general-chat

[warm maple]

ah, fun

its ironic I assure you

I've never even played a Blizzard game

Hides his old WoW account and Heroes of the Storm and Hearthstone games

[delicate kite]

genestealer

we gettinga nid class

dog class

[lime beacon]

its like looking in a mirror

[low blade]

Postin stickers of youe real webcam footage in general

[whole glade]

me when uh

[fast parcel]

how do you block cancel?

[whole glade]

uh

idk

[south valve]

you just block in between attacks

[lime beacon]

Literally something a dark and twisted donatella main would do

[south valve]

it resets the combo

[fast parcel]

ah, i see, ty

[fast parcel]

i thought there was some tech to block in a frame or something

[south valve]

Nah, they're super easy

[lime beacon]

I hope the upcoming TMNT darktide class dlc includes a pizza blitz we can use to power up

And we can have our own version of the stimm lab, only its a pizza kitchen that lets us customize toppings

Extra pepperoni gives 5% rending

[south valve]

What would the blitz be?

[drowsy lynx]

Throwing a manhole cover

[fast parcel]

is there a guide on blessings and how they work? i have played until auric without ever upgrading a weapon or etc etc, but now i think i want to learn, it just confuses me a bit. i know i can upgrade certain blessings, but they are not applied or something

[south valve]

Ah yes, of course

[jaunty path]

look thru the pins in zealot chat

[fast parcel]

oki, ty

[jaunty path]

quite helpful in learning how to play if ur willing to listen

[warm maple]

first you need to master weapons in order to upgrade them fully

[south valve]

Have you visited Hadron?

[fast parcel]

ahhh, i actually understand blessing application now but was a bit confused on what the symbols next to refinements meant (1-4 diamonds)

[nocturne bloom]

rank of the blessing

[south valve]

Yeah, it's like how strong it is

RED NAME

I HAVE A RED NAME

In the mastery thing, you can get all the blessings and upgrade them to 4

[fast parcel]

i see i see, ty

[warm maple]

As far as I know there is no reason to NOT have a blessing at 4 unless you don't have it yet?

[low blade]

Correct

[south valve]

Yeah

There might be one super niche case but I doubt it

[sand monolith]

Do any of you kind souls know the following : i receive darktide for free via pc game pass . If i buy a steam key can my fatshark id including character progression penances etc be on steam? The reason ask is because at any time gamepass can remove the game from catalogue

[nocturne bloom]

There is no cross progression with steam

Just buy it on the Microsoft store instead if you want your gamepass progress

[sand monolith]

Ok thanks

[worn dove]

Darktide’s been quiet for a bit

Hope we have a roadmap soon

[south valve]

I think this was a leak and I probably shouldn't talk about those here, but wasn't there talk of a chaos wastes type game mode?

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[worn dove]

More of a rumor I’d say

[south valve]

Oh okay

[worn dove]

But that’s cool

[south valve]

It'd be cool though

yeah

[frosty moss]

[south valve]

[delicate vapor]

Forgot I had to take my little cousin to school overslept and it was 9am

[twin flower]

yer cooked

[visual vortex]

Guess who's getting the belt

[delicate vapor]

It’s only a one time thing

[twin flower]

"You had one job!"

[delicate vapor]

Zzzz

Was so tired tho

[visual vortex]

How tired

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

[zenith pollen]

I had a great havoc team it wasnt the best team but it sure was fun as fuck

[tired steeple]

Hello

[visual vortex]

Hi

[zenith pollen]

The alice madness returns person

[tired steeple]

Scrake from killing floor?

[visual vortex]

Who?

[tired steeple]

I loved the second game

3 was shit

[visual vortex]

Killing floor 3 sucked fart from gorilla ass

[zenith pollen]

You got it

[tired steeple]

1 was pretty good

[zenith pollen]

First one is my personal favorite

Second one was also peak

[twin flower]

Why they making a third game tho

[zenith pollen]

Third one a stab in my heart

[visual vortex]

Money

[zenith pollen]

Money

[visual vortex]

Dosh

[twin flower]

DOSH

[zenith pollen]

Grab it while its hot

[visual vortex]

I swear

They tried to upgrade kf with 3

[tired steeple]

I main firebug

[visual vortex]

But 99% of the entire audience doesnt want new shit

[tired steeple]

What was the other one I liked

[visual vortex]

Eh labs and sewers?

[sick vortex]

Counter-strike be like:

[visual vortex]

Get that shit off and bring us back a real map like west london

[tired steeple]

I had a second class I main’d

Oh yeah

[zenith pollen]

Kf made me realize i have a problem i love to set everything on fire

[tired steeple]

Survivor I believe was the name

[visual vortex]

I think that's everyone

[twin flower]

I liked Support for the shotguns

[tired steeple]

The one that uses whatever

[zenith pollen]

I would rather get a kf1 remake then whatever kf3 is noe

Now

[visual vortex]

Now?

It has hardly been updated since release

Tf you mean now?

