general-chat

[feral vessel]

The Chalice.

slaanesh has cursed you with raging thirst

[rain pilot]

I got bored reading the book

[feral vessel]

british guy idfk

[rain pilot]

I just listen to Robert Greene instead

[feral vessel]

brainrotted..

smh

[winged oasis]

yandere sim is still being made???

[sleek harness]

You know, this topic is getting boring

And making you look dumber

[winged oasis]

holy sht just kill the project lmao

[shy sandal]

It's like that book... Uh... What's it called? The one that is about censorship... Man if only i knew the name

[rain pilot]

The 48 laws of power is a good audiobook

[winged oasis]

literally 1984

[feral vessel]

I don't know what you're taking about. I thought we weren't talking about 1984 for this entire time.

[shy sandal]

Ofc it is, why wouldn't it be?

[winged oasis]

idk, its old asf?

[feral vessel]

good answer nephew

[rain pilot]

[south valve]

He also wrote that one about the animals

[dire kayak]

meow

[feral vessel]

skaven being a brat

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

as always

[south valve]

Peppa Pig

[feral vessel]

Merp??

[south valve]

classic novel

[sleek harness]

Yandere dev use or used to threaten people who tried to make remake projects or similar games to Yandere Simulator

[feral vessel]

Mrrp

[dire kayak]

[shy sandal]

Yandere simulator is to yandere dev the same as Sonichu is to Chris Chan

It's their magnum opus

[feral vessel]

wild comparison

[shy sandal]

Never to be unfinished

[feral vessel]

yet not entirely untrue

both are lolcows, though, but i think chris deserves pity

yandere dev is just

fucking awful

no redeeming qualities or reasons for pity

dirty 4channer

[ancient violet]

What's worse

The Incels or kiwifarms

[shy sandal]

Chris Chan is a case study on what happens when you let the internet guide a mentally ill adult

[feral vessel]

Don't forget awful, enabling parents, and an even worse education system.

[sleek harness]

Orca fans

Like, it's the stupidest animal ever

[feral vessel]

(seriously i think school fucked up chris chan even more than he already was at that point)

[south valve]

What are kiwifarms?

[ancient violet]

Kiwifarms is a site that worships lol cows

[shy sandal]

He was offered to go into a special needs school but his parents refused to let him in because they didn't want Chris to be "Labeled as (R word)"

[south valve]

Right

[feral vessel]

something like 4chan but 'more coherent'

whatever that means

[dire kayak]

i can eat him for you

[feral vessel]

wonderful

[shy sandal]

Gossip forum solely based on cataloguing the missfortune of people who post themselves online for entertainment purposes

[sleek harness]

I think he's poisonous

[feral vessel]

So, all in all, I'd consider Chris Chan to be a far better case than Yandere dev.

[sleek harness]

Don't

[south valve]

Sounds worse than 4chan tbh

[feral vessel]

Yandere dev fucked himself up voluntarily.

[south valve]

if such a low is possible

[feral vessel]

He's the sole reason behind his downfall.

[dire kayak]

im willing to take that risk

[rain pilot]

Chris fucked his mom

[sleek harness]

Worthy sacrifice then

[feral vessel]

4chan is the 11th circle of hell after britain tf you on about

[ancient violet]

Basically Kiwifarms is where people have a moral circle jerk of degrading morally questionable people on the internet to make themselves feel better

[feral vessel]

right that happened

pretty sure he was coerced into it

by the idea guys (TM)

[south valve]

Maybe I'm just ignorant?

[south valve]

good god

[sleek harness]

How yall changed the topic that quickly to Chris Chan

[dire kayak]

what?

im gonna need some context

[rain pilot]

Skaven what them eyes look like up close

[sleek harness]

Theres 6 lore videos about Chris Chan

Pick a number and I will send the link

[feral vessel]

the idea guys are a group responsible for influencing chris chan for the last few years

[rain pilot]

Send the documentary

[feral vessel]

organized group of trolls

[shy sandal]

Chris was still a bigot, creep, racist, immature, pervert, manipulator and someone with a massive inflated ego

[sleek harness]

1 from 6

Dumbass

[feral vessel]

Still good point.

[sleek harness]

Red

[rain pilot]

67

[feral vessel]

i think i fell out of chris chan lore

[south valve]

Death.

[feral vessel]

on account that i genuinely felt pity for the man

[rain pilot]

78

[feral vessel]

Or.. woman, I guess.

[dire kayak]

who is chris chan?

[feral vessel]

Calling them a man feels unkind now.

[sleek harness]

Goober

[feral vessel]

christian weston chandler
pretty sure it's 'christine weston chandler' now

[sleek harness]

He made Sonichu

Obviously a unique OC trust

[ancient violet]

There is one person that haunts my dreams

||Onision||

[dire kayak]

i don't know what that is

im so clueless

[rain pilot]

We are now going into the philosophy of what is self aware

[sleek harness]

Pikachu and Sonic fusion

[ancient violet]

Ew philosophy

I'm a Hegelian 😈

[rain pilot]

A what

[feral vessel]

orcka yet again lowering the collective IQ in this chat below acceptable levels

[shy sandal]

I remember he harassed the winners of a Rappa Parappa contest because they won instead of him. And he was planning to use the prize (2 ps3s and a trip to washington) to "seduce" a girl who had told him before to stop touching her inappropriately or they would have to cut contact.

