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Ew
😂
Theres a guy that makes content eating weird food
He eating those stuff whatever they give him cooked or raw
i’ve seen a squirrel eat a botfly out of another poor squirrel that had one in him (He LIVED)
some of the most fucked shit i’ve ever seen
How about no to everything going on right now
Bro what
Goddamn i just came back from finding out that sheeps penis is a dish and now im extra traumatized
😭😭
didn’t you lose your legs in the cadian war
I kicked a demon in the mouth
Something’s definitely wrong with your head
You need to have it checked
Also shark fin is literally just a big ok mercury bone
Damnnn every wanted to know what mercury taste like without dying instantly….
mrrrp :3
if you knew that reference your no better cuzzo 🧎🏽➡️🤷🏽
bro do not go try shark they don’t deserve to be in soup 😭
isn’t there like strict rules? either within the indigenous community or the country where it’s like they have to give it to you like as a gift if you want to eat it? maybe that’s just a tradition thing but i remember being told something like that
i’ve ate too much deer, back strap is where it’s at, but never tried elk
hmm don't think so, the place I went to is an indigenous owned restaurant
Yay
maybe it depends on tribe?
yeah i think
it was youtuber saying he could only eat it because it was gifted to him for the year
also pemmican slaps, love that stuff
so probably just inner tribe stuff
they be cooking
legit
lucky,,,,
succumb to the hunger, person
Person?
yes i call you person
mre of the olden days
"yeeaaah! guess who won the lottery! i did!!"
head gets blown off
I wonder why they don't sell things like pemmican in grocery shops, you'd think the fact it barely expires would make it a popular inventory 🤔
Oh man, weekend is finally here and i can rest on my Pc
Boots twitter
War has happened
Isnt that like a high cost survival focused product
This is why i don't use twittor 
cost is no higher than your avg jerk I'd imagine, I just asked AI, it says people doesn't like the taste 🤷
grok ai is digital satan
definitely acquired taste
Its easy enough to make
they all the same
"We are going to war"
"We? What do you mean? Nintendo"
"No man, we as us"
chicken jockey
it could be right
Pem and jerky are so easy to make yet people would rather pay like $15 for 3 handfuls of it if that
Only time I ate brand name stuff was when I got it free
try beef jerky with mountain dew
it will good if it taste same as korean mountain dew
stop
your giving free ball knowledge they needa pay
i’m not drinking soda in the big 26
boooooring
Who did you guys bomb this time?
unless it’s crush 🤤
🏝️
Glad im not from the UK
than what are u

A worm
i wish i wasn't 
mandem getting shanked
it sucks here so much
You get a pass
Only you though
YAY
I have a rose tinted view of London cause i went there as a tourist. Though, i didn't think it was as bad as people made it out to be
I was half expecting an Ogryn irl to throw a bottle at my head and scream "Go back to your country!"
did you see the big ben or what
I mean, every tourist goes to see Big Ben, no?
i suppose bruh
I want to see the silly people that live in castles without badass medieval knights
God I need a shower
…
Nicest thing about the trip was just walking near the neighborhood after we went to sight see
Space marine 2 grind made me not shower 
It had a calm feeling to it
frustrating, someone sprinting to grab the ammo crate and not using it whe nthe entire team is low
infurating
that person running out of ammor and doing the need ammo ping
worse that person doing it again and losing the finale fight
most of the issues england has you only experience if you live here
oh man I cant think of any sort of
weapon or munition
that might have helped that fight
teeth grinding
London itself is very pretty. Although i have no clue about the living conditions like salary, rent, work and etc.
'' oh man this the fatherst ive gotten in this mission ty''
ts was probably beautiful
motherfucker
lol
smród
drinking chocolate milk
lucky,,,,,
I can imagine, i must say people were more welcoming there than France, so that's a bonus on my book
Went to France and my impression was.
