general-chat

[visual vortex]

But you workout

But stop before finally working out

[quaint moss]

i am

[gloomy tartan]

YOUR ANSWWRS ARE SCARING ME AND GOVING ME MORE QUESTIONS

[visual vortex]

Half a rep

[gloomy tartan]

WHY IS THERE A PILL THAT GIVED YOU BLUEBBALLS

how do you know

[thick coyote]

That's not it dawg

[gloomy tartan]

HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

[thick coyote]

You never heard of Viagra

?

[gloomy tartan]

Oh

Why tf you ain’t just said that

[visual vortex]

Because some people have crippling porn addictions to the point that they will do anything for a high

[thick coyote]

Because blue buff is funnier

Anyways heart attacks during sex

Very possible

[gloomy tartan]

So

[turbid jungle]

Very common

[gloomy tartan]

Those give you heart attacks

????

[thick coyote]

No

They increase the chance

[visual vortex]

Heart attacks during lawnscapig

[gloomy tartan]

ohhhh

[visual vortex]

Very possible

[gloomy tartan]

All I remember is the whole

Call your doctor if it lasts more than 24 hours joke

[turbid jungle]

Heart attacks during anything extraneous is common

[gloomy tartan]

Just rocking it for an entire day

[turbid jungle]

Some people need to call it a day and retire from doing hard labor like sex and lawnscaping

[thick coyote]

Heart attack during heart attack
Very possible

[gloomy tartan]

Sex then landscaping

[visual vortex]

Heart attack during heart attack during heart attack

Very possible

[gloomy tartan]

Or landscaping then sex

[thick coyote]

Sheer heart attack has no weaknesses

[gloomy tartan]

Whats the min max here

[thick coyote]

[gloomy tartan]

Hmmmm

[turbid jungle]

If god had wanted me to live he would not have created the heart attack

[stuck phoenix]

What the fuck is going on

[gloomy tartan]

What about ripping ass so hard you have a heart attack

[visual vortex]

If god wanted me to live he shouldnt have made me in the first place

[gloomy tartan]

Discussing how common a heart attack is

[turbid jungle]

Elvis

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah I regret coming in here

Fuck you all

[visual vortex]

You're so cool

[gloomy tartan]

Git gud

[south valve]

Bit rude

[gloomy tartan]

Anyways

[whole glade]

gug

[gloomy tartan]

What about a first kiss

[south valve]

We were only talking about octopus sex

[turbid jungle]

Anyway we should return to discussion the economic situation in Mumbai mmm yes

[gloomy tartan]

I felt like I was going to have a heart attack

[visual vortex]

Very possible

[gloomy tartan]

When I had my first kiss

Dead ass lmao

I had it super late

So it was overwhelming lmao

[visual vortex]

Got called good boy by some chick in my school a very long time ago

Had a heart attack

Died

This is purgatory

[south valve]

How long until you go heaven?

[visual vortex]

Idk

[gloomy tartan]

It was this cool girl

She became my best pal

[thick coyote]

Don't feel like it

[gloomy tartan]

She fucking tackled me

[thick coyote]

[tired steeple]

When you low-key hungry so you genuinely put food in your mouth and eat it

[quaint moss]

new event is funny

[gloomy tartan]

It was a agressive first kiss

Idk why more women don’t just tackle guys

It works lmao

[visual vortex]

I would be worried that i was getting molested or something if a woman tackled me like that

[quaint moss]

🍔

[tired steeple]

I tackled someone once but I got arrested

[turbid jungle]

Im still with the guy i kissed in the Korean armed forces like 10 years ago

[gloomy tartan]

I mean you gotta read the room

[turbid jungle]

Not even in a relationship we just game hard

[gloomy tartan]

Dont tackle everyone

[south valve]

You do that too?? I've never felt so understood

[tired steeple]

That’s a challenge khorne has set for me

I shall tackle everyone

[turbid jungle]

What if you wanted to have fun but khorne said "FIND MY PAGES" and sent you away

[gloomy tartan]

It was funny cuz we were mid convo

[visual vortex]

Every time i see an unsupervised toddler i cant resist tackling them like they are a criminal that has a gun

[gloomy tartan]

Ans I looks down to my phone

Then I looked up from my phone and got my shit rocked

[tired steeple]

Slenderman is an agent of Tzeentch

[gloomy tartan]

Football player tackled

I became a acute angle

Then I became pancake on floor

[turbid jungle]

Easy fix, throw a gun at them then yell "HE'S REACHING"

[gloomy tartan]

Head trauma followed by a kiss is confusing

[visual vortex]

I dont need a gun

[turbid jungle]

Yeah but if the kid has a gun you had to fold him like laundry

[gloomy tartan]

Babies don’t know about gun laws

[turbid jungle]

It was the right thing to do

[gloomy tartan]

Babies don’t respect the ATF

[visual vortex]

My schizophrenic and narcissistic delusions that tell me ghat im the chosen starchild make me always in the right and encourage violence

[gloomy tartan]

Could you avoid the grundle from 12 am to 6am in an abandoned mall?

[visual vortex]

Could you avoid me in your home for less than five minutes without you at the end looking like the victim of a chimp attack?

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve waited for this day

pulls out flare gun

[visual vortex]

Nah

[gloomy tartan]

burns us both to death in my home and Starts new brushfire in California

[visual vortex]

Use the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck

🔥 🌳 🔥 🌲 🔥 🌲

[tired inlet]

performative; still here

[visual vortex]

I have to get blood drawn tonight

[tired inlet]

just a pint?

[thick coyote]

Uh you know
Harassment 🗣️

[visual vortex]

the woman working there is really nice

[gloomy tartan]

Like you get harassed too much?

[visual vortex]

She gives you a heated pad

[tired inlet]

back in the day we used to callthat glomping at the convention racket

[gloomy tartan]

Or your afraid of being called someone who harassed thenc

[visual vortex]

And lets you drink water

[gloomy tartan]

You old fuck

[visual vortex]

But i heard rumors about this place guys

[gloomy tartan]

That’s old as balls

You grandpa

Good damn

Glomp is old latin

Take the drivers license away from Raz

Someone get the keys

[tired inlet]

you think this hurts me but you've never had a 90s alt-goth woman run at you in 5 inch heels and put her full weight against you in an embrace because she missed you

[visual vortex]

Dont need goth woman

[gloomy tartan]

I thought it said run you through at first

I was like “ you got stabbed ?”

[visual vortex]

A-train

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[tired inlet]

Nah, I was an offensive lineman

I'm a better door than a window anyday

[gloomy tartan]

Oh shit

So like

If we needed a gate smashed

Youd be the gate smashed troll

With the cool helmet

[tired inlet]

I think I'm probably a bit more experience in smashing than you, for sure

[gloomy tartan]

Fuckinf love that part of lotr

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Just a giant ass troll with a helmet for ramming the gateb

[visual vortex]

I smash snake with rock

Stop moving

[gloomy tartan]

Solid 🐍

?

