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prolly gonna be awhile before we can try it tho
I made wine in my hallway the other week 
I mean I'll try
Aw makin me miss my alcohol
cant drink no mo
That sounds so good š
He owns a couple beehives so he's making honey mead
nice
Fawwwwwk
Skyrim reference??? 
Oo sounds tasty
Paired with a Sweet Roll
Or drinky? I don't know the word for it in English
Nah boss, Honey Nut Treat
Mah fuck it
Now I gotta go grab a cocktail


Who all was I talking about alcohol with
what do yall think about Lasagna?
I've only tried it once from a restuarant
Goated if made with Italian sausage
Wow ok nobody likes Italian sausage
sausage is made with camel livers so i do not respect it
All eats the same
where in the world did you get that information?
sausage is usually made using the intenstine of the animal the meat comes from
yeah i'm sure that's what RFK would want me to believe
oh.... i do hope youre joking
What dystopian universe do you live Mallow
if it sounds absolutely ridiculous i'm probably joking
Makes own Italian sausage
Magically has camel liver

these days, its hard to tell
i've heard some truly truly absurd things from people who truly believe it.
mostly from people who support the current regime
You are saying that back in the day it was easier to know if sausages had cancer
sausages had cancer?
Sausage cancer
reddit cancer
dontcha know its easier to farm the cancer since it grows faster?
Eh?
Swed meatball
Whats wrong with caramel liver?
it literally just depends on who's around and active at the time
mods ain't full time and aren't paid
like c'mon
Aquila have you been typing that for 10 minutes
well I typed it and then didn't hit enter for 10 minutes, I'm playing valheim maaaan
i wasn't even being sarcastic š
Peak
TRU
love silly bleh cat ā¤ļø
he toiing out
does the true level mod show for other ppl too
i saw a 40 once but idk if that was havoc or level
havoc sucks
guh
Zamn yall should unionize
Imagine online moderation becomes a job
For my new criminal enterprise: I'm running for planetary governor
Lord Jakka
If I get elected, all employees are legally allowed to put hands on the customer
Vote him now 
oh my
We bringing back the āits the price i told youā economics?
why is reviewing things hard :[
Not for Joe
huh?
wha?
Master this and you can always find imperfection within restraint
negative emotions are great for seeing the bigger picture
too much though will blind you
Reviewing something is hard when you have little in the way to compare the product you are reviewing
If you had more knowledge of what else is in the field, and provided bias only through expectations and competition. Things are easier
But no. āThe smelly ceo said something i didnt like, and it didnt cure my cancerā
The best way to review something with little experience is how well the thing you use works
How easy is it
it is a job for certain companies
it's all under the umbrella of social media management, i.e those people that get spammed with "silence brand" memes on twitter
Wendys twitter account and its consequences
favourite game cat without playing the game
social media and its consequences in general
hell, honestly we can just blame modern marketing as a concept
I didn't engage in facebook or twitter
like from the 1950's onward
Yea but I feel wendys getting spicy is what partially kicked off this culture of socia media accounts trying to be witty and quirky
wow the baby boomers were born around there
Baby boomers being born, but the people actually contributing to society at the time were silent generation and the ones before them
Gotta slice it up right
āShould have known betterā
āShould be held accountable for inexperienceā
āWasnt thereā
Kinda like how the millennials were being blamed for everything under the sun when they werent even in their 30s
now my generations is getting the same bs
gen z
Soon the lizard men will ride from the sewers
Idk about modern economics well enough.
Ik we contributed to the rise of brain rot media platforms like snapchat and TikTok
But. Eh.
Still have time
Brain rot was funny when it was a rare sort of meme youād stumble upon. Now itās just annoying with how widespread it is thanks to social media and the like.
I'm funny sometimes?
me too
does shock maul special or chainsword special do more to captain shields
all you need to know is they are proritizing the fake market over the real one
Chainsword helps add bleedstack thru shields if i remember right
ah ok im trying to figure which one to build solely for captain shield shred
Every. Single. Time. I try to hunt Omega on monster hunter wilds, and people join. We fail
I do it alone, easy
Just this once
Fucker named Kirito joins and gets blasted 3 times in like 2 minutes
Can't trust twinks to do anything right
Offing ourselves will give us the remake š
