general-chat

[cosmic burrow]

Do what you will with that info

[brave slate]

Portuguese are honorary slavs

[rancid shore]

im confused

[rancid shore]

from what ive seen yeh

[brave slate]

Go to any Balkan country and redeem 1 free rakija

[thick coyote]

How's that geographically possible

[zenith pollen]

i just had my first major glitch in my 100 h

i couldnt use brain burst and stims

is that something that happens often?

[shy sandal]

Portugal is what happens when you mix the France, Spain and the Balkans together from what i've seen

[thick coyote]

Wait nevermind
I just remembered that the Portuguese went colonizing everything

Nevermind

[shy sandal]

They used to own all of Africa a few centuries back

[brave slate]

Portugal is like balkans but with more fish

[shy sandal]

Treaty of Tordesillas

[brave slate]

My native language has some portuguese words because of this

[brave slate]

With a side of treaty of guacamole

[shy sandal]

Spain and Portugal have to be top 5 the biggest fall offs of history

Alongside Rome and Mongolia

[brave slate]

Kinda what happens to all major empires eventually

[thick coyote]

Yeah I was like
"Fym honorary Slavs"
Then I remembered the Portuguese used to sail to India, Japan and shit
Of course they would end up everywhere

[dire kayak]

mambo mambo omatsuri mambo

[cosmic burrow]

All empires fall

[shy sandal]

France is still coping that it's an empire

[cosmic burrow]

We are seeing usa collapse

Polands empire has fallen with the partitions

Russia with rise of communism

[south valve]

We need one giant empire

[brave slate]

We are also seeing the empires of Xbox and playstation collapse in our lifetimes

[south valve]

like some kind of... super... earth

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah

Addy wanted that in 1940s

Did not workout

[brave slate]

Third time was not the charm when it came to the reich

[cosmic burrow]

Russia wanted that

Also didnt workout

[shy sandal]

USA collapse and the rise of China

Literally Fallout Lore

They gonna invade Alaska anytime soon

[cosmic burrow]

Ussr didnt survive

[brave slate]

China is stealing all the juicy fish from the ocean

[thick coyote]

almost fell to the squids recently

[cosmic burrow]

Almost good ending

[thick coyote]

Truest true to ever truthed

[cosmic burrow]

Note

[south valve]

They had a cutscene prepared for if the illuminates won and all

[cosmic burrow]

I did not play hd2

[brave slate]

We could have gotten the splatoon ending

[cosmic burrow]

Squid girls

[brave slate]

But no squidfu

[south valve]

We get a third game called Hellswimmers

playing as the squids

[thick coyote]

Understandable
That being said Super Earth isn't the good guys and all the larp players are brainwashed by propaganda

[cosmic burrow]

Literally

They either dont see it

[shy sandal]

Speaking of.

Current US invading Canada and Mexico is no longer just a funny meme from an alt history videogame

[south valve]

I think they know it's satire

[cosmic burrow]

Or arrow head gets propaganda contract somewhere in the future

[south valve]

they're just being silly

[brave slate]

It's fun getting on the "muh media literacy" peoples nerves sometimes

[thick coyote]

Idk
As time goes on I start to believe those players are fully brainwashed

But that's just me you know

[south valve]

I mean, maybe they think Super Earth is cool

[cosmic burrow]

Like

[south valve]

but I highly doubt the game has actually turned them fascist

[cosmic burrow]

Russian bots are smarter st that point

[brave slate]

🤓 akshually super earth is bad

[south valve]

:O

[brave slate]

Funny that this is coming up in a 40k game discord server

The imperium of man is so much worse

[south valve]

40k larpers are worse imo

[thick coyote]

You know what's worse than both?
The terminid front

[quaint moss]

[thick coyote]

'ate bugs

[south valve]

True enough

[twin dirge]

Tbh, super earth is as good as the imperium is

Everyone is shit, pick how shit you want it

[brave slate]

Same shit, different smell

[patent grove]

It's a nasty planet. A bug planet!

[shy sandal]

That's the problem with satire, sometimes it gets really hard to distinguish from propaganda. Cause they're both supposed to be bombastic and over the top

[dire kayak]

the imperium is different with how it wasnt always shit

horus just had a little hissy fit and ruined everything

[thick coyote]

And like
Space Hell is real

[dire kayak]

also haiii bird man

[brave slate]

Imagine ruining the galaxy because of daddy issues

[rotund aurora]

i mean a dude destroyed the city of troy over a woman

[thin wagon]

and SPACE HELL is REAL

It actively tries to kill you

[thick coyote]

A war that was started because a goddess lost a beauty pageant or something

[brave slate]

Makes me wonder why there's a condom brand named Trojan... It brings to mind defences being breached rather than protection

[thick coyote]

Why would you even trust that brand

💀

[rotund aurora]

ive often wondered the same

[cosmic burrow]

Add ogryn to drg

[rotund aurora]

maybe if troy had condoms to pretect against the horse?

[cosmic burrow]

As 5th class

[dire kayak]

its friday

post horse mouth bird

[thick coyote]

In California

[rotund aurora]

youll never believe this, but friday is my friday

and i get out of work at.... 26 minutes ago

[lost flume]

There are too many fashy yeah

[lost flume]

No like it was always awful

[rotund aurora]

mechanicus when?