Pretty place, very sour people
Grown is like 25-30
Indeed
Mmmm mean french women 🤤
i bought 8x330ml
bro i get it
is good
shareeee
I got a whole box of chocolate milk
i would
Actually, grown is 60 to 80
don’t let me catch u in the nursery home
To be fair, no matter what age, we're all idiots just tryin to make sense of shit
No one has it figured out
nah
Nah, once i hit 30 i'm finished
sad
i actively need to leave this country in order to be comfortable in my own skin
Joy, sucked out
Dreams, crushed
Desk Job, for the rest of my life
Balding, prolly
Im 34 and just living on borrowed time at this point
🌎🌍
30 min walk yea
Wait water
Im stupid
im assuming you live in us of shit
If i could i would've left to the European Union a long time ago
same,,,
Mainly cause, that way i can go to a lot of cool places without much of a hassle
but the animals 😱
Nah, U.K.
Me, though.... I'm a Latino Chud, a Chudito 💔
i ate them too
so you are eihter from latin america or iberian peninsula
torta pounder 🥀
Ohio stare
Latam, 🇧🇷
Glad it’s quiet at this area.. can do laundry in peace
And must venture off to the 711 if anyone wants something
cotton candy faygo pretty pls 🥸
y’all got minute maid
man that’s a 511
It’s an Australian 711
Not American lol
If I want American stuff I have to go to a different store
i think thailand has the biggest 711 shit is huge
is it like exspensive
or regular exspensive
Partially but cause it’s imported I have to pay more for
1
Can
yeah screw tht
our stuff ain’t that good anyway
i used to be obsessed with ordering asian candy versions like kit kats or something
i had a months worth of like fruit flavored kit kats
why get some then
If i had to guess, some starter box or smth
because theyre cool stilll
Or that
I want to make a product that even people who don't like it will buy
i just hate necrons because im a mechanicus player
Sounds glorious
its in my blood
actually chatGPT figured it all out for me
now I put wood glue in my pasta sauce
I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT THIS DAMN DEATHMARK
Create an issue no one in their sane mind had before and then sell a solution to it
Got me a chocolate m&m donut
Sounds dangerously close to modern politics
create the servitor
That is something I didn't know I always wanted
make a legitimately good product and ruin it by making a stupid app for it that it doesn't even need
investors love that, apparently
Making bad apps is like my speciality
i might actually get some kastelan robots,,,,
Or even better. Buy something from Aliexpress and then claim that you spent years designing it with your team of engineers to sell it at a cheap price (5 times the aliexpress value)
People love buying useless gizmos, especially cheap labored ones... All you gotta do is lie and say it's a startup from a group of young bright minds and then you grab their attention real fast
its scary how truthful that is
Dropshipping is the antichrist of modern business ideas
How does the new event work? I see it does something with grenades but I don’t know what
Grenade replenishment chance on elite kills
And ogryn enemies (i think) they drop a grenade on death by chance to chip your health
Lots of burster waves and massive ogryn spawns
this might just push me to uninstall
I wish they clearly communicated the event mechanics.
What are you having trouble with?
the event being turboass
no sane man has ever said "we need more bulwarks actually"
Only hate because teammates spamming the shit out of their blitzes as i am fighting ogryns and their grenades hit me
clearly you have not played brute conscripts last year
and that was before the scab health buffs

Let me see how I can help you. What class you playin?
Hivescum
i have played hivescum for the last 150 hours
every day i wake up
and i scum
Blud just spam RPGs
i don't have enough rpgs to deal with all of that cake
unlocked plasmadeck
and also it's just ass gameplay
my life is complete.
I have done nothing but play Hivescum for three days
fake arby
the last event was also pure garbage
Maybe
Hire krak grenade vet with grenade ammo box or have a ogrynheimer on the team. If you push too slowly waves spawn and it takes long to get to more ammo and resources.
i really hope they get a move on with the next update because this shit is like 90 gbs on my ssd
But don’t tell anyone
Also if you go blitz bomb with the chem blitz talent you can apply stacks of chem through shields and open up shields for stim pistol and such
Having 2 people well built for the event makes all the difference
i had a miserable match with 2 arbites and an ogryn
i was literally all the team had in the way of anticrusher/bulwark explosives
Need energy drink
Hmmm. I had an amazin match with me a plasma gun, power sword krak vet and my buddy a relentless barrage rumbler ogryn
Someone feed the resident cat
If you are on tomorrow / later than 4 am today I can help you and I guarantee we can have some great games.

