from trigger happy teammates. The chaos is kinda fun tho

[sleek harness]

Dude is taking his sniper role too seriously on a horde slasher game

[drowsy lynx]

Seems like it's gotten worse over time, I'm guessing most people that know how to safely navigate the hazards of the event have already completed it and moved on, leaving those that need to shoot every burster and barrel

[sleek harness]

Who does here like Fear and Hunger again?

@jaunty path ?

No it can't be her

She likes that one coffin game

Uhhhhhh

[fair bridge]

can i get some positive energy for midterms today

lend me your energy

[sleek harness]

Malloween do you like Funger

[fair bridge]

kid named funger

[sleek harness]

The game

[long sigil]

mcdonald grinded patty💀

[dire kayak]

nuzzles you

[sleek harness]

Goober

[south valve]

👀

[sleek harness]

Funger launched video

[dire kayak]

mrrrp?

[sleek harness]

5 days ago

[long sigil]

oh wait its fear and hunger

[south valve]

Oh yeah?

[long sigil]

that one is weird had game

[sleek harness]

Yeah

You should watch it

[south valve]

Okay

[sleek harness]

Painted is probably lying about knowing what is Funger

But okay

[dire kayak]

skaven should i eat a battery?

they look really yummy

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

whyyyyy

[tired steeple]

Hello

[sleek harness]

Because Magos said so

I blame her

Him

Them

She/he

[tired steeple]

Correct the thirst two times

First

Sorry minor Slaanesh corruption dw about it

[sleek harness]

Thirst

[south valve]

Half right

[dire kayak]

magos should i eat a battery?

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[south valve]

I haven’t actually played it

[tired steeple]

It’ll bring you closer to the omnissiah

[south valve]

Just YouTubers and streamers

[tired steeple]

You’ll become an electro priest

[sleek harness]

Like 75% of the fans

[tired steeple]

All about that motive force and that innit

[south valve]

Yeah

I can’t find anything but the scrapped enemy design one

Is that it?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

5 days ago

It confirms the creator is still alive

[south valve]

Alright

I’d imagine he’s very busy considering, afaik, he’s the only one who works of f&h

[sleek harness]

Yeah he does solo

[feral vessel]

oh hi skavenW

[sleek harness]

Merp

[feral vessel]

what are you doing here

[tired steeple]

I’ve played both fungers

Funger 1 twice

And funger 2 around

[dire kayak]

what is fear and hunger?

[tired steeple]

8 times?

[sleek harness]

Why you calling me SkavenW

[tired steeple]

An rpgmaker horror game

[sleek harness]

Imagine every terrible thing

Throw it in a dungeon

[dire kayak]

bites you lovingly

[tired steeple]

The content is a bit extreme fair warning

[sleek harness]

That's fear and hunger 1

Fear and Hunger 2 is complicated

[tired steeple]

Damn that’s hot I gotta tell my gf about that

[sleek harness]

Love biteless behavior

[feral vessel]

skaven,

[south valve]

I think the dev intentionally tried to dial it back for termina

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[feral vessel]

what faction should i play as in stalker anomaly

[dire kayak]

tyranids

[feral vessel]

I don't remember that being a faction, sorry.

am i genuinely going to do monolith as my first proper playthrough of anomaly

[sleek harness]

Yeah theres something in Fear and Hunger 1 that gives you lore about some things in Fear and Hunger 2

Won't tell because spoilers

[tired inlet]

Nihilistic Russian RPGMaker

[sleek harness]

I don't like Stalker

[south valve]

You could ||do this||

[sleek harness]

People will awalys click thoses

First

[south valve]

Fair enough

[urban valley]

||You've just lost the game||

[rain pilot]

What

Being friendly to goober isn't a lose

Also discord is having a stroke again

[sand monolith]

If you hypothetically wanted to buy only one dlc is arbititer or scum lord more fun. (Yes i know this is subjective)

[south valve]

Imo, hivescum, but they're also more difficult

[dire kayak]

i personally like scum more than arbi

[sleek harness]

Both

[dire kayak]

i like the crowbar its the only weapon other than the thammer im decently good at

[sleek harness]

Do you usually get insulted in the chat for using thunder hammer?

