#general-chat
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Happens
Still, it's only on 2 guns that are bad for survival
The AKs are heavy with very heavy ammo
I usually run with a lot of carry weight tbh, so i don't feel it that much
I have 11 strength with strong back and I still only have 260 pounds of carry weight tbh
With a backpack it's closer to 320 or so
Lone Wanderer is only like 175 extra pounds, if that's your angle you could run an automatron
Those fucks can carry a lot
I like it but don't find I need it rn
I could one shot things better ig
I put up with Gravy to get united we stand every game
When i talk about rankings i mean in it generalist terms. You got an instigating plasma rifle, prolly best to maximize the damage per bullet
Aye
Tbf that is a guaranteed thing
The BoS sell one iirc
Wounding is the end all be all for autos tho imo
Only after you finish the main quest with them
Sentinel's Plasmacaster
Yeah
Instigating plasma is a goofy, goofy weapon.
I have a wounding plasma too but I didn't like it as much.
I usually run Danse Dilemma on every playthrough. It's well implemented enough to feel like a vanilla addition
Blind Betrayal?
I like using it as a branching off point
Idk, on survival I like them for the vertibirds tbh
fallout 41
It's a mod that restores cut content where ||Paladin Danse and the Sole Survivor challenge Maxson's leadership||
I am vanilla rn cause achievement hunting
I got all achievements on the PS4 so i play for funsies on PC
So who has leaks about the new class?
No one
no one
Playtesters and they won't tell you
And you call yourselves the hive
Dude thinks this is Helldivers 2
what?
What is a helldivers 2?
No leaks. Got any guesses or hopes?
It's obvious that it will be something techy
Servitors are my hope.
The name of the incoming class is in the files
Or at least what the devs call it
Cryptid
loose all hope
Sounds like a Servitor to me
Cryptid. Catachan Devil?
Not the literal devil but the trooper
What would count as a cryptid by Warhammer standards, or what in warhammer could be associated as a cryptid by our standards?
So we are getting a mutant hive scum?
Havoc 20 and this broken game droping a ritual, a nurgle beast and 2 captains at the same room
awesome experience

ho0w the fuck is this havoc 20
servitos are off the table as they lack free will
Not even Slaugths?
A gun servitor can retain certain aspects of itself that would prove useful to the operation of the unit
As in they wouldn't lobotomize that part of the brain
still
Skitarii maybe. They have rust stalkers and stalkers might be an old cryptid
Hear me out. Old Irish cryptids involve gnomes and small elves. Maybe it IS a ratling!
A rat with a cybernetic arm... I like that.
nope
skitarri are out
Anyways
lore confirmed
Mind you ratlings in 40k are just really short humans
What are the good blessings for the Crusher? (Since the Zealot Channel is talking about something)
I figured it out. It's 100% the Crypteks.
Good evening Tertiumhive.
Today's body count is (so far) a hundred and ninety-eight flatliners, of that, ninety-five in the Torrent as a consequence of loyalist friendly fire.
if its mechanicus its gonna be tech adept
haiiiii
mrrrp :3
Hay.
Yup it's a Necron with Alzheimers that forgot we're the enemy
Otherwise Cryptic is a likely reference to the Adept.
Are they cool?
Rannick said no
Today's body count is a solid and sturdy thirty
and now he says yes
GRENDYL said no
Both are the same person
child numbers for an entire hivecity
Hear the conspiracies
nope
had to scale it up for accuracy
My top 3 guesses
Ratling Sniper
Gun Servitor
Cold Trader with Xenotech
So you said it's tech related.
You truly are blind to the lies of rhe inquisition
the first thing that comes to mind is the Enginseer.
ratling is out fatshark confirmed
I said no
They unconfirmed for me, I asked nicely
The Enginseer is engihere
what kind of warpstone did you smoke, skaven
and in what quantity
It's the truth I swear
eh have you really not listened to sefoni
Grendyle is Rannick
Why would I listen to Sefoni, she creeps me out
grendyl is grand grand father of shipmistress brahms mate
There's cutscenes where they talk to each other though
if the next class is something crazy its gonna be like... eldar or something
Schizophrenia
It's just going to be Bob the cleaner.
