general-chat

[fair bridge]

i wish the scoreboard mod just looked nicer tbh

[potent bramble]

or be forever bound by forces beyond yourself

[dire kayak]

how does this even remotely relate to having a scoreboard in darktide#

[fair bridge]

all the stats are squashed in together and stuff

[misty trench]

dude can you stop being so melodramatic about a scoreboard

[astral basin]

As i said about sm2
Its. Awful. Breeds degenerates

[potent bramble]

sm2 is not a proper game

discussing it is irrelevant

its a larp simulator which is fine

but its not the same as darktide

[marsh iris]

my marriage need a scoreboard so i can know if im doing better than my wife

[potent bramble]

yeah you already have one

in your heart

[fair bridge]

i cant wait until the revamped chaos wastes so that after another 6 months there are more people like this that come here

[potent bramble]

and so does she

[astral basin]

The chosen one has graced chat
With annoyance at being poked

[potent bramble]

who told you im the chosen one

[dire kayak]

based as hell

[potent bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XigZk5tWtY8

guys this song was made for me

since all creation comes from the creator

[dire kayak]

i think the guy just straight up doesnt know what hes talking about

[potent bramble]

and the creator acknowledges his loyal servants

[potent bramble]

nope

all youve said is ''omg this other game thats totally different is toxic''

[fair bridge]

theyre probably just bored and everyone here was also bored enough to give them attention

it will end soon

[shy sandal]

I stopped paying attention after his 3rd message, what is he writing a mannifesto about?

[misty trench]

idk something to do with scoreboards, I'm only here because someone pinged

[potent bramble]

what do you lose by having a scoreboard

nothing

[astral basin]

i think its just some unaware kid. Ignoring it

[potent bramble]

people who know theyre better are still going to say so if they feel like it

[dire kayak]

he started complaining about scoreboards, then started saying shit like how our souls are corrupted and he knows the truth or whatever?

[potent bramble]

the scoreboard changes nothing

[potent bramble]

yes your soul is corrupted

because youre choosing to support something you know to be false

[fair bridge]

stupid spectrum keeps dying

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-22972770

[potent bramble]

because it pleases you for some reason

some sick twisted reason

[fair bridge]

it's super wimdy outside too.....

[shy sandal]

istg man, some people just have something up their arse and they need to make it everyone else's problem

[fair bridge]

what if tha wind knocks down tha interrnet 😨 😨

[astral basin]

Kid needs to take their cheeto dust streaked brown eye over to reddit

[potent bramble]

wow thats so rude

[misty trench]

ok I'm gonna go back to eating my food, this guy is just rambling and I'd recommend blocking if you cba to read it

[potent bramble]

im simply having a discussion about an important part of the game and you guys are calling me insane and whatever

because..

youre afraid of the truth

[dire kayak]

i know the cyber-mastiff is really important to arbi

[shy sandal]

Boy, he so tuff ✌️ 😭

[potent bramble]

the truth extends beyond the scoreboard

[dire kayak]

but having 2 charges of break the line seems really fun,,,,

[astral basin]

Its not important enough
Games been up for years

[potent bramble]

your kind do this beyond this discussion

[potent bramble]

games been dead for years youre right

there needs to be a scoreboard and a leaderboard

and also custom nameplates based on how good you are

on average

your actively supporting mediocrity

stifling human progress

what happens when the drones are advanced enough to be equivalent to playing a video game

you would have made your nation weaker

[cosmic burrow]

10k players is far from dead

[potent bramble]

enbaled hte destruction of your coutnry

youre literally a traitor

you are in active war against humanity

[shy sandal]

Praise Skibidi

[dire kayak]

i dont think a fun game about slaughtering heretics in the 41st millennium is the main deciding factor in human progress

[potent bramble]

claim to not see

it wont change what will come

[cosmic burrow]

Rule 11

[potent bramble]

neither will it change

[marsh iris]

gonna go watch some stranger things dancing vids

[potent bramble]

your

guilt

[potent bramble]

clamour and cry

scrape your nails

against this inescapable truth

[cosmic burrow]

No

[potent bramble]

yes

continue

[cosmic burrow]

You came here and are breaking the rules you agreed to

[potent bramble]

youre still crying

[quaint moss]

wtf did i walk into

[potent bramble]

@cosmic burrow cry for me

[potent bramble]

beg for mercy against reality

it wont come

[dire kayak]

this guy started complaining about scoreboards, then started saying shit like how our souls are corrupted and he knows the truth or whatever?

[potent bramble]

but your tears will

[fair bridge]

pot nod

[quaint moss]

oh weird bullshit, what fun

[potent bramble]

your anguish against the reality that scoreboards are valid and would benefit the game

[dire kayak]

i just copied that from what i told aquila

because it just sums it up

[shy sandal]

How's your day been?

[potent bramble]

ohhh

i understand it now

you fear a scoreboard to real life too

you fera

accountability

you fear justice

you fear

[quaint moss]

actually really good played helldivers, talked to the wife, went to bed

[potent bramble]

why do you fear that

hmm

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

[potent bramble]

you can be forgiven for your trangressions

just admit they were wrong

put away your pride

and arrogance

allow the scoreboard into your heart

[quaint moss]

cant im gay

[lilac crag]

what is it you know about transgressions?

[quaint moss]

[lilac crag]

do you bear the weight of your actions the same as the guilty?

[potent bramble]

everyone has the same 'weight' to their transgressions

[shy sandal]

You're married? lucky

[lilac crag]

oh but you're wrong there

[cosmic burrow]

I know my reality and it is fixing cement factories

[astral basin]

Man. I forgot how much of a hellhole this other store is

[potent bramble]

nope

[astral basin]

Glad im just filling in

[dire kayak]

alex i think hes just being a chud, its best not to engage

[lilac crag]

hey its funny

[dire kayak]

very true

[astral basin]

These guys. Have muffins tho

[quaint moss]

cement yummers

[dire kayak]

literally me

[somber stream]

When is the store rotation again? This week?