Every time i do the darktide event i die because of dumbasses
Id rather die in DT than MHW
Why
Because your entire team collectively gets what, 3 lives until the mission fails entirely
Think gog is the only boss that has more
I dont die 
Its the guy face tanking omega with dual blades
š«©
Anyone
Shit game design
Theres been over a dozen MH games since 2004, if it was shit design it would've been changed
Whole point of the endgame is to know your weapon and the monster
Maybe the people making it are shit designers?
Nah
They should kill a better video game designer and use his parts to make better game team designs
The life system is perfect for the type of game it is
And there are ways to mitigate it if you really feel you're a liability
It doesnt sound perfect to me
If YOU feel like a liability
DT players when a game is actually hard:
Not the team
No
Yea
Ollph is a bit of a baiter. We dont take em too serious
Me neither
Im aware 
J dont take myself serious eitherp
To confuse your enemies you must confuse urself
š§
But yeah
3 carts on a squad game can be steep when team wipes exist. Though rare.
The hp and resistances you can build up is pretty chunky overall
At the end of things like that where a guy makes you lose because he sucks farts from gorilla ass you should have an interactive QTE where you become a monkey and tear his scalp off
It would be rlly funny for me tho
In fact a monkey you fight that literally farts as an attack
oh yeah
i remember that
hmmm
Tertium Century Of Humiliation
VENTILATION PURGE, SNIPER GAUNTLET on HAVOC 30+
I think I've had 2 much 2 drink
i will voice act my enemy character
I think my brain is melting
No
same
It's rebuilding
No its not
Its a temple trembling trying not to give into impulses
should i change this enemy models?
Parrot tarot
Woaw thats rlly cool
thank you
Idk looks really early in development
but not enough
I just think you should make a boss that has really specific weak spots
Like hands
Good job making game
I can't give proper feedback because im tipsy
Give it comically large hands
Drinking isn't good because it lets you slip into darker mindsets...yeah ill play if you give me it
sell or not
Thank you
yea
I cant help but think
ā1st person TABSā
When i saw the model
i dont use ai
And put music on in the background wjen working
Never said u do lol
I love you
gay
use ai
ew no
I hate you
AI is only good in certain cases
good
Pulls off ur skin
I dont think people realize how much shit actually uses AI
AI has a lot of good uses but too many people write off AI wholesale just becase of genAI
had me there at toy chica
i like ai because it is cleansing the world of mediocre 'artists'
least obvious bait
Why is there another bait
Im the only real bait here
its good for them too because it makes them have to actually think outside the box a nd become interesting
Do you want to chug a bunch of canned farts
what r u even talking about
that just dont make sense
Respond now
it makes complete sense
ask an ai how it makes sense lol
it will explain it to you
outdated boy
thinklet
Okay but do you like canned farts
try thinking some time
See
pea brain
im busy playing a game
Compressed farts
and you arent authorised to understand anyway
Ur not playing a game
Ur on discord
Anyway
@potent bramble what do you think about compressed farts
Like
Compressed air but farts
holy shit based AI takes, overlords will approve in the coming apocalypse š

Are the AI defenders back? Goddamnit.
Its like the better version of air duster but farts
But because its farts
Its cooler
AI cant even think yet
its just code that makes up shit
Ai haters before they see the AI in titan fall 2:
its artificial without the intelligence
also hence why its called artificial intelligence
it isnt real intelligence
Chatgbt said im god so its intelligent
ai haters when ai in warhammer
I played Titanfall 2, I was a filthy Ronin main and Iām proud of it.
Chatgbt is smarter than some people
I dint meed as much water as ai
most people are stupider than AI because they werent taught
Wait wait you played WITHOUT the mech?
Jesus christ
Like
ai cant recreate raging at a roblox game and smashing your door
I played with the mech you silly goose.
Ah
also, hot take, i do actually use GPT5 often, but not just to have it do everything for me, i actually use it to try and learn shit (because using google is cbt)
difference is, AIs can't refuse to learn, meatsbags will refuse to learn š
Im drunk so im running at low capacity
Modquit
gone already
Im not done asking them about canned farts
(in ogryn voice)
Instead of drinking, have you considered reading philosophy.
surstrƶmming
Which personality
no but seriously AI is a great learning tool if you actually use it to learn and not just "grok is this true"
Brawler
i just call it the hungry one
see some philosophers were heavy drinkers so clearly if i drink ill be intelligent