Makes
No elfs
sense?
That's the hail mary of the century
lol yeah grendyl is the ghost in the machine giving us orders and rannick is the ship dad
not really, rogue traders and inquisitors work with eldar from time to time and theres bands of eldar who will work with them
I mean for Darktide
Just as a class
Not like lore wise.
Of course it's you, you are crazy for admechs
What are your abilities then?
again not really... like given how strong our characters are a lower level eldar would kind of just fit right in and be on par with the monsters that are the rejects
Social anxiety
the eldars wouldn't work with the humans in darktide, even if they somehow gave a shit about Tertium
the eater
posting dumb shit in general chat and acting like an asshole, methinks
yeah they'd have to both care about tertium and basically want to keep tertium at the end if they helped
use the correct plural term, come on
Yeaaaah but made into videogame compatability
i can eat the enemies
You know what we really need right now? More flippin maps./
and want to collaborate with the human armies/rejects
ain't no way
We need buffs
You say no to everything so I do not take your answers to heart.
For ogryn weapons
we have always gotten a steady flow of maps tbh, its the only thing we've gotten a constant stream of... so we will get more maps
I am saying no for everything you say because
naw they woudln't have to care about the rejects and armies and stuff... just tolerate it... they'd have to want to work with grendyl or braum
:3
Could we get nurglings like VT does during Geheimnisacht
👀
FS pls nerf
but really i think the next class will just be another fighting force from within grendyls people proper or another of the planets forces somehow
Less classes more enemy variety
Cool but the class is already confirmed so...
Oh for sure
100% agreement
sorry
every time they add a new enemy people hate them and they have to nerf them to the point where they shouldn't even have added anything
Nothing wrong with killing Larry for the 1 millionth time.
Let me fight the Beast out of the hourglass!!
Hear me out here
Nurglings
Merp I think you are confusing with someone else
Disingenuous isn't here with us anymore.
Plasma gunner death squads, my beloved.
theres a chance we'll get nurglings, but only after chaos marines start showing up
Not him
Also I genuinely miss the old plasma gunners tbh. They were a little overtuned but FS hit them too hard
lol i liked when they were strong yeah
Why no Plaguebearer
FATSHARK LET ME KARKEN FIGHT PLAGUE MARINES!! AND MY WALLET IS YOURS!!
is that goldshi
Atoma isn't interesting enough for any space marine
Heretical or not
We’d get turned into paint by a single plague marine pal.
do i really act like an asshole?
if the infestation keeps advancing how it is you will get your wish... the main thing we stopped in the story so far is a summoning of something... rather big
Calibrate your enthusiasm
FALSE
no space marines in darktide ever
we wont see them as players
no player marines, a fight against a marine could 100% happen
Also bonus complaint, you can see nurglings in the first teaser for darktide as silhouettes
If our squad can take on the beasts of nurgles without dying and the karnak twins then we can take on any threat
40k fans when the franchise's cover guy doesn't appear in a game:
yes no space marines at all enemy or not
I krumped a beast of nurgle by myself, pal.
POWERSCALING IS FUCKING STUPID!!!
let's leave it at that
My abilities are to yapp about shit no one cares about, and draw cool little portraits.
I think I'm pretty balanced for Darktide's next class
yup
Yes
No more power creep nonsense lol
4 ogryns can destroy a Space Marine
A single krak grenade could leave a space marine's armor wide open, and Vet carries multiple of them. Throw me at a plague marine
Let's leave it at that
I mean as very rare enemy type that only can be found on The highest difficulty
powerscaling in 40k is doubtly stupid because never once were black library books consistent
it would literally go against the lore they are building, they are building up to a nurgle spikey lad to appear... like you don't advance infestations this much on a planet that important and don't invite nurgles favs
We can live without fighting a plague marine I think
You can't powerscale a setting which has no consistent internal scale
NO
lore wise they exist. we wont see them
Can Stupid beat Goku though?
