general-chat

[real wasp]

@honest nest

[zenith pollen]

What other life goals do you have other then consuming everything

[dire kayak]

i wanna be an epidemiologist someday :3

[twin dirge]

I wanna make money someday

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[thin wagon]

Finally, I get to perish in a war.

Fulfilling a lot of personal cinematic desires

[jaunty path]

The one time its an advantage to be a fat chud

All of you are dying as conscripts

[twin dirge]

Hello goober

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp :3

[jaunty path]

You're dying by shapnel IED

[thin wagon]

Yussss

[jaunty path]

Not even near you

[twin dirge]

Do you have any idea how fast id defect

[thin wagon]

I'll do a flip before I hit the ground for you

[jaunty path]

Like a mile away

Just unlucky

[twin dirge]

Id rather get shot in the back as a traitor than do some wack shit like fight for rich people

Chat when do we take all the people who start the wars and lock them in a cage to duke it out

Whoever wins rules the world

[thin wagon]

That would be surprisingly uncharacteristic. I've been rather lucky my whole life.

[thin wagon]

You right. I do yearn for an ontologically evil enemy

[marsh iris]

doomtide

[thin wagon]

I love vermintide, but I do wish they'd do an AoS style game with Darktide style customization and leveling.

[south valve]

Just parry

[thin wagon]

Bro if I watch you parry shrapnel I will erect a statue in your honor

Iwo Jima style

[south valve]

[south valve]

A trench crusade game would be cool, but that probably won't ever happen in our lifetime 😔

[round mica]

sex

[lilac crag]

hello chat

[cosmic burrow]

I slept for 3hours

My head hurts

Im hungy

Help

[dire kayak]

darktide reference

[south valve]

drink some water maybe?

I heard that's good to do after a nap because you weren't drinking in all that time

[cosmic burrow]

I did that

[south valve]

That was the extent of my medical advice

[cosmic burrow]

Now at my local bar to get food for me family

[quaint moss]

batbar

by the bats

what a kind man

[south valve]

Brings a new meaning to fruitbat

[cosmic burrow]

After i eat

Its drg time

[dire kayak]

rock and stone

[cosmic burrow]

2 missions to end core hunt

[cosmic burrow]

But the overclock pool is ever smaller

On engie specifically

I really want to get pumpaction for the shotgun

Heh

Funny thing

Only driller weapons are like are thr base ones

On the rest of classes i like nearly all of them

Flamethrower with face melter is a beast

[thick coyote]

Tru

[south valve]

Me when I waste all my money trying to get a 60% mobility weapon

[dire kayak]

literally me rn

[wind onyx]

longshank moment

[drowsy prawn]

sweat summer child, wait til you have to roll for optml plasma

[south valve]

[south valve]

I think one of the psyker staffs took me a while for some reason

[drowsy prawn]

you talking about the meme inferno staff, that's mid difficulty, you just trying to get warp res as low as possible

the plasma you have to hit exact stats 😭

[south valve]

Warp res I think, yeah

[south valve]

Sounds like agony

[thick coyote]

@mortal sleet

[south valve]

Are those actually the numbers you need?

I just went for 60 charge I think :(

[teal token]

Where update?

[sleek harness]

Updating

[teal token]

Where?

[delicate vapor]

ice cream time

[sleek harness]

In Fatshark's home

[dire kayak]

shareee,,,,,

ill bite your enemies

[delicate vapor]

Sure

[dire kayak]

YAY

[delicate vapor]

Ohio stare

[sleek harness]

If I was someone else I would call this a simp act

[delicate vapor]

[gilded crown]

Hello darktiders

It’s vermintime

[sleek harness]

Does anyone questions what is happening on the SM2 server general chat

Because I am

[south valve]

What's happening?

[sleek harness]

Jobless people complaining

Was complaining

Now it's slowing down

[south valve]

Oh right

[dark minnow]

Hey folks, is there a new player guide you can rec?

[south valve]

Just petty criticisms of the game I'd imagine?

[dire kayak]

not really i dont think, but sefoni should teach you most of the things you need to know

[sleek harness]

I think the tutorial is good enough

[south valve]

I'm not fully sure, but I saw one from Reginald that had went over some of the core mechanics

[south valve]

agreed honestly

you learn a lot just from experience

[split mauve]

the tutorial is pretty turboass

but just play the game

[dark minnow]

the stats are overwhelming, and huh dmg on weapon doesnt mean it feels good e.g axe had twice the dmg of shovel but felt super slow

[south valve]

I wouldn't worry about that for now

[split mauve]

well yes, that's just the damage of a single hit

[south valve]

Get a feel for how the game plays, then learn more about it as you go :)

[dark minnow]

just burn through the chapters?

[dire kayak]

hey kid! you wanna try space aids?

[sleek harness]

What

I don't get the reference

[dire kayak]

death guard

[sleek harness]

I don't think the Death Guard said that to some kid

[drowsy lynx]

Each class channel in this discord has a guide in the pins for information on playing that class. They're pretty in depth which can be a bit much for new players. The one pinned in veteran class channel has a lot of general game mechanics stuff in it too

[dark minnow]

Thanks will take a look

[faint charm]

why only blood angels got black rage

while they're not the only ones who lost their primarch

[dire kayak]

because the iron hands are too based to have the black rage

[faint charm]

makes sense

wait

why are they named

iron hands

and iron warriors

like

steel is better than iron

no they got plasteels and shit

its a very bad name

its like modern day US forces naming one of their division like

ford fiesta warriors

rtx3060 guards

[dire kayak]

the iron warriors' main shout is "iron within, iron without"

and the iron hands are mostly with the mechanicus

which has a focus on metals

[faint charm]

yeah imagine they meet some other chapter named steel warriors

who shout steel within, steel without

they would feel very sad

[south valve]

I think it's more because of what iron symbolises

The Imperium love their traditon and all

[faint charm]

do they even use iron

widely

its all plasteel this ceramite that

[south valve]

Probably not?

