general-chat

[visual vortex]

I hate loose cannon

[dire kayak]

stabs you 57 times

[ember nimbus]

cutthroat > loose cannon > professional

[visual vortex]

Beats you into a pile of strawberry jam to the point of your family hardly recognizing you

[visual vortex]

Cutthroat>professional>loose cannon

[nocturne bloom]

They should yell at me for practice

[rancid shore]

I like to believe that one says "FOR KRIEG"

Because I have the Krieger fit

Freaks

[visual vortex]

Cutthroat feels like it was intended to be the main veteran voice ngl

[nocturne bloom]

[rancid shore]

no

NONONO WAITWAITWAIT

@dire kayak cute pfp btw

[dire kayak]

i want fem loose cannon to stab me,,,,

[visual vortex]

I want fem loose cannon to be brutally mauled to death by a pox hound or a little chaos spawn

Same for loner psykers

And male loose cannon

[dire kayak]

my veteran solo'd a burgle and plague ogryn

and she's a loose cannon

[nocturne bloom]

I need to be yelled at on repeat

🗣️

[dire kayak]

PUT YA KARKIN BOOT IN!!! 🗣️ 🗣️ ‼️‼️‼️

[visual vortex]

I need Hestia prine to hold me like a little baby

[nocturne bloom]

[rancid shore]

Fish react em

[visual vortex]

You got it

Fish time!

Fish time!

[rancid shore]

NOOOOO

Why'd you do this to me

How dare y'all

[dire kayak]

NO DYING TILL I SAY SO 🗣️ 🗣️ ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[visual vortex]

Y'all

Country ass hick

[zenith pollen]

Can you change crosshair in darktide?

[zenith pollen]

The little dot in the middle when using a staff is hard to see sometimes

[dire kayak]

for the golden fragging throne!!!!!!!!!

[visual vortex]

You ruined it with loose cannon voice

[dire kayak]

why does cutthroat get so many shout lines

at least give professional some more

[visual vortex]

Because he and professional are the best ones

Cutthroat is the most fleshed out and was probably going to be the only actual voice

[dire kayak]

nuh uh

[visual vortex]

My evidence:

His voice is funny

[dire kayak]

loose cannon is the best

[visual vortex]

And i really hate looose cannon

[dire kayak]

stabs you 67 times

[quaint moss]

28 stab wounds

[dire kayak]

i missed half of them

[quaint moss]

DIDNT WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE DID YOU

[visual vortex]

I hate quirky voices in games where a fucking god of rot is infiltrating a city of billions

[dire kayak]

ogryn has 2 personalities that are very silly

[lilac crag]

NOT ONE STEP BACK

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all think the emperor is fickle ?

[lilac crag]

[gloomy tartan]

Cutthroat does lol

[tired inlet]

I think the Hive Scum was hitting on the Zealot

and the zealot was..receptive?

[dire kayak]

you, me, in the closet of the chapel

ill be waiting

[lilac crag]

oh okay

[nocturne bloom]

Woah

WOAH

[blazing hawk]

Wazap peeps

[quaint moss]

am like psyker, forget which one

[quaint moss]

toast 🍞

[dire kayak]

fem loner,,,,,

[quaint moss]

my psyker is male, and he looks homeless

i should check next time im on

he complains in a funny way, with a goofy voice

[quaint moss]

i have the dot turned off :3
[im insane]

[nocturne bloom]

Erm actually having the dot off is a higher skill ceiling

[ember nimbus]

usually i play games that are trying to be immersive without a hud

with this many cooldowns and talents you are kinda gimping yourself if you do it

not even speaking of spidey sense

[quaint moss]

like the big numbies, so am have hud on

[dire kayak]

viper commandos: what's stealth?
redacted regiment: nobody sees me
siege breakers: ITS STILL STEALTH IF YOU KILL ALL WITNESSES🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[shell night]

This is your reminder to pick up all plasteel and diamantine you can. You may not need it, but your teammates might.

[dire kayak]

other people need them?

i just pick them up to snack on them after the mission

i love eating plasteel,,,,,

[ember nimbus]

there are people who DONT collect like a loot goblin?

[sleek harness]

Nah I am lazy, I ain't picking plasteels

Nobody needs it

Because everyone has 10k in their inventory

[thick coyote]

Borderline justice: it's high noon

[shell night]

You don't have to go out of your way for it, but if you open a chest and it's in there, just hit the damn button, some people do need it still

[sleek harness]

Nah

[shell night]

But have you considered

Yah

[sleek harness]

I will pick the stimm besides it

And the ammocrate

But not the plasteel

[shell night]

I guess be selfish, not like I can make you stop being selfish

[sleek harness]

Actually you can

[shell night]

Not everything is about you

[sleek harness]

It's called noticing that I am just joking around

See how rude he becomes?

So quickly

[ember nimbus]

whu

[shell night]

I can't read tone over text, sorry I took you at your word

[ember nimbus]

it come with egroll

[shell night]

It's also not really rude to call you selfish when you literally were saying I'm too lazy and self-centered to pick up something that benefits others.

[sleek harness]

Eggroll you mean?

[ember nimbus]

can i get an eggroll with it?

[dire kayak]

can i?

[sleek harness]

Egroll and eggroll

[dire kayak]

im very hungry

[sleek harness]

Gotcha

[ember nimbus]

this

acting obtuse and then breaking the 4th wall is a major dick move

[sleek harness]

I did said I was lazy

Not that I was self-centered

You got it half right

[shell night]

You said you were indirectly, by saying you refused to press a button on something you're already looking at just because you don't need it. That's self-centered, you don't have to use the words to say it

[ember nimbus]

its also not that serious

but that jit does it all the time

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[ember nimbus]

the fucking rodent

[shell night]

It's not but some people need extra explaining

[sleek harness]

Who

[ember nimbus]

it come with eggroll

[shell night]

Who order egg roll extra exposition

[sleek harness]

You fell for my rage bait! It was obvious a rage bait for anyone that knows me

If you don't know me

Well...

