general-chat

[south valve]

Who just so happens to be foolish

[sleek harness]

The person who reads my name and still decides to call me just rat

[turbid jungle]

we should march on fatshark headquarters and subject them to 10 hours of party finder havoc 40

[south valve]

Well, you are

[sleek harness]

I am not

[turbid jungle]

skaven are rats

[south valve]

That’s exactly what a rat would say

[jaunty path]

day 510 of not showering

[sleek harness]

And I am not

[jaunty path]

[sleek harness]

Lazy

I think this is the first time I ever called you this insult

Congrats Missus

[jaunty path]

bites you

[sleek harness]

No

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[slim flicker]

there's a skaven in the moon

eclipses are caused by rats

[sleek harness]

You are talking nonsense

We actually just blew the moon in Fantasy

[drowsy prawn]

imagine if you are a nurgle worshipper

and you accidentally showered

[delicate vapor]

blessings and buffs gone

[sleek harness]

Vect I don't think being stinky has to do with being filled with every plague and pus type on your body

[chilly shell]

Just tell nurgle you were sharing his gifts with the city water

[sleek harness]

Stinky is just the side downside

[drowsy prawn]

showering is the ultimate sacrilege to your chaos god

you would be excommunicado

and lose everything

[south valve]

You’re the giant rat that makes all of the rules

And other Jerma references

[slim flicker]

light of the Jerma

[south valve]

That goes hard

[slim flicker]

ha ha he hoo ha
ha he

[chilly shell]

no chat I'm not going infect tertiums water supply.

[delicate vapor]

put laxatives inside it

[drowsy prawn]

imagine a laxative

brewed by nurgle

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[feral vessel]

Do you really want to know what a furry thinks about deathclaws?

You are quite a fool.

[feral vessel]

nurglemaxxing

[rose pine]

Going for that Asmond costplay

You’re almost there

[marsh iris]

asmond about to get mogged

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

9 hive scum penances left

[gloomy tartan]

Bruh

I’m in a match with one of them kriegs

[idle talon]

I'm just trolling... Currently reading Piranesi by Susanna Clarke on my Kindle

[jaunty path]

That sounds

like quite a nice read.

released in 2020

feels weird for books to be this young

[zenith pollen]

Missus do you think duel sword is a good option for the event?

[amber delta]

duel sword is good option for anything

best option for event is hivecoomer with bazooka

[gloomy tartan]

I just ran extra nades

Grenadier vet handles the crushers

The extra nades you get from kills is silly as hell

Luv it

I allready naturally produce a grenade every 60 seconds it just gives me more

[hidden whale]

counterargument

10 hours of Kerillian voice lines

[cosmic burrow]

Paycheck came in

Is good

[zenith pollen]

I lost my job so i got shit

[cosmic burrow]

Not full because of sickness but still good

[cosmic burrow]

A coś robil

[zenith pollen]

Ah l4

[zenith pollen]

Weekendowo mcdonald praca była nawet przyjemna ale ludzie z którymi robiłem japierdole

[cosmic burrow]

Dalej szkoła?

[zenith pollen]

Ta 1,5 roku jeszcze

[cosmic burrow]

Bo jak nie to liebherr zaprasza

[zenith pollen]

I jestem wolny

[zenith pollen]

Nie wiem co to

[cosmic burrow]

To se wpisz

W internet

[zenith pollen]

Producenci maszyn budowlanych?

[cosmic burrow]

Tyz

Na serwisie ludzie zawsze potrzebni

[amber delta]

polacy przejmujemy

[dire kayak]

mambo mambo

[amber delta]

wszyscy maja mambe

mam i ja

[cosmic burrow]

Gumy rozpuszczalne mamba

[zenith pollen]

Jak ta praca wygląda?

[cosmic burrow]

Priv se zobacz

Tutaj akurat weryfikacja usterki

I to jeszcze zależy gdzie trafisz

Bo dźwigi to osobna dzialka

I mischtechnik to też osobny dział

I jest żołte badziewie zwane emtek

[dire kayak]

8 hive scum penances left

im suffering

[zenith pollen]

Then dont do them

[dire kayak]

i have to thoughhh

[amber delta]

whos forcing you

[rain pilot]

Who here

Fucks with visual novels

I got codes

[cosmic burrow]

Robota brudna ale płaci dobrze

Tylka zalezy gdzie mieszkasz

Bo jak na wschodzie to jesteś w dupie

[twin flower]

Wuh

[rain pilot]

They be speaking in tongues

[cosmic burrow]

Use the tools available to you

[zenith pollen]

No to jestem w dupie

[rain pilot]

No

[amber delta]

[cosmic burrow]

Also wtf you are using stańczyk as you pfp

[dire kayak]

i am

[cosmic burrow]

Ja to robie na głownej siedzibie w rudzie śląskiej

[dire kayak]

i like doing penances and suffer doing them at the same time

[rain pilot]

It has aura

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah very good Polish painting

[rain pilot]

Didn't know it was polish

[cosmic burrow]

It is

[amber delta]

everything good is Polish

[cosmic burrow]

[rain pilot]

Even the women?

[amber delta]

especially the women

[rain pilot]

[zenith pollen]

Dont get me started on MEN

[rain pilot]

Okay

[amber delta]

get started on men please

[zenith pollen]

Poland is just this peak

[zenith pollen]

I dont want to get banned

[amber delta]

are u gay

[rain pilot]

What gave it away

[zenith pollen]

Yes im someones future husband

[amber delta]

ok I see why you could get banned then

[zenith pollen]

Elaborate

[rain pilot]

How long have you been on discord

[zenith pollen]

Me?

[rain pilot]

Yes

[cosmic burrow]

Aspire to be Potężny gej

[amber delta]

I would be drooling over Polish men too if I were gay

[zenith pollen]

Its on my profile but this is my second account

October thrid 2021 this account

[rain pilot]

Now I see

Well when you usually see the words "banned" and "gay" in the same sentence

Means something very detailed

And grapthic will be said

[zenith pollen]

I tried to despretly pirate adobe and my account got hacked

[zenith pollen]

I do get passionate when talkin about this stuff

[rain pilot]

Probably the same amount of passion I have about studying the behaviour of people

[astral basin]

I spent the shift arguing on the hd2 discord
Im exhausted

[zenith pollen]

If its a passion that sets your souls on fire then yes

[rain pilot]

Well the same amount like watching the national geographic channel

In that happy and cold sense

See why someone does something

Knowing why is even better

[zenith pollen]

Its been a long time since i watched nat geo wild

[slim flicker]

ultrafraud game

[rain pilot]

Turn on manosphire bs and same thing

Or the female version of that

[zenith pollen]

Holy words right there

[zenith pollen]

I have no idea what that is

[slim flicker]

polska gora

[rain pilot]

For the best

Western dating drama is weird

Like watching animals go into a blender weird

[tiny swift]

What.

