general-chat

[dire kayak]

can i come?

cadian can i come?

[gloomy tartan]

You should get her a little guardsman or something

[dire kayak]

[gloomy tartan]

To guard her

[hazy kestrel]

I should

[gloomy tartan]

She’d probably dust it nice

[hazy kestrel]

She probably won’t understand what it is lmao

Love her to bits.

[gloomy tartan]

Just a guardsman homding the line

Grandparents can appreciate tiny neat stuff like miniatures

[hazy kestrel]

Might get her / paint one of those Sisters of Battle. A fine addition to her religious icon collection.

[gloomy tartan]

You could get her a little horse figurine and a kriegsman if you wanna be that guy

Maybie she’d be into orks

[knotty terrace]

guess i'll never understand the ai hate

[gloomy tartan]

I feel like a lot of old people would just see a cadian miniature and just go “oh a tiny Gi Joe neat.”

[sleek harness]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It depends

Defend from what

[dire kayak]

missus

[pine cedar]

Sounds fun

[sleek harness]

No

[pine cedar]

I’m in the chaos trimming hell

[south valve]

It detracts from human effort and passion

and allat

[gloomy tartan]

Hestia said something not bitchy

Wow

I mean she called me a sinner still but she said hope remains

[south valve]

I always thought Hestia was quite nice

[gloomy tartan]

She’s mad at cutthroat for not being filled with the emperors love

She literaly is mad he is hopeless

Calls him lightless one

[hazy kestrel]

As if anyone can be the most devout after their planet was destroyed lmfao.

[gloomy tartan]

Hopeless one

If she heard cuthroat call the emperor a fickle god she would tackle him like a feral dog lmao

[knotty terrace]

Makes sense but I reckon there a beauty in of itself somewhere plus those who are creating a game by themselves I’d assume it help

[gloomy tartan]

He still yells for the emperor in between screaming about cadia though he’s loyal, he just knows you gotta protect your own ass can’t expect the emperor will

[south valve]

Wait she has unique interactions for the different personalities?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

Well, to a degree

[south valve]

That's really cool actually

[gloomy tartan]

She likes some

Hates others

[south valve]

I gotta see what she thinks of some of them

[gloomy tartan]

Same with Melk

[hazy kestrel]

She’s real nice to the zealots, hates the psykers, etc.

[knotty terrace]

Veterans?

[hazy kestrel]

Mixed bag

Depends on the vet I think

[knotty terrace]

Ok let’s be more precise professional veteran

[hazy kestrel]

No idea

Been a Cadian vet enjoyer since the start

[south valve]

Do they like the arbites?

[knotty terrace]

Bitch better

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t think she hates cuthroat but she’s on his ass all the time about being hopeless and pessimistic

[knotty terrace]

I mean my professional veteran has cadia as his background

[gloomy tartan]

She’s rude as hell to cuthroat tho lol

[hazy kestrel]

Just stop being depressed, smh - Hestia, to Cutthroat, probably.

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah she likes professional

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass looks at cuthroat as cadia exploded and says “ what’s wrong with you bro?”

[stoic dust]

Are there any mods that boost performance on amd gpus?

[knotty terrace]

Just wish our characters background story actually came into play in dialog

[gloomy tartan]

Hestia wondering why cuthroat doesn’t feel loved lol

THE EMPEROR LOVES YOU BE HAPPY

[south valve]

"Find new planet, name it Cadia, and job's a good 'un" - Brawler ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

He bitches that they should of gotten reinforcements from new cadia during the trench mission

[knotty terrace]

For example like I said earlier a professional veteran with a cadian background

[south valve]

I'm not sure about any mods, but I've heard that turning off portrait rendering can help with stuff like that?

[knotty terrace]

Should be some unique dialog between the 2

[south valve]

There's also a darktide modding server, you might be able to ask there

[knotty terrace]

I reckon

[hazy kestrel]

Classic Big Man wisdom.

[stoic dust]

I tried most recommendations I could find and it still runs awful

[south valve]

Oh damn :(

[hazy kestrel]

TELL US MORE, PLATO! 🗣️

[south valve]

I'd ask in the modding server

best of luck

[knotty terrace]

Ayyye @south valve is no longer grey

[stoic dust]

I‘ll check it out. Thanks

[south valve]

I have ascended!

[knotty terrace]

Yep now ya a convict

[south valve]

Maybe I should boost the server

pink is usually my colour in most places

[knotty terrace]

@mental creek you gonna say something or you just a scam bot

[south valve]

I got a friend request too

Should probably ignore

they haven't said a word

[knotty terrace]

[split mauve]

you should report it

[knotty terrace]

Already did don don don don @split mauve

[sand monolith]

How bad is the ping if you play ona different regions server. For example i live on east coast usa but if i play on a servee located in europe or asia ?

[dry merlin]

When is next big update?

[shy sandal]

That is hard to tell cause it depends on the region. But i do get around 120 ping on the US East, and 200 ping on US West while playing in LATAM

[shy panther]

when they release it

[dry merlin]

ty

[shy panther]

[sand monolith]

Thank you

[split mauve]

200-250 ping

[sand monolith]

Thank you

[split mauve]

might be around 180 depending on which part of europe

180 is the limit of playable

[timber elk]

Baaaaaaaah

starts eating a taco salad

[oak nexus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/darktide-ogryn-1

[timber elk]

looks up and holds out the large bowl of the taco salad it’s better than nosh

[sand monolith]

Thanks

[nocturne bloom]

The snow here at work is like twice my height lmao

We're getting even more tomorrow

[jaunty path]

Not a lot

[stark bobcat]

east to eu is usually 80-150

[jaunty path]

Cuz ur small

[south valve]

Brutal

[nocturne bloom]

Bruh youre shorter than me hush it

[jaunty path]

You're small :p

In every sense

[nocturne bloom]

Not as unfortunate as you

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all are both short kings ?