[lost flume]

Even in the first book the implications are there

[patent grove]

The first HH book? Yeah, even by then it was in decline

There was a golden age

Like m22-25

[twin flower]

Were they already an Imperium during that time

[rotund aurora]

no

[thick coyote]

No wonder the 1911 survived 40k years

[rotund aurora]

after the golden age society fell and there were a ton of warlords

[thick coyote]

Golden age fabrication

[rotund aurora]

the emperor of mankind really didnt have much power or sway until like a few years before mister horus hammer heresied

[twin flower]

I think they officially only started calling themselves the Imperium during M30 after the unification wars

Before the Dark Age of Tech imo was their actual peak

[rotund aurora]

yes

abominable intelligence

[rain pilot]

25% condom damage blessing

[south valve]

For hive s

[thick coyote]

Really funny to remember that there were people on Mars

And the Emps had to negotiate with them

[rotund aurora]

i woulda just nuked em

the mechanicus are just zealous nutjobs

[twin flower]

Didnt he still need their support tho

[thick coyote]

Cut 90% of their rituals and you probably have the best mechanics in the universe

[patent grove]

Was there a book about that? Like he lands some ridiculous sized ship on Mars or something like that

Been a bit since I've read the horus books

[whole glade]

I need GW to realese the Night lords Combat patrol

[elder merlin]

They'll never do it

[limpid vigil]

Yknow im hoping one day all classes get a 4th nade option

so psykers and zealots do not feel left out during events like this

also will i get flak for playing oggy in mealstroms on auric?

i don't wanna open a can of worms if i do not have too

[patent grove]

My psyker doesn't feel left out

[limpid vigil]

yknow what i meant by that

they get no regenning grenades

no benefit from the event

[slim iris]

Psyker has smite and inferno staff they'll be fine

[limpid vigil]

i mean sure but it's still a class that cannot experience half of what the event is about

is what im trying to say

[slim iris]

True

[limpid vigil]

did not like it that arby had an easier time with his rebreather perk in the last one but i can excuse that cuz it's a perk that helps against one specific specialist and all classes have one of those

[thick coyote]

Really funny because smite gets nothing from the Enhanced Blitz modifier as well

[limpid vigil]

almost forgot i have a warframe devstream to catch , hopefully i get some scares for the horror update

see ya around!

[slim iris]

Good

Smite deserves nothing but death

[thick coyote]

Jazz hands

[limpid vigil]

jolt hands?

[patent grove]

Gotcha, yeah that would be nice

[limpid vigil]

like at least get psyker a fireball nade . i know they know pyrokinesis

or let em throw a grenade with their mind

or something

[south valve]

Maybe killing could quell peril or something?

[limpid vigil]

yeah - emotional support grenade

[south valve]

Might be a bit op but idk

[visual vortex]

Psyker has brain blast and zealot has hammer

[limpid vigil]

i meant that comment for psyker exclusively

[south valve]

I think what they mean is that psykers don't get any new benefits from the event

[visual vortex]

Psyker has brain blast

[limpid vigil]

zealots nade suck in the event cuz they do not benefit a lot

[limpid vigil]

and i meant what @south valve said

they get no benefit

that is like 50% of the event

[visual vortex]

Because they fill their roles

If every class had access to grenades then other roles fulfilled by other classes wouldn't bounce off one another

And people would gravitate towards few classes specifically

[limpid vigil]

by grenades i meant an unregenerating throwable replenished by nade boxes

i just find it weird that a class cannot experience 50% of an event

[visual vortex]

Sucks to be them then

[limpid vigil]

yeah

that is why i tried to get attention on it

[visual vortex]

That is why veteran best class

And it's literally not specifically made for classes to all be included

This event is a test on how people interact with crushers and bulwarks when multiple are presented and what they use to counter then

[turbid jungle]

Zealot doesnt really need nades to clear rooms of ogryn anyway

Some havocs i barely throw my nade because of how situational some of them are

[crisp yoke]

What’s everyone talking about?

[limpid vigil]

i mean true but i gotta say it's weird it's not

[visual vortex]

Again

A test event

[limpid vigil]

like that feels wrong but im not a dev so idk

[visual vortex]

Not all classes are going to work

[turbid jungle]

Same thing people have used in literally every other high difficulty mode in darktide since crusher clown cars became viable

[visual vortex]

And now doubled

[limpid vigil]

i know but why make a test event without thinking of all the classes?

again not a dev just confused

[visual vortex]

To see metas against them

Why else

If the gamemode releases after the event then that aligns with my personal theory

[thick coyote]

Pretty sure it's happens at the end of the unification wars
So lot of books to go through

[visual vortex]

If zealot doesnt work against bulwarks then it doesnt work

[south valve]

I mean, it feels more to me like just a silly event for people to have fun spamming grenades

[visual vortex]

Then play a class with actual grenades

[south valve]

and pysker doesn't really get much out of that

[visual vortex]

Because psyker has some of the most overpowered abilities in the game

Same with zealot with one-shot builds

[south valve]

Well, I don't think the point is to be overpowered

[visual vortex]

Ah yes

The ability to one-shot crushers with two talents is not overpowered

[south valve]

What I mean is that it's to have fun

being overpowered is a side product of that

[visual vortex]

And to test builds of other classes against certain enemies

If zealot and psyker arent included that is too bad

[south valve]

What makes you so sure though?

[dire kayak]

i need an emotional support banner

[visual vortex]

They already get enough leeway anyways

[humble cypress]

Hello, im looking for a team to play the second mission on malice, im a level 8 zealot

[visual vortex]

People are going to hivescuk and veteran

Why?

Kraks

Plasma gun

Rockets

[clever torrent]

man just when you thought Events couldn't get any worse

[gloomy tartan]

They give us grenades tho

Why wouldnt we use grenades

[visual vortex]

Of course the veteran has always been rhe best class

[gloomy tartan]

You get them from kills

This event rules

[stark bobcat]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075 to look for a team faster make sure to read this and post in your region for a quick response from active players

[clever torrent]

nah you're fronting

[humble cypress]

Thanks

[clever torrent]

bursters can't get pushed back half the time for some reason

[visual vortex]

Reapers are a bit harsh but yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah but headshot

[visual vortex]

I cant aim

[tired inlet]

YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMO-MAN!?