[amber delta]

what

[timber elk]

What

turns on red light saber

[tiny swift]

Yeahhh I need my strawberry pasta for this one.

[timber elk]

Strawberry pasta-

Yeah your done.

picks up a school bus and throws it at em

[astral basin]

Where is my

“Sweden: proudly gay since 19xx”

Sign

[bright rover]

is anyone speed running this event to get the rewards?

[zenith pollen]

Me

[zenith pollen]

Where does this creature gets its strenght from?

[timber elk]

I am a lamb

[zenith pollen]

Yeah my fav kebab meat

[timber elk]

Domain expansion

[dire kayak]

[twin flower]

good eating

[dire kayak]

i finally got enhanced

the suffering is over

[marsh iris]

buff me up devs

[zenith pollen]

Im making myself instant noodles rn

Pickle flavor

[jaunty path]

Grabs you. Squeezes your head till you can feel your own pulse

[jaunty path]

Gross

Punches you

[timber elk]

is a squeaky toy

[south valve]

Laughs at train crashes

[amber delta]

[zenith pollen]

I will hack into your darktide account spend all your resources throw away your weapons , delete your agents a buy a shit ton of dueling swords on every new character

[twin flower]

Makin myself some soy based chicken, with some potaters

[jaunty path]

This is what happens when you eat pickle flavored noodles

You become hateful..

[zenith pollen]

You become happy

You should try it

Its delicously sour

[jaunty path]

Hell no vro

[south valve]

Sounds very vinegary

[zenith pollen]

When it comes to food i react like berrus when somethin tastes good or whis

[jaunty path]

Yea its fuckin nasty pickles

[zenith pollen]

Google Amino ogórkowa

[jaunty path]

Harshly judging your tastebuds

Back to having objectively superior tastes...honey on pizza

[zenith pollen]

You just lost any right to judge other people tastebuds

[south valve]

What manner of heresy is this..

[jaunty path]

Dude shut up don't you have a man to bat

Batman...

[drowsy prawn]

local Popeyes once ran buy-one-get-one

on pickled chicken burgers

never again 🤮

[zenith pollen]

Never had Popeyes

[twin flower]

We dont have popeyes

[drowsy prawn]

we didn't either up here in Canada

they just moved in from the States

and went hard on marketing

[halcyon glen]

Fahh

[zenith pollen]

In my country they are starting to expand

[dire kayak]

do i need to eat someone

[drowsy prawn]

taking out the pickles does not fix it

[twin flower]

I'd take cafeterias with like local dishes over restaurants/fast food most of the time

[drowsy prawn]

juice already soaked into the bun, it's bitter

like herb medicine

[zenith pollen]

We have many of those

You lay out 20 pln and you get a plate that could feed 2 people and a free soup of the day

[twin flower]

Hell yeah

[zenith pollen]

Menu and soups changes everyday there is always somethin diffrent

[twin flower]

Real, though its like every other day from my usual go-to

[dire kayak]

ohhhh god,,,,

[zenith pollen]

Today they have meatballs, chicken filet, schnitzel you also get a choice potatos or groats and a salad + a free soup all for 24 pln

[marsh iris]

local slop 😋

[zenith pollen]

We also have a shit ton of kebabs and asian food

And a sushi restaurant i never been to cause im a filthy peasant

I cant afford sushi

[twin flower]

Type shit

[twin flower]

Making me hongy

[zenith pollen]

Even if i could i wouldnt go there cause idk if will even like sushi

[ripe tangle]

ngl yaknow what I really want?

I want Korean BBQ

[twin flower]

Uhh, I'll prolly like if it it was like.. proper sushi

[zenith pollen]

Today soups are Kapuśniak and Krupnik i dont like Kapuśniak but krupnik is so delicious

[ripe tangle]

I could really go for Bulgogi and Kalbi...

been craving meat lately

is that normal?

I suppose it is

[twin flower]

Idk what that is but sounds great. I'm a big foodie ngl, if Im ever gonna travel it'll be for food

[ripe tangle]

Polish?

[zenith pollen]

Yep

[zenith pollen]

Yeasterday they had chicken devoley with cheese

[ripe tangle]

I only guessed because you said Krupnik lol

[zenith pollen]

Same i love food

[zenith pollen]

And i live in a small city and i have allat also usual kfc and mcdonalds

[ripe tangle]

what's the best thing for when you have sudden meat craving?

[zenith pollen]

MEN

I couldnt help myself im sorry

[ripe tangle]

I'm not a Cannibal...

[zenith pollen]

Chicken filet or bites and strips kfc bucket

[drowsy prawn]

😏

[ripe tangle]

what I really want is pork actually

I have a thing for pork

[twin flower]

braised pork

[zenith pollen]

Im not the biggest fan of pork

[drowsy prawn]

everytime pork is mentioned reminds me now of this classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7FIiYsVy3U&t=12s

[ripe tangle]

classic

The Shed of No Return

They will do terrible things to you there, Brother.

[dire kayak]

literally me

[drowsy prawn]

I shall have these oats myself and dine with the tall skinny gods!

[ripe tangle]

the other one I like was the one with the Wrathful Bulls

[drowsy prawn]

oh yeah that one

lots of twists

somebody also used AI and made 40k parody of those videos

[zenith pollen]

Ew ai

Ai ads are everywhere now

[drowsy prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hDlMCBQg4Q&t=60s

[ripe tangle]

VECT, we should get KBBQ

[drowsy prawn]

NO, SISTER!

[round mica]

Nuh uh thats already literally me

Find something else to relate, chudette!!

