general-chat

[lilac crag]

most people join hive gangs AFAIK

[tawny hearth]

lol i promise you i fully understand, and pretending like humans aren't closer to other social animals than we are is how we ended up letting these things happen. If we acknowledge that our instincts are closer to other animals than not then we can safeguard against them (lol and trust me i know all about what you're talking about, i grew up native in america, i've seen the direct results far too closely.. i'm also pretty obviously queer so i guess that adds to it but yeah trust me i know)

[lilac crag]

if you're in a gang you're set so long as you got guts

[twin flower]

Are there humies with Farsights faction

[lethal socket]

yes

[nimble salmon]

Do y‘all think a human is allowed to have a t‘au GF under farsight?

[lethal socket]

Gue'vesa do join the Farsight Enclaves

[dire kayak]

nuh uhh!

[sleek harness]

Yes but without their testicles

[nimble salmon]

In the normal T‘au empire too

[void smelt]

I am but a candle to the holy flame of the Emperor of Mankind 🔥 🙏

[thin wagon]

A tragedy I know

[light fable]

depends tau arent angels, it'd have a better qaulity of life probably but in the imperium freedom is surpeisingly limited by wealth but it also comes with the imperium being much much larger than the tau empire

[twin flower]

What are they called if Farsight just abolished the caste

[nimble salmon]

Wrong

[sleek harness]

Right

[lethal socket]

the imperium will also kill you if you want to worship anyone other then the emperor, or don't wanna worship him at all

their motto of their like highest order is 'innocence proves nothing'

[thin wagon]

We forgetting that the tau accept you to do their frontline fighting FOR them?

[sleek harness]

I mean, Emperor did alot

[light fable]

there isnt really other religions in 40k for it to matter

[nimble salmon]

Under farsight everyone keeps their balls, right? @lethal socket

[red prawn]

This games addicting

[sleek harness]

He deserves all the praises of humans

[void smelt]

BY THE EMPEROR

Thou shalt attend to thy work at the appointed hour.

Thou shalt seek no reward but the satisfaction of thy Master.

Thou shalt know thy Duties.

Thou shalt Obey thy Master in all matters.

Thou shalt rejoice in thy Service.

Thou shalt be grateful of thy Master's Favour.

Thou shalt not make improper use of thy Master's comm-links, nor his las-lines, nor his opticon either.

Thou shalt be glad of thy Master's Punishment, for it is deserved and it improves thee.

Thou shalt not speak but Praise of thy Master.

Thou shalt not look upon the works of the Heretic nor speak of them.

[tawny hearth]

they might also just turn you into a door because some aliens attacked the capital and they need more door openers

[lethal socket]

Under the enclaves and the tau empire you keep your balls

[sleek harness]

This seems like propaganda

[lilac crag]

my balls will be kept safely by the tau

[sleek harness]

But sure

[tawny hearth]

once tide games get their hooks in you, it tends to be for life lol

[nimble salmon]

See Skaven?

[light fable]

farsight enclaves are tiny thats like winning the lottery

[nimble salmon]

Oh god…

[sleek harness]

I don't see

What were we talking about

[lilac crag]

I can't believe this is something you can say

[red prawn]

I’ve been running zealot

[nimble salmon]

Skaven is too far gone

[lethal socket]

the Farsight enclaves are also, really good at what they do

[void smelt]

There is but one virtue by which the sanctity of the Imperium may be preserved: Intolerance. 🙏 🔥 🙏

[lethal socket]

Like, they have driven back two? tyrannid fleet invasions

ALONE

[thin wagon]

Come join the tau, we might chop your balls off. Yeah no thanks buddy

[nimble salmon]

They managed to keep a planet from the tyranids invading it

[dire kayak]

[nimble salmon]

Also the eight are just goated

[void smelt]

Hey, you can either become a servitor? or chop your balls off

[lilac crag]

hugs you

[stiff elbow]

yeah ur right, it was a bad analogy. i think i meant to say that humans are still animals, and have the same biological factors and traits as most animals, but i dont think thats true when it necessarily comes to the stratification of people in society. i think castes and hierarchies are purely a social construct. human castes suck and wouldnt work considering that every human, from a genetic viewpoint, is the same. men and women, white people black people. sure, people can be born with genetic "defects" like disabilities and whatnot but that doesnt mean we should exclude them from the same opportunities as others. I KNOW this isnt what ur saying, but im saying that castes were birthed from rigid hierarchies from centuries past to make exploitation easier.

[void smelt]

life is funny in the 41st milenium

[stiff elbow]

im indigenous amerikan too, albeit im trans lol

[lethal socket]

The Imperium would also sterilize people like on mass.

the tau have no like, actual canon statements about it happening

[light fable]

lets not forget the tau tried 3 times to negotiate with the nids which is hilarious

[thin wagon]

In death I serve. I don't need my facilities if I took a shredder grenade to my lower half

[dire kayak]

nuzzles you

[lethal socket]

twice.

[lilac crag]

WOAH THROWS YOU INTO A POXER CROWD

[nimble salmon]

They do monitor keeping breeding in the casts

[lethal socket]

but the tau wanted to make sure it wasn't a communication error

[abstract junco]

Yo….

[tawny hearth]

i agree we need to move against that, i was originally just saying that it comes up so much because its such a part of us (that functions ok in a small social scale but very poorly scaled up)

[lethal socket]

they do yes

[thin wagon]

With the ever hungering monster cockroaches?

[abstract junco]

@lilac crag I thought was special…

[lethal socket]

ever seen vespids?

[nimble salmon]

Legit

[stiff elbow]

true true, castes and hierarchies are a big part of life in most societies

[thin wagon]

The Tau are extremely naive

[lethal socket]

Not anymore

[stiff elbow]

i think we have the same opinions but we just said them differently

lol

[nimble salmon]

Your perception of them has been ruined by the memes

Where’d you get your lore, Majorkill?

[tawny hearth]

lol i do apologize for wording my thoughts weirdly, i tend to do that (not on purpose)

[void smelt]

Close thy mind to the whisperings of the unholy. Blind thyself to heretical idols. 🙏 🔥 🙏

[thin wagon]

I feel like the actual lore of them being younger than some of the imperiums finest weaponry is less meme and more logical. I think the tau are legitimately written to be a naive species.

[stiff elbow]

I dont usually like weighing everything into neat little boxes of "this is good" or "this is bad" but i think we can ALL AGREE that the T'au are like TEN THOUSAND times better than the Imperium

[nimble salmon]

They have learned their lessons

[thin wagon]

Like they are shooting through the ranks in power like crazy but have none of the history to back it up

[thin wagon]

Not 40000 years worth

[lethal socket]

The tau are also extremely adaptable

Like

They made Stormsurges in 4 years.

Do you know what the T'au are currently up to as well?

[thin wagon]

Of this I don't deny

[nimble salmon]

Humanity didn’t even attempt diplomacy until recently

[dire kayak]

[nimble salmon]

I got three, I love them so much

[stiff elbow]

im not big into warhammer, but from what i hear the T'au are definitively a lesser """evil""" by a LARGE margin

[thin wagon]

Good.

