general-chat

[rain pilot]

Damn

[long sigil]

dooooooooooooooooog

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106798485384220775/1459461196724961384/icon_4.gif

[lime beacon]

Man is being attacked by wild dogs irl

[rain pilot]

I said far worse lad

[long sigil]

good

[lime beacon]

Call animal control

[rain pilot]

I need a gamer wife

[astral basin]

You saying this is funny to me

[long sigil]

heh

same

[dire kayak]

hisssss

[bright rover]

how is psyker not doing at 100 peril

[ember nimbus]

I need a weapon

[long sigil]

wait acctually?

i dont want seak love

i want more money

[little marten]

DAAAAAAHNALLDD

[rain pilot]

I want love to make someone else smile

[long sigil]

like fly hand rub pose jew

[bright rover]

you are minjun you can figure it out

[ember nimbus]

i want to finish that fight

[long sigil]

you know what i am say?

[lime beacon]

This man talks like every Korean friend I’ve ever had

[rain pilot]

Be careful with the jew jokes

[long sigil]

i am korean

wait its racism too?

[rain pilot]

Perception is reality

[astral basin]

RAAAAAAHNAALDD

[long sigil]

ignore this asian monkey say

monkey is me

[little marten]

That’s not my name

Wish it was tho

But it’s also funny

[astral basin]

I had a discord desync make it your name

So thats what it is to me now

[little marten]

It’s the name I’m hoping to go by in my 40’s

[astral basin]

Lmao

[long sigil]

wow

[little marten]

It’s a soft launch

[somber stream]

Time to have ramen and rice ball for dinner now Bart

[astral basin]

Ronnie, ron, or joe (rogan)?

[long sigil]

yeah its true

[fallen tree]

ronaldu

[little marten]

Ron is like peak old man name like grizzled

[long sigil]

here time is 7:09pm

[little marten]

Don is pretty good too but too flashy for me

[ember nimbus]

what about DICK

[astral basin]

Donnie

[little marten]

Based

[ember nimbus]

you can go for Richie

[sweet trail]

My comfortslop is 2018 steamed ham edits

[ember nimbus]

Richard

[somber stream]

Also fret not, love will come for you, sooner or later. You literally can not escape it

[ember nimbus]

Rickie

[astral basin]

Thats the nickname for Richard

[ember nimbus]

ik

[astral basin]

Ye

[long sigil]

[little marten]

I think post 40 Dick is acceptable

I wouldn’t call a 19 year old mate dick lol

[somber stream]

What's with the sudden dickpost

[astral basin]

Dicky

[ember nimbus]

why not its hilarious

[little marten]

(I don’t have 19 year old friends)

[astral basin]

Total ball destruction, licht

[little marten]

Just stating that for the federal inspectors in the chat

[somber stream]

The fact that he brought it up and then proceed to deny it immediately

[long sigil]

💀

[stuck phoenix]

Bloody hell man can’t you be normal I read this immediately

[long sigil]

normal?

[ember nimbus]

Robert is kinda based too

cause you can use Bobbie

[little marten]

My bad 🙏

[astral basin]

Rob

[somber stream]

Bobbie? I've only ever heard Robbie

[ember nimbus]

my first name doesnt lend itself to being shortened 😔

[little marten]

Licht did u get into deadlock much

[ember nimbus]

Bob is the shortened form of Robert

[rain pilot]

I have Joe

[somber stream]

No i was doing a Resident evil marathon

[sweet trail]

Woaw I didnt know you liked older men

[rain pilot]

For Joseph

[long sigil]

what is joe

ah

[astral basin]

Bob is indeed a Robert name

Joe? John i think?

[somber stream]

Same goes for Beth in Elizabeth huh?

[ember nimbus]

must be

[rain pilot]

Dude it's right about you

Above

[ember nimbus]

either that or its short for Bethlehem

[rain pilot]

Brain work

[zenith pollen]

I need to finish the first one one day

[astral basin]

I didn’t see it

[amber delta]

it's Joever

[astral basin]

Im on mobile

[long sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-over-over-it's-gif-3551756699416095564

[sweet trail]

No... it's jo-ever...

[rain pilot]

Same. Your move

[astral basin]

I see 5 messages mac while my board is up

[somber stream]

I'll play it once a remake drop lol

[astral basin]

And half the time im looking at the board as i type

[rain pilot]

You look?

[astral basin]

Roughly

[rain pilot]

Same

[ember nimbus]

who else typing blind

[rain pilot]

Does drunk count?

[somber stream]

Same lol

Drunk blind typing

[long sigil]

drunk good

[astral basin]

I have drink.
I have not drunk

[zenith pollen]

Why

[astral basin]

The scotch has been waiting for a hot minute

[rain pilot]

I need 8 beers before a good buzz starts

[fallen tree]

im pretty faded. coming down from my stalker gamma grind after 3 weeks, now darktiding again

[little marten]

Oh sweet Silver Fox I watch thee so,
Intently you rummage through winters falling snow,
Why sweet Silver Fox do you continue this chase,
For that which only gets faster with each stride,
We can only stare at the weathering clock face,
So come chase me I will not hide..

• “An Ode to Older Men,” Nurgle Gamer, 2026

[long sigil]

burbern?

whuskey good

whiskey

and rum

[ember nimbus]

what faction did you play?

[rain pilot]

Sapporo beer

Very nice

[astral basin]

I have liquor
Not bread in a can

[long sigil]

ahh japan beer

but i want try german beer

there beer is nice

[ember nimbus]

real and true

[fallen tree]

just loner, its my first run thru gamma. im not sure what im gonna run next tbh, but im gonna do it the moment i finish my first run

[long sigil]

japan beer good too

[rain pilot]

Liquid bread is lower proof beer with more nutrients in it

[ember nimbus]

try either duty or freedom next

youll have a lot more enemies that way

[astral basin]

Scotch whisky
Chivas regal
For now.

[long sigil]

scotch good?