bottle of whiskey..
Im not drinking anymore tonight so don't worry
Iā¦donāt think thatās how that works. lol
I'm going to ask Grok if I should eat this bowl of spaghetti I left out for a day right now
Adopt the mannerisms of intelligent people to become intelligent
Its trve
ai will set girls free from service jobs
what did i just walk in on
did u time travel from like the 1980s
The author of The Big Sleep 100% didn't forget a major plot point because of his drinking issues

Cool
genuinely incomprehensible bait
Lmao
Anyway like

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What do you think about fart flavored air dusters
SHHHHHHH
you guys dont understand the mental effect that has on a girls development

What is your opinion on fart flavored air dusters
and also random gross men dont deserve to have beautiful girls serving them especially not for $5
@potent bramble
Hey
Im talking to you
@potent bramble
Im fucking talking to you
Drunk Missus shenanigans.
grab em by the throat
its not cool to brick wall when someones asking you about fart flavored air dusters @potent bramble , have a heart man
why u so jealos do u wanna be a beautiful girl huh
u wanna be so hot and sexy with big booby
This couch sucks ass
But
I can definitely pass out in it
Ut i prolly wont
Not tired
nope im not insane
well then im craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyy š¤¤
ohio stare
imagine you see a beautiful car and youre like ''i wanna be the car'' instead of wanting to enjoy it and take care of it
What does this mean
ohio mechanical stare
Do people from Ohio have a signature stare?
If I see a small traditional like. 1950s car
Is that what youāre telling me, fellow Iron Warriors fan?
siege stare
idk
The only thing im thinking about is like
good morning chat
Being filled to the very crevices
who wouldnt want to be something epic asnd coiool
With clown girls
Good night chat.
gm
Atleast 20 clown girls can fit in one clown car
gen chat is real weird this fine saturday
you cant enjoy the car if you become the car
Maybe even more
hi proxy
as usual
erm actually sunday
Itās Sunday. 

Itās so over.
Hi goblin
in the only real time zone
warp gods are pleased with chat's chaotic energy tonight š

first day of the month
the loosh must flow
Oh shit, itās March
hi it's me
Im gonna grab one
proxy
it is you!!!!! hello
2 months till my bday
I'm proud of you
Good, i woke up 
I am just currently installing SM2 for first time
Have fun the gameplay is hopelessly same-y
Who's gonna hard carry me to Havoc 40?
Crickets
I mostly just need the leg armor at Havoc 25 I'm 23 right now
Let them suffer through the climb. Too many obviously carried Havoc-forged players nowadays. (Which is part of why I stopped playing Havoc lol.)
the drip always gets them š
hello, does anyone have any idea why i dont have the havoc unlocked? but i already did a Maelstorm, and is a max level character
Per profile gotta be 30
Das weird
Maybe talk to dukane again?
What if you only have one character
You need to be rank 30 regardless
Unless you playing with a different character
i can also already interact with the Dukane's Havoc Terminal and i can already play the havoc, but says i need minimum of 2 player
that is not max
I dont remember Havoc being such a pain to unlock 
have fun partially
Ah you need a full party
you have to host a lobby
yes, the gamemode is party only

or join one
Host yourself or join one
Oh lmao
Welcome to party finder hell
Yeah thats the thing 4 everyone
i cant join one since i have it locked in the party finder
its grayed out at the selection. cant send the Screen Shot Here
We bringing the "You'll get no service but these hands" economics
NVM figured it out, i have to not select a difficulty
hmm
any tips on how to get a lot of the box resource thing?
Play havoc
Reach the highest rank you can do per week
The higher the rank, the better the loot
farming auric is faster actually
yeah way faster
ew
people dont play havoc for materials anyway unless you are low
Clear your filters
and it feels like they increased the spawn rate recently thereās diamantine everywhere
in the higher ones
it's always good to do a havoc for the cache and then just grind
only need to do one of a decent rank for some materials
there is also a good amount in the event
We love our high havoc bullshit spawns
i love ourple
heās gonna make one build a and be out
until he gets a shit ton
Dude literally suck my entire load its good
You subterranean monkey
jack cola is mid af