[dire kayak]

[drowsy prawn]

YOU'LL GET PLUMP AND MISS YOUR BOLTERS

[drowsy prawn]

but, meme jokes aside, KBBQ is delicious

too delicious at times

[cosmic burrow]

I like kfc

[drowsy prawn]

Korean restaurants also gives out like shit load of free sides

[cosmic burrow]

Polish kfc

[dire kayak]

literally me,,,,

[quaint moss]

someone say bbq

[dire kayak]

haiii grog

[quaint moss]

yo

[quaint moss]

yo i notice that thing person whatve

from the hit game

fortnite

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[rain pilot]

[round mica]

......

[amber delta]

fort night but hole

[thick coyote]

Try fort at night

[lyric frigate]

do ability cooldown reduction effects also affect the scum's unique stimm

[amber delta]

noe

[amber delta]

[round mica]

Ok, sorry mr.elephant
The doctor will see you now

[thick coyote]

I'm not addressing the elephant because that would be doxxing

[amber delta]

counterpoint: doxxing is funny

[zenith pollen]

I will have to have a darktide detox soon:(

[amber delta]

why

[round mica]

Depends on who's being doxxed

[flint mesa]

Its only funny when its people you disagree with!!

[astral basin]

Shoot me

I need a tranq

[delicate vapor]

OHHH

[zenith pollen]

Damaged controller

[dire kayak]

doctor wing gaster

[tacit geode]

Sergeant Major Morrow skin in fortnite when

[round mica]

Gaster...?
Undertale mentioned

[storm ember]

it would be so goddamn awesome

[tacit geode]

With his iconic "What's all this then" emote

[elder merlin]

[winged oasis]

is it not weird that the warband has so many psykers?

[elder merlin]

Its fine

[winged oasis]

like idk how the imperial guard usually operates but is it common to have these many psykers

[amber delta]

how many is that exactly

[elder merlin]

Atleast 5

Maybe even 6

[amber delta]

I can only count to 3 sah

[surreal ermine]

theres probably a lot of psykers arrested for the horrendous crime of Being A Psyker

[tacit geode]

A little but ludo narrative dissonance

[wooden creek]

Depends on how many psykers pop up. More nowadays

[thick coyote]

Considering that we are around the age of the witches

A lot more psykers are around

[round mica]

No
I remember watching an official GW animation that said due to the lack of Black Ships around collecting psykers, the psyker population spiked

[elder merlin]

We're the same age as abunch of witches?

[winged oasis]

what where

[round mica]

The lack of Black Ships meant they were born and lived unharmed, maybe even bred and it just turns into a domino effect

[amber delta]

the psyker population spiked because of the great rift

[round mica]

I don't remember the name exactly imma look for this

[wooden creek]

The domain being largely cut off from the rest of the imperium means you can't ship them away as easily

[round mica]

Also this, especially if they're located on imperium nihilus segmentum

Stuff is just uh

[twin flower]

which warband

[round mica]

Weird down there

[wooden creek]

And some of the cosmetic descriptions imply that the nobility like to keep unsanctioned court psykers around

[dire kayak]

i need more librarians,,,,

[round mica]

Its called Interrogator

[wooden creek]

The Moebian Domain is in Segmentum Solar, so it's not in Imperium Nihilus

[round mica]

It has 9 episodes but theres a 1 hour sitting

[thick coyote]

Yeah that also happens
Looks at Idira

[round mica]

I meant as its going to be more normal for the high amount of psykers in imperium nihilus

[dire kayak]

if i have to pay for warhammer tv again

[round mica]

Because of the lack of black ships there

[wooden creek]

Ah yeah, true

[round mica]

🏴‍☠️

[twin flower]

Be a pirate

[elder merlin]

I saw some of the episodes on youtube before they were copyright struck lol

[zenith pollen]

i also have darktide on steam BUT im so used to darkitde on ps5 now

[wooden creek]

That being said, I think the black ships are still able to sanction psykers even without access to Terra

[zenith pollen]

also i have a veteran skin on ps5

[twin flower]

Like that time someone put the full Kill Lupercal on yt

[elder merlin]

One of us, one of us

[twin flower]

and the comments just going

[stuck wasp]

While the amount of Psyker has increased in the Imperium since the Cicatrix Maledictum, there is also the fact that all out Psyker had been gathered from around the Moebian Domain to be sent to the Black Ships, so they were already concentrated

[round mica]

I downloaded some episodes of Warhammer TV on Wallpaper Engine a long time ago

[twin flower]

May the Ordo Lawsuiticus not find you

[dire kayak]

on what?

[round mica]

Wallpaper application on Steam

[dire kayak]

no no that part i got

[round mica]

It was the uhhh

[twin flower]

Wallpaper Engine has episodes of warhammer tv?

[round mica]

Blood angels animation i forgot the name

[twin flower]

Angels of Death

[zenith pollen]

temporaly i have to move on steam

like 2 weeks

[round mica]

Some guy uploaded some stuff there but he got striked
Luckily I had finished all of them

[twin flower]

Weird place to find warhmmaer animations lmao

[round mica]

I found it on complete accident as well

Was trying to sort to most popular wallpapers and accidentally put it on most recent and saw them there

Had subtitles and everything

[twin flower]

Tryinna be sneaky

I loike it

someone prolly reported it tho lmao

[round mica]

Oh yeah for sure

[amber delta]

imagine reporting perfectly free content

[storm ember]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[round mica]

Dont steal from my favorite billionaire company!

[elder merlin]

Always reminds me of those edgy wolf roleplay sites back in the early 2000s

[feral vessel]

awo

[feral vessel]

Someone's being cringe 'mong us.

I reckon we should make them walk the plank.

[amber delta]

[zenith pollen]

the cheese creature is back

[elder merlin]

I think they mean you, @sleek harness

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp :3

[feral vessel]

morp

[feral vessel]

Is that meant to be me?

[delicate vapor]

This Ben and Jerry’s ice cream calling to me

[zenith pollen]

yeah

[delicate vapor]

Chocolate fudge…

[zenith pollen]

i already called you that once

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[shut wraith]

that is my kitties favorite noise lol

[storm ember]

MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feral vessel]

I am not a cheese wedge.

[delicate vapor]

Oh right forgot to post a new pic of my kitten

[feral vessel]

Bodycam off since what?