[fallen tree]

thats what i was thinking

[sweet trail]

This is very sweet thank you asmongold

[ember nimbus]

mercs can be a lot of fun, but be prepared to fight almost anyone you meet

[astral basin]

Its. Eh. What i have requires something to be thrown on it
Ginger ale
Otherwise its decent

[long sigil]

sad

[marsh iris]

ginger ale yum

[rain pilot]

I had the worst whiskey ever

I meam

The worst

[long sigil]

what whiskey

[fallen tree]

i usually no compnion and fight all gun fights i can. maybe ill test the waters and see what i prefer

[long sigil]

jack daniel honey whiskey?

[astral basin]

Its a scotch-whisky
I was sorta upset when i realized it wasn’t full scotch

[rain pilot]

Maple flavoured whiskey that was aged in a maple wood casket

[long sigil]

eww

[rain pilot]

So you can imagine

[fallen tree]

i played on an easier difficulty, so im gonna ramp that up too

[rain pilot]

The overwhelming taste of maple

[astral basin]

Maple

[somber stream]

I'm not a fan of fixed camera angle

[rain pilot]

Was only good for adding a sweet shot to my lagers

Beer with a shot of whiskey

[dire kayak]

[ember nimbus]

fuck loot progression btw, its needless grind and pain

[rain pilot]

Tasty german mix drink

[long sigil]

That's not whiskey, it's liqueur💀

[rain pilot]

Nope it was definitely whiskey

[lilac crag]

I sent u something

[rain pilot]

Sadly

[fallen tree]

its easier now that i know the whole gameplay loop... but i agree, its a mod for a reason, i guess

[long sigil]

[rain pilot]

Wine where I live is great at least

Ontario, Canada

[long sigil]

cool

[zenith pollen]

I tried jack daniels and coca cola in a can once and it was DISGUSTING

[rain pilot]

I had chocolate beer before

[ember nimbus]

the mod that spawned gamma and a lot of other gameplay mods used to be called misery

its called misery for a reason

[rain pilot]

Somehow it wasn't that bad

[fallen tree]

its gross. but it gets you there

[rain pilot]

Gin

My beloved

[fallen tree]

ill be looking at other mods for sure

[ember nimbus]

gamma is peak

dont

as much as i like to shit on some gameplay decisions

[fallen tree]

[ember nimbus]

it is THE best modpack for stalker EVER

[ember nimbus]

theres no competition

priboys story was cool

[rain pilot]

I mentally decided not to try to reach for searching builds for Darktide

[fallen tree]

the potential reruns you can do make it seem worthwhile 100%

[rain pilot]

The fun of darktide for me is tweaking my build each match until I no longer touch it

Making another

[ember nimbus]

when i first played stalker soc back then

this is what i was envisioning

[amber delta]

I played misery it was dope

[ember nimbus]

peak freeplay

[amber delta]

if awfully unbalanced

[ember nimbus]

misery was good for its time

[rain pilot]

Saints Row 2

Good game

[ember nimbus]

paved the way for immersive surival gameplay

[rain pilot]

Get the gentlemen of the row mod

[delicate vapor]

[rain pilot]

Fixes the game

It's broken af

[fallen tree]

its been great, just wondering how i tweak the settings for a new run to make it harder at this point

[ember nimbus]

crank up all gameplay difficulty except loot progression

[fallen tree]

without it being too hard

[ember nimbus]

hardcore ai aim

then play azazel for a while

[rain pilot]

Is there any gamers that play GTFO in here?

[zenith pollen]

Gladly i throw the entire can away after few sips

[ember nimbus]

unfortunately my friends stopped playing soon after it came out

[fallen tree]

ill take it

[ember nimbus]

it looked really interesting tho

i might try the outlast trials, it looks kinda similar

[zenith pollen]

Go back in time a year ago and dig it out of the trash

[dire kayak]

remember

[fallen tree]

seeya soon

[dire kayak]

death by falling is an ignoble end

[zenith pollen]

In my life i only drinked half a beer and those few sips of that disgusting jack daniels in a can

[rain pilot]

Idk what hell I would personally want to be in

GTFO or the outlast universe

[ember nimbus]

outlast doesnt seem too obnoxiously horrid

if you arent stuck in some psych ward or clinical trial

im taking outlast

[rain pilot]

Good choice btw

The other option is far worse

Now I want to re-download GTFO and try to find someone to play with

[zenith pollen]

I play it you can ask my anything about it

[ember nimbus]

i need to finish like 3 more missions on ready or not

then im finally done with that game

then its only stray left and my backlog is cleared

[rain pilot]

I want to stream some Trepang² gameplay now

[ember nimbus]

fuck i need to play that too still

i only finished the demo

[rain pilot]

I beat the game

[ember nimbus]

is it worth the 20$?

[rain pilot]

Should have been 50

It's a short game yes but the true end game is trying to beat the missions you did before on harder and harder difficulties

The story is short but there is enough challenge you keepwanting more

And a survival mode too with also different difficulties

You know what I am saying?

[ember nimbus]

i love replayability

might grab it next sale then

[rain pilot]

This game is pure FPS slop into my feel good brain parta

[ember nimbus]

dual wielding spas 12s

its so peak

[rain pilot]

That's meta

I run the single revolver

[zenith pollen]

You should try the binding of isaac then

[rain pilot]

Because if you hold down thw shoot button it burst fires three shots

Like a cowboy

It's awesome

[ember nimbus]

i played the shit out of that of course

[astral basin]

Hm

[ember nimbus]

i was obsessed with synthetikk for a while

[rain pilot]

Mullet Mad Jack

[ember nimbus]

that game is my jam

[rain pilot]

My boy

[ember nimbus]

who else unstable element maxxing

[rain pilot]

This game slaps

[sweet trail]

What would a wound from a lasgun look like

I know i should ask in lore char but this chat is more active

[ember nimbus]

self cauterizing probably

[rain pilot]

Have you seen a lightsaber before Disney owning star wars stab a guy?

That

[astral basin]

“Autism is very hereditary. Autistic mothers tend to be much more prone to stress and pain during pregnancy. Tylenol is one of the few pain relievers that is safe for pregnancy.”

[sweet trail]

But also penetrating?