[tired steeple]

Yeah lmao

[visual vortex]

Kf3 was always shit

Doesnt matter how much paint you put on it

[twin flower]

He had a typo bruh

[visual vortex]

Still shit

[twin flower]

he corrected himself

[visual vortex]

I think you need to reread it

Noe wasnt the issue

Whatever killing floor 3 is now

That means that it USED to be good

But had a decline in quality

Except it was always shit

🧠

[zenith pollen]

I was really optimistic at the start beliving the big daddy tripwire will fix the game i played it even when it was ass i have a day one edition physical and after the release of the new season lack of any news for so long killed my spirit

[visual vortex]

I played it on launch

[zenith pollen]

You got me there i should rephrase it

[visual vortex]

Played sewer

[zenith pollen]

I played it before hotfix 3

[visual vortex]

Saw a weird fleshlight spider

Killed it

Uninstalled and refunded

[zenith pollen]

Hotfix 3 made the game actually playable on ps5

It would ran in 20 fps before that

[visual vortex]

I dont even know what they added

[zenith pollen]

New map, stalkers returned

[visual vortex]

All i know is that they're drip feeding content

[zenith pollen]

3 new guns

[visual vortex]

See that's the issue

Launching a killing floor without the invisible baddies

[zenith pollen]

Now they annoucned a new boss the scavenger

[zenith pollen]

Wanna know the real issue with kf3?

[visual vortex]

Is the scavenger old content?

[zenith pollen]

No

[visual vortex]

No way

[zenith pollen]

But i would prefer to get THE dr hans volter back

[visual vortex]

Id prefer them to can kf3 and refund everyone

[zenith pollen]

Then another ugly ahh monster

[visual vortex]

The enemy designs are great

Just that it feels like a trend-chaser

[zenith pollen]

Ollpheist wanna know what really kf3 lacks?

[visual vortex]

What

[zenith pollen]

That important part was torn out and threw away that made killing floor well killing floor

MUSIC

WHERE TF IS THE MUSIC

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah that too

Yeah where did it go?

[zenith pollen]

I CANT HEAR SHIT

AND IF I DO ITS SOME GENERIC AHH METAL

[visual vortex]

Also the characters arent funny and dont feel british

[zenith pollen]

Bosses dont insult you

Cause they can speak which is an L

[visual vortex]

Yeah

I miss when the one enemy would go

"I love trousers"

[zenith pollen]

Also optimalization is HORRIBLE

[visual vortex]

Hey

At least the store works

[zenith pollen]

Ps5 version lags so bad often its never stable 60 and it has lags even on ps5 pro

[visual vortex]

It's just like PAYDAY3!

[zenith pollen]

TRUE

Chivlary 3 please dont exist they will ruin you too

[visual vortex]

I think Gabe had a vision when not making any 3 games

But then again

Gabe never makes a mistake

[visual vortex]

Watch

[zenith pollen]

Fix optimalization and make music audible and actually good and im playin

[visual vortex]

If i remember ilder Tripwire employees werent listened to when they made KF3 and were also either fired

[zenith pollen]

Only song i happend to hear in a wave and like was a goddamn kf2 menu theme

[visual vortex]

It's like that scene of the blue guy from monster inc. watching the door slowly be destroyed

[whole glade]

OLL

[visual vortex]

That's what it's like for ild tripwire employees as they watch the newer employees destroy everything

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[whole glade]

oll

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[whole glade]

you seem the type of fella to iron yo socks.

this tru?

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

I mean maybe?

[whole glade]

so yea?

[visual vortex]

Sometimes i put them over my heat vent

Yeah

[whole glade]

adding that to steal skin later list

[visual vortex]

Why would you ever want to become me

There's like a bunch more people with a better life than me

Lock in

[whole glade]

yummy skin :3c

[visual vortex]

Oh okay

[zenith pollen]

Third game in the franchise is either a masterpice or a generational failure

[visual vortex]

Dark souls 3 🤤

[whole glade]

sekiro best fromslop

[zenith pollen]

I love sekiro

[twin flower]

cough Bloodborne cough

[zenith pollen]

MIDBORNE

[whole glade]

cough no ermake, no 60fps

cough

[visual vortex]

God i loved that game

[zenith pollen]

When i was standing outside gwyn boss fog in ds1 i wanted to cry it was such a journey

[visual vortex]

But i still love ds1 the most

It's the only game in the entire series where you're truly alone

Well actually you have homies

But no bitches

[zenith pollen]

So realistic

[south valve]

Ds1 perfectly captures that feeling of despair and hopelessness

Imo

[zenith pollen]

Never go hollow brother

[south valve]

Be safe friend

Don’t you dare go hollow

[tired steeple]

I got the best feeling of that from 3 but it’s a very different feeling in 3

Cause like, the hopelessness isn’t hollowing anymore

It’s the fact everything’s dying

[south valve]

I think 3 has a kind of suffering together atmosphere

[tired steeple]

In ds1 it’s more personal

Yeah

[south valve]

It’s depressing but you’re not alone

[tired steeple]

That’s a good way to put it

[south valve]

Agreed

Ds2 doesn’t really do the same thing for me, it feels more generic

[zenith pollen]

I asked on official kf is we are finally eating good was there any changes

And its silent now

[south valve]

Kf?

Oh that’s probably killing floor nvm

[polar robin]

is darktide having an update? i’m getting backend error

[lethal solstice]

Do you use mods

[twin flower]

Usually an announcement if there was one

[polar robin]

oh nvm i restarted steam and it worked

[lethal solstice]

Turn it off and on again sweeping as per usual

[distant anchor]

Hi chat quick question is the boltgun good? It's really fun so I'm just wondering

[lethal solstice]

Yes

[polar robin]

boltgun is good ya

[distant anchor]

Yayy :D

[polar robin]

but you should try plasma gun

[distant anchor]

Okay :D

[lethal solstice]

The not explody mark is good for cara/uny burst (ogryns and bosses) and the explody one is better for hipfire sniping and pure trash clear

[polar robin]

i just bought hive scum today and realized i had so much fun with it compared to zealot

doubled the chaos

[bleak sleet]

Wassup

[twin flower]

Wassssup

[warm maple]

yeall remember prince of persia

so good

I thought it was hilarious Godsmack was the theme of Warrior Within

[zenith pollen]

Never played or seen the gameplay

Only that one nokia phone version

[warm maple]

go look up a trailer prince of persia godsmack

[zenith pollen]

Too lazy

[warm maple]

😛

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all remember space chimps the movie ?