[delicate vapor]

Assault and hammer heroic

[dire kayak]

never once

[sleek harness]

We are talking about Darktide

[delicate vapor]

Hammer tho

[sand monolith]

Thank you . Aesthetically the scum lord looks more interesting

[sand monolith]

Thats 20 dollars…. Thank you for replying!

[sleek harness]

People wouldn't say the same for when the first trailer for Hive Ganger was lauched

[sand monolith]

Well this is my first introduction to anything about warhammer so i dont know the lore precisely. I mean from an actual appearance i do think arbiter looks better armor wise but that scum looks to be like a defecting heretic which is alright but i just really like how they have alot of aggressive moves and the rocket launcher which has been fun to see on the most recent in game event. I have only been playing for like less than a month though

[rain idol]

ah memories the slowmode still makes me shiver

[sleek harness]

Why you made a giant text

[sleek harness]

Slowmode for a whole month I think

[rain idol]

yep it was like 15 secs too

[dire kayak]

hive scum are basically gang members, they work in conclaves in hive cities and do crime to to get money, power or just slightly better rations

[sleek harness]

I think it was 30 seconds

[sand monolith]

I am on phone and dont know what paragraphs are yet. Sincerest apologies

[sinful relic]

Veteran trying to get the make every shot count penance

[sleek harness]

That's easy

Use a revolver

Dump it all on a crusher at the end of the mission

[sinful relic]

Every time I try that the psyker brain ruptures
Or a arbites dog grabs him from me.

[dire kayak]

i think im getting better at darktide
i did an event mission on damnation and only went down once

i usually get downed twice on event missions

[sinful relic]

Hell yeah

[sleek harness]

I go down never in Auric

Considering all the my deaths on the fault of my teammates

[dire kayak]

i have a lot of catching up to do

[sleek harness]

What do you use

Controller or keyboard

[dire kayak]

keyboard

[drowsy lynx]

Hmm I got that using a combat shotgun and only shooting large hordes of chaff, seemed to count as a hit as long as one pellet landed

[sinful relic]

When I get to auric
I think I'm going to go full on with support Zealot and psyker

[sleek harness]

Auric isn't that hard

[sinful relic]

I'll definitely try that when I get home

[sleek harness]

Don't plan it like it's the final of the final challenges

[sleek harness]

Well I can't give you any tips then

Unless uhhhhhhhh

Blame your teammates

[sinful relic]

Zappy zap a psyker is my go-to
And when I'm playing zealot that weird Rosario thing that you used to boost people's toughness

[rain pilot]

I'll be your parole officer

[sinful relic]

If skitari is the one next to be added
What weapons do you want them to have?

[rain pilot]

Women

💯

[dire kayak]

phosphor serpenta or plasma caliver

[sinful relic]

I feel like a cavalier and the radium rifle is pretty much guaranteed

[rain pilot]

[dire kayak]

though tbh

[split mauve]

100% their poleaxe

[dire kayak]

i dont think skitarii could have a full talent tree

[split mauve]

it could easily

[dire kayak]

how so?

[rain pilot]

Goober we should do a team sometime

[split mauve]

by making up 60 or so talents

[rain pilot]

[dire kayak]

we shoulddd

[rain pilot]

Having someone sweet to play Darktide with would be nice

[dire kayak]

w<

[rain pilot]

[dire kayak]

im on right now

if youre available

[rain pilot]

Let me get more coffee

And I will join

My username got my fat shark

Fat code

[delicate vapor]

Good god

[dire kayak]

added you

[delicate vapor]

That chocolate bread was something

[dire kayak]

oh my i need that so bad

[tired inlet]

had some gluten free brownies my wife's co-worker made; don't know what they used (I assume a type of oat-milk or some other legume) but they were rad.