[gloomy tartan]

They have a big head

A big bald head

[visual vortex]

Nah

They got tiny little aztec shrunken heads

[thick coyote]

Of only there was a reliable mechanic to deal with Reapers
The non discussed enough suppression:

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah shoot them in the head

[visual vortex]

Grenades:

[gloomy tartan]

I’d preffer to save them for crushers

[visual vortex]

Nah

I LOVE spamming them

[gloomy tartan]

I mean yeah we get alot this event

It pays to run grenadier stuff this event

[visual vortex]

Grenadier gauntlet works actually well this event

[thick fog]

Nah just go Branx

[gloomy tartan]

Explosive event two electric boogalo

[visual vortex]

I like using it to potshot reapers

[gloomy tartan]

I’m slapping the trigger on the inf las rifle like it owes me money

[patent grove]

Think fatshark would ever let psykers use the boltgun

[visual vortex]

Recon lasgun builds 🤤

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

After veterans get to use the flamethrower

[south valve]

I don't think it really fits their vibe

[visual vortex]

After veteran gets to use ogryn pickaxes

[south valve]

not sure about gameplay though

[visual vortex]

If they did they should make it have an insufferable amount of recoil and reload animation

And have the gun hang low

Have your hands shake

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I’d assume every class except the Ogryn could use the others guns

[visual vortex]

And be super slow

[thick coyote]

True

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn needs big guns

[visual vortex]

Psyker staffs and weapons on vet:

[gloomy tartan]

There’s obviously flame troopers in the guard

Psyker staff as a ogryns toothpick

[south valve]

I'm not sure that's really a fair comparison

psykers use giant greatswords

[visual vortex]

It is

[gloomy tartan]

We should race cyberdogs

Gamble on it

[visual vortex]

All classes should use all weapons

Because olaystyles and roles of classes are no longer needed if a psyker can wielding a fucking boltgun

[south valve]

Why?

[patent grove]

I'd love this

[visual vortex]

Because psykers are supposed to be weaker in frontlines

And better as backliners or support

Evidence: their abilities as a zappy, brainbuster

[twin dirge]

At the very least, we should give vet the flamer

[visual vortex]

Yes

Please

[clever horizon]

flamer buff when

[visual vortex]

Vet should have access to most ranged weapons

[south valve]

They use giant greatswords though, no?

[twin dirge]

Imo hands down, vets should have basically every ranged, and zealots basically every melee

[visual vortex]

When push comes to shove

[patent grove]

How come the vet tree shows a belt fed gun?

[thick coyote]

That being said
In Rogue Trader, you can arm your psyker with ANY BOLTER

[visual vortex]

And i believe a dainty toothpick isnr as heavy as a bolter

[thick coyote]

Heavy bolter psyker, my beloved

[tiny swift]

Idira my beloved. Delete that demon.

[gloomy tartan]

If I got flamer I’d use that shit so much

20 percent extra ammo veteran perk

Mmm mmm mmm

[south valve]

Hopefully one day 👀

[twin dirge]

Exactly

[thick coyote]

And the fact that she's heretic aligning means she can equip Aurora's Heavy Bolter

[gloomy tartan]

Because they cuck us

[thick coyote]

So you can start act 2 with 2 heavy bolters

[gloomy tartan]

They show us the heavy stubber and go YOU CANT HAVE IT

[tiny swift]

When psyker had enough of being bullied. loads heavy bolter

[gloomy tartan]

I mean psykers use warp magic shit right

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[clever horizon]

warp can't solve everything, shame

[visual vortex]

That's their entire gimmick

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t they make shards

[tiny swift]

• I think talents that make your attacks apply burn, work on ranged weapons too, so she can light enemies on fire

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t they like just make bullets with the warp

[visual vortex]

The shards

[gloomy tartan]

Use guns that way

No guj skill

Just warp fuckery

[visual vortex]

That'd require constant peril

[patent grove]

Iirc you don't need the strength because bolter weapons for humans use antigrav tech or something like that?

[tiny swift]

Or Cassia will just look at you funny and you explode.

[gloomy tartan]

The bolter we use are the human size ones

We’re just strong as fuck

[visual vortex]

Those are sister of battle ones

[stuck crescent]

Pfftt bolters

[patent grove]

Oh ok

[visual vortex]

Because the regular space marine ones would shatter our arms

[gloomy tartan]

Do they have anti grav tech? I thought we were just strong

[visual vortex]

No

If we did the reload wouldnt take 50 years

[gloomy tartan]

How much bigger is the regular bolter compared to ours

Our bolter looks like it’s as big as our chest lolc

[south valve]

Could be an interesting mechanic

[visual vortex]

Twice the size and bulk

[tiny swift]

Don't we use Godwyn pattern in Darktide?

[thick coyote]

The Locke pattern is Arbites

[thick coyote]

Locke

[gloomy tartan]

Giving all the guns a different shooting style where it’s affected by the warp would be funny

[visual vortex]

Just because it's interesting on paper doesnt mean it's good

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t psykers think guns are primitive tho?

[visual vortex]

In that case psyker could wield ogryn stubbers

[gloomy tartan]

Like Jedi?

[thick coyote]

The bolt Pistol are Godwyn though

[south valve]

Well yeah, but we're just theorycrafting

[visual vortex]

Now the ogryn is even more obsolete

Because the psyker already does better than ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I could jump on a ogryns shoulder

[thick coyote]

Godwyn De'az is the one often use by sororitas

[gloomy tartan]

Why can’t Ogryn throw teammates

That would be the shit

[visual vortex]

Throw enemies

[gloomy tartan]

Fastball special

Both

Ogryn should have a throw

[thick coyote]

I remember it well because it's one step away from a Deez nuts joke

[sly junco]

Reminds me, always wondered why there's no melee for the psyker's special ability

Why can't I punch folks

[gloomy tartan]

Ah yes the bolter named after Cameron De’az

a ancient saint

[south valve]

We need this

[gloomy tartan]

She was in some movies

[patent grove]

I'd love this. Get closer, I want to hit them with my sword!