I have 1.2k hours. I can carry easily if you want
It's not even that, it was just a high intensity aurics with a team that was really not prepared for the event
damn
as a desperado user, i still had the most damage, elite and special kills and least damage received
I swear to god I have some kind of motor thing going on.I keep twitching when I think about something specific.
Ur bringin desperado into the event? I bring triple stim stacking stimm pack tech with full red stimm and cdr stimm on stimm dependancy
Needle pistol and shivs
With either chem grenades or rpg
Bmmm
hive city tertium is just birmingham
Use needle pistol to flex specialist killing for a vet
Alabama?
Dam
That’s some shit lmao
i have played the last 150 hours on desperado
So your a desperado
i'm not going to switch to some glorified blowpipe
Glorified remote fent injector 9000
Hey if the game is getting frustrating take a break. My longest break was like 6 months
Glorified blow dart
i love low cortisol agnes tachyon
Basically a tribal warrior
But I do recommend at some port trying out other things
Like the funny stuff
i have tried other things
Quick
Who wants Ben and Jerry’s fudge brownie ice cream
i didn't play the last 150 hours of hivescum desperado because i hate it, you know
Stick him with the funny stuff

Give him the gas
meeee 
Double stimm pack tech with dart gun is unbelievably strong
Ben and Jerry are the new Karnak twins
i find the dart gun to be incredibly boring
i think it's really a blowgun
Ohio agree
Guess who needs a krieg girl then
guys I got warned in the helldivers discord for making a 1984 joke... ;.;
what happened in 1984
Lmao
literally
i dont get it 
Gordon Fentman
Goober Freeman
It's about an authoritarian society with a lot of censorship
so it's really ironic
its makes sense because thats what super earth is, but they roleplay it... a little TOO effectively sometimes...
ur not missing out it's the most overused meme on the internet
I mean, this was a while ago and I've probably conflated it in my head
Reagan...
the opposite
ronald reagan
why he SHOT himself
Why tf are they warning everyone there
which game?
idk, I guess I didnt understand the culture
im gonna make a joke about charlie kirk and see how long it takes to get me shot
I almost choked on my chicken tendy
They warn ppl for saying would under automaton fanarts
...
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK YEEEEEEEOWCH
ahem
Do not finger the machines sign
big brother is watching
THEY AUTOMOD CHARLIE KIRK
CANT HAVE FUN
EVER
literally me
get creative
charlie charlie kirky
czarli kerk
its pronouced literally the same
Helldivers
im watching you merp
sounds about right
As I say, this was a while ago and I’ve probably made it sound worse in my head
jezyk polski skirkifikowany
But yeah that server is quite something
when the fuck did discord age verification become a problem
i go to the UK and suddenly it comes outta the woodworks
jeszcze jak
wuh
iykyk
I like cheese
UK wanna dox you so if you say anything no-no they can send coppers to your residence
also had to sell my personal information to god empress elizabeth the second before I even got a visa 😭
Of all the things to get warned for
LET ME OUT OF THIS COUNTRYYY
It’s been like this in the UK for a while
i just popped a perkyyyy
wellllllllllll........ I mightve... responded to a mod....
:>
See, now do it again
Was it offensive or something
Oh hello Mr heng
But respond to the owner
id take france over this country any day 
arrowhead don’t play about they’re discord
Well, I mean, did you say something like “literally 1984”?
they hate truth nukes
I did say "literally 1984"
my message got deleted
:<
i can go eat them for you
hoohoo haahaa
And you got warned for it😭 good God I know people are allergic to fun in that server but I didn’t realize it was that bad
You got a loicense for discord?