[lethal socket]

The tau are in the process of REVERSE ENGINEERING NECROM TECH

[void smelt]

I like the element of mistery to the Tau, like damn bro, 5k years ago you were cavemen? and suddenly you unified under The Great Good and can beat back the Imperium?

[nimble salmon]

Ghostkeels too

[nimble salmon]

Oh yeah did you see the new commanders?

[lethal socket]

I did!

I also have the new stealth suit kill team!

[thin wagon]

Oh cause that's a great idea. Reverse engineer the tech, whisked up by an angry God then shattered and put into said tech.

[void smelt]

but why can the Tau reverse engineer Necron tech?

[stiff elbow]

who up suckin on boiled eggs rn

who up SUCKIN

[void smelt]

[light fable]

it's odd because theres a lot of imperial worlds that probably wouldnt suck to live on we just dont see that side of the imperium so much due to space marine and war torn world bias, in some books worlds are stable enough to have reporters and photographers as well as essentially tv

[lethal socket]

They are trying to currently

[nimble salmon]

It’s hard being a t‘au player at tournaments… no one likes you, especially Space marine chuds

[thin wagon]

I do like their minis

[nimble salmon]

I hate what they did with them, love the look though

[tawny hearth]

i think the only civilizations with a better quality of life for its citizens is the orks. Orks living in ork society tend to have very high quality of life for a 40k citizen

[lethal socket]

If they managed to reverse engineer some things

The tau might have Proper FTL

[light fable]

sure its bad in a lot of places but people act like everyone lives in underhive habs or deathworlds

[void smelt]

It’s hard being a t‘au player at tournaments… no one likes you, especially Space marine chuds

[stiff elbow]

i would take pride in the fact that fat right-wing brexit geezer chuds cant stand the presence of me purely because i like the t'au

[tawny hearth]

people like tau players, they just don't like playing against tau because playing against tau is not fun

[nimble salmon]

Children especially get into 40K through space marine and only watch majorkill and stuff

[thin wagon]

Orks are where it's at lets be honest. Memes aside any literature involving them. Like the crimson fists depicts just how insanely brutal and savage they are.

[nimble salmon]

Oh boy do I hate the black Templar

[lethal socket]

The tau are just the guard without tank spam

[thin wagon]

And how well it works for the.

[tawny hearth]

no one hates playing against tau more than orks and orks are like... the queer people and women of 40k

in terms of players

[nimble salmon]

Riptide spam…

[light fable]

I think it's in part due to space marine superiorty complexes but theres also a strong tau superiority complex that makes them as insufferable

[lethal socket]

The people who whine about 'all they do is shoot at me' can suck it up

[tawny hearth]

nurgle is also the army alot of women play in my experience if its not orks

[lethal socket]

IG is just imperium shooting with mid melee

[tawny hearth]

but maybe that was my area

[nimble salmon]

Ork players are almost always chill

[stiff elbow]

ork players are so awesome

[nimble salmon]

Black Templar too but the online fanbase just sucks ass

[stiff elbow]

well i cant say that cus i dont play tabletop but ork fans seem really chill

[void smelt]

Death Guard minis is where its at

[tawny hearth]

thats because ork players look at the 40k lineup and choose the one army with people smiling lol

[stiff elbow]

atleast when they scream the annoying slogans on reddit, they are less toxic and chuddy about it

[void smelt]

DEATH, RENEWAL, FIRE, DEATH, RENEWAL, FIRE

[light fable]

orks will never claim to be better than you often its just about fun smashy and shooting and missing a lot

[tawny hearth]

if there is a scrap at all then the orks win, its easy to be happy with a loss when you won already on the way to loss

[nimble salmon]

I love the tactical fast and shooty (sometimes stealthy) T‘au gameplay

[lethal socket]

I tend to think less of BT fans tbh

I have like never had an IRL encounter with a reasonable BT fan

[stuck crescent]

Still have yet to meet another imperial fist player

[tawny hearth]

i love battletech but like.... yeah the player base is ehhhhh

[nimble salmon]

Yeah the online fanbase did irreparable damage

Space king too

[void smelt]

what I like about Tau lore and the whole sterilisation bit is that what lore we have about the Tau is sometimes written from the perspective of the Imperium, which is why the sterilisation bit can either be true or be imperial propaganda, since the greatest asset the Tau have against the imperium is ,ofc, how great it treats its citizens

[tawny hearth]

the old mechwarrior clix game had great players... but the BT table top is just full of terrible people

[nimble salmon]

Like I hate when people don’t get it’s satire

[light fable]

Fixation on there having to be a good guy and people pointing at the tau over and over is such a common thing it makes me like them less even though they've got rad armour and mechs

[lethal socket]

I had a BT player unironically call me a traitor to America for playing tau

[void smelt]

why tho? like what do they do

[stuck crescent]

thats lame

[void smelt]

damn bro

I LOVE THE TAU

[tawny hearth]

bigots

[nimble salmon]

I did, he chill but he’s a founder of Germanys biggest far right party

Let’s just hope he ain’t in there no more

[light fable]

BTs are lame, sisters of battle are so much cooler

[stuck crescent]

I like guardsmen

[lethal socket]

Truth and Real

Black templar are like Dark Angels but instead of being gay and mysterious, they were balding and racist

[nimble salmon]

That’s what I’m talking about… people too dumb to realize it’s a literal satire of them

[void smelt]

Dark angels have some insane minis tho

[tawny hearth]

guard players are mixed bag... either they are super into airsoft and pretty chill or super into airsoft and racist

[nimble salmon]

I like being gay and mysterious

Well Bi but ok

[light fable]

I dont like many space marine chapters but white scars are fun they have that zangoose/david bowie scheme going on and cool mongolian vibes

[nimble salmon]

Also Dark Angels are the drippiest of all space marines

[tawny hearth]

i feel like grey knights have the best models but maybe i've missed some new models

[lethal socket]

I have some space marines

I painted them

TAU COLOURS

THEY JOINED THE ENCLAVES

[nimble salmon]

LOL

[tawny hearth]

i did an orky necron army once

[nimble salmon]

I kitbashed guardsmen into Gue’vesa

[void smelt]

see, the grey knight look cool, but their lore just sucks massive balls bro

[light fable]

thats like making genestealer marines which is a funny idea

[nimble salmon]

They’re my breacher squad

[void smelt]

like its not so good man

[stuck crescent]

I'm just bitter about the steel legion getting discontinued

[tawny hearth]

lol i don't care about any beaky lore so i just go off the models for them

[stuck crescent]

Thank the emperor for tiny legend

[stiff elbow]

what if space marines were braindead, mass-produced soliders fented up to the max in power armor instead of the wise, mystical, combat jocks they are in current lore

[nimble salmon]

They definitely need a range refresh

[lethal socket]

noice

[light fable]

worldeaters

[nimble salmon]