[faint charm]

damn

[south valve]

Yeah I think so

I know very little about the lore though, so

very good chance I'm wrong

[faint charm]

hmm

probably some wrought iron or cast iron is still used

would work i guess

[south valve]

Maybe

I guess this is the society that still uses gothic architecture millennia after the space age, so you're probably right

[faint charm]

theres probably some skillet from 21th century

[sleek harness]

Reinforced iron

Like everything in this universe

Everthing is reinforced

[faint charm]

except human soul....

tasty..

yum

[dark minnow]

the capture system is a real turn off as a new player. missing half the match while team mates complete the objective

[jaunty path]

Wdym

Like dying?

[faint charm]

capture system?

[jaunty path]

Yeah it blows ass but its to incentivize you not to die. And you can avoid getting spawned far away if your team falls back

[faint charm]

ohh

[dire kayak]

ill be honest i never had a problem with the capture system even as a new player

[south valve]

I just got an ad in Russian wth

[faint charm]

i forgot what happens in l4d

when u die

[jaunty path]

As a melee psyker I don't entirely mind the event but that's talking from the perspective of one who can 1 to 3 shot ogyrn enemies

[faint charm]

did u just die or do you respawn

[jaunty path]

For me. Bulwarks are kinda fun in that sense

[faint charm]

i forgot

[dire kayak]

personman is probably having the time of his life on this event it's so fun to one hit crushers with the thammer

[jaunty path]

Beyond that. I don't like the bursters

The bursters are really. Really fucking annoying lol.

[dire kayak]

very true

but when have they ever not been?

[jaunty path]

Not in a way that's fun either

[jaunty path]

When they spawn normally

Here. They spawn like

A dozen at a time

And its not nice at all.

Unfortunately I won't be playing darktide today as I have a trip

[dire kayak]

take me with you

[jaunty path]

You are not drinking!!!

Melee psyker is really fun...

Only problem I have is maintaining enough peril to keep my cleave high

[dire kayak]

so real,,,,

[dire kayak]

whyyyyy :(((((

[jaunty path]

No habit to get into and you'll probably be wasted first sip

[modest flume]

Don't drink and face your demons Mano a Mano

[jaunty path]

I drink and get stupid and emotional

But im always stupid and emotional

[shy sandal]

You "die", but your team later on finds the character you were playing stuck somewhere asking for help, and then they rescue him as a way to "respawn" a player.

The only canonincal death we know so far in the story is ||Bill after he sacrifices himself to save the others||

[jaunty path]

Tbh drinking only makes me more emotionally honest

[faint charm]

its basically same then

[dire kayak]

but that's harddd

though id rather just hug someone than drink

[shy sandal]

Pretty much, only difference is you open a locked door in l4d, and in darktide you untie them

[faint charm]

i like being tied

[modest flume]

Safer and healthier option

[jaunty path]

Whats unsafe and unhealthy about drinking profusely

The liquer tells me the truth

The ops are coming for me

I need to destroy my enemies

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[modest flume]

You can do all that without the drink

Get addicted to adrenaline instead

[shy sandal]

I can't drink because of my condition. But god damn do i wish i could

[dire kayak]

i just play umamusume and pjsk until the voices stop bullying me

[shy sandal]

I enjoy alcohol in moderation or in a controlled enviroment

[jaunty path]

Right but how would I channel Jim Lehey from trailer park boys?

[modest flume]

I bully the voices

[patent grove]

Channel cheech & chong instead

[tired steeple]

Anyone wanna play fortnite

[modest flume]

Real talk, nothing wrong with that. Moderation is the key. Even water lol

[jaunty path]

Are you 30

I only know those 2 from my dad

But hes like 60

Also

Arent those 2 stoners

Fuck my dads 60

[shy sandal]

Yeah, but due to my mental disorder if i get a little high from the booze. It could disregulate me and make me freak the fuck out afterwards. So it's not worth the risk

I'm constantly playing a game of Jenga with my brain trying to not make it crash tf out

[thin wagon]

Yeah time works that way, huh.

[jaunty path]

Real

Ocd is CBT

[shy sandal]

In my case it's Bipolar type 1

[thin wagon]

I do enjoy a good night out with responsible consumption.

[jaunty path]

Oof

[zenith pollen]

How often do you drink

[jaunty path]

Demoman tf2

[thin wagon]

Better question, often don't you.

[jaunty path]

Not a lot lately as I have none

[zenith pollen]

Your liver hates you

[thin wagon]

Their liver challenges them

[jaunty path]

No its a tf2 reference

[sleek harness]

So if you drink water it poisons you?

[jaunty path]

So its wholesome chungus

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[jaunty path]

But no I haven't been drinking since uh

Uhhhh

[zenith pollen]

Yeah thats why im saying your liver hates you

Be drinks alot

[jaunty path]

Im awful with time

Probably 2 weeks ago since I finished my spiced rum

2 or 3

2 and a half atleasy

[dire kayak]

missus im going to eat all your drinks

[jaunty path]

When I had it I liked to mix it in with chocolate milk. 2 glasses max

[patent grove]

Are you implying 30 is really old

[sleek harness]

30 is old

[faint charm]

fuck you

im 35 yrs old

[jaunty path]

Fossil

[faint charm]

im not that old

[patent grove]

oof

[thin wagon]

Damn.. I'm getting close to fossil then

[sleek harness]

Yall are dust

[faint charm]

its not that old in

uhh

stitch age

stitch years

[thin wagon]

Ya know maybe I will go out tonight. I usually say this but then I get anxious and just stay home.

[jaunty path]

Ancient relic

[faint charm]

when i was born

there was soviet union

[patent grove]

I have anime on VHS tapes..

[thin wagon]

"I'm very old for my age"

[jaunty path]

Sick

[floral dragon]

Darktide rn is like my i have nothing else to play game but it's probably always gonna be fun to come back to. I'm still pretty new but I've grown so use to games with constant progression but I like how you get to 30 fairly quickly and the game is more about making builds and experimenting

[jaunty path]

But also

Old

[floral dragon]

I'm not a fan of ogryn tho. I see ppl use him and they do so well but I prefer the pace of veteran a lot more

I started with zealot. Haven't really touched my psyker I made. I'll probably buy the other two classes when the next one launches

Almost bought borderlands 4 when it was on sale but that game just doesn't appeal to me anymore

What have yall been playing that's kind of focused on multi-player pve with lots of progression aside from sm2 or helldivers cause I'm burnt out on those two

[patent grove]

I've been playing a little bit of BG3

[faint charm]

holy shit

nice pfp

[patent grove]

Thats fun pve multi

[delicate vapor]

id say whatever on roblox lol

[thin wagon]

I have a semi-niche sword fighting game I sink unreasonable amounts of time into

[patent grove]

KCD?