I got warned for saying cocaine(drug reference) and banned for asking the mod team what everyone calls the stimm booster(crack stimms)
That’s one way to tell your situation is dire 😭
low cortisol agnes tachyon is a perfect reaction to any threat
I think I’ve managed to slip by in the HD server because I stick to a bit in it and don’t do much else aside from that
Lmao

So what you're saying
Is I can do some trolling
agnicient tachnology
Maybe.
You'll probably get banned in the AH server
trust me other helldivers related servers arent much better
Tbh I stopped enjoying the game itself awhile ago so ig that is okay
the feminine urge to destroy an eldritch ritual altar
I love the game. I just dislike interacting with its community more often than not
very true
I can enjoy hd2 if I play a mission or two every now and then
someone once yelled at me in game chat for using the epoch on bugs and not a meta build

Lol hd2 isn't hard enough to justify meta
every game has meta slaves but damn are the ones in hd2 obnoxious
If it ever reaches that point the community will personally execute arrowhead and make them make the game relatively easy again
Hd2 difficulty feels so whack tbh
It feels centered around enemies being able to ragdoll you atp
Me on cyberstan watching that one cyborg bum rush me and roundhouse kick me into a lava pond while the mortars ensure that I have no possible chance of escape
Man I think I kill myself 10x more than any of the factions do
(I wear suicide vest armor)
Yeah cyberstan was peak ragdoll experience tbh
literally same
It was brutal
Brutally fun
i played cyberstan mostly alone so it was kinda boring for me
My only big issue was with the shit ass walls blocking you when getting reinforced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUj6Bair7M0&list=LL&index=76 HD2's gameplay montage is something else
At least we defended the other planet
I must’ve been somebody truly evil in my past life to deserve 4 vox machine reducing me to a pile of atoms and dreams with no cover
How’s the bug front looking?
That's why you allow them to reduce you to atoms after you arm the hell bomb
Just dive
Watching the portable hellbomb fly into the meta was great for me
As someone who's been using it since d1
Peak gameplay
i like the portable hellbomb
Idk I like the vox machines but it has the same issue as the dragon roach lmfao, they decided to spawn 90 of em a mission
They tap the spawn rate slightly and all is peak
i love the jump pack to use it every mission but i use it from time to time
I liked landing on and riding the vox machines
It was low-key really easy to stay on top of em for an extended period of time
Why don’t you use it every mission?
Same reason you don't use the hover pack against bots
It's the equivalent of shoving yourself into an open field for fun
I just use quaser and jumppack to get around fast and take out outposts while my team does main objectives
Peak gameplay is getting blown out the air by a tank while hovering 
I'm a warp pack enjoyer, but I don't mind hurting myself
I use it the fun way
despite how much i love the tech stuff i dont use the warp pack that much
Just saying, warp pack breaching hammer is 
i just like the jump pack a lot more
I enjoy AMR
except i have 
I'll warp behind you and spank you

possibly :3
I own so many it's a problem because like 2 of them are actually done
Why goober so freaky?
