#general-chat

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nocturne bloom
stuck crescent
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What kind?

hidden whale
stiff elbow
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trappers when i KILL THEM and they DIE

nocturne bloom
misty smelt
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it is time to get gangbanged by some crusher packs

modest flume
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Nah, FotF evis mrsarkwhatsg4

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Well it's true, and the cornerstone of the fat Zealots is basically taking the 3~ nodes that go around HP thresholds

swift prawn
visual vortex
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Hmmm

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I think

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I will play

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Zealot

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And then shit-talk the class

blazing ibex
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It's me

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Fatdough

modest flume
modest flume
blazing ibex
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I may be large and somewhat portly

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But that captain will die

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Mark my words

wise depot
somber stream
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Total trappers death

modest flume
teal token
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Where update...

misty smelt
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doing my best to carry the lil'uns in this event

blazing ibex
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Crusher

bitter matrix
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Can’t wait for the next class

steady spruce
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Hi, I would like to request friends to pmay with

hazy kestrel
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I cry, Ogrynheimer is no longer a valid character name.

bitter matrix
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Already feel my wallet loosening from it’s pocket

steady spruce
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How do I do tht

hazy kestrel
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Oppenheimer is though, funnily enough. :)

steady spruce
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Would anyone want to play sum matches with me?

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Im returning so im rusty so mb if Im ah

quaint moss
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RELEASE MEEE

quaint moss
quaint moss
quaint moss
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i heard it speak to me

misty smelt
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i think you took too many stimms

pure lodge
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does This game ever go on sale?

acoustic pebble
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Male Bounty Hunter: "You'd have made a good bounty hunter!"

Male Authoritarian: "Why so?"

Male Bounty Hunter: "You're calm, collected, got good analysis. It's a waste, really"

Male Authoritarian: "I cannot agree. I am precisely where I should be"

steel anvil
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Just checking on every a while and not really much content going around

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Yes maybe I'll come back just to chat with you and that's it

light robin
pure lodge
astral basin
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Guys whats a glinklebonk?

fluid gust
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take a skibidi toilet and fuck it up

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that's what

hazy kestrel
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Just reading this exchange made me physically feel as if my brain was being flushed down the toilet.

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Thanks, general chat.

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This is a compliment, I think.

jaunty path
teal token
quaint moss
hazy kestrel
teal token
fluid gust
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mentioning skibidi toilet makes my brain tweak

jaunty path
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a compulsion or

hazy kestrel
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No

jaunty path
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ah thats good

hazy kestrel
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I’m just saying you’re gonna make me choke on my water with these silly statements lmao.

jaunty path
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The power of brain rot is

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unmatched

hazy kestrel
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Also, would you like a new book recommendation?

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Because I have one.

jaunty path
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sure though it will be a while before I read it

rocky radish
jaunty path
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Currently focusing on warhammer

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I want to read the warhammer crime novels sometime after I'm done with whats on my plate

fluid gust
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the rot consumes

jaunty path
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Eisenhorn and Necon book

jaunty path
fluid gust
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the ROT

rocky radish
fluid gust
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CONSUMES

jaunty path
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naw.

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no way these kids that bad

fluid gust
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that's why I get on darktide and pretend all of the poxwalkers are skibidi toilets

jaunty path
fluid gust
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and the crushers are like skibidi toilet omegas or some shit

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what the fuck am I sayin bro

jaunty path
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None of these words are in the bible

fluid gust
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skibidi toilet omega 💀💀💀💀💀

lethal solstice
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I know there's a website that let's you easily check if stuff is or isn't in the bible

delicate vapor
hidden whale
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crush dn

fluid gust
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when the sub5 crushercel tries hypermogging (overhead) me (a chadlite cadian vegma) but I hit him with that agarthan krak stare

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cleared out the chat with that one

hidden whale
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I just got brain damage

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is all

fluid gust
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any potential conversers have chosen the path of sin I see...

rocky radish
jaunty path
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no fuckin way

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how the hell are kids unable to read like even with phone addiction are they just not having mandatory reading now?

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i was an ipad kid, as painful as it is to admit

marsh iris
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which country is next?

fluid gust
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that's why

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ok that's not exactly why

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but definitely a contributor!

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they get distracted by really useless stimuli like cocomelon or some other stuff

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and they get left behind

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the world's ending in like a few decades anyways so it doesnt really matter anyways

visual vortex
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chudtopia

jaunty path
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that sounds like super ADHD

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sheesh.

fluid gust
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life is grim.

rocky radish
misty smelt
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just pulled off a crazy clutch in the event. there was a crusher wall, plague ogryn, and 3 tox bombers and i somehow killed enough to save my 2 teammates.