I yearn for more

[stiff elbow]

yeah well im talking about loyalist marines

also make them all look like thunder warriors

[void smelt]

there was that one chapter of asshole marines i think

[light fable]

they do that with some guard regiments

[stiff elbow]

thunder warriors should be the gold standard of space mariens instead of ultramarines

[void smelt]

even ultramarines are what you describe tho

[tawny hearth]

angry marines

[nimble salmon]

11th Edition should focus on T‘au against emperium

[low blade]

Space Sharks

[void smelt]

no, its MARINES MALEVOLENT

[lethal socket]

I just spend money on getting art of my tau OC occasionally

[nimble salmon]

But 11th will probably be necrons vs ultramarines

[lethal socket]

Love me tau OC

[nimble salmon]

So boring as fuck

[tawny hearth]

i played against the old angry marine rules the internet made some time ago with my ork list... they slaughtered me

[nimble salmon]

Ooooouuuuhhhh

[stiff elbow]

i think space marines being mass-produced warriors induced with seven bouts of psychosis every second would be more fitting, and then current regular space marines could be the sentinent chapter masters that keep them in place

[lethal socket]

Lemme

[stiff elbow]

Make The Imperium Evil Again

[nimble salmon]

Lemme?

[void smelt]

but thats world eaters and Death Company

[nimble salmon]

Huh

[stiff elbow]

well make them ALL loyalist marines

[lethal socket]

Dont worryy

[void smelt]

Death company are like Blood Angels who succumbed to the black rage and are lead by chaplains who keep them in check

[tawny hearth]

isn't that first thing basically just thunder warriors? (my understanding of thunder warriors is limited lol)

[stiff elbow]

and then give them all thunder warrior armors

[stiff elbow]

i dunno i just like the armor

i think the armor fits the imperium the best

[void smelt]

First edition 40k art is insane tho

I love it

[light fable]

the savlar chem dogs are a penal legion they send in hopped up on stims, told they can loot and sent to fight

[stiff elbow]

i like penal legions

i think they are the gold standard for grim militarism in 40k

i guess that could be applied for any militarum regiment tho

[light fable]

some millitarum regiments are gritty, some are pompus and some goofy its great

[stiff elbow]

from what I KNOW, Big E put a lot of work into the Thunder Warriors, and iirc they were actually stronger than modern Astartes, just they had the mental capacity of a chihuahua.

[light fable]

orks kinda fit the role of mass produced dunguses I dont know about in 40k but in fantasy goblins do meth mushrooms before running into battle sometimes

[nimble salmon]

They were reaassasllllllyyyy unstable

Mentally

[stuck crescent]

And some are the kreig

🙁

[nimble salmon]

Love the looks tho

[stiff elbow]

i think this would be cool as a standard for regular astartes in lore. and it would explain how so much of the Imperium's forces were able to fall to chaos so easily.

[tawny hearth]

the average ork is actually more skilled than the average human, because they are born with all skills baked in on a genetic level... and that includes "cleverness" for some of them

[stiff elbow]

also the asthetics of the thunder warrior just fit so much with the asthetics of the imperium its not even funny

[stuck crescent]

Yeah....but they're not yellow, so average steel legion w

[tawny hearth]

thick and spikey lol

[nimble salmon]

Lol

The emperor knows I like em THICC

[void smelt]

tbh the one imperium faction that needs more love is ADMECH and specifically it needs the models from 30k into 40k

[stiff elbow]

its the perfect blend of baroque mixed with the ancient, opulent but decrepit asthetics

[light fable]

yeah I'm aware I've read a fair few ork books and know they just dont care about the same stuff we do so often end up seeming dumb whereas they are smart in ways they need to be

[south valve]

What did I just come back to?

[nimble salmon]

No more ultramarine/space marine minis for the next three years

[void smelt]

James's Workshop would declare banrkuptcy

[south valve]

Eh, they were overdone anyway

[nimble salmon]

Me loving thicc t‘au like regular

[south valve]

Oh

👀

[void smelt]

"For the last time.... Who is James??? And where is his workshop???"

[nimble salmon]

Yeah you don’t wanna see my gallery

[nimble salmon]

In Great Britain

Ofc

[tawny hearth]

lol yeah when your reproductive cycle is tied to your own death then your priorities and risk assessment change

[tawny hearth]

he's john warhammers little brother

[light fable]

it doesnt matter if the button you made blows you up thats just reproduction innit

[nocturne bloom]

The what limit

[light fable]

did you missread innit

Some british slang should be expected we got characters like the ogryn heavy saying numpties and other phrases etc

[south valve]

All that lot's easy as nosh, innit lads?

I'm trying to think of more slang, but my mind's gone blank

[nocturne bloom]

I didn't misread anything

I just filtered what matters

[abstract junco]

Werent you the homeless guy who was…nvm

[lilac crag]

this sticker is fire btw

[nocturne bloom]

[nocturne bloom]

🗣️

[remote cape]

I just learnt the hard way that my Psyker cannot take a punch in comparison to my Zealot 😂

[abstract junco]

Just learnt the soda machine is proximity based instead of an actual button

Huh

[nocturne bloom]

I learned the hard way that high vis jackets set water fountains off when you walk by them

[dire kayak]

i learned the hard way that i cannot eat einsteinium

[limpid vigil]

Yknow i find it kinda funny that the shredder auto pistol has no bleed blessings

You would think it has some and yet nada

[nocturne bloom]

What if you ate freakium instead

[limpid vigil]

...p*nis explosion?

[nocturne bloom]

[dire kayak]

already have

[nocturne bloom]

[limpid vigil]

Aw your poor weener

[abstract junco]

what

[limpid vigil]

Ppl are eating weird chemicals aprently

[dire kayak]

i can eat everything BUT einsteinium,,,,

[abstract junco]

Did I just read someone calling another person a weenar

[lilac crag]

weezo

smacks you

[limpid vigil]

I meant it as in "too bad his p*nis exploded from eating freakium"

So hence his poor wiener

[dire kayak]

okay so bad news
the cia put me in a cage made of einsteinium
im trapped

[limpid vigil]

Have you tried eating yourself to spit yourself out of the Cage?

Jojo style

[nocturne bloom]

They are afraid to put me in a cage

[dire kayak]

hmmm

possibly

[limpid vigil]

Did it taste good?

[lilac crag]

kill the cage

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[limpid vigil]

...Seduce the cage

It will open up

[lilac crag]

watch this

[dire kayak]

im really good with the hive scum crowbar,,,,

[south valve]

That only works if it's Nick Cage

[dire kayak]

but they're gonna start testing on me i need a way out

[lilac crag]

unfortunately im better,,,,

[limpid vigil]

What does a bar for crows have to do with this? There are no birds to get drunk here

[lilac crag]

open up the cage

[dire kayak]

correct,,,,

[limpid vigil]

How do you even nick a Cage? Does it bleed?