Invisible?

[visual vortex]

I couldnt hear it say its name

When the talking was done

[gloomy tartan]

Peak

[sick vortex]

When I join, do i get the hp of the NPC i was replacing?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeee

[tired inlet]

Uhh, sometimes

yeah

[sick vortex]

Just joined mid Team wipe.

[visual vortex]

Depens ifn the ai sucks ballz

[gloomy tartan]

If you join a match and your hurt

It’s usually I assume the ai

[tired inlet]

and if you're super lucky you replace the bot right as the mauler brings down the axe

so you get instantly downed

[gloomy tartan]

Is it the ai being hurt ?

[sick vortex]

That is exactly what just happened.

[gloomy tartan]

Or the team?

Like do you spawn in hurt because of the ai, or because the team is injured?

I never figured that outc

Usually the teams injured so that’s my guess

Team sucks so you spawn in hurt

[turbid jungle]

Spawninf the player with at least a full mag has been a pain point for nearly the entire lifespan of the game

Countless times i get into a game with one or two shots in my gun to work with while swamped with bs

[sick vortex]

I hate the ai in this game so much.

[gloomy tartan]

The Martian’s want more ai

[visual vortex]

The tech ceos demand more ai

[winged oasis]

i love the ai

i dont love spawning in whatever state the ai is in

[gloomy tartan]

I heard others bring it up

Why can’t we customize our ai squad

[winged oasis]

bots when spawned correctly by ragequitters can lowk clutch a match, so whenever you're leaving the game like a little bitch, position yourself properly first

[quaint moss]

@twin flower did they remove the poxburster sticker or am i tripping

[austere thorn]

hahahahahahah

20 bursters

hahahahahahahaha

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-plankton-meme-gif-15640350090336605258

this event has made me question my sanity

[gloomy tartan]

Just push them

[quaint moss]

speed zealot is fun

[sick vortex]

Oops, all ogryns.

[rain pilot]

Busters event when

[sick vortex]

Right now, apparently.

[rain pilot]

I said busters

[sick vortex]

Event has bursters in it.

That not enough?

[tawny hearth]

they got their secret event during the bugged hitboxes

[gloomy tartan]

The grenadier event had more busters too

[nocturne bloom]

What if they replace the bursters with me

[gloomy tartan]

What if the burster got a elite version called a buster

[tawny hearth]

CJ has entered the chat

when they spawn you just here "aw shit here we go again" and bicycle wheels hitting the pavement

[gloomy tartan]

BUSTA!

When they about to explode they to “ YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

[tawny hearth]

this is the mod we need tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Big smoke busta mod

[tawny hearth]

even better would be every special and elite changed to san andreas things

[tiny swift]

Falling downstaris isn't funny. But I lived. Fuck you Horus

I hate my life

[gloomy tartan]

Hoe bitch you mean

Old hoe bitch Hennessy

Damn Horus and his Hennessy

[tiny swift]

He put that slippery slope on my stairs, it must have been him

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

3 vets in my group

Dam

[tiny swift]

Report them

[gloomy tartan]

One guy had a van helsing hat

Looking spiffy

Other is another cadian

I assume

If you wear the drip 💧

They in diff cadian armor

[idle talon]

Why are there so many elitist pricks in this game? Every H30-40 I play there is at least one guy who thinks he needs to tell me how to play the game

[quaint moss]

IM TRIPPING, dude i need new glasses Xd

[gilded crown]

Hello darktiders

It’s vermintime

[opaque imp]

YOU KNOW WHO WASN'T IN THE EPSTEIN FILES

[tawny hearth]

those are bad players who blame others around them instead of realizing that they need to uplift themselves

[opaque imp]

TONY STARK

[south valve]

Main character syndrome I guess

I hate people like that

[tawny hearth]

vermin don't get a time, we bonked them all

[gilded crown]

Melee only RV

Slayer 2.0, now with invis

[tawny hearth]

its really strong, when i rarely play ranger is how i play, either greataxe or greathammer

[blazing ibex]

The ogryn in my 40 telling others how to play and actively being the weakest link by getting people killed with their taunt

[gilded crown]

Greataxe of course

Extra 25% power makes that weapon pop off

[tawny hearth]

lol how were they killing people with their taunt?

[idle talon]

Yeah some ppl forget it's a game and it's to have fun and wind down

[blazing ibex]

Pulling aggro into us

I got slotted and overheaded so much yesterday

[gilded crown]

Skissue

[blazing ibex]

And the psyker said the same thing lol

[gilded crown]

2 skissues

[blazing ibex]

Literally saw him do it to the psyker.

[opaque imp]

Massive skull issue

[tawny hearth]

but how? lol its straight forward that you taunt, slam into the taunt targets, then probably cc them as it wears down

but like... usually by the time the taunt is done things are over or the taunt targets are mostly dead

and other stuff is whats left

lol i might be dumb but i only play taungryn when i play oggy and i'm trying to figure out how you would mess it up so bad that you're dumping things on the team

[blazing ibex]

If only that's how it played out. What they did was rush ahead, taunt everything and then pulled everything towards us instead.

Which prompted

Many

Overheads

That we simply couldn't dodge

Oh and poxbursters I couldn't push

That was fun too.

[tawny hearth]

i feel like backpeddling as an oggy is just sacrilege, you go sideways and in circles to kite slots, never backwards

[blazing ibex]

Yeah I wish this ogryn knew that

But then we got another ogryn after they left

Difference was night and day.

[tawny hearth]

yeah i don't mind when someone is doing bad, lol sometimes i straight up do bad... but its trying to tell others to change how they are playing like somehow its their fault that does annoy me yeah

[blazing ibex]

We didn't win (purple sucks) but you could actively tell they were way more aware not to do that.

[modest flume]

sorry was me

[blazing ibex]

Yer fine

[thick coyote]

It's late game high end content, dawg
There'll be elitist

[modest flume]

No, you

[thick coyote]

Match their energy

[tawny hearth]

only if they just got there tbh, the ones who've been there for a while won't give a fuck lol

[thick coyote]

Be elitist back

[tawny hearth]

"Your team comp looks a bit rough, you guys ok with this leader?"

[blazing ibex]

I didn't even care that much about losing tbh

[tawny hearth]

lol you can't play havoc and care too much about losing tbh

[modest flume]

Havoc is a vibe check (and skill check)

[zenith merlin]

you won't need more than one instance of golden toughness if your team knows how to play the game

[blazing ibex]

Legit don't have to since I got my 40 already but like

[blazing ibex]

On the contrary.