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i really like this event, its crazy but fun

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except for the 40 fuckin poxbursters

wise depot
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Why does fatshark think it’s funny spawn crusher clown cars

hazy kestrel
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My cousins aren’t fans of reading, or history, or anything besides social media. It’s bleak to know that the current rot started with my fellow Gen Z folks.

fluid gust
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plans of the new world order in action

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make everyone dummy

hazy kestrel
wise depot
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just so you know

delicate vapor
wise depot
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I’m being sarcastic with my complaints

misty smelt
hazy kestrel
misty smelt
hazy kestrel
misty smelt
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poxburster congaline was the reason my teammates were dead in the first place during that lol

wise depot
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Putting up with their crying

hazy kestrel
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Do you need a hug pal? staregryn

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Or maybe a strong drink?

wise depot
wise depot
hazy kestrel
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I personally couldn’t mentally deal with that kind of a potential secondary traumatic stress environment for long.

marsh iris
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im so glad i dont have to die of old age

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or some sickness

hazy kestrel
marsh iris
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no just waiting to get nuked

hazy kestrel
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Oh

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I honestly don’t think about it anymore. If it happens, it happens.

marsh iris
misty smelt
wise depot
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why are there crushers just in general bro

hazy kestrel
cosmic burrow
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And everything because of old fucking geezers

misty smelt
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she just wants to add you to her collection

marsh iris
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i want to be behind trappers

hazy kestrel
misty smelt
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you WHAT

hazy kestrel
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Do not the trapper

misty smelt
marsh iris
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she's so cute

rocky radish
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It's a trap

marsh iris
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huhuhuehehehahaha

hazy kestrel
marsh iris
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her corny lines

hazy kestrel
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Oh shit it’s midnight.

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Time to let my eyes rest for all of 5 seconds before the morning arrives.

marsh iris
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goobye

fluid gust
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goo

jaunty path
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Good night personman

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Stop stayin up so late

hazy kestrel
jaunty path
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Goober

delicate kite
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i cant believe my eyes

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i open gen chat and ppl arent doing reddit moment of discussing stupid things

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am i dead?

hazy kestrel
rocky radish
delicate kite
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stupid people is fine

jaunty path
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More like illiterate kids

delicate kite
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is anyone truly a kid nowadays

rocky radish
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These damn kids can't word good

jaunty path
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I need to see it for myself to believe it

delicate kite
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metal gear solid 5 taught me that the best medicine against illetrate children is fulton extraction

jaunty path
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If a kid can't read a Curious George book i will SCREAM

rocky radish
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I find books to be effective.

Just throw books at them and shout "don't be dumb!"

delicate kite
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its so easy

make every piece of required science a gta 5 notification thing on the top left of the screen

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and suddenly they know math

delicate vapor
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george seems curious

visual citrus
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has anyone had any crash issues with scoreboard mod? all the rest of my mods are fine but scoreboard mod will crash my game mid game

somber stream
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Think the guy who worked on that mod walked about 2 years back

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So there's nobody to continue developing the thing

visual vortex
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Are speedrunners in this game just naturally obnoxious?

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Never actually encountered them till now

lethal solstice
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Anyone speedrunning in pubs yeah

visual vortex
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Okay ueah

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Makes sense

hidden whale
visual vortex
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I was just blamed for ruining these two vets run because they detonated an exploding barrel and fell to their death while i was fighting off a bunch of gunners they skipped

lethal solstice
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Anyone who wants to actually play this game fast does it solo or in premades

somber stream
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Also I imagine there will only be more product placement in the future RE games, imagine Leon just got to his objective site
"Control, I've arrived at the mission area. Thanks to my RX-90 Projog Shoes, Engineered with aerospace grade knit. This performance runner breathes, flexes, and adapts in real time"

lethal solstice
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People speedrunning in pubs are having a bit of fun or being assholes

hidden whale
visual vortex
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I wish i had the full clip of the first game

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Because the next round they criticized me and another dude because we werent speedrunning

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And left all the hordes to us

somber stream
hidden whale
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but I literally didnt recognize leon looking at his watch as ad placement

somber stream
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2k a piece lmao

hidden whale
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I thought he was genuinely checking the time

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I never even saw the watches name lmao

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I guess subtle ad placement doesnt work on me (I lack luxury knowledge)

somber stream
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Time? Oh he's got time, thanks to his Limited edition Chrono Hamilton watch, with a rugged all black timepiece, bullet inspired pushers, he'll know exactly how much time he has

hidden whale
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their mistake was making Leon too hot