[jaunty path]

Im taller

[gloomy tartan]

Damn we got ratlings in darktide already

Who knew

[nocturne bloom]

Youre like 5 foot 5

[jaunty path]

Ur 5'3

[gloomy tartan]

God damn y’all are hobbits

[jaunty path]

Seen u irl

Yea

[nocturne bloom]

Im 5 foot 9

[jaunty path]

I can throw lamia like a basketball

[south valve]

"Very tiny, no? Fit in pocket" - Bodyguard ogryn

[jaunty path]

Lies as usual

[gloomy tartan]

Is that in heels?

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[jaunty path]

On stilts

[nocturne bloom]

It says it on my license

Something you dont have

[gloomy tartan]

Damnnnnnn

[jaunty path]

Lies on ur license

[gloomy tartan]

Lammy said you can’t drive

[jaunty path]

Don't wanna drive tbh

[nocturne bloom]

Too short to reach the pedals

[gloomy tartan]

Damn passanger princess

[jaunty path]

I'll probably run over everyone cuz im bored

[gloomy tartan]

No you’ll just imagine it

[nocturne bloom]

They make extended pedals you know

[jaunty path]

I want a monster truck

[gloomy tartan]

Like when kids ride on bikes infront of your car like assholes doing wheelies and swerving in and out of your lane

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

I honked and sped up a little

Them little shits got out the way fast

It was down hill too

The gall

DONT SWERVE INFRONT OF ME AS I GO DOWNHILL AT NIGHT

[jaunty path]

Bicyclists are the jam of the road

[gloomy tartan]

It was the beach there was so many cars

It was a bunch of littkr fucks

I wish I had a harpoon gun

Then I could keep my personal space

[jaunty path]

Put tusks on the front end of ur car

Accelerate

[gloomy tartan]

Dude

[gloomy tartan]

I would fuckint love some roo bars

Little tusks like the warthog from halo

[jaunty path]

The young yearn to become kebabs

[gloomy tartan]

It would look kinda funny tho

I have a fucking Nissan lmao

Bars and tusks on the front wouel look silly

I allways thought a school-buss monster truck would be funny

[jaunty path]

@nocturne bloom why do I keep thinking ur turkish when ur Hungarian

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all Remmeber misses frizzle ?

[jaunty path]

Is this some psychic non sense

[gloomy tartan]

The magic school buss would go hard as a monster truck

[jaunty path]

Magic school bus- yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Like the monster school buss truck wouel have the eyes lol

Looking around as it crushes stuff under the wheels

The magic school buss could defeat skynet

[nocturne bloom]

Insulting

The best part is my last name is literally an innuendo

[jaunty path]

Why are there boobs in ur banner

[nocturne bloom]

Why aren't there boobs in yours

[abstract junco]

Freak….

[nocturne bloom]

Whaaaat

[south valve]

What exactly is going on in your pfp?

out of curiosity

[spice drift]

is tomorrow shop rota?

[thick coyote]

The day after

Since tomorrow is Wednesday

[spice drift]

true ...my brain is kinda scrambled cause of illness

[south valve]

:(

[knotty terrace]

So this might sound really stupid but I reckon it be awesome if we had like a cool animation for reviving a teammate with a med stimm

[spice drift]

is that even possible?

[knotty terrace]

No but a man can dream

[magic minnow]

Reviving with a stim? Yeah it is

[knotty terrace]

Wait it is?

[magic minnow]

Yes. Use a health stim. Right click, stick em. It's not as fast as if they weren't downed

but it works

[spice drift]

so you use it up and they get healed directly a corruption and stand up

[knotty terrace]

What so you literally just stab ya teammate with a med stimm and they just get up?

[magic minnow]

Yep

[knotty terrace]

No cool animation no nothing?

[magic minnow]

It's the same animation as using your stim on a teammate

[knotty terrace]

Bahhh that’s stupid I reckon be awesome if there was a reviving animation with the med stimm

Example the big man getting stabbed in the arm by a arbitrator with a health stimm than the arbitrator yelling at the ogryn to get up

Something like that I reckon

Or a psyker fumbling with a med stimm to revive a veteran than the veteran snatching the stimm off the psyker and stabbing himself with it instead

Shit like that I reckon would be cool

[tired inlet]

like on Call of Duty or where it's like a fukken.. NARCAN injection or something?

big fuck-off needle sticking through your sternum like Pulp Fiction?

Adrenaline fueled rage like Get him to the Greek?

[knotty terrace]

Something like that

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AagcYMKgvIA

[knotty terrace]

Haven’t played cod before so I can’t make any comment

[gloomy tartan]

🦭

[knotty terrace]

Something like that minus the silliness

[fair bridge]

120hz on a phone goes hard

[tired inlet]

he was smokin' that Jeffrey

Marijuana, Opium, Heroin, Exstacy, Methadone, Clorox, Subutex, Morphine, Peyote, and Angeldust/PCP

[knotty terrace]

Guessing no one else thinks it be cool to have revive animations that involve the med stimm?

[tired inlet]

It's neat, but is it worth the frames, if they're not iframes?

[knotty terrace]

Well there gotta be iframes 100%

[fast parcel]

wait, what is the difference between an elite or a specialist?

i thought all things that appear in the killfeed are specialists

[tired inlet]

specialists are the immobilizers; poxbusters, pox hounds, mutants, flambers, bombers, trappers, snipers

[south valve]

Specials are like the hounds and flamers and stuff

elites are the armoured boys

and gunners

I think?