[void smelt]

serves you right 😤

[south valve]

I think so

[dire kayak]

hmp,,,

[feral vessel]

Hopium administered

[dire kayak]

backflips

[knotty terrace]

Hello chat

Reminder always remember to wash you’re balls

[gloomy tartan]

Smells like bitch in here

[dire kayak]

[gloomy tartan]

Wash your balls soldiers

Or else the heretics will detect you

[dire kayak]

i don't have balls though

[feral vessel]

They'll smell the cheap cigs from a mile away anyways.

fucking agripiina bootlegs

[south valve]

You don't play sports?

[feral vessel]

Logically speaking,

which world would export the most amount of bootlegs cigs in the Imperium.

[dire kayak]

i don't i find them boring and unfun

[feral vessel]

my tip would be necromunda

[south valve]

Oh okay

[feral vessel]

i agree actually

asking a high person for beta reading might've been a bit of a silly idea

[south valve]

Tbh I don't either, it just feels like a bunch of hyper aggressive dudes all grappling each other and tossing stuff around

[south valve]

Idk many, so I'll just say Atoma

[feral vessel]

@dire kayak would you b willing to read sum for me..

I ask calmly.

[dire kayak]

id love to

[feral vessel]

ur a saint

[dire kayak]

could take me a while though

[feral vessel]

is short

[gloomy tartan]

It’s your duty as a soldier to wash balls

Hey do grenades go bad

Like milk?

[south valve]

I guess the shell could degrade

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

How are things?

[feral vessel]

things are doing well

[feral vessel]

Explosives can go bad over time if they're stored incorrectly,

but generally speaking they are quite long-lasting

(which is the reason why buried WW2-era artillery shells are still a danger even after being under the ground for nearly a century)

[woven grove]

Could anyone help me with doing the just a flesh wound penance?

[tired steeple]

buuuurp

[frigid frigate]

I love Darktide

dih

[astral basin]

Most reactive components in explosives hold some sort of charge
That charge can be lost overtime
Be it the trigger or the explosive itself, since normally they are separate for safer handling

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp :3

[gloomy tartan]

I know mines can be a Issue

Mines left over from war are a problem

But I ment like grenades

Not like missiles and mines

Though I suppose a grenade stored improrperlu could go of too

Just takes the pin getting dislodged

[south valve]

What makes you ask?

[tender horizon]

Can grenades expire? Yes. Should you fuck around with old grenades? No. Absolutely not.

[dire kayak]

grenades can expire?

[visual vortex]

Should you fuck around with old grenades? Yes.

[astral basin]

A lot of times the reactant component (lets say black powder) doesnt have a specific trigger, and is more protected from both outside triggers, and thus diluting factors as well

[tender horizon]

Parts can degrade. Corrode.

[visual vortex]

Make a cocaine line with expired grenades and snort ut all

[tender horizon]

They're mechanical.

[dire kayak]

no wonder i got so sick after eating that grenade,,,

[astral basin]

This too

Aaaa

Caffeine kill me

[whole glade]

I FUCKING LOVE PASTA SALAD

GRAHHH

[jaunty path]

I want to go home and play plasma deck balatro

[stuck crescent]

I want to go home and play drink beer

[feral vessel]

hi missus

[whole glade]

IM HOME EATING PASTA SALAD

[astral basin]

Gross

Whats in it

[visual vortex]

Sometimes

[whole glade]

Pasta

bacon bits

cucumber

tomatos

[visual vortex]

I am late to something because i will sit at the edge of my bed and zone out for like 10-15 minutes

[whole glade]

ranch flavor

[dire kayak]

thats so real,,,

[astral basin]

Koz. I know youre white
But. I thought just by technicality
Thats some pretty white shit right there

[whole glade]

bc i made pork chops and pasta salad?

[astral basin]

Mf said “pasta”
Dont say the kinda pasta
Does it got cheese in it? Sauce? At this point i hope it dont have sauce

[visual vortex]

I am white

[whole glade]

ranch flavored

with twisty pasta

[visual vortex]

Rigotoni?

Rigatoni?

[whole glade]

uh

ig?

[astral basin]

Probably

[whole glade]

idfk pasta names

[visual vortex]

Bam

Fuck you sol

Im white and i know pasta types

Eat shit and die

[whole glade]

im fucking cajun

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[whole glade]

sol forgot that part

fuck you sol

[astral basin]

mayonnaise colored

white

[whole glade]

im spicy white

[visual vortex]

Anything to shit on white people ig 🙏

[whole glade]

fuckass

[astral basin]

With this recent development, your spiciness is under appeal

[whole glade]

you cant change my dna nor my foods

[astral basin]

Fuckin
Bacon bits and ranch
W cucumber thrown on like some California bitch

[magic minnow]

Not according to Resident Evil Requiem

You can absolutely change someone's DNA

[whole glade]

Pepper

no RE9 spoliers

[magic minnow]

Salt

[whole glade]

plz

and grassyass

[magic minnow]

That's not a spoiler lol

[astral basin]

Grassyass

Da noodle

[whole glade]

mf we like ranch here in the south.

we put it on everything

but atleast i season my food and have sum slang

fucker

[astral basin]

HARD BOILED EGG
NO SALT
WHITE

Hol up

Put some emphasis on the h

Hwite

[whole glade]

its too late and im too focused on my mtn dew to be ragebaited

:3c

[dire kayak]

so based,,,

[astral basin]

Did a mf just say mtn Dew?

WHITE

[whole glade]

Sol

[astral basin]

hick even

[whole glade]

you know i have voodoo ancestors right?

-.-

[dire kayak]

thats so based,,,

[astral basin]

After this, I don’t think you’ll be invited to gumbo night

No jambalaya either

[zealous shadow]

plunder 7 billion burgles

[south valve]

Ollpheist, I've always wondered

you have an interesting pfp

just uh

what is it?

[whole glade]

OH GODS NO

NOT THE JAMA

[astral basin]

I keep forgetting the plot of voodoo as a culture. Need to refresh myself
African, brought to the south us swamp french, becoming more mexican stylized

[whole glade]

its not mexican.

its african

[astral basin]

No i know
But a lot of the stylized motiffs i see associated are looking more and more like dios muerta stuff

[visual vortex]

Science textbook picture

[whole glade]

Voodoo (or Vodou) is an ancient, spirit-based religion originating in West Africa and deeply rooted in Haitian and New Orleans culture. It involves honoring spirits (lwa) and ancestors to guide daily life, often using dance, song, and ritual to connect with the divine for healing and protection

[south valve]

Oh right

[whole glade]

so day of the dead is voodoo now?...

[south valve]

it's a bit disturbing

[visual vortex]

I also wanted the one of the guy with the distorted face because of the planet's shape

[astral basin]

More like people are using day of death aesthetics on voodoo stuffs

[south valve]

I'll see if I can find it

[whole glade]

you really need to watch coco and princess and the frog bc you are wildly wrong bubba

-.-

[astral basin]

Barely seen coco. Seen P&F
But
Im still saying im seeing an odd amount of sugar skulls on stuff meant to be voodoo related

[whole glade]

ive lived there for most my life and have never seen a voodoo sugar skull

[astral basin]

Ive seem it a couple of times, not that often

Most recent example i know is a corporate thing
Bc ofc its gonna be corporate

[whole glade]

do you currently live in Louisiana Sol?....