I will literally kick your ass the very first second I see you
rum or bum mate
You kick ass?
I will Kick you in the bum
I kiss you
Rum
too short
Guys
Nyo
theres a catch to that
She will swing her arms wildly like in 1950s cartoons
Aaaaa
Dont anger smol people
or lose an arm
Who said i wasnt a run either?
If anything that means i mnow what im talking about
Milkhut not understanding the American dream of working at a gas station to pay for bills and a kid as a single mother with no family in the 70s
i remember playing havoc too much and when I went to bed all i could think or dream of was darktide

I dream of other people's lives or the future
Am I rich and happy
Never had a dream of you
Would you like to 
Usually it's about the dentist appointments people i hardly know had the other day
I dont think i could force myself to honestly
I can try
thinks
Stabs ur ankles
havoc tiem
Of course they are, you practically live on your knees
fun to see "Havoc Forged" zealot run into DH twice and tries to run away from it
Sorry

Hanging tomorrow
sanging
banging
Ur not dying until i say so 
ganging
Idea: tech priest that signals shes 2 steps away from servitorizing you by looking like shes about to cry
tech priest and iron hands techmarine turning you into a flying head
Hot damn we are getting to the point where candy might as well be exotic goods
And itās used to record sick kill videos
What?
Candy expensive?
Everything expensive in this economy tho
$5 for a bag of m&ms
I can buy a freezer item instead
Candy is cheap here, even the good stuff
corner store here sell candy for like cheap
Cheap better be $2.50 average
Are you 2.50 average
The store im in sells
2.70 for regular sized candy
$4 for king size
Is Zealot good right now or still not the best?
Thats just the bars of candy. Not even anything else
Zealots in a decent spot
We arent relying on The One Build anymore
Most knife zealots are on scum tho
And the tankier folks on arbites
I've been rocking Scum for awhile and they're a lot of fun, I wanna start up a new character but debating on Veteran or Zealot
In this game I'm more of a melee guy so I'm not sure lol
Vet is still not fun to level up i wont lie chief
Awhile ago everyone told me to pick Vet but I ended up going with Scum lol
nothing beats the shroudfield knife zealot feeling
Is Vet good with melee or do you mainly use your guns? I've never tried it
You can build melee vet
Every patch i always hear about shovel builds
But like. Ive also heard of people just not going for keystones on vet sometimes for the extra toughness regen
I hear ya, I noticed a lot of people recommend the dueling sword as well
I guess that's why I kinda got bored of Zealot awhile back considering it was mainly one build, I played Zealot when I first got the game on console but haven't played much of them since lol
should get back into darktide as psyker and just BLOW UP
Vet was best back when movement was slower and auric was being introduced. Invis and smoke nades
Most people end up on psyker or oggy
Us masos end up on zeal (martyrdom build is amazing this year)
And
Ogryn is such dumb fun lol, but going from the quickness of Hive Scum, it's such a shock to realize how slow they are
If you are transitioning from scum
Knife zealot
Knife zealot sounds like a lot of fun, but God that Relic Blade always calls to me
Dueling sword going from only psyker was the begining of the end
it was obvious to anyone intelligent enough to realise a scoreboard is needed
the thammer promises great bonks
Iowa county map
the dog character is a celebration of failure
i went from hive scum to vet after like a week of scumming and my dodge timings were atrociously fucked
I'm honestly not a fan of the Dueling Blade, it reminds me of Saltzspyre on Vermintide which is fun, but I prefer the bigger weapons, Relic and the big ass chainsword on Zealot was my favourite, I can't remember the name.
Oh shit is it that much different?
relic sword was also a massive wound into hte games soul
you dodge so much farther and faster
That's gonna fuck me up lmao
like even movement vet isnt enough
scum can literally dodge like 2x as far and 2x as fast
Maybe I'll just say fuck it and go Ogryn again, it's been awhile
Yeah Scum's dodge is insane
you can def learn the normal and scum timing together
but the initial whiplash from scum to normal is crazy
I like playing what's good on this game but not what's TOO good, I'm not touching Psyker right now since I don't want to just stroll through the high difficulties tbh.
hive is really fun but insanely busted
Oh yeah definitely, I felt it at the higher levels
i wish i could play them without feeling like a hog
play gun psyker then
i eat all the enemies as hive nomnomnom i do 1 mil everyone else does 200k
At first I was dying a ton, but then once I hit level 20 it clicked
hive scum locked in
Is Ogryn that bad rn though?
ogryn isnt bad
I see everyone rates it as the worst atm
need to level up my hvie
but gungryn isnt great
which is like
you only have 2 choices as ogryn
melee or ranged
how you in here without max level for all cahract4ers
everyone is max level but hive
how many hours do u have
Melee will always be my favourite
gungryn bug that i hate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD8JgJU827E&feature=youtu.be
400 hours
I wonder what horde games are out there that focus solely on gunplay
Wo turning into spongey rogelikes
same
well theres DRG survivor
i started playing and havent stopped
its so fun
if i get bored of 1 class i can just make a new one
That seems so annoying lmao
it really is and has cost me rounds a few times
because the slowness means literal less dps
playing between ogryn and psyker is fun to me
The FPS on this game is so jank sometimes, on console its smooth but sometimes when they update the game, the FPS takes a hit, it's bizarre
But alright if you guys had to choose for a new class for me, should I go Vet, Zealot or Ogryn?
Me too, but that's mostly because I can't aim worth a damn
That's too real lmao
id say oggy