[ember nimbus]

it probably shouldnt

if its handheld

itll cook you tho

[lilac crag]

it would leave a gaping ( but cauterized ) hole in where you got shot

[rain pilot]

Year 40k

Stfu

[ember nimbus]

yeah thats fair

we have black hole guns

[rain pilot]

The las gun in lore could shoot through a tank in our era

Not their era

But ours

[ember nimbus]

it just doesnt make logistical sense

[twin flower]

What you mean our era

[ember nimbus]

no handheld weapon should have that much energy

[rain pilot]

Psyker

[ember nimbus]

yeah thats what im saying

its science fantasy

[rain pilot]

Our day and age

[ember nimbus]

not sci fi

[obtuse oak]

ofc it doesnt

[ember nimbus]

or fantasy

[obtuse oak]

40k has only one rule and it's the rule of cool

[twin flower]

why comparing 40k to modern day tho

[rain pilot]

Science fantasy is sci fi

[rain pilot]

It's a reference point

[ember nimbus]

science fiction can be science fantasy

[dire kayak]

which is why i love it

i can make an illuminate space marine

[rain pilot]

Women ❤️

[ember nimbus]

something like plasma or meltaguns is way more interesting to me than lasers tho

probably because we didnt make any of those irl yet

[rain pilot]

Well those guns just delete things

[ember nimbus]

shooting superheated plasma at something is bound to fuck something up for good

[rain pilot]

We have rail guns

[ember nimbus]

also something that would be useless if it was hand held sized

[rain pilot]

Well

Depends

[ember nimbus]

something like shooting plasma is actually feasible

you dont need that much power for it

you can just mix 2 compounds and heat them a little

[rain pilot]

Look in all reality you'd need that battery pack the las gunner enemy in this game has to shoot a railgun once

But do know this

Whatever you shot

Got a hole in it

[ember nimbus]

plasmaguns would be very low range tho

something akin to meltaguns

also very useless in practice

bolters still look very doable at this point

[twin flower]

someone shared a pic of a new rifle the US made and called it a boltgun

id google but i cant remember what it was called

[ember nimbus]

the new barrett does look a lot like one

SRSS

or xm109

[twin flower]

looked kinda chonky as well but idk

[zenith pollen]

Dead island 2 time

The only thing i can complain about in this game is how range of weapons is non existant

[sweet trail]

Two rules, rule of cool and lore? What lore?

Wait thats not A rule

Nvm killing myself

[marsh iris]

does it shoot those 20mm helicopter mg explosive rounds

30mm i mean

[dire kayak]

i got ice cream

[twin flower]

idk it was just a pic , it floated around zealot chat i think if i remmeber right

[dire kayak]

[ember nimbus]

30mm is right

i bet that thing fucking rocks

[marsh iris]

https://www.twz.com/land/one-of-these-futuristic-grenade-launchers-could-succeed-where-the-armys-punisher-failed

ohh grenade rounds

[ember nimbus]

it has airburst too

[marsh iris]

looks kinda cool tho , for cosplaying

[ember nimbus]

that thing must weigh atleast 50 pounds unloaded

[twin flower]

ye it was that

[ember nimbus]

oh nvm lol its like 30

still kinda heavy

[marsh iris]

lmao yeah look at that thick ass barrel

[twin flower]

its a biggun

how many rounds in the mag

[ember nimbus]

another 5 pounds with the big ass laser rangefinger too

like 6 7 tops

[full dawn]

Techmarine tomorrow

[twin flower]

tamarow

[dire kayak]

TECHMARINE TOMORROWWWWW

[marsh iris]

need to thicken up the mag and doublestack those bitches

[marsh iris]

tomaomao

[ember nimbus]

might as well double barrel that shit at that point

[marsh iris]

storm bolter

[full dawn]

4-barrelled spearhead bolt rifle with 75-round drum mag when

[twin flower]

i miss Deathwing

[full dawn]

Offset: breaks your characters arms for the rest of the mission after shooting once

[dire kayak]

im gonna be the first magos biologis

[timber elk]

Oh yeah I saw this a couple years back

At first I wasn’t sure about it but now I really wanna get my hands on it

Than again I’m not really comfortable calling it a “boltgun” it still probably requires a two man team to operate it

I mean than again weapon contracts are a constant thing all the time

[obtuse oak]

it really does look a little like a bolt rifle

[twin flower]

imagine getting shot by one of those

[timber elk]

Shorten the barrel and lose the stock, add iron sights and that goofy scope

Than yeah I suppose you do

Than again I can’t really get behind this god awful tan color

[twin flower]

One I saw was like dark-ish gray

[visual vortex]

Im sure there's different colors

[obtuse oak]

I highly doubt the actual service weapon, should its development come that far, will be tan

[twin flower]

idk where that one guy found the image tho

[visual vortex]

What a beautiful gun

[obtuse oak]

this is a display model for a conference in 2024

[dire kayak]

eaten

[marsh iris]

probably competing with chinese sniper grenade launcher

[visual vortex]

I cannot deny the beauty of the display model

[obtuse oak]

that one is being developed by Barrett* & MARS and is provisionally called the SSRS, Squad Support Rifle System

oh wait no

Barrett

[timber elk]

Well let’s just hope it’s a better project than the punisher project back in 2018

That was such a awful weapon system

[visual vortex]

Billions must buy the army punisher for warhammer cosplay

[obtuse oak]

this is the one FN is working on, PGS-0001

Precision Grenadier System

[twin flower]

Arent new modern day guns just a terrifying thought tho

[timber elk]

Okay now this is a million times better

[visual vortex]

Nah

[dire kayak]

eaten

[timber elk]

Not really

[visual vortex]

Guns have always killed effectively

[marsh iris]

arent grenade rounds arc badly for a scope to be useful

[visual vortex]

Doesnt matter what gun it is

[obtuse oak]

drone warfare is a much more terrifying reality than new types of grenade launchers

[twin flower]

I mean i know but why make more

[visual vortex]

For new enviromenta

[obtuse oak]

the new type of warfare being waged in ukraine is awful

[marsh iris]

20mm buckshot grenade rounds

[visual vortex]

And we have the tech to improve to make certain weaponry more viable in different settings

[obtuse oak]

the frontline is a stretch of land 20km wide that is described as "the killzone"

prowled by drones looking for targets

[ember nimbus]

i think this thing was primarly developed to combat drones

[timber elk]

That and also light vehicles

So realistically speaking this is a good thing to combat

But anyway I would like to change topics if that’s alright with everyone

[visual vortex]

Laser pointer

[visual vortex]

Okay

[ember nimbus]

i had raw pork for breakfast

[timber elk]

…….