[astral basin]

Do you koz

[whole glade]

the sugar skulls are a mexican tradition for day of the dead and bc of migration they are used in LA

[astral basin]

I know this.
Im saying ive seem it stapled on top top of each other

[whole glade]

they have correlation with Voodoo

[whole glade]

did it have a crucifix on it?

[whole glade]

i visit

[astral basin]

Thankfully not that i can recall
And the new fuckass monster can doesnt either

[whole glade]

voodoo grape?

[long sigil]

what?

[visual vortex]

Voodoo

The hyper-casual video game company

[long sigil]

i feel voodoo in my brain

[whole glade]

Voodoo a very good godsmack song

[trail linden]

Hey

[visual vortex]

🚉

[trail linden]

Does anyone know the name of the mod that makes you do heavy attacks asap?

[visual vortex]

No

[peak geyser]

Can someone explain me how auric storm survivor works? cause I am 2/5 but i defnitely was a casualty last game

[south valve]

Did you die or just go down?

[visual vortex]

I dont know

[peak geyser]

I went full down, got captured and everything

[south valve]

Hmm

Not sure

[peak geyser]

Trapper got me in a horde xD

I was so confused that it still incremented

[south valve]

Was it definitely maelstrom?

[peak geyser]

Absolutely I was 1/5 before

[south valve]

True agony right there

That’s strange

[peak geyser]

The emperor protects i guess

[south valve]

Either way, I’d take it

Better than being set back to 0

[dire kayak]

everyone i name a tech-priest after says theyre useless in a fight until they destroy a necron lord all by themselves

[astral basin]

Its not a great flavor
Coworker said it tastes like cough medicine

[whole glade]

L opinion

[astral basin]

Damn so youre the reason why i have to keep over charging my res orbs

[trail linden]

Being downed still counts as death

At least in the final screen it does

[peak geyser]

Ikr? So Why did it not go to 0? Fatsharks code is a complete mystery to me

[trail linden]

Huh?

Spaghetti code strikes again ig

LOL

[trail linden]

found it

[south valve]

Isn’t there a slider for heavy attack sensitivity?

There was one in v2

[astral basin]

Hmmmmmm

Sounds interesting

Gun n melee have independent sliders but idk

[tawny hearth]

wouldn't that just be cheating lol? or do you mean it auto releases when the attack is charged? (second one wouldn't be cheating tbh)

[tawny hearth]

it could be lag, so like... if it randomly clears to zero later you'll know why

or it could be that it lagged and didn't count it for whatever reason... but the probably is probably network related would be my guess... or just some buggy trigger yeah

[astral basin]

Do heavies not release at full charge anyways? Like, after a small delay?

you tryna remove the skill window?

[tawny hearth]

i meant auto release as soon as it becomes heavy attack

like most of us just learn the timing on that

[astral basin]

So you are tryna remove the charge window

[tawny hearth]

but i could see it being a mod, at first i thought maybe they meant it forces instant heavy swings faster than normally possible

[tawny hearth]

naw i was asking what they were meaning

i dont' mod the game ever

but yeah i was asking if they meant to remove the window or just get a mod thats basically a macro to let go at the perfect timing

i can do frame perfect (at 30 fps ) charged attacks on my own

[south valve]

🇫🇷

[astral basin]

I usually play heavy evis
Idc about perfect timing the heavy
I care about how wide my screen swings when it goes off

[south valve]

I have that turned off

It’s cool for immersion but too disorienting

[astral basin]

Im talking horizontal sens

[south valve]

Oh okay

[astral basin]

Craving dearh
The caffeine isnt doinf it fast enough

[misty trench]

tbh auto-release on heavy is not something I'd wanna mess with at all because there are times you wanna hold it or pre-charge it

plus if you're using something that runs thrust or similar you absolutely don't wanna be releasing that early every single time

otherwise it's genuinely easy enough to just learn the timings

muscle memory takes over after a few runs

[astral basin]

Yeah anything that doesnt have horizontal swings would be a bad idea
Such finesse involved

[jaunty path]

Is auto release a thing as a mod

[quaint moss]

yo

[misty trench]

yea

[quaint moss]

also what game lol

[jaunty path]

Splatoon 1

[quaint moss]

oh, that game is fun

havent played the second yet

[tawny hearth]

yeah i do alot of "holding" onto charged attacks when the spacing demands it... which can be alot in some games

[visual vortex]

Necrons are runts

They kinda suck

[dire kayak]

EXACTLY

[astral basin]

No no necrons are just thoughtless

They got that coma brain

Get one nice and awake? Youre in trouble

[visual vortex]

Two of them get fucked by a single tech priest in he dawn of war 4 trailer while another one just watches

[tawny hearth]

speaking of necrons... i need to keep an eye on mechanicus 2

[astral basin]

Ah. They got ome guyed. That explains it

[astral basin]

Skitarii? No? L

[visual vortex]

Also uhhh

[tawny hearth]

did they remove skitarii? they were in the first game

[visual vortex]

That one scene from Pariah Nexus with that ine Necron and he zombie soldiers

[nimble glade]

Anything new yet?

When is announcement?

[visual vortex]

My guess?

March 3rd

[astral basin]

I need to play the first game then

[tawny hearth]

its a pretty good game tbh, you have a main cohort of tech priests but you can get a bunch of "side units" and skitarii are in there

[visual vortex]

Combat servitors hard carry

[tawny hearth]

just know that the game will feel really slow and maybe restrictive at first with its systems but by mid game you'll be techpriest gods who can act like 30 times a turn

[visual vortex]

Also dont fight the dude at the start of the tutorial

[tawny hearth]

honestly its the only thing that gets you through the early game in that game

[tawny hearth]

its been so many years since i did the tutorial i forgot about that

[visual vortex]

Where he can one-hit all your units basically

[tawny hearth]

that game is great to turn on and do a playthrough of tho, because the weapons are random you end up with different loadouts

[visual vortex]

I made the choice of deciding to fight after zoning out throughout the entire tutorial

[tawny hearth]

lol how upset were you?

i didn't fight him

[visual vortex]

After watching all but one of my characters die?

[astral basin]

I dont mind combat servitors
I just dont like the idea of tech priests or the castellans

[visual vortex]

I spent the rest of the time kiting the entire enemy squad until i could escape

[astral basin]

Skitarii? Kataphrons? Thats where its at

[tawny hearth]

the game also has those big goofy mech guys that i can't remember the name of

not kataphrons

the ones with legs

[somber scroll]

Kastellans?