[delicate vapor]

She’s one noodle packet long

[delicate vapor]

Olympia

[abstract junco]

dental appointment today

Over under they steal 6 of my teeth

[delicate vapor]

#pet-tide for the noodle sized kitten

[delicate vapor]

YESSS YESSS

[dire kayak]

mraow?

[abstract junco]

My teeth will be used to build the tooth wall…

[dire kayak]

i love being the local catgirl

[delicate vapor]

Hmm

Time to pair this chocolate fudge ice cream again with chocolate milk

[dire kayak]

elios you are so lucky,,,,,

[feral vessel]

He did what with a what?

[delicate vapor]

For Miyabis honey melon buys

[delicate vapor]

I don’t mind sharing unless you Lack toes tolerance

[abstract junco]

My cat is currently in a fight with my dog

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

you don't want to know

[dire kayak]

mraow

[amber delta]

join the fight

[abstract junco]

mrrrrrp

[delicate vapor]

Wot

Someone feed they cats

[abstract junco]

The dog has bested the cat

[marsh iris]

play fighting

[abstract junco]

The two have returned to their dominions

[dire kayak]

mrrrrp :3

[amber delta]

I saw that pound symbol

you. are. british.

[delicate vapor]

Give me doro back

[marsh iris]

or wanna £

[dire kayak]

meowwww

[delicate vapor]

Gotta adapt without my nitro

[amber delta]

[abstract junco]

I’m better

gg ez

[dire kayak]

[amber delta]

I accidentally let all the Gondians die

[abstract junco]

Hush youngling

[dire kayak]

hmp,,,,

[delicate vapor]

time for thy noodles

and shrimp

[feral vessel]

what are you doing dorothy

[dire kayak]

i need cat food,,,,,

[delicate vapor]

ohio stares

[feral vessel]

DORORONGING IT!!

[abstract junco]

Performative….

[dire kayak]

am nottt

[abstract junco]

Bleh

[delicate vapor]

just saw vid on salmon ice cream

[twin flower]

Yum

[delicate vapor]

jalapeno salmon..

[twin flower]

Nomnoms

[abstract junco]

Hot Cheetos ice cream

[zenith pollen]

I forgot that i cleared my darktide progress on steam

[tiny swift]

I made pasta with shrimps.

[zenith pollen]

I have nothing now

FUCK

[delicate vapor]

o

[zenith pollen]

I blame the psykers

[abstract junco]

I must be missing something because shrimp causes a visceral reaction from my body

[tiny swift]

Shrimps are good. But they need to be properly made. Eating raw shrimp is unhealthy.

[abstract junco]

I only can really eat fish and oysters

[dire kayak]

i hate seafood

[tiny swift]

Ever ate a squid tentacle? Those things are amazing, chewy tho. My fav seafood gotta be crab or lobster, but I only had it like 3 times in life, since it's costing 3 kids and kidney here.

[thin wagon]

Ive heard swordfish steak is positively delicious

[austere thorn]

This event

Idk wtf to say

At this point the crushers aren’t even my problem

The reapers are annoying sure but can be handled

But

The amount of fucking bursters

I had so many spawn I legit couldn’t hear anything else

[dire kayak]

i just unhinge my jaw when they leap at me

they jump straight into my mouth

[austere thorn]

I’m not joking , it was impossible to listen to anything else cause around 10 spawned at the same time

[turbid jungle]

Clock factory asmr

[austere thorn]

No class can deal with that bullshit

[frail cipher]

Psyker can stun them with lightning, no?

[austere thorn]

I was genuinely suprised at how stupid it was

And how fucking buggy

My teammates

Pushed a buster

They didn’t get damage but somehow

I got hit and lost my toughness

[dire kayak]

but yeah the amount of bursters is annoying

especially when they all spawn in different directions

[turbid jungle]

If you can smite while dodgingthe clown car of crushers and reapers likely shooting you from god knows where through a spawn gate

[frail cipher]

I haven't played the event so I'm just making shit up my bad gang

[austere thorn]

I lowkey give up

I can’t do this shit on auric

[turbid jungle]

Poxbursters, worse than hitler?

[austere thorn]

Hitler took notes

From their work

[turbid jungle]

Mein Pox

[austere thorn]

I rly hope the devs add a patch that tones this shit down hard

[tiny swift]

Hidden WW2 lore

[austere thorn]

Idc if it’s only reapers or crushers

The bursters make it so impossible

[turbid jungle]

Noo you dont understand they have to take their MANDATORY three week break after butchering their game

[austere thorn]

At this point they need to just add an event all about pox bursters

[thick coyote]

Respectfully
Skill issue

[turbid jungle]

Dont take anything from someone who's name includes ego in it

[thick coyote]

[dire kayak]

the temptations to write a 40k inquisition fanfiction grow stronger,,,,

[austere thorn]

Ahh yess ofc

[thin wagon]

Hmm I wonder if there was an axis power that used units as suicide bombers.

[austere thorn]

I’ll deal with the army of crushers in front of me

And then the pox busters spawning for all sides

[thick coyote]

Yes I said Respectfully

[turbid jungle]

The great poxburstering of '26

[thick coyote]

[thin wagon]

Yeah getting surrounded by poxbursters is a surreal experience

[zenith pollen]

Any tips on fast leveling up?

[thick coyote]

Quick play

And

+xp on curios

[thin wagon]

Do the hardest difficulty you have access to on quickplay

[austere thorn]

10 spawn in front and another 10 spawn behind

It’s hell

[frail cipher]

The Soviets dabbled in that concept a little as well but they abandoned it

[red drift]

ive taken to refering to single burster as "congas" and the fuckass lines for te event, conga lines

its so ass

also, Ogryn space program is actually viable with the event

[thin wagon]

I was alluding to the Japanese human bomb plane which was just a human guided missle.

[stiff salmon]

congaline of bursters is the worst.

you push the first, he explodes and triggers a chain reaction of the 2nd who is jumping and you

[amber delta]

the soviets entire philosophy was more or less suicidal zerg rush

[stiff salmon]

just get crushed 😛

[surreal ermine]

stacked bursters with clueless teammates have killed me too many times on psyker

[frail cipher]

Nono I know, and I was alluding to the bomb dogs the Soviets tested

[thin wagon]

Awww now Im sad

[frail cipher]

Yeah, it was very sad

[thin wagon]

Inferno bats were at least funny and sad

But bomb dogs? Just sad

[patent grove]

How do you deal with them in this case, don't push?

