general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[whole glade]

guh

[gloomy tartan]

Did you get shot ?

[whole glade]

perchance

[whole bough]

anyone wanna get some martyr skulls with me

or excise vault 5 second penance

[oak nexus]

❗

im down

ive never hunted for the skulls

[whole glade]

i got koolaid

i have aids

[oak nexus]

guh

is it freak o clock rn or something. Even on the morning star people acting up rn

[oak nexus]

🙂

[whole bough]

i think you can join mid match

wit the friend code or stmh

[oak nexus]

strike team full 😔

[hazy kestrel]

I can help ya with the excise vault one

[delicate vapor]

jackpot

[hazy kestrel]

Congratulations

I think

Do you also need help with that penance?

I already have it, myself.

[gloomy tartan]

I did it

I got the penance done

I’m indefatigable

Hell yeeeee

[astral basin]

Kool-aids

[blazing ibex]

It's so much worse now honestly

Before it wasn't so bad because back then, the people that got to clearance 40, actually had to work to get there.

Not even remotely the same now.

[hazy kestrel]

Yep

[blazing ibex]

I had a clearance 40

[somber stream]

Gabe, where

[hazy kestrel]

I remember the good old days.

[somber stream]

Is my controller

[hazy kestrel]

Of Havoc 1.0

[blazing ibex]

Who didn't even know how to check the terminal to get his cache so we could play

And he kept backing out instead when two of us kept telling him what to do

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, at this rate, even the “True Survivor” title will be meaningless.

Though it already kind of is imo

[blazing ibex]

I was just flabbergasted

Which

All of this just invalidates demotion even more

[hazy kestrel]

Not to mention the servers just saying “No” to a great Havoc run.

[blazing ibex]

It's not like it's actually fulfilling the intended purpose at this point 😭

Just do something about it

[hazy kestrel]

The Obese Megalodon laughed: “No, I don’t think I will.”

New update: 500 more buffs to existing havoc modifiers.

[somber stream]

Oh nice, steam controller switched to 'Coming Soon' status on steam backend

[astral laurel]

Holy shit you guys

Paul from The Beatles looks like Paul from The Wings

[worn quail]

I like to run default reject and default portrait

And then play out of my fucking mind until I almost have a heart attack

[whole glade]

kitchen aids

[astral basin]

Fenrir why are you trying to remove peoples sight?

[worn quail]

wat

what this means

[astral basin]

I poke your thing. Its all white.

All white

[whole glade]

backrooms movies is real

my life is complete

[worn quail]

Imagine being the anon that came up with it

[whole glade]

analog horror is making it

[worn quail]

Like the guy that bought a pizza with 11 bitcoin back in the 2000s

I'd kms

[fleet beacon]

Where am i

[whole glade]

GREYLOCK NEEDS TO BE NEXT

OR IM GOING TO SKIN PEOPLE

[astral basin]

Koz youre a backrooms monstrosity

[worn quail]

Rob has always been one of the original victims of the Youtube algorithm

[whole glade]

yea

[worn quail]

Seriously Strange was one of my background watches wayyyy back in 2013

And WWYPTOTI

[languid hazel]

They should add a Grey Warden as the next class :3

[whole glade]

blood pact

bettah

[visual vortex]

Hhhh

[teal token]

E

[visual vortex]

Hhhhh

[whole glade]

THE E KEY

[languid hazel]

Hhhhh

[whole glade]

YOU PRESS THE E KEY

[visual vortex]

I got a video on youtube called "i think i have a gay stalker."

[teal token]

Hello comrade Olpheist
Hello comrade the local Koz of unknown horror

[whole glade]

HOLA

[visual vortex]

Hhhh

I

[teal token]

Is shattering impact and bleed stacks?

[gloomy tartan]

Wat

[visual vortex]

I think youtube knows something i dont

[gloomy tartan]

Uh…

[teal token]

Hello comrade ChrisTheCadian

[gloomy tartan]

What up

[whole glade]

the sky

[gloomy tartan]

Deez nutz

[whole glade]

or the ground made of flesh in my case

[gloomy tartan]

Deez nutz are up

[whole glade]

not if you sit down

[visual vortex]

https://youtu.be/rQ1YcPt7ek4?si=1VaGMmVrTLaqfVre

Hey peter

This reminds of the time i got a phonecall from a stalker in the middle of midwinter break last year

[somber stream]

Go on a date with your stalker

Tell them, you don't close the lid when flushing

[drowsy prawn]

🤮

[astral basin]

“I lean left while peeing, and i dont wipe any of it up”

I had a bot request me earlier

And i forgot to pi g it

F

Thats the 5th one this week

[teal token]

Is puncture good on boltgun?

[blazing ibex]

Usually a necessity tbh

[teal token]

I see

[blazing ibex]

Oh BoltGUN

I mean

Not as necessary as on pistol

But its nice to have

[teal token]

I was think putting calavances and shattering impact for come cheecky stuff?