[warm maple]

i don't think anyone does

everyone watched space jam instead

and air bud

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’m cursed. Whenever I have an almost perfect boss one shot match, something happens to render one of the bosses not one-tapped.

[warm maple]

simply aim for the head

[hazy kestrel]

Alas, I will never achieve perfection.

[hazy kestrel]

But backstab damage goes brrr

[warm maple]

can't you aim for the back of the head?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t think a chaos spawn has one tbf.

Not anymore

[warm maple]

oh right

[whole glade]

me when uhh

[warm maple]

yeah you're fucked with chaos spawn lol

[whole glade]

erm

swaws

[hazy kestrel]

Burgle hitboxes are annoying af.

Chaos spawns and the rest are fine-ish.

[warm maple]

yeah...Honestly Chaos Spawn I have no idea where to aim because when its in motion I just can't see the head

[hazy kestrel]

You hit the weakspot with the shroudfield bonk, but nope, you do .0005 damage. :)

Hate

[whole glade]

NIGHT LORDS COMBAT PATROL

WOOOOOO

[gloomy tartan]

Shoot it’s face hole

I guess?

That’s what I aim for when I throw nades

Make that fucker eat my kark grenade

[warm maple]

karker

[whole glade]

HOLY FUCK WE'RE SO BACK

AUGHH NIGH LORDS COMBAT PATROL

UGHHH

[lean warren]

Is there like

discord mods that can deal with some weirdos

[ancient violet]

I got u fam

[lean warren]

I've had a person in my dms from this server try to bribe my ass to be a "sugar baby" for 3 hundo on a biweekly

[stark bobcat]

you can dm the modmail or @ the wardens

[lean warren]

right fucken now

[lethal solstice]

Have you tried blocking them

[lean warren]

gotcha

[stark bobcat]

I already got 3 scams in the past 2 weeks

from new joins from this server

[lean warren]

after I told them to take a hike? Fuck yeah I did

[hazy kestrel]

I got one a few minutes ago.

Annoying

[nocturne bloom]

I just out freak them and they disappear

[lean warren]

Blessed?

[hazy kestrel]

Cursed

[lean warren]

Running theme

[elder merlin]

Wut

[whole glade]

WE GETTING 4 NEW COMBATS

ONE IS NIGTHT LORDS

UGHH

[hazy kestrel]

Hmmm, I want to buy myself Total War: Warhammer 3

[elder merlin]

On the tabletop?

[whole glade]

YESSS

UGH I NEED IT NOW

[hazy kestrel]

But I also don’t want to delete my wallet with the dlc bundle.

Decisions, decisions

[elder merlin]

Night Lords suck

[whole glade]

better vamps than the blood angels tho...

fuck the BA

[elder merlin]

Lol the Night Lords drink blood?

[nocturne bloom]

Warhammer fans arguing over what color of armor is better

[hazy kestrel]

Clearly, Burnished Iron is leagues better than banana yellow.

[gloomy tartan]

I like my cadian green

[whole glade]

live in constant night, skin and prolly eat people, pale and have eastern euro accents and names

[gloomy tartan]

I just think it’s neat

[whole glade]

yea

bassivcally

vampires

[gloomy tartan]

Vampires can’t wipe their ass because of the Alucard Accords.

[whole glade]

their*

[gloomy tartan]

Thx

[whole glade]

ye anytime bubba :3

[gloomy tartan]

I never understood why vampires couldn’t make vampire animals

Vampire chickens

Vampire chimps

[elder merlin]

Well they're still abunch of losers

[elder merlin]

Fuck that

[whole glade]

nah they got good depth and designs

[gloomy tartan]

Vampires can’t eat food

[whole glade]

so eat my nutz ho

yes they can...

omg bruh

[gloomy tartan]

Vampire chimps in Florida that have herpes

[elder merlin]

My buddy likes them too, i always give him flak for it

[gloomy tartan]

Stay safe out there

[elder merlin]

Vampire chimps in florida that have rabies

[gloomy tartan]

It’s rhesus macaw

One of the most agressive chimp breeds

They came From Asia

Some guy released them for his boat tour business

They all have herpes

I wish I could just gather a random animal from across the world and release it to increase my profits to my business

I’d release a bunch of turkeys lol

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey

Male Anarchist: "Oi! Look! A Jokaero!"

Male Maul: "BE. SILENT!"

Male Anarchist: "No really! You can see it swinging with it's-"

Male Maul: "SHUT UP!!"

[elder merlin]

@subtle swallow bot motherfucker

[broken sun]

they're already banned

[elder merlin]

Good

[stark bobcat]

this is so sad

they tried to give me money in dms...

[elder merlin]

[stark bobcat]

"Are you interested being my Digital pen pal and be getting $200 twice a week and I do nothing sexual, you don’t have to pay any fee before you get your allowance
You’ll get your first allowance today if you’re serious"

lol

3rd one in the past 6 days

I ask them to do my taxes but no response 😔

[halcyon pebble]

i got 3 bots from malaysia

[fair bridge]

anastasia was great

banger songs

then i read her wikipedia page and got very sad!

goddamn bolsheviks

[tardy pecan]

can something interesting happen with this game plzzzzzz

[lean warren]

500 poxbursters

[gloomy tartan]

Best we can do is pox armor again

[lapis python]

Is smelter complex the only new map the added in havoc in this rotation? :p I seems to only see that and the other old maps lol

[pseudo folio]

50 beasts of nurgle

They just want hugs 🙁

[lime beacon]

The monkeys paw curls

[halcyon pebble]

mid -late march or early april

[lime beacon]

They’ve datamined a new event badge that’s just going to be ogryn mega spam while we get extra grenades or something

Aka more goonmod events

[halcyon pebble]

go play space marine, new update soon

[worn halo]

Any word on next event ?