[frail cipher]

They trained dogs to go under tanks to get treats, then they strapped bomb vests to the dogs s

So they ran under a tank, and they detonated the explosive with a very long fuse attached to it

[amber delta]

remember to punch your local commie

[thin wagon]

You've got local commies

[frail cipher]

But turns out dogs can't tell the difference between a German and a soviet tank, so they scrapped the idea

[amber delta]

I am on the hunt as we speak

[thin wagon]

Homeboy can type at full sprint 👀 💧

[amber delta]

just built different

[tiny swift]

Dorito shaped

[turbid jungle]

Built wrong

[thin wagon]

Built Unfathomable

Built Humorously but without any regards for efficiency

[delicate vapor]

DORITOS

[tiny swift]

Drink 3 bottles of pepsi every day, and give us results after month

[thin wagon]

space marine shout DORITOS

[dire kayak]

doroitos

[thin wagon]

That is Brother Doritos, he took an artillery shell to the head.

Please be kind to him

[tiny swift]

He is specialist at holding and fortifying positions

[thin wagon]

Brain trauma be damned my boy can fortify

[fair bridge]

funny how the moment it starts drizzling people who drive just completely forget themselves and wander about like single celled organisms

[thin wagon]

Where do you live, Silent Hill?

[fair bridge]

when the water begins to fall from the sky suddenly i forget how to reverse or use my signals

[dire kayak]

i think your rain might be hallucinogenic

[fair bridge]

it's like these people are stunned by the rain

what's worse is they still text while driving

[dire kayak]

i mean i am too,,,,

[ebon sage]

So current roster goes
5 crack heads to 1 fed
When Fat Shark adds more operatives they need to be on the Fed side of the spectrum rather than the Crack Head side

[thin wagon]

Gun Servitor, literally programmed fed

[twin flower]

Why are the first 4 just crackheads as well tho

[thin wagon]

Although I kinda like being the Aribites among hive scum

[twin flower]

isnt the Scum the only one implied being a druggy

[thin wagon]

Also yeah, Veteran is pretty straight edge

[twin flower]

Calling Ogryns crack heads smh

[tiny swift]

They really should just add space marine class

[thin wagon]

Ogryns do crack heads sah

[ebon sage]

Skitarii
+more personality
+you should expect them to narc on you
Fed

[amber delta]

my drug is emprah

[dire kayak]

bites you hard

[zenith pollen]

Holy fuck im brainwashed i returned to my pc and i picked up a controller and was wandering why tf its not working

[thin wagon]

Are skitarii eligible to be deployed for something as menial as a penal battalion?

[twin flower]

I mean we got Arbites in there

[amber delta]

if admech got a horse in the race why not

[thin wagon]

Yeah but by lore they are there for atonement for failing atoma

So they are punishing themselves

[twin flower]

Theyre their for the Tithes

[thin wagon]

In the intro for arbites your boss says "we have failed"

[tiny swift]

Skittari? those clankers? bleh. Add Cold trader with Xenos weapons. And Genestealers too.

[twin flower]

Did you listen to the whole thing tho

[thin wagon]

That'd be dope

[amber delta]

yeah but they dont join forces with rejects as penance

[frail cipher]

Maybe a skitarii gets assigned on a technoarcheological mission on atoma and the warband is ordered to help them?

[amber delta]

they do it for better chance at cleaning up atoma

[ebon sage]

I really wanna see Skitarii represented in a video game
There's this scene in Ciaphas Cain: The Greater Good, where there's a skitarii character just throwing hands with a purestrain genestealer

[thin wagon]

Yes but the key requirements to work for the Mourningstar seem to be penance or punishment.

[twin flower]

Hadron is a Technoarchelogist so might not be far off

[thin wagon]

As an operative of course

[tiny swift]

DoW4 will have Mechanicus as main race. There is also Mechanicus II coming

[twin flower]

Bro did not watch the Arbite Trailer

[turbid jungle]

People when skiitari have no personality because they are essentially battle slaves

[thin wagon]

Watched it several times

[tiny swift]

And we get Nekron waifu in next DLC for Rogue Trader

[thin wagon]

Ya goof

[twin flower]

They got sent in by Grendyl because Raniick isnt doing a good enough job apparently

[turbid jungle]

And also because they werent very good at their either

[twin flower]

I wouldnt say they're 'part' of the penal force but they still get sent in through strike teams anyway

[amber delta]

hivecummers also dont join because of penance

[turbid jungle]

"You have failed in your duty. We have ALL failed.'

[tiny swift]

They joined for the vibes and free samples

[amber delta]

aurafarming

[tiny swift]

Aight I ate my pasta. See yall later

[low blade]

Base game classes are proper Rejects. DLC classes are outside help called in through favors or request

[zenith pollen]

idk how a tutorial looks as hivescum are you also in a cell?

[twin flower]

I guess scoom sorta just got enlisted by the Inquisition

Since they're branding around the necklace as well and allat

[thin wagon]

Literally just watched again. The tithe failed to come in the Arbites sent are there because the have failed to keep order and are now tasked with restoring it as atonement

[dire kayak]

early game mechanicus is so stressful

[low blade]

No, you just arrive. Same with Arbites

[amber delta]

you just come

hives come

[low blade]

What? No. The Arbites were always present in some capacity, but the war has gone on so long that the tithe got messed with. Grendyl specifically pulls strings to get them to INCREASE their activity in the area to light a fire under Rannicks ass, and they're happy to do ot anyway since its their job to maintain that tithe

[wooden creek]

The hive scum represent the footsoldiers and officers of the four gangs that formed the Conclave and are now working with the inkies to fight the uprising

[patent grove]

Tithe is what, taxes for the imperium?

[thin wagon]

That is not at all what the intro cinematic states in the slightest. The arbites in game are sent there as atonement it is literally a line of dialogue.

[zenith pollen]

So they are so desprete for help they hire hivescum?