[thin wagon]

Mordhau. Demon Horde game mode.

But that game is slowly dying. It gets some new players but their is the the skill plateau that seems to bar off newcomers

[patent grove]

Haven't heard of that one

[floral dragon]

I almost got the new "painkiller" on the Xbox sale but saw there's like no one who plays it. It looks fun but I guess it flopped

[thin wagon]

Half Sword looks fun to me

That one feels goofy but when you get the hang of it leads to some awesome exchanges

[south valve]

Who's your favourite character?

so far at least

[patent grove]

Too many games, not enough time

Karlach

She cracks me up

[south valve]

Ooo good choice

she's very goofy, yeah

[patent grove]

Got started on the elden ring dlc too but darktide keeps me distracted

[zenith pollen]

and havoc

[zenith pollen]

just accept the fact you are not able to play and finish every game

[floral dragon]

I might try this new painkiller. 20 bucks even if it's low playerbase. Looks fun even if it's just 40 hours till I'm bored

[jaunty path]

I can give you a melee psyker build I'm having a lot of fun with.

Though I feel it takes a bit of skill and movement to use proper.

[floral dragon]

I just can't wait till killing floor 3 adds more stuff

[jaunty path]

But its super effective in killing ogyrns

[zenith pollen]

if it kills your pain go for it

[floral dragon]

I bought death road to Canada for 4.50 on Xbox thinking that would satisfy me a little and I hate it

[jaunty path]

Always watch gameplay

[zenith pollen]

i have a electrokinetic staff build where i click on head and yell on hordes killing them

[floral dragon]

I'm gonna keep it cause I'm pretty sure my son will love it.

[jaunty path]

And check reviews

[patent grove]

Yeah bit my ocd!

[delicate vapor]

playinh psyker is like putting a bomb in the bathtub and sitting in it

[zenith pollen]

thats a good realization to stop playing slop and spend your time on quality

[floral dragon]

Reviews were amazing and gameplay looked awesome. It's just how it feels with attack inputs and everything just doesn't feel smooth.

[patent grove]

I try

[floral dragon]

Ever since Anthem I always wait till games launch and reviews are made and all that

[patent grove]

My current backlog is BG3, shadow of the erdtree, alan wake 2, and red dead 2

[floral dragon]

Deciding on painkiller I'm actually in the server rn asking questions about queues with randoms and the bots.

[dire kayak]

meow

[delicate vapor]

ok ok

[floral dragon]

I never completely finished elden but I loved nightreign

[delicate vapor]

i forgot

[zenith pollen]

i dont like red dead 2 from those

[floral dragon]

Holy cow was that fun. But randoms would just live on a prayer sometimes and not learn basic mechanics

[sleek harness]

Scrake I will murder you

Friendly of course

[floral dragon]

I love roguelikes so nightreign felt awesome for a while

[zenith pollen]

its yet another rockstar formula game

[floral dragon]

Love

[sleek harness]

What

[tired steeple]

anyone else disappointed by the sm2 update btw

[floral dragon]

I tried loving red dead 2. Objectively a good game but wasn't my cup of tea. Too much horse ass (just making a joke btw)

[foggy ruin]

Why are pox bursters like purely broken now? Like 5/10 times they explode before your push distance, and more times then not they make no noise before exploding.

[delicate vapor]

same

[zenith pollen]

its a typical rockstar game which im not a fan of

[floral dragon]

Wasn't enough to keep my interest. Played one match with tech and still don't feel like playing

[delicate vapor]

we gotta wait 2 months for customisations for techmarine

[hazy kestrel]

Been broken for a while

[sleek harness]

What is the typical

[hazy kestrel]

But mainly with sound cues

[floral dragon]

Plus I got the game to play online and it didn't work

[tired steeple]

I still enjoy sm2 cause it's just a generally fun game. It's like my comfort game where I play it just to chill out

[floral dragon]

Nonstop crashes

[patent grove]

Pushing poxbursters is bad now, at least in the event

[zenith pollen]

idk maybe everything every rockstar game feels identical to play

[sleek harness]

12 patch was shit tho

[zenith pollen]

only diffrent setting

and story

[foggy ruin]

They were better when I first started playing, like netters were worse, but yeah what ever change they made to the back code broke alot of things. Did help with performance a bit though

[floral dragon]

I think I have 600 hours in it so I'm simply tired of it is all

[tired steeple]

but man they were so bloody lazy with this update

[floral dragon]

I actually might have 700 in sm2 but I bet 200+ are afk

[sleek harness]

Huh??????????

[foggy ruin]

They aren't fun, and some how the devs suck so much they can't even realize

[zenith pollen]

skaven will hold you hostage

[sleek harness]

No

I like SM2

I am just disappointed

[dire kayak]

bites you

[hazy kestrel]

What is a poxburster but free martyrdom stacks?

[tired steeple]

techmarine feels fun but his voicelines are UNFINISHED??

[sleek harness]

With the new patch

[zenith pollen]

you heard me

[tired steeple]

WE HAD A PTS FOR THIS??

WHERE IS HIS VOICE

[dire kayak]

bites you hard

[floral dragon]

It's a take ppl hate but I usually silently think this way too

[halcyon pebble]

Locked behind dlc pack next month

[tired steeple]

"oh we're a AA company not a AAA company" oh my god bruh you're raking in millions from this game stop hiding behind this

[delicate vapor]

they had months to fix it up

[sleek harness]

The voices from the voice pack are also unfinished

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER.