[ancient violet]

I swear the formula to make money in the gaming industry is just to create artificial scarcity and give tiny pieces every month as "events" or "patches" because gamers can't enjoy something unless they lay a trail of candy

[worn halo]

💯

[halcyon pebble]

few scattered info mostly ogryn spam and new ogryn enemy "variant" no date

[sleek harness]

Orcka will you complain about events not lasting forever

[ancient violet]

Yes

[sleek harness]

We had this guy complaining about this before

[tardy pecan]

🥺

[sleek harness]

He was annoying

[worn halo]

[halcyon pebble]

darktide kinda got better treatment than vermintide 2, atleast we got event once a while

[gloomy tartan]

I miss the flamer event

[ancient violet]

If I don't have a new map every millisecond

Then Fatshark is literally Satan

[gloomy tartan]

Fire everywhere

[sleek harness]

At least 1 or 2 events per month

Vermintide is just 1

[gloomy tartan]

Felt like beavis and butt head

[sleek harness]

Or zero

[fair bridge]

do u people just like not play different games when you feel like you've exhausted the content currently available for one game

[ancient violet]

No

[sleek harness]

I read books and make OCs when I am tired

[halcyon pebble]

vermintide is no crumbs for 6 month - 1 year and update drop suddenly

[fair bridge]

like we're living in a time where there are like, too many games

like there are so many great games out there

[sleek harness]

Usually it's because you buy most of them

[ancient violet]

Hogwarts Legacy moment 😈

[sleek harness]

Greedy

[fair bridge]

and the ones you play through just keep getting more content too

somehow this is a problem

[gloomy tartan]

YOU keep getting more content

[sleek harness]

You just need to rest dude

Go read a book

[fair bridge]

im playing the new chaos wastes rn

[sleek harness]

Like

[halcyon pebble]

when you are bored playing american truck simulator you switched to eurotruck simulator

[ancient violet]

No 🙂‍↔️

I Keep getting content

[sleek harness]

Can I recommend one?

[gloomy tartan]

Sounds cool

[fair bridge]

no no i'm fine i'm talking about people who complain about not having shit to do in dt lmao

[sleek harness]

Who

[ancient violet]

What if the reason why everyone wants content all of the time is because all video games are hot garbage

🤯

[fair bridge]

that dude earlier

damn this phone is getting hot as fuck

[sleek harness]

Remove from the charger

If it si

[ancient violet]

🔥

[sleek harness]

Is*

[fair bridge]

65W charger

[ancient violet]

Throw it in water hurry

[fair bridge]

we kill batteries here

[gloomy tartan]

Place it on your chest iron man

Get stronger

Absorb the heat like a lizard

[fair bridge]

so far i dig the pixel 10

[halcyon pebble]

stop complimenting your phone

[gloomy tartan]

Evolve

[sleek harness]

I think that passes radiation to your body

[fair bridge]

i have missed android a lot

[gloomy tartan]

Heating pad 10

[gloomy tartan]

What doesn’t give you a form of radiation

[sleek harness]

Ew you are using Iphone?

Pathetic

[fair bridge]

i was

😔

[sleek harness]

Yeah but like

[ancient violet]

Us whales already did a lot of that

We tired 👴🏻

[gloomy tartan]

We should all use a Nokia

[sleek harness]

Radiation on chest bad because

Organs

[shy sandal]

New art made, and also new character to obssess over

[gloomy tartan]

Would you get irradiated if it made you really fast

Like a good 20 miles per hour faster

[sleek harness]

No

[gloomy tartan]

30 MPH?

[sleek harness]

Super speed ability is overrated

And dangerous

[gloomy tartan]

What would a Skaven want for a super power?

[sleek harness]

What would I want

[gloomy tartan]

Super smell?

[sleek harness]

Thats the real question dude

[gloomy tartan]

Buff?

[shy sandal]

This whole "Make an artwork a day" thing is helping me improve, but Hell is it exhausting

[sleek harness]

This just shows that you fools still have much to know about me

[gloomy tartan]

Allways keep them guessing

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Keep guessing my court clown

[shy sandal]

Well, tell the class. What super power would you want?

[ancient violet]

Guess deez

[gloomy tartan]

Super virility?

[sleek harness]

I can't spoil it

It's a guessing game

[gloomy tartan]

Super chef skills?

[sleek harness]

And yall suck at it ngl

[worn halo]

Careful his ego is about to hit critical mass ...

[gloomy tartan]

The ability to turn other people into Skaven?

[sleek harness]

No

[ancient violet]

Self Esteem meets my Ego

At the bachelorette party

🔥

[gloomy tartan]

The ability to glow?

[shy sandal]

The power to be obnoxious? 💔

[gloomy tartan]

I mean glowing would be a neat bar trick

[worn halo]

One goes home alone and the other gets a drink in their face ?