[twin flower]

Yeppers

[wooden creek]

Yes

[twin flower]

I think you need to check out the deeper lore, youre not gonna get everything in one cinematic

[thin wagon]

Im just referring to the lore for Darktide my guy

Not Arbites as a whole

[twin flower]

That is what I meant

[low blade]

So the hive gangs on Atoma have always been fighting the 6th. Its been canon since day 1, that the 6th and the Admonition were always fighting Hibe gangs. Their first move was wiping out most of the Water Cartel. The only difference is Rannick offered them official support for what they were already doing in exchange for pointing them vaguely in objective directions

[twin flower]

The Darktide Lore

[surreal ermine]

i think the arbys had holdouts in tertium before they joined grendyls warband officially

[low blade]

Arbites were also always present on Atoma. They just increased their presence because Grendyl

[wooden creek]

It's a mixture of things. Arbites show up both to restore the Tithe and atone for letting it get this bad in the first place

[twin flower]

Tertium isnt the only planet in their jurisdiction, so they were more or less just spread thin

[wooden creek]

They were the ones who captured Wolfer in the first place, yeah

[amber delta]

I love arbites sm

[twin flower]

Arbigoo

[amber delta]

Unfiltered violence with blunt instruments

[stiff salmon]

kill on range or wait at a corner were you can dodge around the corner and have it protecting you. in open field it's pure luck if a double push works.

also ults hep like ogryn taunt, arbi push, venting shriek, voice of command (vet) (basically any extra push ability) or even flame staff stagger to push them at greater range.

often the poxxers in this event also spawn in groups and come out of walls. nades or weapons which penetrate walls (bolters, plasma) can help. ogryn box of nades for example works well.

[patent grove]

When you say flame staff, do you mean lmb attack?

Or the charged attack

[stiff salmon]

yes, lmb staggers and pushes at greater range than normal push.

[patent grove]

Ooo

[stiff salmon]

normally you don't want to do it early because it does not even trigger the explosion animation at max range

[patent grove]

I'll try that on my psyker

[stiff salmon]

but in this case (conga line of bursters) it may allow you to shoot them at a safe distance

[patent grove]

I've tried pushing/double dodge backwards but I still get hit most times

[quaint moss]

[insert tf2 conga]

[stiff salmon]

in general the push has to go off if its in the process of exploding - the conga line problem triggers the mentioned chain reaction more often than not. so pushing them at max range can help to kill them then normally without the risk of them doing this chain reaction.

[patent grove]

Ahh, ok thanks

[stiff salmon]

last 3 event games: 81, 79 and 80 poxbursters. it's so much fun.

[abstract junco]

I hate the dentist, just got out of my annual session of them picking at my teeth and shoving their fingers into my mouth

[patent grove]

I had no idea about the event when I started playing yesterday. So when a door opened and 5 poxbursters came running out... I was so confused

[stiff salmon]

forced hardmode 😛

[patent grove]

6 monstrosities on heresy, I had never seen more than 2 before in a match

[zenith pollen]

I assume there is a whole cutscene dedicated to it

[patent grove]

Its kind of overwhelming my psyker but I feel like its forcing me to play better so thats nice

[thin wagon]

If you have no other choices but succeed or die you're bound to eventually achieve the prior

[green vector]

is your psyker lvl 30 ?

[stiff salmon]

if you play with mods there are several options to make several things easier. including seeing poxbursters.

[patent grove]

I'm 30

[zenith pollen]

Damn u old

[patent grove]

I play on xbox

[stiff salmon]

fair - no mods i guess 😛

[patent grove]

My psyker is 30!

I'm 45..

[green vector]

console g*mer 🤢

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/endgame-old-captain-america-steve-rogers-gif-14039563

[patent grove]

I had someone legit SCREAM at me in game voice chat because he saw my xbox tag lol

[green vector]

based

[quaint moss]

ancient

[patent grove]

I still have all my atari games

[dire kayak]

i can go eat them for you

[turbid jungle]

Duelling sword users when i smash them in the face with a brick

[feral vessel]

necron

[dire kayak]

WHERE

AARRRRGHH BY THE OMNISSIAH ILL EAT THEM

[primal flax]

For the life of me, I can’t figure out how to add a cross hair to my guns when I aim.

Does anyone know which setting in interface can add one?

[clever horizon]

need a mod for it

[primal flax]

Fuck off. Lol

[lethal jasper]

Use your sights?

[primal flax]

Too funny

[twin flower]

Isnt there already one by default or am i trippin

[clever horizon]

embrace aftermarket modifications

[primal flax]

I do, I was just wondering if there was, you know, an option to have one since every other FPS game I’ve ever played has one.

Thanks for your input.

[clever horizon]

just aim bro lmao

[lethal jasper]

Put a circle post it note on your monitor if you need it that badly

[clever horizon]

pro gamers be like

the little green x drawn on their monitor lol

[primal flax]

I do aim, and do well. It was simple question that had a simple answer. There was zero need for anyone to be a smart ass about it.

[dire kayak]

im not sure about that

although isnt there one by default?

[clever horizon]

want a link to the mod

[green vector]

welcome to discord

[primal flax]

It’s ok bud, I found it. Thanks for the answer

[lethal jasper]

He did answer the first time 🤷‍♂️

[clever horizon]

np little bro

[signal mason]

Fairly certain ads has better accuracy on most guns anyways (only ones I would use it for would be plasma, staves, and bautos)

[green vector]

hes not talking about hipfiring lmao

[visual vortex]

In space marine 2

[dire kayak]

hisssssss

i HATE necrons

[visual vortex]

K

[tired inlet]

Sa'kan of the Salamanders has entered the chat

[twin flower]

Ya boi Brutus

[wise depot]

The silent bursters need to be fixed

[olive ridge]

[elder merlin]

No, we need more of them

[elder merlin]

Talk more or be accused of being a bot

[patent grove]

The event fixes silent bursters by making a dozen spawn at once

[olive ridge]

Negative. Vocalization initiates solely upon imperative.

[wise depot]

I do not care if there are more. I just need more audio fixing

[lethal jasper]

Danger zone

[patent grove]

They do really suck but its preferable to this new audio problem I'm having in the event

Audio straight goes to hissing and screeching noises

[elder merlin]

I was mostly teasing, because you atleast have shit in your profile already, unlike the actual bots that have been invading us lately

[twin flower]

tip toeing bursters

[elder merlin]

But you should turn red to avoid confusion, @olive ridge

[elder merlin]

Nah, intensify the silence

[thin wagon]

Mechanicus response at its finest

[dire kayak]

is the archmagos here?