You don't need gold.

At all.

[modest flume]

I just like yelling at the heretics

[zenith merlin]

you really don't

[tender horizon]

"can you carry the one person on your team doing actively nothing" check

[tawny hearth]

i never notice when i have gold, sometimes i'll make a mistake and i'll think "aw damn" and look at my hp and be like... oh it doesn't matter we have gold

[blazing ibex]

I've done 40s without gold. Can't deny it makes the room for error larger

[abstract junco]

Enjoyable pastime

[blazing ibex]

But it's no biggie to me honestly

I try to be accommodating for people who actually wanna try different things in 40

[tawny hearth]

honestly if you're judging people that much you failed the vibe check (at least on their gameplay, if they're also being an ass then judge away )

[blazing ibex]

Just as long as you don't try to police people (like that ogryn did), you're okay

[tender horizon]

dont be useless in havoc

[modest flume]

tbh he's kinda right, Havoc teams are usually skewered that way

Psykers and Vets running meta and failing at their roles

[drowsy prawn]

you are too pro already 😌

[tawny hearth]

lol tbh i don't find havocs stressful and no one ever kicks or yells at me... i also never care how others are doing unless its all 3... with 1 other person you can work magic... and if you're in havoc 40 then even with 4 great players its maybe a loss so i dont' sweat it

[amber delta]

I dont judge people for their plays, I judge them for their drip

[tender horizon]

depends on your definition of great ig

i believe 4 great players have grey weaponsed 40

[formal mortar]

Gotta have great pants

Otherwise Pants will be angry and turn you into extra rations

[blazing ibex]

I'm like

Decent at best imho

[tawny hearth]

lol i did like 5 or 6 years of being the slayer in the lobby and somehow having more special kills than my whole team combined... roles are guide lines and the only true role is "see a problem, sort a problem" no one should ever really be considered to be "doing a job" just more of a "this is where the player will reset to" expectations

so like... i don't care what the shouty and spark'ead and sah are doing

[blazing ibex]

How I got to 40 this season was a miracle in itself (the miracle being @modest flume) cuz he's a goated teammate for havoc

[tawny hearth]

but i also basically only play pubs

[blazing ibex]

I usually play pubs too

[tawny hearth]

i usually hover down in the 30s when i running them because havoc 30 is comfy and nearly zero stress

[tender horizon]

sometimes you get pub group and game is easy

[blazing ibex]

Just happened to get to play with Bush for my 37-40 and we basically breezed through those 🙂‍↕️

[tawny hearth]

40s are fine but i don't like them as the norm when i play havoc

[tender horizon]

sometimes you get pub group you have to pick up 3 times each 7 minutes into the mission

[whole glade]

3fs upload

lets go

[tawny hearth]

lol most common is getting a pub group that falls apart within 40 seconds of the first try but then is basically perfect (or close enough) on the second try

that feels like every forth group

[blazing ibex]

Legit happened on a relay run for one of my 40s

[tawny hearth]

honestly its why i say all you need is 2...below high havoc its that you need you being good and one person who's good enough not to die... but in high havoc its you need 2 that are good

[modest flume]

I get what you're saying, and normally I'll agree with you

HOWEVER, the problem is when you have players that are just lagging behind performance wise, and their weapons or builds that would be predisposed to dealing with a certain issue (I.E. plasma gun vet sniping specialists or shooters) decides he is better off magdumping into armor, which is now bringing the side down because you already have ~2 other people dealing with the same thing

[blazing ibex]

Got completely slammed the first run

Second run

Two people got True Survivor lol

[tender horizon]

i consider this going well tbh

[delicate kite]

i just dropped a sticky surprise down the hatch

[modest flume]

Sometimes you gotta warm up

[tawny hearth]

yeah i don't mind this being the norm, as long as people stay for the second try lol

[tender horizon]

the plasma dueling sword voc vet kissing the floor for the 9th time

[modest flume]

It was fun!

[tender horizon]

there are specific loadouts in havoc i just do not trust anymore and i think thats number 1

[blazing ibex]

I know one particular person that's really good with ds plasma

[tawny hearth]

i get you that it would be ideal if they would read the situation correctly and like... fill the right gaps, but at that point I don't focus on the person i just see it as part of the situation i'm reacting too... yeah sometimes its unsavable but as long you and at least one other person are reacting to how that person is weighting the groups actions then you can usually comp for it... but its also based on how you build your builds

[blazing ibex]

And they use smokes

[tawny hearth]

like i go for sort of generalist builds over hyper focusing

[modest flume]

Yeah I getcha

[tender horizon]

i believe that, i wouldnt believe it if you said 2 tho

[tender horizon]

ime you have to

[blazing ibex]

But they're like, the only person I've seen that can hold their weight with that setup in high havoc ime

[modest flume]

I'm pretty much in the same boat

It's not really a matter of what that person isn't doing, it's what I can do

[tender horizon]

voc or exe with smokes?

[tawny hearth]

yeah unless you're like in a really well communicated team... i always build to have at least one good response to everything and a panic button or two

[blazing ibex]

Because they actually understand ds is not a horde clearer

[blazing ibex]

VoC

[tender horizon]

wild

im not even sure what nade i commonly see with that anymore

havent had the time to play havoc lately

[tawny hearth]

i'm turning the game back on for the first time in like a week and half or something

got distracted by other games

was trying to learn jetpack cat in overwatch lol

[tender horizon]

i work a lot rn

[blazing ibex]

That's gonna be me soon

[tawny hearth]

i'm about to be there starting monday

right this second i'm on some down time

[blazing ibex]

About to get 6 days a week for the foreseeable future

[modest flume]

Been there since... September?

[blazing ibex]

Gonna suck a lil

But

I like money

[modest flume]

I do 6 days a week of double shift

[tawny hearth]

luckily my job has me getting out at like 1 or 2pm... but i'm waking up at like 3 or 4am

[modest flume]

Sorry 5

6th day isn't double

[tender horizon]

6 a week, 12 hours a day rn

[tawny hearth]

i would just say no tbh

[blazing ibex]

Are you working for the post office or smth

Jesus

[tender horizon]

literally yes

im a mailman

[blazing ibex]

Holy shit.

That was a throw in the water

[tawny hearth]

just say no lol, you're only carrying ads and backup paper bills for online bills

[tender horizon]

fun tongs fact ig

[tawny hearth]

take a day off

[tender horizon]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

i get OT for 2 hours past 8 and double for 2 hours past 10

[blazing ibex]

I mean I only knew that could be the case cuz my boyfriend worked for the post office.