[dire kayak]

youre so lucky,,,,

[tired inlet]

because I have a wife? I know.

[dire kayak]

because you got to eat brownies,,,,

hmp

[sleek harness]

How do yall freaks fell about Helldivers 2 situation

[south valve]

What happened now?

[turbid jungle]

The usual swedish company being out of touch situation id imagine

Oh are you talking about the charity thing

[sleek harness]

Basically someone on reddit got doxxed for making a post challenging the devs to use bad weapons on Oshanue

It was a charity challenge btw

[south valve]

Oh

[sleek harness]

1000 in the line

[turbid jungle]

And also the reddit mods of the hd group ban anyone who makes a post defending them

[sleek harness]

I have this funny image that fits this context well

[turbid jungle]

(The guy who made the charity post to be clear)

[dire kayak]

WHAT

[sinful relic]

Are sweed companies known for being out of touch?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

You heard it right

[turbid jungle]

Nah, just fatshark and arrowhead as far as i know

[dire kayak]

i dont know what i expected from reddit honestly

[rain pilot]

I can make banana bread

[dire kayak]

can we get married i love banana bread

[sleek harness]

It's the "official" one btw

[ancient violet]

Americans companies be like;

🤑

[turbid jungle]

I make nana bread for the church nearby

[sleek harness]

Official because it's the most famous one

[turbid jungle]

Though i dont participate in any activities there

[sleek harness]

Which is also the one which the devs don't even see lol

[formal mortar]

I don't know how to make bread need to learn

[rain pilot]

[sleek harness]

You don't

[oak nexus]

shoutout bread

[sleek harness]

Nobody knows how to make pencils

Why care

[formal mortar]

I know how to make pencils actually

[south valve]

Have the devs said anything about this?

[turbid jungle]

I make nana bread, coconut cream pie, cakes, muffins...

[south valve]

out of curiosity

[sleek harness]

Silence

[sleek harness]

No

[south valve]

Hm

[thick coyote]

No such thing as bad weapons anyways
Except light pen

[south valve]

bit unprofessional if you ask me

[rain pilot]

I make spicy foods

[sleek harness]

The reddit mods are silencing anyone trying to talk about it

[south valve]

Why??

[dire kayak]

im surprised that one teamkiller who got a witch hunt against them wasnt doxxed

[sleek harness]

Basically banning anyone on the spot

[sinful relic]

I'm confused, oshaune is the most unoptimized planet that goes against the very foundations of the games gameplay loop. Why are people mad someone is trying to address that

[sleek harness]

Idk

They don't give a shit

[turbid jungle]

I imagine reddit mods as being the stars of "my 600lb life" each and every one

[formal mortar]

This is marriage material right here

[oak nexus]

people are not smart 🙂

[sleek harness]

They ban anyone who makes too much critism to the community or the game

[south valve]

Fatshark feels like an indie company that can't handle how big they've grown

[dire kayak]

so real,,,

[rain pilot]

I will make weed brownies

[south valve]

Didn't they ban "glazediver"?

and all that

[sleek harness]

Want to know someone wholesome now? The CEO is trying to do the challenge

Not the devs

The CEO himself

[south valve]

That's nice

[thin wagon]

Not baking but I grilled up some swordfish steak pretty well.

[sinful relic]

I like making my hot honey glazed baby back ribs

[dire kayak]

its like microslop banning the word "microslop"

[sleek harness]

No

[south valve]

Oh

[sleek harness]

You can't even call someone glaze diver there

[dire kayak]

[turbid jungle]

Thankfully I'm aromantic LOL

[oak nexus]

john glaze diver

[rain pilot]

Goober slop is waiting for the next crazy thing goober will do

[thin wagon]

I do love me all types of grilling. I've done beef, chicken and fish now I must do pork.

