#general-chat

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real dust
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greenland shark depresses me

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STOP

long sigil
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whats that brain maggot?

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you starving?

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yeah

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i am hungry too

real dust
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who tryna eat banana worms w me

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tasty ahh larvae’s

long sigil
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💀

simple drum
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Ew

real dust
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😂

simple drum
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Theres a guy that makes content eating weird food

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He eating those stuff whatever they give him cooked or raw

real dust
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i’ve seen a squirrel eat a botfly out of another poor squirrel that had one in him (He LIVED)

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some of the most fucked shit i’ve ever seen

gloomy tartan
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How about no to everything going on right now

simple drum
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Bro what

simple drum
real dust
gloomy tartan
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I kicked a demon in the mouth

real dust
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how’d that work out for you

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got devil man crybabyed

simple drum
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You need to have it checked

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Also shark fin is literally just a big ok mercury bone

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Damnnn every wanted to know what mercury taste like without dying instantly….

dire kayak
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mrrrp :3

real dust
real dust
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isn’t there like strict rules? either within the indigenous community or the country where it’s like they have to give it to you like as a gift if you want to eat it? maybe that’s just a tradition thing but i remember being told something like that

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i’ve ate too much deer, back strap is where it’s at, but never tried elk

jaunty path
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Stop making me hungry

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Food soon

misty trench
jaunty path
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Yay

misty trench
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maybe it depends on tribe?

real dust
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yeah i think

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it was youtuber saying he could only eat it because it was gifted to him for the year

misty trench
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also pemmican slaps, love that stuff

real dust
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so probably just inner tribe stuff

misty trench
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legit

dire kayak
real dust
jaunty path
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Person?

real dust
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yes i call you person

cosmic burrow
delicate vapor
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o yea

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jackpot

dire kayak
delicate vapor
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hmmm

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laundry time

cosmic burrow
drowsy prawn
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I wonder why they don't sell things like pemmican in grocery shops, you'd think the fact it barely expires would make it a popular inventory 🤔

thick fog
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Oh man, weekend is finally here and i can rest on my Pc
Boots twitter
War has happened

twin flower
shy sandal
drowsy prawn
real dust
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grok ai is digital satan

long sigil
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nah

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chat gpt is

real dust
thick fog
jaunty path
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chicken jockey

long sigil
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it could be right

nocturne bloom
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Pem and jerky are so easy to make yet people would rather pay like $15 for 3 handfuls of it if that

long sigil
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i like jerky

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beef jerky is most

nocturne bloom
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Only time I ate brand name stuff was when I got it free

long sigil
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try beef jerky with mountain dew

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it will good if it taste same as korean mountain dew

real dust
long sigil
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what?

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why

nocturne bloom
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It won't taste the same

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You guys probably make soda with actual sugar

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We don't

long sigil
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nah

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same as hell

real dust
long sigil
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they use shitty corn syrup or some shit

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doog

real dust
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i’m not drinking soda in the big 26

long sigil
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boooooring

shy sandal
real dust
long sigil
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🏝️

thick fog
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Dont call me "you guys" as i am american smh

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Glad I am not

nocturne bloom
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Glad im not from the UK

long sigil
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than what are u

nocturne bloom
thick fog
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A worm

long sigil
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a bloody leaf lover?

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what]

dire kayak
real dust
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mandem getting shanked

dire kayak
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it sucks here so much

nocturne bloom
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Only you though

dire kayak
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YAY

shy sandal
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I was half expecting an Ogryn irl to throw a bottle at my head and scream "Go back to your country!"

real dust
shy sandal
real dust
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i suppose bruh

nocturne bloom
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I want to see the silly people that live in castles without badass medieval knights

delicate vapor
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God I need a shower

real dust
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shy sandal
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Nicest thing about the trip was just walking near the neighborhood after we went to sight see

delicate vapor
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Space marine 2 grind made me not shower DT_wat

shy sandal
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It had a calm feeling to it

thorn wedge
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frustrating, someone sprinting to grab the ammo crate and not using it whe nthe entire team is low

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infurating

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that person running out of ammor and doing the need ammo ping

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worse that person doing it again and losing the finale fight

dire kayak
thorn wedge
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oh man I cant think of any sort of

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weapon or munition

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that might have helped that fight

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teeth grinding

shy sandal
thorn wedge
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'' oh man this the fatherst ive gotten in this mission ty''

real dust
thorn wedge
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motherfucker

cosmic burrow
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drinking chocolate milk

dire kayak
shy sandal
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Went to France and my impression was.