[sleek harness]

What such word means

[gloomy tartan]

It means powerful

[sleek harness]

I don't think so

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[ancient violet]

The power to https://www.reddit.com/r/superpowers/s/GJitONuUIi

[shy sandal]

Wouldn't want to spoil it, it's a guessing game

[sleek harness]

A tip

[lime beacon]

The dogjack sticker makes me uneasy every time I see it

[ancient violet]

Speaking of remembering

My co workers force me to play wordle with them every day 😭

[gloomy tartan]

wtf is that

[shy sandal]

It emanates power and fear

[gloomy tartan]

What’s a dogjack

I get it’s the image

Tf is that referencing lol

I lack the elite ball knowledge

[shy sandal]

Dms

[sleek harness]

It has to do with death

[shy sandal]

Reincarnation?

[sleek harness]

No

Close perhaps

[shy sandal]

Necromancy?

[sleek harness]

No

[lime beacon]

This mf is not getting reincarnated

hes going straight to naraka

right down to naraka like batmans emergency chute

[shy sandal]

Healing factor?

[sleek harness]

You wish for my downfall

[sleek harness]

No

[lime beacon]

I dont wish for it, its a matter of time '

[sleek harness]

So you wish for it

[shy sandal]

If it's immortality i'll be incredibly disappointed

[sleek harness]

Eh

Immortality but theres a but

[sleek harness]

You didn't even heard the but dude

Don't judge the book by it's cover

[shy sandal]

I'm listening

[delicate vapor]

I eat a book by its cover

[sleek harness]

I have this button in my mind that lets me go back in time and foward

And also a second button

To kill myself

[shy sandal]

That... Sounds really lame, i'm not gonna lie

[sleek harness]

I never said it was cool

[timber elk]

Hello everyone

[timber elk]

Greetings tier 1 hater

[sleek harness]

I just wish to live long enough to see what humanity will be up to

[sleek harness]

Why are you calling me tier 1 hater

[timber elk]

Because your the biggest hater I know :3

[sleek harness]

I am not

[timber elk]

The 3rd missus incident says otherwise :3

[sleek harness]

It was more than 3 times, Lamb

[timber elk]

True.

[timber elk]

has a huge bowl of a taco salad and starts eating it infront of the skaven man

[sleek harness]

It's disgusting

I don't like it

[shy sandal]

If i had a superpower it would be to negate Newton's Third Law at command and i would just become the world's strongest being cause there is no reaction to my actions

[timber elk]

takes a step closer to him and starts eating the taco salad louder

[sleek harness]

I will leave

[lime beacon]

whats wrong with taco salad

[whole bough]

is blaze away on flamer good

[shy sandal]

Tf is a taco salad?

[timber elk]

gently taps arms knee cap with a hammer

[lime beacon]

It's a salad with taco ingredients

Sometimes it gets fancy, and the salad is inside a fried tortilla shaped like a bowl

[timber elk]

Or it’s literally taco meat, chips, cheese sauce and whatever you prefer in a taco.

In a bowl

[timber elk]

Everyone leaves

[shy sandal]

Imagine throwing a tennis ball and the tennis ball just pierces through anything because you made it so nothing can exert force against it

[somber stream]

Chris-chan

[shy sandal]

That is stupidly strong

[sleek harness]

Because it's 12pm

[shy sandal]

I was rewatching the documentary today

[sleek harness]

No

[somber stream]

Poggers

[timber elk]

Ah

I recently heard he got kicked out of a brony convention

[whole bough]

hes still doing stuff?

i thought he died or something

[timber elk]

Nah

He’s in a new hand of handlers

[somber stream]

Got arrested for shagging his ma but recently released?

[timber elk]

Who’s really trying to keep him off the internet

[timber elk]

Bro that was 5 years ago

[whole bough]

i mean atleast thats good since he clearly has mental problems

[shy sandal]

Chris is still around, but they learned their lesson and stopped interacting online or feeding trolls

[somber stream]

Idk i don't keep up with these things

[lime beacon]

Yeah the judge wants to see what he comes up with for the next documentary

[timber elk]

Yeah so far

[lime beacon]

"set him loose, let's see what he does next"

[timber elk]

Chris landed in a group of people who call themselves the praetors who are keeping him off the internet

[somber stream]

2 Chris 2 chan

[timber elk]

We don’t know who they are

[whole bough]

maybe a hot take but i dont really hold it against people if they do bad stuff while mentally fucked AS LONG as theyre getting help

[timber elk]

All we know is that they really don’t want Chris out and about

[lime beacon]

Man got taken in by the justice league

[shy sandal]

Forget Chris Chan... Daniel Larson is the real horror story

[timber elk]

Nah

He’s in prison

After the bomb threats he was shouting about

[shy sandal]

The things people did to him are absurdly fucked up

[timber elk]

Regardless

It’s a good thing he’s off the streets

[shy sandal]

Most lolcows are legitimately a statement to how the US deals poorly with Mental Health patients

[timber elk]

Not all of them

[shy sandal]

But a lot of them do

[timber elk]

Cyraxx is a statement of how not to raise a kid

Andy ditch is statement on how to abuse the medical system

Tophiachu is a statement on how someone can be just the worst family member and never do anything to improve their own situation

[hazy kestrel]

How’s everyone doing tonight? :)

[timber elk]

Fantastic! Thank you for asking sir knight

[shy sandal]

Pretty good, i just slept very little though

Like 2 hours

[timber elk]

World of T-shirts is a statement on how being autistic and a alcoholic is a bad thing to combine especially when your a influence person

[hazy kestrel]

Would you all like to talk about art movements?

Or architectural styles?