Uhhhhh

Unlucky you

[ember nimbus]

general chicken eggroll

[zenith pollen]

Ps5 has mouse and keyboard support right?

[sleek harness]

Any console does

Just need to fit the keyboard and mouse

If it can

[zenith pollen]

False

Not every game allows you to

[sleek harness]

Well, if you modify it...

[zenith pollen]

And im asking about darktide here

[sleek harness]

Abiut

[ember nimbus]

eggwuh

[lilac crag]

not on darktide

[zenith pollen]

Fuck

My dualsense has a stage 1 stickdrift and its gonna get worse

[lilac crag]

no expectancy?

[sleek harness]

Can't you just fix it by highing the dead zone?

Or did you actually broke the stick of your controller

[zenith pollen]

Its a temporary fix idk if darktide even has dead zone options

[zenith pollen]

Wdym

[whole glade]

hey fellas should i make the world eaters playlist post heresy?

[lyric frigate]

open darktide
afk in mourningstar
close darktide

[zenith pollen]

You mean warranty?

[lilac crag]

warranty, yeah, sorry

[zenith pollen]

I still have it but last time those incompetent morons made me almost crash out

Its the second controller that got stick drift

When i gave my first controller to a shop i bought it from it took them almost a month and they didint fixed it or replaced it they just gave me my money back and controllers went up 100 pln in price so i had to still pay

Bitchass rtv euro agd

[sleek harness]

Well

At least they gave your money back

Honest of them

[somber stream]

Hi

Still alive, unfortunately

[sleek harness]

Licht

[somber stream]

Bye

🕺

[sleek harness]

What you mean unfortunately

Dang it

[lilac crag]

@fiery wave

has been dead worried about you

as have I

[sleek harness]

Is this drama?

Or something happened?

[lilac crag]

when you come out of your blasted grave, be sure to know I'll punch you back into your coffin, ye ole fart

[lilac crag]

no, he's just been gone for a week

[zenith pollen]

I still had to lay out a hundred to even be able to play

[sleek harness]

Worrying

[lilac crag]

that's what I'm saying

[somber stream]

I went to take care of a family member

[sleek harness]

So it's okay?

[somber stream]

His place had no wifi lol, might as well take a phone detox, i thought

[lilac crag]

I said something along that

but not gonna lie

scared the shit outta me

[somber stream]

Yeah i'll drop something like "Feeling cute, gonna disappear for a week" next time

[limpid vigil]

do you guys think hivescum will ever get a melee that is just a metal pipe?

[lilac crag]

I think a crowbar skin maybe

[sweet trail]

what accent does judge zealot have, the male one

[lilac crag]

atta lad

[lilac crag]

he speaks strongly Victorian

[sleek harness]

Uhhhhhh Licht I don't know what this means

[sweet trail]

i know fem judge has a roughly japanese accent but like

[tender horizon]

Thats a skin for shivs

[sleek harness]

Is this worrysome?

[lilac crag]

VICTORIAN OOMF

[limpid vigil]

chainsmoking half american half englishman id say

[somber stream]

Nah rat, do the same every once in a while

[sweet trail]

VICTORIAN ISNT AN ACCENT BESTIE GDISHGUISRHg

[sleek harness]

Alright

[limpid vigil]

i know that , but i wanna bonk ppl with a metal pipe

[sleek harness]

Just making sure

[lilac crag]

how about we play darktide so I can explode you off a cliff

[sweet trail]

me

[lilac crag]

RAHHHHHH

[sweet trail]

RAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lilac crag]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[limpid vigil]

me oh my how scandalously lewd

[sleek harness]

The crowbar is a piped shaped into a

Well

[little marten]

He’s back

[sleek harness]

Crowbar

[sleek harness]

Nurgle

[somber stream]

Orange lol

[limpid vigil]

I thought it was rebar and not a pipe?

you mean the one wrapped in razorwire?

[sleek harness]

Anything is a pipe if pipe shaped

[limpid vigil]

but to be pipe shaped it needs a hole

rebar has no hole

[sleek harness]

Uhhh

It's a closed pipe

[limpid vigil]

closed pipe implies it is hollow inside

it isn't

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[limpid vigil]

just full metal bonkage

[sleek harness]

How can you be so sure?

[dire kayak]

can i come?

[little marten]

Yes

[limpid vigil]

Rebar is a reinforcment bar - it would be crap at reinforcing if it was hollow

[sleek harness]

Reinforcement what

It's a crowbar

Don't make it complex

[limpid vigil]

Reinforcment this nut

[fiery wave]

No data?

[sleek harness]

You have one singular ball?

My condolences

[whole glade]

real question

[sleek harness]

See Karien?

[whole glade]

World Eater GF or Word Bearer GF?

[sleek harness]

Zealous Licht is still alive

[sleek harness]

Horror beyond our comprehension mimicking a goth mommy

[whole glade]

i mean im from hell but answer the question.

[sleek harness]

That's a game btw

[somber stream]

Yes data but the entire point was internet detox so i stick to my books and grass instead

[patent grove]

So many 2014 disconnects right now

[somber stream]

Is it cheating to take a drag or two with my uncle

[lilac crag]

both would run my shit straight through the core of the earth

[fiery wave]

Gib warning. We though something happened.