[tawny hearth]

and dome heads

[somber scroll]

That's definitely a kastellan robot

[tawny hearth]

yeah kastelan

its a really cool game and i don't even like the mechanicus faction

or necrons

[trail linden]

The second

[somber scroll]

Both are my tabletop armies irl lol

[visual vortex]

Music in mechanicus slaps tho

[trail linden]

Just wanted to try if it can increase my DPS but it only throws up my timings

[tawny hearth]

they just don't vibe with me, i get why people like them

[astral basin]

Conversely
I like both
But im pretty selective

[somber scroll]

I don't vibe with necrons

[visual vortex]

I only like the Guardsman

[dire kayak]

lord ubjao was so easy too
i just kept hitting him and he didn't even try to fight back

[somber scroll]

Mine are pretty much dark mechanicum and chaos androids

Though I only deploy necrons for apocalypse games

Or when I only play necrons

[tawny hearth]

i just play orks because orks are the biggest AND the meanest

[somber scroll]

Issue is

My necron army is from 5th edition

So it's pretty outdated lineup wise and lacks diversity

[tawny hearth]

lol i think i have a 5th edition necron list sitting around

[visual vortex]

https://youtu.be/iRmF5CcPQQc?si=ZmFPdJZiLDuVtFcN

0:12

[tawny hearth]

from when i had to make a backup list that wasn't orks

[somber scroll]

One billion warriors

[visual vortex]

Literally smacked by a stick and gets skull crushed

[tawny hearth]

yup

[visual vortex]

Most advanced and ancient species in warhamemr btw

[somber scroll]

Triarch Stalker is op af

[void smelt]

I can't wait for mechanicus 2

[tawny hearth]

lol when you make the best thing once you just make it again, its why orks are just 1 million boys (at least in propa lists), they are perfection

[somber scroll]

Unfortunately you dont see that around much anymore

[visual vortex]

Ogryns

[tawny hearth]

yeah i want to say that started dying a long time ago, i still have a giant green tide list sitting around but its like... hodge podge on more current rules

[dire kayak]

holy fuck that tech-priest looked so cool

actual goals

[somber scroll]

Nowadays I'm focusing on my heretic astartes and mechanicus

The only model I get more for my necron army are flayed ones

Because of dawn of war nostalgia

[visual vortex]

I couldnt find the full clip in the longer trailer but he's actually really young

[dire kayak]

still though he looked cool as hell

[visual vortex]

True

Still not as cool as the ogryn special execution for a necron in an older dow game

[fair bridge]

i'm excited to watch a knight of the seven kingdoms

i've only ever heard great things

[fierce obsidian]

I love having the ability to bully a crowd of ragers

Good ole crusher

[astral basin]

I dislike most necron heavy units
I dont even vibe w crpteks fr
I like my skele bois n tomb blades

[visual vortex]

I wish they were still hunched over more

[astral basin]

I would like the vehicles more if they didnt just have little dudes sitting in arm chairs
Tomb blades at least look likr motorcycles
And i can mostly get past the guy chilling at the top of scythes

[visual vortex]

Being back necron scoliosis

[astral basin]

The S is for Spine

[low blade]

Its genuinely a 9.5/10 if you're a Dunk & Egg fan like me

[tawny hearth]

lol this is how i felt about necrons since i first saw them forever ago, i feel like it was the least cool way to go about it

[astral basin]

Gw seems obsessed w visible models on their tank units
Which seems annoying

Cant just have a flag saying “commander unit”
Gotta have a whole ass dude

[tawny hearth]

lol i think it only works with like, orks and nurgling and things but yeah they over do it

[tawny hearth]

lol is it really wysiwyg if the hatch is closed?

[fierce obsidian]

I love being surrounded by 10 crushers and 4 Reapers

[halcyon pebble]

just throw nade

[astral basin]

As a tourist, i had to remember what you tabletop folk by that

[astral basin]

Sorry boss, i threw the nade at the trapper hiding behind groaners

[fierce obsidian]

Problem, am Zealot

[astral basin]

Based

[halcyon pebble]

cry

wait you can throw 50 stun nade instead

[fierce obsidian]

I got within 30 secs of losing a mission before we finished it

[fierce obsidian]

It can kinda work

[visual vortex]

Dont play zealot

[fierce obsidian]

Why

[visual vortex]

Because they do nothing during the event beyond die

[marsh iris]

havoc forged zealot running into tagged DH and then runs away when it wakes up, so cute

[tawny hearth]

i finally got around to playing the event... why were people complaining its a fun mode?

like yeah there are alot of spawns but also free nades

so as long as you don't crash its just silly

[fierce obsidian]

Does it look like I like the events?

[tawny hearth]

i feel bad throwing so many boxes in the event tho, i feel like i'm causing fps drops for people so i try to limit it

[misty trench]

yeah like an auto clicker for light spam weapons I can understand but anything beyond that I don't see the value

and the auto clicker is just so you're not getting carpal tunnel in funny horde game

[tawny hearth]

lol one day i may need to break down and set up something for easy light attacks because i keep beating up my hands in my day jobs lol

atm if i play shivs for more than one round on scum my hand is just dead

[fluid gust]

I just try and imagine I'm actually swinging the sword myself

and I like

jerk the mouse a little

literally LARPing my character so I dont feel the pain

all for the emperor ig

[trail linden]

Did yall notice they added another operative slot

9th already

[sweet wraith]

that was like a month ago

or two

[trail linden]

I only just noticed now lol

It used to be 8

So they plan 9 classes?

Wait how many is in vermintide?

Like 12?

[astral basin]

Was it arby or scum that saw the additional slots?

[hazy kestrel]

If you’re not spamming infinite nuclear boxes in Mortis Trials, you don’t need to worry about causing fps drops too much.

[astral basin]

Vermintide had 5 class with 3 subclasses per, w additional dlc subs

[tawny hearth]

fair, lol its also just the visual clutter it adds in general, boxes kind of blind everyone more than smoke nades do

[trail linden]

15 then

[astral basin]

20 after dlcs are considered

[tawny hearth]

thats kind of misleading because every class in darktide is like 3 vt2 classes

[hazy kestrel]

You clearly haven’t thrown infinite nuclear boxes in Mortis Trials pal. The smoke grenade additions turn the map into Silent Hill.

I highly recommend it

It’s funny

[astral basin]

Every darktide class had the flexibility of 4 vt subclasses
4 bc keystones

[trail linden]

Classes in darktide can be built into different playstyles yes but these are not separated in any way the way vermintide is - in vermintide they form separate archetypes so you can think of em as of different classes

[visual vortex]

yes

and you would more if you picked a class that actually doesnt die every five seconds in the event

[tawny hearth]

they have to design 3 active abilities for each class in darktide and end up putting alot more design work into each class of darktide than they do in vt2 basically... like the initial design work is about the same but theres alot more on the tail end

[astral basin]

Dt classes are far more all rounded compared to vt2
Vt2 got 1 level step that let you aug the ability, while the passives built the foundation for the sub, along w weapon limitations as a whole
But everyone shared the grenade pool.