[rain idol]

On that grind

[abstract junco]

Haha imagine having jobs

[tawny hearth]

every boss i've worked for knows that extra money will not motovate me so i stopped getting told to work overtime like 7 years ago

[abstract junco]

(I’m miserably employed)

[tawny hearth]

i'll starve before i let them eat into my time more

[modest flume]

I'm normally 10 hours a day but sometimes I go up to 13

[tender horizon]

i think id go postal at the 13th hour

[modest flume]

heh

[tender horizon]

idk, i like it

just a lot of hours rn

[tawny hearth]

i used to work 4 10 hour shifts a week... that was actually really nice

[dire kayak]

[tender horizon]

amazon schedule

i like it too

[tawny hearth]

lol i don't like high time pressure jobs, its why i stopped coding and stuff and started making furniture

week long delays are built into furniture time tables lol

[tender horizon]

before this i did social work in a really fucked up area

¯_(ツ)_/¯

i like it ig

[whole glade]

i worked as a TA during HS

shit sucked yo

[tawny hearth]

lol i was going to school for nursing but then i had to deal with a bad dog bite between terms and never really continued it... i probably should

[tender horizon]

what is a TA

[tawny hearth]

teachers assistant

[whole glade]

teachers assisant

[tender horizon]

neat

my brother teaches actually

[tawny hearth]

they are the kid who learns what teaching is going to be like and it scares most of them away from teaching

[tender horizon]

tbh i think teaching is considerably worse post covid

[tawny hearth]

my brother teaching taught me how many teachers are alchoholics (including him last i checked lol)

[whole glade]

i had to teach elementary.

[tender horizon]

i dont think id like being a teacher, tbh

[whole glade]

its aloota work

[tawny hearth]

i wouldn't mind it but i dont' think i could reliably be a teacher if that makes sense... like every day feels like alot

[whole glade]

like i had zero free time when making lesson plans

[green beacon]

condolences

[tawny hearth]

basically everyone is behind... it reminds me about how i used to fall behind in school because i would spend up to 3 months a year in the hospital... like the kids i see from that period have the same signs i did but they aren't as far ahead as i was before it happening

literacy is falling which is scary, people not being able to understand what they read become dangerous

like a bunch of kind of literate people is much more dangerous than a bunch of people who cant' read at all

[modest flume]

Lorum ipsum

[green beacon]

vro yr nt shkspr 💔 💔 smh

[whole glade]

i cant say anything about the kids but i had a horrible teacher and actual teacher

both sucked

[tawny hearth]

lol i'm not sure if i'm upset or glad i could understand what you typed

should i bring oggy or scum into the event for the first time after not playing for like 12 days?

[whole glade]

im fr watching 3fs play poppy playtime chapter 5 at 19 years old, am i cooked? -.-

[blazing ibex]

Watch what you want

Who cares

[whole glade]

goated

[tawny hearth]

plus 19 is still a kid so you're safe for another like 6 years... and then after 6 years you'll be too old to care about being judged

[whole glade]

i mean true

but i aint never growing up

[dire kayak]

neither am i

[vapid matrix]

Yo

[dire kayak]

i dont age

[whole glade]

same

[vapid matrix]

Should I buy helldivers or killing floor 3

[tawny hearth]

lol the only growing up anyone actually does is that their brain fully grows in... people who pretend like you can't enjoy fun or childish stuff when older are just lying to themselves lol

[abstract junco]

Divers

Killing floor 3 is not it

[vapid matrix]

Is it crossplay?

[blazing ibex]

If anything when you get older

[tawny hearth]

helldivers 2 is probably better than KF3... and hd2 is crossplay

[abstract junco]

Yes

[blazing ibex]

You end up wanting to enjoy stuff for kids ngl

[sleek harness]

I am so tired

[blazing ibex]

Because growing up sucks.

[abstract junco]

Until you realize you can drink alcohol and shoot guns

[whole glade]

i always have fun dont get me wrong

[sleek harness]

I wasn't back for a while it seems

[blazing ibex]

Bluey's a comfort show for me.

[sleek harness]

You were very wrong

[tawny hearth]

lol i did rewatch the magic school bus like a year ago... and naruto (naruto shippuden is still a great show tbh)

[blazing ibex]

Alcohol is mid

[sleek harness]

No, I just slept for 10 hours

That happens

[blazing ibex]

Guns are cool though

[modest flume]

The most important thing to remember is that there is nothing with with having fun, especially when not to the disadvantage of someone else

[tawny hearth]

i've never met anyone who actually believes this and is also a fun person to be around

[dire kayak]

lucky,,,,,,,,,,,

[modest flume]

I'm OMW to sleep 13

[whole glade]

truth nuke

[fallow glen]

why would you do those two things at the same time

[tawny hearth]

honestly i only shot guns when i was a kid, by the time i was older i realized they were boring

[sleek harness]

Not lucky

[blazing ibex]

Same reason one drinks and also drives a car

[sleek harness]

I am usually sleeping 5 hours

My brains isn't read for this

[abstract junco]

Because it’s awesome

[whole glade]

okay but break action shotgun for home defense.

rip and tear.

[modest flume]

That's because you're making up for the lost sleep

I sleep about 6 hours during the week, I literally don't have time

Weekends? Out like a light

[tender horizon]

im the reverse tbh

i normally sleep after work for like 10 hours ideally

[tawny hearth]

honestly my views on home defense are the same as my views on darktide... guns are more annoying then helpful for it and i'd rather have one of the many swingable things in my house do the job, naked man with crazy hair down to his waist and an axe will probably make you stop robbing houses even if you do win the fight

[tender horizon]

try to stay awake on my free days

[modest flume]

I get that

[blazing ibex]

Home Alone ah home defense

[whole glade]

okay but shot gun in one hand and warhammer in the other.

[tawny hearth]

if you invade my house know that i AM stripping before we tangle

[dire kayak]

is tooo,,,,

[fallow glen]

Suicide?

[blazing ibex]

That is quite intimidating.

[sleek harness]

So it's lucky and unlucky?

[tawny hearth]

i was unironically taught to fight by a person with severe schizophrenia (a parent lol)... alot of their lessons were very bad... but they did teach me how to be the one person you don't want to fight because i'll make it weird man

[sleek harness]

Dude didn't saw that one video of Asgore drunk driving and then running over Noelle's big sister

[dire kayak]

hmmmm,,,,

[whole glade]

ROBOT ROCK

[whole glade]

ROBOT ROCK

[vapid matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-goth-girl-hotline-discontinued-phone-gif-3014627563896042151

[tawny hearth]

daft punk songs dont' sound as good as they used to to me

[vapid matrix]

U play rocket league

[tawny hearth]

lol no, but i had every daft punk cd growing up and listened to them way to much

[sleek harness]

This is called development

Does any 40 year old listen to any type of punk still?