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I was too busy looking at him to look at whatever he was wearing or driving

somber stream
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Real

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DILF

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Also Porsche made a short live-action with Leon driving the thing lol. cringe

visual citrus
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thanks man

somber stream
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For mod related stuff, better seek Darktide mod server tbh

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Yw champ

marsh iris
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yo german man

halcyon pebble
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the nexus mod one is outdated

somber stream
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Yo Sing unc

hidden whale
visual vortex
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I like

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2

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Or 7

thick fog
somber stream
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9 has it all lol

hidden whale
visual vortex
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68 is lowk stuck between two of the most insufferable numbers in existence

hidden whale
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

somber stream
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Comedy king

visual vortex
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Believe it or not guys

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But i once went to mrrow's house and we watched a movie

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He didnt have much there beyond hoodwinked 2 and cone heads

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So we watched cone heads much to his dismay

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And he was laughing and clapping his big elephant feet in joy at the scene where Dan Akroyd eats the toilet paper

hidden whale
whole bough
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trapper is a baddy tbh

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also why are there just hundreds of clones of the same heretic

lethal solstice
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Theres minor variation in most enemy models

whole bough
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yea i mean for the specialists

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i think theyre all the same

lethal solstice
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For them too

visual vortex
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They're all the rats from ratatouille

fluid gust
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you'll have to find another likely

whole bough
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i havent been able to notice the variants on them

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i have noticed the ogryn ones tho

lethal solstice
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Cause they're all minor

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Go check them in psykhanium

whole bough
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minor heretics???

somber stream
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Kill

visual vortex
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Every minecraft youtuber just joined

whole bough
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is that a topic thats even like

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a thing in 40k

visual vortex
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Honestly

whole bough
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not gross tuff but like

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children in general

lethal solstice
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Not a topic

whole bough
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its like they dont exist in 40k

lethal solstice
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Just a thing that happens

visual vortex
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What?

lethal solstice
whole bough
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true

lethal solstice
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Therefore they don't matter

somber stream
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Normally you don't shoot kids in games, even if they're zombies

lethal solstice
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Children appear in books all the time

whole bough
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i dont mean like that

somber stream
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Babies however

whole bough
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just like

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lore stuff

lethal solstice
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And get executed

visual vortex
whole bough
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never seen anything about them

lethal solstice
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Yeah why would you

whole bough
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its funny sometimes

somber stream
lethal solstice
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Theres no reason to talk about children in the imperial guard codex except for the occasional child soldier

visual vortex
# somber stream Babies however

I think it's because of our parental instincts that encourage us to protect the one that we know that has lived best the newborn stage

fluid gust
whole bough
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darktide should add child soldier as the next dlc class

misty smelt
lethal solstice
somber stream
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It's not human lol

lethal solstice
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Cause you can shoot yourself

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A lot

fluid gust
visual vortex
somber stream
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P3 isn't recent

jaunty path
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children are inherently evil so there is no moral wrong

lethal solstice
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P3r is

visual vortex
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And make them fall into alligator infested wayer

somber stream
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Accidents happen, true

jaunty path
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they should let us shoot kids in fallout

visual vortex
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Just shit parenting

jaunty path
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must be punted into the sun

somber stream
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Zombie babies

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Explosive zombie babies

jaunty path
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oh hey

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thats dead space 2

lethal solstice
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Pretty sure rogue trader lets you murder children

jaunty path
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i should play rogue trader again

visual vortex
visual vortex
jaunty path
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loud = evil

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must be suplexed

visual vortex
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With the toddler in the washing machine screaming

misty smelt
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holy shit i got Taylor-Swift and Laufey in my strike team

jaunty path
somber stream
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The forest 2 with the fucking baby lunge as well

visual vortex
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I mean

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Like the necromorphs are just reanimated corpses yeah?

hidden whale
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pls

jaunty path
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kids scream loud for no reason

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my ears don't like that

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so

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theyre evil

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I hope this helps.

visual vortex
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You ever tried beating their ass?

jaunty path
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and get arrested no

visual vortex
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I was referencing the boondocks episode

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But yeah

jaunty path
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kek

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god

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I really need to get a new monitor

visual vortex
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I had a curved monitor

somber stream
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Get an OLED

visual vortex
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Got angry at a game and grabbed it