Pretty place, very sour people

elder merlin
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Grown is like 25-30

delicate vapor
nocturne bloom
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Mmmm mean french women 🤤

cosmic burrow
real dust
cosmic burrow
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is good

dire kayak
delicate vapor
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I got a whole box of chocolate milk

cosmic burrow
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i would

elder merlin
delicate vapor
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Mini box ones

real dust
elder merlin
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To be fair, no matter what age, we're all idiots just tryin to make sense of shit

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No one has it figured out

real dust
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we live we learn we die

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life’s good

long sigil
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nah

shy sandal
long sigil
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sad

dire kayak
shy sandal
elder merlin
nocturne bloom
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Wait water

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Im stupid

cosmic burrow
shy sandal
dire kayak
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same,,,

delicate vapor
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I need winter now in Australia

shy sandal
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Mainly cause, that way i can go to a lot of cool places without much of a hassle

drowsy prawn
delicate vapor
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Ate em

shy sandal
nocturne bloom
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Bro ate the octopus that has no cure if you touch it

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Death soon

real dust
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greece on the bucket list

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water so pretty

shy sandal
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Me, though.... I'm a Latino Chud, a Chudito 💔

dire kayak
cosmic burrow
real dust
delicate vapor
shy sandal
delicate vapor
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Glad it’s quiet at this area.. can do laundry in peace

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And must venture off to the 711 if anyone wants something

real dust
delicate vapor
real dust
delicate vapor
real dust
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man that’s a 511

delicate vapor
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It’s an Australian 711

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Not American lol

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If I want American stuff I have to go to a different store

real dust
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i think thailand has the biggest 711 shit is huge

real dust
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or regular exspensive

delicate vapor
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Can

real dust
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yeah screw tht

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our stuff ain’t that good anyway

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i used to be obsessed with ordering asian candy versions like kit kats or something

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i had a months worth of like fruit flavored kit kats

dire kayak
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i think i might get some necron minis,,,,

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despite how much i HATE the necrons

twin flower
shy sandal
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If i had to guess, some starter box or smth

dire kayak
shy sandal
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Or that

rocky radish
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I want to make a product that even people who don't like it will buy

dire kayak
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i just hate necrons because im a mechanicus player

rocky radish
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Sounds glorious

dire kayak
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its in my blood

misty trench
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now I put wood glue in my pasta sauce

dire kayak
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I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT THIS DAMN DEATHMARK

shy sandal
dire kayak
delicate vapor
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Got me a chocolate m&m donut

rocky radish
rocky radish
misty trench
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make a legitimately good product and ruin it by making a stupid app for it that it doesn't even need

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investors love that, apparently

rocky radish
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Making bad apps is like my speciality

dire kayak
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i might actually get some kastelan robots,,,,

shy sandal
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People love buying useless gizmos, especially cheap labored ones... All you gotta do is lie and say it's a startup from a group of young bright minds and then you grab their attention real fast

dire kayak
shy sandal
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Dropshipping is the antichrist of modern business ideas

untold kraken
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How does the new event work? I see it does something with grenades but I don’t know what

thick fog
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And ogryn enemies (i think) they drop a grenade on death by chance to chip your health

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Lots of burster waves and massive ogryn spawns

split mauve
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this might just push me to uninstall

untold kraken
untold kraken
split mauve
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the event being turboass

thick fog
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Brute conscripts but on asbolute crack

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and i love and hate it

split mauve
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no sane man has ever said "we need more bulwarks actually"

thick fog
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Only hate because teammates spamming the shit out of their blitzes as i am fighting ogryns and their grenades hit me

thick fog
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and that was before the scab health buffs

untold kraken
split mauve
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Hivescum

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i have played hivescum for the last 150 hours

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every day i wake up

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and i scum

thick fog
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Blud just spam RPGs

split mauve
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i don't have enough rpgs to deal with all of that cake

jaunty path
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unlocked plasmadeck

split mauve
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and also it's just ass gameplay

jaunty path
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my life is complete.

south valve
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I have done nothing but play Hivescum for three days

jaunty path
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fake arby

split mauve
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the last event was also pure garbage

south valve
untold kraken
split mauve
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i really hope they get a move on with the next update because this shit is like 90 gbs on my ssd

south valve
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But don’t tell anyone

untold kraken
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Having 2 people well built for the event makes all the difference

split mauve
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i had a miserable match with 2 arbites and an ogryn

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i was literally all the team had in the way of anticrusher/bulwark explosives

delicate vapor
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Need energy drink

untold kraken
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Hmmm. I had an amazin match with me a plasma gun, power sword krak vet and my buddy a relentless barrage rumbler ogryn

dire kayak
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meow

delicate vapor
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Someone feed the resident cat

south valve
untold kraken
split mauve
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nah i think i'll skip it alltogether