[teal token]

The bolt pistol shatter impact deal bleed to surrounding enemies?

[blazing ibex]

Nope.

Only the enemy you hit.

[teal token]

I see

[visual vortex]

Oh my stalker?

Im pretty sure they were 10 years older than me and a dude

[bleak iris]

https://tenor.com/view/starboy-life-or-death-life-or-gif-6859202201637609502

[visual vortex]

And they sounded like they were from california

[bronze wren]

What a bingus

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/penepixula-gif-21050526

[thick coyote]

Floppa

[lean warren]

Do I want to Havoc

or new Ultrakill update

[thick coyote]

35% off

Also holy moly
RE6 75% off

I should buy it

Damn, lots of good games with good discounts

[whole bough]

this was a normal agegap in like the 80s

[visual vortex]

Thats what im sayinnn

[whole bough]

also on the topic

idk why everyone freaks out about like a 3 year age gap

thats normal as hell

[misty trench]

my ex was about 3 years older than me, closer to 4 even iirc

it's w/e, hell if anything they were about as immature as I was if not more so

[whole bough]

yeah like 3 years is not much

could literally be going to the same school at the same time

[twin flower]

my best mates 25

he's dating a 19 year old

[misty trench]

crazy watching people grow into their 30s and still have the mindset of a 20 year old or worse

[whole bough]

a little far but also both adults so

as long as its not a bad relationship

[twin flower]

nah

[whole bough]

like once ur above 18 i dont think agegaps matter at all

[twin flower]

he got an earful from his gf's mum tho

[whole bough]

unless its manipulative or something

[twin flower]

but they aight

[jaunty path]

I know a 29 year old still seeing shit like "beta" and "alpha" male shit.

[misty trench]

age gaps, assuming everyone is an adult, isn't the end of the world unless there's a power dynamic at play and like power dynamics can be a thing regardless of the age gap

[misty trench]

holy brain rot

[whole bough]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

why is the gif named that

[misty trench]

gif names are often random nonsense lol

[whole bough]

when theres no embed they can have entirely different meanings

[twin flower]

bring back embed gen chat rights

[jaunty path]

Yeah its like really sad like holyshit.

Guys need to learn sex isn't going to make their lives better

Like jesus lol.

[twin flower]

kinda sexist but ok

[jaunty path]

Chalking all your issues up to the fact you don't have a girlfriend.

[jaunty path]

Is it?

I'm not making it exclusive to guys women are definitely like this as well.

theyre not hard to find either

well

if you know where to look at least

💀

[misty trench]

now tbf, as someone who does get laid I gotta say it makes getting through the day a lot easier

but yeah like it's not a cure to depression or like a fuckin' self-actualization thing at all

it's kinda like having tim tams, I like having tim tams, I'd feel bad if tim tams were no longer a thing but you get on with it and there's other confectionary to eat y'know

[misty trench]

and yea this is a thing

and it's not a fun time

[bleak iris]

BASED AF

[jaunty path]

I can't imagine how horrible it would be if such personalities ever met

[bleak iris]

you go king

[jaunty path]

cuz a lot of these people aren't prepared for a relationship

[misty trench]

been with one, was horribly destructive

[jaunty path]

[misty trench]

never again lol

[jaunty path]

yeah.

[misty trench]

much happier where I'm at now with my current partner

[bleak iris]

"Current" ????? please provide futher information.

[visual vortex]

Holy goldmine older women 🤤

[misty trench]

the partner I've been with for the last nearly 5 years

I only have the one lmao I'm not doing anything abnormal

I'm a boring monogamous fella

[bleak iris]

currently.

[visual vortex]

AquilaTheHun is not Jojosiwa

[bleak iris]

one day. if they set the mind to overdrive.

[cosmic burrow]

You dont have a harem of women? Weakling loser nit hot enough..... /J

[bleak iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-22052184

[misty trench]

I'm not a sultan

[visual vortex]

This is good

[jaunty path]

is this a muslim joke

[austere thorn]

Late night games are hit or miss

Man

Guys

Am I the asshole

So our ogryn used medi pack right before we where getting a medi station

[visual vortex]

Kill him

[twin flower]

friendly fire in DT when

[austere thorn]

I said next time just give the medi packs to me in chat and dude called me an asshole cause he didn’t know apparently

[visual vortex]

Unless he's new

[misty trench]

more like an ottoman joke but it applies to a lot of different empires yea

[marsh iris]

slowmode when

[austere thorn]

Mechanically dude played like an ogyrn

[visual vortex]

Slowmode only comes on when fatshark did something stupid

[austere thorn]

And by that i mean he got solo killed

By 4 chaff

Full wound

Idk how

But that’s not the point

[visual vortex]

Was he new?