They should also bring the genestealers from the TTRPG scenario into the game
thats it
if space marines were added to darktide then the war for tertium is just over
damn..
Can we fight plague toads?
Mb
Exactly
Untrue, it would be escalating
that would be fun
what if, hear me out
the guy who wrote the story for DT also wrote a story in which an inquisitor and a few people fought a titan lol
thats literally the opposite what fathark stated
MALUM CAEDO appeared on tertium
I want a swarm boss that's like 300 nurglings ngl
I mean, I guess this is preferable since you can't really categorize everything in real life by their power without running into problems and holes
You do know I am very joking about this right?
Atoma Prime is an essential manufactorum of tanks and weaponry in the sector, and Tertium hosts the majority of these factories.
So 40k is more realistic
You can’t be too sure with some people these days.
hard to tell throufh text
300 different strains of the plague
yummers
Oh I know
If the Imperium will fight both the Tyranids and the Thousand Sons for a single planet I think they'll fight the Death Guard for it too
True
There’s probably already that many just in BoN snail trail alone
The problem is that Atoma isn't that important
Promise the squad they will get extra rations and poof
It makes resources yeah, but it isn't as important as others
in tertiums case its ALOT easier to send 600 billion people to their deaths instead of learning how to build a new factory
But I do have good news I have finished swifted execution penance last night
And managed to get 6 other penances done
its more that its far more important than human life even if its not as important as other places
Human life's does matter
you can make 1m people in a week in just a colony planet
not when you're a 40k leader in charge of like 20 planets
I stayed up until 2 in the morning to get it done
I mean, in theses 20 planets there's also leaders
really tho, if we do see a marine its gonna be in like 2 or 3 years as the story starts to peak
All I did was spam the first mission on Malice difficulty
It literally produces almost all military equipment in the sector tho? Moebian steel is a whole plot point and we routinely go to war over a fabricator that produces leman russes
if you're in charge of those 20 planets those are not leaders lol, those are what make your planets a turnkey business 
yeah they dont' have the tech to build new factories like it
I'm still wondering if we will ever fight Wolfer or the Chaos cult leader
True
the cult leaders will never fight... wolfer is probably semi soon as it seems like his turn to be the main bad guy is ending
Atoma Prime is important BECAUSE of Tertium's manufactorums, the Imperium would only retreat if the planet was about to go boom lmao
Still Grendyl won't think twice of pressing the button to explode the whole planet of the heretics are able to win the war
Mhm that sucks I will never 1 tap that cult leader but Wolfer on the other hand hehe
Funny, I alr had the optimal blessings on my Crusher
o deer
I just want more varied enemies to kill
Than hordes of infested?
Or, 8 Mutties
OR, get this, a pack of crushers
500 ragers.
27 POXBUSTERS!!
Indeed
Summon the Genestealers from the underhive
Nah, lemme see em Chaos that isnt papa nurgs (Even if they make sense. LEMME SEE RED)

Lol
literally me
Well, I say Genestealers because the ttrpg scenario for Darktide literally involves Wyrmwood agents coming into contact with Genestealers
May the crusher do the same justice.
Martyrdom goes brrr
Yes.
It is
Wonderful
The full "Swing side to side." experience
In a choke point or in a ball of elites, ogryns, and specialist
The only problem comes when there are ranged... get this... at range 
i like martyrdom
this is the second event in a row where i can't wait for it to be over so i don't have to worry about it popping up when i hit quick play
events should be fun, not dreaded
IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER.
Yes.
Restrain 
... Do you like to see?
I have a shiiv~
just stole my sisters pizza
?
based as hell
i love how freaky you are

are you talking about yourself here merp???

Can you both line up so I can save boltor ammo? The Munitions tithe was brutal.
why the rabbit
Do I come off as an asshole?
You should've told me, I don't like coming off as an asshole.
you dont
goob has risen
Goob?