[visual vortex]

I woke up

[marsh iris]

german spotted

[ember nimbus]

its a thing in germany

[timber elk]

You uhhh….you should really and probably go to the hospital

[visual vortex]

No

[ember nimbus]

its good

[timber elk]

I don’t care if you’re German, Japanese or English. Go to the fucking hospital

[ember nimbus]

get some white onions on there

[visual vortex]

No no

[ember nimbus]

salt and pepper

[twin flower]

culture shaming

[visual vortex]

It's character building

[quaint moss]

Dr pepper

[twin flower]

but imma be real idk how y'all eat raw meat and still be fine

[marsh iris]

its like german sashimi

[timber elk]

It’s not shaming if I care about their well being!!

[ember nimbus]

this jit never had tartar

[twin flower]

i mean they've been doing it a long time

[visual vortex]

Locking in

[quaint moss]

down it with piss and anything taste good

[twin flower]

lmao

[ember nimbus]

ill do you one better

[timber elk]

I’m from Detroit Michigan of course I haven’t had tartar

[ember nimbus]

ill have some raw egg with my raw beef

[twin flower]

tartar is gross

[drowsy prawn]

seniors from Asia once told me they ate chicken sashimi in their village, and it was fine 🤷

[marsh iris]

what is with raw onions and grilled meats

so fucking good

[timber elk]

How are your seniors not dead vect?

[quaint moss]

like the strips?
kinda like jerky

[visual vortex]

They locked in

[drowsy prawn]

guess the idea is supposed to be if the meat is pure enough any meat can be eaten raw

[ember nimbus]

its fresh ground pork thats also cured

its fine to eat raw

[timber elk]

Oh

[twin flower]

isnt chicken sashimi still kinda cooked tho to an extent

[timber elk]

Than why didn’t you say it was cured!??

[quaint moss]

like beef jerky smh

[ember nimbus]

its still raw bro

[quaint moss]

and ye, have had

[visual vortex]

Probably enough to kill bacteria

[ember nimbus]

even if its cured

[marsh iris]

the worms respected the german culture and left the pigs alone

[quaint moss]

so is jerky 💀

[timber elk]

I know but that means it’s still processing in the edibal path

[somber stream]

Who the fuck eat raw chicken

[timber elk]

I’m just picturing someone just raw eating a pork

[drowsy prawn]

he was pretty adamant on it been RAW

[quaint moss]

smoking is only really done to keep away bugs,

[visual vortex]

Jerky is so good omfg

[marsh iris]

animals

[ember nimbus]

if you buy it on monday you shouldnt eat it wednesday, some people wouldnt even eat it the next day

[twin flower]

japanese peepol

[somber stream]

True!

[quaint moss]

best raw meat

[somber stream]

I call bullshit

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[timber elk]

So I should eat it Sunday?

[visual vortex]

Like the eggs?

Yeah

[ember nimbus]

youll get sick af for sure

its raw pork

that shit is damn near poison

[somber stream]

Raw eggs are fine, if they’re well regulated

[visual vortex]

One japanese chick i know wanted me to visit japan so she could feed me a dish with raw chicken in it

[timber elk]

I’m confused

[drowsy prawn]

pretty sure body builders here chug raw eggs heh

[twin flower]

chicken sashimi

[visual vortex]

And said she'd fight the bacteria out of me

[marsh iris]

i like that japanese raw eggs on hot rice

[timber elk]

“Used to”

[somber stream]

Mett are for same day consumption only

[timber elk]

Nowadays it’s mostly about watching what you eat

[ember nimbus]

next day is fine

[quaint moss]

i made chili

[ember nimbus]

2 days is pushing it

[drowsy prawn]

the guy didn't say "sashimi" directly, but it's the same thing

[somber stream]

I wouldn’t make that dance

[marsh iris]

how i Mett your mother

[drowsy prawn]

raw thin fillet

[twin flower]

chicken sashimi is a thing tho

[ember nimbus]

i never had raw chicken tho

[drowsy prawn]

imagine eating raw chicken grown from the kind of mass facility here, might as well drink bleach

[timber elk]

Ewwwww

Yeah now

I would just self-destruct

[ember nimbus]

imagine just taking a bite out of that chicken while its alive

[twin flower]

but why

[somber stream]

She’s going to lure you into a dark alley and ship you to china

[timber elk]

Um

No

[visual vortex]

Probably

[marsh iris]

shut up chat, having lamb skewer rn

[twin flower]

is that what you do to pigs over there lmao

[ember nimbus]

for the glory of chaos of course

[timber elk]

turns on red lightsaber and jumps at him like yoda

[ember nimbus]

i cast manual breathing

[timber elk]

I cast

Mended butt crack

[visual vortex]

Yum

[somber stream]

I cast ticklish entrails

[timber elk]

I cast itchy eyeballs

[ember nimbus]

i cast weighted tongue

[marsh iris]

i cast itchy urethra

[twin flower]

i cast spontaneous cum-bustions

[somber stream]

I have this daily since my lashes are long by nature

[timber elk]

I cast Cramped thigh

[twin flower]

the spell worked

[ember nimbus]

i cast unclench jaw

[marsh iris]

they flop??

[somber stream]

Into your eyes. Yeah

[timber elk]

I cast arthritis fingers

[marsh iris]

fabulous

[ember nimbus]

im out of spell slots for the day

its 12 am

[timber elk]

I cast nailless fingers

I cast freezing teeth

I cast cramping shoulder blade

I cast spoiled milk in your refrigerator

[marsh iris]

i cast blessed day

[urban valley]

Which one of you bastards cast greater existential dread !?