[tired inlet]

elites are stronger normal scabs/dregs, and ogryns. Gunners, reapers, bulwarks, ragers, maulers, shotgunners

[knotty terrace]

Indeed ragers are classed as elites

[south valve]

Oh damn

I thought they were their own thing

[tired inlet]

nah because they're nothing magical about them; they're cultists, and on a lot of drugs

[knotty terrace]

If it comes in a pack it’s an elite well minus crushers or bulwarks

[south valve]

Fair

[tired inlet]

specialists also can generate corruption

elites don't

[knotty terrace]

fairly sure manic ragers can

[tired inlet]

if you get downed, yeah, but nah.

like pox bombers/flamers use fire, so that takes away your toughness, and sniper snipes, so those are exceptional, but a normal pounce from a hound, a net that goes uncut, pox gas after it depletes toughness, all generate corruption damage

[knotty terrace]

bombers need a nerf to there nade spam

[jaunty path]

You can control it kinda

[tired inlet]

well fire isn't as bad as it used to be; you get a couple of hops before your toughness goes away. It used to be -100% toughness 1 tic

[jaunty path]

sometimes its better to let them throw a nade

killing them can leave it in a non ideal position

[tired inlet]

that's a snap-call and based on when they die

so..yeah..be smart about it

[languid hazel]

Hai Missus!

[nocturne bloom]

Trying to use a counter in monster hunter wilds with a longsword makes me want to jump into a crucible

Idk how tf people do it

[zenith pollen]

Im trying to get into any havoc team but they all reject me

[knotty terrace]

still like to know what people think of this

[gloomy void]

The helldivers server timed me out for saying “Would.” To a picture of an automaton😭

[zenith pollen]

Official server

?

[nocturne bloom]

I mean it is the helldivers server

[gloomy void]

Yeah

It’s moderation has to be the worst on discord

[zenith pollen]

That server must sucks ass then

[nocturne bloom]

Lucky you didn't get perma banned

[gloomy void]

It’s fanart section has bordering soft core porn but saying would is too much. Gotta remember the children they totally care about the safety of

[languid hazel]

I’ve never had issues in the Helldivers discord

[zenith pollen]

Kids in a 18 plus game?

And discord around it?

[tender horizon]

Public discords are 13+

[languid hazel]

Public server

[gloomy void]

Discord TOS. All public servers are 13+

[nocturne bloom]

HD server, tbf, has had a lot of controversy and issues in the past so it isnt surprising they are strict now

[gloomy tartan]

Kids pilot drones for the military

Why wouldn’t they play games they aren’t old enough to

[tender horizon]

I did get banned from that discord tho for saying cocaine and when I was warned for a drug reference I pinged the mod team to ask them what everyone calls the stimm booster

[gloomy void]

Yeah but like issue a warning. It’s the word Would. Like common

[zenith pollen]

And asian kids are the ones who make those drones

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

Which automaton was it

[nocturne bloom]

Eh not entirely

[gloomy tartan]

Be specific

[nocturne bloom]

Its mostly automated

[zenith pollen]

Meta changed?

Damn

[gloomy tartan]

Which one did you say would too

[zenith pollen]

HOLY SHIT LET ME INTO A HAVOC TEAM ALREADY ITS BEEN 10 MINUTES

[nocturne bloom]

Make a team

[gloomy tartan]

Just get better at havoc

Then people will join YOU

Type shit

[zenith pollen]

My rank aint that high to be worth it

[gloomy tartan]

💪🏼 🕶️

[zenith pollen]

Its 14 currently im trying to join the 20-25 ones

[tender horizon]

That might be why you aren't let in tbf

[nocturne bloom]

People will still join for the penances

[gloomy tartan]

14 ain’t horrible

No fr tho just make a team

Ppl will join you

[nocturne bloom]

I farmed low rank ones for my assists

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz they need they havoc fix

[tender horizon]

Same

[strong torrent]

i'd like to request an exterminatus on the guy who ended my deathless auric maelstrom run

4/5

[zenith pollen]

If there was a cross progression i would have 40 next to my name im a peasant now

[tender horizon]

Well, you don't, so

[zenith pollen]

There is a one modifier that makes my head hurt lights out and i would rather play overwatch then that

I cant see SHIT

Thats the only modifier i avoid

FINALLY

I got accepted into a 20 havoc match

[south valve]

Didn't they ban the word 'glazediver'?

[gloomy void]

Yeah a while back

[south valve]

Quite petty

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck lights out

Although lights out on the trench mission would be neat

[knotty terrace]

the fuck is a "glazediver"

[south valve]

Someone who just goes along with whatever the devs add

[ancient violet]

Omg it's the bisexual god Garrus

[knotty terrace]

that doesn't sound so bad just means that they support the devs i guess

[gloomy tartan]

Blind admiration leads to becoming a sycophant

[south valve]

Yeah, glazedivers are usually yes-men

[gloomy void]

Calibrating noises

[gloomy tartan]

You can realize something could be better without hating it

It’s called being objective

I love dark souls and it could be way bettwr

Same with halo

Don’t even play that shit no more

Or cod

[south valve]

The devs made some fucking QUESTIONABLE decisions to that game and some people got really angry whenever they were criticised

[gloomy tartan]

Objective Criticism is good

[ancient violet]

And these where? 🍿

[south valve]

Bed of chaos

[gloomy tartan]

Solaire

Solaire is the best

Best supportive character ever

[south valve]

In every youtube comment section during some particularly controversial times

[gloomy tartan]

Bro is a legit friend

Although if you wanna go ALL THE WAY BACK

[south valve]

Hawkeye Gough is probably my fav character

[ancient violet]

No what are the questionable decisions?