[potent bramble]

so guys what we have learned is that those who reject the undeniable truth of the scoreboard are actually rejecting the idea of a scoreboard to life

[dire kayak]

thursday im pretty sure

[somber stream]

Nice, slop for the slop god

[quaint moss]

wittaly

[dire kayak]

aquilas for the aquila throne

[somber stream]

Also remember to poop on the clock whenever possible

[quaint moss]

delicious slarp

[astral basin]

LICHT

THE SHINING ONE RETURNS

[somber stream]

Yes that would be me

[astral basin]

Nurgle is no longer pink

[quaint moss]

I MAKE A DIME, BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
THATS WHY I POOP ON COMPANY TIME

[lilac crag]

now that you're alive

darktide later?

[somber stream]

Later today? Sure

[astral basin]

@little marten wake yo stinkin ass up n greet the man

[somber stream]

I had that on my calendar actually

22nd Feb

[astral basin]

Ye

[somber stream]

"Alleged Nitro Expiration date"

[quaint moss]

truly a historical event, i see

[somber stream]

Also i heard they're rolling out ID scan for discord next month?

If so then I'll see you lot on Teamspeak or something lol

[astral basin]

They are sort of rolling back that plan

[somber stream]

Hahahahaha

Bitches

[marsh iris]

they will send bots to your DM to fish out some info instead

[astral basin]

Dataminers found that the ai tech they are using is a known info bank company that a lot of groups use

[shy sandal]

Yeah, sort of it got leaked that their partner was 100% going to store info and data on users even when they claimed they weren't gonna do that

[astral basin]

I tbink

[dire kayak]

how do i equip the lone wolf perk on arbi?

[quaint moss]

:v good, cause having my FACIAL DATA to a huge tech company wasnt really on my list of to do things

[dire kayak]

it looks fun and i wanna try

[lilac crag]

make sure you don't have dog shock as your blitz

then grab it from the tree

[marsh iris]

i bet the CEO wants to feed discord IDs to Palantir

[somber stream]

No social network company should ever have the right to your personal ID and facial scan

[astral basin]

Facial data aint shit
Why do you think ids need to be updated regularly?
Things happen. Cosmetics get applied

[marsh iris]

ill give them facial alright

[dire kayak]

i did that but it still wouldnt let me

[lilac crag]

do you have any other dog talents

in your build

[fiery wave]

Is more they can BS you look too young and demand ID.

[dire kayak]

ill check

[somber stream]

Time to install one of those Chinese app to make myself look like a 20 yos asian girl

[quaint moss]

<casigator stance>

[astral basin]

Licht. You have sisters. You dont need an app for that

[lilac crag]

man you pass off as an Asian girl as is

that hair of yours is insane

[fiery wave]

Then the AI says you 14 and I die laughing.

[astral basin]

See

[somber stream]

"Yo sis, can you scan your face real quick, i need to check this nude painting on my discord server"

[astral basin]

Bruh

[somber stream]

Hair from 6 years ago lmao

[lilac crag]

is it still long

[quaint moss]

long time

no see

[somber stream]

Nah i chopped it way back, too hot and heavy

[lilac crag]

GAH

FEMBOY LICHT MUST RETURN

[quaint moss]

[it covers the eyes]

[astral basin]

Get licht to go through brazilian waxing
Toss him to his sisters

[dire kayak]

i struggle to grow my hair but its at least a little long

[astral basin]

Tone down the german, highlight the asian

[somber stream]

The sis did perform some make up on me to do a bit gender bend

[lilac crag]

I used to have handsome hair

now it's work-related

[quaint moss]

ew

big sadge

[somber stream]

You need a net hat for work right>

[fiery wave]

I need pics now. >_>

[somber stream]

60 dollar a pop

[shy sandal]

Why are you guys trying to twinkify licht? 😭

[quaint moss]

shit, just remember i need a haircut

[astral basin]

I need to keep my clean.
Its finally at shoulder length. A proper mane

[astral basin]

Baby face knight with a maid uniform on the plate mail
Itll be hilarious

[shy sandal]

That's just Griffith

[gloomy void]

Darktide

[quaint moss]

is this a new adjective, am i allowed to use this on the president 🤔

[astral basin]

@fiery wave notice how incan pops in right before licht does? 👀

[astral basin]

Diabolics mentioned
Generational triggering commences

[dire kayak]

zola deserves to be promoted to inquisitor

i like zola

[fiery wave]

Maybe they are taking turns on the phone.

[astral basin]

2.0 theory

Confirmed

[fiery wave]

I rather just buy 12 emote stickers at that point.

[arctic escarp]

what is bro on about

[quaint moss]

ight, peace ima go eat

[obtuse oak]

i cancelled my nitro sub because of this nonsense

[jaunty path]

wordle is so easy all you gotta do is look up the word like its not that hard dawg 😆

[jaunty path]

I should

tbh

[arctic escarp]

I have

[dire kayak]

FEED ME MORE RENDING

[gloomy void]

Discord try not to get worse every update(challenge impossible)

[astral basin]

Rannick is under review to take grendels place as inquisitor. Grendel is retiring, and that doesnt happen often
Zola is a chosen hand under rannick, and potentially (tho unlikely) would be in line for consideration should the worst happen to him

[shy sandal]

Kind of crazy how there are people who just don't care.

I'm scared of using my friend's Wifi because he plays Heartopia

[marsh iris]

dude same

[twin dirge]

I crave a haircut but I don't know how to cut my own hair good

[dire kayak]

yaaayyy

[somber stream]

Mass nitro cancellation please

[shy sandal]

For context, that game makes you agree to it connecting into every single device in your house's network

[twin dirge]

Oh I might be going on a week vacation to Chicago soonish

(when my tax return hits)

[dire kayak]

ill do it for you (i dont know how to cut hair)

[somber stream]

Starve them a month or two and they’ll get the message

[marsh iris]

looks at pink names

im joking spend however you like

[arctic escarp]

honestly for the next couple years

[cosmic burrow]

I never bought nitro

[twin dirge]

Oh I could never quit nitro ngl

I like my emojis too much

[dire kayak]

i need nitro to show my friends darktide clips

[twin dirge]

(I quit for like 6 months last time I stopped using the app)

[astral basin]

You can have the cheap nitro aki

Like me

[shy sandal]

I'm wondering if i should play fallout 4 until it inevitably crashes again, or if i should lay down in bed and fall asleep

[astral basin]

Still get mojis

[twin dirge]

I like having the option to do fancy stuff tho

Like my sweet ass banner

[fiery wave]

Some just isn't even on a sub. I trade services for Nitro basically.