[sly junco]

Or like the assail thingy lets you allow to stab enemies when you have at least 1 shard

[south valve]

Smite should let you taser enemies by grabbing them

[rain pilot]

Know

[stark bobcat]

Grab a knife, then use special action

It's funny

[rain pilot]

You

You you know

The thing

[stark bobcat]

Friends and I did a punch run only back on auric damnation

[gloomy tartan]

If you haven’t punched someone with a knife yet try it it’s fun

[south valve]

Also special with ogryn's bully club

[rain pilot]

Slap

[gloomy tartan]

You know what makes me chuckle

The bolters push move

[rain pilot]

Tickles

[gloomy tartan]

Nudge em with the front of the gun

[dire kayak]

i just eat all the rotters

[rain pilot]

Sauce

[gloomy tartan]

The bolters melee is funny

[thick coyote]

You know
Arbites coming to Darktide should have been obvious from the start

Since the bolter we've been using is the Locke pattern

How did no one see it coming?

[south valve]

I guess we weren't expecting DLC classes?

[gloomy tartan]

Expect nothing

Enjoy everything

[south valve]

Good life philosophy

[gloomy tartan]

The little things add up

I like seeing pretty animals

Feels like I’m having a vision quest or somethin

Random monarch butterfly flying close by

Pretty squirrel

Bunny’s

[thick coyote]

I don't expect things
I connect the dots and I know it'll happen from the start
And if that doesn't work
I kill myself

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all hear about that gray wolf? Found one way more down south in Cali than they have in yearsssssss

[south valve]

We need critters in darktide

[gloomy tartan]

Was a female looking for her own territory to make a new pack

[south valve]

even if they're infected by nurgle or something

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

Rat swarm?

Requires shooting barrels

Or some aoe

It’s a old as trope

[stuck phoenix]

Guys

[gloomy tartan]

But I allways enjoy it

[south valve]

Yeah

maybe

[gloomy tartan]

The pirhana rats

[stuck phoenix]

Valtus is going two nil on these fucking heldrakes

[gloomy tartan]

Also imagine shout working on them

And seeing a horde of rats FLY back

[south valve]

I love the image of them all flying back

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[south valve]

yeah

[tiny swift]

I wanted to say something heretical but stopped

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[gloomy tartan]

Like they wouel have to die east

Easy easy

But do fire like damage

[south valve]

Do it, coward /lh

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie not even a enemy

[stuck phoenix]

Is it bad I trust the AI marines more than actual teammates

[gloomy tartan]

Just a constant fire area

But it’s rats not fire

[tiny swift]

Do you think Valtus had a crush on the Priestest? before she exploded

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

[south valve]

That sounds like an interesting mission actually

[stuck phoenix]

Valtus watching as the priestess stays in the exploding building (he just caved in a second Heldrakes skull)

[south valve]

darktide needs more fun gimmicks honestly

[gloomy tartan]

Ooo ooo

How about baby slugs

Instead of rats

[south valve]

Ooo

[gloomy tartan]

Just shrink the slug model

Slug breeding ground mission

[stuck phoenix]

I’m finally doing Obelisk

[oak nexus]

gamers

[south valve]

Or something like nurglings I guess

[gloomy tartan]

A mission where we see plague ogryn/ slugs like gestating would be fun

Could have them break out the wall like alien

Something like the phage tree mission

That tree creeps me tf out

Nasty ass flesh tree with eyes

[tiny swift]

I hoped she would live tbh, silly me

[oak nexus]

wet ass tree

[gloomy tartan]

you liked her but then she exploded?

[jaunty path]

Farts and leaves

[gloomy tartan]

Damn imagine really caring about something then having it explode

[south valve]

That would be cool

as like a horror mission

[gloomy tartan]

That must be really traumatizing

[tiny swift]

Yis

[gloomy tartan]

Having something important to you explode

[gloomy tartan]

It’s almost…

Like

What fucking happend to cadia

🙁

NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS

[jaunty path]

Men fart: no one bats an eye
Women fart: everyone loses their mind

Society.

[gloomy tartan]

IM GLAD YOUR GORLFRIEND BLEW UP TOO

[south valve]

We society live in truly

a

[gloomy tartan]

Women farting is a life altering moment in any man’s life

Women tell you they don’t fart

It’s like finding out about the devil and Santa

[amber delta]

I only date women who are comfortable with their farts

[gloomy tartan]

Oh evil exists and there is no magic fat man who gives us gifts? Oh ok innocence gone

[patent grove]

Yeah, just like Santa, girl farts aren't real

[amber delta]

So that I can store them in jars and sell at a premium

The farts I mean

Not the women

[tiny swift]

Can you please not make it about cadia... for 5 seconds?!

[gloomy tartan]

Girl farts is like latin it’s a dead language

[amber delta]

I sell women in cages

[gloomy tartan]

CADIAAAAAAAAAA

[south valve]

[tiny swift]

Until it's wet fart, and Nurgle comes in

[patent grove]

Well clearly you don't want to store farts in a cage

[south valve]

If you keep screaming like that, you'll explode

just

like

Cadia

[amber delta]

Exactly, you know what's up

[tiny swift]

points at rock this?

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat cadia

[oak nexus]

NOOOO

[tiny swift]

How dose it taste?

[nocturne bloom]

[tired inlet]

Despite all my rage, I know Cadia will never be saved

[tiny swift]

Can warp have taste?

[tired inlet]

schnozzberries

[tiny swift]

Hmmm do they taste like lemons?