[south valve]

Hawkeye Goat

[gloomy tartan]

None of dark souls would of happened if not for one guy

The guy who gives you the key in dark souls 1

If not for him youd never have done nothing

[knotty terrace]

Not sure if Turian heaven is the same as yours, but if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there... Meet me at the bar. I'm buying.

[south valve]

Oh, I see what you mean. Stuff like every time they nerfed popular weapons, buffed enemies unnecessarily and made warbonds devoid of content

[gloomy void]

“We can reject suicidal orders? Why wasn’t i told?”

[ancient violet]

Interesting, keep going 🍿

[south valve]

Oscar 🐐

[south valve]

One time they added enemies that attack you faster than a human can react to

[ancient violet]

🙂‍↕️ incredible

[south valve]

I'm sure there's more I can't think of rn

Oh yeah, they nerfed pistols and when people complained, they nerfed them even more

Thank you Fatshark for actually caring about the player's fun <3

[south valve]

In patch notes, they said they made a point to say they didn't nerf a gun when in reality they actually did

[ancient violet]

Wow what an analysis

[rancid shore]

Sup

[half sinew]

...am I dizzy or???

[rancid shore]

Maybe

[half sinew]

the character selection screen bobs up and down now??

I thought I was having a stroke

[rancid shore]

I have no clue

[zenith pollen]

We won yippieeee

[rain idol]

it was once a term for those who supported arrowhead when they where not making the greatest of choices back when, but now its a blanket term for those who disagree with you

[south valve]

Oh I wasn't aware it changed

I haven't actually played the game in a few months

[rain idol]

yesterday i got called a glazediver for saying most of helldivers youtube is clickbait slop

[south valve]

Yikes

[manic adder]

so how to fix the terrible fps with a 5600x rftx 3070

im so tired of this

dropping to 50 in hordes no matter what

[south valve]

Shouldn't that be the other way around anyway, considering a lot of the clickbait is "Is Steriliser META?????"

[manic adder]

should i just get bette rpc?

[amber delta]

download more ram

[south valve]

I'm sure there's something you could do to fix it

Have you tried portrait rendering and allat?

[manic adder]

yes surely 32gb isnt enough

[manic adder]

portrait what

[south valve]

There's a setting called portrait rendering. I hear from a lot of people that turning it off can fix performance

[manic adder]

wher eis it? not in normal video settings

[south valve]

Interface maybe?

[manic adder]

ye

thx

this game specifically is just unbelievably unstable for me

[south valve]

I had bad performance before too

I think I verified game files or something like that

[manic adder]

and like when i do auto detect based on hardware it enables fucking ray tracing

what a joke right

if i cant ge tproper fps on medium with dlss

[manic adder]

m8 i have reinstalled many time stoo this has been a problem for a while

[south valve]

Damn

Well, I hope you can fix it

[coarse whale]

Not me who's framerate is capped at 45 😔

[manic adder]

same..

i may cap it at 60 at this point too just to have stability

g sync cant save this fps going everywehere

[manic adder]

maybe the CPU is the problem

[nocturne bloom]

Dt just runs like shit on anything that isnt high end Nvidia cards

[manic adder]

rtx 3070 isnt bad

[nocturne bloom]

Game is one of the reasons I bought a 9070

And I dont really play it too too much anymore

[manic adder]

9070 HUH

GUID: 3f07c202-dff1-46dc-b50b-6d8bd6d2e805
Log File:
Info Type:

[Engine Error]: Access violation (0xc0000005) in build f76af6fe828bc82e28b484b6a3e56794b8f13e76
accessing address 000001EEE0DB9EE8 from 00007FF76699B01D

NOW I GET THIS TOO

[jaunty path]

I recommend posting this on the forum

[manic adder]

it's ram relatted

ill post it

[nocturne bloom]

Mhm, hasnt let me down

I had a 6800 prior to it

[tired steeple]

Buuuurp

[shell goblet]

goob evening warhammerers

[south valve]

Hello

[tired steeple]

Oh hi lacey

[knotty terrace]

why is there a corpse in my corpse starch

[shell goblet]

hello hello !! hru !

[tired steeple]

I’m good

How are you

[hard gorge]

its you horus, you ARE the 40 thousanth warhammer

[shell goblet]

livin the dream :3 just finishing my caffeine and reading some newsss

[shell goblet]

omg yay

[sleek harness]

Ain't no way you already brought a discord custom name

[whole glade]

omg i just realized what the mortifators are

the imperiums version of the predators

[tired steeple]

And the black templars are the imperiums version of the child predators

[whole glade]

true

although helbrect and grimaldus got hella drip

carcharadons and space wolves in sm2 on thursday :3c

[hard gorge]

implanting children with gene seed
it makes sense now

[south valve]

[maiden oyster]

.

[whole glade]

i fucking love the mortifactors

[south valve]

I've never heard of them before

what are they like?

[sleek harness]

The hell you freaks even talking about

[whole glade]

cannibal voodoo loyalist space marines

[south valve]

Oh wow

[whole glade]

like if the night lords were around still

[south valve]

That's certainly unique!

[whole glade]

spac marin

[sleek harness]

Space marines do cannibalism because they actually got a good reason to

They get the memories of who they ate

[whole glade]

well mortis love bones

so they awesome :3c

[hazy kestrel]

I bought Total War: Warhammer 3 and the giant dlc bundle for 1 and 2.

Today is a good day. :)

Also, my new book arrived. :D

[sleek harness]

Is it Grishaverse

[hazy kestrel]

Uh, it’s the Witch Hunter’s Handbook.