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it's not like there is any reward

delicate vapor
untold kraken
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I have 1.2k hours. I can carry easily if you want

split mauve
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It's not even that, it was just a high intensity aurics with a team that was really not prepared for the event

cosmic burrow
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damn

split mauve
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as a desperado user, i still had the most damage, elite and special kills and least damage received

cosmic burrow
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lays deep cut twisted paripka are good

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really good

jaunty path
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I swear to god I have some kind of motor thing going on.I keep twitching when I think about something specific.

gloomy tartan
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Ain’t no good gams Is classy

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  • Sun Tzu
untold kraken
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Needle pistol and shivs

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With either chem grenades or rpg

split mauve
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the crushers aren't really the problem

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it's all the bs around them

delicate vapor
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Bmmm

gloomy tartan
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Have you considered

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Getting gud

dire kayak
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hive city tertium is just birmingham

untold kraken
gloomy tartan
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Dam

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That’s some shit lmao

split mauve
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i have played the last 150 hours on desperado

gloomy tartan
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So your a desperado

split mauve
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i'm not going to switch to some glorified blowpipe

untold kraken
untold kraken
gloomy tartan
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Glorified blow dart

dire kayak
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i love low cortisol agnes tachyon

gloomy tartan
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Basically a tribal warrior

untold kraken
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But I do recommend at some port trying out other things

gloomy tartan
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Like the funny stuff

split mauve
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i have tried other things

gloomy tartan
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Quick

delicate vapor
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Who wants Ben and Jerry’s fudge brownie ice cream

split mauve
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i didn't play the last 150 hours of hivescum desperado because i hate it, you know

gloomy tartan
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Stick him with the funny stuff

delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
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Give him the gas

untold kraken
gloomy tartan
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Ben and Jerry are the new Karnak twins

split mauve
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i find the dart gun to be incredibly boring

gloomy tartan
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Is it a dart

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I assume it’s like a railway spike

split mauve
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i think it's really a blowgun

gloomy tartan
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The way that mf goes through Ogryn skulls lol

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Thru armor

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Like butter

split mauve
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yeah that one is kinda silly

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i expect a nerf eventually

gloomy tartan
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Did you know krieger are all sweaty from the gas masks

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Smelly bastards

delicate vapor
dire kayak
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ive finally mastered the crowbar

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i am become gordon freeman

nimble salmon
hidden whale
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guys I got warned in the helldivers discord for making a 1984 joke... ;.;

twin flower
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what happened in 1984

hidden whale
twin flower
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i dont get it KEKW_ogryn

south valve
twin flower
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Goober Freeman

south valve
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so it's really ironic

hidden whale
hasty sky
south valve
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lol true

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I've heard of people getting banned for minor criticisms of the game

twin dirge
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What happened in 84

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I thought the bite was in 87

south valve
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I mean, this was a while ago and I've probably conflated it in my head

hidden whale
twin dirge
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Who's that

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Some hippy or sum?

hidden whale
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the opposite

cosmic burrow
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ronald reagan

lyric frigate
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why he SHOT himself

zenith pollen
hidden whale
lyric frigate
zenith pollen
zenith pollen
hidden whale
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ahem

zenith pollen
lyric frigate
feral vessel
lyric frigate
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CANT HAVE FUN

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EVER

dire kayak
hidden whale
lyric frigate
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charlie charlie kirky

hidden whale
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:>

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i just popped a perky

cosmic burrow
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its pronouced literally the same

south valve
dire kayak
cosmic burrow
south valve
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As I say, this was a while ago and I’ve probably made it sound worse in my head

lyric frigate
south valve
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But yeah that server is quite something

feral vessel
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when the fuck did discord age verification become a problem

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i go to the UK and suddenly it comes outta the woodworks

cosmic burrow
twin flower
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wuh

cosmic burrow
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iykyk

twin flower
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I like cheese

drowsy prawn
feral vessel
rain idol
south valve
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It’s been like this in the UK for a while

real dust
drowsy prawn
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😏

hidden whale
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:>

twin dirge
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See, now do it again

twin flower
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Was it offensive or something

rain idol
twin dirge
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But respond to the owner

dire kayak
real dust
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arrowhead don’t play about they’re discord

rain idol
real dust
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they hate truth nukes

hidden whale
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my message got deleted

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:<

dire kayak
twin flower
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hoohoo haahaa

rain idol
hidden whale
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and provide proof

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:>

south valve
tender horizon
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I got warned for saying cocaine(drug reference) and banned for asking the mod team what everyone calls the stimm booster(crack stimms)

rain idol
drowsy prawn
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at this rate we might get V for Vendetta irl

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wonder if that mask is outlawed yet 😂

dire kayak
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low cortisol agnes tachyon is a perfect reaction to any threat

rain idol
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I think I’ve managed to slip by in the HD server because I stick to a bit in it and don’t do much else aside from that

twin flower
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Lmao

twin dirge
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So what you're saying