Iggy the Oggy
"iggy! get out of there!!"
What's the best weapon for Ogryn right now?
basher and pickaxe?
axe
Zeal vote
Vet: well rounded skillet for any situation.
Zealot: great tankiness for melee, but less effective with armoured enemies.
Oggy: Can slap and throw rocks
pretty sure as oggy you dont get interrupted doing that button thing
The vet is French frys
A lot of them can be fulfilling
But they go best with other stuff
Vet feels like cheating sometimes
Arbites is free eats
They were introduce as French frys then
yo whats up with people putting out online donations in bluesky
You make a compelling argument with that last point
is this also a common thing in twitter
no clue
not really but youll see a few
A have an ogryn named NeilPalmstrong. Its entire build is built around slapping everything. It's endless fun
im not but a server im in constantly puts out bluesky posts on a socials channel
a lot of them are people begging
tf
wrong
aside from the cat post I do not care for anything else

can someone carry ,e im apex legends
No
apex is still a thing?
cutthroat for being crazy
Isn't Loose Cannon the crazy one? š
I wish they'd update the game so we can hear more in-game lines in the character creator
I remember back when the game came out, I tried a Male Loose Cannon and holy shit, this guy sounds like he's always out of breath š
If you go cadian you are obligated to do loose cannon tho
Very true
I'm debating on doing a Female Loose Cannon with a hive ganger backstory, got recruited and just wants to kill things.
Something like that lol
The one that fought a Word Bearer?
The one that blew up the chaos marine thatās becoming possessed
Always thought it was a world eater
āCadia isnt just a placeā
Off topic but what do you guys think of Space Marine 2? I bought it awhile ago and only played a couple hours
I enjoy it.
I treat it as a horde brawler
slop
refined slop though
Power fantasy of carving through the horde rather than just hoping you can stop them from crashing on you
its alr, latest update was the biggest mess up from the devs
techmarine is nice tho
lack of customisations but hes still good
Unplayable until I moved it to my SSD. But... Meh. Tried playing it how I play Darktide and just got my head kicked in over and over
Yeah the class drop kinda sucked
Theyre new op and champion fit teams are dope, even if people disagree w the class the champions are on
I heard the latest update was kinda shitty, I gotta jump back in soon, it was pretty fun
I'm curious about their new game coming out, Toxic Commando
I just love horde shooters man
The demo was really fun
Thats awesome to hear, I'm on console so I can't play it, but I've heard good things
Techmarines tarantula turret are fairly strong too if you have the right perks set
Watched one tore through a the mini bosses fast
It's drip or drown in this house and I'm afraid of water
Heard they were adding the Power Greatsword next but idk how true that is
Would go hard on certain classes tho
They released new content
The op is amazing. Always is, for the game its in
But
The content everyone was looking forward to was a new class, new customization for said new class, and new voice lines all around. They dropped the ball a little on that, feeling like its not all there
The new voice pack is essentially just what youd get if you swapped language settings. Like putting hd2 on german bc the lines are practically tuned out at this point
The techy has the same issue, but its also possible that the reason the lines arenāt triggered is due to a bug.
Also techy stuffs are mixed on effectiveness. Im pretty sure if the ability was weaker at launch people would be crying more about the omniaxe than the lukewarm āits aightā it has now
At present, techy ability is op, but has reasonably limited up time
Unless built against that. Which people are doing
His invulnerability perk is 100% the go to pick for first prestige
He is just out there as a free kill for any enemy without that perk
100%, if doing higher diffs
I find mid level turret placements weird tho
A lot of in between points. One or two are in terminus spawn points at least
The turrets are really good, bad position of where they be
In absolute matches Iāve been that turret saves the team a lot more often since so much can happen in absolute matches
Weird having techmarine without the ability to place turrets and instead having the dinky shoulder gun
Do yall rub garlic on yalls toast?
Im still in need of my absolute runs
Me and duo put the game down for casual times unfortunately. We will run a 4 at most now
Garlic Bread
I eat it raw then have the toast
Id prefer weaker turrets that i can put anywhere than the shit we have to deal with on techy
in essence it is garlic and bread
Based
i do that with onions
raw onions are so good sometimes
Ok thatās extreme
is it true it taste like apples