[sleek harness]

Lame

[hazy kestrel]

Pretty neat in-universe book I think.

Well, moreso a handbook in this case.

I also tried sushi for the first time today. I finally get it.

It’s so tasty.

[tired steeple]

Is it like how there’s that guardsmen’s primer

[sleek harness]

Magos

[tired steeple]

Mhm

[sleek harness]

Magos

[jaunty path]

i need to touch more books

[sleek harness]

Missus the Destroyer is coming

Hide

[jaunty path]

hi skaven

[sleek harness]

Hello

Monster

The

Missus

[jaunty path]

I think I'm gonna try and finish Scythe sometime.

[sleek harness]

Couldn't forget that part

[jaunty path]

just need to find where I left off

the books concept is actually really interesting, its basically where the world became way too overpopulated after humanity conquered death

and now they need to manually do it, so ppl die permanently

[tired steeple]

I got through lords of silence a fee days ago

Shit was awesome

[jaunty path]

Through a government agents known as scythes

they just kill people

[sleek harness]

Is it elderly massacre

[jaunty path]

with some rules

[jaunty path]

Well.

No

[sleek harness]

Are they dumb

[jaunty path]

they kill women men children

what determines it? idk. I think they kinda pick and choose

[jaunty path]

theyre insane yes.

[sleek harness]

How do you get put on the death list in this world

Do you just

[jaunty path]

a group of them killed a whole plane of people

[sleek harness]

Breathe wrong?

[jaunty path]

Everyone is on the list.

[tired steeple]

I wanna watch The Tithes and Pariah Nexus but Pariah Nexus does the out of universe salamander propaganda

[jaunty path]

except for scythes

[sleek harness]

Yeah but in the immediate death list

[jaunty path]

be unlucky ig

[sleek harness]

They just roll a wheel and pick a random country's state to massacre?

Badass

[jaunty path]

Well

It can be individual

multiple

yadda yadda

they can grant immunity as well

you need to kiss their ring

[sleek harness]

The Elden Ring?

[jaunty path]

ur stupid

[green vector]

the brown ring

[sleek harness]

No

[jaunty path]

ya know what

I think im gonna start over from the very start

well

maybe 100 pages idk

I already know what I need to know

oh yeah

[sleek harness]

100 pages is a small number

[jaunty path]

the government is ran by an AI I think

[sleek harness]

At least it isn't stealing stuff, right?

Just deaths

[jaunty path]

I do not really know

I believe it is called the thunderhead

[misty trench]

me being chased by the archivists as I keep grabbing ancient tomes without gloves on

[south valve]

lol

[jaunty path]

Oh

hold on

[jaunty path]

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Aquila! :)

[jaunty path]

pardon the double ping, something dumb happened lmao

[nocturne bloom]

I honestly misread books as something else

[hazy kestrel]

And everyone else. :)

[jaunty path]

punches you

[nocturne bloom]

Yay

[misty trench]

yo

[elder merlin]

Kill @ember crest, @misty trench

Probably a bot, got a random friend request from them

Mighty suspect, methinks

[nocturne bloom]

KILL THAT MF WITH THE LAKERS JERSEY 🗣️ 🔥

[green vector]

i got one too

bitch ass scammer

[rugged fiber]

BUFF THE OGRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYN

https://tenor.com/view/im-so-jolly-im-in-so-i-love-being-alive-im-in-so-much-joy-boogie2988-gif-6548089194486770403

[jaunty path]

buff your money

[elder merlin]

Buff the techpriest class already, i hear it sucks

[twin flower]

buff the infantry las

[south valve]

Less recoil please

[gloomy void]

Buff me specifically

Pls i’m washed

[misty trench]

oh hey they added me too

[jaunty path]

lamia

why r u a furry

[nocturne bloom]

Honestly it'd be great if it just didnt have recoil

Oh so I say the terraria zoologist is hot ONE TIME and now im a furry?

[jaunty path]

<_<

Yeah.

[nocturne bloom]

Ok bro, keep obsessing over animatronic CLANKERS

Exactly

[arctic escarp]

you literally like snake women

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

How is that furry

[elder merlin]

You know what you must do

[arctic escarp]

furries will vehemently deny theyre a furry man

[south valve]

I don’t think lasers should have recoil anyway

[jaunty path]

furry

[nocturne bloom]

Ok but explain how a snake woman is a furry

[south valve]

Scaley

[jaunty path]

scales

[elder merlin]

They dont know the term, "Scaley"

[knotty terrace]

Personally fat shark needs to add Skitarii as a class to darktide

[elder merlin]

They arent well versed on furry/scaley society

[south valve]

Or any form of admech would be cool

[nocturne bloom]

I know what it is. It still isnt under that category though

[whole bough]

is toughness regen speed good

[knotty terrace]

Heck I’ll even take a ratling that way I can yell rock and stone

[whole bough]

like does it affect all toughness regen

or just coherency regen

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t believe it’s good

It’s whack, iirc

[south valve]

On talents or curios?