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Broke half the screen

jaunty path
jaunty path
whole bough
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i dont think ive ever broken something out of rage

somber stream
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The colour pop a lot more

visual vortex
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I have broken many rhings out of rage

whole bough
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maybe as a kid that i dont remember

visual vortex
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My chair fears me

whole bough
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ive broken stuff for fun though

visual vortex
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Every day it is aware that if i am angry enough it will have another scissor sticked into it

jaunty path
visual vortex
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No

somber stream
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Think of the price the next time you want to break something

visual vortex
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Tearing all the leather off of my chair and all the weird fabric in it the arm rests

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Satisfies me

somber stream
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"Fuck this guy on the internet! I will now proceed to break my $70 controller that i bought with mine own money!"

delicate vapor
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we going to the peanut butter fart party

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o wrong area

visual vortex
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I got a new chair a while back

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It has served me well.

jaunty path
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this monitor

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is

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only getting worse

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jesus.

visual vortex
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If it's only getting worse

jaunty path
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atleast its wednesday

visual vortex
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Help it reach its lowest point

jaunty path
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and be a monitor down?

visual vortex
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Yeah

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It would be funny

jaunty path
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ya cray cray

visual vortex
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Am I?

jaunty path
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yea

visual vortex
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Damn

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That crazy

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Im sure ive done worse

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I just need to

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Lock in

delicate vapor
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leather on my one starting to tear off

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i had to duct tape mine

somber stream
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You guys bought gaming chairs?

delicate vapor
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i got mine for free

somber stream
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Poggers

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Gaming chairs are overpriced junk most of the time

delicate vapor
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yeah

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looked up mine and was selling about $500

somber stream
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Does it comes with ass heater lol

jaunty path
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Yeah literally just buy an office chair

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cheaper and more comfy...

somber stream
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I need me one of those super comfy looking reading chair

jaunty path
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someday I'll get a new chair

delicate vapor
whole bough
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100%

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get one of those like

delicate vapor
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some heating pad I stole from my sister

whole bough
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ceo office chairs

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they are so good

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i use an 80$ walmart one

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its durability is poor BUT

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its comfy

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and 80$

delicate vapor
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as long as I can sleep on it

whole bough
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this one dont recline

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but the fat boy or whatever chairs

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they have nice office chairs

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i wanna get one when i have money

somber stream
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Who tf sleep on a desktop chair

whole bough
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reclining chairs

delicate vapor
whole bough
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some have it

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lazyboy

jaunty path
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My dad certainly fell asleep in my chair

whole bough
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thats what i was thinking of

jaunty path
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tho its a gaming chair

whole bough
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where did fat come from

jaunty path
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my god father got me this thing

delicate vapor
lyric frigate
delicate vapor
jaunty path
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is it bad I have half of the achievements in omori

delicate vapor
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megachingryn hrmm idk Omori but you go

jaunty path
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short for hikkomori

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rpg turn based about crippling loneliness and dissociation

blazing ibex
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omori mentioned

jaunty path
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and trauma!

delicate vapor
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i see

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er

jaunty path
delicate vapor
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let i look into it..

jaunty path
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its really nice

blazing ibex
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That, and also Look Outside

delicate vapor
blazing ibex
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God I love Look Outside so much

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I haven't gotten through even like

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Half of what the game offers yet

delicate vapor
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oh ive seen that

jaunty path
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my monitor is

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so done.

blazing ibex
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But it is like, unironically, top 5 game for me

delicate vapor
blazing ibex
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I have never seen body horror executed so amazingly in a game.

jaunty path
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armed gunmen breakign into my home and stealing my monitor

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I think I'm gonna like...

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unplug this monitor lmfao.

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tbh

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I can put up with it

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gaming will be difficult tho

delicate vapor
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o deer

jaunty path
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might be for the better however

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I can't see it in my screenshots so thats a good thing

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its nothing related to my gpu so nice.

delicate vapor
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thats good

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woudlve went a lil mad if it was my gpususgryn

jaunty path
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same.

delicate vapor
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but i am on a 3060 so im hoping to find an excuse later to upgrade it

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not like I play a lot of games

jaunty path
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well

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time to make more tea.

trail linden
# blazing ibex Crusher

Crushers are okay to deal with at least you can hit them a sea of bulwarks not really lol 😭

blazing ibex
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Crusher

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Crusher special opens bulwarks

thick fog
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Or become a large lad and overhead bulwarks

jaunty path
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I steepped away

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my monitor has gotten worse

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I think im gonna try fixing it myself in the morning

somber stream
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Smack it

delicate vapor
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put dispenser

jaunty path
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yes sir

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either way

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im gonna open this bitch up

delicate vapor
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harmless dissecting

trail linden
jaunty path
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nvm