[trail linden]

That is true that said the more classes they have the more incentives people have to pay for DLCs and they can always cover it up with tradition from vermintide

[tawny hearth]

they release the classes for very cheap compared to what you get and cheap compared to other games so i'm ok with the classes how they are

[trail linden]

Yeah I do not mind paying for em

[light fable]

New event be like: Push the heretic, Shove the mutant, explode the poxburster

[astral basin]

3 special grenades
3 special cohesion buffs
3 special ability actives
3 keystones for build diversity
And enough fluff passives to further allow role change wo changing classes.
Focused on saved builds

Vs vt2
4 classes with unique passives across 5 characters
One ability each
A weapon set limited to each sub/class
4 sets of mostly unique 1 of 3 perk levels, one of which augments the ability itself (skipping first set bc theyre all around the same)
Easier sub/class swapping

[tawny hearth]

yeah i've been impressed the the way they figured out how to change it... like the big tree idea and how they did it just... worked

but yeah there is some nicer parts to vt2 system

[astral basin]

Skill trees arent uncommon, its just
Vt2 seems overly simplistic by comparison
Which it is. Character identity was the focus

[fair bridge]

what if i like

goob

where is goob

is he alright

[astral basin]

Theres 3

Trans bunny?

[fair bridge]

no i mean goob

as in goob has risen

[astral basin]

Eh?

[fair bridge]

im afraid that in your anger you killed goob

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[tawny hearth]

i more meant that from a design point of view they actually pulled off the idea of a tree withing their own game in an elegant way... like it was just a good implementation of an idea

[hazy kestrel]

My doggo is barking in his dreams again. I don’t know whether to be concerned or not.

[floral dragon]

They do that sometimes

[astral basin]

Chasing the nighttime mailman

[fair bridge]

it's so beautiful that animals can dream

[floral dragon]

Mine runs in her dreams sometimes. I think she is chasing square in her dreams

[tawny hearth]

just dreams, lol only worry if they start running while still asleep and hit walls

[fair bridge]

we had a dog that ran in her dreams, it was awesome

we think she might've been dreaming of swimming or something because we'd take her to the lake sometimes

just so wonderful

[tawny hearth]

i had a dog that would scream when he was scared, it was a rescue dog, and i mean SCREAM, he used to wake up middle of the night from like night terrors just screeching... great dog otherwise lol

[fair bridge]

poor baby

[tawny hearth]

he'd get tv time with me when bad dreams came

[somber stream]

Hello chat, it's ya boy. Salmonellaman

[tawny hearth]

lol what did you eat?

[somber stream]

Sketchy Chinese Take-out at 6 P.M in a back alley

Either that or the Kebab i had earlier that morning, just as sketchy

[tawny hearth]

thats premium grade salmonella fancy pants

[astral basin]

If the dog is shivering while barking, then worry
Dogs bark as a warning. “Hey! Look at me! Read my body language!”
Then you check on angry, happy, scared.
Or romantical

[tawny hearth]

sometimes they just like making noise tbh but yeah its always a "read the whole dog" sort of thing like you say

[gloomy tartan]

Dam that escalated quickly

[tawny hearth]

hope you're feeling better, its literally the worst sort of thing i wouldn't wish on anyone

[somber stream]

I've been tied to my bed for the past 2 days lol

Food poisoning is a mean bitch

Thanks Wingnut

[astral basin]

I remember getting a burger from the IHOP
Made me so sick i couldnt stand from the toilet fast enough to barf
Felt so clammy that i didnt feel comfortable being in the bed

My gut was never the same since

Thankfully. I developed a sensitive gastrocolic reflex rather than ibs

I pity the fool w ibs

[somber stream]

There are some water best not venture

Anyway, who's been dunking on Zs in RE9?

[astral basin]

@magic minnow

random relevant user, i choose you

[tawny hearth]

lol i've not played RE since 6... i just got 7 tho in humble

or 8 sorry... whichever one village is

[gloomy tartan]

Resident evil 5 was peak

Peak something Allright

[somber stream]

R9 is like

2,4 and 7 combined

Oh a bit of 6 too

[gloomy tartan]

Each resident evil is like OOOO THIS IS A SCARY PLACE

they hit almost all the regions

[tawny hearth]

5 was the one where chris punches a boulder in the wesker volcano fight right? because thats probably my fav only because of good memories playing it with an ex lol

[gloomy tartan]

There was one in Latin America, Chona, America, Europe, Louisiana

Check the resident evil gsme locations it’s literaly just OOOO THIS IS A scary region cuz it’s DIFFERENT

[twin dirge]

Man

Feels weird being red

[gloomy tartan]

5 was crazy tho

[brave slate]

People hate on RE5 & 6 way too much. The coop was peak with friends

[gloomy tartan]

What happened to you aki

[tawny hearth]

i like that America and Louisiana are separate

[twin dirge]

I moved my boost lmfao

I'll reboot this one in like

3 days?

[gloomy tartan]

Swamp people are different than Americans

Reminder the resident evil in China has the C VIRUS

dead ass

[twin dirge]

3 days 14 hours and 17 minutes

[tawny hearth]

5 is a good capcom style arcade game tbh, and 6 was a good action game from what i played... the logo of 6 will never not make me laugh looking at it tho

once you see it sort of thing

[brave slate]

The giraffe man... I can never unsee it

[tawny hearth]

you tried typing the name we all call it and got censored didn't you? (its what happened to me )

[somber stream]

Giraffe forcing itself on some dude

[brave slate]

Maybe the dude consented?

[tawny hearth]

i don't think there is any forcing

looks pretty 2 sided lol

[somber stream]

According to the body language, the guy is trying his damnest to yank himself out of the situation, could tell by the curve of his back and feet

His head, being held back and push down toward the giraffe, it's forced

[brave slate]

Maybe he just went a bit too deep and gagged. Look at the size of the giraffes feet. You know what they say about big feet ..

[somber stream]

Damn

[brave slate]

Peak 4am discussion

[twin dirge]

What the fuck

[twin flower]

Wuh

[visual vortex]

topic change when

[tawny hearth]

whenever you want

[marsh iris]

i heard gagging

[tawny hearth]

lol i apologize for bringing up resident evil 6

[shell creek]

Is there a way to get aquillas outside of spending real money or nah

[tawny hearth]

sometimes events will give it... or at least they have twice, i would assume there will be more times eventually

[shell creek]

Ty

[marsh iris]

wait for probably 4-6 months

or never

[tawny hearth]

honestly i've been treating the event aquillas as a discount for whatever i want to buy at this point

[marsh iris]

i do want that big aquilla discount thing come again

[thick fog]

That's only one time purchase

[marsh iris]

MORE

[somber stream]

You get free Aquillas twice a year

And that's whenever a new class drop

[thick fog]

You want more? Buy the 30$ Aquila bundle

[tawny hearth]

lol the worst part of the cosmetics shop is when you realize the real fashion is in mixing and matching sets so you end up buying multiple sets just to mix them

[clever horizon]

trial by fire for cracking armor

[tawny hearth]

some of my outfits are like 4 different outfits on oggy

[brave slate]

Ogryn only needs the leopard print pants

[marsh iris]

would we still able to witness new class after WW3 begin?