[whole bough]

bit of both

[arctic escarp]

furry has grown past just referring to people who likes fur animals with human characteristics, even if the label still implies its only for...furry animals

well look at that

Im getting into the technicalities of furry label 💀

[whole bough]

ive been running it on curio a lot because it kinda feels like it applies on all toughness regen

[south valve]

I think it’s generally considered bad on curios but can be good on talents

[whole bough]

but if its just coherency regen im changing that shit

[south valve]

At least from what I know, which isn’t much

[whole bough]

ok yea just checked

its only coherency regen

i gotta change that shit

[nocturne bloom]

Clearly you're the furry then

W bait

[whole bough]

i have 7 dia 😭

[arctic escarp]

I genuinely dont give a shit if I am labeled that

[nocturne bloom]

Neither do I, I just fail to see how a lamia falls under the furry category

[south valve]

Maybe you’re all furries

[arctic escarp]

I already explained it

[tired steeple]

hello malarkey

[arctic escarp]

on a question that you asked

💀

helo magos

[tired steeple]

holy shit a moth

[whole bough]

me

[whole bough]

everyone is a furry at some point

especially if theyre antifur

antifur is a direct pathway to being a furry

i know because i was one

[tired steeple]

not wanting a hot wolf woman is a lie ngl

[arctic escarp]

Silver

[tired steeple]

I mean I actually prefer deer women

[nocturne bloom]

Lamia are more of a grey area and it depends entirely how its drawn

[south valve]

Guess I just gotta embrace it then

[twin flower]

Did someone say Silver

[whole bough]

whose silver again

mraavel rivels werewolf?

[tired steeple]

deadlock

[twin flower]

Deadlock

[whole bough]

oh ywea

[arctic escarp]

deadcock

[tired steeple]

the lesbian bait

[jaunty path]

farts and leves

[arctic escarp]

bisexual

[twin flower]

lesbian bait?

[tired steeple]

she's not mina or vindicta so I'm not interested

[whole bough]

i wish i was a girl except no uterus

i do NOT want periods

[arctic escarp]

you can in this day and age

[twin flower]

isnt there surgery for that

[whole bough]

yea

i just dont how know like

[twin flower]

unless am wrong

[whole bough]

it will be

and i dont mind weenis

[shell night]

Different

[elder merlin]

Periods definitely do seem like one of the big downsides of being a lady

[whole bough]

cause for me its kinda like

i would rather have like a real real vagayay and not a surgery one

[jaunty path]

You want periods?

[whole bough]

but thats just me

no

everything except the uterus

[marsh iris]

morning cutetiders

[arctic escarp]

<t:1771982971:R>

wth is this new feature

[jaunty path]

Okay so thats a guranteed period cramp every tuesday

[whole bough]

[jaunty path]

<t:1771982971:R>

hm

[tired steeple]

what does this even do

what is the point of this

[whole bough]

no i dont want the part that gives periods

[tired steeple]

oh wait

[whole bough]

i want everything but the period giving parts

[tired steeple]

time zones?

[twin flower]

<t:1771983025:R>

Uhhh

[jaunty path]

Whats that? You want double periods? gotcha.

[marsh iris]

is that the world war 3 timer feature?

[whole bough]

i dont get the joke

or

idk

[twin flower]

Its currently <t:1771983000:t> for me, whats everyone seeing

[whole bough]

does not having a uterus give periods

i thought it was the other way around

[jaunty path]

<t:1771983000:t>

[jaunty path]

Nah more like the irony

[whole bough]

how do you even do that

[tired steeple]

no having one gives them

[jaunty path]

like "nerf psyker pls"

[tired steeple]

flesh is a weakness anyway

[jaunty path]

"500 more buffs to inferno"

[whole bough]

true

i want to be a brain in a jar

[tired steeple]

you can stop bleeding PERMANENTLY by removing your uterus and having it replaced

[whole bough]

my body is the source of all my issues

[tired steeple]

by fuel pumps

[twin flower]

i want to be a corpse inside a mech

[arctic escarp]

Silver has like

predominantly lesbian flag color palette

[tired steeple]

*half-corpse

you're still alive in the dreadnought

even if it's a tomb

[arctic escarp]

despite the character being implied Bi

so yea lesbian bait lol

[whole bough]

some people think being a brain in a jar and unable to do anything would make them go insane

but i think id be pretty chill

[arctic escarp]

ig Celeste can be considered trans bait

[tired steeple]

depends on a lot of things

[whole bough]

i wouldnt have to deal with any body stuff

[arctic escarp]

because Celeste has trans color palette

[twin flower]

huh, wasn't what i first thought when she came out but okay

[tired steeple]

see I call silver lesbian bait cause she's built and specifically designed to attract lesbians

you can smell it

[whole bough]

celeste was already like the trans game

[tired steeple]

you can see it

[whole bough]

i'd smell her

[arctic escarp]

everyone go crazy over the Hot mess tag

when she got released

she really is a mess 💀

self destructive af

[tired steeple]

I prefer mina and vindicta

[twin flower]

I was like oh, werewolf bounty hunter, sick

[tired steeple]

paige is quite lovely too actually

[twin flower]

Mina gang

[arctic escarp]

lowkenuinely I got into the game cuz Lash

[twin flower]

fkin Lash

[tired steeple]

when mina has that sprite where her makeup is running I go kinda feral

[arctic escarp]

Jacob Lash is an asshole.

✨

[whole bough]

as a kid i always wanted to be a werewolf

[twin flower]

Jacob lash needs no teammates

[whole bough]

i was also a kid who roleplayed as a warrior cat

from the book series warrior cats

i didnt even know what furries were until i was like

tween

[tired steeple]

yeah roleplaying warrior cats was a popular past time of uinternet kids

[whole bough]

see but i did it in person with friends

not just online

[tired steeple]

oh yeah

kids also did that

now kids play hide from scary 67 kid

[twin flower]

wats warrior cats

heh, 6 7 kid

[whole bough]

i still dont even understand the 67 meme

[tired steeple]

no one does

warrior cats was a book series about well

cats

they had clans and shit

I didn't read it

but it was super popular in like 2010's internet

[pseudo folio]

hey we beed 1 more person to make it a 4 man team in strike team 1 can anyone join?

their helping me level up by doin auric missions

[twin flower]

[whole bough]

i read a good few of the warrior cats books

i dont remember how many

atleast like 2-3

[pseudo folio]

anyone on rn?