[dire kayak]

[rough verge]

helgen? damhn impreilas

[south valve]

Hegel sounds really daunting to get into

[ancient violet]

I do my part

[dire kayak]

[rain pilot]

The fuck is a hegel

[south valve]

He's a philosopher

[sleek harness]

Thats why I should take the lead of General chat

[feral vessel]

Did not hear about the 2nd part of that story to be fair.

[sleek harness]

Don't ❌ me

[ancient violet]

First time reading Hegel: "I don't get it"

500th time reading Hegel: "I don't get it"

[feral vessel]

only heard that she was super pissed about someone else winning

[shy sandal]

Didn't he apologize later on and the girl completely cut contact with him?

[south valve]

Fair

[rain pilot]

I'm pissed we don't get to put people in town squares to tomatoes anymore

[sleek harness]

No that would be worse than jail

[feral vessel]

Don't recall, the only bits of Christory which i can consistently recall are the more central parts.

Like the love quest or Sonichu.

[rain pilot]

[dire kayak]

yandere simulator is so much worse than i thought

[ancient violet]

We do, it's called Kiwi farms

[rain pilot]

Can we talk about something more

[sleek harness]

Funnily enough, Yandere Dev technically finished it

The second mode

[rain pilot]

Not pitiful

[shy sandal]

I've been rewatching the "Comprehensive History" series out of curiosity

[feral vessel]

i get my info from this one dude..

Wallaby

yeah

[dire kayak]

i managed to full combo envy baby on expert

[south valve]

Who's your favourite philosopher?

if you are actually into it(?)

[feral vessel]

does SsethTzeentach count

[south valve]

Uhhh

can't say I've heard of them

[rain pilot]

I am talking about the videogame dev yandree

[feral vessel]

Well, we have to fix that immediately, petal.

[south valve]

Oh okay

[sleek harness]

SM2 12 patch isn't that great

[south valve]

sorry

[feral vessel]

..not that I'm going to force you or anything.

[rain pilot]

My favourite so far as I am getting into it is Nietche

[south valve]

Ooo

he's good

[feral vessel]

had a subway footlong for the first time today

you fuckers eat this weekly?

[south valve]

Well, I am curious

[feral vessel]

Juuus search 'im up on YT.
Does good videos.

[ancient violet]

I can't say it because I will get banned 😈

[shy sandal]

Geno Samuel is the only one i can tolerate, and maybe kiwi tapes.

The rest of them do that cringy thing where they stop the video and go

"Erm, can you believe this guys? I mean, oh my God Erm Awkward, i would NEVER EVER do that, I'm the good guy here, matter of fact let me rant for 5 minutes about how good i am-"

Like shut the fuck and stop moral groundstanding

[south valve]

Okay

[feral vessel]

I like wallaby because he's an unapologetic asshole, but he's straight to the point.

otherwise i agree that the market for christory coverage is oversatured with people that don't take the thing seriously enough

[dire kayak]

[tired inlet]

Hegelian dialectics are fine for writing essays and reports in high school and undergrad, but philosophical applications in contemporaneous thought would make you come off as some sort of "Enlightened Centrist" asshole who sniffs their own farts and.. well.. we got an achievement for that: https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxi1K_mM9UnjyEAPc9Qq0JpyurgAdMHV7f

[shy sandal]

I learned Hegelian dialetics because of Caesar's Legion

[feral vessel]

politics mentioned prepare to have your knees shattered

[shy sandal]

[feral vessel]

You did what because of what?

[tired inlet]

and he had brain cancer and absolutely was in love with his own farts

[dire kayak]

by me

i eat the knees

[shy sandal]

One of Caesar's main talking points on why the Legion needs to exist revolves around hegelian dialetics, so i got curious and searched about it online

[feral vessel]

Aw, you're so sweet for doing that, petal.

i should really stop using that word,

it feels unkind, somehow.

[shy sandal]

I do like how they try to make a convincing point on why the Legion is the solution to the wasteland, even if i disagree entirely with them.

Gives the villain reasoning and purpose to what they do

[feral vessel]

True.

as much as i dislike the legion they have valid talking points

[jaunty path]

Wheres my servitor

[shy sandal]

The Legion wants to do what Rome did to Europe. Strip them off of any individuality and unite them under one banner by fear, so the region becomes stable enough for in the future a new system is able to be implemented.

[feral vessel]

Oh god, she's here.

Hide your potted plants.

[sleek harness]

Are you Missus?

Genuine question

[feral vessel]

What?

[sleek harness]

You remind me of her

[feral vessel]

Missus prolly likes the fucking legion because crucifiction is hot or something.

[sleek harness]

Don't seem to know why

[jaunty path]

what legion exactly

[feral vessel]

i mean valid comparison

[sleek harness]

Fallout New Vegas legion

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

The one who enslave woman

[dire kayak]

servitorize me

[feral vessel]

crow and crow will sit beside one another

[jaunty path]

absolutely not

I am not scooping your brains out

[sleek harness]

No, it's more like crow and raven

With Missus being the raven

[jaunty path]

You are getting a teddy bear servitor

[shy sandal]

And also banned all the drugs. Which, come on

[feral vessel]

don't forget that Ceasar has a personal auto-doc though

[sleek harness]

How is their leader with brain damage supposed to feel better then

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path Pet me.

[jaunty path]

l m a o

[sleek harness]

Missus the Destroyer, don't pet the simp

[feral vessel]

What's so funny?

It's a request, based on mutual benefit.

[sleek harness]

What is Missus getting

[jaunty path]

don't call me a floret
"pet me"

[shy sandal]

They aren't adverse to technology. Just avoid the over reliance to them, so, only use guns and machinery sparingly

[feral vessel]

That word is very unkind.