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Is I can do some trolling

twin flower
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agnicient tachnology

tender horizon
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You'll probably get banned in the AH server

twin dirge
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Men

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I know what must do

dire kayak
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trust me other helldivers related servers arent much better

tender horizon
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Tbh I stopped enjoying the game itself awhile ago so ig that is okay

twin dirge
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I liek da game

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The people suck ass tho

dire kayak
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the feminine urge to destroy an eldritch ritual altar

rain idol
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I love the game. I just dislike interacting with its community more often than not

dire kayak
tender horizon
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I can enjoy hd2 if I play a mission or two every now and then

dire kayak
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someone once yelled at me in game chat for using the epoch on bugs and not a meta build

tender horizon
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Lol hd2 isn't hard enough to justify meta

dire kayak
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every game has meta slaves but damn are the ones in hd2 obnoxious

rain idol
tender horizon
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Hd2 difficulty feels so whack tbh

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It feels centered around enemies being able to ragdoll you atp

rain idol
twin dirge
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Man I think I kill myself 10x more than any of the factions do

nimble salmon
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Ooh helldivers

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Yeah I was on cyberstan too at level 5

twin dirge
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(I wear suicide vest armor)

tender horizon
twin dirge
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I fuckin

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I miss cyberstan

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It was so fun no_why

nimble salmon
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It was brutal

twin dirge
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Brutally fun

dire kayak
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i played cyberstan mostly alone so it was kinda boring for me

twin dirge
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My only big issue was with the shit ass walls blocking you when getting reinforced

drowsy prawn
nimble salmon
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At least we defended the other planet

rain idol
nimble salmon
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How’s the bug front looking?

twin dirge
twin dirge
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Watching the portable hellbomb fly into the meta was great for me

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As someone who's been using it since d1

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Peak gameplay

dire kayak
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i like the portable hellbomb

twin dirge
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Idk I like the vox machines but it has the same issue as the dragon roach lmfao, they decided to spawn 90 of em a mission

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They tap the spawn rate slightly and all is peak

dire kayak
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i love the jump pack to use it every mission but i use it from time to time

twin dirge
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I liked landing on and riding the vox machines

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It was low-key really easy to stay on top of em for an extended period of time

nimble salmon
twin dirge
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Same reason you don't use the hover pack against bots

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It's the equivalent of shoving yourself into an open field for fun

nimble salmon
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I just use quaser and jumppack to get around fast and take out outposts while my team does main objectives

twin dirge
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Peak gameplay is getting blown out the air by a tank while hovering KEKW_ogryn

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I'm a warp pack enjoyer, but I don't mind hurting myself

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I use it the fun way

dire kayak
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despite how much i love the tech stuff i dont use the warp pack that much

twin dirge
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Just saying, warp pack breaching hammer is ReturnsCHEF

dire kayak
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i just like the jump pack a lot more

nimble salmon
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I enjoy AMR

twin dirge
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I can tell you've never warped behind a hulk and spanked his ass

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And that's ok

twin dirge
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I recommend you all try it at least once tho

twin dirge
dire kayak
nimble salmon
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I don’t have the control group or the siege master warbonds…

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So I can’t try it

twin dirge
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I own so many it's a problem because like 2 of them are actually done

nimble salmon
twin dirge
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My first act upon installing hd2 was to drop 80 bucks on super creds

nimble salmon
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I farmed once

twin dirge
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Yeah I'm ok

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I think id rather just use money and not burn myself out

nimble salmon
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To buy ODST warbond for drip

twin dirge
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Still can't wait for them to decouple armor and perks and let us pick staregryn

nimble salmon
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Fr?

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I want the odst armor to be light armor though

twin dirge
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I just wanna use the halo armor and not have it be stealth

obsidian merlin
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Never spent a cent for soup credits, farming is calming

dire kayak
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i feel like im getting better at darktide

twin dirge
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Also I love the siege ready medium armor but ts looks ass

dire kayak
nimble salmon
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I hate farming it’s so boring

twin dirge
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So hard to find a good helmet to use with it staregryn

nimble salmon
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Someone farm for me

obsidian merlin
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Pay me

twin dirge
nimble salmon
dire kayak
twin dirge
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I think id rather drink a bowl of soup that's actively being electrified than farm soup creds

dire kayak
nimble salmon
dire kayak
twin dirge
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LMFAO

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Fuck

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I wasn't ready

obsidian merlin
twin dirge
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Indeed

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I find it tedious and boring to the point of burn out

nimble salmon
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Dif 1 only minor POIs and leave when all are empty

twin dirge
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However if someone else enjoys it, who am I to stop em