[tawny hearth]

lol i was hard into the punk scene when i was in my early 20s and like 2 decades later i still have my piercings and style from that time... and i listen to alot of the same music

[whole glade]

WAT?

[sleek harness]

Wait a second

20?

Listening to punk?

[whole glade]

tf youu mean not good?

[sleek harness]

It means not good

[whole glade]

daft punk not good?

exfucking cuse me?

[sleek harness]

Daft punk nuh good

[whole glade]

you earned the top spot in the skin and eat later list.

[dire kayak]

can i help?

[tawny hearth]

daft punk is good but its got that "so old and simple" feel to it that after decades of listening you can't really get into it the same again... but like i think i feel that way about all electronic music? like it all has a shelf life

[whole glade]

yes.

[dire kayak]

yaaayyyy

[sleek harness]

Who exactly

[whole glade]

you.

[sleek harness]

I am just repeating what he said

In a more simple matter

For people to understand

[tawny hearth]

[dire kayak]

[tawny hearth]

the real talk should be about how its a crime that the beatles are considered so highly but the kinks are just remembered kind of

[whole glade]

polnareff and Daft punk are the only fr*nch people i like.

[tawny hearth]

polnareff should have died instead of the best boy

[whole glade]

he tried

[tawny hearth]

lol right? polnareff being the second coming of speedwagon wasn't something i saw coming tbh

as in the side character that just keeps coming back

[sleek harness]

If someone can guess the name of my empire on Stellaris I will give them nothing

Who's up for it

[dire kayak]

skaven

[rocky radish]

I helped write a punk album a few years ago, and I'm in my 40s

[whole glade]

SCR had no reason to aura farm that hard

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

FUCK

[sleek harness]

What

[tawny hearth]

The Great Kermie Co-op

[sleek harness]

No

It has to do with rock people

[rocky radish]

A Japanese punk band wanted my help with the English in their first album

[sleek harness]

And defensive

[sleek harness]

Cool

[tawny hearth]

oh i was gonna name a bunch of my own empires but i don't play rock people

[sleek harness]

Want a tip

The species is called "Grogoroustrotk"

[tawny hearth]

lol theres probably alot more punks that are older than younger... there are stil pockets of the punk scenes i remember around but alot of it isn't really... punk in spirit just the music (not in a "the kids don't get it way" but in a "being counter culture is less cool atm" sort of way)

[tawny hearth]

lol depending on the naming scheme that could help not at all

[dire kayak]

right now

im a low cortisol uma

[sleek harness]

In the middle

[rocky radish]

I absolutely agree. The band I helped are kinda in the middle. They like to be non-conformist, but being non-conformist in Japan is difficult.

The singer was well-known as a pop singer, but she said pop is just her job. Punk is where her heart is, and she has no interest in fame

[sleek harness]

Third word has to do with something imperial

[sleek harness]

What

[dire kayak]

:3

[tawny hearth]

lol to be fair i think fame should always be on the table, the ultimate goal of any counter culture is to affect the culture... but i also get why they would say that, because fame should never be THE goal lol... and musician's side projects are always the best projects tbh where they tend to shine most

[hazy kestrel]

Currently having the time of my life eating sushi and getting my tastebuds beaten up by the wasabi sauce.

[thick coyote]

Get strong root'd lol

[dire kayak]

bites you affectionately

[tawny hearth]

lol i'm too bad at guessing things things to play this game, my dumb brain is coming up with "the Malcom (in the middle) Mile" because i'm stupid and miles are imperial

[sleek harness]

It's called Defensive Grogoroustrotk Imperium

[tawny hearth]

i was really let down by wasabi, people played it up only for me to realize it was a horseradish when i tried it

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, basically. But it still packs a punch.

[tawny hearth]

lol are they subterranean? (only played that way once but it was fun)

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[hazy kestrel]

Funny rat man.

[thick coyote]

This does remind me to order japanese food later

But

[tawny hearth]

yeah its not bad and it is strong i just didn't expect horserasdish lol

[sleek harness]

Also necrophobic and pacifist

Xenophobic*

[thick coyote]

The local Japanese kitchen shares the place with a gas station

So it's literally gas station japanese food

Don't ever buy no gas station weed

[hazy kestrel]

Is this paradise?

[dire kayak]

sharee,,,,

[south valve]

Rat 🐀

[dire kayak]

ill sleep on you tonight

[tawny hearth]

honestly i don't like japanese food but thats because i don't like fish

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER

[thick coyote]

It's kinda of a little piece of heaven
Avenged Sevenfold starts playing

[sleek harness]

I knew you were actually thinking about it

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

[dire kayak]

mraow

[dire kayak]

neither do i im just very hungry

[hazy kestrel]

Am I that predictable? Lmao

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Freaks are usually predictable

[dire kayak]

bites you

[tawny hearth]

if you have the right dlc you should try to become the crisis at the end

[sleek harness]

No

[tawny hearth]

rockpocalypse is the best ending for a stellaris universe

[sleek harness]

I don't have that one spy DLC

The selling point is just becoming the crisis

[dire kayak]

rockpox mentioned?

[thick coyote]

Please don't

[hazy kestrel]

Lies, slander, deception most foul.

[thick coyote]

That was 2 annoying years

[tawny hearth]

the other stuff it adds are fine but yeah i just get the dlc on sale in bulk from time to time so i 100% get not owning some of them lol

[dire kayak]

exactly!

[sleek harness]

I will probably get Apocalypse first

[tawny hearth]

thats a fun one yeah

[sleek harness]

Wanted the nuclear origin so bad

And also to explode planets

Too bad Biogenesis isn't on console yet

[tawny hearth]

lol i was thinking about doing a nuke orgin playthrough soonish

[sleek harness]

I would totally buy that

I love body horror

[tawny hearth]

yeah biogen is good

i think i have everything but the last 1 or 2 dlc for stellaris as of like a couple months ago

maybe longer... time is fuzzy lol

[sleek harness]

I don't think theses newer DLCs are worth it pal

Expect that one lava species expansion pack

[tawny hearth]

i always wait till they are on deeper sale or i have extra "fun" money so yeah

[sleek harness]

Because uh

It's a species pack

It's essencial

[hazy kestrel]

Pals, should I continue my Total War campaign or play Darktide?

[tawny hearth]

yeah i'm missing the infernals and shadows of the shroud

[sleek harness]

Play SM2

[dire kayak]

we should play darktide

[sleek harness]

We as

[tawny hearth]

neither, instead play through the entirety of suda 51's games

[hazy kestrel]

Counteroffer: You should get Total War: Warhammer 3.

It’s fun.

[dire kayak]

what's it like?