GOOB FAN CLUB 🗣️
you shall be publicly shamed for this transgression
that word is cant translate
tech tips how do I fix steam cloud error
the will of Goob is absolute
i hate when dis happens..
goob?
so, that was towards goob then?
Defend the D point 🗣️
strange deflection but alas
What is..
a deflection?
The stupid plants from outer space have dumbed me down to mere instinct.
whatever you are, it seems


fuck u
Fuck me?
I'm asexual, pervert.
guys pls dont say boob im trying to game

Breastal orientation axis?
miaowww

mammary glands
better than being a chud!
Only one?
Then what is it you’re talking about
So you’re saying Appalachians are forbidden on this server?
God knows
Damn bro
Sorry if I crossed a line there
The ladder i jsut tried to climbed glitched out and i fell under the floor dying instantly
thank you fatshark
How can you cross a line if there are none, you can’t outfreak or outweird me
lol fair
id win
👅
Thank you voluptuous sea predator for making them fall through the floor
Close but you aren’t from there
new people thinking they worse than me 🥀
Ofc I am
nah
Probably
Let’s agree that I’ve fallen lower than you have
no lol
Wuh
Hello person three hours in front of me
we're talm bout falling now?
number 1 silly
Duel of freaks
(in term of degeneracy)
No one comes close to my level
Which is actually sad
Idk man sometimes it’s hard to believe
beats being a bum
none of you have seen my degeneracy yet 
show me
No one has really seen mine either
people forgetting about Big Boi 
Im just scratching the surface
I think all of our degeneracy is best kept away from gen chat
My brother isn’t that far gone
He surface level
Actually I dont think he's in the discord anymore, wonder what happened
got killed
Le oof
Damn ong?
If I have learned anything from this event, it's that some enemies and audio needs a rework
bro was spicy
Ik but far as I know not that bad
Also the grenade economy
I seen worse on here
Agreed
hugs you
Ehh, I mean I havent seen you post anything freaky here yet tho 
Idk about you, but I wish it was less overall
Once seen someone in here who had some real weird banner art including a dog… and his name seemed on the same level… i forgot it though, I think he was a zoo tho
Probably forgot it
Which is disgusting to remember and think about
da real freak was the one that got embed rights removed and was banned for it 
Good lord
i can go eat them for you

though theyd probably like that,,,
No mercy
And you gotta think about that bro commissioned that shit
i cant post low cortisol agnes tachyon because of them 
Also I thought only mods have imbed rights
I keep seeing that on my yt for some reason 
I sure don’t have em I think
It got removed because of the Rewdy incident
The what incident?
So lads when do you think the huge and I mean huge next content will drop?
Oh, I guess you werent around when it happened 
Never
Nah, educate me
2 years from now
DDM?
Bet
YESTERDAY
Who?
See that’s surface level
Rewdy?
no, not rewdy
He posted more than that 
Oh lmao
I don't want to know titan 💔
Totally optional btw
See am I still aight?
Lads the chaos forces would be doomed if they met Goldship
They all getting DROPPED KICKED
Goldship is with Jaghatai
Just thought I’d let y’all know
you're friendly when you're not forcing yourself to be freaky
I try
Also my zealot is named Goldship

And my vet is named JohnDarkTide
Batman couldn’t get that info out of me

Like I said, that’s just scratching the surface
we need to put you down
Please do
I'd laugh if Darktide was announced for Switch 2
so would i
it would be funny to see how they'd manage it
Is GTA 6 gonna be on Wii though
if they'd rig it to explode? yeah
But I would play it even better we would Get Amiibo's
GTA 6 coming to Atari?
GTA 6 coming to LeapFrog?
yo can anybody help with the new event? seems like nobody is playing the event missions
oh my god i would get a rinda karnak one so fast
That’s how the fire in rockstar HQ broke out
and i dont wanna do it alone
Hadron for me
Yeah Rinda is bad ash
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075 read this and then post in your region to get a fast response from active players
aight gng
Do you have that big iron on your hip?
always
Im looking forward to finishing my Ranger cosplay
I have my C4 Godzilla energy drink unopened
GTA 6 coming to handheld water ring toss?