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Not my game, not my money, play as you see fit fr

nimble salmon
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And me not having warp pack makes it even worse

obsidian merlin
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I have a few friends who love to run Dif10 all the time so I usually farm solo or with randoms but join my friends for real gameplay

dire kayak
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last time i tried farming, we did it for 1.5 hours and only got 200 super credits

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never again

nimble salmon
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Yeah…

rain idol
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I dislike how Meltas work when I play sm2 when I use my anti-vehicle weapon I expect it to be an actual anti vehicle weapon, not the glorified flame shotgun that it is

tender horizon
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Ime you farm diff 3 and spend no longer than 5 minutes in a mission

twin dirge
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256 pennies in my till, kms

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Why is there so many no_why

dire kayak
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i love snacking on pennies

nimble salmon
obsidian merlin
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All must serve

nimble salmon
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Im so ass at discovering POIs I never see them

astral basin
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As someone who has actively participated in farming credits
Its mind numbing

delicate vapor
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o yea

astral basin
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You literally spend an hour or more just
Opening crates
Thats it
Load in
Find crates to open
Abandon mission

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Repeat

nimble salmon
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Yeah I wish SC were more accessible

rain idol
nimble salmon
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Nah medals are good

tender horizon
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Farming SC is tbh not worth my time

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Like at all

twin dirge
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Id never farm for SC, id low-key be doing it for medals

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Cuz I'm so fuckin medal poor all the time

nimble salmon
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A few hours of actual work yield the same reward

dire kayak
twin dirge
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Now I wouldn't do that, but point stands

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If only I could buy medals with money no_why

nimble salmon
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100 bucks an hour? Tf you workin as, the president?

twin dirge
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Oh wait you right

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Work a day and make 100 bucks

nimble salmon
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Full day?

twin dirge
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I mean, 7.5 hours

astral basin
nimble salmon
fallow oyster
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Holeee shit wtf is up with this new event

nimble salmon
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Idk I haven’t touched darktide in literal months

dire kayak
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7 hive scum penances left

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im LOSING MY MIND

astral basin
dire kayak
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I HJATE YOU VULTURE'S MARLK

nimble salmon
fallow oyster
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I’ve never seen so many bursters

dire kayak
astral basin
thick tulip
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Bursters coming from 3 sides at once

dire kayak
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and since i often join friends

fallow oyster
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Bursters and bombers and crushers

fallow oyster
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Why don’t I just lie down and die then

astral basin
dire kayak
delicate vapor
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100

dire kayak
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ripping their heads off is so fun

astral basin
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Invasive diver*

fallow oyster
hidden whale
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thats how you solve everything else? duh

dire kayak
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thats a good idea,,,,

astral basin
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Crowbar is on crack addict
Reaching crusher isn’t the issue. Taking it down before you get piled on is.

dire kayak
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i need to do a disruption mission then im on 6 more hive scum penances

nimble salmon
hidden whale
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oh

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insane edit

nimble salmon
#

You said eat your problems

hidden whale
dire kayak
hidden whale
nimble salmon
dire kayak
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horsing around >w<

twin dirge
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For like

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4 years

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Buttah on da cat

dire kayak
hidden whale
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cat with the butter

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what da cat doin

twin dirge
dire kayak
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mraow

hidden whale
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"mrrow" - mrrow

prisma cypress
#

Mmmmm Bobby

hidden whale
dire kayak
#

im a low cortisol uma

twin dirge
#

I'm watching someone make custom beyblades

dire kayak
#

i wonder if id get banned on the hd2 server for being a goober

hidden whale
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nah youre not racist or sexual enough

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they have active femboys after all

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if you criticize the game ull get shot fast as fuck though

twin flower
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Sheesh

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not even constructive ones? KEKW_ogryn

stuck phoenix
stuck phoenix
blazing shadow
#

it is just me or a big hive scum and zealot players have some serious ego problems? they always love to run alone like chickens trying to do tons of damage to prove something, ending in a wipe cause there is no cleaning process

nimble salmon
nimble salmon
stuck phoenix
thick fog
hidden whale
blazing shadow
stuck phoenix
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Anyway my Vanguard in SM2 is suffering a bit he’s level 3 and every other class other than the Techmarine since I haven’t played him much is level 9+

blazing shadow
#

to be honest the majority of the time are zealot/hive scum players

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being that prick

stuck phoenix
#

Ooo a heroic bolt carbine don’t mind if I do

hidden whale
#

fking thing has like 22 orbital strikes and basically infinite 120mm ammo

stuck phoenix
#

I like this weapon

twin dirge
#

So you're telling me the tank is meant to be used like the gaming chair??

stuck phoenix
#

It’s not a fucking tank

twin dirge
#

The bastion???