[sleek harness]

They don't talk on the vox

[zenith pollen]

people hate it cause its true and truth hurts

[sleek harness]

So it's weird

[tired steeple]

yeah honestly bordering on a bloody scam

[sleek harness]

I mean, they probably can fix that in just one week or two

[dire kayak]

eats the restraining order

[sleek harness]

But that will depend if they want to

[floral dragon]

The warriors was good. Gta vice. Everything afterward felt like how madden games are. The 20th reskin of same gameplay

[zenith pollen]

im glad gow won goty 2018

[delicate vapor]

the community managers also did a odd job at damage control in sm2 server

[tired steeple]

you look at darktide and it comes out with two fully voiced fully finished classes lmao

[tired steeple]

hylia is a godawful community manager I have no clue how she hasn't been replaced

[zenith pollen]

best rockstar game is bully and i will die with this take

[sleek harness]

With every new class it adds 3000 more voice lines

SM2 can't do that

[delicate vapor]

they also do a pretty bad job at lying at our faces

[floral dragon]

I'm not gonna be wowed by gta 6 unless we can go to the moon and build a strip club there

[zenith pollen]

and why is that?

[faint charm]

red dead redemption 2 made me cry

[zenith pollen]

and 3 diffrent personalities to choose from

[sleek harness]

I don't know why are you asking me

[zenith pollen]

you are the sm2 expert here

[sleek harness]

No?

[tired steeple]

"yeah the techmarine is gonna have a voiceline for fall of atreus. The tech priest is gonna react to you having a tech marine"

meanwhile, fall of atreus when you have a techmarine in your team: "since there are no tech marines amongst you"

[zenith pollen]

well atleast you keep yappin about it

[tired steeple]

YOU LITERALLY SAID HE WAS GONNA REACT BUT HE DOESN'T

[sleek harness]

I just started playing it like 4 months ago

[zenith pollen]

bioshock 2 made my jaw drop

[tired steeple]

I haven't played darktide in like a month

I've been playing kenshi

mount & blade warband

some rimworld

[warm maple]

im gunna kenshit my pants

[sleek harness]

Surely they have all the voice files done and in the game, but they forgot to turn it on

Surely

[zenith pollen]

i would erase rdr2 if it meant bioshock will get a new game

[zenith pollen]

slave simulator

my favorite

[tired steeple]

also the fact he released with LESS cosmetics than other classes

I get he's new but the other classes had all this on release. WHy can't he?

[delicate vapor]

just wish saber had devs who actually KNOW warhammer instead of ones that dont care

[patent grove]

Ok, here is my hot take

Bioshock is a mediocre series

[sleek harness]

SM2 team is becoming lazy

[south valve]

Death.

[dire kayak]

mraowww

[patent grove]

Goldeneye N64 was garbage!

[south valve]

But seriously, what makes you say that?

[warm maple]

I think at best its a game that should of been for PC specifically because I think all FPS's should of been for PC

[halcyon pebble]

They have GW breathing down their neck

[sleek harness]

And also assholes, they are making us have to prestige techmarine to gain back the "prestige all classes once" shoulder guard

[tired steeple]

yeah that's not an excuse not to finish the voicelines and straight lie to our faces

[sleek harness]

Yeah they took it away from everyone

[tired steeple]

oh my fucking god

[patent grove]

Too old to remember why I didn't like it

[south valve]

Oh

[tired steeple]

that explains why I lost my shoulder pad on my raven guard heavy guy

[patent grove]

I'll play the remake

[south valve]

I mean, I can see why the gameplay wouldn't be for everyone

[sleek harness]

One of the mods commented on this like it was a funny situation

[south valve]

it's worth it for the story though

[sleek harness]

[tired steeple]

bioshock is more an atmosphere game than a gameplay game imo

more about soaking the world in

than fighting shit

[patent grove]

I did enjoy Bioshock 1, its 2 that I didn't enjoy

[tired steeple]

yeah people weren't that into 2

[south valve]

Absolutely

[zenith pollen]

i sometimes feel like i enjoyed 2 more then 1

[tired steeple]

it kinda is just 1 again but with a different story

[south valve]

that's fair

[tired steeple]

also you do not feel like a big hulking tank monster

[zenith pollen]

in my eyes its the best game i ever played

[south valve]

and then there's infinite

[zenith pollen]

i cant agree on that Sofia lamb was a way diffrent villan then fontaine

[tired steeple]

oh no I agree

that's why I said different story

different characters

but the gameplay is widely the same

[zenith pollen]

and the pillow scene made my jaw drop and left me baffled and shocked which never happend before with any game

[zenith pollen]

oh nvm then i cant read

[south valve]

I think it does improve on the gameplay of 1 a bit, but it's definitely fair to call it just more of the same

[zenith pollen]

and there is nothing i could complain about it its really fun and gives you many options how to play the game

[south valve]

Absolutely

[jaunty path]

People keep telling me to stop biting them..why?

[south valve]

the hacking was much better in 2

[patent grove]

I do love me some story driven fps games

Metro is goated

[zenith pollen]

do you want to get bitten by a stinking alcoholic?

[floral dragon]

The tech marine update also bugged some stuff out.
Some of my skins I own showed up in the accolade shop as not owned tho I own them.
I had to reinstall the new skin packs 3 times to get them to show up.
The ordeals for tech marine are also bugged but in a positive way lol. For instance I didn't kill any extremis with my servo gun but in one mission I somehow got 50 killed and that ordeal finished

[zenith pollen]

ARTYOM

[floral dragon]

Not a big deal on any of those bugs but it just feels sloppy

[zenith pollen]

i really enjoyed metro 2033

[jaunty path]

I mean if its a cute girl yea

[floral dragon]

My very first shift as an EMT/firefighter i got bit by a drunk

[zenith pollen]

are you a cute girl?

[jaunty path]

Congratulations

[jaunty path]

Yea

Oh. Dude.