ATTENTION STALKERS
AN EMISSION IS ABOUT TO HIT ANY MINUTE NOW 🗣️
awesome dawg
Yeah
2 billion dollar game surely can figure it out
600GB
ty vrag monolita
Gta 6 coming to apple watch?
they'll handle it
It’s water cooled so it shouldn’t overheat
GTA 6 coming to my car’s dash?
could also use north water
GTA 6 on Samsung smart fridge
GTA 6 on pregnancy test?
GTA 6 in minecraft?
On the speed gauge
I'm sure that'd happen tbh
GTA 6 on a calculator?
Doom works on a pregnancy test so that should work too
Doom could run on a Geiger counter
I mean they’re both video games
that was the screen tbf
i ate GTA 6
fatty
Zamn
What else you been eating
The mysterious 8th darktide class
We don’t even have a seventh
goober is 7th
shoots you
All the unnecessary violence
The opposition has enacted hostilities against the hoodlums 💔
Tsk tsk tsk
Do you reckon the rejects are just eating some straight up nonsense as a part of their rations?
I’m from Baltimore, you in my city shorty
Only corpse starch
I work fast food, I am your Red Cross foundation
Though i wouldn’t mind eating hadron for a change
Nah no worries I’m thankfully not living in America
yikes….
Corpse starch
Hope you recover soon
im hungry,,,,
Im so happy about that fact
Gotchu
isnt america getting cooked rn
yum,,,,

Always has been
America is the one cooking
Ehhh, idk about htat 
🦅
Love the free healthcare I got over here
Cooking itself
Real
She's about to eat the entire United States of America, she can't be stopped
I mean that’d be a 50/50 good thing 50% good 50% bad
Love the functioning healthcare….
Can't argue with that
Fun fact i don’t have to sell my organs if I’m getting driven in an ambulance
Kidding! Cancer isn’t cured, no healthcare is functional anywhere
there was someone here ealier mentioning he almost got picked up by ICE
Germany is great..
like dear lawd
proxy did yeah
Sssshhh too political
she got scouted
Damn
no it isn't
Oh mb, got the pronouns wrong 
ur good
You can’t even say a podcasters name without getting a warning, trust

Bitchass motherfuckers
the $250 i spend on it monthly agrees
I pray for everyone living in the US
eh? im happy
poverty is everywhere
hearts and kisses
not just the us mate
You good there sister?
There is not poverty everywhere
Just another European slopaganda…
Yeah Europe is the best country in the USA
having spent a good amount of time in europe over the last 10 years... its about the same in america as it is in the EU for poverty... its just the problems they face as poor people are slightly different flavors but it sucks all around and both regions suck to live in for different reasons and are ok to live in for others
like you have more renters rights in america generally (depending on state) compared to alot of EU countries
EU countries favor landlords even more with their laws
Eh I for one am glad I live in Germany
Not that I could’ve chosen to be born here but I really think it was the best case scenario for me
also it seems like once your poor in EU, in a number of places but not all, its harder to survive than it is being homeless in america... at least in some ways, some ways are easier
Few years late
why
bro got unc'd
wdym
for one im glad i dont live in germany
but a bit to the east
Y
God, Germany is probably one of the worst countries you could grow up in
Why?