[jaunty path]

Not unkind it just makes you crave plants more

man

[feral vessel]

I have a pass,

[jaunty path]

I need to get tf off tro

[feral vessel]

because i'm a furry.

[jaunty path]

a gay furry as well.

[feral vessel]

Yes. Get off.

[sleek harness]

Merp is a man?

[feral vessel]

Think about what you said here today.

[jaunty path]

surprisingly, yes he is a man

[feral vessel]

why are the like 3 people that suspect me of being a woman

[dire kayak]

pet me too

:3

[jaunty path]

pats ur head

[dire kayak]

YAY

[feral vessel]

Seriously?

[sleek harness]

I didn't said that I believed that you were a woman

[feral vessel]

Fucker.

[sleek harness]

That was a long time ago

[shy sandal]

Auto doc. But even then, without the courier's intervention he always dies

[jaunty path]

You're only good for kicking

[feral vessel]

Fucker.

[sleek harness]

I just believe that you aren't a man and instead a interdimensional being that wants to kill me in specific

[whole glade]

you know what. puts estrogen in your stimms

[sleek harness]

That's evil

How could you

[whole glade]

Good.

[sleek harness]

Evil equals jail

And then

Death

[jaunty path]

sergals no killer

[sleek harness]

And then Hell

[whole glade]

By putting it in the stimms duh.

[jaunty path]

huge push over

[sleek harness]

Hell bad I been there

[feral vessel]

Not in my trans arc.

[dire kayak]

meeee nexttttt

[feral vessel]

Not yet.

[sleek harness]

Have you seem him kill?

[feral vessel]

hev suit voice
Estrogen administered.

[whole glade]

THATS TOO DAMN BAD

[dire kayak]

gimmeee

[jaunty path]

He likes to write about plants dying so yes

[feral vessel]

Dude.

Or dudette.

Control yourself.

[sleek harness]

That's a interesting form of addition

[jaunty path]

He has

reasons

valid ones

[whole glade]

Me when uhhh

[jaunty path]

ones you should tease him for

[whole glade]

i have half a sammich

[feral vessel]

Yes?

That is great.

Give me a fourth of it, if you'd be so kind.

[whole glade]

honey ham, american cheese and mayo

[sleek harness]

Merp tell me where this plant lover thing started

[feral vessel]

Like, a year ago?

on ao3 prolly

[whole glade]

i can only have half a sammich….thats more than half my meal…

[feral vessel]

a fourth of the half, I meant

[whole glade]

oh okiii

[sleek harness]

So it's reemerging bullying or

[dire kayak]

i eat plants

they're yummy

[jaunty path]

Wow stealing someones food. you sure do love starvation

accord shill

[sleek harness]

Goober you don't want to know what Merp puts in them

[jaunty path]

he doesnt put anything in them

[dire kayak]

people pay me to just devour weeds and moss and mold in their houses and gardens and it's great

[sleek harness]

Doesn't he take care of plants?

Doesn't he give them water?

[feral vessel]

they're full of yucky things that are bad for you.

[feral vessel]

Ask missus.

[jaunty path]

Hate love relationship

[feral vessel]

Isn't it 'love hate', Missus?

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel eat ur vegetables

[feral vessel]

no

[sleek harness]

1 week without water for not responding back to his question

[feral vessel]

you're not my..

I'll stop right there.

[shy sandal]

Guys what should i buy for my Bday?

FoundryVTT license, or Anniversary Edition Fallout 4?

[dire kayak]

too late

i ate all the vegetables

[feral vessel]

fallout 4

[dire kayak]

buurrp

[jaunty path]

what the heck is the first part

[sleek harness]

Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

[jaunty path]

very good

[shy sandal]

I'll kill you

[jaunty path]

[feral vessel]

Mrrrp

Merp.

Yip yip.

[sleek harness]

KCD2 is rhe better option ngl

Fallout 4 is mid

[feral vessel]

fallout 4 is moddable

[shy sandal]

It's a program that lets me play tabletop rpgs with my frens

[feral vessel]

Boutta burst. I shouldn't have eaten three pancakes..

[jaunty path]

Oh table top sim thingy...uhhh which has more happiness long term

[sleek harness]

I wouldn't want to buy all the DLCs just to be able to download a mod that is supposed to be a fix to bugs

Yeah thats real

[shy sandal]

Been thinking of upgrading to anniversary and then downgrading again so i can keep all the goodies from Creation Club

[sleek harness]

The bug fix mod needs all the DLCs to work

[feral vessel]

oh right next gen update

is that a call to dethrone todd yet

i think he's uh

overstayed his welcome.

[sleek harness]

He's on the list together with Roblox's CEO

[feral vessel]

rostein files

[shy sandal]

The people who made UFO4P need to be put down.

They just be throwing random shit as requirements atp

[sleek harness]

Also did you saw the horror made images of Roblox's CEO on Twitter not long ago?

Pretty mad funny

[feral vessel]

yes

I did.

Fuck, Ruben Sim is active again.

[shy sandal]

And no other option besides a singular one

[sleek harness]

Was Ruben Sim unbanned yet

[feral vessel]

i think he's active off-platform

[sleek harness]

I totally forgot about that movement

[feral vessel]

and uses an IP switcher to keep making accounts

[tired inlet]

that some sort of mothership zeta thing?