[zenith pollen]

i guess ppl think otherwise if they dont want to get bitten by you

[jaunty path]

Dirtydan. I need to show you a channel now

K e k

[floral dragon]

I didn't win anything tho

[jaunty path]

Got battle scars

[floral dragon]

I actually got a bill in the mail for the ambulance transport. It was MY ambulance the medic had to drive

[zenith pollen]

you won a rabies shot

[floral dragon]

I called of course and explained the situation so I didn't have to pay but yeah I had to go to the hospital during my shift to immediately get tested for everything

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[zenith pollen]

if you got a few days of after i would want to get bitten again ngl

[floral dragon]

The funny part was the cops were escorting him to an UBER and out of no where he snapped and said F the police I'm not getting arrested and bit ME

[thin wagon]

Possibly 31 more days til any update announcements. Woohoo

[zenith pollen]

in what game

[delicate vapor]

dude

[floral dragon]

No I had to finish my shift lol. It's an A B C rotation so I had two days off regardless

[thin wagon]

This one assumably. Q2 is April 1st

[zenith pollen]

you should get bitten few days early

[floral dragon]

I don't firefight anymore tho. Quit after a back injury cause CPR became a painful process

[zenith pollen]

ok but what game

darktide?

sm2?

[floral dragon]

It's just a funny story tho I still laugh with my wife about it

[thin wagon]

Darktide yes, I thought "this one" clarified since this is the darktide discord.

[zenith pollen]

remember that time when a drunk bit me on my shift? ( insert family guy cutaway here)

[zenith pollen]

we talk about every game and event here BUT darktide

[jaunty path]

Oh I'm sorry about that 💀 call that shit friendly fire.

https://youtu.be/rsdee_AeZG4 I love this fire fighter/emt channel a lot. But be warned a lot of the videos are a little grisly. Not graphic just gross. Its all roleplay done by a single guy.

My favorite one is the double bloody dragon 😭

Theres another emt channel that covers mainly like

Party shit

2 ppl getting their tongue piercings stuck 💀

[zenith pollen]

with their current update frequancy you gonna die from old age before something happends

[split mauve]

lol a bill for an ambulance

[zenith pollen]

man i used to defend this game

[jaunty path]

🦅

[floral dragon]

I adore this man's content actually. So many are relatable. I was only an EMT for a couple years but in those two years I've dealt with almost every situation he jokes about

It's bonkers that ppl actually call 911 at 2 a.m for toe pain that has occurred for 5 weeks

[split mauve]

highguard vs killing floor 3 vs payday 3

[zenith pollen]

better late then never

[split mauve]

which game will kill its company first

[zenith pollen]

highguard cuz its their first game i think

idk not sure

[split mauve]

but Tripwire is owned by Embracer Group

[floral dragon]

The thing is there will be 5 healthy individuals who are able to drive in the house with them that could just take them to the hospital but ppl have this misconception that an ambulance makes you seen sooner but they all still get triaged

[zenith pollen]

and who that is?

[split mauve]

the software house behind killing floor

or you mean embracer group

[zenith pollen]

yeah

[split mauve]

that's their publisher and owners

[zenith pollen]

oh

they have power to shut them down

[floral dragon]

I still think kf3 is niche enough to survive particularly because of future updates. Tho they come so slowly the game may light up in another year from now. This oct they are actually adding seasonal content so we may even see krampus on Christmas hopefully

[split mauve]

they have been losing money year by year and they don't exactly have much patience for flops

[zenith pollen]

kf3 is a soulless ue5 slop

[split mauve]

kf3 has less players than highguard at the moment

[zenith pollen]

fr?

[floral dragon]

I may just be too hopeful honestly

[split mauve]

301 vs 437

[floral dragon]

I loved kf2

[zenith pollen]

300 ppl playng on steam rn

kf1 has more players

[floral dragon]

I'm tired of companies just trying to squeeze dollars at launch for trash. Might be an unpopular opinion but the marathon server slam saved me money

I was gonna buy that but I hate it already

[split mauve]

that has yet to be seen but i also hope marathon flops

[lilac crag]

it deserves to flop purely for what it did for d2 development

[floral dragon]

It feels horrible. The contrast is painful to look at as well. Gunplay is wacky

[split mauve]

yeah i believe you

[zenith pollen]

remember kf3 beta gunplay?

that was BAD

bb guns

[split mauve]

i found out there was going to be a kf3 by a video that shitted on the beta

a shame, i liked kf2

[floral dragon]

I'm glad darktide is reliable

They did good

[thin wagon]

Fatshark is coming around for sure.

[zenith pollen]

melee is so fuckin JUICY

and ninja in killing floor 3 is so fucken ass

like HOLY how do you make something this janky in 2026?

[split mauve]

i did see that ninja is trying to play a jankyass darktide in killing floor 3

[zenith pollen]

also there is no music in kf3

like none

you cant hear music in kf3

and when you hear it it sounds like generic youtube metal music royality free

[split mauve]

i'm glad they understood that everyone hates EDEAR or whatever the robots are in kf2

so they gave every zed a ranged attack instead

[jaunty path]

Didn't it flop already

And

Didn't it release when

Kf2 was 3 dollars lmao

[zenith pollen]

it flopped in beta

and on release

there are 300 players on steam

[split mauve]

it was free on ps+ after like a month

[zenith pollen]

and if they dont get their shit togheter the game will be officialy dead

[split mauve]

so you know they are fucked

[zenith pollen]

yeah almost instantly after launch and i bought the damn thing and i have it on my shelf

[jaunty path]

Lasted longer than highguard

[split mauve]

that has yet to be seen

[zenith pollen]

kf3 had 2 major updates already

[dire kayak]

whats kf2?

[split mauve]

""""major""""

[zenith pollen]

but its not enough

[zenith pollen]

killing floor 2

[split mauve]

they added like what

[dire kayak]

ohh

[zenith pollen]

you never played killing floor before goober?

[split mauve]

2 guns and a map?

and a zed type (which was an old zed)

still doesn't have text chat btw

[zenith pollen]

i care about bug and performance fixes more at the moment

[main furnace]

Should I go more health instead of more toughness for havoc

I forget if im remembering that right

[dire kayak]

not yet no

[zenith pollen]

missing out

[split mauve]

yeah but you can't really call those major updates

[thin wagon]

I'm more of the mindset of more toughnesss

[zenith pollen]

compared to major darkitide updates you are right

[main furnace]

I remember someone saying that gunners just shred it anyway? 2 health 1 toughness but that doesnt sound right to me

[split mauve]

when i think of major updates i think of much more content release

[zenith pollen]

get a 20% gunner resistance

[delicate vapor]

jackpot

[main furnace]

Always

Feel like thats a necessity yeah?