[fallen tree]

[timber elk]

I cast ČØŠMÏĆ ĦØRŘØŘ

[fallen tree]

Lovecraft takes 67 psychic damage

[urban valley]

...huh. I don't think I get it.

[fallen tree]

you cannot fatholm the extent of lamball's attack

9999

[amber delta]

I cast forever wet socks

[dire kayak]

bites you

[timber elk]

makes random call of duty zombie noises and hits both FS and goober with endless flame of the ancient ones spell

99999 critical

[amber delta]

I roll nat20 on dodge

[timber elk]

Oh shit

Okay hold on

[dire kayak]

i tank it

[timber elk]

rolls a 12

Fuck

Okay you roll

[amber delta]

rolls 67

we vibin

[timber elk]

MOTHERFUCK- gets hit with a critical hit of eternal sovereignty of cringe

Wait I can tank this

rolls critical failure 1 resulting in elemental damage along with the critical hit

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[timber elk]

just evaporates into dust

[thick coyote]

He in fact couldn't tank it

[dire kayak]

i can tank it

[vapid matrix]

Uh

[amber delta]

im just built different

[molten charm]

took me a while to notice this, but is there no voice callout for crusher? y'know, a pretty important enemy that often needs immediate attention?

[amber delta]

there is

[molten charm]

weird, i'm not sure i ever heard it

[amber delta]

voicelines dont play every time but I have heard it for certain

I remember that one because loose cannon vet sounds disgusted when he calls crusher

[molten charm]

did crushers exist at launch? plasma gunners didn't, and that's why they use the regular gunner callouts

[amber delta]

they did

[molten charm]

then idk what the deal is. maybe it does exist and i never noticed somehow

[amber delta]

probably the case

or you are extremely unlucky and it never played for you

which is unlikely but who knows

[long sigil]

hmm

ultrakill update

guess try it

[amber delta]

MK ultra

[visual vortex]

I think that's professional

[amber delta]

nu uh thats my baby loose cannon

I memorise all his voicelines

[visual vortex]

I hate loose cannon

[amber delta]

well fuck you too

[visual vortex]

Not a real voice

[amber delta]

his banter with arbites is top tier

[visual vortex]

I prefer his with cuttthroat

Depending on the voice

[dire kayak]

i love loose cannon

fem loner is funny and fem loose cannon is literally me

[visual vortex]

Both loose cannons are so whiny

And both loners are annoying

Every other voice is fine

[amber delta]

cannon is not whiny, he's just so done with all the shit in life he turns it all into a joke

[molten charm]

my favorite thing about character creation is that the personalities appear in a random order
so all the people who click through without giving a shit don't get the same one

[amber delta]

mood tbh

[low wharf]

Imagine not running male loner

[amber delta]

loners are the worst

worst voicelines with worst voices

[visual vortex]

The loners are like those people that use Adhd as a scapegoat for being the most insufferable fuckers on the planet

[blazing shadow]

a question for melee builds oriented, how do you deal with the amount of damage you get while being grab by bosses?

[amber delta]

if I have to hear another squeaky ahh voiceline about ze bigots of ze imperium im gonna crash out

[visual vortex]

Or about an incomparable mind

[visual vortex]

Also the most overused voice

[low wharf]

Just dodge out of the grab range?

[amber delta]

incomparable mind line is from Seer, he can stay

[visual vortex]

Seer my beloved

[blazing shadow]

yeah that was the question, so you don't melee bosses or what

[molten charm]

sounds like a joke but unfortunately it's the real answer: don't get grabbed

[blazing shadow]

damm, i wish there was a sound or something to know that sht was going to performance a grab attack

[amber delta]

and if you do get grabbed make sure there are no flamers or bursters nearby

[low wharf]

You can, you can avoid the grab like any other attack

[visual vortex]

Use your eyes

[amber delta]

flamer will just fuck you up instantly

[blazing shadow]

cause when a boss grabs me and gunners or snipers shoot me while grabbed they always delete me

[delicate vapor]

[low wharf]

For spawn dodge into it

[visual vortex]

If the chaos spawn is doing a weird lineup and not attacking within like 2 seconds it's about to grab you

[low wharf]

For glubby just dont get puked on

[blazing shadow]

is there any specific signal to know wich attack will grab ?

[visual vortex]

And dont let slug puke on you

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Slug only eats puked on ones

[blazing shadow]

oh, interesting

thanks didn't know that

[low wharf]

Big windup, their left arm

[visual vortex]

Someone played this game with a vore fetish and purposefully lets themself get eaten by the slug

[low wharf]

Every other attack comes out way faster

[visual vortex]

And is a combo

[amber delta]

spawn does a windup with its left arm outstretched, then you dodge right

beast only eats you if you got puked on and are in front of it

[austere sable]

Hey

[amber delta]

mutants are self explanatory

[visual vortex]

Hi

[austere sable]

I'm good wbu

[visual vortex]

Good

[amber delta]

pox hounds are redacted because sometimes they pounce without the audio cue

[austere sable]

Cool. I'm new here lol

[visual vortex]

Welcome to the circus

[austere sable]

Lol tysm

[visual vortex]

I love killing them in the air

It's like using a salt gun on grasshoppers

[marsh iris]

i like to rev attack while they are in the air if im using chain weapons

rev, side dodge, swing

[visual vortex]

Shotgun

Also the bounty hunter says he wants a cybermastiff

But when pounced says that he never did like dogs

[arctic escarp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1475648254996648017/Another_amazing_day_in_my_steamhappy_life.gif

[visual vortex]

She could fly away if she blinks fast enough

[delicate vapor]

ouhhh

[rancid shore]

Sup tiders

[delicate vapor]

these wings r good

[rancid shore]

What wings

[rain pilot]

punch

[amber delta]

chimken wings

[rancid shore]

HORRY SHIET

[delicate vapor]

spicy bbq wings

[rancid shore]

Chimken wimgs?