[sleek harness]

Surely it would be more fun if they made console versions

Can't be that hard

[tawny hearth]

i got this game from humble and i've never played it... keep telling myself i should but i keep putting it off

[sleek harness]

Personamen is making a giant rant

Come on pal it's just text

[hazy kestrel]

A settlement / expansion / treaty-building / warmongermaxxing strategy game in the first aspect, with big battles and/or settlement sieges where you move your troops around to kill things as the second aspect.

[sleek harness]

Don't take that long

Oh he didn't

Cool

[dire kayak]

hmm,,,,,,,,

sounds fun,,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t rush art, funny rat man.

[tawny hearth]

oh the one random thing i should say that i like about having so many of the stellaris dlc even if i don't like the main "gimmick" of the dlc is that they all add a number of random events which helps alot with replays

[sleek harness]

Yeah I can

Thanks for saying so

[tawny hearth]

thats the main reason i buy them all

[dire kayak]

is it more like mechanicus or more like rogue trader?

[hazy kestrel]

Curse you autocorrect

[tawny hearth]

neither, its more like a 4x game but with more focus on real time combats that you and other armies enter

[dire kayak]

hm,,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, this.^

[sleek harness]

Yeah, that's kind of the reason some people recommend buying the story and event packs first

And I agree

[dire kayak]

ill give it a try when i have the money

[sleek harness]

It makes the game less boring in the mid game

[tawny hearth]

yeah, the only thing that really brings me back to stellaris is how random every playthrough can be

only game that comes close is .... crusader kings? i think its called

[sleek harness]

Like, in this exact game I found a species of intelligent gas people who are ~~ exploiting me ~~asking me very nicely to take them to other gas planets to colonize

I am having a bad feeling about this

[tawny hearth]

lol i think i remember those guys, i cant remember what happened when i ran into them

[hazy kestrel]

Necrontyr moment.

[dire kayak]

NECRON???

WHERRE

WHERE IS HE

HISSSSSS

[tawny hearth]

everywhere

[dire kayak]

plasma caliver time

[tawny hearth]

the other thing i like about stelleris events is even if you do the same thing you did last time sometimes it just... goes differently

[sleek harness]

I mean, the gas people did survived 2,1 million years

Longer than my game

[dire kayak]

if i saw a necron irl id probably pounce on it and bite it to death

[sleek harness]

Also they got bombed by some fanatics in some year

Which is funny

[tawny hearth]

does bombing gas people even work?

[sleek harness]

I mean

[tawny hearth]

i guess it depends on how the gas reacts to the heat but even then

[sleek harness]

Who the hell tries to bomb a gas giant

[tawny hearth]

haters lol

[dire kayak]

you're on grindset
while im on that playset
weeeee :3

[sleek harness]

"We are going to bomb you because you didn't listen to our religion, scum gas people!"
"Ok."

Talking about gas people, this should be the next species pack

It would be so cool

[tawny hearth]

lol i feel like you can do kind of close with the tox people

but not really

[sleek harness]

You can clean toxic planets with a ascension perk

But it's not worth it

[tawny hearth]

i feel like thats for if you pivot mid playthrough because theres alot of ways to suddenly need different planets and stuff

but i'm also bad at stellaris

i always end up losing to my own created empires that spawn in randomly because the computer plays it better than i do

[sleek harness]

If you need planets mid game then you just make Space Adaptations

Which are structures that work as planets

[tawny hearth]

true, but i've done dumb choices just for flavor reasons

[sleek harness]

Thats okay

That's the reason why I don't have a win year condition

I just want to play and see how the galaxy evolves

[tawny hearth]

lol i put my win year WAAAAY out and start the mid and end game crisis more staggered out than normal

usually i lose before ever seeing the endgame because i enter or get forced into some war i shouldnt be in

[sleek harness]

Do you have scaling difficulty on?

Or just

Max difficulty

[tawny hearth]

i range between the two (or a notch down from max difficulty), i've decided that scaling is harder... like i'm good at everything except remembering to scale my military correctly

unless i'm running a military focused empire

so eventually i get into a war at bad timing when i'm not built up like i should be

and some computer empires will jump you over and over if you're weaker than them lol

if i run scaling difficulty i tend to fall further behind because i forget the computers ramp up over time

at least on hard i remember to keep up a bit more

[sleek harness]

I usually build bastions close to their boarders

Becomes even better if theres a planet close by it

So that way I make it into a bastion world and the enemy gets stuck

[tawny hearth]

yeah i try to do that and end up forgetting about it because of something that takes my attention away and realize too late i have like 3 holes in my border

or i get jumped by ships ignoring the travel lines

depending on how late the game is

but i do win sometimes

[gloomy tartan]

Damn girl are you a special consignment

Cuz you look expensive

[tawny hearth]

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck off

[sleek harness]

Wingnut is a girl?

[gloomy tartan]

Girls are a subclass

[tawny hearth]

some people probably wish but no i am not lol

[visual vortex]

Lego really made fucking anime sets rather than new bionicles 🫩🙏

[south valve]

New from bionicle

[gloomy tartan]

Bionicle is peak

You know how we bring it back?

[south valve]

I don't remember how the meme goes

[gloomy tartan]

Have it in marvel movies

[tawny hearth]

i was far too poor to own bionicles

[gloomy tartan]

Have Spider-Man super into bionicle too

[sleek harness]

I wonder who...

[gloomy tartan]

New bionicle set comes out after

[visual vortex]

They'd ruin it

[gloomy tartan]

It’s genius

[visual vortex]

I guarantee lego

[gloomy tartan]

They could just remake the exact same shit

But they won’t

[visual vortex]

Have a recall series where they just rerun older bionicle sets

And they'd make millions

[tawny hearth]

i'm not sure they would... like alot of people like the idea of bionicles but i'm not sure it actually has a super active base

[visual vortex]

Yes it does

I brought it up in one sentence and people here immediately said it was peak

[gloomy tartan]

Make spider-Man like Bionicle and Bionicle will become popular because because kids love Spider-Man

[tawny hearth]

lol thats the "alot of people like the idea of bionicles" part of what i said... lego is a very active company and bionicles are probably not a cheap product to make... so they've probably done market testing and dont' see the millions

like it would be cool if they did do it tho

i just think its probably expensive on lego so they are hesitant to pull the trigger because they'd had to get the machines to do it and stuff

[tawny hearth]

probably some of my exes mostly

[gloomy tartan]

Do we think the punisher likes hardcore gangster rap?

Does he even like music ?

[tawny hearth]

Frank is a weirdo who doesn't like anything anymore

[visual vortex]

Neither are one piece sets

[gloomy tartan]

I ain’t never seen that mf on SoundCloud

I mean he doesn’t seem to complain about music ever does he?