[lilac crag]

I could not take a punch from either so

I think I'll just pick word bearer cus they're cooler

[somber stream]

I will make sure to give a grand and specific notice upon my next departure

[whole glade]

THANK YOU

[sleek harness]

Having a time with them would lead to the same results as trying to interact with a demon core

You will die

[whole glade]

i fucking love Word Bearers

[lilac crag]

read that wrong but me too

[limpid vigil]

for a second i thought you meant the terraria eater of worlds and this was a "would you still love me if i was a worm" thing

[lilac crag]

I'm not trying to have The Time with them since my romance preference is violent duels to the Death

[sleek harness]

So you are a ork or something?

You found your soulmate at the fight pit?

At Grookz

[whole glade]

huh

[lilac crag]

I had a soulmate once

she kicked my shit in when we met

I don't speak ork at all so

I'm prob a melee centered faction

[limpid vigil]

i read your message wrong and i thought you meant the giant purple worm from terraria

[sleek harness]

Prehistoric humans on prehistoric planets

Thoses exist on 40k

[somber stream]

There will be another time

[sleek harness]

Another time for what

[lilac crag]

thats alot to tell me in a sentence lad

[limpid vigil]

Fight to the romance

[somber stream]

🕺

[sleek harness]

There was no romance

Alexander got his ass kicked by a ork

Then he never saw her again

[lilac crag]

untrue

it was a sister of battle

[sleek harness]

So you just called a sister of battle a ork

[lilac crag]

I will rip out your ribs, rodent

[sleek harness]

@ripe tangle

Kill him

[limpid vigil]

also kinda hard to avoid the word romance when it comes to somebody described as your soulmate

[sleek harness]

Kill the heretic

[limpid vigil]

I too shall confiscate the rat's delicious smoked ribs for personal dining

[lilac crag]

neo I like you

you're funny

[limpid vigil]

Likewise

[lilac crag]

we should play sometime

[sleek harness]

You know I don't think you should do that

I need my ribs to live

[limpid vigil]

As soon as i get some valid free time rn im either too tired to play hard missions or i have to study

[limpid vigil]

And i need to eat to live

[lilac crag]

real

[sleek harness]

Why not eat Alexander

[limpid vigil]

prion disease

[sleek harness]

Brain damage you mean

Yeah I get it now

[feral vessel]

@sleek harness hd2 or not

[sleek harness]

Sure

[limpid vigil]

Brain damage implies it has been hit , brain disease i think fits better

[feral vessel]

is cyberstan not available no more

[sleek harness]

Just let me eat my food

[sleek harness]

No

Cyberstan no more

Finally

[feral vessel]

FUCK

i mean YEAH

[limpid vigil]

I still think the planet is just named stan

[nocturne bloom]

Bring cyberstan back

[feral vessel]

stanistan

[jaunty path]

no

[feral vessel]

bring back cyberstan without vox engines

[limpid vigil]

and the cyber is cuz it is a cyborg

[sleek harness]

Add actual stuff

[nocturne bloom]

Imagine dying to vox engines

[sleek harness]

Like a different type of city for the capital

So it isn't just a common factory district

[feral vessel]

6/10 ragebait

[nocturne bloom]

Not my fault vox engines fear me

[sleek harness]

I think you should add 2 more, it works for people who suck at the game

[feral vessel]

they say that vox engines hear the clapping of projekt red's cheeks and they just turn away and leave

Just saying.

[nocturne bloom]

Im too skinny to have cheeks

[sleek harness]

I was confuse for a second

[limpid vigil]

you have a second jawbone aparently if that is so

wich is more alarming i think

[sleek harness]

"who is Peojekt Red?"

[sleek harness]

Then I realizes he was talking about Lamia

[nocturne bloom]

Im the skeleton in Minecraft you cant find

[sleek harness]

Using the chunk infos he can

[vapid matrix]

Uh

[limpid vigil]

i was implying your butt had to have a mouth

if you have a jawbone there

[sleek harness]

What

[feral vessel]

Lies.

believe more in yourself

[nocturne bloom]

Ask the 2 people here who've seen my figure

[feral vessel]

that being

[sleek harness]

Do 24 hour leg training

[jaunty path]

Me

[nocturne bloom]

@jaunty path tell them how skinny I am

[limpid vigil]

do you make the lego star wars death sound when sitting down?

[jaunty path]

He can't gain weight

[feral vessel]

i'm joining you up on dt @jaunty path

shit happened

[nocturne bloom]

Actually

[jaunty path]

lol

[nocturne bloom]

For the first time in 6 years

I gained 4 pounds

[feral vessel]

i hope you're in the mourningstar still

[jaunty path]

yeah dw

[jaunty path]

woaw

[sleek harness]

Is it too much?

[limpid vigil]

Congratulations on getting some money!

[jaunty path]

on ur way to becoming pyrocynical huh

[sleek harness]

I don't count in pounds

It's too heavy

[feral vessel]

4 quid?

[jaunty path]

dont gain too much weight else youll be fat in some asian beauty standard

idk

[nocturne bloom]

Missus

Im 144 pounds

Theres nothing there even if i do gain weight

[jaunty path]

fat

[feral vessel]

missus is it gonna be crackhead zealot or proper support zealot tonight

[jaunty path]

im playing crack withdrawal head dyke

i need to check the mail

3 minutes

[feral vessel]

sure

[whole glade]

world eaters one is finally done

fuck its hard to find good songs

:[

[sleek harness]

They are adding Lamia in a scientific search about how anime can cause someone to lose everything

[limpid vigil]

dyke as in lesbian? or is that an acronym?

[nocturne bloom]

Guess i gotta get on monster hunter and keep trying to not get my ass kicked with long sword

[sleek harness]

You use long sword?