Why? If it was not meant to be chomped why does it taste good and is apple shaped
Raw garlic is healthy
Fair point
i meant biting an onion but yeah garlic is healthy
what do italians do, like bake it in olive oil?
Me to the vampire I kidnapped
garlic? Yes they do!
Yeah I like doing this a lot recently
rub em on toast
I still think they should make it so techmarine can pick up one of the turrets at the cost of his equipment slot
But that's just me

Hey guys did you know thereās a way to get a baboon to lead you to water
Itās secret tech
You need salt
And some rope to trap da baboon
You put seeds in a tree trunk or something and cuz itās greedy it wonāt let go of the seeds and you make the hole just barely big enough itās hand fits
So when it grabs the seeds it canāt pull its arm out and it refuses to let go of the seeds
You tie it up to a tree and feed it salt which is a rare treat for thrm in the wild so they will eat it like a rare treat
Feed it alot of salt then untie it when it looks thirsty or something
did you just see that one vid about it, i remember seeing that a long time ago
Chase after said baboon as it runs off to its water source
Dude got a 4 yo short on his tiktok page
Yo I remember that vid
some aboriginal tribe in africa or something
No I was just thinking about it
Itās funny they call the monkey greedy
Like itās a monkey lmao
I bet it was an ai short reusing old info
Did you know you clench when you yell
Bro swapped from salt to seeds
How do we know bro isnt the ai?