Gimme reasons I’m interested to hear your opinions
I refuse
Yeah whats wrong with Germany 
Ah great well then I have no respect for you
start crying little german boy
Chud
meow
bork
hissssss,,,,,
Yeah see i don’t like you for no reason whatsoever and refuse to elaborate
i have a dislike for alot of countries governments but the people are a case by case basis for judgement with me
Definition of chud
wuh
i never said i disliked you, i simply said Germany is a not so great country and not a great place to great place to live in
It’s okay to dislike or disagree but there’s always reasons
we can all agree that pretty much everywhere is better than the UK to live in
I only like a select part of Europe cause the rest just badmouths the US
I’m interested in knowing why, I for one want change
see, but i am not a chud
I like listening to people and knowing their reasoning
youre telling me

Me, a Bri'ish geezer, reading this

but true
lol i dated a brit for like 10 years and spent alot of time there, theres some good parts but man... its been going downhill at mach speed
I still think Brexit wasn’t the best of ideas
BECAUSE POLSKA GUROOOM
It was fucking terrible idea
Idk if this is too political for this server, but man, this country is fucking racist
lol it was an idiotic choice made by scared people
you're talking about every country here
Sadly hate for minorities is present in a lot of places
and seeing it in your own country, from your own people, is just depressing
but you are super right, the person i dated in the UK was a Black woman so i saw the worst of the area
And i think it’s because of lacking education
yeah education is a problem
Different = scary
Education is waining idea
same
and politicians scapegoating minorities
Old as time
talk about education
Christians in roman empire, jews in egypt
the mods are watching
That too, we’re really just pawns if we don’t do anything about it
Amogus
What we need is to bond together
lol this is darktide general, complaining about goverments and how the world is going is like the 3rd most popular topic
^
Lets all huddle together like penguins instead
i want to kill my all lower grade teacher
lmao fair
they was shit as hell
We need more piwo
me and leanna are gonna take over mars and create the mechanicus
we do need more people to help
Who are you telling that? We certainly have a problem with a resurgence of certain groups
Shut up and take my money
I mean that seeing my fellow brits be horrible people is depressing
It’s the system
lol i was born into a super mixed family so it was hard getting used to the idea that everyone being the same is peoples norm as i aged
Trust
I need more workers for me farm
Mourningstar wont feed its self
I'd punch them with you
Violence isn’t always the best answer
Thats how empires are built.
Look at the history of your country
I for one don’t wanna hurt people
True
in the UKs case its been a very deliberate effort over the past so many years, same as the US tbh
Violence is a question
I am always sad when they reduced government spending in education :((
And aswer is yes
based
violence is not the best answer to everything
i can go eat them for you
but it is my answer to everything
people talk less if you punch them when they say dumb shit
we need another Mr Rogers
Jesus, what an awful person
nibbles you,,,
Over here it’s infrastructure in general because greedy politicians just wanna pocket the money for themselves
i just want to cut them's body strings and make them crawl
bites you
enough
Power is a huge driver to do horrible things
Oh sorry
We as humans just should’nt have come as far as we did
Mandatory retirement for politicians
tendons
Just started my Zealot build and got a Plague Ogryn in my first game
I've never had a Monstrosity on Uprising difficulty before
We need a hard reset
this does not happen if you punch people btw
true
Actually nvm I've had a Beast of Nurgle before
no... thats the easy way out, we need to actually buckle down and fix things, which will suck for like 3 generations but its possible
big snail
' I want to oppress anything I dislike ' okay I'm going to hit you, oppress this
But then you’re the one abusing power for your own benefit
We need the ethereals ong
oppress my mouth when i eat you,,,,
I'm going to slay you, beast
We all should unite under the greater good
under the belief of the omnissiah
*Catch fist, heretic"
Tau propaganda be like
literally me
I created a safe environment for my queer friends at school in my freshman year
Yeah and live in totalitarian hell hole
the punk approach works man
Big blueberries is the best propaganda I’ve seen so far
:3
it's really effective to just punch openly homophobic people
even if you catch a bruise or two
and nazis tbh
tau is most boring asses
That’s what we all should do tbh
that one should be an inch of their life away type beating
Best propaganda i have seen is whatever arrowhead is doing it works damn well
Because they’re an enemy of democracy
White christo/fascists in general
For the Tau'va amirite
Yessir
yeah i just lump them into the thought lol
en garde!!
Lowk if the t‘au were to show up all I need is a glimpse of Shadowsun’s gigantic blueberries and I’d instantly be on their side
@lethal socket
Off topic what do you guys think about Kakegurui?