[twin dirge]

Peak banner right there

[astral basin]

Uh huh

Honestly. I dunno how to do the banner

[dire kayak]

6 missions until i finish arbi

im almost free

[lilac crag]

we should play

[marsh iris]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8jmzd972leo.amp

give IDs, cant be that bad

[dire kayak]

i figured out why i couldnt take lone wolf

i had kill order on break the line

[dire kayak]

possiblyyy

[astral basin]

This is why we have separate emails for things
Business, pleasure, fafo

[marsh iris]

and trolling

[knotty terrace]

why is it that i find pascal to be such an awesome character in rogue trader

[astral basin]

Trolling falls under

[marsh iris]

bridge

[astral basin]

Actually
Business, personal, pleasure
Fafo and trolling would be pleasure
Dont ever link the fun times account to your actual info tho.

[somber stream]

I used to use one of my gaming email to send work related materials, i’ve only learn about it 3 months later when one of my co-worker notify me about a “Qu1ck_sc0per” with the material he needed

[slow verge]

That would be too much fun times

[marsh iris]

trolling as in legal trouble kind of trolling, i wouldnt link the same

[somber stream]

I learn that day, my team never bothered with the mails lmao

[twin dirge]

I have everything I've ever had linked to 1 account

I jest, I have a work one and a play one

[astral basin]

My first email i made in highschool that 90% of everything is linked to some way
My email w my actual name that i started using more as i got older
My xbox account email

[twin dirge]

I have like 15+ emails I don't know the info for anymore

[astral basin]

The government cant even be bothered to make sure your mail is going to the correct place
So. If someone wants my data that bad. Im either a victim of mass grouping, or someone is actively targeting me. And i personally have nothing of actual value to target

[quaint moss]

i have basic, otherwive, the most that discord has got from me is 5

[twin dirge]

I have spent a few pennies on decorations

[astral basin]

I

Just realized

[quaint moss]

rib

[astral basin]

Mf spent an extra 5 bucks

wheres your cope can, bird brain??

[dire kayak]

teto mentioned

[astral basin]

Who tf is teto

[lilac crag]

teto

[quaint moss]

you dont know?

[dire kayak]

an utau

[quaint moss]

uh basically a vocaloid

[astral basin]

Degenerates

I care more for their cousin

The motorcycle

Yamaha

[quaint moss]

<came out as an april fools joke, but they are pretty cool (clankers)>

[dire kayak]

teto is an utau

[astral basin]

Spell that in pronunciations

[quaint moss]

Utah :3

[dire kayak]

oo-tau

[quaint moss]

ighty, ima play some arby

[trail bramble]

https://youtu.be/0iVlSNpq8i8?

they're also a pear

anyway, bird brain is probably the most famous song using them

[quaint moss]

pear

[trail bramble]

or at least most famous song with English lyrics

[dire kayak]

5 missions left

[somber stream]

April's fool soon, the War Thunder installation button is calling to me like a green goblin's mask

@marsh iris How many red envelope did you got

[quaint moss]

are you on rn?

[quaint moss]

500 cigarettes

[dire kayak]

i am

[quaint moss]

inv :>

perchance

[somber stream]

That's roughly 227 Euro, assuming it's Marlboro

Quite a haul i'd say

[quaint moss]

yum

[feral vessel]

cheaper if you buy bootlegs

Not recommended if you want to keep your lungs intact, though

[somber stream]

I quit last July

[dire kayak]

five hundred poxbursters

[delicate vapor]

There’s a new character

In pet tides

[quaint moss]

yo

whom

[quaint moss]

if made of wood, peg leg

[nocturne bloom]

What leg

[delicate vapor]

Lucki

[astral basin]

I hate

That marlboro was the brand named

I want a leg made of pegs

Lego ts up

[somber stream]

Marl is easily one of the most, if not the most recognizable brand

Though i'd take a pack of American spirit over it

[twin dirge]

So have any of you been to Chicago

[astral basin]

I sell thise

Negative

[rare pulsar]

I wanna stealthdive in helldivers but whenever i do some sweat joins me and immediatly drop some orbital bs

[twin dirge]

Just split off, low-key you're better if people are being loud cuz they'll notice them instead of you

[astral basin]

All the people i know from Chicago are very
Careful what you say types
Including an old assistant manager of mine

[rare pulsar]

Problem is they then die and run to me

Like legit had 3 games in a row

[nocturne bloom]

You know you can just make it invite only right

[rare pulsar]

Bear in mind just a lvl6 to practice

[rare pulsar]

Yeah

But it takes so long alone

[nocturne bloom]

Its gonna take a while stealth anyways

[rare pulsar]

Commando missions i dont even try anymore with other people

[astral basin]

The stealth buffs from the redacted bond patch have been
excellent

[somber stream]

I find using MGSV stealth movement method to be very effective in Helldivers as well. As in, dolphin dive all the time

Shame you can't roll

[rare pulsar]

Yeah its fun

Nice change from constantly fighting

C4 pack is very fun

[teal token]

Should I claim the penances?

[rare pulsar]

Yeah why not?

[quaint moss]

whose legi

[teal token]

I have a bad habits of waiting for a complete set penances then collect all lol

Hello comrade please More Grog

[astral basin]

I used to rock reinforced epps fir the longest time
Reload and punch
But unless i have a crumb stuck to my ass causing some chafing the basic recon armor has been a godsend

[dire kayak]

eated

[astral basin]

Ill eat you

[dire kayak]

kinky

[astral basin]

With a fork

[quaint moss]

yo

[nocturne bloom]

I heard.