[austere thorn]

We where in auric

[visual vortex]

Skin him alive

[austere thorn]

Like idk

Then dude refused to help rez me

And after all that

I typed gg in chat

And bro said screw me and don’t act like a nice guy now

[visual vortex]

Holy arbites main

[austere thorn]

Btw I said nothing else the entire game

[visual vortex]

It's his fault

By auric i feel like you should know where med stations will be

[austere thorn]

I though I was crazy cause wtf

[austere thorn]

Yeah at least you would’ve done all the maps a few times to recognize

I didn’t rly get on him for it either

Just said hand it over next time and he took it personally

[visual vortex]

I wouldve called him an arbites main

And to go back to playing Elmo's pogostick alphabet game

If you cant manage with a bit of health then

[austere thorn]

lore accurate ogryn IQ

[visual vortex]

Baby's first game

[visual vortex]

I would say more of a child iq

Since he threw a tabtrum over it

[austere thorn]

Idk I legit asking here cause I though I was tripping

[visual vortex]

Nah ur good

Sometimes the people in this game cant tell left from right

You get used to it

[austere thorn]

Haven’t seen worse than this though

I wasn’t exaggerating btw

[visual vortex]

I have

[austere thorn]

Full wound

[visual vortex]

I know

[austere thorn]

Died to 4 remaining chaff

[visual vortex]

Because ive seen worse

Wait

Did his ogryn have a havoc title?

Or an auric one?

[austere thorn]

Idk

I didn’t check

[visual vortex]

Well was it gold?

[austere thorn]

I can’t tell you sry

. No idea

[visual vortex]

Give me his name

I just wanna talk

[austere thorn]

One second

Re opening the game

[visual vortex]

Thank you

You shiuld be able to check from there actually

[austere thorn]

Smasha

That’s the name

[visual vortex]

Can you see the title?

[austere thorn]

No

[visual vortex]

What did he look likev

[austere thorn]

Ogryn

[visual vortex]

Cosmetically

[tulip loom]

So question: any ideas what the next potential class might be? Im personally hoping for a mechanicus inspirrd class

[austere thorn]

Beared

For the border

Eagle wings sides with skull at the button centre

Red medals on the bottom corners

Lv 22 ogryn it seems

[visual vortex]

Level 22 in auric?

Huh

Zygote's first game

[austere thorn]

Fuck if I know

[visual vortex]

Okay if i see him in game i will give him very nice words

[austere thorn]

Don’t go too hard

Don’t wanna get banned

[visual vortex]

Sorry i forgot he's a zygote

[jaunty path]

eat babies

[visual vortex]

Ill give him sweet words

Sweet candy words

[verbal carbon]

anyone up for some low level havoc? im trying to get my clearance up

[whole bough]

ya sure

what class u want

i been doin ogryn

[whole bough]

[gloomy tartan]

A baby beast of nurgle

It has a little shock collar on it

[gloomy tartan]

Havoc in this economy ?

[whole bough]

i NEED dia

i never have any i spend it all

[gloomy tartan]

lol

Just do twins

Get dia from dat

[gloomy tartan]

Do you want help Charlie Murphy ?

[knotty terrace]

great just fucking great

[dire kayak]

i eat it all

[whole bough]

u wanna do excise vault speedrun and skull

[gloomy tartan]

I like skulls

Sure let’s get a martyr skull

[dire kayak]

i remember i played with a guy who used mortis trials to grind resources

[whole bough]

how good is it really

[twin flower]

Do you get alot from Mortis

[gloomy tartan]

Is that the one where we can turn in all the things at once

[whole bough]

i do it a bit but i like mortis

its fun

[dire kayak]

not great

[gloomy tartan]

For a secret ?

[dire kayak]

for resource grinding that is

mortis trials is quite fun

[gloomy tartan]

I remember some mission where if you collect or turn in 3 thigns at once it’s a secret thingy

[whole bough]

i dunno i just know the skull and the get 3 containers in 5 seconds penance

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah that shit

[whole bough]

u might be thinking of twins bells tho

[gloomy tartan]

That

That

That

[whole bough]

yaya

[gloomy tartan]

I did that before

The 3 all fast

[whole bough]

havent yet

[gloomy tartan]

We should then

[whole bough]

could try a 3rd but

[dire kayak]

that penance sounds really hard

[gloomy tartan]

We need a chimp

No it’s easy

Just don’t rush

Do them all same time

When one is done wait till they all are

[whole bough]

its not

[gloomy tartan]

Then we all get in place

It’s just coordination

[whole bough]

it sounds hard until you realize what it is yeah

you just get all containers then insert them fast

[gloomy tartan]

Just don’t rush turn yours in

When you get a container

Wait for us to get ours

Then we all turn them in

[whole bough]

it does kindof read as "get and insert all containers in 5 seconds"

[gloomy tartan]

It’s cuz it’s one at a time so usually ppl rush it and then one in

Nah

It’s dead ass just turn them all in together

[stiff elbow]

Loose cannon defended OJ in court

[gloomy tartan]

I did it before

[stiff elbow]

lowkenuinely

[gloomy tartan]

We have to turn the containers all close to the same time

Within 5 seconds

[whole bough]

also did u send an invite

[gloomy tartan]

No u

Seek me

Bearer seek seek less

Ashen one

Chosen undead

[dire kayak]

hmm

[gloomy tartan]

It’s easy goober

You could be the cool

Do the thing

Get the pants

The traveling 👖

That’s a reference no one will get

[whole bough]

do u want to do it

could use a 3rd

[dire kayak]

sure i could come

[gloomy tartan]

Should we vc ?