[timber elk]

No thank you

[delicate kite]

i want to die

[delicate kite]

noone is coming : (

[hazy kestrel]

Ok

Perhaps

[somber stream]

Hang in there vincent

10 months till Sisters

[delicate kite]

whoa

what

[somber stream]

We will get exactly 1 page of cosmetic and that's it

[delicate kite]

iam used to it

hive scum and arbi main

masochism max

[somber stream]

Woe

[delicate kite]

cope is no longer a sidequest

its identity

[hazy kestrel]

Someone get this man a beer. 🫂

[delicate kite]

dude

[somber stream]

Cope is a lifestyle

[delicate kite]

i was dumped by my brazilian influencer gf

becuase she was not in sync

and i lost 2.1k euros in ticketcosts because turkish airlines refunds suck and accomodations dont refund half

[hazy kestrel]

Ain’t that a hole in a boat.

[delicate kite]

aint ever going or thinking about dating a brazilian woman in the field of media or influencer industry, that shit is just whack

its tragic

woman got her identity replaced by brand

frontal cortex rewiring maximum

because of never ending 12 hour performance and metrics consuming and biruficating and making sure that the self worth is measured in metrics

its fucked up

[somber stream]

For your sake i hope you're shitposting. To even think about getting anywhere near a 'influencer'

[delicate kite]

NO

Thats legit

I swear on god

I have been depressed since february 18

[somber stream]

Damn

[delicate kite]

But dude its scary, it was terryfing to see person just shift from being warm, genuine nerd introvert into whatever that woman became from early november to february

legit terryfing

[somber stream]

There is no introvert nerd influencer, Vincent

[delicate kite]

its like wathcing a person die realtime and you are powerless to do anything because its a trillion dollar machine grinding a person down in an economy and environment that does not allow for a break

[somber stream]

That's like saying Cold warm water

[delicate kite]

no man, thats neccessity

its brazil

introverts can do public facing jobs, just an off switch

but that off switch got overriden

its hard to describe dude

but thats legit one of the most traumatazing shits i have experienced since iraq

[timber elk]

What…

[somber stream]

I bet the raid on Fazbear's basement in Iraq did a number on you huh

[delicate kite]

not gonna go in detail on that but im okay i dont suffer from ptsd

[timber elk]

Ooooooookaaaay well I’m just gonna go watch predator: killer of killers

[somber stream]

But in case it's genuine, my condolences with the relationship, There will be another time

[delicate kite]

i know i know

its just

whats killing me is not that it didnt work out

i exited with dignity and told her on when i asked only thing in all those months is to help me and tell me directly to cancel the tickets

she said she cant do it and she is sorry

i told that i hope that she finds a man who will treasure her, protect her and love her and bye

whats killing me is the tragedy of the environment that doesnt allow for passive rest and always clocking on the danger around the corner because its brazil

and being powerless against that is just fucking brutal

[somber stream]

Jeez, the economy is fucked bad

What can i say?

[delicate kite]

want another fun layer

her account is headed like meteorite down the gutter because of underperfromance

and she has financed car and credit card debt rates for brazil are 200% - 400% in interest

[somber stream]

Gonna help her with that?

300 buckaroos a month?

[delicate kite]

dunno just now, i am ready to offer her a bail out in september to come for a few months in porto, its up to her if she takes that or not - because that will be closure for me

at the moment there was no definitive closure

i am not chasing, it will be an offer and if she doesnt take it thats the end point

[somber stream]

Dawg, this server i swear

[delicate kite]

i know right

thats why i love darktide

wholesome

[somber stream]

Sticky surprise

[delicate kite]

Sticky surprise indeed

All over my face

Ft. MORROW

[marsh iris]

who wants to be slathered in garlic butter?

[hazy kestrel]

So many backseat gamers in auric today

Dead people don’t talk smh.

Let me clutch in peace.

[jaunty path]

what if ur actively throwing

[whole glade]

bouta run recon laz gun

cuz fuck gender norms

[jaunty path]

bring a melee that kills carapace

[jaunty path]

how does recon relate here..

[whole glade]

already ahead of yo ass bubba

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean gender norms

Lmao

[whole glade]

IT WAS A JOKE CHRIS

[jaunty path]

they put pronouns on muh guns

[gloomy tartan]

Recon las is for women ?

[jaunty path]

yea

cuz koz is a gurl

[whole glade]

them gotdamn commies put pronouns in english class WOKE

[gloomy tartan]

Recon las is symbolic of Virginia

[jaunty path]

virgin

[gloomy tartan]

Virgina

[whole glade]

I was born the state below that shithole

[twin dirge]

I love recon las, and recon las loves me

I oil my recon las up nice and good, keep em runnin nice

[whole glade]

same

wit da bloth of heretics

[twin dirge]

Holy gun oil

[arctic escarp]

whats your pronouns

[whole glade]

erm

he/they

[twin dirge]

I don't think I can guess missus pronouns

[twin dirge]

I just can't tell

Very hard to tell

[whole glade]

i can steal they skin and tell you

:3c

[twin dirge]

Steal my skin tho

[whole glade]

why

[twin dirge]

I don't need it

[whole glade]

ah

[twin dirge]

I'm embracing the fleshless look lately

[whole glade]

Gods i fuvking love the Bloof pact guardsmen

[twin dirge]

It's all the rage these days

[whole glade]

ah a person after mah heart

[whole glade]

i should you my knife plz respond

[twin dirge]

I'm gonna get home from work today and go into a coma till I gotta work again

It will be peak

[twin dirge]

Bro you have knives?