[delicate vapor]

yes

[amber delta]

[rancid shore]

Awesome

[rain pilot]

A human being would need to flap their arms on average 200 times a second to fly

[amber delta]

AHHH IM GONNA RECAF

[visual vortex]

Nerd

[delicate vapor]

[rancid shore]

No you're not

[amber delta]

yeah but we are talking about eyelashes not arms

checkmate atheist

[rancid shore]

One doesn't simply recaf

[rain pilot]

well it's a good reference point

[delicate vapor]

its a dead center

[marsh iris]

i like mid wings

[rain pilot]

I like mids

[marsh iris]

mids are peaks

[trail bramble]

my eyelashes have as much mass as your arms
checkmate theist

[amber delta]

zamn your lashes sound dummy thicc

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[amber delta]

why do you make those noises

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

catting about

[dire kayak]

mraow :3

[marsh iris]

dont make me stroke you

[abstract junco]

WHAT?????

[marsh iris]

stroke as in pet the cat you freak

[feral vessel]

dororong

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[amber delta]

dorover

[marsh iris]

my ding ding dorong

[feral vessel]

what is a dororong (tm)

Four legged abomination?

[marsh iris]

dorong utan?

[amber delta]

[feral vessel]

..what?

[marsh iris]

Streamers of the ring

[feral vessel]

..what?

Huh?
wuh?

[dire kayak]

mrrrp?

[manic adder]

what's the most efficient way to buy weapons upgrade them and sacrificer them to get a mastery to 20 as fast as possible

[amber delta]

how dare you disrespect lord of the rings like this

wasn't rings of power enough

[feral vessel]

You're better off buying blue weapons from brunt's and using those as sacrifices.

[blazing shadow]

anyone knows a mod to increase the specialist sounds?

[manic adder]

fair. taking time into account. was already looking for a mod to automate it lol

[feral vessel]

Alternatively just play the missions and sacrifice the weapons you get from those, since they're rarely actually good.

[blazing shadow]

i can't notice sometimes the trappers or bombers and i'm not sure how to deal with this

[feral vessel]

log on every hour to bulk buy

[manic adder]

yes but thsi takes time and i have money

[amber delta]

spidey sense is a mod you might want to look into

[feral vessel]

Might be something on the nexus to decrease noise

Also just turning down the music usually helps.

[manic adder]

honeslty i wish you dont have to get every single weapon to 20 this way it is jnow

[blazing shadow]

Thanks i will take a look on that

[manic adder]

i consider that mod borderline cheating. not hearing trappers or bombers is more of a bu g atm

[blazing shadow]

yeah i play wit the music very low but even on that sometimes i miss the sounds....

probably it's because i don't use headphones, i play with the speakers

[amber delta]

well yeah if the bug didnt exist the mod wouldnt be needed

[manic adder]

that is true.

[amber delta]

unless you are hearing impaired, still good accessibility stuff

[blazing shadow]

i mean if there is a bug, i think is somekind neccesary, other thing was that mod who predict the minigames of hacking, that looks more than cheating for me

[manic adder]

yes but obv looking at number of downloads most are not impaired.

it has like 50k downloads

[manic adder]

if you think about it

xD

well maybe impaired i cant say all 50k are not impaired.. but most likely not all of them in hearing or seeing

[blazing shadow]

it feels a little bit frustrating to have some specialist sounds bugged while fatshark increase horde numbers each update, fix your house first

[lilac crag]

there's also the issue that disablers compete with eachother for audio priority

you won't hear a trapper loudly if there's like a dog or a poxburster

[blazing shadow]

yep i just experienced this a few moments ago on havoc, very frustrating ending for a 30 mins missions

[dawn warren]

That and crushers you sometimes barely hear at all

The number of times I ate an overhead I never heard from the back is embarassing

[manic adder]

would require them admitting it first.

[amber delta]

darktide 🤝 helldivers
horrible audio priority

[lilac crag]

evil sticker of doom

[dawn warren]

wholesome arbites be like

[lilac crag]

I feel this btw

they have 2 or 3 sounds when they overhead

as well as 2 animations

and it's a stupid gamble

if you get the slow chop and loud sound

[marsh iris]

i didnt mean it sorry btw im just goofing

[lilac crag]

or the quick chop and quiet sound

[lilac crag]

we should kill you for this

[dawn warren]

SO THAT'S WHY I KEEP DODGING WRONG SOMETIMES

[quaint moss]

im bored and its cold

[lilac crag]

ya they either swing for the fences or have elden ring telegraphs

you either get COOKED or get COOKING

[marsh iris]

cuddle

[ember nimbus]

type shit

[dawn warren]

I hate those karkers

[marsh iris]

crushers sometimes wear ninja socks

thigh high

[dawn warren]

They're strangely stealthy for something that huge wearing heavy armor

[lilac crag]

their armor should clank everytime they stomp

but like loud

not thump

[dawn warren]

They should sound kinda like maulers when using their axe, something loud

[lilac crag]

yeah true

[fair bridge]

remember chaos warriors

why don't crushers sound like that

[lilac crag]

chaos what

[dawn warren]

Oh yeah chaos warriors, you hear them coming

[lilac crag]

I don't know what that is sorrgy

[fair bridge]

you never played vt2.......…

wtf.......

[lilac crag]

console vt2 fucking sucks that's why

[winged oasis]

what is the use of the 2nd mark stub revolver

[lilac crag]

I'm gonna play it when I get a pc

[winged oasis]

is it still a contender for auric

[lilac crag]

yeah

[fair bridge]

anything is

[dawn warren]

In verminetide 2 there's mobs called chaos warriors and they're kinda like crushers but their armor make a loud sound and they speak to you menacingly with a distinctly deep voice

[winged oasis]

it fan fires, 5 rounds, loads faster

is it a horde gun???

is it a single target gun???