I hate you

[nocturne bloom]

Attempting

[sleek harness]

Not entirely

But still

[nocturne bloom]

I usually use Lance or gunlance

[sleek harness]

I hate you

I love you

[nocturne bloom]

You remind me of my ex

[sleek harness]

I just love you if you ain't a weeb

[limpid vigil]

so when trying out gun lance do you say you are taking a glance at it

[nocturne bloom]

I dont try something I always used

[sleek harness]

Meopolitan

[limpid vigil]

Faven

[nocturne bloom]

Im just tired of spamming 1 singular button for a whole fight

[sleek harness]

Who is faven

[limpid vigil]

it was a poor attempt at a joke and wordplay

[nocturne bloom]

Not having a guard is alien to me

[limpid vigil]

you change up my name i change up yours

[sleek harness]

How about the changing sword and shield

[nocturne bloom]

I want something without a guard

Longsword is in-between

[sleek harness]

I just changed the N for M

And honestly

It's better

[dire kayak]

10 missions until i finish arbi

absolute suffering

[limpid vigil]

it would be better if you changed the a to an e and the n to an m. At least then id have fans

[sleek harness]

Id?

How would you get fans from this

[limpid vigil]

because in that case i would be a neopolitan femboy

[knotty terrace]

Hello chat

[limpid vigil]

oh hey - paperhead got a new demo on steam

nice

and a release date

yipee

[spring nexus]

bonesaw or shivs?

[nocturne bloom]

Its also hilarious to me how there's a cave in MH Wilds that gives you over a million Zenny an hour

[limpid vigil]

bonesaw for armor - shivs for funsies and long range

[limpid vigil]

oh hey they have a lootcave

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

Its just zenny

[limpid vigil]

I think every game should have one

[limpid vigil]

that is still loot no?

[nocturne bloom]

Zenny is honestly the least important part

It doesnt give armor spheres or crafting mats or anything

[limpid vigil]

just money?

[nocturne bloom]

Just the currency to pay for it

Er, the upgrade not the mats

[visual vortex]

I just found out how Pipe Organs in the early days were made and played

Very interestng

[limpid vigil]

idk what half those words mean since i never played mh but i assume from the tone of the message that that is scandalous

[nocturne bloom]

Spheres give your armor xp

You hunt monsters to craft gear with their parts and materials

Zenny is the currency needed alongside those to do the action of upgrading or crafting

[dire kayak]

i think my favourite characters in darktide are hallowette, masozi and dukane

[limpid vigil]

Morrow for me

[lyric frigate]

can someone explain to me why every single havoc player is boosted or brain damaged

[limpid vigil]

Space dad

[lyric frigate]

"true survivor" my ass you ate an overhead 30 seconds into a mission

[lyric frigate]

is that faust

[limpid vigil]

Havoc scary - not scary when dumb or not scary when somebody else do all the hard work

[limpid vigil]

Me everyday after i finish school

[pseudo folio]

anyone on rn? im.lebel 22 and would like to do heresy level missions 🙂

[nocturne bloom]

Lebel? Like the french service rifle of the first world war?

[lilac crag]

yes

I love ur pfp too btw

[pseudo folio]

level*

[lyric frigate]

netach

[pseudo folio]

the lfg sectiom is so dead in this server

so im asking here

-unless im lookinh at the wrong lfg channel

[dusty glacier]

y'all is the game lagging for anyon else or just me?

[jaunty path]

ususally look for ur region

but it can be dead yeah

[pseudo fjord]

is there a list of mods that might be causing issues at the mooment?

[zenith pollen]

My stickdrift just got worse its noticeable now

That was quick

[pearl viper]

skill issue

[zenith pollen]

And also one button feel weirdly hard to press i guess its a life support for this comtroller soon

[gloomy tartan]

lol, lmao even

[feral vessel]

hi

stupid dog that teleports to you:

[tired inlet]

don't be daft

[gloomy tartan]

Do y’all think jeggings exist in darktide ?

[thick coyote]

Fake jeans?

[dire kayak]

meow :3

[thick coyote]

This Muhfuh Jean's fake

[feral vessel]

what is a jegging

[stark bobcat]

Check modding discord

[gloomy tartan]

You don’t know about jeggings ?

[limpid vigil]

jean leggings maybe? I think?

[stark bobcat]

Also ask in the region chats not just the console section, alot more active there and since the game is cross play it doesn't matter

[pseudo fjord]

is that a separate server? I'm a boomer man lol

[stark bobcat]

Yes it is

One sec

Here

[pseudo fjord]

thanks

[arctic escarp]

lowkenuinely

[south valve]

What do the different roles mean for this server?

Why am I just a grey named peasant?

[stark bobcat]

Grey name is no imbeds

Red name has imbed, just need to talk more

[south valve]

Ohhh okay, ty!

[gloomy tartan]

I can imbed stuff ?

Wat dat

[south valve]

I think it means like when you send links, it'll show up with an image, video, etc

so like you can send gifs

[gloomy tartan]

Oh fr ?

I didn’t know I can send gifs

[south valve]

I think so

might be wrong

[gloomy tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-shock-monkey-gif-11321751

Nope

[south valve]

Oh

[south valve]

I have no idea what it means then, sorry

[pseudo folio]

ah thanknu

[stark bobcat]

Not in this channel

They lost that privilege

[south valve]

I feel like there's some sort of story of why that happened?

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[stark bobcat]

Yeah

Too horny

[south valve]

Oh

[stark bobcat]

Some of them are still in this channel

[south valve]

Insert Slaanesh cult joke or something

[stark bobcat]

Some got banned already

[nocturne bloom]

who would be like that

[zenith pollen]

There a diffrent story every week im afraid

Holy shit im 7 hours in darktide now i might have a problem

[south valve]

Damn really?