[teal token]

Hello comrade Skully SoL
Hello comrade goober hotline

[astral basin]

See what you did

Smfh

[lilac crag]

I'll kill you

[astral basin]

Hallo Goh

[teal token]

I got the 50 match on Havoc penances and now should I claim it?

[dire kayak]

do ittt

[teal token]

Hello comrade Projekt Red Ceo Of Lama

[teal token]

Which set should I change it for?

I have all of my characters in 8 different sets of cosmetics

[nocturne bloom]

What you "did"?

[nocturne bloom]

Dont make me use the other one.

[rare pulsar]

Dew it

I dare you

[astral basin]

The horsefuvker one?

[nocturne bloom]

[dire kayak]

i love jumping from the top ropes onto a poxwalker with the crusher

[teal token]

Do we instantly get the free battlepass rewards after claiming all the extra points on the penances? If the added more free stuff on the battlepass

[south valve]

I don't see why not?

[somber stream]

Battlepass? Tide has Battle pass now?

[teal token]

Yesh?

[south valve]

I think they mean the penance thing

[teal token]

The penance point pass?

[somber stream]

Oh okay

[south valve]

like with the moebian armour

[somber stream]

I uh, i don't think it's a pass

[wide seal]

Guys weapon mastery is account wide ?

[teal token]

Hmmm

[somber stream]

Yes

[teal token]

[wide seal]

Thanks

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht

[somber stream]

Ello Jerry

[teal token]

I'm thinking should I do or not to claim the Havoc cosmetics...

[south valve]

Why wouldn't you?

[somber stream]

The drip is insane

Get

I should watch Gura again

[teal token]

I have no more slots for more cosmetics comrade...

Sadge inside

[dire kayak]

im such a greedy bastard

[teal token]

Will I be coitized if I wear the sets and die on uprising?

[dire kayak]

i just risked being detected by a daemonhost to grab a large plasteel stash

[teal token]

You are such a goober :3

[somber stream]

Your teamate will look down upon you but who gives a shit lol, fashun

[gloomy tartan]

I wish we could troll them with elevators and doors

[whole bough]

i got eaten by a BoN and got spit directly into a primed trapper

[gloomy tartan]

Sadly they teleport

[dire kayak]

they wanted you gone

[south valve]

Tragic...

[teal token]

I saw a Psyker with Havoc gear but only helmet and amour no pants and he/she die like 10 times on uprising in Saint Gloriana bruh...

[whole bough]

i was the invincizealot so yea

[teal token]

Hello comrade moth

[main zephyr]

Funniest thing about the carcaradhons my favorite loyalist chapter

[south valve]

On uprising?? God damn

[whole bough]

🎐 what the fuck is this emote it has to be intentionally penis shaped

[teal token]

Hello comrade Miso Soup

[main zephyr]

they were banished during the great crusade so they 0 part in the hersey

So they all sorts of tech the imperium no longer has acess to from pre heresy

[south valve]

Something Freudian going on here

[main zephyr]

Their ship is basically a time capsule

[astral basin]

Fox seagull

[teal token]

Yeah and the seed modifier is kinda rigged (armour with bunch or ragers fah...) because there are 1 newbie Psyker (random) and I was doing Ogryn penances and the map penance at the same time, I have to explaing what gear is that Psyker wearing while trying to not let them die lol ree

[main zephyr]

And why I love that fact

[dire kayak]

3 missions left

aaaaaaaaaaa

[main zephyr]

They use my favorite bolter design in 40k

[dire kayak]

[south valve]

lol

[main zephyr]

Phobos pattern

[astral basin]

Ah gloriana. Every event lands launched from your terraces in the first 3 minutes…

[teal token]

I have so much question on how that Psyker manage to get that Havoc cosmetics event without the pants with 50 games you must win on Havoc is crazy...

[cosmic burrow]

In dt?

[teal token]

Hello comrade magister

[south valve]

I guess they could have done low level havoc, but then again, don't you need to do malestrom to even access that?

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[main zephyr]

this pattern is from great crusade

I wish it was in dt

[quaint moss]

yummers

:3

[cosmic burrow]

Thats space marine pattern

[quaint moss]

3 till freedom mason

[main zephyr]

lol yes I know

[cosmic burrow]

We use locke pattern

[main zephyr]

lol

[cosmic burrow]

That is old arbites design

[teal token]

Yep after reaching level 30 then can Havoc, Auric Maelstrom is skip pass to Havoc 16 kek

[main zephyr]

It's a pre hersey pattern

[teal token]

[main zephyr]

which is from

Before 30k

[south valve]

Damn

[teal token]

But isn't like Havoc 1 is harder than uprising?

[stuck wasp]

Pretty much every SM type pattern can have a human analogue pattern (baring certain exceptions

[teal token]

[main zephyr]

It's just very nice to look at

[south valve]

my only other thought is that it was someone's little brother playing on their account or something like that

[teal token]

I see

[south valve]

Maybe?

[teal token]

But it is still very weird ngl

[south valve]

Yeah

[teal token]

The pants require players to have level 25 clearance seems pretty hard but can get carried if lucky

[delicate vapor]

i got lucky somehow

[teal token]

Hello comrade Elios

[main zephyr]

Well

Very unlikely

Given its a pre horus hersey design

but i wish

[delicate vapor]

hello

[dire kayak]

domer

[somber stream]

3rd March, blood moon

[sleek harness]

I am tired

[jaunty path]

why do u know this

[somber stream]

Internet

[dire kayak]

i am 3 missions from finishing arbi

[somber stream]

Not available in Europe FUCK

[astral basin]

Haha

[sleek harness]

The hell you 3 awake anyways

[astral basin]

Im tempted to go to the ow discord
But
Im pretty sure that place is worse off than the game itself

[delicate vapor]

I could

Kill for a bowl of lettuce

And vegetables on the side

[somber stream]

What time is it

[astral basin]

Cucumber me

[sleek harness]

5 am

[astral basin]

Foolish skaven

Its 2 am

[somber stream]

Why are you on Darktide discord instead of sleeping

[sleek harness]

Well sucks to be you

[astral basin]

What if he wakes up ear- no he was on hours before now nvm

[dire kayak]

its <t:1771921020:t>

[sleek harness]

Because I am awake

And need to

[astral basin]

Nightshift
I dont see the sun

[sleek harness]

For things

[somber stream]

Felt that

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Snt it like
10am for livht?