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im not doing this shit

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leave it for the geeks at microcenter

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but god bless the indian tech youtube community

delicate vapor
#

true nuke

jaunty path
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trvth nvke*

delicate vapor
#

insert gif

hidden whale
lyric frigate
jaunty path
#

some

rain pilot
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Why is it so hard

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to find a gaming server

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ON A GAMING APP

jaunty path
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for this game?

rain pilot
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For repo

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like

jaunty path
#

oh

rain pilot
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I want to cry

jaunty path
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yeah it can be hard lol

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you need friends or get lucky w randos

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ur chances of getting accepted is even more slim if u lack a mic

rain pilot
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I need irl friends so I can beat them

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"PLAY THE GAME IN YOUR LIBARAY. I AM NOT BUYING THE NEXT THING YA BASTARD"

twin flower
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looter extractions in a nutshell

marsh iris
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Escape from Friends

lyric frigate
arctic tapir
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Love waiting by a door for other people to catch up, someone else opening the door, and then everything going to shit because and army of crushers poured through the door

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the quintessential multiplayer experience

twin flower
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hodor

somber stream
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Can't wait for A.I integrated pen

rain pilot
jaunty path
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what the fuck

long sigil
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wow

jaunty path
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is an ai pen

long sigil
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macdonald ceo burger bite is legend

jaunty path
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how would they put ai in a pen

long sigil
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ai

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pen?

jaunty path
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oh no

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stop

long sigil
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what the

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you said it

jaunty path
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i have an ai

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i have a pen

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ah

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ai pen..

somber stream
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Fuck me it's here already

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I was joking lol

jaunty path
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HUH

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WHAT

long sigil
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shit

somber stream
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Okay now do toilet next

long sigil
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ai lick ma ass

somber stream
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"Alexa, analyze my poop sample"

long sigil
#

💀

quaint moss
arctic tapir
# somber stream https://www.flowtica.ai/pages/flowtica-scribe

Looking at the marketing page genuinely confuses me, because like??? 1) most of that is doable entirely with a phone with no ai and b) the ai seems entirely useless to anything? like maybe I'm not "big revolutionary business" minded enough, but ehh???/

marsh iris
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check out their pen.A.I.s

jaunty path
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YOU HAVE A NOTEPAD.

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If anything this is better to spy on people

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sheesh.

arctic tapir
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Spying on people is probably entirely what it will be used for

whole bough
#

does anyone know what the fuck the auric mission board is

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and how to play auric damnation or whatever

arctic tapir
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trying to access havoc? iirc it unlocks just by doing a Maelstrom mission of any (iirc) difficulty

whole bough
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i know what havoc is

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but is that what the penance is for

marsh iris
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imagine you're asleep then someone sneak a pen.A.I.s in your bum to track you for ads and shit

whole bough
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"play damnation on auric mission board" is that havoc??

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and how the fuck do i play damnation on havoc??

jaunty path
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or

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pencils

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lmfao.

arctic tapir
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it used to be a seperate board at Melk (I think with his yapping about Auric Operatives)

whole bough
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but i have and it aint complete

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some of them have though

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like it seems random whether i get the penance or not

arctic tapir
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I dunno, but they are just for completing the mission on Auric

wooden creek
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Completing an auric difficulty mission should get you both the auric damnation and auric heresy penances. Auric used to be its own mission board rather than just a new difficulty, and auric missions were available at both damnation and heresy difficulties.

arctic tapir
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I don't think they should be unlinked but ehh bugtide is weird

whole bough
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so they changed it

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but nothing else

arctic tapir
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yuppers

wooden creek
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They didn't change the penances, specifically

somber stream
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Just get a rotring

quaint moss
#

i plan on taking a break from darktide for a bit, so :3

nocturne bloom
#

I feel like the embodiment of hell

somber stream
#

Who hurt you

rain pilot
amber delta
#

my favourite activity is applying blunt force trauma into heretic faces

nocturne bloom
#

Im likely the one to blame

somber stream
#

Admitting there's an issue is the first step to solving it

dire kayak
nocturne bloom
#

I duel myself in my dreams

#

Ill be good

nocturne bloom
#

Need a fat nap though

#

Might call out

#

Delay tomorrow anyways

dire kayak
#

ill curl up with you don't worry

nocturne bloom
#

Beds definitely big enough trollmorph

rain pilot
#

I am going to blow up the expectations of the rulers of the the the the FUTURE!!!