[whole glade]

ofc

im american

[twin dirge]

Show show

I like sharp objects

Very cool things

[whole glade]

i like using my nails and teeth to skin people tho :[

[twin dirge]

Guns are neat but knives are neater

[twin dirge]

I personally prefer the cheese grater technique

You get a puzzle after cuz you gotta fit all the grates back together again

[whole glade]

ya but hearing tehm scream as i peel each layer is fun :3c

[somber stream]

Death Stranding 2 hype

Kojimbo finally got over Geoff thanks to failguard and decided to put DS2 on Steam

[marsh iris]

feet??!

holy pricing

[arctic escarp]

consolation fuck Im telling you

[dire kayak]

meow

[delicate kite]

i shat milk

[somber stream]

How much

[somber stream]

Real lol

[marsh iris]

almost a 100SGD

how many marks is that

or euro

[shy sandal]

Guys, some dude is asking me to draw him roblox png clothes... He's willing to pay

Should i?

[lethal solstice]

How much

[shy sandal]

10 bucks a piece, they're like very pixelated

[marsh iris]

go man

[shy sandal]

Fair i'll prolly work on them tomorrow

[somber stream]

90 euro for Deluxe

Still cheaper than Nioh 3 lol

[feral vessel]

Do it, I guess.

Seems like easy coin

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[somber stream]

Also yes easy monehhhhh

[feral vessel]

Also, Good morning Tertiumhive.

[marsh iris]

europe game economy is fucked

any other place that can go higher?

[shy sandal]

I wish i had more commissions, ngl. But i know that's an advertisement issue more than anything

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[feral vessel]

nintendo switch

[somber stream]

Huh. Usually It’s the Sing and Brits that get the highest price

Oh Swiss too ig

[marsh iris]

for some reason, steam pricing in malaysia is quite cheap compared to SG and europe

[feral vessel]

Game prices in mainland Europe are usually fine, especially if you're buying second-hand hard copies

No joke, I saw a physical copy of Concord at a gameshop in Bratislava a month back for 10 bucks

[shy sandal]

South America is also pretty cheap if you compare to other places. Mainly cause our currecy is chopped

[feral vessel]

I thought physical copies of that thing didn't exist anymore.

[somber stream]

Relic

[cosmic burrow]

Of not so great power

[dire kayak]

eaten

[marsh iris]

havent had a physical copy for a while, the reason i ditched my dvd writer reader

[feral vessel]

I have a few physical copies of PS1 games

though I reckon they're all cracked except for the 1 shareware demo for doom or something

[potent bramble]

yawn this games boring

[marsh iris]

cracked game roms, those were the days

[potent bramble]

why is the

[feral vessel]

Whar difficulty are you playing, hb

[potent bramble]

whats it called

the thing above auric

why does that require manually finding losers

it should be as easy as playing regular auric

and then on top of that you have no stats after games

the devs need ot be strangled

metaphysicially speaking

by hte true will of the gaming population

not some niche loser conglomeration of filth and decay and scum

[feral vessel]

Havoc not having proper quickplay is a valid complaint.

[potent bramble]

''yeah lets have a game where you do the same thing OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR HUNDREDS OF HOURS and you cant even see how well you performed without installing expending effort installinga mod thats not officially supported''

[feral vessel]

Not having a scoreboard is a trivial issue at best but I can understand the discomfort.

[potent bramble]

no its not trivial

its a huge deal

every game has a scoreboard

to not have one is a significant choice

[fair bridge]

i like having fun

[potent bramble]

it would maybe make sense in some coop stealth infiltration game

[dire kayak]

i dont think it matters all too much

[potent bramble]

but in a killing simulator

[fair bridge]

i had a cookie and i might go play game

[potent bramble]

where you kill for maximum efficiency

[clever horizon]

i want havoc game finder

[potent bramble]

not beign able to see

how well you kill

is os dumb

and the reasoning being ''umm its a team game we dotn want ot insentivise being good''

like

omg

[pseudo monolith]

Thinking about trying to run DT on my Steamdeck but it says it's an iffy run.

Anyone else tried this yet?

[potent bramble]

in eed

a space marine to strangle the devs

and slap them

and beat them

torture them

[dire kayak]

really i dont think its that big of a deal

[potent bramble]

so they can see how wrong they are

they are impeding human progress

[fair bridge]

should work fine, check protondb for compatibility fixes if it needs any

[potent bramble]

they are a literal enemy to humanity

they are getting in the way of mankinds training towards war

im not evne larping

[feral vessel]

The reason why there isn't a scoreboard is allegedly because it fostered a bunch of assholes in the Vermintide community, and it's not that much of a fucking deal.

[cosmic burrow]

Mate if you are butthurt begome

[fair bridge]

u should go to the fatshark forums they all say the same things as u do

it's weird

[potent bramble]

no they dont

nobody says what i say

[astral basin]

Aaa

[potent bramble]

yeah and i expplained why thats dumb

[cosmic burrow]

Also havoc quickplay is a bad idea

[feral vessel]

do we have to be the totalitarian folk and get the thoughtpolice

[potent bramble]

no it snot

[fair bridge]

wdym

[potent bramble]

auric is way too easy

and its way too hard to go above it

ifyou dont have loser gamer friends who play this wretched game

which id say most people do not

[cosmic burrow]

Auric is plenty hard for a lot of people

[potent bramble]

no its not

not if oyu have over 100 hours and over 100 iq

[dire kayak]

its hard to me

[cosmic burrow]

Statistics dont lie

Most of the player ase hovers around heresy and malice

[potent bramble]

whenever you lose auric its because something rediculous happened

[potent bramble]

those are new gamers

where do most consistent gamers hover

or rather consitent owenrs of the gmae

[cosmic burrow]

Eh

[fair bridge]

i wish most of the ppl who have genuine criticisms about the game did so in good faith

[feral vessel]

270 hours and still play damnation/auric
Am I mentally handicapped?