[cursive gate]

Has anyone used a performance improving option in this game except fsr,dlss,reducing graphical details? Like installing a performance mod(if it exists), losless scaling vs.

[sleek harness]

Play SM2

[zenith pollen]

Fuck no

[sleek harness]

Why not

[zenith pollen]

Im poor

[sleek harness]

And you brought Darktide

Which has the same price

[zenith pollen]

Long time ago on sale

I played before arbites was even announced

[sleek harness]

And long time ago there was multiple sales for SM2

[zenith pollen]

And i never cared for it

[sleek harness]

Lame

Do you at least have Helldivers 2

[zenith pollen]

Yes but its mid

[sleek harness]

Want to play mid

[south valve]

I got really sick of helldivers

I stopped playing when they nerfed coyote

[zenith pollen]

No

I would rather play overwatch

[nocturne bloom]

you might need an evaluation

[sleek harness]

Why

[zenith pollen]

Dr easterman is that you?

[sleek harness]

Do you really have Helldivers 2?

You are such a lame person

Do you have uhhhhhhh

[south valve]

Bit rude

[sleek harness]

DRG

[zenith pollen]

Yes i played before the third faction was a thing

[sleek harness]

So you are a OG miner?

[zenith pollen]

You mean diver?

[sleek harness]

Miner

You mine in DRG

Not dive

[zenith pollen]

No i dont have DRG

I know deep rock galaxtic

I know its about dwarves mining for gold

[sleek harness]

I thought you were responding to the DRG question

Uhhhhhh

[zenith pollen]

Which sounds fun

[sleek harness]

It's fun

If you don't care for aiming

[zenith pollen]

My most played multiplayer games are team fortress 2, outlast trials, darktide

[sleek harness]

If you like FPS aiming you will go insane

[sleek harness]

So like, PvP

Except for Darktide

[zenith pollen]

Outlast trials aint pvp

It has a new pvp mode but its not a main attraction

[south valve]

how come?

[zenith pollen]

I prefer pve by a long shot

[sleek harness]

Half PvP then

[sleek harness]

Because you don't aim down the gun

[south valve]

Ohh I see

[zenith pollen]

But i have to admit in shame that my most played game is dead by daylight

[sleek harness]

Which did you played more

Survivor or killer

[zenith pollen]

Killer

Aka mental torture simulator

Comaprable to water torture

But i wasnt a one trick i played both sides

[sleek harness]

I see

How many toxic people did you found

Actually

How many people do you got blocked

[zenith pollen]

I have like 25 pages of steam comments

[sleek harness]

Is most hateful?

[zenith pollen]

Yeah

Most would put someone in jail for saying things like that in public

[sleek harness]

Did you learned something after playing DBD

[knotty terrace]

Outlast trials does have a pvp mode

[zenith pollen]

Yeah but its not a main thing

It was added this year

Its called an invasion mode

[knotty terrace]

You mean last year

[zenith pollen]

I true i stil live in the big 25

[zenith pollen]

I understand now why people kill eachother and that humanity is doomed beyond saving

[south valve]

Tide game players are the only community I've seen that still use xD

Not that that's a bad thing, just an observation

[knotty terrace]

October 21st 2025 is when invasion came out

[zenith pollen]

From where im from its our national treasure

[knotty terrace]

What do we still use?

[south valve]

Yeah

[south valve]

The xD face thing

[knotty terrace]

Ohhhh

[south valve]

I don't know why it's this fandom specifically

[zenith pollen]

Many europeans maybe

[south valve]

maybe fandom isn't the right word but yeah

[south valve]

Could be

[knotty terrace]

I mean we also get the allot of bozos using this stupid emoji 🫃which baffles me

[south valve]

you see that a lot on discord

[sleek harness]

Funny

[knotty terrace]

Yeah and people say that I crash out because I don’t understand the logic behind that reaction

[zenith pollen]

I played it for 2k hours i need help

[south valve]

I think people just think it's funny

[sleek harness]

I mean, the hame is fun

If only the community was better

[zenith pollen]

Nah the game is actually ass too

[sleek harness]

So you hate it but still played for 2k hours

[zenith pollen]

Addiction

[sleek harness]

But you do have to agree

Some times is fun

[knotty terrace]

I don’t see it but eh yet again my humour is more based in realism

[south valve]

As in, you find it too absurd?

[knotty terrace]

[sleek harness]

Dude doesn't believe that men can get pregnant

[south valve]

I see

[sleek harness]

Shame

[south valve]

well that's fair enough

[zenith pollen]

Thats when it catches you into a trap when its good its REALLY GOOD OH BOY but when its bad, horrible, disgusting you will never think something is worse then that

[zenith pollen]

You just have to try hard enough and often

[sleek harness]

But then you keep playing because you have a chance to find a fun match again

[knotty terrace]

Biologically they can’t

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[south valve]

What do you think of like monty python type stuff then?

[zenith pollen]

I broke the cycle long ago im not looking back

[sleek harness]

Kept then

Good job

[south valve]

We're going down a dangerous path here

[zenith pollen]

Now im addicted to darktide and im a much happier person nos

Now

[zenith pollen]

Other games i play the most besides darktide are tlou part 2, overwatch and deadlock

Sometimes darkest dungeon

[sleek harness]

Okay you are still in the bad addiction path

Overwatch?