[somber stream]

9 but yeah

[jaunty path]

gay timezones

[sleek harness]

Missus you are also awake

In theses timezones

[jaunty path]

gay

[jaunty path]

no i mnot

[somber stream]

Who is it having gay relation with

[sleek harness]

Yes you are

You are usually here at 9 am

[somber stream]

You keep tab on us?

[sleek harness]

Me?

[timber elk]

That’s it

[somber stream]

No, Sonya from grade school

[timber elk]

I’m calling the mobile task force

[sleek harness]

Do I look like a stalker to you?

Innocent me?

[sleek harness]

Morning Lamb

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[timber elk]

Greetings

[timber elk]

throws a Oreo her way

[astral basin]

I almost miss cas making chat awkward with their dead leg talk

[dire kayak]

YAY

[sleek harness]

Cas?

[astral basin]

Spaghetti

Axte

[sleek harness]

Who

[somber stream]

Spaghetti is back?

[astral basin]

They were banned for missing context on potential racism

[timber elk]

suddenly has a massive bag of Taco Bell and starts eating.

[zenith pollen]

Lamb

[somber stream]

Yeah im aware of the banning lol

[timber elk]

What

Do

[somber stream]

Thought they appealed

[timber elk]

You

Want

[astral basin]

I dont think the ban will be reversed

Idk

[zenith pollen]

Nothing just Lamb

[timber elk]

Ah

[somber stream]

"I'm sowwy UwU, here's some beans, innit UwU"

[zenith pollen]

Who?

[timber elk]

pulls out spas-12 with dragons breath rounds

[dire kayak]

spaghetti is the FNV courier now

[astral basin]

Thats big boi

[sleek harness]

Who the hell is spaghetti

[somber stream]

Parry

[timber elk]

pulls out red lightsaber

[astral basin]

Big boi is
A whole other can of beans

[hard gorge]

Hello Rejects
I wish to bring to you all the phrase "Gargantuan Genuines"
Thank you for your time

[timber elk]

Face me Jedi scum!

[quaint moss]

:3 another one done

[sleek harness]

You got the wrong people

We are freaks not rejects

[quaint moss]

mtf

oh no

[astral basin]

Oh yeah
I need to revisit my research on
Nietsche

[hard gorge]

Nietsche nutz lmao

[timber elk]

See grog I like to think of myself has a level 4 scientist

And I study the most dangerous SCP OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!

The tickle monster

[quaint moss]

without the tickles, im just a monster

[hard gorge]

silence, gayboy
you're studying an anomalous moving shoe and thats final

[astral basin]

Oh shit they did become ncr ranger

[timber elk]

1. How do you know I’m bi? 2nd I already studied the shoe. It’s fits my foot nicely.

[quaint moss]

:3

[quaint moss]

::33

[hard gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-boykisser-ominous-stare-gif-1854943194524266546

[timber elk]

No shit

[hard gorge]

ough
failed embed, laugh at this reject

[timber elk]

I’m not a reject

[astral basin]

Laughing

[hard gorge]

I saw cult of the lamb and three RP messages and went "yup thats a gayboy"

[timber elk]

I am a lamb named Lamball

[timber elk]

I would not like to be associated with the cult of the lamb fanbase please

[hard gorge]

wait is it really that bad?
im very isolated from it

[astral basin]

You likely wouldn’t be wrong
But
It still stands
How dare assumptions

[hard gorge]

I assume its like
danganronpa levels of horrible

[timber elk]

Yeah. It’s like the how undertale used to be

[hard gorge]

oooooh figures

[timber elk]

Toxicities

Lots of shipping

[astral basin]

Toxi cities? Never been

[hard gorge]

of our city, of our ciiiiity
You, what do own the world?
How do you own disorder, DISOOOOORDER

[timber elk]

The only reason I like cult of the lamb is because I enjoy rogue lites and the idea of being a vengeance full demi-god

[hard gorge]

i feel like every game thats 'guys look cute characters but in terribly bloody situations' always garners the weirdest fanbase of a very specific sort of people

[timber elk]

I met some decent people from the fanbase but the majority of them are just unhinged

[hard gorge]

i describe it as the sorta people who say 'be gay do crime' then have to go to the therapist for being asked to do chores or sit still in class

[timber elk]

Nah. I just like being a massive goofball

[astral basin]

Anything with anthro animals
Or women
Or feminine men
The lustful will lust

[quaint moss]

:>

[nocturne bloom]

I heard lust

[somber stream]

I think someone shagged a tree

[timber elk]

Not me! Thankfully.

[somber stream]

Made it to the local newspaper

[timber elk]

Because fortunately for me I don’t make it my personality

[somber stream]

Humanity will bone anything

[astral basin]

It 🗞️ not 🗞️ tuesday 🗞️

Behave!!

[hard gorge]

its like
God, there were people calling the recent olympics 'goonbait' and its literally just women smiling and celebrating

[nocturne bloom]

It is Tuesday

[timber elk]

Or the whole condoms shortage

[nocturne bloom]

[astral basin]

Tuesday has been postponed

[timber elk]

I’m pretty sure they always do that for every Olympics and now suddenly we are making it a huge deal

[hard gorge]

tbf its athletes, we bone a lot. Probably less than band kids cause those guys Have to do it within their own circles cause no one else touches them

I remember back in high school, i did marching band for 2 years and i slowly realized how autistic everyone was

[quaint moss]

foul tarnished, you will never become lord of all that is gay

[timber elk]

Miquella be like: brother…..

[quaint moss]

condiments?

[timber elk]

._.

No grog.