[tired inlet]

no, the schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pwvB4_Te8A

[tiny swift]

17 years ago?!

[tired inlet]

actually 55 years ago abouts

movie came out in '71

[tiny swift]

Good lord

[rose tree]

Why no aquilas fatshark

[thick coyote]

[sick vortex]

This event is a reminder as to why crushers should be 100% nerfed.

[zenith pollen]

Are heresy players alergic to everything that is related to Altruism?

[sick vortex]

Nah, just tried it on damnation.

[slim flicker]

the existence of crushers cause 90% of judgements in weapon preferences

[zenith pollen]

Level 30 unable to look behind or to shot of a dog of someone

[gloomy tartan]

I just saved my team

[sick vortex]

It's genuinely shit when they do that.

[gloomy tartan]

Whole squad down from crushers

Grenades save the day

Revived all 3 my down teammates

Well died

[zenith pollen]

I were hanging of a ledge or a good while and noone bothered to help then a level 30 hivescum let a hound maul our ogryn to death

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia do it better

Cadia do it all night

💪🏼

[low blade]

Brother this event is the easiest event in the game

[zenith pollen]

Also why tf are level 30's on heresy

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Maybie I want a chill game

I’ll play havoc when I want hell

[sick vortex]

My god.

[gloomy tartan]

Heresy and havoc

H and H

[sick vortex]

If you play as veteran.

And prepare for it.

[zenith pollen]

2 teammates left after that but i managed to win with that hivescum

[gloomy tartan]

just have a way to kill ogryns

We all got told what the event was

We all have time to prepare lol

If you can’t kill waves of crushers etc with our build then it will suck

It’s even plague ogryns only as bosses

[sick vortex]

Issue is, I now am forced to avoid quickplay if I want to play my shield arbitrator build.

[low blade]

Or Scum. Or Psyker. Or Zealot. Or Ogryn. Arbites is also there

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I did a mission path two scum and a ogryn

Worked fine

Ogryn covered us

Shield can do same on arbites

Rush the mini gun guys

Every team will need a crusher killer is the thing

Wether it’s brain blast

Or nades

[zenith pollen]

It says alot when you die and all of the sudden noone is helping eachother or nobody kills snipers, flamers and grenade spammers

[gloomy tartan]

Or the rpg

My last match went great lol…

[sick vortex]

In all fairness, i just want to do quickplay. You should have to personally queue for the event missions!

[gloomy tartan]

I finishing the event rn

Need that little medal

I’ll help whoever

I have so many grenades

[sick vortex]

Was BFGS psyker once. Once I died to a dog nobody got off of me, everybody suddenly kept dying to crushers.

[gloomy tartan]

The range on the crushers overhead is so far lol

When you can’t rotate around them it’s the worst feeling ever

[sick vortex]

Not to mention how many can overhead at once.

[gloomy tartan]

a grenadier vet and a scum with rpg trivialize the event tho

[zenith pollen]

Its crazy how you never notice how much you actually do unless you die in this game

[sick vortex]

Cool. I didn't have the scum.

[gloomy tartan]

We’ll wait

Doesn’t every class have a way to deal with ogryn?

I know psykers can do some shit

[patent grove]

My psyker got trapped in a dead end with one of these event crusher trains.. sweaty palms lol

[gloomy tartan]

lol

Does arbite and ogryn only have the shield option?

[patent grove]

I got the 20 dodge penance somehow

[sick vortex]

The best I can think of for arbitrator is just keep on knocking them down.

[zenith pollen]

Yep

[gloomy tartan]

Well there ya go

Kinda ruff when the crusher train comes tho lol

[zenith pollen]

There is nothing better then dodge+slide to the side dodging a crushers overhead in a tight space

[gloomy tartan]

Throwing a kark grenade and throwing two instead of one and killing multiple crushers is pretty gud tho

[zenith pollen]

Goblin whats your main psyker build?

[gloomy tartan]

I like shooting through my ogryn to headshot snipers

Like shooting through your shield in spaxe invaders

[zenith pollen]

A stealth zealot with a knife is a good choice too

Even better with a thunderhammer

[patent grove]

It was so much fun

[sick vortex]

Including talent tree?

[gloomy tartan]

Do you rike egg roll

[tired inlet]

a bunch of ogrynys?
Veteran: Helbore Lasgun/Plasma Gun/Krak Grenades
Psyker: Purgatus/Voidstrike Staff/Brain Burst
Ogryn: Branx pickaxe/Mekkakrak
Zealot: Thunder Hammer/Stun grenades?
Arbites: Sniper Shotgun (armor debuff special)/Mines
Hive Scum: Rokkit launcha/Crowbar (turned around)?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m using infantry lasgun

[tired inlet]

Shredder weapons on +carapace

[gloomy tartan]

Kark grenades tho Forsure

[zenith pollen]

No just your weapons and what is the playstyle of that

[gloomy tartan]

Chainsword feels more useful rn

With the armored ogryns

Slice they clavical and they gillets n gizzards n saw them in Twain

I wish more enemies did a T pose when you chainsaw them like the bulwark Shield fucks

[tired inlet]

scab ragers A-pose

[sick vortex]

Blaze force Greatsword and Inferno force staff. The idea is that it's a build dedicated to soulblaze using scriers gaze and weapons that apply soulblaze, the BFGS is very good at that.

It's also one of psykers best weapons, with the shove heavy attack doing a good chunk of damage to ogryns, carapace or not.

[patent grove]

@sick vortex what blessings are you using for the inferno staff?

[sick vortex]

Penetrating flame and Warp nexus. I'll admit it's not the best.

[patent grove]

Heh, I actually switched to those last night for this event

[sick vortex]

I just can't think of anything that'll synergise more with the build.