[whole bough]

what is your number 🫦

[gloomy tartan]

So we turn it in when we say so

[whole bough]

i just use chat

but we could vc

[dire kayak]

same here

i dont really talk even in vcs

[gloomy tartan]

Just to make sure we do the penance right ?

[whole bough]

im just awkward but also its night

[gloomy tartan]

Otherwise we have to do it again

[whole bough]

i dont mind playin a bunch

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[whole bough]

but we can hop in like

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1030392603029557308

[gloomy tartan]

A-“This could take all night long.”
B- “ I don’t mind…”

[whole bough]

what be your friend number

or send me a request

also ya

[dire kayak]

1325455941

[whole bough]

ya

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all mf hear me

[dire kayak]

ye i can hear you

[whole bough]

i always forget to friend vibe teammates

[somber stream]

I'm not a fan of the power of friendship

[dire kayak]

bites you

[gloomy tartan]

We kicked ass

Took names

[marsh iris]

guys did japan really invented the reuseable toilet paper

[fluid gust]

just use your hand

reusable even moreso than toilet paper

[gloomy tartan]

Took ass and kicked names

[gloomy tartan]

Who invented bidets

Cuz they a lil sus

Ngl

[fluid gust]

you diggin in me

[gloomy tartan]

[somber stream]

Bidet were invented by the French

The first smart toilet was made by an American

Both were popularized by the Japanese

Frankly speaking, smart toilet is the next air fryer when it comes to flexing on social gatherings, but it's actually useful

[long sigil]

i hate smart toilet

it so weird

[somber stream]

Smart toilet hate you bart

[long sigil]

ew

good

[marsh iris]

"frankly" speaking hehe is because you are german

you know like Franks

[long sigil]

german cool

anyway

i saw jew

in korea

[somber stream]

Bart

[long sigil]

it kinda rare exparienxe

[somber stream]

Bart

[long sigil]

what

[somber stream]

Oh okay

[long sigil]

he look weird

i never thinked jew in korea

[somber stream]

Did he had that hairstyle and the hat?

[marsh iris]

jew would think so

[long sigil]

yes

yeeeeees

[somber stream]

lol, the entire package

[long sigil]

sadly

he does not do that fly hand rub pose

he was ride bike

wait

is it racism word?

if is it

i am danger here

[somber stream]

Not really

Stereotype is all

[long sigil]

cool

🏝️

[somber stream]

I heard the Koreans are making their own Animes

[manic adder]

danger?

[long sigil]

really?

i didnt know

[somber stream]

Well, there were attempts anyway

They still rely on the Japanese for their flagship adaptations like

vomit

[long sigil]

try do is cool

[somber stream]

Solo Leveling

[long sigil]

ah

i know that

[somber stream]

Of course you do

[long sigil]

but didnt see

[somber stream]

It's so mid

I read the novel, you know? All the way till the end nearly a decade back

[long sigil]

wow

[twin flower]

Unc

[marsh iris]

yes boy

[somber stream]

Like most Korean show and novel, the idea started off great, then it slowly goes to the shitter later on

[long sigil]

so true

[marsh iris]

Ca$hero?

[long sigil]

huh

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

What's that

[long sigil]

yeah

[marsh iris]

some korean show

[long sigil]

what is it

[manic adder]

chinese anime

[long sigil]

[marsh iris]

the guy get superpowers but he loses money using it

[long sigil]

doooog

[somber stream]

lol

[long sigil]

it so ragebait

fffffffffffffffffffffffff

[somber stream]

Yeah sounds unpleasant to use

[long sigil]

but it ok

[somber stream]

Or watch lol

[long sigil]

racism fun

[manic adder]

this chat is confusing

[long sigil]

nice

[somber stream]

I started watching anime again recently

Picked up this one, goes by 'Gnosia'

Imagine werewolf the game, but anime

[long sigil]

it look like old style art

is it old anime?

[somber stream]

Very recent, actually

[long sigil]

huh

[somber stream]

It's an adaptation from a game with the same name

[long sigil]

old style new anime

cool

[somber stream]

Yeah it's a pleasant watch

[marsh iris]

never played the game

should i watch

i think i saw it briefly on netflix

[somber stream]

Yeah you don't need to play the game to watch the thing

[rain idol]

Once had a lad get me into arcane (to be honest I didn’t like it that much) and then he told me “now you should try the gam-“ “no”

[somber stream]

Smart lad

[dire kayak]

techmarine tomorrow?

[marsh iris]

league of losers?