[delicate vapor]

eaing seafood...

its so gooood

[quaint moss]

[timber elk]

What kind of sea food?

[delicate vapor]

must hold off from a beer

[delicate vapor]

scallops, shrimp, crab

oysters

[hard gorge]

calamari rings kick so much ass

[timber elk]

:0

Give me sum

🫵

[delicate vapor]

now are you allergic

[timber elk]

I wouldn’t be asking for anything if I was

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

People have been complaining about form fitting uniforms in womens sports for a while
There are many egregious cases, but pointing to men as an example is not really a good idea due to performance issues if too tight. Or slip issues

[timber elk]

To be honest I don’t keep up with the Olympics

[astral basin]

Its not just olympics
Its most womens vs mens uniforms

[delicate vapor]

yeah monkey bike racing is better than the olympics

[hard gorge]

A lot of it has to do with the sexualization of it, I suppose. When you're an athlete you're grateful for anything you can move easier in but at the same time you gotta acknowledge your bits are gonna be more prominent

but it doesnt give others an excuse to be really fucking weird about it either

When I did track and field, we all wore short shorts cause its easier to run in, not cause my junk looks like its flopping around like a mutant ragdolling after being hit with a rock

[astral basin]

I cavkled a little

[twin flower]

[delicate vapor]

[quaint moss]

does it have monkeys?

[delicate vapor]

yes

[quaint moss]

on bikes?

[timber elk]

Guys guys

[delicate vapor]

tiny bikes

[timber elk]

I’m gonna play something I never played before

A sonic game.

[quaint moss]

[astral basin]

The unfortunate over developed girls doing the mile run, having to wrestle with speed and avoiding self concussion

[hard gorge]

NOW you're bi

[timber elk]

._.

[hard gorge]

every sonic fan I know is either super autistic, bi/gay, or both

[timber elk]

I’m not even a sonic fan

[hard gorge]

too late, you touched the hedgehog

[quaint moss]

chili cheese dogs

[hard gorge]

woe, Shadow x Sonic upon thee

[timber elk]

I haven’t even bought the game yet

Wait you don’t even know which one I’m getting yet

[timber elk]

picks up a semi-truck and throws it

[twin flower]

sum chili dogs sounds good right about now

[astral basin]

Local high school in my area arrested two teachers months after each other for having student relations

[timber elk]

…….wow this got dark really quick

[hard gorge]

Woe, Sonichu upon thee

[twin flower]

wuh

[quaint moss]

FUCKING HUH

:<

[lethal solstice]

More likely than you'd think

[twin flower]

happened at my sisters high school

and it was a catholic school

[quaint moss]

[hard gorge]

i knew a guy who's mom was arrested, she was a substitute and ended up banging two students. Felt bad for the kid, but he ended up going full right wing weirdo after that (dunno if it was a result of his mom's shit) so it kinda got hard to be sympathetic to him when he's arguing that racism doesnt exist while sporting a hitler youth haircut

[astral basin]

First was male
Second was female

[timber elk]

._.

[quaint moss]

makes sense

[twin flower]

Eyo

[hard gorge]

Catholic schools are crazy man

[timber elk]

Bro how the hell did we go from talking about chilli dogs to this?

[twin flower]

Real

Uhh

[timber elk]

Bro where is skaven when you need him?!

[lilac crag]

hello chat

[twin flower]

Yes

[quaint moss]

i love chili dogs

[twin flower]

chimle dogs

[timber elk]

SKAVEN!!!!!!!!

[quaint moss]

[hard gorge]

Chim Dogs

[dire kayak]

haiii

[twin flower]

[hard gorge]

Diamond Dogs

[zenith pollen]

The entire gang is here

[twin flower]

DIAMOND DOGS

[quaint moss]

@sleek harness

[hard gorge]

when you dont even know my name...

[quaint moss]

duran duran?

[timber elk]

No one hears the words

They say

[quaint moss]

i say

[hard gorge]

Invisible being memed into public conciousness as an MGSV song when it really wasnt is such a fucking Hideo Kojima bit

[twin flower]

i say

[zenith pollen]

Man i feel a craving a knife zealot craving

[twin flower]

drink watah

[quaint moss]

when the memories gone

[hard gorge]

Knife Zealot kicks so much ass

[timber elk]

You think he was laughing his ass off when people did that?

[quaint moss]

yes

do it

[hard gorge]

i absolutely think he did

[sleek harness]

What

[quaint moss]

speed zelly

[hard gorge]

he said something weird about Snake and the Womb of the world or some shit though

[quaint moss]

@timber elk

[hard gorge]

Kojima is amazing

[zenith pollen]

Its so fun and addicting

[quaint moss]

also hi rattata

[twin flower]

Kojima can sniff my feet

[timber elk]

Hi :3

[quaint moss]

:3

[sleek harness]

Yes hello

Snail

[sleek harness]

Hello

[quaint moss]

where

[quaint moss]

am hunger

escargo

[zenith pollen]

I love back stabbing

[quaint moss]

"atleast an ork will stab you in the front"

[hard gorge]

Its not like the crazed hammer swinging, i always feel knife zealot is singular focus "gotta go gotta go gotta go"

[twin flower]

will he tho

[sleek harness]

He would stab you from all sides

[hard gorge]

If he's Gork, yes. If he's Mork, he'll stab you in the back then punch your face

[quaint moss]

how thoughtful :3

[twin flower]

But which is which

[quaint moss]

ratbag surely would

||nt||

[hard gorge]

Ratbag fucks off in the second game though, doesnt he?