[twin flower]

wat region you in

[south valve]

I think I read the first and second a very long time ago

[elder merlin]

Its basically like the kids version of 69

Funny number

[jaunty path]

is

69 for adults now

[elder merlin]

When was the last time you heard it?

[twin flower]

just now

[whole bough]

ok but stuff like 69 420 360 all mean something

69 sex 420 weed 360 noscope

67 is ????

[marsh iris]

devil numbers or something

40k reference maybe ?!

[hazy kestrel]

Good evening. (Again) :)

[arctic escarp]

It originally comes from a song, in a line referencing a basketballer who is 6'7, while also implying he's going to die and police code for notifying a death is "10-67", but it basically just became a meme among Basketball people until that video of the kid saying 67 and doing the hand gesture spread it viral for some reason. Then it just became a reference to the kid. So the meme itself doesn't mean anything, you just say 67 and do the hand gesture

[gloomy tartan]

So…

shoot people who do the meme?

That’s what your saying?

[gloomy tartan]

Van Helsing would Declaw You.

[abstract junco]

Funny

[elder merlin]

67

[gloomy tartan]

Remember the walk like a Egyptian dance

That old ass dance

That was funnny

[twin flower]

Unc

[marsh iris]

yes son

[abstract junco]

41

[gloomy tartan]

Uncs remember the Sega

[fiery wave]

When you can have cramps that rival nerve pain, yeah...

[gloomy tartan]

When the sega turned on it said its name

SSSSSSSEEEEEEGGGGAAAAAAAAA

it was like a mf skynet turning on

[hazy kestrel]

I remember when I had the Wii console. Good times.

[gloomy tartan]

Periods is the nerf women get

Otherwise they would be OP

[hazy kestrel]

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed was so fun.

[fiery wave]

Not really, the pain makes me wanna rip and tear.

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah but your losing health

It’s chip damage

But still

[fiery wave]

But gaining strength.

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah it’s a buff and debuff

Minor chip damage debuff

Women are not balanced

Busted class

Do not pvp

[gloomy tartan]

Gaining toughness

[hazy kestrel]

So do you get only one or two “Fury” dashes?

You know, I now kinda feel like an ass for making the joke.

Apologies.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like the skull stim

[fiery wave]

Can't feel pain when already in pain.

[gloomy tartan]

You become the doom marine

Doom 3 you play as the bunny 🐰

[marsh iris]

sega genesis yes, i play streets of rage and comix zone and many more

[gloomy tartan]

I played uh

Some shit where you were top down

It was a dungeon crawler

[marsh iris]

gunstar heroes

[gloomy tartan]

Mob waves

Chicken on the floor

You had classes

Some barbarian who threw axes

[marsh iris]

🤔

[gloomy tartan]

A wizard guy who threw lighting

A archer who threw arrows

And I think a knight guy with swords I forget

It was super old lol

Monster sprites rush you

Got keys

I just Remmeber it was me introduced to eating food on the floor

Big chicken legs

Pies

I also played altered beast

[fiery wave]

Vorpal Hell Bunny of Doom.

[gloomy tartan]

The bunny being resurrected lol

I feel bad for doom guy

[fiery wave]

And a thousand times more dangerous than the DoomSlayer.

[gloomy tartan]

His pet bunny and dragon got killed

Like bro

That’s John wick x2

[twin flower]

sum monty python cave rabbit ahh moment

[gloomy tartan]

YOO

Imagine

It bites heads off lmao

That would be funny attack the doom guy sends out daisy and she does that Monty python shit

Man I wish the cyber hound could bite a heretics head off

[fiery wave]

Vorpal bunny.

[gloomy tartan]

Bugs bunny and the doomslayer team up

[hazy kestrel]

Big sad, 45 more minutes until Total War: Warhammer 3 finishes downloading.

The waiting is unbearable

[gloomy tartan]

Space jam 3

[knotty terrace]

well guess i'll never understand why americans ask for tips

[abstract junco]

We aren’t paid enough

Pay ≠ Necessities

[hazy kestrel]

Because they aren’t tax deductible and you can theoretically get unlimited if you’re in a server role.

That too^

[gloomy tartan]

We also crave bartering

[fiery wave]

Ppl aren't paid enough elsewhere as well.

[gloomy tartan]

We crave trading liek in rpgs

[abstract junco]

5 shovels and 1 barrel for 3 sheep and 2 pigs

[gloomy tartan]

Giving money to make ppl like you

[knotty terrace]

lol yeah sorry chap if a large coffee costs like 8 bucks sure as shit aint tipping

[hazy kestrel]

Where is this from lmao

[fair bridge]

i think i stole it from @somber stream

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[abstract junco]

People like you need to be….

[gloomy tartan]

Giving someone gold in oblivion so they like me

[hazy kestrel]

May your road lead you to warm sands.

[lethal solstice]

You don't know smug jug

[hazy kestrel]

Do I want to know smug jug?

[abstract junco]

Major Cuntmaxxing tipminizing an foid

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna need a translator for this.

[knotty terrace]

translation......sorry cannot compute

[gloomy tartan]

I’m imperial so I’m cool

Totally chill

[arctic escarp]

deja vu

[hazy kestrel]

Hast thou been in hither abode previously?

[knotty terrace]

gonna assume its stupidity talk anyways

[blazing ibex]

I'm getting too old for this.

[arctic escarp]

talk proper big dawg

[hazy kestrel]

Also, hello Malarkey.

How are things?