delicate vapor
#

had a dream i was eating

#

woke up

#

didnt eat

amber delta
whole bough
#

dodged a trapper just to get nailed by a crusher overhead and flattened

south valve
#

I didn’t know that could happen lmao

lilac crag
#

today blows

dire kayak
amber delta
#

dodge a crusher overhead into a trapper shooting at a teammate

#

dodge a trapper because you hear the audio cue thinking its aimed at you but its aimed at someone else and you just dodged into the net you were trying to dodge

trail bramble
south valve
#

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

somber stream
delicate kite
#

Me

delicate vapor
#

sister for some reason ALWAYS finds an excuse to not do chores

#

uses her boyfriend over at our house as an excuse not to do chores

arctic escarp
delicate kite
#

Beat her up, domestic violence usually solves issues

amber delta
delicate vapor
#

no

delicate kite
#

Ok give her a snickers

delicate vapor
#

funny thing is that

#

her boyfriend actually HELPS us

#

and she is just there

amber delta
#

veiny snickers

delicate kite
delicate vapor
delicate kite
#

Big biznis

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Your sister gonna go far

#

I envy you, the only thing I have in my life at the moment is floaters in the toilet I forget to flush everythime

amber delta
#

gay brother or not doing chores sister

delicate kite
#

this sounds like anime name

delicate vapor
#

first one does something

#

realised that im starting to grow immune to these chili peppers

dire kayak
#

im pretty much physically unable to do chores nene_weary

#

i hate it i wanna go and do something but i cant

delicate vapor
#

you get food afterwards

jaunty path
#

if i was president i would make it legal for me specifically to violently gnaw on peoples arms

twin flower
#

but why

jaunty path
#

Because I feel feral sometimes.

amber delta
#

what separates us from beasts is our ability to show restraint and act against our own impulses

twin flower
#

girlfriends after a year of dating

jaunty path
#

Just let me draw blood dude

#

its not that deep

south valve
amber delta
#

I put your comment into AI and this is what it responded with

jaunty path
#

are you sure that ai isnt you

amber delta
#

yes, I am monke

jaunty path
#

because thats not capitalized or has a period at the end

#

dumbass

amber delta
#

it's also missing hyphen

jaunty path
#

The point is, I should be allowed to violently bite people whether they like it or not

amber delta
#

how tall are you

jaunty path
#

does height really matter

#

I think im like 5'6 or whatever idk

amber delta
#

yes, short violent people can get away with it more than tall violent people

#

short people violence is cute

south valve
jaunty path
#

no when I bite people they scream and call the police

south valve
#

gluttonous beast

jaunty path
#

In law it would basically make the public a buffet

dire kayak
#

im voting you for president

jaunty path
#

Like I need to bite into the muscle

amber delta
#

im voring the president

twin flower
#

i imagine they flex and it hurts your teeth

dire kayak
jaunty path
twin flower
#

fair nuff

amber delta
dire kayak
#

hmmm

jaunty path
#

if I bite someone

dire kayak
#

i think i have plans for tonight

jaunty path
#

would I allowed to pull

#

like

#

yank like a dog

#

like shake my head about

lilac crag
jaunty path
#

💀

#

lmao

dire kayak
twin flower
#

huh KEKW_ogryn

lilac crag
#

sorry I'm at work

#

I'm grumpy

jaunty path
#

Alex do you agree I should be allowed to bite people without consequence

lilac crag
#

110%

#

I even have a candidate for you

jaunty path
#

who

lilac crag
#

goober

dire kayak
#

i am the one who bites

delicate vapor
#

partially

dire kayak
#

i feel very feral at the moment

little marten
#

War

dire kayak
#

famine

twin flower
#

pestilence

hidden whale
#

throwable

lilac crag
#

portable

hidden whale
#

||I just made spaghetti with basil marinara and mozzarella||

dire kayak
jaunty path
#

goober is a blitz?

dire kayak
#

you throw me and i just devour the nearest elite nene_smile

feral vessel
#

Good morning Hive Tertium.
Yesterday's bodycount managed to rise up to a record-breaking eleven-thousand as a consequence of overzealous Arbites.

twin flower
#

merp with the morning tertium news

#

when are we getting our hotshot lasguns Guarded

feral vessel
dire kayak
#

in buttons but still

feral vessel
#

hmm is it a good idea to download stalker anomaly on my god-awful shitty notebook?

dire kayak
#

kayex watching me stumble up to the armoury with 3 ordo dockets and a button asking for the helbore lasgun

amber delta
#

anyone wants to hop on Highguard?