[sleek harness]

Well damn

Roblox protecting predators

[shy sandal]

I don't want to snore halfway into a combat encounter, thank you very much

[feral vessel]

I mean, last time I checked,

Ruben has successfully caused at least two predators to get arrested IRl

[dire kayak]

literally me,,,,

[feral vessel]

by catfishing them into meeting up

[sleek harness]

Dude come on it's fun

It's like SM2 combat, looks unfun but very fun when you actually play it

[feral vessel]

uhh

[sleek harness]

Shut up

[feral vessel]

Felvidek is KCD2 but equally as good

play Felvidek

[sleek harness]

What the hell is Felvidek

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2299900/Felvidek/

set in 16th century slovakia

(SLOVAKIA MENTIONED RAHH)

[neon agate]

I keep forgetting I ned to play KCD2

[hazy kestrel]

Correction: SM2 combat looks fun but is actually unfun.

[shy sandal]

It's a patch that is a hard requirement to a bunch of other performance mods. But they currently force you to have:

All DLCs and All Next Gen content downloaded to work.

They don't give you any optional files for people who don't own the DLC or didn't want to update after the Next Gen patch

[neon agate]

Sergal wtf is that tag

[shy sandal]

It's so dumb

[feral vessel]

It's honest.

That's what.

[neon agate]

You love a**? or you are a##?

[feral vessel]

Little bit of either depending on who you ask, to me only the former.

also I think you should say 'you are an ass'

[dire kayak]

i tried to play KCD2 multiple times but genuinely couldn't get into it

[neon agate]

Okay good. As long as you are doing good friend

[dire kayak]

you're amazing merp don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[neon agate]

I have heard really good things about it, and I know some people had an outcry when E33 won best rpg and not that

[sleek harness]

That one crackhead that is very anti good looking?

[sleek harness]

Shut up

[feral vessel]

I think you're mistaking us for someone else.

Prolly Hungarians.

[shy sandal]

I have all the DLC and Next Gen stuff. But it gets annoying to deal with when they keepung adding new requirements every update

[feral vessel]

hungarians fit that desription quite well

(obligatory middle european racism)

[sleek harness]

I forgot to add "game" after crackhead

[feral vessel]

Awh, thanks petal.

[sleek harness]

Merp why do you have a relationship with plants

[feral vessel]

I suggest you don't look into it unless you want to be unkindly surprised.

[sleek harness]

Is it bad or wholesome

[feral vessel]

I like you enough to consider you worthy of protection, you should value this.

[sleek harness]

That's favorism

[feral vessel]

Be thankful you're on the correct side of favorism, then.

[neon agate]

That is not favorism that's just being a good friend

And also a good person

[sleek harness]

Theres a bad side of rhe favorism?

What is it? Evil favorism?

[feral vessel]

Not being favourite.

[sleek harness]

So not favorism?

[feral vessel]

No.

[dire kayak]

am i the favourite?

[feral vessel]

Yer one of them, for sure.

[dire kayak]

YAAAYYYY

[sleek harness]

Also Merp you are scaring me by adding . at the end

Is it that god damn serious?

[feral vessel]

I'm always serious.

I don't know why you're acting like this is some sort of seldom occurance.

[sleek harness]

Not 10 minutes ago

[feral vessel]

fuck

[jaunty path]

periods have aura

[visual vortex]

Am i a favorite?

[feral vessel]

Don't take that out of context.

[sleek harness]

Don't do a GW move and say that you always been serious

[feral vessel]

Of course you are.

[visual vortex]

Sweet

[jaunty path]

[sleek harness]

Who is the favorite of the favorite

[dire kayak]

my commas have more aura,,,,

[jaunty path]

noh dey don

[feral vessel]

Well, that's a question for the favourite.

[sleek harness]

Who is the favorite

[feral vessel]

AKA, you! And Missus. And Goober. And Ollpheist. And A few others.

[sleek harness]

Man

Didn't knew we were a hivemind

[visual vortex]

Wait why am i a favorite

[sleek harness]

No, we are the same person

Look at yourself

[feral vessel]

Beeecause I think you're cool.

[visual vortex]

I am infested with brain worms and come on here to fuck eith peope

[sleek harness]

Eith peope

[visual vortex]

I cant spell

My dog just died and it rlly has been messing with me

[feral vessel]

That's fine.

We all have our duties.

[neon agate]

Oh...

[feral vessel]

Self-inflicted or otherwise.

[neon agate]

I understand that feeling friend

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[feral vessel]

Oh, I'm sorry for your dog.

[neon agate]

It's hard

[dire kayak]

i come on here to be a dumbass kitty who eats random objects

[feral vessel]

I hope you don't feel too bad, but I understand if you do.

[visual vortex]

He was 56 years old

His name was Scooby-Doo...

He got hit by a green van...

[feral vessel]

y

y-

You dare exploit our goodwill like this?

[visual vortex]

And the driver yelled: "ZOINKS"

[visual vortex]

I couldnt help it

[neon agate]

Ollpheist

You are losing frog privileges

[jaunty path]

opinions on skibidi toilet?

[neon agate]

Who wants a second frog?

I have a spare one

[jaunty path]

me

[feral vessel]

What is. A skibidi.

[neon agate]

Okay cool

[feral vessel]

And. Can I flort it.

[visual vortex]

A what?

[neon agate]

Here you go

[jaunty path]

hmm

ive got rum here

but dont think I want to drink it soon. I sort of crave it but at the same time I want to save it for as long as I can..

[feral vessel]

I think, Missus, you might have an alcohol problem.

But maybe that's just because we don't have the full picture.