I farmed once
To buy ODST warbond for drip
Still can't wait for them to decouple armor and perks and let us pick 
I just wanna use the halo armor and not have it be stealth
Never spent a cent for soup credits, farming is calming
i feel like im getting better at darktide
Yeah ong
Also I love the siege ready medium armor but ts looks ass
we need transmog
I hate farming it’s so boring
So hard to find a good helmet to use with it 
Someone farm for me
Pay me
We have different ideals for calming
Colour or camo change
i bought most of the warbonds
I think id rather drink a bowl of soup that's actively being electrified than farm soup creds
passive change
Fuh no I’m too broke for dat
id detransition before farming super credits
I mean best farming situation is Dif 3 or lower. If you just mean it's boring... I guess that can be argued but what people find boring can be calming
Dif 1 only minor POIs and leave when all are empty
However if someone else enjoys it, who am I to stop em
Not my game, not my money, play as you see fit fr
And me not having warp pack makes it even worse
I have a few friends who love to run Dif10 all the time so I usually farm solo or with randoms but join my friends for real gameplay
last time i tried farming, we did it for 1.5 hours and only got 200 super credits
never again
Yeah…
I dislike how Meltas work when I play sm2 when I use my anti-vehicle weapon I expect it to be an actual anti vehicle weapon, not the glorified flame shotgun that it is
Ime you farm diff 3 and spend no longer than 5 minutes in a mission
Nextdoor time you farm I’ll just join and be AFK
All must serve
Im so ass at discovering POIs I never see them
As someone who has actively participated in farming credits
Its mind numbing
o yea
You literally spend an hour or more just
Opening crates
Thats it
Load in
Find crates to open
Abandon mission
Repeat
Yeah I wish SC were more accessible
God willing, you don’t get 10 1/2 requisition slips from it or another goddamn medal
Nah medals are good
Id never farm for SC, id low-key be doing it for medals
Cuz I'm so fuckin medal poor all the time
A few hours of actual work yield the same reward
LITERALLY SAME
Real shit, I can go work an hour and make enough to buy myself 100 bucks in creds if I wanted
Now I wouldn't do that, but point stands
If only I could buy medals with money 
100 bucks an hour? Tf you workin as, the president?
Full day?
I mean, 7.5 hours
Ngl
Half the time i only agree to credit farming if i need medals as well
You still get a decent amount
The req drop is much to be desired tho. Good thing im tryna 100% the locker
Cheka out
Holeee shit wtf is up with this new event
Idk I haven’t touched darktide in literal months
Mfw 10 req slips
Oh yeah
Hope you enjoy your bursters with a side of crusher
I HJATE YOU VULTURE'S MARLK
Least annoying specials btw
I’ve never seen so many bursters
im always forced to credit farm, because my friends are always doing it
I mean
I purposely didnt play the plasma gunner event bc of all the crying here
Bursters coming from 3 sides at once
and since i often join friends
Bursters and bombers and crushers
Just play with me
Why don’t I just lie down and die then
Bro you need to become an invasion diver
Just steal friend accepts and slip in them missions like dms
i love using the crowbar against crushers
100
ripping their heads off is so fun
Invasive diver*
Good luck reaching the crusher
just eat the penances?
thats how you solve everything else? duh
thats a good idea,,,,
Crowbar is on crack addict
Reaching crusher isn’t the issue. Taking it down before you get piled on is.
i need to do a disruption mission then im on 6 more hive scum penances
So you’re saying if there’s dih in front of me?
You said eat your problems

bites you


horsing around >w<
I need you to know I used that exact same pfp for my Facebook account
For like
4 years

Buttah on da cat
literrally me
butter cat
cat with the butter
what da cat doin

mraow
"mrrow" - mrrow
Mmmmm Bobby
do not eat the horse pls...
im a low cortisol uma
I'm watching someone make custom beyblades
:3
i wonder if id get banned on the hd2 server for being a goober
nah youre not racist or sexual enough
they have active femboys after all
if you criticize the game ull get shot fast as fuck though
You’ll be shot dead for “treason”
Huh
I had an argument in there where someone was complaining that the Bastion wasn’t good because it died to small arms fire while completely ignoring its not meant to be shot at
it is just me or a big hive scum and zealot players have some serious ego problems? they always love to run alone like chickens trying to do tons of damage to prove something, ending in a wipe cause there is no cleaning process
Home of sexual
did they shoot him too 
Also what’s that supposed to mean
No apparently it’s a concensus that the Sniper/Ambusher is shit because it dies to small arms fire ignoring that the point of ambushing and sniping is to ya know not get shot
That's Darktide players in general
its literally the best stratagem in the game, it just takes communciation and coordination to use
i don't see booble psykers running alone to prove anything or scream veterans
Anyway my Vanguard in SM2 is suffering a bit he’s level 3 and every other class other than the Techmarine since I haven’t played him much is level 9+
to be honest the majority of the time are zealot/hive scum players
being that prick
Honestly just get a host that wants to snipe put a second guy who wants to use the bastion in the gunners position find a sniper spot and boom no issues
Ooo a heroic bolt carbine don’t mind if I do
fking thing has like 22 orbital strikes and basically infinite 120mm ammo
I like this weapon
So you're telling me the tank is meant to be used like the gaming chair??