[thin wagon]

I doubt they'd waste any time here.

If not a skitarii, someone said a cold trader with xenotech and that sounded pretty neat for a class

Especially since there is dialogue of Hadron reprimanding Lady Alice for doing trade with xenos

[visual vortex]

Combat servitor

🤤

[patent grove]

Do servitors even have personality types?

[turbid jungle]

No

And neither do skiitari

[visual vortex]

No

Give us different types of combst servutor voices or something idk

I dont really care

I just wanna play as a servitor

[thin wagon]

Combat servitor would go hard. The different trees can be different modifications for combat engagements

[south valve]

I think Hadron has dialogue like “we should have brought in the skitarri by now” or something like that

In the trench mission

[visual vortex]

On no man's land

Yeah

[thin wagon]

Hmm thats a good tease

Darn

[visual vortex]

Once you pop the cork of the first wall

[turbid jungle]

She says she cant understand why grendyl hasnt requisitioned them

[visual vortex]

Because servitors

[visual vortex]

Give me the claw hand

[turbid jungle]

Which is because the mechanicus likely doesnt care about atoma as long as it pumps out moebian steel

[south valve]

Because the next class is actually playable Rannick instead

[visual vortex]

Well it kind of is now

[thin wagon]

Oh yeh. Or arm gun

[turbid jungle]

Branx Magna is a much more important emplacement in the moebian domain anyway

[floral dragon]

Hope to play tonight. So I was playing last night during an event mission and my inter et turned off randomly... look at my modem and my cat was chewing on the power cord 😔

[visual vortex]

Let me pick up human sozed armored enemies and crack them in half like a crab leg

[thin wagon]

Boom mobian steel crisis event with new mechanicus character! It writes itself

[south valve]

When you put it like that, I might lean towards a servitor as well

[turbid jungle]

There was already a crisis

The rejects solved it

LMAO

[visual vortex]

Double crisis

[patent grove]

My bunny loves power cords too. Spicy hay

[visual vortex]

Like Dc's crisis on two earths

[floral dragon]

I use to have a nighthawk but I just use a leased one now from xfinity so they exchanged it free. The new cord didn't work so it somehow shorted out the modem too lmao. So NOW I not only have my cords inside some sort of box but I also bought this mesh wrap that supposedly deters these pesky furballs

[turbid jungle]

Spray the cat with citrus sauce

Or the wires

[thin wagon]

Always a bigger crisis

[floral dragon]

This works? I'll do it on the wires if that's not a joke

[thin wagon]

This guy gets it

[turbid jungle]

Animals dislike citrus as it is strong smelling generally

[floral dragon]

I don't really want to spray HER lol. I did out her in my garage as a time out tho when I caught her going to my new one setting it up

[turbid jungle]

Citrus, vinegar, strong aroma stuff

Vinegar also works on ants

[floral dragon]

But my wires and power strip are now under a box with holes and she can't really chew the new one. It's the only wire shes ever chewed. Something about these xfinity power adapter cords that are yummy and chewy

[turbid jungle]

Have you checked if she's having any mouth pain?

Could be something similar to chewing on gum because your teeth hurt

Though unlikely

[feral vessel]

stellaris reference

[floral dragon]

She's just a monster. Only way to explain this particular cats personality. She only usually chews scratching boxes tho made for it or toys if I get them for her

[feral vessel]

(god forgive the 2x crisis players)

[turbid jungle]

Stacking crisis like im double king

[turbid jungle]

Honestly by the midgame your fleet should be so impossibly vast the crisis just gets thrashed

[thin wagon]

She doubles on my stack till I crisis

[feral vessel]

Depends on the difficulty.

[turbid jungle]

At the endgame i donate like 10k alloys to all my allies so they use their ai cheats to spawn massive fleets

[turbid jungle]

Even on the highest difficulty

[visual vortex]

She doubles my crisis till two earths

[feral vessel]

i don't particularly play militarist so I wouldn't know

(yes, call me cringe)

[thin wagon]

Furious

[turbid jungle]

You dont need to even be militarist LMAO

Stellaris isnt super hard

[visual vortex]

I dont need to

[turbid jungle]

Once you micro your worlds

[feral vessel]

the early game is the biggest slog for me

[turbid jungle]

Or just turn on planetary automation and let god take the wheel

[feral vessel]

then it sorta starts to go a bit nicer when you have your colonies in order

the most fun I've had was playing as the Imperium and colonizing every single inhabitable planet regardless of habitation percentage

[tired inlet]

Joshua Graham begins loading .45 ACPs

[feral vessel]

holy honest hearts reference

Discord is really dead around this time huh.

[thin wagon]

On occasion

[turbid jungle]

If there's not people bitching about something its pretty calm

[feral vessel]

can't wait for my 5 hour trip to fucking

ireland

wow whatever will we do in FUCKING IRELAND

[turbid jungle]

Potatoland

[feral vessel]

I thought that was Austria.

[turbid jungle]

Why would austria take the title potatoland when ireland had the great famine caused by potatoes

[thin wagon]

Enjoy the beauty that is ireland

[turbid jungle]

If it stops raining sure

[thin wagon]

Sometimes you gotta embrace that the rain is gonna rain

[turbid jungle]

Shithole county

I HATE ireland ireland SUCKS

[delicate vapor]

I survived my drunk state

And crave more chocolate ice cream

[thin wagon]

Waiter, my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery, take it back.

[thin wagon]

More? Did drunk state consume too much chocolate ice cream for a set duration?

[turbid jungle]

When i lived in ireland it was consistently a wet gloomy shithole

[patent grove]

Wanna swap places

[feral vessel]

oh fuck

[twin flower]

Do you live in a castle

[feral vessel]

we're going on ryanair

WHY are we going on ryanair

[twin flower]

uhh

idk?

[turbid jungle]

No wonder the irish are so eager to move out

[dire kayak]

this event is pain and suffering

[twin flower]

Ryanair is an Irish ultra low-cost airline

[thin wagon]

Ohoho yeah...

[patent grove]

Sounds too similar to spirit airline

[twin flower]

So.. not good?

[turbid jungle]

Every major power has their own shitty airborne transportation

[patent grove]

The worst

[patent grove]

Its fun though!