[dire kayak]

cuddle me

[winged oasis]

it's a mystery to me

[thick coyote]

No

[dawn warren]

I think it's just good at one tapping specials

[thick coyote]

It's a monstrosity killer gun

It has higher boss dps compared to the Zarona Revolver

[winged oasis]

tuff shit tuff shit

idrk if its good for veteran

[marsh iris]

[dawn warren]

Depends on what you're running for melee and your overall build, I think it can work but it might not be the best if you're looking for min maxing

[rain pilot]

"FIIIIIVE BULLETSSSS LEFFFFFT"

[thick coyote]

Picture the scenario where you're running Shock Maul

[quaint moss]

shit

[thick coyote]

Shock Maul unyielding damage is really low

So you run a boss killing ranged

[quaint moss]

maul shock

[thick coyote]

And for some reason you don't want bolter, vraks5 or one of the combat shotguns

Then you pick Agrivolver

And call yourself space cowboy

Wiggle wiggle wah

Bow wow

[ember nimbus]

shock maul and revolver is a great combo

probably my favorite from the non arby weapons

i was running it all along to 30

[quaint moss]

volver is so good

with the switch tree on vet, you can melee and shoot at THE EXACT SAME TIME

[feral vessel]

I do it for the love of the game.

[quaint moss]

quick draw fr

[tired inlet]

really is one of the best things about Victor Saltzpyre's Rapier+Flintlocke

[quaint moss]

add weapon swap speed for the funny

[tired inlet]

it was a great implementation of the Witch Hunter/Inquisitor Playstyle from WarHammer: Age of Reckoning

Witch Hunter was the Imperial rogue class; you'd build up combo points with your rapier/foil and discharge them in execution moves with your pistol

[distant anchor]

Hi do you guys know of any way to farm diamantine

[thick coyote]

Quick play Damnation

[distant anchor]

Okay I'll just do the highest diff I have then ty

[thin wagon]

It's good practice for when you do Aurics.

[dire kayak]

IM GOING INSANE
I NEED TECHMARINE NOWWWWW

[thin wagon]

After much debate amongst my friends I ended up grabbing arbi over hive scum. I am thoroughly enjoying it.

Vibe wise, I just don't dig the cartel theme

I am eager to see what the third class reveals is nonetheless

[frail cipher]

I have both and although arbi is fun, hivescum is funner imo

A lot faster, more risk and even more reward

I get the thing about the themes tho

[distant anchor]

So daemonhosts are really scary

[thick coyote]

Yeah

Go poke it

[frail cipher]

Judge dredd robocop that melted his body cam is very cool

[thick coyote]

With a short stick

[thin wagon]

Arbites feels like a good blend of veteran and zealot and that just clicks with my playstyle.

Plus that executioner shotgun is NUTS.

[south valve]

Use your torch to see it better

[thin wagon]

DO NOT

[distant anchor]

So

I died

[south valve]

the arbites maul is so insane

[thick coyote]

Within 22 meters as well

[thin wagon]

I am using the Indignatus Crusher rn, it's what I run on Zealot and I feel nearly invincible

[frail cipher]

That's fair

Maul and shield is also good

Surprisingly effective against crushers

[south valve]

I like the crowd control vibe of the arbites

with how basically every weapon can stun

[thin wagon]

I run both the blessing on the weapon that makes them receive more damage on stagger as well as a perk for Arbi that does the same. Anytime I stagger an enemy with my crusher, they take like 30% increased damage from my team

It's dope

[south valve]

You can also pet the robo dog

10/10

[frail cipher]

He's definitely more of a team player kind of class

With hivescum you just shoot up drugs and get 200% cleaving and then die from a single mauler overhead

[thin wagon]

My favorite team comp is 1 Arbi 3 Hive Scum.

The whole mission is a minigame, "catch the criminals" as you woefully try to keep up

[south valve]

1 police officer escorting some fugitives

[dawn warren]

It's so true it hurts

[tired inlet]

other hive scum, wearing different colors, refusing to rescue them Judge dodge next time

[dawn warren]

I'm so bad at hive scum I keep dying 😭

[tired inlet]

if you're scummin' and not wearin' my gang colors, we're a team, but we ain't allies.

[thin wagon]

Practice makes perfect

[tired inlet]

gang gang

[distant anchor]

That daemonhodt is the scariest thing I have seen

[dawn warren]

True, you're such a glass cannon tho (which is fine it's the fantasy of the class, i'm just bad at it)

[tired inlet]

and it's for a minor demon like a plaguebearer

[thin wagon]

Need an Ogryn or a Zealot with little self preservation.

[tired inlet]

you should see the big ones

SpaceMarine II has a mission against a demonhost for a Greater Daemon; it stands several stories tall.

[dawn warren]

Dancing with a daemonhost as a zealot is funny

[frail cipher]

You have to play like a cod sweatlord and just dodge lik crazy

[distant anchor]

I do not like that

[frail cipher]

Hivescum is a mosquito with a knife por a probe

[south valve]

If you take the big shield with ogryn you can completely tank it

[dawn warren]

And then you eat a silent overhead

[frail cipher]

The hivescum gameplay loop

[tired inlet]

everyone eats a silent overhead; crushers be wearin' purple ork boots sometimes

[distant anchor]

Whaaaay

[tired inlet]

and they will have a full 6-8 crusher patrol sneak in from some back door you don't even hear open

looney-tunes sneaky music

giggling at one shushes the others and lines up the overhead

a few practice swings

also bring us nurgling units that act as the L4D2 jockeys

they climb on you and take over movement and wrangle you into a trapper so the flamer can burn you alive.

[distant anchor]

Ok so don't point the light at them or go near them or breathe near them

Got it

[tired inlet]

their hurtbox is like Blue Mary in King of Fighters 2002

[dawn warren]

If you try to not think about them do they stop existing ?

[distant anchor]

Kinda!!!

I still hear whispering though

[round mica]

"opera gx is malware!!!! It sells your data and-"
Idc
"b-b-but... chinese mal-"
Glory to the CCP

[thick coyote]

Don't point your light at them within 22 meters

You're (supposedly) safe with flashing then at 23 meters

But why are you flashing the mentally ill girl

[distant anchor]

I genuinely would be better off trying to fist fight a bear than making that abomination mad

[fiery wave]

A psyker can also just block dodge for ages. My AFK in a corner using only vent to well, vent record is around 6 minutes. Actually dodging will have it be longer.

[distant anchor]

Whaaa

[fiery wave]

Just hold block.

KD with funni build gets you 2% peril every 4 attacks by the DH.