It’s not a fucking tank
The bastion???
It’s based on a tank hull but it’s not a tank
The actual tank????
its a tank
you dont want to be close ranging elites with it, but you can crush all the chaff with it
its best use is medium-long range
looks tank enough
Yeah no shit they die if you run em over with a tank chassis
Its a tank, but the depression is much to be desired
I want my tank to reach the depths of sadness i am accustomed to, and fire its sweet symphony
It’s a Casemate Tank Destroyer it’s meant to Ambush or Snipe tanks
No shit it doesn’t do well if you use it as a medium tank
Idk, my bigger issue with the bastion is that my teammates somehow managed to 500kg us as soon as we start moving
yes
how the fuck
they need to give us an MBT
You type in the code and throw it at the tank
Why are they chucking 500kgs at the vehicle
A lot of people don't realize how shite that thing is to drive sometimes and think you'll get away fast enough
The goober is playing tank one handed
The goober has no friends to fire an move at the same time
I have friends. They do not trust the tank while i am in it
we are not the same 😭
Unironically, it can take a beating I'ma be real, it just can't eat tank or cannon tower fire, because they're anti tank
GOOOOOOD MORNING HIVE TERTIUM
Today's body count is five hundred and thirty heretics and about a hundred loyalists. Most heretic casualties up in Throneside, guess the rich cunts have finally gotten around to getting them off their plot, huh?
Merp
Why are ohh stupid now
Why I said ohh
What the fuck auto corrector
i dont have friends for that 
You don't have friends to drive a tank?
not really no
It's in Helldivers 2
I forgot what y’all did
cough cough
This is a question btw
okay ill text dump since we're discussing this long form. the bastion has an insane amount of firepower, the equivalent of 31 orbital strikes and a practically infinite ammo HMG. but even though its a tank... its body is medium and light armor?? so its actually not tanky. if ur taking heavy fire its gonna blow up, meaning you gotta play it long range
I am lazy of putting a question mark
Ye there’s a tank in helldivers
Not talking to you
Also the fact that Super Earth is using a fucking tank destroyer in the 23rd century.
tank destroyers in war thunder are more effective than the bastion 
Its got heavy armor
Its a tank
Its got treads and a main canon, its a more modern tank
Yeah but those actually look like tank destroyers
A massive gun on a paper bag
Not...an actual tank lmfao
Doesn't the tank have a light armor weakspot on the sides
Tank destroyers tick off all of those, the most defining fact about tank destroyers was that they were cheap and quick to produce because you didn't have to fuck around with the complicated turret mechanisms
how does that mech compare to the tank 🤔
however an MBT would make more sense to be used in 23rd century, since the bastion also seems unnecessarily heavy
yeah but is it just as tanky
Way less firepower, way more maneuverability
so it's not, heh 😏
nothing in the helldiver arsenal is tanky... we're a glass cannon faction basically
So real
The mech is tanky
But the bastion doesn’t fold to much that doesnt kill the mech 3x over
I haven't played since launch, game remaining uninstalled
Helldivers used to actually have armor back then
Mech issue is guns have durability, the amount of times I've had my arms ripped off upon mech entry is pain
At least they can't blow up the main gun on the tank, ts keeps shooting till it's dead
back in mah day
imagine a HD 40k game 👀
I wasn't experiencing Helldivers 2 since 2022
You are confusing me with Paul
just imagine the POSSBILITIES
SM2 has a HD pack
how exactly did i end up with the shittiest guest room in the entire house
i mean we are meant to be expendable so,,,,
Why are you giving your expendable Helldivers experimental armors and weapons that cost 300 trillion dollars to make
being in a house with multiple guest rooms is already crazy to me
"expendable"
more money is spent on a single helldiver mission than a super citizen earns throughout their entire working life
Tank is. An experience ngl
Bugs have more answers to tank than squids, but both are melee hordes which is explicitly what its weak to
Bots have too many answers to tank, but its all stuff you are aiming your canon at anyways.