[jaunty path]

You're from a slavic country

[visual vortex]

Drink more

[jaunty path]

ok

time to

drink

all of my rum

[visual vortex]

You need water to stay healthy

[jaunty path]

and shit my liver out

[feral vessel]

Yeah, so I know a thing or two about it.

Dum-dum.

[dire kayak]

meow

[neon agate]

I don't drink. I indulge in something else

[jaunty path]

What makes you think i got a drinking issue

[neon agate]

Looking at frog images

[dire kayak]

i play pjsk when i feel like drinking

[feral vessel]

Having a craving for alcohol or any addictive substance generally makes me believe someone has an issue.

[dire kayak]

i keep gambling in the gatcha with hopes of getting a 4* nene kusanagi

[jaunty path]

fair enough

I really just want the taste

I really

really love putting it in my tea

[neon agate]

WTF is pjsk?

[dire kayak]

project sekai

[jaunty path]

I put just a bit of it in my tea and it tastes 3x nicer.

but

[dire kayak]

vocaloid mobile rhythm game

[fair bridge]

ranting at my bf about my increasing despise of gamers while we literally sit here playing games together

[jaunty path]

I don't want it to go away fast

[fair bridge]

this is not cash money

[neon agate]

OH! Got it thank you

[visual vortex]

Parrot juice squeezed klean

[dire kayak]

stabs you with hammers

[feral vessel]

HI @fair bridge !!!

HELO HII

[neon agate]

Stabbing people with hammers is awesome

OH IT'S MALLOW

[dire kayak]

yaaayy mallow

[feral vessel]

How do you stab someone with a blunt weapon?

[visual vortex]

Stabs you with my absurdly long crusty yellw big toe nail

[neon agate]

I DON'T HAVE A WAVE STICKER

[dire kayak]

[neon agate]

I got this

[cosmic burrow]

Proper talking. Good bf

[fair bridge]

ur in da hd2 discord u have it

[feral vessel]

hi magisterr

[neon agate]

This is my latest sticker

[feral vessel]

EVERYONE IS HERE

Yay..

[neon agate]

OH FOOK YOU ARE RIGHT

[dire kayak]

im always here

[fair bridge]

he's fighting bots on hd2

he looks like he's having a horrible time

god speed

[neon agate]

I am available I am just busy with College

[cosmic burrow]

Get him off hd2

And into dt

[dire kayak]

we should do something together

[cosmic burrow]

Or deadlock

[neon agate]

I dm people lots lol

[cosmic burrow]

Or farming simulator

[neon agate]

OH SURE! I go on spring break this week

On Thursday night

[fair bridge]

i feel bad because i think i genuinely turned him off this game with the amount of bitching i do about the community to him

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

When i dm people

[feral vessel]

oh, right

[neon agate]

I got uhhh

[fair bridge]

i don't think he'd like it that much anyway, might make him motion sick

[visual vortex]

It is usually to tell them that they are shit at games

[neon agate]

I got to beat Nioh 3 over break

Hopefully

[cosmic burrow]

Well done girl

[visual vortex]

And to never play it again

[cosmic burrow]

Then drg maybe

[visual vortex]

Wait did u bitch sbout Darktide's community?

Because if so

Valid

[feral vessel]

GOOOD EVENING HIVE TERTIUM!
Today's body count has been ten-thousand and three hundred eighty heretics, with over half of that down in the Torrent. This impressive tally is the current record for most-heretics-killed in the last week or so.

[fair bridge]

we love drg, still need to play more of the new update

[fair bridge]

ya

[visual vortex]

Please

Shit talk us more

[fair bridge]

ok!!!!!

i don't mean people here necessarily btw

mostly the forums

i've shown him some great posts

[visual vortex]

This community is like a swollen appendix that will never burst and infect your other organs

[cosmic burrow]

8th aniversary started today

[fair bridge]

oh yeah

i need to hop on after midterms

[dire kayak]

you all are really cool im so happy i joined this server

[jade stump]

Mugs up for that, Karl approves of our hard work

[cosmic burrow]

I need to find time to play drg

[jade stump]

The new seasons very cool

[feral vessel]

Is it true that twink death sets in around thirty?
Or is it a case-by-case basis thing.

[fair bridge]

i played the new update with some people here once, it was alright

i like the new bugs

[jaunty path]

maybe I should start drinking so I can be like ricky from trailer park boys

[cosmic burrow]

Simply because its match based it risky for me to play if its not the weekend

[fair bridge]

bf's 32 and he still looks great so idk. i think it's genetic

[dire kayak]

im 6,778,995 years old and i haven't experienced twink death yet

[fair bridge]

he's half puerto rican

[neon agate]

Oh goober I should ask what games you plaay lol

[fair bridge]

he's grown a fuckoff huge beard though and complains that he looks old like shave off that piece of shit maybe

[feral vessel]

Maybe.
I don't know my dad is 40 and he's just starting to bald so I'd hope that I end up lasting a bit longer.
Also not as hairy, maybe.

[dire kayak]

darktide, space marine 2, helldivers, mechanicus, that's pretty much it

[fair bridge]

there's tonnnnsssssss of treatments for baldness now

especially if you start early

[neon agate]

Okay I play 3 of those games. So we are good

[cosmic burrow]

Shaving speeds it up

Shave him Bald

[jade stump]

Noice, got to try out the new tech marine on SM2?