[thick coyote]

This means that the CEO has a list of "bad weapons"

[astral basin]

Gonorrhea
The forbidden gushers

[sleek harness]

Trying them out yet

Turns out the CEO needs to play and unlock everything like everyone else

[south valve]

I think I did see something about this actually

[sleek harness]

Because he's busy to play the game

Which is understandable

[south valve]

wasn't the CEO saying some of the weapons were flawed?

or something like that

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[south valve]

gives me hope

[sleek harness]

The weapons he just tried

[rain pilot]

Hey at least

[dire kayak]

my head hurts so bad

[rain pilot]

That means

Progress

[south valve]

Yeah!

[sinful relic]

Maybe the lib pen won't be dogwater

[rain pilot]

You need messages

Massages*

[sleek harness]

CEO should boot the devs out ngl

[dire kayak]

i know theres one dev thats actively ruining the game that somehow hasnt gotten fired

[rain pilot]

If the CEO likes the game.

He will fix the game

[south valve]

They're definitely some of the devs ever

"We didn't touch the coyote"

[rain pilot]

Trapper must go

I fucken

Hate

Trapper

[turbid jungle]

"Plasma support weapon is good actually"

[sleek harness]

They didn't changed the coyote, just the overall damage output of fire by making it harder to get on enemies

So like

[rain pilot]

My hate for trapper is the power as the praise I would have for Goober

[south valve]

I guess they didn't directly

[sleek harness]

A nerf to all fire weapons

[south valve]

but in a roundabout way, they kinda did

[astral basin]

I saw a post earlier about the Challenge
Dont know what it meant

[oak nexus]

love silly lil trapper

[rain pilot]

[thick coyote]

The coyote is med pen so it's already a good weapon

[sleek harness]

Theres still 1 person on reddit still willing to do the donation if the devs do the challenge

Also a YouTuber joined in

Commissar Kai

1000 from both

[dire kayak]

the last time i used an assault rifle was like, fenrir III

[sinful relic]

Fun fact, pilestedt is my ship Master, gurney my democracy officer and Joel is my ships service technician, hakalax

I got the executive board room crew

[thin wagon]

I'd say like 1 in 10 trappers get me at this point.

[thick coyote]

Trapper addicts be like:

[rain pilot]

[astral basin]

Actively leveling 1-2
Its. Egh

[thin wagon]

I'm pretty on top trapper population control

[dire kayak]

[oak nexus]

trapper is funny when you dodge out of the way only to see a teammate who was directly behind you get sniped by it

always comedic

[sleek harness]

Simp behavior

[thin wagon]

That's the one trapper that gets me

[rain pilot]

It's only simp if it didn't work

[sleek harness]

Simp for both ways

Trapper and Goober

That rhymed

[rain pilot]

Math ain't mathing

[oak nexus]

do you think the ogryn is writing anything down

[thin wagon]

Yeah I'm a simp for trappers, a simply blowing their head smoove off.

[rain pilot]

Only something he can understand

[drowsy lynx]

He definitely doodling rashuns

[thick coyote]

Yeah I'm a simp
Sniper
I
Monkey
P

[sleek harness]

If your hate for Trapper isn't enough for you to praise Goober then you are a simp for Trapper

Simple

[thick coyote]

🐒

[thin wagon]

Heheheh. This did play in my head as well

[oak nexus]

is the monkey being shot or is the monkey the one shooting

[rain pilot]

Lies

[thin wagon]

Yes

[sleek harness]

I don't think thats how wording works

[thick coyote]

Idk

[thin wagon]

Who else would a sniper monkey snipe except a rival sniper monkey?

[sleek harness]

Both can happen, can't it?

[oak nexus]

balloons

[sleek harness]

Just depends on the order

[rain pilot]

SIMP
Super
Intense
Mega
Piss

[thin wagon]

God.... damn it.

That's good.

You got me there

[oak nexus]

I did not consider this and am now concerned

[south valve]

My super laser piss

[sleek harness]

Specially 30 moabs?