feral vessel
hasty sky
#

'for the good old times'

feral vessel
#

sounds fancier

twin flower
#

is that scottish

rancid shore
#

Sup tiders

dire kayak
#

haiiiii

#

mrrrp :3

feral vessel
feral vessel
#

hi hello

#

hhi

thick coyote
#

Where was you when they killed Highguard

#

I was at home eating Doritos

#

When I saw the message

amber delta
#

I was at home playing sharttide

thick coyote
#

Highguard kill

#

No

feral vessel
#

i was at home uhh

#

playing something

#

(better)

visual vortex
#

I was

#

Sleeping

#

Becsuse i didnt care like concord

feral vessel
#

FUCK I'm starting to regret not picking up that hard copy of Concord I saw in Bratislava

#

that shi would've been an artifact

visual vortex
#

Highgusrd went out with a whimper

#

At least concord had shitty character designs and voice lines to laugh at

thick coyote
feral vessel
#

I mean imo Highguard was the most generic hero shooter to come out in the last decade.

#

like. literally just a bundle of tropes from shit that's already been made.

visual vortex
#

"I GOTCH U"
-A giant teenage mutant ninja turtle woman with purple blue lipstick

dire kayak
#

they could've just made titanfall 3 and made billions nene_weary

visual vortex
#

They wouldve ruined it

#

Let's admit it

feral vessel
#

I mean if they made Titanfall 3,

#

i wouldn't be much of a titanfall game anymore

visual vortex
#

Anyone that made titanfall 2 has 100% been fired or left

feral vessel
#

(most of the original team left by this point)

visual vortex
#

We need Karol

#

Get rid of the experienced writer

#

Replace it with Karol

lilac crag
#

no one would really like playing against titans nowadays

visual vortex
#

She understands the marvel quippy humor

lilac crag
#

I remember chuds complaining about titanfall pvp cus of titans

#

just go play normal pvp stupid

dire kayak
visual vortex
#

Also buzzword buzzword

lilac crag
visual vortex
#

This means it's a serious statement guys

visual vortex
#

Just sometimes

#

We cant get everything we want from a game

dire kayak
visual vortex
#

And sometimes developers know best

#

Like fatshark not putting in stupid fucking ideas this server suggests

feral vessel
#

'if you guys made ultrakill it would suck ass'

visual vortex
#

What

#

It probably would

feral vessel
#

finnish guy that's the director of ultrakill

hasty sky
visual vortex
#

I feel like a game community can either become healthy

#

Or just a massive tumor

thick coyote
visual vortex
#

Or like a swollen appendix

feral vessel
dire kayak
visual vortex
visual vortex
fading otter
visual vortex
#

Trust me

feral vessel
visual vortex
#

We're still waitin' baby new vegas

lilac crag
#

content creators influence a community much more than they think

visual vortex
#

Still waitinng

lilac crag
#

especially when it's moderately sized

visual vortex
#

Content creators also can drag a game with it

lilac crag
feral vessel
visual vortex
#

I will never touch ultrakill

feral vessel
#

not everyone is feminine enough to enjoy it

visual vortex
#

How the hell are people getting thirsty over a robot

#

I swear

lilac crag
#

I just like being a dopamine fiend

feral vessel
#

don't know why it's taken as a community matte-of-fact

visual vortex
#

If you put in a faceless character that isnt ever gendered the worst tumors will gravitate towards it

feral vessel
#

nobody finds v1 or v2 attractive in the slightest

visual vortex
#

Example is pyro from tf2

dire kayak
#

i love ultrakill but i had people ruin it for me

feral vessel
#

Don't.

thick coyote
dire kayak
#

i used to be really good at it too nene_weary

hasty sky
#

I will never play ultrakill because its visual effects are extremely uncomfortable to look at

visual vortex
#

That too

dire kayak
hasty sky
#

I try to peep some gameplay and my brain yells at me "turn that shit off you're gonna get a seizure"

feral vessel
#

i fucking hated gluttony

thick coyote
#

That easy?