[zenith pollen]

Mine knife zealot is about survival not speedrun

[quaint moss]

nope

[hard gorge]

After he realizes "holy SHIT the bright lord is insane"

[astral basin]

My area has many cases of 14 yo sexual activity as well
I remember a couple fresh 7th graders almost getting expelled at my old school for shacking up in the bathroom
Im just. Mind blown that the same school has 2 cases in a year of teacher misconduct

[quaint moss]

hes there for 90% of the game

[zenith pollen]

But i do feel the wind wind in my hair when goin crazy on snipers and gunners

[quaint moss]

||only leaves because bruize went traitor||

[hard gorge]

I did stuff in the locker rooms in my school when i was 16

but with teachers? fuck that

[dire kayak]

skaven

[hard gorge]

thats a weird power imbalance

[twin flower]

based

[quaint moss]

goober

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[twin flower]

Grog

[quaint moss]

mac :3

[hard gorge]

landing those throwing knife hits is a rush too

or when you knock down someone armored and you jsut keep dinking knives off their armor

[dire kayak]

oggy oggy oggy

[zenith pollen]

True especially when you flick someone with them

[hard gorge]

"fuck you" plink
"fuck you" plink
"WHY WONT YOU DIIIIIIE" plink

[astral basin]

“Schools stressful. You want to blow off steam AND get better grades?” 🤢

[hard gorge]

its hella gross

[twin flower]

finna have some bbq

[hard gorge]

like i know there's that whole thing about young girls liking older guys but i gaurantee you, unless a teacher is some Harrison Ford Indiana Jones-esque man they would NOT fuck their teacher unless they were desperate

[zenith pollen]

I had a great havoc game yeasterday 2 people with voice chat alot of laughter im chasing a sniper and i hear VINCENT GO GET HIM (my zealot is named Vincent)

[quaint moss]

headshotting a mutant never made me feel so good

[hard gorge]

"SIC HIM, VINCENT"

[zenith pollen]

I wish my real name was Vincent

[delicate vapor]

dr pepper time

[hard gorge]

My two zealots are named Hippolyta and Theseus

[zenith pollen]

Without me?

[hard gorge]

Then I have an ogryn named Nuke

[lethal solstice]

Make it so

[delicate vapor]

[hard gorge]

and Sherman

[delicate vapor]

as always

[quaint moss]

same

peak

[zenith pollen]

On ps5 i have a Vincent Zealot, Brick ogryn, Montimer Veteran

[quaint moss]

bbq water

[hard gorge]

if you get PC get yourself that mod that gives you more character slots

[zenith pollen]

And Larry the Psyker

[hard gorge]

I have 9 total but im saving my ninth for a DLC class

[zenith pollen]

I have both

[hard gorge]

ooo based

[zenith pollen]

Also i have darktide in steam

On steam i have Shinji psyker, Lucas Zealot, Grug ogryn, Horus veteran, Murphy arbites

[hard gorge]

Speaking of the DLC classes do you guys recommend Arbites or Hive Scum?

I was leaning towards hive scum for a bounty hunter-esque guy but I also love that covert ops arbites look

[zenith pollen]

Arbites feels like a veteran on steroids

[astral basin]

I was usually sickened w the folk that “preferred older guys”
Always got hit with the mental “isnt there a healthier way to stay home safe w daddy?”
Then i got more and more exposed to gender stigma. And responsibilities in general

[hard gorge]

i dated an older woman for a while so I understand the whole 'older male' thing

that being said it should be for adults

[hard gorge]

i just really like the shield and maul thing, thats always been a kickass combination in any game for me

[astral basin]

I agree w mentor figures
Im just. Perplexed on the gold diggers/ sugar parents

[hard gorge]

I do agree that I dont understand a lot of it, but I also think that if both know what theyre getting into and are cool with it then its cool with me

[obtuse oak]

depends on you

[astral basin]

Right

[hard gorge]

Speak to us, Hank of the 'Gryns

[obtuse oak]

arbitrator has a lower skill floor and can facetank a lot of things

[zenith pollen]

Thats what i was using on arb

[obtuse oak]

with enough player skill, hive scum leapfrogs almost everything and becomes the most powerful class in the game, but it is a dodge-reliant class that requires good awareness, fundamentals, and fast reaction speed

[amber delta]

do you want to be an upstanding imperial citizen upholding the holy law

or

some vile uncouth criminal with no regard for order or human life

[hard gorge]

Hive Scum gets to do drugs, so...

[astral basin]

I dont RECOMMEND a dlc class, the base classes are fine
But. Yeah
Arbites are more all around, while scum promotes an adrenaline kick

[hard gorge]

how's fashion for the hive scum

[amber delta]

bad

[lilac crag]

gang-revolved

[somber stream]

Rat

[hard gorge]

from what ive seen its a lot of necromunda inspired stuff which I think is hella neat

[astral basin]

Abs

[zenith pollen]

Im a knife zealot will i have a good start at hivescum?

[amber delta]

free cosmetics are lame and paid cosmetics are barely there

[obtuse oak]

both classes only have free penance unlocks and 1 page of premium cosmetics that have never rotated, so dont buy them for the fashion game.

there is very little of it

[somber stream]

Heard more is coming for Scum

Seen a few files

[hard gorge]

A lot of the Zealot free cosmetics are from necromunda too, funnily enough

Many of the masks are House Cawdor gimp masks

[lilac crag]

also the playstyle is important to keep in mind

arbitrators focus heavily on stagger if melee, and focus heavily on raw damage + suppression on ranged

hive scum's strongest builds are revolved around toxin dots and stimm spamming

[obtuse oak]

yea its like knife zealot on crack

[lilac crag]

I think arby is more fun to play for me because I don't like toxin whatsoever as a mechanic

[hard gorge]

im sold

[amber delta]

arbites fashion is top tier dont let whales convince you otherwise

[somber stream]

One page, i don't know why

[obtuse oak]

at least one of the builds is. the other two builds are like veteran but BRRRRRT instead of pew pew, and a chemist build that focuses on corruption cleanse

[hard gorge]

it doesnt even matter how hard you try

[quaint moss]

love arby

[lilac crag]

it brings a different playstyle

compared to scum

[hard gorge]

If Hive Scum gets a corpse grinder or House Escher stuff ill pay for it immediately

[zenith pollen]

You just made me wanna buy hivescum

[hard gorge]

If they get Van Saar cosmetics im dropping money on it, I dont care how much it costs

let me LARP as my techy radiation spider lads

[inner nimbus]

same for Catachan for me

[somber stream]

I bought a DLC class with no skin to buy

[hard gorge]

Pysker should get Delaque shit too

[hard gorge]

All I know is time is a valuable thing
watch it fly by as the Ogryn swings

[somber stream]

Look at the next class with the same thing
I have no clothes to wear, it's so unfair

[hard gorge]

I TRIED SO HAAAAAARD AND GOT SO FAAAAR

my team is all bots, it doesnt even matter

[stuck wasp]

Still think Van Saar cosmetic for a future Admech class would be classy.
Having each House get a special cosmetic
Enforcer getting Ash Stranger; Zealot the PoR, Some of the Mercator Guilds stuff...