[long sigil]

league of legend is shit

[drowsy prawn]

you can't say that when you have a korean name

it's illegal

[long sigil]

wtf

[drowsy prawn]

they'll arrest you

[long sigil]

i deleted my riot acount

[drowsy prawn]

you'll be re-educated

[somber stream]

Bart deleted his national ID

[twin flower]

Is League like their national sport now or something

[drowsy prawn]

and then sent North

to Best Korea

[drowsy prawn]

yes, and Starcraft

[long sigil]

But the reason I deleted it was because I said something bad to someone who couldn't play the game and had no manners, so I got banned for 30 days, so I complained to the site, but they banned me for 45 days, so I deleted it.

i said korea word with mom died shit fuck

[twin flower]

heard they even have gaming schools over there now as well

[long sigil]

and other bad word

but shitty game and manner is more bad

[somber stream]

'E-sport' is a business in Asia

[drowsy prawn]

it is HUUUGE

[somber stream]

But not everyone make the cut

[drowsy prawn]

doesn't stop everyone from trying 😏

[somber stream]

Those who failed tend to reduce themselves to NEET

Or so i've heard

[drowsy prawn]

grim

[twin flower]

I mean

if your only life skils was thru gaming

[delicate vapor]

TOMORROW

techmarine shall be mine

[dire kayak]

TECHMARINE TOMORROWWWW

[marsh iris]

techmarine or doro

[long sigil]

both

[twin flower]

techdoro

[long sigil]

[marsh iris]

🤔

[long sigil]

anyway

how is it look

is it ok? or bad

[somber stream]

Looks decent, actually

[long sigil]

it almost completed base things

[somber stream]

Much smoother animation than last time

[long sigil]

if i publish on steam

it would be cool

[somber stream]

Still a long way to go yet

[long sigil]

its true

[lilac crag]

hello chat

[long sigil]

i have to do many thing

sup dog

[somber stream]

Ello Alex

Art style, game direction, script, story telling, world building, animation, balancing, texturing, map design

[lilac crag]

ello licht

[somber stream]

Solo dev is a bitch

[long sigil]

so true

it so pain

[lilac crag]

Sup bart

[long sigil]

yea

sup dog

[zenith pollen]

Unexpected clank sound made me laugh idk why

[long sigil]

that video?

ah parry sound is goofy

gonna change that

[zenith pollen]

Nah the block sound the first one

[long sigil]

ah

[zenith pollen]

It wasnt a parry... I think

[long sigil]

that one goofy too

just for test sound

[zenith pollen]

Yea i get it

You need to hire jesper kyd for music

[long sigil]

but no money

[zenith pollen]

Shit

Also you make your 3d models? Or use the ready ones

[long sigil]

fp arm and arm anime is all i made

and thet grean shit too

other is borrowed

[dire kayak]

oh damnnn

[long sigil]

but i will change other borrow asset with i made asset

[zenith pollen]

I recommand box modelling for optimalization purposes

[long sigil]

yea it would good too

[zenith pollen]

Also for music fl studio

[long sigil]

ah shit

the music

guess learn music too

[zenith pollen]

Yep i had to do the same i also were intrested in game dev

[zenith pollen]

What engine you make the game in?

[long sigil]

unity?

[zenith pollen]

I hate that one

Unity makes happiness go away

[astral basin]

Ugh

Space marine session

[long sigil]

damn

[little marten]

Blerghhh

[long sigil]

but i started with unity

tbh

unity kr translate is fucking shit

[twin flower]

sponk marines

[long sigil]

unreal well translated

[dire kayak]

eaten

neagklsfjn

I NEED TECHMARINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twin flower]

are ypu ok

[long sigil]

i need power axe

[long sigil]

damn fat shark

[astral basin]

Tomorrow

[long sigil]

give me power axe

[astral basin]

We have power axe

[long sigil]

what?

where

[twin flower]

Think he meant in Darktide

[astral basin]

Techy gets
Omnisian axe

Oh

Fair

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[astral basin]

This IS the dt discord

[long sigil]

[twin flower]

sister made some waffles 🧇

[dire kayak]

lucky,,,,

shareeee

[twin flower]

waffles for everybody

[astral basin]

Pancakes are superior

[lilac crag]

[amber delta]

another glorious day to spread fascism to the galaxy

[astral basin]

Damned bots

[twin flower]

if played vet a lot, who should I play as in Vermintide

[nocturne bloom]

It doesnt matter who you played, dwarf is the only answer

[astral basin]

Mrm

Kruber

[amber delta]

skaven

[brave slate]

Fire gilf

[sleek harness]

What

The hell you want

[astral basin]

You apparently

Pucker up

[sleek harness]

I don't want him

I am not gay

[amber delta]

I dont want nothing from you rat

[sleek harness]

Liar

You mentioned my name

[somber stream]

Dont want nothing implies something

[amber delta]

I'm telling machintosk to play skaven

[sleek harness]

You guys know theres only one true skaven in this server

I deserve the whole mame

[astral basin]