It is a crit build afterall.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey why does alot of helmet have valve slots

Do we stick cigs in there to smoke?

Straws for our drinks?

[tiny swift]

That's unhealthy. Pour more vodka.

[gloomy tartan]

Wait do we even get water

[sick vortex]

Valve slots?

[gloomy tartan]

Lot of the full masks

They have slots to connect tubes

I assume oxygen tubes etc

But irl you can smoke with gas masks

So I make funny joke

🦭

[tiny swift]

Can you imagine fighting horrors of the warp, drunk? like bruh

[gloomy tartan]

Dude

The amount of ways we can die horribly

I’m taking whatever I have before every mission lmao

Every mission we do is a suicide mission lmao

[sick vortex]

I'll make a gameslantern build, you'll see it well there.

[gloomy tartan]

Lots almost like

Were some kinda

Suicide Squad

[tiny swift]

We're here just for the vibes broooo

[gloomy tartan]

That’s KATANA

She has my back

[zenith pollen]

I never tried infernal staff before

[gloomy tartan]

Question

Is the event hard higher difficulties ?

Or no more than higher difficulty’s usually are

[thick coyote]

She has a magical sword 🗣️

[patent grove]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

I doin heresy rn

Is damnation just shit

[patent grove]

Event heresy is harder than non event heresy

[gloomy tartan]

Like heresy rn feel fun

Not TOO hard

[zenith merlin]

i had a nightmare that the new darktide update was only gonna be mortis trial maps

[gloomy tartan]

Why no mortis trail update

[tiny swift]

I just ate bag of chips. Paprika flavor, and it was nice.

Just wanted to share ❤️

[patent grove]

I find it more enjoyable than damnation, its almost the right balance

[gloomy tartan]

Havoc and heresy

Two types of matches

[patent grove]

Paprika is the shit, especially smoked paprika

[gloomy tartan]

I like Cajun seasoning

[tiny swift]

Hell yeah

[gloomy tartan]

It’s got a bunch of shit in it

Oh shit if got paprika in it

I like paprika I guess

[sick vortex]

It's like a flamethrower.

[gloomy tartan]

A pal said to get one that had cayenne pepper so I got one that got that in it

Cayenne pepper, oregano, garlic, onion, thyme, salt, black pepper

It make da French fry hot

[rancid shore]

Sup tiders

[limpid vigil]

do the character dlc's ever go on sale?

[gloomy tartan]

Good question

[rancid shore]

No clue

[clever torrent]

yeah i think i got arb on sale

[rancid shore]

Maybe ARB does yes

[sick vortex]

Wishlist it and find out.

[rancid shore]

Hive....not so soon

[clever torrent]

got hive on my wishlist so ill get an email if it ever does

[rancid shore]

Smart

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all know the sisters of battle?

[clever torrent]

sisterwives of battle yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Every time someone brings them up I just imagine like Sabrina carpenter with white hair

It’s annoying

[limpid vigil]

checked steam db - aparently they do

[rancid shore]

[sick vortex]

What now?

[rancid shore]

Smart

[limpid vigil]

the database for all steam stuff?

let me send a link

[visual vortex]

I think of buff muscular mommies

🤤

[limpid vigil]

https://steamdb.info/app/3710910/

[gloomy tartan]

Are they buff?

[visual vortex]

You need to be pretty strong to fight

[gloomy tartan]

I thought they were just women with white hair

[visual vortex]

Especially close quarters

[limpid vigil]

very usefull tool

[nocturne bloom]

Not true

[gloomy tartan]

Ok yeah

I mean are they like bigger than normal ppl???

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Like taller or some shit

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Oh they are?

[visual vortex]

That's why their guns are big

[gloomy tartan]

All I hear is ppl say they pretty

[visual vortex]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t realize they were elite type tall fucks

[visual vortex]

Not space marine big

[gloomy tartan]

But bigger than normal doods

[visual vortex]

But bigger than an average lad

[gloomy tartan]

Gottya ye

Compared to ogryns ?

[visual vortex]

Smaller

[gloomy tartan]

Height wise

[visual vortex]

And weaker

Ogryns are like

[gloomy tartan]

Tall

[visual vortex]

8-10 feet

[sick vortex]

They're like a special forces group, they're who arrive when a planet needs them. (You know, before the planet gets so bad it requires the space marines arrive.)

[gloomy tartan]

So like

Ncr rangers ?

[limpid vigil]

i might be wrong but i always thought ogryns were somewhere between a space marine and a dreadnought

[visual vortex]

Sisters of battle are 5'6 to 6'6 feet

[gloomy tartan]

Not the sniper part

The roaming elite soldiers part

[visual vortex]

They are

[gloomy tartan]

Small squads

[visual vortex]

There is a part in one of the books where an ogryn fucking manhandles a plague marine

[gloomy tartan]

5’6????

Bruh

That short?

[visual vortex]

To 6'6

I guess 5'6 is like before enhancements

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

I don’t wanna be a hater

[visual vortex]

Idk i dont really mind about them

[gloomy tartan]

If a 5’6 person becomes a elite soldier

They must of earned it

[limpid vigil]

looking at it an ogryn is about 10 feet and a dreadnought is somewhere around 12-20 depending on model

[gloomy tartan]

So if anything it’s more impressive

[limpid vigil]

so about dreadnought size

[wooden creek]

Ogryns outsize your average firstborn and are as tall as your average primaris, I think

[patent grove]

My drill instructor was like 5'5. lol

[visual vortex]

I think one called maxamillion

Was a spacemarine

[gloomy tartan]

Was he strong?