stuck phoenix
#

It’s based on a tank hull but it’s not a tank

twin dirge
#

The actual tank????

hidden whale
#

its a tank

stuck phoenix
#

It’s a Tank Destroyer

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It has TD in the name

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It’s a case mate

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Not a tank

hidden whale
#

you dont want to be close ranging elites with it, but you can crush all the chaff with it

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its best use is medium-long range

twin dirge
#

E_think looks tank enough

stuck phoenix
#

Yeah no shit they die if you run em over with a tank chassis

astral basin
#

Its a tank, but the depression is much to be desired
I want my tank to reach the depths of sadness i am accustomed to, and fire its sweet symphony

stuck phoenix
#

No shit it doesn’t do well if you use it as a medium tank

twin dirge
#

Idk, my bigger issue with the bastion is that my teammates somehow managed to 500kg us as soon as we start moving

dire kayak
#

they need to give us an MBT

twin dirge
stuck phoenix
twin dirge
#

A lot of people don't realize how shite that thing is to drive sometimes and think you'll get away fast enough

astral basin
#

The goober is playing tank one handed
The goober has no friends to fire an move at the same time

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I have friends. They do not trust the tank while i am in it

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we are not the same 😭

twin dirge
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Unironically, it can take a beating I'ma be real, it just can't eat tank or cannon tower fire, because they're anti tank

feral vessel
#

GOOOOOOD MORNING HIVE TERTIUM
Today's body count is five hundred and thirty heretics and about a hundred loyalists. Most heretic casualties up in Throneside, guess the rich cunts have finally gotten around to getting them off their plot, huh?

sleek harness
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Why are ohh stupid now

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Why I said ohh

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What the fuck auto corrector

sleek harness
#

You don't have friends to drive a tank?

dire kayak
#

not really no

sleek harness
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It's in Helldivers 2

mighty prawn
#

I forgot what y’all did

mighty prawn
sleek harness
hidden whale
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okay ill text dump since we're discussing this long form. the bastion has an insane amount of firepower, the equivalent of 31 orbital strikes and a practically infinite ammo HMG. but even though its a tank... its body is medium and light armor?? so its actually not tanky. if ur taking heavy fire its gonna blow up, meaning you gotta play it long range

sleek harness
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I am lazy of putting a question mark

mighty prawn
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Ye there’s a tank in helldivers

sleek harness
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Not talking to you

feral vessel
drowsy prawn
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they don't want you to 360 the turret

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they don't want the driver to be useless

twin dirge
#

So what actually is the destructive power on the main gun?

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Recoilless?

dire kayak
#

tank destroyers in war thunder are more effective than the bastion Sitgryn

astral basin
twin dirge
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A massive gun on a paper bag

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Not...an actual tank lmfao

sleek harness
#

Doesn't the tank have a light armor weakspot on the sides

feral vessel
drowsy prawn
#

how does that mech compare to the tank 🤔

feral vessel
#

however an MBT would make more sense to be used in 23rd century, since the bastion also seems unnecessarily heavy

twin dirge
#

Well, for one you can use a mech solo

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So

drowsy prawn
#

yeah but is it just as tanky

astral basin
twin dirge
#

The mech is tanky?

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Where are you getting your mechs from??

drowsy prawn
#

so it's not, heh 😏

hidden whale
#

nothing in the helldiver arsenal is tanky... we're a glass cannon faction basically

twin dirge
#

So real

astral basin
#

The mech is tanky
But the bastion doesn’t fold to much that doesnt kill the mech 3x over

drowsy prawn
#

I haven't played since launch, game remaining uninstalled

sleek harness
twin dirge
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At least they can't blow up the main gun on the tank, ts keeps shooting till it's dead

feral vessel
drowsy prawn
#

imagine a HD 40k game 👀

sleek harness
#

You are confusing me with Paul

drowsy prawn
#

just imagine the POSSBILITIES

sleek harness
feral vessel
#

how exactly did i end up with the shittiest guest room in the entire house

sleek harness
dire kayak
drowsy prawn
#

skin pack?

sleek harness
hidden whale
sleek harness
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4k actually

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But still

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Looks HD

feral vessel
astral basin
#

Tank is. An experience ngl
Bugs have more answers to tank than squids, but both are melee hordes which is explicitly what its weak to
Bots have too many answers to tank, but its all stuff you are aiming your canon at anyways.

drowsy prawn
sleek harness
#

Because uh

dire kayak
sleek harness
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They are the government

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They just print more money

dire kayak
#

the mission is far more valuable than the helldivers

long sigil
#

shit

feral vessel
long sigil
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i need to change my assets