[thin wagon]

Eh... I usually dome a gunner before it is problematic to me.

[zenith pollen]

I have it on all my curios

[rancid shore]

tis time

to dark the tids

[zenith pollen]

Go 1 wound 2 toughness

[thin wagon]

Get them tids

[zenith pollen]

Thats how i do it

[thin wagon]

I do Wound, Toughness, Stamina

[main furnace]

I try to not use wounds they never feel worth

Im on vet so sometimes I use stamina

[winged oasis]

hmmmm is there a mrs. morrow

[thin wagon]

I always like having one extra down to lock in.

[delicate vapor]

hmmm

[delicate vapor]

make it happen

[main furnace]

Fair

Very fair

[winged oasis]

[main furnace]

Need that adrenaline boost

[thin wagon]

You running shout Vet?

[delicate vapor]

energy drink..

[thin wagon]

Engy dink

[dire kayak]

eny din

[floral dragon]

I'm running the squad leader build on games lantern for vet and it's carrying me big

My weapons are slightly off of whatever the recommended stats are but they are 80% in the most important ones

[thin wagon]

I run stance on vet to deal with things like gunners, shotgunners, maulers and occasionally reapers.

[floral dragon]

I wanna change it up eventually tho and level up ogryn to force myself to like ogryn

[thin wagon]

Ogryn is fun just accept you're going to get hit and just hit them harder.

[thick fog]

true

if only majority of ogryn players knowledge that

[delicate vapor]

ohio agree

[delicate vapor]

hit them first

simple

[real dust]

3 is a meme

it doesn’t feel like kf2 10%

[split mauve]

it's true

[main furnace]

Usually

[thin wagon]

Yeah less priority target killing capabilities can leave you open to gunner hordes.

Stance with plasma or helbore and you just knock em down like dominos.

[main furnace]

Ive had less trouble with them recently

[real dust]

payday 3 and kf3 are siblings

[main furnace]

Another question, should I have a resistance on each of my curios

Jesus spelling

[split mauve]

stillborn siblings

[real dust]

😂😂

you gotta be a specific type of stupid to make such failures of a game

[feral vessel]

Goooood evening Hive Tertium.

[tired steeple]

kf2 is awesome

payday 2 was pretty cool, I didn't get much into that one but I enjoyed it

[patent grove]

Did you play Exodus

[feral vessel]

holy fuck metro mentioned

for the love of god read the novels it's the best literature to come out of russia

[patent grove]

One of my all time fav trilogies

[feral vessel]

since like, puskin

[delicate vapor]

Oh yeah fudge brownie and chocolate milk time

[patent grove]

Yeah I've been meaning to read those as well as roadside picnic

I just played stalker 2 recently

[tired steeple]

is it any good

I liked SoC a lot

[zenith pollen]

the chesse creature knows peak

[zenith pollen]

not yet

[feral vessel]

stalker 2 doesn't have proper a-life so that instantly takes away 90% of the comedic value for npcs to do dumb shit

also just.. not as good as the previous games despite being visually better

[tired steeple]

I see

I'll probably get it on sale

[zenith pollen]

I wonder from which stalker game is that sound of a yell in a distance and like gun shots

[feral vessel]

SoC

it's part of the ambiance

there's like a 20 minute video of all the screaming ambiance in SoC

6 minute video, actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9-vYCS1CEc

[cosmic burrow]

those sounds are used in whole trilogy

[feral vessel]

Were they?

[cosmic burrow]

yes

[feral vessel]

I only remember them being part of the ambiance in SoC

both clear sky and pripyat felt more quiet

might have to replay the entire stalker series

[cosmic burrow]

they are quiter yes

but those are in the games

[feral vessel]

most memorable ambient sound will always be random meowing

[dire kayak]

meow :3

[feral vessel]

it is just very jarring to randomly hear meowing

[cosmic burrow]

bayun is calling you

also it maybe the effect of psi-fields in game

and in lore

[feral vessel]

I mean..

we don't ever see any actual cats in the Zone, right?

[dire kayak]

mraow :(

[feral vessel]

there's dogs (both blind dogs and pseudodogs), but not any cats

[tiny swift]

I ate gummy bear and now my stomach aches. What do

[feral vessel]

did you eat a gummy bear on an empty stomach

[tiny swift]

Ogryn said it's safe to eat

[cosmic burrow]

in stalker 2

bayun

mutated cats

they were based on ythological bayun

[tiny swift]

Yes, I was hungry

[feral vessel]

Oh, interesting.

[cosmic burrow]

and were cut mutatns from trilogy

like really

[feral vessel]

i guess that sort of explains it

[cosmic burrow]

look up anomalous dugout on yt

[feral vessel]

Weren't there quite a few cut mutants?

I recall Burers being one that was reused in Pripyat after being cut from SoC

worst enemy in the game easily

[tiny swift]

I'm cursing everyone in chat to eat strawberry pasta for 1 week.

[cosmic burrow]

izlom, karlik, tark all cut mutants

[feral vessel]

those too

[tiny swift]

Who is Nene and why is she crying

[patent grove]

I love it

[patent grove]

Exodus is so good

Damn, now I need to play it again 😤

[tiny swift]

Cao Cao will eat your ammunition

I'm sorry. I broke chat

[patent grove]

Cao cao?

[tiny swift]

Yes. I love Romance of 3 Kingdomes

Mafutu stare is another enigma

Anime is attacking us!

[sleek harness]

@fiery wave do the stare

[tiny swift]

Anime = evil

[feral vessel]

Hi skaven.

[tiny swift]

@dire kayak DON'T REACT to my messages with anime!

I know you like Yuri and Yaoi, I just can't prove it!

stop using anime to talk to me! i'm looking insane!

[feral vessel]

Those are considered bad things?

[tiny swift]

Death penatly, once comissar finds out

[feral vessel]

Didn't know 1984 was a manual for you people to follow.