[tawny hearth]

i think those are cheaper for them to make tho, less parts that they need new multi million doller machines with even more money put into sculpting and stuff... all the one piece stuff looks like it could be made in the same molders they already have

[gloomy tartan]

Prob preffers silence tho. He be sulking in his apartment doing gun stuff

[visual vortex]

Overall there is more plastic in a larger set than a single slightly large figure

Im looking st the suze of these sets

They are like 5 to ten tines the size of a bionicle character

[south valve]

Noise music comes to mind

where it's just sounds

[green vector]

all music is just sound

tf

[south valve]

True

[tawny hearth]

the plastic doesn't matter, its the machine needed to make it is different, a machine like that has to be custom made from the ground up, you need to pay cnc metal workers at fancy made to order manufacturing places to make you like a billion custom parts and it adds up quick

[visual vortex]

They'd already have the machines 💀

[gloomy tartan]

I mean he liked music before his family exploded

[tawny hearth]

and you have to pay new sculpters and mold makers if you don't havet he old machines

[gloomy tartan]

Wonder what

Like he used to be a normal human lol

[visual vortex]

And you need to pay for new machines to make certain sets specifically

[gloomy tartan]

At first original comics he was a dude during the nam war

[south valve]

1920s ragtime

Idk

[gloomy tartan]

They aged it up the Iraq war in the comics to make him not old as fuck

[south valve]

I'm just typing stuff

[gloomy tartan]

Otherwise he’d be like solid snake

[tawny hearth]

no they wouldn't, as soon as they were decomissioned they would have been sold for parts/scrap... those machines are super finicky and need constant care... there was a place about half a mile from where i live who had one get a very small amount of damage on it and they had to trash the whole machine... the company went under from it lol

[visual vortex]

Sucks to be them then

Lol

[gloomy tartan]

I mean what was popular music during nam

[south valve]

that was the 60s right?

[green vector]

creedence clearwater

[south valve]

So like Sinatra?

[tawny hearth]

lol it did suck to be them, they were the ones who damaged the machine themselves because they told the company delivering it to leave because they "had it"... they did not have it lol

[gloomy tartan]

That was when original frank came out

Mf killed a sniper with a monkey skull necklace

It was a ORDEAL

[visual vortex]

Billions must buy preston plays minecrsft mystery plushies

[gloomy tartan]

a ORDEAL

That monkey skull sniper was INSANE

[visual vortex]

Also most fans of legos are grown up

[gloomy tartan]

that was how frank got his skull idea

[visual vortex]

So they'd look back at bionicle fondly

[gloomy tartan]

Then when his family died he used the skull logo

To bring fear

Like how that Vietnam sniper used the monkey skull

[visual vortex]

I miss bionicle and the sea atlantis series

🤤

[tawny hearth]

adult fans of lego mostly do not buy lego, they will watch lego media and play lego video games but like 99 out of 100 adult lego fans aren't buying sets... its the 1% that do

[visual vortex]

Hammerhesd shark guy

[green vector]

say monkey skull a few more times i dont quite get it yet

[visual vortex]

Like me

[gloomy tartan]

Hammerheads are fucking cool

[visual vortex]

There was a set with a custom head and decal for one

[gloomy tartan]

🐒 💀

[tawny hearth]

lol yes, i'm just saying that new bionicle stuff would be very cool even if i never was into it but i just dont' think its on the table money wise because it would be as pricey as it was the first time but with a smaller projected audience

[south valve]

How did he kill someone with it?

for clarity

[visual vortex]

Well if it's for a niche audience then tedt the waters

Like release one or three of the classics

[gloomy tartan]

He was this goated sniper with a necklace with a monkey skull as the pendant

[visual vortex]

See how it's perceived

[gloomy tartan]

I think he like painted his logo in blood of some shit

[tawny hearth]

i never liked frank that much but there was some actual gold hidden in his comics even if you weren't a fan

[gloomy tartan]

It felt like he was the predator

[south valve]

Ohhh okay, I see

[gloomy tartan]

He killed franks buddies

A lot of American soldiers

Massacre

[visual vortex]

I am looking at these sets rn

[gloomy tartan]

Frank fucking LOCKED IN

[visual vortex]

90% of them are marvel and star wars

[gloomy tartan]

I think he kept the monkey skull

[visual vortex]

And minecrsft and fortnite

[gloomy tartan]

iirc

Lmao

[tawny hearth]

thats what i'm saying, they would need to invest the same amoutn of money as launching a brand new line just to test the waters... the intial buy in would be too high

at least thats just what i see from the manufacturing side

[visual vortex]

Counterpoint:

[gloomy tartan]

Current frank in the comics if I remember right server in Iraq

[visual vortex]

Bionicle goes so fucking hard

[gloomy tartan]

As to not have him be old as fuck

Yeah make marvel super heroe fans of bionicle

[tawny hearth]

out of all the lego spin offs its the only one i feel is great, so i agree

[visual vortex]

And the alien space police force one

[gloomy tartan]

Prepare the youth for the return of bionicle

[visual vortex]

And the alien abduction one

[tawny hearth]

i'm pretty sure deadpool has talked about bionicle but i could be wrong

back in the 90s?

[visual vortex]

Atlantis

[gloomy tartan]

Make Spider-Man and iron man and captain America like bionicle

[tawny hearth]

early 00s maybe

[visual vortex]

No

[tawny hearth]

if deadpool did talk about bionicle and i'm not just misremembering it would be during or around the Fabian writing him days

[visual vortex]

They'd somehow ruin it

[tawny hearth]

tony and steve wouldn't like it... peter would but would pretend like he hasn't heard of them while having a weird bioncle shrine in his closet or something

[visual vortex]

Give me the brain attack sets back and my life is yours 🗣️

[tawny hearth]

miles would just like bionicle out loud and not be weird about it

[gloomy tartan]

Wait when did Warhammer come out

Would cap like Warhammer

[visual vortex]

90s

[gloomy tartan]

Winter soldier?

[cerulean frost]

87 iirc, but generally around the 90s I think

[tawny hearth]

no, it goes against alot of his feelings on how to conduct war... he might enjoy some of the clear satire tho... but like... in a way where he just remarks on it like a weirdo

[gloomy tartan]

Trying to figure out who lines up time wise

What about Batman ?