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for more better look

sleek harness
feral vessel
drowsy prawn
tender horizon
sleek harness
#

Super Earth economy isn't just a single planet

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They probably have a infinite amount of money by just having 3 mining colonies

tender horizon
#

If you work a 50k a year job from the time you're 18 till retirement age in America you'll earn less than the cost of one tomahawk missile

hidden whale
#

fun fact, the current helldiver death count is estimated around 6,000,000,000

blazing shadow
#

is autofire mod consider as cheating¿?

astral basin
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The average lifespan of a diver is 2 minutes
High command expects the average to be 6 minutes
Compared to some wars where the average frontline soldier was expected to live 45 seconds, keep in mind the divers are launching directly into enemy command lines, where they are at their densest

tender horizon
sleek harness
#

Why would you want to use a mod to auto fire

sleek harness
tender horizon
#

Like a triggerbot?

blazing shadow
# tender horizon What is "autofire mod"

idk i read it from a build page "For PC players I'd recommend having an autofire mod, just to save your hand from a fking carpal syndrome. The shovel is excellent in melee for this build as it provide good crowd control and defence., and grenades are queen in this update"

tender horizon
#

Or a macro?

blazing shadow
#

probably this

sleek harness
drowsy prawn
#

it's a mod where if you hold mouse down some semi auto things keeps on firing

tender horizon
#

I mean if it's on nexus you won't get banned for it iirc

zenith pollen
#

In going INSANEEEEE RAHHHHH

sleek harness
drowsy prawn
#

you could think that way, but too "simple" to be a macro, more like autoclicker

blazing shadow
#

cool finally i can have a veteran default skin build

tender horizon
#

Idk i think a metric fuckton of mods on nexus are cheating but apparently DT doesn't

sleek harness
#

It's like a mod to automatically do thoses pad tasks

zenith pollen
#

The audacity to blow pox bursters infront of teammates many times and killing me once and then saying he didint do it

blazing shadow
tender horizon
#

There's worse than that lol

dire kayak
#

what did i do to them

blazing shadow
drowsy prawn
#

worse is people using the needle on bursters

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they become a ticking time bomb

sleek harness
zenith pollen
drowsy prawn
dire kayak
#

i hope we get more admonition enemies

drowsy prawn
#

you go to push

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and then BOOM

hidden whale
#

my gift

drowsy prawn
#

downed bursters can also be infinitely pushed

zenith pollen
drowsy prawn
#

if they don't get up they won't try to explode

dire kayak
drowsy prawn
#

so you can push one towards someone

hidden whale
tiny swift
#

I woke up, hello

hidden whale
#

its my gift after all ❤️

hidden whale
#

and you get a toothache

zenith pollen
dire kayak
tender horizon
#

Tbh I do not want to push burster trains

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Never seems to go well

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If you want to try, more power to you

sleek harness
#

Push the first then back away

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Easy

tender horizon
#

Push first, explodes while second is mid leap

drowsy prawn
#

the rule is, if you are not in havoc, you run towards you team

tender horizon
#

Detonating it on you

drowsy prawn
#

if they know the basics, they'll push it easy

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if they don't

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😏

tender horizon
#

I just shoot them while they're far ngl

tender horizon
sleek harness
#

Usually they aren't

hidden whale
drowsy prawn
hidden whale
sleek harness
tender horizon
#

I've watched 3 people die to one burster train before

#

That was funny

drowsy prawn
hidden whale
drowsy prawn
#

an exploding burster upon you

sleek harness
hidden whale
#

get em rat

#

show him what vermin are capable of

tiny swift
#

Would you guys play Darktide if it was Arcade game?

sleek harness
#

Dumbass

tiny swift
#

Like we would need to go to arcade and pay 2$ per try on mission? and it's locked on max difficulty

hidden whale
drowsy prawn
#

honestly this game is almost 2D by nature if you think about it

tiny swift
#

people!

drowsy prawn
tiny swift
hidden whale
#

DO NOT

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

tiny swift
sleek harness
#

Helicopter pox burster

tiny swift
#

To be honest, not alot of games use ''Vertical'' enemy

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The only one I can remember is smoker from L4D2

split mauve
#

Deep Rock Galactic

tiny swift
#

Ah True that, the leeches and flying bugs

split mauve
#

Helldivers 2

feral vessel
#

what is happening

#

i've been gone for 3 mnutes

tiny swift
#

Sould some sort of jetpack enemy work in Darktide?