[knotty terrace]

I can’t say because I’ve never seen that sort of thing

[south valve]

Oh okay then

it's just like the humour is ridiculous

there's a reference to it in darktide actually

[knotty terrace]

If that’s a dangerous path than I guess commonsense is also something that’s dangerous

[south valve]

Oh do elaborate

[stuck wasp]

Do you know that meme about a kid that is running away from some bubbles ? One of the challenged is parodying that

[knotty terrace]

Just something like looking left and right when crossing a road for example or walking while on ya phone you don’t do that but looking left than right when crossing a road is commonsense

[zenith pollen]

Not every game i play means im addicted to it

[sleek harness]

Perhaps?

But what if

You get addicted

[zenith pollen]

Still better then dbd

[sleek harness]

I guess

[knotty terrace]

If commonsense is dangerous than I guess I’m a dangerous person

[jaunty path]

THEYRE PULLING THEIR LOGIC OUT

[south valve]

I'm just curious what you meant in this specific context

[stuck wasp]

Hating on 🫃 isn't really "commonsense" tbh. Otherwise you should also hate pretty much 40k as a whole.

[south valve]

Very true, there's some ridiculous stuff in the setting

[sleek harness]

"I find realistic things funny. If it isn't realistic, it's not funny."

[dire kayak]

tboys are men yet they can get pregnant

[sleek harness]

Hello Goober

[stuck wasp]

Shush big rat, go snort your green cocain elsewhere

[knotty terrace]

Permit me to be blunt but do I need to provide more context?

[sleek harness]

I am on your side bitch

[south valve]

Just a bit more, yes please

[abstract raven]

curious but is darktide playable under SteamOS/Proton?

[stuck wasp]

Till you'll backstab me again

[knotty terrace]

They were once women so of cause they can still give birth

[sleek harness]

Again?

Never

I never did such thing

[south valve]

So what's the problem with 🫃?

[zenith pollen]

If i get addicted to deadlock thats a win i think

[knotty terrace]

Because it baffles me that’s all

[south valve]

How come?

[stuck wasp]

You lack whimsiness, and that is sad.

[dire kayak]

that is very much a win

you go girl

[sleek harness]

Scrake is a girl?

[knotty terrace]

Tbh I don’t know what they mean by it when people use it that’s the long and short of it

[dire kayak]

i say that to everyone

[south valve]

It's just to be silly

[sleek harness]

Except me apparently

[wooden creek]

Usually. Check protondb

[dire kayak]

go rodent go

[knotty terrace]

Ahhhh I see well that makes sense now

[sleek harness]

Okay this is more preferable

[south valve]

Is that sarcastic or?

[knotty terrace]

I’m being genuine

[south valve]

Excellent then

[winged oasis]

is thunder hamm the boss stick

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Next question

[winged oasis]

when are we getting more hallowette missions

[sleek harness]

Uh

[winged oasis]

or hallowette voicing missions

[winged oasis]

NAAAAUUUUUGHHHHHH

[sleek harness]

The best I can do is 15 missions with Draco as the only vox voice

[south valve]

I feel like Hallowette and Sefoni were one-offs

then again, Osca showed up twice

[knotty terrace]

Anyways I’ve gotta head to work I hope you guys and girls have a good one

[stuck wasp]

Hallowette is more difficult to place in missions tbf, need missions that give the option to get loot that she can sell out.

[south valve]

When are we gonna get Zorin voiced missions?

he feels like the obvious next step

[gloomy tartan]

Halowette wears jeggings

[lime beacon]

Hallowette doesnt wear pants

[dire kayak]

zorin?

[south valve]

The Arbites Marshall guy

[dire kayak]

ohhh

[south valve]

He just kinda hangs around the mourningstar

I wanna see more of him

[tired inlet]

he mostly insults all non-arbites and keeps Zola on a tight leash because he kind of half-blames her for Wolfer's release

asserting his autonomy

[south valve]

Yeah

[low blade]

Hallowette is a midget on a tall stool

[tired inlet]

it wasn't the inquisition or the mourningstar or the guard that caught Wolfer -- it was the Adeptus Arbites

[south valve]

I guess he's more of a lore character then?

[tired inlet]

so he thinks they're all fucked-up

and they are

[south valve]

I never thought about that

[tired inlet]

So his attitude is very justified; "We lost countless officers tracking the leader down. we got him submitted. subdued. drugs. in a coffin locker. powerless. and the moment we let you have him he escapes?"

[south valve]

What actually let him escape?

[lean warren]

Mobian raid

[south valve]

The last time I watched the intro cutscene was years ago when the game came out

[south valve]

oh okay

[lean warren]

How they got on the ship in the first place?

Fuck if I know

[tired inlet]

Traitors

[lean warren]

Whole poxburster is kinda hard to hide

[tired inlet]

like the original plot was literally about traitor moebians

the exact kind that told the heretic unit what ship, when it was going, where it was going, and where his cell was

[lilac crag]

we had a rat problem

[shy sandal]

2 hours of sleep, one slice of bread eaten, 0 litres of water drank 💪

[south valve]

Hivescum irl:

[shy sandal]

I feel like I'm about to collapse at any moment

[lean warren]

Stinkier then genestealers, not very stealthy

[jaunty path]

drink water

[lean warren]

Well

Lower decks of the ship are pretty stinky already

[lilac crag]

it was one of our own zealots actually!

[lean warren]

Oh yeah

The

Lady

With the half mohawk

[lilac crag]

mmmhmmm

[zenith pollen]

You will never know

[sleek harness]

But He Him

[lilac crag]

you will never know

[sleek harness]

But They He

[zenith pollen]

What if scrake is my Persona?

[lilac crag]

I'm very much a vague person

[river elbow]

Lex.

[sleek harness]

No I am talking about Alexander

Uhhhh

So you are not a man?