[tiny swift]

unless they're into it too

Ning Jiao wo fu tianxia ren, xiu jiao tianxia ren fu wo

''I would rather betray the world, than let world betray me.'' 40 min before death lol

[floral dragon]

Not my One Piece

[tiny swift]

Akainu killing Ace

[floral dragon]

I'm not heavy into anime but I like some

[floral dragon]

Donut

[tiny swift]

heh

[floral dragon]

I've followed that show since I was a teen but taken breaks but I'm all caught up now and honestly it's heavy and long but there's one character who had a backstory that made me cry and I'm a grown ass man lol

I grew up watching dbz after school and stuff like that so every now and then I try to find an anime that scratches that itch

[patent grove]

yara yara daze

[limpid vigil]

I like anime cuz when i wanna cry i have options

Idk why but i like slice of life or romance anime more than the action ones

[sly fiber]

Were there any graphics changes or similar stuff lately? I used to be able to play smoothly but recently i lag a lot and i feel like im playing on my phone instead of an xbox

[patent grove]

There was an update a week or two ago that seems to have caused performance problems

[sly fiber]

Yea i think ill wait for it to be fixed, im lagging so bad i can even aim

[elder merlin]

Awaken, @sleek harness

[limpid vigil]

what is yalls fav weird sandwich combo?

that you have personally eaten

[languid hazel]

A scooby doo sandwich

[dire kayak]

ive had a sandwich like 6 times in my entire life

[languid hazel]

Mrrp

[limpid vigil]

as in a comically large stack of nondescript ingredients topped with two slices of bread?

[elder merlin]

Hmmm

[languid hazel]

Affirmative :3

[elder merlin]

Im a pretty simple sandwhich guy honestly

[limpid vigil]

damn mine does not seem so weird anymore

[elder merlin]

Freakiest i've done is add chips

[split mauve]

just put the salmon in there and nobody will get hurt

[dire kayak]

since ive never had any weird sandwiches im just gonna lie

vegemite sandwich

[elder merlin]

Lol

[limpid vigil]

grilled cheese with onion garlic and a sliced boiled egg on top

[elder merlin]

Damn

That sounds good

[limpid vigil]

well it was either that or adding canned corn to a grilled cheese wich i have done before. Not as bad as i thought it was gonna be

my grandma tho? She deserves kitchen hell

She once made a pizza with canned peas

to this day i cannot escape the taste that had

it was terrible

[dire kayak]

NKLENGKL

sobbing

[limpid vigil]

that is how i would describe the taste yes

[dire kayak]

i would actually just burst into tears if i saw that

[limpid vigil]

i prefered it to aspic

and if yall dont know what it is imagine boiled chicken , peas and carrot in tastless jello

[dire kayak]

OH

i actually shed a tear reading that

[limpid vigil]

me 2 bud

i hate that every event i attend has to have it

it is just a culinary sin is what it is

[elder merlin]

Ever have pizza with corned beef hash?

[lyric frigate]

how do i make a fatshark code for myself

[elder merlin]

That shit was so good

[lyric frigate]

so i can join people

i kinda\

dont know how

[elder merlin]

Isnt it start and then social?

On darktide

And you see it under your name?

[limpid vigil]

no but it does not sound super bad

sounds kinda pleasant actually

[elder merlin]

It was homemade and hefty

But it was tasty as hell

[lyric frigate]

i do not see it

[split mauve]

corned beef hash is just potatoes and beef no?

[limpid vigil]

Let me tell you - pea soup in a bread bowl is a thing one must experience

[elder merlin]

Hmmm, im not on so i cant look at it. Should be when you try to invite people

[limpid vigil]

well either that or a rly good pea soup on a rainy day while in bed sick

[elder merlin]

I love pea soup

[limpid vigil]

with croutons

[elder merlin]

Probably?

[twin flower]

Poods

[split mauve]

well one of the classic pizzas is

fries/potatoes and sausage/wurstel

so it's not really that far from that is it

[limpid vigil]

borscht with dumplings is also great

[twin flower]

fries on pizza?

[limpid vigil]

prolly bcuz it's like 50% of the polish diet and i cannot live without it

[twin flower]

huh

[split mauve]

yeah

[twin flower]

sounds great

[limpid vigil]

makes sense , ketchup , cheese , tomato and meat are all great with fires

you just add a bit of dough

via the pizza base

[twin flower]

making me hongy

[lilac crag]

neo!!

[split mauve]

in fact, pizza with fries and sausage is my favourite

[twin flower]

tho i havent seen pizza on fries yet from where i live

[limpid vigil]

Hi! sry ive not been able to play

[split mauve]

well the fries are on the pizza

not the inverse

[lilac crag]

you're all good oomf :3

[twin flower]

yea sorry just woke up

[limpid vigil]

that's good! been busy cleaning up cuz fam decided today is the day to do that

[south valve]

Never heard of that before

[limpid vigil]

well that and i got a piece glass stuck in my leg

[lilac crag]

you should rest up after cleaning, dust always sucks to catch

[limpid vigil]

but it's all good now!

[lilac crag]

AWH WHAT

NAUR

[split mauve]

yeah i don't imagine most countries will see that pizza since they lack a pizza culture

[south valve]

[twin flower]

whats it called, pizza with fries ansd sausages on top

i imagine it has a name

[split mauve]

i don't think it has a set name, the one with wurstel instead of sausages is called Wien Pizza

[jaunty path]

Stoner pizza

[limpid vigil]

broke my screen protector glass thingy on the phone and a bit of it was on the floor , stepped on it and had to fiddle with tweezers for like 30 minutes

[twin flower]

Wien Pizza

[south valve]

I think I've heard of sausage on pizza from my Finnish friends?

[split mauve]

as in, the city Wien

[lilac crag]

at least you're good now :<

[winged oasis]

can i animation skip the thunder hammer like the power sword

[limpid vigil]

Yep!

[south valve]

Where are you from, anyway?

[split mauve]

Italy

[limpid vigil]

hope you are doing better than me today!