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like lobbing explosives from above type

feral vessel
#

i doubt it

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I mean, there was talk about a rotfly boss, but I don't think DT is really a game made for vertical bossfights.

tiny swift
tiny swift
wheat sphinx
#

Papa Nurgle

tiny swift
wheat sphinx
#

Yes.

hidden whale
#

just imagine the spaghetti caused by aerial slot systems

#

ugh

dire kayak
#

if you dont have ammo or a good ranged weapon you just kinda cant do anything

tiny swift
hidden whale
#

my least favorite enemy in that game by a large margin

#

id rather face a terminator wall

hidden whale
tiny swift
delicate vapor
#

o deer

twilit python
#

thank you to the team that just carried me to my fifth level 30 while i was extremely high <3

tiny swift
#

Imagine having a crack addict, beatup cop, and some priest, and being asked to charge against 3ft tall dude with power armor.

twilit python
#

15 levels of ogryn until the real game begins

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fortunately my ogryn drip is the best of my 6 so i've been lookin forward to ogryn

hidden whale
#

if so, its over

tiny swift
#

um, bigger then!

feral vessel
#

i am da law
drap your weapons

dire kayak
warm maple
#

you know Space Marines are about as tall as Orgryns right

hidden whale
feral vessel
warm maple
#

and a guy with a rock

feral vessel
#

Also, ogryns are capable of going toe to toe with space marines (canon)

warm maple
#

Strength wise*

feral vessel
#

Yes.

warm maple
#

Speed wise Space Marines win

feral vessel
#

that's what the others are there for

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ogryn with a cleaver though

warm maple
#

idk, space marines are supposed to be faster then regular humans too LUL

feral vessel
#

I still think that the DT rejects could fight a chaos marine (or multiple).

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looking aside from the stupid fucking power scaling that 40k is plagued with

warm maple
#

I haven't read the novels

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Is Ciaphas Cane a goood enough duelist for space marines?

#

I know hes supposed to be #oneofthebesthumanduelists

feral vessel
#

from my understanding Ciaphas Cain was actually either a) not the most competent commissar but ended up getting out of problems with his intuition and dumb luck or b) cain was actually hyper-competent but suffered from impostor syndrome

#

but I'd say prolly not

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Maybe:

patent grove
#

Doesn't Gaunt kill a chaos space marine too

feral vessel
#

which novel

analog plaza
#

in the event you keep reloading your granades all the time. is there info somewhere that what reloads the granades and how often ?

patent grove
#

Killing ogryns

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I think every 3 kills nets you a grenade

analog plaza
#

that sounds about right, so no official info on this right? thank you kind sir

nimble salmon
nimble salmon
#

Caine too

peak geyser
#

Is there a way to track how many missions i got left for auric examplar?

nimble salmon
#

Yes

nimble salmon
#

And then under Auric

peak geyser
#

thanks!

astral basin
#

Shoot me

thin wagon
#

Anywhere in particular?

dire kayak
#

hey joe

thin wagon
#

Is Joe in the room with us?

south valve
#

Who's Joe?

hasty sky
#

Joe Ogryn

south valve
#

Oh okay

#

Jogryn

round mica
dire kayak
#

install another dreadnought rated artillery cannon directly into my brainstem

tiny swift
round mica
dire kayak
#

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

warm maple
#

install drugs in your system now

elder merlin
#

What in the name of Sam Hill are ya'll on about now?

warm maple
#

what do you mean

dire kayak
elder merlin
zenith pollen
#

Man mewgenics is fun

astral basin
#

REMEMBER
Your digestive system begins and ends with cheeks

fair bridge
dire kayak
#

mrrrp :3

shy sandal
dire kayak
#

of course when i use my arc rifle on the necron immortal i roll the lowest possible damage Sitgryn

thick coyote
#

Just melee it

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Or have Yrliet chain snipe everything

dire kayak
#

its too far away to melee

#

i have the worst luck ever in mechanicus

#

i get the lowest damage rolls, while necrons get crits every 3 attacks Sitgryn

thick coyote
#

Oh it's mechanicus?

#

So arc rifle should be good there

#

Unlike in Rogue Trader

#

💀

turbid jungle
#

Sexron supremacy

loud kestrel
dire kayak
#

i HATE necrons

#

im gonna EAT them ALL

#

grrrrrr,,,,

patent grove
dire kayak
round mica
fierce obsidian
#

Holy, this game keeps completely crashing my entire system.

delicate vapor
#

So much chocolate

delicate vapor
twilit python
#

i wish there was an event quickplay

south valve
#

I think?

round mica
#

tyranids avoid necrons

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even whole tomb worlds

#

no biomass to eat

dire kayak
#

i have very strong teeth,,,,,

#

i can eat anything,,,,

south valve
south valve
round mica
#

im not sure if theres a hive fleet that has adapted to mess with necrons

#

but usually they avoid tomb worlds and only really fight necrons when they have to

marsh iris
#

whats your bucket list for WW3?

delicate vapor
dire kayak
marsh iris
south valve
#

From what I’ve heard, tyranids are quite OP in the lore