[sleek harness]

Actually

Neve mind

You guys are causing damage

To my brain

[river elbow]

Facts.

[sleek harness]

Fuck yall

[tired inlet]

Oskar Krall fixed 'em up after they got shot, and they're a pre-servitor; you can see them on the deck sometimes.

[zenith pollen]

Wouldnt you like to know weatherboy

[sleek harness]

Are you or not

Just tell me already

[jaunty path]

their pronouns are he him so

they might be a girl

[sleek harness]

Exactly

But also a boy

[jaunty path]

or an enby

[river elbow]

Scrake is Alpharius for sure.

[jaunty path]

scrake

are you alpharius

[sleek harness]

Perhaps Scrake is a skinwalker

[zenith pollen]

Patience is a virtue

[shy sandal]

I wanna eat some chicken pizza... With cream cheese on top

Mmmmmmm, pizza

[zenith pollen]

What does that mean

[jaunty path]

Please eat better food

[sleek harness]

Dies

[jaunty path]

it means are you alpharius

[zenith pollen]

True instant noodles are better

[zenith pollen]

Perhaps

[shy sandal]

My diet consists of meat, protein bars, and meat with carbs

Also rice

Rice is good

[jaunty path]

eat better food

[zenith pollen]

My diet consists of whatever i have in my fridge

[winged oasis]

how tf do i get away from poxbursters

[zenith pollen]

You dont

[rain idol]

hwat is an enby

oh wait

[river elbow]

Throw them towards the nearest Psyker.

[rain idol]

nevermind

put the words together

[shy sandal]

Isn't protein good though?

[jaunty path]

eat more candy

dumbass

[zenith pollen]

I love 2026

[sleek harness]

You do?

The year just started dude

[zenith pollen]

Yeah

And im thrivin since 2025 i have everything a soul could want

[sleek harness]

All the 7 deadly sins?

[shy sandal]

I wish i could go back to 2018, statistically the best year of the 2000s yet

[zenith pollen]

Only thing im lacking is money but i dont have any big purchases in mind

[sleek harness]

Greed

6 left

[zenith pollen]

You might need to read the definition of greed again ngl

[river elbow]

Warhammer 40k in debt because I decided to expand my grey pile of unpainted figures even further.

[sand monolith]

When is the dlc with emperor as a playable class coming out? Has it been leaked yet? Saw some rumblings on a forum

[limpid vigil]

Yknow im waiting for the day somebody uses an unpainted mini as a statue for their board

[zenith pollen]

Appreciating simple pleasures in life is something thats will carry you into a much happier life

Im all sunshines and rainbows since 2025

[lime beacon]

Being extremely covetous and unsatisfied usually works out for me

[sleek harness]

It is greedy to think of the human inversion that is worth nothing in reality

Money

[lime beacon]

Yeah

You should give all your money to skaven and me

[zenith pollen]

I dont know what inversion means

[lime beacon]

cashapp, venmo, check

[sleek harness]

Exactly

We will take care of it

[zenith pollen]

The problem is i dont have any

If i was a billionare i wouldnt mind sending yall a hundred

[lime beacon]

We will relieve you of this stain on your dharma, this heavy burden of materialism

[tired inlet]

in their lane, focused, moisturized, bills paid, dry, warm, got water, got food, loved by those who know them

professionally adequate

[lime beacon]

Adequate is not a word that is familiar to us hustlers in the big 26

Enough is never enough

[zenith pollen]

I dont have to worry about bills YET but other then that i can gladly say i have everything from what you listed except the moisturized part cause i dont know what you really mean by that

[tired inlet]

you got dry skin? You ashy? you got dandruff?

[lime beacon]

most hustlers have dandruff and are ashy

we're too busy for skincare

[tired inlet]

nothin' a little selenium in your shampoo can't fix; head & shoulders, knees & toes.

[sick vortex]

Why do people say "Noob" in heresy? Like, no shit, This is Noob Central, of course we won't nail rolling steel.

[tired inlet]

I thought T1 was noob central

[zenith pollen]

No

[tired inlet]

sounds pretty moisturized to me, but you could always be more

[sick vortex]

That's noob terminus, T2 is noob check in, T3 is noob central.

[thin wagon]

People have overly high expectations of strangers on the internet.

[zenith pollen]

I dont use any skincare products either but i dont have dry ass face

[zenith pollen]

Most heresy players play havoc for some reason

[lime beacon]

Our skin is dry from sweating while betting the rent on Croatian womens ping pong at 3 am

[south valve]

People are just assholes for no reason

[thin wagon]

Also should I A) wait for the next class to reveal, or B) Get either Arb or Scum

[south valve]

Both are very fun

Hivescum is harder but a more unique way to play imo

[low blade]

C) All

[thin wagon]

Because I feel like the second I grab one the third reveal is gonna be something I really want

Like imo a Gun Servitor would be hella fun. Just modding them out for your skill tree.

Doubtful they'd add it but I am tempted to wait.

[sick vortex]

Blocking them makes the game more fun, anyways.

[south valve]

It'll probably be a skitari or something?

[south valve]

Very true

[thin wagon]

See if it's a skitari I'll prob grab either scum or Arbi

That's my crossroads.

[zenith pollen]

Get hivescum

[south valve]

A servitor would be interesting

[sick vortex]

Watch it be a commissar.

[thin wagon]

I will genuinely consider your advice

[south valve]

lol

I doubt it but

maybe

[thin wagon]

Commisar is more of a vet build than a class imo

[zenith pollen]

Cause hivescum is way more unique then arb comparing to other clasees

[south valve]

Well vet has Commissar cosmetics

[sick vortex]

Get hivescum, but you'd better stay with the team or i'll be dissapointed.