[twin flower]

Who

[south valve]

oh damn

[twin flower]

Noice

[lilac crag]

aside from work I've been fine

[south valve]

I guess I can't tell you how pizza should and shouldn't be then

[lilac crag]

every day I have to practice self restraint

[south valve]

I wouldn't anyway, but you know what I mean

[split mauve]

i mean as long as you don't put on outrageous stuff on top

everything goes

[limpid vigil]

oh i feel you on that one

[twin flower]

What counts as outrageous

[split mauve]

fruits, for the most part

[south valve]

Pizza on pizza

[split mauve]

or most sweet stuff

or god forbid

sauces

[south valve]

Oh so you wouldn't like pineapple then?

[limpid vigil]

i can stomach carmelized pineapple

[split mauve]

i hate pineapple in the first place

[limpid vigil]

but reg pineapple? yeet that sh*t

[south valve]

I did think to ask

[south valve]

Fair

[split mauve]

actually

i do like cooked pineapple

[twin flower]

I actually like Hawaain pizza

[lilac crag]

two coworkers came in with no sleep cus they went to a party

[limpid vigil]

to be fair pineapple is just a bunch of needles disguised as a fruit

[split mauve]

which i think is caramelized pineapple?

[lilac crag]

both started speaking poorly

[limpid vigil]

oh the two zombie shift

[patent grove]

Mayo on pizza

[twin flower]

Uhhh

I mean

[south valve]

I won't accept this slander on pineapple

[twin flower]

Naah

[south valve]

:c

[lilac crag]

I wish I could properly describe my violence without making it sound like I want to hurt them on a geniune level

[split mauve]

when i eat pineapple, i always feel like i have something stuck in my throat after

same with kiwi

[twin flower]

Has anyone else dipped their pizza on ranch or is that vile

[south valve]

Fair enough

[limpid vigil]

you want to wring em out like a stubborn wet sponge?

[south valve]

That sounds pretty heretical

[lilac crag]

one of them is pure skin and bones, a frying pan to the gut would suffice

[elder merlin]

I miss Hawaiin pizza, the cherries, pineapple and ham just hit different

[split mauve]

i can maybe see this if it's a pizza without tomate sauce

[limpid vigil]

that is bcuz of raphides - tiny needles pineapple is composed of

[jaunty path]

I had ranch on mine

[split mauve]

yeah i hate it

[hazy kestrel]

I prefer cold pizza, honestly

[limpid vigil]

ranch is close to tzatziki and if germans can stomach that on pizza i think everybody can

[twin flower]

tzatziki?

[jaunty path]

Ranch and chicken

[split mauve]

is that something like the sauce you see on kebab

[jaunty path]

Wanna know a pizza id like to see

Pizza with roaches on it

[split mauve]

so true

[twin flower]

Skaven would like that

[jaunty path]

Those weird farm bred roaches

I want those

[limpid vigil]

greek sauce made of salted strained yogurt or diluted yogurt mixed with cucumbers, garlic, salt, olive oil, red wine vinegar, sometimes with lemon juice, and herbs such as dill, mint, parsley and thyme

[twin flower]

Rat, I summon thee @sleek harness

[south valve]

🐀

[limpid vigil]

sometimes

but mostly in germany

[split mauve]

is that like a sour cream

[limpid vigil]

not sour - its kinda creamy and light

idk how to else describe it

like a less strong yoghurt

it does however taste a bit like cucumber

[split mauve]

yeah i think i ate it once

i think it tasted like

i dunno, vegetal philadelphia?

[limpid vigil]

It does kinda remind me of philadelphia for some reason

so i think you are on it

[sleek harness]

No

[blazing ibex]

Greek yogurt sauce

Mixed with garlic, cucumber (or pickles in some cases) and black pepper.

[feral vessel]

who actually likes vinegar flavoured chips

please do tell

[dire kayak]

BITES you

grrrr,,,,,

[knotty terrace]

Hello chat

[split mauve]

black vinegar chips are pretty ok

[feral vessel]

Haven't tasted can't confirm, will try.

[elder merlin]

My buddy in florida does

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

I like eating salt

Unrelated

[real dust]

they make em for a reason

buss

[blazing ibex]

Oh someone gave grandma's full recipe before I ever saw the message, never mind.

[south valve]

Just by itself?

[limpid vigil]

i mean id prefer the recipe to be clearer and yours is def that

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[south valve]

Oh interesting

[sleek harness]

It's tasty

The fuck you mean interesting

[south valve]

Like

that's unique

[sleek harness]

It is not

[south valve]

Oh

[blazing ibex]

Nah I think you did a better job for the authentic stuff

[south valve]

that's ordinary

[limpid vigil]

i agree - everyone at least once tried to licka a salt lamp

[feral vessel]

is eating raw sugar niche

[limpid vigil]

i copied this stuff from wikipedia

i can't say its authentic

[blazing ibex]

Fair enough.

Nah that's pretty apt.

What I gave is like

The bare base of it.

[limpid vigil]

the most important part

[blazing ibex]

Tru

But ya I've done gyros before with just that. And a Lil dried dill

[sleek harness]

What

[blazing ibex]

And lemon juice.

[lilac crag]

hiya proxy

[limpid vigil]

i usually just send quotes from wikipedia if a person does not know what i am talking abt bcuz it beats all my stupid explanations of a thing

[nocturne bloom]

i own 3 and never have

[limpid vigil]

salt lamp look lickable

[blazing ibex]

Btw

[limpid vigil]

you sure? not even a thought?

[blazing ibex]

Home made gyros are rad.

[nocturne bloom]

not once

[sleek harness]

The hell is a salt lamb

[limpid vigil]

you are stronger than me

[south valve]

I don't think I've ever seen a salt lamp before

[sleek harness]

Never heard this term

[nocturne bloom]

i know i am

[south valve]

Me neither tbh

[limpid vigil]

salt lamp - lamp made from big salt crystal

[feral vessel]

i thought a salt lamp is just a chunk of raw salt

[south valve]

Oh okay

[sleek harness]

That's dumb

[feral vessel]

that you give to large rodents to lick

[limpid vigil]

they look hella lickable

[feral vessel]

or was it goats

i think it was goats

[limpid vigil]

most animals can do salt licks - horses goats cows

[dire kayak]

meow