[fair bridge]

i think that's an old wives tale

[visual vortex]

Yes

[neon agate]

My friends have

[dire kayak]

[neon agate]

His turret's don't count towards damage

[dire kayak]

if i use i am experiencing an unbearable amount of joy that cannot be put into words

[neon agate]

His damage is super high, but the same survivabilityas tac

[jade stump]

That’s good to know, another buddy I was playing with was wondering that last night

[fair bridge]

yay!!

[neon agate]

Uhhh hold on let me grab the image that proves that

[feral vessel]

Goob,

how did you get so..

gooby.

And does the fact you act like a doll have anything to do with the fact that you are a doll (I presume).

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

🚔

[neon agate]

Goober hotline just is a girl that likes expressing herself

[dire kayak]

im just a short tgirl who is very silly so technically a doll

[visual vortex]

Haha

[neon agate]

So she just likes to do that

[visual vortex]

Runt

[neon agate]

Pretty nice to see people doing well here

I need to be here more lol. College been a lot though

[fair bridge]

i have three midterms tomorrow

im gonna explode

[neon agate]

I have one

[visual vortex]

I had test today

[neon agate]

Wait Mallow

Can you steal emojis?

[fair bridge]

yeah with vencord

[visual vortex]

I failed but stress is over

[fair bridge]

it's a plugin

[neon agate]

FOOK YOU STOLE THE FROG SPIN

[fair bridge]

jaja

[fair bridge]

frogy spin

spin spin spin!!!!

[neon agate]

[fair bridge]

[neon agate]

Nah you passed I bet

[fair bridge]

i take

[neon agate]

[dire kayak]

[fair bridge]

another fine addition to my collection

[visual vortex]

(I am stupid)

[neon agate]

WRONG

I BELIEVE

[dire kayak]

mallow wouldn't dare steal my daughter

[neon agate]

[fair bridge]

[neon agate]

Mallow will

[dire kayak]

stabs you with hammers

[visual vortex]

I hate chemistry

[fair bridge]

what the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neon agate]

Anit walter white

[visual vortex]

I like

Woodshop

[neon agate]

That is a funny sticker I use sometimes

[visual vortex]

And atuo

Auto

[fair bridge]

very good

[visual vortex]

Today i sanded a walnut wood wall plate

[neon agate]

It's pretty good yeah

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

And inhaled a bunch of very fine piles of wood

Sawdust

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Now i smell burnt and like wood

[dire kayak]

i like eating wood,,,, 🤤

wait that sounds wrong

[visual vortex]

I prefer the knots in the wood

[dire kayak]

i like eating trees

[visual vortex]

I think that's what they're called

[cosmic burrow]

When you sneeze a brown goop will come out

[neon agate]

That remindd me when I need to carry like 40 logs

[visual vortex]

They taste like firewood

[dire kayak]

eaten

[visual vortex]

Brown goop comes out if me anyways

[neon agate]

I think the side of them would probably kill you if you tried to eat them

[dire kayak]

i have a very resilient stomach i can eat gravity

[visual vortex]

What is the worst thing you've eaten?

[neon agate]

I don't eat lots unless it's the weekend

[dire kayak]

einsteinium

[neon agate]

I ate a guniea pig one time

It was when I went to Peru

[slim axle]

emperor protects

[visual vortex]

The green one?

[jade stump]

I appreciate that thanks

[neon agate]

It's in dms

[dire kayak]

orgustine zola my love

[visual vortex]

Zola so whiny

Wahhhh wahhh

[neon agate]

But in terms of effectiveness tech marine is awesome

[jade stump]

Thank you again Mr Lucio

[visual vortex]

My brother with a cleft lip got deported

Wahhh wahh

[neon agate]

I am going to wait to play him till people stop playing them

[neon agate]

You are welcome friend. Take a frog

I play heavy and bulwark both are pretiege 4. Then my third choice is vanguard

[dire kayak]

i love zola

[neon agate]

I got sniper to max, but I play smg sniper for fun

[jade stump]

I will ensure the frog stays comfy and moist in my care I like tactical myself cuz I like the inf grenades team perk

[dire kayak]

im whiny and people still love me

[neon agate]

If you like tac you will love tech

They share most of the same weapons

[visual vortex]

Not as whiny as zola

[neon agate]

You aren't whiny and plus you are a fun person to be around

[jade stump]

Already got a bad habit to double back for my sentries playing the techy given any circumstance, even when said circumstance doesn’t call for more daka

[visual vortex]

Space marine 2?

[jade stump]

Correct

[neon agate]

Once you get more upgrades for tech it becomes better

[neon agate]

CHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE

THANK YOU JAWA

[visual vortex]

They desperately need a new PR manager

[drowsy lynx]

Hell yes man you're welcome to save it for the weekend

[visual vortex]

Omfg their current one sucks hairy gorilla asshole

[drowsy lynx]

[neon agate]

I will. I am going on spring break next week

[neon agate]

I can heard the crunch

[dire kayak]

[dire kayak]

literally me

[neon agate]

Trust me being talkative is nice and people appreciate it a good amount

My friends tell me to speak more

I am one of the louder MFS you will hear

[dire kayak]

very glad to hear that

[neon agate]

I screamed so loud while my friends were watching my blood getting sucked by a girl vampire and they were laughing

Don't ask how that happened

It just did

[visual vortex]

What the fuck are you talking about

[neon agate]

People like me being loud so I am just taking an example

Like how my one friend locked me in a cage in wilds and made me fight two monsters on my own

[nocturne bloom]

You have cat ears?

[neon agate]

I was chew toy for monkeys

[dire kayak]

possiblyy :3

[neon agate]

OH HI RED

Wait what do I call you?