[thin wagon]

I never run off. I DO get lost on occasion

[sick vortex]

Fr?

[thin wagon]

OH yeah. Running shout with bolt pistol and chainsword in Commissar drip is a freaking vibe

[sick vortex]

Won't get that problem with scum.

They're fast.

It's their gimmick

[thin wagon]

Speed is a fun gimmick indeed

[sick vortex]

Play like a CoD sweat and you'll live.

[zenith pollen]

I really want to wear a long coat and a commisar hat in public

[thin wagon]

Unfortunately a group in the 1940s kinda ruined that lol

Give it another few decades.

Darn you Hugo boss!

[sick vortex]

Get it in olive green.

[thin wagon]

That is actually an excellent point

[sick vortex]

Say you went for the look of a british officer.

[south valve]

I actually have a giant greatcoat and I do worry that it comes across the wrong way in public

[sick vortex]

What colour is it?

[zenith pollen]

I like when clothing moves and sways as i walk

[south valve]

Dark blue

[south valve]

SO REAL

[thin wagon]

Dont worry if you at least smile and say hello to people in a personable manner, all allegations fall flat.

[sick vortex]

Eh, just wear an alien t-shirt and sunglasses and you'll be fine.

[south valve]

lol

[sick vortex]

Someone gets it.

[south valve]

-# I don't :(

[sick vortex]

Don't forget the petition to make whiny congressman play violent videogames

(Postal dude)

[south valve]

Oh postal?

Yeeahh

[sick vortex]

It's hard doing a pacifist run when you realise how difficult it is to defend yourself when doing it.

[warm maple]

you'd be surprised how feel people in all difficulties can do rolling steel lol

tbh Im not sure how without zealot grenades to unblock you on that stupid power cell portion LUL

[thin wagon]

Ive only done Rolling Steel once on Auric.

[warm maple]

so many things to kill, blocking and hitting you and preventing you from doing it

[thin wagon]

It's sooo rough

[sick vortex]

I just used short bursts of smite and that worked.

[warm maple]

ah yeah, smite helps 😛

in my experience a lot of people just don't play the objective and we lose anyway due to time

[thin wagon]

No other mission stresses obj completion quite like that I feel like most people don't understand the urgency

[sick vortex]

If i had to give one criticism, it's that smite should be an aoe attack, like the voidblast(?) Staff.

[nocturne bloom]

i mean

it is aoe

just more CC

[sick vortex]

I mean like a projectile.

It's current role is a support tool that can't even do that well unless you need a small horde to stand still.

[south valve]

my problem with smite is that it encourages you to switch your brain off and spam it

kinda

[warm maple]

random tangeant I still think a servitor control class would be hilarious

it works kinda in v2

[sick vortex]

Honestly, it's be funny if we got a combat servitor class.

"Here's your mechanicus class, have fun!"

[thin wagon]

Well it makes sense in my opinion. A regiment of newly created Gun Servitors are being alotted to the Morningstar to deploy with Rejects.

[jaunty path]

Okay but the personality

[thin wagon]

But whatever they do I'm sure will be impressive. Hive Scum was left field to me and it's pretty dope as a class.

[jaunty path]

what about the personality

[warm maple]

finally, we can play the traitor from the cinematics LUL

[jaunty path]

servitors are utterly absent of personality

[thin wagon]

Stale, mechanical, possibly funny one liners.

[jaunty path]

Yeah its not gonna work

[south valve]

It could be Tech Priests remote controlling them and speaking through them or something

[thin wagon]

Constantly referring to itself as This One, or This Unit. I think it'd be pretty cool nonetheless

I mean we'll see. possibly a further tease come march, who knows.

[warm maple]

i think it could work

[gloomy tartan]

They should add a ogryn servoskull

[sleek harness]

From Arbitrators to Hive Gangers to Servitors

If servitor is the next class I will have a brain damage

[jaunty path]

fitting for you then

[low blade]

If the Admech unit is a fuckin servitor and not just a tech-priest I'm stealing something out yo fuckin house

[delicate kite]

next class is a fucking rock

[sleek harness]

No

[warm maple]

next class is just a straight up kroot and if he eats a chaos worshipper he turns on you and thats how we get a v2 versus mode

[sleek harness]

If you consider Admech rocks then perhaps

[delicate kite]

admech is not coming

its gonna be teenage mutant ninja turtles

[lime beacon]

Heroes in the halfshell

[sleek harness]

Vicent I got a question

[warm maple]

scribe class

[delicate kite]

shoot

[sleek harness]

Who is fitting for the name cryptid

[warm maple]

you stab people with a pen

[delicate kite]

kira or diesel

[warm maple]

auto quill?

[sleek harness]

What

[south valve]

The Lochness monster

[low blade]

Guys I wanna be Donatello please dont play Donatello when he comes out so I can be him

[warm maple]

I forget how Warhammer writes beyond the physical writings

[warm maple]

Im already widowmaker

[delicate kite]

i presume i did not understand your question

russian brain works on different frequency

[low blade]

Nerf Bastion! 🗣️

[jaunty path]

cyptic

[sleek harness]

Theres a class name in the files of the game called Cryptid

[jaunty path]

cryptic

[warm maple]

I never played Overwatch, but I do not understand how Bastion would be who you'd wanna nerf

[south valve]

A cryptid is like a UFO or something like that

[tired inlet]

already picked 'em

I need the extra range

[low blade]

Year 1 Bastion was bullshit and then they buffed him to tank a full Hanzo ult anyway

[lime beacon]

Neeeeeerrrrrrrd

I wanna be Mikey

Cowabunga!

[south valve]

I didn't expect to see stuff about overwatch in a darktide server