[mint gate]

I’m gonna piss on the moon

[rain pilot]

[mint gate]

And bust nut in water tower

[oak nexus]

nergyl follower type shi

[visual vortex]

Trapper is a rapper that likes using present wrappers

[south valve]

I made a reference to that a couple days ago and I don't think anyone got it 😔

[mint gate]

You will never be Troy

[sleek harness]

I think it would be better if it was "that likes using wrappers on rejects"

[dire kayak]

meow

[rain pilot]

[visual vortex]

She likes using wrappers

[rain pilot]

pats

[visual vortex]

And likes traveling by ladders

[south valve]

Ironically, I don't get that one

[sleek harness]

Goober can you give me money

[visual vortex]

And she deserves a good batter

[sleek harness]

I am a trustworthy investor trust

[dire kayak]

i have 3 random coins from the netherlands and a button

[thick coyote]

Trapper parties

🗣️

[visual vortex]

I hate trapper

[sleek harness]

Is theses coins in euros?

[visual vortex]

She probably has like no hair

And no teeth

[sleek harness]

I think you are mirroring

[thick coyote]

She's bri'ish of course she has no teeth

[visual vortex]

I take good teeth of my care

[somber marten]

Why am I getting backend errors rn tf

[visual vortex]

🧠

[sleek harness]

You don't have hair

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

And I can't see your teeth

[visual vortex]

You'd bever catch me lackin

[thick coyote]

It just happens

[sleek harness]

Obviously british

[visual vortex]

Nah i have big jagged teeth

[sleek harness]

Why is Nene purple

[visual vortex]

That are comically large

And look like the spongebob caveman patrick teeth

[sleek harness]

Did she ate that one candy from the Chocolate Factory?

[dire kayak]

[mint gate]

Skill issue I guess

[visual vortex]

Which one

[sleek harness]

I won't elaborate

[sleek harness]

I WON'T ELABORATE

[visual vortex]

No

She got knocked in the face

And all her teeth fell out like glass shards

[sleek harness]

So her face got purple?

[visual vortex]

Oh the gum?

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

That makes you a dark blue ball

[sleek harness]

Stfu

[oak nexus]

blue balls lmao

[visual vortex]

Im not even kidding guys

[sleek harness]

It's clearly purple

[visual vortex]

I swear

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[visual vortex]

It makes you a big blue ball

[oak nexus]

what is purple if not a twisted blue

[sleek harness]

Purple

[visual vortex]

What is orange if not a brighter brown

[sleek harness]

Edgy blue

[visual vortex]

What difference

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

The difference is that I can tell color

[visual vortex]

What if you're wrong?

[sleek harness]

I am right

[visual vortex]

how do you know?

[sleek harness]

Because I said so

Ollphe is probably going to Wiki.com to see it this is really true

[jaunty path]

I like it but hardly played it. Afaik you can slap ppl w ur own limbs

[sleek harness]

Sadly no

At least not that I know of

[dire kayak]

like

with your own severed limb or?

[faint charm]

How much body parts left

Those dreadnought guys

[jaunty path]

I think so

[faint charm]

No limbs?

Astartes would be so cooler if theyre truely modular soldiers

[void smelt]

the chadgryn is not you sorry it is me

[dire kayak]

meow

i need a hug

[oak nexus]

daps you up instead

[dire kayak]

hand breaks

[oak nexus]

daps you up gently but still makin a crisp pop sound

[delicate vapor]

nugget

[winged oasis]

kind of a bummer that fem maul doesnt also do the gruff voice

women can judge dredd too

[dire kayak]

one more mission and ive finished the event

[delicate vapor]

is it really that bad

[dire kayak]

finishing any event has always been a slog for me

since i suck at the game

[delicate vapor]

[viscid geyser]

Fatshark, please
FIX RITUAL LASERS to the face, PLEASE

it's been almost a year

[oak nexus]

do any gamers here use mods for darktide on linux

[dire kayak]

ritual lasers?