[nocturne bloom]

[dire kayak]

i call them lamia

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[neon agate]

@nocturne bloom is that accetpable?

Am I allowed to caall you Lamia?

[nocturne bloom]

I guess

[dire kayak]

[neon agate]

Do you prefer something else?

I want to make sure you are good with that name lol

[visual vortex]

https://youtu.be/IlrmORO1a_w?si=WocsGiuvUwMQBUnI

[nocturne bloom]

Go for it

[dire kayak]

the joy im feeling right now is definitely making up for the severe lack of it in february

[neon agate]

THANK YOU FRIEND

[neon agate]

Uhhhh if you ever want to feel joy just remember that people are gooning very hard to RE9 Leon

Like I have seen the posts

It's pretty fooking funny

[visual vortex]

Hunk is hotter

[neon agate]

Hunk is good, but not good as tofu

Tofu survived with only a knife

[visual vortex]

I hate tofu

And the anime moaning one

[nocturne bloom]

Besides, we all know what happens when im called things I dont like

[neon agate]

Uhh I don't

[visual vortex]

No we dont know what happens

[dire kayak]

:3

[neon agate]

I already thought of something to call Lamia to get them mad at me

[delicate vapor]

[drowsy lynx]

[nocturne bloom]

Oh nooooo dont call me names

[neon agate]

Bodycam off?

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[neon agate]

Oh no

Elios

Brother you can't be saying that

[dire kayak]

:3

[neon agate]

Wait Goober what classes do you play in Darktide and Sm2

[visual vortex]

Goober

You better pick a good fucking class.

[dire kayak]

i have every class at prestige 4 level 25 except for assault and tactical

im playing assault cause that's the one im levelling

[delicate vapor]

ok now GET them to 25

[neon agate]

I see, but which ones do you like playing the most?

[delicate vapor]

and i WILL help you get them to 25

[dire kayak]

heavy, sniper, assault and techmarine

[neon agate]

Okay cool. I am bulwark and heavy main lol

So now what about Darktide?

[dire kayak]

as a mechanicus lover i ADORE techmarine

[visual vortex]

Goober.

Pick a good class.

[dire kayak]

psyker main but im currently doing hive scum penances

[visual vortex]

I have a sudden influx of violent rage coursing through me.

[neon agate]

H**l yeah (there was no wrong answer lol, I don't judge people)

[dire kayak]

it's actual torture

[neon agate]

I'm arb with forceful, shield bash, and use shield and mace

I am the tank of the group with my friends lol

[neon agate]

You will get through it

[dire kayak]

i love break the line

[neon agate]

Fook yeah

[jaunty path]

u should give melee psyker a try

i'll show u the build I use

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[patent grove]

Heck yea

[jaunty path]

as melee psyker

I keep finding myself to be

the last person standing

:(

am I good or is it bc im psyker

[patent grove]

Both

[visual vortex]

Veteran best class

[patent grove]

Judging from my experience as a melee psyker

[thick fog]

Ogryn is the bestest

[delicate vapor]

just good

shrimple as

[patent grove]

@jaunty path how many hours have you played

[jaunty path]

im not sure if im that good. I can kill bulwarks a lot easier cuz its like 2 hits

in darktide as a whole?

uhh

845 hours

[nocturne bloom]

I have a screenshot from when I hit 696.9 hours

[jaunty path]

gay

[visual vortex]

😌

[patent grove]

I only got about 300ish hours i think, but melee psyker just feels really strong (and its a lot of fun)

[dire kayak]

i invade zealot chat

[nocturne bloom]

Invade?

[dire kayak]

showww

that's 200 more hours than i have

[visual vortex]

Zealot and psykers bad so they coexist to get good

[delicate vapor]

get on tactical

[paper bluff]

Everytime I get into a squad to do the event, it always ends in failure.

[visual vortex]

What classes are ur teammates using

[paper bluff]

Arbitor, hivescum. Those are the usual.

[visual vortex]

😌

[paper bluff]

Maybe Ogryn and psyker.

[visual vortex]

😌

[paper bluff]

I’ve found bots to be more reliable than players these days.

[dire kayak]

at least bots try to revive you

[visual vortex]

No

[nocturne bloom]

Bots saved my auric 5/5

[visual vortex]

Psykers, arbites, zealots, and most hice scum suck

[nocturne bloom]

Everyone went down, other 3 left and the bots revived me

[delicate vapor]

Bots being more useful

[nocturne bloom]

Yea best part is I did that entire mission with said bots

[delicate vapor]

i find bots in sm2 to be more useful than a MAXED OUT teammate

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

they never die

[delicate vapor]

sometimes

[nocturne bloom]

Sm2 always just felt like a more complicated gears of war to me

[visual vortex]

You know it's true

[dire kayak]

i play all of those

[lilac crag]

and you're cracked at them wtf

[visual vortex]

All?

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

But no Vet...

[dire kayak]

nuh uhhh

[lilac crag]

yuhuh

[nocturne bloom]

I always liked vet because it felt like I NEEDED to be fully conscious of what im doing

[visual vortex]

This is why I am the best darktide plater

Player

Plate

[delicate vapor]

is that so

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[thick fog]

Veteran is the real glass cannon class

[nimble bane]

Hey returning player here. should I skip the new campaign on a new character or does the campaign mission give extra reward/ experience for a faster leveling?

[dire kayak]

veteran is fun because i can use shovel and do bayonet charge

[dire kayak]

hmmm

road to no man's land?