For democracy and the greater good
why kind of anime is that?
I'VE SEEN THE TITS LIGHT
i wouldn't be against space rome takeover yeah, tau are pretty chill
Why’d you think I have 7000+ points of T‘au?
Sadly not… only the farsight enclaves
Space rome is ultramar
COMMANDER FARSIGHT RAAAAAAAAAA
Not even joking
T'au kisser
The main thing pissing me off about the t‘au empire is that if I were to join i wouldn’t be allowed to have a T‘au GF
i was speaking on how tau "take over" they tend to fold cultures in over forcing a cultural change
Freaks
you
do you want to see my poorly painted commander farsight
So just like Columbus
Rome.pushed out every culture but greek one
columbus chose plymoth rock to land at because of the pre plowed fields and houses that were already built there lol
Tau are like The Swarm from Love Death Robots
also the functional dock
Its. okay so
The tyranids: am i a joke to you?
Also I had a dyslexia moment
The illuminate from helldivers were chill
LOUD CORRECT BUZZER
Before we destroyed them
Wingnut is correcct honestly
The T'au do let their auxillery species keep basically all their previous cultural practices
They let you praise the Emperor but will subtlety make your children and wife believe on the T'au god
Why can’t we all just huff warpstone together?
oh no no no noooooo
the T'au hate the idea of anyone worshipping the greater good as a deity
There is no tau god
There is a T'au god I believe
Tyranids are fave faction of lesbians
Only the greater good, it’s a philosophy not a religion
I see
There is a god of the Tau'va created by the psychic capable species within the T'au empire
Except humans treat it as a religion
Yeah but only because stupid humans believed it into existence
In my opinion:
Tau : Assimilation, loss of freedom
Tyranids, heat Death of the univers,
Chaos: physical and emotional entropy
Like it's different forms of death for mankind
Because their minds are too stupid to understand the real meaning of the greater good
T'au also tend to adapt aspects of the cultures of those they bring in to their own
like fun fact!
Theyre too underdeveloped to understand the greater good
the T'au used to not smile, however, since Humans joined the T'au empire, T'au started doing it :)
But what about the weekly check-ins to see if you are not a spy
Or that you are under-classed
Weekly??? and not twice a day???
Gotta keep the community alive somehow
Thing is, don't Tau sterilise humans who join the empire?
No
I didn't say how many on a week
it was only ever mentioned in like
lol sounds a good bit better than what happened to my culture in the real world so i'd take it 
Also the t‘au were the good guys b4 GW and warhammers chud community ruined it
non canon material
like the video games
and one of the really medicore ttrpgs
the like, really ancient fuckingg deathwatch one
and the video game one was speculaation by an imperial scholar, and not even an actual official statement about it.
there needs to be a 40k t'au game imo
yeah when i was a kid they were considered the "good aliens" by alot of people
Lmao
there is one
Ong
its older then me
there is?
Yup
T'au is the closes thing to a good faction, until you remember that everything is evil
Yeah fire warrior
oh god yeah the firewarrior game
So they are going to kill everything
Worst one in existence unfortunately
T‘autanfall when?
They do got interesting looking mechs
Except they’re the least evil
They’re goated
Like, honestly. if I had to live as a human in 40k.
I would live in the T'au empire
honestly i think i wouldn't care at all about tau if it wasn't for the kroot, i really like the kroot
By the way T'au kisser, if the T'au Empire took over and then they discovered that humans are affecting the warp by just existing then you better be prepared for a mass killing
Not to mention Shadowsun’s gargantuan boobies
the T'au already know
yeah
Dumbasses
fun fact
the T'au have MULTIPLE highly psychic sensitive species
but they don't really have to worry about daemonic incursions
The t‘aus warp presence is really small
humanity only was screwed because of the emp being selfish and using humanity for his own ends
the reason I suspect is
the tau treat people well, and don't make their lives suffering which often draws in daemons
because he thought only he could save things, and ended up dooming humanity for certain
Isn't the other way around?