Less when all the - peril is active.

[long sigil]

huh

[dire kayak]

based lynx

[long sigil]

ultrakill new layer is eye painful

[normal linden]

Okay, may be I have brain tumor or something, but I'm almost sure Chain Axe was guaranteed to stagger Crushers with alt attack active before. It doesn't do it now

[long sigil]

yeah it more bad now

[normal linden]

it was bad before, now it's useless

[dire kayak]

bites you (softly)

[long sigil]

so true

and light attack open shield

now dont

[dawn warren]

I mean at least with chinese cookies, you kinda know where it's going, with the americans you have no idea who it is sold to (neither do they)

[long sigil]

what?

[round mica]

90% chance of being Israel

[dawn warren]

Well...

[dire kayak]

your cookies are being sold to me

[dawn warren]

:o

What are you doing with it

[dire kayak]

yummy cookies,,,,,

[dire kayak]

eating it

[dawn warren]

Nooo my cookies :(

[round mica]

[limpid vigil]

I have a question abt havoc - if i complete a heresy mealstrom mission i get access to em , and if i do an auric maelstrom i get a boost to clearance 16. So do i have to do the auric maelstrom first or can i complete it after i unlock havoc through heresy mealstrom?

[round mica]

shrinks to molecular level and gets inside your bloodstream to get my cookies back

[limpid vigil]

just to be clearer i never played havoc before

but i did unlock it and idk if i can still get the boost

[south valve]

I wasn't aware heresy malestrom existed tbh

[dire kayak]

AAAAAHDHEJSHHSUFHBDEN

[twilit python]

is it possible to haves someone queue you into a higher difficulty than you have access to? for some reason i have no access to heresy on my level 26 vet from a long time ago and malice is slow and boring

[dawn warren]

Good question, I don't know if you'll get the boost or not.

[south valve]

I think you can do, yes

might be wrong

[thin wagon]

Don't worry. I play practically only Auric Maelstrom and I haven't touched Havoc.

I dont want to disappoint randoms. 😞

[dawn warren]

I'm not (yet) at havoc 40 but if you clear Auric Maelstroms you definitely can try your chance

[thin wagon]

I may try. I do want to see just how nuts a Havoc mission is.

[south valve]

Lower level havocs are very easy actually

it's like 20+ when it starts to ramp up

[molten charm]

i'll try this today because i'm also curious how this works
if i CAN win an auric maelstrom with my vet of course. my other character is at 16 already

[limpid vigil]

Ok ty. If you do pls let me know!

[thin wagon]

That's going to be rough. I did either Damnation or Heresy, whichever is the difficulty under Auric with a level 13 and it was painfully apparent.

[distant anchor]

Well I unlocked damnation

[thin wagon]

🫡

[distant anchor]

I don't think I'm good enough to even try

[thin wagon]

Hotter flames forge stronger steels

[amber delta]

if you good enough for heresy you good enough for damnation

[fiery wave]

It depends on their skill as well. Some will do just fine, not counting taking too long to kill.

[thin wagon]

It's definitely possible, just going to be uphill

[dire kayak]

meow

[dawn warren]

Yeeeaaah more people in havoc

Come

Becomes sweats

[thin wagon]

When my Arbites is lol 30 I shall anoint him in Havoc.

[dawn warren]

The only thing you need in my opinion past 20 is a fully functional build and maxed out weapons as well as curios with good relevant stats. The rest is just skill expression which comes with time

[visual vortex]

I hate havoc

[thin wagon]

I can assure you Havoc feels just about the same towards us.

[dire kayak]

i need to play havoc

[thin wagon]

I'm stuck at work alas

[winged oasis]

what happens to the water in sefoni's tub

[drowsy lynx]

That's what they put in the health stims

[dawn warren]

What water is in the other stims then ?

[limpid vigil]

I do not like what this implies for the ability cooldown stim

[winged oasis]

[limpid vigil]

but i prefer to think of stims as future gatorwine

[clever horizon]

i like havoc

[limpid vigil]

Due to a personal rule i have to play it for the free fashion

i do not want to

[visual vortex]

I playwd it for that and nothing else

[limpid vigil]

How much clearance do you need for the 3 pieces anyway?

of the armor set

[visual vortex]

I think two pieces need just helping someone

[clever horizon]

uh 30 and like 75 games?

[limpid vigil]

cuz i assume you only have to do it on one character

[visual vortex]

And i think one needs a certain clearance of like 23

[clever horizon]

yes

[drowsy lynx]

I'm sure there's plenty of brunt's bathwater to go around

[limpid vigil]

morrows is the red stim

grunt is blue

as for the yellow i do not wish to know what that is

[visual vortex]

Kayex's phlegm

[limpid vigil]

or maybe hadron's spit

[visual vortex]

When he moans into your ear about scanning that's him emptying his phlegm tubes

[drowsy lynx]

Dukane's dip spit cup

[limpid vigil]

do you guys think they have cheese dip or an equivilant in 40k?

[visual vortex]

No because cheese dip is awful

[limpid vigil]

yes however cheese dip nacho's at cinema hit difrent

but that might be cuz im from europe

[tired inlet]

is it a terminal case?

[limpid vigil]

that is to be determined

but most likely

[tired inlet]

well where there's milk, there is cheese.

[limpid vigil]

so do they have milk in 40k?

[tired inlet]

maybe not in the daemonculaba

[limpid vigil]

I assume there are no cows as we understand them

[south valve]

"I diagnose you with French. I'm so sorry"

[limpid vigil]

i still do not know what that is and i know i should not bother trying to learn as to not be traumatised

I usually play warframe and my fav bit of lore is that the main character is so far removed from normal things they do not know what a cow or toaster is

and all this is reminding me of that

[tired inlet]

also Kriegsman

they've got that thing

but yeah, there's agri-worlds and beasts of burden and...y'know.. women and I guess men with active breast tissue and mammary glands

mammals make milk

[acoustic pebble]

I am happy to know the Accordion survives in the 42nd millennium

[tired inlet]

Oh, you got that fem-zealot line with the Arbites huh?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes. Saint Yankovich is canon and noone can argue it