[nocturne bloom]

I just do that irl

[lilac crag]

it does not give extra reward or experience afaik

[thick fog]

Campaign only gives you chronical order of the game story

[visual vortex]

And it is the best class

[nocturne bloom]

Seriously I didnt expect the bayonet for a mosin nagant to make the gun as tall as me

[thick fog]

It does help new players the routes

[dire kayak]

and fun missions

[paper bluff]

It took 12 hours yesterday to even get a successful run on the event with randoms.

[nimble bane]

Ok ty

[visual vortex]

Veteran best ranged and glass cannon class 😌

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat veteran

[visual vortex]

Plasma gun 🥰

[delicate vapor]

woah

[thick fog]

When was the last time you played the game?

[nocturne bloom]

Hi yes my name's Veteran

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

:3

[paper bluff]

I need that datamine lol. 4,000 would feed my next classes I intend to get to max.

[dire kayak]

-# nom :3

[nocturne bloom]

[nimble bane]

Just a little before arbites dlc was out

[paper bluff]

I just need one more successful run. Probably gonna take another 12 hours.

[thick fog]

Ah I see, game still about near same but if you want a complete refresh you can do the campaign to teach you the roots

Battle for tertium Campaign gives you more context to the story with new cutscenes and dialogue

It also has new mission modifiers tied to it

[nimble bane]

Oh ok I will do it to get a refresh

[south valve]

@hazy kestrel Plato literally wanted toxic yaois

"He should kiss and be kissed by each of them, that above all. And I propose an amendment to this law: for the duration of the campaign, no one he wants to kiss shall be allowed to refuse."

[delicate vapor]

[thick fog]

Campaign is fully optional and you can skip to get access for all missions straight up on rotation

[dire kayak]

literally me

[visual vortex]

Yea

[thick fog]

Though little warning there's a new event going on that increases Ogryn spawns and might be tough for new players

[visual vortex]

Normalize toxic relationships

[south valve]

I'm not sure about that

I just think this quote is funny

[visual vortex]

Never said it wasnt funny

[south valve]

Oh okay, mb

[visual vortex]

Seems like Plato got into the lead-contaminated water reserves

[amber delta]

normalise not normalising things

[south valve]

It does feel like that when reading him sometimes

He proposed this as a way to motivate soldiers

[honest sedge]

Been trying to make friends here and still finds it very difficult, feels like I’m reading news everytime

[south valve]

Discord thinks you're a spammer

or mine does, at least

[fluid gust]

likely a spammer

[lilac crag]

a strange phrase, also

[fluid gust]

warp manifestation

[long trench]

What does feels like news have to do with anything? Who is it trying to bait?

[lilac crag]

as in, always something happening

[fluid gust]

actually nothing ever happens

[visual vortex]

Rule one of Chudtopia: nothing ever happens

[lilac crag]

peculiar that the first half of the phrase is used as ai prompt to describe introverts..............

" still finds it very difficult........ "

[south valve]

Hm

[fluid gust]

@honest sedge what is your opinion on cows

[south valve]

[visual vortex]

@honest sedge are you a minority?

[lilac crag]

take note of the roles, too

she picked all

she? it

it, picked all

[fluid gust]

it's an openAI experiment clearly

[south valve]

Default username too

[lilac crag]

I say we incinerate the thing

it can't spread amongst us

[visual vortex]

I say

We develop

[fluid gust]

amongst

among

amogus?

[visual vortex]

A new slur for them

[lilac crag]

kills you with my bare hands

[south valve]

There is a traitor...

[fluid gust]

sussy...

[south valve]

among us

[visual vortex]

💸

[delicate vapor]

we becoming traitors

LETS GOOO

🔥

[south valve]

Death to the corpse worshippers

(but traitor)

[tired compass]

guys, is there any roadmap I can check out for this game?

[south valve]

For updates?

[visual vortex]

Tomorrow

Trust me

[visual vortex]

Actually

Wait

Tomorrow tomorrow

[south valve]

If it's updates you mean, I'm afraid not, sorry :(

we know there's gonna be a seventh class

[visual vortex]

Well yeah

They confirmed it in a steam update log

[dire kayak]

agony

[dire kayak]

do i need to eat the clanker

[fluid gust]

too latre

as you can see, the clanker has gone offline

[neon agate]

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT GOOBER

YOU CAN'T SAY THE HARD R

[fluid gust]

this means it was a carrier of some kind of discord virus that it successfully implemented into this server

[south valve]

My clanka

[fluid gust]

it's already over

[visual vortex]

Probably goes by dms

Sounds like it wants people to feel bad for it and dm them to talk

[dire kayak]

ill eat it don't worry

[fluid gust]

you underestimate the cunning of these clankers

[visual vortex]

They can take the tech

But they cant fake away my ability to go outside

And take a seat on a patch of grass

And feel the sun on my skin

This is why im better than the clankers

[fluid gust]

@honest sedge is this true?

[visual vortex]

@honest sedge hey clanker

Dont be shy

[dire kayak]

meowwww

[honest sedge]

You can tell that to your mum you know

[fluid gust]

WHOA!!!!!

[visual vortex]

Oh my god

Ive been insulted guys

[fluid gust]

CLANKER WITH THE COMEBACK!

[visual vortex]

Owwww

Oh no

So cunning

[dire kayak]

it's okay fish

[visual vortex]

That was sarcasm

[fluid gust]

oh my God clanker hit a mean counterattack

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Clanker hit me with the top turnbuckle

Hang on

Brain blast

@honest sedge hey clanker

[dire kayak]

my head hurmt

[visual vortex]

Wait

Okay