[visual vortex]

And was super short

[gloomy tartan]

That’s usually how it goes

They get strong as fuck all

[visual vortex]

But became so jacked his company told him to stop

[patent grove]

Strong and angry all the time

[visual vortex]

That's the type

[limpid vigil]

checks out - drill instructors are angry and short ppl get a buff to rage

[gloomy tartan]

I mean they have too

[visual vortex]

Shorter people get more strength than taller people

[gloomy tartan]

Gear is heavy bro

And you get tired from walking

That’s any occupation if you u have to Cary shit and walk a lot

Let alone soldiers with the crazy wieght of weapons

[visual vortex]

Body builders are performative

[gloomy tartan]

Alot of endurance work soldiers do

Constantly carrying so much shit

Need strong back and legs

End up becoming a dwarf

Fucking yoked

[visual vortex]

Saw a video of a national guard guy ridijg on one of the semi-submerged submarines that smuggle drugs in all the gear surrounded by water before pounding on rhe top opening

[gloomy tartan]

Like a gadamn wolverine lol

[gloomy tartan]

It goes so hard lmao

[visual vortex]

Imagine being in the middle pf the sea and hearing an angry american dude pounding on your smuggle boat's top

[gloomy tartan]

The submarine is Already surrounded

Like they were allready fucked and fleeing

[visual vortex]

And in all that gear beung pushed around by waves

[gloomy tartan]

The guy must of not wanted to wait any more

Like fuck that OPEN DAT SHIT NOW

[visual vortex]

He joined the beginner lobby

[gloomy tartan]

we ain’t dragging them back to th e surface with a crane

FUCK THAT

batons the hatch

fucking wins

[visual vortex]

Sometimes

[gloomy tartan]

I mean yeah I’d come out of the submarine

[visual vortex]

A good fist is all it takes to win

[gloomy tartan]

They can just drown you lol

They cut your engines let you sink

Run out of air

Fuck all that

[visual vortex]

Even if they made it to land

[gloomy tartan]

Ur caught ur caught

[visual vortex]

They wefe fucked too

Because there would've been more people waiting

[gloomy tartan]

Submarines are scary

[visual vortex]

They can melt ur brain

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla could rip ass next to your sub and no one would ever believe you

Also sonar fucking hurts animals lol

It’s insanely painful to whales n shit

Cuz of how fucking loud it is

[visual vortex]

Yeah the sonars if close enough can just kill you and melt your brain

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

Just fucking liquify you

[visual vortex]

Goop time

[gloomy tartan]

Like oops you were diving?

Sorry we’re testing

BWOOOOOPOOOOMP

💥

[rancid shore]

Hear me out tiders

[gloomy tartan]

I bet one of the space marine chapters has sonar

Bat fuckers

[rancid shore]

We go in, we yell "FOR THE EMPEROR" we win

Best plan

[tired inlet]

Well, active SONAR yeah, but also Submarines don't exactly have a windshield and they routinely just bump into whales too.

[visual vortex]

That must be funny

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

I don’t wanna make big whale mad

[tired inlet]

SSNs and SSBNs don't typically run active SONAR all the time because it gives away their position

[gloomy tartan]

Big whales fuck up orcas

[visual vortex]

Good

I dont like orcas

[gloomy tartan]

Orcas hunt baby whales

So adults often fuck orcas up

[visual vortex]

They also poach sharks

[gloomy tartan]

Launching them out the water

Yeah I hate that

Like sharks are scary ya

But like leave ‘em alone

[visual vortex]

Fucking orcas have evolved to the point of poaching

[gloomy tartan]

They moderate fish numbers

Look

All I’m saying is

If they did what the dolphins do

We would be way more mad

[visual vortex]

Also garbage trucks of the sea

[gloomy tartan]

I think it’s cuz like

[tired inlet]

Orcas are Dolphins, yeah

[gloomy tartan]

They got electric sense n shit

So shark can tell if your freaking your shit out

[visual vortex]

They bite out of curiosity

[gloomy tartan]

And it’s hard to not freak your shit if you see a shark suddenly

[visual vortex]

And the shimmering of bathing suits tricks their eyes

[gloomy tartan]

And bites are usually cuz your panicking

[patent grove]

Remember that time dolphins were like this place sucks, and then mass migrated off of Earth

[gloomy tartan]

Shaped like a seal

Metal shiny objects

Chum in the water

[visual vortex]

Also they bite to test how deep your fat is

If you're mainly bone they wont bother

[gloomy tartan]

They also don’t like the taste of humans

[visual vortex]

And are shy

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_dUmDBfp6k

[gloomy tartan]

And they usually bite you if your on a board and look like a seal from below

The issue of they check out panicking stuff

So if you start freaking tf out flailing

You look like a injured thing

I’ll never forget that king of the hill episode

With the dolphin…

[visual vortex]

What

[patent grove]

Isn't there a shark that will bite you because. Bull shark maybe

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

They are roided tf out

[visual vortex]

Bullsharks have the mire advanced lungs

[jaunty path]

I mean animals eat babies all the time

[visual vortex]

And can enter freshwater

[gloomy tartan]

They have STUPID ammounts of testosterone

Don’t they have the most testosterone out of any sharks

[tired inlet]

sometimes their own

[visual vortex]

Pretty sure

[gloomy tartan]

They are infamous for how much testosterone they have

[tired inlet]

it'sa dog eat dog world

[jaunty path]

Mhm.