nooo, talking about HD as in helldiver
Turns out theres no limit of money for Super Earth
Because uh
on the mission, not on each helldiver
the mission is far more valuable than the helldivers
i said single helldiver mission
I never saw someone call Helldivers HD
kill enough economists and the economy fixes itself
wait..this is actually true, literally 😂
Surely this could not be commentary on the cost of real life munitions
Super Earth economy isn't just a single planet
They probably have a infinite amount of money by just having 3 mining colonies
If you work a 50k a year job from the time you're 18 till retirement age in America you'll earn less than the cost of one tomahawk missile
fun fact, the current helldiver death count is estimated around 6,000,000,000
is autofire mod consider as cheating¿?
The average lifespan of a diver is 2 minutes
High command expects the average to be 6 minutes
Compared to some wars where the average frontline soldier was expected to live 45 seconds, keep in mind the divers are launching directly into enemy command lines, where they are at their densest
What is "autofire mod"
Why would you want to use a mod to auto fire
Makes every gun automatic I guess
Like a triggerbot?
idk i read it from a build page "For PC players I'd recommend having an autofire mod, just to save your hand from a fking carpal syndrome. The shovel is excellent in melee for this build as it provide good crowd control and defence., and grenades are queen in this update"
Or a macro?
So this guy is suggesting a mod for lazy people
it's a mod where if you hold mouse down some semi auto things keeps on firing
I mean if it's on nexus you won't get banned for it iirc
A macro then
In going INSANEEEEE RAHHHHH
Scrake
you could think that way, but too "simple" to be a macro, more like autoclicker
cool finally i can have a veteran default skin build
Idk i think a metric fuckton of mods on nexus are cheating but apparently DT doesn't
It's like a mod to automatically do thoses pad tasks
The audacity to blow pox bursters infront of teammates many times and killing me once and then saying he didint do it
yep i mean that mod that predict the minigames seems a little bit off
There's worse than that lol
I didn't do it
why do people always do this to me 
what did i do to them
this is very questionable to complain consider how fast game works
they are too trigger happy 😭
worse is people using the needle on bursters
they become a ticking time bomb
But they already are
I complained after the game was finished
WORSE
i hope we get more admonition enemies
I would push a burster into you :3
my gift
downed bursters can also be infinitely pushed
They already did that to me
if they don't get up they won't try to explode
bites you
so you can push one towards someone
but I wouldnt lie to you
I woke up, hello
its my gift after all ❤️
I am nothing, your teeth only find each other
and you get a toothache
I can respect that
Tbh I do not want to push burster trains
Never seems to go well
If you want to try, more power to you
Push first, explodes while second is mid leap
the rule is, if you are not in havoc, you run towards you team
Detonating it on you
I just shoot them while they're far ngl
Have you seen auric teams in the event
But that would be tight pox burster train
Usually they aren't
the humble fatmangus zealot:
I HAVE, enhance, the RULE
Vect you suck at jokes
shush rodent
Skaven
an exploding burster upon you
If you reacted another way I would probably have said sorry
Would you guys play Darktide if it was Arcade game?
Like we would need to go to arcade and pay 2$ per try on mission? and it's locked on max difficulty
would i have to go outside and go to this arcade
honestly this game is almost 2D by nature if you think about it
YES. That's the main appeal of arcade
people!
there is no aerial threat, all combat mechanics are on the same z-level
Flying pox-bursters in next update
Flying Crushers then.
Helicopter pox burster
To be honest, not alot of games use ''Vertical'' enemy
The only one I can remember is smoker from L4D2
Deep Rock Galactic
Ah True that, the leeches and flying bugs
Helldivers 2
Sould some sort of jetpack enemy work in Darktide?
like lobbing explosives from above type
i doubt it
I mean, there was talk about a rotfly boss, but I don't think DT is really a game made for vertical bossfights.