Close your eyes and pretend something else is happening

[sleek harness]

Play what

[amber delta]

play skaven

in vermintide

[sleek harness]

Theres no skaven

[amber delta]

[astral basin]

Vs mode is currently pc only

[sleek harness]

I know

But theres no skaven

[astral basin]

I feel lied to

[amber delta]

rats are natural liars

[sleek harness]

You are

Dumbass

[sweet trail]

Hello chat im up early because im in severe pain for no reason

[sleek harness]

Are you trying to be humorous or is it serious

[sweet trail]

No i am being deadass

[sleek harness]

Oh

Where

[sweet trail]

Why would i joke about this bb

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[sweet trail]

Necque

[sleek harness]

I think this will cause more pain on

Part

[dire kayak]

[sweet trail]

Thank you ow

[astral basin]

Crunch

[sleek harness]

Necque what

[sweet trail]

Some grant me a painless mercy i need release from this failing shell

[sweet trail]

Neck

[sleek harness]

Why did you called it necque

[marsh iris]

Neqoise

[twin flower]

Nesquik

[zenith pollen]

Old age?

[sweet trail]

No im 20 /srs

[amber delta]

being in severe pain is no time to be chatting on discord

[sweet trail]

I think its poor posture

[astral basin]

You never woke up sore, scrake?

[sweet trail]

What elsw am i suppoaed to so

[amber delta]

young age old body

[marsh iris]

discord is the new WebMD

[zenith pollen]

No i never woke up with severe pain before

[amber delta]

@grok I am 20yo and have have severe pain what do I do

[sweet trail]

No im not asking i am begging please someone order a drone strike

[twin flower]

on who

and why

[sweet trail]

Me

[zenith pollen]

Shrimp posture?

[twin flower]

[sweet trail]

BIIIIGGEST missile you have so i die instantly

[somber stream]

Darktide discord general chat is the best place to express your political concerns and your preference in pancake type

[twin flower]

you in a bit

[marsh iris]

ultimate gaming posture

[marsh iris]

and milks

[zenith pollen]

So you are old

[sweet trail]

Unironically bc i have a vewy bad chair. Like I've been playing drg in one of those novelty chairs that are not meant to be sat on

You know the one

[somber stream]

Rat milk

[sweet trail]

Silence mayfly

[twin flower]

🥛

[zenith pollen]

I have no idea what a novelty chair is never heard of it

[amber delta]

so how do you guys feel with the knowledge that we are being ruled over by a cult of satanic pdfs

[somber stream]

What's the story behind the udder emoji in the official darktide discord server

[sweet trail]

You say that like they have convictions at all but they dont

[zenith pollen]

One more year and i will become old myself

[marsh iris]

something about the talent tree, dev say we can focus on the teats of the tree or generalize the top side like udder

[sweet trail]

Rich people literally just get off on making people suffer and desecrating everything that is innocent and pure bc they know they can get away with it

They havent made a pact with satan they do not care enough

They are nihilists

[somber stream]

Very uncommon to relate your talent tree to an udder, even more so for said thing to be in the official community server

[zenith pollen]

I never woke up sore or in pain before BUT if i snezze or caugh too hard my back hurts

[somber stream]

Exercise

[sweet trail]

Its one of those fucking

Grandma chairs or something

[zenith pollen]

Who?

[somber stream]

You lot

[delicate vapor]

Parking lot?

[amber delta]

hit the gym nerds

[delicate vapor]

😭

[sweet trail]

Not the one your grandma actually SITS in the one she has in her house that people only sit in when all the others are taken

[amber delta]

[zenith pollen]

I dont see the need of me going to gym

[somber stream]

No need for gym, just jog every other day and you're set lol

[sweet trail]

Just a fucking uncomfortable wicker chair because its literally the only one I had

[marsh iris]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/dev-blog-class-overhaul/82971

maybe its just swedish mindset

[zenith pollen]

I had a wooden kitchen chair for all those years but it snaped in half cuz im dummy thicc

[somber stream]

I see

[sweet trail]

Drg is danish

Darktide/vermintide are swedish

Helldivers is also swedish

Do u think that the scandinavians are trying to poison the AMERICAN youths mind with commie propaganda

[sleek harness]

Fatty

[sweet trail]

How the fuck

Did you like

[sleek harness]

Thank god they aren't french

[sweet trail]

Jump on it???

[zenith pollen]

I walk up and down on stairs multiple times a day and i run not jog its enough for me

[marsh iris]

E33

game awards

winners

[sleek harness]

Well maybe she used one of thoses plastic chairs for kids

I don't know

[sweet trail]

Theyre SOCIALISTS (< dont know what that word means but it sounds scary)

[somber stream]

If your BMI is involved then i'm afraid it's not enough lol

[sleek harness]

It means communist

[zenith pollen]

No it just broke apart one day and i got a second chair exacly the same and it snaped in few days

[sleek harness]

Fatty

[amber delta]

I love punching commies

[sweet trail]

A sign from god

[zenith pollen]

I have the same weight and height for 3 years now

[sweet trail]

Why

[marsh iris]

full-on capitalism people

[somber stream]

Okay but are you overweight

[amber delta]

they are evil

[zenith pollen]

Yeah a friend of mine gave me his old office chair and its so good

[sweet trail]

How so

[zenith pollen]

Slightly

[sleek harness]

Because they were led by evil guy

[sweet trail]

Who is that???