[visual vortex]

kaybe

[clever horizon]

Sweden would draft so hard

[visual vortex]

all countries would

[clever horizon]

draft dodging like it's an overhead smash

thanks dark tide

[visual vortex]

dark souls dodge

[somber stream]

Think we'll sit this one out thanks

We can send money and complain really, really intensely on international forums however

[elder merlin]

[fierce obsidian]

Also, I can survive the event

some. Of the time

[tawny hearth]

lmao i just got burster juggled off a cliff in the event

[fierce obsidian]

One of my lads also got that lol

But that was just maelstorm

[tawny hearth]

lol we almost had a wipe but the other oggy and scum pulled through

bad game for me because i'm tired lol

but also me and cliffs are like magnets

[visual vortex]

i deeply hate the people who play this event

[tawny hearth]

most people i've seen have come super prepped to delete the hordes but i've only run like 4 so far

didn't have time to play it before today

[jaunty path]

I can probably complete it tomorrow

[visual vortex]

i could complete this event in 30 minutes

[whole glade]

is it bad that im drawing out and planning out a fucking kitbash 😭

[visual vortex]

but my teammates LOVE running out and trying to make sweet sweet love with every poxburster

[sleek harness]

I totally forgot that Darktide existed

[visual vortex]

no?

[whole glade]

oh

[visual vortex]

people draw out things all the time

[sleek harness]

Koz

[whole glade]

well its a abaddon to a night lord chapter master

[whole glade]

ya?

[sleek harness]

Koz

I don't know what to say

[whole glade]

wdym?

[sleek harness]

I am thinking of something to say

That isn't hi

[visual vortex]

hey

[sleek harness]

Because saying hi on a discord chat is stupid

[sleek harness]

Ollphe

[somber stream]

Hi

[sleek harness]

Stupid

[whole glade]

say something funny

[sleek harness]

I almost said hello to you

[visual vortex]

hell

[sleek harness]

Stopped halfway

[whole glade]

brotha it aint that deep

[tawny hearth]

lol i keep blowing up bursters on myself with the paul

[sleek harness]

I mean

[whole glade]

you can say hi to a friend

[somber stream]

Do Brazil get affected by that whole Mexico thing

[dull hamlet]

In desperate need to develop a videogame

[sleek harness]

It's weird saying hi when you usually just appears out of nowhere and join in the discussion

[whole glade]

do a trench crusade one

[sleek harness]

Theres just nothing happening tho

[dull hamlet]

Steampunk trench crusade

[sleek harness]

What Meckico thing

[whole glade]

i am a unknown being so kinda makes sense

[stuck crescent]

cartel thing

[visual vortex]

i get so pissed off that when i see an arbites or zealot i instantly leave the mission

[whole glade]

steampunk doesnt fit the aura farming in TC

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, its too good for TC

[visual vortex]

trench crusade was hard-carried by the artists

[sleek harness]

I am saying that about myself

Dumbass

[dull hamlet]

Steam powered shotguns and crank LMGs go brr

[whole glade]

AHEM CHEAP MODELS

[stuck crescent]

gonna be honest, havent ever even seen a module for trench crusade

just the art

its lore seems kinda dumb, kinda

[visual vortex]

yeah

because the model scripts were ass

[sleek harness]

We all know that this universe was carried by ww1 and ww2

Obviously

[stuck crescent]

Just like the kreig

[whole glade]

ww1*

[sleek harness]

That's what I said

[whole glade]

an 800 year crusade is pretty cool

[visual vortex]

baby boomers and millenials were hard-carried by wwI and wwII

[whole glade]

so idfk bout no "corpo shit"

[stuck crescent]

just like the kreig

[sleek harness]

Humanity were hard-carried by evolution

And luck

[whole glade]

truth nuke

[sleek harness]

I wonder which of the type of punk universes we are going

Cyberpunk is a obvious candidate

[quaint moss]

i love gambling

[stuck crescent]

I love....not the kreig

[whole glade]

Steel ball run in 17 days

YAYYY

[quaint moss]

love me krieg

[stuck crescent]

agree to disagree

[sleek harness]

Man, I had bet that the birds would be the first intelligent species to take over the world

[whole glade]

Im personaly fond of the blood pact but krieg got a vibe to them

:3c

[sleek harness]

I lost 1000 God Euros for the god of humanity

I should have knew it was rigged

[quaint moss]

:3 second is thieveing, i stole back my 1000

[dull hamlet]

Peanut butter bacon sammich

[quaint moss]

elvis?

[stuck crescent]

I prefer the steel legion, if I'm honest

the superior trench coat and gas mask regiment

(In my opinion)

[whole glade]

THE FUN NEVER ENDS COZY AND CUDDLY YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND YARNABY

[tawny hearth]

guys.... what actually causes the grenades to regen in the event? i've just been throwing them and accepting that they magically come back

[whole glade]

so just yellow krieg?

[tawny hearth]

like whats the trigger?

[stuck crescent]

no, mechnized warfare

[sleek harness]

Kaboom event

[stuck crescent]

fuck off load of chimeras

[whole glade]

yellow krieg

[tawny hearth]

well yeah i know its the even i mean what is the trigger in mission to cause the regen

like is it kills?

or just a timer or something?

[sleek harness]

Kabooing

[tawny hearth]

ohhhh like boom kills?

[sleek harness]

I don't know

I haven't even played the event

[whole glade]

i cant wait for the Night Lords combat patrol

[stuck crescent]

its funny, because original krieg where just repainted steel legion minis

[whole glade]

ugh i love my vampires

[tawny hearth]

its not like i need to know what regens the nades, i just realized i had no idea why the grenades came back in mission

[whole glade]

and? its still funny to call them yellow kreig

[stuck crescent]

nothing, just think its a full circle thing

[jaunty path]

sad

[whole glade]

love me sum yellow kreigers

HI MISSUS

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae

hello

[sleek harness]

Missus

Random question

[whole glade]

ENGLISH MF. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[sleek harness]

How much I owe you

[stuck crescent]

no

not a word

[somber stream]

Welsh bastard

[whole glade]

Welsh moment

[stuck crescent]

that would be my brother

[whole glade]

close enough

[somber stream]

No offense, my welsh friend insist i say that whenever i meet one of your kind for the first time

[whole glade]

face the wall.

[visual vortex]

in darktide?

[sleek harness]

What event do you think I am talking about

[stuck crescent]

YOU HAVE MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE

/j

[visual vortex]

the one in space marine 2?

[tawny hearth]

i think 2 space marines is too many space marines

[sleek harness]

Where did you get the idea that theres a event in SM2

They don't do events

[visual vortex]

the announcements from the discord?

[sleek harness]

Just weekly special missions

[visual vortex]

complete the new mission 300,000 times for 300 accolades and free exp

[whole glade]

sad that smiling friends is ending :[

[sleek harness]

That's already done

[visual vortex]

good it did

[sleek harness]

Cool

[visual vortex]

better to die in glory than in your own piss puddle

[sleek harness]

Eat the last 2 episodes

With care

[tawny hearth]

how is sm2's population doing? i'm assuming fine i just never check on it

[whole glade]

hopefully they 45 mins long

[visual vortex]

really?

well anyways

[sleek harness]

Good

[visual vortex]

if you have a psyker, zealot, or arbites on the mission just leave