Never played it, but heard it's Amazing/Awful
They could do swarm enemy, that denies parts of map. But flying enemy will be tricky yeah. I still hope for proper Nurgle demon to show up. Plauge bearer or even nurglings
Papa Nurgle
To some, even Daddy.
Yes.
aerial boss fights in a game like this also have issues, which you can very much see with the neurothrope
if you dont have ammo or a good ranged weapon you just kinda cant do anything
I HATED those things
Spaghetti with strawberry, add some nutella sauce and top it off with blueberries.
my least favorite enemy in that game by a large margin
id rather face a terminator wall
thats... very sweet spaghetti
You will face Plague Marine at some point. And I doubt you will be happy.
o deer
thank you to the team that just carried me to my fifth level 30 while i was extremely high <3
Imagine having a crack addict, beatup cop, and some priest, and being asked to charge against 3ft tall dude with power armor.
15 levels of ogryn until the real game begins
fortunately my ogryn drip is the best of my 6 so i've been lookin forward to ogryn
is... the 3ft tall dude hiding crack from the crack addict? or does the crack addict simply BELIEVE he is?
if so, its over
....3ft???????
um, bigger then!
i am da law
drap your weapons
ive already eaten my weapons
you know Space Marines are about as tall as Orgryns right
no, smaller!
Untrue, you have a professional gangster who's stimmed up on enough drugs to not feel pain at all, an Arbites who's probably had to live through multiple chaos cult crackdowns, priests that are so holy they literally cannot be infected by Nurgle's turbo-AIDS.
and a guy with a rock
Also, ogryns are capable of going toe to toe with space marines (canon)
Strength wise*
Yes.
Speed wise Space Marines win
idk, space marines are supposed to be faster then regular humans too LUL
I still think that the DT rejects could fight a chaos marine (or multiple).
looking aside from the stupid fucking power scaling that 40k is plagued with
I haven't read the novels
Is Ciaphas Cane a goood enough duelist for space marines?
I know hes supposed to be #oneofthebesthumanduelists
from my understanding Ciaphas Cain was actually either a) not the most competent commissar but ended up getting out of problems with his intuition and dumb luck or b) cain was actually hyper-competent but suffered from impostor syndrome
but I'd say prolly not
Maybe:
Doesn't Gaunt kill a chaos space marine too
which novel
in the event you keep reloading your granades all the time. is there info somewhere that what reloads the granades and how often ?
that sounds about right, so no official info on this right? thank you kind sir
Not quite as tall as an ogryn
Is there a way to track how many missions i got left for auric examplar?
Yes
In penances under missions
And then under Auric
thanks!
Shoot me
Anywhere in particular?
hey joe
Is Joe in the room with us?
Who's Joe?
Joe Ogryn
lynx
install another dreadnought rated artillery cannon directly into my brainstem
Kojimbo
BY THE WILL OF THE OMNISSIAH LET IT BE SO
installs 2
install drugs in your system now
what do you mean
BY THE OMNISSIAH I FEEL SO EUPHORIC
Waves wand and mechanizes you
Man mewgenics is fun
REMEMBER
Your digestive system begins and ends with cheeks
Does the digestive system count as one continuous hole or two holes?
You are a straw
of course when i use my arc rifle on the necron immortal i roll the lowest possible damage 
its too far away to melee
i have the worst luck ever in mechanicus
i get the lowest damage rolls, while necrons get crits every 3 attacks 
Sexron supremacy
Plasma pascal it is
Probably not healthy for your teeth
skill
issue
bites you HARD
Holy, this game keeps completely crashing my entire system.
So much chocolate
Nope
i wish there was an event quickplay
Oh I had no idea
Someone tell the commissar
Yuh
im not sure if theres a hive fleet that has adapted to mess with necrons
but usually they avoid tomb worlds and only really fight necrons when they have to
whats your bucket list for WW3?
FTL all of a sudden exist 
eat a necron,,,,,

Kinda cool that necrons are like a hard counter to them then
From what I’ve heard, tyranids are quite OP in the lore