[hard gorge]

Im genuinely hoping that if we do get admech, we wont be limited to just red robes

Metalica colors, Ryza, Agripinna, Stygies, etc

[dire kayak]

i played arbi so much that i don't find them fun anymore

[hard gorge]

My own homebrew skitarii are purple hehe

based on a cyberpunk/vaporwave world

instead of forges, the entire planet is a datavault, with information so thick it makes the noosphere semi-visible to the naked eye

[stuck wasp]

I had Gryphone (iirc) themed Admech iirc (Yellow and orange halves)

[hard gorge]

that kicks so much ass

[astral basin]

Id think a lot of knife zealots became scum mains
Especially the older ones, when the safe guards were optional

[stuck wasp]

Voss Prime, was Voss prime

[hard gorge]

Mine was...
I actually dont remember their name

I painted the outside cloaks a purple gradient and the insides blue, with green for the glowy guns and eyes

[astral basin]

I wish i was into paint

Ing

Expensive hobby

[amber delta]

kithrak voss

[somber stream]

Could just sketch

Pencil, note book. Like what, 3 bucks?

[astral basin]

I dont have the talent. Never even developed my handwriting

[somber stream]

It's never about talent

Effort and time

[hard gorge]

Its fun to just write too

I had a whole setting for my dark heresy players

[astral basin]

I like writing and singing. I want to paint.

[hard gorge]

Tried to involve as many factions as I could

[hard gorge]

Singing FUCKS, I wish I could sing as well as I'd like

I just sing in the car on my way to campus every day

[astral basin]

Im self conscious about singing. Ill do it to see about a reaction, but ive always been told to shut up

[hard gorge]

Awe thats shit, im sorry to hear that

[astral basin]

Its also a stress stim for me

[somber stream]

I don't sing in public but i do sing to my cats all the time lol

[astral basin]

Pottery was also something i was mildly interested in when i was in grade school

[hard gorge]

Hitting every note on Sabrina Carpenter's Espresso in the car and then failing miserably in public

[astral basin]

Mem

My step brother

Believed with certainty he was hitting the note.

He usually had the volume up so loud it didnt make a difference tho so

…gods that child had nothing but ass tearing on the mind

[hard gorge]

Sometimes its just the fun of singing along even if you're absolute dogshit

I cant hit high notes at all but I still sing

[spare salmon]

Hi all

[zenith pollen]

Burn out?

[hard gorge]

Anyways gnight lads, I gotta knock out

Exam tomorrow

[astral basin]

This is why i like rock
Believably achievable notes
Stuff i can attempt

Ciao

[dire kayak]

probably

[hard gorge]

TRUE

[somber stream]

So RE3 might worth purchasing now

They made a very quality cut-content mod

[amber delta]

darktide x kpop demon hunters crossover when

[astral basin]

Hm

F. New microshaft gaming ceo seems to be a figure head

[somber stream]

The AI woman?

[astral basin]

Lol

[somber stream]

Looking bright for Xbox fans

[astral basin]

😭

[somber stream]

GabeBox when

No seriously

Where's the news, i want the controller

[astral basin]

Sigh

Yeah. Imma have to drop a grand

[amber delta]

will GabeBox include built in GabeAI

[somber stream]

C'on, thing can last you at least 7-8 years

Think it comes with SteamOS

[astral basin]

I know you mean like
Actual vr ai liek in scifi
But we cant mention that rn

[somber stream]

lol

[astral basin]

Thats the biggest thing. Steam os
Would need to learn how to use sales sites tho

[somber stream]

The Razor Jar™

"Oh why are you turning me away into a Corner Mark?"

"Mark, you know i'm still plugged to the PC right? I can see what you're typing"

[astral basin]

Advanced data processing isnt as catchy as AI

[somber stream]

Word on the street is, pre-order starts next month for GabeCube

[astral basin]

Hmmm

[somber stream]

If it's anywhere near $900, it will sell like hot cake

[astral basin]

F. I dont have that grand saved rn

I need to go tk the career center

[somber stream]

Go mug a mugger

[astral basin]

We don’t got muggers here
Its all b&e

Well

O

Opportunity theft.

Accidentally left my door wide open once going to work
Came home thinking i got robbed
My poor ac was working hard to get the cold out

[timber elk]

Eats a banana

without peeling the skin

[sleek harness]

How

[dire kayak]

bites you

[dire kayak]

i love that sticker

[rancid shore]

Sup tiders

[rancid shore]

True

[quaint moss]

:3

extra protein i guess

[astral basin]

Biomass

[quaint moss]

overtime

[astral basin]

Biomass for the feeding pools

[dire kayak]

@brazen pelican

biomass spotted

go eat

[astral basin]

The goop vats

[rancid shore]

@dire kayak cute pfp

Wait...didn't I say that already?

[astral basin]

You bastard you dare summon the heretic?

[twin flower]

[rancid shore]

RECAF FOR THE RECAF GOD
CUPS FOR THE CUPS THRONE

[astral basin]

MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE

[lilac crag]

it is

[rancid shore]

@lilac crag yours too mf

[lilac crag]

I knows...........

[rancid shore]

You better do

Not loving yourself is heresy

[dire kayak]

bites you

[lilac crag]

bites you back wtf

[rancid shore]

Ohhhh you boff have matching pfps

[lilac crag]

ya

but she's being evil rn

[rancid shore]

Gotcha