[elder merlin]

Me every second of every day

[abstract junco]

agemaxxing

[gloomy void]

Darktide

[hazy kestrel]

Lighttide

[arctic escarp]

helo

Im uh doing ok

[hazy kestrel]

Fantabulous

[gloomy tartan]

Every day you don’t shit your pants is a good day

[hazy kestrel]

I mean, you’re not incorrect…

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine every bad day you had

It would of been worse if you shit your pants

[gloomy void]

So true

Oh god wait no i feel it coming

[gloomy tartan]

Shitting pants is like double jeopardy

Makes bad day to worst day

Also we have thumbs

Dogs would be so op with thumbs

[knotty terrace]

why is it people are so sensitive

in this server

[whole glade]

me when uh

ummm

fugg i forgot

[gloomy tartan]

Because they haven’t been tenderized

[blazing ibex]

Seniorpilled

[gloomy tartan]

Me when I forget

[elder merlin]

In regards to what?

[whole glade]

uhh

[gloomy tartan]

Deez nuts

[hazy kestrel]

10-4, dinosaur!

[gloomy tartan]

Deez nuts are sensitive 🥜

😢

[knotty terrace]

earlier comment

[gloomy void]

Because i’m self conscious

[hazy kestrel]

Just don’t be self conscious

[whole glade]

I CAST TUNGSTUN BALLSACK!

[elder merlin]

Yo momma

[hazy kestrel]

Tungsten*

You silly goose

[abstract junco]

Seniorpilled agemaxxing, memory-recall minimizing.

[whole glade]

I refuse to age

[knotty terrace]

yeah this weirdo

[whole glade]

i will remain a perfect being

[hazy kestrel]

I already have memory problems. It’s bleak.

I haven’t even had my mid-life crisis yet, smh.

[gloomy tartan]

I cast penuss exploduss

[whole glade]

nooo

MY PEENITS

[blazing ibex]

Don't be mad they're just sixing on your seven my guy

[gloomy tartan]

Testiculus canacus

[gloomy void]

Fanning on his tax

[whole glade]

I had blueberry pie today :3

[gloomy tartan]

Thats cancer to your ballz

[abstract junco]

High cortisol

[blazing ibex]

I had pecan.

I love pecan pie.

[abstract junco]

Hating is bad for mental health

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean?

[gloomy void]

But its fun

[gloomy tartan]

Guys I’m so close

[fiery wave]

Is why I set up alarms and notes.

[gloomy tartan]

2 more mission

Then I do the thing

I’m so close

Penance so close to done

Fucking ALMOST THERE

[whole glade]

bro is bout to penance

[elder merlin]

Every day i lose more of myself

[hazy kestrel]

Just fight the Karnak 2 times on malice and you’re good. That’s a cakewalk.

[blazing ibex]

Personman

[hazy kestrel]

BIG MOOD

[abstract junco]

High cortisol

[blazing ibex]

Suppose that

I had

A havoc 40

[fiery wave]

Isn't that how it is?

[gloomy tartan]

13 out 15

[blazing ibex]

Would you like to play that

Damn

Alright.

[hazy kestrel]

Never again

[gloomy tartan]

I have good luck so far doing quick matches

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

Apologies

[marsh iris]

if tipping is mandatory is it really tipping?

[blazing ibex]

But it'll be with me my guy!

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t have that suffering in me anymore.

[blazing ibex]

Nah I get you though

I just wanna actually play with friends 😭

[whole glade]

the hawk tuah lords

[blazing ibex]

I had someone get toxic with me yesterday because I dared not to run rockets in havoc

In my own lobby lmao

[hazy kestrel]

I would like to run an auric or two. But I have 20 more minutes for TW: Warhammer 3 to finish installing.

[hazy kestrel]

See, it’s things like this that make me not even bother to run Havoc anymore too.

The entitlement of people and meta maxxers is just annoying.

Hope you get less toxic trash though. 🫂

[abstract junco]

Goodnight guys ✌️

[stark bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1475424932262580337/caption-1.gif

zamn

[fiery wave]

Some just want to win. Putting demotions in just leads to ppl only wanting minmaxxed stuff.

[blazing ibex]

I get that.

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, but after a while it’s just exhausting dealing with that type of person.

[fiery wave]

You feel like you get punished for ppl not minmaxxing.

[blazing ibex]

I just don't care for it when you're in my lobby and it's not like I'm actively trying to crash your game.

Woe is me for wanting to use something different apparently.

[hazy kestrel]

Not our fault that the Havoc system is inherently broken. If they have a problem, they can blame the devs for making the deranking system.

And for making Havoc meta hell

[fiery wave]

I know. And the ppl I play with just do whatever anyway because skill matters more for this game than anything.

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but FS ignores the players on that.

[hazy kestrel]

So true

[blazing ibex]

I would just like demotion to be gone or at least not lile

[hazy kestrel]

You couldn’t pay me to try the havoc climb nowadays.

[fiery wave]

Most people just want havoc to not bother with deranks and add havoc lvl selections.

[blazing ibex]

Allow you to demote beyond like

[hazy kestrel]

Never again. Lmao

[blazing ibex]

At most five levels below your current

It's dumb

[fiery wave]

So you can play whatever difficulty.

[knotty terrace]

ok yeah i'll admit im currently burnt out from darktide

[hazy kestrel]

It happens to all of us eventually.

[fiery wave]

Only playing because friends and OCD boxes.

[knotty terrace]

i'm a solo player remember lol

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but burning out for me means I literally cba to play with randos.

[hazy kestrel]

Hooray, Total War: Warhammer 3 is finally done. :)

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

One more mission

Then I get it

My fancy portrait