Omg the plot thinkens I'm learning so much

[sleek harness]

Ciphas you already know who

[amber delta]

they enslaved my country and persecuted my people

[zenith pollen]

A good day to be atheist

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

something terrible is coming

[amber delta]

[sleek harness]

Atheism god

[sweet trail]

Did commmunists in general do this or did a self proclaimed communist state mismanage resources oomfers

[sleek harness]

Obviously

[somber stream]

Can we all agree rolled pancake is the best

[sleek harness]

Hello pysker

I mean

Alexander

[zenith pollen]

The only god i approve is dr pepper

[sleek harness]

Who

[sweet trail]

No i dont i wanta know

[lilac crag]

hi skaven

[amber delta]

communists in general

[lilac crag]

I need to go to the hospital today

[sleek harness]

Anyways yeah something bad is about to happen

[sweet trail]

Bro thats crazy i cant believe they have a hivemind

[sleek harness]

Why?

[somber stream]

Are they sticking something way up there, Alex?

[lilac crag]

I've almost entirely lost feeling in my left arm

[sleek harness]

Which Alex

[sweet trail]

Im about to bite you n give you tetanis

[zenith pollen]

Im quite short tho

[fallen tree]

hospital trips are scary, good luck hope its not bad

[lilac crag]

it's getting annoying because I can't feel my fingers

[sleek harness]

Why

[lilac crag]

my shoulder pops when I move it

my elbow hurts

rahhhh

[sleek harness]

You are the one asking why communism is bad

[somber stream]

You're good then, just make sure not to be a ball or anything similar lol

[sweet trail]

I forgot

[zenith pollen]

Im 75kg and 167 cm im good

[somber stream]

Sounds about right

[long sigil]

me 63 kg 183cm

i am almost bone

[amber delta]

they have a shared ideology

[lilac crag]

do I make coffee before doctor

[somber stream]

Eat more Bart

[amber delta]

hello korea dog

[long sigil]

true

sup dog

[amber delta]

how life

[sweet trail]

Whats wrong with redistributing resources with the common welfare in mind

[long sigil]

same as shit

[fallen tree]

i used to be 60 at 193cm. eat more fr

[long sigil]

wtf

how live

[zenith pollen]

And i have a HUGE appetite and for 3 years now my weight remains unchanged

[somber stream]

Stick bug lol

[fallen tree]

chocolate milkshake

[lilac crag]

oomf that's a very slippery slope I don't think you should slide on it

[sleek harness]

Making everything fair you mean?

[sweet trail]

Ohhhh i like fairs :)

[sleek harness]

I don't

[sweet trail]

Im trollging

[lilac crag]

ur too pretty for that

[sleek harness]

I wanna win more money than losers

[long sigil]

what

[sleek harness]

She's pretty bad at that

[sweet trail]

U heard him

[sleek harness]

I will tell you

[long sigil]

she?

girl is real?

[lilac crag]

LOL

yes bart

[long sigil]

acctually i dont care

[sleek harness]

Girls are real

[amber delta]

bart I will be your girl

[long sigil]

dooooooooooooooooooooooog

[amber delta]

dog girl

yes

[somber stream]

Romance is in the air

Me gusta

[lilac crag]

insane rizz

[sweet trail]

Im bad at being too pretty for that

[lilac crag]

licht let us marry eachother

[sweet trail]

What

[somber stream]

I'm good

[lilac crag]

another day

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[zenith pollen]

You never know who else is a women here i might be one

[sleek harness]

You are too bad at being pretty

[sweet trail]

Are you having a stroke

[long sigil]

💀

[sleek harness]

Who

[sweet trail]

Someone get bbg a stretcher

[somber stream]

My subpar personality will never be enough for you, dear Alex, seek someone better 😔 🤚

[fallen tree]

[lilac crag]

you say that as if you're not a knight irl

shut the fuck up and court me proper

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[lilac crag]

(/j)

[rain pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-drinking-fall-scared-in-a-hurry-gif-12799806

[sleek harness]

Why you keep devolving into thinking that I have problem

[zenith pollen]

Would yall rather be a women working at gamestop or a janitor on a Magic the gathering tournaments?