[thin wagon]

Event lasts until March 17th you think we'll get any more info teased around then?

[turbid jungle]

If fatshark doesnt go on their mandatory three week break probably

[thin wagon]

I'm chomping at the bit to see what they'll do

[turbid jungle]

They have a strange tendency to go on breaks after butchering something bad

So im not hopeful this time

[thin wagon]

What did they butcher?

[turbid jungle]

Nothing yet

But something breaks every update

[stiff salmon]

does the event being hive scum boombringer propaganda count as butchered?

[turbid jungle]

Just recently we had the great poxburster war

[turbid jungle]

Idk, bbob and ogryn frag are also pretty fun

Even if not meta

[thin wagon]

Arbi grenade can stop a group of bursters if you throw it right

[turbid jungle]

Only class that really loses out is psyker who use their blitzes all game casually anyway

[thin wagon]

Are hive scum allergic to coherency?

[turbid jungle]

Now that they dont need coherency to get their toughness regen out of combat they can use their kit similar to stealth zealot

[twin flower]

Sounds more like Arby

[turbid jungle]

I.e. running out, killing key targets, and running back to the team

Also exhaustion being removed helped tons

[thin wagon]

Killing key targets and trailing a horde of crushers with them

The amount of near death environments I survive on behalf of our Hive Scum is more criminal than they are

[thick coyote]

🔥

[amber delta]

hivescum are loner zealots reincarnate

but they are overpowered anyway so it's not as glaring of an issue

[tired inlet]

is Peru (and Chile) [and Ecuador]

[tired inlet]

it's an irish company.

[delicate vapor]

yes

[thin wagon]

Understood

[delicate vapor]

but my family did get a lot of chocolate ice cream

[cosmic burrow]

I left 1030pln in decathlon

[south valve]

Wait, so can ogryn replenish the giant ogryn bomb?

with the new update

[manic adder]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4247850/Warhammer_40000_Space_Marine_2__Chapter_Voice_Pack_1/#app_reviews_hash this is like the perfect example of what darktide does right and sm2 has just butchered lol

[clever horizon]

no SOVL

[thick coyote]

Event, yes

[south valve]

[manic adder]

just my honest opinoin but this event feels kinda.. empty?

and meaningless. reward wise

[quaint moss]

ARBYS we got the bolter ammunition

playing the new space marine update

new medkit is peak

[limpid vigil]

Do you guys think we will ever get a trazyn easter egg in darktide?

Cuz rougue trader is getting a trazyn dlc aparently

[manic adder]

who knows in secret fatshark has planned a new faction all this time

[quaint moss]

secretly a tomb world

[dire kayak]

WHERE

I HATE NECRONS

HISSSSSSS

[limpid vigil]

i mean at this point i would not be suprised

[quaint moss]

hate them, HELL I LOVED THEM

[limpid vigil]

moebian steel and all

I just think a small nod to trazyn would be cool

[dire kayak]

ive been playing too much mechanicus

[quaint moss]

Ight back to sm2

[limpid vigil]

maybe if the next class is mechanicus we will get a refrence at least

[thick coyote]

At max a trinket

"Rogue Trader x Darktide"

[clever horizon]

next class sister of battle fatshark please

[dire kayak]

the feminine urge to destroy an eldritch ritual altar

[limpid vigil]

id love that crosssover

i mean imagine if all the warhammer games somehow crossed over

space marine 2 and boltgun already do

so why not darktide and rogue trader

[clever horizon]

whats the new 40k game owlcats making again

[thick coyote]

I'm confused because they already "do"

💀

[thick coyote]

Dark Heresy?

[clever horizon]

yes thank you

[thick coyote]

It's going to be peak

[limpid vigil]

i mean i know they share a universe but i mean more directly like boltgun having the same power source as titus was seeking in space marine 1

[clever horizon]

darktide crpg

[thick coyote]

[thick coyote]

I mean more like
Rogue Trader got a shovel
Darktide got a von valancius trinket

💀

[limpid vigil]

i mean in most likelyhood dark heresy will at least have a nod to darktide i feel like

[limpid vigil]

i..... did not know that

i started playing a month ago

[thick coyote]

*Koronus Trinket

[clever horizon]

games workshop: more slop
owlcat: yes my lord

[low blade]

The shovel is said to specifically come from Atoma too

[thick coyote]

It was
Underwhelming

[thick coyote]

Some crackhead atoman veteran found himself in the planet being taken over by a rebellion and decided to kill 100 people

If he was using a better weapon he'd have killed more than 100

[south valve]

Lore accurate I guess

to darktide

[thick coyote]

"Once wielded by the stalwart Rejects in their desperate struggle against heresy, the shovel ended up in the hands of a Lord Captain."

only Vet and Ogryn have shovel

[rancid shore]

hi

[thick coyote]

Which means that they should give shovel to all classes

[rancid shore]

i finally unlocked shout on my new vet

[cosmic burrow]

I spent a lot of my moni today

[rancid shore]

already?

damn bro

didnt you just get paid

(idk

[cosmic burrow]

I did

[thick coyote]

True
Today should be payday (for most people)

[cosmic burrow]

Like 1400pln got spent between new clothes and fuel

[thick coyote]

I wonder how I can waste money this time

[cosmic burrow]

Got 5016 pln

[thick coyote]

I just remembered that I can't waste money this time

[cosmic burrow]

Still got 4k of spending money left

[rancid shore]

how much is that in euros

[thick coyote]

Siblings birthdays are right around the corner

[cosmic burrow]

Divide by 4

[rancid shore]

huh

not bad

i got like....3hundo less

[cosmic burrow]

Thats with 10h of overtime

[rancid shore]

oh damn-

[thick coyote]

Bro's going band for band on gen chat 🗣️

[cosmic burrow]

My base is 4500

[rancid shore]

still a bit higher than here

[cosmic burrow]

Thats not minimum pay

Minimum is below 4k

[rancid shore]

oh

man im not confused

but around the same htne

problem is that quality of life here succs

[cosmic burrow]

Here is where

[rancid shore]

you want 1kg of beef prepare to spend 14 bucks

[rancid shore]

portugal

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

Remember portugal can into balkans

And larger slavic area

[rancid shore]

what