Yeah but like
Imagine liking thrm so much if you had a handful and your arm was stuck in between the couch
You would refuse to let go
And just be stuck
So determined that someone could tie you up
i would not eat something thats been inbetween my couch ngl 
I donāt know whatās a good example
Its salt
Spices are trade commodities
Lot of wildlife like salt
Salt make you thirsty
When you are thirsty you need water
Itās all ā MAKE SURE THR BABOON CAN SEE YOU HIDE THE SEEDS IN THE TREE HOLEā
like those mountain goats licking the side of a mountain for a bit of salt
Salt is rare in the wild
True
Bro imagine being a dog
Grass tastes sweet
Like candy
Imagine just taking a bite out of grass like itās fucking sugar
idk meng, theres some dogs out there that eat better than i do
givin em steaks and shit
dayum
I have yet to try actual steak 
Imagine being cats special growing āperformance enhancement drugsā (catnip)
real
Considering cats are obligate carnivores
They dont need to be able to taste other things
Its not good for survival
But that sniff game tho
sniffing it
Humanoid cats in our evolution stage would be absolute freaks
No but like
Their taste buds broke
One of ther ancestors had a mutation
Itās all because some random ancestor species having a random mutation
Domestication? Makes sense
Mercy extermination of pugs
It would be like if we could only enjoy sour flavors cuz one of our Neanderthal ancestors had a random mutation
Itās tragic lol
Literal random debuff
Carried over to all cats lol
Cyber pugs
werent there news about some people tryina fix the breed
so theres a latest breed of pugs that have like dog snouts now
Fixing any pure breed is just mixing it with other breeds
instead of being flat faced or whatever
āPure breedingā is just inbreeding
Forcefully reintroducing specific traits of a gene pool, only keeping offspring that show the trait
Not just the flat snout
Yeah so a lot of breeds with issues is cuz of that
bro down bad
Lik German Shepardās have hip problems
how many of those stickers do you have 
The solution is let the dogs just get with who they love
Too many
Not enough
LAMIA
RELEASE THE HORSE FUCKER
Wuuh da hell
Wait hold on i forgot they have the attention span of a gnat
@nocturne bloom
Iām pretty sure a horse would just kick you
Lmao
It wasnt censored before
Golshi the goat
When his sperm could buy you a house
He also ran faster than he ever ran in his career after retired besting his speed record easily
EASILY
Didnt they have a physical checkout after his retirement
he had no damage from wear and tear like other horses
blud was still healthy as fuck
Yeah he didnāt get all aged and worn down
apparently indicating it didnt give it everything it had during racing
Bro wasnāt even trying yeah
Thatās why when he retired he beat his speed record EASILY
He just didnāt give a fuck about racing
Just having fun lol
He could of easily decimated every race he was in
Instead he just fucked around won some retired banged a lot and beat his top speed easily
Also he fucking attacked his rider so many times
Goldship apparently was more rough than they are depicted in that horse game
Their rider just commented that goldship was even worse
Goldship is those max level mother fuckers who ask a bunch of lvl 1 fucking losers to fight the boss bad guy super Satan because heās too busy
pretty much
Just saw a tiktok of a guy describing nurgle as the god of alcoholism and the more i think abt it i kinda agree
All of his kids are also freak horses who are fast and just fuck around
Various levels of that but that seems to just be his lineage trait
pretty much
I mean itās neat
daiwa scarlet my goat
He has a limit breaker
get's you addicted , numbs the pain , can't quit cuz then all the pain comes back , is waiting for you to be at your lowest and so on
Like this makes sense
Alcohol smells awfull and ppl enjoy it
Im just saying the thematic is there
Alcohol farts
That too
Man takes a drink. Drink takes a drink, drink takes the man.
Remember Nurgle does not love you. He loves the bugs inside of you.
I wonder if nurgle likes the appendix
no from scooby doo
Pointless - can kill you
SCOOB
Yeah thatās what I mean
I bet shaggy is one of nurgles guys
Or do you think thatās more of a slan thing
I just thought nurgle would be into the reggae
Sometimes when i get bad teammates i wonder how far down the norwood scale they are
Whut
wats a norwood scale
Why do you all have so many scales
The scale of how much one is balding
we got scales for that? 
i learned it from the russian badger
Showing levels of balding and doing stuf to stop it or reverse it
Thatās offensive. They preferred the term dad build
Like imagine a home renovation
And examples of how fucked a house is
Until itās beyond repair
But instead of that itās baldness
And pictures of dudes heads going through the stages of baldness
Like itās some post California forest fire repairs
The shrek build
The king body type
Speed run gout
Shrek, the inspiration of a generation
lowky fire lmao
The world was different when shrek 1 came out
Dead ass think about it
Itās like a different timeline
Timeline events exist man
Harambe
The challenger explosion
The Hindenburg explosion
Tupac
Balding scale
Apparently, the best way to tell if ur gonna be bald is to look at one of your grandfathers
And as a society we just went haha funny
Some people get hair from they maternal side
Thankfully
Genetics is a fucking cocktail
both sets of grandads in my family had a blessed hairline until they passed
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Then it's probably maternal grandfather then
WWyd if you took a dna test and it came back saying you were 3 percent Bigfoot
I would believe it because I am tall as hell
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What about 3 percent frog
I would ask where the fuck my jumping ability went š š„
We should climb trees more