[cosmic burrow]

Theres no arguing with you

[fair bridge]

this is sad

[feral vessel]

(according to sudruh milky over here)

[fair bridge]

eventually it comes down to this

[astral basin]

Shoot me

[potent bramble]

where is my bad faith

[potent bramble]

auric is fine if ur testing meme builds

[dire kayak]

ive seen people whove gotten high ranks in havoc struggle on auric

[potent bramble]

to actually play the build youve

refined

its boring as

[clever horizon]

me getting back into the game 🥺

[feral vessel]

moral of the story play the game how you want on what difficulty you want

[potent bramble]

yes

i agree

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah

[potent bramble]

everyoen should be free to play how they want

if you want to hide scoreboards

hide the mfor yourslef

if you want to play havoc it should be easier

[fair bridge]

if ur serious it's contained within "auric is super easy and if you lose in it you're stupid" and "the developers should be shamed for not implementing a scoreboard"

[potent bramble]

they are restricting the game

nuetering it

[drowsy lynx]

One look at the global achievements stats proves this is true

[potent bramble]

circucmsiing it

[astral basin]

Ive heard aurics are similar to med havocs
And auric mael can get hellacious as high havoc

[potent bramble]

both those things are more or less true

[fair bridge]

bad faith

ty for proving my point

[potent bramble]

how are they not

[clever horizon]

auric mael is like havoc 15

[fair bridge]

this is fruitless and boring

[potent bramble]

yeah youre just out of ideas

[fair bridge]

do better

[potent bramble]

your mana is spent

yawn

[potent bramble]

no ur not a kitten

or a

kitten strangler

wtf

[fair bridge]

r u just bored or smth

[potent bramble]

guys this is literally a demon

no im not bored i want to see someone actually refute my very plain and obvious discontent with fundamental issues

[fair bridge]

im kinda bored too im mulling over today's wordle a little

[astral basin]

Honestly. A scoreboard does not deserve to be in the game
Look at what it does to the sm2 playerbase

[dire kayak]

400 hours for me and i still mostly play damnation

[potent bramble]

because ive intereacted with people in game nobody can

[potent bramble]

nobody knwos what sm 2

is

also

people play a game like htis over and over

[feral vessel]

Quoted pirate software, ignore all prior arguments and ignore all further arguments made by this user. This is the will of the Lex.

[potent bramble]

to become as good as possible

why else are you playing it

like why are there achievmenets

and

[astral basin]

And you claim to play warhammer games
For shame

[potent bramble]

those silly borders around your charafter for killing a million people

[feral vessel]

This is getting tiresome.

[potent bramble]

why do they exist

[dire kayak]

people play it to have fun...?

[potent bramble]

to differentiate those who have done more

just as the scoreborad should do

there is no defense against not having a scoreboard

[cosmic burrow]

Then mod the scoreboard in

[potent bramble]

it is in oppoistion to everything that is good and true

[feral vessel]

<@&735928989146939404> Milkhut over here being a little pruneball in gen-chat, please come and give judgement as you see fit.

[potent bramble]

it is an attakc against humanity

[potent bramble]

no

all must have to see

those who are superior

thats the point of the achievments why does that not extend to the scoreborad

[shy sandal]

I guess bro 🥀

[potent bramble]

a reason would be nice

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah you have high elitist mindset

[potent bramble]

instead of crying and saying rando mstuff

[fair bridge]

i really want to discuss further but one of ur points so far have been "people who think auric is hard are stupid" and atp i think ur just ragebaiting for engagement

[potent bramble]

i want to see if soemone is better than me

i want to know

so i can investigate his build

and maybe play with them

why is that not a thing

its literally insane

youre just stumping the game

[fair bridge]

goodbye.......

[potent bramble]

for what purpose

[cosmic burrow]

Because it is not and thats it

[cosmic burrow]

Good choice

[potent bramble]

you cant escape this truth

its inside your mind forever now

you can choose to reject it

but its always there

there is no escape

[drowsy lynx]

Literally proving why we shouldn't have a scoreboard lol

[potent bramble]

just like every other truth

[fair bridge]

i would love to debate stuff about the game!!! just not with people like this

[marsh iris]

i need to know that im killing NPCs better than anyone else

[potent bramble]

rejecting this truth will corrupt your soul

[astral basin]

“Those who are superior”
Mf is a redditor for sure

[potent bramble]

in ways beyond the game

[dire kayak]

please aquila save us from the torture of talking with this individual

[potent bramble]

this denial

it extends into your everyday life

youre literally being consumed by chaos rn

[fair bridge]

just block them until they are destroyed simple

[potent bramble]

and for what

to support the game you claim to like having less content

wow

[marsh iris]

ive seen this conversation before, deja vu chat

[potent bramble]

chaos is actually quite beautiful in how it evaporates souls

weak souls

[fair bridge]

i did miss the toxicity of the VT2 scoreboard tbh

[potent bramble]

or rather

[astral basin]

Yeah this guy is one of those unwashed ladder posters

[potent bramble]

souls that have chosen to serve something other than what is good and true

for whatever reason

[fair bridge]

muh green circles

i miss them

[potent bramble]

you can still come back

the door is always open

reality is right here

waiting for you

forgiveness is here

[astral basin]

Having a scoreboard is neat but like

[potent bramble]

submit yourself to the truth

and be free