[long sigil]

you have no problem?

lucky ass

[sleek harness]

Uh

Asexual

[rain pilot]

That's a hard choice

[lilac crag]

non existent

[zenith pollen]

There is no good choice to this one

[sweet trail]

Or a woman in the helldivers general chat

[zenith pollen]

Pheromone maxxing will be crazy in those tourmaments

[long sigil]

i was wondered if was woman

but i realise

it same as shitty life

[somber stream]

Real lol

[lilac crag]

should I have burger or cereal for breakfast

[long sigil]

both

[zenith pollen]

Maks yourself a fatass burger

[somber stream]

Doctor visit? Something light

[rain pilot]

I would do both

[zenith pollen]

Embrace the inner fat fuckin chud

[somber stream]

Definitely not coffee

[lilac crag]

I'm already making coffee

[sweet trail]

God I wish that was me

[somber stream]

Well, don't drink it

[rain pilot]

Do you got spare painkillers in your house?

[sweet trail]

Its fffffacking 5 am in my timezone

[lilac crag]

do you want me to be a zombie

[lilac crag]

no :(

[sweet trail]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE GOD PLEASE

[zenith pollen]

Coffee and ciggarets elite breakfest

[somber stream]

Do you want to hold in the poop while in transit

[long sigil]

elite eat baby

[rain pilot]

I got a nerve condition

[somber stream]

Or while they're poking a needle into your arm

[zenith pollen]

Get your own old timer

[rain pilot]

I can sense storms

[lilac crag]

adapt

I still don't know if burger or cereal vtw

[sweet trail]

Im sorry for being insensitive seiggra i am in ungodly amounts of pain

[lilac crag]

both is not an option

it's either cookie cereal or evil burger

[somber stream]

Just chug a burger

[zenith pollen]

Chesseburger

[sweet trail]

Bro is a psyker

[long sigil]

2k psker

[sweet trail]

Chud burger ☺️

[zenith pollen]

We need to start a gofoundme for ciaphas painkillers

[rain pilot]

I am a schizophrenic that also feels their muscles constantly

[somber stream]

Cue all the things she said

[long sigil]

i want smoke weed

[little marten]

Don’t do it

[amber delta]

it's okay I'm just a shitposter, hope you feel better soon

[long sigil]

nooooooooo

[little marten]

Let me smoke it instead

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[sweet trail]

I have a herniated disk at age 20

[rain pilot]

Feels like my nerves are wiggles like worms between my joints and flesh

[sweet trail]

Yaaay ty

[little marten]

The rhythm of Saturn, ring child

[zenith pollen]

A crusher hit you with an overhead?

[somber stream]

What would it taste like

[long sigil]

macdonald?

[rain pilot]

Disappointment at a cheap price

[somber stream]

A chuddonald

[little marten]

Based

[sweet trail]

Is that a darktide reference???

[little marten]

When will Epstein stop putting babies in the Big Macs?!

[sweet trail]

In the helldivers 2 general chat?????

[rain pilot]

Funny how europe actually started making arrests

[sweet trail]

Like western values

[little marten]

We’ve had andrew painted since day 1 it’s purely performative at this point

[stuck phoenix]

What the fuck are you talking about Nurgle

[sweet trail]

Yayyyy europe

[somber stream]

There's a lot of countries and culture in 'the west' you know

[little marten]

I’ve said too much

[somber stream]

No

You didn't said enough

[stuck phoenix]

Everywhere is west of you go far enough

[somber stream]

Real

[long sigil]

hmm

[rain pilot]

What is the baseline for a successful leader these days or criteria to meet?

Or do we only eat sweet sweet little lies

[little marten]

Also in Europe we target the dregs of the files the patsies while meanwhile ancient bloodline families continue to freely hunt humans in quaint French chateaus

[long sigil]

shit

[somber stream]

Reintroduce the guillotine

[long sigil]

that is epstein

damn epstein

he made my profile picture evil

mf

[little marten]

I actually don’t know because I figured any ‘revolt’ would ultimately corrupt the new leaders anyway

so I wonder if leaders need to adopt the mantle with express knowledge that their actions are more highly scrutinised and they will be EXECUTED if they show any signs of corruption

[rain pilot]

At this point the mods can't stop political talks now since it's fully creeping into our lives

[long sigil]

politic?

[rain pilot]

Just make it so they can't leave the country they run

[rain pilot]

Yes

[little marten]

Break their legs

[somber stream]

Not that simple

But just as a body, a cleanse need to happen every once in a while

[ember nimbus]

can i get a general chicken with rice?

[long sigil]

i never said politic talks lot

yet

if i say

i will die

in here

[little marten]

I wouldn’t say Epstein is political more so it’s fundamental need to know history at this point

[rain pilot]

Everything is not about you sweet summer child

[dire kayak]

[long sigil]

wtf

translater said

you said i am girl

[little marten]

Next time the chat goes to war over mtx costs you can even look towards it for insight into why this is happening

[long sigil]

wtf dog

[ember nimbus]

big shoutout to donald trump for finally showing us the face of the elites

[long sigil]

dooooooooog

[ember nimbus]

it was his own face but fair play

[little marten]

Donald is such a funny name it cracks me up

[long sigil]

Innocent girl?

[somber stream]

Language barriah