Doggy dog world

[gloomy tartan]

Snoop doggy dog

[visual vortex]

Anyways

Sharks are cool

Orcas are assholes

[patent grove]

Oceanic whitetip, thats what i was thinking of

[gloomy tartan]

Dolphins are riddled with stds

White tip and black tip sharks are cool

[visual vortex]

Saw one try to fuck a dead fish

[tired inlet]

bow-wow-wow yippy-yo yippy-yay bow-wow yippy-yo yippy-yay

[visual vortex]

If all orcas and dolphins vanished i would not care

[abstract junco]

Scientists discover necrophilia is multi-species….ground breaking news

[gloomy tartan]

Dolphins do to eachother what ducks do

That’s how they get riddled with stds

[visual vortex]

The one penguin species and frogd

[gloomy tartan]

They also like to assault humans

Now consider orcas are related to dolphins

I don’t want a orca to hump me

They already attack boats

[visual vortex]

I would not hesitate to hide a grenade in a dead fish and feed it to an orca

[gloomy tartan]

What ever happened to free Willy

That was a cool orca

wtf happened to shamu

[visual vortex]

They were my first victims.

[patent grove]

Died by now probably

[visual vortex]

The greenland sharks probably laughing at them rn

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a seal at my aquarium that was born same year as me

She’s chill

One they gray round ones

🦭

[visual vortex]

If i could talk to animals

I would talk to a galapagos tortoise

The really big ones

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/buster-arrested-development-scream-scared-gif-9322698

[visual vortex]

They would have a lot to say rn

[gloomy tartan]

The turtle would talk about all the turtles it smashed

[visual vortex]

It would tapk about lettuce

[gloomy tartan]

“ man back in my day I was with all the bad bitch turtles”

[outer tartan]

The turtle would tell you what it was like before cell phones and the internet.

[gloomy tartan]

🐢

[whole glade]

guh

[visual vortex]

And then become the most selfish generstion

[gloomy tartan]

Remember that one Galapagos turtle

The guy who got a bunch of girl turtles pregnant

To save his species

He was old af

[visual vortex]

I do not support infidelity

[outer tartan]

Those turtles can live past up to or past 200 years.

[whole glade]

huh

guh

buh

[gloomy tartan]

He saved his species tho

Also we don’t know he could of loved every single one of those turtles

[visual vortex]

If i was in the same spot

[south valve]

Poly turtle

[visual vortex]

I wouldve stuck with one woman

And not railed others

[outer tartan]

If you believe in Adam and Eve, we're all the product of massive inbreeding and incest.

[gloomy tartan]

But your species would die

[visual vortex]

Worth it

[south valve]

I suppose the difference is that you're not a turtle

[gloomy tartan]

Here’s my argument

He was like a billion years old

He thought it was the same turtle every time

Couldn’t tell the difference

The scientists kept bringing him another one

[south valve]

Very true

[gloomy tartan]

Giving him Gatorade

Cigarettes

[visual vortex]

I feel like there wiuld be like pores

[gloomy tartan]

?

[visual vortex]

And he could smell which was his sweet baby

[gloomy tartan]

They make the turtles all smell the same

[visual vortex]

Reptiles have these things cslled i think femoral pores

[gloomy tartan]

Look clearly the turtle doesn’t mind

Reptiles are simpler

Now if you were a panda

[visual vortex]

Basically little acne pores on their thighs that secrete when ready to smash

[gloomy tartan]

You could refuse to bang as a panda

They trade they kids to zoo keepers for snacks

[south valve]

Damn

Pandas are fucked up

[visual vortex]

Pandas should finally die

No

[south valve]

Isn't their a fish species that eats their children or something?

[gloomy tartan]

Do they suck as parents in the wild too

I mean a lot of animal. Eat they kids

Crabs

[south valve]

Bold...

[gloomy tartan]

Crabs eat they own babies

By the fistful

[visual vortex]

And sometimes the babies eat their parents

[visual vortex]

By the clawful

[south valve]

I'm gonna ignore that

because I love crabs

[gloomy tartan]

I feel bad for octopus

[south valve]

best animal

S tier

[whole glade]

should i gamble today?

[gloomy tartan]

They starve raising they kids

They die of starvation then the kids leave

[thick coyote]

You should gamble to see if you should gamble today

[visual vortex]

Checks out

[gloomy tartan]

The octopus gives everything for its kids

[dire kayak]

meow

[gloomy tartan]

They don’t risk the kids dying while they eat

[visual vortex]

The dude also kills himself after smashing

[gloomy tartan]

It’s prob why octopus are so successful

[hollow zephyr]

Checks out with the average population

[gloomy tartan]

They kids grow decent size before the parents stop caring for them

[whole glade]

okay if i hit a 3 diamonds first 7 spins on cloverpit ill gamble the rest of the day

[thick coyote]

dies of sex

[gloomy tartan]

Versus other animals

[visual vortex]

No after sex

Like they get depressed and suicidal

[gloomy tartan]

Dude imagine being a royal noblemen back on the day

[visual vortex]

And stop eating

[gloomy tartan]

Some king

[visual vortex]

And try to get eaten by sharks and stuff

[gloomy tartan]

You bust so hard you die of a heart attavk

[thick coyote]

Hardcore post sex clarity lmao

[visual vortex]

To the point of swimming into the mouths of sharks

[gloomy tartan]

Like that happened back in the day

[visual vortex]

Nah basically average morning for most people

Wale up

Try to die

[thick coyote]

Sometimes 500 cigarettes is breakfast

[gloomy tartan]

Some great king died post nut

[visual vortex]

A couple people have

[gloomy tartan]

that’s happened

No doubt

[visual vortex]

Like the guy in RE6 or 5

In the african village

[quaint moss]

THE UNIVERSE, IT SINGS TO ME

[thick coyote]

Considering some people die from a heart attack due to blue buff
Yeah that happens

[quaint moss]

ethan winters (re7,8)

[gloomy tartan]

wtf is blue buff

[visual vortex]

Or the guy in RDR2

[quaint moss]

oh wait

shit

[thick coyote]

You're not sigmamaxxing dawg

[visual vortex]

No

[quaint moss]

thats chris

[gloomy tartan]

That sounds scary

[thick coyote]

The pill

[visual vortex]

It's like blue balling

[gloomy tartan]

What pill!?!?