[tawny hearth]

all of my dc knowledge comes from when i worked at a comic shop.... bruce would probably have let down one of his side kicks who really wanted to play warhammer with him but he thought it was dumb and that kid should be outside getting shot at

wait

theres a new baki season?

whelp time for some dumb shit

[gloomy tartan]

I like the vulture in the movies

How he’s not a old fuck

Thoufh old fuck vulture from the comics is funny

[tawny hearth]

as long as the vulture has crippling back cancer his age doesnt' matter lol

[gloomy tartan]

The idea of this geriatric man flying at intense speed and making insane manuvers in the air with mechanical wings

Movie vulture is just…a dad lmao

[tawny hearth]

peter trying not to kill the old man with cancer is my favorite part about vulture tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Got fucked over on a job venture

That old man became a baby once

In the fox animated show

[tawny hearth]

lol i remember the image in my head but have no clue why he was like that

[gloomy tartan]

And the vulture from spider noir killed and ate Ben

He did some science bullshit

Trying to become young

It went bad

Long story short

[tawny hearth]

alternate spiderman universes are like 90% terrifying

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

Man spider

That is terrifying

Mf was able to ambush the punisher

Took punisher,morbius, and fucking blade to hold him down

After crushing a flaming warehouse on him

[tawny hearth]

theres that one zombies page where a spiderman ends up in the zombie universe right after zombie spiderman kills most of spidermans rogues gallery except sandman and sandman just instantly kills normal peter because he doesn't know its a different peter and its hyper brutal

[gloomy tartan]

Man spider is so buff

He’s like the size of the hulk lmao

[tawny hearth]

frank is barely helping at that point with morb and blade there, those two are way stronger than frank

[gloomy tartan]

Bro he was avoiding man spider

He tried to hunt him down in his punisher van

Man spider fucking cuts his super rifle in half

[sweet field]

Off the wall question, is there a reason why sometime I get framtime huge spike lag every 1 minute exact and fine the next?

[gloomy tartan]

Proceeds to THROW FRANK

Like 20 times

Bro was just going SKREAAAAAAAAW

like a fucking eagles

Spiting web out his spider head

Hitting him with FUCKING 3 spider claw fists

At once

That’s more then GORO

three arms

The size of the hulk

[cerulean frost]

You're describing this like you were there.

[gloomy tartan]

Hairy ass tarantula steroid arms

[tawny hearth]

uhh... maybe a shader cache issue or something memory related? but it being so regular makes it weirder

[gloomy tartan]

It was a vivid raw moment of the cartoon

It became survival horror

[cerulean frost]

I imagine it would be

[gloomy tartan]

I thought frank was going to fucking die

The entire warehouse gets engulfed in flame lmao

All of his guns and the van explode

He’s getting chased and thrown

[tawny hearth]

i wish the comics would kill frank more, i feel like its a fitting ending when he doesn't turn more into a good boy like he does sometimes

[sweet field]

i timed it last round and its exactly 1 minute until end of round in the mourningstar its fine and it only happens like 1 out of 6 rounds

[gloomy tartan]

He’s doing that where you exhale and stutter your breathing

[sweet field]

also started mid round which is also odd

[gloomy tartan]

At the end he wants to shoot man spider in the fucking head with like a shotgun or something lmao

Once he’s pinned

[tawny hearth]

maybe try clearing shaders so they rebuild... i doubt its that but still... no clue what it might be otherwise

[gloomy tartan]

Blade and morbius have to calm frank down

[cerulean frost]

Understandable reaction

[sweet field]

will do

[gloomy tartan]

He’s fucking shook

He’s like THAT WILL EAT PEOPLE

when it turns back to tiny shirtless Peter Parker franks reaction was funny as fuck

[tawny hearth]

lmao when the two beserk prone characters are needing to calm frank down you know something went down

[gloomy tartan]

Realizing he was about to blow a needs head off

Bro it’s like frank got chased in that warehouse for half a hour

He was getting chased as the warehouse collapsed lmao

They showed up to save frank at the literal last minute

Man spider had so many chances to kill frank

[tawny hearth]

i wish morbius got more time in the limelight that wasn't that dumb movie, hes such a fun character

[gloomy tartan]

Man spider just kept throwing frank through crates

[tawny hearth]

i love morbius in the midnight suns game

[gloomy tartan]

I am sure he broke a rib or something

[tawny hearth]

frank was born with broken ribs

[gloomy tartan]

Like he was getting thrown across a warehouse through multiple crates

[tawny hearth]

he can't breath right without at least 3 broken ribs

[gloomy tartan]

The idea of getting punched with three fists

That are tarantula fists

The size of the hulk of venoms fist

Then getting hit with another 3 similar fists lmao

[tawny hearth]

tbh i wouldn't even want to be gently caressed by tarantula fists

[gloomy tartan]

Man spider punching twice is 6 punches at once

And he does UPPERCUTS

he was fucking throwing and uppercutting frank non stop

[tawny hearth]

manspider is unironically just a jojo stand on its own

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass disrespectful

He played with his prey

Bro was terrifying

Once Peter lost all mental control and just became monster

Also he screams like a fucking falcon or some shit it’s horrifying

[tawny hearth]

lmao i need to go back and watch that old show, i just missed it out right... i think it was the rare time that i like the dc show more with the old batman animated series and that was my gold standard for hero cartoons

i don't like batman but that animated series is gold

[gloomy tartan]

He’s built like a ogryn with 3 sets of arms bro

[tawny hearth]

and hairy

[gloomy tartan]

And he shoots webs out of his spider fucking monster face

Or his arms

All 6 of them

Bro he could grab your arms and legs and punch you in the liver while webbing your eyes

He’s also just as fast as Spider-Man

Even though he’s a giant stupid fucking tarantula monster mash

[tawny hearth]

lol i remember the tv ads building up that arc like crazy leading up to it

[gloomy tartan]

It was insane

He looked like a resident evil monster

I was like holy shit Spider-Man has bad luck

I mean using stuff developed based off of THE LIZARDs serum

Not a smart idea

But DAMN

Man spider could kill all of Spider-Man’s villains just based on the fact he ambushes

Frank got lucky morbius and blade saved him

Frank fucking knew of him and was actively hunting him and still got ambushed lmao

[tawny hearth]

lol to be fair spiderman could kill (most) of spidermans villians

they both lose to sandman tho

the only thing keeping sandman from being a threat is that he's not psychotic and is just kind of an asshole who doesn't like to kill

[gloomy tartan]

True sandman is insane

He’s just kinda dumb tho

But also not really evil

Like ain’t he immortal

He just exists lmao

I don’t think he eats or drinks

[whole glade]

i fucking love panic at the disco

[winged oasis]

so canonically are we . . . not rejects by the end of the campaign???

like are we not criminals anymore when rannick welcomes us into the inquisition

[delicate fox]

yes

[twin flower]

Id like to think we're still Rejects but with a bit of status after entering the Warband

[winged oasis]

wawzers

[analog marsh]

We are absolved of whatever bullshit crime we did.

[south valve]

What about the hivescum?

[winged oasis]

very nais

[south valve]

I guess they're still criminals