The humans only created a t‘au god because of their warp presence
it isn't exclusive to humans
humans were not the sole cause of it, but they were one of its biggest contributors
the leader of america currently also claims to do things for the greater good
, i think framing it like that is... just how it works when you are doing it
It was a failed warp drive experiment right?
tau more like
when they first encountered the god during the 4th sphere, and some of the tau there began to like
execute humans
and they got SEVERELY punished
I think the problem is that it isn’t a T‘au with massive boobs
Like, the T'au have problems, its just
The T'au is evil because everyone is evil
i feel like that would only make the problem worse, as in it would only make the remaining humans add to the problem more
Participate in my stratified CASTE system 😈
well actually
Because they believed the humans were the source and believing in the greater good as a god is considered treason
everybody kinda has a caste system
Why not
humans tend to do it naturally, its something we need to navigate better as a species lol
is that it is purely based on biological things.
the t'au caste system isn't like indias caste system irl
thank you herbert spencer !
uhm
not really
thats not how humans work but Okay
The caste system makes sense, the Greater good/5th caste is the mistery
I Will Not Get Into That Argument Because It's Too Intensive And This Is Not The Server For It
Farsight eliminated the cast system on his planets by the way
but humans do not necessarily need a caste or hierarchial system to thrive
yeah he did
IRL Caste system was much more brutal than Tau's
when i say everybody has it, i mean everybody in 40k
the orcs, the necrons, the imperium
For the t‘au it makes sense
To have one
what of the tyranids? I'm interested in that
its literally how all social animals work. I wasn't saying they need it, i was saying thats what we do naturally and that we need to learn to navigate it better (as in not give into it and step away from it as much as we can... better lol)
could it even be called a caste?
i dont actually know...
I have seen some like, absolute morons before go like 'oh you would be more free in the imperium then the tau'
it's a bit of a blurry line with them..
NO. NO YOU WOULDN'T
they're comparing hive scum freedom to geniune society freedom
like yeah technically you're FREE in the imperium
but you're like
free.
in the worst way
Nids have different hive fleets but they're sorta just a big hive mind
I wouldn't say anything in the imperium is freedom
Except you’re not
I thought humans had a more Master servant kind of thing not a caste system 
the tyranids dont really have hierarchy?
its complicated
You’re basically born into slave labor unless you’re rich
I think nids are the 1 exception
They're are a hivemind
or you're a hive scum
I kinda see parallels
It's just roles
Nids hierarchy is FOOD
if youre a larger tyranid, youre just a stronger bioform meant to fit different purposes, but they dont really have ranks or anything
its more serfdom if we're being technical... and honestly serfdom can be pretty good or super horrible depending on the lord lol
Because overall it’s one entity controlling the overall thing
my issue with the imperium vs tau empire discussion comes from the community itself
humans are way different than conventional animals. a caste stratifies and marginalizes people depending on their fixed born traits. its not necessary, and its not needed. humans do not need castes or social hierarchies to function, especially when these social hierarchies give way to massive amounts of material and civil inequality
they go at eachothers throats alot
a serf under the Nightlords
the working hours and living conditions alone are like terrible
nobles, rogue traders and inquisitors, hell imperial knights, theres small freedoms on certain worlds as people are free enough to do commerce but limited by wealth like ours, depends on the world though the imperium is vast and varied
that makes sense because they are the top of the chain, and are the small small small minority
humans do not create castes naturally, they are not a biological inevitability
your average person in the server here would be a shrine janitor tbf
All Castes And Hierarchies Are Socially Constructed
Like in 40k you can get space transport there are merchabt ships
go climb that monumental skyscraper to lick the dust with your mechanical tongue
This Is A Verified Truthnuke
yeah, the average person is more free in the tau empire then the imperium of man
"im gonna paint my norn emissary today!"
starts playing pjsk 5 minutes later
that's an actual backstoryxchoice in darktide btw
cute
i'd rather live in the taus caste than the imperial caste
Be under-class and probably die by a severe infection in a Hiveworld or be under-class and have no balls