#

Why am I on that easy level

#

😭

feral vessel
#

I spent an hour fighting 1st Gabriel for fucks sake

visual vortex
lilac crag
#

idk about v1 or v2 but I fiend for minos

feral vessel
thick coyote
feral vessel
#

And that's fine.

feral vessel
lilac crag
#

I have that image but genchat perms wont let me send

hasty sky
dire kayak
feral vessel
#

Does this irritate you? I can stop if you wish.

dire kayak
lilac crag
#

poutyface

dire kayak
#

i beat gabriel on my 4th try

hasty sky
thick coyote
feral vessel
#

like i always do

#

fucking stupid sergal

hasty sky
#

But here's the asker

visual vortex
#

But here's the kicker

dire kayak
dire kayak
thick coyote
lilac crag
visual vortex
feral vessel
thick coyote
dire kayak
thick coyote
visual vortex
feral vessel
lilac crag
dire kayak
feral vessel
#

DO NOT lock Alexander in a room with the FNaF animatronics.

lilac crag
visual vortex
lilac crag
feral vessel
thick coyote
dire kayak
lilac crag
#

when I think of robots I think of like

#

armored core 6 ones

feral vessel
#

I'm going to keep using internet/religious buzzwords until you find it our yourself.

feral vessel
#

What about the Think Tanks from Old World Blues?

dire kayak
feral vessel
#

What do you think about them.

lilac crag
#

I don't think, period

feral vessel
#

Then you aren't

#

cogito ergo sum doesn't apply to this shi

lilac crag
#

I'm not smart enough for this rn

visual vortex
thick coyote
#

Why don't you go and cogito ergo some bitches 🗣️

dire kayak
visual vortex
#

You sure?

dire kayak
#

hmp

visual vortex
#

🤨

lilac crag
dire kayak
#

i try to,,,,

feral vessel
dire kayak
#

i look up to those writers

feral vessel
#

I could help..

#

I think

#

i write grimdark

dire kayak
#

yaaayyyy

feral vessel
#

On the side. Definitely not my main focus as a writer.

dire kayak
#

id have to tell you like

#

everything

#

but still ill ask for help if i need it

feral vessel
#

that's fine i regularly do that to people that make the mistake good move of talking to me

thick coyote
lilac crag
#

I used to write a small novel with a friend

feral vessel
#

Why is everyone such a fucking asshole at this hour,.

lilac crag
thick coyote
dire kayak
feral vessel
#

I can't reckon I can name many people who enjoy talking to me (for a myriad of reasons)

lilac crag
#

people love talking to me

#

not for any good reasons, but it's talk, still

dire kayak
feral vessel
#

That's good, too, I think.

#

I mean I guess we could talk too, if you want (which you obviously don't).

lilac crag
dire kayak
lilac crag
feral vessel
#

I see, entirely understandable choice, nephew.

delicate vapor
#

god i need a shower

dire kayak
delicate vapor
#

TO SHOWER I GO

#

foolish

feral vessel
#

nurglite struggling to not convert faith (again)

lilac crag
#

robots don't shower

delicate vapor
#

oil change

feral vessel
#

are there any actual cases of heretics converting back to imperial faith

dire kayak
delicate vapor
lilac crag
feral vessel
#

why can't I get pats,

delicate vapor
feral vessel
#

i am starved of pats

dire kayak
dire kayak
feral vessel
#

I deserve pats too.

lilac crag
dire kayak
#

why did i say plague marine i meant death guard

lilac crag
#

I'm much more comfortable with goober

feral vessel
#

o,

dire kayak
feral vessel
#

I understand, I think.

#

FUCK I'm stupid.

delicate vapor
dire kayak
#

im not an acquaintance,,,,

lilac crag
#

you???????

delicate vapor
lilac crag
#

DID I PAT YOU

#

I'm sorry

#

I'm at work

#

I didn't double check

lilac crag
feral vessel
#

Fuck is going on anymore.

delicate vapor
#

randomly pats a traitor astartes

dire kayak
delicate vapor
#

hmm

feral vessel
dire kayak
#

they don't know im secretly the 5th chaos god

delicate vapor
feral vessel
#

oh look anomaly is downloaded

delicate vapor
#

youtuber anomaly

feral vessel
#

the stalker, anomaly.

#

boutta torture my 11 year old notebook wit dis

dire kayak
delicate vapor
#

30 days

dire kayak
#

my cat is exactly like me
she gets jealous if i pet another cat

lyric frigate
lilac crag
rain pilot
#

Good morning all

dire kayak
rain pilot
#

Do you think there is a dating site for the mentally ill

thick coyote
rain pilot
#

Just asking for a friend

thick coyote
#

Yeah it's called [DELETED BY ADMINS]

#

And you can find it at [DELETED BY ADMINS]

feral vessel
#

chat which faction am i gonna play in anomaly..

rain pilot
#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
drops to knees

thick coyote
#

Real talk though

#

Idk

#

Seems a bit tricky

rain pilot
#

I want to date someone as crazy as me

#

Since well

#

I don't want normal dealing with this