[thin wagon]

Yeah what's a ritual laser?

[thick coyote]

The ritual sorcerer just

Greens you

[viscid geyser]

Yes, those which stick to your face and i don't see anything
Havoc's daemonhost rituals

[thin wagon]

Must you see to enact the emperor's mercy?

[viscid geyser]

It's a day one bug and i cannot explain why it's still broken
Plenty of reddit posts, FS forum topics and still nothing

[viscid geyser]

Emperor can't see us bc he probably also got this laser in his eye

[thick coyote]

Lmao

[viscid geyser]

5000 hours of frustration, that's what it is

[limpid vigil]

I need to ask a question to somebody who knows slanesh lore

[dire kayak]

i know a little

[thick coyote]

I don't

[limpid vigil]

So deamons can be imbued into objects

right?

[dire kayak]

correct

[limpid vigil]

Do you think that a demon could be imbued into furniture?

[delicate kite]

Yes
Thsts what happened to my ex

[dire kayak]

yeah if you were willing to go through the rituals

[rain pilot]

Would have been hot

[limpid vigil]

new headcanon - vashtor runs a space demon ikea

slanesh is his main customer

(that is a joke of course)

idk why but i had that thought since i saw the mothtarion and vashtor lamp skit

[thick coyote]

Imbuing a screamer of tzeentch into my alarm clock

(he's never on time)

[visual vortex]

No

I had to do work

[dire kayak]

imbuing a bloodletter into my punching bag so it beats me up

[limpid vigil]

screamer of tzeentch but it's an alexa

[visual vortex]

I dont get the appeal of having someone beat you up as being seen sexual

Like congrats you got beat up by someone u like

[dire kayak]

not for sexual reasons
i just hate myself

[visual vortex]

Id get beat up for fun

[limpid vigil]

imbuing a bloodletter into a knife so i can have someone yell enthusiastically as i make dinner

[south valve]

I know about the maraviglia

it's delightful, family friendly stuff!

[thick coyote]

Cutting onions to make my bloodletter cry 🗣️

[visual vortex]

Imbuing my sink with a bloodletter so every time i turn it on it yells at me

[distant anchor]

Do we have any idea when rumbling giants will end?

[visual vortex]

If you go into the game

[dire kayak]

12 days

[visual vortex]

Press tab

[limpid vigil]

about a week

[visual vortex]

Use q and e to navigate

[distant anchor]

I see

[visual vortex]

You can see when it will end

[distant anchor]

Oh I'm an idiot

Thanks

[tired inlet]

***EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BITCHES OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng ***

pretty enthusiastic

[south valve]

Indeed

[patent grove]

Disney should have this at their parks

[thick fog]

14 march i think

[delicate vapor]

[limpid vigil]

since kark is the 40k version of the f word what are there any more swear words changed for 40k?

[south valve]

Frag

Grut

uhhh

rotter?

[limpid vigil]

so is grut the c word?

cuz frag is also f*ck

[south valve]

Maybe

[thin wagon]

I'm not saying I'd win I'm just saying I'd pay 20 dollars to do amateur boxing with another completely unskilled individual

[south valve]

the brawler says "gruttin great"

so it might be another fuck

[limpid vigil]

goddamit

what do they call a c*nt?

a commisar?

[south valve]

A heathen

Oh wait

sniveler

maybe

[limpid vigil]

oh god

i just found the best/worst mtg card

now i need to buy one and display it

[thick coyote]

Really funny because at the episode 1 of The Tithes there's a soldier that says "fuck you"

[south valve]

I'd like to think that's really archaic language for them

[limpid vigil]

the card is called mother of goons

no i am not kidding

[south valve]

like if we were to say "blast" or something

[limpid vigil]

the hired thug kind of goon

[thick coyote]

Lmao what is that art

[limpid vigil]

I know

read the effect tho

it's funnier

[thick coyote]

Fire writing

Is insulting an actual mechanic though?